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Anchoring script for annual function (Money Maniac)

The script features two anchors engaging in a humorous dialogue about money, questioning its significance and the absurdity of valuing it above all else. They playfully discuss the idea of money speaking and the foolishness of being overly attached to wealth. The anchors conclude by inviting the audience to enjoy a live performance related to the theme of money.

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Anchoring script for annual function (Money Maniac)

The script features two anchors engaging in a humorous dialogue about money, questioning its significance and the absurdity of valuing it above all else. They playfully discuss the idea of money speaking and the foolishness of being overly attached to wealth. The anchors conclude by inviting the audience to enjoy a live performance related to the theme of money.

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Anchoring script for the ‘Money Maniac’

Anchor 1 : (comes in happily, slightly dancing) Singing* ‘o paisa bolta hai,


o paisa bolta hai’
Anchor 2 : Kya kaha? x 2 , paisa bolta hai, are paisa kese bol sakta hai?
Anchor 1 : are nahi maine khud suna hai paise ko bolte hue
Anchor 2 : nahi x 2 paisa to bol hi nahi sakta, ye to namunkin hai.
Anchor 1 : ummmm kese samjhaun? Agar me demo dun to manega
Anchor 2 : han x 2 dikhau
Anchor 1 : lekin demo dene se pehele khud ko teen bar gadha bol
Anchor 2 : are me khudko kyun gadha bolun, me to budhiman hun.
Anchor 1 : agar tune khudko teen bar gadha bola to main tujhe 5 lakh
rupay dunga.
Anchor 2 : (exclaims!) 5 lakh rupay. Theek hai x 2 (hurriedly )
‘main gadha hun’ x 3
Anchor 1 : hannnnn dekha paisa bolta hai.
Anchor 2 : lekin zindagi main sab kuch paisa nahin hota
Anchor 1 : hmm sahi kaha,(goes to the brink of the stage ) hamare
darshak main bhi kai log baithe honge jinhe lagta hai ki paisa sab kuch
nahi hota (switches to formal voice ) ese sochne wale log kripya apna
paisa mujhe de dijiye, main apka abhari rahunga
Anchor 2 : par bhai aaj ye paisa mangne ki naubat kese aa gai
Anchor 1 : ( sobs in a funny way ) bhagwan ki kripa se ma to mil gai par
gadi, bangla, bank balance sab chin lia
Anchor 2 : roo mat bhai (holds others hand ) paisa to sirf haat ka mail
hota hai
Anchor 1 : (still soobing) pata hai, isliye to do din se haat nahi dhoya
mene
Anchor 2 : chi x 4, pehle batana chahiye ta na
Anchor 1 : (reasserts himself) jo bhi kaho paisa admi ko andha bana deta
hai
Anchor 2 : han itna andha ki wo gandhi ji ko satya, ahimsa aur prem ki
bhawanaon main dhundne ki jagah paison me dhundne lagta hai. Waise
tumne suna, ki paas main hi ek paison ke bare main fraud ka case hua
he. Mere pas uska recording bhi hai, dekhna chahoge.
Anchor 1 : nahi yaaar recording dekhne me kahan wo maza hai jo live
dekhne me hai
Anchor 2 : hmm koi baat nahi live hi dikha dete hain. Yes ladies and
gentlemen please welcome the performers of our money maniac with a
huge round of applause
----------------------------------(Both exit the stage)------------------------------------

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