Batman Script by Sam Hamm
Batman Script by Sam Hamm
BATMAN
Screenplay by
Sam Hamm
Bob Kane
FIRST DRAFT
FADE IN:
Amid the chrome and glass sits a dark and ornate Gothic
anomaly: old City Cathedral, once grand, now abandoned --
long since boarded up and scheduled for demolition.
On the rooftop far above us, STONE GARGOYLES gaze down from
their shadowy, windswept perches, keeping monstrous watch
over the distant streets below, sightless guardians of the
Gotham night.
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The pulsing heart of downtown Gotham, a neon nightmare of
big-city corruption, almost surreal in its oppressiveness.
Hookers wave to drug dealers. Street hustlers slap high-
fives with three-card monte dealers. They all seem to know
each other... with one conspicuous exception:
MOM
For God's sake, Harold, can we
please just get a taxi??
DAD
I'm trying to get a --
(shouting)
TAXI!!
JIMMY
We're going the wrong way.
DAD
Put that away. We'll look like
tourists.
DAD (cont.)
We'll never get a cab here. Let's
cut over to Seventh.
JIMMY
Seventh is that way.
DAD
I know where we are!
VOICE
Hey, mister. Gimme a dollar?
MOM, DAD, and JIMMY pause for the merest of seconds, then
move on -- pretending not to hear.
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DERELICT
Mister. How about it. One dollar?
(standing up)
One dollar, man. Are you deaf?
Are you deaf? -- Do you speak
English??
They pick up their pace. They don't see the SHADOWY FIGURE
in the alleyway. They don't see the GUN until a gloved hand
brings it down, butt-first, across the back of DAD's neck.
STREET PUNK
Do the kid a favor, lady. Don't
scream.
The two PUNKS watch them break into a run -- then chuckle,
slap hands, race off in the opposite direction.
Six stories up. The PUNKS -- NICK and EDDIE -- hunker down
on the tar-and-gravel roof, sizing up their take.
NICK
(emptying the wallet)
All right. The Gold Card.
(tossing the credit card
in EDDIE's face)
Don't leave home without it.
EDDIE
Let's beat it, man. I don't like
being up here.
NICK
What, scared of heights?
EDDIE
I dunno, man. After what happened to
Johnny Gobs --
NICK
Look, Johnny Gobs got ripped and
walked off a roof, all right? No big
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loss.
EDDIE
That ain't what I heard. That ain't
what I heard at all.
(beat)
I heard the bat got him.
NICK
Gimme a break, will you? Shut up...
EDDIE
Five stories, straight down. There
was no blood in the body.
NICK
No shit. It was all over the
pavement.
EDDIE
There was no blood, man.
(beat)
My brother says... all the bad things
you done... they come back and
haunt you...
NICK
Listen to this. How old are you?
There ain't no bat.
EDDIE
My brother's a priest, man.
NICK
No wonder you're such a chickenshit.
Now shut up.
(conclusively)
There ain't no bat.
EDDIE
You shouldn'ta turned the gun on
that kid, man. You shouldn'ta --
NICK
Do you want this money or don't
you? Now shut up! Shut up --
NICK drops to the gravel, gropes for the gun, brings it up.
NICK FIRES TWICE. TWO CLEAN HITS. The strange black figure
is knocked bodily to the roof.
NICK (cont.)
I'm gettin' outta here.
... and NICK sees THE HUMAN BAT, BACK ON ITS FEET,
NIGHTMARISH, UNDEAD, MOVING SLOWLY AND INEVITABLY CLOSER.
-- AND SENDS HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. EDDIE slams into a
brick chimney and slumps to the roof unconscious, a broken,
weightless puppet.
NICK (cont.)
Don't kill me... don't kill me...
BATMAN
I won't kill you. I want you to do
me a favor.
NICK looks down. Far, far below, CARS wink silently past.
BATMAN (cont.)
Tell your friends. Tell all your
friends.
BATMAN
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DENT
... it is no longer enough to go
after the small-time punks and petty
criminals who infest the streets of
Gotham City. Crime and corruption
must be attacked at the root!
ANGLE ON DENT
DENT
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If elected, my first act as district
attorney will be to return an
indictment against Boss Carl
Grissom!
CUT TO:
DENT
(on the TV screen)
Together we can make Gotham city a
safe place for decent people to live
and work and play.
JACK NAPIER
Decent people shouldn't live here.
They'd be much happier someplace
else.
ALICIA
Anything new?
JACK
The usual gas. If this clown could
lay a hand on Grissom... I would've
had to kill him by now.
ALICIA
If Grissom knew about us... he
might kill you.
JACK
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Don't think so, angel. I'm too
valuable. That's the way I've
planned it.
(pause)
And besides, he doesn't know.
JACK checks his watch, reaches for his topcoat, and stands
in front of the vanity. He runs a hand through sculpted
hair, checks out his Albert Nipon ensemble.
ALICIA
You look just fine, Jack.
JACK
... I didn't ask.
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MEDIC
That one there won't say a word. The
other one's raving his head off.
ECKHARDT
Variety, huh? The spice of life.
PATROLMAN
They found him hugging a drainpipe.
He was scared to come off the roof.
KNOX
Great, but tell me: is this another
you-know-what? 'Cause if so, it's
the third one this week.
PATROLMAN
(testily)
I dunno. What's "what"?
KNOX
Good answer. I'm gonna put you in
for a commendation.
ECKHARDT
Oh Christ, it's Knox.
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KNOX
Hiya, gents. This anything I should
know about?
ECKHARDT
Nothing out of the routine.
NICK
A bat, I tell you, a giant bat!
He wanted me to do him a favor...!
KNOX
No offense, boys, but these guys are
seeing something up there.
ECKHARDT
No comment. Print what you like.
KNOX
Come on. One question. Is there a
six-foot bat in Gotham City?
KNOX (cont.)
If so, is he on the police payroll?
If so, what's he pulling down after
taxes?
JACK
You didn't show up.
ECKHARDT
We had another bat sighting.
JACK
I'm sure that was vitally important.
Listen: things are heating up.
Someone is leaking information to
Harvey Dent.
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ECKHARDT
I'm doing the best I can. If it's a
problem --
JACK
Eckhardt... our problems are your
problems.
ECKHARDT
I'll work on it.
JACK
Very nice, Lieutenant. But a little
ostentatious on a cop's salary,
don't you think?
ECKHARDT
(knocking his hands away)
I answer to Grissom, punk. Not to
you.
JACK
You're a smart boy, Eckhardt. You
should be thinking about the future.
ECKHARDT
Ambition.
(nodding his head)
Forget it, Jack. You'll never run
that organization.
JACK
And why's that?
ECKHARDT
You're a psycho, friend. You're an
A-one crazy boy and Grissom knows
it.
JACK lashes out and BACKHANDS ECKHARDT across the face. The
fat cop, stunned, turns bright red and CHARGES JACK.
JACK
Here. Use mine.
JACK (cont.)
It's all right, boys. Lt. Eckhardt
here is a good cop. A real good cop.
(pause; smiling)
Inexpensive.
DISSOLVE TO:
KNOX
What have you got for me, Jerry?
KNOX (cont.)
Nice, but... maybe a little more gore
on the fangs, huh?
COLLEAGUE
Hey Knox, you got a visitor.
KNOX
I'm real busy, Clark. Be a pal and
dust him, okay?
COLLEAGUE
This one you might want to dust
yourself.
KNOX
... Vicki Vale.
The hat tips back. VICKI VALE, her face framed by a shock
of bright red hair, flashes a dazzling smile. She pulls
KNOX over for a quick smooch and laughs.
VICKI
How'd you know it was me?
KNOX
Honey -- I would know any randomly
selected square inch of Vicki
Vale.
(grinning)
If I had a good enough hint.
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He points at the oversized CAMERA BAG on his desk. It bears
the monogram "V.V." VICKI catches on, makes a face at him.
KNOX (cont.)
Where the hell have you been?
VICKI
A nice, restful vacation.
She reaches into the camera bag and pulls out a stack of
glossy 8x10's: COMBAT PHOTOS from some unspecified war-torn
corner of the world. KNOX leafs though them, impressed.
KNOX
God, a girl could get hurt doing
this.
VICKI
I do get hurt.
KNOX
Got any more of those?
VICKI
Nothing I'm at liberty to reveal
here. What's new and hot in Gotham
City?
KNOX
It's too good, Vick. We got a six-
foot bat that swoops out of the
night and preys on evildoers.
VICKI
(laughing)
Evildoers, huh? Big or small?
KNOX
Small so far. I mean -- they don't
allow bats in boardrooms, do they.
VICKI
Speaking of which... I hear the
notorious Bruce Wayne is throwing a
big do for the Harvey Dent campaign.
KNOX
Yeah. Hottest ticket in town. Every
law'n'order freak in the city's
gonna be there.
KNOX (cont.)
Wa-a-it. Vicki. You're not saying --
She reaches back into her camera bag and hands over an
INVITATION. KNOX is all but panting with excitement.
KNOX (cont.)
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Aw, Vicki. Vicki!
(apprehensively)
Got a date?
She flutters her great big eyelashes, shakes her head no.
KNOX grabs her face and plants a kiss on her forehead,
nearly knocking her out of the swivel chair.
KNOX (cont.)
Vicki, baby, I love you, I've always
loved you. Will you marry me?
VICKI
(straightening her clothes)
No.
KNOX
Well, I'm starving. Will you at
least buy me a hamburger?
VICKI
Yes, but please -- be gentle.
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GRISSOM
Nine points ahead in the new poll. I
don't like the way this is shaping
up.
JACK
We can always pop him. -- Or pop
someone close to him.
LIEUTENANT
Let's feed him to the bat.
GRISSOM
He's going after our front
companies. Specifically Ace
Chemical. Which would tie us
in with Councilman Kane, Senator
Miller... on up the line.
(pause)
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We have to clean out our files
before the subpoena comes down.
LIEUTENANT
How do we go? The usual fire?
GRISSOM
I'm thinking break-in. Trash the
office, remove the relevant
documents...
JACK
"Industrial espionage."
GRISSOM
That's right. And Jack --
(pause)
I'd like you to handle this
operation personally.
JACK has just turned up the third ace off the top of the
deck. His hand freezes in midair.
JACK
... Me?
GRISSOM
Hello, sweetheart. I wonder if you'd
mind waiting in the other room.
JACK
Why do you need me to handle a
simple break-in?
GRISSOM
(emphatically)
Because I want someone I can
trust.
GRISSOM (cont.)
We'll work out the details later.
But it's got to be soon. -- All
right, that's all for now.
GRISSOM (cont.)
You don't mind, do you Jack? It's an
important job. I can't trust it to
somebody who'll screw up.
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JACK
I understand.
GRISSOM
(smiling)
Jack. Don't forget your lucky deck.
JACK pockets the deck and leaves. GRISSOM sits behind the
big desk and GRINS WOLFISHLY.
GRISSOM (cont.)
My friend, your luck is just about
to change.
GRISSOM (cont.)
Get me Lieutenant Eckhardt.
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KNOX
How high up would you say that is?
ALFRED
I'd say about thirty feet, sir.
KNOX
You know, if you cut your bathroom
in half, you'd have my apartment.
ALFRED
Which bathroom is that, air?
KNOX
The small one.
KNOX (cont.)
Man, I feel like Robin Leach. You
actually know all these people?
VICKI
Some. I am a rich bitch, remember.
(pause)
I'm quoting.
KNOX winces at the reminder. She smiles and takes his arm.
KNOX
Yeah, I guess we move in different
circles. -- Though I did meet a
one-eyed pimp last week.
Snake eyes. Crapped out. GORDON passes the dice as KNOX and
VICKI wander up alongside him.
KNOX
Commissioner Gordon! What do you
hear from our pointy-eared friend?
KNOX puts his hands up behind his head and wiggles his
fingers -- like little bat ears. GORDON groans.
GORDON
Knox, for the ninth time, and you
can quote me -- there is no bat.
KNOX
Aww, Commissioner. There's gotta be
one honest cop in Gotham city.
DENT
How's your luck, Jim?
KNOX
Mr. Dent. What's your stand on
winged vigilantes?
DENT
Mr. Knox, I think we have enough
real problems in this city without
worrying about ghosts and goblins
and Halloween characters.
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A NEON SIGN reads: "ACE CHEMICAL. FOR A MODERN TOMORROW."
From the SIGN we pan over to a METAL SLUICE GATE -- dumping
TONS of CHURNING TOXIC SLUDGE into Gotham's East River.
CUT TO:
KNOX
My question is, where does one man
get all this junk.
VICKI
All over the world. They say he
spends most of the year overseas --
until recently, anyway.
KNOX
Holy shit...
KNOX (cont.)
... We found the arsenal.
KNOX (cont.)
This guy has just gotten
interesting. What else do you know?
VICKI
Just what I've heard. Rich.
Reclusive. Old money and lots of it.
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KNOX
Likes to kill?
VICKI
(smiling)
Women find him magnetic.
KNOX
I bet they like him for his big
charity balls.
VICKI
That, and the sweet smell of two
hundred million bucks.
KNOX
Well, you know me. The more they've
got, the less they're worth.
(scanning the room)
This guy must be the most worthless
man in America.
BRUCE WAYNE
You disappoint me. Why not the
world?
KNOX turns. We get our first good look at the smiling face
of BRUCE WAYNE: 32, tall, athletic, impeccably mannered...
and intensely handsome.
KNOX
I assume in my usual charming manner
I've just insulted the host.
(extending a hand)
Alexander Knox.
BRUCE
Bruce Wayne. -- I've read your work.
I quite like it.
KNOX
Great. Give me a grant.
BRUCE
I might consider it if you introduce
me to Miss Vale.
KNOX
"This is Miss Vale." -- That felt
redundant.
BRUCE
(to VICKI)
You're just back from Corto Maltese.
I saw your combat photos. Quite a
departure for you.
VICKI
That's intriguing. They haven't been
published yet.
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BRUCE
... You have an extraordinary eye.
KNOX
Some people think she has two.
VICKI
Don't mind my friend. He's a little
nervous tonight.
VICKI (cont.)
This is an amazing house. I'd love
to shoot it sometime.
BRUCE
I don't... seek publicity. -- Will
you be staying in Gotham for a
while?
VICKI
As far as I know.
BRUCE
Good. Then with any luck we'll run
into each other.
ALFRED
Excuse me, sir. Commissioner Gordon
was compelled to leave -- very
unexpectedly. He asked me to convey
his regrets.
BRUCE
Thank you, Alfred.
(to VICKI)
I hope you'll excuse me. It was a
great pleasure meeting you.
(to KNOX)
And you.
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KNOX
I know the rich are different, but
that guy is real different.
KNOX (cont.)
Hello? Vicki?
VICKI
Oh. Sorry. I was thinking.
KNOX
What were you thinking?
VICKI
Yum, yum.
KNOX
Well, he must like the way he
looks. He's got a mirror in every
room.
VICKI
I get it. Bruce Vain.
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PATROLMAN
... anonymous tip. Tonight. The Ace
Chemical Company.
GORDON
(obviously agitated)
Good Lord, it we could put our hands
on Jack Napier... Why wasn't I told
about this? Who's in charge of
the --
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PATROLMAN
Lt. Eckhardt, sir.
GORDON
Eckhardt. Oh my God...
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ECKHARDT
Shoot to kill.
SAFECRACKER
... Empty.
HOOD I
Just like the file cabinets.
HOOD II
I don't get it. If this place is
cleaned out already, what do we need
five men?
JACK shakes his head. His boys are antsy, ready to mutiny.
By now it's depressingly obvious: they've been set up.
ECKHARDT
What are you trying to do, blow the
collar?
GORDON
(to SWAT TEAM)
You men are dismissed. We'll take
over from here.
(to UNIFORMED COPS)
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Any man who opens fire on Jack
Napier... will answer to me.
GORDON (cont.)
You. Stick around.
JACK and his HOODS ducking out of the office. It's two
stories above the refinery floor, accessible by a network
of steel ladders and CATWALKS running between the walls.
COP
Freeze!
One hood goes into a crouch and OPENS FIRE. Half of his
colleagues dive back into the office, looking for a rear
exit. The others take off across the CATWALKS.
ANGLE ON GORDON
ECKHARDT
(snidely)
Nice work, Commissioner.
GORDON
I'm in charge here. Not Carl
Grissom.
ANGLE ON JACK
ANGLE ON CATWALKS
ANGLE ON COPS
COP
LOOK!
GORDON
My God... it's him.
ANGLE ON CATWALK
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No go. He turns. Behind him, other cops -- the inside team
-- are rushing at him in full riot gear. JACK ducks behind
a forklift and darts into the adjacent room.
COPS RIGHT BEHIND HIM. JACK can't resist taking one last
pot-shot at a FIFTH CHEMICAL TANK.
BATMAN leaps off the catwalk and swings down toward him!
His foot catches a THIRTY-FOOT ROLL of plastic, six feet in
diameter, one of several standing upright on the floor. The
plastic roll DROPS into JACK's path, BLOCKING HIS EXIT.
VOICE
HOLD IT!
HOOD V
Let him go or I'll do it.
All action stops. BATMAN doesn't move. The COPS don't move.
HOOD V stands there sweating, his gun hand shaking as he
waits for JACK to climb safely out of shooting range.
ANGLE ON JACK
The HOOD, one arm around GORDON. With his gun at the
Commissioner's temple, he backs slowly toward the door.
HOOD V
Nobody makes a move. We go out
clean.
JACK'S VOICE
ECKHARDT!!
GORDON
NO!!
GORDON (cont.)
Goddammit, we had him. We --
GORDON (cont.)
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Hold it right there, Mister.
COP
LOOK!
The COPS are firing wildly into the smoke. But it's too
late. At the end of a cord, THE BLACK MAJESTIC FIGURE OF
THE BATMAN whips upward, rising out of the smoke like an
avenging angel -- and DISAPPEARING into the shadowy
heights, safely out of range.
GORDON
HOLD YOUR FIRE!
COP
... Who is this guy?
GORDON
I don't know, but he's one hell of a
showman.
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KNOX
Commissioner. Do us both a favor.
Don't tell me some lie you'll have
to retract later.
KNOX (cont.)
Vick! Looks like our friend the bat
is getting ambitious. -- Why the
dopey grin?
VICKI
Guess who's got a date with Bruce
Wayne.
KNOX
Bruce Wayne? Date? He called you up
and asked you for a date?... Shit.
(shouting)
HEY MIRANDA! C'MERE!
(to VICKI)
I want you to pay close attention to
this. Miranda -- tell my friend here
what you told me about Bruce Wayne.
MIRANDA
You mean Mister One-Nighter?
KNOX
Yeah. "Mister One-Nighter."
(to VICKI)
Because that's the average length of
his relationships with women.
MIRANDA
The current record is almost two
weeks. That cover girl -- what's her
name? You must've shot her, Vicki --
KNOX
Tell her about the peanuts.
VICKI
Peanuts?
KNOX
Yeah. Peanuts. Which is how he goes
through women.
MIRANDA
Like Planter's Peanuts.
VICKI
Plain or roasted?
(standing up)
Alex, I'm very flattered that you've
gone out and done all this research.
KNOX
Why?
(blushing suddenly)
Aw, come on, Vicki, I'm a reporter.
I'm curious. I do this for a living.
-- What'd you tell him?
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VICKI
I told him yes.
KNOX fumes. VICKI shakes her head and laughs. She takes
KNOX's face in her hands, plants a kiss on his forehead.
VICKI (cont.)
You're awfully sweet to be
concerned, but it's really not
necessary. I'll call you, okay?
KNOX
... What was that?
MIRANDA
That was one of the most gracious
fuck-yous it's ever been my pleasure
to watch. -- What a nice girl.
KNOX
Miranda, I'm busy. Go be productive.
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VICKI
Do you sail?
BRUCE
Too much work. I'm not really the
physical type. -- Thank you, Alfred.
VICKI
You do a very convincing imitation.
(sipping her drink)
Mm, this is tasty. What's yours?
VICKI (cont.)
... Ginger ale?
BRUCE
Two drinks and I start swinging from
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the rooftops.
(beat)
Tell me, Vicki. There's something
I'm very curious about. What took
you down to Corto Maltese?
VICKI
... I guess I needed a change.
BRUCE
You were one of the most successful
magazine photographers in the city.
Everyone wanted you.
VICKI
Have you ever been to Corto Maltese?
BRUCE
Not since the shooting started.
VICKI
We went there once when I was
little. I played on the beach. And
at nights -- they had a band -- I
danced with my father on the hotel
patio.
(shrugging)
That was Corto Maltese. When the war
broke out I had to go back. And I
promised myself that this time... I
wouldn't look away.
BRUCE
What did you see?
VICKI
... Terror.
BRUCE
There's terror everywhere. Some
types are just more -- familiar
than others.
VICKI
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to -- I
know it all seems a million miles
away, out here on the water, with
all this --
BRUCE
Insulation?
VICKI
Bruce, really, when I say these
things I don't mean to criticize
you.
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BRUCE
I think you see things very clearly.
VICKI
I'm happy to talk about something
else. I don't want to be depressing.
BRUCE
(smiling)
Do you assume that if I know you
better I won't like you as much?
VICKI
I'm sorry, Bruce, I have to ask. Are
you like this with the other women
you know? -- Because I just can't
seem to get a handle on this
conversation.
BRUCE
(taking her hand)
Vicki, if I say anything cryptic, or...
ambiguous, I think you should put
the most flattering possible
interpretation on it. Because even
if it doesn't sound that way...
that's how I'll mean it.
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She scans the crowd, finds her counterpart (DONNA #2) some
rows back, on the arm of a bald bigwig. DONNA #2 is wearing
a similar sour expression, staring up at the same box.
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ANGLE ON CROWD - DONNA #3
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VICKI
-- but it's not fair. I'm half
drunk and you're not even --
BRUCE
Would you like me to take you home?
VICKI
God. You would.
(sidling up to him)
Come on, Bruce. I just want to get
two drinks in you. As an
experiment.
BRUCE
Maybe we should just kiss.
VICKI
... We could try that.
WIDER ANGLE
DOCTOR
Well, Mr. Napier, let's see how we
did.
JACK (V.O.)
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Mirror.
JACK (V.O.)
Mirror.
ANGLE ON DOCTOR
DOCTOR
You understand the facial muscles
were completely severed --
DOCTOR (cont.)
-- you can see what I have to work
with here --
DOCTOR (cont.)
I'm sure that with proper recon--
recon-- reconstructive surgery --
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KID
Nice hair, dude!
GRISSOM (O.S.)
That you, sugar bumps?
GRISSOM (cont.)
Who the hell are you?
JACK
It's me. "Sugar Bumps."
GRISSOM
(recognizing his voice)
Jack?
(advancing cautiously)
Thank God. I can't believe it's you.
I heard you'd been --
JACK
(standing up)
Is that what you "heard"?
JACK (cont.)
YOU SET ME UP!
(beat)
Over a girl. You must be insane!
JACK (cont.)
Keep your hands on the desk.
GRISSOM
Sooner or later you would've tried
to take me, Jack. You may get me
now, but your life won't be worth a
dime.
JACK
I've died once already. It wasn't so
bad. -- In fact I recommend it.
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GRISSOM is beginning to panic now. It's obvious that JACK
is utterly, hopelessly deranged.
GRISSOM
Jack, listen -- we'll cut a deal --
JACK
JACK? JACK? DO I LOOK LIKE A JACK??
And now, for the first time, he flings away the hat. RIPS
THE MUFFLER from his face. And -- as GRISSOM gasps in shock
-- STANDS REVEALED in his full horrendous glory.
JACK (cont.)
I'm not a Jack any more.
(pause; cackling)
You made me a Joker!
GRISSOM
Jack -- I'm warning you. WIPE THAT
LUNATIC GRIN OFF YOUR FACE.
JACK
HA! That's the best part. I CAN'T!!
And with that JACK pulls the trigger. And fires. And fires
again until the CLIP IS EMPTY.
The room is still dark. JACK -- or, as we'll know him from
this moment on, THE JOKER -- sits in GRISSOM's swivel
chair, staring out at the moon-drenched skyline.
JOKER
What a view. Our little city. It
always brings a smile to my face.
JOKER (cont.)
Guess it's my little city now.
Wonder what it'll look like when I
get done with it.
(pause)
I bet it'll be something real fine.
Real fine and pretty.
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DISSOLVE T0:
The sun is just up, and VICKI finds herself alone in bed. A
SOFT, OFF-KEY BARITONE VOICE drifts out of the adjacent
bathroom: BRUCE in the shower, singing "Honeysuckle Rose."
She breaks into a huge smile and climbs out of bed. Somehow
she's wound up wearing BRUCE's ribbed formal shirt.
VICKI
I didn't mean to scare you. I just
had to come in here and see it that
was really you singing.
VICKI (cont.)
(singing)
"Don't buy sugar -- you just have to
touch my cup." Come on. "You're my
sugar --"
(no response from BRUCE)
Bruce, you are such a case.
BRUCE
I don't sing very well.
VICKI
Then there's one thing in the world
you don't do very well. And I know
what it is. -- Now you'll have to
kill me.
VICKI (cont.)
Poor thing. You should stay off that
horse.
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KNOX
(disgusted)
...Peanut.
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COPY BOY
Here's that morgue file you wanted.
KNOX
Come on. Gimme some dirt!
KNOX (cont.)
... Why don't you like your picture
taken?
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DOORMAN
Miss Hunt!
(smiling)
No need to sneak in. The rent's been
taken care of.
ALICIA
... The rent? Paid?
VOICE
Honey -- I'm home!
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Sitting cross-legged in an easy chair, a twisted grin on
his loathesome face, is THE JOKER. He's in a smoking jacket
and slippers, reading the paper, a dry martini at his side.
JOKER (O.S.)
So that's how it is, gents. Until
Grissom decides it's safe to come up
for air... I'm running the show.
GANG BOSS
So why don't we hear this from
Grissom?
RACKETEER
I got something I'd like to know.
How come you're wearing that stupid
smirk?
JOKER
'Cause I got an army, chum. And I
got Grissom's army. And this city
is mine.
ROTELLI
I don't like taking orders, from
Grissom. And I especially don't like
taking orders from Grissom's goon.
JOKER
I've considered that possibility.
ROTELLI
And what happens if we say no?
JOKER
(chuckling)
Nobody wants a war, Carmine. If we
can't do business, we shake hands
and part friends.
ROTELLI
That's it?
JOKER
That's it.
JOKER (cont.)
Looks like Carmine got a little hot
under the collar.
CRIMELORD
... You're insane!
JOKER
That's what they said about Lee
Iacocca. Now GET OUT OF HERE. -- And
THINK IT OVER!
JOKER (cont.)
Heck, they're not such bad guys. I
say we give 'em a couple of days to
come around.
(thoughtful pause)
We-e-ll... maybe one day.
(then, casually)
Aaah, screw it. Let's grease 'em.
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THE CLOWN reaches into his cart for a RED METAL TANK. But,
as we quickly find out, it's not a helium tank -- it's a
FLAMETHROWER.
VICKI
... To tell you the truth, I'd just
about given up waiting.
BRUCE
I said I'd call you the minute I got
free. And I did. -- And here we are.
VICKI
(teasing him)
Hm hmm. Lunch. Not even dinner.
BRUCE
Vicki. Do you want the whole truth?
All coyness aside?
(long pause)
I wish I had more time to give you.
Every day I don't see you, I miss
you.
(beat)
Now. Are you going to waste this
lovely afternoon being all mad at
me?
VICKI
Okay, I'm a sucker. You sound so
much like someone I used to...
(stopping suddenly)
Bruce? I know this is silly, but --
you're not married, are you?
VICKI
All street mimes should be executed.
BRUCE
... Looks like a convention.
VICKI turns to BRUCE. Before she can get his name out, he's
HOISTED HER BODILY and THROWN HER behind a marble fountain.
SERIES OF SHOTS
ANGLE ON BRUCE
his back arched, his mouth agape, his face drained of blood
as the sounds of carnage echo through the plaza. It's
almost as if the bullets are striking him.
VICKI
BRUCE!!
BRUCE
Oh my God... are you all right?
ANCHORWOMAN
... live from Halliday Plaza, where a
gangland-style execution claimed the
life of racketeer Philly Ricorso.
Ricorso's death is the third in a
rash of underworld killings...
ANCHORWOMAN (cont.)
Commissioner, you've heard the
rumors. Are these murders the work
of the mysterious 'Batman'?
A PIERCING CACKLE fills the air. CAMERA PULLS BACK from the
TV, placing us in the JOKER's boardroom. Behind the big
desk he SWIVELS INTO VIEW, phone in hand.
JOKER
All reet! I think it's about time
we called another meeting, huh?
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ALFRED
I'm sorry, Miss Vale. I've given him
your messages. That's all I can do.
VICKI
Please tell him... I'm not trying to
make his life difficult. I'd just --
I'd just like to know what's going
on.
A KNOCK at the door as VICKI hangs up. She goes to open it,
finds KNOX -- wearing a big, cheshire-cat smile.
KNOX
Hiya, peanut. I got something I'd
like you to see.
KNOX
Okay, here we go. Check it out.
VICKI
Oh my God... I've seen this picture.
KNOX
I guess so. Pulitzer Prize, 1963.
VICKI
His face. Allie, look at his face.
KNOX
Yep. He watched the whole thing
happen. -- Recognize the beat cop?
Jim Gordon.
VICKI
Oh, Bruce...
KNOX
Something like this -- what do you
suppose this could drive a guy to?
VICKI
Alexander, you are on drugs.
KNOX
He walks out on his own party. Half
an hour later, the Caped Crusader
turns up in full bat-drag.
(beat)
Sees an execution, freaks out in an
alleyway. No place to change.
(smiling)
Yeah, Vicki, he's "married" all
right.
VICKI
You're pissing me off, Allie. I know
exactly why you're doing this.
KNOX
(leaning forward)
Oh? Why is that, Vicki?
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VICKI wilts under the challenge. She holds her silence for
a second, then changes the subject.
VICKI
He's best friends with Jim Gordon
and Harvey Dent. They would know.
KNOX
... Okay, Vicki, I have a confession
to make. I'm the Batman.
KNOX (cont.)
Don't believe me? Why not?
VICKI
Alexander... I know you.
KNOX
Right. And they know him. And
that's why it would never occur to
them for a minute that their old
buddy Bruce puts on a cape at night
and goes out looking for --
VICKI
This is pointless. I'm leaving.
KNOX
(grabbing her arm)
Your little chum is out of his mind.
(relaxing his grip)
Next time you call him up and he
can't go out Friday night -- think
it over.
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The PHONE RINGS. The JOKER -- who has been sitting on the
floor by the cityscape -- POPS INTO FRAME and picks it up.
JOKER
How's that first shipment coming?
VOICE ON PHONE
Right on schedule. Oh, we got that
address for you -- 79 East End,
#12-C.
JOKER
Mmm. How'd you find it?
VOICE ON PHONE
Called her agent.
CLAIRE
... of course, after Corto Maltese,
this must all seem pretty tame.
VICKI
Not to me. I need a job.
CLAIRE
Now Vicki. Everyone knows you've
got your hooks in Bruce Wayne.
VICKI
Then "everyone" must know something
I don't.
CLAIRE
(cattily)
Oh. Really. Well. -- Come on,
dear, Tony's dying to see you.
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TONY
Yes, ladies, smiles, show me
those smiles, fabulous, tropical
smiles, think Tahiti, I want to
see teeth, yes, those glorious
teeth --
TONY (cont.)
My God no, don't stop now, those
smiles, I need those smiles --
TONY (cont.)
Yes! Oh baby, YES! That's --
(beat)
No! Too far, too far! Pull back,
pull back!
(dropping the camera)
OH MY GOD!
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PATSY
The fashion world was stunned today
by the sudden deaths of top models
Kelly Brinkley and Christie Emberg.
Cause of death has been attributed
to a violent allergic reaction,
although authorities have not yet
ruled out the possibility of drug
use. Dave?
DAVE
In Gotham, plans continue for the
city's 300th birthday celebration.
The four-day event will conclude
with the unveiling, in Gotham
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Harbor, of the newly restored 'Lady
Gotham'...
DAVE (cont.)
This bulletin just in. Nine more
mysterious deaths at a beauty parlor
in --
DAVE (cont.)
Patsy! This is hardly the --
(his eyes widen)
PATSY!!
DAVE (cont.)
KILL THE CAMERA!! KILL THE --
DIRECTOR
WHERE'S IT COMING FROM??
TECHNICIAN
I DON'T KNOW!
JOKER
... new improved Joker brand. With
the secret ingredient... SMYLENOL!
(a sweep of the hand)
Let's go to our blind taste test.
JOKER (cont.)
Ooh. He's tense. Irritable. Out of
sorts.
(wagging a finger)
He's been using Brand X! But with
new improved Joker brand...
JOKER (cont.)
... it's a SMILE EVERY TIME!!
JOKER (cont.)
-- and the world smiles with you!
Irresistable -- oh-so-kissable --
SERIES OF SHOTS
JOKER
I know what you're saying. Where can
I buy these fine, fine products?
Well, that's the gag, folks, you
never know. Chances are... you've
bought 'em already!!!
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On the floor she sees AN OVERTURNED SHAMPOO BOTTLE.
Then: her HUSBAND, slumped down in the tub, a lethal
GRIN on his face. She lets out a SHRIEK.
ALFRED
... Sir!
JOKER
Baby's got a tummyache? Here's
something that'll fix him quick!
JOKER (cont.)
Now on your grocer's shelf. So
remember -- use Joker brand -- and
put on a happy face!!
SERIES OF SHOTS
ANCHORWOMAN
... sixteen new deaths, with no clues
as to the Joker's identity or
demands. The list at potentially
lethal products now includes:
perfume -- mascara -- cold cream --
ANCHORMAN
Men's cologne toothpaste mouthwash
-- underarm deodorant --
ANCHORWOMAN
Hair spray -- eyebrow pencil --
moisturizing cream --
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VOICE
She's outside the Fluegelheim.
ALICIA
Jack? Who was that?
JOKER
Get dressed. We're going out.
VICKI
I'm meeting Mr. Wayne. Is he here?
MAITRE D'
No, but your table is ready.
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WAITER
Miss Vale, this just arrived for
you.
DEAR V. VALE,
PUT THIS ON RIGHT NOW.
VICKI hurriedly fits the gas mask over her nose and mouth.
Within seconds, she's the only one conscious in the room.
The JOKER steps up onto the ramp, examines the artwork with
an appreciative eye.
JOKER
Okay, boys, let's broaden our minds.
JOKER (cont.)
I kinda like this one. Leave it.
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INT. TEA ROOM - A MOMENT LATER - EVENING
JOKER
I think it's safe to take that off.
JOKER (cont.)
You're quite beautiful.
VICKI
... Thank you.
JOKER
Unfortunate, but I think we can work
around it.
JOKER (cont.)
You're Vicki Vale. I guess you know
who I am. -- Is this your
portfolio?
JOKER (cont.)
Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap...
Ahhh. Now here's what caught my eye.
JOKER (cont.)
The panic. The bloody skulls. The
armless screaming fellows... you
know, the atrocities.
(smirking)
Somehow, when you shoot it, it all
comes out so clean, so lovely.
JOKER (cont.)
I guess I'm just an old cornball,
but... I live for beauty. I look
around at my little city, it gets me
down.
(indicating the photos)
We don't have anything like this.
Well, it came to me that what this
city needs... is beautification. Kind
of a big makeover.
(enraptured)
Miss Vale, I finally realized that
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one man can make a difference. You
know the saying. "In his image...
created he them"?
VICKI
And you want a --
JOKER
A visual record, yes. A before-and-
after kind of thing.
(leaning closer)
This could make your reputation.
Her first impulse is to get up and run. But she fights the
impulse. She won't run... not until she gets this maniac
on film. She reaches for her camera bag.
VICKI
Maybe we should start with a
portrait of the artist. People might
like to see the face behind the
makeup.
JOKER
(momentarily puzzled)
... Behind the makeup?
JOKER (cont.)
Oh. Yes. I see what you mean.
JOKER (cont.)
Silly little TWIT -- I can't take
you ANYWHERE!
JOKER (cont.)
Well? What are you waiting for??
Now VICKI gets the point. She picks up the glass and HURLS
ITS CONTENTS in THE JOKER'S FACE.
JOKER (cont.)
You see, Miss Vale -- that was my
makeup.
(leaning forward)
What do you think?
VICKI
I've seen worse. Much worse.
JOKER
Strong stomach, huh? I like that in
a woman. -- Maybe we can do business
after all.
VOICE
Jack?
JOKER
(to VICKI)
Christ, it's my girlfriend.
(to ALICIA)
WHAT?
ALICIA
You said I could look at the
pictures before you -- before you --
JOKER
Shucks, honey, I forgot.
(rolling his eyes at
VICKI)
I'm in trouble now.
(to ALICIA)
This is business, sweetie. Why don't
you go outside and see how the boys
are coming?
VICKI can't take her eyes off this strange figure drifting
eerily through the abandoned tea room.
VICKI
(hesitantly)
... Why the mask?
JOKER
Alicia! Come here, have a seat. Show
Miss Vale why you wear the mask.
JOKER (cont.)
You see, Miss Vale, Alicia's beautiful.
One in a million. A work of art. In
fact...
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JOKER (cont.)
She makes you look sick.
VICKI
You SCUM! You SICK FILTH!... You DID
THAT to her!
JOKER
What? I improved her a little...
VICKI
I'll see you burn. I'll see you dead.
-- GET AWAY FROM ME!!
JOKER
Miss Vale, was it something I said?
(brightly)
Do you want to sniff my flower?
VICKI
NO!
She GASPS. BUMPS INTO A TABLE. ACRID BLACK SMOKE rises from
the floor where the clear liquid hit. Acid.
JOKER
Come on, Miss Vale... STOP AND SMELL
THE ROSES!!
THE BATMAN!
-- AND FIRES A METAL SPIKE into the adobe wall of the RAMP
OUTSIDE!!
JOKER (cont.)
... YOU!!
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On the end of the spike is a CORD leading to BATMAN's belt.
In the wink of an eye he's GRABBED VICKI -- DRAGGED HER OUT
OF the tea room -- and PLUNGED OVER THE RAMP WALL, FOUR
STORIES STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE ATRIUM FLOOR BELOW!!!
JOKER (cont.)
GET 'EM!! GET 'EM!!
TWO FEET ABOVE the marble floor, THE ROPE jerks them up
short -- like a bunjee cord. GUNS BLAZE as BATMAN and VICKI
drop safely to earth and MAKE FOR THE EXIT.
The doors are LOCKED. BATMAN spots the black "CLOSED" sign
on a metal stand. He HEAVES IT through the glass doors.
BATMAN
GET IN THE CAR!
VICKI
WHICH CAR?
VICKI (cont.)
... Oh.
BATMAN
Ignition!
COMPUTER
Ignition.
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Guns in hand, the JOKER'S GOONS Are stumbling out of the
Fluegelheim, hacking, coughing, blinded by smoke. They DIVE
FOR THEIR LIVES as the BATMOBILE comes barrelling out of
the alley at ninety miles an hour.
JOKER
I WANT HIM!! I WANT HIM!!
VICKI
Look! Police!
BATMAN
I called them.
VICKI
Shouldn't we --
GOON
There they are! Dead ahead!
JOKER
ALL UNITS! SOUTHBOUND ON RIVERVIEW!
SERIES OF SHOTS
VICKI
What about her? What about the girl?
BATMAN
He won't kill her.
(gritting his teeth)
GODDAMMIT!
VICKI
Can't we --
BATMAN
Too many people. Come on!
(as she scrambles out)
SHIELDS!!
COMPUTER
Shields.
GOON AT WHEEL
Are they ours?
JOKER
... I don't know. We'd better get out
of here.
(into RADIO MIKE)
Westbound on 36th. DO YOU COPY??
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INT. CAR - MOVING - THAT MOMENT
FOUR GOONS with GUNS. They spot BATMAN and VICKI coming off
the side street. GOON I, the driver, speaks into a radio:
GOON I
We got 'em!
JOKER (V.O.)
(over radio)
Take 'em! I want his head!
BATMAN and VICKI race down the sidewalk. The car is gaining
on them; and then, from behind --
Hunkered on the pavement, they watch the car glide past the
mouth of the alley. VICKI sighs in relief. BATMAN -- still
alert, his muscles tensed -- puts a restraining hand on her
arm. He looks overhead, sees a catwalk spanning the width
of the alleyway five stories up.
BATMAN
How much do you weigh?
VICKI
... A hundred and eight?
BATMAN
HANG ON!
The JOKER'S THUGS pile out of the car. The BATARANG catches
on the catwalk, and BATMAN triggers the spring-action REEL
on his utility belt -- jerking him and VICKI INTO THE AIR.
Her additional weight is too much for the reel mechanism. They're
stranded two stories up -- SITTING DUCKS.
BATMAN (cont.)
Whatever happens -- DON'T LET GO!!
In the wink of an eye he's detached the reel from his own
waist and hitched it around VICKI's belt. Before she has a
chance to protest, he LETS GO.
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VICKI rockets upward at blinding speed, shrieking all the
way. BATMAN, his cape billowing, PLUMMETS DOWNWARD.
VICKI slams up into the catwalk and BOBS on the end of the
line as BATMAN lands with a loud crash, overturning a row
of garbage cans. The GOONS are on him in a flash -- one per
limb. Random kicking and flailing. BATMAN manages to slam
two GOONS into a wall, but before he can get to his feet --
BATMAN is down for the count. The THUGS dust themselves off
and circle around his prostrate form, still wary.
The LEAD THUG holds his colleagues back, draws his gun, and
fires TWO SHOTS, point-blank, at the yellow-and-black
INSIGNE on BATMAN's chest. The body jerks.
GOON I
... No blood.
GOON II
Jesus.
GOON III
Wait a minute.
GOON IV
... What is that?
GOON III
Some kind of body armor.
GOON I
He's human after all. -- Take that
mask off.
ANGLE ON GOONS
GOON I
Well?... Who is this guy?
GOON II
I dunno. You seen him before?
GOON III
Maybe he's got some kind of I.D.
GOON IV
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Good idea. Let's check his wallet.
GOON I
We'll worry about it later. Plug
him.
(beat)
In the head.
GOON III
Goddam, it's the redhead!
ON VICKI
A chunk of ledge chips off mere inches from her head as the
GOONS OPEN FIRE. She ducks back behind the overhang, holds
the camera out over the ledge, and KEEPS ON FLASHING.
ON BRUCE
ON VICKI
ON THE THUGS
GOON II
Did you hit her?
GOON I
Who cares? Wax that freak.
ON VICKI
BATMAN
... Not even a 'thank you'?
VICKI
Well -- I think you might consider
thanking me. You were good as
dead.
BATMAN
That's because you lied about your
weight.
(a long pause)
Thank you.
VICKI NODS and tries to walk past him. He grabs her arm.
BATMAN (cont.)
I'll have to ask you for that film.
VICKI
I just wanted to distract them. I
wasn't trying to get a picture of
you.
BATMAN looks down at the camera hanging from her neck. The
telephoto lens must jut out six inches. VICKI gulps.
BATMAN
Please.
VICKI
I won't let you have it.
VICKI (cont.)
I know you can break my neck and
take it. But the Joker's on that
same roll. I --
BATMAN
The Joker is a murderer. And you
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were as good as dead. So --
VICKI
Look, I appreciate what you did for
me. But this is my job. And I'm
keeping those pictures.
BATMAN
All right, here's a compromise. I'll
develop the photos. You keep the
Jokers and I'll keep the rest.
VICKI
How do I know you won't keep them
all?
BATMAN
Because I'll take you with me.
Still cautious, though. She reaches into her bag and hands
over a roll of film. The original roll -- not the telephoto
shots, which are still stashed in her blouse.
BATMAN (cont.)
Thank you, Vicki.
VICKI
... Where are you going to take me?
... AND BREAKS A TINY CAPSULE under her nose. VICKI SLUMPS
into BATMAN's arms.
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BATMAN
Shields open.
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TWO COPS are crawling along the hood of the car. From
within they hear the tinny computerized voice:
COMPUTER
Shields open.
BATMAN (V.O.)
(over radio)
Ignition.
COMPUTER
Ignition.
COP
There's somebody in there!
BATMAN
STOP!
SIRENS BUILD. LIGHTS FLASH. The COP CARS are now visible
behind them. BATMAN floors the pedal; the Batmobile's
powerful AFTERBURNERS kick in; and the hapless cops KILL
THEIR SIRENS as BATMAN zooms off into the night at 140 mph.
DISSOLVE TO:
VICKI
... How long have I been out?
BATMAN
Quite a while. I took the scenic
route.
VICKI
(gazing around her)
Well, I've certainly enjoyed it.
What's that?
BATMAN
Garage door.
VICKI
I meant to ask you. Up on the roof
-- how did you know my name?
VICKI (cont.)
I'm serious. How did you know?
VICKI
What is this stuff? Kevlar?
BATMAN
Better. It's not on the market yet.
VICKI
It doesn't protect your head,
though.
BATMAN
That's why I wear a target on my
chest.
VICKI
How'd you find this place?
BATMAN
Stumbled across it when I was a boy.
BATMAN (cont.)
They don't come down here. They're
afraid of the lights.
VICKI
I don't like bats. Not that kind.
BATMAN
They used to terrify me. But I
forced myself to keep coming back,
and --
(smiling)
-- I guess I became the thing I
feared the most. I'll do your photos
now.
She looks up. Suspended over the bottomless pit are a pair
of GYMNAST'S RINGS. This guy is dedicated.
VICKI
Who pays for all this?
BATMAN
I have sponsors.
VICKI
The computers?
BATMAN
I'm running a check on the tainted
products. There is a pattern.
Beauty products. Personal hygiene.
VICKI
No more makeup. -- Looks like we'll
all be showing our true faces now.
BATMAN
I've tracked all the records. Every
shipment, every warehouse, every
loading dock. Nothing. No
opportunities for tampering. Somehow
the Joker is supplying tainted
ingredients... at the source.
VICKI
Wait. You can just tap into any
corporate database you want?
Anywhere?
BATMAN
Oh, no. I let the FBI do that. Then
I tap into the FBI. -- Your photos
are ready.
VICKI
You could've killed him, you know.
You could have killed the Joker.
BATMAN
I had to save you, Vicki.
(turning to face her)
Here you go. I think I'll let you
keep the whole set.
BATMAN (cont.)
Care for an autograph?
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He takes one of the prints, scrawls on it, hands it to her
with the inscription: "TO VICKI. LOVE, B."
VICKI
... Bruce?
BATMAN
Are you talking to me?
BATMAN (cont.)
Maybe we've had enough for one
night. I'll take you home.
BATMAN (cont.)
Do you want to do it this time?
BATMAN (cont.)
Don't be afraid. I'm here.
She takes one last look at the familiar SMILE beneath the
mask... then breaks the capsule and BREATHES DEEP.
DISSOLVE TO:
The GUNMAN sees it, gestures for her to hand it over. But
MARTHA is paralyzed, afraid to move.
And now a HAND enters the frame. Much like the GUNMAN's
hand, but feminine, beckoning. BRUCE, hearing his name,
LOOKS UP; then, agonized, ashamed, he BURIES HIS FACE in
GORDON's side. GORDON gestures angrily at the intruder.
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The WOMAN is VICKI VALE.
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BRUCE (V.O.)
Vicki... ?
BRUCE
Vicki, I've been thinking about you.
(long pause)
I know it's late. I'm sorry. I --
Are you there?
VICKI
Yes, Bruce -- I'm here --
BRUCE
I'm sorry about the way things went
between us. I'd very much like to
see you again.
VICKI
Well, Bruce... I don't think... that
would be possible.
BRUCE
I wish you'd reconsider.
(groping)
I didn't stand you up today. The
museum was closed when I got there.
VICKI
I, uh...
ON VICKI
BRUCE (V.O.)
Vicki? Vi --
ON BRUCE
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KNOX
Vicki, it all fits. The stuff you're
telling me -- the car, the equipment
-- somebody's paying for it.
VICKI
I just can't --
KNOX
The FBI. You know who's got the FBI
computer contract? Wayne
Technologies.
(shaking his head)
The guy's bats all right. He's bat
shit crazy. This is gonna be the
most incredible --
VICKI
But he's not.
KNOX
Not what?
VICKI
He's not crazy.
KNOX
Vicki. We got a wealthy millionaire
here... who dresses up like a bat. He
goes out at night and swings around
-- in his cape -- on a rope.
(throwing up his hands)
Okay. Maybe I'm crazy.
VICKI
Allie... he wants to tell me.
That's why he took me there. Because
he's trying to tell me.
KNOX
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Gimme a break. If he wants to chat,
he can talk to his car.
VICKI
He has to tell someone. And I'm the
one. He's trying to tell me.
KNOX
Well, when he does you know my
number.
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BRUCE
Don't sell. It won't last. We'll
ride it out.
WAILING COLLEAGUE
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... a nine-million-dollar bath!
BRUCE
(the familiar rasp)
Vicki?... This is Batman. I thought
I'd call and see how you're doing.
VICKI
(hesitantly)
... I know it's you, Bruce. I'm not
going to talk to you unless we can
discuss it.
BRUCE
(a little smile)
Who's this "Bruce"? Are you trying
to make me jealous?
VICKI (V.O.)
(filter)
I'm serious, Bruce. We have to --
FINANCIER
Hi, Bruce.
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DENT
... We deal.
ADVISER
Harvey, please. I mean --
(shaking his head)
If your first official act as D.A.
is to cut a deal with a
terrorist...
DENT
Screw that, Ed. We've got a market
panic of national proportions.
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-- We've got 786 people dead.
(beat)
I won't sacrifice one more life for
the sake of appearing strong.
POLITICO
Harvey's right. We've got the 300th
anniversary gala coming up. The
networks won't even send in a crew.
ADVISER
Harvey, the police are working round
the clock, the feds are coming in.
This thing could break any minute
now.
(turning)
Tell him, Jim.
GORDON
Cut the deal.
NEWS ANCHOR
... at City Hall, where the mayor is
waiting to open negotiations with
the clown-faced terrorist known as
the Joker. It is now eight minutes
past the appointed deadline, and
still no word from --
REPORTER I
Look at 'em sweat. Can't wait for
the next Gallup Poll.
REPORTER II
Hey Knox, cheer up. It ain't the
Batman but it's pretty choice.
JOKER
Joker here. Can we talk?
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The MAYOR fumbles for his prepared statement.
MAYOR
"While this administration remains
vehemently opposed to terrorism in
any form, we are prepared to
negotiate any reasonable demands
which will guarantee the safety of
the populace."
JOKER
Huh. Demands. Well, gents, this is
kinda embarrassing, but... I'm having
such a swell time, I just haven't
thought any up.
JOKER (cont.)
But I'm a reasonable fella. If you
want to make me an offer...
MAYOR
All right, all right. Here's the
deal. Total amnesty... and the sum of
ten million dollars, payable in --
JOKER
Ten million dollars. Ten million
dollars.
(flying off the handle)
Ten mi-- YOU CHEAPSKATES! I've just
wiped out the stock market. I've
cost you billions!
(petulantly)
I want ten million and one.
MAYOR
No, wait, please! We'll talk. Just
tell us what you expect.
JOKER
Goddammit, I expect to be treated
like an ARTIST. GET OFF MY SCREEN!!
JOKER (cont.)
I might just think up some demands.
And I'm gonna talk to all my
friends, and see what they want,
too. And then maybe we'll get
together -- have a little party --
exchange presents.
(waving goodbye)
Happy Birthday, Gotham.
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FRANTIC ACTIVITY as REPORTERS rush to their telephones and
typewriters. KNOX strolls slowly back to his desk. He's
sitting on the biggest story of his career... and now, as
he realizes grimly, nobody knows or cares.
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ALFRED (V.O.)
(through loudspeaker)
Yes?
KNOX
Alexander Knox. Gotham Globe.
ALFRED (V.O.)
Mr. Wayne is out for the day.
KNOX
Actually, I wanted to talk to
Batman. Pass that on to Mr. Wayne,
would you?
BRUCE
I've been expecting to hear from
you.
KNOX
Well, that's how it is, chum. She
tells me everything.
BRUCE
What is it you want?
KNOX
Simple. You know the score. One
column -- and I can bring all this
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tumbling down. I can take you off
the streets once and for all.
(a shaky pause)
I want you to hang up the suit. And
I want you to stay away from Vicki.
BRUCE
I can't do that. Not while the
Joker's still out there.
KNOX
Then stay away from Vicki. That's
all I want, man. I just want your
word.
KNOX (cont.)
See, I don't know how it happened --
she's a smart girl and you are an
extraordinarily screwed-up guy -- but
she's in love with you.
BRUCE
There's something I don't
understand. If you've got the story,
why haven't you printed it?
KNOX
Because I --
(beat)
Because she'd never speak to me
again.
KNOX (cont.)
Come on, Bruce. Be straight. What
have you got to offer? You gonna
marry her? Batman and Mrs. Batman?
(laughing bitterly)
Gimme a break, huh? Who's gonna be
Best Rodent?
BRUCE
Do you want a drink?
KNOX
Yeah, a drink. "Civilized." Man-to-
man, right?
BRUCE
Alfred, bring something for Mr.
Knox. -- I'll have one too.
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The weekend-long BIRTHDAY GALA is getting underway, and
Gotham Park is mobbed with CELEBRANTS enjoying a FREE
CONCERT. Onstage: FIVE ELVIS IMITATORS, dressed in
everything from black leather to white spangled jumpsuits,
representing the King in progressive stages of
deterioration.
VICKI
... So we just pretend none of this
ever happened. We never met. We --
(frightened)
You're going to get yourself killed,
Bruce. You know that, don't you?
BRUCE
It wouldn't matter much.
VICKI
I don't understand it. You can do so
much good for people. As Bruce
Wayne.
He sinks back on the sofa, closes his eyes. He's had the
same argument with himself a thousand times.
BRUCE
Money makes money, Vicki. The
foundation runs itself. -- I'm
extraneous to the process.
VICKI
You're one man. You can't save
everybody.
BRUCE
What it I could save a handful?
-- What if I could save one?
VICKI
Bruce, at the rate you're going, you
can't even save yourself.
BRUCE
(staring right at her)
Sometimes... I don't know if there's
enough of me left to save.
VICKI
Oh, God. I've got to have some
coffee or something.
BRUCE
Are you expecting anyone?
BRUCE (cont.)
Who's there?
DELIVERY BOY
Package tor Miss Vale.
BRUCE
Set it down by the door. On the
left-hand side.
The DELIVERY BOY sets the package down and wanders off,
tipless, muttering something about "cheap shits." After a
moment's interval, BRUCE opens the door and bends to pick
up the mysterious package.
VICKI
BRUCE!
VICKI (cont.)
It's just like the last time. He
sent me a present before he --
BRUCE
Very thoughtful. Don't touch it.
VICKI
Oh, Bruce. Don't tell me you carry
it around with you.
BRUCE
I feel naked without it.
BRUCE (cont.)
Not a bomb. But it could be rigged.
Wait in the next room.
He takes a small GAS MASK from his belt, puts it on, then
SLITS THE WRAPPING with a steak knife.
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In the doorway behind him, VICKI lets out a squeal.
BRUCE grabs the box and dumps TWO DOZEN EARS on the
counter.
BRUCE
... They're wax.
VICKI
"It worked for Van Gogh. Let's make
up. I'll need you soon." -- Whew.
BRUCE
(lost in thought)
That does it. It's going to be this
weekend.
ALICIA
I thought you ought to know -- he's
coming for you...
BRUCE
Keep her on the line!
VICKI
... Where are you calling from?
VICKI
I'm sorry, she hung up. What are --
BRUCE
Finding out where she is.
VICKI
How can you do that if she's already
off the line?
BRUCE
I've had an automatic tracer on this
number ever since he tracked you to
the museum.
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MASSIVE COMPUTERS click and whir. At BRUCE's prodding,
INFORMATION comes up on the monitor: a number, a name --
ALICIA HUNT -- and an East Side address.
BRUCE
Got it!
VICKI
What now!
BRUCE
Hang on. I have to leave a message.
THUG I
Hi, Miss Vale. Let's not put up a
fight, huh? 'Cause we'd hate to have
to --
BRUCE
There's a garage in this building?
VICKI nods yes. BRUCE -- all business now that he's in his
element -- disappears into VICKI's bedroom.
BRUCE (cont.)
I've got to take him out now.
He stoops down beside the THUGS and pulls the elevator key
off the key ring -- which he then tosses to VICKI.
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BRUCE (cont.)
Pick an apartment and stay there.
And listen: call the police. Give
them that address. Every available
man.
THE JOKER'S VAN, bearing the Monarch Playing Card logo. TWO
ARMED GOONS lean against the hood. They watch as the
elevator opens and an ordinary fellow in a suit steps out.
BRUCE pulls car keys from his pocket and strolls past the
thugs, head down, whistling. As he walks around the van,
his hand brushes against it -- leaving a MAGNETIZED HOMING
DEVICE, almost too tiny to notice, stuck to the fender.
BRUCE
Oh, hell!
GOON
Hey, boss, something's up. The
elevator's working.
JOKER
DAMMIT! You can't get good help
these days. -- Let's move out.
From high above the street we see the JOKER'S VAN pulling
out of VICKI's building. We're up on the roof, with BRUCE.
He hits a button on his utility belt, and a RED SIGNAL
LIGHT begins to flash.
BRUCE clamps the utility belt around his waist. Pulls the
BLACK NYLON STOCKING over his head. And suddenly, he's
BOUNDING ACROSS THE ROOFTOPS in pursuit of the JOKER.
JOKER
Slow down, you maniac!
BRUCE elbows the startled COP. Now there's only one rider.
The VAN turns left. BRUCE gallops straight ahead through
the intersection, hoping to cut the JOKER off.
The JOKER and co. are two blocks away from ALICIA's. They
see a POLICE SWAT TEAM sealing off the building.
DRIVER
Boss! Jesus! They've --
JOKER
They'll be sorry. They'll be
sorry. -- GET OUT OF HERE!
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INT. JOKER'S VAN - EVENING
The JOKER and his boys are stalled in heavy traffic at the
southern border of Gotham Park. POLICE BARRICADES are
everywhere; the surrounding streets have been roped off for
the birthday gala. HORNS HONK in anger.
JOKER
MOVE! Can't you do something??
DRIVER
It's some kind of detour. They're
backed up for blocks!
JOKER
Oh my God. How does he do it... ?
THE JOKER climbing all over the DRIVER. He HITS THE GAS,
RUNS THE VAN UP ON THE SIDEWALK, and -- at the first
opening he sees -- CRASHES THROUGH A POLICE BARRICADE INTO
GOTHAM PARK ITSELF.
EMCEE
-- the most spectacular, most death-
defying aerial stunt ever devised.
Tonight -- for the first time
anywhere -- THE FLYING GRAYSONS!
ANGLE ON HELICOPTERS
PILOT
Ready to go, Dick?
DICK
What's all the ruckus down there?
JOKER
Head for the truck!
THE JOKER hangs out of the rear of the van, looking up, an
expression of PURE DELIGHT on his face.
JOKER
I love fireworks!
ANGLE ON HELICOPTERS
DICK
NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
ANGLE ON DICK
BATMAN AND DICK tumble to the pavement. THE VAN knocks over
a fire hydrant and STOPS. DICK is already on his feet,
ready to CHARGE THE VAN, when BATMAN throws a powerful arm
around his waist.
DICK
LET ME GO! LET ME --
THE JOKER steps casually out of the van. TWO GOONS with
MACHINE GUNS emerge behind him. PEDESTRIANS SCREAM as the
GOONS level their guns at the CROWD.
DICK (cont.)
YOU PIECE OF -- YOU MOTHERF--
JOKER
Like your boyfriend. He's kinda
hot.
(glowering at BATMAN)
Hands off the belt.
BATMAN
Take me. Let the boy go.
JOKER
Gosh, I could kill you, but then
you'd miss my party. And I'd be
real, real sad if you couldn't make
it.
BATMAN
What are you talking about?
JOKER
Batman! Don't you even recognize
your old pal Jack? After all...
(cackling insanely)
You made me what I am today.
DICK BREAKS FREE and BOLTS AFTER THEM. BATMAN throws him to
the street with a flying tackle. The boy is hysterical.
DICK
HE KILLED MY PARENTS! HE KILLED
MY --
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A taped report from the hallway outside ALICIA's apartment.
COPS and FORENSICS MEN mill about in the b.g.
REPORTER
... on a tip attributed to the
mysterious Batman. The apartment was
booby-trapped with the Joker's
laughing gas, leaving 17 policemen
dead.
(beat)
Also found dead at the scene was
Alicia Hunt, 26, a former model --
DICK
... Where am I?
BRUCE
My name is Bruce Wayne. You're
welcome to stay here as long as you
want.
DENT
We'll send a team into Ace the
moment the warrant comes through.
BRUCE
He'll be ready when you do. Remember
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what happened at the apartment.
DENT
All right, Bruce, what do you
suggest?
BRUCE
I suggest a nice big bomb.
DENT
Good. A bomb. On a blind tip from
Bruce Wayne. -- We do have laws.
BRUCE
Then for God's sake, Harvey, cancel
the anniversary celebration.
DENT
We've told him we'll deal. What
could he possibly have to gain by --
BRUCE
Do you still think the Joker cares
about money??
DENT
I don't know. I'm just a D.A. I
don't have access to all your
expert sources.
DICK
... Your butler wouldn't gimme a ride
so I figured I'd hoof it.
BRUCE
Sorry. I can't let you leave.
DICK
You can't keep me here, man. That's
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kidnapping.
BRUCE
If I let you leave, you'll do the
same thing again. You'll go after
the Joker... and you'll wind up dead.
(turning to go)
DICK
Hey, man. Look at you. You're
rich. You got everything you want.
How do you know what's in my mind?
BRUCE
I don't care what's in your mind.
You're staying.
DICK
... You're him.
ALFRED (V.O.)
FREEZE!
BRUCE
It's all right, Alfred. Everything's
under control.
ALFRED
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... Very good, sir.
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JOKER
Thankya, thankya. Ladies and germs,
I'm here to tell you... we have had
one helluva quarter.
JOKER (cont.)
Panic's up. Terror's up. And fear --
fear's gone straight through the
roof. You guys should be proud --
'cause I couldn'ta done it without
each and every one of you!
JOKER (cont.)
I feel it's time to expand the
Joker line. I was askin' myself,
what are the products that every
consumer wants most? And that's when
it hit me: the water you drink, and
the air you breathe! Huh? Bingo!
(strutting across stage)
Now, some of you have your eye on
the profit margin. You're thinkin':
this boy's too ambitious. You
don't approve. In fact, some of you
have been talking about turning me
in to the cops. Or knocking me off.
JOKER (cont.)
But that's okay. I understand. Not
everyone shares my eye for beauty.
And just to show there's no hard
feelings, I'm throwin' a little
shindig tonight -- and you're all
invited!
JOKER (cont.)
How 'bout it? IS EVERYBODY HAPPY??
One of them topples out of his chair and lands with a plop.
JOKER
Look at that, folks. We got 'em
rolling in the aisles!
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BRUCE
All this apparatus, Vicki... this
house, and the money, and the
power... it was never mine. It was
something I inherited. Bruce Wayne
was something I inherited.
(pause)
All I ever hoped for was someone who
could see through Bruce -- who could
see me -- and not be frightened.
VICKI
I'm not frightened of you, Bruce.
I'm frightened for you.
BRUCE
In all these years... why couldn't I
see how it would turn out?
BRUCE (cont.)
I'm responsible, Vicki. If it wasn't
for me, there'd be no Joker.
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BRUCE
Where's the boy?
ALFRED
Upstairs. He's quite docile.
BRUCE
I know that feeling. It won't last.
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BRUCE (cont.)
He's a long way ahead of where I was
at his age.
(taking ALFRED's
shoulders)
I want you to treat him just as if
he were me. Promise.
ALFRED
Yes, sir.
BRUCE
He'll be taken care of financially.
Beyond that... you know what to do.
Don't let all this go to waste.
BRUCE (cont.)
Alfred? -- Thank you.
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The JOKER'S MINIONS, working late, readying a huge
shipment. At an open loading bay, we find a DISPATCHER with
a clipboard, directing MORE UNMARKED TRUCKS in the lot
outside.
DISPATCHER
Boston, Philly: loading bay one.
COMPUTER
... Detonate.
COP
Good Lord!
THE JOKER'S MEN running for their lives across the parking
lot, KNOCKED FLAT by the force of SIX DEAFENING EXPLOSIONS.
For a few seconds everything is flame and fury. And then --
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GOVERNOR GILROY
As Governor of this great state, it
is now my honor to unveil for you a
very special lady -- a lady who
stands tall for life and liberty --
America's favorite lady... LADY
GOTHAM!
JOKER (V.O.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Gotham. Here's a
little token of my esteem. HAVE
FUN... 'cause THE PARTY'S ON ME!
SERIES OF SHOTS
FLAMES ERUPT. PUNKS race down the street carrying fur coats
and color TV's. LOOTERS break through the display window of
an electronics store, and climb in among the goodies...
only to FLY OUT, two seconds later, on the wrong end of a
SHOTGUN BLAST. THE JOKER'S DREAM IS COMING TRUE.
KNOX
VICKI!
KNOX (cont.)
Couldn't turn down the job, huh? A
girl could get hurt this way.
VICKI
Yeah. Deja vu.
KNOX
What do you say? Let's head for the
lights.
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ANGLE ON BATMAN
in the cockpit, his jaw set, not even looking back at the
wreckage as his plane screams off toward the Gotham
skyline.
KNOX
So much for Underdog.
VICKI
ALLIE!! THE WINDOWS!!
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KNOX
WHAT HAPPENED?!?
VICKI
Oh my God. Compressor tanks. He's
got the balloons rigged with
compressor tanks!!
KNOX
Jesus Christ, the guy's a genius.
VICKI
LOOK! IT'S BRUCE!!
(frantically)
Allie -- the balloons. We've got to
find some way to tell him!
KNOX
Great. How??
KNOX (cont.)
COME ON!
Before VICKI can speak, KNOX has grabbed a tire iron from
the back of the car and RACED OUT ONTO THE STREET. He
flings the TIRE IRON through a glass STOREFRONT.
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Waving the cape, he VAULTS onto the back of a SPOTLIGHT
TRUCK. VICKI's face goes slack. Now she gets it.
KNOX
GIMME A HAND UP HERE!
VICKI climbs aboard. They drape the cape over the face of
the spotlight. Then they put their shoulders to the swivel
assembly -- tilting the spotlight -- AIMING THE BEAM...
JOKER
No... NOOOOO!!!
JOKER
There. There. -- GET 'EM!!
KNOX
GET THE CAR!
KNOX
HOLY SHIT!!
VICKI
You okay?
KNOX
Yeah. Yeah. Little winded. DID YOU
SEE THAT?!
VICKI
(laughing wildly)
God yes, Allie. I've gotta say --
that was the ballsiest move I
ever --
KNOX
(ecstatic)
Holy shit. Holy --
VICKI
ALLIE!!
KNOX
Jesus, Vicki.
That quickly, he's dead. VICKI lets out an awful wail and
slams on the brakes. She sits there in the middle of the
street, POUNDING THE WHEEL, TEARS pouring down her face.
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THE JOKER and his boys running like hell down the avenue,
past the parade. They reach the last of the floats -- the
one bringing up the rear -- then CLIMB ABOARD and disappear
through a CONCEALED HATCH.
THE JOKER and his MEN clap hands to their ears as an EAR-
SPLITTING ULTRASONIC SHRIEK reverberates in the tank. The
JOKER screams out commands, to no avail. No one can hear
him. He falls on the controls, begins hitting buttons.
THE BLAST all but knocks the BATWING out of the sky. BATMAN
stabilizes the plane, climbs for the clouds. When he's
clear of the buildings, he grits his teeth and rolls out.
JOKER
He'll be back... he'll be back!!
The rear end of the TANK projects out through the rubble. A
hatch pops open. The JOKER crawls out through the smoke and
pulls himself up to the street.
JOKER
You do him. I'm outta here.
VOICE
Yo.
DICK
HEY! COME ON!
DICK
Now we're even, huh? Even up.
BATMAN
How did you...
DICK
I hitched. MOVE IT!
BATMAN
The Joker. Is he --?
DICK
Forget it. Relax.
(beat)
... He's mine now.
BATMAN
DICK!
JOKER
Gotham cathedral. Come and get me.
DICK'S GUN drops with a thud. His hand slips from the back
of the pew. In the second before he slumps to the floor,
unconscious, he sees a curious sight: a TINY BLACK NINJA
WHEEL, imbedded in the flesh of his leg.
JOKER
I'm in the belltower. Don't land.
PILOT
E.T.A. two minutes. Hang on.
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The trapdoor is a foot above his head. It could be a mile.
BATMAN finally realizes he's not going to make it.
JOKER
... Batman?
JOKER (cont.)
Batman? Batman?
JOKER (cont.)
I thought you'd be more comfortable
here in the belfry.
(chuckling to himself)
Before I kill you I'd like to see
who you are. Would that be okay?
JOKER (cont.)
Oh my, aren't we pretty.
(brightening suddenly)
I know you! You're the rich boy!!
JOKER (cont.)
My goodness, what in the world made
you do it? It must've been
something pretty terrible!
JOKER (cont.)
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You know, we should've sat down and
had us a little heart-to-heart. I
bet we would have got on famously.
BATMAN
Mad... man...
JOKER
Well now, you're not exactly the
picture of mental health, are you.
BATMAN
... Murderer...
JOKER
Bruce, we're both murderers. Think
how many people you've killed by
letting me live.
A SPOTLIGHT cuts through the night sky. The JOKER hears his
helicopter approaching in the distance.
The JOKER pulls a straight razor from his pocket and opens
it gingerly.
JOKER (cont.)
I have to do it now, Bruce, but it
won't even hurt. Now relax. The
bat's in his belfry, all's right
with the world...
JOKER (cont.)
Why, Bruce...
JOKER (cont.)
IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
BRUCE
No... sense... of humor?
The JOKER reaches out for the ticking time bomb. Thinks
better of it and retracts his shaking hand.
INT. BELLTOWER
EXT. BELLTOWER
INT. BELLTOWER
The JOKER leaps into empty space, grabs hold of the ladder,
cackles in mad triumph --
CO-PILOT
PULL UP!! PULL --
POV JOKER
ANCHORWOMAN
As the details of the Joker's
heinous plan become known, a city's
gratitude goes out to the mysterious
Batman. His whereabouts remain
unknown, but Batman -- if you're
alive -- if you're listening --
thank you.
VICKI
I loved you too.
As soon as the words come out, she begins to CRY. Then she
gets hold of herself; rises; turns up her collar; and goes.
ALFRED
No, Mr. Wayne is in Thailand. I'm
afraid he's quite unreachable.
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The glass-enclosed room which houses BRUCE's Olympic-sized
SWIMMING POOL. Outside, snow is falling.
VICKI
I don't know why I'm doing this. I
half wish you'd stay a cripple.
BRUCE
Ohhhh... you don't mean that.
VICKI
(grasping for words)
I don't, but... I do. It's just... I
love you, Bruce. I --
BRUCE
(taking her hand)
Vicki. Do you love half of me? Or
all of me?
VICKI
I guess you did it, didn't you. You
saved everyone.
(pause)
Almost.
BRUCE
I don't know how to explain this so
it makes sense... but you saved
me.
His hands find the rings. He launches himself HIGH INTO THE
AIR and does a spectacular TRIPLE SOMERSAULT, catching the
rings on his way down.
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FADE OUT.
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