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[ARLO] <i>Today has been all about one man.</i>

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

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<i>Take a bow, Sam Obisanya.</i>

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<i>The first hat trick of his career.</i>

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<i>Three goals for Obisanya.</i>

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<i>Three points for Richmond as their
incredible run of form continues.</i>

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<i>They will now enter
the final match of the season</i>

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<i>one win away from promotion
back to the Premier League.</i>

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<i>An incredible turnaround.</i>

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Thataway, Sam!

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[ARLO] <i>What a performance by
the young Nigerian, Chris.</i>

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[CHRIS] <i>It's exciting to see
a young player</i>

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<i>realizing his potential, Arlo.</i>

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One more, one more. One more.

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[CHUCKLES] All right,
bro. See you later.

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See you later. All right. Peace.

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- [YELLS, LAUGHS]
- Yeah.

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- Bravo, Sam.
- Three goals.

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- All right. See you later.
- That's gold. That's it, dude.

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- Congratulations, Sam. Well done.
- Aw. Thank you, Liza.

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- [CHUCKLES] See you later.
- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]

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[SIGHS]

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Well done, matey.

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[SIGHS]

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- Wish me luck.
- [ENGINE REVS]

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[MAN] Watch out!

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

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- Synced and corrected by<font color="#00BFFF"> Firefly</font> -
- <font color="#00ffff">www.addic7ed.com</font> -

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I can't believe it's happening.

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The whole idea of it has got me
going like... [SHRIEKS]

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Oh, stop. You getting all... [SHRIEKS]

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... is just fear getting in the way
of what you deserve.

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Are you making fun of me
with my... [SHRIEKS]

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Of course not.

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It's just, you went... [SHRIEKS]

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And I thought I can't improve on that.

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I'm just gonna have to replicate it.

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Aw, thank you. [CHUCKLES]

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- [KNOCKING]
- Bing-bong, you ding-dongs.
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- Ted.
- Yeah?

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Guess who is going to be featured
in <i>Vanity Fair</i>'s business issue

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as a powerful woman on the rise.

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I finally got it? This is incredible!

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- Ted.
- Yeah?

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Not you. Keeley.

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Oh, that makes more sense.
Hey, congrats, Keeley.

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That's gonna be a <i>Vanity Fair</i>
to remember.

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Oh, it's just an honor
to be mad fit and successful.

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Yeah.

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[BOTH SHRIEK]

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[SHRIEKS]

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So, ladies, I'm here
both to give and receive.
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Dr. Sharon's last day is tomorrow,

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and we're all chipping in
to get her something special.

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- What did you decide on? Oh.
- An envelope of cash.

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You know, I figured she already
has all our deep, dark secrets.

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Kinda tough to top that with a
scarf and a candle, you know?

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Right.

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- Yeah. Whatever you got.
- Oh. Let's see.

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Oh, you know what? Here you go.

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- Lovely. Thank you. Oh.
- [CHUCKLES]

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[TED] Oh. Yeah.

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Yeah. It all spends the same.

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- All right. Appreciate you.
- [KNOCKING]

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- Hello, people.
- [TED, KEELEY] Higgins!
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Leslie.

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I just received an email
from Edwin Akufo,

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and he wants to speak with you, Rebecca.

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Okay.

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Who is Edwin Akufo?

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His father owns
the largest tech firm in Ghana.

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Wait a second. I thought I did.

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Until he died last month.

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I apologize for my joke.

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Edwin just inherited £1.2 billion
and loves football.

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Mmm.

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And?

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And I think he wants to buy the club.

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Hi. Uh, got the suit Ted bought
you back from the dry cleaners.

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Oh, it's my suit.

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The second Ted gave it to me,

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ownership transferred,
and it became my suit, Will.

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Right.

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Oi, are my eyebrows crazy?

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I've gotta do a photo shoot
with Keeley tonight,

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and the photo shoot coordinator
told me my eyebrows are crazy.

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Jesus, are my eyebrows crazy?

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They wanna do a "at home
with the footballer boyfriend" shot.

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Bet they won't even use it.

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She also told me I've gotta wear
all black so that Keeley pops.

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- Wh... You're always wearing black.
- This isn't black.

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This is dark heather charcoal.
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Ooh, I love hearing fellas debate
fashion. Who's winning?

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Oh, um, Ted, can I run
a new tactic by you?

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Yeah, you can run it, walk it,
cartwheel it to me. I don't care.

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Call me Dumbo, 'cause I'm all ears.

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- Is that a yes?
- Yes.

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Okay. Um, when we play Brentford,
we should play with a false nine.

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- Couldn't agree more. What is that?
- Play without strikers.

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Okay. Wait, so Jamie and
Dani ain't gonna play?

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They do, but they play in midfield
where no one expects them to be.

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- Yeah.
- I see.

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Okay, so we got both our aces
tucked up our sleeves, huh?

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- [CLICKS TONGUE]
- Love that. That's fun.
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Okay, today let's go ahead
and try out your fake nine.

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False nine.

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- Hey, this looks very nice.
- Thank you.

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[SIGHS] Here we go again.

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Give Ted yet another idea
he'll take all the credit for.

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- [NATHAN SIGHS]
- That's the job, son.

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[INHALES SHARPLY] Do you guys
ever wanna be in charge?

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Be the boss?

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Get all the credit?

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You know, we used to believe that

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trees competed with
each other for light.

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Suzanne Simard's field work
challenged that perception,

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and we now realize that
the forest is a socialist community.

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Trees work in harmony
to share the sunlight.

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Can't you just give me
a straight answer for once?

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I think he just did.

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Right. When this works, which it will,

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I'm telling everyone it was
my idea, which it was.

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[SIGHS]

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Your eyebrows aren't crazy.

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Thank you.

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They're psychotic.

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I appreciate that.

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They can't maintain their lines.

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- [SIGHS]
- These guys are just not in sync.

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It's okay.

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Oh, hell no. No, no. Hey,
hey. [BLOWS WHISTLE]

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No. No, no. Guys, come on.
That ain't gonna cut it.

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Y'all gotta be together on this,
all right? It's like this.

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You may hate me,
but it ain't no lie. Yeah?

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Then the hands. Bye,
bye, bye. All right?

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And watch my jumps. Ain't no lie.

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See how I'm jumping?
Like I'm a marionette.

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That's why this song is on the album
<i>No Strings Attached</i>, all right?

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- [TEAM MURMURS]
- [TED] Yes. Okay, good.

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Now, look, fellas, performing this
at Doc's going-away party

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ain't gonna mean Bo Jackson diddly squat

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unless she can tell
how hard we worked on it.

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You know what I mean?

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It ain't the execution.
That ain't the gift. It's the effort.

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Yeah? Okay? You see what I mean?

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- [SIRENS BLARE]
- [ENGINES APPROACHING]

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Uh-oh.

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[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

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Okay.

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Okay.

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[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]

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My most sincere apologies.

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I was told your training
would be finished by now.

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Oh, that's okay. Hakuna
matata, right? [CHUCKLES]

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[CHUCKLES]

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Oh, I'm sorry. That was
kind of racist, wasn't it?
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Oh, you know, uh, Timon
and Pumbaa are cartoons.

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- So I'll let it slide.
- Hey, I appreciate you.

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So, you must be Edwin Akufo, huh?

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- Yeah, I am.
- I'm Ted Lasso.

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Uh, so I don't shake hands.

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But I have someone
who does. Uh, Francis.

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- Oh. Hi.
- Yes.

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[SPEAKING TWI]

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Whoo, whoo!

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That is one of the best handshakes
I've ever hand shook right there.

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Firm yet comforting, you know, like a

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weighted blanket for my hand toes.

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So, I bet you're looking to chop
it up with Miss Welton, yeah?
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Uh, if that's not impossible.

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Well, you say impossible,
but all I hear is "I'm possible".

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[TED CHUCKLES]

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Makes more sense when written down.

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- Ah, okay.
- Yeah.

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- Right this way, fellas.
- Thank you.

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- Take it from here?
- If it's gotta be me.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, Greyhounds,
now let's get in formation!

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Will, here we go!

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["BYE BYE BYE" PLAYING ON CELL PHONE]

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Come on.

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Good.

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Hit this.

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[PANTING]

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That was it!

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[TEAM CHEERS, WHOOPS]

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[PLAYER] Yes!

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I cannot tell you how much I admire

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what your club has done this season.

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You know, relegation
destroys some teams,

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but it's only seemed to
have made yours stronger.

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That's all 'cause of
the boss right here.

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Trickle-down economics may stink,

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but trickle-down support
smells like pizza,

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roses and, I assume, Viola Davis.

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I do care about this club, Mr. Akufo.

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Very much.

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That's why I'll cut
straight to the point

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and tell you that
I'm not interested in selling.

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Oh, I'm not trying to buy your club.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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I'm interested in buying
one of your players.

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Sam Obisanya.

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But Rebecca loves Sam.

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Yeah, we all love Sam.

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Exactly.

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Also, uh, Sam is under contract
with us for another three years.

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Yes, I understand.

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Therefore, I would offer you
a generous transfer fee

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of so much money that people
would think I'm crazy,

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and you've taken advantage of me,

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in a financial, non-sexual
way, of course.

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- [CHUCKLES]
- [HIGGINS] Ah.

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I believe he's making you
an offer you can't refuse.

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Oh, <i>Godfather</i>, I see you.

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Well, I'm refusing an
offer he can't make.

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- Is that a quote from the third movie?
- [MUTTERS]

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I just have one question.

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What club is it that you actually own?

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Oh, I don't.

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At least, not one I can talk about yet.

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But it is a team in Africa,
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and I figured that Sam might appreciate

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the opportunity to play near his family.

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You know, his home.

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Well, gosh dang it. Now I wish
we had two Sams, you know?

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One for y'all and one for us.

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Where are we at with cloning
these days, by the way?

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Them Scottish folks have been
mighty quiet on that front for a while,

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which means we gotta be close, right?

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Yeah, well, like my father used to say,

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a sad white man is still a white man.

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Word.

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All I'm asking is for
an opportunity to speak to Sam.

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Maybe let him decide for himself, yes?

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- Yes.
- [KNOCKS]

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Oh, uh, I hope I'm not interrupting.

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Ah, perfect timing.

241
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,063
Sam, this is Edwin Akufo.

242
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:31,925
Oh, he doesn't like to shake...

243
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,319
[CHUCKLES]

244
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,569
Mr. Akufo would like to speak with you.

245
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,697
I figure we could, uh,
maybe go to a museum,

246
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,182
have something to eat.

247
00:11:43,187 --> 00:11:45,225
Uh, sure. [CHUCKLES]

248
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,311
Ah, wonderful. After you.

249
00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:48,567
Okay.

250
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,088
It's lovely to meet you all.

251
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,673
- Bye.
- You too.

252
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,550
[DOOR CLOSES]

253
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,507
So strange.

254
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,093
I once wrote a play about a billionaire

255
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,263
who took a footballer
to a museum and then dinner.

256
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,140
- Whoa.
- [CHUCKLES]

257
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,374
What happens in the play?

258
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,751
Well, they get their meal for free

259
00:12:10,756 --> 00:12:13,253
because they found
a little bit of glass in the pasta.

260
00:12:13,258 --> 00:12:14,379
[REBECCA] Ooh.

261
00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:15,511
[HIGGINS CHUCKLES]

262
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,025
God, I wish I could write fiction.

263
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,029
[HIGGINS] Oh, thank you, Keeley.

264
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,237
You know, I should revisit that work.

265
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,822
- [KEELEY] Yeah.
- [HIGGINS] Hmm.

266
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,828
[HUMS]

267
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,161
- Hi.
- [GASPS]

268
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,787
- [GASPS] No.
- [SIGHS]

269
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,539
- Sorry. You got me.
- [CHUCKLES]

270
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,458
Wow, I didn't expect you to be here.

271
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,126
- No, me neither.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]

272
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,878
What can I do for you?

273
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,338
Well, um,

274
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,987
I just wondered if you'd mind
helping me pick out a fancy suit?

275
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:45,728
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Perfect timing, actually.

276
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:48,248
I've gotta pick up some outfits
for this photo shoot I'm doing.

277
00:12:48,253 --> 00:12:49,416
Come with.

278
00:12:49,421 --> 00:12:51,334
- What, now?
- Now.
279
00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:53,341
Let's go kill two birds with one stone.

280
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,731
All right, yeah. Let's go...
murder some birds with a rock.

281
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,359
- [LAUGHS] That was good.
- [CHUCKLES]

282
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,693
- Yeah?
- Yeah!

283
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,825
- I got attacked by a bird once.
- Did you?

284
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,881
Young man, I think you're late for class

285
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,743
by about 25 years.

286
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:23,412
[LAUGHING]

287
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,266
Would you like a lollipop?

288
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:28,934
No.

289
00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:36,161
It's Coach Kent, which can only mean

290
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,566
nobody told him it's a half-day and

291
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,170
Phoebe's mom picked her up hours ago.

292
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,988
Fu...
293
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:43,991
... n.

294
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,826
That's fun, innit?

295
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,371
Okay. See you later.

296
00:13:53,175 --> 00:13:55,395
Mm-hmm. I always thought this was

297
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,199
what the teachers did when we went home.

298
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,647
Art fundraiser tonight.

299
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,752
For 20 quid, you can buy a kid's art.

300
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,635
For 40, I'll send it home with you
already in a rubbish bin.

301
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,346
That's a solid business model.

302
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,058
Which one of these is Phoebe's?

303
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,020
Oh, I won't be able to display
Phoebe's artwork.

304
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,838
Why not?

305
00:14:23,722 --> 00:14:24,890
Oh, no.

306
00:14:29,461 --> 00:14:30,557
She draws ti...
307
00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:33,899
Unnervingly accurate charcoal
sketches of breasts, yes.

308
00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:36,455
There were more, but some
of the boys stole them

309
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,020
and I think are using them as currency.

310
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:39,905
Bloody hell.

311
00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:43,726
Nice.

312
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,013
- Do you need a hand?
- Yep. [CHUCKLES]

313
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,557
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

314
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,443
Unless you need to go. [CHUCKLES]

315
00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:05,222
No, I got time.

316
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,325
Oh.

317
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,532
[HENRY] <i>It's show-and-tell today.</i>

318
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:14,776
<i>Should I bring my Jamie Tartt
jersey or my LEGO Hogwarts?</i>

319
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,329
Mmm. I gotta go with
the Jamie Tartt jersey

320
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,498
for fear of how Hogwarts
might travel, you know?

321
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,421
<i>Good thinkin', Abe Lincoln.</i>

322
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:24,691
Hey, buddy, I gotta let you go, okay?

323
00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:26,296
Have a great day at school. I love you.

324
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,661
- [HENRY] <i>Love you.</i>
- [DOOR CLOSES]

325
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,596
Hey, boss. What's up?

326
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,386
Right, I'm just gonna
come out and say it.

327
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,054
I had a torrid affair with Sam.

328
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,807
- [HENRY] <i>Dad, I'm still on.</i>
- Oh, uh...

329
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,433
Hey, uh, sorry about that.

330
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,118
- Okay, I'll talk to you later.
- <i>Bye, Dad.</i>

331
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,192
Uh... Yeah.

332
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:46,133
Um, okay, so let's see.

333
00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:48,151
- You and...
- Sam.
334
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,862
... uel L. Jackson?

335
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,948
- Obisanya.
- Right, okay. Just checking.

336
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,994
Um, okay, well, you know,
I think that's great.

337
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,087
Hold on.

338
00:15:58,092 --> 00:15:59,092
Wait. No...

339
00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:00,737
Yes. Yeah, I do. No,
I think that's fine.

340
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,585
- I think I need to end it.
- Sure, I can see that.

341
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,754
I mean, I asked him for a bit
of time to figure things out.

342
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,759
Mm-hmm.

343
00:16:08,764 --> 00:16:10,549
And now we're in
a bit of a limbo situation.

344
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,968
Great party game,
horrible relationship status.

345
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,721
And then Edwin Akufo swoops in
to take him away,

346
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,806
and I've lost all objectivity.

347
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,224
Hmm.

348
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,727
[SIGHS] Sam's a really great player.

349
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,061
One of the best we got.

350
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,898
[SIGHS] But do I want him to stay
because of my feelings for him?

351
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:26,945
Good question.

352
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,986
- I mean, we really were great together.
- I mean, come on.

353
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,655
Sam and Rebecca are already one
of my all-time favorite TV couples.

354
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,408
To have one of them in real life?
[WHISTLES] Yes, please.

355
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,911
But if he wants to go,
I shouldn't stand in his way.

356
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,245
I could not agree more.

357
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,540
But if I let him go, I might
regret it for the rest of my life.

358
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,631
Ooh, turns out, I could agree more.

359
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,171
[CHUCKLES]
360
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,547
Mmm.

361
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,787
Well, Rebecca.

362
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:53,956
[CLEARS THROAT] Listen to me.

363
00:16:58,335 --> 00:16:59,336
Don't listen to me.

364
00:17:00,712 --> 00:17:02,084
Don't listen to Edwin Akufo.

365
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,627
Don't even listen to Sam.

366
00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:05,250
You just listen to your gut, okay?

367
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,650
And on your way down to your gut,
check in with your heart.

368
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,975
Between those two things,
they'll let you know what's what.

369
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,364
They make good harmony,

370
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,867
like two-thirds of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony,
you know what I mean?

371
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,790
[BREATHES HEAVILY]

372
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,292
Thank you, Ted.

373
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,532
You know, boss, you're starting
to develop a bit of a habit.

374
00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:31,785
- Am I?
- Oh, yeah.

375
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,869
Same time, same place last year,

376
00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:35,574
you dropped another truth bomb on me.

377
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,312
- See you next year.
- I can't wait.

378
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,606
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

379
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,867
[GASPS] Oh, my God. That's so
good, I can't even look at you.

380
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,582
[LAUGHS] Thanks, Jacques-o.

381
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,872
Oi, how you doing in there, babe?

382
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,790
[NATHAN] God, this place
is so posh. [CHUCKLES]

383
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,750
Feel like I'm not supposed to be here.

384
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,419
I mean, this place is for rich twats

385
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,172
who piss away all their money
on an outfit they only wear once.

386
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,464
[NATHAN CHUCKLES]
387
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,342
But, Nate, today you are
one of those twats.

388
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,203
[CHUCKLES] I quite like that.

389
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,205
- Oh, this is so much fun.
- Yeah.

390
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,020
Roy never does this stuff with me.

391
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:27,044
- He's always like, "I'm Roy Kent".
- [CHUCKLES]

392
00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:28,937
"Why do I need to go shopping?

393
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,732
I already own a black
T-shirt and jeans".

394
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,030
- [LAUGHS]
- [KEELEY GROWLS]

395
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,619
This is yes.

396
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,408
- Oh.
- But I'm worried about the crotch.

397
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,686
Does the crotch feel loose?
The crotch looks loose.

398
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,602
Keeley, thoughts on the crotch?

399
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,798
Oh, my Go...
400
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,764
I think the crotch looks great.

401
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,928
We can have the crotch taken in.

402
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:04,061
It's better to have a tight crotch
than a loose crotch, you know?

403
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,522
But we love the suit, yes?

404
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,609
[STAMMERS] Uh, I... What
do you... What do you think?

405
00:19:12,428 --> 00:19:14,149
No, I don't think this is it.

406
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,365
- No.
- Take it off immediately.

407
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,512
Would you guys like a drink?

408
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:20,280
Oh, yeah, go on.

409
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,615
- Glass of champagne?
- Mm-hmm.

410
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,824
I'm all right, thanks.

411
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,577
Oi, it's free.

412
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,745
And...

413
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,290
when you see the prices,
414
00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:30,314
you're gonna wish
you'd drank more of it.

415
00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:32,125
Oh, my God. Uh, yeah... Um, yeah.

416
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,007
A whiskey, thank you. Please.

417
00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:39,366
Knock knock, Doc Doc.

418
00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:40,659
Oh. [CHUCKLES]

419
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:43,428
Oh, please don't tell me
you're taking my office now.

420
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,721
Wha... No, no. I just came up

421
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,307
to invite Doctor Sharon to Colin's
birthday party tomorrow night.

422
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,725
Ah. Oh...

423
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,103
Uh, Colin's birthday is August the 21st.

424
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,688
I love that you know that. [CHUCKLES]

425
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,273
Yeah, I know everybody's birthday.

426
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:55,529
Really?

427
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,694
- Liam Neeson.
- June 7th.

428
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,612
- Tina Turner.
- November 26th.

429
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,161
Chuck Norris, Sharon Stone,
and Osama Bin Laden.

430
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,784
All March the 10th.

431
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,661
Whoo, you are good. And you're right.

432
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,455
Colin's party was just a cover story
for Sharon's going-away party.

433
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,498
Not bad, huh? [CHUCKLES]

434
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,958
Uh, I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, Ted,

435
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,711
but Sharon's already gone.

436
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:19,214
Uh, beg to differ, Higgy Stardust.
Sharon's last day is <i>mañana</i>.

437
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,890
Yes, but an emergency came up,
and she has to leave tonight.

438
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:25,703
Wait, she left without saying goodbye?

439
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,191
Uh, she wrote everybody a letter.

440
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:31,565
Um, mine was very nice.
441
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,443
Here's yours.

442
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:36,887
No.

443
00:20:39,098 --> 00:20:41,725
Don't let her get away with it, Ted!

444
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,745
Yes.

445
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,752
- Wow.
- I know, right?

446
00:20:53,846 --> 00:20:55,306
Kelechi Nwaneri.

447
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,419
Yeah, his work is incredible.

448
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,588
Well, he's Nigerian.

449
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,677
[CHUCKLES]

450
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,262
I just bought it.

451
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:06,266
So I can donate it to the Cape
Coast Castle Museum in Ghana.

452
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,852
This piece belongs in Africa.

453
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,143
It's amazing.

454
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,775
Even for a Nigerian.
455
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,319
[CHUCKLES]

456
00:21:20,514 --> 00:21:23,183
Sam, I'm a walking confliction.

457
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,410
I am a billionaire,

458
00:21:25,811 --> 00:21:28,539
yet I don't believe
billionaires should exist.

459
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,709
That's why I'm breaking up
my father's empire.

460
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,337
I'm using the money
to make better things

461
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,340
and hopefully make things better.

462
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:40,926
[SIGHS]

463
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,549
You are not at all what I expected.

464
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:44,675
Ah.

465
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,598
You don't even have a security detail.

466
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,263
Okay.

467
00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,849
That's because I bought
out the entire museum

468
00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,564
and, uh, filled it with actors.
469
00:21:54,281 --> 00:21:55,281
[CHUCKLES]

470
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,829
Oh, I thought I recognized him
from <i>I May Destroy You</i>.

471
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,778
Are you hungry?

472
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:05,863
Starving.

473
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,281
Ah, I know a perfect place.

474
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,324
- Edwin.
- Ah, it's good to see you.

475
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,451
- Uh, this is my friend, Sam.
- Hey, you all right?

476
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,786
Lovely to meet you.

477
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,913
Ah, congratulations.
You both just met a cool person.

478
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,707
Hmm. Cheers.

479
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,713
See you.

480
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,461
- Pretty cool, eh?
- What?

481
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,380
- That was Banksy.
- Banksy?
482
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,464
Yeah.

483
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,360
- The... [IMITATES SPRAY CAN]
- Yes. [IMITATES SPRAY CAN]

484
00:22:26,364 --> 00:22:27,824
Oh, my God.

485
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,890
Sorry. [SIGHS]

486
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,871
- Yeah, let's do it. Thanks, babe.
- Mm-hmm.

487
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,937
[GASPS] Fuck me!

488
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,522
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

489
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,299
You look so hot.

490
00:22:42,304 --> 00:22:44,067
I just wanna fix your tie really quick.

491
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,699
Come here. Okay.

492
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:50,032
Thank you so much, by the way.

493
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:52,034
You're so good at everything,

494
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:55,584
and you're always helping people
and making things better.

495
00:22:56,593 --> 00:22:57,636
Just like you.
496
00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:00,459
[CHUCKLES]

497
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,752
- Sorry.
- It's all right.

498
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,253
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Do you ever, um...

499
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,502
Do you ever feel like
you wanna be the boss?

500
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,801
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

501
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,138
I mean, I did used to worry that
I was gonna end up like my mum.

502
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,223
- Mmm.
- [SIGHS]

503
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,017
She spent years working
at the same company tirelessly

504
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,774
just for a man to take all the credit.

505
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,276
She wasn't brave enough to dream big.

506
00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:25,364
So, I decided to do things
very differently.

507
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,824
And then I met Rebecca,

508
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,036
and she inspired me to wanna be a boss.

509
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,158
[CHUCKLES]

510
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,577
People like you and I,
we can't help but dream big.

511
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,645
[CHUCKLES]

512
00:23:36,650 --> 00:23:40,499
And no one is gonna fight harder
for their dreams than us, right?

513
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,422
- Right. [CHUCKLES]
- Mmm.

514
00:23:43,265 --> 00:23:44,670
The scariest part of all of it is

515
00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:46,420
making the decision to just go for it.

516
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,825
'Cause once you do that,

517
00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:49,560
then everything just sort of falls in...

518
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,557
God. I'm so s... I'm
so sorry. I didn't...

519
00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:57,808
- That's okay.
- No, it's not.

520
00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:00,102
- Yes, it is. Don't worry about it.
- No. No, it's fine...

521
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,187
- N... It was...
- No, it was...

522
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,814
- It happens sometimes to the best of us.
- It's not...

523
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:05,023
It's fine. I just, um...

524
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,886
- I...
- God, I'm s... I'm gonna get outta this...

525
00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:08,927
- Don't worry about it.
- I do worry about it.

526
00:24:08,932 --> 00:24:10,053
Don't.

527
00:24:10,058 --> 00:24:11,408
Shit.

528
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,707
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

529
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,455
Is that a younger year?

530
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:37,669
Nope, same year.

531
00:24:39,004 --> 00:24:40,626
Then why are their pictures shit,

532
00:24:40,631 --> 00:24:43,003
and yours are... not shit?

533
00:24:43,008 --> 00:24:46,256
Ah. Well, I take the pictures
before they can fuck them up.

534
00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:48,634
They hate it,
but I know it's for the best.
535
00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:51,600
Ah, so you're Ms. Bowen,
the mean teacher.

536
00:24:52,935 --> 00:24:54,598
Well, Phoebe likes you.

537
00:24:54,603 --> 00:24:56,767
Well, she's smart. Most of them hate me.

538
00:24:56,772 --> 00:24:59,686
They have, like... [SIGHS]
... 20 different mean nicknames for me.

539
00:24:59,691 --> 00:25:00,813
Go on.

540
00:25:00,818 --> 00:25:01,985
I don't know any of them.

541
00:25:05,151 --> 00:25:07,291
Ms. Bowlegs, Ms. Boring, Ms. Bonehead,

542
00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:09,696
Ms. Bellend, Boaty
Ms. Boatface... [SIGHS]

543
00:25:09,701 --> 00:25:12,883
... and then there's one little boy
who simply calls me Fuck-witch,

544
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:16,286
[CHUCKLES] which is
admittedly my favorite.

545
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:19,748
Well, best teachers are
the toughest ones.

546
00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:22,668
My first coach used to chase me
round the pitch on a motorbike

547
00:25:22,673 --> 00:25:24,294
like we were in fucking <i>Mad Max</i>.
548
00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:25,629
That's terrifying.

549
00:25:25,634 --> 00:25:27,506
Yeah, but it made me fast.

550
00:25:27,511 --> 00:25:29,883
[ALARM RINGS THROUGH PA]

551
00:25:29,888 --> 00:25:32,032
[SIGHS] The half-hour countdown begins.

552
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:34,430
Nothing worse than parents' mixers.

553
00:25:34,435 --> 00:25:37,315
They get free chardonnay, and I get
to ward off all the single dads.

554
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:40,519
- And not-so-single dads.
- Right.

555
00:25:40,524 --> 00:25:41,525
Are you married?

556
00:25:42,234 --> 00:25:43,235
No.

557
00:25:48,073 --> 00:25:49,783
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

558
00:25:55,914 --> 00:25:58,203
- I've gotta go.
- You're not gonna stay for the art show?

559
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,543
No, sorry.

560
00:26:02,363 --> 00:26:03,739
Thanks for all your help.

561
00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:09,261
Ooh. [CHUCKLES]
562
00:26:09,928 --> 00:26:11,680
Karen, for God's sake, grow the fuck up.

563
00:26:19,688 --> 00:26:22,191
Well, well, well. Look what
the weird bike rode in.

564
00:26:23,358 --> 00:26:25,606
Ted, how long have you
been standing out here?

565
00:26:25,611 --> 00:26:26,857
A long time.

566
00:26:26,862 --> 00:26:28,400
And I really gotta use the john too,

567
00:26:28,405 --> 00:26:29,796
but I'm gonna hold it a bit longer,

568
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,300
'cause I'm so dang ticked off at you.

569
00:26:35,079 --> 00:26:37,284
I was right. It's a lot easier
to navigate that hallway

570
00:26:37,289 --> 00:26:38,535
with this thing all folded up.

571
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:40,412
[CHUCKLES] Thank you for carrying it up.

572
00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:41,710
How could you just leave?

573
00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:44,541
Sorry, I'm not good with goodbyes.

574
00:26:44,546 --> 00:26:47,002
Well, when I was a baby,
I wasn't good at walking and talking,

575
00:26:47,007 --> 00:26:48,587
but I stuck with it and look at me now.
576
00:26:48,592 --> 00:26:50,380
- Did you get my letter?
- Yes.

577
00:26:50,385 --> 00:26:51,465
- Did you read it?
- No!

578
00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:53,117
We had a whole thing planned for you.

579
00:26:53,122 --> 00:26:55,470
You know how hard it is to get
grown men to learn choreography?

580
00:26:55,474 --> 00:26:58,769
Almost impossible.
Heck, we even got you a gift.

581
00:27:01,063 --> 00:27:02,648
Spoiler alert, it's a bunch of cash.

582
00:27:03,232 --> 00:27:04,441
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

583
00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:06,338
But Ted, you knew I was leaving.

584
00:27:06,343 --> 00:27:09,123
I did, but I thought I was gonna get
a chance to say goodbye to you.

585
00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:12,528
I mean, my wife left me, my dad left me,

586
00:27:12,533 --> 00:27:14,548
and you, more than anyone in the world,

587
00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:16,365
knows how I feel when I get abandoned,

588
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:17,830
and you just left.
589
00:27:18,414 --> 00:27:20,711
I wrote about that.
It's all in the letter I left for you.

590
00:27:20,716 --> 00:27:23,556
Wait a minute, thi-thi... Okay.
You mean this? This right here?

591
00:27:23,561 --> 00:27:26,875
Guess what. I'm not gonna read
your letter, ever, okay?

592
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,040
You got something to say to me,
just say it to my face.

593
00:27:30,426 --> 00:27:31,964
I thought we had a breakthrough.

594
00:27:31,969 --> 00:27:33,966
You did. You confronted
things you had ne...

595
00:27:33,971 --> 00:27:36,223
No, no, no. Not me.
I'm talking about us.

596
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:39,805
- We did, Ted.
- [SCOFFS] Yeah.

597
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:41,682
Thanks to you, I've learned that

598
00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:45,102
expressing my vulnerabilities
can help my patients with theirs.

599
00:27:45,107 --> 00:27:47,443
You helped me become a better therapist.

600
00:27:48,661 --> 00:27:49,811
And that's saying something,

601
00:27:49,816 --> 00:27:51,581
because I was already fucking brilliant.
602
00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:53,240
[CHUCKLES]

603
00:27:55,117 --> 00:27:56,535
That's nice of you to say.

604
00:27:57,536 --> 00:28:00,289
And yet, you were gonna leave
without letting me know any of that.

605
00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:03,203
- Ted, it's all in the letter.
- It's all in the letter!

606
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:04,808
It's all in your le... Okay, well, fine.

607
00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,583
I'll read your stupid-ass letter.

608
00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:07,714
Unbelievable.

609
00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:10,132
[SIGHS] Mm-hmm.

610
00:28:11,216 --> 00:28:13,135
- You spelled "favorite" wrong.
- [SCOFFS]

611
00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:18,015
[MUTTERS]

612
00:28:51,715 --> 00:28:54,301
[BREATHES SHAKILY]

613
00:29:00,057 --> 00:29:01,225
It's a very good letter.

614
00:29:03,602 --> 00:29:06,980
I feel more comfortable writing
goodbye than saying it. I'm sorry.

615
00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:11,151
It's okay. I understand.

616
00:29:14,822 --> 00:29:16,907
My train to Royston doesn't
leave till midnight.

617
00:29:17,449 --> 00:29:18,737
Wanna grab a drink?

618
00:29:18,742 --> 00:29:20,202
[SCOFFS]

619
00:29:21,078 --> 00:29:22,204
I'm buying.

620
00:29:25,082 --> 00:29:26,458
Yeah, okay. That'd be nice. Yeah.

621
00:29:28,293 --> 00:29:31,171
- But I really gotta pee first. I gotta...
- Door to the left.

622
00:29:37,803 --> 00:29:38,929
[SIGHS]

623
00:29:39,430 --> 00:29:41,844
I've never had West African
food this good in London.

624
00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:44,209
[STAMMERS] I can't believe
I didn't know this place existed.

625
00:29:44,901 --> 00:29:46,348
Uh, well, it doesn't.

626
00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:47,688
I had it created for us.

627
00:29:48,272 --> 00:29:50,394
- I brought in my own chefs.
- [CHUCKLES]

628
00:29:50,399 --> 00:29:51,608
I travel often,
629
00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:55,028
and I know what it's like
to miss the food from home.

630
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,528
Actors?

631
00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:01,452
- Friends.
- Huh.

632
00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:08,083
Listen. I wanna be honest with you.

633
00:30:09,835 --> 00:30:12,212
I don't see myself leaving
Richmond to play for,

634
00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:15,586
well, whatever team
you end up owning one day.

635
00:30:15,591 --> 00:30:16,717
[CHUCKLES]

636
00:30:18,343 --> 00:30:22,681
Sam, you are the fourth
person to know this.

637
00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:26,810
I'm buying Raja Casablanca in Morocco.

638
00:30:28,270 --> 00:30:30,145
My only focus in life will be to make us

639
00:30:30,150 --> 00:30:31,899
one of the biggest clubs in the world.

640
00:30:33,517 --> 00:30:38,272
Bayern, United, PSG, Barcelona...

641
00:30:39,865 --> 00:30:41,033
Casablanca.

642
00:30:42,034 --> 00:30:43,077
[SIGHS]

643
00:30:44,036 --> 00:30:45,157
Hmm?

644
00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:48,452
The greatest African players
around the world will come home

645
00:30:48,457 --> 00:30:49,541
to play for us.

646
00:30:50,959 --> 00:30:53,309
Mark my words, in 20 years,

647
00:30:53,314 --> 00:30:55,634
an African team will win the World Cup.

648
00:30:56,965 --> 00:30:59,210
Sam, you inspired the world

649
00:30:59,215 --> 00:31:00,969
to care about what's happening at home.

650
00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:04,593
That's why I want you
to come play for me.

651
00:31:04,598 --> 00:31:08,519
I want the incredible man
you are, not the footballer.

652
00:31:10,521 --> 00:31:12,267
Although the footballer
too is incredible.

653
00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:15,145
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

654
00:31:15,150 --> 00:31:16,568
Uh, thank you.

655
00:31:18,695 --> 00:31:22,257
[STAMMERS] I mean... [SIGHS]
You've given me a lot to think about.
656
00:31:22,825 --> 00:31:25,072
Please. Take all the time you need.

657
00:31:25,077 --> 00:31:26,453
[SIGHS]

658
00:31:27,037 --> 00:31:28,872
You have 72 hours.

659
00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:33,831
Hey, please. Finish the jollof. Huh?

660
00:31:33,836 --> 00:31:35,003
I insist.

661
00:31:35,587 --> 00:31:37,209
Thank you. Uh, you know,

662
00:31:37,214 --> 00:31:39,253
I appreciate that you had
it made the Nigerian way.

663
00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:41,078
Uh, well, I thought you'd prefer it,

664
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,298
even though the Ghanaian way is better.

665
00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:44,803
Oh, I know we've been getting along,

666
00:31:44,808 --> 00:31:46,309
but I will... I will
fight you on this one.

667
00:31:46,313 --> 00:31:47,643
Let us fight then.

668
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:49,175
[CHUCKLING]

669
00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:51,895
[CHATTERING]

670
00:31:53,105 --> 00:31:54,685
Oh, wonderful, Mr. Kent.

671
00:31:54,690 --> 00:31:57,396
Uh, we've got you upstairs.
You'll start in the black suit,

672
00:31:57,401 --> 00:32:00,899
and then we'd love for Nicky
to take a pass at your eyebrows.

673
00:32:00,904 --> 00:32:02,030
[GRUNTS]

674
00:32:07,369 --> 00:32:09,742
[SIGHS] Hey. I'm sorry I'm late.

675
00:32:09,747 --> 00:32:12,641
You're not late, babe.
Your outfit's in the closet.

676
00:32:13,292 --> 00:32:14,580
You look cool as fuck.

677
00:32:14,585 --> 00:32:16,545
[CHUCKLES] Thank you.

678
00:32:17,629 --> 00:32:19,001
Mmm.

679
00:32:19,006 --> 00:32:20,878
How was suit shopping with Nate?

680
00:32:20,883 --> 00:32:22,050
Yeah, it was fine.

681
00:32:25,888 --> 00:32:27,050
Um...

682
00:32:27,055 --> 00:32:30,929
I know that you hate this stuff, babe,
but it's gonna be good, yeah?

683
00:32:30,934 --> 00:32:32,431
Please say that it's gonna be good
684
00:32:32,436 --> 00:32:35,998
'cause I'm re... really losing it.
I'm so nervous. [CHUCKLES]

685
00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:40,939
Babe, you've done a thousand magazines.

686
00:32:40,944 --> 00:32:43,241
You did an advert for a service station

687
00:32:43,246 --> 00:32:46,646
where you jumped out of an airplane
topless eating a hamburger.

688
00:32:47,284 --> 00:32:49,369
You can't be more nervous than that.

689
00:32:50,829 --> 00:32:52,206
But this isn't that.

690
00:32:53,999 --> 00:32:55,542
It was about how I looked.

691
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:57,836
This is about me.

692
00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:02,086
I had to do an interview,
like a real interview.

693
00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:04,980
But they asked me about
my thoughts and my feelings

694
00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:07,216
and my goals for the future.

695
00:33:07,221 --> 00:33:08,847
[BREATHES DEEPLY]

696
00:33:09,973 --> 00:33:12,471
When people read this article,
they're gonna see me.

697
00:33:12,476 --> 00:33:13,685
See the real me.

698
00:33:22,778 --> 00:33:25,989
The real you is fucking amazing.

699
00:33:27,157 --> 00:33:29,576
And now the whole world
is gonna get to see that.

700
00:33:30,911 --> 00:33:33,997
You are Keeley fucking Jones,

701
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,120
the independent woman.

702
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,329
[CHUCKLES]

703
00:33:37,334 --> 00:33:38,956
You're gonna kill it.

704
00:33:38,961 --> 00:33:40,587
[GULPS]

705
00:33:42,965 --> 00:33:44,525
So I should keep my top on?

706
00:33:45,634 --> 00:33:46,813
Maybe for one shot.

707
00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:48,070
[CHUCKLES]

708
00:33:51,223 --> 00:33:52,558
Thank you.

709
00:34:12,494 --> 00:34:14,872
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

710
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:19,793
[LAUGHING]

711
00:34:23,881 --> 00:34:26,258
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
712
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:30,329
Hello, Dad.

713
00:34:31,372 --> 00:34:32,414
Yeah.

714
00:34:33,307 --> 00:34:35,099
[CHUCKLES] It was incredible.

715
00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,489
Yeah, yeah, he took me to a museum.

716
00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:39,204
An... And then we had Nigerian food!

717
00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:51,200
Okay, great. And, um,
now look at one another.

718
00:34:52,951 --> 00:34:54,573
- Come on then.
- [SIGHS]

719
00:34:54,578 --> 00:34:56,454
[CHUCKLES, GRUNTS]

720
00:34:57,081 --> 00:34:58,332
[CHUCKLES]

721
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:07,257
That's wonderful.
Can I get the 85, please?

722
00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:10,285
Switching lenses. Will only be a second.

723
00:35:10,969 --> 00:35:11,970
Yeah.

724
00:35:15,224 --> 00:35:17,846
All right, so, earlier when I
was suit shopping with Nate,

725
00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,681
there was a little misunderstanding.
726
00:35:19,686 --> 00:35:21,021
He tried to kiss me.

727
00:35:21,897 --> 00:35:23,190
It wasn't a big deal,

728
00:35:24,274 --> 00:35:26,772
but I just thought, you know,
you should know.

729
00:35:26,777 --> 00:35:29,733
Shit. That must've been awkward.

730
00:35:29,738 --> 00:35:30,989
[CHUCKLES]

731
00:35:31,907 --> 00:35:33,275
Thank you for telling me.

732
00:35:40,257 --> 00:35:44,345
I was talking to Phoebe's teacher
earlier for three hours.

733
00:35:45,028 --> 00:35:47,668
And at the end she asked me
if I was married, and I just said no,

734
00:35:47,673 --> 00:35:49,128
nothing else.

735
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:50,333
I don't know why.

736
00:36:03,772 --> 00:36:05,232
At the funeral,

737
00:36:06,258 --> 00:36:08,385
Jamie told me he still loves me.

738
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,704
[PHOTOGRAPHER] Okay. Here we go.

739
00:36:23,676 --> 00:36:24,927
Turn to me.
740
00:36:31,675 --> 00:36:33,135
[CLEARS THROAT]

741
00:36:41,184 --> 00:36:42,949
Well, well, well. Look who knows her way

742
00:36:42,954 --> 00:36:44,199
around a pinball machine, huh?

743
00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:45,976
- [CHUCKLES] I love pinball.
- Yeah.

744
00:36:45,981 --> 00:36:48,687
It's one of the most entertaining
forms of meditation.

745
00:36:48,692 --> 00:36:51,190
Your only opponent is
yourself and gravity.

746
00:36:51,195 --> 00:36:52,399
[CLICKS TONGUE, SCOFFS]

747
00:36:52,404 --> 00:36:53,964
Yeah, two things we're stuck with.

748
00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:57,404
At least until that Elon Musk fella
stops messing about on Twitter

749
00:36:57,409 --> 00:36:58,781
and starts focusing on jet packs.

750
00:36:58,786 --> 00:37:00,491
[CHUCKLES, SNIFFS]

751
00:37:00,496 --> 00:37:03,202
Mmm. "SMF", huh?

752
00:37:03,207 --> 00:37:04,416
Oh, le... let me guess.

753
00:37:06,085 --> 00:37:07,748
Sharon Mildred Fieldstone?

754
00:37:07,753 --> 00:37:09,246
Sexy motherfucker.

755
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:11,924
- Rest in peace, Mr. Nelson.
- Mm-hmm.

756
00:37:13,759 --> 00:37:14,760
[TED] Mmm.

757
00:37:15,469 --> 00:37:16,924
- Another round?
- Oh, yeah. Come on.

758
00:37:16,929 --> 00:37:18,383
- Come on now.
- [CHUCKLES]

759
00:37:18,388 --> 00:37:20,594
This one's gonna be on me.
Actually, you know what? No.

760
00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:22,679
- Still gonna be on you, Dr. Moneybags.
- [SIGHS]

761
00:37:22,684 --> 00:37:25,808
If you excuse me, I'm gonna go hit
one of my favorite British words,

762
00:37:25,813 --> 00:37:27,893
and my absolute favorite
Diamond Phillips,

763
00:37:27,898 --> 00:37:29,233
- the loo.
- [CHUCKLES]

764
00:37:29,983 --> 00:37:31,438
Another two, please, Mae.

765
00:37:31,443 --> 00:37:33,445
- Okey dokey. [CHUCKLES]
- Thank you.
766
00:37:36,073 --> 00:37:37,658
You're the shrink for the team, yeah?

767
00:37:38,826 --> 00:37:39,905
Mm-hmm.

768
00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:41,128
Go on. Ask her.

769
00:37:41,912 --> 00:37:43,113
I'm scared of snakes.

770
00:37:43,789 --> 00:37:46,834
Like, really scared of snakes,
even the tiny ones in my garden.

771
00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:48,580
Does that mean anything?

772
00:37:48,585 --> 00:37:50,337
Do you want it to mean something?

773
00:37:51,547 --> 00:37:54,091
I just don't wanna be afraid
when I'm tending to my tomatoes.

774
00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:56,927
Because the garden is your safe space.

775
00:37:59,096 --> 00:38:00,342
Is it about the snakes,

776
00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:02,112
or is it about the fear and anxiety

777
00:38:02,117 --> 00:38:04,012
slithering into your consciousness?

778
00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:05,722
[GASPS] That's it.

779
00:38:05,727 --> 00:38:07,933
The last one! That's it!

780
00:38:07,938 --> 00:38:08,981
Sorceress.

781
00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:12,046
- I have a recurring dream...
- Oh, God.

782
00:38:12,051 --> 00:38:13,797
... where I'm floating.

783
00:38:13,802 --> 00:38:16,338
Not flying, floating.

784
00:38:17,606 --> 00:38:19,174
Piss off, you three.

785
00:38:19,658 --> 00:38:22,953
You want psychiatric help,
call the number I gave you.

786
00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:25,367
Think about it.

787
00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,498
[PAUL] Thanks.

788
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:30,827
- [CHUCKLES] Thanks, Mae.
- There you go, love.

789
00:38:31,336 --> 00:38:32,546
Oh, no. I ordered two.

790
00:38:33,638 --> 00:38:35,223
Ted asked me to give you this.

791
00:38:44,308 --> 00:38:47,744
[SCOFFS] Son of a bitch stole my move.

792
00:38:49,938 --> 00:38:51,106
[SIGHS]

793
00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,069
Here's one with no shit in it.

794
00:39:00,074 --> 00:39:02,284
[CHUCKLES] Thanks.

795
00:39:25,349 --> 00:39:27,184
I can't give you an answer about us.

796
00:39:29,937 --> 00:39:33,440
And I know I can't ask you not to go.

797
00:39:38,821 --> 00:39:40,280
But I hope you don't go.

798
00:39:44,868 --> 00:39:46,078
I should go.

799
00:39:53,585 --> 00:39:54,837
[ALARM BEEPS]

800
00:40:02,803 --> 00:40:03,971
[KEYS CLATTER]

801
00:40:09,143 --> 00:40:10,519
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

802
00:40:15,899 --> 00:40:17,025
[CHUCKLES]

803
00:40:18,569 --> 00:40:19,737
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

804
00:40:35,252 --> 00:40:36,712
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

805
00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:53,812
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

806
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,489
[TYPING]

807
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
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