A House of Cards
A House of Cards
Charles Cash was known back in the day as the “Worth your Cash Comedian”, growing up he
would always be telling jokes to people, coming up with some of the best one-liners, puns, and
stories. One day, while he was coming back from school, he noticed that there was a FOR
SALE sign in front of the most beautiful house. It had a magnificent garden, with the most pretty
flowers, tulips and roses. Charles then smelled something, it was the most amazing thing he
had ever smelled. “I am really hungry,” said Charles. The smell was not the reason Charles went
in though, because he saw the TV going, and decided not to bother the people. He decided to
go home and eat some ice cream, now he was really really getting hungry. Charles was walking
away, when he noticed a red light coming through the window, he later described it in his jokes
as a TV that shot lasers. Mesmerized by the light, the young boy stared at it with awe. A scream
woke up Charles, and he ran in fear away from the house, while an elderly woman in glasses
with a shotgun came out of the house, with anger in her eyes, the woman shut the door, and
locked it. Now, you are probably wondering why I haven’t told you any of the jokes Charles did,
it’s because they are always unfunny unless CHARLES did them. I remember one of his best
ones, he made one about a uhhhh….. Uhh….. oh look there is he on TV! You can watch him
right now! Oh come on, stupid TV, let me try to fix it. NEWS FLASH: A… AND I TOLD HIM
THAT A… MURDER ON… SESAME STREET WAS ALWAYS SO… DANGEROUS, PLEASE
REPORT IN YOU SEE… A MAN RUNNING AROUND IN THE STREET DOING… THE
SMOOTHIE GOES INTO THE BLENDER AND.. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING! (Make this a
comic)
An Unsolved Mystery
Detective Mark Burns loved solving mysteries, but this case, right here and now, was making
him wish he had another job.
Peace, War, and Hate
Agatha Franklin