1. LIVED is to DEVIL as 6323 is to ____________________?

2. Which one of these is least like the four? Horse, Elephant, Goat, Sheep,
Donkey?_______________________

3. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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4. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 76 69 _________?

5. HAND is to TRANSMISSION as HEAD is to ____________________?

6. John likes 400 but not 300; he likes 100 but not 99; he likes 3600 but not 3700.
Which does he like? 900, 1000, 1100, 1200? _____________________

7. Joe is a well known liar. Joe told Billy, “I am lying”. Was he telling the truth or
not? __________________________________________

8. A fallacious argument is (choose one): Disturbing, Correct, Overbearing,

Homogeneous. ________________________________

9. In the space below, draw a Star of David. You may not cross any lines and you
may not lift your pencil off the paper. Draw the star with only one line but do not
cross any other lines.

10. If you rearrange the letters "ANLDEGN," you would have the name of a(n)
(choose one only) Famous musician, planet, war hero, Mexican restaurant.
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11. NASA received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The
scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means
"Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger
Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion".
What does "Slock" mean (choose one only)? Boat, elephant, brigand, roughage
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12. If some Wicks are Slicks, and some Slicks are Snicks, then some Wicks are
definitely Snicks. Is this statement true or false? ________________________

13. A boy is 4 years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is
12 years old, how old will his sister be? 16, 22, 28, 46 ____________________

14. Two girls caught 25 frogs. Lisa caught four times as many as Jen did. How many
frogs did Jen catch (choose one answer)? 4,6, 8, 10? _________________

15. Many people believe Mozart’s 43rd Symphony to be the finest work of music ever
performed. In your own words, explain why. _________________________
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16. Inept is the opposite of (choose one answer): Happy, silly, ept, orange?
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17. Using your own words, explain why at high speeds objects become more massive.
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18. Explain the three fallacies in Felcher’s Law of the Expansion of Gasses :
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19. A car traveled 28 miles in 30 minutes. How many miles per hour was it traveling?
(Choose one answer only) 28, 45, 52, 68? _______________________

20. Explain your answer to Question 12.

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21. Why is the number 13 unlucky?
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22. Do you agree? _________________

23. If all Zips are Zoodles, and all Zoodles are Zonkers, then all Zips are definitely
Zonkers. Is this true or false? _______________________

24. Which word best completes the analogy: Water is to glass as correspondence is
to... (choose one only) Rainbows, fish, oranges, lightbulbs.

25. Bill had three pomegranates. He also has a platypus. Does he have an aardvark
also? ________________________________________

26. Explain your answer to question 23.

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27. Have you answered all the questions so far? _____________________________

28. In your own words, explain how the bar fight scene in the movie “Airplane!” is a
metaphor for the Man’s continuing struggle for cosmic enlightenment.
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29. Are you sure you answered Question 16 correctly? Explain.

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30. Do you enjoy taking I.Q. tests? Do you feel you have a high I.Q.?
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31. When in the course of human events does it become necessary for one people to
separate the political bonds which have connected them with another?
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32. Explain your answer for Question 23.

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33. Can dogs look up? Explain.

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34. Imagine that you and Joe were walking to work and were suddenly abducted by
aliens. After extensive anal probing, you were both returned to Earth. You said,
“Where are we?” and Joe said “Australia”. Was he correct? Why or why not?
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35. Why do you think aliens are so interested in anal probing anyway?
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36. Are you interested in anal probing?

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37. Which one of these five things is least like the other four (choose one answer
only): Platypus, aardvark, kangaroo, sidewinder, womprat, kuykendahl.
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38. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

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39. Does the number 42 hold any special significance for you? Explain why or why
not.
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40. Who won the second season of “Pop Idol”?

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41. What is it with termites?

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42. Why is this the final question?

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