IT’S A LAZY MORNING

AT THE APARTMENT OF
FELIX HIMNER AND
BYRON DURAND...

IT’S GEttING
LATE! I SHOULD
PROBABLY WAKE
BY.

ALTHOUGH,
HE DOES DESERVE
TO SLeeP IN AFTER
STAYING UP LATE TO
BUY THAT EXCLUSIVE
ACTION-FIGURE
FOR ME.

THEN AGAIN,
MY MORNING WOOD
ISN’T GOING DOWN
ANYTIME SOON, AND
HE’S LOOKING FAR
TOO SEXY TO
RESIST!

HMMM??

RISE AND MMMM,

SHINE, SLeePY MORNING,
HEAD. SEXY!

MORNING,
BABY. OOOOOOH!
SOMEONE’S FeeLING
FRISKY THIS
MORNING!
 OOOOH,
THAT FeeLS SO
GOOD!

MMMPHH!

OOOHH FUCK,
THAT’S THE SPOT,
BABY!
 JUST MY LIttLE
WAY OF SAYING THANK
YOU FOR STAYING UP
LATE TO BUY THAT
ACTION FIGURE
PHEW! FOR ME.

OH WOW!
THAT WAS
INCREDIBLE!

SO,
WHERE IS IT? ErrrrR…
IN HERE? IT’S…

UHM…

I TEll YOU
WHAT, YOU GO TAKE A
SHOWER AND CLEAN UP,
AND I’ll GO GET IT
FOR YOU! I MEAN, YOU
DON’T WANNA GET CUM
ON THAT SHINY NEW
PACKAGING NOW,
DO YOU?

GOOD FUCK!
THINKING! I COMPLETELY
BUT I’ll MAKE FORGOT!
IT A QUICK THE FIGURE!!!
SHOWER…. I
CAN’T WAIT
TO See THE
FIGURE!

I HOPE THAT
COMIC STORE STIll
HAS SOME LEFT…. OR
FELIX IS GONNA
KIll ME!

POOR BYRON.
NO TIME FOR A WASH, OR A
FRESH CHANGE OF CLOTHES!
HE’S ON A MIssION!
 YOU HAD
ONE JOB, BYRON.
ONE JOB! I DON’T
KNOW HOW I GOT
SO DISTRACTED…
OH, WAIT! I GUEss THAT
“VOYAGER” MARATHON
WASN’T SUCH A GOOD
IDEA, AFTER
All!

LUCKILY FOR
ME, FELIX CAN
NEVER JUST TAKE A
QUICK SHOWER!

THERE’S THE STORE.

PLEASE HAVE SOME LEFT!
PLEASE HAVE SOME LEFT!
PLEASE HAVE SOME...

I’ll TAKE
THE EXCLUSIVE
RIDEHARD
YES!!! ACTION FIGURE,
THERE’S ONE PLEASE!
LEFT!
PHEW!!

HOW
CAN I HELP
YOU?

HI!
HOW CAN
I HEL...?
THAT’S
GREAT,
THANKS!

PLEASE
TEll ME YOU HAVE
MORE OF THOSE
FIGURES!?!

SOrrY, SIR.
THAT WAS THE
LAST ONE!
 IF ONLY I’D
WHAT AM I
GOttEN HERE
GONNA TEll
A SECOND
FELIX!?
SOONER...

GUEss I CAN
WAVE GOODBYE TO THAT
WeeKEND WE PLANNED
IN LAKE LOUISE!

IT’S A LONG
SHOT, BUT I’VE
GOT NOTHING
TO LOSE!

HEY, THERE’S
THAT CUTE GeeK WHO
BOUGHT THE LAST FIGURE.
I WONDER IF HE’D BE
WIllING TO SEll IT
TO ME?

UMM,
YEAH… THAT’S
HEY, YOU RIGHT.
JUST BOUGHT THAT
LAST RIDEHARD
FIGURE, RIGHT?

WOULD YOU BE
WIllING TO SEll IT
TO ME? MY BOYFRIEND HAS
BeeN WAITING MONTHS FOR
THIS FIGURE TO COME OUT,
AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO
GET IT FOR HIM LAST
NIGHT BUT…

UMM…
WEll… I MEAN, IT’S
I KINDA… ANYWAY, A BIT CReePY THAT
LONG STORY SHORT, YOU FOllOWED ME
I REAllY NeeD THAT IN HERE…
FIGURE! PLEASE!!
YOU’D REAllY BE
HELPING ME
OUT! BUT I WAS
THINKING ABOUT
FLIPPING THIS
FIGURE AT SOME
AND YOU POINT…
ARE INSANELY
HOT…

250
FOR 250 BUCKS!?
...SO, SURE! BUT THAT’S FIVE
BUCKS!
I’ll SEll IT TIMES WHAT YOU
TO YOU. PAID FOR IT!!
 WOAH! LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAVE A HUGE BANK
FINE. ...I CAN ACCEPT BALANCE, TOO!
$250. OTHER FORMS OF
PAYMENT.

GRUMBLE,
GRUMBLE!

UM, ACTUAllY,
THERE MIGHT BE ONE
SMAll PROBLEM
WITH THAT!

DON’T
WOrrY…

WHAT!?
NO WAY! I’M NOT
PAYING WITH...

YOU
WERE
SAYING?

HEY! CUT THAT OUT!

AND GET YOUR HANDS Off
MY DICK! YOU EVER HEARD OF
PERMIssION!? I NEVER
SAID YOU COULD...

MMM-HMM.
JUST AS I
THOUGHT!
 BACK AT FELIX
AND BYRON’S
APARTMENT...
OK, I’M
DONE! LET
ME See
THE...

...BYRON?

MEANWHILE,
INSIDE THE MAll
RESTROOM...

OMG!
IT’S SO MMMPHH!
BIG!

ERNH!

UHH! OH, MY…!

OHHAH!
UHHH!
 WHAT
THE...!?
OH WOW,
THAT’S
HOT!

OH GREAT,
NOW THERE’S AN
AUDIENCE!

DAMN, THAT
FeeLS SO GOOD!
FUCK YEAH!!

MEANWHILE...

WHERE ON
EARTH IS
HE!?

BYRON?
 BYRON, OF COURSE, IS
TRAPPED INSIDE A NOW JeeZ!
VERY CRAMMED STAll OF DOES EVERY
THE RESTROOM... FUCKING GAY GUY IN
GATEWAY KNOW ABOUT
THIS PLACE!?
OHHHHHHMYGOD
IT’S SOOOO BIG!
IT FeeLS SO GOOD!
OHHHHUAHH!

I MEAN,
UNDER NORMAL
CIRCUMSTANCES,
THIS WOULD BE
SMOKING
HOT…

...BUT I NeeD
TO GET THAT FIGURE
AND GET OUT OF
HERE, FAST!

OK, EVERYBODY
AND WHY
OUT! LET’S GET THIS
WASN’T I
WHAT PARTY STARTED!
INVITED?
THE HEll IS
GOING ON
HERE!?

AND JUST IN TIME, TOO!

THIS ORGY LOOKS LIKE
IT’S ABOUT TO GET...

THE FIGURE!
NOW’S MY CHANCE
TO TAKE IT AND GET
OUT OF HERE!
…SERIOUS! GOIN’
SOMEWHERE, THE PARTY’S
PREttY BOY? RIGHT OVER
HERE!

UNGH!!

FUCK!
I REAllY WISH
I COULD USE MY
POWERS ON THIS
DOUCHEBAG!

I’M
BUT THIS GONNA HAVE
IS WAY TOO TO JUST HOLD
PUBLIC. BACK AND...
...TAKE IT!!

NOW, LET’S
GIVE THAT PREttY ...‘COS I NeeD
MOUTH A REST… TO FUCK THAT TIGHT
LIttLE BOY-PUssY
OF YOURS!!

GASP!

OHHHHHH
YES!
 THAT UHHAHH
IS SO
HOT!
FUCK
YEAH!!

DAMN,
THIS GUY IS
STRONG! I CAN
BARELY MOVE!

UHH,
GUYS…

...WHAT
ARE YOU
DOING?

GUYS?

HOLY! THAT
WAS AMAZING!
YOU TOTAllY
DESERVE AND
THIS. THIS!

SO… SAME
TIME NEXT
WeeK!?

NO THANKS,
DUDE!

I’ll
BE HERE!
 OK, NOW I’M
STARTING TO HEY, BABE!
GET A LIttLE
WOrrIED…

BYRON!
WHERE ON EARTH
HAVE YOU I WENT OUT
BeeN? TO GET US SOME
BREAKFAST. SEX
LIKE THAT ALWAYS
WORKS UP AN
APPETITE!

ACTUAllY, YEAH!
I’M STARVED!
GREAT IDEA!

NO PeeKING
NOW…
BUT
FIRST…

...LET ME
See THE
FIGURE!

HA! HA!
OK, OK! CLOSE
YOUR EYES AND I’ll
GET IT FROM MY
HIDING PLACE.

OH NOPE.
MY GOD!! NO TROUBLE
IT’S AMAZING!! AT All!
WOW!! I HOPE
IT WASN’T
TOO MUCH
TROUBLE.
THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR
GEttING IT FOR
ME, BY!
BEFORE SHELDON STANDS THE MOST
EXQUISITELY BEAUTIFUL MAN
HE HAS EVER LAID EYES UPON.

IN THE BACKGROUND, A WICKED REMIX OF ONE

OF DUA LIPA’S RECENT TRACKS IS PLAYING.
DUA LIPA IS SHELDON’S FAVORITE SINGER.
HE NO LONGER HEARS THE MUSIC. I COULDN’T
HELP BUT OVERHEAR...
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
TODAY!

THE LIGHTS CONTINUE TO CAST

SUrrEAL, OTHERWORLDLY AURAS ABOUT
EVERYONE IN THE CLUB, IllUMINATING
THE BEAUTIFUL MALE BODIES IN A
WAY THAT MAKES THEM SeeM LIKE
WORKS OF ABSOLUTE ART. SHELDON
NO LONGER SeeS THEM.

SUDDENLY, HE HAS EYES ONLY

FOR THE BREATHTAKING HUNK
THAT STANDS BEFORE HIM.

UHM… WOW…!
OMG! JUST WEll,
I MEAN, YUP! I’M
SHUT UP, THEN, BIG
TODAY… NINETeeN! UH…
SHELDON! BOY...
I’M NINETeeN NOW,
LIKE RIGHT NOW!
...HAPPY
I’M A BIG BOY.
GROAN! BIRTHDAY TO
YOU!
 ABOUT A
WeeK LATER...
APPARENTLY HE RIGHT.
HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND YUP.
AND HE’S “DYING FOR US
OH SURE! TO MeeT HIM” TONIGHT!
NOW HE TURNS UP... SHORT NOTICE MUCH?
SIX FUCKING DAYS GAWD!
LATER!

UH-HUH.

HONEY, I KNOW YOU’RE PeeVED!

I GET IT! I’VE BeeN GEttING
GUEss WE KNOW IT FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS! BUT
WHAT HE’S BeeN UP TO COULDJA MAYBE TRY TO FOCUS
SINCE THE NIGHT OF HIS ON YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND…
BIRTHDAY. AND IT WASN’T ...SIGH…! JUST A LIttLE?
CAllING HIS BIG BROTHER PLEASE?
WHO WAS GEttING WOrrIED
I’M TRYING
SICK ABOUT HIM, THAT’S
All MY BEST MOVES
FOR FRIkkIN’ SURE!
HERE. DON’T LEAVE
“NEW BOYFRIEND”!
ME HANGIN’!
JESUS!

AW, SHIT!
I’M SOrrY,
PREttY
BABY!

SHELDON AND ME, WE COULDN’T

BE MORE DIffERENT. HE GETS
UNDER MY SKIN BEttER THAN
ANYONE! BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE ISN’T GONNA SPOIL MY
FUN WITH YOU, TODAY!
NUH-UH!

WE HAVE A FEW
HOURS BEFORE WE NeeD
TO GO MeeT HIM AND HIS
NEW BEAU. I’M All
YOURS UNTIL THEN.
I PROMISE!

OH, BUT YOU

KNOW WHAT ELSE REAllY
REAllY? PIssES ME Off ABOUT
THAT’S SHELDON…?
BRIllIANT!
THEN WHERE WERE
WE…?
 … IN A CONDO COMPLEX THAT
WAS ONCE A LAVISH TURKISH
BATHHOUSE, SHELDON AND HIS
NEW FLAME ENJOY A LEISURELY
AFTERNOON TOGETHER.

UNH! YEAH, BUT

JON, YOUR IF ANYONE CAN
Ass IS SO LOOSEN ME UP, IT’S
TIGHT! YOU AND YOUR BIG
BEAUTIFUL
DICK!

FUCKIN’
RIGHT!

Y’KNOW, IT’S NAW, IT’S

ONLY BeeN A FEW MORE THAN THAT! I
DAYS, BUT I FeeL FeeL SO CONNECTED
LIKE I’VE KNOWN YOU TO YOU… LIKE All
MY WHOLE LIFE! I EVER WANNA BE
I’M SO INTO IS YOURS!
YOU!

I JUST
HAVE THAT YOU ARE
EffECT ON MINE, SHEllY…
PEOPLE! JUST LIKE I’M
YOURS!

BUT,
TEll ME...

...IT’S
FOR SURE,
RIGHT? YOUR
BROTHER AND HIS
BOYFRIEND ARE
COMING OVER
FOR DINNER,
TONIGHT!

GOOD, BABY.
GREAT! NOW…

...I THINK
IT’S YOUR TURN
TO GIVE ME
YOUR Ass! FUCK,
YES! POUND
ME, YOU STUD!
POUND ME
FUCKIN’ GOOD
AND HARD!

OH, YEAH! BYRON’S

LIKE, SUPER OCD!
HE’D NEVER MIss IT!
HE’ll DEFINITELY
BE ON TIME.
 WHO
THE HEll’S
“TURKISH SHELDON DATING,
ANYWAY? JOEL SWeeTIE,
BATHS”?! WE TALKED ABOUT MAYBE TRY
REAllY? SCHUMACHER?! HARDER!
JAY-ZUS! THIS! YOU PROMISED
YOU’D TRY TO STAY YEAH,
OPEN-MINDED, YEAH!
I AM
REMEMBER? FINE!
HONEY! TRYING!

CLICK!
YO! SUP,
DUDES!

HEY, SHELDON!
YOUR BROTHER AND
I ARE HERE…

AWESOME! SO,
LISTEN, BYRON
CAN COME UP, BUT
FELIX, COULD YOU
GO AROUND BACK AND
HELP MY NEW BOO
UNLOAD A COUPLE OF
BOXES? HE SAYS
THERE’S TOO MANY
FOR JUST ONE
DUDE TO BRING
INSIDE!

UHM… I MEAN, WELP…

SURE. See YOU… GUEss I’M GOING
AT LEAST
IN A BIT. UP ALONE! THIS
IT’ll GIVE YOU A
IS… WEIRD,
FEW MINUTES WITH
RIGHT?
SHELDON ALONE!
COOL, COOL!
THANKS, MAN!
See YA UP HERE! UHM...
CLICK! POssIBLY
NOT.
OH, GOOD!
“ALONE TIME
WITH SHELDON”.
MY FAVORITE
KIND OF
TIME!

AND
SO...
OH, I KNOW WHO
YOU ARE, YOU BIG,
BEAUTIFUL STUD OF A MAN.
I’VE BeeN LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS!
MY, MY! LOOK AT
YOU SPROUTING WOOD SO
QUICKLY! NOW... GET NAKED!
WE’VE GOT A BIG NIGHT
AHEAD OF US!

uuU...
uuHHrrkk!
ANYTHING...
FOR YOU!

UH...
HUllO? IT’S
ME, FELIX…!
 UPSTAIRS…

WOW!
THIS PLACE
SURE IS
SWANK!

SHE BADLY
WANTED TO BE SPEAKING OF
HERE, BUT HER WHICH, WHERE ARE
DANCE RECITAL FELIX AND JON? I
WAS RUNNING STIll HAVEN’T MET
LATE. JON, SHELDON!
IT’S JUST
YOUR OLD DAD
AND HIS FAVORITE
THRee SONS!
AND JON, OF
COURSE.

HI, SHELDON.
RIGHT? HI, DAD. MOM OH, I’M RIGHT
GLAD YOU COULDN’T HERE, DADDY DURAND!
COULD MAKE COME? I HAVE FELIX
IT, BRO! WITH ME.

I GOttA SAY,
IT’S AWFUllY
DELIGHTFUL TO
FINAllY MeeT
YOU, SIR!
 SERIOUSLY?! WAIT, WHAT?!
OH, SUPERVIllAIN JON
SHELDON, YOU IDIOT!
DEAR! DAZY?! DUDE! YOU TOLD
YOU’RE DATING
JON-FUCKING- ME YOUR NAME WAS JON YEAH, ‘CAUSE
DAZY!!! “KARDASHIAN- THAT TOTAllY
CICCONE”!! DOESN’T SOUND
MADE UP
AT All!

AssHOLE!
WHAT’VE YOU DONE
TO FELIX? IF YOU’VE
HURT HIM, I’ll
ANNIHILATE
YOU!

RELAX,
SHORTY! All I
DID WAS PIERCE
HIS TIttIES!

STAY BACK,
VIllAIN! YOU’VE
ALREADY DONE
ENOUGH HARM,
HERE!

TSK, I’M
BUT, FYI...
JUST GEttING
HE IS COMPLETELY
STARTED,
UNDER MY CONTROL!
DILF!
See?

OH, MY
WORD!! GODDAMMIT,
JON… STOP
THIS! C’MON
MAN! WHY?
 LISTEN, SWeeTIE,
HNGH! IT’S NOTHING PERSONAL!
I’M TRYING TO JOIN A LOCAL
UrrGH! SUPERVIllAIN OUTFIT
CAllED MEANSTREAK.

YOUNG,
?! DUMB, AND FUll
I NeeD OF CUM SHELDON…
TO PROVE MY YOU’RE SO
WORTH TO THEM! PITIFUllY
I FIGURE, WHAT NAIVE!
BEttER WAY TO
DO THAT THAN TO
DEFEAT THE
GREAT SPACE
CADET AND
NAKED
JUSTICE!

I KNEW THAT
GEttING TO YOUR BIG
BRO DIRECTLY WOULD BE
ALMOST IMPOssIBLE!
SO I WENT LOOKING FOR
YOU! EAGER TO PLEASE
SHELDON.

NAW. NOT YOUR

BUllSHIT, JON…
JUST YOU! I
FEll FOR YOU!
YOU TOTAllY
FEll FOR MY
BUllSHIT.

I SAW WHAT’S
REAllY IN YOUR HEART,
BABY. THE REAL STUff!
NOT THIS “LET’S BE A
SUPERVIllAIN ‘CAUSE I
DUNNO WHAT ELSE TO DO
WITH MY LIFE OR HOW
TO REDeeM MY PAST
CRIMES” STUff!

UHM...
WEll, THAT’S
JUST… FUCKING
SAD!
YOU… YEAH,
WHAT…?!? MAN.
REAllY? REAllY!
 YES,
IT DOES! TAKE FELIX! SNAP OUT
OVER WITH DAD OF IT, SON! YOU’RE UNDER
FOR ME, RED. JON DAZY’S PHEREMONAL
WEll… IT CONTROL! SWeeT, SWeeT BOY,
DOESN’T HAVE YOU… UHNHH… YOU DON’T
TO BE! WANT TO DO THIS!
UOOHHH!!

NO!
NO. IT DOESN’T!
JON, I LOVE YOU!
I MEAN THAT! I
REAllY FUCKING
LOVE YOU!! STOP THIS
NOW, AND WE’ll BE
TOGETHER. I… I’M...
SHLuuPP… I’M SO
SOrrY, MR. DURAND,
SIR… I MUST OBEY
MY MASTER!

I KNOW YOU HAVE

GENUINE FeeLINGS FOR MY FAMILY LOVES ME!
ME TOO, JON. I SAW IT THEY’D DO ANYTHING FOR ME.
IN YOUR EYES! YOU WEREN’T THEY’D EVEN FORGIVE AND
ONLY USING ME TO GET TO ACCEPT YOU FOR ME. I
MY BROTHER AND HIS KNOW THEY WOULD!
BOYFRIEND. YOU LOVE
ME, TOO!

OOOH, M…
MY GOD! THIS
C’MON JON…
IS SO WRONG!
PLEASE! WE BOTH WANT
UAArrH!
THIS. WOULDN’T BEING
WITH ME BE A WHOLE LOT
BEttER THAN JOINING A
YOUR BIG BUNCH OF SECOND-RATE
DICK FeeLS SO SUPER-CReePOS?
GOOD INSIDE ME,
MR. DURAND…
WE COULD MAKE
uuAAAHH!
A LIFE TOGETHER. YOU
COULD BE A HERO AGAIN,
LIKE YOU WERE WHEN YOU
JOINED THE GUARDIANS
OF THE CUBE. YOU
DESERVE THAT CHANCE,
MAN. WE DESERVE A
WE COULD NEVER SHOT AT HAPPINEss
BE TOGETHER AFTER… TOGETHER!
AFTER I’VE DONE All
OF THIS! YOUR FAMILY
WOULD NEVER, EVER
AllOW IT…

I… I CAN’T
BELIEVE I’M
DOING THIS…!
OK. I TRUST
YOU, SHELDON.
I…

...I LOVE
YOU. I JUST I KNOW,
WANT TO BELONG, JON. YOU
YOU KNOW? IT’S BELONG. YOU
All I’VE EVER BELONG...
WANTED!
 ...BEHIND
BARS,
AssHOLE!

YEAH… MOSTLY!
GUEss I’ll LIVE,
“AND THE OSCAR DAD… IF I DON’T
GOES TO”…! THAT WAS DIE OF
QUITE THE PERFORMANCE, EMBArrAssMENT,
SHELDON. IT WAS A PERFOR- FIRST!
MANCE, RIGHT? ARE YOU
ALRIGHT, SON?

BYRON’S
COMING TO.
HOW’S
FELIX? YOU…
SURE KNOW H…
HOW TO PICK
‘EM, SHEL…!
OUT COLD! I
SUSPECT HE’ll
HAVE A SIGNIFI-
CANT HEADACHE
WHEN HE WAKES UP.
JON’S PHEROMONES
ARE POTENT
STUff! WE CAN’T All
BE LUCKY IN LOVE
LIKE YOU AND FELIX,
BIG BRO!

O...
OWWWW!

H... HONEY A... ALSO… I HAD

MY NIPS THAT… WEIRD DREAM
HURT! AGAIN…! THE ONE WHERE
I HAVE B... BUttSEX
WITH Y... YOUR HOT
DAD...!

A...
AGAIN!?!
I GOT YOU,
PREttY BABY.
I GOT YOU…!
YOU’RE OKAY,
NOW!

AND I
THOUGHT MY
SHIT WAS
AWKWARD!
 ABOUT A WeeK
LATER… OKAY…
BUT ASHAMED OF
WHAT JON DAZY MADE
…IT’S A GLORIOUS DAY IN HOW’S HIM DO. HE’S BEING
GATEWAY CITY CENTER PARK. YOUR PREttY HARD ON
BOO HIMSELF!
DOIN’?
HERE WE FIND BROTHERS SHELDON AND
BYRON UNCOMFORTABLY AttEMPTING TO
NAVIGATE THE RIPPLES RESULTING FROM
THEIR ENCOUNTER WITH JON DAZY.

LOttA THAT
GOIN’ AROUND! IT
WASN’T HIS
FAULT.
IT WASN’T YOURS,
EITHER! DAZY PLAYED
YOU, BABY BRO. BUT YOU
PLAYED HIM RIGHT
BACK!

HEY, YOU CAN’T

PLAY A PLAYA, KNOW
WHAT I MEAN? NOT FOR
VERY LONG, ANYWAY!
HA! HA! HA!

SO…
NO HARD
FeeLINGS
BETWeeN
US?

C’MON!
AS IF, LET’S GO
DUDE! See FELIX AT
JUGGS! I’ll BUY
YOU A SHAKE! AND BESIDES,
MAYBE WE CAN FIND WE STIll
YOU A GUY THAT ISN’T HAVE TO
A CRIMINAL OR A CELEBRATE
LUNATIC! YOUR
BIRTHDAY!
YOU ONLY
TURN
NINETeeN
ONCE, YOU
KNOW!

YOU’RE MY
LIttLE BROTHER.
NOTHING YOU DO
COULD STOP ME THAT SOUNDS
LOVING YOU. NOT PREttY AWESOME,
EVER! BIG BROTHER. I’D
LIKE THAT
A LOT!