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and change course or you
learn to live with it,

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maybe even learn to love this new,
unexpected path ahead of you.

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How's Ike?

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Mild hypothermia, severe dehydration.

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He swallowed a lot of seawater,

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so the risk of secondary
drowning's still there.

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They're keeping an eye on him.

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Well, I'm surprised he survived so long.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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- Any news?
- No.

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Obviously, there's something wrong,

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given the time that she's been there.

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And we're her family.

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And what if they cocked up the delivery?

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- Are we? Family, that is.
- We're the fathers of her children.

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- At least, one of us is.
- Not me.

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Every one of my kids, when I
first looked at them, I knew,

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"They were mine." Not this time.

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What do you see when you
look at them, George?

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I see two beautiful children.

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When I was a kid, I loved surprises.

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The good kind.

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Not the blue tongue lizard my
brother left in the bottom of

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my bed,

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or the ones that life just hurls at
you... to smack you in the face.

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Got him!
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- I've got it.
- How long was that?

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- Like, two minutes.
- 12, actually.

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- Bottle, Arlo.
- Yeah, sure.

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- Hi, Chloe. Come in.
- Hello.

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Oh, good, someone's awake.

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- Someone's always awake.
- They pretty much just tag team.

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- Or, they go at the same time.
- Make that two bottles, Arlo.

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- Yeah, on it.
- Wow. You guys are good.

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Are we? 'Cause we're doing
a lot of not coping.

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A baby spewed in Dad's mouth.

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Yeah, that actually did happen. I
don't know why people say babies

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'spill, because this one projected.

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Oh, well, if they get enough
wind behind the feed,

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they can power-chuck like a
rugby player on his stag night.

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Your girlfriend's a natural.

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- Huh?
- Teen mum.

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- What?
- I'm out.

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- See ya later.
- Knock, knock.

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Dad, look, another lasagne.

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Oh, great. Hi, Katie.

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- You don't like lasagne?
- I, uh...

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No, it's, um, when Mum died, people
brought lasagne. Like, a lot.

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- Oh.
- Yeah. A birth, a death,

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it's the all-purpose comfort food.

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And we love it. We don't have
much time to cook so thank you.
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We appreciate it. Come in.

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This is... Thing Two?

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Ah, Thing One and Thing Two.

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No-one's really stepped
up on the name front yet?

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Well, Billy wasn't Billy for the
first three weeks of his life.

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- Who was he?
- Don't, Mum.

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- Beau.
- Beau?

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Yeah, short for Beauregard, which
is French and means 'beautiful'

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or 'handsome gaze'.

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Wanna hold the baby, Beau?

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Ooh! Pick me.

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Sweetheart.

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- Hey, um, hey, let's go for a walk.
- Or, we could stay here.
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Or we could go to the beach first,
just for a bit. Have a swim.

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Haven't you spent enough time
in the sea for one lifetime?

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Yeah, but haven't we spent
enough time in bed?

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Haven't you been enjoying it?

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Yeah. Yeah, I have.

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But, there's a whole world out there.

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- OK. I can get behind that.
- OK.

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What do people traditionally
do after they get engaged?

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Um, they get married?

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No. Well, yes. But before
the getting married part.

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Engagement party!

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Yep, yep, yep.

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Well, you could be a
bit more enthusiastic.
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Well, I mean, is it...
Is it a good time right

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now, though? You know, with...

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Are people feeling the party
vibe at this point in time?

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Well, I didn't think so. But then...

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A party might be just what
this town needs right now.

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- Don't you think?
- I can't remember

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the last time there was an
engagement party in Weld.

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Oh, wait on. Was it me and Robbie?

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But yours would be way better than that.

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- If you decide to have one.
- You know what they say.

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If there's no alcohol or karaoke to
celebrate it, did it really happen?

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But, you know, we don't have
to bow to it, the pressure.

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- Not if you don't want to.
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- want to...
- It's been disaster after disaster

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- around here. It might be nice...
- Exactly, and we don't want to have

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- another one.
- Why would our engagement party

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- be a disaster?
- No. No, that's...

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- that's...
- You think it's insensitive?

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Yes, insensitive. Could be. Could be.

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You could ask George what he thinks.

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He might be glad of the distraction.

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Maybe.

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You can take him round
that lasagne I made.

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Sure.

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- You're really good at that.
- It's easy.

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How do you...

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Like, who taught you how to do it?

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My first year as a Numpty, I did
work experience at Shining Tots.

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- Where?
- It's the day-care centre.

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I loved it, actually.

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Hi. G'day, Turners. Oh,
and everyone else.

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- What?
- That's a lasagne, isn't it?

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Yeah. Trace made it.

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You were right. Birth or death,

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we all express ourselves
with a layered pasta dish.

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Right.

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Is George in?

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It's the without warning
bit that gets you.

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Maybe, if you had an inkling that
something was about to change...

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- How you going?
- Hi.

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- You're working.
- Yep, the one thing I can't escape is

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- that I've got a column to write.
- Oh, yeah. Like death and taxes?

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Yeah. Yeah, something like that.

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- I'll leave you to it then, eh?
- Yep.

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- What is it, Woody?
- Tracey wants to have this

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engagement party thing.

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Well, no, she says she doesn't
care either way, but I can tell

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she's only saying that because she
can see that I'm not that keen.

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Well, why are you not that keen?

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Well, it's quite a long story, um...
which I can share with you

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at another time so don't worry about it.

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- Everything's alright, isn't it?
- Yeah.

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- Between you and Tracey?
- Oh, yeah, I love her to bits,

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- mate, there's no questions.
- Yeah, 'cause when you

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find someone that you love,
you've gotta... you know.

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Because you never know
what's round the corner.

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Yeah, but what if I do know
what's round the corner?

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What if I know exactly what is

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- around that corner, George?
- What do you mean?

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Don't worry about it. I'll see ya later.

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- Woody?
- Forget it.

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Ike?

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Ike!

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Ike!
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What was that about?

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I couldn't see you!

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Why would you do that,

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- just disappear, when you know...
- Hey, hey, look.

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- I'm scared.
- Shush. It's OK.

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- Tangaroa's got my back.
- Who?!

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Tangaroa.

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God of the sea. So you
don't have to worry.

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You think that because
you got lucky once...

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- that you can take stupid risks!
- Hey, I didn't get lucky.

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Hey. I almost lost you,

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forever, and I...

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Don't do that again.

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I'm sorry, OK?

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I'm sorry.

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Coo-ee! Just us, popping in.
Siouxsie's made a lasagne.

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What are the odds?

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It's a vegan lasagne.

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Last time I tried some of her vegan
food, I got quite the upset tummy,

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just a heads up. It's disgusting.

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I'll take him if you like.

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- It's OK, we're good.
- You can take this one if you like.

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- Yes, please.
- There you go.

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Billy!

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I read somewhere that babies like music.

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Yeah, screaming babies. I remember this.

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Billy, could we just turn it down?
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Sh!

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The noise out here is seriously
enough to wake the dead.

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I got her.

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Sh.

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You've got half of Weld out there.

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It's true what they say, it takes
a village to raise a child.

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- Which makes me the village idiot.
- No, it doesn't.

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Oh, I feel so useless, George.
Everybody doing my job for me.

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Major surgery,

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died twice on the table, removal
of spleen, you have many

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- very, very good excuses.
- So much for doing it all

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- on my own.
- Well, life doesn't always

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go according to plan. You
should know that by now.
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Well, thank you, for letting us be here.

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- I like it.
- Really?

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You like sleeping on the
couch in your own home?

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Sleeping? What's that?
No, I'm just kidding.

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I didn't think I'd ever say this...

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You hungry? There's
some lasagne that won't

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- fit in the fridge.
- Thanks, but I'm OK.

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OK.

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I'm sorry. You were saying?
You never thought that...

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Yeah. I never thought...

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Yo, George. Are we gonna
go do this thing?

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Thing?

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The thing.
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Oh, right.

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Um, I'm not sure what I'm meant to say.

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I'm sorry that you have to do this.

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I'm sorry that I'm the slapper

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with not two but three
potential fathers.

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- "Good luck" will do.
- Fingers crossed for a lucky escape.

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Well, that's the thing. I'm
not sure I want to escape.

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George.

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- We both know that you and I...
- No, no, no. I mean...

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Look, I thought I was done
with the nappies and the kids

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have grown up and there's no going back.

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But I wasn't expecting to enjoy it,

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which I am.

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So whatever the results of this thing,

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I won't mind.

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Three baby daddies. Who knew
your Aunty Jan was such a ho?

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That's not something I
want to think about.

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When I'm pregnant, I'm gonna be sure.

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Sure it's got a hot dad.

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How, exactly, do they
take blood around here?

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The ambo's for George. Fiona's his
ex, so she probably won't be gentle.

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You guys are like some kind of club.

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Of which two of us are
about to be kicked out of.

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Maybe. The tests may not prove anything.

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Let's get this over and
done with, shall we?

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Righto. You come with me.

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So, may the best man win.

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- Brother.
- Hey, floater.

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Hey, thank you.

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Hey, I heard I wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for you, so...

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- Glad I could help.
- Yeah, we owe you one.

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Thank you, Ollie.

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Thanking me as a unit. Excellent.

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What does that mean?

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Just glad to see you guys are back on.
You know, nothing like

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a near-death experience to
bring people back together.

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Something like that.

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Jokes.

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Hey, I'll see you guys round, eh?

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Chur.
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- You're pretty good at that.
- I know. Put your finger there.

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Right.

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So, I will take all these
samples to the lab after this.

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And depending on how busy they
are, you might have a result by

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tomorrow afternoon.

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Hopefully, you'll get some answers.

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Rule out some situations. You know,
some combinations of AB and B and O

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blood types, some of them can
mean impossible babies, so...

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00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:46,462
"Impossible babies."

245
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,207
Sounds like the name
of a band, doesn't it.

246
00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:52,796
It'll happen, Fiona, for you,

247
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,874
- one day.
- Yeah, well, Robbie got drunk

248
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:56,939
and offered to make a
baby with me, so...
249
00:13:56,964 --> 00:14:00,172
- That's very generous of him.
- I said no. Obviously.

250
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,800
I want a kid, but not with him.
So, yeah.

251
00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:06,252
- Is that why he left?
- What, he didn't get

252
00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:07,957
what he wanted and he bailed?

253
00:14:08,321 --> 00:14:09,841
Pretty much.

254
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,560
Well, you know, sometimes, you think you

255
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:16,884
know what you want, and then life
gives you the exact opposite

256
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,266
and you realise it's actually alright.

257
00:14:21,887 --> 00:14:24,327
So I should be happy
being a barren spinster?

258
00:14:25,774 --> 00:14:28,974
- You're not a spinster.
- Or barren.

259
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:34,341
I mean, I was adamant
that I'd done my time.

260
00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:36,654
And now?

261
00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:43,694
Good luck, George.
262
00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:46,941
I hope you get the answer you want.

263
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,760
All I'm saying is, why wouldn't
they want to celebrate?

264
00:14:58,487 --> 00:15:02,007
Maybe they are having a party,
only we're not invited.

265
00:15:02,074 --> 00:15:04,954
Woody and Tracey wouldn't not invite us.

266
00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:07,514
Although you did call
noise control on my 40th.

267
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,120
I wanted to go to bed.

268
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,441
You two haven't heard
anything, have you?

269
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,294
- Nope.
- Nah, not me.

270
00:15:14,341 --> 00:15:17,021
At this rate, I'm gonna have to
wait for your engagement party.

271
00:15:20,568 --> 00:15:23,792
That was exactly my reaction when I
sobered up after our first night

272
00:15:23,817 --> 00:15:25,697
together, eh, dear?

273
00:15:26,288 --> 00:15:29,263
- Everything since has been a joy.
- Ignore him.

274
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:32,874
And if you hear any talk of an
engagement party, you can tell me.

275
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,680
Sean doesn't have to come.

276
00:15:37,427 --> 00:15:40,667
- Ignore them.
- Yeah, I know.

277
00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:44,094
Sean and Brenda, that's
just how they roll.

278
00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:47,114
People here are still the
weirdest people I've ever met.

279
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,834
Ha! Maybe that's why I fit right in.

280
00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:51,654
You're, like, the sanest person here.

281
00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:52,832
Nah, not anymore.

282
00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:55,654
Ike, what's going on here?

283
00:15:57,014 --> 00:15:59,614
- Hey, you should head home.
- What?

284
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,627
One stupid joke about us getting

285
00:16:01,652 --> 00:16:03,612
engaged and you've gone all dark on it?

286
00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:07,187
FYI, I'm not looking to catch
me a man anytime soon.

287
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,465
I just, I need to think, OK?
288
00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:12,107
About what?

289
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:14,540
Just go home.

290
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,114
Go see your dad and Jan and that.

291
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:20,487
OK? I don't want them hating on
me for taking up all your time.

292
00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:22,115
OK?

293
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:27,854
Yeah. Sure. I'll see you later.

294
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,407
- Do I still have a job?
- Yeah, course you do.

295
00:16:36,431 --> 00:16:37,551
Even though you fired me.

296
00:16:37,576 --> 00:16:39,393
- No, I threatened to fire you.
- But you're not going to?

297
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:40,433
- No.
- Even though I've got

298
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,396
no idea how to put a newspaper
together without Gloria?

299
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,180
We'll figure something out.
There's no rush.

300
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,140
Yeah, but you're still
going to pay me, right?
301
00:16:46,454 --> 00:16:49,105
I consider it an
investment in our future.

302
00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:53,992
- Which is what?
- Not here yet, but it will be.

303
00:16:54,419 --> 00:16:55,419
Just one question.

304
00:16:55,444 --> 00:16:58,164
- No, you can't have any more money.
- No, it's about Jan.

305
00:16:58,301 --> 00:17:01,381
She's been asking for you. When are
you going to come and see her?

306
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,980
I'm thinking about it.

307
00:17:05,881 --> 00:17:07,201
I could DJ if you want.

308
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,874
At what?

309
00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:13,947
The engagement party, of course.

310
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:19,020
- Oh, are you serious?
- Yeah.

311
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,686
Do you have experience in DJ-ing?

312
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:23,470
I've got a great collection
of cassettes. I'd just need

313
00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:26,005
- something to play them on.
- Bill, leave them alone, please.
314
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,520
- But...
- No.

315
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:38,572
Now, I have an idea how you can stop
people hassling you to have a party.

316
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:41,274
Have a party.

317
00:17:41,401 --> 00:17:45,572
Or, here is an even more genius idea.
I will have one for you.

318
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:48,213
Only I won't tell you where
or when because it will be

319
00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:49,952
a surprise party. No-one is

320
00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:53,148
going to say a single word more to
you if they think it's a surprise.

321
00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:57,190
You are not just a pretty face.
When are you thinking?

322
00:17:57,215 --> 00:17:59,815
Ahh, well, that is for me to know
and for you to act surprised.

323
00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:02,200
- We can do that. Can't we?
- Yeah.

324
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:05,561
Great. Now, just enjoy the
serenity of no-one hassling you.

325
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:08,817
This is great, Woody. A
really good solution.
326
00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:10,482
Yeah, really good.

327
00:18:10,774 --> 00:18:12,214
Corker.

328
00:18:15,622 --> 00:18:21,696
So, are you hoping for
a 'yes' or a 'no'?

329
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,152
- Huh?
- Thing One and Thing Two,

330
00:18:25,224 --> 00:18:27,442
our maybe brothers?

331
00:18:28,242 --> 00:18:30,922
- Whatever Dad wants, I guess.
- Yeah, I don't really mind.

332
00:18:30,957 --> 00:18:33,037
Yeah, and you'll have your
own little Lindsay Junior

333
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:34,703
- to play with soon.
- Don't say that.

334
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:36,669
- Calm down.
- No, it's just,

335
00:18:37,176 --> 00:18:38,893
if it's a joke, it's lame.

336
00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:41,276
Oh, my god. She's actually got you

337
00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:43,741
- worried, hasn't she?
- No. No.

338
00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:46,329
- I'm not worried.
- Maybe you should be.
339
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:48,074
What else is she going
to do with her life?

340
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:50,721
Right, and what are you doing
with your life, again?

341
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:54,337
Apart from playing Ross and
Rachel from 'Friends' with Ike.

342
00:18:54,643 --> 00:18:57,643
That's harsh. And weird. And old.

343
00:18:57,909 --> 00:19:00,549
Man, you and Lindsay should so
go off and have babies together.

344
00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:03,679
OK, so, what, you and Ike
have been together nine,

345
00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:05,513
ten minutes now? So it's probably
time you break up again.

346
00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:08,017
You know that even though she
wants to breed, Lindsay is still

347
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,964
- totally wrong for you, right?
- OK, while you two are sharing

348
00:19:10,989 --> 00:19:13,789
the love, or whatever it is you're
doing, what's happening with the...

349
00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:16,148
- The babies, they're fine.
- All under control, Dad.

350
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:17,948
Good.
351
00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,450
Drama queen.

352
00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:22,509
So under her thumb.

353
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:28,500
Um... I'm not treading
on your toes, am I?

354
00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:31,949
Twin babies in the house. I'll
accept any offer of help.

355
00:19:32,036 --> 00:19:34,636
Good. Good.

356
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:36,583
Ta.

357
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,821
You know, I'm loving this.
Every second of it.

358
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,250
And I'm just kicking myself
that I've left my run too late.

359
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,261
How do you mean?

360
00:19:45,649 --> 00:19:47,847
I just wish I'd had the
guts to leave my wife.

361
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:50,829
If I had when Jan wanted me to,
she wouldn't have come here,

362
00:19:51,563 --> 00:19:54,232
to you, to Zac.

363
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:56,543
Yeah, well, things were
very messy back then.
364
00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:59,171
Then there'd be no question.
I'd be the dad.

365
00:19:59,776 --> 00:20:01,591
I'd be with Jan.

366
00:20:01,949 --> 00:20:03,714
We'd be a family.

367
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,363
And I'd be the happiest
man in the world.

368
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,004
- Have you told her this?
- No, I can't. I can't.

369
00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:12,829
She's sick, she's gotta get better.

370
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,812
Yeah, well, things will be a lot
clearer once the results are back.

371
00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:17,259
Yeah, well, they've told us
it might not prove anything.

372
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,260
Yeah, but we have, and it
means that at least one of us

373
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,884
- will be the father.
- But I don't care.

374
00:20:20,908 --> 00:20:22,456
I don't care about the biology.

375
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:26,134
Those little boys are Jan's boys.
That's all that matters.

376
00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:29,596
You love her.
377
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:35,990
Alright. Cards on the table.

378
00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:42,807
If they are yours, or Zac's, I'm
still willing to support them.

379
00:20:44,349 --> 00:20:46,349
How about you?

380
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,909
Is she receiving visitors?

381
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,043
Good, you're awake.

382
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,489
Well, about time.

383
00:21:04,537 --> 00:21:06,044
You're looking well.

384
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:08,401
Considering. Did you hear I
died twice on the table?

385
00:21:08,442 --> 00:21:10,842
- How cool is that, huh?
- And...

386
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,035
White lights? Choirs of angels?

387
00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:14,656
No fire and brimstone, either.

388
00:21:15,063 --> 00:21:17,863
Whatever brimstone is. I probably
deserve a bit of brimstone.

389
00:21:18,316 --> 00:21:19,612
Why would you say that?

390
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,875
I'm the girl who doesn't know who
the father of her babies is.

391
00:21:23,236 --> 00:21:25,916
Well, it's not ideal,
but you'll find out.

392
00:21:28,323 --> 00:21:31,403
Jan, I owe you an apology.

393
00:21:32,523 --> 00:21:33,748
For what?

394
00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:38,503
Before your waters broke, before
all the drama, what I said.

395
00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:40,614
- You don't have to...
- No, no, I do.

396
00:21:40,638 --> 00:21:43,397
I've been beating myself up about it.
You see, I thought you were

397
00:21:43,422 --> 00:21:45,302
a damsel in distress and,

398
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:49,430
well, I've always been kind of
attracted to distressed damsels.

399
00:21:49,922 --> 00:21:51,268
Uh-huh.

400
00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:52,881
But I was wrong.

401
00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:56,051
You're a strong, modern,
independent woman and you want to

402
00:21:56,075 --> 00:21:58,940
raise those babies on your own,
and that's just what you'll do.

403
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,441
Once you're back on your feet.

404
00:22:01,876 --> 00:22:05,590
I don't feel especially
strong, or independent.

405
00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:07,683
Well, give yourself time.

406
00:22:07,749 --> 00:22:09,389
You've been through hell.

407
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,092
I just...

408
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:15,434
It's easy to make those sweeping
statements when you have no idea

409
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,939
what life will be like with two

410
00:22:18,076 --> 00:22:21,799
helpless, tiny human beings.

411
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,314
How will I manage,

412
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,747
when it's just me?

413
00:22:29,263 --> 00:22:30,677
So, are you saying...

414
00:22:31,902 --> 00:22:33,086
What, you want me to...

415
00:22:33,111 --> 00:22:37,528
What? Oh! No, no, no, no.
Oh, god, I'm sorry.

416
00:22:37,553 --> 00:22:38,913
I'm making things worse, aren't I?

417
00:22:38,937 --> 00:22:42,137
Just, you see, the thing is,

418
00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:46,929
I've actually realised that I
don't want to do it on my own.

419
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,368
And that I want to do it with someone.

420
00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:54,043
Someone in particular.

421
00:22:56,499 --> 00:23:00,459
One of the, um, candidates?

422
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:05,200
But, you know, it didn't work out
before... before there were babies

423
00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:07,075
in the mix. So...

424
00:23:08,058 --> 00:23:12,517
Well... babies have a strange
way of changing everything.

425
00:23:13,472 --> 00:23:15,272
They do.

426
00:23:15,988 --> 00:23:19,668
I'm a mum now. Time to grow up.

427
00:23:42,914 --> 00:23:44,468
She's in good spirits.

428
00:23:44,587 --> 00:23:46,287
She is.

429
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,348
You won't be needing
parental leave, will you?

430
00:23:48,647 --> 00:23:51,287
I should warn you, it's not paid
in this country. Not for fathers.
431
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:54,388
I'm not 100% sure I'm a father
again, anyway. Not yet.

432
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:56,628
Neither am I.

433
00:23:57,113 --> 00:23:59,643
Of course. Yeah.

434
00:23:59,925 --> 00:24:01,668
I'll take her some dinner.

435
00:24:01,932 --> 00:24:04,083
Just quietly, I think the
lady wants it to be you.

436
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,046
What makes you say that?

437
00:24:06,094 --> 00:24:09,014
Well, I can read between the
lines, George. Good luck.

438
00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:17,375
Life is full of surprises,
waiting around almost every

439
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,748
corner to accost the unsuspecting.

440
00:24:20,213 --> 00:24:23,247
Like the bloke who'd done the
baby thing, was glad to be rid of

441
00:24:23,272 --> 00:24:28,195
the nappy thing, the crying thing,
the sleepless nights thing.

442
00:24:33,534 --> 00:24:36,517
Sh, sh.

443
00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:42,240
And yet, found himself, surprisingly...
444
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:45,326
There you go. Still got it.

445
00:24:46,421 --> 00:24:47,995
Still the man.

446
00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:49,994
..happy.

447
00:24:50,838 --> 00:24:53,452
OK. Don't laugh. OK, stop.

448
00:24:53,477 --> 00:24:54,643
Here we go.

449
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:58,964
And one, two, three. Whoa!

450
00:24:59,356 --> 00:25:01,665
Oh, my god, you guys.

451
00:25:01,712 --> 00:25:02,790
What a surprise!

452
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:05,282
That's a real surprise.

453
00:25:07,162 --> 00:25:09,161
- I can't. I can't do it.
- That was terrible.

454
00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:10,935
We can do better than that.

455
00:25:12,835 --> 00:25:14,715
What?

456
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,272
I love you, Tracey.

457
00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:20,185
Aw. Well, that's lucky, considering
we're getting married and all.

458
00:25:44,874 --> 00:25:48,334
How friggin' cute is that?

459
00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,218
Should we, like, move him?

460
00:25:55,482 --> 00:25:57,242
The baby, I mean, not Dad.

461
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:05,574
- Have they been fed?
- What? Yeah.

462
00:26:06,241 --> 00:26:08,201
I wasn't asleep. I was just...

463
00:26:10,801 --> 00:26:12,561
You're getting pretty
good at that, Lindsay.

464
00:26:12,629 --> 00:26:15,804
Thanks. I'm just glad there's
something I'm good at.

465
00:26:59,461 --> 00:27:00,517
Hi.

466
00:27:00,988 --> 00:27:02,428
Hi.

467
00:27:05,808 --> 00:27:07,848
Meet Thing Two.

468
00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,914
Hello, Thing Two.

469
00:27:16,242 --> 00:27:17,842
Look, I'm not gonna stay.

470
00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:19,225
I just brought...

471
00:27:19,328 --> 00:27:21,928
You know, they're from the lab, so,

472
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:25,419
- I'll pop it there.
- Yeah.

473
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,088
It suits ya.

474
00:27:31,402 --> 00:27:33,081
Old hand, I guess.

475
00:27:33,155 --> 00:27:34,795
Yeah.

476
00:27:36,528 --> 00:27:39,072
Anyway, I'm party-planning, so.

477
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,307
Was that Fiona?

478
00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:46,805
Yeah.

479
00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:51,362
With the envelope.

480
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,026
- OK.
- I'll round up the usual suspects,

481
00:27:54,141 --> 00:27:55,712
I suppose.

482
00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:06,717
_

483
00:28:14,673 --> 00:28:17,902
_

484
00:28:18,188 --> 00:28:19,868
With what?

485
00:28:20,723 --> 00:28:25,616
_

486
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:30,473
_

487
00:28:50,908 --> 00:28:58,056
Oh, my god. Um... I think that...

488
00:29:04,622 --> 00:29:08,502
Well, Zac, your blood type is AB.
Like mine. AB.

489
00:29:08,555 --> 00:29:09,663
That's helpful.

490
00:29:09,721 --> 00:29:12,576
Well, it is, actually. Because,
Steve, your blood type is B.

491
00:29:13,122 --> 00:29:19,956
And the babies are O,
just like their mum.

492
00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:24,082
What? What does that mean?

493
00:29:24,802 --> 00:29:30,426
B and O can make O, but not AB and O.

494
00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:35,874
That means... it's you, Steve.

495
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,554
I wanted it to be you.

496
00:29:39,668 --> 00:29:41,188
No offence taken, eh, George?

497
00:29:41,594 --> 00:29:42,815
Not at all.

498
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:43,908
Yes!

499
00:29:43,933 --> 00:29:46,905
I'm a dad! I'm actually a dad!

500
00:29:50,111 --> 00:29:51,360
I love you.

501
00:29:51,783 --> 00:29:54,882
And I, despite everything,

502
00:29:54,907 --> 00:29:55,933
I love you, too.

503
00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:57,337
So that works.

504
00:29:57,446 --> 00:29:59,264
- Shall we?
- Yeah.

505
00:29:59,289 --> 00:30:01,009
Can you believe it?

506
00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:03,100
I've always wanted this.

507
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,680
- Really?
- Yes!

508
00:30:04,742 --> 00:30:06,422
I never would've guessed.

509
00:30:08,294 --> 00:30:11,164
Well, happy reunion, eh?

510
00:30:11,212 --> 00:30:13,332
Yeah. Yeah, good result for Jan.

511
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:14,670
And Steve.

512
00:30:14,742 --> 00:30:20,109
- Yeah. Him, too.
- You alright, mate?

513
00:30:21,623 --> 00:30:22,629
Yeah.

514
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,734
Yeah, I'm fine.

515
00:30:39,203 --> 00:30:41,631
- Hello?
- Hey, Tracey, I hope you two

516
00:30:41,656 --> 00:30:43,589
have got a moment to
spare because I have got

517
00:30:43,614 --> 00:30:46,363
a beautiful little two-beddy
cottage that's perfect for you.

518
00:30:47,390 --> 00:30:50,057
Actually, Monty, we're not
really in the market for a...

519
00:30:52,073 --> 00:30:54,114
Sure, Monty. You can show

520
00:30:54,139 --> 00:30:56,791
- us a two-bedroom cottage.
- Great. Pick you up in ten?

521
00:30:56,905 --> 00:30:58,525
- Yes, you can pick us up in ten.
- I think you're gonna love this.

522
00:30:58,549 --> 00:31:01,372
It is perfect for a newlywed couple.

523
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:03,726
Why do we wanna go and have
a look at a house for?

524
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:06,377
- What's wrong with this place?
- It's an excuse.

525
00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:09,550
This'll be the surprise. God, how
gullible do they think we are?

526
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,937
Ahh. OK.
527
00:31:14,466 --> 00:31:17,292
Two bedrooms, one bathroom.

528
00:31:18,356 --> 00:31:19,916
Okey-dokey.

529
00:31:24,612 --> 00:31:26,552
Pretty spacious.

530
00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:28,890
Wa-hey...

531
00:31:29,850 --> 00:31:32,610
- There's a car coming!
- Ooh! Hide!

532
00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:37,410
OK, OK, not everyone can
hide behind the counter!

533
00:31:43,723 --> 00:31:45,563
How's Gloria?

534
00:31:46,502 --> 00:31:48,445
- OK.
- That's good.

535
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:53,257
Did I tell you that I
think I want to be a cop?

536
00:31:53,629 --> 00:31:55,707
They're coming.

537
00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:01,150
Surprise!

538
00:32:02,683 --> 00:32:04,683
Thank you. Much appreciated.

539
00:32:05,403 --> 00:32:06,763
- Bless.
- Bill!

540
00:32:07,390 --> 00:32:08,910
You said tell you when a car pulls up.

541
00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:11,718
Monty's car, not any car!
Use your common sense!

542
00:32:12,035 --> 00:32:14,435
You guys don't mind if we just
stop here for a tick, do you?

543
00:32:14,459 --> 00:32:15,915
It's to drop some flyers.

544
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,737
Sure, Monty.

545
00:32:17,777 --> 00:32:19,457
We can stop off at the surf club.

546
00:32:19,497 --> 00:32:21,697
Great, 'cause I'm not coming
back this way again, so...

547
00:32:21,721 --> 00:32:23,417
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No,
it's all good, mate.

548
00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:25,017
Great, won't be a tick.

549
00:32:25,057 --> 00:32:27,833
Monty MacNamara, MacNamara Realty.

550
00:32:27,877 --> 00:32:30,117
- Where are you?
- At the Surf Club, why?

551
00:32:30,457 --> 00:32:32,377
You were meant to be
bringing Tracey and Woody

552
00:32:32,476 --> 00:32:33,555
to the surprise party!

553
00:32:33,669 --> 00:32:34,898
- Was I?
- Yes!

554
00:32:34,963 --> 00:32:36,723
You need to show them a house.

555
00:32:36,783 --> 00:32:38,663
You need to show them a house.

556
00:32:38,977 --> 00:32:41,285
Well, a newlywed couple would
probably need more space.

557
00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:43,330
Excellent. You can say that to them.

558
00:32:44,493 --> 00:32:46,737
I'd like to think I know
how to do my job, Fiona.

559
00:32:47,148 --> 00:32:49,737
Oh! I thought you wanted
me to actually show them

560
00:32:49,777 --> 00:32:51,796
- a house on the way to the party.
- Dad!

561
00:32:51,976 --> 00:32:55,075
- Well, why didn't you just say?
- Just get to the Boat Club!

562
00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:56,150
Hurry up!

563
00:32:57,763 --> 00:32:59,913
Come on, no time to waste.

564
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:06,250
Kia ora. This is Ike. Leave a message.

565
00:33:08,644 --> 00:33:10,791
- They here yet?
- No.

566
00:33:11,898 --> 00:33:14,298
The results are back.
You're not a big sister.

567
00:33:14,838 --> 00:33:18,423
- Well, except for Arlo.
- Are you OK?

568
00:33:19,263 --> 00:33:20,980
Sure. Yeah, for five minutes there,

569
00:33:21,005 --> 00:33:24,630
I thought it would be nice to, you
know, watch them grow up, but...

570
00:33:26,392 --> 00:33:31,191
- never mind. We should get in there.
- You go. I'll catch up later.

571
00:33:31,978 --> 00:33:32,978
You OK?

572
00:33:33,064 --> 00:33:35,026
Sure. All good.

573
00:33:40,344 --> 00:33:41,384
Surprise!

574
00:33:41,656 --> 00:33:43,336
Oh, for heaven's sake, it's just George.

575
00:33:43,823 --> 00:33:46,663
Bill, do you not know what
Monty's car looks like?

576
00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:48,590
Not really, Dad. I'm not
really a car person.

577
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:51,790
- That's not very manly of you, Dad.
- Well?

578
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,883
Not me. It's Steve.

579
00:33:55,843 --> 00:33:57,363
- Oh.
- Oi!

580
00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,723
Look who I found outside.

581
00:34:00,077 --> 00:34:01,797
Surprise!

582
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:05,807
- Wow! What a wonderful surprise.
- Yeah.

583
00:34:08,399 --> 00:34:10,345
No, we had no idea this was happening.

584
00:34:10,378 --> 00:34:13,778
Aw, that's lovely. And who says
you can't keep a secret in Weld?

585
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:16,273
The party can go on as
late as you like. I pulled

586
00:34:16,299 --> 00:34:19,252
a few strings and there won't be any
noise control round here tonight.

587
00:34:19,311 --> 00:34:21,346
That's very thoughtful of you, Sean.

588
00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:23,938
It's a nice one.

589
00:34:24,268 --> 00:34:26,618
Mind you, not that we have a
publication to publish it in.

590
00:34:26,658 --> 00:34:28,418
It'll find a home, don't you worry.

591
00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:31,412
Zac told me about the blood results.
You OK?

592
00:34:31,812 --> 00:34:33,372
Yeah, I'm fine.
593
00:34:33,758 --> 00:34:35,911
I thought you were enjoying
the whole dad thing.

594
00:34:35,984 --> 00:34:37,944
I was, actually. Took me by surprise.

595
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:43,938
I guess the universe is telling
me that that ship has sailed.

596
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:47,018
Well, if your kids are anything
to go by, you sailed very well.

597
00:34:47,283 --> 00:34:48,883
Not a shipwreck in sight.

598
00:34:48,978 --> 00:34:50,418
Yet.

599
00:34:58,992 --> 00:35:00,432
Ike?

600
00:35:09,898 --> 00:35:11,341
Hey.

601
00:35:12,008 --> 00:35:13,964
So, the party?

602
00:35:14,584 --> 00:35:16,091
Sorry.

603
00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:18,652
Sorry, I forgot.

604
00:35:18,872 --> 00:35:21,552
Ike, what's wrong? And
don't say there's nothing

605
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:24,315
- 'cause there is. Is it me?
- No,

606
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,860
- Have I done something wrong?
- No, no. No, look, it's not you.

607
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,565
It's not you. Look,
you've been amazing. OK?

608
00:35:30,393 --> 00:35:32,433
Then what?

609
00:35:33,983 --> 00:35:35,904
It's really difficult to explain.

610
00:35:35,951 --> 00:35:38,311
Can you at least try?

611
00:35:42,447 --> 00:35:45,224
Look, when I was out there,

612
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,578
you know, floating around,
there were, um...

613
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,463
- There were people with me.
- I don't...

614
00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:58,471
I know you're not going to get it, OK?
But, the thing was,

615
00:35:58,496 --> 00:36:01,136
I wasn't alone.

616
00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:04,907
What, were there were mermaids?

617
00:36:08,485 --> 00:36:10,818
- See, I knew you wouldn't get it.
- I'm sorry.

618
00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:12,431
I'll try to understand.

619
00:36:12,456 --> 00:36:14,216
No, please don't.

620
00:36:15,018 --> 00:36:18,183
I don't need you to, 'cause this
is my thing. OK? Me and Tangaroa.

621
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,276
Maori god of the sea.

622
00:36:20,988 --> 00:36:22,738
See? I can understand.

623
00:36:22,818 --> 00:36:25,578
Shay. Please, I need to be alone.

624
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,020
OK.

625
00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:32,934
I'll come back after the party.

626
00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:35,538
No, I mean...

627
00:36:36,065 --> 00:36:38,705
I mean properly alone.

628
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,298
I just

629
00:36:42,611 --> 00:36:45,891
need to figure out some stuff and
I need to do that by myself, OK?

630
00:36:50,985 --> 00:36:52,905
You're breaking up with me?

631
00:36:55,105 --> 00:36:57,386
Shouldn't have even got back
together in the first place.

632
00:36:57,410 --> 00:37:01,771
But I realised, out of all
this, that I... I love you.

633
00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:04,138
And I love you, too.

634
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:07,433
- Then what is the problem here?
- I can't be with you, OK?

635
00:37:07,799 --> 00:37:11,018
With what's going on in my
head, I just need to be alone,

636
00:37:11,112 --> 00:37:12,752
to sort it out. I'm sorry.

637
00:37:30,764 --> 00:37:32,604
- You're up. You're out.
- I know.

638
00:37:32,644 --> 00:37:35,876
- There's a whole wide world out here.
- Yeah. Where are the little guys?

639
00:37:35,964 --> 00:37:38,444
They're at home, with their dad.

640
00:37:38,928 --> 00:37:40,124
Yeah.

641
00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:42,664
Sorry. I just like saying
it, that's he's their...

642
00:37:43,126 --> 00:37:45,933
Anyway, you OK with all this?

643
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,924
What, that my friend, who almost
died ten days ago, is happy

644
00:37:48,964 --> 00:37:50,604
and in love? Course I'm OK with it.

645
00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:54,604
I am. Happy. And in love.
Both those things.

646
00:37:55,497 --> 00:37:58,105
We're going back to Sydney, as
soon as we've got passports

647
00:37:58,130 --> 00:37:59,531
for Harry and Arthur.

648
00:38:00,031 --> 00:38:03,861
- Arthur?
- Family name. Steve's family.

649
00:38:06,070 --> 00:38:07,703
You have been

650
00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:12,564
so, so amazing. Thank you.

651
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,076
Of course you're going back to Sydney.
It's your home.

652
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,481
It is. One of the two I seem to have.

653
00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:19,678
I think your dad's kinda
gutted it wasn't him.

654
00:38:21,704 --> 00:38:24,764
Yeah. Just a bit, though.

655
00:38:25,081 --> 00:38:29,441
It was cool, though. It made
me realise what I wanna do

656
00:38:29,627 --> 00:38:32,428
- with my life.
- OK, I don't want a baby!

657
00:38:32,637 --> 00:38:34,557
What?

658
00:38:34,724 --> 00:38:38,004
- Ew. Neither do I.
- You don't?

659
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,610
I want to be a day-care teacher, Arlo.

660
00:38:41,977 --> 00:38:44,804
Take a proper early
childhood education course.

661
00:38:45,154 --> 00:38:47,044
I think I'd be good at it.

662
00:38:48,133 --> 00:38:49,524
Yeah.

663
00:38:49,824 --> 00:38:51,904
I think you would, too.

664
00:38:58,004 --> 00:39:00,684
- No, you have to say something.
- But I wasn't planning on it,

665
00:39:00,724 --> 00:39:01,804
- Big Mac.
- No, no, no,

666
00:39:01,844 --> 00:39:04,004
just speak from the heart, Woody.

667
00:39:04,044 --> 00:39:08,693
- Speech!
- I'll kill the music.

668
00:39:08,924 --> 00:39:13,204
OK. Right. This isn't really my...

669
00:39:13,405 --> 00:39:15,324
Speeches aren't really my thing.

670
00:39:15,391 --> 00:39:18,324
Where's George? George do you wanna
come up? You're a man of words.

671
00:39:18,364 --> 00:39:19,963
No, it's all yours, mate.

672
00:39:20,037 --> 00:39:26,270
Thanks, mate. Um, OK. I wanna say
thanks to Fiona for organising

673
00:39:26,316 --> 00:39:30,244
this surprising surprise party.
Thank you.

674
00:39:33,284 --> 00:39:37,804
And thanks to Monty for
delivering us here, eventually.

675
00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:42,955
And just, thanks to all
of you guys for coming.

676
00:39:42,994 --> 00:39:46,975
It means a lot to us, so thanks.

677
00:39:47,824 --> 00:39:49,744
And, uh,

678
00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:53,044
I wanna say thanks to
the woman that I love.

679
00:39:53,407 --> 00:39:56,444
- Tracey Dennis.
- Yow!

680
00:39:57,133 --> 00:40:00,044
I have adored Trace for

681
00:40:00,591 --> 00:40:02,884
the longest time.

682
00:40:03,411 --> 00:40:06,404
And when I finally realised that she

683
00:40:06,690 --> 00:40:09,484
didn't mind me too much, either,

684
00:40:09,722 --> 00:40:11,564
actually she

685
00:40:11,968 --> 00:40:13,724
quite liked me,
686
00:40:14,489 --> 00:40:16,302
well, that just...

687
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:20,164
I mean, that just made
everything, and I mean

688
00:40:20,477 --> 00:40:22,957
everything, different.

689
00:40:24,157 --> 00:40:26,024
The sun got brighter.

690
00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:27,637
Surfing got a whole lot neater.

691
00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:31,084
The bird song, you know, it got

692
00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,684
heaps birdier.

693
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,299
'Cause when you love someone... you just

694
00:40:36,457 --> 00:40:40,419
suddenly realise that you're looking
at the world with two pairs of eyes.

695
00:40:40,444 --> 00:40:42,004
Not just one.

696
00:40:42,903 --> 00:40:44,484
And you want what they want.

697
00:40:45,116 --> 00:40:47,819
And you know that there's
another person in the planet

698
00:40:48,051 --> 00:40:51,644
that just knows you, just inside out.

699
00:40:52,069 --> 00:40:54,604
That's a bloody good feeling, that.
700
00:40:55,355 --> 00:40:57,684
It's a really good feeling, Trace.

701
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:06,044
So why wouldn't you want to
hold onto that for the rest

702
00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:07,692
of your life?

703
00:41:23,452 --> 00:41:26,644
Not a bad speech. Ending
was a little abrupt.

704
00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,091
- I've got it.
- Tell him to come back.

705
00:41:40,021 --> 00:41:41,717
- What're you doing?
- Well,

706
00:41:41,764 --> 00:41:44,136
I was gonna get in my van and
get the hell out of here.

707
00:41:44,178 --> 00:41:46,813
And then I realised, well,
I can't really do that.

708
00:41:46,891 --> 00:41:48,140
- Good!
- Yeah, 'cause I don't have my van

709
00:41:48,164 --> 00:41:49,780
with me, George. I came with Monty.

710
00:41:49,979 --> 00:41:51,299
Actually, can you give me a lift?

711
00:41:51,323 --> 00:41:53,283
- Help you do a runner?
- Yeah, come on, let's go.

712
00:41:53,308 --> 00:41:55,673
Why would I want to do that?
Why would you want to do that?

713
00:41:55,703 --> 00:41:58,903
Because I've stuffed up, mate!
OK? I can't marry her.

714
00:41:59,137 --> 00:42:02,504
What? No, I don't believe it.
After all the stuff you said in

715
00:42:02,551 --> 00:42:05,350
there, you're telling me you're
getting a case of cold feet?

716
00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:06,775
No, no, no, my feet are good, mate.

717
00:42:06,848 --> 00:42:08,007
OK? And I love her.

718
00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:10,272
I love her more than anything,
but I cannot marry her...

719
00:42:10,296 --> 00:42:11,318
- Woody!
- On account of

720
00:42:11,343 --> 00:42:13,943
the fact that I'm already married.

721
00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:17,978
Yeah. I'm already married, mate.

722
00:42:18,654 --> 00:42:20,254
Bit of a bugger, that.

723
00:42:22,027 --> 00:42:26,027
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724
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,994
_

725
00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:31,941
- Will you marry me?
- Yes.

726
00:42:32,063 --> 00:42:33,833
It gets complicated.

727
00:42:33,907 --> 00:42:35,627
I forgot, when I was
livin' in Australia...

728
00:42:35,774 --> 00:42:36,974
I was alraedy married.

729
00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:39,023
To get out of this one...

730
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,163
It's just a matter of findin' her
and just gettin' a quickie divorce.

731
00:42:41,187 --> 00:42:43,589
- Without Tracey finding out?
- Ideally, yeah.

732
00:42:43,823 --> 00:42:46,572
...he'll need the help
of the entire town.

733
00:42:46,597 --> 00:42:48,175
- Tell her.
- No!

734
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:51,319
- This is a fellowship.
- Like 'Lord of the Rings'.

735
00:42:51,829 --> 00:42:53,873
Except without the wargs and so forth.

736
00:42:53,964 --> 00:42:57,812
But finding his ex will take
him somewhere unexpected.

737
00:42:57,923 --> 00:42:59,879
- Yeah, g'day.
- Uh...

738
00:43:00,113 --> 00:43:01,699
There's a complication, I'm afraid.

739
00:43:01,827 --> 00:43:03,827
Is it really over?

740
00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:07,402
New, 800 Words, next Tuesday.