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Requirement Engineer-
ing for Knowledge-
Intensive Processes
Reference Architecture for
the Selection of a Learning
Management System
Foreword by Prof. Dr. Michael Bächle
Sven-Michael Wundenberg
Laupheim, Germany
BestMasters
ISBN 978-3-658-08831-6 ISBN 978-3-658-08832-3 (eBook)
DOI 10.1007/978-3-658-08832-3
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Foreword
This constructivist Master Thesis discusses the development of a reference-
architecture for the Learning Management System’s (LMS) selection process in a
polytechnic-knowledge-transfer organization.
The focus lies on the Requirement Engineering (RE) process’s quintessence based
on research about standard RE procedures and RE approaches combined with basic
knowledge about LMS and best-practice experiences for LMS projects.
The resulting reference-architecture, particularly its frameworks and questionnaires,
were tested prototypically in the real-life instance of a polytechnic school, the TA, and
delivered outstanding results (rated by stakeholder-representatives and experienced
providers of a commercialized LMS). The developed reference architecture was
found to represent a solid, easy to use and well-structured guideline for the RE-
process, the additional conceptualization and the creation of information necessary to
consult the stakeholders.
This advisory information not only recommends which LMS fits the respective
school’s requirements, business-structure and objectives best, but also provides
concepts for the consecutive steps of the LMS-implementation and -operation and it
delivers objective data on cost structure and cost-effectiveness considerations in re-
gard to the individual LMS. The reference architecture therefore features clear pro-
cess models, checklists and a questionnaire which summarizes basic questions and
the corresponding elicitation-circumstances for the requirement-elicitation process.
This thesis comprises information from the fields of RE, Knowledge Management
Systems (KMS), E-Learning, and cost-utility analysis.
Prof. Dr. M. Bächle
Table of Content VII
Table of Content
Foreword .......................................................................................................... V
Appendices ........................................................................................................ 91
List of Appendices .........................................................................................................91
List of Figures
Figure 1: RE Process Model .................................................................................... 5
Figure 2: Requirement Elicitation Techniques ....................................................... 6
Figure 3: KM Layers and Areas (CEN, 2004) .......................................................... 9
Figure 4: KM Definition .......................................................................................... 10
Figure 5: Architecture for an integrated KMS (Riempp, 2003) ............................ 12
Figure 6: Common LMS Features ......................................................................... 14
Figure 7: Critical Factors for LMS Acceptance (Al-Busaidi & Al-Shihi, 2012) ... 18
Figure 8: Stakeholder Arrangement (Folden, 2011) ............................................. 20
Figure 9: Problem Domain ..................................................................................... 26
Figure 10: RefArc Steps aligned to RE structure ................................................. 27
Figure 11: Business/LMS Relation (Frankfurth, 2010) ......................................... 28
Figure 12: “Kano-Model” (Spool, 2011) ................................................................ 34
Figure 13: Implementation Process Framework .................................................. 36
Figure 14: Strategic Alignment Model (Henderson & Venkatraman, 1993) ....... 38
Figure 15: Process Model – Creating the RSD/SRS ............................................ 39
Figure 16: Pillars of the RSD ................................................................................. 41
Figure 17: Requirement Shell – Example ............................................................. 42
Figure 18: Scoring Model – Example .................................................................... 43
Figure 19: Soring Model – Graphical Illustrations – Example ............................ 44
Figure 20: LMS Selection Framework – Process Model ...................................... 46
Figure 21: RCM Approach (dependent on Schelle et al., 2008) .......................... 50
Figure 22: Phases of Change (Recklies, 2010)..................................................... 52
Figure 23: Management specific CSF for OCM .................................................... 52
Figure 24: LMS Specific CSF for OCM .................................................................. 54
Figure 25: Stakeholder Portfolio – TA .................................................................. 56
Figure 26: LMS Adaption to Business Structure (Draft in German) ................... 58
Figure 27: Survey Distribution – TA...................................................................... 65
Figure 28: Brainstorming Results Orientation Workshop................................... 67
Figure 29: Concept Base for Content/Group Management – TA (in German) ... 69
Figure 30: Content-Distribution-Management – TA ............................................. 70
Figure 31: Weight Assessment Communication Modules – TA ......................... 73
Figure 32: Stakeholder/Weight Distribution Example – TA................................. 73
XII List of Figures
All figures and the appendix can be accessed on www.springer.com under the au-
thor's name and the book title.
List of Tables XIII
List of Tables
Table 1: Overview of the two approaches (Kruse & Tan, 2011) .......................... 17
Table 2: Excerpt for Elicitation RefArc Questionnaire ........................................ 30
Table 3: Perspectives for the Questionnaire Design ........................................... 31
Table 4: Examples for Popular Methods in Requirement Analysis .................... 33
Table 5: Requirement-Type-Prio-Matrix – Example ............................................. 40
Table 6: LMS Selection Logic – Procedure .......................................................... 46
Table 7: LMS Application – Common Costs and Benefits .................................. 48
Table 8: School Characteristics – TA ................................................................... 55
Table 9: Survey Structure and Content ................................................................ 64
Table 10: CTW/Priority Realation Example – TA .................................................. 75
Table 11: Results LMS-Selection Process – TA ................................................... 84
Table 12: Cost Comparison OS vs. Commercialized LMS .................................. 85
List of Abbreviations XV
List of Abbreviations
Abbreviation Denotation
BL Blended Learning
BRS Business Requirement Specification
BRSF Business Requirement Specification Framework
CEA Cost/Efficiency Analysis (see also CSA, MoE, MoS)
CM Change Management
CSA Cost/Suitability Analysis (see also CEA, MoE, MoS)
CSF Critical Success Factors
ICB IPMA Competence Baseline
JRD Joint Requirements Development
KM Knowledge Management
KMS Knowledge Management System
KPI Key Performance Indicator
LE Learning Environment
LM Learning Management
LMS Learning Management System
LP Learning Platform
MoE Measure of Effectiveness (see also CEA, CSA, MoS)
MoS Measure of Suitability(see also CEA, CSA, MoE)
OCM Organizational Change Management
PKTO Polytechnic Knowledge Transfer Organization = polytechnic uni-
versity/ school
PLE Personal Learning Environment
PM Project Manager
RCM Requirement Change Management
RE Requirement Engineering
RefArc Reference Architecture
RM Requirement Management
RSD Requirement Specification Document
SRS System Requirement Specification
SRSF System Requirement Specification Framework
SOP Standard Operations Procedures
TA Name of instance school
TCW Total Criterion Weight
UI User Interface
WBS Work Breakdown Structure
Introduction 1
Chapter 1: Introduction
As architecture development and testing are conducted in close temporal context the
objective is also due by the end of March 2014.
Sub-Objectives:
Theoretical Part
2.1.1 Definitions
To analyze the RE process, the necessary definitions for requirement, requirement
engineering and requirement documentation are:
Requirement:
A requirement is a condition or capability needed by a user to solve a problem or
achieve an objective (Institute of Electrical & Electronic Engineers, 1990). Require-
ments describe user-level facilities, general system/product properties, specific con-
straints of system/product or constraints of the development (Cockburn, 1998).
Requirement Documentation:
Requirement documentation is the official statement of the system requirements for
costumers, end users and software developers/engineers (Cockburn, 2001).
In German speaking countries two types of documents are differentiated:
x Business Requirement Specification (BRS) Î what is needed
x System Requirement Specification (SRS) Î how it should be build
In English speaking countries, these two aspects are often incorporated in a single
document called Functional Specification or (Software) Requirements Specification
(Institute of Electrical & Electronic Engineers, 1990).
Requirement Engineering:
In lack of a common definition, for the purposes of this thesis the term requirement
engineering shall be defined as:
The necessity for new requirements can be instigated by legal triggers (regulations,
law or standards) economic and strategic causes (product change, profit or organiza-
tional change) or technical reasons (new technology, technological problems) (Pohl,
2008).
RE is strongly building on the stakeholders’ scope, wishes, and needs. To design the
requirements according to those, it is elementary to understand the stakeholders’
visions, missions, their objectives and goals as well as their business structure and
possible project risks (Robertson & Robertson, 2012).
Consequently, becoming acquainted with the stakeholders and business is the first
and most important step as this will carry influence throughout the entire RE process.
As stakeholders’ backgrounds and objectives may vary widely, it is important to dif-
ferentiate between the respective stakeholder groups, rather than seeing them as
homogeneous (Lamsweerde: & Lamsweerde, 2009).
Stakeholder and risk analyzing tools like portfolios are essential, as are blue sheets
on vision, mission and objectives, and business structure, in regard to the require-
ments that are to be elicited and to be incorporated constantly. Doing so, the compa-
ny’s scope for the project can be framed (Robertson & Robertson, 1998).
The actual requirement elicitation can start once the scope is established, and will
employ all means of data acquisition (see Figure 2 and Appendix A). The quality de-
mands for the elicited data are portrayed in 2.1.4.
Creativity Observation
Techniques s Techniques
Questioning
Techniques
Robertson (2012) mentions the following criteria for the analysis as:
x Interconnection: Check the separate requirements for interconnections. Do
they have a causal relation or can they be implemented independently?
x Association: Group and implement the requirements. Which belong to one
special field?
x Role relation: Consider every user/stakeholder individually. Each may have a
different view and different requirements. Which must be taken into account?
x Planning: First thoughts on the project planning and realization should be part
of this phase.
x Correctness x Modifiability
x Unambiguousness x Traceability
x Completeness x Understandability
x Consistency x Feasibility
x Verifiability x Necessity
8 Knowledgebase for the RefArc Development
The structure for an RSD typically orientates itself towards the project’s work pack-
ages and the Responding Work Breakdown structure (WBS) (see Figure 1) (Institute
of Electrical & Electronic Engineers, 1990).
Normally, multiple extra documents to specify certain aspects of the RSD like Use
Case Diagrams, Approval Documents, Configuration and Design templates or Test
Cases are added to the RSD (Robertson & Robertson, 2012).
The RSD’s level of detail is largely dependent on the following factors (Institute of
Electrical & Electronic Engineers, 1990):
x normal practice of organization
x contracting out the system development/production to another company
(more detailed)
x 1st step: high-level description, 2nd step detailed specification
x Stakeholder requirements/ user requirements
x System requirements
Often the analysis, specification and documentation happen parallel and intercon-
nected to each other. Consequently, a versioning system should be used to keep
track on the editing status (Robertson & Robertson, 2012).
Detailed templates and instructions on the compilation and writing of an RSD can be
found via the Internet. One good example is the “Volere Template” (Robertson &
Robertson, 2003). Further pointers to the writing and compilation can be found in Ap-
pendix D.
For a better grasp of the communalities and differences between KMS and LMS the
definitions and differentiations of those terms are necessary.
It can be argued that this definition is not extensive enough and that human-oriented
KM (psychological and sociological perspective – the employee is the relevant
knowledge bearer) and technology-oriented KM (IT as enabler of KM – Databases
and software are key success factors) should be combined into a holistic approach in
which the innovative, creative potential of the KM users will be encouraged and sup-
ported by IT-based information systems.
Figure 4: KM Definition
By this definition of KM, a KMS is a form of Web 2.0 based social computing tool
specially designed to support the KM processes by providing integrated features, e.g.
wikis, blogs, communication devices etc. (Kalz, Schön, Lindner, Roth, &
Baumgartner, 2011; Swanger & Whitlock, 2011).
Knowledgebase for the RefArc Development 11
By following these specialized needs, modern LMSs often excel in providing user
friendly:
x Learning environments (so called class- or learning areas), to assemble and
deliver learning content rapidly
x Communication features like e.g. chat rooms, forums, virtual video meeting
places
x Modules to consolidate training initiatives on a scalable web-based platform
x Content- and group structure to organize faculties, topics and classes
x Direct access to relevant information like schedules, plans, current news
x Organizational features like student, staff and source databases for the school
administration
x Tools for centralizing and automating administration
x Tools for self- and self-guided services
x Apps to support mobility, portability and standards
x Personalized content and knowledge reuse functions
to support the learning experience and success (Dżega & Pietruszkiewicz, 2011;
Piña, 2010).
As the possibilities for the application of online learning are diverse, the LMS has to
be designed to support the institution’s preferred forms. Derived from the original E-
Learning idea, a consensus evolved that Blended Learning (BL) supports the largest
portion of those users who are interested in E-Learning (Breu, Guggenbichler, &
Wollmann, 2008), but in individual cases other forms may be preferred (Piña, 2010).
The significantly positive attitude of students and teachers towards their individual
LMSs (Kvavnik & Caruso, 2005) mainly derives from the advantages is gained
through certain features (Piña, 2010):
x Various ways of content and knowledge transfer; communication, assessment
and administration of online instruction into a single secure platform that can
be accessed by anyone on the Internet (Dabbagh & Bannan- Ritland, 2005,
Ullman & Rabinowitz, 2004 as cited by (Piña, 2010))
x The standardized interface of an LMS makes it easy for students to navigate
through information, courses and groups.
x The secure password-protected nature of an LMS limits access of instructional
resources to users enrolled in the course (Gibbons, 2005), and provides data-
and copy-right-security.
x Delivering information and instruction to mobile devices takes advantage of
research indicating that many users are increasingly relying upon mobile de-
vices.
x Outcome assessment systems, which work in cooperation with the LMS, sup-
port the students’ self-evaluation and the teacher-student-evaluation
Knowledgebase for the RefArc Development 15
To meet the high competition in the professional polytechnic school market, modern
appearance and media-professionalism are constantly gaining in importance.
Changes in student population trigger changes in teaching and learning methods.
Nowadays, students participating in learning processes are part of the so called “digi-
tal natives”, the generation that has grown up with digital technology (Mladenović,
2011).
In modern teaching and learning processes, the learning group is composed of stu-
dents with different cognitive competences if compared with previous student-
generations (Prensky, 2001). Students nowadays have computer literacy; they are
very accustomed to internet technologies and being online; they expect immediate
16 Knowledgebase for the RefArc Development
answers to questions posed; prefer learning through experience; have a highly ex-
pressed interest in social interaction (so therefore are willing to accept anyone into
the group who is a friend of their friend or otherwise connected); prefer working in
groups, and look for interactivity within rich-interface-environments (Mladenović,
2011).
Beside the common student population, the importance of part-time-student popula-
tions is growing, as the enrollment rate for part-time- or distance-education is ten to
fifteen times higher than the rate for fulltime education (E. L. Allen & Seaman, 2007).
Those groups have higher and slightly different needs in media-learning-support
(Hewitt & Forte, 2006).
Another common reason for the top-down approach is the growing collaboration be-
tween educational facilities, or with external companies/industries. Moreover, a re-
gional or national standardization of educational media usage is propagated in sev-
eral areas (Kruse & Tan, 2011). A highly linked network of online-learning-platforms
fostering the worldwide online-education will come into existence, resulting in the fact
that individual schools will have to participate or suffer tremendous setbacks com-
pared to their competitors (Rovai, 2004).
A typical reason for bottom-up approach is the informal organization of students into
learning- or working-groups. They use social media, cloud sourcing and the Internet
extensively in their pursuit of their respective tasks. Coordinating those activities by
providing a platform will gain the school a higher customer satisfaction and data-
security (Kruse & Tan, 2011).
Figure 7: Critical Factors for LMS Acceptance (Al-Busaidi & Al-Shihi, 2012)
Baumgartner et al. (2002) consider the following parameters to be the most applica-
ble:
x Communication possibilities (like internal messages, chats, discussion
boards)
x Didactical advantages (like online exercises, tutorials, learning diaries)
x Administrative possibilities (like participant lists, dividing participants into
groups, configuration of the whole system based on one’s needs)
x Technical possibilities (like stable operation, adaptability to individual means,
interoperability with other IT systems, data protection, support)
Knowledgebase for the RefArc Development 19
Following the argumentation of Rovai (2004) and the creators of the “itslearning”
LMS (Itslearning, 2013), another critical factor can be determined:
x networking (how good/useful is the LMS’s interconnection with other social
media or LMSs of collaborating schools and companies)
cline in costumers (Krumm, 2012), but the LMS-market is just beginning to react to
this new challenge constituted by the explosion of the Web 2.0 activity that is becom-
ing a routine part of students’ lives (Baylen & Hancock, 2010).
The web is growing increasingly participatory. Modern LMS consumers are active
content authors, collaborators and contributors. However, the already established
blog-, chat-, forum-, and wiki-modules most modern LMS have already incorporated,
will not be sufficient for future LMS applications. New user-friendly means of student
involvement with fast and easy access need to be designed (Baylen & Hancock,
2010).
The focus of the LMS will be put increasingly on the multi-media, multi-sensory Per-
sonal Learning Environment (PLE), which incorporates audio-visual communication
and information systems. Cloud sourcing, worldwide content- and learning tracking,
just-in-time-learning and talent management are the current buzz-phrases regarding
the near future of LMS design (Bhatia, 2014).
In-House LMSs are self-developed, often highly aligned, LMSs. They are often used
to get a best-fit solution but with the disadvantage of high effort for maintenance, ac-
tualization and development (McIntosh, 2014).
Open-Source LMSs are for the most part LMSs developed by interest-groups using
open development structures and allowing a no-cost software-application on a user-
allocated server. All administration- or maintenance-work is to be done by the school
single-handedly (McIntosh, 2014).
Sometimes those distinctions are further subdivided into Corporate and Education
LMSs, with the distinction being that Companies (Corporates) will need more course
planning, while schools, having already course planning in place, will focus on the
distribution of the learning content and thusly on the educational versions (McIntosh,
2014). Nowadays this distinction is blurred and the systems are adapted to the indi-
vidual company or school, impartial to this subdivision and more dependent on indi-
vidual requirements (Frankfurth, 2010).
As there are hundreds of different solutions available on the market, finding the right
one takes a lot of effort, organization and a structured selection process (McIntosh,
2014; Piña, 2010), which incidentally this thesis is about. This is also the reason why
only a few selected LMS possibilities will be mentioned within this subsection.
As costs increase, schools and companies are now looking for other options such as
OS-solutions that are financially more attractive. However, the cost-comparison has
to be done carefully, as OS-solutions often come with hidden costs and efforts (Leal
& Queirós, 2011). Professional service providers normally include the costs for host-
ing, implementing, administrating, maintaining the system into their pricing-structure,
as well as the costs for providing cloud space, training the school staff and regularly
updating the system.
Other important benefits of commercial LMS solutions are the outsourcing of the se-
curity requirements and the provider’s higher professionalism in the necessary ser-
vices.
The most well-established commercial LMSs on the German market at the time of
this thesis are (Baumgartner, Häfele, et al., 2002; Runge, 2014):
x “Itslearning®”
x “Blackboard®”
x “EDYOU®”
x “Global Teach®”
x “Learning Space®”
x “ILearning®”
according to a user’s or institution’s needs and desires (Breu et al., 2008; Krumm,
2012; Piña, 2010). This, however, may require in-house development.
The OS developer community, which fosters the OS software, is diversely active for
the respective OS-LMS, so this has to be factored in before choosing an LMS (Breu
et al., 2008; Piña, 2010).
The best known OS solutions (Baumgartner, Häfele, et al., 2002; Runge, 2014) are:
x “Stud.IP®”
x “Moodle®”
x “Sakai®”
x “Ilias®”
x “Mahara®”
Many other solutions are available and the importance may vary widely in different
regions worldwide.
The RefArc shall help to identify the school’s requirements for an LMS, to compare
and evaluate the contestants with the help of the requirements, to develop implemen-
tation- and utilization-concepts and to assess the expected cost-effectiveness ratio.
Constructivist Part
Requirement
nt Elicitation
Requirement nt Analysis
Project
Management
Foundation Requirementt Requirement nt Documentation
Evaluation Requirement
Data Requirement
Collection Requirementt Classification Validation
Prioritization and
LMS/Businessand WeightingPrioritization Requirement
Structure Affirmation
LMS/BusinessCreating the
Conceptualiza (by
tion Structure RSD Stakeholders)
Alignment
Additional LMS Selection
Conzeptualization & Analyis in the Cost/Efficiency
RSD Analysis
Change Management
Judge Gary, the head of the great Steel Corporation, eats only the
white of a soft boiled egg for breakfast. Which should be a lesson to
some of you who think you have to eat the whole egg to subsist. We
should look and learn from our Men who have Done Things. Read
Einstein’s Theory on what constitutes over-gorging. He says: “Light
rays, if obstructed, have an observed constant velocity irrespective
of the relative velocity between the observer.” That should show
even the ignorant when they have enough.
A little Girl in Brooklyn started to school and forgot her books and
had to go home for them. There you have a bit of news that is
valuable. We are at that age when we are rushing headlong and
paying no attention to small details. It’s only the big things of life that
interest us. For instance, the little Girl was only interested in getting
to the School, not in what she had when she got there. If we only
stopped to realize that it is really after all the little things that count,
why, we would be a wiser and more contented race. People that
can’t remember should remember what Socrates said to Plato on the
subject of forgetfulness. He said: “Where then I wonder shall we find
Justice and Injustice in it? With which have we contemplated? Has it
simultaneously made its entrance?”
It takes two and a half Tons of Marks to buy a Stein of Beer in Berlin.
Before the War you could have bought two and a half Tons of Beer
for a Mark. What does Wall Street think of that? It shows you that
selfish Interests can’t rule the People, when they make up their mind
to rebel.
FOOTNOTES:
[B] With apologies to Arthur Brisbane.
SETTLING THE AFFAIRS OF THE
WORLD IN MY OWN WAY
“IF THEY HAVEN’T GOT ENOUGH WATER IN THERE TO FILL
THE HARBOR, WE WILL HAVE TO ASK THE NEIGHBORS TO
DRAIN THEIR CORN LIQUOR.”
SETTLING THE AFFAIRS OF THE
WORLD IN MY OWN WAY
Well, they brought our Soldiers back from Germany. Would have
brought them back sooner but we didn’t have anybody in
Washington who knew where they were. We had to leave ’em over
there so they could get the Mail that was sent to them during the war.
Had to leave ’em over there anyway; two of them hadn’t married yet.
Since I wrote you last, an awful lot has happened at the Studio in
Washington, D. C. You know out where they make the Movies, the
place we make them is called the Studio. We are a great deal alike
in lots of respects. We make what we think will be two kinds of
Pictures, Comedy and Drama, or sad ones. Now you take the
Capitol at Washington, that’s the biggest Studio in the World. We call
ours, Pictures, when they are turned out. They call theirs Laws, or
Bills. It’s all the same thing. We often make what we think is Drama,
but when it is shown it is received by the audience as Comedy. So
the uncertainty is about equal both places.
The way to judge a good Comedy is by how long it will last and have
people talk about it. Now Congress has turned out some that have
lived for years and people are still laughing about them, and as for
Sad productions, they have turned out some that for sadness make
“Over the Hills” look like a roaring farce.
Girls win a little State Popularity Contest that is conducted by some
Newspaper; then they are put into the Movies to entertain 110 million
people who they never saw or know anything about. Now that’s the
same way with the Capitol Comedy Company of Washington. They
win a State Popularity Contest backed by a Newspaper and are sent
to Washington to turn out Laws for 110 million people they never
saw.
They have what they call Congress, or the Lower House. That
compares to what we call the Scenario Department. That’s where
somebody gets the idea of what he thinks will make a good Comedy
Bill or Law, and they argue around and put it into shape.
Then it is passed along, printed, or shot, or Photographed, as we call
it; then it reaches the Senate or the Cutting and Titling Department.
Now, in our Movie Studios we have what we call Gag Men whose
sole business is to just furnish some little Gag, or Amendment as
they call it, which will get a laugh or perhaps change the whole thing
around.
Now the Senate has what is considered the best and highest priced
Gag Men that can be collected anywhere. Why, they put in so many
little gags or amendments that the poor Author of the thing don’t
know his own story.
They consider if a man can sit there in the Studio in Washington and
just put in one funny amendment in each Bill, or production, that will
change it from what it originally meant, why, he is considered to have
earned his pay. Take for Instance the Prohibition Production that was
introduced in the Congress or Scenario Department as a Comedy.
Well, when it came up in the Senate, one of the Gag or Title Men
says, “I got an Idea; instead of this just being a joke, and doing away
with the Saloons and Bar Rooms, why I will put in a Title here that
will do away with everything.” So they sent around to all the Bars in
Washington and got a Quorum and released what was to be a
harmless little Comedy—made over into a Tragedy.
Then they put out a Production called the Non-Taxable Bond, or “Let
the Little Fellow Pay.” Well it had a certain Vogue for a while with the
Rich. But it flopped terribly in the cheaper priced Houses.
Another one they put out a lot of you will remember was called the
Income or Sur-Tax. It was released under the Title of, “Inherit your
money and your Sur-Tax is Lighter.”
The main Character in this one was a working man on salary, with no
Capital investment to fall back on, paying more on his income than
the fellow who has his original Capital and draws his money just from
interest. That Production has been hissed in some of the best
houses.
They started to put on a Big one that everybody in America was
looking forward to and wanted them to produce called, “The Birth Of
the Bonus,” or “How Could You Forget so Soon!” But on account of
Finances they couldn’t produce that and the “Non-Taxable Bond
Production” both, so they let the Bonus one go.
They have been working on two dandies. One is called, “Refund,
Refund, I am always refunding You.” It’s principally for British Trade.
Then they got a Dandy Comedy; well, it’s really a serial as they put it
on every year. Everybody in the whole Studio is interested in it and
get a share of it. It’s really their yearly Bonus in addition to their
Salary. It’s called, “Rivers and Harbors,” or, “I’LL GET MINE.”
They got some of the funniest Scenes in there where they take 56
million Dollars of the People’s money and they promise to make a lot
of Streams wide enough to fish in. Now I saw a Pre-Release of it and
here are some of the Real Titles. In Virginia, their Gag Senator has
thought of a River called the MATTIPONI. In North Carolina, their
Title writer, Overman, thought of a name, the CONTENTNEA
CREEK. But the funniest Title in the whole Production is the
CALOOSEHATCHIE, in Florida. It’s located right in the fairway of a
Golf Course and Congress must move it or in two years it will be
filled up with Golf Balls.
Then they have a scene applying for funds to dredge TOMBIGBEE
CREEK, and the BIG SUNFLOWER, in Mississippi. Well, that’s
money well spent to do that, as they may find some of the missing
population.
And there’s the CLATSKANIE in Oregon. Now what I am wondering
is how our Navy is to make the Jump from the Harbor of Tombigbee
to the Docks in Oregon on the Clatskanie. Of course, that’s a
different appropriation or production, and will be arranged later.
Now I am off my Senators from Oklahoma, especially Robert Owen,
who is a part Cherokee Indian like myself (and as proud of it as I
am). Now I got names right there on my farm where I was born that
are funny, too, and Owen don’t do a thing to get me a Harbor on the
VERDIGRIS river at OOLAGAH in what used to be the District of
COOWEESCOOWEE (before we spoiled the best Territory in the
World to make a State).
Right across the river from me lives JIM TICK-EATER. Now suppose
a foreign fleet should come up there. We can’t ask those Turtles and
Water Moccasins to move out without Government sanction. If they
haven’t got enough water in there to fill the harbor (we are only 18
miles from NOWATER, Oklahoma), why, we will have to ask all the
Neighbors to drain their Corn Liquor from their stills in there for a
couple of days. Then we could float the Leviathan.
Of course I don’t get anything done for my Harbor because my River
really exists.
Now, Folks, why patronise California-made Productions? The Capitol
Comedy Co. of Washington, D. C., have never had a failure. They
are every one, 100 percent funny, or 100 percent Sad.
They are making some changes in their cast down there and later I
will tell you about that. Also something about the Director.
So long, Folks, I will meet you at the Naval Manœuvers on
CONTENTNEA CREEK next year.
A SKINNY DAKOTA KID WHO MADE
GOOD
A SKINNY DAKOTA KID WHO MADE
GOOD
Out of the west came a little skinny runt kid, born out in the hills of
South Dakota. On Sundays the Cowpunchers and Ranchers would
meet and have Cow Pony races. On account of his being small he
was lifted up and a surcingle was strapped around over his legs and
around the horse. He was taken to the starting line on a straightaway
and was “lapped and tapped” off. He had the nerve and he seemed
to have the head. So they cut the surcingle and he got so he could
sit up there on one of those postage stamp things they call a
Jockey’s saddle. He kept riding around these little Country Shooting
Gallery meets, and Merry-Go-Round Gatherings, until he finally got
good enough to go to a real race track at New Orleans. There he
saw more Horses in one race than he had ever seen at one track
before.
His first race he ran 2nd. Then he said to himself, “Why run second?
Why not run first?” And he did. They began to notice that this kid
really savied a Horse. He spoke their language. Horses seemed to
know when the kid was up. He carried a Bat (Jockey’s term for a
whip) but he never seemed to use it. Other Jocks would come down
the stretch whipping a Horse out when the best he could finish would
be 4th or 5th. But not this kid. When he couldn’t get in the money he
never punished them. He hand rode them. He could get more out of
a Horse with his hands than another Jock could get with the old
Battery up both sleeves.
He got to be recognized as one of the best, and he passed from one
Stable to another until he landed with the biggest, a real Trainer and
a Real Sportsman-Owner. How many thousands of People in every
line come to New York every year that want to make good, get
ahead and be recognized! They come by the millions. How many, if
anything happened to them, would get even a passing Notice in the
busy and overcrowded New York Press. If some Millionaire died, the
best he could get would be a column. Then perhaps it wouldn’t be
read through by a dozen. But what blazoned across the front pages
of every Metropolitan daily a few days ago, in bigger headlines than
a Presidential Nomination, bigger than the Prince of Wales will get
on his arrival? In a race at Saratoga Springs, N. Y., a Horse had
fallen and carried down with him a little skinny Kid (that had slept in
his youth not in a 5th Avenue Mansion but in Box Stalls all over the
Country with Horses, the Horses he knew how to ride and the
Horses that loved to run their best for him).
Here was the Headline: “SANDE IS HURT. He may never ride
again.” They don’t have to give even his first name; few know it.
They don’t have to explain who he is. They don’t have to tell which
Rockefeller or Morgan it was. It was just Sande. There is only one.
Our Sande! The boy who had carried America’s colors to Victory
over England’s great Papyrus and their Premier Jockey Steve
Donohue.
The Ambulance rushes on the track and picks him up; it is followed
by hundreds afoot, running. The entire grand stands of people rush
to the temporary Track Hospital to see how Sande is, and hoping
and praying that it’s not serious. He revives long enough to tell his
Wife he is all right. Game kid that. Then he faints again. Mrs.
Vanderbilt and the elite of Society are assisting and doing all they
can to help. A personal Physician to a President of the United States
is working over him. He could not have shown any more anxiety over
the President than he did over this kid. When the thousands of
pleasure seekers and excitement hunters rushed from the stands
and saw them lifting that frail lifeless looking form from the track
Ambulance there was not one that wouldn’t have given an Arm off
their body if they had thought it would save his Life, and that goes for
Touts, and Grooms, and Swipes, as well as the Public.
Some western people who don’t know are always saying Easterners
have no Heart, everything is for themselves and the Dough. Say,
don’t tell me that! Geography don’t change Human Nature. If you are
Right, people are for you whether it’s in Africa or Siberia. A wire was
sent by Mr. Widener, a millionaire Racing Official, to Dr. Russell the
great Specialist of Roosevelt Hospital, New York, “Come at once.
Spare no expense. SANDE is Hurt!” That’s all Secretary Slemp could
do if President Coolidge was hurt.
Mr. Sinclair withdrew all Horses from the remaining Races. He would
withdraw them for Life if he knew it would restore this Kid who
worked for him, back to normal again.
Now what made this One Hundred and Ten Pounds (half portion of
physical manhood) beloved by not only the racing Public but by the
masses who never bet a cent on a Horse race in their lives? The
same thing that will make a man great in any line—his absolute
HONESTY. The racing public are very fickle and when they lose they
are apt to lay blame on almost any quarter. But win or lose, they
knew it was not Sande. To have insinuated to one of them that he
ever pulled a Horse, would have been taking your Life in your hands.
What do you suppose he could have gotten out of some bunch of
betting Crooks to have pulled Zev in the big International Race?
Why, enough to retire on and never have to take another chance
with his Life by riding. He could have done it on the back stretch and
no one would have ever known.
Ability is all right but if it is not backed up by Honesty and Public
confidence you will never be a Sande. A man that don’t love a
Horse, there is something the matter with him. If he has no sympathy
for the man that does love Horses then there is something worse the
matter with him. The best a Man can do is to arrive at the top of his
chosen profession. I have always maintained that one Profession is
deserving of as much honor as another provided it is honorable.
Through some unknown process of reasoning we have certain things
that are called Arts, and to be connected with them raises you above
your fellow Man. Say, how do they get that way? If a Man happens to
take up Painting and becomes only a mediocre painter, why should
he be classed above the Bricklayer who has excelled every other
Bricklayer? The Bricklayer is a true Artist in his line or he could not
have reached the top. The Painter has not been acclaimed the best
in his line hence the Bricklayer is superior. Competition is just as
keen in either line. In fact there are more good bricklayers than
Painters. If you are the best Taxi Driver you are as much an Artist as
Kreisler. You save lives by your skilful driving. That’s a meritorious
profession, is it not?
A Writer calls himself a Literary Man or an Artist. There are
thousands of them, and all, simply because they write, are termed
Artists. Is there a Sande among them? Caruso was great, but he had
only to show ability. He didn’t have to demonstrate any honesty.
Nobody tried to keep him from singing his best by bribery.
Now if you think the Racing Public and millions of well wishers are
hoping for this Kid’s recovery, what about the Horses? They knew
him better than the Humans did. Why, that Horse would have broke
his own neck rather than hurt Sande. Who is going to ride him in the
next race and make him win and not whip him?—not Sande. Who is
going to sit on him just where he will be the easiest to carry? Not
Sande. Who is going to lean over and whisper in his ear and tell him
when to go his best? Not Sande. Who is going to carry a Bat and not
use it? Not Sande. Who is going to watch the hand on that starting
Barrier and have him headed the right way just when the starter
springs it? Not Sande. No, the Horses are the ones who are going to
miss him.
If we could speak their language like he can, here are a few
conversations that you will hear through the cracks in the Box Stalls:
“Gee, I can’t run; I don’t seem to get any help. I wish Sande were
back.”
A three year old replies, “I wish there was something we could do. If
they would just let us go up to the Hospital and talk to him he would
savy,” “I wish we had him here in a Box Stall. I would stand up the
rest of my life and give him my bed. I would fix him some Clean Hay
to lay on. He don’t want those White Caps and Aprons running
around. He wants to lay on a Horse Blanket, and have his busted
Leg wrapped up with Bandages like he knows how to use on ours. I
bet they ain’t even got Absorbine up there. That Kid would rather
have a Bran Mash than all that Goo they will feed him with up there.”
The Old Stake Horse 4 stalls down the line overhears and replies:
“Sure, I bet they have one of them Bone Specialists. What that Kid
needs is a good Vet.”
The old Selling Plater butts in: “Sure, we could cheer him up if he
was here. Them Foreigners up there don’t speak his Tongue. That
kid is part Horse. Remember how he used to kid wid us when he
would be working us out at daylight when the rest of the Star Jocks
was in feathers. One morning I told him if he didn’t quit waking me
up so early in the morning I was going to buck him off. He got right
back at me; he said, ‘If you do I will get you left at the Post your next
race.’ Gee, he sure did throw a scare into me. And, say, you couldn’t
loaf on that Bird either. He knew when you was loafing and when you
was trying. I throwed up my tail one hot day to make him think I was
all through. He give me one cut with the Bat and I dropped that tail
and left there so fast I could have run over Man of War. Gee, those
were great days; Do youse reckon Zev knows anything about it? I
hope they don’t tell him; it would break his heart. He sure did love
that kid.”
Patient readers, Lincoln went down in History as “HONEST Abe,”
BUT HE NEVER WAS A JOCKEY. If he had been a Jockey be might
have gone down as just “Abe.”
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