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The document is a script for a humorous video featuring various characters, including students and teachers, engaging in comedic dialogues about school life and their experiences. It includes playful banter, excuses for being late, and interactions with fictional superheroes like Iron Man and Hulk. The narrative highlights the quirks of different types of students, such as the latecomer, the topper, and those who struggle with their studies.

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SCRIPT vid2

The document is a script for a humorous video featuring various characters, including students and teachers, engaging in comedic dialogues about school life and their experiences. It includes playful banter, excuses for being late, and interactions with fictional superheroes like Iron Man and Hulk. The narrative highlights the quirks of different types of students, such as the latecomer, the topper, and those who struggle with their studies.

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SCRIPT (Video 2)

Pulkit: “chidiya udi”


Habibi: "hao udii”
Pulkit: “tota udaa”
Habibi: "hao udda”
Pulkit: “HULK udda!”
Habibi: "aaan?”
Pulkit: “aaaaannn khatam ho gaya, har gae tum”
Habibi: "aaann aannn”
Pulkit: “har gae”
Habibi: "aaann aannn, kaiku har gae, kaiku har gae. hulk udta?, hulk udta?”
Pulkit: “app nhi dekhe?, kaisa bhakh bol k jump kar k udta une utti upr tak”
Habibi: "aaann aannn”
Habibi: "waisa to phira phira ke pheke to tumare amma be udte”
Pulkit: “ye app amma pe kaiko ja rahe app amma pe nako jao”

Narrator: “Han to SCHOOL, yahi vehe beherant jagaha hai jaha vibhin
Prajatiyo ke jev jantu rehete hai”
“STUDENTS”
(intro music){6 sec}
Narrator: “ajj me bat kru ga kuch satrangi, STUDENTS ki prajati ke bare me”

(late anne valla student)


Teacher: “atomic radius is……. (kid enters the room), itni late kai ko ayya?
Kid: (day 1) “vo traffic tha madam”
(day 2) “train puncher ho gait hi madam”
(day 3) “bail gardi puncher ho gait hi madam”
(day 7) “gatar me gir gaya tha madam”
(day 9) “gatar mere pr gir gaya tha madam”
(day 14) “shaktiman ne rok lia tha madam”
(day 18) “arre vo thanos jinda ho gaya tha madam”
(day 22) “vo iron man ki call a gai thi madam”
Narator: “meanwhile ironman ki call”
(phone rings)
Iron man: “aree phone utha re Jarvis kammo”
“hello iron man bat kr raha hu kon?”
Kid: “HULK”
Iron man: “han patthe bolo kya hona?”
Kid: “HULK”
Iron man: “hao re suna bolo, kya hona?”
Kid: “HULK”
Iron man: “aaaaaaaa……..ironman”
Kid: “HUULLK”
Iron man: “ironmannnnn”
Kid: “HUULLK”
Iron man: “Rakh bhardko phone rakh”
Captain America: “spidu ke samne kya galliya de rahe mia?, aap ku zarri sharm
nhi hai”
Iron man: “areu budde tereku koi bhi nai puche khamush baith teri umar ka
lehaz karru nai to ab tak lat mar ke hakaal jata tere ko team se”
(thorda off topic ho gaya na)

(the singer student)


Student: “suntan hai vo sab kijholi bhar ta hai……”
Kid: “arre chacha kya gaa te ho shakal dekhi hai apni…..”(revolve hand around
head)
Student: “teri behen ko naman sale ruk ja pille jameen me gard du”
(kids laughing)

(dhoka dene valle bacche)


Narrator: “yrr tum log ne kuch yad kia”
Others: “nahi”
Narrator: “yrr kash ajj maam test ki bhool jae”
Treacher: “to baccho aj ham parege chapter 6”
Dhokebazz baccha: “maam aj to apne test bola than a?”
Narrator: “kyu kkkiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyooooooooooo”
(teacher slaps narrator)
Narrator: “bhai oyye no.8 bol na no.8”
Dhokebazz baccha: “no.8”
Narrator: “abbbe….question no.8 bol”
Dhokebazz baccha: “question no.8”
Narrator: “arre answer bol uska”
Dhokebazz baccha: “accha vo to nhi malum hai mere ko”
(doorlight blink)

(topper bacche)
Teacher: “bête kam complete hai tumhara”
Topper: “haan sir”
Teacher: “accha, kal ka?”
Topper: “haa sir vo bhi horaha”
Teacher: “ohhhh…kal jo dunga?”
Topper: “yes sir vo bhi ho raha”
Teacher: “mmmmm…..oyye tu tera kam ho gaya”
Narrator: “kam?”
Friend: “kam?”
Narrator: “konsa kaam?”
Friend: “kaaam?”
Narrator: “sir…..konsa subject padhate ho te app?”
(the boys meme)
Narrator: “abb ye vo bacche hote hai jinka apni class ka hi nhi a ge ki do classo
ka bhi slybass bhi complete ho rakha hota hai”
“ve bacche itne jayada makkahan bazz hote hote itne jayada
makkhan bas hote hai ki makkhan bhi sanyas lele”
makkhan: “oyye amul dudh me nhi jau ga kal se kaam pe iss topper ko hi bhej
do”
Narrator: “kya?, oyye ke makkan kisne dala hai script me”
Topper: “maam app kya pardhati ho, app hi meri insperatio ho me barde ho kr
app ke jesa hi banna chata hu”
habibi: “oyye (topper) kya bat kr raha hai”
person1: “tu barde ho kr lardki ban na chahata hai?”
person2: “kya bat kr raha hai, mere ko to ispr pehele se hi doubt tha”

(lardki ke peeche larde valle bacche)


(fight sequence)
Red: “ too easy”
Red: “?, what?, how did you…?”
Yellow: “TXK”
Red: “useless”
Red: “no more games”

Narrator: “kya lagta hai ICSE me esse lardai hoti nhi?, arre khamba pakad ke
lard rahe hai ye log”

(guy holding basket ball pole)


Person3:“nakli balo ka pech lagane valle bina light ke jugnu”[holding person4’s
Hair]
Person4: “ arre bhai chord de”
Person3: “abbe tere dono avle mene jardh se nhi keeche, mera nam bhi shoki
nhi tune bataya kesse ki me nidhi ka secret setter hu”
Person4: “bhai mene nhi bataya nhai HR ne parchi di…”
Person3: “arre HR ki behen ko naman abbe tera pech utar ke nidhi ko bheju ga,
Abbe pata chal ne de kitna jhatu bal hai tu ruk”

(jinka koi futune na ho vo valle bacche)


Person5 : “bhai ajj maths ka paper mast assan ayya tha, yaro”
Person6: “han very easy ayya eak masala marr”
Person7: “bhai log, arre tum vo a+b ke whole square ka formula kya likhe”
Person5: “aayi…! Teku a+b ke whole square ka formula nhi malum”
Person7: “arre, malum bhai kese nhi malum, utta to sab ko malum reheta”
Person5: “aaaaaannnnn…… kaha zara bol ke dikha”
Person7: “woooo……pehele a square atta”
Person5: “hao atta”
Person7: “phir vo…..b square atta”
Person5: “hmm”
Person7: “phir phir esse hi eak do teen teen kya hi ate, khatam voich formula”
Person6: “nayi cheez sikha die bhai tum ajj”

Person5: “bhai tere ko vo last me kya a raha the re?, mera to 40 aa raha
answer”
Person6: “mereko 39 aa raha tha”
Person7: “meku tension se khaali PISHAB aara the last me”
Person5: “bhai abhrahim lincon ke chapter short me summary bata de”
Person7: “kuch bhi nhi hai yaro”
“Abraham Lincon is a man, he is born long ago”
Person5: “hein kya?”
Person7: “when he born, his parents kept name abrahim Lincoln”
Person5: “eee kya bol raha tu”
Person7: “he only speak English, he is born out of india. His son acting in
dhoom one jhon abharim”
Person5: “arre kya bol rha tu, esse kon number deta re?”
Person7: “arre last line sunne tum pehele!”
Person5: “han bolo”
Person7: “hence this is called abharim lincon”

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