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ROLE PLAY TOY STORY

SCENE 1: ANDY DRESSED AS A COWBOY PLAYS WITH HIS TOYS –

*Curtain closed. The light turns on, Andy walks in and starts talking with Mr. Potato Head in his
hand*

Andy with a potato voice: - Everyone quiet down! It's an assault, no one moves. Now empty the
safe (sound of coins). Wow, a lot of money! (kissing sound)

Andy in Betty's voice: Stop it, stop it, Evil Dad!

Potato Head: Silence Betty or your sheep will be sold.

Andy in Betty's voice: oh oh no, oh no my sheep, someone help me!

Andy: (Grabbing Woody) Hands up!

Andy with a daddy face voice: Oh no Commissioner Woody!

Andy in Woody's voice: I'm coming to stop you, one-eyed ball!

Andy in a potato face voice: Oh, don't mess with me!

Andy in a Woody voice: Are you going to give up or not?

Andy: Trust me sheriff, I bring my attack dog. Don't be afraid, Lieutenant, I've also brought my
dinosaur. You'll see what it does to you. (Dinosaur sound)

Andy in Betty's voice: Be careful, commissioner!

Andy with Betty's voice: You're going to jail, friend.

The song “I am your faithful friend” begins to play - Andy puts the dolls in the trunk and sings to
Woody

I am your faithful friend.

I am your faithful friend and if one day

you are far, far away from your beautiful home

Close your eyes and remember that: I am your faithful friend

Yes, I am your faithful friend!!

The mother enters the scene and hugs Andy, they talk looking at the audience.

Andy's mom: What do you think?

Andy: - It's fantastic mom! -

Mom: It's good that you liked it, son.

Andy: Exactly what I asked you for, Wow, Woody is going to be happy with this.
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Mom: 1… 2… 3… mmm… I think that will be enough

Andy: We can leave it like this until we move.

Mom: Yes, of course.

Andy: Wow!

*The light goes out, they leave the scene*

SCENE 2: THE TOYS COME TO LIFE –

*The curtain opens *

Woody: (getting out of the trunk and with a surprised face) – How outrageous! Is the birthday
party today? Now guys, there are no Moors on the coast.

The monkeys enter doing pirouettes and Mr. Potato Head and Mr. Hab begin to appear on the
scene.

Potato Head: Hey look Hab, I'm Picasso...

Hab: I don't understand...

Mr. Potato Head: uneducated pig...

The sergeant enters with the soldiers

Woody: Has Sergeant seen Slinky?

Sergeant: Negative sir.

Woody: Thanks Sergeant, rest. Hey Slinky!

Slinky: Here I am Woody, you get the red ones (dragging checkerboard)

Woody: no... Slinky

Slinky: It's okay to play the red ones if you want.

Woody: No, no, not now Slinky. I have bad news

Slinky: bad news?

Woody: Shhhh, get everyone together for a meeting and be happy.

Slinky: That's it.

Woody: Happy!

Slinky: ha-ha

Woody: There's a meeting guys, prepare the podium.

Woody: Where will I be...? Ah, who moved my blackboard ehh?

(bents down to pick up a scoreboard from the floor) Rex enters with a loud shout.
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Woody: oh how are you Rex?

Rex: Did I scare you? Tell me the truth

Woody: Yeah, you almost scared me this time.

Rex: Oh, I want to be scary, but I'm not sorry. It seems like I'm just annoying

Betty enters the scene and grabs Woody with the cane.

Woody: Ohh Hello Betty

Betty: I wanted to thank you Woody for saving me.

Woody: ah well eeh, it was nothing

Betty: How about I get someone to watch the sheep tonight?

Woody: Hehehe (giggle) Well, yes, well.

Betty: Remember, I don't put a block.

Slinky: Woody, we're ready!

Woody: (stands on the blocks) Can everyone hear me well? Are those above listening to me well?
Okay, the first thing on the agenda is uh… Oh yeah, have you chosen a moving partner yet?

All together: Yesssss?

Hab: moving? You're not talking seriously

Rex: I didn't know we should have a partner.

Mr. Potato Head: do we have to go hand in hand?

Woody: Now, now, do you think this is all a joke? We only have one week left before we move, I
don't want toys left here. A partner, if you don't have one, GET IT! The second thing is... ehh very
good... yes, one more little piece of information... they brought forward Andy's birthday party to
today.

All together: Ehh nooo what, today?

Rex: That party will be today, it should be in a week.

Hab: What's going on here, has your mother gone crazy, or what?

Woody: Well, it's obvious that he wanted to throw the party before he moved in. If I don't worry,
neither do you.

Mr. Potato Head: He doesn't worry because he's been Andy's darling since kindergarten.

Slinky: Now, Mr. Potato Head, if Woody says it's okay, then that's enough for me. Woody, he has
never cheated on us.

Woody: Come on guys, every birthday and Christmas is the same!

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Rex: How about Andy gets another dinosaur? a bad one. I don't think I can tolerate that kind of
rejection.

Woody: They're not going to replace anyone, we're talking about Andy, remember. It doesn't
matter how much he plays with us, what matters is that we are here for Andy when he needs us,
that's what we're made for, right?

Hab: Sorry, I don't want to interrupt, but…. Guests have already arrived on the right.

*Everyone moves screaming and hides*

Woody: Please calm down…. Ammm the session is adjourned…

Children's laughter and footsteps are heard. The stage darkens and blue lights come on. The light
goes out

SCENE 3: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

The light turns on, everyone comes out of their hiding place, approaches the foot of the bed and
looks up.

Potato: What?

Betty: Can you see something?

Slinky: What's going on up there?

Rex: Woody, who's up there with you?

*Woody is lying on the floor, next to the legs of the bed, he gets up coughing*

Slinky: Woody, but what are you doing under the bed?

Woody: Nothing, nothing. I think Andy was excited, that's all. Too much ice cream and cake, it was
a mistake.

Potato: Well, that mistake has already taken your place Woody, hahaha

Rex: Oh! Have they replaced you?

Woody: Hey, what did I tell you earlier? Nobody's going to be replaced, now let's all be nice and
give whoever's up there a good, warm welcome to Andy's room.

*everyone looks up*

Suspenseful music and breathing sounds, spotlight from bottom to top illuminating Buzz.

Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, forward Star Command. Star Command forward, do you
hear me? Why don't they answer? (he looks at his ship, gets off and goes towards it) My ship!
Damn, it will take a long time to repair it. (presses a button on his wrist)

Buzz Lightyear log, date four zero seven two, my ship diverted in route to sector nineteen. I have
fallen on a strange planet; the impact perhaps woke me up from hyper sleep. The ground seems a
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little unstable, I don't know yet if the air is breathable, and there doesn't seem to be any sign of
intelligent life anywhere.

Woody appears in front of Buzz, waving his hand in greeting.

Woody: Hello!

*Buzz gets scared and gets into combat position by pressing his laser*

Woody: Now, now, did I scare you? It was unintentional, I'm sorry, hi, my name is Woody and this is
Andy's room, that was all I wanted to say.

Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear space guardian universe protection unit, my ship crashed by mistake.
Careful!!! (pushes Woody) Who's there?

Rex: Don't shoot, we're friends (raising hands)

Buzz: do you know those beings?

Woody: Yes, they are Andy's toys.

Rex: Oh, good thing you're not a dinosaur!

Buzz: Thank you and thank you all for your kind welcome (Rex touches a button on his suit) Ah ah
ah! Be very careful, they wouldn't want to be around if my laser goes off!

Potato: Your laser? Why don't you have a laser Woody?

Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light that blinks.

Slinky: What's wrong?

Potato: Envy

Woody: Okay, that's it. Yes we are impressed with Andy's new toy

Buzz: Toy?

Woody: Toy, toy

Buzz: Sorry, I think the term you're looking for is Space Guardian.

Woody: I won't say the term I'm looking for because there are preschool toys.

Potato: You're a little tense huh

Rex: Hey, Mr. Lightyear, just out of curiosity, a space guardian, what do you do?

Woody: He's not a space guardian, he doesn't fight evil, he doesn't shoot lasers, he doesn't fly.

Buzz: Excuse me (presses a button and his wings open)

Everyone: ohh!

Hab: Wow, that's aerodynamic. Excellent!

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Woody: Oh, no, what? They are plastic, they can't fly

Buzz: It's a terylium carbon amalgam and I can fly.

Woody: No, you can't.

Buzz: Yes I can

Woody: No, you can.

Buzz: Yes

Woody: You can't, no, no.

Buzz: I can fly around the room with my eyes closed.

Woody: very good tin man, try it

Buzz: Okay, I'll do it. Back please (walks as if he were going to the edge of the bed and spreads his
wings) To infinity and beyond (he begins to walk along the edge of the stage as if he were flying
and jump over different objects until he lands where the others are)

Buzz: (turning to Woody) How are you?

Everyone: Woawww… (applaud)

Rex: That's great, you flew great.

Betty: I found my partner

Buzz: Ohh thank you, thank you everyone, thank you (while walking and everyone behind him
except Woody)

Woody: That's not flying, that was falling with style.

Potato: Girls must chase you, can you teach me?

Slinky: ha ha, snails, what a guy!

*The toys leave the scene behind Buzz*

Woody: Oh, shut up. In a couple of days everything will be as before, you'll see. I will show them
that I am still the spoiled one.

*Strange Changes music starts playing as he walks to get into the trunk.*

*At the end of the song Woody gets into the trunk and the light goes out.*

SCENE 4: CID

*The light turns on and Buzz, Rex and Slinky are on scene*

Buzz: Listen friendly lizard and dog, it seems like you've accepted me into your culture. His boss
Andy wrote his name on my foot.

Slinky and Rex: Woohh

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Rex: with indelible ink!

Buzz: Well, I have to go repair my ship. (walks towards his ship and begins to make repair
movements)

*Woody looks at his foot sadly*

Betty: Don't let it get to you, Woody.

Woody: Uh oh, what? I do not know what are you talking about? that? (acting distracted)

Betty: Understand that Andy was excited about Buzz, but you know that he will always have a
special place for you.

Potato: (enters from the side with irony) Yes, like the attic haha

Woody: Bah, okay, it's over (in an angry tone and he looks for Buzz) Hey sardine can, don't go near
Andy, he's mine and no one can take him away from me.

Buzz: What are you talking to me about? (with a surprised face)

Woody: And another thing, stop playing spaceman, it makes me nervous.

Buzz: Do you want to file a complaint with Star Command?

Woody: Oh, oh, oh, there's a complaint, of course, you want me to get rough! Hey?

Buzz: Don't even think about it cowboy!

Woody: Do you really think you're a Buzz Lightyear? All this time I thought it was theater. Guys
look it's the real Buzz Lightyear

Buzz: Hey, are you kidding me?

Woody: Oh No, no, no Look at an alien! (points behind Buzz, who immediately turns around)

Buzz: Where?

Woody: Ha ha ha (laughs out loud, throwing himself on the floor)

Enter CID on the side of the stage: Yes!!! Hahahaha (Cid laughs and the dog barks)

Cid's laughter is heard in the background and everyone walks towards the window and looks in
fear, except Buzz who watches in amazement.

*While the toys talk and look out the window, Cid enters a corner of the stage*

Slinky: Wow.

CID: Hahahahaha

Woody: Oh oh (with a worried tone)

CID: hahahaha

Slinky: It's Cid

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CID: help, help us

Rex: Didn't he go camping?

Hab: They will have expelled him before as always

Rex: oh no, how terrible! I'll finish you, take, take and take

Potato: Who is it this time? I already know where you are

Woody: Oh no, he's a little soldier.

CID: hahaha

Buzz: What's up?

Woody: Nothing that interests you spaceman, just toys

Buzz: I'll take a look. Why is the soldier tied to the explosive device?

CID: You will never bother me again

Woody: That's why, because of Cid.

Buzz: mmm, it's very hairy

Woody: No, no, no, that's silly Scott. That's Cid (Cid laughs)

Buzz: Is the boy happy?

Potato: He is not a happy child.

Rex: torture toys… for fun!!!

Buzz: we have to do something, quickly (he wants to climb the window)

CID: hahahaha

Betty: oh what are you doing? Get down from there

Buzz: I'm going to teach him a lesson.

Woody: Yeah sure, go ahead and melt it with your laser (touching the laser to Buzz)

Buzz: be careful with my laser, it's very dangerous

Rex: He's lighting it up, he's lighting it up, he's lighting it up, get down!!!

Betty: ahhh

Buzz: Be careful!!! (everyone falls to the ground)

Cid: Hahaha (Laughs out loud) He's gone! It's over! How beautiful! Did you see that Scott? Ha ha

Buzz: I was able to stop it, you saw how it exploded.

Woody: Ha Buzz, I would have liked to see you try it, of course you would look better as a crater
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CID: Hahaha, it flew into a thousand pieces hahahaha

Betty: Oh, the sooner we don't move, the better.

CID: Hahaha, this is really fun hahaha (he leaves the scene) They leave the window, and the light
goes out.

SCENE 5: AN ACCIDENT

*Lights turn on - Up front, near the end of the stage Andy plays with Woody and Buzz*

Andy: To infinity and beyond!

Mom: Oh, so much packing made me hungry. What do you say we go to dinner at Pizza Planeta?

Andy: Pizza Planet? Brilliant! (they leave the scene talking, leaving the toys thrown behind
something so that they cannot be seen)

Mom: Wash your hands

Andy: Do I bring toys?

Mom: Let it just be a toy.

Andy: Just one?

*Woody appears on the scene*

Woody: mmm, a toy? Will it take me? (thoughtful) Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear, we're
in trouble.

Buzz: How, where?

Woody: Down there, down there! (pointing near the window) A helpless toy is trapped Buzz!

Buzz: Let's not waste time... (crouches down looking near the window) I don't see anything

Woody: It's there, keep looking (holds a large controller in his hand)

Buzz: What kind of ju... ohh

*Buzz collides with a ruler and loses his balance and falls behind the blocks pretending to fall out of
the window*

Woody: Buzz!

Everyone: Buzz, Buzz, Buzz (they approach the window and look down)

Slinky: I don't see it at the entrance, I think it fell in Cid's yard.

Rex: Oh, Buzz!

*Sound of toy car, Rex approaches the image of the car pretending to talk to it*

Rex: Wait everyone, Control is trying to tell us something. What's wrong friend?
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Potato: He says it wasn't an accident.

Betty: What are you talking about?

Potato: They pushed the poor astronaut and he was Woody! (points at him with his finger)

Everyone: Whaaat?

Woody: Wait, you don't believe I threw Buzz out the window, do you? Uncle dad, tell them.

Potato: Mr. Potato Head to you murderous, treacherous and evil.

Woody: No, no, no. It was an accident, seriously, come on, you have to believe me!

Slinky: We believe you Woody, right Rex?

Rex: mmm, no, I don't like arguments.

Sergeant: Where's your trash honor? You are a complete disgrace, you don't deserve anyone's
respect.

Mr. Potato Head: (talks to him while pushing him) You didn't want Buzz to be another spoiled one,
ehWoody! You didn't want to accept the fact that Buzz might be the new favorite toy. You got rid of
him. How about Andy starts playing with me huh? Are you going to throw me out the window too?

Hab: You don't have to give him the opportunity

*Everyone rushes towards Woody*

Sergeant: There he is guys, finish him off.

Potato: Let's hang him by his thread, so he doesn't escape...

Sergeant: Catch him...

Woody: No, please don't wait, I can explain.

Potato: Come on, let him pay for what he did...

Andy: Now I'm going, I'll go get Buzz.

(Andy's voice interrupts the scene and all the dolls collapse) Andy runs into the scene looking for
Buzz

Andy: Mom, where was Buzz?

Mom: I don't know, I haven't seen it... Andy, I'm already at the door.

Andy: Mom, I can't find it.

Mom: well, bring another toy, run.

Andy: Ahhh, okay...

*The voice-over of Andy and his mother is heard as the curtain closes and Woody is left in front of
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Andy: I didn't find my Buzz, I know I left him there.

Mom: Son has to be there, he will appear

Curtain closed

SCENE 6: WE ARE LOST

*The car engine sounds and starts. Voiceovers of Andy and his mother, while Woody gets up from
the floor *

Andy: Shall I help pump gas?

Mom: Sure, I'll even let you drive.

Andy: yes!!!

Mom: Sure, when you're 16

Woody: Ohhh, fantastic! How am I going to convince everyone that it was an accident? (Buzz
appears on scene) Buzz! Buzz! Hahaha, you're alive. Ah good! Ah... I'm already saved, I'm already
saved. Andy will find you, take us to his room and you will tell everyone that this was just a big
mistake, huh buddy, buddy?

Buzz: I just want to tell you that even though you tried to eliminate me, revenge is not a concept
we practice on my planet.

Woody: oh, that's good

Buzz: But we're not on my planet, right?

Woody: no... no no...

*They start fighting, until they hear Andy's voice*

Andy: Pizza Planet Yes!

*They let go and Woody runs to the edge of the stage*

Woody: Andy... Can't you tell I'm not there? Oh, I'm lost Oh ho ho ho! (crying), I'm a lost toy. You
(addressing Buzz)

Buzz: Commissioner, you have to calm down.

Woody: This is not the time to calm down, I'm lost, Andy is not here. They're moving out of the
house in two days and it's your fault.

Buzz: My fault? Because of you the safety of the entire universe is in danger

Woody: What? What are you talking about?

Buzz: Located on the edge of the Galaxy, Emperor Zorg has been secretly manufacturing a weapon
with the destructive capacity to annihilate the entire planet. Only I have information that reveals
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the failure of that horrendous weapon and your friend of mine is responsible for delaying my
meeting with Star Command.

Woody: You're a toy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear. You are a fictional character; you are a
children's toy.

Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man and I pity you. Bye bye.

Woody: No Buzz, you have to go back. I found a spaceship, it's a Buzz spaceship…

Buzz: (standing facing the audience, on the edge of the stage) What a platform! Very good Woody,
ohh a ship (runs off stage)

Woody: Buzz! This can't happen to me (exits the scene behind Buzz)

*The light goes out and the curtain opens*

SCENE 7: THE CLAW –

*With the lights off, the curtain opens and the sound of video games begins to be heard and the
image of the games and the ship where the claw is is projected. The light turns on and on the stage
are the Martians and Buzz on a higher surface. *

Martian 1: A stranger

Martian 2: From outside

All Martians: Oooooohhhhh

Buzz: Greetings, I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace (As he walks towards the Martians, raising his
hand)

Martian 1: Tell us what your planet is like

All Martians: Yes

*Woody appears on the scene observing what is happening*

Buzz: It's an intergalactic emergency, I need to confiscate your ship. Who's in charge?

Martians (all): The claw! (pointing and looking up)

Martian 3: He is our master

Martian 2: Says who stays and who goes

Woody: This is unheard of (Cid's voice-over is heard) Oh no! Cid Down! (pushing Buzz among the
Martians)

Buzz: What's wrong Woody? I was going there...

Woody: You decided to get on this crap…

Martian 2: The claw, it moves

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Cid: Ah, a Buzz Lightyear. It just can't be.

*The claw begins to lower and falls on Buzz's head, Woody catches him*

Cid: Very good, double prizes (as the light goes out and the curtain closes) Let's go home and play
hahaha.

SCENE 8: I AM A TOY –

*The curtain opens, Buzz is sitting and sad with the explosive on his back*

Woody: Pshh Pshh, hey Buzz, hey, come here and see if you can take the box off of me. Come on
Buzz, I can't. Buzz, I can't do it without you, I need your help.

Buzz: I can't, I can't help anyone.

Woody: Of course. Buzz, you can get me out of here, then I'll take the rocket from you and we'll
escape to Andy's house.

Buzz: Andy's house, Cid's house, what's the difference?

Woody: Oh Buzz, it was a hard fall. You're not thinking straight.

Buzz: Yes Woody, for the first time I'm thinking clearly. You were right about everything, I'm not a
space guardian, I'm an insignificant toy made in Taiwan.

Woody: Hey, no wait, being a toy is way better than being a space guardian.

Buzz: Yeah sure.

Woody: Yes, seriously. Look, in that house there is a child who thinks you are the best and it is not
because you are a guardian of space but because you are a toy. You are his toy!

Buzz: And Andy, why would he want me?

Woody: Why would Andy want you? Look at you, you're a Buzz Lightyear. Any toy would give
anything to be you, you have wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that ugh
thing, you are a fantastic toy. In fact, too fantastic because... what an advantage a toy like me has
over a Buzz Lightyear figure in action. The only thing I know how to do is (pulls his lace behind his
back) “there's a snake in my boot.” Why would Andy want to play with me when he has you? I'm
the one who should be tied to the rocket.

(Buzz looks at his foot) …. Hey Buzz forget me, you have to get out while you can.

*Buzz approaches the box and starts pushing it. *

Woody: Buzz, what are you doing? I thought that…

*On one end of the stage Andy sitting on the stairs with the two dolls. The spotlight illuminates
them. *

Andy: Wow.

Mom: What's wrong?

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Andy: Woody and Buzz

Mom: Have you found them yet? Where were you?

Andy: Here in the car.

Mom: You see, what did I tell you? You left them here.

The light goes out

SCENE 10: THE END

The curtain opens - The sergeant and the soldiers on one of the stairs of the stage in a spy position
looking at the audience, the rest of the toys gathered together attentive to what they are saying.

Andy: Which one can I open first?

Sergeant: Incense here myrrh

Hab: Attention the suspense begins!

Rex: It's time!

*Betty grabs Woody with her cane*

Woody: Hey Betty, there must be another way to get my attention.

Betty: Merry Christmas Commissioner.

Rex: Maybe I have another dinosaur, a leaf eater so I can be the dominant predator, ha ha

Buzz: Wait a minute, silence.

Sergeant: Moly's first gift is... Mrs. Potato Head. I repeat, Mrs. Potato Head.

Hab: Ahhh

Mr. Potato: Ohh,

Hab: What a lucky dad!

Mr. Potato: I'm going to shave (removes mustache)

Sergeant: Go ahead incense, here myrrh. Andy is opening his gift

Woody: Buzz, Buzz Lightyear, you won't be worried.

Buzz: No, no… no no no no no, no

Sergeant: A big box, but…

Buzz: And you?

Woody: Ha ha ha! Come on Buzz, what could Andy get that was worse than you?

Andy's Voice: What is it? What is it? (a bark is heard) Wow, a little dog
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Woody: Hahaha

*Woody and Buzz look at each other surprised. *

The track for I am your faithful friend begins to play, all the characters while they sing and say
goodbye.

Farewell order:

1st Monkeys

2nd Martians

3rd Sergeant and soldiers

4th Room, Slinky and Betty

5th Mr. Potato Head and Rex

6th Andy, Andy and Cid's Mom

7th Woody and Buzz

Greeting, group applause and retreat