Peanuts Script
Peanuts Script
Written By
Charles M. Schulz
Final Draft
September 1st, 2015
FINAL DRAFT 9.1.15 1.
The Blue Sky logo FADES AWAY leaving only a white TEXTURED
BACKGROUND, which looks like the CU texture of BRISTOL BOARD.
An INK LINE begins to draw on the paper with the character of
a SCHULZ PEN LINE, forming a ROUGH CIRCLE. We pull back to
reveal other ROUND SHAPES being drawn. They begin to MOVE
and ROTATE, progressing to ANIMATED SNOW falling in the
traditional SCHULZ STYLE as we see the OPENING TITLES. As
the snowflakes fall and the camera moves, the pen line is
replaced by fully rendered CG snow and a dimensional
background replaces the simple paper texture.
MARCIE groggily wakes up, she puts on her glasses, then turns
off the alarm.
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SCHROEDER
Ahh. Beethoven.
LUCY
(gentle/whisper)
Linus, time to get up.
LUCY (CONT’D)
(gentle/whisper)
You don’t want to be late for
school.
LUCY (CONT’D)
GET UP!
LINUS
Ah! My blanket!
SALLY
Hello?
VOICE (FILTERED)
Waa Waaa Waaaa.
SALLY
Snow day? Snow day!
SALLY (CONT’D)
No school today!
Sally throws away her school books into the trash can.
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SALLY (CONT’D)
Dreams do come true!
The Kids rush from their homes, out into the winter
wonderland.
KIDS
Woo-hoo! No School!
LUCY
Franklin and Peppermint Patty are
on my team!
SCHROEDER
I got my hockey stick!
FRANKLIN
I got my skates!
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Who has the pucks?
PATTY
Looking sharp today Pig Pen!
PIGPEN (O.S.)
Sorry I’m late!
VIOLET
Ew!
PIGPEN
What’s taking him so long?
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KIDS
C’mon, Charlie Brown!
A closet opens and we see a long row of the same yellow zig-
zag shirt.
CHARLIE BROWN
(surveying his shirts)
Um... No... Not quite...
(finds the right one)
That’s the one!
KIDS (O.S.)
C’mon! C’mon!
Hands grab for his BASEBALL HAT, but then go for the WINTER
HAT. He puts it on a familiar head. We continue to hear the
HUSTLE AND BUSTLE of kids outside.
CHARLIE BROWN
I’ve got my kite! Today’s the day.
I can feel it!
PATTY
A kite? Today?
VIOLET
In the middle of winter?
CHARLIE BROWN
Come on, guys!
FRANKLIN
Only Charlie Brown.
CHARLIE BROWN
A new kite, a perfect breeze, it
all feels just right. Now that the
Kite-Eating Tree is sleeping for
the winter, we have nothing to
fear.
Charlie Brown looks up into the sky to see the sun start to
peek out from behind the clouds.
Then, a moment later, the kite slowly LIFTS INTO THE AIR.
Charlie Brown looks down the hill to see the other kids
playing on the ice pond.
He lands on the frozen pond and slides across the ice on his
belly. He comes to a stop before his best friend, LINUS, who
holds onto his BLANKET.
LINUS
Hey, Charlie Brown. Still no luck,
huh?
LINUS (CONT’D)
Remember, it’s the courage to
continue that counts...
CHARLIE BROWN
Runaway kite. Sorry! No brakes!
LUCY
(to the other kids)
And now, for my famous Triple Axel!
Prepare to be amazed.
WHAM! Charlie Brown CRASHES INTO LUCY. She SPINS FOUR TIMES
and lands on her butt. The kids all clap.
FRANKLIN
Ooh, a quadruple!
MARCIE
Bravo!
CHARLIE BROWN
Ugh. Stupid Kite-Eating Tree!
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LUCY (O.S.)
You blockhead!
LUCY (CONT’D)
I should have known. What kind of
a person tries to fly a kite in the
middle of winter? Don’t you ever
know when to give up? You will
never get that kite to fly. Why?
Because you’re Charlie Brown!
CHARLIE BROWN
Thanks, Linus.
LINUS
Listen, Charlie Brown. Ignoring
what my sister Lucy says has
enabled me to make it this far in
life.
CHARLIE BROWN
What would I do without a good
friend like you?
LINUS
Whoa!
SALLY
Awww, my sweet Babboo!
SALLY (CONT’D)
Isn’t he the cutest thing?
MARCIE wobbles as she slowly makes her way around the ice
holding onto a chair for balance. PEPPERMINT PATTY glides
around her, a HOCKEY STICK in hand.
MARCIE
Uh... Careful, sir.
Snoopy and Linus move across the ice, picking up more and
more KIDS as they go. Among them are FRIEDA, SHERMY,
SCHROEDER, Lucy, FRANKLIN, and PIG-PEN.
FRIEDA
Watch the curls!
ZOOM! The Crack the Whip gang flies by. We move along the
line of FACES.
The WHIP CRACKS. The Kids scatter across the ice. They
skate around, enjoying themselves.
CHARLIE BROWN
I don’t care what Lucy says, I may
have had troubles in the past
flying a kite, and I may have never
won a baseball game, but it’s not
for the lack of trying.
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Snoopy returns to the dugout, his arms hanging over the side.
Charlie Brown looks to the batter.
Charlie Brown extends his hand for Snoopy to stop. He’s got
this.
CRACK!
In the bleachers, the Snowmen Crowd now have paper bags over
their heads.
FRANKLIN (O.S.)
Hey gang, look, there’s a new kid
moving in!
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SALLY
Big Brother! Pull yourself
together!
KIDS
C’mon Charlie Brown. Get out of the
way! Ow!
CHARLIE BROWN
Hey guys. What do you see? Who is
it?
The Kids looks through the cracks and holes of the fence.
SCHROEDER
Oh! I think I see a piano! I hope
he loves Beethoven!
LUCY
Beethoven Schmeetoven. Maybe he
will appreciate my natural beauty.
MARCIE (O.S.)
You’re hurting me, sir.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
I’m sorry, but it’s true.
MARCIE
No. You’re pulling on my hair.
LINUS
I just hope he’ll have an open mind
about the Great Pumpkin.
SALLY
I think they have a toaster!
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CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
I just hope this new kid has never
heard of me. He would know nothing
of my past imperfections. It’s not
often you get the opportunity to
start over with a clean slate.
This time things will be different.
KIDS
He did it!
CHARLIE BROWN
Snoopy, why is it that everything I
try turns out wrong? Sometimes I
wonder if the kids really like me.
The school bell RINGS. Charlie Brown and his friends walk
towards the school entrance. Snoopy walks behind Charlie
Brown. In front of the school, he looks down to Snoopy and
pats him on the head.
CHARLIE BROWN
You can’t come to school, Snoopy.
Now be a good dog and go home.
Franklin stops him at the door and takes his book back.
FRANKLIN
No dogs allowed!
KIDS
I think I saw the new kid. Did you
see that moving truck arrive? Who
do you suppose it will be?
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FRANKLIN
The new kid is coming!
KIDS
(disappointed)
Aww, that’s not the new kid.
LUCY
(cheerful)
Hey, Charlie Brown.
CHARLIE BROWN
Good morning, Linus. What do you
have there?
LINUS
It’s my turn for show and tell
today. This is the same plane
flown by Manfred Von Richthoven.
CHARLIE BROWN
Who?
LINUS
The Red Baron. The most famous
aviator during The Great War.
CHARLIE BROWN
It’s not real is it?
Charlie Brown reaches over and SPINS the prop on the plane.
It STARTS and the PROPELLER BEGINS TO SPIN! Charlie Brown
and Linus are STARTLED as it TAKES OFF into the air!
FRIEDA
Ah! My naturally curly hair!
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CHARLIE BROWN
Duck, Linus, duck!!
MARCIE
Phew!
Just then, the DOOR CREAKS OPEN. We see the POV of the
teacher, all of the students are in weird positions all over
the class.
KIDS
Yes, Miss Othmar.
MARCIE
Sir.
MARCIE (CONT’D)
Sir.
As she pushes her head the third time it sits upright for a
moment then falls forward, slamming her head against the
desk.
MARCIE (CONT’D)
Sir!
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PEPPERMINT PATTY
Two! No, three! Was I close?
MARCIE
Class hasn’t started yet, Sir.
FRANKLIN
What? The new kid is joining our
class?!
PEPPERMINT PATTY
She doesn’t look like a goalie to
me.
SCHROEDER
Wow, she’s pretty.
LUCY
She’s not that pretty.
CHARLIE BROWN
(mesmerized)
Whoa. Linus.
Suddenly, Charlie Brown lifts his desk up and buries his head
inside it, PANICKED.
KIDS
Awwww! Not the yearly standardized
test again!
LINUS
(to teacher)
Ma’am, will this test accurately
reflect the knowledge we have
gained here? Is it fair we at this
young age-
LINUS
Yes, ma’am.
CHARLIE BROWN
Ugh, thanks.
CHARLIE BROWN
Come on, focus.
(beat)
First impressions are everything.
THE BINDER SNAPS SHUTS AND PINCHES HIS FINGER! Snoopy HOWLS
IN PAIN. He disrupts the class, giving himself away.
LUCY
No dogs!
CHARLIE BROWN
Already done, she must be smart.
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CHARLIE BROWN
One minute left!
Charlie Brown has a few questions left and finishes the test
as quick as can be. Peppermint Patty fills in the last
bubbles of her test, creating a SMILEY FACE.
Charlie Brown leaps from his seat and runs up the isle, past
her. Peppermint Patty jumps up and races Charlie Brown to
turn it in first to Ms. Othmar.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Out of my way, Chuck!
CHARLIE BROWN
Write our names? Yes Ma’am.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Chuck, are you trying to hold my
hand, you sly dog?
ENTIRE CLASS
Oooooo!
Charlie Brown turns beet red, yanks his hand from under
Peppermint Patty’s and jumps back almost knocking into the
Little Red-Haired Girl’s desk.
Charlie Brown turns and is face to face with the Little Red-
Haired Girl.
CHARLIE BROWN
(voice cracking)
Hi! I’m Brown Charlie. I mean,
Barney Clown. I mean...
LITTLE KID
What are you in for?
CHARLIE BROWN
Have you ever had that feeling when
you can't stop smiling? Your heart
pounds inside your chest? You try
to stand but your knees become
weak. And then that Little Red-
Haired Girl glances at you--
LITTLE KID
Whoa!
CHARLIE BROWN
--and all of life's possibilities
become so clear. And then you
realize... she has no idea you’re
alive.
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NURSE (O.S.)
Waa Wa Wa.
CHARLIE BROWN
Why am I here?
The kids all pile out of the school and onto the bus.
KIDS
See ya tomorrow!
Charlie Brown dusts off the seat. The Little Red-Haired Girl
moves down the isle. We don’t have a clear view of her.
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The school bus drives down the road. The bus hits a pothole.
LUCY (V.O.)
It was a dark and stormy night.
TRANSITION TO:
LUCY (V.O.)
High above the French countryside,
The World War I Flying Ace had
never been so close to his lifelong
enemy, the infamous Red Baron!
CUT TO:
The SCHOOL BUS arrives to the bus stop. We see Charlie Brown
through the window of the door, on the bottom step, ANXIOUS
to get off. The doors open.
CHARLIE BROWN
The key is keeping a low profile.
For now we just keep our distance.
CHARLIE BROWN
Whew, that was a close one.
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He pulls out the pink pencil from his pocket, admiring it.
Just then, the BLINDS ARE RIPPED OPEN. Sally and Snoopy are
there.
SALLY
What are you looking at, big
brother?!
CHARLIE BROWN
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
She sees the Little Red-Haired Girl entering her house. She
understands what Charlie Brown is looking at.
SALLY
Ohhhh... You’re in love!
LUCY
Chapter One: It was the greatest
love story ever told.
TRANSITION TO:
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LUCY (V.O.)
Her name was Fifi. She was the
most beautiful thing he had ever
seen.
Fifi is back in her plane. Snoopy runs over and picks some
PURPLE FLOWERS. He turns back to give them to Fifi but she
is already taking off down the runway.
CHARLIE BROWN
Huh?!
Charlie Brown walks out of his house holding the FLOWER from
Snoopy. He is now equipped to meet his love. He walks
towards the Little Red-Haired Girl’s house. Snoopy is by his
side.
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
I can’t believe I am about to talk
to the Little Red-Haired Girl.
It’s moments like this when you
need your faithful friend.
Just then, Snoopy reaches out and PUSHES THE DOORBELL. DING-
DONG. Snoopy BOLTS! Charlie Brown panics.
The DOOR OPENS. FROM HER POV: we see no one standing on the
steps.
She looks around, trying to spot who rang the bell. She
closes the door.
CHARLIE BROWN
(in his head)
She said hello!
LUCY
Charlie Brown! What brings you out
here so late in the day?
CHARLIE BROWN
I need your advice on girls, Lucy.
You’re a girl, right?
LUCY
(sympathetic)
You’re being ridiculous, Charlie
Brown! Why, you have much to
offer.
CHARLIE BROWN
She has a pretty face and pretty
faces make me nervous.
LUCY
Pretty face? Pretty face?! I HAVE
A PRETTY FACE! HOW COME MY FACE
DOESN’T MAKE YOU NERVOUS? HOW COME
YOU CAN TALK TO ME, CHARLIE BROWN!?
Lucy pulls out a MIRROR. She fixes her hair and restores her
confidence.
CHARLIE BROWN
I just need to know the secret to
winning her heart.
LUCY
Look into this mirror, Charlie
Brown.
(pause)
This is the face of failure. A
classic failure face. Do you think
girls like failures, Charlie Brown?
CHARLIE BROWN
Well no-
LUCY
Girls want someone with proven
success. Have you won any awards?
Like a Congressional Medal of
Honor? Or a Nobel Peace Prize?
CHARLIE BROWN
Uh...
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LUCY
What are your real estate holdings?
Do you have a diversified
portfolio?
CHARLIE BROWN
Huh?
LUCY
Let me let you in on a little
secret, Charlie Brown. If you
really want to impress girls, you
need to show them you’re a winner!
CHARLIE BROWN
A winner? Me? Lucy, you may be on
to something!
LUCY
Of course when I say “you”, you
know I don’t mean you personally.
(trying to get his
attention)
That will be five cents, please!
LUCY (CONT’D)
Ah! Nickels, nickels, nickels.
What a beautiful sound.
CHARLIE BROWN
Congratulations, you're now on your
way to becoming a winner!
(beat)
Step one.
(MORE)
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SALLY
Giddy-up, little pony! Yee-haw!
CHARLIE BROWN
What are you doing?
SALLY
I’m going to be a rodeo star in the
big talent show!
SALLY (CONT’D)
(Cowgirl persona)
Why, when I win that first prize
ribbon, there will be no one who
hasn’t heard the name Sally Brown
and her trusty horse, Broomstick!
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
Win the talent show, now that’s a
great idea! This is just what Lucy
was talking about!
CHARLIE BROWN
Ta-da!
Charlie Brown and Snoopy work on more acts. Amongst them are
a sword box, a levitation gag, and a body shifting box. They
are made from cardboard.
BACKSTAGE
FRIEDA
Whoa, look at that.
PATTY
Is that Charlie Brown?!
SHERMY
Ooooh!
CHARLIE BROWN
She’s here. I have a really good
feeling that tonight she will see
the new Charlie Brown.
LUCY (V.O.)
Charlie Brown-
LUCY
As your psychiatrist, I’m surprised
to see you here. A person with all
your insecurities normally wouldn’t
enter a talent show. I’m-
Lucy stops and looks over to see the shadow of her head
CONTINUES TO TALK, mocking her. We reveal Snoopy creating
the shadow puppet. Lucy’s loses it.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Ugh, I ought a slug you!
LUCY (CONT’D)
Ugh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I
have dog germs! Get hot water!
(MORE)
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LUCY (CONT’D)
Get some disinfectant! Get some
iodine!
FRANKLIN
Let’s keep this thing moving, times
a wasting.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
(upbeat)
Break a leg, Chuck!
MARCIE
Treat your assistant kindly,
Charles.
FRANKLIN
Okay, Sally. We’re running behind
so gallop, don’t trot.
STAGE
SALLY
Save the applause for the end,
everyone! If you like this, wait
for the encore!
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BACKSTAGE
FRANKLIN
Your sister is really dying out
there.
STAGE
KID (O.S.)
(slow)
Hey, that’s not a real horse.
BACKSTAGE
FRANKLIN
Sorry, Charlie Brown. This has
gone on long enough.
(calling out)
Drop the curtain!
CHARLIE BROWN
Don’t do that, she said she has a
big finish.
FRANKLIN
Well it’s either your act or hers.
We can’t hold forever.
CHARLIE BROWN
Change of plans, Snoopy.
STAGE
SALLY
Big brother?
CHARLIE BROWN
Rope me. Moo!
KID (O.S.)
That’s not a real cow!
Sally’s eyes light up. Sally and Snoopy leap up! Charlie
Brown races across the stage. He looks back behind him and
sees SALLY CHASING AFTER HIM! She has INTENSE, CRAZY EYES
and swings the rope over her head!
SALLY
I’m gonna get you!
SALLY (CONT’D)
WOO HOO!
STAGE
BACKSTAGE
Charlie Brown and Sally CRASH THROUGH ALL THE VARIOUS ACTS;
IT’S CHAOS! The Kids flee as they continue to wreak havoc.
MARCIE
Sorry, sir.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Good one!
LUCY
Oh Schroeder...
SALLY
You can run, little doggie, but you
can’t hide!
SHERMY
(unzips his mouth)
Ahhhh!
Curtain Kid leaps out of the way. He lets go of the rope and
the curtain falls back down, leaving Charlie Brown running on
stage, followed by Sally riding Snoopy.
SALLY
This is going great!
SALLY (CONT’D)
(cowboy talk)
My name is Calamity Sally, the best
bronc busting, lasso roping cowgirl
in this here town!
SALLY (CONT’D)
(whispering)
Thanks, big brother.
Charlie Brown slips from the rope slightly, pulling down the
costume, revealing his face to the crowd.
We pull back from the BLACK & WHITE image of Charlie Brown on
stage to reveal its the SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. In large print, a
headline reads, “MOO!” Charlie Brown stares down at the front
page. There is a stack of Newspapers next to him on the
rack.
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
Mooooo?
(positive)
Well, nobody reads the school paper
anyhow.
LINUS
Look on the bright side, Charlie
Brown. They say there’s no such
thing as bad publicity.
CHARLIE BROWN
You’re right, Linus! She
definitely knows who I am now.
LINUS
You know, Charlie Brown, if you
like her so much, why not just walk
up to her and introduce yourself?
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CHARLIE BROWN
After the complete fool I made out
of myself last night? Yeah and why
don’t I just fly to the moon!
Charlie Brown notices that Violet, Patty, and Lucy join the
Little Red-Haired Girl at her table. They start talking to
each other. He thinks to himself.
Charlie Brown paces back and forth in the living room reading
10 WAYS TO BECOME A WINNER.
CHARLIE BROWN
Number six. Tell yourself, “I am
worthy. I can do this. I have
what it takes.”
THE PHONE RINGS next to him. Sally darts in and answers it.
SALLY
Hello?
(to Charlie Brown)
Your girlfriend’s on the phone!
He takes the phone and Sally walks away. The cord stretches
and stretches. Charlie Brown is not able to speak. And then-
PEPPERMINT PATTY
This is Peppermint Patty, how’ve
you been?
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CHARLIE BROWN
You did what? I can’t cook
cupcakes. The only thing I do know
how to make is toast.
(beat)
Besides, why would I even want to
go to the Winter dance?
CHARLIE BROWN
Uh, hold on! I said-
SALLY
Hey! What’s going on?!
SALLY (CONT’D)
Turn it down! Turn it down in
there!
SALLY
Huh?
CHARLIE BROWN
She likes to dance!
Snoopy walks over to Charlie Brown and rips the mop out of
his hands. Charlie Brown stands still, hopeless. Snoopy
snaps and the lights go dark. Snoopy has a Spanish cape on,
he proceeds to dance the Pasodoble with great intensity. He
throws it to Charlie Brown to take over, but he has no
dancing ability.
Snoopy puts his hand to his face, stop! He has an idea and
wants Charlie Brown to wait for him to return.
CHARLIE BROWN
1,2,3,4. 1,2,3,4. 1,2,3,4.
CHARLIE BROWN
I could really use a dance
partner...
SALLY
Good luck with that!
CHARLIE BROWN
Okay, Snoopy. I got the basics
down, but if I’m going to win I
need to step it up.
FANTASY
FRANKLIN (V.O.)
We have our winners! Let us
applaud them as they begin the
traditional dance of the champions.
It all ends with the focus squarely on Charlie Brown and the
Little Red-Haired Girl dancing together. Charlie Brown dips
the Little Red-Haired Girl.
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BEDROOM
CHARLIE BROWN
Snoopy!
(light chuckle)
Thanks for the help. I left some
cookies in your dog dish.
Snoopy BOLTS OUT THE DOOR, slamming it. The door creates a
strong GUST OF WIND. The wind SCATTERS the FOOTPRINTS all
over the place.
The BOYS stand on one side of the dance floor, the GIRLS on
the other. A KID DJ runs the music.
PATTY
You know, I’ve always wanted to
dance with Pig-Pen.
VIOLET
Uhh, yuck!
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SALLY
Why isn’t anyone dancing? It’s
called a dance.
(spotting Linus)
Oh Sweet Babboo!
Sally walks across the dance floor towards Linus, who hides
himself under his blanket.
KIDS
Oh no, here she comes.
SALLY
Someone needs to get this dance
started.
Sally grabs Linus and pulls him out onto the dance floor.
CHARLIE BROWN
These cupcakes don’t look half bad,
if I do say so myself.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Marcie, look! Everyone’s here!
Marcie is caught off guard and the sudden weight shift sends
her racing off screen to the left, struggling to keep hold of
the bowl.
CHARLIE BROWN
Oh! Let me help you with that,
Marcie.
MARCIE
Such a gentlemen, Charles.
Charlie Brown can’t move. He’s unable to put down the punch
bowl. His hands are full. He struggles to get loose.
FRANKLIN (FILTERED)
Okay, ladies. It’s time for you to
show off your best moves. Which
one of you will win the first half
of our dance competition and take
home the trophy?!
KIDS
Nice moves!
FRANKLIN (FILTERED)
Listen to that noise. I think it’s
safe to say we know who our winner
is!
CHARLIE BROWN
(whisper, amazement)
She won!
FRANKLIN (FILTERED)
And now it’s the gentlemen’s turn
to see who will be joining our
lovely winning lady for the final
dance of the night.
CHARLIE BROWN
I gotta get out there.
FRANKLIN (FILTERED)
Are you guys ready? Then here we
go!
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
This is it. It’s now or never.
KIDS
Whoa, yeah! Who-hoo!
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Whoa! Check out the moves on that
funny looking kid with the big
nose!
FRANKLIN (O.S.)
Yeah! Alright!
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
Okay, just like you practiced.
Remember the steps.
FRIEDA
Charlie Brown?
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SHERMY
Alright!
FRANKLIN (O.S.)
It looks like we may have a winner
here!
CHARLIE BROWN
(himself)
It’s going to happen! I’m about to
dance with the Little Red-Haired
Girl!
All of the kids run out of the gym. Amongst them is the
Little Red-Haired Girl. We hear various comments from the
kids as they scatter.
LUCY
Ugh, let’s get out of here!
Patty and Pig-Pen dance. The water pours down upon Pig-Pen,
he becomes COMPLETELY CLEAN. Patty looks up at Pig-Pen who
is now unrecognizable.
PATTY
Do I know you?
CHARLIE BROWN
Wait! It’s not over yet!
CHARLIE BROWN
(depressed)
I hate to say it Snoopy, it seems
like the harder I try, the further
away she gets.
LUCY (V.O.)
The Flying Ace took to the skies,
he searched endlessly for the girl
who had stolen his heart.
TRANSITION TO:
Fifi takes out her camera and points it at Snoopy who hams it
up. She takes a series of funny photos of Snoopy. As Snoopy
poses he is too distracted to see a quickly approaching BARN.
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The Red Baron does a fly by, past Snoopy. It’s a cross
dolly, slow motion shot, as Snoopy and The Red Baron cross
paths. The Red Baron is SILHOUETTED by the sun, all we see
is the outline of his head and cap. As we return to real
time, The Red Baron flies off into the distance.
Snoopy can’t resist. He PULLS AWAY and chases after The Red
Baron. Snoopy and The Red Baron engage in a dogfight. The
Red Baron begins to chase Fifi. Fifi evades The Red Baron,
she turns back to see he is still on her tail.
The Red Baron flies closer to Fifi. Fifi looks up to see his
red triplane is right on top of her. The Red Baron dips down
and punctures her wing with his wheel.
Snoopy pulls a high-G, HARD BANK TURN! His face looks funny
as the G FORCE contorts it wildly.
Snoopy flies back toward Fifi. She slowly falls through the
air, her parachute above her. Snoopy sees THE RED BARON
FLYING FOR FIFI OPPOSITE HIM.
Snoopy and The Red Baron race towards Fifi as she’s suspended
in the air. At the last second, The Red Baron’s wing takes
the string of the parachute with him. Fifi is TAKEN BY THE
RED BARON.
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The Red Baron flies off into the sky. Snoopy gasps and
GRUMBLES. Snoopy flies off after The Red Baron with all his
might. Fifi holds on for her life to the wing of The Red
Baron’s plane. She looks back to Snoopy.
The Red Baron enters the tunnel just before the train.
Snoopy dives down to do the same. As he does so, THE PURPLE
SCARF FLIES UP AND COVERS HIS FACE!! Snoopy pulls it down to
see the MOUNTAIN WALL quickly approaching.
The kids are seated in their desks. Charlie Brown sees the
Little Red-Haired Girl’s desk is empty. Linus sees Charlie
Brown staring at the empty desk.
LINUS
Daydreaming will not make her
materialize, Charlie Brown. She’s
not here.
CHARLIE BROWN
Daydreaming? Me?
LINUS
She’ll be back on Monday. I heard
she went back east to take care of
her grandmother who isn’t feeling
well.
FINAL DRAFT 9.1.15 53.
CHARLIE BROWN
She seems like the kind of person
who would do that sort of thing.
KIDS
Awww! Not another book report!
LINUS
Time to pick our partners.
VIOLET
(to herself)
No boys... No boys... please...
Patty!
PATTY
Yes, alright!
LUCY
Nope. Uh-uh. Yes!
She smiles as she picks the one she wants. She looks out
toward Schroeder.
LUCY (CONT’D)
(lovingly)
Schroeder!
(lovingly)
There’s no denying it. It was
written in the cards.
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself, quietly)
The Little Red-Haired Girl. My
lucky day! This changes
everything!
CHARLIE BROWN
(panicked)
You’ve got to help me, Linus!! I’m
not sure I can handle being
partners with the Little Red-Haired
Girl. I need to slow things down,
maybe I’m not ready for a serious
relationship. How will I support
her? I can’t afford a mortgage.
What if I’m put into escrow?
LINUS
Charlie Brown, you’re being
ridiculous.
LINUS
You’re the only person I know who
can turn a simple book report into
a lifelong commitment.
CHARLIE BROWN
I've never been responsible for
anything before.
(beat)
This could be the worst thing
that’s ever happened to her!
LINUS
That’s one way to go, but, if you
want my advice-
INTERCOM (FILTERED)
Waa Waaa Wa Waaa.
KIDS (O.S.)
They are posting the test scores.
Come on!
MARCIE (O.S.)
Look! Someone got a perfect score,
Sir.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
You would have to be a genius to
get a perfect score.
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VIOLET
I didn’t know that was even
possible.
PATTY
It’s him!
VIOLET
Here he comes.
PATTY
No one in the world has ever gotten
a 100 before.
CHARLIE BROWN
(amazed)
A perfect score? Me? This can’t
be right.
LINUS
No, Charlie Brown, look, you really
do have a perfect score.
CHARLIE BROWN
Huh. I have heard peanut butter is
brain food...
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Nice job, Chuck ol’ boy.
MARCIE
I always knew you had it in you,
Charles.
LUCY (O.S.)
This can’t be right! Out of my
way!
Lucy STORMS THROUGH THE CROWD, pushing kids out of her way,
toward the wall. Lucy stops in front of Charlie Brown.
FINAL DRAFT 9.1.15 57.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Mr. Perfect, Charlie Brown? It
must be a typo! I don’t believe
it! I won’t believe it!! I demand
a recount!!!
FRANKLIN (FILTERED)
Good afternoon, students and staff.
We have a special announcement,
there will be an all school
assembly Monday morning to
celebrate our illustrious
classmate, Charlie Brown, who
achieved a perfect score on the
standardized test.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Make way! Genius coming through!
MONTAGE:
FRANKLIN
I have a science project due next
week, can you give me your
thoughts?
SHERMY
Hey, I saw him first!
FRIEDA
They say you’re a genius. Can you
read my mind?
VIOLET
Hey, leave him alone!
PATTY
Yeah, leave him alone!
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VIOLET
Now, Charlie Brown, as far as the
book report goes, what would you
suggest?
CHARLIE BROWN
Well, you can never go wrong if you
stick with the classics.
Charlie Brown reaches into his locker and pulls out a Barney
Google comic book (Sparkplug on the cover) from the stack of
dozens in there.
VIOLET
A comic book? I thought classics
had to have hard covers.
PATTY
Boy, do we feel stupid now.
FRANKLIN
Will you look at this, what a
contemporary piece.
PATTY
Notice his use of space.
LUCY
Have you all lost your minds???!!!
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Whoa!
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LUCY
(to kid)
You have what is referred to as an
“irrational fear.”
LUCY (CONT’D)
Hey, kid! What do you think you’re
doing?
LITTLE KID
Following in the footsteps of
greatness.
SHERMY
Breakaway!
FRANKLIN
Shoot it, Charlie Brown, shoot it!
The puck BOUNCES OFF A TREES. The path of the puck creates a
PERFECT TRIANGLE shape.
FINAL DRAFT 9.1.15 60.
MARCIE
Nice use of angles there, Charles.
LUCY
Hmmm.
The kids crowd around Charlie Brown as they skate off the
ice. Lucy watches from afar, skeptical.
GIRL
But how’s Santa ever gonna find our
house without lights?
SHERMY/LITTLE GIRL
Yay!
SALLY
And this is where it all began. As
a youth he passed many hours just
sitting in that chair keeping his
deep thoughts to himself.
SALLY (CONT’D)
And here we have his early kites,
used in many aerodynamic studies.
FINAL DRAFT 9.1.15 61.
MARCIE/PEPPERMINT PATTY/KIDS
Whoa!
SALLY
(whisper)
If we are lucky, we will see him in
his natural habitat.
SALLY
And this is his actual bed where he
lies and ponders life’s greatest
questions.
CHARLIE BROWN
Hey! What are you doing?
SALLY
I’m cashing in on your celebrity.
KIDS (O.S.)
Hey, Charlie Brown! Can I sit with
you on the bus? Can I have your
autograph?
When others try to board, Snoopy won’t let them. The doors
close and the bus drives away.
SALLY
And for show and tell today-
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SALLY (CONT’D)
My big brother!
LINUS
I haven’t seen you in a while.
CHARLIE BROWN
My whole life has changed, Linus.
All of a sudden everyone wants to
be my friend and yet I haven’t
really changed. Do they like me
for who I am, or for who they think
I am?
FRIEDA
Charlie Brown! I need you on my
chess team!
FRANKLIN
He’s got no time for meaningless
games. He’s coming with me!
Charlie Brown is swarmed, they grab him and pull him in all
different directions.
SALLY (O.S.)
Roll sound.
SOUND KID
Speed.
SALLY
And, action!
PIGPEN
Do you have time to help me write
my book report? It’s due on
Monday.
CHARLIE BROWN
Monday, the report is due on
Monday?
(to the Kids)
She’s back on Monday! I haven’t
even started yet. Does anyone know
where Marcie is?
SCHROEDER
She went skating with Peppermint
Patty.
SALLY
Mr. Brown! MR. BROWN!! What about
my exclusive?!
(she signals the “cut”
gesture)
Cut.
MARCIE
There’s Huckleberry Finn, Catcher
in the Rye... Sir, I’ve been
sitting here for hours. These are
the greatest books of all time,
please just pick one.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Hm. Let me sleep on it, Marcie.
MARCIE
There is no time for sleeping, sir.
It’s due Monday.
MARCIE (CONT’D)
(to herself)
Just my luck to get a partner that
thinks Moby Dick was a hockey
player.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Marccciiieee! Where are you
going?!
CHARLIE BROWN
I’m looking for Marcie. I need
some advice.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Curve ball not working for you?
Slap shot not strong enough?
CHARLIE BROWN
No, I’m good with all of that. I
need to talk to Marcie about
finding the greatest book of all
time.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
I just might be able to help you
there, Chuck. Marcie just read off
a long list of great novels.
Huckleberry something, Catcher with
a Pie. But, she said the greatest
book of all time is called Leo’s
Toy Store by some old guy called
Warren... uh... Piece.
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
“Leo’s Toy Store.”
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Yup! That’s the one, Chuck.
CHARLIE BROWN
Thanks for the tip.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Love that hustle Chuck!
CHARLIE BROWN
Does anyone know where I can find
“Leo’s Toy Store!?”
KIDS (O.S.)
Shhhh.
CHARLIE BROWN
(searching)
Leo’s Toy Store. Nope.
PATTY
He’s going into the grown up
section.
FRANKLIN
Is that legal?
MARCIE
Charles?! I’ve never seen you in
here before.
CHARLIE BROWN
Marcie, thank goodness I found you!
Can you help me find a copy of
Leo’s Toy Store?!
MARCIE
Did you say Leo’s Toy Store?
CHARLIE BROWN
Yeah! Peppermint Patty told me you
said it was the greatest-
MARCIE
Stop right there, Charles. Come
with me.
At the very top is THE MASSIVE, 1225 PAGE BOOK, WAR AND
PEACE, snuggled in tightly between the skinny-spined books.
MARCIE
This is what you’re looking for.
Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace.
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CHARLIE BROWN
(unexpected)
Oh.
MARCIE
Are you sure that is the book you
want to read? Might I remind you
Charles, you only have the weekend
to complete your report.
CHARLIE BROWN
I have to if I’m going to win that
gold star.
The BOOK CASE WOBBLES BACK AND FORTH. A WISP OF DUST rises
as the book BREAKS FREE.
CHARLIE BROWN FALLS away from the rack of books, with War and
Peace wrapped in his arms. The ladder slams into the book
case, sending a WATERFALL OF BOOKS on top of him.
Marcie digs Charlie Brown out from the pile of books. War
and Peace is still wrapped in his arms. The massive book
weighs heavily upon him.
LUCY
Big book. How are you going to get
it home, smarty-pants?
LUCY (CONT’D)
(to herself)
Pretty smart.
LUCY (CONT’D)
What am I saying?
PATTY
Good ol’ Charlie Brown.
VIOLET
Now there’s a guy who’s going
places.
CHARLIE BROWN
Thanks!
KIDS
Surprise!
KID (O.S.)
Who invited him?
He comes out the other side without the book in his hands.
Charlie Brown is slammed into his chair, with War and Peace
landing squarely on the table in front of him.
CHARLIE BROWN
War and Peace.
(pause)
Page one.
(reading)
Eh bien, mon prince, so Genoa--
Charlie Brown FALLS ASLEEP mid sentence, his head slams down
on the book.
KIDS
Hey, Charlie Brown, come out and
play!
CHARLIE BROWN
Sorry, guys.
KIDS
Who reads a book on the weekend?
Not me!
CHARLIE BROWN
(reading)
Okay. Where was I... took a horse
from a commander, and hungry and
weary...
CHARLIE BROWN
(reading)
...and the musketry fire sounded
far away...
Charlie Brown takes a bath. War & Peace sits on the edge of
the tub.
CHARLIE BROWN
Prince Andrei mused on the
unimportance of greatness...
LATER
CHARLIE BROWN
..and there was yesterday, and
there was the day before...
KIDS
Ooooh!
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KIDS (CONT’D)
Aw!
SALLY
Okay, show’s over. Clear it out.
FRANKLIN
Will there be a late show?
Charlie Brown sits on his bed. The sun has fallen. There
are bags under his eyes.
CHARLIE BROWN
...and to recognize a dependence we
do not feel. The End.
CHARLIE BROWN
(as he writes)
Okay. This is my book report about
war and peace.
He continues to write.
As Charlie Brown writes, the METAL TIP OF THE PEN SNAPS! The
INK SPLATTERS ALL OVER HIS WORK, and COVERS HIS HANDS.
CHARLIE BROWN
Rats!
The INK DRIPS down, covering the page. Charlie Brown reaches
down and WIPES HIS HANDS ON HIS SHIRT. We pull back,
revealing a rough outline of his classic zigzag pattern, in
INK!
The sun is higher in the sky. The light from desk lamp fades
away. He writes the last line of his one page paper.
CHARLIE BROWN
998. 999. 1000. Finished.
Charlie Brown crawls into his bed and lays down. He pulls up
the covers. He takes a deep breath as he closes his eyes.
SALLY
Wake up, big brother!
SALLY (CONT’D)
Today’s the big assembly to
celebrate your perfect score! Come
see!
CHARLIE BROWN
What are you up to now?
SALLY
Now that you’re a big celebrity, we
have to move fast. I have shirts,
hats, mugs, and more. The fame
that comes with intellectual
superiority can be very fleeting.
You have to cash in while you can!
SALLY (CONT’D)
Today is going to be a big day for
us, big brother.
SALLY
Thank you, come again soon.
LINUS
This is all for you, Charlie Brown.
You’ve really made it.
CHARLIE BROWN
It’s going to happen! She’s
finally going to notice me for
doing something great!
Lucy walks into the auditorium. She stops and looks around,
acknowledging all of the fanfare. Kids have purchased
Charlie Brown memorabilia. They are all here for him. Lucy
finds Charlie Brown.
LUCY
Charlie Brown! I hate to admit it,
you blockhead, but public opinion
leads me to believe that after all
these years, I may have been wrong
about you. This is not easy for
me, MY WHOLE WORLD HAS TURNED
UPSIDE DOWN.
FRANKLIN
Can I please have Charlie Brown
come to the stage.
FRANKLIN (CONT’D)
It is my pleasure, to present to
you today, this award, for the
highest achievement in this years
standardized testing. But before I
do, the school proclamation.
MARCIE
On this day, whereas you have
upheld the highest of academic
standards. And whereas no one
would have ever expected that of
you. And whereas, you are the
first to ever receive a perfect
score. Therefore, be it resolved
that today is declared Charlie
Brown day. Signed, Miss Othmar.
SALLY
That's my big brother!
FRANKLIN
How about that, Charlie Brown,
you’re the star of the school now.
MARCIE
Congratulations, Charles. Let me
present you with your perfect test.
Marcie gives him the test. He looks down at it. His STOMACH
DROPS as he sees a SMILEY PATTERN on the test. Clearly this
is NOT HIS TEST.
CHARLIE BROWN
Ah-hem. Before I begin, I’d like
to thank all of you for your
support.
Applause! Cheers!
LUCY
HA! I KNEW IT!
CHARLIE BROWN
Therefore, I cannot accept this
honor.
SALLY
Can a brother and sister get a
divorce?
Charlie Brown hands the test and the GOLDEN MEDAL to Marcie.
CHARLIE BROWN
(softly)
I think this belongs to Peppermint
Patty. She’s the real genius.
LINUS
That was a very admirable thing you
just did, Charlie Brown.
CHARLIE BROWN
One moment I’m the hero, the next
I’m the goat.
Linus looks down and sees the book report in Charlie Brown’s
hand.
LINUS
Maybe things will go your way again
after you hand in your book report.
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CHARLIE BROWN
(frantic)
I’m not so sure. I was up all
night working on it and I can't
remember a single word.
LINUS
Surely it’s not as bad as you
think, Charlie Brown. Let me see
what you wrote.
Linus takes the book report from Charlie Brown and starts to
READ. We push in on Linus as he reads Charlie Brown’s
report. His face lights up. Linus stops reading and looks
to Charlie Brown, ASTONISHED.
LINUS (CONT’D)
Charlie Brown, the insight you
bring to such a complex novel is
beyond reproach.
LINUS (CONT’D)
You two are sure to win the gold
star with a book report of this
quality.
CHARLIE BROWN
Ahh!
LINUS
Oh, hi. In light of the fact that
you were away, Charlie Brown took
it upon himself to complete the
report for the both of you. And I
must say, this is one of the finest
bits of literary analysis I’ve ever
read.
CHARLIE BROWN
AUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
It’s hopeless.
THE BELL RINGS. Charlie Brown turns and walks away from the
school. His head hangs low.
LUCY (V.O.)
Chapter Four. Curse you, Red
Baron!
TRANSITION TO:
The RC Triplane morphs into THE RED BARON flying above the
aerodrome.
The Red Baron stalls his plane and hammerheads back down
along the Eifel Tower, past Snoopy. Snoopy is startled. His
plane gets stuck atop of the Eifel Tower. Snoopy SHRIEKS.
He stands and STOMPS on his plane, knocking it off the top of
the tower. He plummets toward the ground, pulling up at the
last second.
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The SPOTLIGHTS shine in the sky. Snoopy sees The Red Baron’s
Aerodrome up ahead. The Red Baron’s FLYING CIRCUS PLANES
patrol the skies.
BLACK.
Snoopy gets on the dog house and tries to take off. It won’t
start and collapses.
LUCY (V.O.)
The Flying Ace set out across the
hostile countryside, undeterred.
He moves over and sits on his bed, staring out the window.
We are behind him. Time passes as the SUN GOES DOWN. He now
looks out to a bright star in the night sky.
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
Whenever I feel really alone, I
just sit and stare into the night
sky. I’ve always thought that one
of those stars was MY star, and at
moments like this, I know that MY
star will always be there for me.
Like a comforting voice saying,
‘don’t give up, kid.’
LUCY (V.O.)
The Flying Ace had to return to the
Aerodrome, if he was ever to rescue
Fifi.
Snoopy trudges through the harsh wind and snow with all of
his might.
MARCIE (O.S.)
Hey!
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Yeah Chuck, your crazy dog is over
here again!
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As she talks, she looks out the picture window to see Snoopy
hanging from the Christmas Lights. He makes his way across
the outside of the window.
CUT TO:
FADE TO BLACK.
LITTLE KID
Excuse me mister, have you ever
flown a kite?
CHARLIE BROWN
Well, uh, actually-
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LITTLE KID
(excited)
That’s great!
CHARLIE BROWN
Well, okay. The thing is, flying a
kite isn’t for everyone. It takes a
certain type of person. It can be
frustrating at times. They tend to
have a mind of their own. But with
determination and dedication, you
can make it happen.
LITTLE KID
Really?
CHARLIE BROWN
Here: you hold the string. Plant
your feet, weight forward, knees
bent, back straight, head up, and
remember: keep it simple.
Charlie Brown puts down the kite and helps him get into the
proper body position.
LITTLE KID
Okay.
The Little Kid releases his breath and goes back to his
normal stance. Charlie Brown picks the kite back up from the
ground.
CHARLIE BROWN
Now, when I say go, run as fast as
you can.
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LITTLE KID
Which way, mister?
CHARLIE BROWN
That way!
The Little Kid takes off. Snoopy and Charlie Brown watch as
the KITE STRUGGLES TO GET INTO THE AIR. Charlie Brown turns
back to Snoopy who is up on the ladder.
LITTLE KID
Woo Hoo! It’s flying!!
CHARLIE BROWN
Wow!
LITTLE KID
Thanks, Mister!
CHARLIE BROWN
You can do it! Don’t give up!
LUCY
Chapter Seven: Never give up!
LUCY (V.O.)
The Flying Ace knew this would be
the last chance to save the love of
his life.
A DARKNESS appears in the sky over the ocean, passing its way
through the bright white clouds. The nose of the massive
ZEPPELIN passes by the camera.
Snoopy sees the Zeppelin, along with THE RED BARON, across
the battle torn sky. We see Fifi in the passenger
compartment looking out the window. Snoopy races to her.
WOODSTOCK LEAPS FROM THE DOGHOUSE AND SKY DIVES BACK TO THE
RED BARON’S PLANE!!
FIFI
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Fifi hops out and holds on tight, making her way along the
carriage of the Zeppelin.
SNOOPY PULLS OFF FROM THE RED BARON! HE RACES TO SAVE FIFI!
FIFI
FIFI FLAILS HER ARMS AND LEGS AS SHE ZIPS THROUGH THE CLOUDS,
HELPLESS. It looks like this is the end until-
LUCY
-The Flying Ace returned to the
aerodrome with the love of his
life. He returned a HERO.
LUCY (CONT’D)
And so, as our hero observed, he
was destined to face the infamous
Red Baron another day.
LUCY (CONT’D)
A dog that flies? This is the
dumbest thing I’ve ever read.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Augh -- I got dog germs!!
KIDS
C’mon, Charlie Brown!
CHARLIE BROWN
Hm. Today calls for something
special. Here we go!
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CHARLIE BROWN
Hey guys.
Sally exits the house with a big smile on her face, ecstatic.
She walks up to Charlie Brown wearing a GRADUATION CAP.
SALLY
It’s the last day of school! Well,
big brother, can you believe it? No
more reading, writing, arithmetic,
no more learning ever!
CHARLIE BROWN
What are you talking about? This
is just the start of summer
vacation. You have 8 more years of
grammar school, 4 more years of
high school, plus 4 more years of
college!
SALLY
(counting on fingers)
Eight... plus the four... add the
one to an extra four... that’s over
37 years of school! I’ll be bald
and wrinkly by then.
The kids look out the window. We see a small CARNIVAL with
GAMES and ATTRACTIONS set up by the pond.
KIDS
Whoa look at that! Is that Snoopy?
Snoopy and Woodstock have fun on the Ferris wheel. The kids
are disappointed they are not out there too.
KIDS (CONT’D)
Lucky.
Kids look to the front of the class, where Linus stands. The
Kids are anxiously awaiting the end of class. All eyes are
on Linus.
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LINUS
(excited)
Okay everyone, listen up. I know
this is the last day of school-
KIDS
YAY!!!
LINUS
(excited)
-But first, before we leave, we
need to finish picking our partners
for this years summer pen-pal
project.
KIDS
Awwww!
LINUS
When I draw a name, stand if you
want to be their partner.
LINUS (CONT’D)
Here we go... The next name is...
(drawing card)
Pig-Pen.
Patty stands.
PATTY
I will.
PATTY (CONT’D)
(quietly to Violet)
A little dirt never hurt anyone.
LINUS
Schroeder.
LUCY
(marriage)
I do!
(pause)
Uh, I mean, I will.
LINUS
Charlie Brown.
The room goes suddenly DEAD QUIET. He lifts his head. The
other kids put their heads down, avoiding eye contact.
The RED HAIR begins to rise out of the crowd in the front of
the classroom.
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
She will?
The bell rings in the class. The kids erupt with excitement
and exit the class.
LINUS
Charlie Brown, where have you been?
It’s the first day of summer. You
should be down there having fun
with everyone else.
CHARLIE BROWN
I can’t stop thinking about it,
Linus.
(MORE)
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LINUS
Charlie Brown, it might be time to
consider the wild possibility that
you’re a good person. And that
people like you. But you know,
you’ll never really know the answer
unless-
CHARLIE BROWN
-I just go up and talk to her! I
should have listened to you all
along!
Charlie Brown opens the desk drawer and there is the PINK
PENCIL. He picks it up like a hero with his trusted sword.
Charlie Brown looks at the pencil in his hand, then out the
window at The Little Red-Haired Girl’s house.
VOICE (O.S.)
Wa Wa Wa. (Who are you?)
CHARLIE BROWN
Oh! Charles, I mean Charlie Brown.
VOICE (O.S.)
Waa Waa Wa Waaa Wa Waaa? (You must
be looking for Heather? She left
for camp.)
CHARLIE BROWN
She’s not here?
VOICE (O.S.)
Waa Waa Waa. (She’s at school to
catch the bus.)
CHARLIE BROWN
On her way to summer camp?!
VOICE (O.S.)
Waa Wa Wa.
CHARLIE BROWN
So the bus hasn’t left school yet!
VOICE (O.S.)
Waa Wa.
CHARLIE BROWN
But it’s about to leave.
VOICE (O.S.)
Waa!
Charlie Brown turns and runs down the path. He slams on the
breaks and turns around.
CHARLIE BROWN
Oh, and by the way, it was a
pleasure to meet you, ma’am. Bye!
VOICE (O.S.)
Waa Waa Waa.
Frieda, Violet and Patty play jump rope. Charlie Brown tries
to run through them.
FRIEDA/PATTY/VIOLET
Charlie Brown!
VIOLET
You blockhead!
Charlie Brown works his way towards the game booths to get to
the Little Red-Haired Girl.
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Wooo! Alright!
Charlie Brown jumps out of his train car and runs past the
moving train. He continues to run through the extravaganza.
He doesn’t know which way to go. He decides which way to go
and runs off in that direction.
Charlie Brown spots the BUSSES that are still parked at the
school. They have not left for summer camp. Charlie Brown
is relieved that there is still time.
Charlie Brown moves into the HALL OF MIRRORS. He’s lost and
frustrated, unable to find the exit.
CHARLIE BROWN
How do I get out of here?
Charlie Brown finds his way out of the mirrors and makes his
way to the exit.
CHARLIE BROWN
The whole world seems to be
conspiring against me.
The wind kicks up. As the kite begins to take flight, THE
KITE STRING WRAPS AROUND HIS LEG. Charlie Brown becomes
frustrated as the kite wraps around his leg.
The kite takes Charlie Brown closer and closer to the wall of
kids at the ice cream truck. Right as they reach the kids,
the kite LIFTS HIGHER INTO THE AIR, lifting Charlie Brown
over their heads.
KIDS
Hey look it’s Charlie Brown!
She then sees the Kite cross the screen. It looks like he is
FLYING HIS KITE.
LUCY
Charlie Brown is flying a kite?
LUCY (CONT’D)
Charlie Brown is flying a kite!
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Wow! Chuck’s got a kite in the
air!
MARCIE
Way to go, Charles!
A PARADE of kids makes their way down the street. They see
Charlie Brown and his kite. The parade leader is surprised
by this, he alters his route towards Charlie Brown.
FRANKLIN
Charlie Brown is really doing it!
He’s flying a kite!
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The crowd of kids pass nearby. Snoopy leaps off his doghouse
and runs off-screen, joining the crowd.
We see the crest of a hill. Charlie Brown comes up, over the
hill, into the air. The Kite is next. There is a small
beat. We then see the entire SWARM OF KIDS behind him run
over the hill.
A row of kids board the bus for SUMMER CAMP. They all have
their little duffle bags on their shoulders.
CHARLIE BROWN
You remembered my name?
CHARLIE BROWN
Before you leave there’s something
I really need to know... Why, out
of all the kids in our class would
you want to be partners with me?
CHARLIE BROWN
An insecure, wishy-washy failure?
CHARLIE BROWN
Wait.
She smiles then boards the bus. A second later she pops back
out.
The doors close and off it goes. She sits in the back of the
bus and looks out the back window as it drives away.
Charlie Brown watches the bus round the corner. His back is
to the kids and they are not sure how he is feeling after all
of this.
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PATTY
(to Violet)
Is he okay?
KIDS
Aww!
LINUS
It must feel pretty great being
Charlie Brown right about now.
PIGPEN
You did it!
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Nice job, Chuck!
MARCIE
Good job, Charles.
SALLY (O.S.)
Hey big brother!
SALLY (CONT’D)
I’m proud to be your little sister.
LUCY (O.S.)
Outta my way!
KIDS
Uh oh.
Lucy steps forward, through the kids, and comes face to face
with Charlie Brown.
LUCY
I really need to tell you something
you blockhead.
For a moment, it looks like she may be crabby, but her face
turns to a smile.
LUCY (CONT’D)
You’re still full of surprises.
(beat)
Good Ol’ Charlie Brown.
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The kids smile and lift Charlie Brown into the air. We
freeze on this classic image.
FADE TO BLACK.
OVER BLACK
LUCY (O.S.)
Charlie Browwwwnnnnnnnn.
LUCY
Oh, Charlie Browwwwwn. I’ll hold
the football and you kick it.
CHARLIE BROWN
You say you’ll hold it, but what
you really mean is you’ll pull it
away, and I’ll land on my back, and
I’ll kill myself.
LUCY
But I feel I have really come to
know you. I now understand that
you are kind, compassionate, brave,
and funny. No one would pull a
football away from a person with
all those qualities.
CHARLIE BROWN
(to himself)
She’s right. I would never pull
the ball away from someone with all
those qualities.
LUCY (O.S.)
And gullible. I forgot to mention
gullible.
BLACK
MARCIE
A round of root beers for our hero,
The Flying Ace.
ZOOM!
The Red Baron dives down low and buzzes the table. They are
all covered in foam.
Snoopy jumps up onto the table, waving his fist in the air,
CURSE YOU, RED BARON!
BLACK
CUT TO BLACK.