The Importance of Being Earnest
The Importance of Being Earnest
Act 1 Jack I have a country house with some land, but I don’t
Lady Bracknell … How old are you? 20 depend upon it for my income.
Jack Twenty-nine. Lady Bracknell A country house! How many bedrooms?
Well, that doesn’t matter. I hope you have a house in
Lady Bracknell That’s a very good age to get married. I have
town. Gwendolen must have a house in town.
always believed that a man who wants to get married
5 should know everything or nothing. Which do you know? Jack Well, I do have a house in Belgrave Square but it is
25 rented to Lady Bloxham.
Jack [After hesitating] I know nothing, Lady Bracknell.
Lady Bracknell Lady Bloxham? I don’t know her.
Lady Bracknell I am pleased to hear it. I approve of
ignorance. I don’t approve of modern education. Jack Oh, she doesn’t go out very much; she’s very old.
Fortunately, in England at least, education has no Lady Bracknell She’s not necessarily respectable even if
10 effect at all. What is your income? she is old. What number Belgrave Square?
Jack It’s between seven and eight thousand pounds a year. 30 Jack 149.
Lady Bracknell [Making a note in her book] Do you earn this Lady Bracknell [Shaking her head disapprovingly] But that
income from land that you own or from investments? is the unfashionable side of the street. However, that
Jack From investments. could easily be changed.
15 Lady Bracknell That is satisfactory. Owning land is neither Jack Do you mean the fashion or the side?
profitable nor pleasurable – it costs money to look after 35 Lady Bracknell [Very disapprovingly] Both, if necessary.
it when one is alive and then there are taxes when one
is dead. That’s all I can say about land.
A VOCABULARY FOCUS
ignorance (line 8): lack of knowledge, intelligence or pleasurable (line 16): giving you a feeling of happiness,
understanding enjoyment, or satisfaction
income (line 10): money that someone gets from working taxes (line 17): money that you have to pay to the
or from investing money government, which it uses to provide public services and
investments (line 14): money used in a way that may pay for government institutions
earn you more money Belgrave Square (line 24): fashionable part of London
profitable (line 16): making a profit – money that you where upper-class people lived
make by selling something, or from your business