Script:

Once upon a time, in the Great Land of England, /// there lie, a great
and powerful man named Uther Pendragon, a man full of lust and
pride who fell in love with a woman named Igraine… the wife of the
Great King of England, // King Gorlois. Even while knowing this,
Uther Pendragon was persistent in taking Igraine with him, thus
creating a war between him, and King Gorlois.

The King of England tried to hide Queen Igraine away from him, but
Uther Pendragon had devised a mischievous plan, where a powerful
wizard disguises Uther Pendragon himself as King Gorlois. /// He
commanded Sir Ulfius to run out and find a wizard that will fulfill his
plan. // Sir Ulfius rode out on his horse and traveled far and wide
until he finally found a wizard powerful enough to do the magic.

Sir Ulfius brings back the wizard and used the magic on Uther
Pendragon. /// After he was disguised, Uther Pendragon sleeps with
Igraine and had a child together.
///
And while a war was wreaking havoc all over the land, King Gorlois
fell to one of Uther Pendragon’s men. /// Thus making Uther
Pendragon marry Igraine, and is now declared as the new king of
England. // But, for using the powers of the wizard, King Uther now
has to give up his newborn baby to the magic wizard named Merlin
to fulfill their deal.

The baby was called Arthur, and Merlin gives the baby to Sir Ector to
take care of it, along with his own child named Kay. Soon Enough,
King Uther Pendragon passed away, and no one could hold the
throne as great as he did. A sword stuck engraved in stone was
lately discovered, and it was declared that whoever shall lift up the
sword in the stone… will be declared as the rightful and true king of
England.

Townspeople: (sings) A legend is sung of where England was young.

And knights were brave and bold, the
good king had died. And no one could decide who was rightful heir
to the throne. It seemed that the
land would be torn by war or saved by a miracle alone, and that
miracle appeared in London Town.
The sword in the stoooooOOOONE!!!! (song)

Sir Ector: (narrating) And below the hilt in letters of gold were
written these words: "Whose pulleth out
this sword of this stone and anvil is likewise king born of England."
Though many tried for the sword with
all their strength, none could move the sword nor stir it. Then the
miracle had not worked and England was
yet without a word, and in time, the marvelous sword was forgotten.
This was a dark age, without law and
without order. Men lived in fear of one another for the strong preyed
upon the weak.
(In a dark forest)
Kay: Quiet, Wart.
Arthur: I'm trying to be.
Kay: nobody asked you to come along in the first place.
Arthur: I'm not even moving.
Kay: Shut up.
(Spots a doe)
Aha! Here we go. Oh, what a setup.
(preps a bow and arrow)
Right smack through the old gizzard.
(aims at the doe)
Arthur: Whoa, wh-oh!
(falls off the tree and lands on the man, causing the arrow to fly high
into the air as the doe retires)
Kay: Why, you clumsy little fool!
(starts chasing Wart)
Arthur: Kay, please, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. Please.
Kay: If I ever....
(trips over a log that Wart jumped over)
If I ever get my hands on you, I’ll be sure to smack my bow directly
to your head. NOW GET THE ARROW!
Arthur: OKAY! I'll get the arrow, Kay. I'm sure I can find it.
Kay: Oh.
(laughing)
Don't warn me you're going in there. Why, it's swarming with
wolves.
Arthur: I'm not afraid.
(walks deeper into the forest)
Kay: Well, go ahead. It's your skin, not mine. Go ahead, go ahead.
(Later, Wart is searching for the arrow while a wolf spots and stalks
him)
Arthur: (spots the arrow high in a tree)
There it is!...
(much more worried)
oh… there it is…
(carefully climbs up the tree, and as he tries to reach the
arrow) (cuts to merlin’s house)
Whoa! What…oh!
(falls right through Merlin's roof, into the chair arranged for him)
(Merlin’s House)
Merlin: Well. hello, did you drop in for some tea, lad?
(checks his pocket watch)
hmm, you are a bit late, you know.
Wart: Oh, I-I am?
Merlin: Yes, my name is Merlin.
(pours the hot water into the teapot)
Come, come, who are you, my lad?
Arthur: Oh, my name's Arthur, but everyone calls me Wart.
Merlin: Oh I see.
Arthur: (sees Archimedes looking silent)
Woah, what a perfect stuffed owl!
Archimedes: (stutters, shocked)
Stuffed? Well, I-I beg your pardon!
Arthur: He's alive! And he speaks?
Archimedes: And certainly a great deal better than you do so.
(flies into his birdhouse)
Merlin: Oh, come on, Archimedes.
I’d like you to meet the Wart.
Now, you must forgive him. For he’s only a boy.
Archimedes: Boy? Boy!
(chuckling)
Well, I see no boy.
Arthur: Oh, I'm sorry that I.....
Merlin: That's alright.
(chuckling)
He's much too sensitive.
Archimedes: Sensitive? Right? Who? What? What?
(Merlin pours Wart some tea)
Arthur: How did you know that I was…
Merlin: Oh, that you would be dropping in? Well… I happen to be a
wizard. A soothsayer, a prognosticator if you’d call it. And I have the
power to see into the future— Centuries to the future! I've even
been there, lad, and I've seen all these facts.
(sets up bulletin board)
(gestures to plans and models)
They're only plans and small models, of course, you know.
(takes a train model)
Now this, for instance, is a steam locomotive.
(Merlin pours tea into the model, and with a push, it moves on its
own)

Merlin: (laughing)
There she goes. Pretty good, right?
(Wart turns the model around and picks it up)
Merlin: Now, that won't be invented for hundreds of years!
Arthur: Oh. You mean you can see everything before it happens?
Merlin: Yes, everything.
Archimedes: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Everything, Merlin?
Merlin: Uh…no, no, not everything. I, uh, I admit I didn't know whom
to expect for tea. But as you can see.....
(gestures to the hole in his roof)
I figured the exact place!
(inadvertently whacks Wart in the head)
Arthur: (scratches whacked part)
You're very clever, sir.
Merlin: Yes. Well, never mind the----the- sir thing. Just, uh, plain
Merlin will do so.
(puts cookie bowl closer to Wart)
(Wart starts munching)
Now, then Have you had any schooling?
Arthur: (munching on tea cookies)
Oh, yes! I'm training to be a squire.
kkkkokkokopooklArthur: I'm learning the rules of combat and
swordsmanship…and jousting and horsemanship.
Merlin: (gets more condescending)
Ahhh, yes, yes, very good. That-that is--uh-what? no, no, no! I mean
a real education. Mathematics, history, biology, natural science?
English, Latin, French…
Merlin: Boy… you can't grow up without a decent education, you
know.
Arthur: Oh, I suppose not, sir- um, Merlin.
Merlin: Well, I am going to be your tutor.
Arthur: But I have to get back to the castle. They'll want me in the
kitchen.
Merlin: Oh, well, then, very well.
(takes a suitcase)
We'll pack and be on our road.
(Magic Part)
Merlin: Everyone! Gather Around! Lets show the boy how we do stuff
around here!
Narrator: As Merlin shouts and points to a section of his house, all of
the items in that specific area, magically starts moving. He points to
another direction, and another one, and then ANOTHER ONE! And all
of his things began to move, and then after levitating all of his stuff
— he points to his suitcase, and all of his items, furniture, and
books, goes directly inside the neverending suitcase.
Merlin: AHA!

Arthur: What a fashion to pack!

Merlin: (takes the suitcase)
Well, now, just a moment, boy. How else would you get all this stuff
into one suitcase, I'd like to know?
Arthur: Oh, but I think it's wonderful!
Merlin: Oh. Yes, it is rather. Now don't you get any foolish ideas that
magic will solve all your problems. Because it won't!
Arthur: But, sir, I don't have any problems.
Merlin: Oh, pah, everybody has problems. The world is complete
with problems.
Merlin: See, that's the damage with the world today.
(the trio walk off into the distance.)
(a wolf follows them)
Everybody butting their heads against a brick wall. All muscle and
no mentality.
(Looks to Wart)
Do you want to be all muscle and no brain?
Arthur: I don't have any muscle.
Merlin: You don't? Well, how do you move about?
Arthur: Oh, I suppose, I-I do have a little.
Merlin: Aha. There, you see? Well, that's enough. Now, develop your
brains. Knowledge, wisdom. There's the real power. Higher learning;
that's the fact. Then first thing tomorrow morning, we'll start a
complete schedule. Eight hours a day. We'll have six hours for
schoolroom and two for study period.
Arthur: But I...I don’t have the time. I have page duties.
Merlin: Page duties? Ha!
Merlin: Ah, well, we'll change all that. There has to be a shake-up.
Arthur: Well, yes, sir. I-I suppose so.
Merlin: How do you ever expect to amount to anything without an
education, I'd like to know? Even in these bungling,
backward, medieval times, you have had to know where you're
going, don't you?
Arthur: Ye...yes, sir.
Merlin: Yes, of course. Well, you must plan for the future, boy. You
have to find a direction. And you've...
(goes off a different topic)
speaking of directions, what way is that castle of yours?
Arthur: umm it's north. The literal opposite side of the road…
Merlin: Ahh… Alright, then we better get a move on. C'mon, c'mon,
lad. Pick up the pace. Pick it up.
(Kingdom)
(an overweight man is seen pacing in the dining hall)
Sir Ector: Oh, where the devil is that boy?? Anyone has better sense
than to go barging off in that infernal forest alone. Boy you had no
business letting him go.
Kay: (eating a turkey leg)
Look, Dad, I’m not the Wart's keeper.
Ector: Well, damn it all, but I did, After all, took him in, adopted the
lad, you might say. Being his foster father, which means, I'm
responsible for him.
(Arthur Arrives)
Ector:Boy! Where the devil have gone to?? Why in your little tiny
head would you go off through the woods unnoticed and without
permission??
Arthur: I'm sorry, sir.
Ector: Well, “I’m sorry” is not enough. That's four demerits; four
hours extra kitchen duty. Report to the cook!
Wart: But sir, I'd like you to meet.....
Ector: Hmm(Hidden anger)
 Go ahead boy! Piss me off one more time
(smiles)
(Wart runs away)
Wart: RIGHT AWAY SIR!
Ector: Ah yes yes, you have to keep a tight schedule to run a big
place like this. Need strict rules. Especially for small boys.
Merlin: Uh, my name is Merlin. And this is—
Ector: What? Mer- what? I haven’t heard that name in years
Merlin: Ermm yeah Merlin… as I was saying, this is Archimedes, my
highly educated owl.
(Archimedes clears his throat, as if to speak....)
Ector: Educated owl?!
(starts laughing)
Say, that's a good one. (stops laughing)
Say. Hey, I know. You have him under a spell, right Marvin. And
also, You're a magician, right?
Merlin: EHEM, my name is Merlin. And yes, I happen to be the
world's most powerful wizard.
Ector: (starts laughing again)
Merlin: Alright then. I shall demonstrate. Higitus figitus migitus mo,
wind and snow, swirl and blow!
(casts a snowstorm over Ector)
Ector: What? What-wh-what the devil are you up to?
Merlin: (Grins)
That is what I call a "wizard blizzard."
Ector: Hey! Kay, would you look at this? An indoor blizzard. And in
the month of July.
Kay: (not paying attention)
okay, so what?
Ector: Alright, Marvin. Turn her off. Brr! I'm convinced.
Merlin: Alakazam!
(the snowstorm stops)
Ector: (starts brushing the snow away)
but really, I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic.
Merlin: Oh, dear, oh, dear. Never touch the stuff. My magic is used
mainly for educational purposes. In fact, that is why I am here.
I have come to educate the Wart.
Ector: Haha, no. I’m the one who’s in charge here, and if you think
you can fiddle with my schedule then you’d better think again and
pack your bags because I won’t let a scroundel like you roam around
this pla-
(Merlin Poofs)
Ector: Oh my days! He actually left!
Merlin: I’m not gone
(laughs)
but now that you know I could do things like this, I guess you can
never tell if I’m gone or not right?
Ector: You will, uh...yes, I must say, you...have me there, Marvin.
Yes. Well, as you win. You're welcome to stay if you like.
Ector: Well, uh, all we can offer is room and board. Hard times, you
know, Marvin, we'll put you up in the northwest tower.
(points to an aged, damaged tower)
(Merlin’s Room)
That's the guest room. It's a bit drafty in the winter, but in this
blazing hot weather, it's the best room in the house.
Merlin: Oh, yes. Very lovely indeed.
Ector: Then just make yourself at home, Marvin.
(Starts Raining)
(Cuts to a room full of umbrellas and buckets)
Merlin: "Best room in the house"! "Guest room"?! Unwelcome-guest
room! Well, if he thinks he can get rid of me, I have news for that old
walrus. I'm sticking it out.

Archimedes: And I say we go back to the woods.

Merlin: Oh, not on your life. That boy has to have an education. He
has a future.
Archimedes: Well, you may be right.
(exits his birdhouse)
A skinny boy like that would make a cracking good chimney sweep.
(Laughs until rain is poured on him)
Merlin: Something warns me that you're all wet, Archimedes.
(A horn blows, and they go to the window, where a skinny man on
horseback blows a horn)
(Kingdom)
Guard: Who goes there?
Man: Pellinore! It's Pellinore, dash it all! I have big news from
London! Big news! C'mon, man, drop the bridge!
Merlin: Oh, big news, heh? They can't wait for the London Times.
First edition won't be out for at least,
uh...1,200 years. Archimedes, would you mind sailing down there
and, and...
Archimedes: Not interested!
Merlin: Oh, come, come, come, come now. You're as wet as you can
get.
Archimedes: No! No, no, no!
Merlin: Archimedes! I'll turn you into a human.
Archimedes: Huh! You wouldn't dare!
Merlin: I will! Then help me, I will.
Archimedes: (exits his birdhouse)
FINE! Hold on!
(flies down)
Merlin: Alright. Works every time. Just like magic.
(In the dining hall, everyone else settles down after a meal
as Pellinore enters, much to Ector's surprise)
Ector: Pellinore!
(laughs)
Pellinore. Greetings, old boy. And what's all the noise about London,
huh?
Pellinore: Big news, Ector. Really big news.
Ector: Sit down, man, and let's hear all about it.
Pellinore: They're having a big tournament, New Year's Day.
Ector: Oh, that's not news. They always do so.
Pellinore: Oh, but, Ector, Ector, here's where all the emotion comes
in. To the winner of this tournament, goes the crown.
(Ector does a spit-take on Pellinore)

Ector: You-
(coughs)
You mean...you mean he'll be king of all England?
Pellinore: King of all England.
Ector: Kay, lad, did you hear that?
Kay: Pretty fair prize, I'd say.
Ector: Yes, and you can win it, boy, if you knuckle down to your
training. And we'll have you knighted by Christmas and off to
London. What do you say?
Kay: Sure. Why not? Why not?!
Ector: Wart, lad, how'd you like to go to London?
Wart: Oh, Sir Ector, you mean it?
Ector: If you stick to your duties, you can be Kay's squire.
Wart: Oh, I will, sir. I will.
(trips, while spilling the dishes; but Ector and Pellinore laugh)
Kay: I don't want the Wart for my squi—
Ector: (Shouts and cuts Kay off)
Here's to London! And here's to Kay! And here's to the banner of the
Castle of the Forest Savage!
(Archimedes flies back)
Ector: Cheers!
Pellinore: Cheers, cheers.
Ector: Cheers!

[training of kay]
(Grassland)

Narrator : The day was beginning to fall, they had arrived to the
grasslands and began training Kay for the upcoming tournament this
new years.

Sir Ector: (shouts)Weight forward! Lean into him! Steady, boy.

Steady!
Grip on the horse tight! Hit him clean! No, no, no!

Can't you remember one thing? Tight grip on the horse. Loosen the
saddle, knees in tight. Weight forward.
and stay on target.

Pellinore: It's not about power, son. Jousting is, uh, uh, a fine skill.
It's a highly developed science!

Merlin: Science my foot. One dummy trying to knock off another

dummy using a stick.

Archimedes: And the Wart's just better than all of them.

Merlin: That boy's got real spark. Throws his heart and soul into
everything he does. That's really
worth something if it can only be turned in the right direction.

Archimedes: Haha! Very little chance.

Merlin: Oh, don't worry, I believe in him, he just needs to
experience all of the bizarre thing that could happen

[Fish scene]
(Grassland)

Narrator : After some while Merlin had tried to practice his magic on
dear Arthur.

Arthur: I'd give anything to go ride a great white charger...slaying

dragons and griffins and man-eating giants.

Merlin: Haha! Well, why wont you?

Arthur: Oh, you see. I'm an orphan, and a knight must be of proper
birth. I only hope that I'm worthy to be Kay's squire.

Merlin: Ah, yes yes.

Now... When I said
that I could swim like a fish... I really meant as a fish.

Arthur: Really? You can turn yourself into a fish? Could you turn me
into a fish?

Merlin: Well of course. After all, I'm a wizard. And to demonstrate,

Archimedes would you come forward?

Archimedes: Merlin. Turn. Me. Back. NOW.

Arthur: Woah! Archimedes is that you?

Archimedes: MERLIN!

Merlin: Oh haha… now boy as for you…

Can you imagine yourself as a fish?

Arthur: That's easy, I've done it lots of times!

Merlin: Great! Then my magic can do the rest.

Archimedes: MERLIN TURN ME BACK—
Aquarius aquaticus aqualitus quum. Aqua digi tarium.
(Lights turns off)
(Arthur Fish Actor laying on the ground)
(Merlin Fish Actor Stretching)

Arthur: Merlin am I? a… fish?

Merlin: Yes yes.. Haha.. Now, stay right here in the tules and I'll be
with you in a minute.
Merlin:So you thought you could take right off like a shot, did you?
Arthur: Well, I am a fish, aren't I?
Merlin: You merely look like a fish. That doesn't mean that you can
swim like one. You, you don't have the instinct.
So, you'll have to use your, your brain for a change. You are living
between two planes now.Somewhere between the ceiling and the
floor.
Now, there, there's lots of ups and downs... like a helicopter.

Arthur: Helicopter? Really?

Merlin: Yes... uh
Well never mind. Every flick of a fin creates movement. So, first we'll
start with a caudal fin.
(Merlin Wiggles Tail)
(Arthur wiggles fin)
No, no, boy. Your tail. Tail. Now, now, that gives you the forward
thrust now. Come on. Let's get a rhythm. Right, left.
Right, left. One, two.
(Song)
Left and right Like day and night That's what makes the world go
'round In and out Thin and stout
That's what makes the world go 'round For every up there is a down
For every square
Arthur: There is a round?(not singing)
Merlin: Yes..haha . For every high
Arthur: There is a low?(not singing)

Merlin: Uh-huh. And for every to...

Arthur: There is a...

Merlin: Fro.

Arthur: Fro.

Merlin: Yes, fro. To and fro, stop and go That's what makes the world
go 'round In and out Thin and stout you must...
Set your sights upon the heights Don't be a mediocrity

Arthur: Mediocrity?

Merlin: That's right. Don't just wait and trust to fate And say that's
how it's meant to be It's up to you
how far you go If you don't try you'll never know And so, my lad as
I've explained Nothing ventured nothing
gained.

Arthur: For every to there is a fro For every stop there is a go And
that's what makes the world go 'round

Arthur:(May frog na kakagat sa tail ni arthur) Oh, let go, let go, let
go! Oh, you big, bug-eyed bully, you!

Merlin: Who, me? Oh, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, now,
boy. There's no sense in going around insulting bullfrogs.
A fish has plenty of other problems without that. The water world
has its forests and its jungles too. So it has its tigers and its wolves.
And that, eh, ah... That's what makes the world go 'round Yousee,
my boy it's nature's way (pa sing) Upon the weak the strong ones
prey In human life it's
also true The strong will try to conquer you And that is what you
must expect Unless you use your intellect Brains and brawn Weak
and strong

Arthur: Help, Merlin! Help! Help!

Merlin: That's what makes the wor... woaah woah woah

Arthur: Quick, Merlin, the magic!

Merlin: No, no. You're on your own, lad. Now's your chance to prove
my point.

Arthur: Wha-What point?

Merlin: He's the brawn and you're the brain. Oh, now, don't, don't,
don't panic! You use your head. Outsmart the big brute.
(Arthur baits the shark and Dodges the shark)
Smart move, lad!
That's using the old intellect.
(picks up an arrow and throws it at the shark)
.....Bravo, boy! Great strategy!

Arthur: Is the lesson about over?

Merlin: D-D-Did you get the point?

Arthur: Yes, yes, brain over brawn.

Merlin: Okay, lad, I'll fix the big brute. Higgeldy piggeldy... No, no.
Hocus pocus... Now, what in blaze... Eh...
(the shark gets up and starts chasing arthur again)
Arthur: Merlin!
(Archimedes sees arthur getting chase)

Archimedes: Now what? Oh, it's, it's that, that boy! Wh-Wh-What in
b-blazes!

Arthur: Help! Help! Help!

Arthur: Help! Archimedes! Help!

Merlin: What in thunder is a monster like that doing in the moat? By

George, l-l-l... I'll I'll turn him into a minnow.

Arthur Merlin!
Merlin: Oh! Oh, there you are, boy. Snick snack snorum!
(Arthur turns back to normal)
How in the world did you ever get out of that mess?

Arthur: (sitting on the ground trying to get up)

That, that big fish almost swallowed me and Archimedes, he, he
saved me.

Merlin: Oh, what do you know about that?

Archimedes: I did nothing of the sort! I intended to eat him. Young

perch is my favourite dish. You know that!

Merlin: Do you believe that, Wart?

Arthur: Well, l...

Sir Ector: (shouts)

Wart. Wart!

Arthur: I've gotta go. Thank you, Merlin. It was so much fun.
Archimedes, I, l...

Sir Ector: Wart! Where are you, Wart?

Arthur: Coming! I'm coming.

(fastforward)

Arthur: We were doing fine until we got in deep water. Then along
comes this huge pike with big jaws and sharp, jagged teeth.

Kay:Oh, turn him off, Dad.

Arthur: He was a monster! The biggest fish I ever saw.

Sir Ector: And, boy, that's the biggest fish story I ever heard.

Arthur: But it's true, sir.

Sir Ector: That's three demerits for being late and three more for the
fish story. Now, hop into the kitchen!

[Settings : Kitchen with enormous amount of dishes (?)]

Arthur : For every high there is a low, for every two there is a frow,
two and go, stop and go, that's what makes the world go round

Merlin : Knocks using his wand

Arthur : Oh it's you Merlin, Sir.

Merlin : Eh yes, my man. Now have you ever considered being

squirrel?

Arthur : Well, no? I don't suppose

Merlin : Well now, there is a tiny creature with enormous problems,

how he has survived throughout the ages is one
of nature's big mysteries. His life is hazardous downright dangerous,
would you like to try it?

Arthur : Oh no, I do not.

Merlin : Oh, it's too dangerous for you ay?

Arthur : Oh no it's that, it's just that I've got six demerits, all this
work to do.

Merlin : What a mess! what a medieval muddle we'll have to

modernize it. Start an assembly line system.

Merlin : Knocks 3 times All right now 1 and a 2 and a 3 and a 4.

(the dishes levitate and gets cleaned)

Arthur : But I'm supposed to do it.

Merlin : No one will know the difference, who cares as long the work
is done.
Merlin : Come on son, lets go, lets go.

Arthur and Merlin : Leaves

[Settings : Forest]

Merlin: Now, first you start with the short jumps, engage the
distance carefully and go— woah oh! Oh there you see,
even then you can miss. So, dont take gravity too lightly or it'll catch
up to you.

Arthur : What's gravity?

Merlin : Gravity is what causes you to fall.

Arthur : Oh, like a stumble or a trap?

Merlin : Yes it's like a stumble on it, no no no no it's the force that
pulls you downward, the the
phenomenon that any two material particles or bodies if free to
move will be accelerated toward each other.

(A squirrel approaches Arthur.)

Narrator : A haphazard squirrel has shown up.

Arthur : Merlin, how will we get by?

Merlin : Hmm? Oh, well i suppose we better go back to a sidetrack.

The squirrel follows them.

Arthur : Go on, go on, you have lots of room.

Merlin : I-I-I guess she can't be sidetracked, that that's a

girl squirrel and and and a redheaded.

(The girl squirrel continues to flirt with Arthur.)

Arthur : She sure acts funny.

Merlin : Oh, she likes you.

Arthur : Why?

(The girl squirrel conntinues to flirt and play with Arthur.)

Merlin : (Chuckles) Well well well, that's new to the game but I'm
afraid there's no time to explain.

(They start to circle around Merlin.)

Merlin : Yeah even leave me out of here.

Arthur : Yeah me too!

Arthur gets pulled back by the girl squirrel.

Arthur : Merlin! Merli—

Merlin : You're on your own lad, I'm afraid magic can't solve this
problem.

Arthur : Okay look, I'm not a squirrel, I'm a boy. A human boy! I'm
not a real squirr—

(The girl squirrel gets closer to Arthur.)

Arthur : Oh! Leave me alone! (Approaches Merlin) She won't leave

me alone.

(The girl squirrel rushes over him)

Arthur : Ow!

Merlin : Oh I'm afraid you're stuck mad, well when a girl chooses a
mate its for life.

Arthur : But I won't be a squirrel tomorrow.

Merlin : She doesn't know that, she only knows one simple fact, that
you're a him and she's a her.

(Arthur hides behind merlin)

Merlin : That's a natural phenomenon. (merlin points where arthur

is)

Arthur : Hide's in Merlin's tail. Phenomenon?

(the female squirrel rushes over to arthur)

Merlin : Well it's, see the, it's a state of being frame of fine it's a
mostly funneling thing and to every being
and every kind it is discombobulating, you're wasting time, resisting,
you'll find the more you do, the more she'll
keep insisting a him, has, got to be you!

(Arthur continues to run and the girl squirrel continues to follow

him.)

Merlin : It's a rough game anyone knows.

Arthur : But wait!

Merlin : There are no rules, everything goes, there's no logical

explanation for this kaboomiration, it's a most remodeling,
most refuddeling thing. (Merlin chuckles)

Arthur : (trips)

Merlin : Haha!

(An old female squirrel approaches Merlin)

Merlin : So sensible explanation for this diskaboomiration, its aIt's a

most hodge-podgical, Most illogical, Most confusiling, Most
bamboozling
Most bemuddling, Most
(he will loook at the old female squirrel and stutter)
be-befu-fuddling Thing

Merlin: Really, now, Miss, uh... Madam. I, uh... You, you, you've
made a mistake. Now, now, now, please. Please, you...
(the old female squirrel grabs merlin's tail)
Oh! Madam! Madam!
(shouts)Now, look here. I am not a boy. I, I mean, I'm not a squirrel.
I'm a…No! No. I'm, I'm—
(the old female squirrel tickles Merlin)
No! I'm an old man. An old human. Understand?
Oh, hang it all. Now, go away. Shoo, shoo.
(the old female squirrel pushes him very hard) OW!
(the old female squirrel grabs his tail again) confound it! Confound it
all!

Arthur: Merlin, I'm tired of being a squirrel. It's nothing but trouble.

(Arthur was running but suddenly trips and see the wolf)
Whoa, what... Help, Merlin! Help!
(the female tries to distract the wolf to her and then circles around
the wolf to take arthur off the ground)
Merlin: I've had enough of this nonsense! Alakazam!
(oldfemale squirrel screams)
There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!
(Merlin sees arthur still getting flirted by the female squirrel)

Arthur: Merlin!

Merlin: So, here we are.

Arthur: Quick, Merlin, the magic.

Merlin: Snick snack snorum.

(arthur turns into a boy)

Arthur: There. Now you see? I'm not a squirrel. I'm a boy. I tried to
tell you. Oh, if you could only understand
(female squirrel cries)
Merlin: You know, lad... that love business is a powerful thing.

Arthur: Greater than gravity?

Merlin: Well, yes, boy, Yes, I'd say it's the greatest force on Earth.

[Before tournament]
(Kingdom)
Sir Ector: Here's to victory in London for my son, Kay!

Kay: Sir Kay. I've been knighted, don't forget.

Sir Ector: No-o, of course, son, of course. Ah, here's to Sir Kay.
And who knows? The future king of all England!

Kay:(matatapunan ni pellinore si kay) Watch it, will ya?

Pellinore: Kay the king? What a dreadful thought.

Maid: Sir Ector! Sir Ector! Hobbs has come down with the mumps!
Face all-all puffed up like a toad!

Sir Ector: Then Kay'll need another squire, hang it all. Hmm. Wart,
you're it.

Arthur: I'm what, sir?

Sir Ector: Kay's squire. You're going to London, boy.

Arthur: Woah! Really!! Thank you sir!

(Arthur runs to Merlin’s castle)
Arthur: Merlin! Archimedes! Merlin! Look! I’m a squire!
Merlin: WHAT?
Archemedes: Ohhh well… that’s very nice boy.
Merline: (sarcastic)ahh yes indeed… a fine monkey suit for polishing
boots.
Arthur: What? What do you mean Merlin? I’m a squire! Aren’t you
happy for me?
Merlin: Happy?? And here I thought you were going to amount to
something!
(throws his book on the desk)
(stands up)
I thought you had a few brains! But all that just to be nothing but a
lowly squire
(kicks his chair)
Archimedes: Merlin! Calm down.
Merlin: Stay out of this Archimedes!
(Turns Archimedes into a bird)
Grrreaatt future, I said, HA! A stood for that big lunk Kay!
CONGRATULATIONS BOY, you’ve completely lost me.
Arthur: What are you saying Merlin!? What do you want me to pop
be?? I’m nobody! You don’t even know a thing in my life for you to
justify that Merlin, I’m lucky to be Kay’s squire…
Merlin: Ohh out of all the idiotic things you could’ve said, GRRRR!
(exhales)fine, you wanna be a squire? Go ahead boy, you’re on your
own now…(Merlin Poofs)
Arthur: …

[The tournament]

Narrator : the long awaited day.. the sun rose up.. sunlight began
shining throughout the town.. will luck be on Kay's side? will he be able
to get the crown as his?

Archbishop of Canterbury: For the crown of all England... let the

tournament begin.

Sir Ector: Oh, Kay, now it's up to the swords.

Arthur: Swords? SWORDS? Kay, I-I—

Kay: what.

Arthur: I left your sword back at the inn!

(Starts Running)

Kay: You fool! You better get it! Or don't you dare come back!

Arthur: Oh-oh yes sir!

(runs away)
(Arrives at the inn but its lock)
Archimedes: It’s no use boy, everyone is already at the stadium!
Arthur: Oh no, Oh no, Oh no! what should I do? what should I do?
Kay needs to have a sword quick!
(runs off)(while arthur is running, lights turn off but a glowing light is
shining over the excalibur)(lights turn on)
there! A sword! But it’s not Kay’s sword though… AHHH BLAST IT
ALL! KAY NEEDS A SWORD NOW!!
(lights turn off)(as Arthur is walking up to the sword a shining light is
both glowing upon him and the sword)(he slowly tries to lift it and
angelic voices starts to sing)(he drops it back)
Arthur: what was that…
(lifts it again)(angelic voices sings)(and arthur pulls out the sword
and lifts it up)

(Arthur Runs Back)

Arthur: Kay!(losing breath)Kay! I have your(inhale)sword—

Kay: This is not my sword!
Arthur: I know but—
(Ector takes a look at the sword)

Sir Ector: Hold on son.

(Starts to read the engravings of the sword)
"Whose pulleth out
this sword of this stone and anvil is likewise king born of England."
What… Wart, where did you found this?? It’s the sword in the stone!

Knight 1: Sword in the stone?! Everyone! someone pulled out the

sword from the stone!

Sir Ector: Where did you get this, Wart?

Arthur: I, l-I pulled it out of an anvil that was on a stone... i-in, in a

churchyard.

Knight 2: What?
(chuckles)
Knight 3: That’s Absurd!
Knight 4: I know right! How can a small boy like you lift up the
excalibur?
(all of the knight starts laughing)
Sir Ector: Stop joking around boy… now tell us the truth.

Arthur: But I am telling the truth!

Sir Ector: Okay prove it!

(they all went to the churchyard)

Sir Ector: okay boy, prove it, show us this miracle.
(Arthur puts back the sword to the anvil)(lights turn off)(Light beams
over Arthur as he attempts to lift it up)(but gets interrupted by Kay)
Kay: Hold on… anyone can pull out the sword once it’s already
pulled out. What if this brat is just trying to mess with us. Here I’ll
try it!
(Attempts to pull out the sword but it’s stuck)

Sir Ector: Get it Kay! Give it all you got.

(Kay keeps trying and still failed)(other knights try to pull it along
side Kay but it still wouldn’t budge)

(Off Screen): All right, all right, I say let’s have the boy try it now
(Merlin appears out of the crowd)
Merlin: After all, it seems kind off unfair to see all 5 of you so eager
to lift it up.
Arthur: Merlin! I’m so sorry abo—
Merlin: Don’t worry about it boy, it’s time for you to show them what
you’re really worth…
(MORE SUSPENSE)(Lights off)(Beaming Light upon Arthur)(Arthur
puts his hands on the sword)(angelic voices starts to sing)(Arthur
looking at everyone one)(once the angelic goes quite, arthur pulls
out the sword, and lifts it up high for everyone to see)(subtle angelic
voice starts singing)

Knight 5: I can’t believe it…

Knight 6: The sword… it’s been pulled out
Knight 7: By that boy…
Knight 8: You! What is his name?
Sir Ector: Umm it’s wa—
Merlin: His name is Arthur.

(Lahat ng knight): Hail, King Arthur! Long live the king! Long live
King Arthur!

Sir Ector: I can’t believe my eyes. Forgive me… sire.

(bows down)

Arthur: Oh please sir don't. You dont have to-

Sir Ector: Kay…bow down to your king .
(Kay bows down)

Archbishop of Canterbury: I here to present unto you King Arthur,

your undoubted King: Wherefore all you who are come this day to do
your homage and service: are you willing to do the same?
Knights: God save King Arthur!
(Merlin Vanishes)
Arthur: Merlin!

[King Scene/Ending Scene]

Narrators : So at last the miracle had come to pass in that far-off

time upon New Year's Day and the glorious reign of King Arthur has
begun. But there was still something missing… someone missing I
suppose.

Arthur : (sighs) I can't be a King, Archimedes. I don't know anything

about ruling the country.

Archimedes : I told you to leave the thing in the string bar.

Arthur : Hmmm. Oh I know! I'll run away, yeah! that's what I'll
do. they'll just have to get new king right!

Archimedes : Hmm, I guess… well let’s run through that door and
escape from this kingdom shall we?

(Arthur Runs to the right)

Town People : Hail King Arthur! Our new King!
Arthur: OH!
Archimedes : There's another door, over there. Come on, come on.
(Runs to the left)
Town People : Hail King Arthur! Our new King!
(Runs back to the middle)
Archimedes : Looks-looks like we're surrounded, boy.
Arthur : Mmmm, Archimedes this sucks… I don’t know what to do
now… if Merlin was here I knew he’d come up with something…
(Arthur sits on his throne and puts his crown on his lap)
(A poof appeared behind Arthur, then Merlin appeared)
Merlin: Ohhh is someone missing me?
Arthur : Merlin!
(hugs merlin)
you’re back!
Merlin : Ah yes yes, I just went off to a place to cool off. But look at
you! You’re a king now! See I know you had the potential!
Arthur : Merlin… I'm an awful choice for a king…
Merlin: Oh pahh! You pulled the sword from the stone you know!
That means you’re worthy of being king, boy! Right Archimedes?
Archimedes: not without me of course.
Merlin : Haha! Now listen boy… you’ll become a great legend, I know
it for sure! they'll be writing books about you for centuries to come,
haha! they might even be making a live action remake of you right
now!

Arthur : Remake?

Merlin : (Puts crown on Arthur’s head)

Yes… of course boy, don’t worry… you’ll be a great king, and I’m
sure you’ll be able to live up to it in the future.

Narrator : After successfully pulling the sword, he transforms into one

of history's most adored kings, King Arthur.

The End.