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When Where (Venue) Who (Account) What
11/20/2018ff C.D. Cal. RHEast 18 USC § 2257 & CA PC § 647(j)(4)(A)
Hunter uploaded a video to Pornhub entitled “Big Cock, Hand Job,”1235 which garnered more than 53k
views. Beside the video were photos he uploaded called “Hollywood Hills”1236 and “captivating.”1237
1235 “Big Cock, Hand Job,” Pornhub, 2018, tinyurl.com/2wmbhdwb
1236 “Hollywood Hills - RHEast’s public photo albums,” Pornhub, 2018, tinyurl.com/bdy949z7
1237 “captivating - RHEast’s private photo albums,” Pornhub, 2018, tinyurl.com/4y4edr5w
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01/30/2019 C.D. Cal. Droidhunter88 18 USC § 2257 & CA PC § 647(j)(4)(A)
Less than three months before Joe announced his bid for the pResidency, Hunter uploaded a photo
to his Droidhunter88 account on Pornhub.1238 Hunter then added tags of “hot guys fuck” and “selfie.”
1238“MindGeek is registered in the tax haven of Luxembourg … The company employs around sixteen hundred people,
and the online platforms it owns … received approximately 4.5 billion visits each month in 2020, according to a company
spokesperson—almost double Google and Facebook combined. … MindGeek’s corporate structure is complicated, with
dozens of subsidiaries around the world whose names can obscure their ownership … the office that handles MindGeek’s
content is in Cyprus. The company’s headquarters is an aquamarine glass office building in Montreal, where Antoon
surrounds himself with a tight group of confidants … Four days later, MindGeek’s top executives testified. It seemed as if
they hadn’t prepared for even the most elementary questions. Antoon was unable to say how much money the company
made, how many complaints it received about nonconsensual videos, or why it hadn’t made any substantive policy
changes until Visa and Mastercard pulled their business.”
See Sheelah Kolhatkar, “The Fight to Hold Pornhub Accountable,” The New Yorker, June 2022, archive.ph/UPlCk
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IN THE FAMILY
An entry on page 25 of Ashley Biden’s diary summed up the sexual proclivities of Joe’s family—his
daughter confessed to being “[h]yper-sexualized @ [at] a young age” and having “beat[] [her] vagina
due to overhearing [her] parents [Joe and Jill] having sex.”1239 The lewdness that Ashley cathartically
wrote about was readily apparent on the Biden Laptop. The abandoned device contained dozens of
nude photos and videos of Hunter, Hallie Olivere Biden, and a myriad of prostitutes and trafficked
women in a variety of scenarios and compromising positions, sometimes with crack cocaine and
other drug paraphernalia strewn about the room. Based on the device’s metadata, these sordid
photos and videos were taken not long before and after photos of Hunter’s underage niece.
Furthermore, with the sheer amount of selfies taken by Hunter’s niece that were found on the laptop,
it is an incontrovertible fact that his niece would have seen her uncle (and mother) engaged in
immoral sexual behavior and felonious narcotics habits. The “hyper-sexualized” environment in and
around the Biden family extended to casual conversations; on 01/28/2019, Hunter’s first cousin,
Caroline Biden, was eager to line up girls to satiate Hunter’s appetites: “Does she have to be smart or
just a transitional sex company object who is kind[?] … I also have Denise a German … Do you want
foreign or domestic[?] … I’d give you Isabella but she has kids … And an nba ex husband [Baron
Davis].”1240 The iMessage conversation1241 between Hunter and Caroline also revealed that he gave
strict instructions to his uncle Jimmy’s felonious daughter regarding which women she could send:
“ [Y]ou have to make the pitch directly … Domesticated foreigner … No yellow … yes to yasmina.”1242
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1239 “Ashley Biden Diary Transcribed,” Marco Polo, page 25,
web.archive.org/web/20220623040820/https://marcopolousa.org/ashleybdiarytranscribed.pdf
1240 Ryan Naumann, “Ex-NBA Star Baron Davis Settles Divorce With Jordana Brewster’s Sister Isabella After 4 Years In
Court,” RadarOnline, September 2021, archive.ph/lxmkm
1241 “Biden Laptop Messages,” Marco Polo,
web.archive.org/web/20220313062323/https://www.marcopolousa.org/bidenlaptopreport/bidenmessages.pdf
1242 Bhagyasri CHAUDHURY, “Who is Caroline Biden? Hunter Biden called Asians ‘yellow’ in text to cousin,” Meaww, June
2021, archive.ph/s53Cn
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Furthermore, multiple suggestive photos of Hunter’s niece1243 were located on the laptop due to
Hunter utilizing a tool called Dr. Fone to back-up1244 the iPhones belonging to Hallie and his niece to
his laptop.1245 Although the suggestive photos motivated1246 Rudy Giuliani to give a copy of the hard
drive to police1247 in Delaware, the photos would likely not pass the “Dost Test”1248 (28 CFR § 75):
1. the focal point of the visual depiction is on the child’s genitalia or pubic area
2. the setting of the visual depiction is sexually suggestive, i.e., in a place or pose
generally associated with sexual activity
3. the child is depicted in an unnatural pose, or in inappropriate attire, considering the
age of the child
4. the child is fully or partially clothed, or nude
5. the visual depiction suggests sexual coyness or a willingness to engage in sexual
activity
6. the visual depiction is intended or designed to elicit a sexual response in the viewer
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1243 “[A]bout one-third of the images are of the same underage girl. Some of the images are topless, while in others she is
shown in suggestive positions with Hunter himself… the illicit photos on Hunter’s laptop were of a member of the Biden
family. The New York Post … has already reported that the laptop has a vast trove of sexual videos and images… Last
week, Revolver noted that when the FBI took possession of Hunter’s laptop, the agent who retrieved it was named Joshua
Wilson. That is the same name as a long-time child pornography investigator with the FBI.”
See “[] Underage Photos Found on Hunter’s Laptop Were of a Member of The Biden Family,” Revolver News, October
2020, archive.ph/GuDM4
1244 “‘I confirmed with 100% certainty Hallie Biden’s iPhones were accessed and data from the devices was copied to the
Laptop and stored in numerous folders and later accessed’ … ‘The Hunter Biden laptop story is not principally about
Hunter Biden. It is about the Biden family broadly and the question of whether American interests are vulnerable.’”
See Andrew Kerr and Jerry Dunleavy, “Hunter Biden swiped personal info from his family’s phones, laptop data suggest,”
Washington Examiner, May 2022, archive.ph/sgRsf
1245 “Recover data from mobile phones,” archive.ph/plAIk
1246 Daniel Chaitin, “‘You just made the connection’: Top senator asked if FBI investigated child pornography on Hunter
Biden’s laptop,” Washington Examiner, October 2020, archive.ph/fybiR
1247 “David C. Weiss, U.S. Attorney for the District of Delaware, announced that a federal grand jury sitting in Wilmington
returned an indictment … ‘The production, distribution, and collection of child pornography is a heinous shadow industry
… Our office is dedicated to combatting this abhorrent industry and bringing those who lurk in its shadows to justice.’”
See “Newark Man Indicted on Federal Child Pornography Charges,” D. Del., December 2021, archive.ph/diZHg
1248 United States v. Robert Dost and Edwin Wiegand (86-0036-GT), S.D. Cal., June 1986, archive.ph/CmFuF
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Nevertheless, the Biden Laptop was littered with many inappropriate1249 and/or purposely ambiguous
allusions to Hunter and his niece; for example, he sent “I want to fold clothes for you”1250 at 5:27 AM.
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“Hunter Biden’s ‘Sexually Inappropriate’ Relationship With His 14-Year-Old Niece,” July 2022, archive.ph/oFRPM
1249
“I said I wanna fold clothes for you[;] I wanna make you feel good … Help you relax[;] Let you recline babe[;] Then I
1250
should do it[.]”
See “Foldin Clothes,” J. Cole, December 2016, archive.ph/ZpxeC
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