●​ Hawaiian Shirt Guy: Mr.

_____ just got back from Margaritaville, where he

discovered that it was indeed, his own damn fault.

●​ Bald Guy with just hair on the sides: On his first trip to the barbershop,
Mr._____ told the barber, "Give me the Dr. Phil."

●​ All the 7th grade boys are in love with _____.

●​ Mr./Miss_____ is a direct descendant of (Zeus/Athena) - Greek

(God/Goddess) of (HOT GUYS/CHICKS)!

●​ For someone with white hair: Prematurely grey for a 4th

grader, Mr. _____ has earned the nickname, Anderson "Mini"
Cooper.

●​ For a tall woman: In the Spring, Ms._____ was 4"11 but now has been made
captain of the Basketball team from her summer growth spurt.

●​ For a man with facial hair: Mr._____ got an "A" on his book report, "Just
because I'm hairy, doesn't mean I'm not happy."

●​ For a man with a beard: When he spells, Mr._____ goes by

the nickname "Wolfman Jack."

●​ For a kid or man: The Hogwarts Sorting Hat sent this speller straight to
Huffelpuff.
●​ For someone wearing black & white: Mr./Ms. looks forward to the
day his/her favorite styles come out in color.

●​ For someone with a shaved bald head: _____ is recovering from head lice.

●​ _____ 's favorite TV show is "That's so Raven."

●​ For someone wearing a turtleneck:_____ recently received his/her first

hickey.

●​ In the fall,_____ looks forward to joining The Hogwarts School of

Witchcraft and Wizardry.

●​ ____ got sent to detention for wearing this outfit.

●​ ____'s favorite movie is "Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo."

●​ Ms._____ let's her brother cut her hair

●​ _____ has a birthmark shaped like the Philippines.

●​ _____ has been struck by lightning. Twice.

●​ _____ recently got lost in his/her own backyard.

●​ _____'s favorite color is corduroy/khaki/denim, etc.

●​ _____ nick-named himself Frodo.

●​ ____ was raised by wolves.

●​ When _____ grows up, he hopes to get his own room.

●​ ____ is 2 pieces away from swallowing an entire boardgame.

●​ ____ likes to play dress up.

●​ ____ threw-up on the tilt-a-whirl.

BANKRUPT The state of being "Having to choose between
hopelessly in debt. being morally bankrupt and
financially bankrupt, Phillip
chose moral, saying if I have to
be bankrupt I at least want
money."

DYSTOPIA A place or state where Whenever Jack gets depressed

things are as bad as it about living in a dystopia, he
gets. calls his brother in Irving.

EWE YOU A female sheep. Gretchen the sheep's crush on

Johnny, the boy sheep, ended
when she was told "sorry, he's
just not into ewes."

FANDANGO Def: A lively Spanish To answer the oft asked

dance for two people question: Yes, Billy,
Scaramouche WILL do the
fandango

INTOLERANT Def: unwilling to "Don't listen to the other boys

tolerate ideas or Bubba", his mother said, "we
beliefs that differ from are not intolerant, we're racist."
one's own.
MEXICAN Def: A resident of Guacamole: The Mexican
Mexico, or an pudding.
American slang term
for anyone from Puerto
Rico, The Dominican
Republic, South
American or Spain.

MIZZLE Def: rain in very fine The hip-hop weather man left
droplets; a light no question as to Monday's
drizzle forecast: Fo Shizzle, it's mizzle.

APOOP AH - POOP Toward the back; to Tony, the seasick Italian sailor
APOUP move astern on a boat. said, 'Scusa me, boys, but
I'm-a-gonna go apoop.'

WANGUN / A shed for keeping Kenny took refuge in the

WANGAN / small supplies in a wangan when he didn't make
WANIGAN / lumber camp. any friends at lumber camp.
WANNIGAN
 PHONETIC KEEP SPELLER WORDS

BALMACAAN Unknown - An old cowboy Get along little doggie and

term, circa 1860, passed balmacaan.
down in oral tradition.

CATERJUNES Unknown. A Nantucket The neap tide is upon us. The

whaling term. leviathan nears. Katterjoons.

FLUGELOOM Def: the definition is Come hither…… and

unknown. It is an old Alpine flugeloom!
goat-herding term, handed
down in the oral tradition
 Word Pronunciation Definition Sentence

ABOULIA AH - BOO - A mental illness On their day off from the

LIA characterized by the hospital, the aboulia patients
inability to make spent the whole day in the
decisions. parking lot saying, "I don't
know, what do you want to
do?"

AEGROTAT EE - GROW - A medical certificate Frankie, I'm not saying you

TAT that a student is ill. weren't sick - but this aegrotat
is written on an Arby's napkin.

ALBUMGRAECUM ALBUM - Dog excrement, Billy loved his new

GREEK - UM which when whitened albumgraecum bomber jacket,
by exposure, can be but it smelled like crap.
used in tanning
leather.

ARRIVISTE AH - REE - A person who has The Rock and Kevin Hart
VEE - STE attained high position received top honors at this
or great power year's 1st Annual Arriviste
without due merit, Awards.
effort, or intelligence.

BARAGNOSIS BAR - RAHG - Loss of ability to Now that I know you have
NO - SIS perceive weight. baragnosis, honey- those jeans
do make you look fat.

CONCINNITY CON - SIN- ITY Neatness and Barbie Jean thought that her
elegance, especially in Mamma's new trailer lacked the
style. concinnity of their former
double-wide.
 CRAPAUD CRAP - OOD An edible bullfrog Despite the absence of any
from South or Central actual frog meat, Mary's
America. lasagna tasted like crapaud.

DENGUE DANE - GE A disease transmitted When the pediatrician asked

by mosquitoes that Billy to describe the symptoms
causes headache, of his dengue, he said it's like
severe joint pain, rash, there was a race out of my
and diarrhea. tushy and everybody won.

HEDERACEOUS HEAD - ERR- A Def: Of, like, or The hederaceous walls of

- SHUS pertaining to ivy. Wrigley Field embody the
tradition and majesty of
baseball, but the Cubs still
suck.

HEDONOPHOBIA HEED - O - NO Def: The fear of Billy was diagnosed with

- FOBIA pleasure. mild Hedonophobia after
saying he wanted to rock
n' roll half the night and
party every other day.

JEOFAIL JUH-FAIL Def: A costly mistake Please try on this glove

made by a lawyer in
court

LYSERGIC ACID LIE - SIR - JIK Def: A hallucinogenic Rita took too much
DIETHYLAMIDE ACID​ drug that produces Lysergic Acid
DIE-ETH profound changes in Deithylamide and
AH-LAH-MIDE perception and mood. thought she was a
glass of orange juice.
 MUNTJAC MUNT - JACK A type of deer from The other reindeer used to
Southeast Asia with laugh at Rudolph… but that all
tiny antlers, large ended when the muntjac came
tusks, and a loud to town.
barking sound when it
cries.

SERMUNCKLE SIR - MUNCLE A short sermon by a There is no such thing as a

priest. sermunckle.

THALPOSIS THAL - PO -SIS Sensation of warmth. After feeling another wave of

thalposis, Tommy realized he
was in the kiddie pool.