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The document explores the human fascination with sex, highlighting how it is a natural part of life yet often treated with embarrassment. It includes a dialogue between characters discussing relationships, fitness, and community involvement, with humorous and light-hearted exchanges. The narrative touches on themes of love, social interactions, and personal aspirations.

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Since the dawn
of time, humans have done it,

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as cave dwellers, through millennia.

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The pursuit of it is hardwired into us.

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It's as natural as the big blue sea.

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And yet the human race,
we make such a big deal out of it.

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I'm talking about a column subject
guaranteed to embarrass my children.

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And maybe myself.

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S-E-X.

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It seems we humans
spend more time thinking about it,

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talking about it, or writing about it...

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Than actually doing it.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Beautiful day.

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I haven't made it outside yet.

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It's one of those days
that makes you feel like

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you're on top of the world.

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You want to come to my place tonight?

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I would love to. What should I bring?

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Your toothbrush.

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You're staying the night.
If you want to, that is.

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I would.

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I will see you tonight, then.

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Yeah, see you then.

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Aww, that's so sweet!

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Katie's gonna love them.

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Oh, it's just a little something

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- for the dinner table, you know.
- Sorry, excuse me, George.

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Go!

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Cut through Memorial Park,
and I'll sweep in from the west. Go!

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So nice being loved up, isn't it?

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Like, everything's better.

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The sea, the sky, the
little beach flowers.

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Keep going!

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Head up Hillary Stairs!

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Everything alright?

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Oh, well, that depends. Listen to this.

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Oh, God! Nearly there!

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Dear Lord!

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It's Tom. What's he doing?

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He thinks he's in pursuit
of a bike thief.

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Why would a bike thief
come up Hillary Steps?

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I mean, he'd have to carry the bike.

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There's no bike thief, George.

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Wait for it.

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W... where...

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..criminal...

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- ..is?
- You OK, Tom?

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You.

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You're the criminal,
standing right here in front of me.

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That is a confidential...

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..government form.

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The annual police
fitness assessment form.

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Essential for all frontline police.

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- I found it in his rubbish bin.
- Tom, do you want a drink of water

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- or something?
- No.
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I see everything, Tom.

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OK, you've been ignoring this
for the past five years.

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- Shoot.
- Oh, get up, please.

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That's the worst acting performance
I've ever seen.

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Call an ambulance.

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Hannah!

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- Look at it.
- Really?

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It's magnificent.

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I did not know this about you.

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- Dad knows him. Come on.
- Ow!

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- Hi.
- Hello, ladies.

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You got some gold for me?

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- Yes.
- Thanks.
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Pretty generous, Siouxsie.

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This is my daughter, Siouxsie,
and her new friend, Shay.

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- Hi.
- This is Dwayne,

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from the Stafford Fire Brigade.

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He's running the joint boot camp
for the next two days.

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How are the numbers looking?

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Not so good our end.
But the whole Fire Brigade.

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No one wants to give back anymore, huh?

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Yep, it's heart-breaking.

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Exactly. But, I mean, I do.

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Want to give back.

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Your 20 cents
really showed us that, Siouxsie.

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No, I mean, Shay and I were thinking of

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joining the Fire Brigade, actually.

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- I'm sorry, we were...?
- In fact, we are super keen.

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- Well, that's excellent news.
- That's not what you said

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- two weeks ago.
- Yes, it is.

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I said we need more women in the force

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and you said you'd rather be forced
to listen to Michael Bolton...

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Are we allowed to give back
to our community or not?

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I say hell yes.

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- I say what the hell are you doing?
- And we're in!

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- We'll see you at boot camp.
- This afternoon?

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- This afternoon?
- Can't wait.

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Oh, hey, now, just a warning,
it is gonna be pretty physical.

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I love physical.
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- He'll live.
- What happened?

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Pushed himself too hard is my bet.

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Heat exhaustion, low blood pressure,

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all can cause fainting after exercise.

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As can being generally unfit
and sloth-like.

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Steady on, Hannah.

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Anyway, I've told him
to get a proper check-up with the GP

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before he starts any fitness program.

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Oh, come on.
It was not a fitness program.

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- It was the line of duty.
- Sort of.

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There could have been a real bike
thief up there for all he knew.

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Hey, can one of you guys
give him a lift home,

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because I'm actually running late
for an appointment.

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OK. Come on, Tom.

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You do know I'm your superior,
don't you?

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- Bye!
- Thanks.

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Fiona.

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Is everything alright?

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Everything?

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I just thought...

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You're not going to do that

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"Am I OK with you and Katie"
thing, are you, because there is...

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No, I wasn't. I wasn't.

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I know
there are no residual... anythings.

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No.

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I mean, it would have been
nice to know.
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Before I asked you,
and when I asked you.

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Well, there wasn't anything to know.
Not at that point.

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I mean, all that happened after.

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This is all so new. We haven't even...

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OK, well, good.

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Yeah.

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Because I wouldn't have asked,
obviously.

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- If I had known.
- Yes.

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But everything's alright
between you and me?

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Peachy, George.

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But like I say, I'm running late.

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So according to the famous song,

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the birds, the bees,
the educated fleas,

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the goldfish
in the privacy of their bowls,

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they all manage it without any drama.

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Oh, whoa, wait.

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Actually, I just need to go
this way to my locker.

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You have a locker?

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Yes, now.

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Hey, look, there's Poppy.

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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Pops.

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So why'd you really bail
on the caravan?

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Were your dad and Principal Dennis
doing it in the next bunk?

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No, no. It wasn't that.

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Yahtzee! Whoo! Yes!

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I win again. Another game?

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Oh, it's getting a bit late,
don't you reckon?

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What about Jenga? Come on!

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Maybe tomorrow night.

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Yeah.

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God, lame.

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Poor you.

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It was kind of funny.

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Yeah, we should go. See ya.

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See ya.

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Bye, Arlo.

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That was a bit weird.

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What was?

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You and Poppy.

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- Like besties.
- Why is that weird?

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I don't know.
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I don't have a problem with Poppy

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because I don't need to have
a problem with her, right?

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Yeah, right. Of course.

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Should we go back to your place
after school today?

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Sure.

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Big Mac wants us to write a puff piece

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about his 'Come to Weld' video,

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and one of us should
get down to Memorial Park

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to take a photo of the boot camp.

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This is news, "People do exercise"?

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Yeah, people do exercise,
Big Mac makes a video.

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- We tell ALL the stories.
- Alright.

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I'll sort out the camera for you.

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Thanks.

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Hiya.

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Nice surprise.

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I was just in town for an appointment.

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Do all the women in Weld
have appointments today?

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Mine is with Brenda, in her
capacity as a beauty therapist.

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Oh, that's right. She does nails.

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And other stuff.

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Huh?

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Who else has an appointment?

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You said, "Do all the women of Weld
have an appointment today?"

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Fiona.

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But she might have just been making
an excuse to get away from me.

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- Really?
- Yeah, I'm getting the vibe.
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Oh, no. I don't want things
to be weird.

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Maybe I should talk to her.

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Maybe she's just got
something else on her mind.

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Mmm.

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I'll see you tonight, then.

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- Looking forward to it.
- Me too.

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Hello?

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- Fiona.
- I'm fine!

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- No, you're not.
- No, honestly, I'm just...

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You're crying!

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You never cry.
Not even in the 'Titanic' movie.

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Yeah, well, that's because
it's completely unrealistic.

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Leonardo could have totally
fit on that bit of wood.
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Oh, is this my fault?

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No.

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Really?

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Because I think that it might be.

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I mean, before the wedding,

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when I said that there was nothing
happening between me and George...

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And I said
that I wouldn't mind if there was.

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Yeah, but there wasn't,
not at that point.

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And then I...

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I guess I thought
that you wouldn't mind.

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Because that's what I said.

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But maybe you were just saying that.

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Maybe...

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- Oh, I'm such a dick, God.
- Katie, stop.

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It's not because of you.

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I went to Stafford Fertility yesterday.

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I thought I could have a baby, but...

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...I can't have a baby.

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What, you're...?

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- Have you had tests done?
- No.

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I can't afford it.

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Do we really have to do this?

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Oh, let me have my fun, Shay.

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So great to have so many
members of our diverse community,

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communities.

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Proud of our new recruits,
Siouxsie and Shay.

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Now, most of you know Dwayne Hospard.

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We're lucky to have him here
to give us a hand today.

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He is a testament to hard work
and community spirit.

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OK, team,
well, we will get straight into it.

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We'll start with a warm-up,

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and then we'll partner off
and we'll get going.

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So just follow me. Let's get ready
to work. So, come on.

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Did you see the bicep when he waved?

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I bet he loves himself.

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It's not his personality
I'm interested in.

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So now you're just objectifying
the guy?

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You should try it.

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It's fun.

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What's happening here?

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Just a tiny little
Volunteer Fire Brigade boot camp.

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A nice walk, you said.
A little stroll, you said.

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So I played with the truth a little.

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00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:56,328
I'm not doing this. You've already
tried to kill me once today.

246
00:09:56,369 --> 00:10:00,098
Uh-uh, if you do this, I will
sign your police fitness form, OK?

247
00:10:00,123 --> 00:10:01,358
And that'll be the end of it.

248
00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:02,688
Until next year.

249
00:10:03,115 --> 00:10:04,888
As I've said, I'm your superior.

250
00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:06,608
Yep, and you need a colleague
to sign this,

251
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,841
and I am your only colleague.

252
00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:10,313
So unless you want someone

253
00:10:10,338 --> 00:10:12,568
from the Stafford Police Force
tracking your fitness...?

254
00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:14,528
Alright, everyone. Yep, go.

255
00:10:14,569 --> 00:10:16,371
- Hey, girls.
- Hi, again, Dwayne.

256
00:10:16,396 --> 00:10:17,683
So are you two partners?

257
00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:19,808
No, we're not. I like men.

258
00:10:20,193 --> 00:10:21,408
Partners for the drill.

259
00:10:22,374 --> 00:10:23,423
Right, yeah.

260
00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,056
For the drills, we are together.

261
00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:26,619
Uhm, but if you don't have a partner,

262
00:10:26,644 --> 00:10:29,128
Shay can find someone else,
and you and I can get together.

263
00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:30,448
Yeah, thanks.

264
00:10:30,489 --> 00:10:32,347
I'm kind of running
things, so I'll just...

265
00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:34,407
OK. As you were, then.

266
00:10:36,609 --> 00:10:40,400
OK, everybody, and we'll just get
back to a couple of stretches.

267
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,657
- You're disgusting.
- Oh, I'm just getting started.

268
00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,713
The basic hose carry.
269
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:54,713
The object is to take the hose
from point A to point B

270
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,393
without it getting tangled,
and then roll it back up again.

271
00:10:57,850 --> 00:11:01,471
A tangled and out-of-control hose
is a firefighter's worst enemy.

272
00:11:01,496 --> 00:11:03,313
On my whistle.

273
00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,539
On you go. Go. Go, go, go!

274
00:11:16,114 --> 00:11:18,113
Go, go!

275
00:11:19,474 --> 00:11:21,033
Yes, Siouxsie!

276
00:11:21,274 --> 00:11:23,193
Stand on it, Tom! Stand on it!

277
00:11:26,647 --> 00:11:30,166
And we have our winners,
Siouxsie and Shay!

278
00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:32,781
Drill two, the dummy drag.

279
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,993
Each partner
has to drag the other 15 metres.

280
00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,473
Just give me your weight.

281
00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:38,708
This isn't so bad.

282
00:11:38,894 --> 00:11:41,053
Ah... ow!

283
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,873
Might as well give me the bloody...

284
00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,233
Alright, you girls are naturals!

285
00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:47,830
Nice.

286
00:11:47,855 --> 00:11:49,500
Alright, everybody. Take a breather.

287
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:50,691
Stay hydrated.

288
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,259
Glad to see you guys doing so well.

289
00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:53,670
Yeah, this is actually pretty fun.

290
00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:55,778
Yeah, well, if you wouldn't mind
dialling it back a little bit.

291
00:11:55,803 --> 00:11:56,857
Which part?

292
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,331
The bit where you guys always win.

293
00:11:58,371 --> 00:11:59,953
I didn't think it was a competition.

294
00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:02,514
It's not about me. I'm fine.
We're all a team here.

295
00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:04,789
- Oh, for God's sake, Bill!
- What?!

296
00:12:04,814 --> 00:12:06,753
You've gotta be in charge
of your apparatus at all times.

297
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,357
OK, everybody, now pay attention

298
00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:10,457
if you want to see me
pulling my one out.

299
00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:11,873
Now there's an offer.

300
00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:13,713
You two are disgraceful.

301
00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,970
Us two? It's not me, it's her.

302
00:12:16,084 --> 00:12:18,353
Me? Come on!

303
00:12:20,409 --> 00:12:22,313
Hey, can I sit here?

304
00:12:22,887 --> 00:12:24,766
Yeah, of course.

305
00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:28,233
I feel like I haven't seen you much
since I got back.

306
00:12:28,762 --> 00:12:30,153
Yeah, no.

307
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,719
No.

308
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,423
Heard a rumour you ended
up in Dad's wedding cake,

309
00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:37,417
after we'd gone.

310
00:12:37,442 --> 00:12:40,233
Yep. That was pretty embarrassing.

311
00:12:40,601 --> 00:12:42,473
I, um... I fell.

312
00:12:43,282 --> 00:12:44,509
Clumsy.

313
00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:45,873
Right.

314
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,268
Kind of wish I'd seen that.

315
00:12:48,321 --> 00:12:49,856
I am really glad that you didn't.

316
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:52,853
Afternoon, class.

317
00:12:58,525 --> 00:13:00,713
Someone told me this morning
this wasn't newsworthy.

318
00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,246
But it is.

319
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,973
My daughter appears
to have joined the fire brigade.

320
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:07,193
Yeah, don't ask.

321
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,393
I'm very impressed.

322
00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,833
OK, I'd better get back to it.

323
00:13:11,464 --> 00:13:13,193
Make sure the fridge is full

324
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:16,635
because when I finish this workout,
I am going to need all the food.

325
00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:18,633
Oh, look, uh, yeah,
tomorrow night might be better.

326
00:13:19,558 --> 00:13:21,782
- What?
- Well, I just, um,

327
00:13:21,807 --> 00:13:22,552
- you know...
- How come?

328
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,492
I-I just want some alone time. Yeah.

329
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,446
So tomorrow.

330
00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:29,867
It's nearly $1,000
for the first consult.

331
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,233
Then it's three grand a cycle.

332
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:32,696
And even if it happened
the first time...

333
00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:33,756
Wow, yeah, that's...

334
00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:35,862
And when I asked the bank manager
for a loan

335
00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:37,079
and explained what it was for...

336
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,947
- You told them what it was for?
- Well, you have to be honest.

337
00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:41,433
He said...

338
00:13:42,049 --> 00:13:44,555
...I should just go to Night Moves
for happy hour

339
00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:45,633
and get some for free.

340
00:13:45,674 --> 00:13:47,513
The cheek of it!

341
00:13:47,721 --> 00:13:48,941
Oh!

342
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:50,949
As if you'd breed with
anyone who goes to

343
00:13:50,974 --> 00:13:52,393
happy hour at Night Moves.

344
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:57,181
You know,
I've always been action woman.

345
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,529
Go-getter.

346
00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:03,153
Think this baby
is just one thing I can't... go get.

347
00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,122
There's gotta be a way.

348
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,793
You'd be an amazing mother.

349
00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:09,843
You'd organise
the crap out of that baby.

350
00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:14,193
It'll happen, Fi.
Yeah, that's what George said.

351
00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:17,453
You talked about it with George?

352
00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:20,987
Oh, you know,
just public knowledge, isn't it?

353
00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:23,008
Fiona and her biological clock

354
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,232
deafening all of Weld with its ticking.

355
00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:29,753
At least we're still friends.

356
00:14:29,907 --> 00:14:31,026
Course we are.

357
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,893
How did we ever let a guy
come between us?

358
00:14:39,424 --> 00:14:40,819
What? There's no one here.

359
00:14:40,924 --> 00:14:42,233
There is, actually.

360
00:14:42,268 --> 00:14:45,027
- Hey, Dad.
- Oh. Hey, George.

361
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,593
We were just going to do some homework.

362
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,193
Just gonna help Lindsay
with her homework.

363
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,446
Right. What about tonight?

364
00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:51,899
Are you staying here,
or are you staying at Big Mac's?

365
00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:54,199
- I hadn't thought about it.
- Not Grandpa's.

366
00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:55,492
He's in Auckland on business,

367
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,758
and Dad is there
walking around in his undies.

368
00:14:57,972 --> 00:15:00,913
He says it opens his pores
after working in the septic tanks.

369
00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:03,173
Oh, definitely here, then.

370
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,292
What is for dinner?
Is that home-made pasta?

371
00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:08,672
It's a bit fiddly,
but I'm attempting tortellini.

372
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:11,253
- But the thing is...
- Dad's home-made pasta is the best.

373
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,706
It is sublime. Do you want a hand?

374
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,113
- I'm only making enough for two.
- What?

375
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:17,549
I could make some extra,
and you could have it tomorrow.

376
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:20,239
Oh, my God.
Even my eyelashes are sweating.

377
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:21,960
But God it was worth it.

378
00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:23,187
Hey, Shay, remember what I said

379
00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:24,639
about tonight
not being a good night to visit?

380
00:15:24,663 --> 00:15:25,713
Yum!

381
00:15:25,754 --> 00:15:27,604
Don't touch a thing.

382
00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:30,048
- Have an apple.
- An apple?

383
00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:31,365
After what I've been through today?

384
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,469
And after what we're gonna do
all over again tomorrow.

385
00:15:33,514 --> 00:15:34,982
Let's not do tomorrow.
It's not worth it.

386
00:15:35,007 --> 00:15:36,986
Just put it back!

387
00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:39,511
- What's up with you?
- OK, listen.

388
00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:41,356
Given that
I've invited someone for dinner,

389
00:15:41,394 --> 00:15:44,224
I would really appreciate it
if none of you were here.

390
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:46,493
Oh, right.

391
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,273
Roger that, Mr T.

392
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:50,273
We might need some money for takeaways.

393
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,042
Lindsay.

394
00:15:52,142 --> 00:15:54,401
You can't really ask my dad
for money...

395
00:15:54,494 --> 00:15:56,660
Why are you giving us money?

396
00:15:56,781 --> 00:16:00,463
Because he wants to do
you-know-what with Katie.

397
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:04,533
Ah, yes.

398
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:07,630
Dark clouds of romance gather
in the humid sky.

399
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:10,705
Sex is a beautiful thing.
No judgement here.

400
00:16:10,914 --> 00:16:12,164
Really keen to leave right now.

401
00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:13,388
Yep, same.

402
00:16:13,453 --> 00:16:16,021
- Fish and chips at our place?
- Sweet as.
403
00:16:16,114 --> 00:16:18,513
Well, good luck.

404
00:16:19,231 --> 00:16:21,033
The pasta, I mean.

405
00:16:21,074 --> 00:16:23,623
- And the you-know-what.
- Lindsay!

406
00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:30,057
And then he took his singlet off.

407
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,438
Oh, God. The V on him.

408
00:16:32,605 --> 00:16:34,160
Men don't have a V.

409
00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:36,002
Yeah, the hot ones do.

410
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,489
It's the inguinal canal.

411
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:40,033
It starts here, and it goes down there.

412
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,829
You saw it, right, Shay?

413
00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,475
I may have noticed it.

414
00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:46,009
And then he was sweating,
but not like a pig.

415
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:48,035
Like, just lightly, delicately.

416
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:50,131
Like I imagine the touch
of his fingertips would be.
417
00:16:50,156 --> 00:16:51,395
OK.

418
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,480
It's just girl talk, Arlo.

419
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:54,673
Can we not?

420
00:16:54,771 --> 00:16:56,285
OK, change the subject.

421
00:16:56,911 --> 00:16:58,289
I wonder how your dad's getting on.

422
00:16:58,539 --> 00:16:59,568
Oh, God.

423
00:16:59,593 --> 00:17:01,620
You don't need to be
so creeped out by it.

424
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,713
How do you think you were made?

425
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,593
I just want to eat
my pineapple fritter, please.

426
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:06,554
Do you think you were delivered
in the night by a flamingo?

427
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:08,164
A stork.

428
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,426
Whatever, those big birds
with the beaks.

429
00:17:12,902 --> 00:17:14,181
Same diff, FYI.

430
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:16,261
Not really, FYI.
431
00:17:16,581 --> 00:17:18,823
Maybe you should go back to
perving at your fireman.

432
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,519
It's tragic.

433
00:17:23,807 --> 00:17:26,686
So, um... how's Poppy?

434
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,586
She's alright.

435
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,241
Uh, do we want to watch a movie
or something?

436
00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:38,522
I don't know.
We should give Poppy a call.

437
00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:41,186
See if she wants to come over
and watch a movie with us.

438
00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:44,172
Sure. She's a cool chick.

439
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,708
Yeah, so...

440
00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:51,693
Do you think Dwayne
has ever eaten a carb?

441
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:54,913
Not in his recent lifetime, no.

442
00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:31,953
Come in, gorgeous. No need to knock.

443
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:34,160
Oh, "Come in, gorgeous, yourself," hey?

444
00:18:34,477 --> 00:18:36,390
- Woody. G'day, mate.
- Hey.

445
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:39,066
I know I don't usually knock,
but I thought it's been a while.

446
00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:40,576
You might have forgotten your old mate.

447
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:43,964
- How was the trip?
- Oh, awesome. Epic.

448
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:48,218
Although the campervan was a little
bit on the compact side, hey, Pops?

449
00:18:48,243 --> 00:18:49,293
Just a bit.

450
00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:51,687
Do you have a five?

451
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,369
Go fish.

452
00:18:54,556 --> 00:18:56,449
In your face, sucker!

453
00:18:57,009 --> 00:18:58,753
And, you know, it was a honeymoon.

454
00:18:58,993 --> 00:19:01,101
You shouldn't play board games
on your honeymoon.

455
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,458
Trace shouldn't play board games ever.

456
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,633
What's going on here?

457
00:19:05,674 --> 00:19:08,052
- Dinner.
- Oh, yeah, I can see that.

458
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:10,905
Yeah, it turns out your wedding day
was pretty good for, uh...

459
00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:13,473
Yeah, I heard the rumour.

460
00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,770
Got yourself lucky. Uh, yes.

461
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:17,793
Well, I count myself lucky.

462
00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:20,415
Me and Trace, we were hoping someone

463
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,228
would get some lovin' at our wedding,

464
00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:24,752
and the fact that it was you,
mate, awesome.

465
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:27,165
You know, when you called me
'gorgeous' just now, I thought,

466
00:19:27,525 --> 00:19:30,073
"That's pretty weird, but I'm not
gonna get uptight about it."

467
00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:32,782
Because we're good mates. But you
weren't calling me 'gorgeous'.

468
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:33,793
No, I wasn't. I wouldn't.

469
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,620
- I thought you were...
- Yeah, Fiona.

470
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,553
I mean, you guys
were gonna get back together.

471
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,246
- Dad.
- Because Fiona,

472
00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:41,255
she's... she's a good chick, mate.

473
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,053
And out of all the women in Weld,

474
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:44,263
she deserves a good bloke.

475
00:19:44,288 --> 00:19:46,787
And you, George Turner,
good bloke, mate.

476
00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:48,153
Katie.

477
00:19:48,732 --> 00:19:51,454
- Hey?
- I was trying to tell you.

478
00:19:51,695 --> 00:19:53,537
It's Katie I'm expecting, not Fiona.

479
00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:57,480
I... I got together with Katie.

480
00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:00,953
Yeah. Well, yeah.

481
00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:02,989
Yeah, she's a good sort too, mate.

482
00:20:03,047 --> 00:20:06,726
And, you know,
deserves all the good times as well.

483
00:20:07,954 --> 00:20:09,409
Just excuse me a sec.

484
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:10,993
Gonna quickly send a, uh...

485
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,350
So I'm walking past the guy
with the bucket,

486
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,153
and I chuck a couple of dollars in,
and I'm like,

487
00:20:16,194 --> 00:20:17,793
"This is it, this is how we do it."

488
00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:20,729
- How you do it.
- I'm... I'm completely lost.

489
00:20:20,794 --> 00:20:23,323
We fundraise for a baby.

490
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:25,803
- The sperm bank.
- Are you crazy?

491
00:20:25,883 --> 00:20:28,777
What's crazy about that?
It takes a village to raise a child.

492
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,713
Well, it also takes a village
to get one.

493
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:33,353
And this village, we can do that.

494
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,916
Katie, I am not going to ask people
to part with their hard-earned...

495
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,636
When the cricket team
needed new uniforms,

496
00:20:37,661 --> 00:20:38,770
who went door-to-door knocking?
497
00:20:38,794 --> 00:20:40,187
I'm on the team. That's my duty.

498
00:20:40,212 --> 00:20:43,186
When we couldn't afford Billy's
school camp fees in Year Nine,

499
00:20:43,246 --> 00:20:45,118
who threw together a meat pack
and raffled it off?

500
00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:46,247
That's different.

501
00:20:46,274 --> 00:20:47,913
How many guide dog puppies
do you sponsor?

502
00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:50,231
It was two, but one of them failed.

503
00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:51,484
The gold one, Volty.
But she's a pet now.

504
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:54,654
The point is, you give and give.

505
00:20:55,228 --> 00:20:57,475
I don't want people to know
I've been to a sperm bank.

506
00:20:57,529 --> 00:20:59,228
- They don't have to know.
- Hey!

507
00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:01,492
- Hi.
- Tracey!

508
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,141
How was the honeymoon?

509
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,693
Amazing, amazing and amazing.
510
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:07,791
- You're looking great.
- So are you!

511
00:21:07,816 --> 00:21:10,633
And as for you, I am so happy for you.

512
00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:12,153
You and George!

513
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,090
- Sorry?
- At the wedding!

514
00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:16,205
It's alright, he's told Woody.
He just texted me.

515
00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:18,387
- He told Woody what?
- What's wrong?

516
00:21:18,412 --> 00:21:19,513
I mean, Woody and I picked it.

517
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,184
I think half of Weld
was secretly hoping

518
00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:22,884
the two of you would get back together.

519
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,979
Oh, no.

520
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,851
We didn't get back together.

521
00:21:26,876 --> 00:21:28,017
He's not...

522
00:21:28,481 --> 00:21:31,404
He's with... he's with Katie now.

523
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,219
Oh!

524
00:21:36,855 --> 00:21:38,353
But Woody said that...

525
00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:40,833
Oh, hold on. There's another one.

526
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:43,332
"Not Fiona, Katie."

527
00:21:44,141 --> 00:21:47,100
- It's fine. And we're fine.
- Yeah, we're fine.

528
00:21:47,194 --> 00:21:49,273
And I'm happy for them, so...

529
00:21:49,714 --> 00:21:52,286
I am so sorry.

530
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,303
Oh, like, "Blah, blah, blah," and...

531
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,113
No, it's OK.

532
00:21:56,138 --> 00:21:59,937
I mean, he gets around,
that... that George Turner.

533
00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:02,408
Wine!

534
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,479
- Definitely wine.
- Yes.

535
00:22:05,874 --> 00:22:07,273
So who are all the new people?

536
00:22:07,314 --> 00:22:09,943
Oh, they're from
the Stafford Fire Brigade.

537
00:22:10,003 --> 00:22:11,982
They're doing some kind of
big boot camp thing,

538
00:22:12,075 --> 00:22:13,305
eating us out of everything.

539
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,473
Oh, my God. That's it.

540
00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:18,953
The customers for the pop-up
car boot sale and cake stall.

541
00:22:19,558 --> 00:22:22,193
- Ooh, I love a car boot sale.
- Great! You're in.

542
00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:34,234
Hi. Everything alright?

543
00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:35,995
Yes, and I know I'm stupidly late.

544
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,034
It's OK.

545
00:22:37,075 --> 00:22:38,674
I'm so sorry, but I can't make it.

546
00:22:39,628 --> 00:22:40,678
Oh.

547
00:22:40,715 --> 00:22:41,980
Is that OK?

548
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,754
You haven't gone to any big effort
or anything?

549
00:22:45,179 --> 00:22:47,074
No. No, not at all.

550
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,811
It's just I went to the boat club
to talk to Fiona, and we're good.
551
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,826
We're fine.
Everything is out on the table.

552
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,234
<i>Come in!</i>

553
00:22:53,374 --> 00:22:54,424
Everything?

554
00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:57,920
And the thing is, now I'm home,

555
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,234
and I'm organising a fundraiser
in about eight hours.

556
00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:02,581
I see.

557
00:23:02,627 --> 00:23:04,584
Come to my place if you want,
and bring bric-a-brac.

558
00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:05,693
What-a-what?

559
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:08,234
Stuff that you don't want anymore,
to sell.

560
00:23:09,177 --> 00:23:10,994
Oh... I don't know.

561
00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:13,040
Don't come.

562
00:23:13,691 --> 00:23:15,874
We could catch up tomorrow?

563
00:23:16,381 --> 00:23:18,740
OK. Great.

564
00:23:19,654 --> 00:23:20,773
Bye.

565
00:23:28,104 --> 00:23:30,094
The more
painstaking effort you've put in,

566
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,172
the more perfection you've strived for,

567
00:23:32,626 --> 00:23:34,314
the more likely she won't turn up.

568
00:23:34,987 --> 00:23:37,354
Maybe humans need to take a lesson
from the golden eagle,

569
00:23:37,395 --> 00:23:38,674
they just fly at each other,

570
00:23:38,699 --> 00:23:40,794
connect in mid-air
at 80 miles an hour and...

571
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,647
Mmm.

572
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,410
Or maybe you should just
chill the hell out.

573
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,576
You're not some spotty 14-year-old boy

574
00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:56,160
trying to impress the girls
with a skateboard trick.

575
00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,480
Not anymore.

576
00:23:59,082 --> 00:24:00,452
I think if I ever owned bric-a-brac,

577
00:24:00,477 --> 00:24:01,591
it's now at the bottom of the ocean
578
00:24:01,615 --> 00:24:03,095
with everything else
in my shipping container.

579
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:04,532
Oh, yeah, forgot about that.

580
00:24:04,557 --> 00:24:05,686
Oh, we don't need bric-a-brac.

581
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,621
We've got the sausage sizzle,
the meat raffle.

582
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,874
- Poppy's making lemonade.
- Why the urgency?

583
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,673
The Stafford Fire Brigade
are in town again tomorrow

584
00:24:11,697 --> 00:24:12,738
for the boot camp.

585
00:24:12,763 --> 00:24:14,286
We figured they'll be
hungry and thirsty,

586
00:24:14,311 --> 00:24:15,370
so may as well cash in.

587
00:24:15,395 --> 00:24:17,354
Right. What are you raising money for?

588
00:24:18,099 --> 00:24:20,535
I'm sure she wouldn't mind
if we tell him. It's only George.

589
00:24:20,648 --> 00:24:23,950
Fiona is buying herself
some little swimmers.

590
00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:25,927
- Woody!
- What, she is!
591
00:24:25,952 --> 00:24:27,662
She's going
down the fertility clinic route.

592
00:24:27,688 --> 00:24:30,487
A sperm donor.
But they're expensive, so...

593
00:24:30,883 --> 00:24:32,498
Oh, right. Um, OK.

594
00:24:32,523 --> 00:24:34,358
She's OK with all this?

595
00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:37,684
Yeah, she was a little resistant at
first, but Katie is very determined.

596
00:24:37,797 --> 00:24:41,483
She really wants a baby, George, and
this is how we do things in Weld.

597
00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:43,691
- Katie, how's that?
- Awesome.

598
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,276
They're gonna donate
some herbs from their farm.

599
00:24:47,301 --> 00:24:49,827
Ooh, I'm definitely going to buy
some of their coriander.

600
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:52,554
Look, I might head home and see
what I can rustle up to help.

601
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,434
Oh, OK.

602
00:24:54,968 --> 00:24:57,434
And we'll meet at Memorial Park
at 12 o'clock tomorrow?

603
00:24:57,475 --> 00:24:59,179
- OK.
- OK, bye.

604
00:24:59,204 --> 00:25:00,263
Bye.

605
00:25:00,288 --> 00:25:02,807
Oh, it's OK, we won't look while
you say goodbye to your boyfriend.

606
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:04,994
Nice work, by the way, George.

607
00:25:05,035 --> 00:25:06,354
We're happy for ya.

608
00:25:06,824 --> 00:25:09,369
Hey, if you guys get married,

609
00:25:09,394 --> 00:25:12,451
you can say you met
at our shindig in your speech.

610
00:25:12,476 --> 00:25:14,354
Woody, pressure!

611
00:25:15,635 --> 00:25:17,068
First things first, hey?

612
00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:18,714
Yeah.

613
00:25:19,301 --> 00:25:20,820
Bye.

614
00:25:52,448 --> 00:25:53,634
Sorry for the late-night visit.

615
00:25:53,808 --> 00:25:55,207
Is everything alright?

616
00:25:55,461 --> 00:25:57,580
That was what I was here to ask you.

617
00:26:01,475 --> 00:26:03,354
I've just been
with the fundraising committee.

618
00:26:04,056 --> 00:26:05,434
They are crazy.

619
00:26:05,475 --> 00:26:08,348
And loving and generous
and all of that, but they're crazy.

620
00:26:08,373 --> 00:26:09,434
Well, they know...

621
00:26:09,475 --> 00:26:11,554
Katie knows how much
you really want a baby.

622
00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:13,074
Yeah.

623
00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:15,509
It's not exactly a secret, is it?

624
00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:16,730
No.

625
00:26:17,091 --> 00:26:20,341
And I feel really bad about
you having to go down this path.

626
00:26:20,648 --> 00:26:22,244
Well, I did tell you I was desperate.

627
00:26:22,269 --> 00:26:25,074
Yes, so I really think we should
talk about this a little bit longer.

628
00:26:25,115 --> 00:26:28,154
I could... I don't know, I could
discuss it with Katie, and...

629
00:26:28,565 --> 00:26:30,153
I don't... I don't know
what you're saying.

630
00:26:30,178 --> 00:26:31,242
Well, neither do I, really.

631
00:26:31,294 --> 00:26:33,613
I mean, I could...
I could sound her out.

632
00:26:33,755 --> 00:26:35,319
I mean, this thing
has only just started.

633
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,354
George, no. No way.

634
00:26:38,755 --> 00:26:40,905
You just said it yourself,
you're just getting started.

635
00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:42,749
You don't... I don't want to be
an obstacle to that.

636
00:26:42,774 --> 00:26:44,731
You could never be an obstacle.

637
00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:47,900
I just...

638
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:52,018
I just wish that you had told me

639
00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:55,675
instead of me having to read
about it in your bloody column.

640
00:26:55,775 --> 00:27:00,703
Oh, see, this is why my asking you
was a really stupid idea.

641
00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,754
I'm really sorry.

642
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,434
I just want you to be happy, George.

643
00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:13,784
And Katie.

644
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:16,099
Who is my friend,
and who deserves a good man.

645
00:27:16,138 --> 00:27:19,379
I want you to be happy.

646
00:27:20,594 --> 00:27:22,433
Thank you.

647
00:27:25,025 --> 00:27:26,780
I can do this by myself.

648
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:30,960
And if a cake stall is
what it takes, then...

649
00:27:31,088 --> 00:27:32,927
cake stall it is.

650
00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:37,324
Yeah, well, I guess it's a great story

651
00:27:37,349 --> 00:27:39,154
you can tell to your kid
when he grows up.

652
00:27:39,294 --> 00:27:41,133
He or she.

653
00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:24,230
Interval training
is not meant to be fun.

654
00:28:24,255 --> 00:28:26,354
You are not here for a tea party.

655
00:28:26,488 --> 00:28:28,156
You are here to work hard.

656
00:28:28,268 --> 00:28:30,787
Let's go. Dig it in!

657
00:28:31,995 --> 00:28:33,434
What's going on over there?

658
00:28:35,355 --> 00:28:37,594
- Thank you so much.
- Don't hurt yourself.

659
00:28:43,008 --> 00:28:45,767
- Hi.
- Hey.

660
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:50,093
You did all this last night?

661
00:28:50,118 --> 00:28:52,475
Yeah, I printed out all the
little labels with the instructions.

662
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,594
This is amazing.

663
00:28:53,635 --> 00:28:56,162
It's a bit nerdy, but it's all I had.

664
00:28:58,444 --> 00:28:59,954
You are so great.

665
00:29:01,571 --> 00:29:02,652
- May I?
- Yeah.

666
00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:04,245
You've gotta pay for it.

667
00:29:08,018 --> 00:29:09,434
Are they doing it to torture us?

668
00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:12,156
I don't remember issuing any permits.

669
00:29:13,328 --> 00:29:14,846
OK, let's focus in, team.

670
00:29:14,871 --> 00:29:17,161
We've got the 50m hose relay. Let's go.
671
00:29:17,221 --> 00:29:18,436
Smell those fried onions.

672
00:29:18,461 --> 00:29:19,754
Come on, let's go! Let's go!

673
00:29:19,795 --> 00:29:21,194
Come on!

674
00:29:22,988 --> 00:29:24,427
Go! Come on!

675
00:29:25,635 --> 00:29:27,076
Push it!

676
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,314
What are you doing?

677
00:29:29,355 --> 00:29:30,451
Come on! Keep going!

678
00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:33,675
If I have to carry a hose, it means
the Fire Brigade hasn't turned up,

679
00:29:34,075 --> 00:29:36,274
which is their problem, not mine.

680
00:29:41,522 --> 00:29:43,434
Oi, get back...!

681
00:29:45,873 --> 00:29:48,781
- Hey, want one of these, mate?
- Too right, mate!

682
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:51,505
You two, Siouxsie, Shay, move it.
Come on! Faster!

683
00:29:52,251 --> 00:29:54,874
God. I love it when he talks like that.

684
00:29:55,615 --> 00:29:58,614
"Oh, Siouxsie."
685
00:29:59,435 --> 00:30:01,194
Very impressive. Good stamina.

686
00:30:01,789 --> 00:30:04,154
Thanks. I'm all about the stamina.

687
00:30:04,195 --> 00:30:05,954
Good professionalism there, citizen.

688
00:30:06,235 --> 00:30:09,754
Oh, well, I think
you're doing a fantastic job here.

689
00:30:11,687 --> 00:30:13,027
Call me Hannah.

690
00:30:13,134 --> 00:30:16,514
I'm the station assistant
for the Weld Police Force.

691
00:30:16,702 --> 00:30:19,021
- Nice.
- Yeah.

692
00:30:22,973 --> 00:30:24,954
- How much?
- One dollar.

693
00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:26,674
Make it $10.

694
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,013
- Hi.
- Hey.

695
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,834
I'll take a couple of tickets
for the meat pack.

696
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:31,925
Yes.

697
00:30:32,135 --> 00:30:35,429
I'm six years Paleo, so I'd love it.

698
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,516
- Well, good luck, then.
- Thanks.

699
00:30:37,995 --> 00:30:39,475
I can't believe
I actually have to pay for it.

700
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,995
Yeah, five bucks. Hand it over.

701
00:30:53,455 --> 00:30:56,454
Yumbo. This would be amazing
with some vodka in it, am I right?

702
00:30:56,835 --> 00:30:58,635
- It is weird, right?
- Mmm.

703
00:30:58,715 --> 00:31:00,154
I mean, I ended up in a wedding cake

704
00:31:00,195 --> 00:31:02,089
because of how uptight
Lindsay is about Poppy.

705
00:31:02,201 --> 00:31:05,360
Oh, Arlo,
innocent little brother of mine.

706
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,674
You have so much to learn
about girls and sexual politics.

707
00:31:09,915 --> 00:31:12,834
Or maybe Lindsay genuinely likes Poppy.

708
00:31:13,048 --> 00:31:14,594
I mean, she is a nice person.

709
00:31:14,814 --> 00:31:16,034
Yeah, sure.

710
00:31:16,231 --> 00:31:18,931
But more likely she's keeping
her enemy close,
711
00:31:19,198 --> 00:31:20,738
making her her new BFF,

712
00:31:20,763 --> 00:31:22,194
so that she can never
go for her boyfriend,

713
00:31:22,219 --> 00:31:23,632
even if you two break up,

714
00:31:23,698 --> 00:31:25,361
because BFFs don't do that.

715
00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:26,849
And Poppy's getting sucked into it

716
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,143
because she's a nice person,
as you say.

717
00:31:29,283 --> 00:31:32,356
And you, you're just standing here

718
00:31:32,396 --> 00:31:34,314
watching
as your manipulative girlfriend

719
00:31:34,355 --> 00:31:36,396
makes damn sure that you and Poppy

720
00:31:36,535 --> 00:31:38,138
will never, ever be together.

721
00:31:38,228 --> 00:31:39,667
Selfie!

722
00:31:50,506 --> 00:31:52,394
What's this thing
raising money for anyway?

723
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,834
Oh, who knows?

724
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,754
In Weld,
we have fundraisers for anything.

725
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:57,954
Look.

726
00:31:58,772 --> 00:31:59,954
Should we go help him?

727
00:32:00,069 --> 00:32:02,514
Do we have to?

728
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,594
You don't feel like a creep yet?

729
00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:07,954
Need help unfurling that thing, chief?

730
00:32:08,329 --> 00:32:10,834
I'm not unfurling it, I'm furling it.

731
00:32:11,357 --> 00:32:12,898
Or whatever the opposite
of unfurling is.

732
00:32:12,935 --> 00:32:15,134
I'm putting my hose away,
I'm not taking it out.

733
00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,954
Just offering our assistance, Dwayne.

734
00:32:17,095 --> 00:32:19,155
I mean, if you need another pair
of hands on your equipment...

735
00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:20,348
You know what? Stop.

736
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,689
You two are the worst volunteers
to ever volunteer.

737
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,955
What? We worked really hard today.

738
00:32:26,015 --> 00:32:27,491
Well, there's no room
for sexual harassment

739
00:32:27,515 --> 00:32:28,778
in any volunteer organisation.

740
00:32:28,803 --> 00:32:29,840
Whoa, hold on.

741
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,264
If you don't want the attention,

742
00:32:31,295 --> 00:32:33,966
you shouldn't wear the little shorts
and the skimpy singlet.

743
00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,474
You're victim-blaming now.

744
00:32:35,786 --> 00:32:38,554
So I'm not meant to wear
what I feel comfortable in?

745
00:32:39,281 --> 00:32:42,200
Because long shorts
actually chafe, girls.

746
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,554
I'm very sorry.

747
00:32:50,981 --> 00:32:52,500
What you two did was very uncool.

748
00:32:53,218 --> 00:32:55,291
- Everything alright, team?
- No.

749
00:32:55,648 --> 00:32:57,305
As your Stafford counterpart, Monty,

750
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:59,954
I recommend that these two
be banned from the VFB.

751
00:33:00,216 --> 00:33:02,114
- What?
- We were just teasing.

752
00:33:02,335 --> 00:33:04,128
What did they do?

753
00:33:05,995 --> 00:33:08,834
This is unbelievably amazing.

754
00:33:09,002 --> 00:33:11,376
Exhausted firefighters, delicious food,

755
00:33:11,401 --> 00:33:13,034
it was a no-brainer.

756
00:33:13,268 --> 00:33:15,809
Excuse me, I'm going to draw
the raffle in a minute.

757
00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:29,314
The people of Weld are having
a street party without me.

758
00:33:29,713 --> 00:33:31,166
What's all this in aid of?

759
00:33:31,214 --> 00:33:34,073
- G'day, Dad. Fiona.
- G'day, mate. What's going on?

760
00:33:34,159 --> 00:33:36,114
It's the Weld population
growth strategy.

761
00:33:36,592 --> 00:33:39,874
- Hey?
- It's a code.

762
00:33:39,915 --> 00:33:41,035
A cake sale.

763
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,459
Scones, that kind of thing.

764
00:33:51,108 --> 00:33:54,234
Not all the women of Weld
are like that, I promise.

765
00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,132
The VFB is a vital service.

766
00:33:56,175 --> 00:33:57,494
Oh, I know.

767
00:33:57,959 --> 00:34:00,394
You're very passionate about it,
aren't ya?

768
00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,609
I respect the flame.

769
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,034
I learnt to, the hard way.

770
00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:08,427
My first summer on the job.

771
00:34:12,334 --> 00:34:14,133
Wow.

772
00:34:16,715 --> 00:34:19,452
$989.80.

773
00:34:19,481 --> 00:34:20,559
That is incredible.

774
00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:22,685
It's not bloody bad for a day's work.

775
00:34:31,978 --> 00:34:33,368
Hold that thought.

776
00:34:33,508 --> 00:34:35,267
I'm going to deliver this
to the recipient.

777
00:34:35,301 --> 00:34:36,437
Then you're gonna come straight back?

778
00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:37,900
Yes, I am.
779
00:34:39,238 --> 00:34:40,914
I packed my toothbrush.

780
00:34:41,418 --> 00:34:42,921
Great.

781
00:34:49,308 --> 00:34:51,387
It's enough
for the initial appointment.

782
00:34:54,308 --> 00:34:55,649
What?

783
00:34:56,315 --> 00:34:58,674
I am so grateful.

784
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:00,447
I really am.

785
00:35:01,595 --> 00:35:03,388
But I can't do this, Katie.

786
00:35:03,441 --> 00:35:05,440
Fi, the money's yours.

787
00:35:05,508 --> 00:35:06,757
Don't be funny about taking it.

788
00:35:06,782 --> 00:35:08,313
No, it's the whole thing.

789
00:35:08,476 --> 00:35:10,114
What happens in five years' time

790
00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:12,194
when he or she comes home from school

791
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,674
and they want to know about Daddy?

792
00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:15,717
And all I've got is a first name

793
00:35:15,742 --> 00:35:18,481
and a bunch of statistics on a bit
of paper from a fertility clinic?

794
00:35:18,506 --> 00:35:20,252
Isn't that what
the first appointment's for?

795
00:35:20,277 --> 00:35:21,650
To talk all this stuff through?

796
00:35:21,675 --> 00:35:23,640
I don't think that I need to
talk it through.

797
00:35:23,987 --> 00:35:25,154
Look...

798
00:35:25,179 --> 00:35:27,378
...just take the money,
and put it in a savings account...

799
00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:29,368
I wasn't thinking straight, Katie.

800
00:35:29,534 --> 00:35:31,423
It came from me asking George,

801
00:35:31,556 --> 00:35:33,093
and he was lovely about it,

802
00:35:33,118 --> 00:35:35,504
but I think that the sperm bank idea

803
00:35:35,529 --> 00:35:38,314
was some kind of reaction
to that conversation.

804
00:35:40,028 --> 00:35:41,707
What conversation?

805
00:35:43,133 --> 00:35:44,914
Oh, crap.

806
00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:47,607
I thought that he must have told you.
807
00:35:49,128 --> 00:35:50,345
I thought that was why that,

808
00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:52,998
you were pushing the
whole fundraiser thing.

809
00:35:54,546 --> 00:35:56,259
Oh, anyway, look, it's nothing.

810
00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:57,803
It doesn't matter.

811
00:35:59,035 --> 00:36:00,914
You can't really do that,

812
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,789
say that it's nothing
when it's clearly something.

813
00:36:17,632 --> 00:36:19,231
Great. You made it back.

814
00:36:19,819 --> 00:36:22,476
No phone call to say
you'd been held up or...

815
00:36:22,627 --> 00:36:25,179
any unexpected obstacle.

816
00:36:26,428 --> 00:36:27,541
What's wrong?

817
00:36:27,601 --> 00:36:30,116
Fiona told me what happened
with you two at the wedding.

818
00:36:30,263 --> 00:36:33,651
How... she asked you to help
her out with the whole...

819
00:36:34,063 --> 00:36:35,959
baby question.

820
00:36:36,476 --> 00:36:38,591
Yes. She did ask that.

821
00:36:38,971 --> 00:36:40,511
And then you went to see her
last night.

822
00:36:40,737 --> 00:36:42,039
I did.

823
00:36:42,445 --> 00:36:44,294
And you didn't tell me any of it.

824
00:36:44,472 --> 00:36:46,431
No. No, I did not.

825
00:36:56,432 --> 00:36:58,523
And you're not pissed off with me?

826
00:36:58,752 --> 00:37:01,471
You were thinking
about Fiona's feelings.

827
00:37:03,032 --> 00:37:05,351
You are such a lovely, good man.

828
00:37:11,591 --> 00:37:13,110
Well, thanks, Ngahuia.

829
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:16,196
Keep the change.
You can add it to your fund.

830
00:37:16,229 --> 00:37:18,204
No, thanks. I don't need it.

831
00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:19,331
I'm sorry, Fiona,

832
00:37:19,356 --> 00:37:21,659
but is an anonymous donor
really the way to go?

833
00:37:21,684 --> 00:37:23,923
I mean, you're not that old.
It's not like you're withering up.
834
00:37:24,937 --> 00:37:26,311
That's my business.

835
00:37:26,457 --> 00:37:27,871
Thank you, Bill.

836
00:37:28,484 --> 00:37:29,768
I mean, if you really wanted to
have children,

837
00:37:29,792 --> 00:37:31,218
why not have them with Robbie?

838
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,532
I mean, driving the ambulance,
running the museum,

839
00:37:33,557 --> 00:37:34,570
sitting on the council,

840
00:37:34,595 --> 00:37:36,062
it's like you did
everything but try to get pregnant.

841
00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:40,313
Oh, for God sake, I did, alright?
I did get pregnant.

842
00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:42,231
I was pregnant on my wedding day.

843
00:37:42,488 --> 00:37:45,751
There was apple juice
in my wine glass all day.

844
00:37:46,502 --> 00:37:47,551
And we didn't tell anyone

845
00:37:47,576 --> 00:37:50,892
because you're meant to wait till
12 weeks in case something happens.

846
00:37:51,158 --> 00:37:52,917
And it did.
847
00:37:54,411 --> 00:37:56,810
Oh, Fiona.

848
00:37:58,538 --> 00:38:00,257
I'm so sorry.

849
00:38:01,782 --> 00:38:03,215
You could have said.

850
00:38:03,462 --> 00:38:04,690
At the time, you know.

851
00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,274
You and Robbie
could have said something.

852
00:38:06,299 --> 00:38:08,978
I didn't want anyone
to feel sorry for me.

853
00:38:09,314 --> 00:38:13,095
And I thought, you know,
I'd get pregnant again.

854
00:38:13,248 --> 00:38:14,386
That we'd get another chance.

855
00:38:14,411 --> 00:38:15,690
But...

856
00:38:16,904 --> 00:38:18,936
...it just wasn't meant to be.

857
00:38:38,912 --> 00:38:41,319
Even so-called
experts like Charles Darwin,

858
00:38:41,344 --> 00:38:44,103
after years observing
creatures great and small,

859
00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:47,527
thought the whole subject of sex
was hidden in darkness.

860
00:38:47,891 --> 00:38:50,130
For all animals and humans,

861
00:38:50,277 --> 00:38:51,741
the process of attracting a mate

862
00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:54,196
can be elaborate, troublesome,

863
00:38:54,631 --> 00:38:57,790
and sometimes downright dangerous.

864
00:39:00,392 --> 00:39:01,471
Argh.

865
00:39:02,104 --> 00:39:04,423
- Morning, Dwayne.
- Constable.

866
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,215
Sign.

867
00:39:14,307 --> 00:39:15,871
You didn't complete the boot camp.

868
00:39:16,202 --> 00:39:17,591
You snuck off during interval training

869
00:39:17,632 --> 00:39:19,504
and bought a custard square.

870
00:39:20,072 --> 00:39:23,062
Sign, and no one needs
to know about your...

871
00:39:23,759 --> 00:39:24,951
overnight guest

872
00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:27,869
and related blurring
of professional boundaries,

873
00:39:27,945 --> 00:39:29,624
Station Assistant Richards.

874
00:39:29,832 --> 00:39:31,358
Especially two girls who were banned

875
00:39:31,383 --> 00:39:34,535
from the VFB for less.

876
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,738
Fine.

877
00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:42,871
Thank you.

878
00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:47,006
Male birds
singing during breeding season

879
00:39:47,338 --> 00:39:49,697
have been known
to drop dead from exhaustion.

880
00:39:50,374 --> 00:39:51,996
I heard there's a south-west change.

881
00:39:52,084 --> 00:39:53,683
You might want to cover up.

882
00:39:56,272 --> 00:40:01,504
Although you are welcome to wear it
later on in the bedroom.

883
00:40:02,685 --> 00:40:05,364
Hyena society is female-dominated.

884
00:40:05,645 --> 00:40:07,928
The male approaches
in a submissive position,

885
00:40:08,048 --> 00:40:11,431
but will slink away if the female
hyena isn't interested.

886
00:40:11,761 --> 00:40:15,751
"The worst volunteers
ever to volunteer."

887
00:40:17,272 --> 00:40:18,650
OK, in this moment,

888
00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:22,850
would you rather that cupcake,
or Dwayne and his smokin' hot V?

889
00:40:23,702 --> 00:40:26,591
Well, I don't have to shave my legs
for the cupcake.

890
00:40:27,129 --> 00:40:29,201
- Cheers to that.
- Cheers.

891
00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:31,963
Cupcakes, not beefcakes.

892
00:40:36,232 --> 00:40:37,391
Hey, Poppy.

893
00:40:37,658 --> 00:40:38,708
Hey.

894
00:40:38,759 --> 00:40:40,022
Me and a couple of the
girls are going to go

895
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:41,523
to Stafford after
school to go shopping.

896
00:40:41,548 --> 00:40:42,581
Want to come?

897
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,591
There's, like, nowhere around here
to buy decent clothes, obvi.

898
00:40:45,691 --> 00:40:47,453
Meet you at the bus stop at four?

899
00:40:48,224 --> 00:40:50,252
Actually, I'm OK, thanks.

900
00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:51,617
Cheers for the offer,
901
00:40:51,642 --> 00:40:56,002
but I promised Tracey and Dad
I'd play board games with them.

902
00:41:00,243 --> 00:41:01,723
What a bitch.

903
00:41:16,826 --> 00:41:19,206
Hey, you're the fireman.

904
00:41:19,386 --> 00:41:20,425
Yeah, Dwayne.

905
00:41:20,450 --> 00:41:22,573
- Hi. I'm Fiona.
- Yeah, I know you.

906
00:41:22,598 --> 00:41:23,807
You drive the ambo, right?

907
00:41:23,832 --> 00:41:26,031
- Mm-hm.
- What can I do for you?

908
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,374
Actually, Dwayne,
it's what I can do for you.

909
00:41:45,626 --> 00:41:48,485
But all creatures
great and small would agree...

910
00:41:48,566 --> 00:41:51,765
It's so much better when
you're with somebody else.

911
00:41:56,819 --> 00:41:58,658
Whatever.

912
00:42:12,693 --> 00:42:15,280
I thought you were never
coming back to bed.

913
00:42:16,226 --> 00:42:18,145
I think I'm never leaving.
914
00:42:23,879 --> 00:42:27,879
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915
00:42:28,861 --> 00:42:30,061
Hey, um...

916
00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:32,657
Do you wanna get out of here?

917
00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:36,694
_

918
00:42:36,796 --> 00:42:38,140
I don't wanna be that girl.

919
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,350
What girl?

920
00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:41,975
The one that goes with
someone else's girlfriend.

921
00:42:42,199 --> 00:42:45,790
_

922
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:48,764
- Weekend away?
- Oh my gosh, yes. As soon as possible.

923
00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:50,823
- I've got a tent and I've got a...
- I'll start looking up luxury lodges...

924
00:42:50,824 --> 00:42:53,623
- _
- You're talking about camping, right?

925
00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,283
What, camping in a tent?

926
00:42:55,355 --> 00:42:57,563
This is possibily the worst
holiday I've ever had.
927
00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:58,864
If you couldn't handle it

928
00:42:58,889 --> 00:43:00,234
- then you should've said.
- Look, I didn't wanna

929
00:43:00,258 --> 00:43:01,830
- come here in the first place!
- You...!

930
00:43:03,466 --> 00:43:04,516
Brilliant!

931
00:43:04,553 --> 00:43:08,245
New 800 Words, next Tuesday.

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