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She hasn't had a thing yesterday or today.

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- Sending meals up to her regularly?
- Yes, sir.

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Why don't you jam it down her throat?

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It's not that simple, Mr. Andrews.

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I'll talk to her myself.
Have some food brought up to her.

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Yes, sir.

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I won't eat a thing
until you let me off this boat.

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Come now, Ellie.
You know I'll have my way.

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Not this time, you won't!
I'm already married to him.

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You'll never live
under the same roof with him.

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I'll see to it.

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Get it through your head,
King Westley and I are married!
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Definitely, legally, actually married!
It's over, it's finished.

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There's not a thing you can do about it.
I'm over 21 and so is he.

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While you've been onboard...

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...I've arranged to
have your marriage annulled.

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Annulled. I'll have something to say
about that and so will King.

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I expect him to.

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The vittles. Come in.

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I told you not to bring any food in here.

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Now wait a minute. This isn't for you.

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Put it down here.

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Smart, aren't you? So subtle.

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Strategy, my dear.

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Was it strategy sending
those gorillas to drag me away...

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...from the Justice of the Peace?

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Your idea of strategy is to use a lead pipe.

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I've won many arguments that way.

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Besides not liking him,
you haven't got a thing against King.

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- He's a fake.
- He's one of the best flyers in the country.

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He's no good.
You married him because I said not to.

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You're always telling me what not to do.

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Because you've always been
a stubborn idiot.

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I come from a long line of stubborn idiots.

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Don't shout so.
You may work up an appetite.

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I'll shout if I want to!
I'll scream if I want to!

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All right, scream.

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Let me off this boat or I'll break
every piece of furniture in here!

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Here, now.

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Have a nice piece of juicy steak.
You don't have to eat it.

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Just smell it. It's a poem.

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Lower the boats! Catch her!

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Come on, men!

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She got away, sir.

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Of course, she's too smart for you.

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Send a wireless
to the Lovington Detective Agency.

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"Daughter escaped again.

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"Watch roads,
airports and train stations in Miami."

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All aboard!
Palm Beach, Savannah, Jacksonville...

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...New York, Philadelphia.

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We're wasting our time.
Imagine Ellie Andrews riding on a bus.

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I told the old man it was bunk.
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Ticket for New York, please.

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- Here's your ticket.
- Thank you very much.

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Thank you.

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What's going on here?
I'd like to use that phone.

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Go away. This is history in the making.

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- What?
- There's a man biting a dog in there.

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Heel, boy.

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I can't stand this any longer.

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In a pig's eye, you will.

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Listen monkey face, when you fired me,
you fired the best news hound...

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...your filthy scandal sheet ever had.

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You wouldn't know a newspaper story
if it kicked you in the pants.

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I got all your copy. Why didn't you tell me
you were gonna write it in Greek?
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I'd start a new department.

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That was free verse,
you gas house palooka.

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What was free about it?
It cost this paper a gob of dough.

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And it's not going to cost us any more!

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Gordon.

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Did you know he reversed the charge?

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What? Why you...

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When you get back to New York,
you keep far away from this office.

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You're fired. You don't work here
anymore and you never will.

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What'd he say?

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So, you're changing your tune?

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You're late with your apologies.

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I wouldn't go back to work for you
if you begged me on your hands and knees!

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I hope this'll be a lesson to you.

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Did we tell that baby?

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- We don't need anymore of his lip.
- You told him, Pete.

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I guess he knows now,
how I feel about his job.

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I bet he does, too.

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Is my chariot ready?

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Your chariot awaiteth withouteth,
mighty King.

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- Lead on, sire.
- Make way for the king.

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Make way for the king.

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Long live the king.

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Philadelphia, all aboard!

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Step down Marty, King is back.

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On the rack in the back.
It's your goodbye chariot.

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Make hams of you and scram!
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Two thousand miles is a long trip.

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Make yourself comfortable
with a pleasant pillow.

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Pillow, sir?

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Driver! If you'll be good enough
to move those newspapers, I'll have a seat.

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Hey, wait a minute!

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What do you think you're doing?

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The papers. What's the idea of
throwing them out?

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The papers? It's a long story, my friend.

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I never did like the idea
of sitting on newspapers.

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I did it once, and all the headlines
came off on my white pants.

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It actually happened.
Nobody bought a paper that day.

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They followed me all over town and read
the news off the seat of my pants.

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A fresh guy. What you need is
a good sock on the nose.
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Listen partner,
you may not like my nose, but I do.

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I always wear it out in the open so...

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...if anybody wants to
take a sock at it, they can.

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Yeah?

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Now, that's a brilliant answer.
Why didn't I think of it?

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Our conversation could have been over
long ago.

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Yeah?

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If you keep that up,
we won't get anywhere.

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Yeah?

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You got me. Yeah!

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Excuse me, lady.
But that upon which you sit is mine.

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I beg your pardon?

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Now listen,
I put up a stiff fight for that seat.
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So, if it's just the same to you, scram.

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Driver, are these seats reserved?

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- No. First come, first serve.
- Thank you.

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These seats accommodate two people,
don't they?

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Maybe they do, maybe they don't.

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Thank you.

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Move over.

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This is a "maybe they do."

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If you'd ask me real nice,
I might put that bag up there for you.

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Next time you drop in, bring your folks.

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Get some! Come on, everybody!

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Hot dogs, folks!

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Rest station, 15 minutes.
We'll only be here 15 minutes.

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Red hot coffee!

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Right around there.

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Get the red hot coffee! Hot dogs!

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Can't enjoy the ride unless you eat!

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He got away.

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I found myself in the middle of brush
and no sign of the skunk.

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I don't know what you're raving about,
young man.

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- Furthermore, I'm not interested.
- Well of all the...

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Maybe you'll be interested
to know your bag is gone.

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My heavens! It's gone!

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I knew you'd catch on eventually.

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- What am I going to do now?
- Don't tell me your ticket was in it.

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No, got that all right. But not my money.
All I have here is $4.

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You can wire home
for money in Jacksonville.

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No, I can't.

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- Yes, I guess I will.
- I'll tell the driver about your bag.

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Thank you, I'd rather you didn't.

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Don't be a fool. You've lost your bag.
The company should pay for it.

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- What's your name?
- I don't want it reported!

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That's silly.
The company will take care of it.

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Can you understand English?
Would you please keep out of my affairs?

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I want to be left alone.

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Why, you ungrateful brat.

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Board!

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All aboard!

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Jacksonville, 30 minutes for breakfast.

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Only 30 minutes for breakfast.
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Just 30 minutes. That's all. No more.

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<i>Read all about it!</i>

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I'm so sorry.

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Silly, isn't it?

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Why, everybody's gone!

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Thank you for that, very much.

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- We're in Jacksonville, aren't we?
- Yes.

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That was foolish of me.

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Why didn't you shove me away?

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I hated to wake you up.
You look kind of pretty asleep.

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How about some breakfast?

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No thank you. No, I'm going
to the Windsor Hotel.

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Windsor? You'll never make it in time.
We leave in a half an hour.

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No, they'll wait for me.
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Driver, I'm going to be a few minutes late.
Be sure to wait for me.

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Yeah?

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Yes.

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Where's the bus to New York?

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It left about 20 minutes ago.

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But that's ridiculous. I was on that bus.
I told them to wait.

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I'm sorry, miss, but it's gone.

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Good morning. Remember me?
I'm the fellow you slept on last night.

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Seems to me,
I've already thanked you for that.

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What time's the next bus?

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8:00 tonight.

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8:00? That's 12 hours.

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Sorry, miss.

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What's wrong?
Wouldn't the old meanies wait for you?

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Why are you so excited?
You missed it, too.

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Yeah, I missed it too.

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Don't tell me you did it on my account.

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I hope you haven't any idea
that what happened last night is...

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Young man,
you needn't concern yourself about me.

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I can take care of myself.

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You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it.
Here's your ticket.

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My ticket?

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I found it on the seat.

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00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:09,407
Thank you.
It must have fallen out of my purse.

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00:16:11,544 --> 00:16:14,544
You'll never get away with it,
Miss Andrews.

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- What are you talking about?
- You won't get away with it.

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Your father will stop you before
you get halfway to New York.

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You must have me confused
with someone else.

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00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:27,596
Quit kidding. It's all over the front page.

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00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,473
I've always been curious to know...

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...what kind of a girl would marry
a front-page aviator like King Westley.

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00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:44,276
Take my advice. Grab the next bus back
to Miami. That guy's a phoney.

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00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:47,908
I didn't ask for your advice.

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00:16:48,622 --> 00:16:50,745
That's right. You didn't.

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00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:54,237
You're not going to notify my father,
are you?

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00:16:54,342 --> 00:16:55,665
What for?

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00:16:56,463 --> 00:16:58,752
You probably could get
some money out of him.

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00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,204
I never thought of that.

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00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,966
If you promise not to do it,
I'll pay you as much as he will.

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00:17:04,096 --> 00:17:05,878
You won't gain a thing by giving me up.

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00:17:05,982 --> 00:17:08,088
I'm willing to make it worth your while.

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00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:10,556
I've got to get to New York
without being stopped.

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It's very important to me.

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00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:14,383
I'd pay you now, only...

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00:17:14,488 --> 00:17:17,012
...all I had when I jumped off
the yacht was a watch.

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00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,179
I had to pawn it to get these clothes.

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I'll give you my address.
You can contact me in New York.

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00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,734
Never mind.

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00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,364
I had you pegged right from the jump.

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00:17:27,286 --> 00:17:31,663
Just the spoiled brat of a rich father.
The only way you get anything is to buy it.

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You're in a jam and all you can think of is
your money. It never fails, does it?

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Ever hear of the word "humility"?

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No, you wouldn't.
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It never occurred to you to say...

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..."Please, Mister, I'm in trouble.
Will you help me?"

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00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,373
That'd bring you down off your high horse.

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I'll tell you something to ease your mind.

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00:17:49,979 --> 00:17:51,553
You don't have to worry about me.

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00:17:51,894 --> 00:17:54,296
I'm not interested in your money
or your problem.

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You, King Westley, your father.
You're all a lot of hooey to me.

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00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,073
You send telegrams here?

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00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:09,488
I'm just fine, thanks. And how are you?

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00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,653
"To Joe Gordon,
in care of New York Mail, New York."

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00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:20,832
"Am I laughing. The biggest scoop
of the year just dropped in my lap."

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00:18:21,215 --> 00:18:24,500
"I know where Ellen Andrews is."
No, do you really?

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Go on. Send the telegram.
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"How would you like to have the story?
You big tub of..."

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Mush.

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00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:36,381
"Tub of mush. Well, try and get it."

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00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:40,093
"What I said about never writing
another line for you still goes."

244
00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:42,179
"Are you burning? Peter Warne."

245
00:18:42,283 --> 00:18:44,098
That'll be $2.60.

246
00:18:44,202 --> 00:18:46,311
- Send it collect.
- Collect?

247
00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:47,687
Collect.

248
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:55,700
Bus leaving for Savannah, Charleston,
Columbia, Greensboro, Richmond...

249
00:18:55,804 --> 00:19:00,091
...Washington, Baltimore,
Philadelphia, New York...

250
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,532
Hi, sister. All alone? My name's Shapeley.
May as well get acquainted, it's a long trip.

251
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:34,994
Gets tiresome.
Especially for somebody like you.

252
00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:36,828
You look like you've got class.
253
00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:41,665
Yes, with a capital "K". I'm the guy
that knows class when he sees it.

254
00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:45,339
Believe you me. Ask any of the boys.
They'll tell you.

255
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:47,309
Shapeley sure knows how to pick them.

256
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,730
Shapeley's the name
and that's the way I like them.

257
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,677
You made no mistake sitting next to me.

258
00:19:52,782 --> 00:19:54,513
Most girls you meet on the bus...

259
00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:56,931
...ain't nothing to write home
to the wife about.

260
00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:59,938
You gotta be awful careful
who you hit it up with.

261
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:02,435
You can't be too particular, neither.

262
00:20:02,539 --> 00:20:04,899
What's the matter, you ain't saying much?

263
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,910
Seems to me you're doing excellently
without any assistance.

264
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:14,542
That's pretty good. "Seems to me you're
doing excellently without any assistance."

265
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,045
Well shut my big, nasty mouth.
266
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,038
Looks like you're one up on me.

267
00:20:20,142 --> 00:20:23,211
There's nothing I like better
than to meet a high-class mama...

268
00:20:23,315 --> 00:20:27,507
...that can snap back at you.
The colder they are, the hotter they get.

269
00:20:27,611 --> 00:20:29,144
That's what I always say.

270
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,011
Yes, sir.

271
00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:35,186
When a cold mama gets hot,
boy how she sizzles.

272
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,473
Now you're just my type.

273
00:20:39,577 --> 00:20:42,769
Believe me, sister,
I could go for you in a big way.

274
00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:48,074
"Fun-on-the-side Shapeley," they call me.
With accent on the "fun". Believe you me.

275
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,576
Believe you me,
you bore me to distraction.

276
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,410
Looks like you're two up on me now.

277
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,799
Hey, you.

278
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,670
- There's a seat over there for you.
- What's the idea?
279
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,303
I'd like to sit next to my wife,
if you don't mind.

280
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,886
- Your wife?
- Yes.

281
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:09,853
Come on.

282
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:14,218
Yeah. Sure, excuse me.
You know, I was just...

283
00:21:14,323 --> 00:21:17,934
Sure. Excuse me, miss.
I was just trying to make things pleasant.

284
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,554
Excuse me, I...

285
00:21:19,658 --> 00:21:22,145
I didn't mean anything, Doc.

286
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,402
- No offence, Doc.
- No.

287
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,701
If you promise not to snap my head off,
I'd like to thank you.

288
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:40,000
Forget it. I didn't do it for you.
His voice gets on my nerves.

289
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,465
What'd you do all day?

290
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,182
Ran in and out of doorways.
Trying to keep out of the rain.

291
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,975
Your clothes are all wet.
292
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:00,945
Here.

293
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,103
You're as helpless as a baby.

294
00:22:04,207 --> 00:22:05,308
Thank you.

295
00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:10,403
Here you are, folks. Cigars, cigarettes,
chewing gum, candy, magazines.

296
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,955
Here, boy.

297
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,572
- Yes, ma'am.
- A box of chocolates, please.

298
00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:19,239
- Never mind. She doesn't want it.
- But...

299
00:22:19,343 --> 00:22:21,960
- Of course, I do. What do you mean?
- Beat it.

300
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:25,135
Well, you've got your nerve. Here, boy!

301
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,389
$1.60.

302
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,682
You had $4 last night.

303
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,553
How will you get to New York at this rate?

304
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,101
That's none of your business.

305
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,854
You're on a budget from now on.

306
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,396
- Just a minute. You can't...
- Shut up.

307
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,166
- What's the matter, officer?
- Bridge washed out.

308
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,588
Looks like we can't get through
till morning.

309
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,043
If any passengers want a place to sleep...

310
00:23:13,148 --> 00:23:15,506
...you'll find an auto camp
up yonder a piece.

311
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:18,437
- Where?
- Right over there. See those lights?

312
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,471
Dyke's Auto camp.

313
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,850
All right, thanks. Hey, brat.

314
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,980
Are you talking to me?

315
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,686
Yeah. Come on,
we're stopping here for the night.

316
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,544
Hey! Come on, we're all set.

317
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,602
Good evening. Hope you
and your husband rest comfortable.

318
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:13,325
Come on! What are you going to do,
stay out there all night?

319
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,384
Darn clever, these Armenians?

320
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,386
Yeah, it's a gift.

321
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:45,808
I just had the unpleasant sensation
of hearing you referred to as my husband.

322
00:24:45,912 --> 00:24:50,149
Yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
I registered as Mr. And Mrs.

323
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:51,568
You did?

324
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,154
What am I expected to do? Leap for joy?

325
00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:59,159
I kind of half expected you to thank me.

326
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:02,876
Your ego is absolutely colossal.

327
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,665
Yeah, it's not bad. How's yours?

328
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:16,587
You know, compared to you,
my friend Shapeley's an amateur.

329
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:21,684
Just whatever gave you any idea
I'd stand for this?

330
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:25,812
Now wait a minute.
Let's get this straightened out right now.

331
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,600
If you're nursing any silly notion
that I'm interested in you, forget it.

332
00:25:29,704 --> 00:25:31,984
You're just a headline to me.

333
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:33,907
A headline?

334
00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,985
You're not a newspaper man, are you?

335
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,238
Chalk up one for your side.

336
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,575
Now listen. You want to
get to King Westley, don't you?

337
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,458
All right, I'm here to help you.
What I want is your story.

338
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:52,673
Exclusive. A day-to-day account.
All about your mad fight to happiness.

339
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,927
I need that story.
Between you and me, I've got to have it.

340
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,264
Isn't that just too cute.

341
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:07,314
There's a brain behind that face of yours,
isn't there?

342
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:12,688
You've got everything nicely figured out
for yourself. Including this.

343
00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:15,894
This? Well, that's a matter
of simple mathematics.

344
00:26:15,998 --> 00:26:20,321
These cabins cost $2 a night.
I'm very sorry to inform you, wifey dear...

345
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:24,499
...but the family purse won't stand
for our having separate establishment.

346
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:34,503
Thank you very much, sir.
You've been very kind.

347
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,288
It's all right with me.
Go on out in the storm.

348
00:26:37,393 --> 00:26:39,336
But I'm going to follow you.

349
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,483
Yeah.

350
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:45,758
And if you get tough, I'll just have to turn
you over to your old man. Right now.

351
00:26:45,862 --> 00:26:49,390
Savvy? That's my whole plot in a nutshell.

352
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,685
A simple story for simple people.

353
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,519
You behave yourself,
I'll see you get to King Westley.

354
00:26:56,623 --> 00:26:59,736
If not,
I'll just have to spill the beans to Papa.

355
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:03,948
Now, which of these beds do you prefer?

356
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,117
This one? All right.

357
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:33,608
That, I suppose,
makes everything quite all right.

358
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:35,321
This?

359
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,104
I like privacy when I retire.
Yes, I'm very delicate in that respect.

360
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,828
Prying eyes annoy me.

361
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,209
Behold the walls of Jericho.

362
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:54,461
Maybe not as thick as the ones
that Joshua blew down with his trumpet.

363
00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,039
But a lot safer.

364
00:27:56,143 --> 00:27:58,921
You see, I have no trumpet.

365
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,460
Now to show you
my heart's in the right place...

366
00:28:02,564 --> 00:28:05,130
...I’ll give you my best pair of pyjamas.

367
00:28:07,145 --> 00:28:09,470
Do you mind joining the Israelites?

368
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,554
You don't want to join the Israelites?

369
00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:16,351
All right. Perhaps you're interested
in how a man undresses.

370
00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:20,769
There's a funny thing about that.
Quite a study in psychology.
371
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:22,741
No two men do it alike.

372
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:26,617
I once knew a man who kept his hat on
until he was completely undressed.

373
00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,706
Now he made a picture.

374
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:32,333
Years later, his secret came out.
He wore a toupee.

375
00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:36,254
I have a method all my own.

376
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:40,546
If you'll notice, the coat came first.
Then the tie. Then the shirt.

377
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:45,218
Now, according to Hoyle,
after that the pants should be next.

378
00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:47,677
There's where I'm different.

379
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:49,684
I go for the shoes next.

380
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:52,601
First the right. Then the left.

381
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:58,153
After that, it's every man for himself.

382
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:22,969
Still with me, brat?

383
00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:28,050
Don't be a sucker.

384
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:32,093
A good night's rest will do you
a lot of good.

385
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,430
Besides, you got nothing to worry about.

386
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:38,522
The walls of Jericho will protect you
from the big bad wolf.

387
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,957
~ <i>Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?</i>
<i>The big bad wolf</i> ~

388
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,458
~ <i>The big bad wolf</i> ~

389
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:03,833
~ <i>She's afraid of the big bad wolf</i>
<i>Tra, la, la, la, la</i> ~

390
00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:09,303
Would you mind please,
putting out the light?

391
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,934
No, not at all.

392
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:54,214
I wish you'd take those things
off the walls of Jericho.

393
00:30:54,318 --> 00:30:56,020
Excuse me.

394
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,426
By the way, what's your name?

395
00:31:25,936 --> 00:31:27,174
What's that?

396
00:31:27,278 --> 00:31:29,145
Who are you?

397
00:31:30,107 --> 00:31:31,482
Who, me?
398
00:31:32,735 --> 00:31:35,486
I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night.

399
00:31:36,113 --> 00:31:39,945
I'm the soft morning breeze
that caresses your lovely face.

400
00:31:40,784 --> 00:31:42,824
You've got a name, haven't you?

401
00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:46,028
Yeah, I got a name. Peter Warne.

402
00:31:46,749 --> 00:31:48,576
Peter Warne.

403
00:31:49,668 --> 00:31:51,328
I don't like it.

404
00:31:51,503 --> 00:31:55,548
Don't let it bother you.
You're giving it back to me in the morning.

405
00:31:57,801 --> 00:31:59,711
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne.

406
00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:02,758
The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Warne.

407
00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:26,274
- Another message, sir.
- What is it? What is it?

408
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:29,289
It's from Charleston.
"Checking every northbound train."

409
00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:31,902
"Also assigned 20 operators
to watch main highways."

410
00:32:32,006 --> 00:32:34,827
"No sign of her yet.
Will continue to do all possible."
411
00:32:34,931 --> 00:32:36,831
"Signed, Lovington Detective Agency."

412
00:32:37,132 --> 00:32:39,255
It's just the same as all the others.

413
00:32:39,843 --> 00:32:42,668
- Yes, sir?
- I said I was in a hurry to get to New York.

414
00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:45,083
- What are we crawling for?
- <i>I got it wide open.</i>

415
00:32:45,187 --> 00:32:47,335
- All right, step on it.
- <i>Yes, sir.</i>

416
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,142
I hope she's all right.

417
00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:53,267
All right? Of course, she's all right.
What could happen to her?

418
00:32:53,857 --> 00:32:56,479
- Nothing, sir.
- Then shut up about it.

419
00:33:20,843 --> 00:33:22,094
Hello?

420
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,174
Hey, mister.

421
00:33:30,311 --> 00:33:31,836
Hello.

422
00:33:32,062 --> 00:33:33,972
What's the matter, you not up yet?

423
00:33:34,189 --> 00:33:36,763
- What time is it?
- 8:00. Here.

424
00:33:38,903 --> 00:33:41,109
It's a toothbrush, thanks.

425
00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:44,354
My dress, you had it pressed.

426
00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:47,073
Come on. Breakfast will be ready soon.

427
00:33:47,202 --> 00:33:49,439
You sweet thing.
Where'd you get it pressed?

428
00:33:49,543 --> 00:33:52,318
I'll count to 10.
If you're not out of bed by then...

429
00:33:52,422 --> 00:33:54,115
...I’ll drag you out myself.

430
00:33:54,219 --> 00:33:57,450
- One, two, three, four, five...
- I really think you would!

431
00:33:57,555 --> 00:34:00,333
I'm out! I'm out!

432
00:34:01,258 --> 00:34:04,461
You'll find the showers
just behind the second cottage.

433
00:34:06,096 --> 00:34:07,377
Outside?

434
00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:10,449
All the best homes have them outside.

435
00:34:12,978 --> 00:34:15,414
I can't go out like this.

436
00:34:15,522 --> 00:34:18,181
- Like what?
- Like this. I have no robe.

437
00:34:18,286 --> 00:34:20,400
Here, use mine.
438
00:34:21,278 --> 00:34:22,523
Thanks.

439
00:34:22,655 --> 00:34:23,809
Make it snappy.

440
00:34:23,913 --> 00:34:26,313
Wait, it's not my fault. You got the sleeve.

441
00:34:26,575 --> 00:34:29,410
- Here are my puppets.
- Thanks.

442
00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:34,572
Where'd you say the showers were?

443
00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:35,947
Here's a towel.

444
00:34:37,419 --> 00:34:38,664
Thank you.

445
00:34:40,422 --> 00:34:42,581
You're kind of little, aren't you?

446
00:34:42,841 --> 00:34:44,034
Where's the shower?

447
00:34:44,139 --> 00:34:46,441
Your hair's cute like that.
You should never comb it.

448
00:34:46,633 --> 00:34:49,360
I'll find it myself.

449
00:35:21,589 --> 00:35:23,326
Are the showers in there?

450
00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:25,215
They ain't out here.

451
00:35:25,634 --> 00:35:26,879
Thank you.
452
00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:33,215
Can't a body have a little privacy
around here?

453
00:35:38,606 --> 00:35:42,057
You want a shower around here,
you'll stand in line.

454
00:35:52,244 --> 00:35:55,079
Hi, sister. You remember me, Shapeley?

455
00:35:55,331 --> 00:35:57,151
Say, I'm sorry about last night.

456
00:35:57,255 --> 00:36:00,832
Didn't know you was married to that guy.
You should've told me right off.

457
00:36:10,596 --> 00:36:12,333
High time you got back.

458
00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:15,004
I met some very interesting women
at the showers.

459
00:36:15,142 --> 00:36:18,641
We got chatting about this and that.
You know how time flies.

460
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,943
Come on. Sit down.

461
00:36:26,153 --> 00:36:28,322
My, my. Scrambled eggs.

462
00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:34,012
Egg. One egg. One donut, black coffee.
That's your ration till lunch.

463
00:36:34,286 --> 00:36:35,313
Any complaints?

464
00:36:35,418 --> 00:36:36,819
No. No complaints.

465
00:36:36,923 --> 00:36:40,283
I'd have cream for your coffee,
but I'd be buying a whole pint.

466
00:36:40,417 --> 00:36:42,282
You don't have to apologise to me.

467
00:36:42,386 --> 00:36:44,666
You don't know how much
I appreciate all this.

468
00:36:44,797 --> 00:36:47,667
What makes you so disgustingly
cheerful this morning?

469
00:36:48,092 --> 00:36:49,246
Must be the spring.

470
00:36:49,350 --> 00:36:52,622
I thought maybe "believe you me"
told you some more snappy stories.

471
00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:57,044
No. He apologised for last night.
Said he didn't know we were married.

472
00:36:57,149 --> 00:37:00,262
Just shows you how wrong a guy can be.

473
00:37:02,439 --> 00:37:04,064
- Donut?
- Thanks.

474
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,683
You think this whole business is silly?

475
00:37:08,787 --> 00:37:10,183
Running away and all.

476
00:37:10,287 --> 00:37:11,979
No. Makes too good a story.

477
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:15,657
Yes, you do.
You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat.

478
00:37:15,869 --> 00:37:18,400
Perhaps I am.
Although, I don't see how I can be.

479
00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:20,817
Spoiled people are used to
having their way.

480
00:37:20,921 --> 00:37:22,615
I never have. On the contrary.

481
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,838
I've always been told what to do and how
to do it and when and with whom.

482
00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:31,297
Can you believe, this is the first time
I've ever been alone with a man?

483
00:37:31,427 --> 00:37:32,469
Yeah.

484
00:37:32,636 --> 00:37:34,789
It's a wonder I'm not panic-stricken.

485
00:37:34,894 --> 00:37:36,762
You're doing all right.

486
00:37:36,974 --> 00:37:38,017
Thanks.

487
00:37:39,643 --> 00:37:45,887
Nurses, governesses, chaperones,
even bodyguards. It's been a lot of fun.

488
00:37:45,991 --> 00:37:48,391
One consolation,
you can never get lonesome.

489
00:37:49,111 --> 00:37:53,773
It has its moments. It's become a sort of
game, trying to outwit father's detectives.

490
00:37:54,158 --> 00:37:57,823
I did once. Actually went shopping
without a bodyguard.
491
00:37:58,203 --> 00:38:00,734
It was swell. I felt absolutely immoral.

492
00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:03,861
It didn't last long,
they found me in a department store.

493
00:38:03,966 --> 00:38:08,087
I was so mad, I ran out the back way
and jumped into the first car I saw.

494
00:38:08,297 --> 00:38:09,573
Guess who was in it?

495
00:38:09,677 --> 00:38:11,002
Santa Claus?

496
00:38:11,342 --> 00:38:12,379
Ghandi?

497
00:38:12,483 --> 00:38:14,460
King Westley was in it.

498
00:38:15,804 --> 00:38:17,678
- Is that how you met him?
- Yes.

499
00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:20,920
We rode around all afternoon.
Father was frantic.

500
00:38:21,024 --> 00:38:24,138
By 6:00,
he was having all the rivers dragged.

501
00:38:26,232 --> 00:38:29,056
Where'd you learn to dunk,
in finishing school?

502
00:38:29,596 --> 00:38:31,637
Now don't you start telling me
I shouldn't dunk.

503
00:38:31,741 --> 00:38:34,101
Of course you shouldn't.
You don't know how.
504
00:38:34,205 --> 00:38:38,732
Dunking is an art. Don't let it soak so long.
A dip and sock, into your mouth.

505
00:38:38,836 --> 00:38:41,569
You leave it in too long,
it gets soft and falls off.

506
00:38:41,673 --> 00:38:45,238
It's all a matter of timing.
I'll write a book about it.

507
00:38:45,342 --> 00:38:46,614
Thanks, professor.

508
00:38:46,752 --> 00:38:50,453
Just goes to show you. $20 million,
and you don't know how to dunk.

509
00:38:50,673 --> 00:38:53,757
I'd change places with
a plumber's daughter any day.

510
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:57,533
How do I know who you are?
I never saw you before.

511
00:38:57,638 --> 00:39:02,051
You can't go around bothering my tenants.
There's no girl by that name here.

512
00:39:02,226 --> 00:39:04,462
How do I know you're detectives?

513
00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:06,638
Show him your credentials, Mac.

514
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,022
Detectives.

515
00:39:11,485 --> 00:39:14,515
That's father at work. Peter, what'll I do?

516
00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:17,355
Maybe I can jump out of the window.
They won't see me.

517
00:39:17,459 --> 00:39:18,936
Get yourself all mussed up.

518
00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:21,821
Get your hair down over your eyes
and undo your buttons.

519
00:39:22,997 --> 00:39:25,566
I got a letter from Aunt Bella last week.

520
00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:29,157
She said if we don't stop over
in Wilkes-Barre, she'll never forgive us.

521
00:39:29,261 --> 00:39:30,877
What are you talking about?

522
00:39:31,096 --> 00:39:34,057
The baby's due next month.
They want us to come.

523
00:39:34,484 --> 00:39:40,195
She saw your sister on the street
the other day. Said she's looking swell.

524
00:39:42,182 --> 00:39:43,337
Come in.

525
00:39:43,441 --> 00:39:46,175
I hope Aunt Bella has a boy, don't you?

526
00:39:46,279 --> 00:39:50,315
Grandma says it's gonna be a girl.
She hasn't missed calling one in years.

527
00:39:51,108 --> 00:39:52,929
Man here to see you, sweetheart.

528
00:39:53,033 --> 00:39:54,809
Who, me? You wanna see me?

529
00:39:54,913 --> 00:39:56,279
What's your name?
530
00:39:56,697 --> 00:39:59,817
- Are you addressing me?
- Yeah. What's your name?

531
00:39:59,950 --> 00:40:02,951
Wait a minute.
That's my wife you're talking to.

532
00:40:03,329 --> 00:40:05,814
What do you mean coming here?
What do you want?

533
00:40:05,919 --> 00:40:09,239
- We're looking for somebody.
- Fine, but don't come busting in here.

534
00:40:09,343 --> 00:40:10,405
This isn't a public park.

535
00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:12,294
I got news to take a sock at you.

536
00:40:12,421 --> 00:40:14,695
- Take it easy.
- The men are detectives.

537
00:40:14,887 --> 00:40:16,701
Even if they're the
whole police department...

538
00:40:16,806 --> 00:40:19,037
...they can't bust in here,
questioning my wife.

539
00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:21,877
Don't get so excited.
He asked you a simple question.

540
00:40:21,982 --> 00:40:26,565
Is that so? How many times
have I told you not to butt in?

541
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,849
You don't have to lose your temper!

542
00:40:29,954 --> 00:40:32,143
As usual. Every time I try to protect you.

543
00:40:32,248 --> 00:40:35,314
At the elks dance,
when that big Swede hit on you.

544
00:40:35,419 --> 00:40:37,690
He did not! I told you a million times.

545
00:40:37,794 --> 00:40:40,528
He kept pawing you
all over the dance floor.

546
00:40:40,632 --> 00:40:42,238
He didn't. You were drunk.

547
00:40:42,342 --> 00:40:44,115
Nuts! Just like your old man.

548
00:40:44,219 --> 00:40:46,907
Once a plumber's daughter,
always a plumber's daughter.

549
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:49,119
There ain't an ounce of
brains in your family.

550
00:40:49,223 --> 00:40:51,006
Peter Warne, you've gone far enough!

551
00:40:51,133 --> 00:40:54,170
- Shut up!
- You see what you've done?

552
00:40:54,386 --> 00:40:58,082
Sorry, but you see,
we've gotta check up on everybody.

553
00:40:58,186 --> 00:41:00,340
We're looking for a girl
named Ellen Andrews.

554
00:41:00,476 --> 00:41:02,379
Daughter of that big Wall Street mogul.

555
00:41:02,483 --> 00:41:04,826
Too bad you're not looking for
a plumber's daughter.

556
00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:06,936
Quit bawling!

557
00:41:07,085 --> 00:41:10,878
I told you they were a perfectly
nice married couple.

558
00:41:23,999 --> 00:41:26,197
You weren't bad, jumping in like that.

559
00:41:26,302 --> 00:41:28,991
- You've got a brain.
- You're not so bad, yourself.

560
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,991
We could start a two-people
stock company.

561
00:41:31,095 --> 00:41:33,831
Things get tough,
we'll play to small town auditoriums.

562
00:41:33,935 --> 00:41:36,206
We'll call this one, "The Great Deception."

563
00:41:36,311 --> 00:41:38,706
What about "Cinderella" or
a real hot love story?

564
00:41:38,810 --> 00:41:39,960
No, too mushy.

565
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:41,849
I like mushy stuff.

566
00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:44,664
Quit bawling!

567
00:41:44,979 --> 00:41:46,556
Bus leaves in five minutes!

568
00:41:46,689 --> 00:41:48,925
- What?
- Your bus leaves in five minutes.

569
00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:51,776
Holy smoke, we're not even packed yet.

570
00:41:56,574 --> 00:41:59,143
I'm starting to think
you couldn't find your way home.

571
00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:00,523
This is the last session...

572
00:42:00,828 --> 00:42:02,527
- Yeah?
- <i>Telegram for you.</i>

573
00:42:02,631 --> 00:42:05,314
- Bring it in.
- Another wire from Peter Warne.

574
00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:09,912
Warne? Throw it in the wastebasket.
Wait a minute. What does it say?

575
00:42:11,005 --> 00:42:14,504
"Have I got a story. Stop.
It's getting hotter and hotter. Stop."

576
00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:17,567
"Hope you're the same."

577
00:42:18,387 --> 00:42:19,919
- Collect?
- Yes.

578
00:42:20,023 --> 00:42:22,447
- If you accept another one, you're fired.
- Yes, sir.

579
00:42:22,616 --> 00:42:24,933
And that gives me an idea for all of you.

580
00:42:25,444 --> 00:42:27,265
I want action, Lovington, action.

581
00:42:27,369 --> 00:42:30,271
- We can't do the impossible.
- It isn't impossible.

582
00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:33,153
She's somewhere between here and Miami.
I want her found.

583
00:42:33,286 --> 00:42:35,945
- I put extra men on, the whole way.
- That's not enough.

584
00:42:36,049 --> 00:42:37,359
Send in Clark and Brown.

585
00:42:37,464 --> 00:42:39,912
- You sure she isn't with King Westley?
- No.

586
00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:42,830
He's being trailed 24 hours a day.

587
00:42:42,962 --> 00:42:45,493
He can't even get a phone call
we don't know about.

588
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:48,703
I'm worried. After all,
something might have happened to her.

589
00:42:48,807 --> 00:42:49,872
I don't think so.

590
00:42:49,976 --> 00:42:52,039
Brown, arrange a radio broadcast.

591
00:42:52,143 --> 00:42:54,418
Coast-to-coast hook up.
Offer a reward of...

592
00:42:54,522 --> 00:42:57,394
...$10,000 for information
on her whereabouts.

593
00:42:57,821 --> 00:42:59,842
Clark, send the story
to all of the newspapers.
594
00:42:59,979 --> 00:43:02,638
Some out-of-town papers
may not have a picture of her.

595
00:43:02,742 --> 00:43:07,090
Wire this to them.
I want the story to break right away.

596
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,008
Now we'll get some action!

597
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,684
Fine, that's fine.

598
00:43:47,128 --> 00:43:51,755
You know that one
about the man who flew on the trapeze?

599
00:43:51,926 --> 00:43:53,822
Yeah.

600
00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:02,839
~ <i>Once I was happy</i>
<i>but now I'm forlorn</i> ~

601
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:07,056
~ <i>Like an old coat</i>
<i>that is tattered and torn</i> ~

602
00:44:07,273 --> 00:44:11,168
~ <i>Left in this wide world</i>
<i>to weep and to mourn</i> ~

603
00:44:11,402 --> 00:44:14,919
~ <i>Betrayed by a maid in her teens</i> ~

604
00:44:15,197 --> 00:44:18,925
~ <i>This maid that I loved</i>
<i>she was handsome</i> ~

605
00:44:19,118 --> 00:44:22,783
~ <i>And I tried all I knew how to please</i> ~

606
00:44:23,205 --> 00:44:26,735
~ <i>But I never could please her</i>
<i>one-quarter so well</i> ~
607
00:44:26,839 --> 00:44:30,914
~ <i>As the man on the flying trapeze</i> ~

608
00:44:31,047 --> 00:44:34,747
~ <i>He flies through the air</i>
<i>with the greatest of ease</i> ~

609
00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:38,716
~ <i>The daring young man</i>
<i>on the flying trapeze</i> ~

610
00:44:38,888 --> 00:44:42,553
~ <i>His actions are graceful,</i>
<i>all the girls he does please</i> ~

611
00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:46,841
~ <i>And my love he has stolen away</i> ~

612
00:44:53,152 --> 00:44:55,311
I know the second verse there.

613
00:44:57,323 --> 00:45:01,190
~ <i>Now he'd play with a miss</i>
<i>like a cat with a mouse</i> ~

614
00:45:01,661 --> 00:45:04,911
~ <i>His eyes would undress</i>
<i>every girl in the house</i> ~

615
00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:12,786
~ <i>Perhaps he is better described as a louse</i>
<i>And still people came just the same</i> ~

616
00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:16,837
~ <i>Now he smiles from the bar</i>
<i>on the people below</i> ~

617
00:45:17,009 --> 00:45:20,129
~ <i>And one night he smiled on my love</i> ~

618
00:45:21,055 --> 00:45:22,715
~ <i>She blew him a kiss</i> ~

619
00:45:22,974 --> 00:45:29,012
~ <i>And she hollered bravo</i>
<i>And he hung by his schnozzle from above</i> ~

620
00:45:29,188 --> 00:45:32,687
~ <i>He floats through the air</i>
<i>with the greatest of ease</i> ~

621
00:45:33,109 --> 00:45:38,392
~ <i>Daring young man on the flying trapeze</i>
<i>His actions are graceful</i> ~

622
00:45:38,496 --> 00:45:44,658
~ <i>All the girls he does please</i>
<i>And my love he has stolen away</i> ~

623
00:45:47,123 --> 00:45:49,365
Do you mind if I take the third one?

624
00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:58,374
~ <i>I wept and I whimpered</i>
<i>I simpered for weeks</i> ~

625
00:45:58,551 --> 00:46:02,169
~ <i>While she spent her time</i>
<i>with the circus' freaks</i> ~

626
00:46:02,388 --> 00:46:06,220
~ <i>The tears were like hailstones</i>
<i>that rolled down my cheeks</i> ~

627
00:46:06,350 --> 00:46:09,470
~ <i>Alas, Alack and Alaska</i> ~

628
00:46:10,021 --> 00:46:13,520
~ <i>I went to this fellow</i>
<i>the villain, and I said</i> ~

629
00:46:13,649 --> 00:46:17,101
~ <i>I'll see that you get your deserts</i> ~

630
00:46:17,278 --> 00:46:20,777
~ <i>His thumb to his nose</i>
<i>he put up with a sneer</i> ~

631
00:46:21,073 --> 00:46:24,692
~ <i>He sneered once again and said no</i> ~

632
00:46:24,827 --> 00:46:28,362
~ <i>He flies through the air</i>
<i>with the greatest of ease</i> ~

633
00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:31,962
~ <i>That daring young man</i>
<i>on the flying trapeze</i> ~

634
00:46:32,293 --> 00:46:35,876
~ <i>His actions are graceful</i>
<i>The girls he does please</i> ~

635
00:46:36,005 --> 00:46:39,670
~ <i>My love he has stolen away</i> ~

636
00:46:47,177 --> 00:46:50,338
- Everybody keep your seats.
- Thank the man for me, Peter.

637
00:46:50,442 --> 00:46:53,887
It's the first comfortable position
I've been in all night.

638
00:46:54,209 --> 00:46:58,178
~ <i>She flies through the air</i>
<i>with the greatest of ease</i> ~

639
00:46:58,282 --> 00:47:00,282
~ <i>The daring young...</i> ~

640
00:47:01,530 --> 00:47:04,272
What's the matter with you?
Somebody help.

641
00:47:04,376 --> 00:47:05,982
Something happened to her.

642
00:47:06,086 --> 00:47:07,737
Look how pale she is.

643
00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:18,163
Let's give her a chance to snap out of it.

644
00:47:18,339 --> 00:47:20,581
Don't worry. She'll be all right.

645
00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:25,215
We ain't ate nothing since yesterday.

646
00:47:27,181 --> 00:47:29,084
What happened to your money?

647
00:47:29,188 --> 00:47:33,644
Ma spent it all on the tickets.
We didn't know it was gonna be so much.

648
00:47:34,689 --> 00:47:36,847
We shouldn't have come, I guess.

649
00:47:37,483 --> 00:47:40,597
But Ma said there was a job
waiting for her in New York...

650
00:47:40,701 --> 00:47:43,268
...and if we didn't go, she might lose it.

651
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,825
She'll be all right
when she's had something to eat.

652
00:47:52,164 --> 00:47:55,830
The next time we come to,
you buy some food. Now come on.

653
00:47:56,168 --> 00:47:59,502
I shouldn't ought to take this.
Ma'll get mad.

654
00:47:59,797 --> 00:48:02,705
Don't tell her.
You don't want her to get sick again.

655
00:48:02,809 --> 00:48:04,748
No, but you might need it.

656
00:48:04,852 --> 00:48:05,854
Come on.

657
00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:06,950
I got millions.

658
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,029
Here.

659
00:48:08,129 --> 00:48:10,130
- Thanks.
- Come on, go back.

660
00:48:27,850 --> 00:48:29,465
Better phone for some help.

661
00:48:29,569 --> 00:48:32,596
Go phone if you want to.
The nearest town is 10 miles away.

662
00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:33,772
Yeah?

663
00:48:34,148 --> 00:48:37,564
Say, buddy.
Like to take a look at my paper?

664
00:48:39,028 --> 00:48:42,728
Travelling like this, you lose track
of what's going on in the world.

665
00:48:42,906 --> 00:48:45,148
Take that story there, for instance.

666
00:48:46,577 --> 00:48:49,068
If I was to see that dame,
you know what I'd do?

667
00:48:49,204 --> 00:48:50,247
No.

668
00:48:50,414 --> 00:48:52,537
I'd go fifty-fifty with you.

669
00:48:53,042 --> 00:48:54,010
Why?

670
00:48:54,110 --> 00:48:55,741
Because I don't believe in hogging.

671
00:48:55,845 --> 00:48:59,115
A bird that figures that way
always ends up behind the eight ball.
672
00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:00,958
That's what I always say.

673
00:49:04,094 --> 00:49:05,719
What's on your mind?

674
00:49:05,888 --> 00:49:08,176
Five G's or I crab the works.

675
00:49:14,521 --> 00:49:17,301
Let's get away from here
and talk this over privately.

676
00:49:17,406 --> 00:49:19,937
I knew she wasn't your wife all the time.

677
00:49:24,406 --> 00:49:27,148
Lucky thing, my running into you.
Just the man I need.

678
00:49:27,252 --> 00:49:30,522
- You made no mistake, believe me.
- I can use a smart guy like you.

679
00:49:30,626 --> 00:49:34,204
- When you're talking to old man Shapeley...
- Can you make a gat?

680
00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:35,709
Huh?

681
00:49:35,918 --> 00:49:37,994
A gat. A rod.

682
00:49:38,629 --> 00:49:40,538
- Got any fireworks on you?
- No.

683
00:49:41,799 --> 00:49:45,833
I got a couple of machine guns
in my suitcase. I'll give you one of them.

684
00:49:45,937 --> 00:49:49,041
May have trouble up north.
Have to shoot it out with the cops.
685
00:49:49,146 --> 00:49:52,585
If you manage, those five G's
are as good as in the bag. Maybe more.

686
00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:54,973
I'll talk to the Killer, he'll take care of you.

687
00:49:55,145 --> 00:49:56,172
Killer?

688
00:49:56,277 --> 00:49:58,935
Yeah. The big boy. The boss of the outfit.

689
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,558
You're not kidnapping her, are you?

690
00:50:01,694 --> 00:50:05,434
What else, stupid? You don't think
we're after that penny-ante reward?

691
00:50:05,538 --> 00:50:08,282
$10, 000? Chicken feed.

692
00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:12,200
Now listen, we're holding that dame
for a million smackers.

693
00:50:12,371 --> 00:50:16,119
Say, I didn't know it was anything like this.
You see, I've got...

694
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,902
What's the matter? You getting yellow?

695
00:50:19,007 --> 00:50:22,454
I'm a married man. I got a couple of kids.
I can't afford to get...

696
00:50:22,631 --> 00:50:24,956
Pipe down your mug before I...

697
00:50:25,551 --> 00:50:28,292
What are you trying to do,
tell the whole world about it?
698
00:50:28,396 --> 00:50:31,584
Listen, you're into this thing
and you're staying in, get me?

699
00:50:31,688 --> 00:50:33,214
You know too much.

700
00:50:33,318 --> 00:50:35,211
I won't say anything, honest I won't.

701
00:50:35,316 --> 00:50:38,311
How do I know that?
I got a notion to plug you.

702
00:50:38,564 --> 00:50:42,637
- Why should I take a chance with you?
- Trust me, mister. I'll keep my mouth shut.

703
00:50:42,741 --> 00:50:43,784
Yeah?

704
00:50:45,779 --> 00:50:47,321
What's your name?

705
00:50:47,448 --> 00:50:48,990
Oscar Shapeley.

706
00:50:49,199 --> 00:50:51,655
- Where do you live?
- Orange, New Jersey.

707
00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:53,779
Got a couple of kids?

708
00:50:54,038 --> 00:50:57,317
Yes, sir. Just babies.
A little golden-haired girl.

709
00:50:57,421 --> 00:51:00,085
- You love them, don't you?
- Yes, I do.

710
00:51:00,252 --> 00:51:02,116
You wouldn't. You're not thinking of...

711
00:51:02,221 --> 00:51:04,750
- You keep your trap shut, all right?
- Sure.

712
00:51:05,049 --> 00:51:07,618
- If you don't...
- I'll keep my trap shut. I will.

713
00:51:07,722 --> 00:51:09,675
You ever hear of Bugs Dooley?

714
00:51:10,179 --> 00:51:11,582
Bugs Dooley? No.

715
00:51:11,686 --> 00:51:15,215
He was a nice guy, just like you.
And he made a big mistake one day.

716
00:51:15,351 --> 00:51:16,882
Got a little too talkative.

717
00:51:16,987 --> 00:51:18,759
- You know what happened to his kid?
- No.

718
00:51:18,863 --> 00:51:22,389
I can't tell you. But when Bugs heard
about it he blew his brains out.

719
00:51:22,775 --> 00:51:24,269
That's terrible.

720
00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:27,944
He had it coming to him.
He talked too much. I never talk.

721
00:51:28,155 --> 00:51:30,480
I never say a word. Word of honour.

722
00:51:30,699 --> 00:51:33,268
I wouldn't want anything
to happen to my kids.

723
00:51:33,373 --> 00:51:35,694
Okay. Just remember that.

724
00:51:36,955 --> 00:51:37,998
Now beat it.

725
00:51:38,123 --> 00:51:42,203
Sure, mister. Thanks.
I always knew you guys were...

726
00:51:42,544 --> 00:51:45,166
Come on, scram.
And stay away from that bus.

727
00:51:45,297 --> 00:51:47,504
Sure. Anything you say.

728
00:51:47,883 --> 00:51:50,913
- You wouldn't shoot me in the back?
- If you don't beat it...

729
00:51:51,017 --> 00:51:52,256
I'm going.

730
00:52:07,355 --> 00:52:09,309
What's wrong?
Why do we have to leave the bus?

731
00:52:09,413 --> 00:52:11,314
Come on. Don't ask so many questions.

732
00:52:11,448 --> 00:52:12,491
Why?

733
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,624
Poor old Shapeley. You shouldn't have
frightened him like that.

734
00:52:22,728 --> 00:52:26,933
At the rate he's going, he's probably
crossed two state lines by this time.

735
00:52:27,685 --> 00:52:30,011
Why did we have to leave the bus?

736
00:52:30,271 --> 00:52:33,806
When Shapeley stops running,
he's going to start thinking, isn't he?

737
00:52:35,693 --> 00:52:37,816
I've been doing a little thinking myself.

738
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:41,518
The next town we come to,
you better wire your father.

739
00:52:41,622 --> 00:52:43,602
What's the matter, are you weakening?

740
00:52:43,707 --> 00:52:48,577
No. I was just thinking of you.
A starvation diet may not agree with you.

741
00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:50,946
Did you give that child all your money?

742
00:52:51,050 --> 00:52:53,701
I gave him nothing.
You were the big-hearted gal.

743
00:52:53,805 --> 00:52:56,083
All the money I had was that ten spot.

744
00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:59,084
So I've been thinking
you better wire your father.

745
00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:03,668
No, sir. I started out for New York
and I'm going to get there...

746
00:53:03,772 --> 00:53:06,171
...if I have to starve all the way.

747
00:53:06,432 --> 00:53:07,475
Okay.

748
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:11,969
What is this strange power
this man Westley has over you women?

749
00:53:12,146 --> 00:53:13,605
Here, take these.

750
00:53:14,232 --> 00:53:17,012
- Hold on to them. Get up on that log.
- That?

751
00:53:17,116 --> 00:53:18,734
Get up on the log.

752
00:53:29,414 --> 00:53:31,371
I wish you'd stop being playful.

753
00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:36,494
So sorry. You know, this is the first time
in years I've ridden piggyback.

754
00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:38,453
This isn't piggyback.

755
00:53:38,557 --> 00:53:40,706
- Of course it is.
- You're crazy.

756
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:45,246
I remember distinctly my father
taking me for a piggyback ride.

757
00:53:45,350 --> 00:53:47,294
- And he carried you like this?
- Yes.

758
00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:50,391
Your father didn't know beans
about piggyback riding.

759
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:54,883
My uncle has four children.
I've seen them ride piggyback.

760
00:53:54,987 --> 00:53:57,806
I'll bet there isn't a good
piggyback rider in your family.

761
00:53:57,910 --> 00:54:00,771
I never knew a rich man
who could piggyback ride.

762
00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,523
You're prejudiced.
763
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:07,191
Show me a good piggy backer.
I'll show you a real human.

764
00:54:07,295 --> 00:54:10,482
Take Abraham Lincoln for instance.
A natural born piggy backer.

765
00:54:10,586 --> 00:54:14,115
Where do you get off with
that stuffed-shirt family of yours?

766
00:54:15,793 --> 00:54:18,367
My father was a great piggy backer.

767
00:54:19,797 --> 00:54:21,541
Here, hold this a minute.

768
00:54:25,036 --> 00:54:26,336
Thank you.

769
00:54:31,851 --> 00:54:35,267
How long does this keep up?
My feet are killing me.

770
00:54:49,202 --> 00:54:51,278
This looks like the best spot.

771
00:54:51,746 --> 00:54:54,319
We're not going to sleep out here, are we?

772
00:54:54,499 --> 00:54:58,034
I don't know about you,
but I'm going to give a good imitation of it.

773
00:54:58,169 --> 00:54:59,248
Peter?

774
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:00,546
What?

775
00:55:01,297 --> 00:55:03,089
I'm awfully hungry.

776
00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:04,835
It's just your imagination.

777
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:06,426
No it isn't.

778
00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:09,548
I'm hungry and scared.

779
00:55:09,889 --> 00:55:12,548
You can't be hungry
and scared both at the same time.

780
00:55:12,652 --> 00:55:14,007
Well, I am.

781
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:16,466
If you're scared,
it scares the hunger out of you.

782
00:55:16,570 --> 00:55:18,935
Not if you're more hungry than scared.

783
00:55:19,148 --> 00:55:22,066
All right, you win. Let's forget about it.

784
00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:26,978
I can't forget it. I'm still hungry.

785
00:55:27,615 --> 00:55:31,399
Holy smoke!
Why did I ever get mixed up with you?

786
00:55:32,537 --> 00:55:35,289
If I had any sense,
I'd be in New York by this time.

787
00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:37,489
What about your story?

788
00:55:37,593 --> 00:55:40,335
Taking a married woman
back to her husband.

789
00:55:43,756 --> 00:55:46,757
I turned out to be the prize sucker.
790
00:55:48,052 --> 00:55:50,757
All right, come on. Your bed's all ready.

791
00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:54,043
I'll get my clothes all wrinkled.

792
00:55:54,147 --> 00:55:55,712
- Then take them off.
- What?

793
00:55:55,816 --> 00:56:00,057
All right, don't take them off.
Do what you please, but shut up about it.

794
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:33,424
You're becoming awfully
disagreeable lately.

795
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:37,092
You just snap my head off
every time I open my mouth.

796
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:43,396
If being with me is so distasteful to you,
you can leave.

797
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,566
You can leave any time you see fit.

798
00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:50,819
Nobody's holding you here.

799
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,074
I can get along.

800
00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,042
Peter?

801
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:04,951
Peter!

802
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:15,878
- What's the matter?
- I was so scared!

803
00:57:15,982 --> 00:57:19,752
What's got into you? I left for a minute
to find you something to eat.

804
00:57:19,857 --> 00:57:21,015
I know but...

805
00:57:21,145 --> 00:57:23,185
Here, eat your head off.

806
00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:24,763
I don't want it now.

807
00:57:24,867 --> 00:57:27,431
- I thought you said you were hungry.
- I was, but...

808
00:57:27,568 --> 00:57:28,845
But what?

809
00:57:28,949 --> 00:57:31,518
I was so scared, it scared the hunger...

810
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,983
Holy jumping catfish.
You drive a guy crazy.

811
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:20,284
It's liable to get chilly before morning.

812
00:58:20,496 --> 00:58:22,074
Better use this.

813
00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,910
What are you thinking about?

814
00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:04,540
By a strange coincidence,
I was thinking of you.

815
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,868
- Really?
- Yeah.

816
00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:12,587
I was just wondering what makes
dames like you so dizzy.

817
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:49,241
What did you say
we're supposed to be doing?

818
00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:50,575
Hitchhiking.

819
00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:56,629
You've given me a very good example
of the hiking.

820
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:59,038
Where does the hitching come in?

821
00:59:59,142 --> 01:00:01,628
It's a little early yet. No cars out.

822
01:00:04,058 --> 01:00:05,968
If it's the same to you...

823
01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:10,306
...I'm going to sit right here
and wait until they come.

824
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,534
You got a toothpick?

825
01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:25,359
- What's the matter?
- I got hay in my teeth.

826
01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:29,031
No, I haven't got a toothpick.
Here, I got a penknife, though.

827
01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:30,613
Now hold still.

828
01:00:30,717 --> 01:00:33,248
- Be careful.
- All right. Where is it?

829
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,464
All right, now hold still.
830
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:39,758
Here. Get it?

831
01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:41,715
Thanks.

832
01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:45,751
You should have swallowed that.
You won't have any breakfast, you know?

833
01:00:45,855 --> 01:00:47,594
You needn't rub it in.

834
01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:54,228
- What are you eating?
- Carrots.

835
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,684
- Raw?
- Want one?

836
01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:01,142
No. Why didn't you get me
something I could eat?

837
01:01:01,247 --> 01:01:05,404
That's right, I forgot. The idea
of offering a raw carrot to an Andrews.

838
01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:08,859
You don't think I'm going around
panhandling for you, do you?

839
01:01:08,963 --> 01:01:11,571
Have one of these.
Best thing for you, carrots.

840
01:01:11,675 --> 01:01:13,744
I hate the horrid things.

841
01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:19,415
I wish you wouldn't talk so much.
Now we let a car get away.

842
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:21,958
And suppose nobody stops for us?

843
01:01:22,136 --> 01:01:25,627
They'll stop all right. It's a matter
of knowing how to handle them.

844
01:01:25,732 --> 01:01:27,383
And you're an expert I suppose.

845
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:31,340
Expert. And I'll write a book
about it. Call it "The Hitchhiker's Hail."

846
01:01:31,445 --> 01:01:34,308
There's no end to your accomplishments,
is there?

847
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:36,434
- You think it's simple?
- No.

848
01:01:36,651 --> 01:01:39,735
Well, it is simple.
It's all in that old thumb, see?

849
01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:43,066
Some people do it like this. Or like this.

850
01:01:44,575 --> 01:01:46,313
All wrong. Never get anywhere.

851
01:01:46,417 --> 01:01:47,482
The poor things.

852
01:01:47,586 --> 01:01:51,327
But that old thumb never fails.
It's all a matter of how you do it, though.

853
01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:53,913
Now you take No. 1, for instance.

854
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:57,740
That's a short jerky movement, like this.
That shows independence.

855
01:01:57,844 --> 01:02:00,498
You don't care if they stop or not.
You got money.

856
01:02:00,602 --> 01:02:03,832
- Clever.
- No. 2, that's a little wider movement.

857
01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:06,253
Smile goes with this one, like this.

858
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:11,010
That means you got a brand-new story
about the farmer's daughter.

859
01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,720
You figured that out all by yourself?

860
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:18,510
That's nothing. No. 3, that's a pip.
That's the pitiful one.

861
01:02:18,615 --> 01:02:21,268
When you're broke and hungry,
everything looks black.

862
01:02:21,373 --> 01:02:25,230
It's a long sweeping movement like this.
Gotta follow through, though.

863
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,860
That's amazing.

864
01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:31,401
But it's no good,
if you haven't got a long face to go with it.

865
01:02:31,506 --> 01:02:32,819
Here comes a car.

866
01:02:32,923 --> 01:02:35,485
Okay. Now watch me.
I'm gonna use No. 1.

867
01:02:35,589 --> 01:02:38,788
Keep your eye on that thumb, baby,
and see what happens.
868
01:02:44,218 --> 01:02:46,626
I still got my eye on the thumb.

869
01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:49,758
Something must have gone wrong.
I'll try No. 2.

870
01:02:50,391 --> 01:02:53,143
When you get to 100, wake me up.

871
01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:35,727
I don't think I'll write that book after all.

872
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,304
Think of all the fun you had, though.

873
01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:41,898
You mind if I try?

874
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:43,736
You?

875
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:46,820
Don't make me laugh.

876
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:51,817
You're such a smart Aleck.
Nobody knows anything but you.

877
01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:55,282
I'll stop a car and I won't use my thumb.

878
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:57,409
What are you gonna do?

879
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,743
It's a system all my own.

880
01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:23,061
Aren't you going to give me a little credit?

881
01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:24,604
What for?

882
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:29,771
I proved once and for all that
the limb is mightier than the thumb.

883
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:33,979
Why didn't you take off all your clothes?
You could have stopped 40 cars.

884
01:04:34,084 --> 01:04:36,534
I'll remember that when we need 40 cars.

885
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,908
So, you're just married?
That's pretty good.

886
01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:46,334
But if I was young, that's the way
I'd spend my honeymoon. Hitchhiking.

887
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:50,875
Yes, sir.
~ <i>Hitchhiking down the highway</i> ~

888
01:04:50,980 --> 01:04:54,968
~ <i>Of love on a honeymoon</i> ~

889
01:04:55,141 --> 01:05:02,792
~ <i>Hitchhiking down</i>
<i>down, down</i> ~

890
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:08,695
~ <i>the highway, down</i> ~

891
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,231
Aren't you afraid you'll burn out a tonsil?

892
01:05:12,367 --> 01:05:14,443
Tonsil? Me? No.

893
01:05:15,322 --> 01:05:20,160
Me burn a tonsil?
~ <i>My tonsils won't burn</i> ~

894
01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:23,706
All right, let it go.

895
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,165
~ <i>Turn</i> ~

896
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,044
How about a bite to eat?

897
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:38,751
- That would be lovely.
- No thanks, we're not hungry.

898
01:05:38,856 --> 01:05:41,005
Young people in love are never hungry.

899
01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:42,074
No.

900
01:05:42,174 --> 01:05:44,801
~ <i>Young people in love</i> ~

901
01:05:44,905 --> 01:05:48,849
~ <i>Are very seldom hungry</i> ~

902
01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:54,681
~ <i>People in love are very seldom hungry</i> ~

903
01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:58,493
What were you going to do?
Gold dig that guy for a meal?

904
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:01,868
Sure, I was. No fooling, I'm hungry.

905
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,786
Eat a carrot.

906
01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:05,587
No.

907
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,283
I'm going in to ask him.

908
01:06:08,387 --> 01:06:10,457
You do and I'll break your neck.

909
01:06:22,448 --> 01:06:24,493
Come on, let's get out of here.
Stretch our legs.

910
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,003
I'm sorry...

911
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,004
That's all right.

912
01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:09,415
Hey! Come here!

913
01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:12,309
You've got my suitcase!

914
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,416
What happened to you? I was worried.

915
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,800
- Get in.
- Look at your face! You've got a cut!

916
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,795
Well, what happened?

917
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:44,547
A road thief. Picks people up,
runs off with their things. What a racket.

918
01:07:44,651 --> 01:07:46,047
How'd you get the car?

919
01:07:46,152 --> 01:07:49,312
I gave him a black eye for it
and had to tie him up to a tree.

920
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:23,506
Can't be much gas left in this thing.

921
01:08:24,017 --> 01:08:26,093
Gotta start promoting some.

922
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:30,938
Better take the things out
of the pocket of that coat.
923
01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:33,814
That'll be good for ten gallons.

924
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:12,424
I haven't changed my mind, Westley.
I want you to understand that.

925
01:09:12,529 --> 01:09:15,193
I don't like you. Never have. Never will.

926
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:17,183
Now that's clear enough, isn't it?

927
01:09:17,288 --> 01:09:19,937
You've made it evident
by your threats of annulment.

928
01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:21,858
It hasn't worried me for a minute.

929
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:24,482
Ellie and I got married
because we love each other.

930
01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:28,442
She's proving it. As far as I'm concerned,
there's going to be no annulment.

931
01:09:28,547 --> 01:09:33,747
I see. You've got hold of a good thing
and you're going to hang on to it?

932
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:39,333
All right, you win.
I'll just have to get used to you.

933
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:43,591
I admit, I'm licked.
But it's only because I'm worried.

934
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:48,088
If I don't find her soon, I'll go crazy.

935
01:09:48,192 --> 01:09:52,091
I could have helped if it hadn't been
for you. I've been watched so closely...
936
01:09:52,195 --> 01:09:57,804
I know. Well, you can help now.
I've got a room full of reporters in there.

937
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:00,067
Now, I want you to make a statement.

938
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:04,061
Say that we've talked things over
and come to an understanding.

939
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,224
And that if she returns
I won't interfere with your marriage.

940
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,204
- All right?
- Yeah, that's quite all right.

941
01:10:21,308 --> 01:10:22,351
Okay.

942
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:25,336
I hope you and your wife
spend a pleasant week with us.

943
01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:27,916
So do I. Thank you. Goodnight.

944
01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:29,391
Goodnight.

945
01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:33,589
- All right, brat.
- Any luck?

946
01:10:33,693 --> 01:10:36,440
Yeah. He finally agreed to let us
have a cabin.

947
01:10:36,608 --> 01:10:37,884
What about the money?

948
01:10:37,988 --> 01:10:41,225
I talked him out of that idea.
He thinks we're staying a week.

949
01:10:41,329 --> 01:10:44,062
- I must think something up before morning.
- That's swell.

950
01:10:44,166 --> 01:10:48,949
Yeah? I'm glad you think so.
If you ask me, I think it's foolish.

951
01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:54,205
I told you there's no use in staying here.
We can make New York in three hours.

952
01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,828
I thought you were in a hurry to get back.

953
01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:09,386
Whoever heard of getting in
at 3:00 in the morning?

954
01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:12,133
Everybody will be asleep.

955
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:20,436
Okay. Cottage no. 6.

956
01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:50,974
There you go, trusting people again.
How many times did I tell you...

957
01:11:51,078 --> 01:11:54,523
But he looked like a nice,
upright young fellow, Ma.

958
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:02,700
We're on the last lap.

959
01:12:07,421 --> 01:12:10,080
Tomorrow morning,
you'll be in the arms of your husband.

960
01:12:10,184 --> 01:12:11,227
Yeah.

961
01:12:13,719 --> 01:12:15,511
You'll have a great story, won't you?

962
01:12:16,055 --> 01:12:18,462
Yeah. Swell.

963
01:12:40,955 --> 01:12:42,200
Thanks.

964
01:13:17,283 --> 01:13:19,690
We certainly outsmarted your father.

965
01:13:21,370 --> 01:13:23,279
I guess you ought to be happy.

966
01:13:24,123 --> 01:13:26,329
Am I going to see you in New York?

967
01:13:28,753 --> 01:13:29,795
Nope.

968
01:13:32,214 --> 01:13:33,495
Why not?

969
01:13:34,884 --> 01:13:38,217
I don't make it a policy
to run around with married women.

970
01:13:39,972 --> 01:13:42,510
There's no harm in your coming to see us.

971
01:13:44,060 --> 01:13:45,518
Not interested.

972
01:13:49,482 --> 01:13:51,190
Won't I ever see you again?

973
01:13:52,151 --> 01:13:54,227
What for? I've served my purpose!

974
01:13:54,362 --> 01:13:58,062
I brought you back to King Westley.
That's what you wanted, wasn't it?

975
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,518
Have you ever been in love, Peter?
976
01:14:38,197 --> 01:14:39,240
Me?

977
01:14:40,783 --> 01:14:41,826
Yes.

978
01:14:43,703 --> 01:14:46,240
Haven't you ever thought about it at all?

979
01:14:48,916 --> 01:14:52,581
It seems to me you could make
some girl wonderfully happy.

980
01:14:54,630 --> 01:14:57,548
Sure, I've thought about it. Who hasn't?

981
01:15:01,554 --> 01:15:04,127
If I could ever meet the right sort of girl.

982
01:15:05,808 --> 01:15:07,295
Where are you gonna find her?

983
01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:09,801
Somebody that's real.
Somebody that's alive.

984
01:15:09,937 --> 01:15:12,060
They don't come that way anymore.

985
01:15:16,986 --> 01:15:18,978
Have I ever thought about it?

986
01:15:20,656 --> 01:15:23,776
I've even been sucker
enough to make plans.

987
01:15:29,457 --> 01:15:34,249
I saw an island in the Pacific once.
Never been able to forget it.

988
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,500
That's where I'd like to take her.

989
01:15:41,802 --> 01:15:44,174
She'd have to be the sort of a girl...

990
01:15:44,388 --> 01:15:47,971
...who'd jump in the surf with me
and love it as much as I did.

991
01:15:54,065 --> 01:15:59,023
Nights when you,
the moon and the water all become one.

992
01:16:00,112 --> 01:16:03,398
You feel you're part
of something big and marvellous.

993
01:16:05,826 --> 01:16:08,317
That's the only place to live.

994
01:16:09,455 --> 01:16:14,283
The stars are so close overhead you feel
you could reach up and stir them around.

995
01:16:20,174 --> 01:16:22,167
I've been thinking about it.

996
01:16:23,803 --> 01:16:27,337
Boy, if I could ever find a girl
who was hungry for those things.

997
01:16:35,231 --> 01:16:37,800
Take me with you, Peter.
Take me to your island.

998
01:16:37,904 --> 01:16:40,652
I want to do all those things
you talked about.

999
01:16:42,029 --> 01:16:44,188
You better go back to your bed.

1000
01:16:45,157 --> 01:16:48,520
I love you. Nothing else matters.
But we can run away.

1001
01:16:48,624 --> 01:16:52,368
Everything will take care of itself.
Please, Peter...
1002
01:16:53,082 --> 01:16:55,751
...I can't let you out of my life now.

1003
01:16:56,877 --> 01:16:59,415
I couldn't live without you.

1004
01:17:13,102 --> 01:17:15,260
You'd better go back to your bed.

1005
01:17:24,655 --> 01:17:26,066
I'm sorry.

1006
01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:06,967
Did you mean that? Would you really go?

1007
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:50,636
All I'm asking is enough gas
to get me to New York.

1008
01:18:50,770 --> 01:18:52,698
That bag's worth $25.

1009
01:18:53,272 --> 01:18:55,220
I got a bag. I got one for Christmas...

1010
01:18:55,324 --> 01:18:57,885
Here's what I'll do.
I'll come back in the morning...

1011
01:18:57,989 --> 01:19:00,139
...and buy it back from you
with a $10 profit.

1012
01:19:00,243 --> 01:19:02,526
- What do you say?
- I ain't got a hat.

1013
01:19:02,865 --> 01:19:04,822
- What?
- I ain't got a hat.

1014
01:19:05,368 --> 01:19:08,037
Well, you got one now.
Come on, fill her up.

1015
01:19:15,503 --> 01:19:19,077
Where you been all this time?
Everybody's been asking about you.

1016
01:19:19,182 --> 01:19:22,952
Get me one drink.
Nobody disturbs me for the next half hour.

1017
01:19:23,056 --> 01:19:24,250
Sure, boss.

1018
01:19:27,014 --> 01:19:28,124
Hello, Agnes.

1019
01:19:28,228 --> 01:19:31,631
- Don't. He'll shoot you on sight.
- Haven't been shot at in days.

1020
01:19:31,736 --> 01:19:34,636
- Get out of here! Get out!
- Now listen, Joe.

1021
01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:35,762
Don't "Joe" me.

1022
01:19:35,866 --> 01:19:37,263
All right, Joe. Listen.

1023
01:19:37,896 --> 01:19:38,853
You know I've always liked you.

1024
01:19:38,953 --> 01:19:41,432
Anytime I could help you,
ran across a good story...

1025
01:19:41,536 --> 01:19:44,530
...I came running to you with it.
I got one now.

1026
01:19:44,782 --> 01:19:47,185
The wires were on the level.
The biggest scoop ever.

1027
01:19:47,289 --> 01:19:49,028
- It's yours.
- About the Andrews kid?
1028
01:19:49,161 --> 01:19:52,577
I've got it all written up, ready to go.
All I want is a $1,000.

1029
01:19:52,707 --> 01:19:54,360
A $1,000? Get out of here before...

1030
01:19:54,465 --> 01:19:56,528
Don't get sore. You gotta do this for me.

1031
01:19:56,633 --> 01:19:59,158
I need a $1,000 and I need it quick.
I'm in a jam.

1032
01:19:59,262 --> 01:20:00,909
What's the $1,000 for?

1033
01:20:01,013 --> 01:20:02,622
To tear down the walls of Jericho.

1034
01:20:02,726 --> 01:20:04,499
Never mind. If I told you that...

1035
01:20:04,603 --> 01:20:06,663
...Ellen Andrews will annul her marriage?

1036
01:20:06,768 --> 01:20:08,749
- She'll marry somebody else.
- You're drunk.

1037
01:20:08,853 --> 01:20:10,751
Would such a story
be worth $1,000 to you?

1038
01:20:10,855 --> 01:20:13,685
- If it was on the level.
- I got it, Joe.

1039
01:20:15,897 --> 01:20:19,016
- Who's the guy she's gonna marry?
- I am.

1040
01:20:20,610 --> 01:20:22,347
- You?
- Yes.
1041
01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:25,686
Now I know you're drunk. I'm going home.
Don't annoy me anymore.

1042
01:20:25,790 --> 01:20:28,312
For heaven sakes!
Stop being an editor for a minute.

1043
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:31,107
We know each other.
You ought to know when I'm serious.

1044
01:20:31,211 --> 01:20:33,901
This is on the level.
I met her on a bus from Miami.

1045
01:20:34,005 --> 01:20:36,612
I've been with her every minute.
I'm in love with her.

1046
01:20:36,716 --> 01:20:39,323
You gotta get me this money now, quick.
Minutes count.

1047
01:20:39,427 --> 01:20:41,535
She's waiting for me outside Philadelphia.

1048
01:20:41,639 --> 01:20:44,667
I gotta get right back.
She doesn't even know I'm gone.

1049
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:48,169
A guy can't propose to a gal
without a cent in the world, can he?

1050
01:20:48,580 --> 01:20:52,266
What a story. On her way
to join husband, Ellen Andrews...

1051
01:20:52,415 --> 01:20:54,219
That's it.

1052
01:20:56,208 --> 01:20:57,658
Let me see that a minute.

1053
01:21:00,525 --> 01:21:01,567
Zeke!

1054
01:21:05,238 --> 01:21:08,238
I told you, you couldn't trust him.
He's gone.

1055
01:21:08,407 --> 01:21:09,404
Who?

1056
01:21:09,504 --> 01:21:13,190
The fella who was gonna stay a week.
He skipped and took the car with him, too.

1057
01:21:13,295 --> 01:21:16,567
We wouldn't have known till morning
if I hadn't took that magnesia.

1058
01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:19,446
Get up, don't lay there.
Let's do something about it.

1059
01:21:19,649 --> 01:21:23,016
There ain't nothing we can do if he's gone.

1060
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,578
See that? They're gone.

1061
01:21:38,710 --> 01:21:41,877
Looks like it, don't it? What's this?

1062
01:21:43,048 --> 01:21:45,456
Ma! Here's the woman.

1063
01:21:45,968 --> 01:21:48,340
- What's the matter?
- Where's your husband?

1064
01:21:48,845 --> 01:21:51,515
- Husband?
- Yes, if he is your husband.

1065
01:21:53,475 --> 01:21:56,642
- Isn't he here?
- No, he ain't. The car's gone, too.

1066
01:21:58,689 --> 01:22:00,432
You got any money?

1067
01:22:01,066 --> 01:22:02,765
- No.
- Then you'll have to git!

1068
01:22:02,869 --> 01:22:04,651
Yeah. You'll have to git.

1069
01:22:07,656 --> 01:22:10,315
Please, may I use your phone?
I've got to call New York.

1070
01:22:10,419 --> 01:22:12,478
You ain't gonna stick me for no phone call.

1071
01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:16,955
Go to the sheriff's office, a quarter
mile down the road. They'll fix you up.

1072
01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:23,210
And listen, next time you better not come
back here. I run a respectable place.

1073
01:22:27,217 --> 01:22:30,374
- Thanks, you saved my life.
- Okay. So long kid and good luck.

1074
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:34,550
Goodbye. You're beautiful.
All women are beautiful.

1075
01:22:34,933 --> 01:22:38,183
For my dough, he's still the best
newspaper man in the business.

1076
01:22:38,312 --> 01:22:41,329
Get Hank, quick. Boy, what a yarn.

1077
01:22:41,565 --> 01:22:42,841
Hold up the morning edition.

1078
01:22:42,945 --> 01:22:45,600
Break down the front page.
We'll have a new layout.

1079
01:22:45,704 --> 01:22:49,473
Send in a couple of rewrite men.
And Hank, listen. Don't do a thing.

1080
01:22:49,577 --> 01:22:53,812
I've got a story that'll make your hair curl.
Wait a minute. Don't annoy me, I'm busy.

1081
01:22:53,917 --> 01:22:58,317
Agnes, send Mike in here! Dig up
all the pictures on that Andrews kid.

1082
01:22:58,421 --> 01:23:02,994
And Hank, listen, get Haley out of bed.
I want a cartoon and I want it quick.

1083
01:23:03,629 --> 01:23:05,743
Westley's in it.
He's waiting at the church...

1084
01:23:05,847 --> 01:23:08,793
...with tears on his face.
The bride didn't show up.

1085
01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:11,082
Old Man Andrews is laughing his head off.

1086
01:23:11,186 --> 01:23:14,878
Everything exaggerated.
Snap into it. What is it?

1087
01:23:17,434 --> 01:23:19,592
Ellen Andrews? You're crazy.

1088
01:23:19,770 --> 01:23:23,465
I'm not. She phoned her father
from an auto camp asking him to come.

1089
01:23:23,569 --> 01:23:26,595
He's getting a police escort
and Westley's going along.

1090
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:29,140
Yes, she's been travelling by bus.

1091
01:23:29,245 --> 01:23:32,229
When she found out her father
and Westley made up, she phoned.

1092
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:36,072
Okay, grab a car and stay with them.
Get Hank again.

1093
01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:39,275
Agnes, get me a doctor,
I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown.

1094
01:23:39,379 --> 01:23:41,858
Hank, forget what I told you.
I'm having a nightmare.

1095
01:23:41,963 --> 01:23:45,615
Agnes, you call the police department.
Tell them to find Peter Warne.

1096
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,492
Send out a general alarm.
I want that dirty crook pinched.

1097
01:23:48,596 --> 01:23:49,589
You want us?

1098
01:23:49,689 --> 01:23:52,665
Change the front page!
Ellen Andrews just phoned her father.

1099
01:23:52,769 --> 01:23:55,708
She's going home. She found
out Dad withdrew his objections.

1100
01:23:55,812 --> 01:23:58,375
She gave herself up.
Spread it all over the place!

1101
01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:02,243
Play it up big! Major league!
"Love Triumphant." Go on, hop to it.

1102
01:24:02,343 --> 01:24:03,343
Okay.

1103
01:24:19,788 --> 01:24:22,540
Come on, baby.
We gotta get there before she wakes up.
1104
01:24:33,385 --> 01:24:35,674
Can't you drive any faster?

1105
01:24:38,598 --> 01:24:44,840
~ <i>Young people in love are never hungry</i> ~

1106
01:24:53,905 --> 01:24:56,906
Come on, baby. We've got a police escort.

1107
01:25:07,669 --> 01:25:11,003
Come on, baby.
They can't make a sucker out of us.

1108
01:25:14,926 --> 01:25:18,040
All right, come on.
Step back. Give them room.

1109
01:25:18,144 --> 01:25:19,929
Come on, step back.

1110
01:25:22,059 --> 01:25:24,212
How about a picture for the paper,
Mr. Andrews?

1111
01:25:24,316 --> 01:25:27,312
Wait till she gets home.
Later, boys. Later.

1112
01:25:35,877 --> 01:25:41,332
~ <i>He floats through the air</i>
<i>with the greatest of ease</i> ~

1113
01:25:41,502 --> 01:25:45,907
~ <i>The daring young man</i>
<i>on the flying trapeze</i> ~

1114
01:25:59,596 --> 01:26:01,250
Get that thing out of the way!

1115
01:26:01,354 --> 01:26:05,262
Keep your britches on, we'll get it out.

1116
01:26:27,833 --> 01:26:29,624
Hey, you darn fool!
1117
01:27:35,484 --> 01:27:39,232
Ellen Andrews is going to marry
that Westley guy again.

1118
01:27:48,497 --> 01:27:50,121
Gordon's out back some place.

1119
01:27:50,248 --> 01:27:54,219
When he comes in, give him this.
Tell him I was just kidding.

1120
01:27:57,631 --> 01:28:00,539
- You can't get a thing done around here.
- Peter was just in.

1121
01:28:00,643 --> 01:28:02,037
- What?
- He left this money.

1122
01:28:02,142 --> 01:28:04,416
- He said he was just kidding.
- Where is he?

1123
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:06,505
- There he goes.
- Hey, Pete!

1124
01:28:09,726 --> 01:28:14,510
Hello. I'm sorry, it was just a little gag.
I thought I'd have some fun with you.

1125
01:28:14,615 --> 01:28:17,469
Yeah, sure you had me going
for a little while, too.

1126
01:28:17,574 --> 01:28:20,514
- It wouldn't have made a bad story at that.
- No, great.

1127
01:28:20,618 --> 01:28:23,891
But that's the way things go.
You think you've got a great yarn...

1128
01:28:23,996 --> 01:28:28,783
...and then something comes along and
messes up the finish. And there you are.
1129
01:28:29,579 --> 01:28:32,201
Yeah. Where am I?

1130
01:28:37,754 --> 01:28:40,672
When you sober up,
come in and talk to me.

1131
01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:42,926
Thanks.

1132
01:29:08,201 --> 01:29:09,400
Ellie?

1133
01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:11,274
Hello, Dad.

1134
01:29:11,379 --> 01:29:13,031
I knocked several times.

1135
01:29:14,041 --> 01:29:16,700
I'm sorry. I must have been daydreaming.

1136
01:29:16,804 --> 01:29:20,873
Everything's set.
Creating quite a furore, too.

1137
01:29:21,506 --> 01:29:23,665
Great stunt King is going to pull.

1138
01:29:24,426 --> 01:29:25,421
Stunt?

1139
01:29:25,521 --> 01:29:27,550
Yeah, he's landing on the lawn
in an autogyro.

1140
01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:32,464
Yes, I heard.

1141
01:29:32,569 --> 01:29:34,552
Personally, I think it's silly, too.

1142
01:29:35,812 --> 01:29:37,677
You look lovely, child.
1143
01:29:37,781 --> 01:29:39,765
Are you pleased with the gown?

1144
01:29:41,068 --> 01:29:42,110
Ellie?

1145
01:29:44,241 --> 01:29:47,406
The gown. Yes, it's nice, isn't it?

1146
01:29:53,550 --> 01:29:55,258
What's the matter, child?

1147
01:29:58,388 --> 01:29:59,709
What's wrong?

1148
01:29:59,813 --> 01:30:01,004
Nothing.

1149
01:30:01,683 --> 01:30:04,256
You haven't changed your mind
about King have you?

1150
01:30:04,394 --> 01:30:05,437
No.

1151
01:30:05,687 --> 01:30:10,016
Because if you have, it isn't too late.
You know how I feel about him.

1152
01:30:10,191 --> 01:30:13,477
Well, you gave me such a scare
when I couldn't find you.

1153
01:30:13,653 --> 01:30:16,488
You know,
the old pump isn't what it used to be.

1154
01:30:17,032 --> 01:30:21,575
I'm sorry, Father. I wouldn't hurt you
for anything in the world. You know that.

1155
01:30:21,745 --> 01:30:23,488
What's the matter, child?

1156
01:30:24,789 --> 01:30:26,200
Aren't you happy?

1157
01:30:29,377 --> 01:30:31,506
I thought so.

1158
01:30:31,630 --> 01:30:34,417
I knew there was something on your mind.

1159
01:30:36,426 --> 01:30:38,217
There, now.

1160
01:30:40,430 --> 01:30:42,008
What's the matter?

1161
01:30:43,683 --> 01:30:46,850
You haven't fallen in love
with someone else, have you?

1162
01:30:48,772 --> 01:30:50,100
Have you?

1163
01:30:53,652 --> 01:30:56,522
I haven't seen you cry
since you were a baby.

1164
01:30:57,697 --> 01:30:59,820
This must be serious.

1165
01:31:01,159 --> 01:31:02,784
Where'd you meet him?

1166
01:31:04,829 --> 01:31:06,288
On the road.

1167
01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:09,457
Now don't tell me you've fallen in love
with a bus driver?

1168
01:31:09,584 --> 01:31:10,865
Oh, no.

1169
01:31:15,590 --> 01:31:16,788
Who is he?

1170
01:31:18,176 --> 01:31:20,418
I don't know very much about him.

1171
01:31:21,346 --> 01:31:23,303
Except that I love him.

1172
01:31:23,557 --> 01:31:26,807
If it's as serious as all that,
we'll move heaven and earth to...

1173
01:31:26,935 --> 01:31:30,304
No, it's no use. He despises me.

1174
01:31:30,772 --> 01:31:31,772
Come now.

1175
01:31:31,872 --> 01:31:34,816
Yes, he does.
He despises everything about me.

1176
01:31:34,985 --> 01:31:40,987
He says that I'm spoiled and selfish
and pampered and thoroughly insincere.

1177
01:31:41,366 --> 01:31:42,777
Ridiculous.

1178
01:31:43,243 --> 01:31:45,734
He doesn't think so much of you, either.

1179
01:31:45,871 --> 01:31:46,898
Well, I...

1180
01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:49,872
And he blames you for everything
that's wrong with me.

1181
01:31:50,125 --> 01:31:52,698
He says you raised me stupidly.

1182
01:31:53,211 --> 01:31:56,129
And now that's a fine man
to fall in love with.

1183
01:31:56,673 --> 01:31:58,333
He's marvellous.
1184
01:31:58,592 --> 01:32:01,758
What are we going to do about it?
Where is he?

1185
01:32:02,888 --> 01:32:05,805
- I don't know.
- I'd like to have a talk with him.

1186
01:32:05,974 --> 01:32:10,102
It wouldn't do any good.
I practically threw myself at him.

1187
01:32:10,854 --> 01:32:14,721
Under the circumstances, don't you think
we'd better call this thing off?

1188
01:32:16,109 --> 01:32:17,679
No, I'll go through with it.

1189
01:32:17,784 --> 01:32:20,731
But that's silly.
Seeing the way you feel about him.

1190
01:32:20,906 --> 01:32:24,072
No, it doesn't matter.
I don't want to stir up any more trouble.

1191
01:32:24,201 --> 01:32:26,437
I've done it all my life.

1192
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:30,036
I've made your life miserable.
And mine, too.

1193
01:32:30,999 --> 01:32:36,206
I'm tired, father. I'm tired
of running around in circles.

1194
01:32:37,214 --> 01:32:40,713
He's right, that's what I've been doing
ever since I can remember.

1195
01:32:41,551 --> 01:32:43,295
I've got to settle down.

1196
01:32:44,304 --> 01:32:47,388
It doesn't matter how,
where, or with whom.

1197
01:32:49,017 --> 01:32:51,769
You've changed, Ellie.

1198
01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:57,105
I can't walk out on King now.
It would make us all look so ridiculous.

1199
01:32:57,943 --> 01:33:01,312
Anyway, what difference does it make?

1200
01:33:02,447 --> 01:33:04,487
I'll never see Peter again.

1201
01:33:04,741 --> 01:33:06,449
Is that his name?

1202
01:33:08,328 --> 01:33:09,787
Peter Warne.

1203
01:33:10,997 --> 01:33:12,705
Peter Warne.

1204
01:33:15,585 --> 01:33:17,044
Why, do you know him?

1205
01:33:17,170 --> 01:33:18,795
Why, no.

1206
01:33:19,089 --> 01:33:21,662
Father, you haven't heard from him,
have you?

1207
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:24,920
- Don't be silly, of course.
- Please, what's that?

1208
01:33:37,774 --> 01:33:41,724
I guess that was his only interest in me,
wasn't it?

1209
01:33:41,861 --> 01:33:44,936
- The reward.
- I'm sorry you read it.
1210
01:33:45,041 --> 01:33:48,032
- Are you going to see him?
- I suppose so.

1211
01:33:49,202 --> 01:33:53,152
Certainly. Pay him off. He's entitled to it.
He did an excellent job.

1212
01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:57,787
He kept me thoroughly entertained.
It's worth every penny he gets.

1213
01:33:58,128 --> 01:34:00,833
Thank you, Mary.
That's just what I needed.

1214
01:34:00,964 --> 01:34:03,087
Mr. Westley's on his way up.

1215
01:34:03,216 --> 01:34:04,960
Fine, have him come in.

1216
01:34:11,725 --> 01:34:13,267
I'll be going.

1217
01:34:24,571 --> 01:34:27,934
If it isn't the bridegroom himself.
You're just in time, King.

1218
01:34:28,038 --> 01:34:29,443
How are you, Ellie?

1219
01:34:30,285 --> 01:34:31,291
You happy?

1220
01:34:31,395 --> 01:34:33,824
Happy? Why shouldn't I be happy?

1221
01:34:34,206 --> 01:34:36,275
Here we are, let's drink.

1222
01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:39,699
It's up to you now.
I want our life to be full of excitement.
1223
01:34:39,803 --> 01:34:43,080
We'll never let up, will we?
Never a dull moment.

1224
01:34:43,215 --> 01:34:45,706
We'll get on a merry-go-round
and never get off.

1225
01:34:46,301 --> 01:34:50,595
- Promise you'll never let me get off.
- Whatever you say, darling. It's a promise.

1226
01:35:06,976 --> 01:35:09,199
Yeah. Who?

1227
01:35:12,389 --> 01:35:13,795
Why can't I see you at your office?

1228
01:35:13,995 --> 01:35:17,403
I'm leaving for Washington tonight.
I may be gone several weeks.

1229
01:35:17,507 --> 01:35:20,666
I thought, perhaps,
you'd like to get this thing settled.

1230
01:35:20,835 --> 01:35:24,326
Yeah. But I don't like the idea
of butting in on your jamboree.

1231
01:35:24,431 --> 01:35:27,081
Between you and me,
those things give me a stiff pain.

1232
01:35:27,186 --> 01:35:30,461
You don't have to see anybody.
You can come directly to my study.

1233
01:35:30,595 --> 01:35:33,086
No. Why do I wanna...

1234
01:35:36,268 --> 01:35:40,597
Hey, wait a minute.
Maybe I will come over. Yeah.

1235
01:35:40,981 --> 01:35:44,094
I'd like to get a load of
that three ring circus you're pulling.

1236
01:35:44,198 --> 01:35:46,806
I wanna see what love looks like
when it's triumphant.

1237
01:35:46,911 --> 01:35:49,145
I haven't had a good laugh in a week.

1238
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:52,875
Mr. Warne?

1239
01:35:52,983 --> 01:35:54,087
Yeah.

1240
01:35:56,830 --> 01:35:59,155
- Sit down.
- Thanks.

1241
01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:03,448
I was surprised to get your note.
My daughter hadn't told me anything...

1242
01:36:03,552 --> 01:36:05,531
...about you. About your helping her.

1243
01:36:05,635 --> 01:36:08,750
That's typical of your daughter.
Takes those things for granted.

1244
01:36:08,884 --> 01:36:11,375
Why did she think
I lugged her from Miami?

1245
01:36:11,595 --> 01:36:14,253
She thinks you're entitled
to anything you can get.

1246
01:36:14,358 --> 01:36:18,594
She does? Isn't that sweet of her?
You don't, I suppose.

1247
01:36:18,727 --> 01:36:23,178
Well, I don't know. I'll have to see
on what you base your claim.
1248
01:36:23,282 --> 01:36:25,137
I presume you feel justified.

1249
01:36:25,242 --> 01:36:28,685
If I didn't, I wouldn't be here.
I got it all itemised.

1250
01:36:31,364 --> 01:36:36,354
"Cash outlay, $8.60. Top coat, $15."

1251
01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:39,194
"Suitcase, $7.50. Hat, $4."

1252
01:36:39,298 --> 01:36:45,125
"Three shirts, $4.50. Total, $39.60."

1253
01:36:45,629 --> 01:36:48,713
"All of the above items had
to be sold to buy gasoline."

1254
01:36:48,882 --> 01:36:51,883
And I sold some shorts and socks, too.
I'm throwing those in.

1255
01:36:52,010 --> 01:36:55,296
- Yes, I know.
- What's the matter? Isn't it cheap enough?

1256
01:36:55,597 --> 01:36:58,211
Trip like that'd cost you a $1,000,
maybe more.

1257
01:36:58,315 --> 01:37:03,515
Now, let me get this straight. You want
$39.60 in addition to the $10,000?

1258
01:37:03,939 --> 01:37:05,516
What 10,000?

1259
01:37:05,982 --> 01:37:07,393
The reward.

1260
01:37:08,151 --> 01:37:10,559
Who said anything about a reward?

1261
01:37:10,737 --> 01:37:13,478
I'm afraid I'm a little bit confused.
I assumed...

1262
01:37:13,583 --> 01:37:18,069
All I want is $39.60. If you give
me a check for it, I'll get out of this joint.

1263
01:37:18,245 --> 01:37:19,953
It gives me the jitters.

1264
01:37:20,789 --> 01:37:23,946
- You're a peculiar chap.
- We'll go into that some other time.

1265
01:37:24,050 --> 01:37:26,783
The average man would go
after the reward.

1266
01:37:26,888 --> 01:37:29,242
Did anybody ever make
a sucker out of you?

1267
01:37:29,346 --> 01:37:32,369
It's a matter of principle.
You probably wouldn't understand.

1268
01:37:32,473 --> 01:37:36,329
When anybody takes me for a buggy ride,
I don't like paying for the privilege.

1269
01:37:36,434 --> 01:37:38,339
Were you taken for a buggy ride?

1270
01:37:38,515 --> 01:37:42,347
Yes. With all the trimmings.
So how about the check, do I get it?

1271
01:37:43,019 --> 01:37:44,893
- Certainly.
- Thanks.

1272
01:37:59,411 --> 01:38:00,905
Here you are.

1273
01:38:01,246 --> 01:38:02,444
Thank you.
1274
01:38:03,250 --> 01:38:07,064
Do you mind if I ask you a question,
frankly?

1275
01:38:07,363 --> 01:38:09,067
Do you love my daughter?

1276
01:38:10,589 --> 01:38:13,580
Any guy in love with your daughter
should be examined.

1277
01:38:13,684 --> 01:38:15,050
Now that's an evasion.

1278
01:38:15,176 --> 01:38:19,340
She picked herself a perfect running mate,
King Westley. The pill of the century.

1279
01:38:19,681 --> 01:38:23,543
She needs a guy that'd sock her once
a day whether it's coming to her or not.

1280
01:38:23,647 --> 01:38:26,673
If you were wiser,
you'd have done it yourself long ago.

1281
01:38:26,778 --> 01:38:27,964
Do you love her?

1282
01:38:28,069 --> 01:38:31,139
A normal man couldn't live
with her without going nutty.

1283
01:38:31,244 --> 01:38:32,599
She's my idea of nothing.

1284
01:38:32,703 --> 01:38:35,014
I asked you a simple question!
Do you love her?

1285
01:38:35,118 --> 01:38:39,277
Yes! Now don't hold that against me!
I'm a little screwy myself!

1286
01:38:41,536 --> 01:38:44,407
Here's to the merry-go-round.

1287
01:38:50,754 --> 01:38:53,327
Perfect. Now you look natural.

1288
01:38:58,803 --> 01:39:01,508
- I hope you got your money.
- You bet I did.

1289
01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:04,131
- Congratulations.
- Thanks. Same to you.

1290
01:39:04,809 --> 01:39:07,801
Stay around and watch the fun.
You'll enjoy it immensely.

1291
01:39:07,905 --> 01:39:10,268
I would, but I've got a weak stomach.

1292
01:39:16,655 --> 01:39:19,434
- I just had a long talk with him.
- I'm not interested.

1293
01:39:19,539 --> 01:39:20,854
Now just a minute, Ellie.

1294
01:39:20,958 --> 01:39:23,572
I don't want to hear
another word about him.

1295
01:39:36,341 --> 01:39:38,866
Come on, folks. King Westley has arrived.

1296
01:40:33,148 --> 01:40:35,437
Here they come, boys. Turn them over.

1297
01:41:04,095 --> 01:41:06,302
You're a sucker to go through with this.

1298
01:41:07,724 --> 01:41:09,800
That guy, Warne, is okay.

1299
01:41:10,143 --> 01:41:14,428
He didn't want the reward.
All he asked for was $39.60.
1300
01:41:14,532 --> 01:41:17,969
It's what he spent on you.
Said it was a matter of principle.

1301
01:41:18,073 --> 01:41:20,025
You took him for a ride.

1302
01:41:27,285 --> 01:41:30,286
He loves you, Ellie. He told me so.

1303
01:41:32,832 --> 01:41:35,833
You don't want to be married
to a mug like Westley.

1304
01:41:36,169 --> 01:41:38,541
I can buy him off for a pot of gold.

1305
01:41:42,467 --> 01:41:44,870
And you can make an old man happy.

1306
01:41:44,974 --> 01:41:47,639
And you won't do so bad for yourself.

1307
01:41:48,056 --> 01:41:51,412
If you change your mind,
your car's waiting at the back gate.

1308
01:42:02,621 --> 01:42:05,770
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together
here in the sight of God...

1309
01:42:05,874 --> 01:42:09,644
...and in the face of this company,
to join together this man and this woman...

1310
01:42:09,749 --> 01:42:14,151
...in holy matrimony. If any man can show
just cause why they may not lawfully...

1311
01:42:14,255 --> 01:42:19,456
...be joined together, let him now speak
or else, hereafter forever, hold his peace.

1312
01:42:22,257 --> 01:42:27,133
King, will thou have this woman to thy
wedded wife so long as you both shall live?

1313
01:42:27,637 --> 01:42:28,680
I will.

1314
01:42:29,848 --> 01:42:33,422
Ellen, will thou have this man
to thy wedded husband...

1315
01:42:33,526 --> 01:42:35,807
...so long as you both shall live?

1316
01:42:39,524 --> 01:42:40,567
Ellen!

1317
01:42:42,110 --> 01:42:43,308
Ellie!

1318
01:43:13,516 --> 01:43:14,631
What happened?

1319
01:43:14,768 --> 01:43:16,844
I haven't the slightest idea.

1320
01:43:31,618 --> 01:43:35,736
Don't want to talk to you.
Don't want to talk to anybody.

1321
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:37,401
Don't want to see anybody.

1322
01:43:37,505 --> 01:43:39,495
<i>But it's King Westley on the phone.</i>

1323
01:43:42,900 --> 01:43:49,152
Hello, my would be ex-son-in-law.
I've sent you a check for $100,000.

1324
01:43:49,657 --> 01:43:54,235
That's the smartest thing you ever did,
Westley, not to contest that annulment.

1325
01:43:54,620 --> 01:43:58,238
That's satisfactory, isn't it? It ought to be.

1326
01:43:58,499 --> 01:44:02,828
I'm not complaining.
Not complaining. It was dirt-cheap.

1327
01:44:03,963 --> 01:44:06,288
Don't fall out of any windows!

1328
01:44:07,717 --> 01:44:10,920
There's another wire from Peter.
They're in Glen Falls, Michigan.

1329
01:44:11,470 --> 01:44:15,088
"What's holding up the annulment,
you slowpoke."

1330
01:44:15,433 --> 01:44:18,552
"The walls of Jericho are toppling."

1331
01:44:20,046 --> 01:44:24,672
Send him a telegram right away.
Just say, "Let them topple."

1332
01:44:27,762 --> 01:44:29,740
- Funny couple, ain't they?
- Yeah.

1333
01:44:29,911 --> 01:44:32,191
If you ask me,
I don't believe they're married.

1334
01:44:32,296 --> 01:44:34,779
They're married, all right.
I just seen the license.

1335
01:44:35,291 --> 01:44:38,910
They made me get them a rope
and a blanket, on a night like this.

1336
01:44:39,045 --> 01:44:40,420
What do you reckon that's for?

1337
01:44:40,839 --> 01:44:43,075
Blamed if I know.
I just brought them a trumpet.

1338
01:44:43,179 --> 01:44:44,245
A trumpet?
1339
01:44:44,349 --> 01:44:46,789
A toy. They sent me to the store to get it.

1340
01:44:46,894 --> 01:44:49,250
What in the world do they want
a trumpet for?

1341
01:44:49,354 --> 01:44:50,510
Don't know.