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- start a new life together.
- Get him!

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- A baby in his bag.
- It's my baby.

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We start a rugby team, we get
the lads training together.

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- Integrated.
- Give us your sister's number.

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Why are you trying so hard to fit in?

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So you're... gay?

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All you can talk about is
whether I'm screwing Sadiq.

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Who DO you like?

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The new teacher?

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She ain't going to go for it, Nas.

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Already has.

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Come on.

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Did you kiss her or didn't you?

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- Oh, my God!
- Missy, shut up!

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Then what?

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She couldn't look me
in the eye after that.

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Then the trip ended and so did the term,

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and I didn't think
I'd ever see her again.

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Then I start here and there she is.

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I like her, like, I really like her.

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Don't even know what
to talk to her about.

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She won't talk to me unless it's about

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ventricles or summat.

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Just talk to her.

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You know, you say
summat, she says summat...

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I know what talking is!
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Well you've no problems then, have you?

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Or you could...

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♪ Aa-aa-aah ♪

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♪ Suraj hua maddham ♪

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♪ Chaand jalne laga... ♪

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♪ Aasmaan yeh haai ♪

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♪ Kyoon pighalne laga ♪

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♪ Main thehra raha,
zameen chalne lagi ♪

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♪ Dhadka yeh dil, saans thamne lagi... ♪

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I taught her everything she knows.

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What's she singing about?

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- First loves.
- Oh, yeah?

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Who's yours?

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Mrs Baxter.

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She was a head teacher
in the primary school.

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Nicely dodged.

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- No time like the present.
- No Missy, I don't...

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- I don't know.
- Go! Go!

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Hi.

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Uhm... Hey.

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How... how was your summer?

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Did you go to the festival in the end?

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Yeah.

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It was ace. You'd have loved it.

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I, ah, I checked out that
band you were telling me about.

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They're really cool.
They're playing Leeds soon.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Get out the way!

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Oh, sorry.

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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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What's the matter with you? I'll
bang your bloody heads together!

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He pushed in! Whites privilege, innit?

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- Always trying to oppress a brother.
- Hey!

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Get a grip, this is Ackley
Bridge, not South LA.

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You listen to her and get to back.

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Get to back! Go!

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I was only getting a muffin.

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You should go on Jeremy Kyle.

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- You'd be perfect for that show.
- No, you should.

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Episode could be called, "My
mother abandoned me as a child".

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Touché.
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- All right, girls?
- Hey, Cory.

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He's a dog. He'll go for anything him.

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I'm not looking to marry him, Raz.

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Whatever!

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Did she actually say,

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"They're playing Leeds soon"?

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Nas! She was asking you out!

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Don't be daft, she's me teacher.

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A teacher that you kissed.

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And from the way she
were looking at you...

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I mean, it's never
going to happen, is it?

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She's not that much older than us, Nas.

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You're just two ordinary girls
with the hots for each other.

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Just look her in the eye. Be confident.

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Say, "I'll see you there."

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Anjee.

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Huh?

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I'm coming right now.

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I'm a bit busy, actually.

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It's about the rugby team.

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It could be the answer to our problems.

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Well, look at 'em. They're
getting on all right in lessons,

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but as soon as the
bell goes, they split.

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I think rugby might just do the trick.

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- Has anyone signed up, yet?
- No, but I've got a plan.

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Do you think Sadiq would stump
up the cash for a team strip?

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Yeah, I think he could stretch to that.

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All right, I'll ask him
this evening at dinner.

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Oh, do, ah, do we have
to go? Can we cancel that?

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You've got to schmooze,
it's part of the job.

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Hello, uhm, yes, I... I dropped
a bracelet in one of your rooms.

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I was just wondering
if anyone had found it.

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Nawaz.

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The, ah, the room was booked
under the name of Nawaz.

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You going to come then or what?

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What, rugby?

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- Nah.
- Scared you might get hurt?

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- Lightweight.
- I've got to look after this face, haven't I?

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- What the...?
- I knew it!

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- Caught on, have we, gay boy?!
- You're out of order!

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YOU'RE out of order!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's the problem, eh?

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Hey, get back to class.

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Go on, back to class.

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What's going on?

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No?

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Fair enough, you're
both in the rugby team.

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- Rugby?
- Yeah.

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But, Sir, I'm a footballer!

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Well, you can both be in
isolation, if you prefer.

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Six down, eight to go.

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Bye, Sir.

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Have yourselves a lovely afternoon.

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- Freak.
- Oi!

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You three.

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Detention.

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- What?
- Tomorrow.

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Bring your rugby boots.

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Come on, Jordan, you're going
to be late for class, kid.

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No, Sir, it's uhm...

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it's Jamie.

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I'm not baby-sitting, if
that's what you're after.

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Candice won't let me see him.

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Well, what's your dad say?

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Still reckons kid's not mine.

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How fast can you run?

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What do you mean?
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If you come to rugby,

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I'll help you out with Jamie.

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Deal?

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Pataya.

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What you doing back?!

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What way is that to greet your husband?

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Close the deal. The gig!

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- No, Missy, I can't.
- You can.

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- I can't.
- You can. Go!

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Hi.

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Oh, hey.

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So about the gig,

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- you were saying about.
- Oh, yeah,

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I've got a flyer in here somewhere.
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Er, just...

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How do you ever find
anything in that bag?

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Oh, I know, don't judge me.

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There.

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They're playing the
Specials Bar on the 21st.

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Have you been?

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- Yeah. Once or twice.
- It's a great venue.

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Support from Unicorn Flaps.

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Whoever they are.

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Well, I'll see you there.

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See? I told you she were asking you out!

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Why are you back three months early?

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Have you heard of a phone?

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What's going on, Iqbal?
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The business has taken a nosedive.

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- Huh?
- I kept putting off telling you

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cos I thought we might
turn a corner, but...

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Dad!

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Dad!

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You, too, princess.

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And there's my grown-up girl.

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I thought you weren't
coming back for months.

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Well, I was missing you lot, wasn't I?

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Six months is a long time.

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This were in Sindh, down south.

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Lots of desert.

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Lots of old forts and palaces.

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Who's that?
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Just some lad from the village.

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But, Dad, he's in all the pictures.

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Yeah, it's his real son, Saleem!

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Dad's only come here to
tell you you're adopted!

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Shut up, you!

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Oh, there he is.

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- And again.
- okay, homework. Upstairs. Chel!

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- Oh, Mum, but Dad's just...
- Chel! Chel!

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"Just some lad from the village," huh?

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Think I'm born yesterday
and bloody daft?

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You've always known this were coming.

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We talked about it when she were a kid.

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That were bloody 16 year ago!

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- And now it's time.
- Over my dead body.

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Life is different now, innit?

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Nasreen has a good education.

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You think I want to send
her back to Pakistan,

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to marry some bloody
pendu donkey from village?

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All I'm saying is,
he's got a good future.

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You're not doing this.
She's grown up here.

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Pakistan means nothing to her.

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I don't understand why
you're so against it.

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We did it.

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And look at what I
bloody ended up with, huh?

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I don't want the same for my daughter!

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Oh, my Lord, look at
the size of his gaff!

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I thought it was just us?!

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You okay?

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Yeah. Yeah, just uhm...

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Just not in the mood for
making conversation, you know.

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All right, listen.

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Just go like this if you're,
if you're okay and want to stay.

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And then you go like this if you
ah, want to get ready to leave.

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This one's self explanatory.

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Soon as I see that, we'll go.

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Okay, thanks.

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Come on.

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00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,096
Oh. This is...

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This is great, Farida.

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Oh, thank you, would
you like some juice?

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Oh, no, I better not it's
a... It's a school night.

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So uhm, what do you do? Do you work?

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Uhm, I do the accounts for Sadiq.

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I gave up my full time
job when I had the kids.

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It's a bit old-fashioned, but
what's the point of having kids

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if you're not going to
take care of them, right?

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What about ah, you two?
Are you planning on...?

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Kids? No. Not me.

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00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,270
I've just never wanted them, so...

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Er, well, I have.

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Actually, I've got a little boy.

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I didn't know that.

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Er, you looking forward
to rugby practise, Riz?

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Yeah.

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- That's great.
- You're playing Rugby!

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Yeah, he signed up today, didn't you?

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- Coerced more like, but...
- Excuse me.

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Isn't that dangerous?

236
00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,889
Scared he might hurt his pwetty face?

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00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,785
- Shut up, you.
- Nonsense.

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00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:06,708
I love rugby, grew up on the
great Wigan team of the '80s.

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00:14:06,828 --> 00:14:09,466
- Martin...
- Chariots of fire.

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00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,479
- You all right?
- No, this is awful.

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00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:17,871
Your wife in there, Steve.

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00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:19,492
It's fine.

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00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,171
You're terrible.

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00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:25,028
Am I?
245
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We should go.

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00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,211
- Do you think Dad will come home tonight?
- I don't know.

247
00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:45,104
Why did they argue this time?

248
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:47,080
Are you all right?

249
00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:49,521
Yeah, I'm fine.

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Goodnight.

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00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:16,418
How are you finding the new school?

252
00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:20,162
It's okay.

253
00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:24,976
Got yourself a girlfriend yet?

254
00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,846
I know what goes on, son.

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00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,374
Just don't let it become
a distraction, all right?

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00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:32,794
You've got to learn to compartmentalise.

257
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:34,752
Work, play, home.

258
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,822
- We're going to be late!
- I know.
259
00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,054
Great news about the rugby team.

260
00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:41,947
You're going to need
some boots, aren't you?

261
00:15:42,447 --> 00:15:44,511
Get a good pair. Let me
know how much you need.

262
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,728
Right, come on. I've got a busy morning.

263
00:15:52,648 --> 00:15:54,143
What did your mum say?

264
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:57,209
Over her dead body. Then
Dad just stormed out.

265
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,911
Was the guy fit?

266
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:01,237
- He was wearing loafers.
- Oh!

267
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,308
Your mum won't let it happen.

268
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:08,003
- Oh, my God, unless he kidnaps you?!
- You're not helping.

269
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,150
Give it up.

270
00:16:23,451 --> 00:16:26,285
Okay, once you've identified
the coronary arteries,

271
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:28,840
then you can start to
run water into the heart.
272
00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:30,311
Er, you freak.

273
00:16:30,431 --> 00:16:32,071
How are you getting on Alya?

274
00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:33,710
I'm not gay!

275
00:16:33,711 --> 00:16:34,736
Sure,

276
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:37,753
that's why you gave me your own
number instead of your sister's.

277
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:39,431
I'd never give anyone
my sister's number!

278
00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:41,513
- So why didn't you just say that then?
- Because.

279
00:16:42,029 --> 00:16:43,669
Because you're gay.

280
00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:49,139
Miss, Uhm...

281
00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:51,425
Can I talk to you after class?

282
00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:53,689
Sure.

283
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:58,470
Look, I'm not gay.

284
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,073
Right?

285
00:17:00,696 --> 00:17:01,966
I'm a virgin.
286
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,698
I just wanted to know how a lad like you

287
00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:07,666
gets all these girls.

288
00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:09,613
Swear down?!

289
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:15,985
Well you, my friend,

290
00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:18,540
have come to the right man.

291
00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:25,391
One hour, one bloody hour.

292
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:27,343
I cook it quicker wi' bloody hairdryer.

293
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,279
I'll try and get someone to
have a look at it today, love.

294
00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:30,608
Today's no good.

295
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:32,910
What do I bloody cook for
bloody kids to eat? Huh?

296
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,315
Oh, but you painted up
this place lovely, eh?

297
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,337
Very nice! But nobody cares
about bloody kitchen, do they?

298
00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,461
Husband back, is he?

299
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,386
Knock yourself out, kid.

300
00:17:42,506 --> 00:17:44,349
He's doing my bloody head in, Lorraine.

301
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,168
When he's not here,
everything good and right

302
00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:50,331
- and then he come back again and...
- Oh, take two.

303
00:17:50,384 --> 00:17:52,450
He think he can bloody rule my house.

304
00:17:52,509 --> 00:17:55,822
You're a strong woman,
Kaneez. Stay firm.

305
00:17:56,198 --> 00:17:58,865
More firm than he bloody stays.

306
00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:03,334
No bloody joke to me, I tell you.

307
00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:07,990
So, what's up?

308
00:18:12,621 --> 00:18:13,712
My...

309
00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:16,595
my dad wants me to get married...

310
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,575
to someone I've never met...

311
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,043
and I didn't know who
else to talk to about it.

312
00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:26,770
Okay, uhm...

313
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:29,071
He's already got me
some lad in Pakistan.

314
00:18:29,098 --> 00:18:31,083
- Is he forcing you?
- No! No! No!

315
00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:34,251
And my mum's dead against it but...

316
00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,865
I heard them rowing about it last night.

317
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,974
Then, me dad walked out but
he hasn't been back since.

318
00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:43,874
- Well that's not your fault.
- I know, but I feel bad.

319
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,563
My mum can be really
harsh with him sometimes.

320
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,387
Sounds like she's sticking up for you.

321
00:18:48,747 --> 00:18:51,194
Uhm, I mean it's not
what you want, is it?

322
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,695
Course it's not what I want.

323
00:18:57,449 --> 00:18:58,702
Uhm...

324
00:18:59,191 --> 00:19:00,724
Can you talk to them?

325
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,435
About how you feel?

326
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:08,351
- They wouldn't understand.
- They might surprise you.

327
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,555
No, they won't.

328
00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:13,431
Did you tell your parents?

329
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,256
In a roundabout way.

330
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,831
My dad's a taxi driver.

331
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,280
He caught me kissing my girlfriend

332
00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:20,883
outside King Tut's when I was 17.

333
00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:24,653
And then what did he do?

334
00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:27,477
Stopped talking to me
for a couple of months.

335
00:19:27,853 --> 00:19:29,811
Left the room every time I walked in.

336
00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:32,286
I don't think I could cope with that.

337
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,345
He got over it eventually.

338
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:36,679
Yeah.

339
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,840
Well...

340
00:19:39,835 --> 00:19:41,577
My dad would disown me.
341
00:19:45,256 --> 00:19:46,449
So, uhm,

342
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:49,746
so have you had a lot
of girlfriends or...?

343
00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:55,338
I mean no-one's serious enough
to really test his mettle... yet.

344
00:19:58,340 --> 00:19:59,738
Yet?

345
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:01,868
Nas.

346
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:04,697
You know we can't do this, right?

347
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,204
What? But...

348
00:20:07,908 --> 00:20:09,689
You said about the gig and... and...

349
00:20:09,716 --> 00:20:12,529
- we have kissed.
- Please don't mention that to anyone.

350
00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:17,143
- I thought you liked me.
- I do.

351
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:21,461
But there's no way anything
can ever happen between us.

352
00:20:31,454 --> 00:20:33,696
Slugs mating.

353
00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:36,311
Uh, the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen.
354
00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:38,079
I can send you the link, if you like.

355
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,860
I know what you need.

356
00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:46,163
- Don't say chocolate.
- A rebound date.

357
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:50,013
- Need to get you a new girlfriend.
- As if my life isn't complicated enough?

358
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,998
It'll help you get over Lila!

359
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:55,494
Missy. My dad wants me to
have an arranged marriage.

360
00:20:55,614 --> 00:20:57,991
- Yeah, but you're not going to...
- I just...

361
00:20:58,022 --> 00:20:59,894
I hate my dad not being there

362
00:21:00,544 --> 00:21:02,088
and Mum's trying to
act like it's all normal

363
00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:04,110
saying "he's in Bradford on business".

364
00:21:04,395 --> 00:21:06,563
And then it's the thought
of him being on his own.

365
00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:08,779
I don't want to upset him any more.

366
00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:10,178
So what you saying?

367
00:21:10,409 --> 00:21:13,862
I can't date girls, Missy.
Not Lila, not anyone.

368
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:16,175
How are you ever going to be
happy if you can't be yourself?

369
00:21:16,998 --> 00:21:18,611
You don't get it, do you?

370
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,109
Girls like me can't be themselves. Ever!

371
00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:32,570
Go! Come on.

372
00:21:34,471 --> 00:21:38,788
Cory and Riz, each of you pick a
team and we'll get a game going.

373
00:21:45,853 --> 00:21:48,240
Come on. Get back in
your line... Get back.

374
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,103
I'll just wait till you lot
have finished, then, shall I?

375
00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,074
- Not playing with no racists.
- Zain, shut up.

376
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:55,030
- Who do you think you are?
- Thank you.

377
00:21:55,938 --> 00:21:58,983
Right, the object of the game

378
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:02,950
is to get the ball over
the opponents' try line.

379
00:22:03,131 --> 00:22:05,242
You've got six chances.
380
00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:07,091
If you don't manage to do it,

381
00:22:07,145 --> 00:22:09,060
it goes to the other team.

382
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:12,885
Now, you can only pass
the ball backwards.

383
00:22:12,912 --> 00:22:14,760
- Backwards?
- Backwards,

384
00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:17,551
otherwise it would be
American football, wouldn't it?

385
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:21,685
Football is a gentleman's
game played by thugs.

386
00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:26,075
Rugby is a thug's game
played by gentlemen.

387
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,667
Behave like gentlemen...

388
00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:32,791
gentlemen.

389
00:22:32,966 --> 00:22:36,838
By that, Sir means, no punching...

390
00:22:37,638 --> 00:22:41,013
no stamping, no
pulling of hair, no gouging.

391
00:22:41,031 --> 00:22:43,750
- No biting.
- No biting.

392
00:22:43,783 --> 00:22:46,593
But everything else is fair game.
393
00:22:46,634 --> 00:22:48,421
Go.

394
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,918
All right. All right. Right. Right.

395
00:23:15,932 --> 00:23:17,590
We're going to mix these teams up, now.

396
00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:19,186
Riz, take half of Cory's.

397
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,551
Cory, take half of Riz's.
Mo, take your bib off.

398
00:23:22,557 --> 00:23:24,621
Zain, bib off.

399
00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:29,683
- Stay with me.
- Pass, pass...

400
00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:34,066
To Jordan! Pass to Jordan now!

401
00:23:34,086 --> 00:23:37,051
Jordan, run!

402
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,921
Yes!

403
00:23:49,139 --> 00:23:52,359
Let's have him up lads let's
have him up, one, two, three...

404
00:23:52,386 --> 00:23:54,779
Whey! Three cheers for Jordan.

405
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,413
- Hip hip.
- Hooray!

406
00:23:56,466 --> 00:23:57,845
- Hip hip.
- Hooray!

407
00:23:57,865 --> 00:23:59,834
- Hip hip.
- Hooray!

408
00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:01,906
That was great.

409
00:24:02,134 --> 00:24:04,077
You got them all playing together.

410
00:24:04,353 --> 00:24:06,894
- Yeah, it was all right, wasn't it?
- Yeah, more than.

411
00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:09,603
- Good work, Steve.
- Yeah, well, there's a,

412
00:24:09,629 --> 00:24:11,976
there's a way to go
yet, but we'll get there.

413
00:24:12,332 --> 00:24:14,732
- Well, look sharp. I've got us a game.
- What?

414
00:24:16,353 --> 00:24:18,030
They, they're not ready.

415
00:24:18,031 --> 00:24:19,306
Well, they're going to have to be...

416
00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:20,877
Gary Williams from the grammar school

417
00:24:20,915 --> 00:24:23,111
was bad mouthing our lads,
so I was going to chin him,

418
00:24:23,136 --> 00:24:24,421
but the mayor was there so

419
00:24:24,711 --> 00:24:26,502
I challenged him to a game instead.
420
00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:28,448
Get us ready for a winner,

421
00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:30,444
school's reputation's on the line.

422
00:24:36,714 --> 00:24:38,317
Listen, do you, uhm...

423
00:24:38,682 --> 00:24:41,016
Do you fancy tea somewhere
nice tomorrow night?

424
00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:42,408
My treat.

425
00:24:42,602 --> 00:24:45,356
I can't, I can't, I've got
too much paperwork to do.

426
00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:49,454
But there is talk of
staff karaoke, so...

427
00:24:49,574 --> 00:24:50,965
What, you're going to miss that?

428
00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:52,546
And deprive them of your Copacabana?

429
00:24:52,563 --> 00:24:54,762
Yeah, well, I think they'll live.

430
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,307
But you should go. You should.

431
00:24:57,339 --> 00:24:58,839
You deserve a big night out.

432
00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:01,023
Why don't you just come with me, Mand?

433
00:25:01,921 --> 00:25:05,395
Come on, it's been ages since
we went out and had a laugh.

434
00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:07,434
Yeah, I know.

435
00:25:07,697 --> 00:25:10,811
I will. I will. Soon, I promise.

436
00:25:20,751 --> 00:25:22,386
Come on, lads, hurry up.

437
00:25:22,506 --> 00:25:23,692
Come on.

438
00:25:24,531 --> 00:25:27,052
Hey look, your boyfriend's coming over.

439
00:25:27,665 --> 00:25:29,569
Oh, my God, he's looking!

440
00:25:30,437 --> 00:25:31,654
Oi.

441
00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:33,469
Yeah, you.

442
00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:36,428
What's this about you
wanting to ask me out?

443
00:25:36,548 --> 00:25:37,980
Who told you?

444
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,111
- Is it true?
- So what if it is?

445
00:25:41,127 --> 00:25:43,151
Well, why don't you ask
me and see what I say?

446
00:25:43,271 --> 00:25:44,496
All right,

447
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,534
do you want to go out some time?

448
00:25:48,906 --> 00:25:50,324
No.

449
00:25:50,573 --> 00:25:52,927
What? Do you think you can just

450
00:25:52,974 --> 00:25:55,837
see a girl you like and pick
her out like a pair of trainers?

451
00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,510
You don't even know me.

452
00:25:58,511 --> 00:26:00,348
You didn't even ask me,
you asked my brother.

453
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,138
How about you ask me when you grow up?

454
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:08,280
Good on you, girl. He ain't
even that buff, anyway.

455
00:26:08,509 --> 00:26:12,441
Oh, my God, Alya! You've
just turned down Cory Wilson.

456
00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:14,126
Yeah, well, he would
have to try a lot harder

457
00:26:14,143 --> 00:26:15,520
if he was really interested.

458
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,271
Yeah, thanks for dropping
me in it there, mate.

459
00:26:17,426 --> 00:26:18,711
I never said nothing!

460
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:19,969
Yeah, then who did?
461
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,434
You gotta admit, though.
You got burnt, didn't yer?

462
00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,616
What was that, you thought
you could get any girl?

463
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,315
- Yeah, you just wait and see, mate.
- Yeah.

464
00:26:26,332 --> 00:26:28,058
- Yeah.
- You just wait and see.

465
00:26:31,129 --> 00:26:33,607
Oi. Watch and learn, loser.

466
00:26:35,088 --> 00:26:36,370
You all right, London.

467
00:26:37,409 --> 00:26:38,706
You enjoy the game?

468
00:26:39,313 --> 00:26:40,419
Um...

469
00:26:40,457 --> 00:26:43,056
- I didn't see it. I was in detention.
- Oh what's the matter,

470
00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:44,849
don't you like watching
lads getting sweaty?

471
00:26:45,659 --> 00:26:47,048
No, I'm only kidding.

472
00:26:47,483 --> 00:26:49,745
What you doing tomorrow
night, after school?

473
00:26:51,588 --> 00:26:52,865
Not much.
474
00:26:53,249 --> 00:26:54,345
You want to go out?

475
00:26:57,124 --> 00:26:58,617
Yeah. Okay. Sweet.

476
00:26:58,634 --> 00:26:59,615
All right.

477
00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:00,897
Cool.

478
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,978
Go on, man. Just do it!

479
00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:08,296
Hayley,

480
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,545
fancy going out as well?

481
00:27:12,481 --> 00:27:14,466
- Me?
- Go on.

482
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:16,536
Yeah.

483
00:27:17,381 --> 00:27:18,768
Yeah, all right.

484
00:27:26,569 --> 00:27:27,799
Well done, mate.

485
00:27:30,489 --> 00:27:32,059
Well played today, Jordan.

486
00:27:32,809 --> 00:27:35,779
- Thanks, Sir. Not too bad yourself.
- Come here.

487
00:27:40,088 --> 00:27:42,219
Listen, I've had a
look into access for you
488
00:27:42,232 --> 00:27:44,764
and the first thing you're
going to need is a DNA test

489
00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:46,066
to prove you're Jamie's dad.

490
00:27:47,179 --> 00:27:48,637
How am I going to get one of those?

491
00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,137
Don't know.

492
00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:52,284
Well, can your dad not stump up for it?

493
00:27:53,649 --> 00:27:55,457
All right, I'll pay for it,

494
00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:57,108
but, listen, I want the money back?

495
00:27:57,479 --> 00:27:59,368
All right, thanks, Steve.

496
00:27:59,369 --> 00:28:00,481
Mr Bell.

497
00:28:00,895 --> 00:28:02,654
Don't go pushing your luck.

498
00:28:10,204 --> 00:28:11,657
There you are.

499
00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:17,048
Did you not fancy your chances at rugby?

500
00:28:17,049 --> 00:28:19,089
No, I pulled my adductor.

501
00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:20,886
Oh, lucky you. Is she fit?

502
00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,747
Oh, come on, Sami,

503
00:28:24,795 --> 00:28:26,295
where's your sense of humour?

504
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,872
Cory Wilson... pack it in!

505
00:28:31,372 --> 00:28:32,539
Sorry, miss.

506
00:28:35,868 --> 00:28:37,702
Look, can we, ah, talk at some point?

507
00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:40,208
Do you want to grab a bite. Tomorrow?

508
00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:43,058
I'll tell you what, we'll do
Crunchies, for old time's sake.

509
00:28:43,529 --> 00:28:44,889
Crunchies it is.

510
00:28:53,308 --> 00:28:54,787
- Hey.
- Hey.

511
00:28:54,809 --> 00:28:57,409
- You're looking pleased with yourself.
- Got myself a hot date.

512
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,831
Watch this space.

513
00:29:00,009 --> 00:29:01,224
- Ready?
- Yes.

514
00:29:03,169 --> 00:29:05,010
- Come on, then, babe.
- Yep.

515
00:29:12,529 --> 00:29:15,481
- Where they taking yer?
- Didn't say.

516
00:29:16,729 --> 00:29:18,768
Make sure it's somewhere decent.

517
00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:20,251
Greggs.

518
00:29:20,809 --> 00:29:23,808
And not the rec with a can of
cider so they can Cop a feel.

519
00:29:23,809 --> 00:29:26,449
- Watch that Cory.
- I'm going with Riz.

520
00:29:26,569 --> 00:29:29,555
He's nice. And he's loaded.

521
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,750
Yeah, well, they're all the same.

522
00:29:32,529 --> 00:29:34,529
Apart from Nas's fiancé.

523
00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:36,822
He's a prince in loafers.

524
00:29:37,129 --> 00:29:38,909
You getting married, love?

525
00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,727
Oh, congratulations.

526
00:29:41,469 --> 00:29:44,129
No, Nana, I'm not getting married.

527
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,041
It's just Missy being a
bit of a div, that's all.

528
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,433
Oh!

529
00:29:48,471 --> 00:29:51,611
- What are you like?
- Oh! Sorry, Hayley.

530
00:29:51,878 --> 00:29:53,371
It's all right, I'll go get another.

531
00:29:53,409 --> 00:29:56,490
'Spose you can ruin as many tops as
you want when you marry moneybags.

532
00:29:56,491 --> 00:29:58,449
Please! Stop going on about that!

533
00:29:58,569 --> 00:30:00,251
I'm not the one making you do it.

534
00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:01,729
No one's making me do anything.

535
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,136
Your dad's chilled, is he?

536
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:05,711
Letting you do what you want,

537
00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:08,021
he's all right with you fancying girls?

538
00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:10,473
I kissed a girl once.

539
00:30:10,729 --> 00:30:13,244
Sharon Saunders.

540
00:30:13,409 --> 00:30:15,477
Oh, her breath was so sweet

541
00:30:15,489 --> 00:30:16,982
and to this day

542
00:30:17,305 --> 00:30:21,819
I still can't suck on a Murray
Mint without thinking of her. Ooh!

543
00:30:30,264 --> 00:30:32,695
- Don't do anything you don't want to do.
- Yeah. Yeah.

544
00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:38,069
We're going out.

545
00:30:42,369 --> 00:30:44,605
- This place.
- A gay club.

546
00:30:44,854 --> 00:30:47,221
That's not really my
thing, is it, Missy?

547
00:30:47,506 --> 00:30:49,614
More your thing than
marrying some fella.

548
00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:53,255
- I'm not marrying him!
- So why haven't you told your dad that?

549
00:30:53,489 --> 00:30:56,536
Cos if you tell him, you'd have to
admit the truth, in't that right?

550
00:30:56,849 --> 00:30:58,719
No, it's... Oh...

551
00:30:59,741 --> 00:31:01,860
It's me dad's business, it's gone bust.

552
00:31:01,889 --> 00:31:04,928
- So at least if I marry this guy...
- Stop making excuses!

553
00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:07,673
I know you, Nas. Better
than you know yourself.

554
00:31:07,964 --> 00:31:09,572
It's not about your dad's business,

555
00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:12,471
it's about you not
facing up to who you are.
556
00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:14,768
Remember in primary school?

557
00:31:14,769 --> 00:31:16,021
The Christmas Show?

558
00:31:16,064 --> 00:31:18,558
We worked out that dance
routine to Girls Aloud

559
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:23,438
only you chickened out at the
last minute and I had to do it...

560
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,486
on my own.

561
00:31:25,965 --> 00:31:27,864
I know, and you won.

562
00:31:27,896 --> 00:31:31,285
You couldn't speak to me for a
whole week, you were so gutted.

563
00:31:31,769 --> 00:31:33,533
Don't make the same mistake again.

564
00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:37,328
- Don't be a coward, Nas.
- I'm not like you, Missy!

565
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,487
I didn't want to do that
stupid dance routine.

566
00:31:39,503 --> 00:31:41,528
And I don't want to go to a gay club!

567
00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:45,096
There's a train to Leeds at 7.30.

568
00:31:45,329 --> 00:31:47,753
I'll be at top of the ginnel at seven.

569
00:31:48,129 --> 00:31:51,308
Be there, I'll give you bloody tuppa!

570
00:31:57,301 --> 00:31:58,562
He didn't even ID us.

571
00:32:00,859 --> 00:32:02,769
Hello, fitties.

572
00:32:02,889 --> 00:32:04,365
Follow my lead, bro.

573
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:06,425
All right, London?

574
00:32:06,452 --> 00:32:08,856
Looking good. Nice jacket.

575
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,598
Nice, ah...

576
00:32:12,755 --> 00:32:14,733
- Your face looks nice.
- Shut up!

577
00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:16,099
What we doing, then, guys?

578
00:32:16,129 --> 00:32:18,848
Well, thought we could start
with some cider down the rec,

579
00:32:18,859 --> 00:32:21,354
- take it from there?
- What goes on at the rec, then?

580
00:32:21,569 --> 00:32:25,011
Oh, you know. What happens
at the rec, stays at the rec.

581
00:32:29,889 --> 00:32:32,545
No, don't think about
it. Cos I'm not going.

582
00:32:34,649 --> 00:32:35,858
Give us a sec.
583
00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,649
- What's wrong with you?
- They only want to go for one reason.

584
00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:42,924
- Yeah, and?
- And is that all you're up for?

585
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:44,516
What's wrong with that?

586
00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:46,560
He's hot.

587
00:32:47,129 --> 00:32:50,261
Up to you. But I think I'm
worth more than a can of cider.

588
00:32:50,889 --> 00:32:52,546
You're such a baby.

589
00:32:52,821 --> 00:32:53,940
Everything all right?

590
00:32:54,623 --> 00:32:56,785
It's past Hayley's bedtime.

591
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,993
- Do you need someone to take you home?
- Whatever.

592
00:33:00,113 --> 00:33:02,248
- It's all right, Hayley. I'll take you home.
- No!

593
00:33:02,419 --> 00:33:03,791
Not you, either.

594
00:33:08,175 --> 00:33:09,761
I don't think so.

595
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,484
Stupid slag!

596
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,323
- Wuss puss!
- Oh!

597
00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:20,583
Nice one.

598
00:33:20,593 --> 00:33:23,234
- I didn't do anything.
- Give us those.

599
00:33:23,649 --> 00:33:25,600
Where have you been hiding?

600
00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:27,316
Kaneez, come on...

601
00:33:27,574 --> 00:33:28,725
You been at your brother's?

602
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,225
Tell 'im I'm a bad wife cos I
don't won't to sell my daughter?

603
00:33:31,246 --> 00:33:34,249
I'm not going to force Nas into
doing something she doesn't want.

604
00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:35,947
But this could be good for her.

605
00:33:36,129 --> 00:33:37,469
You happy with this?

606
00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:39,480
A damp house in Ackley Bridge,

607
00:33:39,529 --> 00:33:41,528
struggling to make
ends meet every month?

608
00:33:41,529 --> 00:33:43,837
We wouldn't have to struggle
if you could provide!

609
00:33:43,864 --> 00:33:45,665
They're loaded, Kaneez,
610
00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:48,284
she'll be set up for life. Big house,

611
00:33:48,306 --> 00:33:49,989
sunshine all year round.

612
00:33:50,005 --> 00:33:52,296
Won't do us any harm,
but I'm thinking of her.

613
00:33:52,339 --> 00:33:54,323
Oh, you've got it all
worked out, haven't you?

614
00:33:54,443 --> 00:33:56,088
Just stop it!

615
00:33:56,089 --> 00:33:58,173
I don't want the two
of you fighting over me.

616
00:33:58,174 --> 00:33:59,328
That's the last thing I want.

617
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,046
Tell her what you do want.
Let her hear it from her uba.

618
00:34:02,049 --> 00:34:04,627
No, I know what this is about. I
heard you fighting the other day.

619
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,426
That's why she's not eaten all week.

620
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:07,604
You happy now?

621
00:34:08,164 --> 00:34:09,786
I didn't mean to upset you, sweetheart.

622
00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:11,812
He thought it would be a nice surprise!

623
00:34:11,834 --> 00:34:13,783
- Mum, please.
- All I'm asking

624
00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:16,825
is that you come to Pakistan
and you meet this guy.

625
00:34:16,829 --> 00:34:19,088
- Say no.
- We could all go.

626
00:34:19,329 --> 00:34:21,441
Family holiday, we're due a visit,

627
00:34:21,605 --> 00:34:23,339
not been back since you were three.

628
00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,969
You'd only speak
Punjabi, do you remember?

629
00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:27,706
Refused to wear your jeans,

630
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:30,429
said you wanted to be
a proper Pakistani girl.

631
00:34:32,089 --> 00:34:33,325
I'd never hurt you...

632
00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:38,501
never make you do
anything you didn't want.

633
00:34:41,449 --> 00:34:42,609
Please, Nas.

634
00:34:49,075 --> 00:34:50,336
Let me think about it.

635
00:35:07,736 --> 00:35:08,777
Oi, look.

636
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:09,918
Oi!

637
00:35:11,612 --> 00:35:12,869
Is that what you're wearing?

638
00:35:12,989 --> 00:35:15,304
No, I told them I was baby-sitting.

639
00:35:15,355 --> 00:35:17,256
So I'll just get ready at the station.

640
00:35:17,338 --> 00:35:19,132
Come on, we're going to be late!

641
00:35:19,631 --> 00:35:21,107
I thought you weren't coming!

642
00:35:21,296 --> 00:35:23,190
I just needed to get out.

643
00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:26,029
- How much?
- Ta.

644
00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:28,825
- Thanks.
- Hang on is that...?

645
00:35:29,118 --> 00:35:30,241
Mo.

646
00:35:33,562 --> 00:35:34,681
Empty your pockets.

647
00:35:34,918 --> 00:35:36,140
You're not in school now, Sir.

648
00:35:36,183 --> 00:35:37,474
Empty your pockets.

649
00:35:37,551 --> 00:35:40,210
You ain't the feds, Sir. Trying
to impress your goree girlfriend?

650
00:35:40,279 --> 00:35:42,211
You can wipe that smile off your face.

651
00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,657
What you playing at, Mo?

652
00:35:44,002 --> 00:35:46,412
- You shouldn't be round here, Miss.
- Excuse me?

653
00:35:46,444 --> 00:35:48,849
Do you think I'm stupid?
I know who was in that car.

654
00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:50,388
If you want to get involved
with people like that,

655
00:35:50,405 --> 00:35:51,416
it ain't going to end well for you.

656
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:54,140
Don't be fronting on me
like you're some hard man.

657
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:56,089
My dad's already told me about you.

658
00:36:08,464 --> 00:36:09,729
You all right, love?

659
00:36:09,806 --> 00:36:11,204
Stupid cow!

660
00:36:11,359 --> 00:36:14,495
Hey! Don't you get fresh
with me, young lady.

661
00:36:14,538 --> 00:36:16,260
Not you, Nana! Chloe.

662
00:36:16,277 --> 00:36:18,303
She only wanted me to go down
there so she could get with Cory

663
00:36:18,304 --> 00:36:20,033
and then she tried to make me look bad
664
00:36:20,076 --> 00:36:21,767
cos I wouldn't go down rec with them.

665
00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:24,129
Well, that's southerners
for you: Selfish.

666
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:25,410
I thought we were friends.

667
00:36:25,419 --> 00:36:27,945
She can forget it. Me and her...

668
00:36:28,956 --> 00:36:31,086
- unfriended.
- Never mind.

669
00:36:31,683 --> 00:36:34,445
- Have a custard cream.
- Thanks, Nana.

670
00:36:35,725 --> 00:36:37,300
You want to go easy on that.

671
00:36:37,935 --> 00:36:40,108
- You having some?
- No, thanks.

672
00:36:40,743 --> 00:36:42,674
- Still a wuss?
- Yup.

673
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,810
Look, uhm... I haven't
been honest with you.

674
00:36:49,150 --> 00:36:51,511
I mean, I haven't even
told you why I went inside.

675
00:36:52,436 --> 00:36:54,168
I used to deal drugs.

676
00:36:54,652 --> 00:36:58,227
Making money. I didn't
care, wasted half the time.

677
00:36:58,587 --> 00:37:00,894
Racing around in stupid cars.

678
00:37:01,717 --> 00:37:03,728
And one night I went through a...

679
00:37:04,282 --> 00:37:05,960
red light and...

680
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,752
I hit a woman and a six-year-old.

681
00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:13,924
I was lucky that they survived.

682
00:37:16,586 --> 00:37:17,985
I went to...

683
00:37:18,572 --> 00:37:20,949
went to prison and had a breakdown.

684
00:37:21,798 --> 00:37:23,449
That's what Mo was on about.

685
00:37:23,981 --> 00:37:25,918
I was on the same wing as his dad.

686
00:37:28,381 --> 00:37:29,908
And I met someone.

687
00:37:30,903 --> 00:37:32,210
Inside.

688
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,921
She was a social worker, she used to

689
00:37:36,147 --> 00:37:37,852
come in and give us talks.

690
00:37:38,804 --> 00:37:41,133
You know, then I met her again.

691
00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:42,940
When I got out.

692
00:37:44,065 --> 00:37:46,318
You know, she's great.

693
00:37:49,029 --> 00:37:51,024
You know, I mean, the
funny thing is I think you'd

694
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,256
actually really like her.

695
00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:58,509
- I mean, you'll meet her.
- I can't wait.

696
00:38:01,782 --> 00:38:04,545
- And we're engaged.
- Oh.

697
00:38:05,836 --> 00:38:08,606
- We're getting married.
- Yeah, I know what engaged means.

698
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,231
Why didn't you tell
me? You've had weeks.

699
00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,963
I know. I'm sorry.

700
00:38:18,313 --> 00:38:19,760
It's just...

701
00:38:21,519 --> 00:38:23,714
I was enjoying being around you.

702
00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:29,995
Well, that's... that's brilliant, Samir.

703
00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:31,904
I'm really happy for you.

704
00:38:32,673 --> 00:38:34,658
- When's the wedding?
- Er.

705
00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:36,579
We haven't set a date.

706
00:38:36,594 --> 00:38:38,003
Well, you better hurry up.

707
00:38:38,299 --> 00:38:41,144
Before she comes to
her senses! SHE CHUCKLES

708
00:38:42,579 --> 00:38:43,972
You not tucking in?

709
00:38:49,071 --> 00:38:50,787
Are you sure you don't
want anything to eat?

710
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,385
- No, I...
- They've got, ah,

711
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:56,370
breaded mushrooms and
chilli-beef nachos.

712
00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:58,586
Look Sadiq, I...

713
00:39:01,431 --> 00:39:03,620
You and me. It was a one-off.

714
00:39:03,659 --> 00:39:05,990
- It was a mistake and I...
- Look,

715
00:39:06,361 --> 00:39:08,529
before you go any further.

716
00:39:09,475 --> 00:39:12,369
You know I've tremendous
respect for you, Mandy.

717
00:39:12,428 --> 00:39:14,338
I like you. I like you a lot.
718
00:39:14,339 --> 00:39:16,898
- And I like you a lot, too, but...
- But this, us,

719
00:39:17,018 --> 00:39:18,764
it should never have happened.

720
00:39:19,554 --> 00:39:20,899
It's too risky.

721
00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:23,975
Working with Steve and my
kids being at the school.

722
00:39:25,352 --> 00:39:27,245
I hope you're not too upset.

723
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,940
It were never meant
to be anything serious.

724
00:39:33,989 --> 00:39:35,543
Sorry, it's just... Yeah.

725
00:39:35,586 --> 00:39:38,986
That's exactly what I
was about to say, so.

726
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:40,788
Course you were.

727
00:39:47,179 --> 00:39:48,258
♪ I can't fool myself ♪

728
00:39:48,259 --> 00:39:51,458
♪ I don't want nobody
else to ever love you ♪

729
00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:55,970
♪ You are my shinin' star ♪
♪ My guiding light, my love fantasy ♪

730
00:39:56,019 --> 00:40:00,225
♪ There's not a minute, hour,
day or night that I don't love you ♪
731
00:40:00,259 --> 00:40:04,716
♪ You're at the top of my list
cos I'm always thinkin' of you ♪

732
00:40:04,739 --> 00:40:09,072
♪ You must have known that I had
feelings deep enough to swim in... ♪

733
00:40:09,192 --> 00:40:10,927
We should do a duet.

734
00:40:11,379 --> 00:40:14,321
- Don't Go Breaking My Heart.
- I told you, I can't sing.

735
00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,058
Can't sing or won't sing?

736
00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:17,756
Trust me. Can't.

737
00:40:38,782 --> 00:40:40,804
I'm still not sure about this, Missy.

738
00:40:40,864 --> 00:40:42,714
We're not in Ackley Bridge now, Nas,

739
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,430
we can be whatever we want!

740
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:56,379
- Hey! Amazing dress.
- This is going to be great!

741
00:41:00,505 --> 00:41:02,939
- Hi.
- Hi. Oh, don't look so scared, girls.

742
00:41:02,964 --> 00:41:05,888
We're very friendly here. Come
on then. Get yourselves in.

743
00:41:17,956 --> 00:41:21,301
♪ Oh, what fun we had ♪ ♪ But
did it really turn out bad? ♪
744
00:41:21,302 --> 00:41:22,737
Glasgow's nice.

745
00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:25,761
- I like it.
- Yeah, you said.

746
00:41:26,019 --> 00:41:28,675
Bet you left a trail of
broken hearts up there.

747
00:41:28,859 --> 00:41:31,098
You must be seeing someone,
pretty girl like you.

748
00:41:31,099 --> 00:41:33,056
- Nope.
- What is it, secret lover?

749
00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:34,498
- Husband?
- No.

750
00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,094
Uhm, listen. I'm going to go.

751
00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:37,540
Lots to do tomorrow.

752
00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:39,253
- Right.
- See ya.

753
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,741
She's single. I'm well in.

754
00:41:43,928 --> 00:41:45,167
Nice.

755
00:41:46,038 --> 00:41:47,658
♪ Baggy trousers ♪

756
00:41:47,659 --> 00:41:49,458
♪ Baggy trousers ♪
757
00:41:49,459 --> 00:41:51,418
♪ Baggy trousers ♪

758
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,921
♪ Baggy trousers. ♪

759
00:41:55,361 --> 00:41:56,725
Woo!

760
00:41:56,796 --> 00:41:58,792
♪ Baggy trousers. ♪

761
00:42:11,939 --> 00:42:14,233
Come on then, who do you fancy?

762
00:42:16,419 --> 00:42:18,200
Her? That one.

763
00:42:19,602 --> 00:42:21,808
Oh, my God, her!

764
00:42:24,205 --> 00:42:26,310
Don't worry, I'll do the talking.

765
00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:43,234
She's straight. Here on a hen do.

766
00:42:45,139 --> 00:42:47,043
Come on!

767
00:42:47,076 --> 00:42:49,738
No, Missy, I think I'm going to
go outside and get some fresh air.

768
00:42:49,739 --> 00:42:51,445
Oh, all right. Are you sure?

769
00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:53,837
- You go...
- I love this song!

770
00:43:15,471 --> 00:43:16,576
Not tonight.

771
00:43:16,849 --> 00:43:18,768
I'd just come out for some fresh air.

772
00:43:18,779 --> 00:43:20,146
We're full.

773
00:43:20,844 --> 00:43:23,769
- Please.
- Listen, love, forget it.

774
00:44:06,358 --> 00:44:07,607
Nas?

775
00:44:08,631 --> 00:44:09,917
Hi!

776
00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:14,899
What are you doing here?

777
00:44:15,299 --> 00:44:18,512
No, I think you've mistaken
me for somebody else.

778
00:44:19,264 --> 00:44:21,240
Cos my name is Zareena.

779
00:44:22,979 --> 00:44:24,427
- Zareena?
- Mm.

780
00:44:25,346 --> 00:44:26,408
Right.

781
00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:27,733
What's your name?

782
00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:30,848
- Uhm...
- It's all right,

783
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,087
we're not in Ackley Bridge now,
you can be who you want to be.

784
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,596
Uhm...
785
00:44:36,376 --> 00:44:37,629
Sonali.

786
00:44:39,902 --> 00:44:40,974
Sonali?

787
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,448
Yeah.

788
00:44:43,477 --> 00:44:46,348
Right. Well, pleased
to meet you, Sonali.

789
00:44:46,616 --> 00:44:49,243
So, Zareena, what do you do, then?

790
00:44:49,563 --> 00:44:53,568
I am actually an Olympic gold medallist.

791
00:44:54,497 --> 00:44:55,722
Javelin.

792
00:44:56,196 --> 00:44:57,958
- Really?
- Mmm.

793
00:44:58,168 --> 00:45:00,503
I am an astronaut.

794
00:45:00,537 --> 00:45:02,659
Yeah. But I only work two days a week.

795
00:45:02,676 --> 00:45:04,834
The rest of the time
I'm... I'm writing a novel

796
00:45:05,016 --> 00:45:06,347
about cats.

797
00:45:08,379 --> 00:45:09,285
Right!

798
00:45:11,179 --> 00:45:13,739
How was your night, then, Sonali?
799
00:45:13,783 --> 00:45:15,203
Karaoke?

800
00:45:15,491 --> 00:45:17,299
There's this guy, he's nice enough,

801
00:45:17,768 --> 00:45:19,185
but he spent the whole
night following me around,

802
00:45:19,213 --> 00:45:20,897
asking me if I was single.

803
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,290
- You?
- I was at this club.

804
00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:28,625
It was all right. I mean, it
was more Missy's thing than mine.

805
00:45:29,386 --> 00:45:31,371
That's why she's still there actually.

806
00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:37,161
Ah, I just spent the whole night
wishing I was somewhere else.

807
00:45:37,825 --> 00:45:39,237
Yeah, me too.

808
00:45:44,338 --> 00:45:47,678
Uhm, I'm sorry I have to go.

809
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,000
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810
00:47:05,214 --> 00:47:07,086
Just because a girl would go with anyone

811
00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:08,870
doesn't mean she isn't worth going with.

812
00:47:09,413 --> 00:47:10,642
Wise words that, bro.

813
00:47:11,294 --> 00:47:12,662
Deep stuff, innit?

814
00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:15,379
Deep stuff.