DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

Mousam main thodi si nami thi shayad kal raat halki si barish padi thi par ab wakt tha
suraj (sun) ka ke woh apni roshni se bata sake ke subah ho chuki hai Haaro building ke
peche ek alishan ghar tha iss ghar main na kamro ki kami thi na gaadiyo ki aur logo ki
pucchiye mat kyu ke yaha ek bohat bada pariwar rahta hai ghar ke room main jaha kuch
ansuna andekha se ho raha tha

Aurat:- arre beta ab uth ja dekh 7 baj gaye hain tu late ho jayega ladka angdai leta hua

Ladka:- kya hai kyu pareshan kar rahi ho apna kaam karo

Aurat:- kya school nahi jana

Ladka:- tujhe jyada fikar karne ki jaruart nahi ja chali ja yeh sun kar aurat ke ankho main
aansu aa jate hain uss ne phir se ladke ko hilaya toh uss ne hath jhatak diya aurat rote hue
waha se chali jati hai kuch der baad ladka uth kar beth jata hai aur (mann main) yaar ye
subah subah kya bakwas laga rakha hai chal beta uth ja ab to niche bhi marri jayegi phir
wo uth kar fresh hota hai aur breakfast ke liye niche ja raha tha tabhi chataak usse ek
karara thappad pada ladka peche mud kar teri maa ki aur baki ka sab mouh main hi reh
jata hai

Ladki:- tu ne maa ko kya kaha hai jaldi bata

Ladka:- yaar tum log mera pecha kyu nahi chodte naak main dum kar ke rakhte ho

Ladki:- kya kaha tu ne hum sab tere dushman thodi hain

Ladka:- tum sab ek hi jaise ho aur tum kuch jyada hi apne aap ko mahrani samjhti ho ab
jao yaha se mera mood kharab na karo ladki bhi rote hue waha se nikal jati hai sab family
members dinning table par ussi ko ghur rahe the

Ladka:- yaha koi mela laga hai kya jo sab ke sab Joker dekhne bethe ho khana khao par
koi kuch nahi bola phir ladka uthta hua chodo main hi chala jata hon bethe raho aram se
woh bag liye apne school nikal jata hai (yeh koi aur nahi hamare hero Dev Rajput hai) par
shayad aaj iska ek aur kharab din tha school ke gate par kuch ladke khade hain

Ladka1:- dekho be aa gaya fatu

Ladka 2:- abe ye fatu nahi gandu bhi hai tabhi ek ladki aati hai aur usse jor ka thaapad mar
deti hai arre Dev ko nahi ladke 2 ko iss ka naam hai Komal ab yeh kyu yaha hai aur kya hai
yeh khud hi bata degi

Komal:- tumhe aise baat karne ki himmat kaise hui

Ladka1:- yaar chod na Komal kyu iss ke liye hume pareshan kar rahi hai

Komal:- aap jante ho phir bhi tum chalo Dev par Dev Komal ko andekha kar ke waha se
class main chala jata hai

In class room

Dev:- arre Akash kya haal hai

Akash:- sab mast tu bata yaar

Dev:- bas apna to tu janta hi hai aur Dev ka sar niche ho jata hai

Akash:- yaar tu uss ke bare main jyada na socha kar

Dev:- tu thek kehta hai yaar ab teri baat maan kar to maine ghar par bhi drama shuru kar
diya hai par yaar mujhe bohat bura lagta hai aise sab ko irritate karrna aur maa ko aise
bolna to kuch jyada hi bura lagta hai bhai

Akash:- yaar ab kar bhi kya sakte hain bas tu ab ghar se nikal ja

Dev:- yaar ye tu kya keh raha hai

Akash:- sahi yaar agar un logo ko ye patta chal gaya to wo log to mar hi jayenge aur dono
ki ankho se aasu nikal jate hain par madam ko aate dekh kar dono apna face rumal se saaf
karte hain

Madam:- good morning bacho mera naam Meera hai aur main aap ki English teacher hon
tu agar koi bhi help ki jarurat ho to mujhe bata dena only study related ok any doubt

Class:- no mam

Meera:- that's good to ye aap logo ka pehla din hai 10 standerd main tu aap sab ko pata
hi hoga ki iss saal aap logo ne board exam dena hai tu bohat hardwork karna hoga

Class:- yes mam

Meera:- to thek hai apni books nikalo aise hi 3 classes ke baad inteval ho gaya sab canteen
main jane lage

Akash:- yaar aaj kya order karu

Dev:- yaar kuch spicy order kar bhai

Akash:- ok tabhi ladka1 (Sam)

Sam:- abe chhutiyee tu kab se spicy khane laga

Ak:- jab se teri behan iss ke peche padi hai

Sam:- jyada mat bol nahi to

Dev:- sorry Sam Akash yaar tu ja lekar aa

Sam:- ab ki na kaam ki baat aur tu ab chup chap iss fattu ke sath beth ja samjha

Akash:- teri to Dev usse pakad kar aage badh jata hai

Komal:- bhai aap uss se aisa kyu bolte ho

Sam:- usne tujhe kaise na kaha jab tumhare sath ghumta tha tab to bada acha lagta tha
ab kya ho gaya

Komal:- bhai aap ko kuch doubt nahi ho raha jo ladka aap ki jaan lene to tayar rehta tha
aaj ek mahine main kaise badal gya Sam sochne lag jata hai

Sam:- Komal gusse ki wajah se maine to ye socha hi nahi

Komal:- bhai kuch to pata kare na

Sam:- tum sahi kehti ho oyee Rajiv (ladka 2) jara yaha aa

Rajiv (Rv):- ji bhai

Sam:- yaar tu ja kar pata laga ye dono saale kya khichdi paka rahe hain

Rv:- kya didi ki shaadi ho gayi aur hume bulaya bhi nahi ye to galat hai party to banti hai

Sam:- (gusse main) abe yaar tujhe har time bakchodi se fursat nahi main serious baat kar
raha hon aur

Rajiv:- sorry bhai sorry sis

Komal:- koi baat nahi par jo bhai ne kaha uss ka kaam kar do please

Rajiv:- bhai bhi bolti ho aur please bhi

Komal:- sorry bhai aage se aisa nahi hoga

Rajiv:- par tum dono uss main itna interest kyu le rahe ho jab usse apni dosti ki kimat hi
nahi patta

Komal:- pehle aap pata to karo aap ko khud pata lag jayega aur bhai morning ke liye sorry
Rajiv:- koi baat nahi sis acha main phir kaam pe lag jata hon

Sam:- mere kaam pe lagna ladkiya mat ghurne lag jana

Rajiv:- tu nahi sudhrega yaar kash wo time phir aa jaye

Sam:- chal jyada senti mat ho

Rajiv:- shaam ko milte hain

School khatam hone ke baad Dev aur Akash kisi ke ghar ke bahar (bell ring) karte hain

Dev:- namaste aunty

Aunty:- (Rekha Akash ki maa) aaoo beta

Dev:- arre aunty uncle kaha hai

Aunty:- oper hai

Akash:- chal yaar opar chal

Dev:- hello Uncle namaste kaise ho aap

Uncle:- bas badiya tum batao

Rakesh:- (Akash ke Papa) beta kuch keh nahi sakte par US se mera dost aa raha hai wo
tum logo ki maddad kar sakta hai kyuki mujhe keh raha tha ke usne kuch to naya banaya
hai

Dev:- par uss researsh se humara kya fayeda

Rakesh:- ab ye to wo hi jane main dr hon bas dava de sakta hon aur baki sab oper wale ke
hath main hai (mahol jyada garam hota dekh)

Dev:- kya oper wale room main koi aaya hai teeno jor se hasne lagate hain par unhe ye
nahi pata ki koi unki baate record kar raha hai

Shaam ka time tha do log restaurant main baate kar rahe the ye koi aur nahi Sam aur uski
behan Komal thi

Sam:- ye Rajiv ka bacha abhi tak kyu nahi aaya pata nahi kaha mar gaya

Komal:- aa jayaga be patience

Komal:- acha bhai meri baat hon hai Saloni didi se wo keh rahi ki usse Dev ke bare main
koi baat nahi karni aur kafi udas lag rahi thi

Sam:- ab kya kiya uss ne

Ek ghanta pehle

hello hello

Komal:- kya baat hai didi kya kisi se pyaar ho gaya hai badae romatic song laga rakhe hain

Saloni:- tu apni bakwaas band kar

Komal:- arre gussa kyu hoti ho acha Dev kaha hai Dev ka sun kar wo rone lagti hai

Komal:- arre didi yeh kya aap kyu roo rahi ho Saloni rooti rahi

Komal:- please didi please aap chup ho jao

Saloni:- jab kisi ka bhai itna badtamiz ho to koi roye kyu na

Komal:- ab uss ne kya kiya (Saloni subah ki sari baat bata deti hai arre sorry dosto wo jo
Dev ko subah jisne pita tha wo hi to thi hamari Saloni didi)

Komal:- ye isse kya ho gya didi

Saloni:- pata nahi kuch samaj main nahi aa raha

Komal:- aap aisa karo ab shaam ko 5 baje x*********restro main aa jana kuch baat karni
hai

Saloni:- uss behuda insan ke bare main kuch nahi suna aur phone cut ho jata hai Komal
Sam ko ye sari baat bata deti hai

Sam:- ruk main bulata hon unhe

Sam:- hello didi

Saloni:- arre Sam kaise ho ghar par sab thek hai

Sam:- han didi bas aap ka ashirvaad hai main keh raha tha aap jara Komal ke bataye hue
resrto main aa jana kuch baat hai

Saloni:- nahi main nahi aaungi

Sam:- aap ko Dev ki kasam

Saloni:- ye kya pagal pan hai Sam

Sam:- please didi

Saloni:- ok aati hon

Udhar Dev appne room main kuch soch raha tha tabhi

Maa:- arre beta khana kha le Dev kuch nahi bolta

Maa:- beta meri galti to bata de

Dev:- bas aap yaha se chali jao maa ko ajeeb lagta hai ke subah to tu aur abhi app

Maa:- kya kaha tu ne Dev thoda gusssa la kar

Dev:- main ye ghar chod raha hon jis se aap ko koi pareshani na ho ye baat sun kar jaise
waha par koi bomb fut gya ho Dev ki maa chilla kar behosh ho jati hai Dev ye dekh kar
maa ke pas jata hai tab tak uska sar pas ke table se takra gaya aur khon nikalne laga wo
apni maa ko uthane wala tha ki Saloni aa gayi

Saloni:- ye tu ne kya kiya

Dev:- di dekho na maa ko kya ho gaya Saloni ko itna gussa aaya ki usne pas aa kar usse
laat mar di aur tab tak sab jama ho gaye

Saloni:- ab aap log yaha khade mat raho Papa aap Dr ko phone karo

Intro:

Dev / DD: (Devil) apna hero kafi senti banda hai bas pyaar ki baasha samjhta hai par kisi
bhi condition main apne aas paas ke logo ko dukhi nahi dekh skta

Suraj Rajput: Dev ke dad Savitri Rajput: Dev ki maa Saloni: Dev ki badi behen

Neha: Dev ki middle behen leken Dev se choti Pari: Dev ki sabse choti behen

Rani Rajput: Dev ki badi bua ji Kiran Rajput: Dev ki 2nd bua ji Deepa Rajput: Dev ki 3rd bua
Vishwas Rajput: Chacha 1 Naina Rajput: Chachi 1 Shikha: Naina ki badi beti Kirti: middle
beti Sanjana: sabse choti

Rahul: bada beta Shikha se chota Amit: sabse bada bhai

Suresh Rajput: Chacha 2 Reema Rajput: Chachi 2 Rekaha ji ki do judwa betiya hain Kasish
aur Ritu Sumit: Rekaha ka ladka
Devraj Rajput: Dev ke dada ji Sushmita Rajput: Dev ki dadi

Sham ke 5:30 at resturant

Sam:- arre kaha reh gaya tha yaar

Rajiv:- yaar kuch baat toh pata chali hai par jyada kuch samjh nahi aayi

Komal:- batao toh sahi

Rajiv:- batana kya hai sunta hon maine sab record kar liya hai

Sam:- ye to aur acha kiya tu ne

Komal:- ruko Saloni di aa rahi hai par yaar 5:30 baj gaye abhi tak nahi aayi Komal Saloni
ko call kar deti hai

Komal:- hello di kaha ho hum yaha kab se aap ka wait kar rahe hain

Saloni:- arre ye Dev ne maa ko dhaka de diya sar par chot aayi hai kafi khon nikal gaya hai

Komal:- kya ye sab kaise ho gaya

Saloni:- haan par ab thek hai Dr ne check up kar liya hai

Saloni:- tum log kya batane wale the ab bata do

Komal:- hum aap ke pas aa rahe hain wahi bata denge

Sam:- kya hua

Komal:- Dev ke ghar chalo jaldi lagta hai ye ladka pagal ho gaya hai Sam Rajiv aur Komal
ko lekar Dev ke ghar ki taraf nikal padta hai

6:30 Dev house

Saloni:- arre Komal tum aa gayi chalo aao andar chalo

Komal:- aunty kaha hai

Saloni:- andar hai sab log 2nd floor par Savitri ke room main aa jate hain

Komal:- arre aunty kya hua ye sab kaise ho gaya aur Dev kaha hai iss sawal ko sunkar
Savitri ko Dev ke ghar chod kar jane ki baat yaad aatti hai

Savitri:- Dev Dev Saloni Dev kaha hai

Saloni:- (gusse main) aap uski chinta mat karo aap ko dhaka diya uss ne iss se pehle toh
wo mar jata to thek hota

Savitri:- Salonii aur uss ke gaal par thappad maar deti hai

Komal:- aunty ye galat hai galti kisi aur ki aur aap maar kisi aur ko rahi ho

Savitri:- arre beta Dev ko dhundoo wo ghar chod ke jane ko keh raha tha aur usne mujhe
dhaka nahi diya wo to main behos ho gayi thi

Saloni:- nahi Devv Dev nahi ja sakta wo bhag kar Dev ke room main jati hai par waha Dev
nahi tha wo jor jor se roonne lag jati hai aur apni maa ke paass aa jati hai

Saloni:- maa wo chala gaya maa wooo aur sab ke ankho main aansu aa jate hain tabhi
Saloni ko kuch yaad aata hai

Saloni:- Komal wo kya baat hai jo tu batane wali thi

Komal:- Rajiv bhai wo recording sunao to sahi

Rajiv:- lo suno kuch der baad sab soochne lagte hain ke ye Scientist ka kya chakkar hai

Savitri:- suno ji mujhe lagta hai mera beta kisi musibat main hai aap kuch karo na

Suraj:- tum chup ho jao main dekhta hon arre Sam

Sam:- ji

Suraj:- beta Akash ke ghar jaldi chalo

Sam:- ji uncle chaliye

Idhar Dev Akash ke ghar ke bhar bell bajata hai to Akash ki mom (Vishakaha) jaise hi gate
kholti hai samne Dev khada tha par uss ki halat dekh kar usse 440 volt ka jhatka lagta hai
Dev pura khon main saana hon tha aur uski godh main ek cute si ladki thi jo behosh thi

Akashv:- kon hai mom arre ye sab kya hua Dev aur ye Richa ko kya hua hai (Richa: Akash
sister) Dev kuch nahi bolta aur andar aa kar Richa ko sofe par lita deta hai aur jaise hi
peche hatta hai bas itna hi kaha pata hai meri maa ka dhayann aur beshosh ho kar gir jata
hai Akash apne Papa ko ambulance bulane ko kehta hai aur thodi der main Dev aur Richa
ko aadmit kar dete hain Dev iss waqt icu main hai

Falshback
Aap soch rahe honge ki Dev ko akhir kya hua hai ek ghanta peche jab Dr maa ke ilaj karne
to uss ke ghar aate hai Dev ghar se bahar aa kar kuch budbuda raha tha

Dev:- uss chhutiye ki wajah se aaj maine maa ke sath sab ka dil kuch jyada hi dukha diya
aaj saala mere hatho se nahi bachega yehi sab sochte hue wo aage badh raha tha

Ek jagah par khuch dost aapas main baate kar rahe the

Vikky:- kyu bakkchodi kar rahe ho jab tumne kisi ki behan nahi chodi

Sare dost:- wah bhai maja aa gaya

Vikky:- abe Dinesh tu bhi kuch suna hahahaha

Vikky:- ab chup karo wo dekho maal aa raha hai

Dinesh:- kya figure hai bhai ek baar mil jaye toh

Vikky:- milege milege par yaha se to utho dono uss ladki ke pas ja kar arre oo janeman
kaha matak matak ke ja rahi ho

Ladki:- mudd kar tum yaha bhi aa gaye

Dinesh:- arre bhai ye to apna hi school ka maal hai

Ladki:- aaee Mr tamij se baat kar

Dinesh:- teri tamij tu apni chuuaaa

Dev:- sochna bhi maat

Vikky:- abe tere senior hai jyada mat udd warna apne jaan kho dega

Dev:- mere pas khone ko kuch nahi par tu jarur khoyega

Vikky:- abe haram khoro tum kya apnne baap ka wait kar rahe ho mar dalo isse aur uss
chamak chalo ko mere ghar le chalo shor sun kar waha kafi log ikhatte ho jate hain Dev
peche hatt kar Dinesh ke mouh par laat marta hai aur wo piche gir jata hai tabhi uss ladki
ki awaaj aati hai bhaiyaaa Dev peche mud kar dekhta hai ek ladka uss ladki (Richa) ke
kapde faadne ki koshish kar raha hai Dev gusses main aa kar apne back pocket main se
iron punch nikal kar pehenta hai aur uss ke sar par maar deta hai jo sedha uss ke sar main
ghuss jata hai aur wo wahi bhagwan ko pyaara ho jata hai ye dekh kar sab ki fat jati hai
aur Richa tu jaise murti ban gaye phir sare dost gusses main aakar uss par hamala kar dete
hain Dev itne logo ka ek sath hamala nahi rok paata ek laat uss ke peet main padti hai aur
uss ke mouh se khon nikalne lagta hai Richa jor si bhaiyyaa usse herani bhi ho rahi thi ki
ek laat main kaise khon aa gya tabhi ek rod Dev ki jhaang par padti hai aur uski jhaang fat
jati hai aur road par blood hi blood phel jata hai Richa ek bada pathar utha kar Dinesh ke
sar par marti hai ye dekh kar Vikky aag babula ho jata hai aur

Vikky:- ab to tu maregi han ab tu gayi itne main waha ek car ruk jati hai uss main se kuch
aadmi nikalte hain ek ke hath main talwar thi aur bakiyo ke hath main guns

Aadmi 1:- maalik aap jao hum dekh lenge

Vikky:- han aur iss ko marne se pahle ek ladki ko mar dena

Aadmi 1:- ji aur Vikky apne dosto ke sath waha se nikal jata hai

Aadmi 2:- chal rani ab marne ko tayar ho ja aadmi apni talwar se Richa par waar karta hai
aur tabhi ek jor daar sunai deti hai hua ye ke jaise hi wo waar karta hai Dev Richa ke samne
aa jata hai aur talwar uss ke pet main guss jati hai aur ye dekh kar Richa behosh ho jati hai
tabu ek car aa kar uss aadmi ek ko udda deti hai jise wo sare aadmi boss keh kar uss ke
pas jate hain ye sb itni jaldii ho raha tha ke kisi ko kuch samaj main nahi aa raha tha aur
Dev mokke ka fayada utha kar Richa ko le kar auto se nikal jata hai par Richa ko uthane ki
wajah se uske pet par kafi dabao pad raha tha aur blood nikal raha tha jo auto se ho kar
road par tapak raha tha

Dev:- (mann main) hy bhagwan bas isse sahi salamat ghar le jaau uss ke baad mar bhi jaon
to koi baat nahi

Dev house

Komal:- didi kitni der ho gayi hai uncle ko call karo na

Savitri:- han beti call kar mera dil bhi ghabra raha hai

Saloni:- lo Papa ka phone aa gaya Papa kuch patta chala

Suraj:- han beta Dev ekdum thek hai tum log khana kaha lo main kaal aaunga

Saloni:- kal kyu Papa

Suraj:- wo beta abhi mujhe kaam se Delhi jana pad raha hai to Dev ko bhi sath le ja raha
hon

Saloni:- (ascharaya se) Dev aap ke sath ja raha hai

Suraj:- han beta aur phone kaat deta hai

Saloni:- (hans kar) maa Dev Papa ke sath Delhi ja raha hai

Komal aur Savitri:- sacch main

Saloni:- haan maa chalo Komal tab tak hum dinner ready karte hain maa aap aaram karo

Savitri:- beta bohat aram kar liya ab thoda kaam kar lun

Komal /Saloni:- bilkul bhi nahi

Komal:- aap tab tak tv dekho

Savitri:- thek hai thek hai jao aur remote mujhe de do uske baad Savitri tv dekhne lag jati
hai aur ye dono mahrani khana banatte hue baate kar rahi hain

Saloni:- arrre Komal tu bata rahi thi ke tujhe koi ladka pasand aaya hai to usse kab propose
kar rahi hai

Komal:- (mouh bana kar) uss ne mana kar diya

Saloni:- kon hai wo ullo ka patha jisne merri Pari jaisi behan ko mana kar diya tabhi peche
se awaaj aati hai Pari to main hon aap kis ki baat kar rahi ho

Komal:- wahat a surprise Pari aur Neha tum dono yaha

Pari:- han aaj hi mama ghar aaye to hamme unke sath aa gaye ek month ho gaye bhaiya
ko dekhe binna kaha hai wo kya unhe hamari yaad nahi aati aur unho ne call karna bhi
band kar diya hai aur hamari call bhi nahi uthate ab main kabhi mama ke ghar nahi jaongi

Neha:- main bhi nahi jaongi

Komal:- arrre ab wo badal gaye hai

Neha:- aap chup ho jayiye aapko kya pata hamare bhaiya kya hain humare bhaiya apni
behno ke liye jaan bhi de sakte hain

Saloni:- dene ka to pata nahi albata le jarur sakta hai

Pari/Neha:- (cheek kar) didi

Neha:- aap log chup chaap bata do bhaiyaa kaha hai

Komal:- Papa ke sath Delhi gye hain kal aa jayenge (Saloni Komal ko ghurr ke dekhti hai)

Pari:- chalo thek hai unka room to wahi hai yaa phir badal diya
Saloni:- nahi wahi hai kyu abhi to wo yaha nahi hai phir kya karna ha

Neha:- aap ko to pata hai na hum dono ko un ke bed par neend aati hai ok aap log dinner
bana lo jab ho jaye tab bula lena

Saloni:- ok beta ab jao tum log fresh ho jao wo dono chali jati hain aur Komal apne
khayaalo main ghum ho gaye

Komal:- (dhire sa) dono kitni lucky hain ke unke sath sone ka moka milta hai

Saloni:- kya kaha tumne

Komal:- kuch nahi didi

Saloni:- (mann main sochete hue) ye Dev ko itne respect se kyu baat kar rahi hai

Komal:- hello di kaha kho gayi

Saloni:- kuch nahi waise kya naam hai uss ka Komal ke to pasine aa jate hain

Saloni:- bata na

Komal:- woo woo

Saloni:- bol jaldi tujhe meri kasam

Komal:- di ye emotional blackMainl hai

Saloni:- di bhi kehti hai aur itni si baat bhi nahi batati jaldi bata

Komal:- ddeee tabhi Savitri tezi se Saloniii Saloni/Komal bhag kar unke paas jati hain

Saloni:- kya hua maa

Savitri:- beta tu apne Papa aur Dev ko jaldi bula mera mann ghabrah raha hai

Saloni:- arre maa ek din ki to baat hai

Savitri:- Komal beta tu mera phone uttha main khud kar deti hon Komal phone uthaane
hi wali thi ke Pari ki awaaj atti hai bhaiiyaaa

Saloni:- aaj ghar main sab uss ke liye pagal ho gaye hain ab iss ko kya hua sab unko dekhne
Dev ke room main jate hain jaha dono roo rahi thi

Savitri:- kya hua beta

Neha:- maa bhaiyya

Komal:- arre kuch bata bhi do Pari ek video chala kar unhe dikhati hai teeno video dekhnee
lagti hain par jaise talwar Dev to lagti hai teeno chilla chilla kar rone lagti hain ye Dev ki
fight wali video thi jo kisi ne net par viral kar di thi ghar ke baki logo shaam ko hi kisi party
main gaye the jo ab wapas aa kar bell baja rahe the sab ko ghar main ander aate hi sab
pata chal jata hai Devraj Suraj ko phone laga kar hospital ka pata batane ko kehta hai tabhi
ek Dr Suraj ko aakar kehta hai

Dr:- ho sake to aap apne bete ke purane medical reports manga lein aur Suraj apne pita
se iss baat ko keh deta hai

Devraj:- arre Saloni beta Dev ke room main se uske medical reports lete aana

Saloni:- ji dada ji Saloni sare drawars main check karti hai par kuch nahi milta phir wo ja
kar almira main check karti hai to kapdo ke niche usse ek file milti hai wo jaise hi file khol
kar padti hai usse aisa lagta hai jaise sab khatam ho gaya hai

Komal:- chalo di aur file le kar dekhne lagti hai aur uske aansu nadi ki tarah behne lage
Saloni bhag kar maa ke gale lag jati hai aur rone lagti hai

Savitri:- abhi in sab ka time nahi hai chalo jaldi

Saloni:- maa bhaiyya ko bacha lo

Savitri:- han beta wo thek hai tere Papa keh rahe hai ke 2-4 din main hosh aa jayega Saloni
sochti hai ke agar maa ko abhi nahi bataya to late ho jayega

Devraj:- ab chalo bhi tum sab

Saloni:- maa wooo

Savitri:- bol jaldi

Saloni:- maa bhai ko cancer hai

Sabhi:- kya

Savitri:- ye nahi ho sakta bhagwan mere sath aisa nahi kar sakte

Pari:- (rote hue) maa aap jaldi chaliye na mujhe bhaiyya ke paas jana hai

Devraj:- han Pari beta ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya ab hum pehle Dr se mil le baad main
dekhte hain ke aage kya karna hai aur phir sab hospital ke liye rawana ho jate hain

Udhar hospital main Dev ki halat main koi sudaar nahi ho raha tha
Rakesh:- Suraj ji Dev ki halat bohat critical hai hume isse dusre hospital main shift karna
hoga

Suraj:- bhai sab wo thek to ho jayega

Rakesh:- kuch keh nahi sakte kidney bach gayi par internal bleeding bohat jyada hai aur
oper se

Suraj:- kya bhai sab boleye

Rakesh:- mujhe Dev ne kasam di thi par ab uski jaan par aayi hai to batata hon actually
Dev ko blood cancer hai Suraj dham se niche beth jata hai

Suraj:- ye aap ne pehle kyu nahi bataya

Rakesh:- Dev har baar mujhe rok deta tha

Suraj:- mera beta bach to jayega aap paise ki fikar mat karna bas aap usse thek kar do

Rakesh:- aap kaise baate kar rahe hain wo mera bhi beta hai mera dost aaj 12:30 baje aa
raha hai wo US se wo shayad kuch kar sakta hai

Suraj:- aap kuch bhi kar ke usse bacha lejiye

Rakesh:- abhi 12 baj rahe hain aap ja kar usse recieve kar ke yahi le aana ye raha uska no
aur photo Suraj photo dekhne lagta hai phir wo airport ko nikal jata hai

12:45 location Delhi airport annoucement sound for US flight kuch time baad wo Scientist
bahar aata hai wo black shirt main tha jo uss par khil rahi thi iss umar main bhi kafi smart
aur fit lag raha tha

Suraj:- hello Rajesh

Rajesh:- arre jija ji aap yaha

Suraj:- tu scientist hai kya

Rajesh:- haan jija ji par mujhe hospital jana hai mera dost ne kisi kaam koi ladka hai usse
cancer hai aur aaj mere dost ki beti ki jaan bachate hue usse kafi injury aayi hain kal main
ghar par milta hon aap se

Suraj:- arre arre thoda saas to le

Rajesh:- arre jija aap samjh kyu nahi rahe time kam hai
Suraj:- chal jaldi ab khada kyu hai chal jaldi

Rajesh:- par main aap ko nahi le ja sakta ye jo main karne ja raha hon wo illegal hai

Suraj:- wo ladka koi aur nahi apna Dev hai

Rajesh:- kya oh nooo

Suaraj:- kya hua

Rajesh:- Rakesh ne bataya hai uski halat bohat cirtical hai bas kuch ghante hain apne Dev
ke pas ab time waste mat karo jaldi chalo Rajesh aur Suraj hospital aate hain jaha pura
pariwar jama hua tha

Nurse 1:- arre ye bhid kasi hai

Nurse 2:- dheere bol yaar marwagi kya ye pariwar famous industrialist Suraj Rajput ka hai

Nurse 1:- kahi ye wahi to nahi jinho ne hamare hospital ko 10 crore ka donation diya tha

Nurse 2:- haan ye wahi hai Savitri jaise hi apne bhai ko dekhti hai uske gale lag kar rone
lag jati hai

Rajesh:- didi ye sab baad main abhi mujhe Dev ko bachana hai

Rajesh:- Rakesh jaldi se Van nikal aur lab chal

Rakesh:- yaar yahi treatment kar de

Rajesh:- yaha nahi kar sakte

Rakesh:- ok nurse Ramu ko kaho Van le kar aaye uss ke baad sab Van main Dev ko le kar
lab ki taraf nikal jate hain aur baki pariwar peche peche car main aa rahe the thodi der
baad ek sunsan pahadi illake ke paas Van aur do BMW chal rahi thi

Inside Van

Rakesh:- yaar iss ki tu nabj dheemi ho rahi hai

Rajesh:- ab wait nahi kar sakte ab na chaate hue bhi mujhe ye formula isse dena hoga

Rakesh:- to de na kahi late na ho jaye Rajesh apne hi tech briefcase kholta hai aur ek
injection Dev ko inject kar deta hai 2-3 minute baad Dev ke ghaav bharne lag jate hain
dono ke face par khushi jhalak rahi thi tabhi Van main heat badhne lag jati hai aur pressure
ki wajah se sare gate jhatke se khul jate hain aur achanak teeno (Rajesh /Rakesh /Ramu)
Van se niche gir jate hain aur Van pahadi se niche gir kar blast ho jati hai

Ek saal baad

Ek ladka bade se mahal numa ghar main leta hua hai aur dheere dheere apni ankhe khol
raha tha thodi der baad uski ankhe khulti hai to uss ke pas ek khobsurat ladki jis ki age 19
ki hogi aur ek 38 -39 saal ka aadmi betha tha

Ladka:- aap kon ho aur main kaha hon

Ladki:- aap lete rahiye

Ladka:- main kaha hon

Aadmi:- beta tum Raj Sheenapur main ho

Ladka:- main yaha kab se hon

Ladki:- ek saal se

Ladka:- kya mujhe jana hoga

Aadmi:- kaha

Ladka:- ghar mere ghar walo ka na jane kya haal hoga

Ladki:- aap ka naam kya hai

Ladka:- Dev Rajput

Aadmi:- tum kaha rehte ho

Dev:- Delhi

Ladki:- wo to yaha se 400 km dur hai

Dev:- main itni dur kaise aa gaya aur aap kon ho

Ladki:- mera naam Masoom Purohit hai aur ye mere

Pita ji:- (kabile ka saradar) aur aap haame nadi main mile the

Dev:- kya aap log mujhe Delhi jane ke liye madad kar doge

Govind:- beta meri beti bhi vahi padti hai bas hame hamare kuch kaaryo ki wajah se yahi
rehna padta hai
Masoom:- meri? khatam ho gayi hai kal hi chalte hain

Dev:- nahi mujhe aaj hi nikalna hoga

Govind:- Masoom aisa karo aaj hi nikal jao kal bhi to jana hi hai

Masoom:- ji Pita ji main mama se ticket book karne ko keh deti hon

Dev:- Masoom ye kon se state hai

Masoom:- Haryana

Dev:- to hum kaise jaye gay

Masoom:- yaha se pehle Haryana airport chalte hain waha se flight pakad kar Delhi

Dev:- thek hai

Masoom:- jane se pehlay aap naha lo Dev waha se bathroom jata hai par jaise hi wo apna
face dekhta hai wo ladkahada kar darwaje se takra jata hai awaaj sun kar Masoom bhag
kar uske pas aati hai

Masoom:- kya hua Dev uth kar gate khol kar

Dev:- ye aap logo ne kya kiya hai

Masoom:- humne kya kiya

Dev:- mera face kaise badal gaya

Masoom:- kya bol rahe ho aap hosh main to hain

Dev:- acha ruko kuch soch kar ye kon se saal hai

Masoom:- 2xxx kyu

Dev:- iss hissab se toh ek hi saal hua hai acha ek baat bataye main kitne saal ka lag raha
hon

Masoom:- kyu aap ko aap ki age nahi pata (hasate hue) acha majak hai

Dev:- arre aap bataye to sahi

Masoom:- 20 se to kam nahi hogi

Dev:- ab majaak aap kar rahi hain main 15 saal ka hon 10th main padhta hon Masoom
Dev ka sar chu kar lagta hai aap ke dimag pe chot lagi hai
Dev:- arre nahi baat ko bich main kaat kar

Masoom:- pehle aap naha lo baad main majak karna Dev bathroom main ghus kar shirt
utar deta hai

Dev:- abe ye six pack kaha se aa gaye ye sala kya ho raha hai aur sochta hai ab ghar ja kar
iss bare main sochunga aur room main ja kar Masoom se kapde mangta hai Masoom uski
body dekhne main kho gayi thi aur uske abs dekh kar to jaise pagal si ho gaye thi bas ek
tak usse dekh rahi thi kyuki Dev keval towel main tha

Dev:- kya hua kya dekh rahi ho usse hila kar kapde dogi yaa aise hi Delhi chalu

Masoom:- abhi layi

Udhar Dev ke ghar par aur shahar main ek saal main kafi kuch badal gaya

Flashback

Accident ke baad aag ki lapate dekh kar forest department waha aa jata hai

Officer:- yaha ye sab kya ho raha hai

Devaraj:- (rote hue) sir hum sab apne bete ko dusre shahar illaj ke liye le ja rahe the tabhi
accident ho gaya

Officer:- wo ladka kaha hain

Devraj:- sir wo Van main tha

Officer:- ohh to wo mar gaya chalo aap sab yaha se nikalo aur Police ko apna kam karne
do Devraj aur Rajesh jaise taise khud ko sambhaal ke sab ko utha kar waha se ghar nikal
jate hain aur Police niche ja kar talash karti hai par unhe keval Van ke jale hue parts hi
milte hain aise hi Dev ke jane ke gham main 6 mahine gujar jate hain kisi ko kuch kaam
karne ka mann nahi karta hai

Udhar Dev ke kamre main do ladkiyan Dev ke photo seene se laga kar roo rahi hain

Pari /Neha:- kyu chodkar chale gaye aap dekhye kya haal ho gaya hai aap ki behno ka hey
bhagwan aap ne aisa kyu kiya

Neeche haal main

Vishwas:- bhaiya aap kab tak aise rahenge hamare? main bohat loss ho gaya hai aur to
aur wo hamari chemicals ki factory usse Deen Dayal ne kabza le liya hai
Suraj:-

Vishwas:- aise chup rahne se kuch nahi hoga kuch to bolein

Suraj:- ab paise kama kar kya karenge jab mera? hi nahi raha

Devraj:- beta kam se kam apni ladkiyo ke bare main to soch

Suraj:- thek hai Pita ji par

Devraj:- par var kuch nahi ab nai shuruwaat to karni padegi

Suraj:- ji Pita ji tabhi Saloni school se wapas aati hai woo Dev se do saal badi thi aur iss
saal 12th main aaye hai

Saloni:- Papa aaj phir uss ne meri beijjati ki aur dhamki de raha hai ke agar maine uss se
sadi ke liye han nahi ki to wo mera rape kar dega aur rote hue apne room main chali jati
hai

Devraj:- iss ka kuch karna padega

Present time

Masoom aur Dev dono Delhi Airport par pohanch jate hain aur dono ek car main beth kar
rawaana ho jate hain

Masoom:- kyu nahi iss main pochna kya hai

Main:- thanks yaar

Masoom:- thanks ki jagah agar burra na laage to

Main:- yaa befikar ho kar bolo

Masoom:- be friends mainn bhi hath mila kar ya friends kuch time baad ek bade se ghar
ke bhaar khade the bell ringing

Gate opened

Diksha Purohit:- Masoom ki mami Rajveer Purohit: Masoom ke mama

Rajani/ Sandy Purohit: Diksha ki beti aur beta

Diksha:- arre choti tu aa gayi

Masoom:- haan mami

Diksha:- ye handsome kon hai

Masoom:- mera boy friend

Diksha:- acha sedha ghar hi lekar aa gayi

Masoom:- ab gate par hi puri news banaogi kya

Diksha:- arre sorry sorry chalo andar chalo

Masoom:- aur haan mami ye bas ek friend hai main majaak kar rahi thi

Diksha:- mujhe pata hai chal ye sab chod khana kha lo kahaa kahae ke baad wo log mujhe
ek room de dete hain aur main let jata hon

Main:- yaar ye sab kaise ho gaya aur apne bare main soochte hue soo gya mujhe sham ko
Masoom ne jagaya

Main:- kya hai didi sone do na

Masoom:- ab uth jao or coffee pe lo

Main:- oh sorry Masoom

Masoom:- koi baat nahi

Main:- waise kal tum kya karogi

Masoom:- kal school jana hai

Main:- kon se school main padhti ho

Masoom:- xxxxx school main

Main:- what a co incidence main bhi wahi padhta hon

Masoom:- waoo ab maja aayega

Main:- kyu kya ho gaya

Masoom:- kyu ke mere sath tumhare jaisa friend jo hoga

Main:- par main to 10th main hon

Masoom:- yaar mujhe nahi pata tumhre sath kya hua hai par tumhari age ke hissab se
tumhe 10 main padna ajeb ho ga tabhi mujhe kuch yad aata hai
Main:- Masoom apna phone dena

Masoom:- ye laooo phir main apna fb account khol kar

Main:- this is my real face

Masoom:- arre ye to Saloni ka bhai hai uske mouh se apni behan ka naam sun kar main
hil jata hon

Main:- tum meri didi ko kaise janati ho

Masoom:- ye meri friend hai arre kahi tum uske bhai to nahi ho

Main:- han main wahi hon

Masoom:- tum itna kaise badal gaye

Main:- iska pata toh mujhe bhi lagana hai par tum mere bare main kaise janti ho maine
tumhe pehle kabhi nahi dekha

Masoom:- maine pichle saal 11th main addmission liya tha

Main:- phir kaise?

Masoom:- Saloni tumhari photo le kar roti rehti hai tabhi dekha tha

Main:- kaash mere ghar wale mujhe pehchan lein

Masoom:- uss se pehle tumhe Saloni ki maddad karani hogi

Main:- kya matlab

Masoom:- usse koi preshaan kar raha hai main ghusse main kon hai wo uski itni himmat

Masoom:- koi Vikky Singhal hai

Main:- kya Vikky Singhal

Masoom:- haan yahi naam hai uska

Main:- iss baar main usse sach me maar dunga

Masoom:- meri ankho main dekhte hue tumhari eyes ko kya hua

Main:- meri eyes ko kya hua

Masoom:- ye to golden color ki ho gayi hai

Main:- kya bakwas kar rahi ho Masoom sisa meri taraf karte hue

Masoom:- ye lo khud dekh lo

Main:- yaar mere sath ye sab kya ho raha hai

Masoom:- kahi tumhare andar supar natural powers to nahi hain

Main:- mujhe kuch nahi pata

Masoom:- aisa karo tum hamare sath addmision le lo

Main:- uski kya jarurat hai

Masoom:- arre tumhare opar murder case hai

Main:- kiska

Masoom:- tumne kisi ladki ko bachane ke liye kisi ko mar diya tha

Main:- main to bhul hi gya tha waise tum kafi intelligent ho

Masoom:- wo MLA ka ladka tha

Main:- ab to mujhe apni identity chupani hogi tum apne sath mera addmision kara do

Masoom:- chalo theek hai main mama ji se abhi keh deti hon aur uske baad Masoom apne
mama ko call kar deti hai hello mama ji mere friend ka admission karwa dijiye xxx class
main uske baad apne mama se ek do baat karti hai uske baad phone rakh deti hai

Main:- thanks yaar meri madad karne ke liye

Masoom:- maine pehle bhi kaha ke friends main no sorry no thank you

Main:- chalo thek hai Masoom mera ek aur kaam karogi

Masoom:- han bol

Main:- ek baar tu meri didi ko phone kar ke bula lo dekhna hai wo thek hai ya nahi

Masoom:- thek hai main call kar deti hon aur usse park main milne ko keh dungi

Main:- unke samne apna boy friend mat kar dena

Masoom:- woo mere opar hai main uss se kya kahungi

Main:- chalo theek hai jo marji kar dena

Masoom:- chalo darling fresh ho jao uske baad hum nikalte hain

Main:- tu nahi sudharne wali

Masoom:- sudharne ke liye tumhari help bhi kar rahi hon

Main:- thek hai jo mann main aaye woh karo uske baad main fresh hone chala jata hon
aur Masoom neeche jakar Saloni ko call kar deti hai aur park main milne ko bula deti hai
kuch time baad main fresh ho ke neeche aa jata hon aur hum dono paidal nikal jate hain
thodi dur jane ke baad hum ek ache se park main aa jate hain waha ka garden kafi green
tha kafi log exercise kar rahe the thandi hawa chal rahi thi mera dhayan to keval gate ki
taraf tha thodi der baad waha pe ek scooty aatey dikhi

Masoom:- turrent uthkar scooty wali ke paas chali jati han woh koi aur nahi meri Saloni
didi thi

Masoom:- Saloni tu aa gayi

Saloni:- woh sab chod pehle bata tu itne dino se kaha par thi

Masoom:- arre yaar dad se milne gayi thi

Saloni:- aur batao aaj kaise yaad kiya

Masoom:- bas tujh se milne ka mann kiya toh bula liya or tujhe kisi se milana hai

Saloni:- kis se milna hai thodi der baad dono mere paas aa jati hain

Masoom:- Saloni in se milo

Saloni:- ye kaun hai

Masoom:- mera boy friend ha

Saloni:- nice kaha se mila ek mahine pehle to single thi

Masoom:- jiske nasib main likha hota hai mil jata hai

Saloni:- ab shero ohh shyari mat shuru kar Saloni meri taraf hath badha kar hello my name
is Saloni Rajput

Main:- mera naam DD Rajput hai

Saloni:- DD ki full form

Masoom:- full form to mujhe bhi nahi pata main to bas didi ko hi dekhe ja raha tha woo
kafi sundar lag rahi thi yeh baat maine shayad pehle kabhi ghor nahi kiya 5 foot 7 inch
height fadu figure 32-26-34 kya kamal ki lag rahi hai arre chii ye main kya soch raha hon
chii

Masoom:- mujhe hila kar kya hua tumhe

Main:- kuch nahi

Main:- Saloni ji ek baat bataye aapke bhai ka kuch pata chala bhai ka sunke Saloni chowk
jati hai

Saloni:- aap ko kisne bataya uske bare main

Main:- arre news main dekha tha ki koi ladka kisi ko mar raha tha baad main pata chala
uska naam Dev Rajput hai aur Masoom se pata chala ki woh aapka bhai hai

Saloni:- woh toh bohat purani baat hai

Main:- phir bhi uska kuch pata chala

Saloni:- rona jaisa face bana ke pata nahi jinda bhi hai ya nahi hume kuch nahi pata

Main:- arre sorry sorry

Saloni:- it’s ok

Main:- waise kitna time ho gya

Saloni:- ek saal ho gaya hai

Main:- agar wapas aa gaya to kya aap log usse pehchan logi

Saloni:- yeh kya behuda baatein kar rahe hai aap main apne bhai ko ne pehchano ye kabhi
nahi ho sakta

Main:- chalo theek hai waise ye school kaisa hai

Saloni:- koun sa

Main:- arre jis main aap log padhte hain

Saloni:- kyun aap ko kya karna hai

Main:- arre maine bhi toh isme admission le liya hai kal se aaunga
Saloni:- acha hamari dost aap ko itna pasand aa gaye ki uske liye apne issi school main
admission karwa liya main Masoom ki taraf dekhte hue

Main:- kya karu ab iss se dur nahi raha jata

Saloni:- hans kar sahi hai sahi hai

Udhar hamari baatein sun ke Masoom ka chehra sharam se lal ho gaya tha phir humne
idhar udhar ki baatein ki phir hum log ghar aa gaye

Diksha:- aa gye tum dono chalo jaldi se khana kaha lo

Masoom:- han mami chalo Dev khana kaha lo

Main:- do minute ruko main hath dho ke aata hon uske baad main hath dhone chala jata
hon phir aa kar dinner karne lagta hon dinner karne ke baad sab apne room main chale
jate hain mera mann sone ka nahi ho raha tha iss liye socha thoda chat par ho aau aur
mujhe opar jate dekh Masoom bhi mere piche aa gayi thodi der hum dono chup chup
khade rahe phir Masoom ne chupi ko thodte hue

Masoom:- yaha par kyu aaye ho

Main:- kuch nahi bas aane wale kal ke bare main soch raha hon kaise apne ghar walo ko
bataunga

Masoom:- kuch time ruk jao

Main:- Masoom tum nahi janti mere ghar main do pariyaa rehti hain agar main kuch din
ke liye dur ho jata tha tu dono khana peena chod deti thi aaj ek saal ho gya

Masoom:- kin dono ki baat kar rahe ho

Main:- apni dono choti behanoo ki

Masoom:- acha Pari aur Neha ki baat kar rahe ho

Main:- tum dono ko janti ho

Masoom:- jyada nahi haan kabhi kabhi Saloni ke sath market main mil jaya karti thi

Main:- theek to hai na

Masoom:- Neha to thek lagti hai Pari bimar lagti hai

Main:- ab mujhse aur bardast nahi hoga mujhe apne ghar walo ko batana hoga
Masoom:- main tumhe mana nahi karungi par keval apne ghar par batao to jyada acha
rahega dosto ko ye baat mat batana khatra ho sakta hai

Main:- thek kaha hai tumne ab main ja raha hon

Masoom:- abhi

Main:- han pata nahi mere Papa maa aur dono behno ka kya haal hoga ek se toh mil hi
liya

Masoom:- thek hai main to tum se ye bhi nahi keh sakti ki araam kar lo

Main:- kyu

Masoom:- arre budhu ek saal se soo jo rahe ho

Main:- waise tumne meri itni madad kyu ki

Masoom:- tum nahi samjhoge main hamesha akeli hi rahi hon pata nahi kyu main kisi par
jyada visvaas nahi karti par pata nahi kyu tumhe dekh kar mera dosti karnne ko mann kiya

Main:- mere kehne ka wo matlab nahi tha

Masoom:- chalo ab ja rahe ho to jaldi jao par mujhe bhulana mat

Main:- pata nahi kyu phir bhi tum se baat karke acha lagta hai

Masoom:- mujhe bhi

Main:- chalo ab main nikalta hon kal school main milte hain aur haan kal main tumhare
sath book share karunga kyun ke mere paas koi kitaab nahi hai

Masoom:- chalo ab jao bhi baki baatein baad main kar lena uske baad main paidal hi apne
ghar nikal padta hon koi aadhe ghante baad main apne ghar ke samne khada soch raha
tha kaise andar jao sab log mujhe anjaan samjh ke pata nahi kya kahaenge phir mere
dimag main na jane kya aaya main apne room ke neeche ja kar khada ho gaya aur mann
bana liya ki pipe se chad ke apne room main jaonga aur maine jaise hi pipe par hath lagaya
mera hath usse chipak gaya phir main chadhane laga or 20 second main apne room ki
khidki ke paas pahunch gaya main jaise jaise khidki khol raha tha rone ki awaz tej hoti ja
rahi thi phir main dheere se andar ghus gaya samne dekha to mera dil dahal gaya Neha
to rote rote so gayi thi par Pari abhi bhi mere photo ko seene se laga ke ro rahi thi

Pari:- kaha chale gaye bhaiya please aa jao na Pari ki aisi halat dekh kar mera sabr tut gaya
Main:- main aa gaya Pari meri Pari main aa gya Pari mujhe dekh ke chillane wali thi ki
maine uska mouh band kar diya wo mujhe laat marne lagi par maine usse aur jakad liya
phir rishi der baad uska chatpatana band ho gaya tab maine uska mooh kholte hue kaha
chillana mat uss ne han main sir hila diya

Pari:- kon ho tum aur yaha kya kar rahe ho

Main:- apne bhai ko nahi pahchanegi

Pari:- aap mere bhaiyya nahi ho

Main:- acha tu kuch bhi puch le jo keval tera bhaiya janta hai

Pari:- acha batao mujhe chocolate ice cream kyu pasand hai

Main:- tu bhi na guddiya tujhe tu chocolate ice nahi strawberry ice cream pasand hai

Pari:- aap mere bhaiyya jaise kyu baat kar rahe ho

Main:- arre main tera Dev hon

Pari:- acha ye batao jab main bhaiyya ke pas soti hon to unhe kya bulati hon

Main:- hmm

Pari:- ho gayi na bolti band

Main:- soch le phir main chala jaonga

Pari:- han ha niklo yaha se

Main:- par ye tu bata do chocolatey girl (jo keval Dev usse bulata tha) ne PDDDR (secret
code of piya) kamar par kyu likha hai mere ye bolte hi Pari rote hue mere gale lag jati hai

Pari:- kyu chale gaye the aap aur ye aap ko kya ho gya hai

Main:- dhere bol warna wo khumb karan ki maa jaag jayegi

Pari:- hihihi wo subah se pehle nahi uthne wali

Main:- acha ye kamar pe kya likha hai bata de

Pari:- main nahi bataungi

Main:- kyu bata de kahi phir marrr achanak usne wo kar diya jo maine kabhi nahi socha
tha uss ne mere hont par apne hont rakhkar chusne lagi main bhi uske ko tezi se chusne
laga uss ne mere hont kaat liye jis ke karan meri ankhe khul gayi aur mujhe apni galati ka
ahasas hua to maine usse khich ke dur hata diya

Main:- ye kya kar diya Pari

Pari:- ab aur dhur nahi reh sakti aap ke bina

Main:- Pari tu sach main pagal ho gyi hai

Pari:- aur agar iss baar aap ne mujhe choda to ye pagalpan mout main badal jayega main
mann main bhai thoda cool ho ja bachpana hai maine baat ko badlana hi sahi samjha

Main:- acha ye chod ye bata tu khana nahi khati kya sukh ke edum lakdi si ho gayi

Pari:- kya kaha aap ne lakdi abhi batati hon aur wo mere seene par ghusse marne lagi

Main:- chal ab soo ja subah school jana hai naa

Pari:- nahi aaj main aap se baate karungi aap ne ek saal kya kiya

Main:- soo raha tha

Pari:- kya pore ek saal

Main:- han

Pari:- arre baap re aap ko iss ke (Neha) bhi baap nikle

Main:- acha tu bata maa thek hai naa

Pari:- jab bhi akele hoti hai aap ko yaad karke roti hai

Main:- acha jald hi unse milunga ye bata uss raat kya hua jab mera accident hua tha

Pari:- mujhe jyada kuch nahi pata bas itna pata hai ki mama aap ko apni lab main le ja
rahe the tabhi ye sab hua

Main:- konse mama

Pari:- Rajesh mama wo scientist hai na main kuch kuch to samjh raha tha

Main:- acha Pari tujhe ek mast chij dikhau

Pari:- kya

Main:- chal koi gusse wali baat bata

Pari:- kal kuch ladako ne mujhe mara tha main tu gusses main aag babula ho gaya

Main:- kis kutte ki mout aayi hai

Pari:- shaant ho jao bhaiyya main mazakk ye kya aap ki aankho ko kya hua hai

Main:- pehle tu bata wo kon hai

Pari:- koi nahi wo to bas aise

Main:- arre main to bhul hi gya ki tujhe hi toh kaha tha gussa dilane ko

Pari:- par aap ki ankhe

Main:- hai na mast ekdum mast golden colour ki

Pari:- kya bol rahe ye to aag ki tarah laal hain

Main:- kya main paas ke mirror main dekhta hue chal bhai ab ek aur naya item

Pari:- ye sab kya hai

Main:- mujhe lagta hai mama ne hi kuch kiya hai

Pari:- aur kya naya hai

Main:- sab to dikha diya bas Pari mere abs par hath pherete hue body bhi dikhao na please

Main:- na baba na kahi tu ne mera rape kar diya toh hahaha

Pari:- (bacho ki tarah) dikhao na bhaiyya aur apna mouh fulla kar dusri taraf beth jati hai

Main:- chal thek hai le tu bhi dekh le

Pari:- main bhi matlab aur kis kis ko dikha diye uss ka face gusses se laal ho gaya Masoom
ke bare main batana thek nahi laga

Main:- arre pagal jo mera illaj kar rahe the unhone

Pari:- phir thek hai chalo chodo aap main baad main dekh lungi abhi mujhe aap ke hatho
ka takiya bana kar sonna hai phir hum dono late gaye par kisi ki nind khul gayi thi ji han
apni Neha ki

Neha:- (mann main) ye Pari pagal ho gayi hai kisi ladke ko bula kar layi hai aur usse kapde
bhi uttarne ko keh rahi thi main kal subah hi maa ko iske gande kammo ke baarr main
bata dungi
Main:- guddiya main kon hon bas tumko pata hai aur ek ladki ko jo meri help kar rahi hai
tum iss baat ko kisi ko mat baatana

Pari:- kyu ab kya hua

Main:- tum to janti ho na mere uppar murder case hai MLA ke ladke ka

Pari:- thek hai par aap mujhe se roj miloge

Main:- thek hai acha ek baat bata mera ATM kaha hai aur uss main paise kitne hain

Pari:- aap ka account to band hai

Main:- ohh shit

Pari:- aisa karo aap mera le lena

Main:- kitna hai

Pari:- around 3 crore hain

Main:- arre itne jyada paisa kya karti hai

Pari:- aap ke account ka sara papa ne mere account main transfar kar diya tha

Main:- chal ab mera kaam asani se ho jayega main aaya to tha sab ko batane par soch
raha hon thode time baad sahi wakt par bataunga

Pari:- ab soo jao mujhe bhi neend aa rahi hai

Subah 4:45 par meri need khul jati hai aur main Pari ke mathe par kiss kar ke bathroom
main chala jata hon aur jab wapas aata hon to Pari jaag gayi thi

Main:- (dherre sai) uth gayi chalo acha hua mujhe card de do aur haan school jane se
pehle 7 baje mujhe school ke pas wale restro main milna

Pari:- thek hai uske baad main waha se Masoom ke ghar gaya

Masoom:- Dev tum yaha kaise

Main:- woh sab chodo yeh batao admission to kara diya na

Masoom:- han kara diya hai baki baatein baad main karna chalo breakfast kar lo

Main:- aisa karo tum room main hi le aao

Masoom:- thek hai tum baitho main le ke aati hon thodi der baad Masoom coffee or
breakfast lekar aa jati hai phir humne sath main breakfast kiya

Main:- tum school kaise jaogi

Masoom:- mama ka driver car se leke jayega

Main:- nahi hum dono bike se jayenge

Masoom:- sacch keh rahe ho

Main:- han koi shaq

Masoom:- par bike kaha hai

Main:- arre maine order kar di hai 30 minute main aa jayegi tabtak hum tayar ho jate hain
Masoom khushi se pagal ho gyi aur jaldi se bathroom chali gayi phir main bhi naha dho ke
tayar ho gya thodi der baad jab wo mere room aayi to main to uss dekhta hi reh gya

Main:- (mann main) yaar koi school dress main bhi itna sunder lag sakta hai ye haal mera
hi nahi uskabhi tha wo bhi mujhe hi ghur rahi thi

Masoom:- aise kya ghur rahe ho kya kabhi ladki nahi dekhi

Main:- wah kya baat hai ulta chor kotwal ko daate wali kahawat aaj sach lag rahi hai agar
main tumhe ghur raha tha to tum hi koi doodh ki dhuli nahi ho

Masoom:- kya matlab

Main:- tum bhi to mujhe aise ghur rahi thi jaise koi hero dekh liya ho

Masoom:- han mere samne jo kada hai koi hero se kam nahi hai

Main:- acha jyada mat ghur nazar lag jayegi

Masoom:- meri chodo apni behan aur baki ladkiyo ka soccho unka kya haal hoga

Main:- kuch jalne ki smell aa rahi hai

Masoom:- u ruko tum aur mere phicche bhagane lagi maine jyada preshan na karte hue
khud ko uske hawale kar diya

Masoom:- ab kaha bacch ke jaoge aur meri peeth par ghusa maar deti hai

Main:- chalo bhi ab late hona hai kya

Masoom:- tumhari bike

Main:- arre maine Pari ke phone se order kiya tha maine Pari ko Masoom ke phone se call
kiya

Main:- han Pari jara uss delivery wale ka no dena

Pari:- ok bhaiya main send kar deti hon

Main:- aur han 7 beje bhul tu nahi gyi

Pari:- aisa kabhi ho hi nahi sakta main aa jaongi

Savitri:- kis se baat kar rahi ho

Pari:- maa friend hai chalo bye

Main:- ok maa ki awaaz sun kar dil khush ho gaya bye phir maine delivery wale ko call kar
diya wo bas 2 minute main aane wala tha par hum iss baat se aanjan the ke koi hume
dekh raha hai ye thi uski mami ji jo jate same hume chup ke dekh rahi thi jaise hi hum
bahar jane wale hue

Diksha:- Dev jara mere sath aana kuch baat karni hai

Masoom:- mami baad main abhi late ho jayega

Main:- tum chalo 2 minute ki to baat hai aata hon main side main unke pas jakar ji bolyee
mami ji

Diksha:- beta isse hamesha khush rakhna

Main:- aap jaisa samjh rahi ho aisa kuch nahi hai hum only friends hi hain

Diksha:- jo bhi ho bas usse khush rakhna aaj pehli baar usse itna khush dekha hai mujhe
kuch samjh main nahi aaya?

Main:- mami ji wo meri friend hai aur main apne friends ko kabhi dukhi nahi karta han
kabhi kabhi galti kar deta hon? tabhi mujhe mere cancer wali baat Komal Sam Rajiv Akash
sab yaad aate hain aur main bye kar ke bahar aa jata hon

Masoom:- ye kya face banna rahka hai

Main:- tumse kya chupana mujhe cancer hai

Masoom:- Dr na tumhara check up kiya tha tumhe koi bimari nahi hai
Main:- (khush hokar) sach main ye bhi mama ka kamal hoga tabhi delivery wala aa jata
hai wo bike se niche utarta hai phir Masoom uss par se cover hata deti hai

Masoom:- wow ye tu meri favorite bike hai

Main:- han tumhare phone main issi ki photo dekhi thi

Masoom:- aaj main bohat khush hon dost aur bike dono mil gayi par ye to bohat mehangi
hai

Main:- tum uski chinta mat karo maine Pari se keh kar iss ki payment kar di thi uske baad
hum dono restro main pahunch jate hain jaha hum thodi der Pari ka intazar karte hain

Main:- pata nahi kaha reh gayi

Masoom:- arre abhi aa jayegi tabhi Pari restaurant main enter ho jati hai aur main waiter
ko ishara kar deta hon wo sare parde aur gate band kar deta hai aur light off sirf ek light
Pari ke opar padti hai aur sab ek sath happy birthday Pari kehte hain Pari ki ankho main
khushi ke marre ansu aa jate hain wo mere gale lag kar rone laghti hai

Main:- arre routi kyu hai

Pari:- aap ko mera birthday yaad hai

Main:- tera birthday aur main bhul jaon aisa kabhi ho sakta hai chal ab cake kaat school
uske baad

Pari:- mera gift kaha hain

Main:- abhi yeah le

Pari:- khush hokar yeah best gift hai

Main:- Pari yeah Masoom hai

Pari:- kya main Masoom nahi hon

Main:- arre pagal iss ka naam hai

Pari:- to main kya karu

Masoom:- tu mujhe janti hai phir kyu nakhre kar rahi hai

Pari:- aap bhaiya ke sath kya kar rahi ho

Main:- arre dono billiyo

Pari:- ohh sorry di maine socha thoda majak kar lon

Main:- arre di nahi bhabi bol Pari meri taraf aise dekhti hai jaise mujhe kha jayegi

Masoom:- aisa kuch nahi hai tumse majak kar raha hai

Main:- arre main toh iss liye keh raha tha ke thoda maja le sakon par tumne maza kharab
kar diya

Pari:- (hashte hue) main bhi toh mazak kar rahi thi chalo ab school chalo late ho jayega
uss ke baad hum teeno bike pe school nikal jate hain main bike chala raha tha mere piche
Pari bethi thi usne mujhe kas ke pakad rakha tha aur uske piche Masoom hum teeno ne
school main entry le sab ke sab hame aur bike ko dekh rahe the par ladkiya mujhe dekh
rahi thi jaise main insan nahi hon jo t-shirt mujhe pehle shayad dhili aati aaj wo mere body
par chipk rahi thi aur mere pack halke halke nazar aa rahe the maine white t-shirt aur
black jeans pehni thi phir maine unhe utarne ko kaha aur khud parking main chala gya jab
wapas aaya to 3 ladkiyo ne dono ko gher rakha tha

Divya:- kon hai ye

Pari:- friend hai kyu

Saloni:- Pari ye to Masoom ka boy friend hai

Deepali:- oh yea bohat handsome hai maine unki baate sun li main unke pas Pari se

Main:- arre meri rani shanth ho ja

Main:- arre Pari ye teri kya lagti hai (Saloni ki taraf ishara kar ke)

Masoom:- ye iss ki behan hai

Main:- Pari tumne bataya nahi tumhari behan itni hot hai main to bekar hi iss Masoom ke
chakkar main pad gaya Masoom aur Saloni mujhe gusse se ghurti hain abhi late nahi hua
bechari abhi single hi hai tabhi piche se awaaj aati hai

Awaaj:- ye to ab mere naam par booked ho gayi hai maine uss ki taraf dekha to wahi
haram khor Vikky tha wo paas aaya to sari ladkiya piche hat gayi

Vikky:- chal be nikal yaha se

Main:- kyu teri gas leak ho rahi hai kya sare bache hasne lagte hain par in 5 girls ka to bura
haal tha
Vikky:- jyada bol raha hai

Main:- kyu jyada bolne ke liye tere baap ne mana kiya hai

Saloni:- aap sab yaha se chalo

Vikky:- han chupa le isse bhi jaise tera bhai mere inhi hatho si mara tha ye bhi mar na jaye

Saloni:- (rote hue) please Vikky isse maaf kar do Saloni ka aise maafi mangana mujhe acha
nahi laga

Main:- Pari jara iss darpok (Saloni) ko yaha se le ja main jara aise kutte ka mouh band kar
deta hon

Vikky:- lagta hai tujhe bhi iss ke bhai ke pas bhejna hoga wo bhi dusro ki padi main ungli
karta tha aur aur tu bhi

Main:- uska to pata nahi par mere se uljha toh tu kal chal kar yaha nahi aayega tabhi
Principal waha aa jate hain

Principal:- Vikky please school main ye sab nahi Vikky usse dhaka de kar

Vikky:- main challenge na accept karu aisa nahi ho sakta aur wo kisi ko phone kar deta hai
main sab ko lekar canteen jane lagta hon

Vikky:- kyu dar gya kya

Main:- pehle tere paltu kutte to aa jaye phir hum canteen main aa gaye udhar Vikky ke
dimag main kuch aur hi chal raha tha

Vikky:- (bathroom main) saale ko chodunga nahi aisa badla longa ki yaad rakhe ga mujhe
kutta bola aaj uss Saloni ki bachi ko sabke samne nanga karunga aur drugs lene lag jata
hai main soch raha tha yaar dhamki to de di ab aage dekhna hai kya hota han ab jo bhi ho
didi ke dil se Vikky ka dar nikalna hoga itne main waha Sam aur Komal aa jate hain

Komal:- arre Saloni kya haal hai

Saloni:- kuch mat pooch aaj phir se us harami ne dimaag kharab kar diya

Komal:- kya ho gaya

Saloni:- iss se mil yeh hai DD Rajput Masoom ka boyfriend aaj aate hi meri wajah se Vikky
se panga le liya

Komal:- chalo dekhte hain kitna dum hai iss main

Masoom:- wo to aaj pata chal jayega

Komal:- acha slow motion ko boyfriend kya mila isse bolna bhi aa gaya badya hai

Saloni:- slow motion mat bola kar tu ne kabhi isse bike chalate hue nahi dekha agar tu iske
sath bike pe ek baar baith jaye sab pata chal jayega

Komal:- arre yaar wo baat nahi main toh uske nature ke bare main keh rahi hon hamesha
mimosa plant ki tarah chup chap bethi rehti hai

Saloni:- arre aisi koi baat nahi bas topic nahi milta baat karne ka

Masoom:- (chidhate hue) tum log bhi toh bas Dev ki faltu baatein karte rehte ho Dev ye
karta hai Dev wo karta hai

Komal:- Masoom ab yeah jyada ho raha hai kisi ke bare main kuch bhi keh lena par agar
uske bare main kuch kaha toh acha nahi hoga

Main:- arre itna bhadak kyun rahi ho ab woh toh yaha par hai hi nahi phir uske liye kyun
lad rahi ho

Komal:- yeah hamara aapas ki baat hai tum beech main na padho to acha rahega

Pari:- cool girls cool tabhi piche se meri peeth par ek laat padi aur main neche gir gaya
dekha ke waha par kam se kam 12 aadmi they jin ke hath main chaku hockey stick aur bhi
kahi sara saman tha main jaldi se khada hua aur sab ko piche hatne ko kaha

Main:- acha toh aa gaya apne kutte ko le kar chal badhiya hai sab ke sab ek sath pitoge
yeh akele akele

Vikky:- woh to waqt batayega kaun pitega aur kaun bachega

Main:- baat khatam ho gayi ho toh kaam pura kare mere bolte hi unke beach se kala se
aadmi mere paas aaya aur mere pait ki taraf chaku badha diya maine jhat se usse apne
hathon ke beech main pakad liya aur jhatak ke ek taraf fenk diya aur uss aadmi ka sar
pakad ke pas ki table par de mara

Aadmi:- aahh uska sar fat gaya tha aur uss se khon nikal raha tha yeh dekh kar un main se
teen aadmi mere paas aaye aur mujhe gher kar khade ho gaye aur ek sath hockey se
mujhpe hamala kar diya main jhatt se ground ki taraf bhaga kyunki mujhe dar tha ke kahi
un ladkiyon ko aur Sam ko chot na lag jaye wo sab bhi mere piche bhag kar ground ki taraf
aaye ye sab dekh kar bohat sarre bacho aur teachers ki bhid lag gayi
Teacher:- ye sab kya ho raha hai yeh school hai koi fight club nahi school ka mahol kharab
mat karo

Aadmi:- abe master chup chaap baith ja hame apna kaam karne de aaj sala ye rahega ya
hum

Main:- bhai mujhe toh yahi rehna hai tum log ghar chale jao

Vikky:- pehle tujhe opar tu bhej dein aur wo sab ne meri taraf aa kar mujhe gher liya ek
aadmi ne piche se mere sar par war kiya jiske karan mera balance bigad gaya aur neeche
gir gaya uska fayda utha kar de dana dan hockey marna shuru kar diya phir mujhe khada
karke do logo ne pakad liya achanak meri body se dard khatam ho gaya aur meri body kafi
garam ho gayi maine tang utha kar paas khade dono aadmi ko mar di jo mere left or right
side khade the aur phir maine aise hi khade khade piche wale ke pait main laat mari woh
piche gir gaya but apne sath mere t-shirt bhi hath main leke chala gaya abhi fati hui t shirt
mere seene par thi maine khich kar usse fek diya aur chillaya aajo saloo meri six pack body
jo pasine main bheg gayi thi sabke samne aa gayi ab main sirf jeans main tha bacho ko
dekh ke lag raha tha ke woh enjoy kar rahe hain sab ke sab aise dekh rahe the jaisey koi
film ki shoting chal rahi ho ladkiya to video banane main busy thi main bhag kar ek aadmi
ke paas gya aur uske sar pakad kar apne ghutne par mara or phir piche hat kar uske pet
main jor daar laat maar di wo udta hua apne aadmi aur Vikky par gir gaya main un ke paas
jakar un sab ko baari baari se marne laga kisi ke pait main kisi ki tang par jaha mann kar
raha tha waha pe laat aur gusoo ki barsat kar raha tha sab ke sab pade karah rahe the itne
main dekha ke Vicky bach kar school ke andar bhag raha hai

Main:- bahar nikal suar ki aulad subah to bohat kud raha tha ab kya hua fat gayi par udhar
se koi awaz nahi aai main idhar udhar khojne laga thodi der baad ek jeep waha aaye jis
main kam se kam 20 aadmi the un main se ek bola jo shayad unka leader tha

Leader:- kis ki mout aayi hai jisne mere bhai ko hath lagaya main uske paas gaya aur Sam
ki taraf dekh kar kaha oye Sam jakar dhund ke la uss ko tabhi piche se

Vikky:- dhundne ki jarurat nahi kyunki ab tu in se nahi bachne wala maine aas pas dekha
paas main hi ek chain padi thi jo maine apne hath main lapet lee aur uske bhai ke paas
jakar uske bhai ke face par gusoo ki barsat kar di uske logo ne mujhe pakad liya aur mujhe
piche khichne lage tabhi Police ke siren ki awaz aane lagi aur kuch der baad ek Police jeep
aa kar waha ruki aur uss main se 5 Police wale utre ek Police wala waha aaya jo shayad
unka senior tha
Rajveer:- (Inspector) ye sab drama band karo aur tum sab iss ladke ko chodo

Sanjay (Vikky ka bhai):- tu nahi janta ke hum sab kon hain

Rajveer:- sab pata hai ke tum kis khet ki muli ho mujhe baki Police walo jaisa mat samjhna
jo tumhare paiso ke liye dum hilate hain

Sanjay:- jabaan sambhaal kar baat kar

Rajveer:- dekho tumhare baap ki wajah se maine chod rakha hai waise bhi educational
place par marpit karne ke liye tumhe main aaram se jail main daal sakta hon tabhi Sanjay
ko ek call aati hai jise sun wo ghabra jata hai

Sanjay:- yaha se sab ke sab chalo aur Vicky tu apne dosto ke sath hospital chala ja Sanjay
sab ko le kar nikal jata hai

Sunil:- thanks Rajveer yaar

Rajveer:- kis baat ka ye meri duty hai jo main puri tarah se nahi kar pa raha waise ye ladka
kon hai jo aate hi sher ki maand main hath daal raha hai

Principal:- new admission hai thank u sir

Rajveer:- ok ab main chalata hon tum iss ko samjha do aur ho sake to jo Dev ke sath hua
hai bata do

Principal:- ok main Pari ke pas gaya jaha par sab khade the

Masoom:- kyu Saloni dekh liya Saloni ko jaise hosh hi nahi tha wo kabhi mere face ko to
kabhi mere body ko dekh rahi thi par Komal pata nahi kya soch rahi thi

Peon:- aap sab ko Principal sir bula rahe hain

Main:- thek hai tum chalo main aata hon

Saloni:- hum sab tumhare sath chalenge

Main:- ye tum mahrani banna kab chodogi

Saloni:- (chonk ke) kya kaha

Main:- kuch nahi chalo sir bula rahe hain phir hum sab office main aa gye par meri nazar
Komal par thi wo mujhe ajeeb nazroo se ghur rahi thi tabhi school ki canteen main Akash
aata hai canteen wale se
Akash:- uncle ye sab kisne kiya

Canteen wala:- arre tumhare dosto ki ladayi hui thi ussi ka natija hai

Akash:- kya kaha hai

Canteen wala:- Principal office main hai sab Akash office ki taraf nikalta hai

Principal:- han to DD Rajput kon ho tum pehle ye batao

Main:- sir kyu ab iss ki kya jarurat hai

Principal:- kyu ke tumhare koi document hamare pas nahi hain Masoom ke Papa mere
ache dost hain iss liye maine tumhara admission kara liya tha

Main:- sir wo to nahi de sakta

Principal:- to phir tum iss school main nahi pad sakte

Masoom:- sir please maan jaye kuch dino ki baat hai

Principal:- no way main nahi chahta ki iss ki wajah se school par koi case ho kyu ki Rajveer
ne iss ke documents mange hain

Main:- ok to phir main chalta hon Masoom rote hue kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- tumahare ghar aur kaha

Masoom:- chalo main bhi chalti hon

Main:- kyu ab tumhe kya problem ho gayi

Komal:- kaho toh main tumhari problem thek kar don

Main:- kya matlab

Komal:- Saloni didi jaldi se ghar ja kar Dev ke documents le aao Masoom aur mujh par to
jaise bomb fod diya ho

Saloni:- kya bakwas kar rahi hai

Komal:- Saloni didi bakwas main nahi ye Dev kar raha hai

Main:- hakklate hue yeee kya bakwas kar rahi ho

Komal:- ab jyada mat bano

Main:- mujhe nahi pata tum kya keh rahi ho

Komal:- acha chalo peeche mudo mere dimag ki to ghanti baj gayi mujhe dhayan aaya
main to shirtless kadha hon

Main:- Masoom chalo ghar

Sam:- Komal kya baat hai

Komal:- aap isse piche mudne ko kaho

Main:- Masoom chalo khadi kyu ho

Masoom:- han chalo Saloni humare aage aate hue tum kahi nahi jaoge

Akash:- yaha kya ho raha hai tabhi mujhse galti ho gayi

Main:- abe cheater tu yaha

Akash:- tu kon hai be

Main:- ohh sorry sorry bhai

Komal:- tum log khade khade kya dekh rahe ho paltao isse

Sam:- meri taraf badte hue chal bhai ghum jaa

Pari:- kya baat hai tum ghum kyu nahi rahe

Main:- kuch nahi

Pari:- batao kya baat hai

Komal:- chalo ab mud bhi jao

Main:- acha thek aisa karo bahar chalo main bas tumhe dikha dunga

Saloni:- nahi hum sab dekhenge

Akash:- Komal kahi wahi baat to nahi jo main soch raha hon

Komal:- han bikyul sahi sooch raha hai

Saloni:- mujhe bhi to koi batao ke kya chal raha hai

Sam /Principal/Divya /Disha:- hume bhi

Main:- Komal tum nahi manogi

Komal:- sawal hi nahi hota Pari tum dono ne kya laga rakha hai jaldi karo jo bhi karna hai
karo phir main ankhe band kar ke ghum gaya

Sab:- Komal ye kya hai

Komal:- DD urf Dev se pucho

Saloni /Sam /Principal/Divya /Disha:- whattt

Komal:- han yahi hai wo pagal jo hum sab ko beevakuf bana raha hai

Masoom:- Dev ye tumhare shoulder par Komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai

Saloni:- gour se dekh kar han ye to Komal hi hai

Komal:- chalo ab ye mask utaro aur apna face dikha do

Main:- kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai

Saloni:- mera sar fat jayega ye sab kya ho raha han DD hi Dev hai par DD Dev jaisa nahi
hai ye sab kya hai ab maine socha kuch jyada ho reh hai

Main:- oye meri Saloni didi apne hath se gajar ka halwa khila dena sar dard thek ho jayega
aur apne hath agee badha diya

Saloni:- Devvv aur wo mere gale lag kar rone lagi

Saloni:- Dev mere Dev tu aa gaya kaha gya tha tu pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha
chala gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body ek saal main itna change kaise ho gaya

Main:- arre arre saas to le lo itna sare question ka jawab main paper main bhi nahi likh
sakta

Saloni:- itna tadpaya hume

Main:- mujhe kya maja aa raha tha main bhi to apni doll se milne ke liye kab se wait kar
raha hon

Pari:- doll kon hai

Saloni:- main aur kon

Pari:- sab ke samne fulan Devi aur akele main doll pari ki baat sun kar sab hosh main aa
jate hain

Main:- sir ab koi aur documents du kya

Sam:- kutte haram khor

Main:- kya kar raha hai behan hai bhai phir maine baki sab ki tarf dekha tu meri to gaand
fat gayi

Main:- beta aaj to tu gaya

Sam:- kahi nahi jane wala aaj teri dulayi ka din so girls hamala uske baad mera jo haal hua
main bata nahi sakta girls ne to mere gaalo ko thappad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur Akash
meri jeans faadne main laga hua tha

Masoom:- bas karo kya uska rape karoge Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal
nooch rahi thi

Main:- aahh

Saloni:- ab bas karo

Main:- didi bacha lo

Principal:- Disha beta bas karo ye mera office hai koi dekh lega to pata nahi kya sochega
sab ko Principal sir ki baat se yaad aaya ke wo iss time kaha hain Disha to sarma ke bhag
gyi

Main:- thanks sir aap ne bacha liya chalo class chalte hain

Pari:- kya class chalte hain kya aise hi nange jaoge ek to waise hi sab ke sab aise ghur rahe
hain jaise kabhi ladka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch main rape ho jayega

Main:- ab kya karu

Sam:- tu kab se sochne laga chal main mall se kapde le kar aata hon

Main:- phir kahani kya suna raha hai

Sam:- abe ja raha hon Komal iss ka dhayan rakhna

Komal:- ok bhai

Masoom:- chalo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne bataya nahi wo tatoo ka kya matlb hai

Main:- sir bathroom kaha hai Sir ek taraf ishara kar dete hain main bhag ke bathroom
main chup jata hon bahar sab thodi der gate pit kar chale jate hain thodi der baad maine
bahar dekha to waha koi nahi tha
Main:- sir wo sab kaha hain

Principal:- sab bahar khade hain acha beta wo DD ka kya majra hai

Main:- arre sir MLA ke bete ke murder ke case ki wajah se

Principal:- arre wo mara nahi tha bas uske sar main tumhara iron punch lagne ki wajah se
uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh main nahi aayi ki uss ne Police main apne
bete ko mara hua kyu bataya

Main:- acha to ye khel khela ja raha hai sir filhaal mere sarre documents DD ke naam par
rakhna

Principal:- thek hai akhir tum iss school ke trusty ho

Main:- ok sir itne main Sam aa gya maine kapde badle aur bhar aaya

Main:- kya baat chal rahi hai

Saloni:- mujh se baat mat karo

Main:- arre bhai kya ho gya

Saloni:- itne dino se kaha

Masoom:- ye soo raha tha

Sab ek sath:- pore ek saal

Main:- abe ye pagal hai main coma main tha

Saloni:- aur ye tatoo ka kya chakkar hai

Pari/Masoom:- han batao jaldi

Main:- kuch nahi ye to aise hi maje main banwa liya

Saloni:- mera kyu nahi banwaya

Pari:- badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega

Sam:- acha ye bata jab Komal ne tujhe propose kiya tha to tu ne mana kyu kiya tha maine
apna sar pit liya

Divya /Saloni /Disha /Masoom/Pari:- whatt

Main:- abe chhutiya tujhe meri marne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karni
jaruri thi

Akash:- acha tu ye sab chod Richa didi ko mil lena yaar unki tabiyat kharab hai

Main:- tum dono gandi ho ya kam musibat hai jo tu ek aur de raha hai

Saloni:- Komal ye sab kya tu ne itna bada dhokha kiya mere sath phir pata nahi kyu wo
teeno (Pari /Masoom/Pari) waha se nikal gayi

Main:- Sam se bhai tu ne ye kar diya abhi toh sahi se mila bhi nahi tha aur tu ne gaand
maar di

Sam:- yaar pichli baar teri meri dosti issi wajah se tut gayi thi to excitement main puch liya
par in tino ko kya hua ab kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na

Akash:- (mann main) itna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai

Akash:- han yeh to main bhi nahi samjha

Main:- aaj ki classes main gaand lag gayi

Komal:- arre babu sab thek ho jayega tum tention na lo

Sam:- kya babu

Komal:- kyu kya problem hai

Main:- abe gf bf main itna to chalta hai

Sam:- arre Dev ne to tumhe mana kar diya tha

Main:- chal saale tujhe aaj pura sacch bata deta hon warna pata nahi aur kaha kaha meri
marweyega

Sam:- chal bata

Main:- tumhari classes

Sam:- abe ek din main koi einstein nahi ban jaonga

Main:- chal phir kahi bhar chal

Komal:- park chalein

Main:- iss time

Komal:- arre ek mast park khula hai aur kafi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega

Main:- chalo main bike le kar aate hon tum dono gate par milo phir main aur Komal bike
ki taraf jate hain

Main:- Komal tu mujhe kitna pyaar karti ho

Komal:- ye tum pucch rahe ho

Main:- nahi bas iss liye pucch raha hon kyuki pata nahi main jab se coma se utha hon usse
kuch ghanto baad mujhe kuch visions nazar aa rahe hain

Komal:- kaise visions

Main:- main tumhara dil nahi dukhna chahta

Komal:- tum bol bhi do

Main:- yaar woo

Komal:- bol bhi

Main:- agar tum mujhe chod ke chali gayi to main mar jaonga Komal mere mouh par hath
rakhte hue aisa kabhi nahi hoga main tum se yaha milna aaj subah dekha tha

Komal:- kya ladai aur office wala

Main:- maine kaha tha bas photo si aati hai bas aur kuch jyada saaf nahi

Komal:- aur kya dekaha ke main aur Masoom kiss kar rahe hain

Komal:- kya nahi aisa nahi ho sakta

Main:- main janta hon par wo baar baar mere pas aati hai to main bhi khud to nahi rok
pata

Komal:- tum jante ho ye nahi ho sakta

Main:- mujhe pata hai tabhi toh tumhe bata raha hon acha ye batao uss raat mere sath
kya kya hua tha Komal ne shuru se lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki sari baate bata di
phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye

Akash:- itni der

Main:- ab chloo hum nikalne hi wale thi ki kisi ka phone baja

Komal:- han Saloni

Saloni:- xxxxx

Komal:- kya abhi aate hain

Main:- kya hua

Komal:- jaldi city hospital chalo

Main:- baat to bata

Komal:- wahi hua jo tum keh rahe the Masoom ne maine phir kuch nahi pucha aur bike
city hospital ki taraf bhaga di thodi der baad hum sab hospital pahuch gaye main mami ke
pas jakar kya hua hai Masoom ko chataakk chataakk Komal ne bich main hath rok diya

Komal:- aap aise kyu mar rahi ho

Diksha:- iss ki wajah se ye hua hai

Komal:- iss ne aisa kuch nahi kiya

Diksha:- Dev kyu kiya tumne aisa bolo maine tum se kaha tha ke usse khush rakhna aur
uske itni sari mehnat ka ye sila diya jab tum isse mile tab iss ne tumhe thek karnne ke liye
kya kya nahi kiya aur pichle do months se to din raat tumhari seva ki hai iss ne kayi raat
ko jaagi bechari bas tumhe thek karne ke liye aur aaj tumhari wajah se ye sab

Main:- (mann main) abe main toh coma main tha phir ye kya bol rahi hai

Main:- baki baate baad main kar lenge ab uski halat kaisi hai

Dr Vikas:- now she is out of danger

Main:- thanks god

Main:- mami ji jara aap mere sath chalo

Diksha:- kyu

Main:- kuch baat karni hai aur hum dono thoda dur ja kar

Main:- kya baat hai

Diksha:- beta maaf karna main kuch jyada emotional ho gayi thi

Main:- koi baat nahi puri baat batao

Diksha:- tumhe kya lagta hai wo tumhe apna boyfriend kyu bolti ha?

Main:- bas wo to majak hai usse acha lagta hai to maine bhi jyada force nahi kiya

Diksha:- kya tumhe kuch bhi yaad nahi

Main:- mujhe sab yaad hai meri priwar mere dost sab

Diksha:- arre wo nahi jo pechele 6 month main hua hai mere to paro se jaise dharti fisal
gayi

Main:- (haakalate hue) 6 mahine ye kya keh rahi ho aap mujhe to abhi 2 din bhi nahi hue
hosh aaye hue

Diksha:- nahi tum pore ek saal se Masoom ke sath ho par tum Haryana se kabhi yaha nahi
aate the

Main:- whatt

Diksha:- haan

Main:- par mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai

Diksha:- mujhe tumhare bare main jyada nahi pata par itna janti hon ke tum aur Masoom
ek dusre ki jaan ho

Main:- aap ye kya keh rahi ho

Diksha:- ruko uske baad wo apne phone main kuch kar rahi thi ye dekho mere to per
ladkhada gaye unhone ek video dhikayi jis main main Masoom ko godh main utha kar
sedhiyon se utar raha tha aur uss scene main kuch jyada khush tha party jaise lag raha tha
mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha kyuki ye meri soch se bhi pare tha

Main:- yeee

Diksha:- ab bhi kahoge ki wo majak tha

Main:- par mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi acha ek baat batayee ki aap Saloni ko kaise janti ho

Diksha:- wo dono kafi achi friend hain

Main:- kya Saloni ko pata hai main kon hon matlab jo main iss video main hon

Diksha:- haan wo dono friends hain toh kya pata nahi hoga? mera sar ghum raha tha ye
sab kam tha jo ab ye kya fanda hai jab Saloni di mere bare main janti hai to phir park main
aise kyu mili aur ab Komal ke bare main jaan kar teeno aise behave kar rahe hain jaise ki
maine koi gunaah kar diya mere mann main main hazaro sawal the par jawab sirf 2 logo
ko patta hai ek to Saloni aur dusri hai Masoom yahi sochta hua main waha se nikal kar
apne dosto ke paas aaya

Komal:- kya hua tumahara chehra kyu utra hua hai

Main:- kuch nahi maine Komal ko kuch nahi bataya shayad mujhe dar tha tabhi Komal ka
phone bajta jai

Komal:- hello han bol han yaha hai abhi baat karti hon

Komal:- Dev Saloni ka phone hai tum se baat karni hai

Main:- han didi bolo

Saloni:- ab wahi rahega ya hamare paas bhi aayega

Main:- nahi didi bas aa raha hon

Saloni:- jaldi aa ja maa Papa ko bhi batana hai

Main:- aa raha hon bus

Main:- Komal tum mere sath chalo un dono ko sambhalna meri akele ki baat nahi hai

Komal:- thek hai Sam bhai main ja rahi hon aap sab bhi ghar chale jao uske baad main aur
Komal mere ghar ki traf nikal gaye

Udhar ghar main

Neha:- maa mujhe aap se kuch baat krani hai

Savitri:- arre pehle khana kaha le aur aaj tum school kyu nahi gayi aur ye dono bhi jaldi aa
gayi hain

Neha:- unka mujhe nahi pata meri tabiyat thek nahi thi to nahi gayi

Savitri:- acha bata kya baat karni hai

Neha:- wo maa kal raat ko na koi hamare room main

Savitri:- acha koi chala gya hoga

Neha:- maa koi ghar ka nahi tha wo koi ladka tha aur Pari usse kapde utarne ko keh rahi
thi
Savitri:- kya

Neha:- han maa

Savitri:- iss ki itni himmat ke ghar main ladka bulaya aur chii chii ye hamari Pari Savitri uth
kar niche hall main aati hai jaha Saloni aur Pari tv dekh rahi thi aur Pari ke pas jakar

Savitri:- teri itni himmat kaise hue

Saloni:- kya hua maa

Savitri:- teri behan aaj kal apne room main ladke bula rahi hai

Saloni:- maaa

Savitri:- han beta wo to Neha ne bata diya warna pata hi nahi chalta

Saloni:- Pari maa kya keh rahi hai Pari chup rahi

Saloni:- maa kuch keh rahi hai Pari uss ka jawab do tabhi gate se awaj aati hai main jawab
deta hon

Devraj:- tu kon hai Pari bhag kar mere gale lag jati hai

Main:- Pari ke kaan

Main:- Pari thoda maja lein Pari na sir haan main hila diya

Neha:- maa yahi hai wo yahi hai Saloni sab samjh jati hai maine Saloni ko aankh mar di

Savitri:- dekh rahe ho Pita ji kitni besharm ho gayi hai hum sab ke samne gale lagi hue hai

Main:- kaho to tumhe bhi gale lag lun Saloni Komal aur Pari apni hassi rok rahi thi

Devraj:- iss ghar maa aane ki teri himmat kaise hui

Main:- jaha meri jaan rehti hai waha nahi aaunga to kaha jaonga

Savitri:- Pari tujhe pasand bhi aaya to ye awara

Pari:- inke jaisa koi nahi hai Saloni apni hasi rok nahi payi aur pet pakad ke hasne lagi

Savitri:- iss ghar main yeh kya ho raha hai

Ab Savitri ji ko maa likhunga tabhi maa ka phone bajne lagta hai

Main:- hello han ji boliye

Suraj:- kuch kehta hai

Maa:- khushi se kya aap sacch keh rahe ho aap jaldi ghar aa jao uske baad maa ko na jane
kya hua ke wo khushi se naachne lagi

Maa:- aaj mujhe sabse badi khushi mil gayi hai Saloni jaldi se khana banna le mera beta
jinda hai aur tere Papa usse dhudne gaye hain Saloni kuch bolane wali thi maine usse
ishara kar ke mana kiya

Maa:- chala ja ab aur han Pari isse aaj hi apne Papa se mila de main nahi chati ke meri
ghar ki izzat badnaam ho aur ab to mera beta aa raha hai mera beta apne liye itna pyaar
dekh kar mere ankho main aasu aa gaye main bolne hi ja raha tha ke Pari ne mere mouh
par hath rakh kar mere kaan main kaha

Pari:- abhi to asli maza aana shuru hua hai aur aap ko meri kasam na aap kuch batayenge
na main

Main:- Pari ye galat hai

Pari:- (mann main) mujhe dhoka diya hai na ab dekho main kaisa khel khelti hon ke
hamesha yaad raankho ge aur tu Komal ki bachi tujhe to main baad main dekhe lungi

Maa:- aye Mr kya naam hai tumhara

Pari:- maa thoda to respect do apka damaad hai

Saloni:- ab jyada ho raha hai Pari Komal aur Saloni ko aankh mar deti hai dono samjh jati
hai ke abhi Pari maja ke full mood main hai

Main:- mera naam Dev Rajput hai maa aur baki sab chonk jate hain

Maa:- naam Dev hone se koi Dev nahi ho jata samjhe tum kaha aur wo kaha

Saloni:- maa aisa kuch nahi ye bhi acha insan hai

Main:- thanks Saloni ji

Saloni:- u welcome

Maa:- ab ye bakwas batte ho gayi ho to ja kar mere bete ke liye uski favorite dishes banna
lo sab ki sab meri dono chachi jo pehle se hi kitchen main thi kitchen main khana bannane
main busy ho gaye aur main apne dada dadi ke pas ja kar unke pas beth gaya maine dada
dadi ke par chuye
Dada /Dadi:- khush raho beta kafi ache sanskar diye hai tumhare maata pita ne

Main:- haan un logo ne bhi to aap se hi sikhe hai

Dada:- kya

Main:- kuch nahi dada ji

Dada:- beta aise kisi ladki ke room main raat ko aana acha nahi hota

Main:- sorry dada ji

Dada:- acha tum kya karte ho

Main:- 12th main padta hon

Dada:- arre phir tumhe hamari beti se kaise pyaar ho gya mujhe Pari ke sath aise jodna
pasand nahi aa raha tha par main kabhi bhi uski kasam nahi tod sakta tha

Main:- bas pyaar ki koi umar nahi hoti tabhi waha par kafi logo ki entry hoti hai Kirti Shikha
Sanjana Rahul Amit Kashish Ritu Sumit

Rahul:- chillata hua didi Saloni didi kaha ho aap aur mujhe dekhete hi wo ruk jata hai

Rahul:- arre aap yaha

Dada:- yeh isse maine rok diya

Main:- Pari ka friend hon aap kaise jante ho

Rahul:- kya sir itne bade kaam kiya aur aise bol rahe ho jaise kuch jante hi nahi Shikha didi
to ghur rahi thi tabhi Saloni aa jati hai

Saloni:- kya hua kyu gala faad raha hai arre tum sab ek sath yaha

Sumit:- arre Saloni maine suna teri school main kisi se ladayi ho gayi thi

Saloni:- gusse main badi jaldi aap ko pata chal gaya aap ko kaam se fursat kaha waise aap
ko kaise pata chala

Rahul:- arre didi puri jagah news faili hai ki aap ko bachane ke liye ek hero ne fight ki hai

Main:- arre yaar ye kya hero laga rakha hai

Sumit:- aap DD hi hai na

Main:- han kyu koi shak hai kya

Shikha:- nahi nahi ye to pagal hai aap ki madad ke liye shukriya

Dada:- chalo bacho fresh ho jao tumhara bhai aane wala hai

Shikha:- aur koi shocking news bhi hai kya

Dada:- haan maine phir beech main aakar

Main:- aap ka bhai pagal hai kya

Sajana:- oye hoge kahi ke hero par agar mere bhai ko kuch kaha toh acha nahi hoga

Main:- arre mera matlab hai aap log usse dhund rahe ho aur wo itne pyaar karne wale
Pariwaar ke pas kyu nahi aaya

Ritu:- aisa nahi hai bas wo kisi kaam main busy ho ga ya problem main aaj apne pariwar
ka itna bharosa dekh kar main khush ho gaya phir aise hi idhar udhar ki baate hoti rahi
main soch raha tha pichle ek saal main mere sath kya hua hai Saloni didi se aaj raat baat
karni hai thodi der baad sab table par baith jate hain

Maa:- arre kaha reh gaye ab tak Saloni jara phone karke pata karna

Saloni:- haan main abhi phone karti hon aur Papa ko call kar deti hai abhi main gate khulta
hai Papa ander aate hain maa bhagate hue unke pas jati hai

Maa:- kaha hai mera beta

Papa:- jaha ka address mila tha waha nahi mila

Maa:- to wapas kyu aaye jaiye abhi dhund ke lao

Papa:- arre suno to sahi

Maa:- mujhe kuch nahi khana bas aap dhund ke lao aur wo bhar jane lagti hai

Dada:- bahu ruk ja agar wo iss shahar main hai to jarur mil gayega Papa aur maa dono
andar aa jate hain Papa mujhe dekh kar shock ho jate hain

Papa:- ye yaha kya kar raha hai

Maa:- ye Pari se pyaar karta hai Komal Saloni Pari ko chod kar waha bethe sab shock

Papa:- ye kya bakwas kar rahi ho

Maa:- sahi keh rahi hon kal raat Neha ne in dono ko room main dekha tha
Papa:- mujh se tum jara mere sath room main chalo

Main:- ji phir main aur Papa room main aa jate hain Papa mujhe kas ke gale laga lete hain
aur roonne lag jate hain

Papa:- tu kaha chala gaya tha bata mujhe aise koi apne pariwar ko chod kar jata hai

Main:- nahi Papa main aap logo ke bina kaise jinda reh sakta hon par aap ko mere bare
main kisne bataya

Papa:- main kisi kaam se Akash ke ghar gaya to usne tumhare bare main baatya

Main:- acha to ye baat hai

Papa:- ye Pari tere bare main kya baat kar rahi hai phir maine kal raat se lekar sari baate
bata di kiss ko chod kar

Papa:- acha to apni maa to tang kiya ja raha hai

Main:- main to kab ka bata deta par Pari ki kasam se ruka hua hon

Papa:- chalo koi baat nahi par hamari baate koi sun raha tha tabhi ek ladki bhagti hue aaye
aur mere gale lag kar mere gaalo ko chumne lagi

Papa:- acha to chupke se sun rahi thi aur ye kya tu ne isse pura gila kar diya

Ritu:- ye mere bhaiya hain inhe chumu ya gila karu ye mere hain

Main:- chal tu toh thek hai par ye chumna band kar

Papa:- chalo sab niche wait kar rahe hain

Main:- Papa aap niche ja kar maa ko bata dena ab bas bohat ho gaya

Papa:- thek par baad main Pari ko tum sambhal lena phir hum teeno niche aa gaye

Maa:- ho gayi baat

Papa:- par ye ladka mujhe pasand nahi aaya Pari ke to jaise sare armano par pani phir
gaya

Maa:- sahi kaha par mujhe lagta hai in dono ne kuch galat kar liya hoga

Main:- maaa maa to chonk gayi

Maa:- tum mujhe maa kyu keh rahe ho

Papa:- kyuki yahi tera Dev hai

Maa:- Devv kehti hue mere gale lag gyi sab ke sab shock ho gaye

Maa:- kaha chala gaya tha kya meri yaad nahi aayi

Main:- aap ki yaad na ayye aise kabhi ho sakta hai

Maa:- to phir itni der se kyu tadpa raha tha

Main:- kuch nahi bas thoda se majak tha

Maa:- aage se kabhi aisa mat karna

Main:- chalo aaj apne hath se khila do na

Maa:- tu na kehta to bhi khilati uske baad hum khana kahae beth gaye aaj sabhi bohat
khush lag rahe the mujhe bhi ab jakar sukun mila

Maa:- main thoda aaram karti hon baad main aap sab se tasali se baate karunga aur Komal
ab tum bhi ghar chali jao

Komal:- thek hai kal school main milte hain

Main:- ok uske baad main apne room main aa kar soo gya shaam ko meri need khuli to
dekaha ke maa aur Pari bethe baate kar rahi thi

Main:- kya ho raha hai kis baat par itni baat chal rahi hai

Maa:- tere kaale karname aur poll khol rahi hai main jhatt se uth jata hon

Main:- kon se karname

Maa:- yeh Komal aur Masoom ka kya chakkar hai

Main:- acha khabri ne sab bata diya

Pari:- jyada mat bolo

Main:- Pari ke kaan main sucide ke bare main to nahi bataya Pari ne na main sar hila diya

Maa:- ab tum dono ladna mat shuru kar dena

Main:- acha kya aap khana nahi khati

Maa:- kyu aisa kyu laga

Main:- haste hui aap ki figure kharab ho gayi

Maa:- ruk ja badmash maa se aisi baatein karta hai bohat bigad gaya hai main bathroom
main bhag gaya thodi der baad bahar aaya tu dekha Saloni didi bhi aa gayi thi

Maa:- arre Dev fresh ho gaye chalo tum log baatein karo main coffee lekar aati hon

Main:- thek hai main Saloni didi ke paas jakar

Main:- didi yeh sab kya chakkar hai jab tum mujhe pehle se jante thi phir ye sab natak kyu

Saloni:- nahi main keval DD ko janti thi

Main:- acha kuch to batao

Saloni:- tere bare main sab kuch pata tha par ye nahi pata ki tu mera bhai hai ye to sabke
sath pata chala hai

Main:- DD ko kaise janti ho

Saloni:- kyuki DD ki Masoom se mangni ho gayi hai

Main /Pari:- kyaaa

Main:- ye kya bakwas hai acha ek minute issi liye usne sucide ki koshish ki hai

Saloni:- han par Komal se kab se pyaar karta hai

Main:- aisa kuch nahi hai didi

Saloni:- ab chupane se koi fayada nahi

Main:- par didi jab meri uss se mangni hui to kya kabhi uss ne ye tatoo nahi dekha hoga

Saloni:- arre jab tu hamare sath wonder park gaya tha humne bhi aisa koi tatoo nahi dekha

Pari:- aap kab gayi bhaiya ke sath

Saloni:- Dev ke sath nahi DD ke sath gayi thi tujhe pata hai 2 mahine pehle mera Kashmir
ka trip tha tab hi Masoom isse sath layi

Main:- par didi DD hai kya kuch pata hai

Saloni:- yeh baat keval mujhe aur Masoom aur uske Pita ji ko pata hai

Main:- ab suspense khatam karo aur batao

Saloni:- mujhe ye bhi pata hai tera face change kiya hai par mujhe ye baat samjh main
nahi aae ke Masoom ne kyu chupayi ke tu hi mera bhai hai kyuki jab uss ne tera asli face
dekha tha

Main:- tu usse sab maloom tha ki phir uss ne ye sab kyu kiya aur aap ne park main kyu
nahi pehchana

Saloni:- kyuki uss ne mana kiya tha ki tumhare sar par chot ke karan yaadash chali gye hai

Main:- acha wo secret baat kya hai

Saloni:- yahi ke koi ek saal main wo kiya hai jo koi bhi nahi kar paya

Main:- jyada mat ghumao

Saloni:- tum ek secret agent ho wo bhi bohat famous

Pari:- ghanta famous koi janta tu hai hi nahi

Main:- Pari gaali nahi beta

Pari:- ye beta mat bola karo gandi feeling aati hai

Main:- kis chiz ki baani hai tu kabhi bhi kuch bhi

Pari:- strawberry ki chatna hai

Main:- didi iss ki nautanki lagi rahegi aap aage batao koi mujhe kyu nahi janta

Saloni:- kyuki DD ka face kisi ne nahi dekha wo hamesha Joker ka face bana ke aata hai
aur unhone ne ek video dikhayi Pari bhi video deekh kar daar gayi aur mujhse dur hat gayi

Main:- Pari mujhse mat daro main DD nahi hon agar hota bhi toh tu kyu dar rahi hai Pari
mere gale lag gayi bhaiya kitana bayank hai ye sab ek baar tv main dekha tha par ye pata
nahi tha ki ye aap hi ho

Saloni:- ye log kisi ladki ka rape karne ja rahe the tabhi uss ne matlab tumne inhe aise
mara tha

Main:- main nahi woo

Saloni:- tum ladkiyon ke godh bhi ho aur crush bhi kyuki ye toh ek case hai pata nahi kitni
ladkiyo ki jaan aur izzat bachai hai itna hi nahi tum se milane ke liye ladkiyo ne apni rape
karwane ka try kiya
Main:- acha itna famous hai ye DD par kuch sahi samjh nahi aa raha sab bikhra se lag raha
hai aap ko ye sab kaise pata chala

Saloni:- tumhare bare main pehle toh main nahi janti thi jab tum yaha aa rahe the tab
Masoom ne sab kuch bataya aur ye bataya ki tum yaha kisi kaam se aaye ho

Main:- aur ye mangni ka kya chakar hai

Saloni:- main bhi issi liye tumse gussa thi kyuki DD ki mangni tak to thek tha par jab mujhe
pata chala ke tum mere bhai ho to mujhe gussa aa gya par ab tum se gussa hone galat
tumhe thodi pata tha ke tum kya kar rahe ho

Maa:- kiski mangni ki baate ho rahi hain

Pari:- bhaiya ki

Main:- arre pagal

Maa:- tez se aaji sunnete ho Papa aate hain

Papa:- kya hua itna chilla kyu rahi ho

Maa:- arre apke bete ne mangni kar li aur aap keh rahe hain ke main chilau na

Papa:- kya Dev ye sab kya hai

Main:- Papa wo

Maa:- kya wo wo laga rakha hai bina hume baate ye sab

Saloni:- wo iss ne nahi ki balki DD ne ki hai

Maa:- DD kon hai

Papa:- aaj kal yeh DD naam tv par bada famous ho raha hai uski baate hoti rehti hain par
beta tumhe ye naam rakhne ki kya jarurat hai

Saloni:- ye wahi DD hai

Papa:- kya ye ho hi nahi sakta wo to Haryana ki aur baki jagah ki news hai

Main:- main bhi ek saal se Haryana main hi tha

Maa:- koi mujhe batayega yaha kya chal raha hai Saloni didi ne phir sari baate batayi

Maa:- to phir mujhe abhi apni bahu se milna hai

Main:- main ye sagai nahi manta

Papa:- tu kya tera baap bhi manega ek baar jo Rajputo ke khandan se jud gaya to usse koi
mana nahi kar skta sabhi hasane lagte hain

Main:- maa ye sab bas ho gaya

Maa:- beta kuch baate wakt par chod dete hain

Main:- par

Maa:- chup kar ye bata meri Masoom bahu kaha hai ja usse le kar aa

Pari:- unho ne to sucide kar liya hai

Saloni:- pagal ladki time dekh ke bola kar

Maa:- hey bhagwan ye sab kya hai Dev

Main:- kuch nahi bas thoda se misunderstanding hai maa ab wo thek hai aur city hospital
main hai

Maa:- chalo hospital

Main:- han chalo main bhi jane wala tha hum sab hospital ki ore nikal jate hain thodi der
baad hum waha pahuche hum log andar gaye aur Masoom ki room ke main aa gaye
Masoom ke pas uske Pita ji aur mam mami aur ek ladka aur ladki khade the jo mami ke
bache the aur dr Karan Purohit Masoom ki mami ka ladka aur Surbhi Purohit unki ladki

Main:- Dr ye kab tak thek ho jayegi

Dr Vikas:- ab kafi sudhar hai bas kuch der main hosh aa jayega maine injection to kafi
pehle laga diya par pata nahi hosh kyu nahi aa rha

Main:- chalo thek hai tabhi patta nahi kya hua Surbhi chilla kar boli

Surbhi:- ab bhi kuch baki hai to jaan se mar diya meri didi ko Diksha mami ne usse thapad
marne chaha to maine aage aa kar unka hath pakad liya

Main:- sahi keh rahi hai mami meri hi galti hai

Surbhi:- ab sharif banne ki koshish mat karo

Diksha:- Surbhi chup ho jao

Surbhi:- maa aap iss selfish insan ke liye mujhe kyu rok rahi ho
Diksha:- beta kabhi kabhi galti ho jati hai mujhe itna guilty feel ho raha kyuki maine shayad
Masoom ke pyaar ko nahi samjha aur keval apne bare main soch kar mangni ko bhi
maanne se inkar kar raha tha main Surbhi ke pair pakad ke sorry ke liye jhuka ki tha ke
mera kandha kisi ne pakad liya

Masoom:- apko kisi ke samne jhukne ki jarurt nahi hai hum logo baato main itna kho gaye
the ki kisi ko pata hi nahi chala ke Masoom ko hosh aa gaya hai Masoom ki baat sunte hi
maine usse gale laga liya

Main:- mujhe maaf kar do chahe to mujhe mar lo par aisa dubara mat karna

Masoom:- main kabhi aapko kuch nahi keh sakti aap mere hone wali pati ho Masoom ko
laga mujhe shock lagega par main normal tha

Main:- abhi sagai hui hai saadi abhi baki hai

Masoom:- kya aap ko sab yaad aa gya

Main:- nahi

Masoom:- kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge

Maa:- tum dono laila majnu ka milan ho gaya to apni bhau se mil lun mujhe dhayan aaya
ki sab yahi hain toh maine Masoom ko chod diya

Maa:- han to beti rahi saadi ki baat to iss pagal se saadi karegi Masoom maa ki pair chhune
ke liye uthne wali thi par maa ne usse rok diya

Masoom:- karungi maa ji aap inhe pagal mat kahiye bus

Maa:- dekh le agar iss se bach gayi to mujh se kon bacheyga

Masoom:- main samjhi nahi

Maa:- thoda preshan karne ke liye main jo kahugi karna padega aur agar tumne kuch bhi
gadbad ki tu main tujhe Dev se dur kar dungi Masoom ka chehra aisa ho gaya jaise abhi
roo degi maa usse gale laga kar arre udaas mat hona main bas apni bahu se majak kar rahi
thi kya itna bhi hak nahi hai mera

Masoom:- arre nahi mummi ji

Maa:- mummi ji han ye acha han maaji thoda old fashion ho gaya hai sab hasne lage

Main:- Dr sir isse kab discharge kar doge

Dr Vikas:- abhi le ja sakte ho par khane aur rest ka dhayan rakhna hoga

Maa:- mami se kya main isse apne sath le ja sakti hon

Mami:- par humare Purohit khandan main bina shadi ke sasural nahi ja sakti

Maa:- ye sab purani baate hain

Mami:- kuch bhi ho parampara to hai jo hum nahi tod sakte maa ka face niche ho gaya
maa ki mayusi ne meri dil ko chalani kar rahi thi maine paas pade dressing box main se
medical blade se apna angutha par cut laga diya aur Masoom ki maang bhar di sab ke
mouh khule ke khule reh gye main mami se ab koi pareshani

Mami:- ye kiya kar diya

Main:- jab shaddi aaj kal main karni hi hai to aaj hi kyu nahi kyu Masoom tumhe koi ettraj
hai Masoom to bas mujhe ek tak dekh rahi thi

Surbhi:- aap apne aap ko samjhte kya ho jo mann main aayega wahi karoge

Main:- han ab na ye mujhse dhur rahegi na aise faltu ke kaam karegi aur gale se gold chain
nikal kar Masoom ko pehna di

Main:- lo ab to tum ko mangal sutra bhi mil gaya

Surbhi:- yeh dekho ek aur mann mani koi rok kyu nahi raha hai

Masoom:- chup ho ja ab bohat ho gaya apne jiju se koi aise baat karte hai

Surbhi:- par

Masoom:- chal maafi maang

Main:- rahne do ab batao chalna hai ya nahi

Masoom:- kaisi baate kar rahe hai ab aap logo ki baate kaise mana kar sakti hon maa
khush lag rahi thi par mere decision par har koi khush nahi tha par maine to wahi kiya jo
dil ne kaha uske baad main Masoom ke discharge paper par sign kiye aur usse waha se le
kar ghar ki taraf nikal gaye thodi der baad hum ghar pahuch gaye main Masoom ko godh
main utha kar under le jane laga

Maa:- yahi ruk ja arti karni hai maa jaldi se arti ki thali le aayi aur sari formality ke baad
usse apne bedroom main le ja kar lita diya

Maa:- tum dono aram karo main dinner banati hon

Main:- thek hai

Udhar havli main kuch log bethe baate kar rahe hain

Aadmi:- boss kabar mili hai ki wo wapas aa gaya hai

Boss:- tu uski chinata mat mar pehle usse Police se bhidna hoga tab tak hum apna kaam
pura karenege

Aadmi:- par boss jab wo nahi tha tab bhi to kar sakte the

Boss:- tu nahi samjhta kisi ki izzat agar uss ke samane utaroo to jyada sukon milta hai

Aadmi:- to kal usse utha le pichli bar jo nahi hua iss bar jarur hoga

Boss:- hahaha jarur jarur ab tujhe kon bachayega meri rani tera raja to kal jail ke peche
hoga

Main aur Masoom room main bethe the

Main:- Masoom tum khush to ho na

Masoom:- bohat khush hon buht jyada uss ki smile bata rahi ki wo kitni khush thi par
achanak uska chera utar gaya maine usse gaalo ko pakad kar uska face oper kiya

Main:- kya hua

Masoom:- meri wajah se aap ko intni baate suni padi keval meri wajah se aap ko kuch
yaad bhi nahi phir bhi aap ne mere pyaar ko apanya

Main:- kya tum mere pyaar ko apna sakti ho

Masoom:- main to aap ki hi hon

Main:- dekho tum DD se pyaar karti ho aur Dev Komal se ab DD aur Dev dono main hi hon
to main tumhe aur Komal ko nahi chod sakta

Masoom:- nahi aisa nahi ho sakta mere siwa agar aap ko kisi ne cuya ya aap ne ab kiso ko
apne pas aane diya to main usse nahi chodungi uss ne apna sar pakad liya mujhe laga ye
baat kabhi aur karte hain

Main:- par logo ka kya

Masoom:- kya matlab

Main:- arre maine apne se itni badi ladki se saddi ki hai to log kya kahenge
Masoom:- acha to jao usse Komal ke paas

Main:- thek hai ja raha ab toh tumne bhi keh diya

Masoom:- jaan se maar dungi agar yaha se hile to aur mujhe pata hai aap kyu ja rahe ho

Main:- ab kya khayali pulaw bana liya Masoom kuch nahi boli kya hua ab tum sab ladkiya
na aansuo ki tanki le kar paida hoti ho jab marzi bahaane lagti ho ab batao kya baat hai

Masoom:- main aapko apna jism nahi deti iss liye aap hamesha kisi na kisi ke pas jate rehte
ho

Main:- (hadbada kar) maine kuch nahi kiya

Masoom:- aap bohat bade wo ho

Main:- arre meri maa to samjheti kyu nahi maine kisi ke sath kuch nahi kiya tabhi mera
dimag chakraya kahi DD ne to nahi kiya kuch

Masoom:- han ab aap agent ho to ye sab to karte hi rehte hoge warna mere pas hote hue
bhi itna control nahi karte

Main:- maine kitnoo ke sath kiya

Masoom:- sharma kar dhatt kaise baate puchte ho kya koi apni patni se aise baat karta
hai?

Main:- pata nahi DD bankar kya kiya mujhe nahi pata

Masoom:- mujhe baki sab pata hai par aap apni service ke samay kya karte the mujhe nahi
pata

Main:- ab tum toh kuch deti nahi thi mujhe kuch to karna padta ho ga

Masoom:- ab to main aap ke pas hon jo chaae kar lo

Main:- tum pagal ho kya main toh majak kar raha tha

Masoom:- mujhe pata hai ke main khobsurat nahi hon wo Komal hi mujhe se jyada
khobsurat hai m

Main:- tum bohat khobsurat ho main bas thoda se majak kar raha tha tum bura mat mano
tabhi gate par knock hota hai Pari hume itna pas dekhar uska mouh utar gaya tha

Pari:- khana lag gya hai aap dono miya biwi kha le aur chali gayi
Masoom:- ab isse kya hua

Main:- ab kisi se uska bhai chin logi to tumhe pyaar thodi karega

Masoom:- maine kaha china aap to yahi ho

Main:- wo darasal ye bachpan se meri sath soti hai par aaj tum uss ki jagah leti ho

Masoom:- kya abhi bhi aap ke sath soti hai

Main:- han kyu

Masoom:- kuch nahi aap jaye khana kaha le thek hai tumhara liye opar le aata hon

Masoom:- aap pariwar ke sath khaye main baad main kaha lungi Masoom ki baate sun
kar mujhe bohat acha laga

Main:- aaj ki baad main tum se baat nahi karunga kabhi bhi

Masoom:- (hadbada kar) aisa mat kariye main mar jaongi aap ke bina

Main:- to phir ye aap aap kya laga rakha hai

Masoom:- ok baba sorry ab jao khana kha lo

Main:- that's like good girl uske baad hum sab ne kahana khaya aur phir main apne room
main jane laga to meri dono pariya gate ke bahar mouh latka kar khadi thi

Main:- arre Neha to subah se kaha thi dhiki nahi

Neha:- aap ko bas Pari aur Saloni didi hi har jagah dikhti hai

Pari:- kaash main inhe har jagah dikhti

Main:- acha chal Neha aaj tu mere sath soyegi aur ye apni bhabi ke pas

Neha:- hihihi sacch bhaiya

Main:- han chal jaldi

Pari:- main bhi aap ke pas

Main:- apni bhabhi se puch le

Pari:- kisi ne nahi puchne wali bas maine keh diya aap ke pas sona hai to sona hai

Main:- thek hai andar chal ya yahi gate par soyegi

Dono:- chalo main ander aakar late gaya bed kafi bada kyu ke sab jante the ke ye dono
mera sath kabhi nahi codti iss liye bada bed mere room main hai dono mere aaju baju late
gayi aur maine hatho ko fala kar uss par sar rakh liya maine Masoom ki taraf deka jo Neha
ke side main leti thi uss ne aako se ishara kiya ke koi baat nahi phir main kal ke bare main
sochta hua ke kal Komal ko kya kahna hai Masoom ko Komal ke liye kaise manana hai aur
kal mujhe Dev ke bare main bhi jana hoga phir maineha aur Pari ke gaal par kiss ki aur
sone hi ja raha tha tabhi Masoom mere pas aayi aur boli ke mera kaha hai

Main:- kya

Masoom:- good night kiss

Main:- (dheere se) tum hi kar lo main hila to ye dono aake khol dengi mujhe laga ki wo
mere gaal par kiss karegi par uss ne to mere hont se apne hont jod diya mera left hath hil
gaya Neha ne aankh khol ke dekha ki uss ke opar se honte hue mere hont chus rahi thi
karib 30- 40 second baad uss ne mujhe choda aur Neha ke baaju main late gyi maine Pari
ki taraf dekaha to dono ki ankhe band thi uske baad main bhi soo gaya

Subah utha tu mujhe face par kuch naram aur gila se mahsus ho raha tha maine ankhe
kholi to deekha ke maine Neha ko kas ke pakad rakha hai aur mera mouh uske seene main
duba hua tha aur uske kapde jo pasine main ho gaye the maine jaldi se usse chod diya aur
himmat kar ke uski taraf dekha to wo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi maine kuch kehne ke liye
mouh khola hi tha ki wo bathroom main bhag gayi maine time deekha 6 baj rahe the
maine Neha ke bare main jyada nahi socha ye sab galti main hua hai aur uske ke liye meri
koi gandi feelings nahi hai phir main Masoom ki taraf mud gaya wo kafi pyari lag rahi thi
uske baal uske face par the jo maine hata diye Masoom ki need khul gayi wo sharma gaye
main ab kyu sharma rahi ho raat ko to khud uss ne meri mouh par hath rakh diya aur piche
ishara kiya maine piche mud ke dekha to Pari bethi hui thi

Main:- arre Pari tu kab uthi

Pari:- abhi uthi thi bhaiya aur maine kuch nahi dekha kya dekha maine to kuch nahi bola

Pari:- kyu nahi Neha kaha hai

Main:- bathroom

Pari:- acha main nashta banane ke liye maa ko utha kar aati hon pata nahi aaj jagane kyu
nahi aayi Pari waha se chali gayi phir Neha bahar aayi mera dhayan uske chahti par chala
gaya Neha ne mujhe aisa karte hue dekha
Main:- arre tum fresh ho gayi chalo Masoom main tumhe bathroom le chalo

Masoom:- nahi main chali jao gi maine usse godh main uthaya aur batroom main ghus
gaya

Masoom:- ab jao

Main:- tum akele nahi kar paogi

Masoom:- nahi main kar lungi

Main:- main karunga to kuch galat hai kya

Masoom:- par mujhe sharam aa rahi hai

Main:- ok Neha yaha aa iss ki madad kar

Neha:- ji bhaiya main bhar aa gya

Maa:- chal beta nasata kar le

Main:- aap chalo main aata hon itne main Masoom batroom se bahar aa jati hai aur meri
taraf dekhti hai

Main:- ab ghurana band kar aur rest kar aur iss hath se kuch mat karna samjhi ke nahi

Masoom:- tum mujh se itna pyaar kar rahe ho jab ke tumhe pichli baate pata bhi nahi hain

Main:- kyu na karu meri wife ko main jaise chaaho waise pyaar karu mujhe koi nahi rok
sakta

Masoom:- chalo aap ko nashta bhi karna hai

Main:- han chalo tumhe le kar chalta hon

Masoom:- nahi sab ke samne nahi

Main:- chalo ab sharmane ki wajaha se tumhari tabiyat kharab nahi hone dunga maine
kapde pehne aur usse utha ke nicchi ja kar nashta karne laga aur khud bhi karne laga

Papa:- kya baat han Inspector yaha

Inspector:- hum aap ke bete ko giraftar karne aaye hain ye sun kar sab pareshan ho gaye

Papa:- kis jurm main

Main:- Papa unhe apna kaam karne de

Papa:- thek hai beta main tumhari jammant ki tayari karta hon

Inspector:- shayad wo nahi hoga

Main:- aap bas apna kaam kare phir uss ne mujhe hathkadi laga di sab roo rahe the

Main:- Papa sabka dhayan rakahaa uske baad wo mujhe jeep main betha ke le gaya aur
Police station laa kar mujhe lockup main dala

Inspector:- isse bandh do

Main:- kyu aisa kyu kar rahe ho tabhi uska phone bajta hai

Inspector:- hello han sir ok sir phir unhone mujhe bandh diya Police par hath utha kar
main aur nahi fasna chata tha

Inspector:- isse maro jab tak ye behosh na ho jaye

Main:- tu Police wala hai ya gunda

Inspector:- kuch bhi kah le ab paise liye hain to kaam to karna hi hoga par main ye soch
raha hon ke teri mashoka ko kon bachyega hahaha

Main:- saale main tujhe zinda jala dunga

Inspector:- pehle yaha se nikal to sahi

Main:- tu kya sochta hai ki tu mujhe rok payega tabhi uska phone aaya

Inspector:- Sudhir

Sudhir:- han thek hai iss ki achi khatir dari karne

Sudhir:- le teri janeman to unke pas pahuch gayi tabhi bahar se kuch awaaje aaye jo mujhe
kuch jaani pehchani lagi shor sun kar Sudhir bahar gaya

Papa:- hume ek baar uske milana hai

Sudhir:- papers laye ho

Papa:- aap ko pata hai na ki court itni subah nahi khulta

Sudhir:- I am sorry main kuch nahi kar sakta tabhi waha suit pehne ek ladka aata hai aur
Sudhir ko laat marta hai

Ladka:- ab tu hi sab kuch karega ja mere yaar ko bahar nikal kar la

Sudhir:- sab se dekh kya rahe ho pakdo isse aur andar daal do tabhi waha par 5 ladke aur
aaye aur sab ne apni guns un Police walo par rakh di phir ek 40- 45 saal ka aadmi andar
aaya

Aadmi:- chal be ab usse bahar nikal

Sudhir:- kon ho tum Police station main aisa karna bhari padega

Idhar main ye soch raha tha ke Masoom ko kuch ho gaya to main khud ko maaf nahi kar
paunga ye sooch aate hi main apne hath khichne laga meri aake laal ho gayi aur cell ka
roof tut kar niche girne laga pas khade dono hawaldar ghabara gaye ab main aazad tha
maine un dono ki taraf dekha toh wo dar kar piche hat gaye maine lock up ke gate par
laat maari wo to jaise rue ki tarah tut gaya aur main bahar aaya jaise mujhe kuch nazar
nahi aa raha tha maine Sudhir ko pakad kar ek ghussa uski kamar par maar ke uski hadi
tod di

Sudhir:- aa marr gaya main dusra marne hi wala tha ko kisi ne mere kandhe par hath rakha

Masoom:- ruk jao babu Masoom ki awaj sun kar maine usse gale laga liya aur uske face
ko chumne laga

Ladka:- Arav Singh DD ka jigri dost

Arav:- abe bas bas aur nahi yaha hum bhi hain main piche hat gaya

Main:- tum kon

Arav:- wo sab baad main pehle teri bale ho jaye

Papa:- wo to 10 baje ke baad hogi

Aged aadmi: Mohan RAW head ab inhe sir likhunga

Sir:- isse andar rakhne ka natija to aap ne dekh liya tabhi maine Sudhir ko phir pakad liya

Arav:- abe ab kya hua

Main:- ab bol jaldi jab meri Masoom yaha hai to wo kon hai jise tumne uthwaya hai

Sudhir:- rote hue wahi ladki jise tumne bachaya

Main:- Richa ki baat kar rahe ho

Sudhir:- han wahi

Main:- par wo to meri chal bata wo kaha hai

Sudhir:- Deen Dayal ke farm house par MLA usse wahi lekar gaya hai main usse chod kar
aage badha

Arav:- chal main bhi chalta hon

Main:- chalo uske baad hum dono car main beth kar farm house ki taraf nikal pade jo ke
mere chemical factory ke piche ke jungal main tha

Main:- ab bata tum kon ho

Arav:- main tera matlab DD ka dost hon RAW agent

Main:- acha to main RAW agent hon aur ye meri yaddas kaise gayi

Arav:- wo tera accident karawya gya tha

Main:- kis ne

Arav:- underworld ke logo ne

Main:- ok

Arav:- tum kise bachane ja rahe ho

Main:- meri dost ki behan hai Richa waise kya hum kafi ache dost the

Arav:- the nahi hain teri body ki cells main regenration power bohat jyada hai par mind
ke cells ko time lag raha hai par jaldi hi thek ho jayengi tab tujhe sab yaad aa jayega

Main:- tab to thek hai phir kisi se kuch puchna nahi padega itne main hum farm house
pahuch gaye tabhi ek ladki ki chik sunai di hum dono bhag kar gate par gaye wo band tha
mene usse laat mar kar tod diya andar ka nazara dekh kar mera dil dehal gaya Richa ke
kapde lagbag fat chuke the do log usse belt se maar rahe the gate tutne ki awaj se sab
udhar hi dekhne lage

MLA:- tu aa gaya aaja tu bhi maza le le apni mashoqa ka maine bhag kar ek mukka uske
pet main maara

MLA:- aahh

Vikky:- sab ke sab maro isse ye sun kar Arav ne apni peth se apni talwar nikali jo ninja
talwar lag rahi thi
Arav:- pehle mujhse to bhid lo maine Vikky ko laat mar di tabhi Deen Dayal ne Richa par
fire kar diya main kud kar uske aage aa gaya aur goli mere left kandhe main lagi maine
jaldi se apni shirt nikal kar Richa ko di aur un teeno ki traff badha waha Arav logo ko katne
main busy tha kisi ke pair to kisi ke hath farm house ka floor aisa lag raha tha jaise blood
ka bana hua hai tabhi do hatte kaate aadmi aa kar mere samne khade ho gaye

MLA:- in commondo se koi nahi baach sakta un ko dekh kar mujhe sach main dar laga ek
commando ne mujhe laat mari toh main 7 ft dur ja gira main utha aur uchal ke uski gardan
par laat marne hi wala tha ki dusre commando ne meri taang bich main pakad kar mujhe
table par de mara

Main:- maaa Arav meri taraf dekhne laga

Arav:- abe kya kar raha hai inke jaise toh tere se training lete hain

Commando 1:- kya bola tu ne kon hai ye

Arav:- uth ja DD uth ja main niche pada tha dusra commando mujhe marne ke liye badha
hi tha ke

Commando 1:- ruk jara phir Arav ki traf dekh kar tu jhut bolta hai ye DD nahi ho sakta wo
to chalti phirti mout hai

Arav:- tujhe kya karna hai aur Arav mere pas khada ho kar ab mujh se mukabla karo

Commando 1:- ye le jhut bolne ki saja usne ek slip kar ke Arav ki kamar par laat mari par
Arav peche hat gaya goli lagne ki wajah se ab mujhe dhundla dikh raha tha wo dono Arav
par tut pade udhar wo teeno phir se Richa ki taraf badhne lage ye dekh kar meri body
gusse main heat hone lagi aur phir achanak se goli mere kandhe se khud hi bahar nikal
gayi Arav ladayi main niche gir gaya tha maine aage aa kar usse utha liya aur tezi se chillaya

Main:- ab koi nahi bachega

MLA:- abe tum dono dekh kya rahe ho maro iss usse ghochu ko chodo par chokne wali
baat ye thi ke woh commano wahi ruk gaye

Vikky:- abe jao na Commando mere pas aa gaye

Main:- arre Shiva aur Sandy tum yaha

Shiva: Commando 1 Sandy: Commando 2

Shiva:- sorry bhaiya hume pata nahi tha ke aap hain aap ko hamesha mask main dekha
hai

Vikky:- abe bosidiyo ke ab tumhari maa aur behan nahi bachegi

Main:- Shiva kya hua maa aur baby ko

Shiva:- in logo ne unhe issi farm house ke special valut main rakha hai maine talwar
uthakar Sandy ki taraf fenk di aur kaha ye le ab aur mera kaam khatam kar uss valut ki
chinta mat kar maa aur baby ko kuch nahi hoga aur haan thoda tadpa tadpa kar marna
mujhe sukun chahiye

Sandy:- aap aram se betho aur show ka maza lo

Deen Dayal:- tum sab ko ye bohat mehanga padega

Main:- mujhe sasti chize pasand bhi nahi rahi baat tumhari to tum uss layak nahi bacho
ge ki kuch kar pao chal Sandy khatam kar Shiva apna iron punch pehan kar MLA ko marna
laga

MLA:- koi bachaoo maa pita ji bhagwan koi to bachaoo Sandy ne aage ja kar Deen Dayal
ki gardan ek hi jhatke main uda di ye dekh kar Vikky ki to gaand hi fat gayi aur wo bhagne
laga Sandy uske piche bhaga

Arav:- abe ye do bhot kaha se pakad liye aur tujhe sab yaad aa gaya maine Arav ki taraf
dekha aur bhag kar uske gale lag gaya

Main:- bhai yaar kaha chala gaya tha itne dino se haan mujhe sab yaad aa gaya par tujhe
meri yaad nahi aayi

Arav:- saale haram khor gaandu boside ke

Main:- abe chup kar ladki khadi hai kya dikhayi nahi de rahi

Arav:- sorry bhabi ji

Main:- abe har koi bhabi dikhti hai tujhe tabhi Richa mere gale laga gayi

Arav:- le sabut bhi mil gaya

Main:- Richa di chodo mujhe ye sun kar Richa ne muje thappad jad diya Arav ne seeti baja
di aur bola wah aaj pehli baar ye dekh kar maja aa gaya

Main:- ab kyu mara Richa mere pero main gir gayi

Richa:- mujhe maaf kar dijiye maine ye kya kar diya maine aap par hath kaise uthaya aur
apna hath jamin par marne lagi main unke hath pakadte hue

Main:- ye kya rahi ho main aap ka bhai hon koi pati nahi jo aap itna respect de rahi ho

Richa:- aap mere pati hi to ho ye sun kar meri toh gaand hi fat gayi

Arav:- abe chhutiye ye kya hai saadi kab kar li

Main:- ye kya bak rahi hai mujhe kuch nai pata ya to ye pagal ho gayi hai yaa sadme main
hai

Arav:- sadame main koi kisi ko apna pati nahi banata

Richa:- shayad aap ko pata nahi par pichli bar jab aap ne mujhe bachaya tha tab aap ka
khon meri maang main gir gaya tha aur tabhi se main aap ko apna pati manati hon

Main:- ye kya bakwas hai ye to sara sar ek coincidence hai aise kaise pati maan liya majak
hai kya

Arav:- bhai tujhe problem kya hai kyu aise bhabi ka dil dukha raha hai

Main:- bhai tu chup ho ja tabhi waha Sandy aaya

Main:- abe uska sar nahi laya

Sandy:- bahar jate hue dekh lena

Main:- chal mujhe wo valut dikaha uske baad ham taykane main aa gaye

Shiva:- bhai bohat high technology hai humne dekha kiwaha ek scanner laga hua hai

Main:- Shiva ja kar Deen Dayal aur Vikky ka hath kaat kar le kar aa aur Arav tu sari laashe
ikhati kar ke jala de main aur Sandy yaha sambhalte hain thodi der baad Shiva dono ke
hath le kar aaya

Shiva:- bhai ye lo maine Deen Dayal ka hath lagaya toh door khul gaya Sandy aage badhne
wala tha

Main:- abe kaha ja raha hai issi din ke liye toh itna sab kuch sikhaya tha chal piche hat
maine Deen Dayal ka hath aage phenk diya laser ne uska naamo nishan mita diya

Main:- Shiva kya tu ne sticky shoes pehan rakhe hain

Shiva:- han bhai utar aur mujhe sticky wale glaoves bhi de diwal se chipak ke jana hoga
iska de activate button uss side hoga

Richa:- par aram se

Main:- ji darling wo bhi sharma gayi

Main:- ye ladkiya kisi bhi halat main sharmana nahi chodti

Main:- jara apne baloo se pin nikal ke dena

Richa:- ji ye lijeye maine pin li aur diwal ki side se hota hua uss par aa kar ek red button
daba diya

Main:- aa jao sab wo teeno waha aa gye

Main:- yaha aise nahi lagta ke unki jaan bhi yehi issi vault main rehti hai

Sandy:- kon bhai

Main:- abe paisa aur kya itni security koi keval kisi ko ked karne ke liye nahi kar sakta

Sandy:- han bhai sahi kaha par ab aage kya

Main:- main jab mission par Istanbol gya tha tab maine aisi security waha dekhi thi pore
5 din lage the mujhe uss security to todne main

Richa:- 5 din par ab toh tumne 5 min main kr diya

Main:- practice aur phir unke fingure print bhi mil gaye the ab tum dono pice ho jao phir
maine ek juta aage phenka to sala floor hi ghayab ho gaya aur jutta niche gaddhe main gir
gaya

Main:- ye kuch different hai Shiva ja kar lakdi ka koi lamba se fata la

Shiva:- bhai time lagega

Main:- ok phir main kud ke par karta hon

Sandy:- bhai iss main risk hai

Main:- bina risk ke kya life main 20 ft peche gaya aur bhagta hua aaya aur kud gaya main
jaise taise dusri taraf pahuch gaya thodi dhur ja kar ek room tha main uske andar jaise hi
ghusaa

Main:- aahh kon hai

Sushila:- (Shiva Sandy mother) betaaa

Laxmi:- (Shiva Sandy sister) bhaiyaa aap maine Laxmi ko gale laga liya kaisi hai meri baby
aur ye dono kon hain

Laxmi:- bhaiya wo chodo aap kaha chale gaye the kya hamari yaad nahi aayi

Main:- arre pagal wo sab baad main chal ghar chal

Rajeshvari/Riya: Deen Dayal ki patni aur beti

Riya:- pehle aap wo valut khol dein

Main:- uss main kya hai

Riya:- uss main ladkiya kad hain

Main:- kya acha ruko maine vault ko laat mari wo kagaz ki tarah toot gaya dono maa beti
ye dekh kar heran ho gayi andar deekha toh 15-16 ladkiya thi

Main:- aap log shanth raho main aap sab ko yaha se nikalne aaya hon

Main:- (mann main) yaar in sab ko aage kaise le kar jao aage jate hi floor ka gadha (hole)
khul jayega arre haan kya pata dusra rasta ho

Main:- Rajeshwari se yaha bahar jana ka koi aur rasta hai

Rajeshwari:- han uss gate se kabhi koi aata jata hai

Main:- iss par itna sada lock maine Richa ki di hue pin se wo gate khola

Main:- abe behnchod kitna paisa hai iss valut main jo itni security aur lock sada sa main
bhar aaya aur Shiva ko kitchen se knife lane ko kaha thodi der baad uss ne mujhe knife
diya main uss room main aaya andar jate hi wo simple darwaaja steel ke gate main badal
gaya aur ek goli aa kar mere left hath main lagi maine jhat se knife ko pas main bani lift
ke red button par de mara sara system apne aap band ho gaya aur locker unlock ki sound
ayyi maine aage ja kar locker kola wo paiso se pura bhara hua tha maine usse band kar
diya aur sab ko lift se lekar opar aa gaya

Main:- ye kis ka room hai

Riya:- mere dad ka

Main:- kya Deen Dayal tumhare dad hain

Riya:- han

Main:- phir tum log waha kaise

Rajeshwari:- wo baad main pehle tum in ladkiyo ka kya karna hai aur agar mere pati aur
bete ko pata chala to wo kisi ko nahi chodega

Main:- wo iss kabil bache hi nahi

Riya:- kya hua un dono ko

Main:- maine un dono ko maar diya hai

Rajeshwari:- kya

Main:- han yeh sacch hai par aap log

Rajeshwari:- baki baate baad mainabhi yaha se bhar chalo main unke iss reaction se heran
reh gaya phir hum sab bhar aa gaye jaha sab khade the lasshe to hata di thi par blood saaf
nahi hua wo sab ye dekh kar dar rahe the tabhi mera phone baja

Main:- haan jaan bolo Richa mujhe ghurrne lagi

Masoom:- kaha ho tum ab tak kyu nahi aaye sab bohat preshan hain maa ka ro ro kar bura
haal hai

Main:- bas abhi aa raha hon tumhare liye gift lene main der ho gayi jara dad ko phone
dena

Masoom:- ji abhi deti hon

Dad:- han beta kaha hai tu

Main:- aa raha hon kya aap ek kaam kar sakte ho

Dad:- arre han to bol to sahi

Main:- dad ek bada se bungalow chahiye

Dad:- itni si baat kitne logo ke lye

Main:- kam se kam 25 aur han dad acha ho to aur badiya

Dad:- bas tu chinta mukt ho ja

Main:- ok dad jara ghar par mom se 20-22 logo ka khana bana lena maa phone lete hue
kyu koi party hai kya

Main:- han yahi samjh lo

Maa:- chal jaldi aa ja main tayari karti hon

Main:- aata hon bye maa call kaat deti hai phir maine ek luxury bus ko bulwa liya jo 30
minute main aa gayi aur sab ko uss main betha diya main Shiva aur Sandy ko bula kar

Main:- Shiva tum oper wale room se ja kar niche ke loker se sarre paise lekar ghar
phuchana address hai ******

Shiva/Sandy:- ok aur main sab ko lekar ghar pahuch gaya aur main gate ki bell bajayi
Masoom ne darwaaja khola

Masoom:- aa gaye aap

Main:- han chalo andar sab andar aaye

Maa:- ye sab kon hai beta maine short main Richa ki wife wali baat chod kar sab kuch bata
diya

Maa:- chalo beta tum sab ja kar fresh ho jao aur kapde badal lo kaka sab ko oper le jao
aur room dikha do aur Saloni Masoom inhe kuch kapde de do

Kaka: Ram Lal (50) Kaki: Sujata (44)

Kaka:- ji malkin

Maa:- chal beta tu bhi jaa

Main:- maa jara room aana aap aur Richa tum bhi

Maa:- chalo phir

Masoom:- han chalo

Main:- please jaanu baad main bata dunga abhi tu ruk

Masoom:- koi baat nahi aap jao room main pahuch kar Rica maa ke pair chhuti hai

Maa:- ye kya tum mere pair kyu cu rahi ho

Richa:- maa main aap ki bahu hon

Maa:- Dev kya ye pagal ho gayi hai

Main:- haan maa ye pagal hi hai kahi kisi ka khon maang main gir jane se wo patni thodi
ban jati hai

Maa:- kya tera khon iss ki maang main gira Richa maa ko sab kuch bata deti hai

Main:- ab batao maa main koi male dropati toh hon nahi jo itni sari aurtoo se saadi karu

Maa:- par beta ye apni jagah sahi hai

Main:- aap bhi

Maa:- beta yahi sach hai ab tujhe Masoom aur Richa ko ek sath apnana hoga

Main:- phir to ek ki aur tayari karo

Richa:- kya bola aap ne ek aur Masoom didi ka to thek hai par ab aur ek nahi ye main nahi
hone dungi

Main:- dekho Komal ko main pyaar karta hon usse main dhokha nahi de sakta

Maa:- beta ab tu usse bhul ja

Main:- ye nahi ho sakta jab galti se hue saadi ko main apna raha hon to phir main apne
pyaar ko dhoka nahi de sakta tabhi bhar se ek awaaj aati hai dhokhe baaj sab ne udhar
palat ke dekaha

Main:- maa ab main gaya

Maa:- kya hua tu itna dar kyu raha hai

Main:- maa ye karte specialist hai sirf dikhti pyaari hai tabhi Masoom bhagti hui aayi aur
mere pet main laat mar di main bed par gir gaya Masoom mere opar chad gayi aur ek
punch mere seene par mar diya

Main:- maaa

Maa:- main wife husband ke bich nahi padungi

Masoom:- dhokhe baaj kahi ke ek aur shaadi bhi kar li aur ek aur karne ja raha hai main
tujhe zinda nahi chodungi

Main:- suno to sahi

Maa:- ab tum teeno suljaho main to chali maa bhar jate hue gate band kar gayi Masoom
mujhe marte marte rone lagi

Masoom:- tumne mere sath aisa kyu kiya

Richa:- didi inki koi galati nahi hai ye sab opar wale ki marzi hai

Masoom:- tu chup chudail ek to mera pati cin liya aur phir baate bhi banna rahi hai

Richa:- gusse main jyada mat bol tujh se ek saal pehle hi ye mere pati hain samjhi ek to
main tujhe respect de rahi hon aur tu bak bak kar rahi hai Masoom ka gussa shanth hota
hai

Masoom:- sorry didi main gusse main na jane kya bol gye aur uth kar uske pairo main gir
gayi

Richa:- usse uthati hue koi baat nahi main samjh sakti hon

Masoom:- par main isse nahi chodungi

Richa:- ab koi teesri nahi aayegi

Main:- wo to wakt hi batayega aur gusse main uth kar bathroom chala gaya

Masoom:- didi aap DD ko nahi janti wo itna jiddi hai ki ek baar jo than liya wo kar ke hi
dum lega

Richa:- ye DD hai kya chiz tabhi Saloni andar aati hue

Saloni:- arre Masoom kya ho raha hi aur Richa tum yaha Richa uth kar uske pair chune
lagti hai

Saloni:- arre arre ye kya kar rahi ho

Masoom:- aap ki dusri bhabi

Saloni:- kya tabhi main bathroom se nikala

Saloni:- kutte kahi ke tere opar ladkiyo ka bhut sawar ho gaya hai aur khich kar ek flower
pot mere taraf fenka main side main ho gaya hum teeno Saloni ko dekh kar heran ho gaye

Masoom:- ye kya kar rahi ho aap

Main:- pagal ho gayi ho kya Saloni mere taraf aane lagi main towel main tha main jaldi se
gate ki taraf bhaga Saloni mere peche bhaggi wo dono bhi peche aane lagi
Main:- maa maa

Maa:- bhagti hue mere pas aayi

Maa:- kya hua tu towel main aur ye Saloni tune hath main ye lamp stand kyu le rakha hai

Saloni:- maa ye bohat tharki ho gaya hai pehle Masoom aur ab Richa tabhi ek plate mere
sar par aakar lagi aur tut gayi

Maa:- Pari ye kya hai

Pari /Saloni:- chod do isse ab ye nahi bachega Richa kuch bolane hi wali thi ke Masoom
ne uska mouh band kara diya

Main:- Pari tu to please samjhne ki koshish kar Pari ne ek aur plate mari maine maa ko
side main kar diya maa hath uthane wali thi maine unka hath pakad liya

Main:- maa unhe gussa hai to hone do par aap kya koi bhi in par hath nahi uthayega aap
sabko meri kasam

Saloni:- hume koi rok bhi nahi sakta

Pari:- do do biwi le kar aa gaye humare rahete hue aur humse puchte ho

Main:- kya matlab

Richa:- abhi teesri lane ko keh raha hai

Saloni /Pari/Neha:- kya

Main:- Neha se ab ye kaha se aa gayi dekho iss bare main aaram se baat karenge abhi
aram karo tum teeno

Dad:- ye sab kya ho raha hai

Main:- Papa aap hi bacha lo

Masoom:- Pita ji aap bich main mat aana main mamla kharab hote dekh kar bhar bhaga
aur bahar ja kar gate band kar diya

Main:- hye bhagwaan ye kya ladkiyo ka tata laga rakha hai iss Masoom se bacha tabhi ek
awaj aayi Dev tum yaha kyu khade ho

Main:- hye bhagwan solution manga tha ye Chandi Devi ko kyu bhej diya

Main:- tumm yaha

Komal:- kyu kya main nahi aa sakti

Main:- haan kyu nahi tumahara hi ghar hai jab chahe aa jao

Komal:- par tum ghar ke bahar towel main kyu khade ho chalo ander chalo

Main:- tuum ander nahi ja sakti

Komal:- kya majak hai Dev chalo na babu ye majak chodo ander chalo

Saloni:- khol do gate nahi to acha nahi hoga

Komal:- ye sab kya hai hato aur usne gate khol diya main komal ke piche aa gaya

Pari:- dekha ye iss liye bhar gaya ta ke tesri ko laa sake

Komal:- tum log aise ghar ka saaman le kar kyu khade ho

Saloni:- aaye haye ye dekho to mahrani kitni bholi hai

Komal:- Saloni didi kya hua hai aap aise kyu baat kar rahi ho

Pari:- arre sorry bhabi ji

Komal:- kya kaha bhabi

Neha:- ohh sorry sorry teesri bhabi

Komal:- teesri (3rd) bhabi

Pari:- wo jo do khadi hain na hamari do bhabi hain Masoom aur Richa ki taraf dekhete
hue

Komal:- acha to kya Sumit ki shaadi in se ho gayi hai

Masoom:- jyada jaban mat chala hum dono Dev ki patniya hain

Main:- had ho gaye ab lagta hai mera akhiri wakt aa gaya hai gundo se ladayi kar ke baach
jao par ye to

Komal:- arre to kya hua hum sab mil ke rahenge sab ke sab heran mere to kaan se dhua
nikalne laga

Komal:- Dev yaha aao mere gale lag jao mujhe tumhara har faisla manjur hai

Main:- dekho isse kahte hain sacha pyaar main Komal ke gale lag gaya
Main:- aahh maaa Komal naakon meri pith aur daant gale par laga kar katne aur nochne
lagi

Main:- usse dhaka de kar ye kya behuda harkat hai

Komal:- jo tumne kiya wo kya tha waade mujh se kiye aur shaadi in dono se

Main:- ye Dev to bas tum se pyaar karta hai bas tum se

Komal:- phir ye dono

Main:- ye dono to wakt ki maar hain

Masoom:- rote hue to wo pyaar sab ek dhong tha

Main:- dekho DD tum se pyaar karta tha aur hai aur Dev Komal ko

Richa:- aur mera kya main toh bas ek galti hon bas ek galti

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai

Komal:- kya tum mujh se pyarr karte ho

Main:- haan

Komal:- to in dono to divorce de do

Maa:- Komal agar ek aur shabd meri bahuoo ke bare main kaha to main bhul jaogi ki maine
kabhi tujhe apni beti mana tha

Main:- jo bhi karna hai andar chalo yaha log dekh rahe hain sab ko mere baat thek lagi

Pari:- (mann main) chalo ab baat divorce tak pahuch gayi hai to acha hai sab ki sab ek bar
main bhar

Main:- maa aap log shanth ho jao

Komal:- ye sach hi to keh rahi hai main kon hon bich main bolne wali

Main:- tum iss ghar ki hone wali bahu ho

Komal:- par hui to nahi

Main:- Komal maine tum se pyaar kiya koi business nahi jo agreement hote hi tot jaye?

Komal:- par tumne shadi kyu ki bolo kyu ki wo mere seene par mukke marne lagi
Masoom:- ab tumhe inhe bhulna hoga

Komal:- kya yahi kam tum dono kar sakti ho

Masoom/Richa:- kabhi nahi

Komal:- phir mujhse kyu keh rahi ho aur waha se jane lagi main uske pas jakar thoda dur
le gaya jaha koi hamari baat na sun paye

Main:- kya tum mujhe chod dogi

Komal:- maine tumhe iss bar chod diya to shayad main mar jao par

Main:- main tum se saadi karunga

Komal:- par tum shaadi shuda ho

Main:- wo sab anjane main hua

Komal:- par main tumhe ab apne dil se nahi apna paongi

Main:- mujhe dhoke baaj mat samjho

Komal:- ab humara dur ho jana hi thek hoga

Main:- aisa mat karo main tumhare bina mar jaonga mat karo please main uske pairo
main niche gir pada Komal mujhe jhatak kar waha se bhar ki taraf nikal gayi maa mere pas
aakar uth ja bete ab tujhe iss gham ko pina hoga

Main:- maa ke gale lag kar maa maa wo mujhe chod ke chali gayi

Maa:- rote nahi sab thek ho jayega Masoom aa kar mere kandhe par hath rakhti hai

Main:- tum aa gayi

Masoom:- aise mat dekho

Main:- main janta hon ke DD yani main tum se kitna pyaar karta hai

Flash back ek year before

Ek Ladka nadi ke kinare pada hua tha Raat ka wakt tha waha kafi saanata tha par jugnoo
aur sitaroo ki wajah se achi khassi roshni thi ladka ki ankhe khuli to dekha ke wo ek pathar
se laga hua nadi main pada hai wo uthne ki koshish karta hai aur ladkhada kar gir jata hai
aur uss ka sar joro se dard karne lagta hai wo apna sar pakad kar ahahaha ye sar dard meri
jaan le lega koi bacho please koi bacho par uski cheeke sunne ke liye waha koi nahi tha?
wo sar pakad ke uth gaya aur idhar udhar bhagne laga mera sar ohh koi to bachaoo
bhagne se achanak uss ki speed itni jyada ho jayi ki wo jungal ko chirta hua road par aa
gaya par wo bahage hi ja raha tha tabhi wo ek diwar se takraya aur waha ek cote se ghar
ke pas gira awaaj kafi tez thi par itni nahi ke dur tak jaye par uss ghar ke andar tak chali
gayi ladka phir behosh ho gaya

Do ladkiya aur ek aurat ek budhe se aadmi ke sath bahar aayi Aurat: Neelam Singh

Buda Aadmi: Dilawar Singh Ladkiya: Tulsi 22 and Sona 20

Neelam:- arre ye kon hai

Dilawar:- isse andar le chalo wo charo usse utha kar andar le gaye uss ladke ka sar bohat
garam tha uske baad Neelam aur uski betiyo ne mil kar uske sar par pani ki patiya rakh
kar uska fever kam karne ki koshish ki

Sona:- maa inka bukhar nahi utar raha

Tulsi:- inhe Dr ke pas le jana hoga

Neelam:- par uss main toh paise ki jarurat padagi hamare pas itne paise kaha hain

Sona:- main kal subah hi inhe hospital le jao gi aap chinta mat karo meri dost madad kar
degi

Dilawar:- ye din bhi dekhne the ab paiso ke liye madad lene padegi kuch ghanto baad
subah ho gayi

Sona apni ek friends se kuch paise udhar le aayi aur ladke ka elaj karaya kuch ghatnao
baad ladke ko hosh aaya jab usne pas dekaha to Sona uske pas baithe thi

Ladka:- main kaha hon

Sona:- aap lete rahe aap hospital main hain

Main:- aap kon ho

Sona:- mera naam Sona Singh hai aur apka

Ladka:- mera naam aa mera ohh kya hai mera naam mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi aa raha
hai chalo koi nai aapka shukriya aap ne meri madad ki

Sona:- koi baat nahi bhai bas ek insan hone ka farz nibha rahi hon

Dr:- ab aap ke bare main kisi ko pata hi nahi hoga

Ladka:- kyaaa

Dr:- ye jo aap ka face hai ye aap ke baki body parts se 5 saal bada ya alag hai kuch hi
ghanto main puri body bhi

Ladka:- 5 saal bada kya matlab

Dr:- aap ke cells ki structure hi change ho gayi hai aur kuch body parts ki abhi ho rahi hai
maine aisa aaj se pehle kabhi nahi dekha kam se kam aam insan main to nahi

Sona:- ye thek to hai na

Dr:- ghabarane ke koi baat nahi hai cell apni shape badal rahe the jis ke karan metabolism
rate aur enzymic activity bohat badh gayi thi aur cell membrane ki thickness aur healing
kafi achi hai

Main:- matlab

Dr:- yahi ki aap ke ghaavv jaldi bhar jayenge

Sona:- kya inhe ghar lee ja sakte hain

Dr:- haan ab ye thek hai aur bas thoda medication karna tumhara blood pressure itna high
hai ki aam aadmi to mar hi jaye

Sona:- chalo ghar chalo

Ladka:- aap itni madad mat karo main shayad chuka na pau

Sona:- madad agar fayda uthane ya kisi se kuch lene ke liye ho to wo madad nahi hoti

Main:- ab main kaha jaon ab na mujhe mere bare main pata hai na kisi aur main kise
dhundunga apne jane wale pata nahi mera koi hai bhi ki nahi

Sona:- aap fikar na kare bhagwan sab thek kar dega

Dr:- beta jo bhi ho ab aage se kisi aur hospital ya Dr se sampark mat karna

Ladka:- aisa kyu

Dr:- kyuki tumhari body ka ek bund blood bhi aage ja kar kisi ko itna takatwar bana dega
ki soch bhi nahi sakte

Ladka:- aap kya keh rahe ho mujhe kuch samjh nahi aa raha

Dr:- bas maine jo kaha wo karo

Sona:- aap chinta na karo ye aisa hi karenge phir wo dono ghar aa gaye

Neelam:- arre aa gaye tum dono

Sona:- haan maa

Tulsi:- apka naam kya hai aur kaha rehte ho

Sona:- inki yadash chali gayi hai

Tulsi:- ohh ye to bohat galat hua ab aap kaha jayenge

Sona:- kuch din yahi rahenge

Neelam:- humare pas jyada kuch nahi bas cote motte kam kar ke apna gujara kar rahe
hain

Ladka:- kesi baate kar rahi hain main aap logo par boj nahi banunga main aaj hi kaam
dhundne jaonga

Sona:- par

Ladka:- rehne deejye aap logo ne pehle hi meri kafi maddad kar di hi ab aur nahi

Sona:- aap hamari beijjati kar rahe hain bhale kaam kar lejiye par yahi par rahiye abhi aap
ko arram ke liye cat ki jarurat to padagi hi

Ladka:- aap logo ke sanskar kafi ache hain ab jaisa aap kahogi waisa hi karunga main aap
ki baat nahi taal sakta

Neelam:- chalo khana kaha lo sab khana khate hain

Ladka:- aap log yaha kab se rehte ho

Tulsri:- aap ko kyu aisa lagta ki hum yaha pehle se nahi rehte

Ladka:- yadash bhale chali gayi par sochne samjhne ki takkat hai mujhe main aur aap log
reh hi aise rahe ho jaise abhi tak settle nahi hue ho Neelam bhavook ho kar rone lagi

Dilawar:- beta humare sath dhoka ho gya hai

Ladka:- kaisa dhokha

Dilawar:- mere bete ko bandi bana rakha hai aur bete ne kaha ke kahi dur chale jao aur
Tulsi ko iss se dur rakhna main chahe mar bhi jao par iski sart mat maana
Ladka:- kya aur aap log kuch nahi kar sakte ho

Dilawar:- wo uska business partner tha par uss ne dhokhe se mere bete se sari property
apne naam kara li hi aur aur chata hai main apni poti Tulsi ki shadi usse kara du humne
mana kiya to usne mere bete ko kidnap kar rakha hum 30 din se yaha dar dar ki thokre
kaha rahe hain

Ladka:- kya aur apka baki pariwar kya wo sab bhi aapko iss halat main chod kar chale gaye
hain

Neelam:- hamare gahr ka koi uss se mila hua hai ye sun kar ladke ki ankhe laal ho gayi jab
Sona ne uski tarf dekha to dar ke kursi samet niche gir gayi Neelam usse uthate hue kya
hua Sona kya kar rahi hai ladke ka dhayan Sona ke girte hi tota

Ladka:- aap thek ho na

Sona:- jiiii

Ladka:- main chalta hon

Sona:- kaha ja rahe ho

Ladka:- bas kuch kaam dhund lun

Tulsi:- pheli baar dekaha hai koi iss wakt bhi itna araam se soch sakta hai jab ke uski
yaadash kho gayi ho

Ladka:- pata nahi par mujhe koi tension hi nahi hai uske baad wo ladka waha se bhar aap
gaya

Ladka:- (mann main) yaar main kon hon aur yaha kaise pahucha yahi sab sochta hua wo
aage badh raha tha ke ek aadmi ne usse pukara

Aadmi:- ohe beta jara suno

Ladka:- han boliye kya baat hai

Aadmi:- beta jara gaadi ko dhaka laga doge ladka han kyu nahi phir wo aadmi idhar udhar
dekhne laga

Ladka:- kay hua aap yaha waha kya dekh rahe ho

Aadmi:- bas kisi aur ko dekh raha hon jo madad kar de

Ladka:- aap start karne ki koshish karo main dhaka deta hon
Aadmi:- tum akele

Ladka:- aap jaye to sahi agar baat na bani toh kisi aur ko bula lenge aadmi ladke ko ghurta
hua gaadi main beth gaya ladka dhaka dene laga thodi der baad aisa lag raha tha ki gaadi
ko koi dhaka nahi de raha balki wo chal rahi hai aadmi ne piche dekha to wo ladka abhi
bhi dhaka laga raha tha wo ilaka shahar se bahar tha warna logo ki bhid lag jati par ladka
apni soch main duba dhaka laga raha tha aadmi ne break maar di par gaadi abhi bhi ghasit
rahi thi

Aadmi:- chilla kar bas karo beta ladke ka dhayan tuta gaadi ruk gayi

Aadmi:- ye tumne kaise kiya

Ladka:- maine kya kiya

Aadmi:- tum dhaka de kar mere gaadi ko 700 m dur le aaye ho ladka heran hokar piche
dekhta hai aap ka kaam ho gaya na ab main chalta hon

Aadmi:- kaha ja rahe ho main chod deta hon

Ladka:- nahi gaadi main beth kar wo kaam nahi hoga

Aadmi:- kya kaam hai

Ladka:- main koi kaam dhund raha hon

Aadmi:- kuch soch kar mere liye kaam karoge

Ladka:- kya kaam hai

Aadmi:- bodyguard bannoge

Ladka:- thek hai mujhe manjur hai

Aadmi:- 40 hajar milenge

Ladka:- itna jyada

Aadmi:- tumhe mere bete aur beti ka body guard banna hai bolo manjur hai

Ladka:- hai par agar kuch paise mil jate to main iss shahar main naya hon

Aadmi:- chalo ghar chalo hamare ghar ke peche ek guard house hai waha reh lena

Ladka:- kuch soch kar mere sath kuch log bhi hai
Aadmi:- abhi to kaha ke akela hon

Ladka:- (jhutt) han wo mere rishete daar hain

Aadmi:- koi problem nahi chalo unhe bhi le chalo

Ladka:- chalye yahi paas main hain phir wo dono Neelam Sona ke ghar aate hain ladka
andar jata hai

Sona:- arre itni jaldi aa gaye

Ladka:- han naukri mil gayi hai

Neelam:- chalo acha hai

Ladka:- aap logo ko bhi mere sath rehna hoga

Neelam:- kya matlab

Ladka:- waha mujhe body guard ki naukari mili hai aur rehne ke liye ghar ab Sona ji se
wada kiya tha ke yahi rahunga par naukari ki wahajh se wahi rehna padega

Sona:- koi baat nahi aap jao hum yahi rahengi

Neelam:- han aap jao

Ladka:- apna beta samjh ke maan li jiye maa

Neelam:- kya kaha tumne dobara bolo

Ladka:- ghalti ho gayi aise kisi ko maa nahi bolna chahiye par mere jo mann ne bola maine
wahi keh diya ab Sona ji meri friend hai aur friend ki maa to maa jaise hi hoti hai na Neelam
ki ankho se aasuo nikalne lage

Neelam:- kaash mera koi beta hota

Ladka:- main hon na aaj se main aap ka beta hon kya aap iss bete ke sath chalogi

Dilawar:- chuppi tod kar chalo bahu itna keh raha hai to chalte hain waise bhi hum yaha
chup chup ke hi to reh rahe hain

Sona:- haan maa chalo humara akela pan bhi kat jayega

Neelam:- ladke ko gale laagate hue haan ab main apne bete ke sath rahungi

Udhar gate par khada wo Aadmi sab sun raha tha uski aankhao main bhi pani aa gye
Ladka:- chalo apna samman le lo sab Saman pack karne lage tabhi uss ladke ka dhayan
pas pade bag par gaya

Ladka:- maa iss bag main kya hai

Neelam:- beta Sona aur Tulsi ki kitabe hain in dono ko padhne ka kafi shok hai abhi inka
Sona: (12) Tulsi: (Mbbs 1st year) ka class shuru hui thi ki ye sab ho gaya

Ladka:- aap sab kitabe bhi le lo aur bas kapde aur kuch mat lena uss ke baad sab car main
beth kar uss aadmi ke ghar nikal gye jab wo car se utre to ek aalishan bungalo ke samne
the jis par likha tah "Shurya Villa"

Aadmi: Shurya Kumar owner of Shurya Construction 40 year

Arav Kumar: Shurya son: (22) private detective agency hai iss ki jasusi iss ka passion hai

Jhaanavi urf Janu: Shurya daughter: (12th class) 18 bohat hi ghaamandi

Kamini Kumar: Shuraya wife 35 saal kafi shanth sawabhav aur hamesha apne bacho ke
chinta main dubi rehti hai

Shyaam Kumar: Shuray ka bada bhai Maalini Kumar: Shyaam ki wife

Lokesh 22 / Shalu23: Shyaam ke beta beti phir sabhi andar aate hai hain

Janu:- chii Papa kin garibo ko le kar aaye ho

Shurya:- Janu tum baat karne ki tamiz bhul gayi hai aur tu aaj school kyu nahi gayi Janu
per patakte hue waha se apne kamere main chali jati hai

Surya:- Kammo in logo ko peche wala ghar dhika de aap log iss ke sath jao aur tum mere
sath aao kya naam hai tumhara

Ladka:- naam

Shurya:- han bhai ab naam batane main itna kya sochna

Neelam:- iska nam Dev Dutt Singh hai

Sona:- han hum isse pyaar se DD kehte hain

Ladka:- (mann main) DD han yahi to naam hai mera

Shurya:- DD chalo mere sath (Dev Dutt ek random naam hai)

Main:- han chalye phir hum dono garden main aa gye

Main:- han sir kya baat hai

Shurya:- tum mere beti se to mil gaye ho wo thodi nadan hai humare lad pyaar ka natiza
jisne bas usse paiso tak hi sammet diya hai agar wo tum se badsaluki kare to bura mat
mana

Main:- nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai aap befikar rahe par main ek sath aapke bete aur beti ko
guard kaise karunga

Shurya:- usse tumhari jyada jarurat nahi bas tumhari taakat dekh kar mujhe laga agar wo
musibat main hua to tum usse bacha logo

Main:- wo kya karte hai

Shurya:- uss par jasusi ka bhut sawar hai

Main:- thek hai main dhayan rakhunaga

Shuray:- ye lo 30 hazzar rupay advance

Main:- sir bohat bohat shukriya uske baad DD piche wale ghar main aa gaya

Neelam:- Sona tera kangan kaha hai

Sona:- maa wo kho gaya

Tulsi:- sach bata bahane mat banana

Sona:- wo maine girwi rakh diya hain

Neelam:- kyu

Sona:- wo ilaaj ke liye paise nahi the to iss liye aur jhutt bola ki dost se udhar liya hai

Main:- ye sab kiya tumne

Sona:- nahi wo to bas main

Main:- ek anjan ladke ke liye itna kiya aap ne ye baat main kabhi nahi bhulonga

Sona:- bas bas rahne do

Main:- acha aap dono (Sona /Tulsi) mere sath chalo

Sona:- kyu kaha jana hai

Main:- maa dekho na ye dono meri baat nahi sunti

Neelam:- tum dono jao ab se iss ki baat maanna

Tulsi:- acha ab hamari azadi iss ke hath main hai

Main:- han ab chalo bahar aa kar

Main:- arre ye to main bhul gaya ye kon se state hai

Tulsi:- ye Haryana hai

Main:- acha yaha se mall kitni dur hai

Sona:- ek km kyu

Main:- arre shopping karni hai

Tulsi:- par maa ne shahar jane se mana kiya hai

Main:- arre bharosa rakho (mujhe appne aap par ab thoda confidence ho raha tha kyu na
ho 15 min main hi ek builder ne apna bodyguard jo bana liya tha)

Sona:- mujhe apne frnd par pura bharosa hai

Main:- tumhe jo samjhna hai samjho par Tulsi meri badi didi

Tulsi:- chal chotu jadi chal

Sona:- chotu hahaha uske baad hum taxi pakad kar mall main aa gaye

Main:- chalo aap dono kapde le lo aur main bhi le leta hon

Dono:- thek phir hum teeno ne mil kar kapde kaharide maa aur dad ji ke liye bhi aur restro
main aa kar beth gaye ek ladke Sona ke pas aa kar

Ladka:- acha to tum dono yaha chupi ho aur ek phone kar deta hai

Ladka:- han boss wo mil gayi

Boss:- le kar aa jao maa aap dono ko malamaal kar dunga

Ladka:- bas abhi laya

Ladka:- tum dono mere sath chalo warna

Main:- abe oo langur kya tujhe koi aur kaam nahi chal nikal yaha se iss se pehle ke main
tujhe yaha se jane ke kabil na codu
Ladka:- yahi to mera kaam hai ladkiya uthwana in dono ko main le kar hi jaonga

Main:- chal teri aaj ye gandi aadat chudawata hon aur tum dono yu kanpna band karo
Sona darte hue peche ishara karti hai maine peche mud ke dekha to waha 5 aadmi khade
the

Ladka:- ab bol in ko mere hawale karega ki nahi

Main:- tum dono ye ice cream kahao aur maja lo yaha garmi badhne wali hai

Ladka:- maroo kutte ko maine jatt se kursi utha kar ek aadmi ke sar par mari wo wahi chila
kar gir gaya sab logo ka dhayan meri taraf ho gaya ek aadmi ne chain phenk kar mere gale
main fasa di aur khinchne laga maine chain pakda aur uss ko apni taraf khinchte hue pas
laya aur ek mukka uske kandhe par mara uska kandha hi tut gaya baki ke teeno dar gaye

Ladka:- abe dekh kya rahe ho maroo wo teeno pistol nikal lete hain restro main sab dar
ke marre chillane laghte hain

Ladka:- tum sab mat daro aur hala band kar bas hume iss se matlab hai phir maine dono
ladkiyo ko ek side kar liya

Ladka:- abe chhutiyo kya barat main aaye ho maro behnchod ko un teeno ne fire kar diya
mera heart beat tez hone ki jagah slow ho gaya maine dekha sab kuch jaise ruk se gaya
hai yaa slow ho gaya hai par meri movement normal thi maine jyada kuch na sochate hue
teeno bullet ke pas gaya aur ek ko utha liya

Main:- ye to gazab hai yaar phir teeno ko utha kar laat ghusso ki barsaat kar di phir teeno
ko ek sath khada kar ke unke sar par pas ki table de mari sab mouh khol kar mere taraf
dekh rahe the jaise koi hero dekha ho restro ka manager mere pas aaya aur bola iss tod
phod ka jurmana bharo maine aage badh kar uss ladke ki jeb se wallet aur phone nikala
aur uska collar pakad kar chal ATM ka pin code bata

Ladka:- 5*** aur rone laga maine wallet main se card nikal ke diya aur payment ki

Main:- iss main kitne paise hain receptionist ne darte hue kaha

Recep:- sir bahar Atm hai aap wahi pata kar lein

Main:- chalo didi Sona wo dono to jaise kahi kho gayi thi
Main:- unhe hilla kar chalo kaha kho gayi uske baad hum ek Atm par gaye maine atm laga
kar pin code dala aur account check kiya usmain 25 lakh the ab main bahar aaya dono
pata nahi kyu mujh se dar rahi rhi

Main:- arre ab kyu dar rahi ho

Didi:- tumhari ankhe aag ki tarah red hain

Main:- kya maine pas khadi bike ki mirror main dekha ohh shit ye kya hai maine ankhe
band kar ke dobara se kholi to wo normal ho gayi

Sona:- tumne uska card kyu liya

Main:- ta ke wo mera picha kare aur mujhe dada ka pata chale aur phir tumhare paiso par
to ye moj kar rahe hain to apne paise lene main kya harz

Sona:- ok ab ghar chalo

Main:- nahi jaldi se bank chalo uske atm band karne se pehle jitne paise nikal sakte hain
utne nikal lo phir hum teeno S***** bank gaye

Main:- sir Atm se max kitna withraw ho sakta hai

Cashier:- kon se atm hai aap ka ye to Atm cum debit card hai online transactions 5 lakh a
day ho sakta hai apka

Main:- aap jara side main aayenge

Cashier:- han bolo

Main:- kya aap 25 lakh kisi aur account main transfer kara sakte ho

Cashier:- hye mister kya bol rahe ho ye ger kanooni hai

Main:- 2 lakh aap rakh lena Cashier to fast nikala 3 lakh

Main:- done par kisi ko pata na chale

Cashier:- tum chinta mat karo main aisa dekhunga ke jis ka ye account hai ussi ne transfer
kiya hai par ek problem hai

Main:- kya

Cashier:- opt

Main:- mere pas uska mobile hai

Casher:- phir to ho gya samjho phir maine ek account khol kar 22 lakh uss main transfer
kara liye aur ek lakh rupee le kar un dono ke sath bahar aa gaya

Tulsi:- tumhari yaadash chali gayi par dimag kisi jaansus ki traha chala rahe ho

Main:- aap logo ka asar hai

Sona:- acha bacchu saara iljam hum par

Main:- haan haan chalo wo dekho pani puri wala chalo khate hain

Tulsi:- mere to favorite hai uske baad hum teeno ghar aa gaye aur Surya sir ke pass

Surya:- kal se tumhe Janu ke sath school jana hoga

Main:- ok sir phir main apne room main aa gaya udhar wo dono Neelam ji ko sari ghatna
namak mirch laga kar suna rahi thi

Neelam:- lagta hai ye hi tumhare Papa ko le kar aayega

Tulsi:- humare

Neelam:- han baba han uske baad hum sab ne khana kahaya aur soo gaye

Subah meri ankhe khuli to mere baaloo main kuch hilta se malum pada dekha to Tulsi didi
apna hath mere baalo main ghuma rahi hai aur sar unki godh main tha

Main:- arre didi aap yaha

Tulsi:- kyu apne bhai ke pas nahi aa sakti kya

Main:- kyu nahi maine time dekha ohh chalo jao jara tea le kar aao main tayar ho jaon
mujhy duty jana hai

Tulsi:- jao jaldi se ready ho jao phir main nahane laga jab naha ke nikala to maa waha
bethi thi

Neelam:- beta tu itna gora kaise ho gaya aur body itni maine mirror main dekha to meri
body aur face glow kar rahi thi

Main:- maa lagta hai pehle kabhi sahi se nahaya nahi tha

Sona:- ye kon hai

Main:- arre pagal main hi hon tu bhi na ekdum dhakan hai

Sona:- kya itni jaldi koi badlata hai

Main:- arre Dr ki baate bhul gayi kya

Sona:- arre han sorry

Main:- chalo main nikalta hon main tayar hokar car ke pas khada ho gaya jisme Janu ko
lekar jana tha

Main:- gd morning sir

Shurya:- arre wah kafi smart lag rahe ho

Main:- arre sir bas aise hi tabhi Janu aa gayi

Janu:- ok dad main ja rahi hon

Shurya:- beta ye hai DD aaj se tumhare bodyguard

Janu:- mujhe ghurate hue ok dad phir main driver ke sath beth gya aur wo peche aur hum
school ke liye nikal pade school pohonch kar

Janu:- bahar nikli tum mujh se thoda peche hi rehnna

Main:- ok mam phir main uske peche chal pada wo gate ke ander ghus gayi main bhi jaise
gussa ek ladki ne mere gaal par thappad mar diya main to haka bakka reh gaya

Main:- ye kya badtamizi hai

Masoom:- ye humare ragging ka style hai

Main:- kya hua ruk kyu gaye ek aur marna hai

Masoom:- tum to restro wale ladke ho

Main:- han par dubara ye badtamizi mat karna

Masoom:- humara jo mann karta hai wahi karte hain

Janu:- oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho

Main:- ji mam jaisa aap kahe

Masoom:- arre tune kal iska restorant wali fight dekhi main to iss ki fight ki fan ho gayi
youtube par chaa gaya hai
Janu:- acha dikha to sahi uske baas wo sab canteen main beth kar video dekh rahe the
main thodi dur betha tha ladkiya mujhe dekh kar laar tapaka rahi thi uss ke baad sab apni
apni class main chale gaye mere pas ek ghatana kahaali tha to socha jara sir ke ladke se
mil aau aur main Shurya ji ke diye hue address par chal pada main uss address par
pohuncha to waha ek aurat ek aadmi se lad rahi thi

Aurat:- tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai

Aadmi:- maine kuch nahi kiya tum shak karna kab chodogi main aage badh gaya waha par
ek bouncer ne rok diya

Bouncer:- kaha jana hai

Main:- kuch kaam hai

Bouncer:- kya kaam hai

Main:- main Arav sir ka bodyguard hon

Arav:- kon hai

Bouncer:- aap ka bodyguard hai

Arav:- dad ne bataya tha par ye to tum dono se dar gaya mujhe kya guard karega bhaga
do ye sunte hi maine ek bouncer ko gate par mara dusre ko gardan se pakad ke andar aa
gaya aur usse waha sofe pe betha diya

Main:- beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo aur halka se gaal
thapthapaya

Arav:- wah wah gazab bhai tu sach main waisa hai jaise dad ne bataya hai

Main:- ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare

Arav:- han ek deal fas gayi hai

Main:- mera kaam kya hai

Arav:- badi jaldi main ho

Main:- aapki behan ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class main hai

Arav:- ye lo address iss se 5 lakh lane hain

Main:- ok bike ya car milegi Arav ne apni bike ki chabi di main waha se uss address par
pahuncha

Main:- abe ye Rocky kon hai

Rocky:- main hon kyu be

Main:- ho gaya chhutiyapa maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe maine bhag ke ek laat Rocky
ko mari aur mud kar dusre phir teesre ko sab ab 2 min main dhul chaat rahe the

Rocky:- bas kar bhai 5 lakh ka to tu humara hospital ka kharcha kar dega abe Nanu ja 5
lakh le kar isse de de bhai tu kon hai

Main:- DD da Devil

Rocky:- maaf karna Devil bhai aaj se kisi ka paisa nahi marunga

Main:- sahi hai phir main paise lekar Arav ki agency par pahunch gaya

Main:- ye le bhai maine bag uske pas rakh diya aur jane laga

Arav:- ohh teri ki itni jaldi main to 20 din se koshishh kar raha hon

Main:- baad main agar let ho jaya to teri Janu meri jaan nikal degi

Arav:- aap se sedha tu

Main:- sorry sorry

Arav:- dosti main no sorry no thanks hath badha kar be friends

Main:- ya sure sure hath mila kar

Arav:- han ja jaldi wo thoda mental hai

Main:- pura hahaha main waha se uski bike le kar school ki taraf chal pada aur school
aakar canteen main gaya

Janu:- kaha ghum rahe the

Main:- wo mam main to bas yahi tha

Janu:- chalo jao mera order le kar aao

Main:- abhi laya

Masoom:- ye to video se ekdum ulta hai

Janu:- ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta bhi

Masoom:- chup kar sun lega to arre Varun tum aa gaye

Varun:- kis ke baat ho rahi hai

Janu:- iss kutte ki

Varun:- kon se kutta

Masoom:- arre main ek kutta palne wali hon bas uss ke bare main keh rahi hai

Main:- mam ye lijiye

Janu:- jam kaha hai

Main:- abhi laya (mann main) sir ke wajah se sah raha hon warna abhi bata deta kutta aur
kya kar sakta hai

Main:- ye lo jam

Janu:- kuch bhul gaye

Main:- ab kya

Janu:- mam sab hasne lage phir aise sab chhutiyape main school khatam ho gaya Janu
Masoom car ke pas aa gayi

Main:- driver tum mam ko le kar chalo main peche bike se aata hon

Janu:- bike kaha se aayi

Main:- shit woo aap ke bhai aap se milne aaye the to unki bike kharab ho gayi to mujhe
thek karne ko de de main bike par beth ke nikalne wala the

Masoom:- kya aap mujhe Janu ke ghar tak lift de doge

Main:- han beth jao phir hum nikal gaye thodi dur jane ke baad

Main:- to kaisa lag raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke Masoom ka sar niche ho gaya

Main:- chalo kam se kam sharm to aati hai

Masoom:- I am sorry wo baat nahi bas wo thoda se majak tha

Main:- acha rape karne ke baad sorry bolne wale ko maaf kar dengi iss nak chadi ko sir ke
wajah se kuch nahi keh raha bas mujhe nokari ki jarurat hai thodi problem hai
Masoom:- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry

Main:- koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhna jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kya hai wo to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyaar se ek baar kisi ko
do sabd bol kar dekho jaan na de de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho main ye bol kar
chup ho gaya phir hum ghar pahuch gaya Janu bahar nikli

Janu:- arre Masoom tu yaha aur bike par

Masoom:- wo bas Varun nahi aaya to in se lift maang li

Janu:- han kya naam bataya tha tumne

Main:- ji DD

Janu:- wahatever ja isse iss ke ghar drop kar aao Janu ki maa ye sab dekh rahi thi

Main:- ok mam chaliye Masoom mam

Masoom:- main koi tumhari mam nahi hon

Main:- paise wali to ho phir main usse bike par betha kar uske ghar aaya jo jyada dur nahi
tha

Main:- arre mam ab uttar jao

Masoom:- maine kaha na main koi mam nahi hon

Main:- apna basan apne pas rakho aur apne mahal main jao wo mouh latka kar chali gayi

Main:- yaar en ladkiyo ka dimag koi puzzle hai har do min main badalta rahta hai ghar aa
kar

Main:- didi jara coffe dena

Tulsi:- aaj tea ki jagah coffee

Main:- han sar main dard hai

Tulsi:- didi mere sar par hath pherete hue arre mere chotu ke sar main dard hai abhi coffee
lati hon didi ne mujhe coffee bana ke di aur uske baad sone chala gaya

Sapne main

Ladki:- bhaiya aap kaha ho apni chocolatey girl ko bhul gaye please aa jao main mar jaongi
gudiya main chila kar uth gaya maa mere pas aa kar kya hua beta kya hua
Main:- wo sapna tha

Neelam:- chal niche khana kha le aate hi soo gaya

Main:- han chalo aata hon

Sona:- ab chalo bhi khana thanda ho raha hai

Main:- tum bhi to chalo phir hum khana kha kar kamre main aa gaya par need nahi aa rahi
thi

Main:- didi main jara bahar ghum ke aata hon

Tulsi:- ja jyada der mat karna

Main:- thek hai main bike le kar nikal pada shahar se bahar ke illake main ta ki senti mile
par ek khandar ke pas se gujarte hue mujhe chikane ki awaj aayi maine bike rok di aur
aawj ki taraf bhaga thoda aage ja kar dekha teen ladke Masoom ke kapde faad rahe the
ek ne uske chuchiyo par hath rakha tha to dusre ne gaand par

Masoom:- Varun tum tu mujh se pyaar karte ho na

Varun:- hat motherchod mujhe bss tere paise aur iss jism se pyaar hai par aaj tumne
mujhe kutta bola uss behen ki takki ka to bodyguard husband ki tarah ghar main bhi rehta
hai par tu to khud apni izzat lutwane aa gaye

Masoom:- please main kisi ko mouh nahi dikha paungi

Varun:- abhi to kapde faade hain jhasan toh baad maa shuru hoga

Main:- bhai log main bhi samil ho jaon

Varun:- tu yaha kya kar raha hai

Main:- bhai teen se bhale chaar ho jayega

Masoom:- akhir tum bhi kutte nikle na

Varun:- ek thappd Masoom ko mar kar chup kutiya

Main:- waise bhai plan kya hai

Varun:- iss ka rape kar ke video bannane aur iss ke baap se paise le lenge aur baad main
video internet par leak kar denge

Main:- teri behen nahi aayi

Varun:- oye boside ke jyada mat ud

Main:- arre kyu tum iss ka karna main tumhari behen ka karunga wah kya maja aayega
Varun gun nikal ke fire karne hi wala tha ki maine pas padi lakdi utha kar uske pet main
de mari

Varun:- aahh

Ladka:- abe ye kya kar diya maine dekha ke wo lakdi talwaar main badal gayi thi aur Varun
ka chapter close

Main:- ab tumhari baari hai

Ladke:- bhai please hume chod do hum bas iss ke dost hain maine Varun ke pet se talwaar
nikal kar dono ke sar ek jhatke main uda diye Masoom bhag kar mere seene se lag gayi

Main:- na na rote nahi ab me aa gaya hon chalo chup ho ja

Masoom:- please mujhe maaf kar do maine tumhe phir galat samjha ye mere kiye ki saja
hai

Main:- agar tum mere sharir se aise chipki rahi to sach main mera bhi control kho jayega
Masoom ne mujhe aur kas ke pakad liya

Main:- arre kya kar rahi ho mujhe kuch ho raha hai

Masoom:- maine agar tumhe choda to main sharam se mar jaongi

Main:- chalo ab natak band karo aur dur hato main apni shirt de dunga pehan lena maine
ankhe band kar ke usse dur kiya aur apni shirt aur jeans utar kar usse de di

Masoom:- ab tum nange kaise jaoge

Main:- main ek ladka hon meri itni izzat nahi udegi par agar tumhe kisi ne iss halat main
dekh liya too

Masoom:- acha in lasho ka kya karoge kahi kisi ko pata lag gaya to inhi ki jeans utar lo

Main:- han ye thek rahega phir maine uski jeans pehen li

Main:- yar kya ab duniya main bas hawas aur paisa hi bacha hai?

Masoom:- mujhe maaf kar do please

Main:- tum in ko maaf kar sakti ho

Masoom:- kabhi nahi never

Main:- tum logo ne meri kafi insult ki main usse nahi bhul sakta Masoom ne meri shirt jo
usne pehni thi utar di

Masoom:- ye lo tum meri izzat lot kar apna badla le lo

Main:- acha chalo maaf kiya ab ghar chalo tumhare ghar wale pareshan honge uske baad
pas ki jhadiyo main unki lasshe chupa di socha baad main aa kar jala dunga phir hum dono
ghar ki traf nikal pade raste main

Main:- tum waha akele kyu gayi thi

Masoom:- ussi kutte ne bulaya tha

Main:- ye gaali tumhare mouh se achi nahi laghti

Masoom:- maa dad se ladkar ghar chod kar chali gayi tab se main chup chap rehti thi par
jab se Janu aur Varun ke group main aaye main apne andar ki Masoom ko bhul gayi wo
kehte hai na aap ke vichar hi batate hai ki aap ke dost kaise hain

Main:- arre baap re iss Masoom ko kaha chupa rakha hai

Masoom:- thanks

Main:- kis liye

Masoom:- mm mujhe uss daldal se nikalne ke liye

Main:- usse daldal mat samjho dost to dost hai kya bura kya bhala jab tum achi hokar
unke sath buri ban sakti ho to kya tumhare sath reh kar wo ache nahi ho sakte kabhi
sochna lo tumhara ghar aa gaya

Main:- aisa karo gate se mat jao

Masoom:- phir kya udd ke jaon

Main:- ruko maine usse apne peth par taang kar pipe se chadha kar uske room main chod
diya

Main:- acha main chalta hon ye shirt kab milegi wo apne kapde le kar bathroom main gayi
aur bahar aakar mere kapde diye maine time dekaha mar gaya

Masoom:- kya hua

Main:- arre pagal 11:30 baj gaye maa didi to mar dalengi maine bina kuch soche samjhe
uski window se jump mar di Masoom kuch kehna chati thi par main waha se tuffan ki
tarah nikal gaya ghar pahucha to teeno mujhe gher kar

Neelam:- itni raat ko kaha ghum raha tha bhot hai kya jo

Main:- bas karo maa kuch kaam main fas gaya tha

Tulsi:- tu ne mujhse kaha tha ke jaldi aayega tu meri baat nahi manta huhuhu

Main:- please didi aap rona band kar dain maine aage badh kar unke aansu poch diye

Main:- chalo kaan pakadta hon aage se kabhi aisa nahi hoga

Sona:- chalo ye rona dhona band kar aur soo jao kal tumhe jana bhi to hai

Main:- thek hai chalo sab phir hum so gaye thodi der baad mujhe sapna aaya

Ladki:- kaha chale gaye ho tum kaash main tumhe bata pati kitna pyaar karti hon mera dil
ye sab dekh kar bohat pareshan ho gaya main uth ke beth gaya

Main:- yaar kon hai ye dono kal wo aur ab ye maine gaal par hath rakha mere aasu apne
aap nikal rahe the main bathroom main ja kar mirror main dekhne laga mujhe kuch aajeb
se laga maine mirror ko touch kiya

Main:- arre ye kaha aa gaya sab taraf keval mirror hi mirror aur unmain keval ladkiyo ki
tasvere par jaise koi video chal rahi thi maine ek mirror to phir touch kiya main wapas
apne bathroom main tha

Main:- jyada ho raha hai ye sab kya meri soch se jyada hai kya mere andar pehle wo slow
motion phir wo lakdi ka talwaar main badalna talwar ke bare main sochete hi wo talwaar
mere hath main aa gayi maine jhat se usse chod diya wo ghayab ho gaya phir jaldi se naha
do kar bhar aa gaya

Sona:- aadhe ghante se kya kar rahe the

Main:- kk kuch nahi

Sona:- chalo haklana band karo aur niche ja kar nashta kar lo jana nahi hai kya maine time
dekha 7 baj rahe the

Main:- han chalo phir sab ke sath nashta kar ke car ki tarf jane laga

Janu:- aye udhar kaha ja rahe ho aaj mujhe bike se jana hai
Main:- mam wo to aap ke bhai ki hai

Janu:- maine kab kaha uss bike se wo dekho samne uss bike se jayenge samne ninja khadi
thi

Main:- as u wish mam phir bike par Janu ko le kar main nikal pada aaj traffic jyada lag raha
tha maine red signal dekh kar bike rok li kafi lamba jaam tha

Janu:- kya hua

Main:- mam jaam laga hai pas khadi ek audi ka seesa khula

Ladki:- Janu ki mausi ki ladki

Tani:- arre wah Janu tujhe bhi boyfriend mil gaya mana padega kafi handsome hai kaha ja
rahi hai

Janu:- arre kahi nahi bas school hi ja rahi hon inse mil ye hai DD Singh

Tani:- nice name acha kal ki party main aa rahi hai na iss handsome ko bhi lete aana

Janu:- han thek hai itne main traffic khula toh maine bike aage badha di

Main:- mam ye sab thek nahi hai

Janu:- chup chap apna kaam karo aur mujhe bhi tum jaise bikhari ko bf nahi banana par
tum handsome to ho agar tumhare pas paise hote to main sochati tumahare bare main

Main:- (mann main) han ab tujh jaisi hi ko hi pataunga khobsurati har chiz nahi hoti jis
ladki ke pas sharam aur tamiz na ho wo ladki hai hi nahi aur teri mouh se lalach tapak raha
hai

Janu:- kya soch rahe hai samne dekh ke chalao

Main:- ji mam phir hum college pahuch gaye waha ka mahol hi kharab tha kayi aadmi
student ko mar rahe the hum canteen main gaye

Ramesh:- Masoom ke baal pakad ke bol chinnal kaha hai mera beta main samjh gaya ye
Varun ka baap hai

Main:- kya baat hai Masoom Sir aap aise kisi student ke sath nahi kar skate

Ramesh:- mujhe koi shok nahi ye sab karne ka par akhir call mere bete ne isse ki thi

Main:- call hi kiya tha apni gf ko koi bhi call kar sakta hai
Ramesh:- abe tu apna kaam kar

Principal:- sir baki bacho ko chod do

Ramesh:- jab tak mera beta nahi mil jata sab ke sab aise college main band rahenge oh
Kale ja gate baand kar uske baad hum sab aise bethe rahe 3 ghante baad Police ka phone
aaye

Ramesh:- nahi aisa nahi ho sakta wo sabko le kar bahar nikal gaya phir Principal ne aaj ki
chhuti karne ka faisla liya sab bache jane lage main Masoom ke pas ja kar

Main:- tum thek to ho naa

Masoom:- ji aap ke rehte mujhe kya hoga

Janu:- kya matlab

Main:- main bike le kar aata hon aur chala gaya

Janu:- Masoom kya baat hai aur aise do kodi ke aadmi ko itna respect kyu de rahi hai itna
sunte hi Masoom ne uske gaal par ek karara thaapad jad diya

Masoom:- jise tu do kodi ka keh rahi hai agar tu apni puri jayedad bhi becch degi tab bhi
aise insan ka sath bhi nahi milega thappad itna karara tha ki Janu ke gaal par chaap gaya

Masoom:- itni beizzati hone ke baad bhi kal usne meri izzat bachayi aur tujhe pata hai
aahh maine Masoom ko thappad jad diya

Main:- mam par hath uthane ki tere himmat kaise hue Janu kabhi mujhe toh kabhi
Masoom ko dekh rahi thi

Main:- mam aap bike ke pas chalo

Janu:- main nahi jaongi pehle mujhe iss se baat karni hai

Maine:- chilla kar chaloo jao sunayi nahi deta chal ja bhag jaldi Janu ki mere ankhe dekh
kar phat gayi wo waha se bhag gayi maine Masoom ko utha kar apne roomal se uska khon
poocha

Main:- sorry par tum josh main sab bakne ja rahi thi iss liye ye kiya

Masoom:- sorry meri ghalti hai

Main:- meri ek baat manogi

Masoom:- aap bas keh do

Main:- tum ye school chod do

Masoom:- ji mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai

Main:- acha phir chalta hon

Masoom:- apna no to de do maine apna no de diya aur waha se Janu ko le kar ghar aap
gaya

Location: Shurya Villa

Janu roti hue apne room main bhag gayi

Shurya:- arre isse kya ho gaya

Main:- pata nahi sir

Kamini:- koi baat to hai warna ye roo de aisa ho nahi sakta Kamini uss ke room main chali
gayi wo bed par pet ke bal let kar roo rahi thi

Kamini:- kya hua beta bol na

Janu:- maa kya main itni buri hon ke koi mujh se pyaar nahi karta

Kamini:- kon hai jis ne meri beti ka dil dukhya

Janu:- nahi maa main buri hon aaj mere dost ne mujhe meri aukat dikaha di

Kamini:- beta bata to hua kya

Janu:- wo hua ye ki phir pehle din se hue sari baat batati hai

Kamini:- beta ye tu ne bohat galt kara tha kisi ko jalel karna galat baat hai

Janu:- maa pata nahi kyu aaj mujhe apne aap se nafrat ho rahi hai

Kamini:- ghabra gayi beta tu aisa mat kaho jab apni galti maan li jaye to shayad wo aapko
maaf kar de Janu apni maa ke gale lag gayi bahar hum dono ye sab dekh rahe the

Shurya:- mere samne hath jod kar bohat bohat shukriya tumhe nahi pata meri wife iss din
ko tadap rahi hai aaj lag raha hai uske ego main chot lag gayi

Main:- unka hath niche karte hue koi baat nahi aap ko apne baacho ke sath reh kar unhe
sahi se samjhane ki jarurat hai
Shurya:- tumhari ye baat main hamesha yaad rakhunga phir main apne ghar aaya to waha
aate hi call aayi

Main:- kon hai

Ladka:- wahi jis se tune mobile aur card mara hai

Main:- han bol tera phone ka intazar tha

Main:- tu bata tu kya chata hai

Ladka:- mujhe mere paise wapas chahiye

Main:- mujhe kya milega

Ladka:- tujhe kya chahiye

Main:- mujhe Sona ke dad Raghav Singh ka pata chaiheye

Ladka:- chal kal shaam ko iss address par mere paise le kar aa jana wo bhi wahi par hai

Main:- chal thek hai agar dhoka diya tu iss baar nahi bachega

Ladka:- thek hai main bhagata hua Neelam maa ke room main gaya wo waha nahi thi wo
kichen main thi main unhe utha kar ghumane laga

Neelam:- aahh arre kya hua bada khush hai

Main:- maa dad mil gaye

Neelam:- sach mazak to nahi kar raha

Main:- nahi maa main sach bol raha hon phir maine sari baat bata di

Neelam:- par beta keval 25 lakh ke liye mujhe kuch gadbad lag raha hai

Main:- mujhe pata hai wo mujhe jarur marne ka plan bana raha honga

Neelam:- dar ke beta tu rahne de

Main:- aap itna mat socho bua aap ghar jane ki tayari karo

Neelam:- khush ho kar chal aaj tere liye gajar ka halwa banaya hai tabhi Sona bhag ke
mere pas aayi aur mere gaalo ko chumne lagi issi bich uska lips mere lips se touch hui
mere body main to current lag gaya
Sona:- dur hat ke ab kal ye mat kahna ki dad ko nahi laye main itna khush tha ki maine
galti kar di

Main:- arre ye dekho mujhe marna itna aasan nahi maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya wo
mere hath main aa gayi Sona aur Neelam maa dar gayi

Neelam:- ye kya hai aur kaha se aaye mujhe apni galti ka ahsas hua

Main:- maa wo mere pas kuch shakti hai

Sona:- shakti matlab maine apni ankhe band kar ke kholi wo golden colour ki ho gayi

Main:- ye dekho

Neelam:- arre beta to hamara bhagwan ban ke aaya hai

Main:- bas ek aur shabd nahi main bas aap ka beta hon

Sona:- aur kuch dikhao

Neelam:- ye koi Joker hai chal apna kaam kar aur beta power ka kabhi galat istemal mat
karna

Main:- thek hai maa ab halwa khila do buht bhuk lagi hai

Neelam:- chal ja kar fresh ho ja main bathroom main aaya tabhi Masoom ka phone aaya

Masoom:- hello kya kar rahe ho

Main:- arr janab kaise yaad kiya main to bas face wash karne ja raha hon

Masoom:- kyu kya main yaad bhi nahi kar sakti

Main:- kyu nahi par

Masoom:- par kya

Main:- jab tumhare pas rehta hon toh mujhe bada sukon milta hai uske liye maaf karna

Masoom:- wo to meri galti thi waise kaisa sukon hai mere pass maine ankhe band ki mujhe
Masoom bed par shorts main leti dikhi aur uss ne ek pink colour ke tshirt pehni hui thi

Masoom:- kaha kho gaye

Main:- pink tshirt blue short main bohat achi lagti ho pahna hai kabhi

Masoom:- hadbada ke uth gayi tum mere room main ho

Main:- nahi kyu kya hua

Masoom:- phir tumhe kase pata main kya kar rahi hon

Main:- bas ankhe band ki to tum dihikki

Masoom:- main koi pagal nahi hon jaldi batao

Main:- sach main Masoom apne bathroom main bhag gayi aur mirror main dekhne lagi

Masoom:- ab batao main kya kar rahi hon maine samne dekha samne mirror main
Masoom dikh rahi thi main samjh gaya ki ye subah wala fanda hi hai maine mirror ko chua

Masooom:- aa tum yaha kaise maine uske mouh par hath rakha chup ho jao phir dhere
se uska mouh khola

Main:- han bolo

Masoom:- kyu chale gaye

Main:- aise kisi ke bathroom main jana galat hai

Sona:- arre kya kar rahe ho itni der se

Main:- bye baad main baat karta hon main bhar aaya han kya hua

Sona:- bathroom se pyaar ho gaya hai

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai chloo niche phir sab ne lunch kiya

Main:- maa jara sir ke pas ja raha hon

Neelam:- thek hai main bunglow main aaya sab wahi par bethe the

Arav:- arre bhai kya ho raha hai mujhe bhul gaye kya

Main:- nahi bas busy tha aap se ek kaam hai

Arav:- bol bhai

Main:- ek nazar rakhne wala chahiye expert hona chahiye

Arav:- kyu kya baat ho gayi bhai

Main:- kal bata dunga bas aap usse abhi iss address par nazar rakhne ko kaho Arav ne kisi
ko phone laga diya jab ke Janu mujhe ghur rahi thi
Main:- uske pas jakar sorry mam

Shurya:- DD pagal ho gaye ho kya mam kyu bol rahe ho

Main:- mam ab hamari aukat to kutte ki hai to kya karein

Arav:- Janu kyu karti hai aisa teri wajah se mere dost mere se ab milne nahi aate Janu rote
hue apne bhai ke pairo main gir gayi jab ke Arav shocked ho jata hai

Janu:- bhai please mujhe maaf kar de please bhai aaj meri ek dost ne bata diya ki dil se ki
gayi dosti pathar ki tarah attut hoti hai phir wo do din ki hi kyu na ho par paisa aur gurur
ek na ek din jarur sath chod denge phir wo saalo se aap ke sath hi kyu na ho

Shurya:- arre kaha thi ye Janu ab tak main family drama shuru hote dekh waha se jane
laaga Janu ne aakar mera hath pakad liya

Janu:- please mujhe maaf kar doo

Main:- its ok aap ko galti ka ahsas hua wo hi badi baat hai

Janu:- ab aap mere friend ho

Main:- parso se main shayad yaha nahi rahunga

Sab ek sath:- kya kyu

Main:- kal mere dad ko cudane ja raha hon uske baad shayad maa mujhe ye kaam na
karne de

Shurya:- ye to achi baat hai

Janu:- apki wajah se main sudhar rahi hon aur aap bich main hi chod kar ja rahe hain

Main:- acha thek hai maine Arav ke sath kaam karne ka plan banaya hai

Arav:- tab to maja aayega

Janu:- kya ab mujhse nahi miloge

Main:- bas dil se yaad kar lena aa jaonga Janu hans kar apne room bhag jati hai

Main:- isse kya hua

Kamini:- arre itna bhi nahi samjhte ke tumne jo kaha uss se sharma gayi hai

Arav:- meri behan sharmati bhi hai kya

Main:- par maine toh aisa kuch nahi kaha jo sharam aaye

Shurya:- in aurto ke nakhre ye hi jane

Kamini:- acha akele milo tab bataongi

Arav:- le bhai tere liye phone

Arav:- han Aslam bol kya baat hai uss ne loudspeaker on kar diya

Aslam:- bhai main aap ke bataye address par nazar rakh raha tha waha aisa lag raha han
jaisa kisi gang ki ladayi hone wali hai kafi sare log hain

Arav:- thek koi aur baat ho to bataana

Main:- acha tu mujhe marne ka plan hai inka teeno chonk jate hain

Shurya:- tumhe marne ka plan matlab maine un teeno ko sari baate bataye

Arav:- par bhai waha itne log hai tu akela

Main:- bas bhai tu dekhta ja bas tujhe ek kaam karna hai

Arav:- bata kya karna hai

Main:- main sabko sambhal lunga tu bas dad ko lekar nikal jana

Arav:- par akele kaise bhai kuch log bula lo

Main:- nahi main kisi ki jaan jhokham main nahi dalunga aisa karna apne sath kuch ladke
le jana koi dikktat na hogi Arav ko kuch samjh main to nahi aa raha tha par thoda shak ho
raha tha

Arav:- ok

Main:- thek hai main chalta hon ghar aaya to waha Sona nahi thi

Main:- didi kaha hai

Tulsi:- bahar gayi hai kuch lene

Main:- tum log pagal ho kya dimag thek to hai na akele bhej diya

Tulsi:- wo keh rahi thi bas yahi paas main jana hai par abhi tak aayi nahi

Main:- kitna time hua

Tulsi:- 2 ghante ho gaye honge

Main:- kya aur bhag kar bathroom main gaya aur Sona ko yaad kiya samne mirror main
uski taswir aayi main mirror main ghus gaya samne Sona ek band kamre main besudh
halat main padi thi uske hath main ek locket tha maine pas ja kar uska sar apni godh main
rakaha

Main:- rote hue Sona uth na please dekh main aa gya

Sona:- aankh kholti hai tumm aa gye

Main:- chal ghar chal

Sona:- ab wakt nahi hai bas tumse ek baat kehni hai

Main:- nahi tujhe kuch nahi ho sakta Sona locket dete hue ye lo isse hamesha apne pas
rakhna main tum se bohat pyaar karti thi aur karti hon par maine der kar di kaash main
tumko pehle bata pati par shayad aaj hi mujhe tumse apne pyaar ke bare main malum
pada hai

Main:- baad main bol lena jo bhi kehna ho aur uski kamar par hath rakha uske peth main
chaku laga hua tha

Main:- rote hue Sona main tujhe bacha lunga please ankhe khuli rakh

Sona:- ab kuch nahi ho sakta apna dhayan rakhna main usse godh main utha ke kamre se
jaise hi bhar nikla

Ladka:- abe tu yaha kaise

Main:- dekho jo bhi baat hai baad main kar lena chahe to mujhe maar lena par isse
hospital le jane de bhai main tere hath jodta hon tabhi Sona ki awaaj aayi D... aur uske
hath se locket gir gaya meri ankho se aansuoo ki ganga behne lagi main usse le kar wahi
beth gaya

Ladka:- tum sab isse abhi maar do baad main uth gaya to na jane kitne ko maar dega

Main:- ab iss duniya main koi nahi bachega koi nahi maine hath aage kiya talwar aa gyi
main Sona ko side main rakh diya aur dono hatho se talwar ko pakda mera pura body
jalne laga maine ek ke sene main talwar mari wo uss ke dil ko chirti hue nikal gye aur uska
khon mere opar faware ki tarah girrne laga maine talwar ko utha kar floor main gaad di
phir main Sona ki body le kar aage badha har koi mujh par waar kar raha tha par koi aasar
nahi ho raha tha kuch hi duri par ek aadmi betha hua tha main uske paas gaya ussko bhi
ek hath se utha kar kandhe par rakh liya aur apni ankhe band kar ke apne ghar ki chatt ko
yaad kiya aur caat par aa gaya

Main:- kaash yahi maine pehle kar diya hota par main mirror ka soch kar kuch kiya hi nahi
kaash main kuch kar pata

Udhar waha building main talwar se aag phelne lagi aur kuch hi der main wo blast ho gayi
main un dono ko lekar niche aaya Neelam aadmi ko dekh kar khush hue par jaise hi uski
nazar Sona par gayi

Neelam:- Sonaaa wo bhag kar mere paas aayi maine Sona ko lita diya

Neelam:- kya hua hai isse bol kya kiya tu ne

Tulsi:- maa chup ho jao

Neelam:- kaise chup ho jao iss ne meri beti mujh se chin li mujhe aise harami ko bachana
hi nahi chahiye tha

Tulsi:- maa please chup ho jao

Neelam:- tu yahi khada hai chala ja meri nazaro se kabhi apni shakal mat dikhana warna
main tujhe tabhi mar dungi main hi pagal thi jo tujhe jaise par thodi hi der main vishwas
kar liya

Dilawar:- mera beta kaha se mila tujhe ye sunne se pehle hi main road par pahuch gaya
tha (teleport) ho kar

Main:- ab main ye jindagi hi khatam kar dunga maine apni talwar uthai aur apne pet main
ghusane ki koshish ki par besood

Main:- ab mar bhi nahi sakta kya tabhi mere dimag main ek awaaj gunji

Awaaj:- tum nahi mar sakte tumhare jivan ka mol karya abhi baki hai aur mere sar se ek
light nikli aur main behosh ho gaya jab ankhe khuli to Masoom mere samne bethi thi

Main:- main kaha hon

Masoom:- tum mere ghar par ho kal tum mujhe ghar ke bhar behosh mile mujhe Sona ki
yaad aayi maine Masoom ko gale laga liya aur rone laga

Masoom:- arre arre kya hua tum roo kyu rahe ho

Main:- wo mujhe chod kar chali gaye

Masooom:- kon chala gaya kuch to batao

Main:- meri Sona mujhe chod kar chali gayi

Masoom:- kaha chali gye

Main:- rote hue wo mar gayi aur kuch suna hai

Masoom:- peche hatte hue kya par ye sab kaise hua maine ghur ke usse dekha wo dar ke
khadi ho gayi

Masoom:- aise mat dekho dar lag raha hai

Main:- ab ye city khoni khel ka nazara dekhe ge usse side hata kar main aage badha

Masoom:- ruk jao please abhi tum kuch sochne ki shakti kho chuke ho

Main:- ab mujhe koi nahi rok sakta wo to bechari mujh se pyaar karti thi par main usse
bacha nahi saka

Masoom:- tumhe uski kasam ruk jao

Main:- mare hue ki kasam de rahi hai maine gate khol diya Masoom ne bhag kar peche se
meri kamar main hath daal kar hug kar liya

Main:- ye kya kar rahi ho Masoom ne mujhe aur kas ke pakad liya uske nipples meri pith
main chub rahe the tabhi mere garden par uske honto ka thanda touch mahsus hua mera
gussa pata nahi kaha kaafur ho gaya

Main:- dherre se Masoom ye galat hai aisa mat karo

Masoom:- kyu kya ho gaya

Main:- mera control kho jayega

Masoom:- tu kho jao

Main:- nahi main nahi kar sakta

Masoom:- kyu tumhe mere liye koi feelings nahi hai

Main:- aisa nahi hai

Masoom:- to phir kya baat hai uss ne phir mere garden par kiss kar diya
Main:- ab to chod do kuch chub raha hai

Masoom:- kya batao mujhe to kuch aisa nahi lag raha

Main:- tumhara hi to chub raha hai

Masoom:- naam to hoga uska

Main:- booo chodo main kabhi ladkiyo se aise baat nahi ki Masoom achanak se chod kar
peche hat gayi main heran tha

Main:- kya kisi baat ka bura laga Masoom sar niche jhukaye khadi thi maine uska face opar
kiya uske ankho main aansuo the main jeb nikal ke uske gaalo ko chatte hue uski right
ankho ko chum liye phir left side ke uss ne aake band kar li aur mujhe kaas ke baho main
bhar liya maine uss ki gardan par apna honth lagaya

Masoom:- ooo

Main:- kya hua Masoom ne meri baat puri hone se pehle hi mere hont chusna chalu kar
diya 2 minutes aise hi kiss karne ke baad maine usse bed par dhakka de diya aur jalimo ki
tarah uske hont chusne laga jaise koi chin lega uss ne apne hath mere sar main daal kar
mere baal khichne lagi main apne hath uski tshirt ke andar daal diya aur uski naabhi main
ungli daal di uss ne kas ke meere hont aise kate jaise kisi ne pura hont hi kha liya ho main
usse chod kar aa mamaaa Masoom ki madhosi toti aur uss ne dusri taraf dhaka de kar
mere uppar chadh gayi aur meri shirt khich di uske button toot gaye wo mere seene par
apni jeeb ferne lagi

Main:- aa shiiiiii

Masoom:- acha laga ab to nahi jaoge

Main:- kya ye sab rokne ke liye tha

Masoom:- main tumhe ab koi galat kaam nahi karne de sakti hon

Main:- kyu meri biwi ho kya Masoom sharmane lagi

Main:- acha tumhe main kab pasand aaya

Masoom:- jab se tumhare sath bike par bethi thi tumhare baato ne baar bar bas tumhare
bare main sochne par majbor kar diya

Main:- phir Varun kya tha

Masoom:- wo kutta mujhe gf banana chata tha par maine bas friend rehne ko kaha par
sabko apni gf batata tha bas aur aisa waisa kuch bhi nahi hai jo tum soch rahe ho par
tumne kaha tumhe bhi meri liye feeling thi

Main:- han bas jab tumne thaapad mara to main bas tumhe dekh raha tha par jaise hi
tumne mouh khola mujhe laga sakal se hi sab kuch nahi hota mujhe laga tum ek ammer
baap ki bigadi aulad ho par ussi raat jab tumne gale lagaya to mere dil ko jaise sukon mila
phir main chup ho gaya

Masoom:- phir kya batao na aur wo mere seene par sar rakh kar let gayi bolo na

Main:- uss din jab tumhe bathroom main dekha to main to tumhara diwana ho gaya tha

Masoom:- acha ab kabhi cori cori mat dekhna

Main:- kyu ab kya pareshani hai

Masoom:- aise karne se tumhe dusroo ke personal life main jhankne ki aadat pad jayegi

Main:- ye to sahi hai kuch baate wakt par chod deni chahiye par tumhe bura to nahi laga
na

Masoom:- nahi aisa kuch nahi

Main:- main uski baat nahi kar raha hon jo maine abhi tumhare sath kiya

Masoom:- tumhe laga kya

Main:- mujhe kyu

Masoom:- kyu ke tumne to sirf tshirt main hath dala tha maine to tumhari shirt hi faad di

Main:- nahi par shuruwat to maine hi ki thi

Masoom:- kis mitti ke bane ho tum

Main:- ab kya hua

Masoom:- ladke mujhe dekh kar chune ko taras jate hain aur tum ho ki keval baate kar
rahe ho itna control kaha se aaya

Main:- control karna to muskil hai par filhal ke liye ye thek nahi

Masoom:- maine jaisa socha tha tumhe uss se badh kar paya

Masoom:- kya tum mujhe sach main dil se pyaar karte ho

Main:- iss ka jawab main baad main dunga

Masoom:- kyu abhi de do

Main:- nahi abhi nahi tum thoda wait karo

Masoom:- tum kahi kisi aur se to nahi

Main:- shayad karta hon kyuki sapno main mujhe kuch ladkiya nazar aati hain iss liye kahi
tumhare sath dhoka na kar betho

Masoom:- sapna kaisa sapna

Main:- mera asli naam DD nahi hai aur meri pichli yasdash bhi chali gayi hai

Masoom:- kya phir meri liye tumhare dil main koi jagah nahi hai

Main:- arre aram se aisa kuch nahi bas thoda wakt hi to manga hai

Masoom:- chalo thek hai ab kaha ja rahe ho tabhi mera phone baja

Tulsi:- kaha hai chotu

Main:- didi maa kaisi hai

Tulsi:- bhai wo thek hai ghar aa jaa

Main:- meri wajah se Sona ke sath main rone laga

Tulsi:- na na rote nahi Papa ne sab bata diya hai agar tu na hota to shayad Papa bhi na
hote

Main:- bas karoo di bas karo

Tulsi:- tu ghar aa raha hai na

Main:- par Sona ki body nahi dekh paunga

Tulsi:- ek minute Sona ki body arre pagal hum sab hospital main han jyada khon bahne ki
wajah se wo behosh ho gayi thi par

Main:- khush hokar par kya

Tulsi:- par wo coma main hai jaan to bacch gayi par pata nahi kab hosh aayega

Main:- main aa raha hon maa kuch kahaegi to nahi

Tulsi:- to aa ja phir khud hi dekh lena

Main:- bas aaya kon se hospital hai

Tulsi:-

Main:- ok phone kat kar ke khushi se Masoom wo bach gayi hai maine jaldbazi main galat
samjh liya

Masoom:- dekaha sab thek ho gya na

Main:- main hospital ja raha hon tum chalogi

Masoom:- yaar ye koi puchne ki baat hai chalo phir hum dono Masoom ki car se hospital
pahunche hum hospital ke andar aaye to dekha Sona ke dad bahar khade the

Sona's dad:- Arjun Singh maine aag badh kar unke pair chhu liye

Arjun:- arre beta tum kaha gye the

Main:- main woo

Arjun:- apne maa ki baato ka kabhi koi bura manta hai

Main:- sorry dad kya main dad bula sakta hon

Arjun:- ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai

Main:- Sona kaisi hai

Ajun:- wo to abhi kah nahi sakte jab tak hosh na aaye

Main:- didi kaha hai

Arjun:- waiting room main hai dono

Main:- ok dad ye han meri friend Masoom unke pair chu leti hai

Main:- usse le kar room main ghush gaya

Main:- arre didi yaha kya kar rahi ho

Tulsi:- aa gaya tu chal aa beth kuch kha le

Maa:- han beta aa khaa le maine maa ko ignore kiya par Masoom ne ja kar unke pair chhu
liye
Maa:- hamesha khush raho

Main:- didi bahar chalo kuch kha kar aate hain

Tulsi:- ye kha le maa ne banaya hai

Main:- tabhi tu nahi kha raha

Maa:- beta maaf kar do galti ho gayi main gate ki taraf badh gaya tabhi wo hua jo maine
kabhi socha bhi na tha maa ne aa kar mere pair pakad liya main jhatt se dur ho gya aur
maa ko uthaya

Main:- maa ye kya kar rahi ho pagal ho gayi ho kya

Maa:- maa gusse main jyada bol gayi par agar tere siwa koi aur hota to yaha aata bhi nahi

Main:- aap ne socha kaise bhi ki main Sona ko chot pahunchane ki soch bhi sakta hon bas
thoda late ho gya tha jiska fal samne hai

Maa:- beta mujhe maaf kar de

Main:- nahi karunga

Maa:- thek hai beta yahi meri saja hai

Main:- agar apne hath se khana khila dogi to main sochunga maa ne khush hoke mujhe
gale laga liya

Maa:- han mere laal main tujhe apni hatho se khilaungi chal beth

Main:- Masoom chalo betho

Masoom:- main kaise

Main:- mouh se aur kaise phir maa mujhe khilane lagi

Main:- apni iss beti ko bhi to khila do

Maa:- han jarur aur phir maa ne Masoom ko bhi khilana shuru kar diya par Tulsi didi kaha
piche rehne wali thi unho ne bhi join kar liya Masoom kahate kahate rone lagi

Maa:- kya hua beta kyu roo rahi ho

Masoom:- maa ka pyaar jo mil raha hai

Main:- chal ab kaha le phir sab ne khana kaha liya maine Masoom ko ghar bhej diya aur
dad ko bhi smajha bujha kar didi ke sath ghar bhej diya aur main maa ke sath Sona ke
ward main aaya uss ki halat dekh kar hi meri ankho main aansu aa gye main waha se bahar
aa kar samne ke park main chala gaya aur ek bench par beth kar rone laga maa bhi mere
peche waha pahuch gayi aur mere side main beth gayi

Maa:- kya baat hai beta

Main:- kuch nahi

Maa:- beta mujhe pata hai ke Sona ki karan hai par jo bhagwan ne chaha hai wahi hoga

Main:- kaash main pehle ghar aa jata

Maa:- beta har jagah to tum nahi pahuch sakte

Main:- par maa

Maa:- shiiii bas kar maine maa ke kandhe par sar rakh liya

Maa:- beta koi aur baat to nahi na

Main:- ek baat hai maine maa ko gale se locket nikal kar diya

Maa:- ye kya hai

Main:- aap khol ke dekho maa ne locket khola to

Maa:- beta kya ye sach hai

Main:- han maa

Maa:- par ye sab kaise

Maa:- mujhe kuch nahi pata bas behosh hone se pehle uss ne diya tha

Main:- maa udhar Masoom bhi mujh se pyaar karti hai

Maa:- wo to usse dekh kar samjh gayi thi par ye Sona

Main:- maa mujhe kuch smajh nahi aa raha ke mere sath kya ho raha hai aur kyu akhir ye
sab kya hai

Maa:- aur kuch hai to bata kar dil halka kar le

Main:- sapne main aur kayi bathroom ke mirror main do ladkiya dikhti hain jo mujhe bula
rahi hai aisa kyu

Maa:- shayad tera koi pariwar ho

Main:- par wo dono kuch ajib tareke ka bolti hai jaise lover jaisa kuch

Maa:- kya pata teri wife ho

Main:- wife to ek hoti hai wo toh do hoti hain

Maa:- beta iss bare main main kuch nahi kah sakti par tumhe apne pariwar ko dhudhna
chahiye

Main:- usse pehle mujhe ye to pata chale ki meri asli face kya hai phir maine Dr wali sari
baate unhe batayi

Maa:- ye to mushkil ho gayi beta

Main:- par maa jab Sona ko hosh aayega tab main kya kahunga aur Masoom ko main aise
kisi ko dhokha nahi de sakta

Maa:- beta tera dil bohat saaf hai tune ek bhi baat mujhse nahi chupayi shayad agar baad
main pata chalta to main gussa ho bhi sakti thi par ek baat batao ge

Main:- han maa bolo kya puchna hai

Maa:- kya tum Sona se pyaar karte ho

Main:- yahi to main tay nahi kar paa raha hon ki main kis se pyaar karta hon Masoom se
jo mujhe bohat pasand hai ya Sona se jis ke pas hone se main sare ghum bhul jata hon
yaa un dono ladkiyo se jo sapne main aati hain meri kuch samjh main nahi aa raha opar
se Sona ke sath ye sab main pagal ho jaonga maine apna sar pakad liya maa ne mere hath
hata kar mera sar apne godh main rakha

Maa:- beta main teri asli maa to nahi hon par tu mujhe apna beta hi lagta hai aage kya
hoga ye tu wakt par chod do kya pata tumhare sath jo bhi ho raha hai uske piche koi wajah
ho

Main:- ho sakta hai par aaj ki baad ye asli nakli maa ki baate ki to chala jaonga

Maa:- hadbada kar nahi karungi kabhi nahi

Main:- waise maa ab aap ka ghar to wapas mil jayega

Maa:- nahi beta uss ne wo paper kahi chupa diye hain jab tak wo nahi mil jate tab tak nahi

Main:- kya main usse dhund lon

Maa:- beta wo pata nahi kaha hain tumne un sab ko mar diya par papers kaha hain ye
kaise pata chalega maine kuch socha aur

Main:- maa aap ne wo paper to dekhe hai na

Maa:- han kyu kya baat hai

Main:- nahi ek baar aap usse yaad kar ke mera hath pakdo

Maa:- ye sab kya keh raha ho

Main:- bas jo keh raha hon wo karo phir unho ne waisa hi kiya aur maine ankhe band kar
ke dekha kuch nahi hua

Main:- haan aap phir socho

Maa:- thek hai maine maa ke sar par hath rakha phir bhi kuch nahi hua

Maa:- beta tu kya kar raha hai

Maa:- main apni shaktiyo se usse dhudne ki koshish kar raha hon jo main dekh sakta hon
waha pahunch sakta hon ye mujhe aaj hi pata chala hai

Maa:- to phir kuch hua kyu nahi

Main:- ek baat batao kisi ki sachayi janni ho to kya karna chahiye

Maa:- sarre sachai uski aankhe batati hain

Main:- oh ye bhi try karte hain aap uske bare main socho main aap ki ankho main dekhta
hon maa ne waisa hi kiya unki ankho main dekhte hi hum ek room main the samne ek
locker tha

Main:- ye kon si jagah hai maa na koi jawab nahi diya maine mud ke dekha to unhe ultiya
ho rahi thi maine ja kar unka peth sahlaya aur pas ke jag main se pani diya

Main:- maa ab thek ho naa

Maa:- han main thek hon par yaha kaise

Main:- kya aap iss jagah ko janti ho

Maa:- han ye hamara hi ghar hai jo uss ne kabja kar rakha tha

Main:- chalo ghar to mil gya par papers kaha honge

Maa:- beta shayad wo uss locker main hain main aage bath kar ek ghusse se locker tod
diya

Maa:- tu kafi takatwar hai

Main:- wo to bas shaktiyo ki wajah se jise main janta bhi nahi ke wo hai kya maine locker
se paper nikale

Main:- ye lo maa tumhara ghar bhi mil gaya maa ne mere kaan pakad kar eth diya

Main:- aa maa kya kar rahi ho

Maa:- ye hamara ghar tumhara kya laga rakha hai

Main:- sorry maa ab aap didi ko phone kar ke yahi bula lo

Maa:- pehle niche ja kar to dekhe ki koi unka aadmi to nahi hai hai

Main:- aap yahi ruko main gate tod kar niche aaya waha 3 aadmi the

Aadmi:- abe to iss ghar main ghussa kaise

Maa:- apne ghar main kaise bhi ghusu tujh se maltab

Aadmi:- marne aaya hai main hath maa talwar li par wo saale to talwar dekh kar hi bhag
gaye

Main:- yaar inho ne kya dekh liya jo bhag gaye ek aadmi wahi kada tha thoda buda se tha

Main:- chal bhag yaha se

Maa:- beta ye humare ghar ke rasoyiya hai

Dinu:- arre malkin aap yaha kaise aur ye kon hai

Maa:- mere paas aakar mere kandhe par hath rakaha ye mera beta hai

Dinu:- maaf karna cote malik par aap ke piche wo bhut kaise aaya

Main:- kaisa bhut

Maa:- jab talwar tere hath main aayi to tere peche koi khada tha bohat bada
Main:- chalo chodo hospital chalna hai ye sab baad main

Maa:- arre ye to bhul hi gayi phir hum hospital aa gaye hum dono andar aarkar Sona ke
paas sofe par beth gaye thodi der aise bethe rahe maa paper dekh rahi thi main Sona ko

Maa:- aase kya dekh raha hai

Main:- kuch nahi kuch bhi to nahi

Maa:- jyada mat haklaa aur meri beti ko ghurna band kar

Main:- sorry wo bas main aise hi

Maa:- abhi ye halat hai jab usse hosh aaya to kya karega pata nahi aur kehta hai pyaar
nahi karta

Main:- aisa kuch nahi hai main to bus

Maa:- beta jo tu abhi kar raha hai ye sab hum kar ke chod chuke hain

Main:- main sarminda hon apni harkat par

Maa:- arre arre main toh bas majak kar rahi hon tu toh

Main:- main samjh sakta hon aapko lag raha hoga ki main kitna jahil hon ke aap ke samne
Sona ko iss halat main aise dekh raha hon

Maa:- bas kar pagal ab main tujh se majak bhi nahi kar sakti

Main:- sacch aap majak kar rahi ho

Maa:- han kar rahi thi par mera majak sacch nilka

Nurse:- aap log itna tej mat bolo aap hospital main ho ghar par nahi

Main/Maa:- sorry

Main:- sister ye kab tak thek ho sakti hai

Nurse:- shayad 2din main agar halat bigadi nahi to

Main:- thek hai

Maa:- chal ab soo ja thak gaya hoga main maa ki godh main sar rakh kar soo gaya maa bhi
bethi bethi soo gayi (sapne main) main ek ladki ki sath soya hua hon aur maine uski kamar
pakad rakhi hai ladki mujhe hi dekh rahi hai
Ladki:- kitne payarre lagate ho sote hue uss ne mere gaalo ko kiss kiya phir halke se honto
par

Ladki:- kaash main aapko hosh main kiss kar pati par aap ekdum budhu ho main aap se
choti hokar bhi aap se itna kuch samjhti hon par aap to jaise bache ho ekdum abhi bhi
mujhe iss ne pakad rakha tha jaise lover hai meri subah hote hi sapna ekdum se badal
gaya par abhi bhi wo ladki thi par situation kuch alag si thi wo kisi takiye ko gale laga ke
roo rahi thi par usse likha tha DD Dev han yahi likha tha

Ladki:- aa jao kyu tadpa rahe ho mujhe meri raato ki need haram ho gayi hai mujhe pata
hai apni iss Pari ko chod ke kahi nahi ja sakte maine apni har ek din aur raat bas aap ke hi
sath bitai hai bhale ye sab log aapko bhul gaye ho par main marte dum tak bas aap ki hi
rahungi bas aapki main jhatt se uth gaya maa ki neend bhi tut gayi

Maa:- kya hua beta aur ye kya itna pasina kyu han tujhe

Main:- wahi ladki jo sapne main aati thi aaj phir aayi

Maa:- par tu aise pareshan kyu hai

Main:- pata nahi par wo koi apni lag rahi hai main uske sath so raha tha shayad pehle ka
sapna ho jo kuch batana cha raha hai par jaise hi dusra sapna aaya wo ladki kafi bimar lag
rahi hai aur roo rahi hai

Maa:- beta sapno ka kya hai wo to aise bhi aa sakta hain

Main:- par

Maa:- bas chup kar aur ja apne Papa aur dada ji ko phone kar ke bula le subah ho gayi hai
unhe ye papers bhi dene hain

Main:- thek hai abhi karta hon phir maine unko call kar ke bula liya tabhi Masoom ka
phone aaya maine phone uthaya

Masoom:- hello janu kaise ho

Main:- janu kon

Masoom:- arre baba kaha se aaye ho tumhe hi to kaha

Main:- sorry wo kuch soch raha tha

Masoom:- kabhi hamare bare main bhi soch liya karo

Main:- main nahi karne wala

Masoom:- kyu

Main:- arre tumhare bare main socha to meri need jo thodi si aati hai wo bhi udd jayegi

Masoom:- acha janab ki need bhi kharab hone lagi uss ne phone cut kar diya

Main:- hello hello hello

Dad:- arre bhai kis ke liye itni hello hello ho rahi han

Main:- aap itni jaldi kaise aa gaye

Dada:- arre beta wo hum raste main the jab tera phone aaya

Dad:- meri baat ka jawab nahi diya

Main:- wo to bas ek friend hai dad aap ko maa ne jaldi bulaya hai chailye wo wating room
main hain

Dad:- han main dekhta hon ke kya baat hai hum teeno room main aaye

Maa:- aap log aa gaye

Dad:- han kya baat hai Neelam

Maa:- ye lijeye aur maa ne wo paper dad ko de diye

Dad:- ye tumhe kaha se mile

Maa:- aur kaha se aap hi ke bete ne diye hai dad mere aage hath jod kar

Dad:- kis mouh se tumhara shukriya karu tumne ek hi jhatke main mera saara business
aur mera ghar mere hatho main de diya

Maa:- arre ab jyada mera tera mat karo sab issi ka hone wala hai aap ke damad jo hain

Main:- hye bagwan dono maa beti ek hi jaisi hain

Dad:- ye sab kab ho gaya bhai ye phone pe kisi se baate kar raha tha

Maa:- apki dusri bahu

Main:- maa bas karo chup ho jao

Maa:- tu chup kar aur aap ko koi pareshani hai kya

Dad:- arre aisa damad paa kar main to danye ho jaonga

Main:- maa jara yeha aana main unhe side main le gaya

Main:- maa ye sab kya hai

Maa:- beta ab main apni beti ka pyaar ko uss se nahi chin sakti uss ne iss pyaar ke liye jaan
ko jhokam uthaya hai

Main:- ye aap kya keh rahi ho

Maa:- han wo bas tujh se apne pyaar ka izhaar karene ke liye bahar gayi thi Tulsi ne jab
mujhe bataya tum soo rahe the tab maine usse phone kiya tha wo mere pero main gir
gayi

Maa:- aap log har baar mujhe kyu sharminda karte ho

Maa:- beta main nahi chahti ki mere beti ko hosh aaye to wo apna pyaar kho de

Main:- chalo aap itna keh rahi ho thek hai main batata hon

Main:- jab Sona ne mujhe locket de kar ijhar kiya to main bhi khush hua aur uska pyaar
apnana chaha par aap ne mujhe ghar se nikal diya main behosh hokar gir gya tab mujhe
Masoom ne apne ghar main rakha agli subah mere sar par khun swaar ho gya aur maine
jane ki thani par Masoom ne apne pyaar se mera rasta mod diya

Maa:- beta agar main tujhe nahi dantti to shayad ye sab na hota par meri galti ki saja usse
mat de uss bechari ke dil main pehle hi ched hai kahi wo tujh se bichad kar mar na jaye
main ladkhada kar girne wala tha ke dad ne mujhe pakad liya

Main:- maine kab kaha ke main usse chodunga main bhi usse pyaar karta hon (shayad ye
baat unka dil behlane ke liye keh di)

Maa:- hans kar sacch aur mujhe gale laga liya beta tera dil bohat bada hai

Main:- par wo Masoom

Maa:- main uss se baat kaungi

Main:- par maa abhi wo mujh se naraaj ho gayi hai

Maa:- to ja mana le naa

Main:- thek hai agar kuch baat ho to bata dena

Maa:- thek hai ab ja

Main:- maa jara bahar chalo kuch kaam hai

Dad:- ab kya baat hai

Main:- bas do minute hum bahar aaye

Main:- maa usse kaise manaunga

Maa:- haaaha ye puchna tha pagal apni maa se ladki patana sekhna chahta hai

Main:- maa wo wo

Maa:- jaldi ja ladkiyo ka gussa time ke sath badhta jata hai

Main:- ok aur waha se nikal gaya

Main:- (mann main) ye maa bhi na pagal ho gayi hai bhala kahi do shaadi bhi hoti hain
kahanir ab jo hoga baad main deekha jayega main pehle ek showroom ja kar ek bike
kharidi aur aur phir mann hua ke kuch kapde le liye jaye jo main mall main ja kar le li aur
pehen li aur ek dress pack karwa liya phir jewellery shop ja kar ek necklace aur anguthi li
aur waha se Masoom ke ghar ja kar bell baja di ek ladki ne gate khola aur wahi khadi ho
gayi jaise koi bhot dekh liya ho

Main:- hello kya dekh rahi ho kya kabhi koi ladka nahi deekha

Surbhi:- ohh haan kya baat hai kis se milna hai

Main:- Masoom se

Surbhi:- didi se par wo to soo rahi hai

Main:- hello miss aap uss ki chinta na kare

Surbhi:- aap kya keh rahe hai main kuch samjhi nahi

Main:- pehle andar to aane do

Surbhi:- main aap ko nahi janti phir andar kaise aane dun

Main:- thek hai gate band kar lo

Surbhi:- kyu main to nahi karun gi

Main:- to khadi raho pata nahi ye kaha se aayi hai main bahar ja kar khada ho gaya par
wo mujhe hi ghur rahi thi

Main:- iss ne sarre excitment ki maar ke rakh di maine kuch dimag lagaya par yaar uss ne
aise room main aane ko mana kiya hai phir main uss se nazar bacha kar ghar ke peche aa
kar khidki se andar aaya tabhi wo pagal gate pitne lagi

Surbhi:- didi gate kholo aap ke room main koi hai main jaldi se parde ke peche chup gaya
Masoom ne uth kar gate khola Surbhi idhar udhar jhankte hue kaha gaya wo

Masoom:- arre kya keh rahi hai kon aaya hai

Surbhi:- ek ladka aaya tha aap ke bare main puch raha tha aur jab maine andar nahi aane
diya to khidki se aap ke room main andar aa gaya

Masoom:- hey bhagwan kon aaya hai mujhe to dar lag raha hai kahi koi serial killer to nahi
hai

Surbhi:- nahi kafi thek lag raha tha

Masoom:- kon hai jo bhi hai bahar aa jao warna main abhi Police ko phone kar dungi

Main:- (mann main) chal beta teri to lag gaye aur parde se bahar aaya

Surbhi:- han didi yahi hai

Masoom:- kon ho tum yaha kya kar rahe ho

Main:- pagal ho gayi ho kya main DD hon

Surbhi:- DD ho ya door darshan par yaha kya kar rahe ho

Masoom:- please hume mat marna

Surbhi:- didi aap mat daro maine uski baat katte hue kaha chup karo tum dono aur
Masoom tum mujhe nahi pehchanti to thek ab main kabhi nahi aaunga Masoom Surbhi
ki parwah kiye bina mere gale lag gayi

Masoom:- aisa kabhi sochna bhi mat main to majak kar rahi thi

Surbhi:- didi aap ye kya kar rahi ho

Masoom:- wahi jo mujhe karna chahiye

Surbhi:- kya ye wahi han jisne aap ko bachaya tha

Masoom:- han pagal tujhe naam bataya tha tab bhi tu bhul gayi

Main:- acha kya main tum se akele main...

Surbhi:- sorry main ja rahi hon aur chali gayi

Main:- tum to gussa thi na shayad maine galat baad bol di wo mujhe chod kar bed par
dusri taraf mouh kar ke beth gayi maine hath aage kiya saara saaman waha par aa gaya
maine piche se ja kar uske gale mainecklace pehna diya par koi reaction hi nahi main ab
kya karu ye to kuch jyada hi gussa hai main ye dress change kar lo kuch surprise hai

Maaoom:- mujhe nahi chahiye

Main:- arre baba ab to maaf kar do Masoom ne mere hath se dress li

Maaoom:- ye mat sochna ke maaf kiya ye bas aise hi kar rahi hon aur uth kar bathtoom
chali gayi maine anghuthi jeb main daali aur uska intazar karne laga jab wo bahar aaye
toh mera mouh khula ka khula reh gaya new dress main wo ekdum dhaasu lag rahi thi

Masoom:- mujhe hila kar kya hua mouh band kar lo

Main:- tum to kamal ki lag rahi ho

Masoom:- acha thek hai ye batao ye dress kyu di hai

Main:- chalo pehle mere sath phir main usse lekar ek hotel main le aaya

Masoom:- yaha kyu laye ho

Main:- sab samjh jaogi phir usse hall main le ja kar waiter ko ishara kar ke light dim karwa
di

Masoom:- yaha itna andhera kyu hai aur jaise hi wo aage barhi gulan ke phuloo ki barsaat
hone lagi Masoom ke face par smile aa gayi hum table ke pas aaye maine uss ka hath
pakda aur anghuti bahar nikal ke

Main:- I love you Masoom will u be my life Masoom ki aankho main aansu aa gaye uss ne
haan main sir hilaya maine usse anghuthi pehna di tab lights on karwa di gayi waha par
bethe sabhi logo ne taliya baja di maine sar jhuka kar unka dhanyavaad diya

Waiter:- sir kya lau aap dono ke liye

Main:- bhai mam se pucho aur baby tum ab ghurna band karo

Masoom:- han uss ne order diya aur waiter chala gaya

Masoom:- abhi kya bola tumne

Main:- ghurna band karo

Masoom:- nahi pehle

Main:- baby kyu tum jaanu keh sakti ho main baby kyu nahi

Masoom:- nahi mujhe acha laga tha

Main:- acha meri baby aur kya acha lagta hai Masoom ne mere gaalo par kiss karte hue
kaha wo sab kuch jo tumhe pasand hai

Main:- maa tumse milna chati hai

Masoom:- kyu kya baat hai

Main:- ab saas bahu ki baate wo jane wo to hawa main udne lagi

Masoom:- sach keh rahe ho

Main:- haan par pehle tumhe apni padhai puri karni hai

Masoom:- haan main apni behen ke sath Delhi jane ki soch rahi hon par tumhare bina
kaise

Main:- arre meri power hai na jab chahe yaad karna main aa jaonga Masoom ne phir mera
gaal chum liya par iss baar jaisy mujhe kuch ajeb se lag raha tha jaise meri body ki heat
badh rahi hai tabhi...

Waiter:- sir aapka order

Main:- thanks phir humne khaya par dimag jyade out of control ho raha tha main usse
lekar ek room main aaya

Masoom:- yaha kyu laye ho maine bina kuch kahe usse godh main utha liya aur kiss karne
laga wo to mere achanak kiss se habada gayi par baad main wo bhi sath dene lagi main
usse kiss karta hua bed par le gaya aur kiss karta raha ye shayad meri sabse lambi kiss thi
main to chodne ko tayar hi nahi tha par uss ki saase ukhadne lagi mujhe dhaka de kar apni
saase control karne lagi aur control karte hi mere opar aakar phir se kiss karne lagi main
bhi uss ke hont chusne laga aur usse palat kar uske gale ko chumne laga

Masoom:- aa ye kya kar rahe ho ohh sii maine ek hath uske boobs par rakh kar ke daba
diye
Masoom:- ahaa ye kya ho raha shiiii maine jeeb uske kaano main daal di aur ghumane
laga uss ne mujhe jor se kas liya aur mere peth main halke halke nakhun ghusane lagi

Main:- ohh baby kya kar rahi ho chub raha hai uss ne hath hata diya main chomte chomte
uski nabhi ke pas aa gaya aur uske naaf ko chumne laga

Masoom:- aahh aahh

Main:- kya hua baby

Masoom:- mujhe kuch ho raha hai

Main:- kya

Masoom:- body main garmi aur jab tumhare hont mere body ko cutte hain to thanda se
lagta hai maine ek hath andar se uski chuchiyoo par rakha to laga jaise koi gila cotton
mere hatho main hai main apni jeebh uske pet par ghumane laga

Masoom:- oo yyeee maaa

Main:- kya hua kyun chillai

Masoom:- ab mujh se control nahi hoga please kuch to karo

Main:- haste hue kya karu

Masoom:- please ye baate baad main kar lena main kuch bolne hi wala tha ki uss ne mujhe
dhakka de kar apne ek chuchi meri mouh main daal di mere to hosh udd gaye ye isse kya
ho gaya hai main to bas thoda se excited ho gaya tha par ye to over excited ho gayi

Main:- chuchi mouh se bahar nikal kar Masoom tum thek to ho na

Masoom:- bhadka kar puch rahe ho ke thek hon ya nahi uss ne phir apni chuchi meri mouh
main thus di main bhi usse maje se chusne laga

Masoom:- han aise hi han kha jao umm dheere se chusso na dard ho raha hai maine uss
ke back par hath rakh kar usse masal diya aa maaa please dheere karo dard ho raha hai

Main:- abhi dard kaha diya hai

Masoom:- to do naa main aage badhne hi wala tha ke mera phone baja main uthne ja
raha tha ki Masoom ne phone le kar kaat diya

Masoom:- abhi bich main koi nahi aayega maine usse peth ke baal lita diya par sala ye
phone phir baj gaya dekha toh wo Tulsi didi ka phone tha maine call uthee
Main:- han didi bolo kya baat hai kyu phone kiya hai kuch kaam tha

Tulsi:- arre ek sath sab kuch puchega kya tu busy hai

Main:- han thoda busy hon

Tulsi:- kya kar raha hai

Main:- woo bas dawa lene ja raha hon Sona ke Dr ne emergency main mangwayi hai

Tulsi:- ek kaam hai koi pareshani to nahi hai Masoom baate sun rahi thi

Masoom:- dheere se mana kar do main uski taraf dekhete hue han bolo koi problem nahi
hai

Tulsi:- han to ye le Arav ji kuch baat karna chahte hain

Main:- wo waha kya kar raha hai

Arav:- kyu bhai koi problem hai kya yaha aane main

Main:- hans kar nahi bhai Arav kuch bolne laga par Masoom ne hath se phone le kar takiye
ke niche rahk diya

Main:- arre arre ye kya kar rahi ho koi important baat hai Masoom meri bilkul pas aakar
meri ako main dekh kar mujhse jyada hai wo kaam

Main:- aisa nahi bas main kabhi kisi ko na nahi bolta bas mere andar yahi kharab aadat
hai

Masoom:- ab kya mujhe iss halat main chod kar jayoge udhar Arav phone par hello hello
kar raha tha

Main:- tumhe kya lagta hai main koi namard ho jo baar baar peche hat jata hon

Masoom:- nahi aisa nahi bas mera control kho gaya tha ye bol kar uss ne sar niche kar liya

Main:- dekho main samjhta hon par ye bhi acha hua

Masoom:- iss main acha kya hua

Main:- hum had se jyada badh gaye the jo abhi to thek nahi hai na

Masoom:- han tum sahi kehte ho chalo lo ye phone aur baat karo

Main:- hello
Tulsi:- arre kaha chala gaya tha main to ghabra gayi thi

Main:- kuch nahi wo awaaj hi nahi aa rahi thi aap usko phone do

Arav:- han bol bhai

Main:- abe baat tujhe batani hai main kya bolu

Arav:- acha mere sath kaam karne ka plan ke bare main kya socha hai

Main:- (mann main) bosidke chhutiye gaandu iss liye phone kiya sarre maje ki gaand maar
di iss chhutiye si baat ke liye

Arav:- bol bhai

Main:- main to tayar hon chalo baad main baat karte hain

Arav:- arre ruk main koi pagal hon kya jo itni choti si baat ke liye phone karunga

Main:- acha to puri baat bata na

Arav:- yaar wo main yaha par aane ke baad bataunga kafi secert hai phone par sahi nahi
hoga 30 ghante main ghar par milo

Main:- thek hai aur phone kaat diya

Main:- Masoom se sorry baby maine tumhara mood karab kar diya Masoom mere honto
par ek halka se kiss karte hue meri godh main beth gayi koi baat nahi jaanu ab wife ko
apne husband ki baat to manni padati hai

Main:- han chalo tum samjhi to sahi

Masoom:- arre abhi niche tumne ring pehna kar mangni to kar hi li hai

Main:- ohh shit

Masoom:- shit kya jaise tumhe to kuch pata hi nahi

Main:- maa ne kaha tha ke aise propose karoge to wo khush ho jayegi par tum to kuch
aur hi samjhi Masoom ne kuch soch kar jhatt se apni dusri anghuti mere hath main pehna
di

Main:- ye kya hai

Masoom:- ab mangni puri ho gayi

Main:- ye cheating hai

Masoom:- pyaar aur jang main sab chalta hai

Main:- kya ye baat pehle nahi bata sakti thi

Masoom:- kyu kya ho jata pehle bata deti to

Main:- to tum abhi mere niche hi hoti

Masoom:- aisi baate mat karo mujhe saharam aa rhai hai

Main:- abhi jo kiya tha tumne wo sab kya tha lagata hai jaise usse kuch yaad nahi wo uth
kar bathroom main bhag gayi main gate ke pas ja kar arre gate kholo kya hua tumhe

Masoom:- nahi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai

Main:- hey bhagwan ladkiyo ko kis machine se banaya hai jo pal pal main badalti rehti
hain

Masoom:- jis machine se tumhe banaya hai

Main:- acha thek abhi bahar aao ghar jana hai

Masoom:- pehle meri tshirt laa kar do maine bed se uss ki tshirt uthayi

Main:- gate kholo tabhi dunga Masoom ne gate khola main jhat se andar aa gaya

Masoom:- bahar jao

Main:- wow main masti main inhe dekhna hi bhul gaya tha Masoom ne meri nazro ka
picha kiya to paya main uske boobs ko ghur raha hon Masoom ne tshirt chin kar jaldi se
pehen li

Main:- yaar tum to ekdum doodh ki tarah saaf ho aaj se pehle maine kabhi ghour kyu nahi
kiya

Masoom:- mujhe kya pata itne main mere phone phir baja

Main:- ye sala meri mood ki baar baar band baja raha hai

Masoom:- chalo koi jaruri baat hogi main chalo uss ka hath pakda aur teleport ho kar ghar
ke bahar aa gaya

Masoom:- bata to dete mera sar ghum raha hai

Main:- sorry andar chloo hum andar gaye waha dono baate kar rahe the

Main:- kya ho raha hai didi

Arav:- bhai ek bohat jaruri kaam aaya hai

Main:- chalo faltu ke liye to nahi bhulaya hai

Arav:- han kaam bohat jyada khatar naak hai

Masoom:- koi bhi kaam iss se jyada khatar naak nahi ho sakta

Arav:- kya matlab

Main:- arre ladkiyo ko unka lover hamesha strong lagta hai

Tulsi /Arav:- what

Masoom:- meri jaldbazi par hans padi

Main:- hadbada kar arre ladkiyo to unka favor karne wala hamesha hi strong lagta hai

Tulsi:- hamare kaan kharab nahi hain tune kuch aur bola tha

Main:- acha Arav bhai wo kaam bata

Tulsi:- aap mere sath chalo aur in dono ko baat karne do Masoom unke sath chali gayi

Arav:- bhai ek ladki ka kidnapping ka case hai

Main:- to phir ye cid ya Police ka kaam hai hamara kya kaam waha

Arav:- asal main ye high profile case hai aur secert bhi

Main:- wo high profile insan kon hai

Arav:- RAW ke head hai

Main:- RAW ye kya hai bhai

Arav:- tujhe RAW nahi pata

Main:- nahi to kya hai wo

Arav:- yaar wo india ki sab se badi khufiya agency hai

Main:- abe to une teri madad kyu chahiye

Arav:- main itna bada jasus to nahi hon ke mujhe ye kaam mile
Main:- tu ne abhi kaha ek kaam hai

Arav:- han wo pata nahi kyu kisi private agency ko hire karna chaahte hain ye baat mujhe
mere ek dost ne baatyi hai jo Delhi main rehta hai

Main:- acha to hum un se kaam mangege

Arav:- han aisa kuch

Main:- gusse se bhai tu gandu hai kya abe itni badi agency hum jaise ko itna bada kaam
karne ko dena to alag laat mar ke bhaga denge

Arav:- haan pata hai iss liye hum personally handle karengi

Main:- to pagal ho gya hai bhai tere dad ko pata chala to

Arav:- yaar yaha ek ladki ki jaan jhokham main hai aur tu

Main:- chal jab tu karna hi chahta hai to yahi thek par hume ek baar un se baat karni hogi

Arav:- thek hai main raat ki Delhi ki ticket karta hon

Main:- nahi uski koi jarurat nahi hai

Arav:- kyu bhai aisa kyu

Main:- yarr dekh tu mere bhai jaisa hai to main tujhe bata deta hon ke mere paas kuch
supar natural powers hain jis se main kahi bhi teleport ho sakta hon

Arav:- jhatt se khada ho gaya what tu ek supar hero hai

Main:- abe nahi bas thodi bohat hi powers hain aur jyada kuch nahi

Arav:- excited hokar phir to maja aa gaya ekdum faad yaara ekdum main ek supar hero ke
sath so amazing

Main:- yaar ye baat kisi ko pata nahi honi chaaiye

Arav:- kon si baat main kuch nahi janta

Main:- chal samjh gaya na

Arav:- tu chinta na kar bhai Masoom aur Tulsi bahar aaye didi ne mere kaan pakad kar eth
diya

Main:- aa didi kya karti ho dard ho raha hai

Tulsi:- acha tu bhabi laane ki tayari main hai aur mujhe uloo bana raha hai

Main:- Masoom ko dekhte hue baby tujhe to main baad main bataunga

Tulsi:- khabardar jo meri bhabi ko kuch kaha to

Main:- ok ab kaan chodo mujhe jana hai

Masoom:- kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- Delhi kyu tumhe bhi jana hai

Masoom:- han main bhi wahi admission le rahi hon na

Main:- phir chalo

Masoom:- par Surbhi ko kya bataungi wo meri mami ki ladki hai jo waha rehti hai

Main:- koi baat nahi tumhe nikle kafi time ho gaya hai keh dena ke subah hi nikal gayi thi

Masooom:- han ye thek hai

Tulsi:- main kya yaha jhak marungi

Main:- nahi aap hospital main maa dad ka dhayan rakho aur Sona ki koi bhi baat ho toh
bata dena

Tulsi:- han yeh to main bhul gayi

Main:- ek aur baat ab yaha mat aana aaj ghar chali jana

Tulsi:- kaha jana hai

Main:- apne ghar wo hume wapas mil gaya hai

Tulsi:- sach main unhone ne mere mathe par kiss kar di

Tulsi:- tu kitna acha hai

Masoom:- bohat ganda bhi hai

Tulsi:- nahi ye mera pyaara sa bhai hai

Main:- didi aapki yaad aayegi shayad jyada time lage

Tulsi:- chal jyada senti mat ho ja kar humara naam ucha kar

Main:- yes boss

Tulsi:- good boy phir maine didi ko hospital choda

Main:- maa ko sab bata dena

Tulsi:- han thek hai ab tum jao

Arav:- abe iss ki maa ka kya ghazab ka jaadu hai

Main:- oye aram se teri bhabi khadi hai kuch to sharam kar

Arav:- sorry bhabi ji

Masoom:- arre bhaiyaa aap bade wo ho pehle ki tarah Masoom kaha karo

Main:- ab chalein

Dono:- ok

Main:- kya ok pehle waha ki koi jagah dikha main aise kahi chala jata to abhi uss ladki ko
le aata phir uss ne apne dost ke ghar ki photo phone main dikahayi maine dono ka hath
pakda aur ghayab ho gaya thodi der main hum ek ghar ke samne the

Arav:- yaar thank you soo much mera dream pura karne ke liye tu to bhagwan hai

Main:- ab maska lagana chod aage bata kya karna hai

Arav:- andar jana hai

Main:- chalo

Masoom:- ek baat kahu

Main:- kya hai

Masooom:- jane do

Main:- arre baby wo bas mouh se nikal gaya ab batao

Masoom:- aap sabko mujhe apni wife batana

Arav:- ab iss main koi shak thodi hai chalo phir hum gate ki taraf badhe

Guard:- kis se milna hai

Arav:- ghar kiska hai

Guard:- arre Arav babu aap

Arav:- ab andar jaon

Guard:- han han kyu nahi phir hum andar jane lage bell bajayi ek ladki ne gate khola

Alok Kumar: Arav ka dost Pratibha: Alok ki wife

Agani: in ki ladki choti hai

Agani:- maa bhaiya aa gaye Arav usse godh main utha kar arre meri gudiya kaise hai

Agani:- aap bohat gande hain aap itne din baad kyu aaye

Arav:- ab to main kafi din yahi rahunga

Agani:- khushi se sacch bhaiya

Pratibha:- arre devar ji aap

Arav:- han apni gudiya se milne aaya hon

Pratibha:- arre bahar kyu khade ho aap log andar aaye hum andar aa kar sofe par bethe

Pratibha:- aaj yaha ka rasta kaise bhul gaye

Arav:- aisi koi baat nahi hai bas milne aa gaya aur wo hai kaha

Pratibha:- wo abhi kisi kaam se bahar gaye hai aap log fresh ho jao main khana lagti hon

Arav:- thek hai bhabi ji aur in se milo ye hai DD aur inki wife Masoom

Agani:- kya apka DD national channel hai sab hasne lage

Main:- nahi ye mera naam hai

Agani:- acha main kya kahu

Masoom:- ye tumhare mama hai hum sab ne Masoom ki traf dekha

Agani:- bhag ke mere pas ayyi mere mama yepp dekho maa aap kahti thi mere koi mama
nahi hai lo mil gaye mama Pratibha beti ko khush dekh kar smile karte hue han beta ab to
tere maje aa agye ab ja apne mama mami ko room dikha Agani Masoom ka hath pakad
kar chloo mami

Masoom:- han meri angle chaloo phir wo hume ek room main le gayi

Agani:- lo mama ye hai apka room

Main:- acha hai gudiya Masoom tum jao fresh ho jao

Agani:- aap nahi jaoge

Main:- pehle unhe to jane do wo chali gayi

Agani:- mama apka pura naam batao na maine kuch socha

Main:- de Devil tum bas kisi ko mat batana

Agani:- bohat acha hai DD mama

Main:- han DD bas DD

Agani:- aap mujhe ghumane le kar jaoge Papa kahi nahi le jate

Main:- han kyu nahi kal chalenge

Agani:- yee main maa ko bata kar aati hon wo chali gayi itne main Masoom bhar aayi aur
aakar mere pas beth gayi maine usse apni taraf khincha

Masoom:- gate khula hua hai

Main:- arre kuch kar thodi raha hon

Masoom:- tumhara koi bhorasa nahi maine jhat se uske honth chumne laga tabhi taali ki
awaaj aayi

Agani:- ye mama ne mami ko kiss kiya

Main:- jhat se hata arre gudiya tu kab aaye main bas iss ke mouh par kuch laga tha wo
saaf kar raha tha

Agani:- jhutt bol rahe ho

Main:- tu yaha kya kar rahi hai

Agani:- thodi der main maa ne niche bulaya hai

Main:- acha tu apni mami se baat kar main fresh ho kar aata hon kuch deer baad hum sub
niche aa gaye

Arav:- arre bhabi ye kab tak aayega wo kuch bolane hi wali thi ke bell baji unhone gate
khola Alok andar aa gaya phir Alok Arav gale mile itne din baad aaya saale kaha tha

Arav:- bas yaar busy tha

Alok:- chal pehle khana khaate hain phir baat karte hain khana kahate hue Alok ne pocha
yaar ye kon hain

Arav:- ek agent hai ye soch le mera partner kam bhai

Alok:- badi jaldi itni gehri dosti ho gayi

Main:- dil saaf ho to koi bhi apka ho sakta hai

Alok:- kafi acha sochte ho

Agani:- mama kiske hain

Alok:- ab ye mama kaha se aa gaye

Agani:- meri godh maa aa kar beth gayi yahi to hai mere mama

Alok:- arre wah bhai meri gudiya ko mama mil gaye main usse apne hatho se khilane laga

Main:- kya hua didi aap ro kyu rahi ho

Pratibha:- ye to khushi ke aansu hai mujhe ek bhai jo mila hai

Main:- ek baat yaad rakhna

Pratibha:- kya

Main:- mera jis se rishta jud jata jaye na main usse bhulta hon na bhulane deta hon

Alok:- arre bhai hum kab keh rahe hain ke bhulo phir khane ke baad

Arav:- chal bhai jara kaam ki baat ho jaye

Alok:- 15 min main aata hon tum log garden main betho

Hum:- thek hai garden main aa gaye

Andar

Alok:- Pratibha ye sab kya hai

Pratibha:- kya hua

Alok:- kisi bhi anjaan se aise rishta nahi jodna chahiye

Agani:- Papa wo bohat ache hain

Alok:- beta Arav tak thek hai par aise kisi se apna pan?
Pratibha:- par wwooo

Alok:- baat katete hue main samjhta hon par ye thek nahi hai

Pratibha:- thek hai jaisa aap kahe phir wo hamare pas aaya

Arav:- chal ab bata kya baat hai

Alok:- bhai dekh unki beti kidnap hue hai aur kisi ne rihayi ki maang ki hai

Arav:- unhe dusre logo ki kya jarurat hai

Alok:- unhe shak hai ki koi unka hi agent iss main mila hai

Main:- acha to ye fanda hai

Alok:- par ye kafi khata naak hai koi bhi iss main interested nahi par tum logo itni jadi aa
gaye

Arav:- iss ka matlab hum head se mil sakte hain

Alok:- han par yaar tum dono uss kaam ko nahi kar paoge badi badi agency ne hath khade
kar diye hain

Arav:- bas ek baar un se baat to kar lein agar unhe thek laga to aage dekhenge

Alok:- thek hai to abhi chalo

Main:- par ye unhe kaise jante hain

Arav:- ye yaha ka commissioner hai

Main:- oh to ye baat hai

Alok:- ab chalein

Arav:- chalo phir hum Masoom ko wahi chod kar waha se nikal gaye karib aadhe ghante
baad hum ek building ke bhar khade the Alok hume lekar andar gaye waha kafi log bethe
computer par kar kaam kar rahe the phir unhone thumb print or eye scaaner se ek gate
khola andar to aisa laga jaise koi army training centre hai

Alok:- ye hai RAW ka khufiya centre aise bohat sarre hain but ye main professional place
hai

Arav:- kafi acha hai

Alok:- tu mera dost aur private agency ka head na hota to ye jaga tu kabhi sapne main bhi
nahi dekh pata

Arav:- tujhe kya pata maine kya dekha hai

Alok:- kya

Main:- ye kafi acha hai phir wo hume ek room main le gaya jaha par ek middle aged aadmi
khada tha Alok ne unke pir chhue

Mohan: RAW head

Mohan:- arre Alok tum aa gaye aur ye dono kon hain

Alok:- ye mera dost hai Arav aur ye DD

Mohan:- acha wo Haryana wala private agency wala

Arav:- aap jante hain

Alok:- in ke pas sab ki jankari rehti hai

Mohan:- inen ko kyu laye ho

Alok:- sir aapko pata hai na

Mohan:- tum jante ho ke ye meri beti ki zindagi ka sawal hai main kisi choti agency ke
agent ke hath main ye nahi de sakta

Arav thoda chid gaya aur bola sir apke agent mere iss agent ke samne kuch nahi hain

Mohan:- acha itna ghamand hai

Arav:- ghamand nahi confidence hai main bas muskura raha tha

Mohan:- itna confidence acha nahi jo tutne ke baad dukh ho

Arav:- to ho jaye ek mukabala aap ke best agent aur mere DD main

Mohan:- hum challenge ko kabhi na nahi kahte

Alok:- aap log to ladayi par aa gaye

Main:- rahne do ab ye hum dono ki izzat ka sawal hai

Mohan:- chalo dekhte hain kitna dum hai tabhi sab kuch ruk gaya aur mere ander se ek
awaaj aaye
Awaaj:- ye tum kya karne ja rahe ho

Main:- kon ho tum

Awaaj:- abhi iska wakt nahi hai

Main:- to phir tum kyu aaye

Awaaj:- tumhe apni ek nayi pehchan banani hogi

Main:- maltab

Awaaj:- jitna ho sake kam logo ko pata chalna chahiye ki tum kon ho ye tumhare liye acha
hai

Main:- to kya karu

Awaaj:- bas tum jo bhi nakab lena chahte ho usse yaad karo wo tumhare face par aa
jayega

Mohan:- ready ho

Main:- han par main in ke samne apni identity show nahi karunga

Alok:- bol to aise rahe ho jaise sab ko chutkiyo main hara doge

Main:- wo baad main dekhenge

Mohan:- to kya karna hai

Main:- bas do min main apna face badal kar aata hon

Mohan:- chalo jaise marzi main bathroom main gaya aur

Main:- yaar itni kaam age dekh kar sab majak udanege kyu na aisa mask pehnu jo khud ek
majak ho maine Joker mask ko yaad kiya par mask ki jagah mere face par color ka Joker
mask ban gaya tha maine chu ke dekha to ekdum real tha

Main:- ye sahi hai Alok aur Mohan mujhe dekh kar hasne lage

Arav:- bhai tujhe aur kuch na mila

Mohan:- acha hai aaj mere agent bhi hass lenge par itni jaldi ye banaya kaise

Main:- aap log kaam ki baat karenge bhi ya nahi lag nahi raha ke aap ki beti kidnap hui hai

Mohan:- bas bohut ho gaya chal andar

Main:- chalo hum ek bade se hall main aaye jaha kafi log shoting fighting etc kar rahe the

Mohan:- excuse me mere jaan bazo aap ke liye ek challenge hai sab ek jagah aa jao

Mohan:- in se milo ye hai DD aur ye aap sab ko hara sakte hai sab Joker wale face ko dekh
kar hans rahe the

New characters

Latika Nitish Shashank Lavi Priya Field Agents

Jagpreet- Computer expert Prince-gagets/car expert Harsh- weapons experts Shikha - Dr

(Dev ke chacha ki ladki)

Priya:- kya sir ab Joker bhi ladayi karne lage

Mohan:- iss ke liye to tu hi kafi hai

Main:- kya ye sabse best hai

Priya:- tere liye main kafi hon

Main:- matlab tu faltu ki bhid hai

Lavi:- abe jaban sambhal ke baat kar

Main:- lagta hai sarre ke sarre tote bolte hain

Mohan:- chal tujhe best se hi bhidna hai to Shashank aa jara isse bata de ki yeh galat jagah
aa gaya hai ek Ladka bahar aaya kafi gazab ki body thi uski

Arav:- mere kaan main bhai powers ka istemal mat karna

Main:- uski jarurat nahi padegi phir main aage gaya hum dono ne hath milaya Mohan ne
whistle baja di Shashank ne jhat se mere seene par laat mari main ghissata hua Arav ke
pas gira

Arav:- abe pehle hi war main mitti karwa di

Latika:- arre Joker to gir gaya bichara kash ladki se lad leta main khada hoker wapas aage
aaya wo to jaise pagal ki tarah bhag kar aaya aur dobara laat mari main ghutna mod kar
peche jhuk gaya uss ne dusra pair mere seene par de mara main aa karta hua jamin se
chipak gaya maine aaj tak keval talwar se hi sabki band bajaye thi uthaya mara aur khatam
usne mujhe kandhe par utha liya aur Arav ke pas phenk diya
Arav:- abe bhai kya kar raha hai

Main:- yaar ye fighter lagta hai mujhe jyada fight ke bare main pata nahi hai

Arav:- matlab meri ijjat gayi dekho sab ke sab saale hans rahe hain main furti se khada
hua aur aaghe badha wo boxing bag ki tarah mujh par gussa aur laat maar raha tha par
ab main kafi ache se block kar raha tha wo hath phela kar meri gardan par war karne hi
wala tha ke maine sar niche kiya aur ek mukka uske pet main mara wo udata hua sab ke
opar se peche diwal se takra gaya Lavi usse uthne laga

Arav:- utha lo kahi bache ko chot na lag gayi ho Nitish bhagata hua aaya aur mere opar
kuda main peche hata wo pagaloo ki tarah daav maar raha tha par main sarre block kar
raha tha wo 10 minute main hi thak gaya

Main:- kya hua break lena hai

Shashank:- ab to teri hadiya break hongi

Main:- aa na dikhata hon ke kis ki kitni tutti hai uss ne pas padi rod utha li

Mohan:- nahi shashank koi wapon nahi

Main:- rehne do usse bhi apni iccha puri karni hai Shashank aage badha maine apna hath
gardan ke peeche kar ke talwar nikali talwar dekh kar sab ki fat gayi

Shashank:- Lavi jara meri talwar laa isse nahi pata main iska champion hon sabhi meri
talwar dekh rahe the maine dekha wo chamak rahi thi maine ankhe band kar ke talwar ko
sar se lagaya uski chamak kam ho gayi ladkiyo ka to gala sukh gaya jaise koi bhot dekh rahi
hon Lavi ne Shashank ko talwar di phir shru hue ladayi Shanshank ne war kiya maine block
kiya phir dusra 3ra 4th maine sarre block kar liye ab wo hurt karne wale war karne laga
jaise ke garden par bisceps par phir usne mere jhaang par war kiya main block nahi kar
paya meri jhaang kat gayi main majak main lad raha tha par uski to ijjat ka sawal tha wo
bas winner hona chahta tha main peche hat gaya par wo phir waar karne laga maine gusse
main ek jordar waar kiya uski talwar ke do tukde ho gaye maine telawar phenk di aur uss
par mukko ki barast kar di uske mouh se khon aane laga peche se aa kar un chaaro ne
pakad liya maine hath jhatak diya Priya table se takrayi aud behosh ho gayi Shashank to
kab ka behosh ho gaya tha

Mohan:- bas karo tum jeet gaye

Arav:- han bas kar warna mar jayega main khada hokar peche muda aur Mohan ke face
ke pas jakar kaha

Main:- jab ye mujh par jaanlewa war kar raha tha tab kaha the Mohan bilkul chup tha

Arav:- abe ye sab bas ek trial tha maine aage badh kar Arav ka collar pakad liya

Main:- tujhe ye majak lagta hai ye dekh mera khon nikal raha hai Arav ne jeeb se phone
nikal kar call laga diya loudspeaker on kar ke

Masoom:- han hello Masoom ki awaj sun kar mera gussa shant hua maine Arav ko chod
diya

Masoom:- hello Arav hello

Main:- han baby

Masoom:- arre tum maine phone liya aur loud speaker band kiya aur thoda dur ja kar
baate karne laga

Mohan:- isse kya hua

Arav:- to phir aap ne kya socha

Mohan:- haan wo kafi strong hai mere sarre field agent ko uss ne fool ki tarah uda diya

Alok:- bhai isse kaha se laya hai Joker ke bhesh main shaitaan hai

Arav:- han bas bure logo ke liye

Mohan:- agar aisa agent jayega to shayad meri beti bach jaye

Arav:- agar abhi tak zinda hai to bach jayegi

Mohan:- abhi wo safe hai kyuki unhe apna boss chahiye

Arav:- kon hai ye

Mohan:- drugs ka bohat bada supplier hai

Udhar

Masoom:- kya hua jaanu tumhari awaaj bhari kyu lag rahi hai

Main:- kuch nahi wo bas thoda se thak gaya hon

Masoom:- kyu
Main:- wo fight kari hai Masoom ghaabra kar tumhe cot to nahi lagi

Main:- nahi aisa nahi main baad main baat karta hon love u baby

Masoom:- love u to phir main unke pas aaya

Mohan:- tum pehle dressing karwa lo main baad main baat karta hon

Mohan:- Shika iss ki dressing karo (ab aap samjh gaye honge ki uss din Shikha DD ko kyu
ghur rahi thi) Shikha mujhe le kar ek room main le gayi

Shikha:- aap ye jeans utar do

Main:- aap ke samne kaise

Shikha:- Dr aur wakeel se kuch nahi chupate

Main:- ok ok phir maine pent utar di aur wo dressing karne lagi

Main:- (mann main) yarr mera ghav kyu nahi bhara

Awaaj:- ta ke koi tumhe ajib na samjhe

Main:- acha to tum aa gaye jaha mann karta hai aate ho

Awaaj:- main bas tumhare mann ki problems ka solution hon

Main:- chalo thek hai to meri pichli life ke bare main batao koi awaaj nahi aayi

Main:- phir chala gaya

Shikha:- lo aapki dressing ho gayi ye medicines le lo pain se arram milega

Main:- thanks for your help

Shikha:- ye to mera kaam hai par ek baat hai aap ladte bohat ache ho wo aap par war kar
raha tha par aap kewal bachaw kar rahe the

Main:- main to bas ek anadi hon

Shikha:- acha chaliye bahar aapka inatzar ho raha hai main waha se Arav ke pas aaya

Mohan:- to aap log kab shru karnege

Main:- aap sari information hume de do jald hi aapki beti aapke pas hogi
Mohan:- jyada kuch to pata nahi hai bas ek van ka number pata chala hai jo usse market
se uthakar le gayi hai

Arav:- par wo dummy no bhi to ho sakta hai

Mohan:- han ho sakta hai

Main:- toh phir hume kal subah apni tehkikaat shuru karni hogi

Mohan:- aapko kisi maddad ki jarurat hai

Main:- han bas ek computer expert mil jaye to

Mohan:- Alok jara Jagpreet ko bula kar lao wo phir ja kar usse bula kar laye

Jagpreet:- yes sir kya kaam hai mere liye

Mohan:- tum inke sath jao Nitika ko dhundne main tum inki madad karogi

Jagpreet:- ok sir wo jakar apna saaman le kar aayi phir hum usse lekar Alok ke ghar aaye
main thoda langda kar chal raha tha Masoom bhagti hui mere pas aayi

Masoom:- ye kya hua hai

Main:- arre kuch nahi

Masoom:- kaise kuch nahi dekho kapdo par kitna khon laga hai

Main:- arre baby wo bas thodi si chot hai aur sofe par beth gaya

Masoom:- Arav ko gusse se issi liye sath le gaye the uski aankho se aansu nikalene lage
main uske pas jane ke liye khada hua aur ladkhada kar girne wala tha ke Masoom ne
mujhe pakad liya

Masoom:- kyu uth rahe ho chup chaap aram karom uske aansu ruk hi nahi rahe the

Main:- arre tum chup ho jao sab dekh rahe hain Masoom ne apne aansu phoch liye

Alok:- chalo aap log room main ja kar aram karo baad main baat karte hain main aur
Masoom room main aa gaye uss ne mujhe bistar par lita diya

Main:- kya hua tum kyu itna ghabra jati ho

Masoom:- main pehle hi apni sabse pyari maa ko kho chuki hon ab tumhe nahi kho sakti

Main:- main itni jaldi picha nahi chodunga

Masoom:- chuda kar ke to dikhao

Main:- tum kuch nahi kar sakti

Masoom:- main karte main black belt hon

Main:- kya jhutt bol rahi ho

Masoom:- nahi sach keh rahi hon

Main:- to uss din tumne apna bachao kyu nahi kiya

Masoom:- pata nahi gun dekh kar main dar gayi thi

Main:- ohh to ye baat thi

Masoom:- tum mujhe baato main laga kar dhayan hata rahe ho aur ye kya jokar bane hue
ho

Main:- ohh shit yaani maine apna mask hataya hi nahi par tumne kaise pehchan liya

Masoom:- koi mask tumhe mujh se nahi chupa sakta

Main:- aankh band kar ke mask ghayab kiya

Masoom:- ab batao ke ye sab kaise hua maine usse shuru se sari baate bata di

Masoom:- kya jarurat thi challenge karne ki

Main:- to kya apni izzat udwa aate

Masoom:- chalo pent utaro

Main:- majak main nahi please mujhe chod do

Masoom:- jyada udo mat araam milega tumhe maine pent uttar di

Main:- baby aaj rat ko kuch kaam hai

Masoom:- par iss halat main kaise

Main:- tum chinta mat karo wo thek ho jayega

Masoom:- ok par iss baar apni powers ka use karna phir koi chot mat laga lena

Main:- ok itne main Agani waha coffee le kar aayi aur table par rakh kar jane lagi

Main:- arre gudiya kaha ja rahi ho yaha aaoo Agani kuch nahi boli
Main:- kya hua naaraz ho kya

Agani:- nahi aise baat nahi hai Masoom ne usse godh main utha liya

Masoom:- kya baat hai beta kya hua

Agani:- aap kitne ache ho phir Papa aap logo se baat karne ko mana kyu kar rahe hain

Masoom:- kya kaha unhone

Agani:- yahi ki aap log ajnabi log hain aap se rishta nahi rakhna hai

Main:- wo sahi keh rahe hain gudiya aise hi kisi par vishwas nahi karna chahiye

Agani:- par mujhe mama chahiye

Masoom:- wo to ye hai na

Main:- yaha aao gudiya Masoom usse mere pas layi maine apni pocket se ek dairy milk
nikal ke di jo maine aate hue le li thi

Agani:- mere gale lag gayi aap kitne ache ho

Main:- gudiya ab tum apne Papa ki baat mana humse mat milna hum kal yaha se chale
jayenge

Agani:- mama aap mujhe chod kar chale jaoge

Main:- gudiya apne Papa ki baat mante hain main to ajnabi hon aaj yaha kal kahi aur

Agani:- nahi main nahi jane dungi

Main:- daantkar pagal ladki ja yaha se kya tujhe samjh main nahi aata

Agani chocolate phenkete hue aap gande ho main aap se baat nahi karti wo waha se rote
hue bhag gayi

Masoom:- ye kya kiya tumne pagal to nahi ho gaye

Main:- maa baap sabse pehle hote hain acha yahi hoga ki hum yaha se chale jaye

Masoom:- tum sahi keh rahe ho maine kaha Arav ko bula lao wo usse bulane chali gayi
thodi der main wo waha aaya

Arav:- kya baat hai kya hua

Main:- chal bhai kahi aur chalte hain

Masoom:- mere mami ke ghar chalein

Main:- nahi kisi hotel main rukenge waha se hume kaam karne main asani hogi

Arav:- par baat kya hai

Main:- yaar tu sawal jyada mat kiya kar hume arram ki jagah ab kaam par dhayan dena
hoga

Arav:- ok thek main Alok ko bata kar aata hon

Main:- nahi uss ki koi jarurat nahi

Arav:- kya hua hai bhai tu gussa kyu hai

Masoom:- arre nahi aisa kuch nahi hai bas ye in logo ko iss kaam main pareshan nahi karna
chata

Arav:- chal jaise teri marzi

Main:- tu jakar Jagpreet ko bahar le ja Arav phir wo usse le kar bahar gaya

Main:- chale baby

Masoom:- main to hamesha tumhare sath hon maine uska hath pakda aur road side aa
gaya maine Arav ko call kiya

Main:- han aa ja hum road ke dusri side par hain

Arav:- abhi aaya phir wo dono humare pas aaye

Jagpreet:- hum kaha ja rahe hain

Main:- jaha kaam karne main asani ho phir hum taxi pakad kar ek hotel main aa gaye pehle
kuch order kiya uske baad soo gya

Subah utha to 8:30 baj rahe the aur Masoom pas main leti hui thi maine apni jhaang par
hath rakha ghaav bhar gaya tha main uth kar bathroom gya aur fresh hone laga aur Nitika
ko chudane ke bare main sochene laga naha kar bahar aaya toh baki sab bhi uth chuke
the

Main:- arre tum uth gayi

Masoom:- jab tum uthe to mujhe kyun nahi jagaya main uske pas jakar uske gaal par kiss
kiya
Main:- arre baby sote hue tum bohat cute lagti ho

Masoom:- acha tu kya shaadi me keval sone hi doge

Main:- nahii

Masoom:- hatt tum ab bohat gandi baate karne lage ho

Main:- main to pura hi ganda hon tumhe hona hai kya

Masoom:- na baba na main saaf suthri hi thek hon

Main:- to jao aur saaf ho aao main tab tak kaam ki baat kar ke aata hon Masoom mujhe
kiss kar ke bathroom chali gyi aur maine Arav aur Jagpreet ko phone karke room me bula
liya

Arav:- han bhai ab bata kya karna hai

Main:- han ye batao ke ye traffic ka video recording mil jayega ya nahi

Jagpreet:- ji sir mil jayegi

Main:- to tum recording nikalo hum jara market ho kar aate hain

Jagpreet:- ek baat puch sakti hon

Main:- han bolo

Jagpreet:- sir apne waha mask kyu pehna tha

Main:- bas main apne bare main jyada logo ko batana nahi chahta aur tum bhi ye baat kisi
ko mat batana ke mask ke peche main hon jab tak koi emergency na ho

Main:- ab tum uss car ko footage main dekho ke last kaha spot hui hai aur Masoom bahar
aaye toh usse baata dena ki main market gaya hon phir main Arrav ko lekar market
pohancha

Arav:- yaar bata kar kiya kar na kahi heart attack na ho jaye

Main:- mujhe laga tum tayar ho

Arav:- ab yaha kyu aaya hai

Main:- tu udhar ja kar pata kar kya hua tha main idhar jata hon

Arav:- ok
Main kitaboo ki dukaan main gaya excuse me kya aap mujhe jo yaha kidnapping hui hai
kuch bata sakte hain

Buddha aadmi:- nahi beta kal meri dukaan band thi aage pata kar lo maine aage ki dukano
main pata kiya unhone bataya par kaam ki koi baat pata nahi chali Arav bhi mere pas aa
gya

Main:- kuch pata chala

Arav:-

Main:- yahi sab mujhe bhi bataya gya hai koi lead nahi mil rahi hum dono pas ke tale se
skanjagin pinne lage waha ek buddha aadmi bhik maang raha tha main uske pas gaya aur
usse 500 ka note diya wo mujhe ghurne laga

Main:- kya hua baba aise kya dekh rahe ho

Buddha:- yahi ki koi 10 ka note bhi nahi de raha aur tumne 500 ka diya

Main:- ab ghar chale jaoge na ya aur dun

Buddha:- beta tumhara dil bohat bada hai par main nahi ja sakta

Main:- kyu kya hua

Buddha:- mujhe apne bete ke illaj ke liye paisa ikhate karne hain

Main:- acha ye baat hai

Arav:- yaar ab uska pata kaise chalega

Main:- kuch to karna padega ab to footage se hi kuch pata chalega

Buddha:- kya kisi ko dhondh rahe ho

Main:- han yaha se ek ladki ka kidnap ho gya hai

Buddha:- han bechari ko utha kar le gaye

Main:- kya aap ne dekha

Buddha:- han beta 4 log the wo samne jo dukaan hai na waha se utha kar le gaye the

Arav:- un aadmiyoo ke bare main kuch bata sakte ho

Buddha:- unhone mouh to dhakka hua tha par do aadmiyoo ke hath par saap (snake) ka
tatto tha main uss ke paas ja kar uss ki ankho main dekha mujhe wo tatto saaf saaf dikh
gaya

Main:- baba ye no lo aur ye raankho 10k rupee 3din baad iss no par phone karna

Buddha:- main ye kaise

Main:- ye apna innam samjho main Arav ko lekar wapas hotel aa gya main Arav Jagpreet
ke room main aa gaye

Arav:- kuch mila

Jagpreet:- han sir wo van last baar sea area ke aas pas dikhi thi

Main:- acha ek Paper pen dena

Jagpreet:- abhi layyi maine uss par wahi snake wala tato banaya

Main:- Jagpreet iss tatto ke bare main kuch janti ho wo tatoo dekh kar ghabra gayi

Main:- kya hua

Jagpreet:- sir ye to Russian mafia Reed 4 gang ka hai

Arav:- wahi abhi jinho ne ek bomb blast kiya tha

Jagpreet:- han sir par in logo ne kidnap kyu kiya aur drug dealer ki rihaayi kyu chahte hain

Main:- humne kuch pata nahi lagana ke kyu kis liye hume bas Nitika ko chudana hai

Arav:- han yahi to karna hai

Main:- Arav kal subah tu port jana aur pata kar ke wo kis boat se wo gaye hai yaa sea par
jane ka unka koi plan tha aur tum Jagpreet iss Reed 4 ki jankari jo bhi ho sab subah 9 beje
tak ready rakhna

Dono:- thek hai

Main:- Arav aur Jagpreet bura mat maana ke main tumhe order de raha hon

Arav:- chal be tera dimag kafi tez chal raha hai main abhi tak yaha pahuchta bhi nahi

Jagpreet:- main to aap hi ke order follow karne aayi hon

Main:- ab tum log arram karo subah bohat kaam hain aur apne room main jane laga
Masoom ne gate khola

Main:- itni der kaha laga di

Masoom:- wo main balcony main thi sorry

Main:- arre koi baat nahi

Masoom:- ab to kahi nahi jana

Main:- nahi ab nahi

Masoom:- chalo tumse baat karni hai

Main:- soona nahi hai kya

Masoom:- shaam ko to tumhare sath sooyi thi

Main:- acha thek hai phir main uske sath beth gaya

Masoom:- acha bataoo ke tum ab real me mangni kab karoge

Main:- toh yeh kya nakli thi

Masoom:- han koi janta to hai nahi

Main:- pagal pehle apni padai puri kar main apne pairo par khada ho jao tab sochenge

Masoom:- par

Main:- par var kuch nahi jo keh diya wo karo aur kal tum apni mami ki ghar chali jao aur
admission kara lena

Masoom:- ok par tum mujh se milne aate rahoge thek hai phir aise baate karte karte wo
meri baho main soo gayi

Subah maine coffee order kar ke usse jagaya Masoom mujhe kiss karte hue good morining
jaanu

Main:- gud morning baby

Masoom:- aaj meri sab se achi morning hui

Main:- wo kyu bahala

Masoom:- kyunki mujhe pyaar karne wala mere paas hai tabhi bell ring hui maine gate
khola aur coffee ki plate le li

Main:- lo coffee pi lo aur achi ho jayegi phir hum dono ne coffe pi li itne main Masoom ka
phone baja

Masoom:- hello han dad

Govind:- (Masoom dad) kaha hai beta bina bataye kaha chali gayi main raat aaya to pata
chala tu ghayab hai

Masoom:- arre dad main ek dost ke sath Delhi aa gaye hon

Main:- dost nahi damad kaho Masoom phone par hath rakh kar

Masoom:- please kuch mat bolo

Masoom:- han dad main mami ji ke ghar ja rahi hon aap Surbhi ko yahi bhej do

Dad:- chal apna dhayan rakhna aur tu apna Atm card yahi bhul gayi hai woh bhi bhijwa
dunga

Masoom:- thanks dad bye baad main baat karti hon uss ne phone rakh diya Masoom
mujhe dhakka de kar mere opar chad gayi kyu mister bohat damad banne ka shock hai ab
bolo

Main:- kyu kabse wife wife karti ho ab kya hua

Masoom:- wo kon se mere dad ko bata denge aur wo maine iss liye kaha hai taa ke koi
aur tumpar chance na marre

Masoom:- tum ab baat baat par kiss karne lage ho

Main:- shukar hai ke main ussi par ruka hon tumhara badan ko chu kar mann karta hai bas
chumata raho

Masoom:- bas bus jyada maska nahi chalo mujh ko mami ke ghar bhi jana hai aur tumko
mission par phir main tayar hua aur Masoom ko uski mami ke ghar ke chod diya aur wapas
Arav ke pas aaya main Arav ke room me pohancha to wo kafi pareshan laga

Main:- kya hua bhai itna tens kyu hai

Arav:- yaar Alok ke ghar kal kuch gunde aaye the aur bhabi aur Agani ko utha le gaye

Main:- par unhe kyu

Arav:- un aadmiyo ne kaha hai ki Alok ne Mohan sir ki madad ki agent dhundane main iss
liye le gaye aur jab tak maange puri na ho hum main se koi unka pata laggane ki koshish
na kare

Main:- chal jara Jagpreet se mil kar aata hon

Arav:- ab hume peche hat jana hoga warna wo log unko mar denge

Main:- pagal wo mafia wale hain maang puri hone par bhi marr sakte hain

Arav:- phir hum kya kare

Main:- mujhe hi kuch karna hoga tu jara ja kar Mohan sir ko akele main bula

Arav:- thek hai main Jagpreet ke room ki taraf gya waha par ek room service wala khada
tha

Main:- lao mujhe de do main le jata hon

Ladka:- jao apna kaam karo

Main:- apne costumer se koi aise baat karta hai

Ladka:- ok sir aap le jao wo mere hath main plate de kar chala gaya

Main:- bada ajeeb hai yaar maine bell bajaye usne gate khola

Jagpreet:- arre sir aap yaha

Main:- han ye lo tumhara order maine wo table par rakha aur un wo details ka kya hua

Jagpreet:- ho gaya sir ready hain mujhe ek awaaj sunai di tu tu maine plate se dhakkan
hataya

Main:- ohh shit maine jhatt se Jagpreet ko pakda aur windows se niche kud gye aur ek
blast hua dhaaam mamma ye blast Jagpreet ke room main hua tha Jagpreet to shock ke
marre kaanp rahi thi

Main:- Jagpreet Jagpreet

Jagpreet:- huu han wo 2 minutes main pasene se bhig gayi thi

Main:- tum thek ho na uss ne bas han main sir hilaya maine usse paas ke bench par bethea

Main:- tum yahi betho main waha se Arav ke room main aaya room blast ke jhatke se
tahas nahas ho gaya tha
Main:- Arav kaha hai Arav

Arav:- uuuu maine aage badh kar bed par se side wale diwar ke block uthee wo bed ke
side main daba hua tha asal main uska pas wala hi room tha blast se Jagpreet ka room to
blast hua par side ki diwal blast se tuti jiske niche Arav dab gaya tha maine usse bahar
nikala aur usse kandhe par utha kar niche jane laga kisi ke chilane ki awaj aa rahi thi maine
Arav ko wahi betha diya

Main:- yaar tu bas yahi ruk main aata hon main aage badha to ek room main se awaaj aa
rahi thi maine laat mar kar gate toda aur andar gaya

Aurart:- mere bacho ko bacha lo

Main:- kaha hai wo wo dono bathroom main hain aur iss diwal se ye rasta band hai maine
aage badh kar bina aurat ki parwah kiye diwal ko uthne laga par grills se fas gaya maine
aur dam laga kar usse uthne laga meri nase fulne lagi mere biceps ki jagah se shirt fatne
lagi maine shoulders se dhaka mara wo diwar door ja giri par uski grill ukahad kar mere
kandhe main ghuss gayi

Main:- aah maa maine apne dard ko kabu kiya aur bathroom ka gate khola waha do ladki
behosh padi thi maine dono ko kandhe par utha liya

Main:- yaha se niche chaliye main bahar aaya toh Arav wahi betha tha

Main:- aap mere bhai ko jara sahara de kar niche le chalo phir hum 5cho niche aaye waha
par ambulance aa gayi thi maine dono ko aur Arav ko stretchers par rakh kar hospital bhej
diya aur Jagpreet ke pas aya

Main:- chalo Jagpreet hume yaha se nikalna hoga Jagpreet mujhe dekh kar cheekh padi

Main:- kya hua kyu cheek rahi ho

Jagpreet:- aapke peth main sarya gussa hai

Main:- han chalo abhi hume tumhari agency main jana hoga

Jagpreet:- par aap iss halat main mujhe dhundla dhundla dikhne laga maine jhatt se usse
pakda aur hum RAW agency ke bahar the main niche behosh pada tha Jagpreet kuch ladko
ko bula kar mujhe andar layi waha par Mohan ji the

Mohan:- arrre ye kya halat bana rakhi hai aur aise kya hua
Jagpreet:- pehle aap Shikha ko bulaooo Mohan sir ne jadi se Shikha ko bulaya Shikha aakar
hum dono ko apne hospital area main le gayi aur waha mera ilaaj kiya

Ek ghante baad Shikha's cabin

Jagpreet:- inhe kab hosh aayega

Shikha:- bas abhi aa sakta hai but bleeding aur sarya ghusne ki wajah se kafi kamjori aa
gayi inke cells powerful hain ghaw kafi jaldi bhar rahe hain maine pehli baar aisa kuch
dekha hai

Jagpreet:- han maine bhi aaj kuch aise hi chij dekhi hai jo kabhi socha bhi nahi tha

Shikha:- wo kya hai

Jagpreet:- wooo yaar mazak dekha

Shikha:- lagta hai tere sar par chot lagi hai wo light le kar uski ankhe check karne lagi

Jagpreet:- ye sab band karo mujhe kuch nahi hua mujhe hosh aaya main uthne laga to
mere hath se kuch gira awaaj sun kar Shikha Mohan Jagpreet Alok waha aa gaye

Main:- arre aap log

Shikha:- nahi uthne ki koshish mat karo tumhara kafi blood nikla hai

Mohan:- maine pehle hi kaha tha ye mission mout ka mission hai

Main:- isse main hi pura karunga kyuki ab mera dil ka chota se hissa unke pas hai

Jagpreet:- kon

Main:- Agani meri gudiya

Alok:- jab uska baap kuch nahi kar paya to tum kya kar loge

Main:- shayad tum nahi jante mama main do baar maa hota hai

Alok:- tum to ek ajanbi ho

Main:- kya ajanbi ajanbi laga rakha hai tujhe jo karna hai kar main usse bacha kar launga
tu bas yaha beth kar plan bana

Shikha:- tum abhi iss halat main nahi ho

Main:- tum bas ek high dose pain killer ka laga do aur thoda se drug bhi ta ke mujhe
thakawat na ho

Shikha:- ye sab tumhare sharir ko damage kar degi

Main:- ab tumnai mera ellaz kiya hai to tumhe pata to chal gaya hoga ki ye mera kuch nahi
kar saketi tum bas wahi karo jo maine kaha uss ne Mohan sir ki taraf dekaha

Mohan:- karo jo ye keh raha hai

Main:- sir aap jara mere liye guns ka intezam karo

Mohan:- abhi jao ge kya

Main:- han kyuki jis ne bomb diya tha uss ke sharir se fish ki smell aa rahi thi mujhe lagta
hai wo samundar ke beech main hain tabhi koi unhe nahi dhund paa raha Jagpreet abhi
ek chota drone camera sath lao

Jagpreet:- abhi layi sir phir Shikha ne mujhe dono injection lagaye mujhe ab kafi relief feel
ho raha tha maine phone dekaha uss main Masoom ki 12 miss call the maine phone wapas
jeb main daal liya Mohan sir mujhe ek room main le gaye jaha kafi weapons the Harsh ne
mujhe ek bullet proof jacket diya jo maine pehen liya phir ek dress di maine wo bhi phen
li uss main kayi gun rakhne ki jagah thi

Harsh:- kya purre shahar ko udana hai

Main:- jo hotel main aisa bomb dhamaka kar sakte hain wo kam khatarnak to nahi honge

Jagpreet:- sir drone ready hai

Main:- thek kitni range hai

Jagpreet:- aap uski chinta mat karo iss ke repeter lage hain pore shahar main

Main:- to isse samundar ki taraf chod do uss ne drone launch kar diya Mohan aur Alok
kuch kaana fusi kar rahe the

Alok:- iss ka dimag itna tez kaise chal raha hai

Mohan:- han subah to ekdum aanadi se lag raha tha

Alok:- shayad Arav issi liye itna over confidence ho raha tha kya ye kar payega

Mohan:- kal kis ne dekha hai karib 30 ghante baad ek ship nazar aayi
Main:- jara zoom karna Jagpreet ne zoom kiya

Main:- ye to wahi sala hai jisne bomb rakha tha jara ek round lagao ship ke sab monitor
dekh rahe the

Main:- dekh lo Harsh ye kya shahar se kaam hai

Harsh:- iss ka ilaaz aap ke paas hai 100 round ki 5 magazine aur ek load aur opar se best
hand guns hai par akele kaise kar paoge

Main:- bas ankhe khuli rakhna maine Harsh ko kaha ke meri sari guns ko water proof bag
main dale aur silencers laga de

Harsh:- ok phir main bag lekar waha se akela bahar nikal gaya

Harsh:- sir ye pagal lagta hai ek army se ladne ja raha han

Jagpreet:- wo to abhi aage pata chal jayega main samundar ki taraf nikal gaya ab main kisi
aur ko power nahi dikhana chahta tha main thodi der main samundar ke kinare pahunch
gya jahan maine ek boat hire ki aur chal pada ship ki taraf 45 minutes ke baad wo ship
dikhne lagi maine boat rukwa kar bag samet pani main chalang laga di aur boat wale ko
wahi rukne ko kaha aur khud tairne laga kafi der tairne ke baad main ship ke paas
pohuncha waha life boat main ek aadmi gun le kar khada tha maine phiche se ja kar boat
ko ek taraf jhuka diya wo pani main girnai wala tha maine uska gala pakad kar pani main
duba kar pairo main kas kar uski gardan tod di phir boat main beth kar bag khola dress
pahni aur sari hand guns aur Ak 47 ko load kar ke pith par taang li aur phir main rassi ke
sahare opar chadne laga tabhi siren bajne laga saalo ne rassi main bhi motion senser laga
rakha tha maine raisi chod di aur pani main ja gira opar sab idhar udhar dekhne lagey
main ship ke necche ja kar chipak gya tha thodi der ruk kar maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya
aur uske sahare chadne laga

Udhar

Mohan:- iss ke pas talwar kaise aaye

Alok:- apne peche rakhta hai

Mohan:- immposible hai talwar le kar swim karna

Jagpreet:- shayad bag main thi

Mohan:- han ye ho sakta hai main akhir ship ke opari hisse par pahunch gaya waha 5
aadmi guns le kar ghum rahe hai main ship ke aage wale hisse ke pas pahuncha jaha keval
ek aadmi akele tha baki sab piche thodi dur bethe baate kar rahe the maine halki si sitti
bajayi to woo aage dekhne lage wo jaise hi jhuka maine uski gardan kaat di aur uski body
ko girnai se pehle pakad liya

Shikha:- uff kitni aasani se kaat diya

Main opar chadha aur uss ki jacket nikal kar pehan li uss par thoda khon laga tha kyuki
maine ek jhatke se kaati thi jacket pheni hi thi ki uski lassh pani main gir gayi awaaj sun
kar ek aadmi aya

Aadmi:- kya hai

Main:- shark hai shark

Aadmi:- han tu jakar captain se mil niche ship main pata nahi kaise hole ho gya hai jis se
thoda pani aa gaya hai usse thek karna hai

Main:- abhi jata hon main face ek taraf tedha kar ke chalne laga

Aadmi:- abe raat ki utri nahi kya kaha ja raha hai capatain udhar hai

Main:- han bas sar aur gale main dard hai

Aadmi:- tujh se kaha tha na uss ladki par itna mat chilla

Main:- atta hon main capatain ki taraf gaya jaha main gate ke bahar scaaner laga tha

Main:- ab ye gate kaise khulega tabhi wo aadmi aaya

Aadmi:- kyu bhai gate khol ke du ya tujhe yahi maar du uss ne meri gardan par gun rakh
di maine hath opar kiye

Aadmi:- chal mud maine peche mud kar uss ka mouh pakad kar sacaaner par mara hand
gun (silencer) se uski khopdi uda di gate khula main andar gya maine waha do aadmiyo
ko uda diya hatho hath bas capatin bacha tha

Aadmi:- kon hai tu

Main:- naam pata batane nahi aaya hon chal bata wo ladki aur wo maa aur beti kaha hai
aur gun uski taraf target kar di

Capatain:- nahi goli mat chalana main batata hon

Main:- han bata wo dono niche band hain wo saame uss gate ko kholne ki key hai main
key ki taraf badha par uss saale ne moka pa kar siren baja diya

Main:- tumne ye thek nahi kya aur shot gun se uski khopri uda di kyuki ab to silencer ka
koi fayada nahi bacha tha main bahar nikla toh waha 25-30 aadmi guns liye khade the

Aadmi:- ab jyada shaan patti nahi chal apni guns idhar fenk de

Mohan:- lo ye pakda gaya aur situation ab aur kharab ho jayegi

Alok:- maine to pahle hi mana kiya tha

Jagpreet:- abhi wo jindha hai

Mohan:- jyada der nahi

Idhar maine apni guns apna coat nikal kar aage phenk di aur hath opar kar liya

Aadmi:- chalo boss ke pass

Wo sab mujhe ship ke khuli jagah le kar aaye jaha par ek aadmi ek ladki ko godh main
betha kar kuch kha raha tha

Aadmi:- boss ye saala iss ship main ghuss aaya aur capatain ko maar diya

Rachs: boss

Rachs ne gun nikal kar uss aadmi ko goli mar di

Rachs:- abe to wahi uda deta yaha kya aarti utarne laya hai

Rachs:- mujh se han be tu yaha kya lene aaya

Main:- bas ghumne aaya tha

Rachs:- chal aaj ke baad nahi ghumega

Main:- wo to wakt batayega ki kon ghumega

Rachs:- bada jigri hai tujhe pata hai yaha par 150 aadmi hain aur tu bachne ki soch raha
han uss ne ek goli mere pet par mar di par andar bullet proof thi

Rachs:- acha to tu Police wala hai tayari ke sath aaya hai iski bharpayi unhe karni hogi

Main:- tu bachega tab na

Rachs:- abe kya neend main hai

Main:- neend main hota to ab tak to mar gya hota

Rachs:- tujhe tadpa ke marenge baand do kutte ko unho ne mujhe bandh kar chain se
taang diya

Rachs:- jao unhe lekar aayo jiske liye ye aaya hai ek aadmi jakar un teeno ko le kar aaya

Agani:- mujhe dekh kar mama aap aa gaye

Racha:- arre ye to aise bachane aaya chalo aaj ek mama bhanji ki mout ka khel khelte hain

Main:- agar tu ne isse chua to mujh se nahi bachega

Shikha:- ye toh aise keh raha hai jaise abhi chhut kar inhe maar dega

Mohan:- pata nahi kuch samjh nahi aa raha hai Rachs ne aage badh kar Agani ko do
thappad mar diye

Main:- ab toh tu ne sach main mout ko dawat di hai

Rachs:- ye game khlene main kafi maja aa raha han chalo jakar camera on karo Delhi walo
ko ye dikao aaj Delhi walo ko naya show dikhate hain camera naam sunte hi mujhe yaad
aaya ke mene toh saala mask hi nahi pehna maine ankhe band kar ke mask pehen liya

Rachs:- abe ye Joker kaise ban gaya chalo jo bhi ho aur maja aayega

Aadmi:- boss hum live aa gaye

Rachs:- aaj main tumhe ek bohat acha show dhikhaunga maine in logo se ek aadmi manga
tha par inhone mujhe marne ke liye ye Joker bhej diya ab to in becharo ko marna hoga ye
bol kar uss ne Agani ke sar par shot gun laga di

Pratibha:- meri bachi ko chod do

Rachs:- the show begins wo trigger dabane wala tha maine chain tod di aur kudate hue
talwar mere hath main aa gayi maine uss ka shot gun wala hath kaat diya

Rachs:- aa aa mar gaya aa maa abe chhutiyo kya dekh rahe ho in sab ko bhun do maine
jahtt se un teeno ko pani main dhaka de kar khud bhi kud gaya

Main:- tum log iss life boat main betho main aata hua main dobara se chimpanzi ki tara
ship par chad gaya un sab ne aandha dhun goli barsani shuru kar di main apni apni telawar
itni tez ghuma raha tha ki koi goli mere pas nahi pahunch paa rahi thi 10 min ki firing ke
baad mere dusre hath main bhi talwar aagyi jo maine aage badh kar do aadmiyo ke pet
ke aar par kar di aur un dono ko Rachs par phenka tabhi opar khade ek aadmi ne goli
chalana shuru kar di maine telawar se rokne ki koshish ki par 4 gooli mere bullet proof
jacket ko chirti hue muje lagi maine un sab ko gajar muli ki tarah katne laga

Rachs:- ek aadmi se isse launcher se uda do

Aadmi:- par boss hamare log

Boss:- main fishing boat se yaha se nikal jaonga aur waha se nice bhag gaya

Main:- kaha ja raha hai game nahi khelega

Rachs:- abbe tu sala marta kyu nahi

Maine uske bolne se pehle hi uske tukde tukde kar diye main Rachs ka sar kaat kar oper
le aaya

Main:- dekho ab tumhara boss mar gaya hai ab tum apne hatayar fenk do waha par lag
bhag 15-20 aadmi khade the

Ek:- thek hai par tum hume yahi chod do hum yaha se chale jayenge thek hai main tumhari
ek boat le kar ja raha hon ye bol kar main pani main kud gaya aur un teeno ke pas
pahuncha

Agani:- mama mama maine boat main bethe hi motor on kar ke aage badha di thodi dur
pahunch kar maine jeb se ek remote nikala

Nitika:- ye kya hai maine remote ka button dabaya puri ship dhamake se udd gayi maine
boat aage badhaha di drugs ki wajah se jo dard ab tak band tha wo ab dobara shuru hone
laga kyuki goli abhi andar hi thi

Pratibha:- bhaiya aapko goli lagi hai aur kitna khon beh raha hai

Main:- bas tum log ko pahuncha du phir jo hoga so hoga

Nitika:- aap aise kyu bol rahe ho bullet proof ki wajah se jyada andar nahi gayi hogi main
unhe le kar kinare pahuncha aur pas main ek fish bechane wali ke pas gaye

Nitika:- aap apna chaku dengi

Aurat:- han ye lo Nitika ne wo chaku garam kar ke meri goli nikal li aur mujhe wahi unki
jhonpri main lita diya thodi der main main so gaya mere sone ke baad waha teen gaadi
aaye jis main Mohan ji aur baki sab the wo sab muje le kar waha se nikal gaye agli subah
10 beje meri neend khuli maine dekha to waha Masoom aur Arav ke sath Agani bhi bethi
thi

Main:- baby

Masoom:- mere pas aayi kya hua jaanu

Main:- mujhe kya hua main to mast hon

Masoom:- tum har baar khatra kyu lete ho

Arav:- ye kaam iss ke elawa koi nahi kar sakta tha maine tv ki taraf dekha

News 48:- abhi tak ye pata nahi chala ke ye Police ka aadmi hai ya koi aur par lagta hai
Delhi ko naya supar Joker mil gaya hai toh milate hain raat 11 beje ek special report ke
sath

Main:- mere pas aao Gudiya wo mere pas aayi maine usse apne pas bithaya

Main:- kya mujhe maaf nahi karogi

Agani:- nahi aap ne promise kiya tha ki aap mujhe ghumane lejaoge par aap chale gaye

Main:- acha baba aaj ghumne chalenge thek hai wo khush ho kar mere gale lag gayi

Agani:- ab maaf kiya aapko

Main:- acha ab kisi do

Agani:- wahi jo mami aap ko deti hai

Masoom:- chup kar pagal gaal par de de Agani ne gaal par kiss kiya aur mere pas main late
gayi

Arav:- to bhai aage kya karna hai

Main:- abe saale thoda sabr to kiya kar

Arav:- arre yaar main kaam ko nahi keh raha bas yahi ke kuch din Delhi main rukte hain

Main:- han main Delhi se Masoom ke admission hone ke baad jaonga

Arav:- thek hai itne main gate khula aur Mohan sir Shikha Jagpreet Alok Pratibha Nitika
andar aaye Nitika ne mere pas aa kar mera hath pakad liya

Nitika:- aap kaise ho

Main:- thek hon aap kaisi ho

Nitika:- aap ki wajah se thek hon

Mohan:- haan tumhara bohat shukriya meri beti ko safely lane ke liye

Main:- ye toh mera faarj tha warna hum to ajnabi tehre Alok mere pair pakadne laga

Main:- arre ye kya kar rahe ho

Alok:- apne bhagwan ke pair pakad raha hon

Main:- nahi main to bas ek aam insan hon jo bas pyaar ki bhasha bolta hon aur sunta hon

Alok:- tumne sahi kaha tha pyaar ka rishta sabse bada hota hai

Arav:- yaha ye sab kya ho raha hai Pratibha bina ruke sab bata deti hai

Arav:- Alok tu ne ye thek nahi kiya tu aisa soch bhi kaise sakta hai

Main:- yaar tu chup kar ek pita hone ke naate uss ne ye sab kaha hoga aur wo ek Police
wala bhi to hai

Mohan:- han ek Police to dusro ko sikhata hai ki kabhi anjaan logo par vishwas na karo
phir wo ye galti kaise karta

Agani:- tu kya phir se mere mama chin jayenge

Alok:- na meri gudiya koi nahi chinaga ab jo marzi apne mama ke sath kar jaha jana hai
jaa

Agani:- Alok ke gaal par kiss kar deti hai sach Papa

Alok:- han gudiya ekdum sach

Pratibha:- bhaiya mujhe bhi maaf kar do

Main:- arre bhai bhi kehti ho aur maafi maangti ho chalo kuch khila do bohat bhuk lagi hai

Nitika:- han niche khana laga hua hai aap log chalo

Main:- aap log chalo main aata hon wo sab waha se chale gaye bas main Agani aur
Masoom bache

Masoom:- Tulsi didi ne boht baar call kiya aur tumhare bare main pouch rahi thi unho ne
bhi wo news dekhi to maine sab bata diya
Main:- ohh shit Masoom tum yahi ruko main mil ke aata hon

Agani:- kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- chal tujhe tere massi se mila kar lata hon

Agani:- ye massi par jayenge kaise

Main:- ghayab ho kar

Agani:- main choti bhale hon par samjhdar hon

Main:- acha agar kar ke dhikau maine Agani ko godh main utha liya aur Masoom se kaha
ke koi aaye to kehna hum 15 minute main niche aate hain

Masoom:- ok jao maine Tulsi didi ko yaad kiya aur jhatt se waha pahunch gaya Agani chilla
rahi thi

Main:- bas ab chup kar Agani ne ankhe kholi aur chup ho gayi

Agani:- kya hum pachuch gay

Main:- han pahuch gaye tabhi didi gate khol kar aayi

Main:- sorry didi wo ghalti se ho gaya

Tulsi:- mere kaan ethate hue kyu re kya aise koi ladkiyo ke bathroom main ghus jata hai

Agani:- mama kya aap inke bathroom main gaye the

Main:- chup ab chup rehna wo didi jaldi ke chakaar main galti ho gayi maine kuch nahi
dekha kasam sai

Tulsi:- sacch keh raha hai na

Main:- haan bilkul sacch

Tulsi:- acha ye sab kya kar raha hai waha par

Main:- apna kaam kar raha tha ye sun kar wo rone lagi maine Agani ko utara

Main:- arre didi kya hua kyu roo rahi ho wo aakar mere gale lag gayi

Tulsi:- tu janta hai na ki tu hi mera akela bhai hai aur main tujhe nahi khonna chati

Main:- arre didi main ekdum thek hon aap chinta mat kiya karo
Tulsi:- tu jitna bhi powerful kyu na ho hum sab hamesha teri fikar karte rahenge

Main:- ab roona band karo aur apni bhaanji se milo

Tulsi:- acha ek aur behan bana li

Agani:- mama yehi massi hai kya

Tulsi:- han mere pas aao

Agani:- kya ye chocolate dengi

Tulsi:- pehle mujhe kisi deni hogi wo Agani ko utha leti hai

Tulsi:- ab do Agani uske honto par kiss kar deti hai

Tulsi:- arre tu to badi smart hai kaha se sikhi

Agani:- mama mami ko issi tarah kissi dete hain Tulsi didi hasne lagi

Main:- acha didi main chalta hon jaldi hi aa jaonga thek hai chal gudiya

Tulsi:- par

Main:- nahi didi baad main abhi nahi ruk sakta Agani ko godh main liya aur wapas aa gya

Masoom:- itni der kaha laga di

Agani:- ye massi ke bathroom main ghus gaye the

Main:- arre pagal chup ho ja har jagh kuch bhi bol deti hai

Masoom:- ye kya bol rahi hai

Main:- yaar wo galti se ho gaya

Masoom:- maine kaha bhi hai ke koi kaam jaldi main mat kiya karo

Main:- chalo niche sab intejar kar rahe honge aur tu Agani ki bachi ab ye aag lagana baand
kar tu na kisi ko kisi degi aur na ye baatyegi ke hum yaha se kaha gaye the warna main
tujh se baat nahi karunga

Agani:- sorry mama ji main aage se aisa nahi karungi

Masoom:- beta agar aise baate tum sab ke samne karogi to sab tumhare mama ko ganda
samjhenge
Agani:- nahi mere mama ache hain main kisi se nahi kahugi

Main:- meri pyaari gudiya uske baad hum jakar khana khane lage

Mohan:- han to DD kya socha hai aage

Main:- sochna kya hai main aur Arav kuch din ruk ke wapas chale jayenge

Nitika:- kya aap ja rahe ho ye sun kar Masoom mujhe ghurne lagi

Main:- han aur yaha kya karnege

Nitika:- yaha kuch din ruk jayen aap ko Delhi ghuma dungi

Masoom:- nahi inhe ghar jana hai

Mohan:- arre bhai main koi aur baat keh raha tha

Main:- ji boliye

Mohan:- kyu na tum RAW join kar lo sab ne khana khana rok di Masoom aur Arav khansne
lage maine pani utha kar Masoom ko diya

Main:- kya karti ho baby arram se khao

Nitika:- (man main) ye isse baby kyu bol raha hai

Nitika:- ye aap ki kon hai

Main:- mere hone wali wife hai Arav bata kya karna hai

Arav:- bhai RAW ka agent banna to mere dream jaisa hai

Main:- to Mohan ji aap done samjho par main Haryana main rahunga jab koi kaam ho to
bata dena

Mohan:- ok manjur hai Jagpreet in ki id aur database main inka naam jod do

Main:- sir meri photo mask wali hi lagana aur naam de Devil (DD) rakhna

Jagpreet:- ok shaam tak ho jayega main khana kha kar utha

Main:- baby tum tayar ho jao main tumhara admission karta hon

Masoom:- uss ki jarurat nahi mere mama kara denge

Main:- acha thek hai main oper room main ja raha hon
Masoom:- han tum chalo main aati hon main room main aa kar beth gaya pas ke table par
kafi sari books rahki thi maine ek book utha li The Real Hero aur usse padhne laga kafi
interesting thi tabhi Masoom andar aayi aur gate lock kar diya

Main:- aaoo baby ye book padho kafi achi han Masoom aa kar mere opar kod gayi

Main:- arre kya baat hai

Masoom:- jab dusri ladkiya tumhe line dene lage to mood banana padta hai

Main:- arre pagal tu bhi hamesha galat sochti hai

Masoom:- main ladki ki nazar pahchanti hon main usse palat ke uske opar aa gaya aur uss
ke hont chusne laga kabhi oper wale to kabhi niche wale uss ne apni jeebh mere mouh
main daal di main usse chusne laga aur kiss tod kar uski kamiz utarne laga

Masoom:- aaram se faad doge kya maine kamiz nikal kar side main phenk di aur apni tshirt
bhi utaar di

Masoom:- kya karne ja aa uuiiii main uski bra khich kar uski chuchiyo chusne laga thodi
der baad hath uski legging main dalne laga to uss ne hath pakad liya maine uski taraf
dekha to uss ne na main sar hilaya main side main ho kar lait gaya

Masoom:- naraj ho kya

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi bas

Masoom:- kya bas

Main:- main jitna ladta ja raha hon mere dimag main sex ki aag aur garmi badh rahi hai
Masoom ne mujhe peche se pakda

Masoom:- agar tum chaho to kar sakte ho

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi tum chinta mat karo main itna weak bhi nahi

Masoom:- nahi tumhe agar karna hai to kar sakte ho main nahi chahti ki mere hotte hue
tumhe kisi aur ki jarurat pade maine baat ko badalna hi thek samjha aur kaha

Main:- acha sham ko ghum kar kya tumhare mami se milane chalu

Masoom:- nahi wo Papa ko bata dengi

Main:- ghumne to chalogi na

Masoom:- han bilkul ye bhi koi phuchne ki baat hai

Main:- chalo acha hai Agani bhi khush ho jayegi

Masoom:- han kafi pyari bachi hai

Main:- acha Masoom apni phichali life ke bare main mujh se milne se pehle kuch batao

Masoom:- acha jab main paida hui to meri mom dad kafi ache se rehte the par jab se dad
kuch kaam main jyada busy rahne lage ghar kam aate the mom ne kuch kaha to nahi main
uss samaye 6 main thi ek din meri mom kahi ja rahi thi to raste main unhe dad kisi aurat
ke sath dikhe ghar aakar unki khub ladayi hui par agle din se mom ghayab ho gayi main
aise hi gum sum rehti jyada kisi se bola nahi phir main dherre dherre samajdar hoti gayi
main 8 se dance class aur marshal art ki traning lene lagi phir 9 main meri dosti Janu se
hui aur uske baad kafi khule mind ki ho gayi kisi ko bhi ulta sedha bol deti thi yaha tak ki
teacher ko bhi unke mouh par jawab de deti thi phir 11th main aa gayi ek din Varun mere
pas aaya aur mujhe propose kiya par maine mana kar diya tab Janu ne kaha koi ek bf toh
hona chahiye trend hai to main uski baato main aa gye phir uske sath ghumna phirna hota
rehta tha wo kayi baar mujh se intimate hona chahta tha par pata nahi kyu mujhe uske
sath kuch aajeeb se lagta par uss din jab maine tumhe mara toh mujhe kuch bura to nahi
laga par jab bhi tumhari taraf dekhti aajeeb se lagta tum itni be izzati seh kar bhi chup
chaap apna kaam kar rahe the par jab tumahare sath baate ki tu mere andar ki wo
Masoom jaag gayi jise main bhulane ki koshish karti thi uss din tumhare jane ke baad main
bas tumhare bare main hi sochti rahi phir Varun ne milne ko bulaya to main gayi baki
tumhe pata hai phir jab tumne unko mara aur mujhe apne kapde diye to main tumhari iss
ada pe mar mitti

Main:- acha to ye baat hai to ab kitna pyaar karti ho

Masoom:- agar tumne choda to shayed main mar jaon

Main:- aaj to bol diya aage se mat bolna par haan tumhare pyaar ka imtehaan baki hai

Masoom:- kaisa imtehaan

Main:- ye tumhe maa hi batayegi

Masoom:- thek hai main apne pyaar ki gehrayi tumhe dikha kar rahungi

Main:- arre baato main itna time nikal gaya chalo Agani ko bula kar lao main fresh hota
hon
Masoom:- thek hai main bathroom se fresh hokar niche aaya Agani tayar hokar Masoom
ke sath khadi thi

Masoom:- chale phir

Nitika:- kaha ja rahe ho

Agani:- ghumne ja rahe hai

Nitika:- main bhi chalu agar koi problem na ho to

Main:- han thek hai chalo par hum charo jayenge kaise

Nitika:- main apni car nikalti hon

Main:- ye acha hai phir hum sab car se mall aa gaye

Main:- acha gudiya bata kya lena hai

Agani:- mujhe ache ache kapde chahiye

Main:- chalo aaj tumhe kapde hi dilwaunga main usse le kar kids section main chala gaya

Sales girl:- sir main aap ki kya madad mar sakti hon

Main:- isse jo pasand aaye wo kapde dila do aur mehanga sasta mat dekhna

Sales girl:- ok sir phir sab kapde dekhne lage

Main:- tum dono iske sath kapde lo aur apne liye bhi le lena main aata hon main waha se
male section main aaya aur kai sari tshirts aur jeans pack karayi aur kuch Arav ke liye main
aage jakar oper wale floor par woman section main gaya waha par maine ek sari aur do
dress pack karwae aur waha se saara saaman pack karwa kar niche aaya to waha dono
Agani ko kuch samjh rahi thi

Main:- kya baat hai kya hua

Agani:- mama ye kapde nahi lene de rahi

Nitikia:- arre ye itne sarre hain aur kafi mehange hain maine sales girl se kaha sab pack
kar do

Sale girl:- sab sir

Main:- han kar do kya baar baar kehna padega kitna time lage ga
Sale girl:- sir 20-25 minute

Main:- ye lo card payment kar do aur hum tab tak samne cafe main hain main sab ko cafe
lekar aaya

Main:- kya khana hai sab apna order karo

Masoom:- mujhe chocolate wali ice cream khaani hai

Agani:- mujhe bhi chocolate

Main:- aur Nitika tum

Nitika:- nahi main thek hon

Main:- chalo tum meri pasand wali kha lo maine waiter ko bulaya do chocolate aur do
strawberry ice cream mangvayi

Masoom:- mujhe bhi strawberry wali hi laana

Agani:- mujhe bhi

Main:- chalo bhai 4 le aao hum sab ice cream khane lage hum kha hi rahe the ke ek ladki
ladkhadate hue meri chair se takaryi

Ladki:- I am really sorry Maine peche mud ke dekaha wo niche jhuk ke saaman utha rahi
thi maine uski sakal dekhi to chonk gaya main bas usse dekh raha tha wo uth kar chali gyi
par main apne hi khayalo main kho gaya

Masoom:- mujhe hilla kar kaha kho gaye ho

Main:- baby ye wahi ladki hai jo mere sapno main aati hai

Masoom:- kya wahi jo abhi takaryi thi

Main:- haan wahi kidhar gayi wo

Masoom:- maine dhayan nahi diya

Nitika:- aap dono kya baate kar rahe ho

Main:- wo actually meri pehle ki yaadas chali gayi hai

Nitika:- wah matlab apka naam DD nahi hai

Masoom:- nahi wo to aise hi rakha gaya inka asssli naam aur sakal tak nahi pata
Nitika:- ek minute yaadas aur shakal ka kya connection

Main:- wo baad main chaloo samaan pack ho gaya hoga phir hum saara saman le kar niche
aaye aur ghar pahuche to naukroo ko bula kar saaman andar le jane lage

Partibha:- arrr arre kya puri dukkan kharid kar laye ho

Nitika:- han sab saaman issi ka hai wo Agani ki taraf ishara karti hai

Partibha:- iss ki kya jarurat thi

Main:- acha to apni gudiya ko waha ye kehne deta ki uska mama uski itni si iccha bhi puri
nahi kar sakta

Partibha:- lagta hai saal bhar ka ek baar main le aayi hai

Agani:- han main roj new pehnu gi

Main:- han pehan lena pehle andar ja kar to rakho sab andar chale gaye aur main Masoom
ko lekar apne room main aaya

Masoom:- kya baat hai kuch pareshan dikh rahe ho

Main:- nahi bas wo uss ladki ko lekar soch raha hon

Masoom:- kya tumhe pura yakin hai ke ye wahi thi

Main:- tumhe yakin nahi ho raha to chalo bathroom tumhe dikhata hon main usseke sath
bathroom main gaya aur uss ladki ko socha aur mirror main dekha wo ladki kuch bana
rahi thi

Main:- dekho yahi hai wo

Masoom:- han tum sach kah rahe ho ye koi co incidence nahi ho sakta

Main:- han shayad ye mere bare main kuch janti ho

Masoom:- tum jyada tenstion mat lo hum isse mil kar puhch lenge

Main:- yaar kaise bevakofo wali baat karti ho tumhe pata hai na ki mera face koi pahchan
nahi sakta

Masoom:- han ye to hai chalo chodo in sab main kya hai maine aage badh kar ek packet
ussse diya

Masoom:- kya hai iss main

Main:- khol kar dekho Masoom ne packet khola

Masoom:- wow ye to bohat khobsurat hai kis ke liye hai

Main:- tumhare liye aur kis ke liye Masoom khush hokar mujhe gale laga kar

Masoom:- aaj main bohat khush hon ye tumahara pehla gift hai main isse hamesha
sambhal ke rakhungi

Main:- arre baby main iss dress main tumhe dekhna chahta hon aur tum to

Masoom:- arre mera matlab hai isse kabhi khone nahi dungi

Main:- acha ab tum apni mami ke ghar jao mujhe Haryana nikalna hoga

Masoom:- kuch din ruk jao

Main:- baby samjha karo ab yaha ka kaam ho gaya hai to mujhe jana hoga

Masoom:- please mere liye

Main:- chalo ab ye natak band karo aur ghar jao

Masoom:- par tum phone karte rehna

Main:- phone kyu milne aa jaonga

Masoom:- nahi tumse baar baar alag hona acha nahi lagta

Main:- arre baap re laghta hai tu to pagal ho gayi hai

Masoom:- han tumhare pyaar main gate par knock hota hai

Main:- kon hai

Nitika:- aap ko Papa bula rahe hain

Main:- 5 min ruko aata hon maine bag uthee

Masoom:- iss main kya hai

Main:- Nitika aur Pratibha didio aur bakiyo ke liye kapde

Masoom:- ye acha kiya ke sab ke le lay liye maine gate khola to wo wahi khadi thi

Main:- arre aap gayi nahi

Nitika:- chaliye sath main chaliye main uske sath jane laga aur bag se ek packet usse de
diya

Nitika:- ye kya hai

Main:- bas ek chota se gift apke liye aasha karta hon pasand aayega

Nitika:- thank you soo much

Main:- friends main no sorry no thanks

Nitika:- thanks

Main:- ab ye kis liye

Nitika:- friend banne ke liye aage se nahi kahugi hum Mohan sir ke pas pahuche

Mohan:- arre aa gaye tum

Main:- han sir koi baat hai

Mohan:- han ab jab tum dono ne kaam karne ka socch liya hai to maine socha ke tumko
training par bhej do tum takatwar ho par abhi tumhare andar ek agent wali baat nahi hai
ek agent kabhi apna sabut nahi chodta

Arav:- han bhai ye sahi keh rahe hain

Main:- thek hai tu kahta hai to kar lete hain

Main:- kitne din karna ki hai

Mohan:- 6-7 mahine lag jayenge

Main:- itna lamba kyu

Mohan:- dekho tum main ek ache agent banne ki sari khubhi hai to tumhe waha sab
sikhaya jayega

Mohan:- tum ek agent banne ja rahe ho na ki killer har kaam mar pit ka nahi hota

Arav:- sir aap fikar na karo main sab samjh dunga

Mohan:- ek aur baat hai haal ki ghatao ke baad maine socha hai ki main Nitika ko bhi tum
logo ke sath training dilwa du taa ke ye apna bachaw kar sake aur Shikha aur Jagpreet bhi
tumahare sath jayengi unki bhi training ek mission ki wajah se reh gayi thi
Main:- ok sir kab hume kab aur kaha jana hai

Mohan:- 2 din baad tum log Istanbol nikal jaoge

Main:- sir waha kyu

Mohan:- kyu ke wahi se tumhare mission start hoga

Main:- thek hai to main tab tak appne ghar par bata kar aa jaonga

Mohan:- ok fine uske baad main Arav ke sath garden main aaya

Main:- kya ye sab sahi hai jo hum karne ja rahe hain Arav to kuch jyada hi khush tha bola
abe bohat maja aayega ek ke baad ek mission aur mast mast Items

Main:- acha beta to ye baat hai

Arav:- abe life main thoda enjoyment to hona hi chahiye

Main:- han teri baat main dum hai

Masoom:- kis dum ki baat ho rahi hai

Arav:- arre tum suno hum 7 mahine ke liye training par Istanbol ja rahe hain

Masoom:- kya iska matlab tumne mujhe jhut bola ki ghar ja rahe ho wo peche mud kar
jane lagi uss ka hath pakad kar arre baby abhi Mohan sir ne baataya hai

Masoom:- phir tumne mujhe aakar kyu nahi bataya agar Arav bhai na batate to tum
shayad aise hi chale jate

Main:- sorry chalo main kaan pakadta hon maine kaan pakde uska koi reaction nahi mujhe
sararat sujhi main uske pair pakdne ja raha tha usne jhat se mere hath pakad liya

Masoom:- ye aap kya kar rahe ho

Main:- ab tum maaf nahi kar rahi ho toh kya karu

Masoom:- tum sach main bhondu ho ek ladki ko manana bhi nahi aata

Arav:- wahi to sikhne ja rahe hain

Masoom:- mujhe ungli dhikate hue agar kuch aisa waisa kiya na to mujh se bura koi nahi
hoga main thoda pecha ho kar ahista se bola kya karu tum larne hi nahi deti to dusri
dhundani hi padagi wo meri peche bhagne lagi main bhi bhagne laga hum tino yun hi
garden main masti karte rahe phir shaam ko Masoom ko uske mami ke ghar choda aur
Agani aur baki sab se mil kar Arav ko lekar waha se Arav ke ghar aa gaya

Kamini:- arre tum kaha ghayab ho gaye the Tulsi ne yehi bataya ki kaam par gaye ho par
bata kar to jana chahiye na

Arav:- arre maa aage se bata kar jaonga abhi jara pani to lao Janu pani lekar aati hai

Janu:- good evening bhai usse dekh kar mere toh hosh udd gye kya kamaal ki lag rahi thi
kasam se ekdum apsara

Main:- kahi ja rahi hon kya

Arav:- han bata kaha ja rahi hai

Main:- han ekdum beautiful lag rahi ho

Kamini:- deka beta maine kaha tha ke itna mat saj ke ladke dekhete reh jaye wo table par
pani ka glass rakh kar Arav ke shoes utarne lagti hai Arav ke sath main bhi heran tha ke ye
wahi nakchadi ladki hai yaa koi aur

Arav:- arre Janu ye kya kar rahi hai

Janu:- kyu kya apne bhai ki madad nahi kar sakti aur shoes lekar chali jati hai Arav turant
khada hokar apni maa ke pass

Arav:- maa ye ladki kon hai

Kamini:- hans kar arre teri behan hi hai

Arav:- main nahi manta yaa to ye koi majak kar rahi yaa

Kamini:- yaa kya

Arav:- yaa iss ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai

Kamini:- nahi beta main bhi pehle shock ho gayi thi aaj uss ne khana bhi banaya hai aur
naukro tak se tamiz se baat kar rahi hai

Arav:- ye sab hua kaise

Kamini:- pata nahi beta uss din jab se school se aayi bas tabhi se

Arav:- phir to ye tera kaam hai wo meri taraf ungli karne laga

Main:- kya sab kuch main hi karta hon mujhe kuch nahi pata
Arav:- chal saale bata jaldi waha kya hua tha

Main:- yaar chup aunty khadi hai

Arav:- ye sab chod baat bata kya hua tha

Main:- kuch bhi to nahi yaar

Arav:- soch kar acha tu bodygurad hai to bata kya ye kisi ladke se milti hai

Main:- abe pagal kya ulta sedha andaja laga raha hai abhi agent banne main time hai

Arav:- yaar tu bata na kya baat hai

Main:- yaar yaha nahi bata sakta

Arav:- tujhe Tulsi didi ki kasam bata

Main:- chal to sun le aunty aap jara waha jayengi

Arav:- koi jarurat nahi hai wo meri maa hai aur teri bhi

Main:- to sun aaj se kuch din pehle news main ek khabar aayi thi ki teen logo ka sar kaat
diya gaya hai

Arav:- han par uss baat ka iss se kya lena

Main:- maine hi un teeno ko mara tha kyuki wo teeno Masoom ki ijjat lutne ja rahe the
Arav /Kamini ke to hosh udd gaye tabhi kuch girne ki awaaj aayi Janu plate main kuch laa
rahi thi jo uske hath se chhut gaya

Main:- tujhe mana kiya tha yaha nahi ab iss ne bhi sun liya Janu mere pas aayi aur mere
pair pakad liye

Main:- kya kar rahi ho chodo mujhe

Janu:- nahi apne mere ijjat bacha li main marte dum tak ye nahi bhulungi

Kamini:- beti ye kya bol rahi hai

Janu:- maa inho ne jinko mara tha wo mujhe black mail karne ki koshish kar rahe the

Main:- kya ye sab kab hua

Janu:- jab wo Masoom se jabardasti kar rahe the tab unhone usse bataya ke unhone meri
video banaayi hai jab main school ke bathroom main gayi thi uss din jab meri Masoom se
kaha suni hui to ussi ne mujhe wo video bheji par ye nahi bataya ke aap ne hi unhe mara
tha

Arav:- aaj mujhe garv ho raha hai ki tu mera dost hai yaara

Kamini:- shukriya beta meri beti ki ijjat bachane aur usse sudharne ke liye

Main:- aisi koi baat nahi hai aap log to mere apne ho uss ke baad hum sab ne beth kar
dinner kiya Shuraya ji bhi waha the

Shuraya:- acha beta ab aage kya plan hai

Arav:- wo humra maine uska hath dabaya

Main:- wo uncle hamari agency ko bohat fayda hua hai humne ek bohat bada mission
solve kiya to hume apne aise aur acha karne ke liye sarkar ki taraf se Istanbol bheja ja raha
hai ta ke hum jasusi ki barkiyo ko aur ache se samjh sakein

Arav:- ji ji

Shurya:- arre wah to iss ka matlab mere beta ab desh ke liye kaam karega

Arav:- han aisa hi kuch

Kamini:- acha jasusi hi karta rahega ki saadi bhi karega

Arav:- nahi abhi to 4 saal nahi pehle main ache se settle ho jaon

Kamini:- aur tab tak kya teri behen bethi rahegi

Arav:- arre aap log uss ki kara dena ussmain kya hai ab main shaadi na karu to kya wo yahi
rahegi

Shurya:- han iss ka college ho jane ke baad kuch sochenge

Kamini:- han ye thek rahega tab tak shayad aise koi pasand aa jaye ya koi acha ladka mil
jaye

Arav:- kyu Janu koi hai abhi par woh sharam ke marre sar jhuka ke bethi rahi

Kamini:- waise bhi aaj kal ache ladke kaha milate hain sab bas bhuk ki nazar se dekhte
hain

Shurya:- wo sab chodo tumhara kya vichar hai shaadi ke bare main

Main:- abhi kuch khass nahi

Kamini:- kyu koi pasand nahi aayi kya Arav shayad Masoom ke bare main bolne wala tha
par maine mana kar diya

Main:- nahi inke jaise koi khubsurat mili nhi

Kamini:- to iss se hi kar lo meri Arav aur Janu ke kaan jaise sun ho gaye

Shurya:- han tumhari Arav ki kafi banti hai aur tumse acha damad kaha milega

Arav:- han ye baat to thek hai iss se acha to nahi milega

Main:- Arav kya bol raha hai

Kamini:- kyu hamari beti main koi kami hai kya

Main:- nahi aisi baat nahi hai (main inhe Masoom ke bare main nahi batana chahta tha)

Shurya:- kyu Janu beta tujhe ye kaisa lagta hai wo sharma ke waha se bhag gayi

Kamini:- lo meri bachi ki to haan ho gayi hai ab tum batao

Main:- Arav jara chal kuch baat karni hai phir maine kisi ki baat nahi suni aur usse lekar
room main aaya aur uski kamar par ek ghussa mara

Arav:- haaye mar gaya kyu mar raha hai

Main:- abe chhutiye tujhe sab pata tha phir bhi kaha aise acha ladka nahi milega tera
dimag hai yaa bhusa

Arav:- yaar bade dino baad sab aise keh rahe the iss liye maine unhe bolne diya par tu ne
Masoom ke bare main kyu nani bolne diya

Main:- abe main har kisi ko abi kuch nahi batana chahta bas iss liye

Arav:- yaar tu abhi haan kar de main baad main sambhal lunga

Main:- abe mujhe aur fasana chata hai

Arav:- iss main kaise fas jayega

Main:- sacch main tere dad sahi kehte hain tujhe dimag ki jarurat hai

Arav:- yaar waise bhi kon se tu yaha rahega jab tak hum aayenge main sab sambhal lunga

Main:- bhai tu samjhta kyu nahi main ladki ke sath reh raha hon ladkiya jara si baat se
sapne bunne lagti hai
Arav:- ye to maine socha hi nahi

Main:- bhagwan ka shukr hai kuch to samjha tu jakar kuch keh ki main uske liye thek nahi
hon

Arav:- thek tu ruk main samjh kar aata hon

Main:- han bhai

Main:- (mann main) bosida sab mil kar mare ja rahe hain pehle Sona phir Masoom phir
wo Nitika chipakne lagi ab ye Janu sab ke sab pagal hain

Awaaj:- shanth shanth kitni gaali dega

Main:- aa jaya gandu saale ab tu bhi maar le

Awaaj:- nahi main ye sab gande kam nahi karta

Main:- ab bata bhi de ye ho kya raha hai

Awaaj:- ye ek shraap ke karan hai

Main:- kaisa shraap awaaj nahi aayi

Main:- abe bata de naa

Awaaj:- uska wakt abhi nahi aaya

Main:- tere aise wakt ke liye mujhe apni gaand sakht karni hogi kyuki ab meri maari jane
wali hai jab jyada der ho gayi to main niche aaya par waha to sab khush dikh rahe the

Main:- Arav bata diya na tu ne

Shurya:- han bata diya hai hum tumhare faisle se khush hain

Main:- kon se faisla

Shurya:- yahi ki tum pehle apne piro par ache se khade hone ke baad shaadi karoge

Main:- han wo to hai

Kamini:- aaj meri beti bohat khush hai sirf tumhari wajah se main kuch samjh nahi paa
raha tha

Main:- main kuch samjh nahi

Shurya:- kya samjhna jab tum usse pehle se pasand karte ho par ye tumne kabhi bataya
nahi

Main:- Arav ye sab kya ho raha hai

Arav:- kya hai akele main keh sakta hai yaha nahi tabhi Janu bahar aayi

Janu:- maa main ja rahi hon

Arav:- kaha ja rahi hai

Janu:- wo bhai ek friend ki behan ki shaadi hai ussi main ja rahi hon

Kamini:- itni raat ko akele mat ja kisi ko sath le jana

Shurya:- aisa kyu nahi karti DD ko sath le jao Janu aise khush ho gayi jaise usse koi khajana
mil gaya ho

Kamini:- han tum dono thoda sath main time spend karo

Main:- par wo mujhe kuch kaam tha

Arav:- tu ja wo kaam main kar dunga kuch khass nahi hai mujhse ghussa aa raha tha par
main sab ke samne mahol kharab nahi karna chahta hai Janu mujhe sochte dekh kar

Janu:- agar mere sath jana pasand nahi to mat jaye

Main:- (mann main) Arav tujhe to baad main dekh lunga

Main:- hans kar arre aap log bhi na main to iss ke sath jana chahta hon bas thoda se
nervous ho raha hon Arav ka chehra khushi se khil utha

Kamini:- beta issi liye to bhej rahe hain ke tum log thoda khul jao abhi tak tum dono main
keval takrar hi hui hai

Main:- aap logo ko itna vishwas kyu hai main galat bhi to ho sakta hon

Arav:- galat insan kisi ko bachane ke liye jhat se ship par army se ladne nai jate Arav ko
apni ghalti ka ahsas hua ki uss ni kya bol diya hai

Janu:- kya wo kal jo tv par the wo aap the

Main:- arre nahi yeh toh bas aise hi bolta han Shurya ji kuch bhanp gaye

Shurya:- arre han tum log jaoge kaise

Arav:- meri nayi wali car le jana

Janu:- sach bhai main le jaon

Shurya:- yeh bhi koi puchne ki baat bai sab tumhara hi to hai

Main:- Arav bhai chal main bata du kaam ke bare main aur tayar bhi ho jaonga room main
aakar maine usse utha kar bed par patak diya

Arav:- oye dekh marna nahi bhai

Main:- abe saale tujhe kya padi hai apni behen se setting karwane ki bol

Arav:- yaar main batane ja hi raha tha ki wo mujhe aa kar lipat gayi

Janu:- thank you soo much bhai aap bohat ache ho

Arav:- acha Janu kya tu uss se pyaar karti hai

Janu:- han bhai wo pehle insan hai jinki ab main shayad sab se jyada izzat karti hon

Arav:- par tu uske bare main kya janti hai usse mile hue jyada time nahi hua

Janu:- kya aap log mujhe itne dino main badal paye par unho ne kuch hi dino main mujhe
ye mahsus karaya ke sahan sakti aur pyaar hi aapko ek acha insan bana sakta hai Arav
kuch nahi bola aur jakar apne mom dad se dono ki love ki jhutti kahani suna di

Main:- yaar chal ye sab ek baar to thek hai par yaar tu janta hai ki main Masoom se pyaar
karta hon

Arav:- thoda sa meri behan ko de de na yaar maine apne family main itni bonding kabhi
nahi dekhi par agar tujhe nahi pasand to main jakar sab ko sach bata deta hon

Main:- yaar ab ye tu emotional atyachar kar raha hai yaha log apni behan ko galat nazar
se dekhne ke liye marpit kar deti hain aur tu apni hi behan ko ek ladke ke sath bhej raha
hai soch agar kuch galat hua (maine usse darana chaha par wo to sawa ser nikla)

Arav:- acha ye bata tune wo galti Masoom ke sath kitani baar ki hai

Main:- mainn woo

Arav:- kyu kya hua bol

Main:- yaar tu samjhta kyu nahi bhai

Arav:- yaar jab hume koi problem nahi hai to phir tu nakhre kyu kar raha hai
Main:- saale tu nahi manega

Arav:- tera saala jarur banna chahunga akhir tu supar Joker jo hai

Main:- acha ruk saale main uski pith par majak main gusse marane laga

Arav:- bas kar bas dukh raha hai

Main:- chal teri dosti ke liye ye bhi karunga par tujhe aage sambhalna hoga

Arav:- sacch main tu sacch keh raha hai

Main:- uske chedte hue itni gazb ki ladki koi pagal hi chodega meri to nikal padi ye baat
shayad Janu ne sun li jo abhi mujhe bulane aayi thi par humne usse nahi dekha

Arav:- jyada laar mat tapka behan hai wo meri kahayal rakhna

Main:- kuch bhi kaho par kya kamal ki lagti hai aaj ekdum menka

Arav:- yaar chup kar kuch to sharam kar bhai hon uska

Main:- wah beta ab yaad aa gaya Arav ki nazar Janu par padi to woh

Arav:- acha tu sahi se jana main to abhi bhi majak ke mood main tha meri peth gate ki
taraf thi

Main:- yaar itni khosurat ladki agar pas main ho to gaadi ka accident hona to paka hai

Arav:- uss ki taraf ishara karta hai maine dhayan nahi diya

Main:- bhai waise usse pasand kya hai ye to bata de kahi wo phir meri izzat ka faluda na
kar de Arav phir ankhe se uss taraf ishara karta hai mujhe kya pata ussi se hi phuch lena
main uska esshara samjh gaya

Main:- (mann main) oye behnchod aur peche dekha

Main:- arre Janu tum kab aayi

Janu:- wo main bas abhi aayi kya aap thoda jaldi karenge

Main:- thek hain 5 minute main aata hon wo chali gayi

Main:- abe kya bata nahi sakta tha

Arav:- ishara to kiya tha

Main:- saale aise gande ishare kon karta hai kuch bol hi deta
Arav:- chal ja kar ready ho warana wo phir aa jayegi phir main niche aaya to waha Janu
nahi thi thodi der baad wo niche aayi par uss ne dress change kiya par ab wo sexy lag rahi
thi wo mere pas aayi aur boli

Janu:- chalein

Main:- han han kyu nahi chalo main car nikal kar lata hon maine Arav se key li aur car
nikali aur Janu ko betha kar nikal gaye

Main:- arre address to bata do uss ne gps main set kar diya

Main:- acha ek baat puchu

Janu:- han kyu nahi

Main:- tum mujhe kab se pyaar karne lagi Janu chup rahi

Main:- kya maine kuch galat phuch liya

Janu:- nahi bas bolne main thodi sharam aa rahi hai maine socha bhi nahi tha ke aap
mujhe pasand karete hain

Main:- abhi sharama rahi jab mujhe kutt uss ne mere honto par hath rakh diya

Janu:- please aisa dubara mat kehna aur sochna bhi mat maine han main sir hilaya toh uss
ne hath hataya

Janu:- aap kyu baar baar mujhe jalil kar rahe ho

Main:- sorry main bas thoda mazak kar ke baat shuru karna chahta tha

Janu:- acha ab aap bataye apne bare main kuch

Main:- maine apni yadaash ke bare main aur Sona ke pariwar se milne tak ki baate
shortcut main bata di

Janu:- ohh aap ke sath kafi galat hua hai par iss ke baad bhi aap itne simple rehte ho jaise
kuch hua hi nahi

Main:- main bas present main jeena chahta hon

Janu:- ye to acha hai

Main:- tumne bataya nahi ki tum mujhe kab se pasand karti ho

Janu:- shayad jab apke sath pehli baar school gayi aur phir uss din bike par saayyad mujhe
ye pata nahi tha par aapki baato ne mere dil main jagah bana li thi par iss tarah se aapko
paa longi ye nahi scoha tha

Main:- par kya tum mere bare main aur jana chahti ho

Janu:- nahi bas main apko aise hi apne sath rakhna chahti hon aaj se pehle jo bhi hua
mujhe koi matlab nahi

Main:- agar meri zindagi koi aur ladki ho to

Janu:- main janti hon aap Masoom ke sath mere tu hosh udd gaya akhir aur kya Masoom
ne mujh se chupayi hai

Main:- par tumhe kaise pata

Janu:- mere ek dost ne aapko aur usse hotel main dekha

Main:- phir bhi tum kyu

Janu:- maine iss bare main maa se baat ki hai

Main:- ab koi aur shock dena hai ya khatam ho gaya

Janu:- kya main aapko pasand nahi main bhale kaisi bhi dikhti hon par mere dil meri maa
ki tarah hi hai

Main:- nahi aise baat nahi par jab Masoom ko kisi aur ke sath nahi dekh sakta to main kisi
aur ke sath kaise

Janu:- to kya main jo maangu bas aap wo mujhe de do bus

Main:- thek hai main tumse shaadi to nahi kar sakta par tumhe kya chahiye

Janu:- bas aap aaj ki puri raat mere sath bitayae

Main:- ok thek hai iss main kya hai

Janu:- lagta hai aap samjhe nahi

Main:- kya matlab hai tumhara

Janu:- main aapke pyaar ko ek baar mahsus karna chatati hon

Main:- wahat r u out of mind

Janu:- ek din ka pyaar dene main kya jata hai

Main:- tum samjhti kyu nahi ek ladki ki izzat kisi bhi pyaar se oper hoti hai iss se to ye
lagega ki maine tumhare pyaar ka fayda uthaya

Janu:- thek hai to kya kal tak mere sath ek bf ki tarah reh sakte ho

Main:- han manjur hai phir hum saadi ke address par pahuch gaye maine car park ki aur
uske sath bahar aa gaya waha par kafi bhid thi Janu mujhe lekar andar jane lagi waha par
uske dost the ek ladki aa gaye aur boli arre Janu itni der kar di

Janu:- kuch nahi bhai aaye hai tu thoda late ho gayi aur bata sab kuch sahi chal raha hai

Preeti:- han sab theek hai arre apne sath bodyguard kyu layi hai

Janu:- mind your language ye mere boyfriend han sarre friends hasne lage maine aage
badh kar Janu ke kandhe par hath rakh diya

Main:- baby kya hua

Janu Friends: Sonu /Soniya /Deepak /Meeta

Sonu:- kya sach main tum iss ke boyfried ho

Main:- han bilkul ye sacch hai

Soniya:- aage badh kar Janu ka hath pakad kar congrats yaar tu toh hum sab se tez nikli
ue sun kar Janu ki ankhe khushi se chamk gayi

Preeti:- tabhi toh main kahu ki koi body guard itni buri tarah se nahi marta hai

Deepak:- kya matlab

Preeti:- arre pagal dhayan se dekh yeh wahi hai jinki restorant wali video youtube par viral
hui thi

Sarre:- yaar humne to notice hi nahi kiya sab aakar mujhsese hath milan lage

Janu:- bas karo ab kya in hi akela chodo ge

Sonu:- sir wakiye aap gazab hain kuch hi din main iski tune badal di

Main:- aisa kuch nahi bas wo thoda se gussel hai tabhi ek ladka aaya

Deep: dulhan Rina ka bhai

Deep:- arre aap log kya yahi khade rahoge waha khana shuru ho gaya hai wo hum sab ko
lekar gaya hum sab waha ek table par beth gaye waha par Rina usse mala pehna rahi thi
phir phere hue full riti riwaj se shadi ho rahi thi phir Shaadi ka program khatam hua aur
next program shuru hone main time tha ek waiter refreshment le kar aaya phir baato ka
silsila shuru ho gaya

Sonu:- to bhai apki agency kaisi chal rahi hai

Main:- achi chal rahi hai

Deepak:- waise aap ne fight kaha se sikhi

Main:- aap log fight ke diwane lagte ho

Deepa:- han humara gang fight main famous hai par apka style hi kuch alag hai

Main:- acha koi baat nahi aap logo ko 7 mahine baad sikha dunga agar aap ko intrest hai
toh

Meeta:- han hum interested hai par aap itni der kyu laga rahe hain

Main:- ek secert kaam ke liye mujhe bahar jana hai

Janu:- kaha ja rahe ho aur mujhe kyu nahi bataya uski baato main kafi fikar jhalak rahi thi

Main:- Australia ja raha hon

Sarre friends:- wow

Main:- thanks

Preeti:- to kya aap sach keh rahe hai hume sikhange

Main:- tum logo ko wada karna hoga ki koi bhi aisa galat fayda nahi uthaega aur koi agar
muskil main hoga to peche nahi hatoge

Deepak:- sun kar hi itna excited ho gaya hon itna wait kaise karunaga

Main:- sabr ka fal metha hota hai

Soniya:- chhupi tod kar aap ki soch aise itni alag hai ye to hamesha kisi ko nicha dikhani
se nahi baaj aati yaha tak hamari bhi iss baat par sub serious ho gaye par wo hua jo unko
shayad yakin na hua
Janu:- I am sorry guys main apni kiye par bohat sharminda hon please tum sab mujhe
friend samjh kar maaf kar do ussnai apne hath Soniya ke aage jod diya maine bolna thek
nahi samjh ye dosto ka mamla hai khud si sulaj jaye to acha hai Soniya uska hath pakad
leti hai Janu tu yeh kya kar rahi hai ye sab mat kar

Janu:- nahi yeh to kam hai tu kahe to main tera pair chu kar maafi mangti hon

Sonu:- chup kar pagal ladki mana ki jo hua thek nahi tha par hum dost hain aur dosti main
ye sab nahi hota han thoda hurt hota tha par wo dosti hi kya jis main koi musibat na aaye
Janu ko aaj pehli baar ahsas hua iss pyaar ka ki dost kya hota hai

Soniya:- chal yeh aansu pocch le aur aaj se hamari ek achi dost ki tarah reh

Janu:- sissakti hui sach main tum log mere sache friends ho

Preeti:- bas ek kam hai Masoom

Main:- han wo ab Delhi hi rahegi

Sonu:- kyu kya hua

Main:- uska kuch family mater hai

Sonu:- ohh acha

Announcement:- aap log iss ranga rang programes ka maja lo phir waha dance shuru hua
Preeti arre chalo Rina se mil kar aaye

Soniya:- chalo phir hum sab waha se dulha dulhan ke pas gaye sab ne apne gift diye Janu
bhi layi thi usne bhi diya aur wahi beth gaye

Rina:- arre Janu ye kon hai Janu ne unke kaan main kuch kaha par mujhe kuch fark nahi
pada main bas uski wish puri kar raha tha

Rina:- acha to yeh baat hai kafi handsome hai

Main:- han par aapke husband se kam (Kapil: Rina husband)

Kapil:- acha ladka dekha nahi pala badal liya

Main:- aap logo ki jodi kafi achi hai aur understanding bhi

Kapil:- wah bhai kafi acha bol lete ho waha par sab logo ne tarif ki hum wahi beth kar
dance dekhne lage phir program khatam hua raat ko yahi rukna tha Preeti sabko rooms
dhikane lagi main ek room main jane laga
Preeti:- kaha ja rahae ho aap Janu uss room main hai

Main:- han pata hai wo disturb na ho iss liye

Preeti:- kahi aap jhut to nahi bol rahe ki aap uske maine uske pura bolne se pehle hi Janu
ke room main ghus gaya Janu waha bethi thi

Janu:- arre aap aa gaye

Main:- tumhe kaise pata main aaunga

Janu:- wada jo kiya hai

Main:- han wo to hai uss ne uth kar gate band kar diya main kafi thaka hua tha Delhi se
yahi aa gaya

Main:- chalo ab soo jate hain mujhe neend aa rahi hai

Janu:- main jara change kar lu aap bhi kar lo

Main:- kapde kaha hain

Janu:- arre Preeti ne kuch diye shayad uske bhai ke hain

Main:- tum bathroom main change kar lo main yahi kar leta hon wo chali gayi maine ek
kafiri pheni par saali tshirt kafi tang thi Janu nighty main bahar aayi meri nazar uss par
padi aur uski mere par wo to kapdo main thi par maera oper ka hissa nanga tha wo bhi
ektak meri body dekh rahi thi

Main:- woo sorry ye tshirt kafi choti hai

Janu:- han iss body par ye aayegi bhi nahi maine ek pillow uthaya aur sofe ki traf jane laga

Janu:- kaha chale

Main:- sofe par

Janu:- bas ek din hi to manga hai

Main:- Janu main iss halat main tumhare sath

Janu:- hum kuch kar to nahi rahe

Main:- chalo thek hai main bed par let gaya wo bhi side main late gayi maine ankhe band
kar li thodi der main aise hi raha tabhi mujhe kuch thanda se apni baazo par laga maine
ankhe kholi to dekha ki wo meri hath par sar rakh kar mujhe dekh rahi thi
Main:- kya dekh rahi ho

Janu:- yahi ki aap kitne suljhe hue ho

Main:- aur ye aap ko kyu laga

Janu:- yaha aapke ek feet ki duri par ek ladki aap ke paas leti hai par aap sone ki koshish
kar rahe ho

Main:- bas apna to aisa hai

Janu:- kya mere sath aap ko kuch feel nahi ho raha hai

Main:- feel laane ka koyi fayda nahi jab kuch hona nahi hai

Janu:- matlab feeling aa rahi hai

Main:- dekho ladka hon to ye to aam baat hai par tum mere dost ki behan ho

Janu:- agar na hoti to kya karte

Main:- itna excited mat ho mujhe kuch feel nahi ho raha Janu mere aur pas aayi aur apna
hath mere seene par rakha

Main:- ye kya kar rahi ho usne mere honto par apni ungi rakhi

Janu:- shiiiii uss ne mere seene par kiss kiya main to jaise koi putla hon aise pada tha
achanak wo apne ek pair meri dusi traf daal kar meri jhaang par beth gayi maine apne
honto se uski ungli hataye

Main:- Janu ye gamu wo mera sar pakad kar mere honto ko khane lagi

Main:- uu par uss par jaise bhut sawar ho gaya mere body main heat badhne lagi wo apni
jeeb mere mouh main dalne ke liye utawali ho rahi thi pata nahi kyu par mujhe ab ye acha
lag raha tha maine mouh khola diya aise kiss main ek alag mazza aa raha tha wo kafi wild
ho rahi thi mere hath uski jhang par gaye main usse sahlane laga uss ne kiss tod di aur
meri aankho main dekhne lagi mera to jaise bhura haal tha maine uss ka hath pakda aur
usse side main patak diya aur uske opar aakar kiss karne laga uss ki saas phulane lagi par
main chodane ko tayar hi nahi tha uske ankhe band hone lagi shayad usse saas lene main
pareshani ho rahi thi uske hath dheele padhne lage achanak mere nazar uski ankho par
padi main jahtt se hat gaya wo tez tez sasse lene lagi par wo kuch bol nahi rahi thi mujhe
dar laga kahi behosh to nahi ho gayi maine aage badh kar uske gaalo ko pakda uss ne meri
taraf dekha meri saas main saas aayi
Main:- please mujhe maaf kar dena maine ye kya kar diya main bed se utaar kar gate ki
taraf jane laga wo bhag kar aayi aur peche se mujhe pakad liya

Janu:- please mujhe chod kar mat jao

Main:- Janu pata nahi aaj mujhe kya ho gaya hamesha to control kar leta hon par aaj mera
sharir mera sath nahi de raha ye kyu mujhe nahi pata par agar tumhare sath ruka to
shayad main apna aapa kho bathunga

Janu:- tumhe jo karna hai kar lo par mujhe chod kar mat jao

Main:- acha thek hai par please tum kuch mat karna mere sath

Janu:- thek hai jaisa tum kaho main phir uske sath leta par mere dimag fat raha tha jaise
mere sar main koi ghus gaya tha

Main:- ahah kon hai ye ohh maa ahaaaha ye dard main mar jaonga Janu mere pass aa gayi

Janu:- kya ho raha hai

Main:- mere pas se hat jao

Janu:- tumhe kya ho raha hai tumhara sar itna garam hai tumhe to bukhar ho gaya hai

Main:- hat ja pagal yaha se bahar chali ja

Janu:- kya hua batao to sahi maine Janu ko thapaad mara jis se uska sar jakar bed se laga
wo behosh ho gayi main apna sar pakad kar uth gaya aur ladkhada kar idhar udhar jane
laga sara saaman idhar udhar girne laga awaaj jyada tez thi aass pas jo uske friend soye
hue the wo sab jaag gaye aur gate bajane lage

Main:- maaa yehaa mar gaya bahar Sonu ko kuch galat laga uss ne gate tod diya aur sab
andar aa gaye

Soniya:- ye sab kya ho raha hai DD ji aur Janu uski nazar uss par padi Januu sab uske pas
gaye aur Sonu mere pass

Sonu:- kya mar rahe ho ya pagal ho gaye ho maine pas main khadi Meeta ko pakda aur
usse diwal se laga kar chumne laga Deepak Sonu mujhe aakar chudane lage achanak mera
sar dard khatam ho gaya maine usse chod diya aur bhag kar Janu ke pas gaya aur Soniya
ko hataya aur uss ka sar apni godh main le liya

Main:- please baby uth jao please utho na aur pas ke pade table se bottle utha kar pani
uss ke sar par dala sab but ban kar khade the un sabko samjh main kuch nahi aa raha tha
par sach kahu to mujhe bhi samjh main nahi aa raha tha Janu ne dheere dherre ankhe
kholi

Main:- tum thek ho na

Janu:- han aap thek ho na

Main:- haan main thek hon

Preeti:- yeh sab kya chal raha hai

Main:- Preeti ji aur sab logo se main hath jod ke maafi mangta hon par shayad main abhi
kuch bata nahi sakta

Janu:- aapki tabiyat thek nahi lag rahi

Main:- han chalo abhi ghar chalo

Janu:- han chalo

Sonu:- itni raat ko

Soniya:- jane do inhe abhi dekha na tumne main Janu ko aise hi lekar bhag kar gaadi main
betha diya

Janu:- ab thek ho na

Main:- han tum car chalo hum waha se nikal gaye karib aadhe ganthe baad hum ghar
pahunche

Janu:- aisa karo abhi kisi ko jagana thek nahi hai mere pas ghar ki chabi hai aap mere room
main chalo maine bas han main sar hilaya hum bina awaaj kiye uske room main pohanche
uss ne mujhe fever ki tablet de kar lita diya aur mere pair dabanae lagi raat ke 1:30 baj
rahe the

Main:- rahne do Janu bas karo aur mujhe sofe par sone do

Janu:- chup chaap pade raho kuch mat bolo

Main:- mujhe uss ke liye maaf karna pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya tha

Janu:- koi baat nahi par kya aisa pehle kabhi hua hai

Main:- nahi aaj pehli baar hua hai

Janu:- shayad meri galti hai

Main:- nahi ye meri galti hai maine tumhre sath

Janu:- arre ye kya ho raha hai tumhe meri body vibrate hone lagi meri ankhe band ho gayi
mujhe Masoom ki yaad aa rahi thi Janu ko gabhrahat ho rahi thi achanaak main ghayab
ho gaya Janu ki to chik nikal gayi pas ke room se uss ki maa uss ke gate ke pas aa gayi

Kamini:- kon hai room maa Janu beta Janu Janu roti hui gate kholti hai

Kamini:- ussai dekh kar beta ye chot aur tu roo kyu rahi hai

Janu:- maa wo DD wo

Kamini:- kya hua

Janu:- maa wo mere sath room main leta the par pata nahi kaha ghayab ho gaye

Kamini:- kya tu thek to hai na ye kya pagaloo wali baate kar rahi hai Arav ankhe malta hua
kya hua maa itni raat ko kya kar rahi ho Janu usse bhi batati hai Arav usse gale lga kar uske
kaan main kuch kehta hai

Janu:- maa aap jao maine shayed koi bura sapna dekha hai Kamini raat ki wajah se kuch
nahi boli

Udhar main ek unexpected jagah pahuch gaya tha

Surbhi:- ohh my god ye achanak yaha kaise hua ye ki shayad maine Masoom ko yaad kiya
jo Surbhi ke sath soyi thi par pata nahi dono itni raat ko jaag kyu rahi thi Masoom mujhe
hila kar jaan utho jaan utho main jhat se usse dhaka dekar uske gale ko chumta hua yeh
sab dekh kar wo dono aur dar gayi

Masooom:- aa jaan mat karo Surbhi yahi hai maine sar utha kar Masoom ko dekha

Masoom:- Surbhi tu yeh se chali ja

Surbhi:- nahi main nahi jane wali

Masoom:- bhag ja maine kaha na jaldi aur kisi ko kuch mat batana

Surbhi:- nahi main nahi jaongi main abhi maa ko bata kar aati hon

Masoom:- tujhe meri kasam Masoom ne phone utha kar lock activate kar diya ab bina
uske print ke darawja khulana mushkil tha maine hath main pakad kar uski oper ki nighty
faad di

Masoom:- ahaaa
Surbhi:- main maa ko phone kar rahi hon maine Masoom ko choda aur Surbhi ko gale se
pakad kar ghumaya aur bed par patak diya aur uska phone apne pair se tod diya

Surbhi:- aahh didi bachao maine uss ki nighty bhi faad di

Masoom:- tu jaldi se cabin main chali ja

Surbhi:- didi aap bhi chalo ye pagal ho gaya hai

Masoom:- nahi main apni jaan ko aise chod kar nahi jaongi yaha kuch bhi ho tu bahar mat
aana main Surbhi ke pas jane laga Masoom mere aage aa gayi

Masoom:- bhag ja meri baat maan le Surbhi dar ke mare cabin main chali gayi main
Masoom ko bed par gira kar uss ke nipples chusne laga

Masoom:- please dheere karo na dard ho raha hai par main to apni dhun main tha thodi
der baad maine usse ulta lita diya

Masoom:- maa bachao maine apne nakhun uski peth main gad diye uska khon nikalne
laga Masoom pair se dhaka dene lagi maine uske pair apne pair se daba liye aur uske khon
ko chatne laga

Masoom:- please jaan hosh main aa jao kahi kuch ghalat na ho gaye

Main:- aaj main aisa kuch karunga ki teri rooh kaanp jayegi Masoom awaaj sun kar dar
gayi yeh kuch moti awaaj thi udhar Surbhi Masoom ki chikhe sun kar roo rahi thi

Masoom:- please hosh main aa jao Surbhi yahi hai

Main:- tu usse bhi bula lao

Masoom:- nahiii jo karna hai mere sath kar lo usse kuch mat kehna main uski nighty
khichne laga

Masooom:- aahh koi bachao uski nighty kichne ki wajah se uski body chil rahi thi akhir
main puri nighty fat hi gayi ab wo keval ek penty main thi uss ke kafi jagah se khon nikal
raha tha main usse chatne laga phir maine usse palat diya aur uske honto ko chusne laga

Masoom:- ahh sssi maine kat liya wo chekne lagi

Main:- dekh agar tune mujhe roka to tera ye Dev mar jayega isse maine bacha kar rakha
hai

Masoom:- kon Dev main kisi Dev ko nahi janti

Main:- yeh sala koi DD cd nahi hai yeh Dev hai ekdum faatu hai aaj iski wajah se ek ladki
mere hatho se nikal gayi

Masoom:- nahi ye sirf mujh se pyaar karte hain

Main:- han ye sala hath aati hui ko tere wajah se chod deta hai kya naam hai uska haan
Janu wo isse apna sab kuch dena cha rahi thi par yeh

Masoom:- tumhe jo karna hai mere sath karo mere Dev ko kisi aur ke sath mat jane dena

Main:- hahaha arre pagal tu aur Janu akeli nahi iss chhutiye ne na jane kitni marne ko
tadap rahi hai par agar tu hamesha mujhe khush rakegi tu main isse sirf tera bana dunga

Masoom:- mujhe manjur hai

Main:- par tu isse nahi batayegi

Masoom:- thek hai itna sunte hi maine apni kafri utar di aur uski penty bhi utar di aur phir
apna mouh uski choot par rakh diya

Masoom:- ohh bhagwan nahiii please

Main:- huu han aise hi chilla mujhe yahi pasand hai maine jeeb uss ki choot ke andar daal
di

Masoom:- aah main 5 minute baad utha aur

Masoom:- bas ho gaya naa

Main:- chhutiya samjha hai kya main Dev nahi hon jo bich raste se hat jaon main
underwear utar kar uske opar aa gaya

Masoom:- please main uske pehle ek jhatka mar diya

Masoom:- aahh maa Dev plss meriiii mar gayi aahh don't do main ek aur jhatka diya khon
ka fawara mere oper aaya Masoom chillla kar behosh ho gayi

Main:- aahh bade din baad sukon mila hai main dhake marne laga thodi der main full
speed Masoom ko hosh aaya

Masoom:- chhutne ki kohsis karne lagi please aahh chod do ohh maaa

Main:- aa kya maja aa raha hai maine uski taange kandhe par rakhe aur jhatke marne laga

Masoom:- maa fat gayi meriii aah awaaj itni bhayankar thi ki Surbhi bahar aa gaye
Surbhi:- didii chod de kutte harami maine dhake aur tez kar diye

Masoom:- tu ja yaha se please wo phir roti hui chali gayi main aage jakar dhake lagate hua
Masoom ke nipple chusne laga Masoom ke dard ko shayad sabdo main bayan nahi kiya ja
sakta main bhi iss ko aage jyada details nahi dunga karib 1:30 ghatne ke iss wahsi pan ke
baad main hata aur hatte hi behosh ho gaya par Masoom ke bahari jakham bhar gaye
anduruni shayad nahi wo wase padi thi Surbhi bhi rote rote so gayi karib 5 baaje Surbhi
uthi to bahar aayi or apni didi ki halat dekh kar uska dil kaanp utha uss ki ankho main khon
utar aaya uss ne pas pade fruit basket se chaku nikala aur mere pas aakar mere pet main
ghussa diya

Main:- aahh maaa meri khon ki bunde Masoom ke mouh par giri wo chikh sun kar uthi

Masoom:- Surbhi yee tu ne kya kiya maine jhatt se ankhe kholi toh dekha ke pas main hi
Janu mujh se lipat kar soyi hui hai

Main:- yaar yeh sab kya tha main pora pasene main naha chuka tha maine aas pas dekha
main abhi bhi Preeti ke ghar par tha

Main:- yeh sab kya tha yaar maine Janu ko chudaya aur bathroom main gaya mujhe
Masoom ki bohat yaad aa rahi thi main usse mirror main dekhne laga wo aram se akele
apne room main soyi hui thi main uske pas pahunch gaya uss se thodi dur kadha hokar
usse dekhne laga kitni pyaari kitni masoom halki halki hawaye uske baalo ko uss ke mathe
se uda rahi thi main piche hua to ek bottle mujh se takra kar gir gayi Masoom ki neend
khul gayi ankhe malte hue kon kon hai waha

Main:- baby main hon Masoom uth kar mere gale lag gayi

Masoom:- jan tum yaha kya kar rahe ho

Main:- bas tumhe dekne ka mann kiya to aa gaya tum sote hue kitni pyari lagti ho

Masoom:- acha aaj janab ka mood romantic hai par itni raat ko yaha kaise

Main:- kyu main nahi aa sakta tumhare pass

Masoom:- nahi jaan mera kehne ka wo matlab nahi tha main to bas majak kar rahi thi
bura laga to sorry

Main:- hahaha rote hue ekdum chuhiya si lagti ho

Masoom:- you abhi ruko uss ne mujhe dhaka de diya aur mere seene par marane lagi
Main:- arre bas karo maar daloogi kya

Masoom:- arre tum to nange ho tshirt kyu nahi pehni

Main:- bas aise hi garmi lag rahi thi

Masoom:- to yaha garmi mitane aaye ho kya

Main:- baby aaj ke baad aisa kabhi mat bolna ki main tumhare jism se pyaar karta hon

Masoom:- kya hua aaj tum thoda upset lag rahe ho

Main:- han baby aaj maine aisa sapna deekha hai ke meri ruh kaanp gayi

Masoom:- bata do mujhe mann halka ho jayega maine sari baate bata di Janu se lekar sab

Masoom:- tum apna mood mat kharab karo main janti hon tum kabhi aisa nahi kar sakte
aur iss Janu ki bachi se dur raho jyada pyaar batne ki jarurat nahi samjhe main tumhare
liye kafi hu

Main:- han wo to hai main usse pakad kar kiss karne laga kafi der baad hum alag hue

Masoom:- aaj tumhe kya hua hai sapne jyada mat dekha karo nahi to tumhari pitayi kar
dungi

Main:- apni baby se to hamesha maar kha sakta hon tabhi mujhe Janu ki awaaj suani di

Janu:- DD tum kaha ho

Main:- baby main chalta hon baad main

Masoom:- jao par uss pagal se dur rehna main uske mathe par kiss kiya aur wapas
bathroom main aa gaya main jaisr hi bathroom se bahar aaya to Janu bhag kar mere gale
lag gayi uske cute hi mujhe kuch ajib se feel hone laga wo sapna fir se mere aankho ke
samne aaya

Janu:- kaha chale gye the main kitni pareshan ho gayi thi

Main:- arre baba yahi to tha chalo ab chodo subah ho gayi hai jao naha kar fresh ho jao

Janu:- thek hai main tayar hoti hon main apne phone ko dekhne laga aur kapde pehen liye
thodi der main Janu bhi aa gayi

Janu:- nashta laa rahi hon

Main:- nahi mujhe jaldi hai ghar jana hai kaam hai
Janu:- thek hai jaisa tum kaho ladkiya ek do din main itna badal jati hain main bhi shock
tha kaha mujhe gaali deti aur kaha yeh mujhe pyaar kar bethi aur meri liye Masoom bohat
hai aur Sona bhi toh hai iska na kuch mujh se jude toh acha hoga

Janu:- kya sochne lage

Main:- main car nikalta hon tum dosto se mil kar niche aa jao

Janu:- ok aap chalo main aati hon uske baad main jakar car main uss ka intezar karne laga
thodi der baad woh aa gayi aur hum dono ghar ki taraf nikal gaye

Janu:- kya aap ab mujhe chod ke chale jaoge

Main:- arre main kon se tumhara pati hon jo chod kar chala jaonga usne mere jhaang par
hath rakha mujhe phir jhatka laga aur woh sapna phir se nazar aaya

Main:- please Janu main tumse pyaar nahi kar paunga Janu hath hata kar bahar dekhne
lagi uske ankho main aansu aa gaye the

Main:- tumhara dil nahi dukhana chahta main Masoom se pyaar karta hon

Janu:- mujhe pata hai aap mujhe shayad mil nahi paoge par ek din toh mere liye de doo

Main:- han thek hai wada toh kiya hi aaj hum shopping par challenge

Janu:- sacch yeh bol kar mere gaal par kiss de deti hai

Janu:- sorry uske baad hum ghar pahunche usse uske ghar chod kar main bhi apne ghar
aaya aur fresh hua

Tulsi:- aur party kaisi rahi han

Main:- bohat achi didi didi mujhe chai deti hui

Tulsi:- waha bhi toh koi ladki nahi fasa li

Main:- subaha subah taang mat khincho didi

Tulsi:- mere gaal khinchte hue mujhe toh apne chotu ki taang khichne main maza aata hai
maine nashta kiya aur room main aa gaya itne main mera phone baja

Main:- han baby

Masoom:- kya kar rahe ho babu

Main:- tumhe hi yaad kar raha hon

Masoom:- acha aur uss pagal ne jyada preshaan toh nahi kiya na

Main:- kon pagal

Masoom:- Janu aur kon

Main:- nahi nahi woh achi hai

Masoom:- acha ab achi ho gayi kyu kahi mujhe codne ka irrada toh nahi

Main:- tum bhi na aisa kuch nahi hai

Masoom:- aur training ka kuch

Main:- bas kuch kaam ho jaye main nikal jaunga waise bhi waha kafi time lagega

Masoom:- mujh se milne roz aaoge samjhe na

Main:- promise nahi kar sakta koshish zaror karunga

Masoom:- acha woh mujhe kisi ke aane ki awaaz aayi maine phone rakh diya aur peche
dekha

Main:- arre Sona tum yaha kya hua

Sona:- woh sab chodo yeh batao tum kyu ja rahe ho aur kaha

Main:- main kaha ja raha hon

Sona:- ab ye natak band karo aur bata do maine sun liya hai

Main:- wo Sona maine RAW join ki hai to training ke liye Istanbol ja raha hon

Sona:- kya tumne secret agency join ki hai par kyu

Main:- bas sab hota chala gya maine kuch soch ke nahi kiya Sona udas ho gayi

Sona:- par main abhi to tumse mili hon ab tum abhii uski ankho main aansu aa gaye maine
uske aansu poche na na aisa mat karo tum rona nahi

Sona:- kyu na rou ek din bhi apne sath nahi rakha shayad mujhe main hi kami hai jo tum

Main:- Sona yeh kya keh rahi ho tum main koi kami nahi main kaam se ja raha hon

Sona:- itna jaruri hai ke abhi ja rahe ho kuch din baad chale jana maine ussko gaalo se
pakad kar arre pagal 7 mahine ki hi baat hai phir main to aa jaonga na Sona kya 7 mahine
ke liye main kaise rahungi tumhare bina
Main:- Sona tum bacho jaisi baate kar rahi ho main koi ghumne thodi ja raha hon tabhi
mera phone baja wo table par rakha tha Sona ne phone uthaya aur naam dekhne lagi
maine jhat se chin liya dekha to Masoom ka tha main uth kar thoda dur mud kar baate
karenea laga

Main:- han baby kya baat hai

Masoom:- yeh kya jaan maine tumsai baat karne ke liye phone kiya hai aur tum kaam
puch rahe ho tabhi peche se Sona ne mere baal pakad liye

Main:- arre kya kar rahi ho pagal ho kya

Masoom:- kya bol rahe ho

Sona:- yeh baby kon hai

Main:- koi nahi hai

Masoom:- yeh ladki kon hai

Main:- kaha koi ladki nahi hai wo main apne aap se baate kar raha hon main thoda dur
hat gaya

Masoom:- sach batao kon hai

Main:- arre bola na koi nahi hai

Masoom:- kya chal raha hai

Main:- baby main baad main baat karta hon Phone rakh diya

Sona:- phir se baby main gate ki taraf bhaga Sona ne glass phenka main bacha par wo gate
se hota hua ud ka niche gira aur toot gaya

Maa:- ye oper kya ho raha hai main bhag kar niche aaya

Main:- maa bacha lo

Maa:- kya hua hai Sona bhi aa gayi

Dad:- arre tum jyada chillao mat abhi to thek hui hon

Sona:- maa aap isse chod do aaj iss ne mujhe dhoka diya

Main:- (mann main) abhi pyaar hi kaha kiya tha jo dhoka yeh bhagwan
Maa:- kya hua beta tu shanth ho ja

Sona:- kaise shanth ho jao yeh kisi se baby baby kar ke baat kar raha hai aur aap kahti ho
shanth ho jaa

Dad:- kya ho raha hai agar uss ne ladki se baat kar li to kya hua uski girlfrind hogi

Sona:- mere hote hue iss ke pas koi nahi aayega jaan mene bachayi aur yeh jaan kisi aur
ko nahi bana sakta

Dad:- kya Neelam yeh sab kya hai

Maa:- aap chup raho jara Tulsi beta tu isse lekar ja aur tu mere sath aa main unke sath
unke room nikal liya

Maa:- yeh sab abhi karna jaruri tha

Main:- maine kuch nahi kiya woh pata nahi sab achanak ho gaya

Maa:- arre pagal tu uske gusse ko nahi janta

Main:- shant to rehti hai

Maa:- arre agar wo jo chahe aur usse na mile to wo khana pina chod deti hai aur ghar ka
kabada banna deti hai

Main:- maa ab aap hi bacha lo udhar ussko bhi sambhala hai

Maa:- main kya ab usse koi nahi sambhal sakta tujhe hi kuch karna hoga

Main:- maa ap yu hath opar mat karo

Maa:- beta main bachpan se uski iss aadat ko jhelti aa rahi hon

Main:- mere peche yeh kaisa pagalo ka jhund pad gaya hai

Maa:- matlab

Main:- ek aur pagal hai jo

Maa:- kya ek aur tu na sambhal ke raha kar

Main:- ek yeh jo mere pyaar main marne chali gayi dusri wo kehti hai ki main apna sab
kuch tumhe dene ko tayar hon aur wo tessari naam ki itni Masoom hai kehti hai yeh jism
jaan tumhari hai jab chahe maang lo ek wahi hai jo mujhe samjhti hai
Maa:- dusri kon hai

Main:- arre woo Surya sir ki beti Janu aur kon

Sona:- kya ek aur

Main:- mar gaya Sona wo bas ek pagal hai main to uss se baat bhi nahi karta par kehte hai
na jab opar wala deta hai toh chappar phad ke itne main Janu kabhi phone aa gaya bell
sun kar

Tulsi:- phone utha kar speaker par hath rakh kar

Main:- didi aap kyu marwane par tuli huli ho

Sona:- rakhte ho yaa maine dherre se uthaya aur loudspeaker par hath rakha par iss ne
meri marwane ka pura intezam kar rakha tha

Janu:- darling kaha ho abhi tak aaye nahi tumne wada kiya tha Sona ke ankhe red ho gye

Main:- beta aur khon de de

Janu:- kya hua

Main:- yeh darling kya laga rakha hai

Janu:- ab bf ko darling bolne main kya hai Sona ne mere hath par laat maari phone dur
jakar gira aur tut gaya

Main:- maa kuch karo Sona ne aage aakar mujhe laat maari main thodi dur gira

Main:- lagta hai aise mera wala gussa aaya hai kyuki mujhe bhi ghusse main kuch nahi
sujhta maine uth kar usse pakad liya aur uske honto ko chumne laga Tulsi didi ka mouh
khul gaya ab uski ankhe normal ho gayi main usse chod kar ghayab ho gaya main Arav ke
room main tha woo pet ke bal leta tha maine uske pichwade par laat mari

Main:- boside ke meri neend kharab kar ke itni subah so raha han

Arav:- aa saale marta kyu hai

Main:- bosidke agar ek aur baar saala bola to yahi maarunga abhi

Arav:- baat kya hai

Main:- teri behan ke chakar main Sona ne meri waat laga di

Arav:- kyu bhai uss ne kya kiya

Main:- ab agar koi boyfriend ko uss se chinega to kya maja aayega Arav ekdum se khada
ho gaya kya Sona teri gf hai

Main:- han hai to kya hua

Arav:- phir meri behan main kya kharabi hai

Main:- pagal hai wo abe do ne to meri main bambu laga raka hai ek aur ne mere bas ki

Arav:- abe woh na jane kab se tayar ho rahi thi ek ghanata ho gaya hai

Main:- chal be ab kapde le jaldi aur chal hum aaj hi Istanbol jayenge

Arav:- pagal ho gya hai kya meri behan ka dil tut jayega

Main:- bhai dekh tu aa raha hai to aa warna main chala Arav ne kuch socha phir bag lekar
sedha RAW agency gya aur apne saary documents lekar Istanbol nikal gaya

In plane

Arav:- bhai aaj tujhe kya ho gaya hai

Main:- mera dimag kharab ho gaya hai

Arav:- yaar tu ladki se pareshan hota hai yaha sab enjoy karte hain

Main:- han par wo sab time pas hota hai yaha to do biwi banne ko tayar aur ek tumhari
pyari behan ji uski copy karta hua main aapke liye apna sab kuch de sakti hon apna sab
kuch

Arav:- yaar tu kisi ke sache pyaar ka majak uda raha hai ek din dekhna tera pyaar bhi issi
halat main hoga ki tera majak ban jayega main jyada to nahi par itna janta hon ke kisi ke
pyaar ka aisa majak kabhi nahi karna

Main:- yaar main majak nahi udda raha tu khud samjh agar wo maan bhi jaye ek dusre ko
apnane ke liye jo mushkil hai agar hua bhi to main unhe time kaise dunga

Arav:- tere hishab se purane raaja log apni 100 raniyo ko time nahi dete the

Main:- aaj ke jaamane main kon karta hai

Arav:- Gynn wolfe ne 23 saadi kar ke guinese record banaya hai

Main:- yaar wo record bana raha hoga

Arav:- yaar wo ek record ke itni shaadi kar sakta hai aur tu pyaar ke liye nahi kar sakta
main uski baat se soch main pad gaya kafi der sochne ke baad maine faisla le hi liya

Main:- Arav bhai toh sahi keh raha hai maine ghalat kiya

Arav:- yaar tujhe apni galti feel hui yahi bohat hai

Main:- nahi yeh kafi nahi hai tu phone de maine didi ko phone laga diya

Main:- han hello didi

Tulsi:- chotu tu kaha chala gaya

Main:- main Istanbol nikal gaya hon Sona ne phone le liya

Sona:- please Dev mujhe maaf kar do huuu

Main:- na na baby roona nai

Sona:- sissakte hue please aa jao meri wajah se chale gaye

Main:- han yeh baat to hai par tum meri baat sunne ko tayar nahi thi

Sona:- please mujhe maaf kar do main bas tumhara pyaar chahti hon

Main:- main abhi to nahi aa sakta yeh ek government process hai pura karna hai kal
aaunga tumhare pas ab hans do taake mera mood acha ho wo hasane ka natak karne lagi

Main:- aise nahi chalo ab khush bhi ho jao main kal aakar sab bata dunga

Sona:- thek hai main intezar karun gi phir uss ne maa ko phone diya

Maa:- beta tu chinta mat kar thoda time lagega wo samjh jyegi

Main:- thanks maa aap na hoti to shayad main sambhal na pata aur phone rakha Arav ka
mouh abhi bhi gira hua tha maine Janu ko phone laga diya

Kamini:- han beta kaha hai tu jaldi aa ja na Janu ne roo roo kar bura haal kar rakha hai

Main:- aunty aap usse phone do

Kamini:- Arav kaha ha

Main:- aap Janu ko phone do Arav mujhe ghur raha tha unho ne Janu ko phone diya

Janu:- mujhe nahi karni kisi se baat

Kamini:- DD ka phone hai wo baat bhi puri nahi kar payi uss ne phone le liya

Janu:- kaha ho ek din ka wada bhi pura nahi kar sake

Main:- ab to puri life sath rehna hai to ek din se kya hoga

Janu:- ek minute kya kaha aap ne Arav bhi shock tha

Main:- jo tum sun rahi ho Janu khushi se pagal ho gye

Kamini:- kya hua bata kuch

Janu:- kaha ho aap abhi aa jao yaha

Main:- main flight main hon Istanbol ja raha hon 7 mahine intezar karna hoga Janu hasete
hue main kar lungi

Main:- thek hai aise hi hasti raho aur phone rakh diya Arav mere gale lag gaya

Arav:- yaar tu ne sach main yeh kiya usse bhi sab bata de

Main:- sochna bhi mat ab yeh tera kaam hai ki yeh baat hamesha Masoom se chupani
hogi

Arav:- bohat mushkil hai

Main:- jo bhi ho usse batane ki mujh main himat nahi uska dil iss mamle main kafi weak
hai

Arav:- thek hai phir maine Masoom ko call lagaye

Main:- hello baby

Masoom:- baat mat karo mujh se subah kya ho raha tha aur mera phone bhi kaat diya

Main:- wo Tulsi didi Istanbol jane par gussa ho gayi thi bas ussi main phone tut gaya

Masoom:- acha main na jane kya kya soch bethi thi

Main:- acha tum sochati bhi ho

Masoom:- you?

Main:- sorry sorry bas thoda sa mazak tha

Masoom:- kal aa jana mujh se mil kar nahi gaye ho tum

Main:- ok baby aa jaonga muaa

Masoom:- muuahh love u

Main:- love you to baby aur call kaat di

Arav:- yaar tu kahta hai kaise sambhalega yeh to sab teri ungli par hai

Main:- nahi bas pyaar hai unka phir maa soo gya jab utha to plane land karne wala tha
hum bahar aye jaha ek aadmi hamara wait kar raha tha uske baad hum dono airport se
seedha training spot par pahunche jaha sab usko salute karne lage

Main:- aap kon ho

Harish:- yaha ka Security Chief hon

Arav:- to aap kyu lene aaye the

Harish:- arre bhai aap logo ka khass dhayan rakhna padega har roj Russian mafiya ko
udane wale kaha milte hain

Main:- thank you phir hume apne room main bhej diya 7 ghante ke iss safar main meri
kamar akad gayi thi main pas ke table par betha aur samne rakhi ek book padnai laga kafi
der usse padhta raha phir knock hua mere gate par maine gate khola to chonk gaya

Main:- arre tum log yaha kaise waha par Nitika Jagpreet Shikha thi

Shikha:- kyu tumne kya socha akele bhag jao ge hum bhi agli flight se aa gaye hain

Main:- arre andar aao wo tino andar aayi

Nitika:- itni jaldi main kyu aaye

Main:- kuch nahi bas thoda mood off ho gaya to socha ghum kar aata hon

Jagpreet:- acha bahana hai bhala training centre main koi ghumta hai

Main:- wo sab choddo aur yeh batao tumhare rooms kis side hai teeno mujhe ghurne lagi

Main:- arre bhai main kabhi aise dosto ke sath raha nahi to thoda hostel wali feeling se
excited hon

Nitika:- acha yeh baat hai hum to na jane kya samjh gaye

Main:- kya samjhi

Shikha:- kuch nahi chalo bahar ghum aate hain

Main:- han chalo main Arav ko bulane gaya par wo room main nahi tha main un teeno ke
sath bahar chal pada phir hum ek restorant main pahunch gaye sab ne order kiya aur
khane lage tabhi Shikha ka phone baja

Shikha:- chalo jaldi Chief ne bulaya hai

Main:- han hum sab ka to ho gaya hai chalo base chalte hain

Marcus:- (head) main sabko bata du ab aap logo ka test liya jayega aur uss hissab se aap
logo ko training di jayegi sab line main khade ho gaye Arav mere piche tha

Main:- abe kaha chala gaya tha

Arav:- kuch nahi yahi bas base dekh raha tha kafi maal hai yaha

Main:- chup kar saale yaha yeh sab nahi

Marcus:- hey u kya baate ho rahi hain

Main:- kuch nahi sir

Marcus:- aage aao

Main:- marwa diya na saale aur aage aaya

Marcus:- tum Delhi wale ho right

Main:- yes sir

Marcus:- yaha koi school class nahi hai jo tum baate karoge kis se baate kar rahe the

Main:- kisi se nahi sir

Marcus:- tumhe jhot bolne aur baate karne ki saja milegi tum jao aur iss hall ke 20 chakkar
lagao

Main:- 20

Marcus:- 25

Main:- sir

Marcus:- 30 maine chup chap change kiya aur round lagane laga waha un sabki fighting
skill li ja rahi thi maine 10 chakkar laga liye mere pair mujhe ab bilkul halke se mallum ho
rahe the aur thoda garmi lag rahi thi waha Arav kisi se lad raha tha aaj pehli baar usse aise
ladte dekha kafi ache moves aate hain usko mere 20 chakkar ho gaye peche khade kuch
senior ladke ladkiya mujhe ghur rahe the mujhe kafi garmi lag rahi thi jaise mere andar
koi aag ho 28 chakkar hote hi maine tshirt nikal kar phenk di Nitika ki kisi ladki se fight ho
rahi thi wo dono ruk kar meri taraf dekhne lagi dheere dherre sab hi mujhe ghurne lage
mujhe samjh main nahi aaya mujhe yaad nahi raha ki maine 34 chakkar laga diye phir bhi
bhage ja raha hon Arav bhag kar mere pas aaya

Arav:- abe ruk ja pagal ho gaya hai kya

Main:- kya kyua 30 to karne de

Arav:- abe 34 ho gaye hain main ruk gaya maine dekha mere body se bhaap nikal rahi hai
maine ja kar ek towel utha kar apne opar dala Marcus sir mere pas aaye

Marcus:- what is this mujhe bhi kaha pata tha

Main:- sir thodi jyada garmi nikalti hai bas iss liye

Marcus:- wo to hai par 34 lagane ke baad tumhe thakawat nahi ho rahi

Main:- no sir I am absolutely fine

Marcus:- ok ab tumhari skills dekh lete hain ek ladke ko mere aage bheja wo karte action
karne laga aur fight start ho gye uski har move maine block kar di sab hamari fight dekh
rahe the Marcus ko bhi interesting laga tab Marcus ne dusre fighter ko bulaya dusra
fighter aage aaya par Marcus ne usse rokte hue kaha

Marcus:- stop it and leave we will continue tomorrow sab jane lage sir hamare pas aaye

Marcus:- tum kafi strong ho par tumhe concentration par kaam karna hoga aur fighting
skills to tumhari zero hai koi daav nahi bas block and hit

Main:- han sir issi liye to aaye hon

Marcus:- tum logo ke sath kaam karne main maja aayega

Shikha:- sorry sir par abhi inhe aaye hue bas 2 din bhi nahi hue

Marcus:- ohh par fir bhi interesting hai ok see u waha se needles lete jana aur apna blood
kal khud lekar aana

Main:- sir maine pehle hi mana kiya hai main body ke specimen kisi ko nahi dunga
Marcus:- don't worry Mohan ne sab bata diya hai tumhe dene ki koi jarurat nahi hai hum
waha se apne apne room main chale gaye main aa kar let gaya main kafi thaka hua mahsus
kar raha tha iss liye jaldi soo gaya

Main:- chillata hue Pari utha main thodi der aise hi betha raha jab maine side main dekaha
to Shikha bethi thi

Main:- tum yaha kaise

Shikha:- main tumhe uthane aayi thi 5 baj rahe hain

Main:- kya main itni der tak sota raha

Shikha:- haan raat ko tumne dinner bhi nahi kiya Arav ne bataya ke tumhe aram ki jarurat
hai iss liye nahi uthaya

Main:- acha tum to morning race ke liye ready hokar aayi ho main abhi ready hota hon
main uth kar bathroom gaya aur ready hokar aaya

Main:- chalo

Shikha:- ek baat puchu

Main:- kya baat

Shikha:- yeh Pari kon hai

Main:- chalo race lagate hue batata hon

Shikha:- ab bata bhi do na

Main:- wo hamesha mere sapno main aati hai aur mujhe Dev kah kar pukarti hai aur roti
hai Shikha wahi ruk gayi jaise kisi ne usse pakad liya ho

Main:- kya hua Shikha ruk kyu gayi

Shikha:- tumhara asli naam kya hai

Main:- shayad Dev hai

Shikha:- tum jhot bol rahe ho wo serious lag rahi thi main usse lekar side main ho gaya

Main:- kya baat hai

Shikha:- pehle tum batao kya tum jhut bol rahe ho

Main:- nahi main sach keh raha hon par tum itna heran kyu ho

Shikha:- phir tumhe Pari ke sapne kyu aate hain

Main:- shayad meri pichli jindagi main meri gf ya wife ho

Shikha:- (gusse main) kya pagal ho gaye ho?

Main:- kya galat kaha wo sapno main hamesha ek lover ki tarha mujhe bulati hai

Shikha:- tumhari yadash kab gayi thi

Main:- kuch sahi yaad nahi par around *** months ho gaye hain

Shikha:- kya itne hi months pehle to wo hadsa hua tha

Main:- tum kya keh rahi ho mujhe kuch samjh main nahi aa raha

Shikha:- tumhare face ko kya hua hai

Main:- pata nahi kyu par meri body aur face modified ho gaye hain wo achanak mere gale
lag gayi main hadbada gaya kya hua hai Shikha Shikha kuch nahi boli wo shayad ro rahi thi
maine usse alag kiya

Main:- kya hua

Shikha:- tum hi ho mere bhai mera chotu mera pyaara bhai

Main:- tum kya keh rahi ho main tumhara bhai

Shikha:- han aur Pari koi aur nahi tumhari behan hai tumhari sabse ladli behan main shock
ke marre wahi beth gaya pata nahi kyu mujhe khush hona chahiye ya dukhi maine kya
socha tha aur kya hua ek taraf apne atit ke bare main pata chala to dusri taraf yeh ke meri
behan hi mujh se aisa pyaar karti hai main jhatt se khada hua

Main:- nahi Shikha main tumhara bhai nahi ho sakta Shikha ne apna phone nikala aur ek
photo dekhaya

Shikha:- dekho yahi hai tumhari behan jo tumhare ghum main mari ja rahi hai maine
dhayan se dekha aur ek ladki ki taraf ishara kiya

Main:- yeh kon hai

Shikha:- tumhari badi behan Saloni

Main:- yeh mere sath kya ho raha hai aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Shikha:- kya hua chotu

Main:- nahi mujhe chotu mat kaho

Shikha:- kyu mera bhai mujhe mil gaya main abhi sabko batati hon maine uska phone chin
liya

Shikha:- Dev mera phone do

Main:- nahi yeh sahi nahi hai

Shikha:- chotu kya tu pagal hai pata hai bade Papa kitne pareshan hain

Main:- jab tak mujhe sab yaad nahi aayega tum kisi ko kuch nahi bataogi aapko meri
kasam

Shikha:- Dev ek thappad mere gaal par Arav yeh dekh kar waha aa gaya aur wo dono bhi

Arav:- kya kar rahi ho Shikha DD ko kyu maar rahi ho

Shikha:- yeh koi DD nahi iss ka naam Dev hai

Teeno:- what r u saying

Shikha:- han sahi keh rahi hon aur tum ek bhai behan ke bich main mat pado

Nitika:- bhai behn? kaha hain?

Shika:- yeh Dev mera bhai hai teeno heran ho gaye

Jagpreet:- achank yeh bhai kaise ban gaya

Shikha:- wo sab baad main

Marcus:- yeh sab kya ho raha hai chalo sab pratice karni hai uske baad hume pore 2
ghante tak daav sikhaye gaye phir hum sab ne naha dho kar nashta kiya aur apne apne
room main chale gaye Shikha didi meri piche hi mere room main aa gaye

Main:- aap yaha kyu aayi ho Shikha didi na room lock kar diya

Shikha:- ab batao kya baat hai kyu kasam di

Main:- wo main aap ko nahi bata sakta wo mere pas aakar mere gaalo ko apne dono hatho
main le liya

Shikha:- chotu bata na kya baat hai

Main:- didi main apni behan se yeh baat nahi kar sakta mujhe to yaad nahi ke aap meri
behan ho

Shikha:- dekh chotu tu mujhse ek behan ko nahi to kam se kam Shikha jo teri friend hai
usse hi bata de

Main:- aapko kaise batao

Shikha:- to sab chinta chod kar bata

Main:- aap itna keh reh rahi ho to suno

Main:- wo dono ******* maine unhe sarre sapne bata diye

Shikha:- par yeh ek sapna hi to hai

Main:- mere sath bathroom main chalo

Shikha:- kyu main nahi jaongi

Main:- aap jyada mat socho hum bathroom main gaye maine un dono ko yaad kar ke
mirror par hath rakha wo dono aa gayi Shikha peche hati

Shikha:- yeh tu ne kaise kiya aur dono iss wakt yaha kya kar rahi hain?

Main:- han samjh lo live hai ekdum no delay

Shikha:- par yeh sab kaise

Main:- wo to mujhe bhi nahi pata par kya abhi bhi kahogi ki yeh keval sapna hai hum bahar
aaye

Shikha:- Pari ka main samjhti hon kyuki wo hamesha tumahre sath hi rahi par Saloni ka
kuch ajib laga hai

Main:- mera ghar na jana hi thek hoga

Shikha:- nahi yeh koi upaye nahi hai

Main:- to phir

Shikha:- abhi tum apni training par focus karo aur tumhara abhi yehi rehna thek hai kyuki
tum par ek murder case hai

Main:- kiska murder case

Shikha:- wo sab chodo aur aram karo mera phone baja (matlab Arav ka le rakha hai)

Main:- han baby kaisi ho

Masoom:- thek nahi hon tumne kal raat call kyu nahi ki

Main:- acha tum abhi kaha ho?

Masoom:- aaj holiday hai to apne room main hon

Main:- kaisi halat main ho

Masoom:- matlab kya hai

Main:- arre baby gussa mat ho matlab kapde thek thaak hai na

Masoom:- you naughty hamesha mazak waise thek hai maine didi ko pakda aur Masoom
ke room main

Shikha:- aa maine unka mouh band kiya

Main:- aap to bache se bhi jyada shor karti ho Masoom mere gale lag gayi

Main:- kuch sharam karo yaha tumhari nanad kadi hai

Masoom:- yeh to Shikha hai

Main:- pagal yehi meri asli behan hai Masoom didi ke pair chhuti hai

Shikha:- arre yeh kya kar rahi hai

Masoom:- apni nanad ka ashirwad le rahi hon

Shikha:- hans kar putra bhav hamesha khush raho

Main:- par didi wo to yeh karne hi nahi deti hai

Shikha:- kya

Main:- jaise aap bua banogi Masoom sharam se laal ho gayi Shikha didi ne mere kaan
pakad liye

Shikha:- jyada maskhari sujh rahi hai pehle shaadi baad main yeh sab

Main:- thek hai ab kaan chodo

Masoom:- arre baji jis ladki ki baat tum kar rahe the wo mere sath padti hai
Shikha:- kon hai

Masoom:- uska naam Saloni hai

Shikha:- wo teri badi nanad hai

Masoom:- kya sach main

Shikha:- han wo Dev ki badi behan hai

Masoom:- Dev aage kya hai

Shika:- Dev Rajput hai

Masoom:- yaha ke no 1 business man ke bete

Main:- tumhe kaise pata

Masoom:- unhi ka school hai wo jisme hum padte hain Saloni ne nahi bataya

Shikha:- nahi usse show karna pasand nahi hai

Main:- hello hello main bhi yaha hon yeh kya bhabi nand ki baate shuru kar di hain

Shikha:- jyada mat bol

Main:- acha chalo koi gate baja raha hai

Masoom:- par tab tak hum apne room main aa gaye the maine gate khola

Arav:- itni der se gate baja raha hon kaha tha

Main:- jara Masoom ke pas gaya tha

Arav:- thek hai yaar jara phone dena main apna atm bhul gaya hon ek naye account se
paise transfer karwana hai

Shikha:- hum sabka kharcha sarkar uthayegi

Arav:- wo thek hai par kuch apne pas bhi to hona chahiye

Main:- saale main tera indirect samjh gaya hon tu chahta hai ki main Janu se mil kar aaon
hai na kya bhai hai tu much yaar

Shikha:- ab yeh Janu kon hai

Arav:- aapki bhabi hai

Shikha:- ek aur Arav mujhe ishare karne laga

Main:- ab ankhe matka raha hai abhi usse se mil kar aa raha hon

Shikha:- yeh do do ka kya chakkar hai

Main:- apki do nahi teen bhabi hain

Shikha:- Dev tu pagal jo gaya hai

Main:- main nahi ladkiya pagal hain

Arav:- mujhe bhi samjh main nahi aata jo iss ke karib jati hai usse pata nai kya ho jata hai

Main:- issi liye apne aap ko aur un dono ko mere se dur rakha hai

Nitika:- kis ko dur rakhne ki baat ho rahi hai

Main:- chal Arav bahar ghum kar aate hain main usse waha se lekar nikal gaya main
ladkiyo se jitna dur rahu utna acha

Main:- bhai Arav yaar meri life ek bullet train ki tarah bhag rahi hai

Arav:- chal teri tension dur karta hon woh mujhe wine shop par le gaya sensus wine
boutique galata

Main:- bhai yeh kaha le aaya hai

Arav:- bhai yeb sabse achi dawa hai

Main:- na bhai na main kahi out of control na ho jaon

Arav:- kuch nahi hota bhai uss ne ek peg banaya main na na karte hue bhi pi liya mujhe
bada relax feel hua peete peete kitna time nikla pata nahi chala itne main Sona ka phone
aaya

Main:- haaaa huu helaa helaa kon hai

Sona:- kya bol rahe ho

Main:- arre jane mann kya hua aao na maja karte hain

Sona:- kaisi baate kar rahe ho ek minute kahi tum drink to nahi kar rahe

Main:- nahi main to bas sherni ka doodh pi raha hon

Sona:- akhir tum bhi baki sab jaise hi nikle waha yahi sab karne gaye ho
Main:- arre bhai yeh to bhadak rahi hai

Arav:- thoda isse bhi pila dena

Main:- hahaha bhai sahi kahta hai darling tum bhi ek peg laga lo

Sona:- mujh se wada kar ke waha yeh sab kar rahe ho

Main:- bhai main chalta hon apni car kaha hai

Arav:- abe car kaha hai humare pas aur tu kab car se jata hai ghayab ho ja na

Main:- han han dhayan aaya main nashe main Sona ke pas pahunch gya jhumta hua lagta
hai saale strong wali pila di

Sona:- yeh sab kya hai Dev

Main:- na na pati ka naam nahi leti itna bhi nahi pata hai

Sona:- tumne sharab kyu pi

Main:- mera dimag kharab hai jo sharab piyunga main to bas relax ho raha tha Arav ne
cold drink main mila di

Sona:- unko to bataungi main usse ishare karne laga

Sona:- nahi koi mouh mitha nahi jao sharab piyo

Main:- mera to sabse bada nasha tum ho Sona ghum kar khadi ho gayi

Main:- baby suno to sahi

Sona:- main koi baby nahi jao apni baby ke pas main uske pas gaya

Main:- tum yeh faltu ki baat mat socha kiya karo aur main mazak kar raha tha bhala meri
body main koi sharab nasha kar sakti hai jab tumhe dekh kar main control main hon to
socho mujh par koi nasha kaise chad sakta hai wo phiche mudi

Sona:- tum ache se jante ho mujhe kaise manana hai to phir aisa kyu karte ho ke main
gussa hon

Main:- wo aurat hi kya jo sharmaye na aur wo mehbooba hi kya jo garmaye na maine uski
kamar main hath dal kar usse apni taraf khicha wo mere baalo main ungliyan ferne lagi

Sona:- acha aur kya kehta hai tumhara yeh dil main uske honto ko chusne laga Sona ne
mujhe dhaka diya aur bathroom ki taraf bhagne lagi maine usse piche se pakad liya
Sona:- chodo na mujhe jane do maine uski uss ki gardan par kiss kiya

Sona:- ssiii jaan jane do na main uske kaan ke piche apni jeeb ghumane laga

Sona:- aahh maa ssss kya kar rahe ho Sona ne apna hath mere hath par rakh diya aur
ghum gayi aur meri ankho main dekhne lagi

Main:- aise kya dekh rahi ho

Sona:- tumhari ankho main apne pyaar ko dekh rahi hon

Main:- yeh naina dhoke baaj hote hain

Sona:- kam se kam inhi ka ahsas to mere pas hota hai

Main:- agar in main dub gayi to bahar na nikal paogi

Sona:- yehi to dubne ka maza hai main khud to tum main aur tum ko khud main mahsus
kar paongi mainn uske honto ko chusne laga Sona ki sase tez ho rahi thi uski chest meri
chest se chipak gaye the uski tez saaso ki wajah se uska chest opar niche ho raha tha jis
se mujh main aur madhoshi chaa rahi thi usne kas ke mere baalo ko pakad liya aur jeeb
mere mouh main daal di main uski jeeb be tahasha chusne laga hamari saase apni charm
sima par thi hum ek dusre main sama jana chahte the achanak Sona ne ankhe kholi aur
jakar bed par pet ke bal let gayi

Sona:- thodi der aur ruk jate

Main:- han to hon na yahi Sona jhatt se mudi kaha ho tum

Main:- tumhare samne

Sona:- kya majak kar rahe ho

Main:- kya tum mujhe nahi dekh paa rahi

Sona:- nahi to

Main:- iska matlab main invisible ho gaya hon par kaise tabhi waha ek roshni chamakne
lagi aur wo Sona ke andar chali gayi

Awaaj:- ghabaro mat yeh Sona ke pyaar ka asar hai jo yeh shakti tumhe mili hai

Main:- matlab
Awaaj:- jab tumne isse khon diya to tumhari shaktiyo ka ansh Sona ke andar chala gaya jo
shakti tum khud se nahi jaga paye wo Sona ke pardarsi pyaar ne kar diya Sona ne tumhe
pardarshita paradan ki (matlab invisibilty)

Main:- acha wapas kaise aaon

Awaaj:- iss ka samdan Sona hi tumhe batayegi

Sona:- main kuch nahi janti awaaj nahi aayi

Sona:- kaha chala gya

Main:- yeh meri life ki movie main subtitle hai bas jo samjh main nahi aata utna hi aata
hai

Sona:- ab tumhe wapas kaise laon

Main:- yaar jaldi kuch karo warna humare bacho ko kehna padega ek hawa ka jhoka aaya
aur tumhari goad main unhe de gaya

Sona:- abhi bhi mazak sujh rahi hai

Main:- acha ek kaam karo ek baar aur kiss kar do shayad wapas aa jaon

Sona:- acha moke ka fayda uthana chahte ho tabhi Tulsi didi ne gate knock kiya Sona
hadbada gayi aur boli ke jaldi se chup jao

Main:- yaar tum ladkiyo ka dimag ghutne main han yeh sab saala tv serials ke den hai ab
bhi keh rahi hai chup ja aur mujhe dekh kar kon se didi tumhari jaan legi Sona ne gate khol
diya

Tulsi:- kis se baate kar rahi hai

Sona:- kisi se bhi toh nahi kya aapko koi dikh raha hai maine unke gaal par kiss kar diya

Tulsi:- kon hai dur hato

Sona:- kya hua yaha koi nahi hai

Tulsi:- nahi kisi ne mere gaal ko chuma

Sona:- (mann main) tumhe to main abhi batai hon maine iss baar didi ki gardan ko pakad
liya

Tulsi:- Dev kya tum ho

Main:- apne kaise jana

Tulsi:- teri hatho se laga

Main:- kuch sikho apni behan se chhute hi pehchan liya ek tum ho bich main chod kar
chali gayi

Tulsi:- matlab tum kya kar rahe the

Main:- hum chuan chupayi khel rahe hain

Tulsi:- acha kya mujhe pagal samjha hai

Sona:- nahi didi bas aise hi

Tulsi:- chal ab samne aa ja

Main:- yeh to Sona kar sakti hai

Tulsi:- matlab

Main:- arre ye kar sakti hai issi ne di hai maine usse sari baat batayi par sari baate ek taraf
rakh kar inhe to bas ek baat hi dhayan maan rahi

Tulsi:- kya tum logo ne wo kiya Sona yeh sun kar bathroom main bhag gayi

Tulsi:- maa maa maa

Maa:- kyu chilla rahi hai

Tulsi:- maa yeh dono room main kya kar rahe the

Maa:- kon yaha koi nahi hai

Tulsi:- Dev tujhe meri kasam bol de

Main:- han maa main yahi hon

Maa:- to kya hua aur tu ghayab kyu hai Tulsi didi unhe batane lagi par namak mirich laga
kar

Maa:- Sona bahar niklo abhi foran

Main:- aap log galat samjh rahi ho

Maa:- tu chup kar Sona bhar aayi

Maa:- kya Tulsi sacch bol rahi hai

Main:- maa aap bhi pagalo wali baat karti ho inka dimag aaj kuch jyada chal raha hai

Maa:- tu sacch keh raha hai main Sona ke pas gaya

Main:- Sona bolte hi dikhne laga

Main:- arre maa aap Sona ko kyu dara rahi ho maa ne didi ke kaan pakde

Maa:- tu bohat chalak banti hai na yeh sab tera natak tha Tulsi didi hasne lagi aur kehne
lagi inki sakal to dekho 12 baje hain kyu baachu ab aaya maja ghayab hokar papiya leta
hai

Main:- sorry di

Maa:- chalo ab niche khane ki tayari karni hai

Main:- main chalta hon

Sona:- thek hai ache se training karna

Main:- thek hai darling

Sona:- you naughty main wapas apne room main aaya

Main:- kya ho raha hai aap logo ne to isse hi apna room bana liya hai

Shikha:- oye chup chup apna kaam dekh ab main yahi rahungi

Main:- na baba na main tumhare sath nahi rehne wala

Nitika:- kyu kya hua

Main:- inki figure to dekho Shikha didi mujhe marne ko aayi main bhag kar bahar nikal
gaya waha par Marcus sir ne bulaya

Marcus:- tum logo ko apni training shuru kar ke apne mission karna hoge to ab ghumna
phirna band aur na koi phone calls samjhe

Main:- ok sir jaisa aap kaho aaj se sabke phone band main waha se room main aa gaya

Main:- sab apna phone band kar ke rakh do

Arav:- kyu maine Marcus sir ki baate un logo ko batayi sab ne waisa hi kiya phir hum sab
subah shaam bas kuch naya sekhne lage 2 -3 mahine main hi mera aur meri team ka waha
koi tod nahi tha Jagpreet ne hacking main RAW ke records tod diya to wahi Arav aur Nitika
ne snipping aur talwar baazi main maharat hasil kar li hum sub bas andha dhun mission
par jate rehte the kabi Austrailia drug mafia to kabhi human trafficing ke liye Iran to kabhi
secert files ko wapas lane ke liye Saudi Arab iss bich maine human traffic se Laxi ko
bachaya aur uss ke do bhaiyo se mila (Shiva aur Sandy) jo undercover agent the meri team
ka naam pore underworld main mashoor ho chuka tha Jokers ab hume kaam karte karte
5 month se opar ho gaye tha main ab RAW ka best agent tha jo bina soche samjhe bas
gaddaro aur criminals ko marna iss liye kayi commanders ko mere pas training par bheja
jane laga mujhe pehle to sahi nahi laga par baad main Marcus sir ke kehne par main sarre
kaam karta gaya DD ko bas sirf agents jante the bakiyo ke liye main Joker the killer tha
main itna busy tha ke na mujhe ghar ka dhayan raha na apni pyari mehbooba ka main bas
din raat kuch naya sekhne main laga raha aaj mera iss base par akhiri din tha

Marcus:- DD sab hall main ikhate hain aur tumahara wait kar rahe hain main waha
pahuncha mike mere samne tha

Main:- han to mere dosto aaj aap logo ke sath mera kaam khatam hua maine aap logo se
sikha bhi aur sikya bhi bas main ek baat kehna chahta hon ke apne liye nahi dusro ke liye
jiyo na kabhi galat dekho na galat hone do aur hamesha apne kaam par datte raho hume
iss kam ke liye na hi paise ki jarurat hai aur na hi kisi aur ki bas humare dil main kuch karne
ka junun hona chahiye sab khade hokar tali bajane lagae phir un charo ne bhi apna
experience share kiya

Arav:- to chalein bhai

Main:- han ab mujhe sabko time dena hoga pata nahi wo sab kaisi hongi

Nitika:- kon sab

Main:- meri maa didi Sona aur meri pyari Masoom

Shikha:- acha chalo warna flight nikal jayegi hum sab airport aaye aur apni apni seat par
beth gaye Shikha didi mere pas bethi thi

Shikha:- kya hua kya soach rahe ho

Main:- didi main itna busy kaise ho gaya ke unke bare main socha hi nahi

Shikha:- bhai aisa kuch nahi hai tum bas apna kaam kar rahe the yeh socho tumne desh
aur logo ke liya kya kya kiya hai
Main:- par didi wo log mujh se kitna pyaar karte hain

Shikha:- unka pyaar dikhta hai aur waha jo maa apne bete ke liye aur behan apne bhai ke
liye tadap rahi hai uska kya

Main:- mujhe kuch yaad hi nahi to main kaise jaon aur kya bataon

Shikha:- kya matlab tum mere sath ghar nahi chaloge

Main:- nahi didi jab tak main yeh na jaan lun ke akhir maine aise kya kiya jis se wo dono
aisa kar rahi hain tab tak main ghar se dur rahunga aaj pore 9 mahene hone wale hain
apni asli maa se mile pata nahi wo kaisi hongi

Shikha:- ek maa ka dard wo hi jaan sakti hai

Main:- acha aap ke mom aur dad ko RAW ke bare main pata hai

Shikha:- nahi unhe lagta hai main kisi research lab main kaam karti hon iss liye itne din
bahar jana pada chalo chodo ye batao ab aage kya socha hai

Main:- sochna kya hai bas marpeet kar ke kafi thak gya hon ab thodha relax karna hai

Shikha:- acha hai par ab tumhe apne bare main jana hi hoga kyuki main jyada din chup
nahi rahungi

Main:- thek hai shayad meri powers iss main mera sath de

Shikha:- jo bhi ho bas tum jaldi karna phir un ka phone baja

Main:- arre maine ek phone liya hai par on karna hi bhul gaya

Shikha:- han Papa main aa rahi hon shaam tak aa jaongi aur phone dissconnect kar diya

Main:- chacha ji ka phone tha

Shikha:- han

Main:- didi meri maa ki photo dikao na

Shikha:- arre tu mere sath chal kar mil kyu nahi leta tujhe abhi koi pehchan bhi nahi sakta

Main:- nahi baad main aaram se aaunga maine apna phone on kiya thodi hi der main uss
main itne sare miss calls ke alert message aaye ki main ginti hi bhol gya

Shikha:- itne sarre messages

Main:- han tumhe bataya toh tha ke teen hain aur baad main do aur bhi aa gye hain

Shikha:- ab do aur kon

Main:- arre meri maa aur Tulsi didi jinho ne yaha mera dhayan rakha

Shikha:- ab to phone kar lo

Main:- nahi surprise dena hai thodi der main hum Delhi pohonch gye aur phir hum sab
airport se bahar aa gaye

Nitika:- ab aage ka kya plan hai

Arav:- kuch nahi Mom dad aur apni pyari behan se milna usne yeh bolte hue mere pet
main kohni maari

Main:- han han mera bhi yahi plan hai Tulsi didi aur mom dad se milna

Nitika:- han par shave kar ke jana iss halat main tumhe koi Joker samjhega

Jagpreet:- hum sab bhi wahi hain sab hasne lage

Main:- ok team phir milte hain agle mission par tab tak enjoy karo phir hum sab waha se
nikal gaye thodi der baad main aur Arav bhi Haryana jane ka program banne lage

Arav:- ab kya program hai

Main:- abe itne paise kamaye hain to chalo kharch to kare phir humnai ek showroom ja
kar ek car kharid li aur ghar ki taraf nikal pade

Main:- pehle tu apne ghar chal tujhe waha chod kar main ghar nikal lunga

Arav:- kyu kya rukega nahi

Main:- baad main phir wo drive karne laga taste main ek jagah maine ussay gaadi rokne
ko kaha

Arav:- kya hua

Main:- wo dekh waha

Arav:- speed dating jaisa kuch likha hua hai

Main:- niche dekh waha corner main mera to gussa saatve assman par tha

Main:- tu yahi ruk maa dekhta hon

Arav:- main bhi chalaunga

Main:- chup chaap yahi bethe rehna

Arav:- thek hai gussa kyu karta hai main gaadi se utar kar restorant ki aur gaya aur ek table
par padi bottle utha li aur usse ek ladke ke sar par de mari

Ladka:- aah maa mar gaya

Sona:- yeh kya badtamizi hai tum kon ho

Main:- pehle tum batao yeh kon hai

Sona:- koi bhi ho tumhe kya yeh dhaadi rakh kar apne aap ko gunda samjhte ho kya edhar
dekho maine uski baato par dhayan nahi diya aur uss ladke ko laat mari

Sona:- main kahti hon stop it ruk jao warna mera hath uth jayega main kuch nahi bola

Sona:- tum jante nahi main kon hon

Main:- kon hai bata de

Sona:- jis se pura underworld kanpata hai main ussi Joker ki hone wali wife hon samjha
Sona ki baat sun kar main wahi ruk gaya wahi sab ki ankhe hamari taraf ho gayi maine
Sona ki taraf dekha Sona ne mujhe foran pehchan liya aur bhag kar mere gale lag lag gye

Main:- yeh sab kya hai

Sona:- arre meri dost ka driver hai

Main:- shit yeh maine kya kar diya maine ambulance ko bulaya aur uske friend aur uss
ladke ko sorry bola aur phir car main Sona ko lekar beth gaya

Arav:- kar diya na kabada kuch soch samjh kar kiya kar

Sona:- nahi inki galti nahi koi bhi agar apni gf ko aise dating wali jagah dekhe ga to bura
manega

Sona:- aisa kya sochne lage

Main:- kya kaha tumne

Sona:- tum apne bare main aisa mat sochna

Main:- iss ka matlab tum

Sona:- han main mann ki baate padh sakti hon maine kafi pratice ki hai

Main:- to phir tum mujh se milne kyu nahi aayi

Sona:- nahi wo sab powers mere pas nahi hain

Main:- yeh sab chodo power se mujhe chid hone lagi hai aisa lagta hai main kuch nahi hon
sab kuch meri powers hi hain aur uski godh main sar rakh liya

Sona:- aise kya dekh rahe ho

Main:- ek aisa pyaara chehra jiske bina meri zindagi adhuri hai

Sona:- kuch to sharam karo aage Arav bhai bethe hain woh kya sochenge main jhat se uth
gaya

Main:- sorry jaan wo bas ghalti ho gaye

Sona:- koi baat nahi hota hai aisa phir gaadi Arav ke ghar ke bahar ruki

Arav:- bhabi ji andar nahi chalogi

Sona:- kyu nahi

Main:- rehne dete hain

Sona:- aise kaise aaj to Aunty ji se mil kar hi jaongi

Main:- wo wo

Sona:- chup chaap chalo main unke piche piche chalne laga andar aa kar

Kamini:- arre mera beta aa gaya arre kaka jaldi se unko bulao mera beta aa gaya unho ne
Arav ko gale laga liya

Kamini:- phone kyu nahi kiya nalayak

Arav:- wo kaam ki wajah se acha maa Janu kaha hain Kamini ji rone lagi

Arav:- kya baat hai Janu ko kya hua?

Kamini:- beta wo to jaise pagal si ho gayi hai na kisi se bolti hai na kahi jati hai bas school
se aa kar room main bethi rehti hai Arav ne gusse main mera collar pakd kar mujhe
thappad mar diya

Arav:- tu ne hi usse kuch kaha hai na bata kya kaha

Main:- bhai maine kuch nahi kiya

Arav:- mujhe bhai mat bol maine tujh se apni behan ki khushi maangi thi warna koi bhai
yeh nahi chahta ki uski behan uss insan se pyaar kare jo pehle se do ladkiyo se pyaar karta
hai

Sona:- aap galat samjh rahe hain

Arav:- nahi main sahi hon iss ne flight main mujhe khush karne ke liye Janu ko accept kiya
aur baad main bata aisa kyu kiya

Main:- yaar kya anaab saanab bake ja raha hai haan dimag to thek hai na tera aunty aap
bataenge kya hua hai

Kamini:- uss din tumse baat karne ke baad kafi khush thi par 15-20 din baad se hamesha
phone main lagi rahti thi aur phir 2 mahine baad se ekdum chup chaap rehne lagi na
humse jyada baat karti bas kamre main bethi kisi Jokers ki tasvire ekkehta karti rehti hai

Arav:- Joker ki kyu

Kamini:- arre suna hai koi Joker gang hai jo underworld ka naash kar raha hai bas ussi gang
ka leader hai

Arav:- ne mujhe choda yaar isse iss bare main kaise pata

Kamini:- kis bare main

Arav:- maa aap tea lekar aao na

Kamini:- abhi layi beta wo chali gayi

Main:- bhai tu vishwas kar maine usse kuch nahi kaha

Arav:- phir meri behan ko kya hua hai

Main:- yaar tu ja kar ek baar mil baat kya hai dekh naa

Arav:- han main abhi jata hon wo waha se Janu ke room ke pas gya

Janu:- kon hai

Arav:- main hon Janu ne gate khola aur Arav jaise hi andar gaya usne gate band kiya aur
uske gale lag gayi

Janu:- bhaiya aap aagaye

Arav:- han meri behna main aa gaya par yeh kya haal bana rakha hai (uss ki aankho ke
niche thoda se kala pan aa gaya tha aur wo kafi weak lag rahi thi) Janu chup rahi

Arav:- bol kya baat hai aur iss pore kamre main iss ki photo kyu laga rakhi hai Janu rone
lagi

Arav:- Janu kuch to bol kya baat haai usse hila kar bol na kya baat hai

Janu:- kya bolu jis se pyaar kiya main usse pasand nahi mujhe dekhna to dur wo mujh se
baat bhi nahi karta ab bas yaado ke sahare ji rahi hon

Arav:- acha to phir iski photo kyu

Janu:- kyuki yahi to woo

Arav:- tumhara weham hai yeh aisa kuch nahi

Janu:- kam az kam aap to jhut mat bolo aap unke ke sath kaam karte ho Arav ko jhatka
laga

Arav:- yeh sab tumhe kaise pata Janu ne usse ek tasavir di

Janu:- yeh dekho yeh anghuti wo hamesha pehante hai

Arav:- ohh tumne ek anghuti se itna bada raaj pata kar liya jise underworld wale bhi pata
nahi kar paye

Janu:- han bas yahi meri life hai inhi ki yaado main rehna Arav ke aankho main aansu aa
gaye uss se itna pyaar karti hai

Janu:- han shayad yeh baat wo kabhi nahi samjh payenge Arav ne usse gale laga liya

Arav:- main teri shaadi dhum dhaam se karunga Janu uss se alag ho gayi

Janu:- nahi bhai aisa kabhi nahi hoga main aur kisi se shaadi nahi kar sakti

Arav:- nahi behan tu galat samjh rahi hai

Janu:- aapko meri kasam aage kuch mat bolna aap jao yaha se Arav uss ki kasam ke aage
chup chap waha se niche aaya

Main:- kya hua ab bata kyu chup khada hai

Arav:- yaar maaf karna main ghalat tha main uth kar gate ke pas gaya aur knock kiya

Janu:- bhai mujhe koi baat nahi karni

Main:- Janu gate kholo Janu ne itni jaldi gate khola jaise koi train nikalne wali ho par aage
badhte hi wo ruki aur andar chali gayi maine andar jakar usse piche se gale laga liya

Janu:- please ab mujhe mat chuoo main apne aap ko sambhal nahi paungi maine usse
palta jab uska chehra itne pas se dekha to main usse thappad marne hi wala tha ke Sona
ne mera hath pakad liya

Main:- kya bola tha tumne ki pyaar karti ho na

Janu:- han yahi meri galti hai ki main tumse dilo jaan se pyaar karti hon maine sar par hath
rakh liya hey bhagwan aur Sona ko aage kiya

Main:- dekho isse kahte hain pyaar jise apne pyaar par bharosa ho tum kehti ho pyaar
karti hon chii tumne itna nahi socha maine tumse wo baate kyu kahi thi kyuki wo mere dil
se nikla sach tha

Sona:- tum shanth ho jao kuch miss understanding ho gayi hai Kamini ji awaaj sun kar opar
aana chahti thi par Arav ne rok liya

Main:- mis understanding main koi kya aisa karta hai isse dekho kya haal bana rakha hai
achanak wo Sona ke gale lag gayi

Janu:- didi mujh se galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do please

Sona:- galti tumne ki hai tum nahi janti jab hum kisi se pyaar karte hain to usspar ek awaaj
uthte bhi nahi dekh sakte to phir tumhari iss halat par Dev ka yeh karna thek hai

Janu:- han aap ne sahi kaha par main kya karti yeh mujh se mil kar nahi gaye aur jab itne
din baat nahi hui to mere dimag main na jane kya kya khayaal aane lage

Main:- tum teeno meri jaan ho jinke bina main ek katil hon bas ek katil

Sona:- aap bohat thak gaye ab apko rest karna hoga uss ne Janu ko kuch ishara kiya

Janu:- didi kya aap ko bura nahi lag raha ke aapko yaha mere sath uss ne sar niche kar liya

Sona:- arre pagal aisa kuch nahi hai main to bas inki khushi main khush hon aur inki khushi
hum teeno hain to main nahi chahti ke lad jagad kar inhe kho dain

Janu:- aap bohat achi ho par meri wo friend iss baat ko nahi manegi

Main:- oyee tum logo ko main samajah raha hon mujhe baato main laga kar apna dukh
chupana chahti ho main bhi kya karu main kisi ko aise apni wajah se dukh nahi de sakta
aur iska sabut aaj Janu ne de diya ke main kuch bhi galat nahi kar raha
Sona:- main bahar hon tum baat kar lo

Main:- koi baat nahi chalo main bhi chalta hon Sona ne mere kaan main kuch kaha par
main sahi se nahi samjha wo bahar chali gayi aur gate band kar diya Janu jhat se mujh se
lipat gayi

Main:- acha to yeh baat hai

Janu:- kitna sukun hai aapki baho main mera mann karta hai ki har pal aise hi rahu

Main:- tumhare pyaar ko paa kar mera dil nach raha hai

Janu:- acha tab kaha tha jab main aapse ek din ke liye promise maang rahi thi

Main:- main kuch uljahan main tha aur han mera naam Dev hai samjhi yeh aap aap mat
kaha karo buddhe wali feeling aati hai Janu ne mere seene par ek ghussa mara

Main:- aa kya karti ho jaan

Janu:- khabardaar jo mere Dev ko buddha kaha to ache ache log tumhari body ke samne
kuch nahi hain

Main:- par main to tumhari body ka fan hon maine uski kamar par hath rakha

Janu:- auuuch kya karte ho

Main:- pyaar karta hon aur kya aur tum ho ke Janu ne apne hont mere honto se laga diye
main itne din baad aisa ahsas pa kar jhum utha thodi der baad uss ne kiss todi

Main:- acha ab main chalta hon

Janu:- phir kab aaoge

Main:- roj aaunga aur han apni figure thek karo warna log kahenge ladki hai yaa sukhi
lakdi

Janu:- you ruko abhi batati hon main peche muda hi tha ki table se takra gaya maine hath
table par rakha to furit basket main rakhe knife se meri ungli kat gayi

Main:- ohh shit Janu ne aage badh kar meri ungli mouh main daal di meri body main jaise
hazar volt ka jhatka laga jaise koi mujhe noch raha hai meri chikh nikal gayi wo raat wala
sapna ek baar phir mere samne se gujra par kuch aur bhi tha kuch alag sunayi diya ke Sona
gate se andar aayi aur Janu mera naam lekar mujhe hila rahi thi meri ankhe khuli to main
ek andheri jagah par tha kuch saaf dikhayi nahi de raha tha thodi dur ek aadmi khada tha
jis se roshni nikal rahi thi

Main:- kon ho aap main yaha kaise main to

Aadmi:- beta main tumahra guru hon

Main:- main to aapko janta bhi nahi

Aadmi:- beta wo baate baad main baata dunga par tumhe abhi apni Janu ko bachana hai

Main:- usse kya hua hai

Aadmi:- beta uss par kaali shaktiyo ka asar badhta chala ja raha hai

Main:- yeh kali shaktiya kuch nahi hoti hain

Aadmi:- acha to phir tumhare andar wo sab kya hai

Main:- woo sab toh main aage kuch nahi bol paya

Aadmi:- beta yeh waqt in baato ka nahi

Main:- par main usse kali shaktiyo se kaise bachaunga

Aadmi:- tumhe apni kuch shaktiyo ka balidaan karna hoga

Main:- han main tayar hon

Aadmi:- soch lo tumhari taakat aadhi reh jayegi aur tum ghayab bhi nahi ho paoge na hi
udd paoge

Main:- mere paas aise koi shakti nahi hai

Aadmi:- hai tumhare andar bas tum pehchan nahi paye

Main:- aap yeh bekar ki baate chodo aur usse kaise bachana hai wo batao

Aadmi:- main tumhe teen mantar deta hon pehla mantra pad kar uske sar pakde rakhna
iss se tumhari udne ki takat chali jayegi dusra mantra pad kar uski naabhi aur yoni par
hath rakhna iss se tumhari takat aadhi ho jayegi teesra mantra pad kar uski paon ke
aghuthe par rakhna maine unhe rok diya

Main:- bas takat jati hai toh jane do ab main waha kaise jao unho ne mere sar par hath
rakha aur
Aadmi:- beta wo sab sapne kali shaktiyo ke prabhaaw ke karan hai kyuki jis jis se tum
bachoge kaali shaktiya tumhe aisa dikhati hai ki jaise tumne hi wo kiya hai

Main:- aap ki madad ke liye shukriya aur maine ankhe kholi Sona mera sar sahla rahi thi
aur Janu mera pair daba rahi thi Sona jhatke se uth gayi

Sona:- nahi tum aisa nahi karoge

Main:- kya nahi ek minute tumne mera mind read kiya

Janu:- kya hua didi mujhe bhi to batao

Sona:- tumhare andar kali shaktiya hain jise yeh apni shaktiya de kar khatam karega teeno
ke hosh udd gaye (Kamini Arav Janu)

Main:- sab baate band karo aur sab yaha se jao mere pas jyada time nahi hai

Sona:- tum kamjor pad jaoge aisa mat karo

Main:- iski taraf dhayan se dekho iss ne kuch na jante hue bhi mujh se pyaar kiya hai tum
kya chahti ho ki main apni jara si takkat ke liye isse un shaktiyo ke hawale kar do

Janu:- yeh sahi keh rahi hai aap mujhe mar jane do

Main:- chup karo koi kuch nahi bolega

Sona:- aap kuch apni de do aur main apni

Main:- tum samjhti kyu nahi main tum sab se ek jaisa pyaar karta hon main tumhe dard
nahi de sakta Janu ka face kala pad raha tha sab log bahar jao abhi maine sabko jabardasti
bahar bhej diya aur lock laga diya

Main:- Janu baby kya tumhe mujh par bharosa hai

Janu:- apni jaan se bhi jyada par aap yeh mat karo

Main:- kyu kya piccha chudana hai?

Janu:- aap abhi piche pade hi kaha hain

Main:- baby apne kapde utar do

Janu:- kapde

Main:- arre han jaldi karo time kam hai wo toda sharma rahi thi par uss ne kapde utare
ab wo bas two piece main thi
Main:- yeh bhi utaar do

Janu:- ye bhi uss ke hath pair ki nase kali pad rahi thi maine aage badh kar usse gale lagaya
aur uss ki bra ka hok khol diya aur uske kaan main kaha

Main:- ab tum let jao wo bina kuch bole let gayi maine uski penty bhi uttar di uss ne
aankhe band kar rakhi thi maine der na karte hue mantra pada aur jaise hi uske mathe
par hath rakha main jakar darwaje se takraya uss ke mathe se kaala dhua nikla aur ek
dayan ka roop le liya

Dayan:- main yeh sharir tujhe nahi dungi maine talwar nikali aur uss par war kiya par kuch
nahi hua

Dayan:- teri yeh jaduyi talwar kuch nahi kar sakti samjha uss ne paas ke pade knife ko
uthaya aur meri taraf chod diya jo mere aar par ho gya

Dayan:- tu mayawi lagta hai abhi tak zinda hai par jyada der nahi mera khon darwage ke
niche se hota hua bahar jane laga jise dekh kar wo teeno shor machane lagi maine phir
wahi mantra pada aur hath aage kiya mere talwar se neele rang ki roshni nikli aur uss
dayan par padi wo wahi jal kar raakh ho gye ab mera khon behna band hua main aage
badha to dekha Janu roo rahi hai aur dari hui hai

Main:- na baby daro mat ab wo nahi aayegi

Janu:- please mujh bacha lo mere pet main dard ho raha hai maine usse leta diya tabhi
Arav khidki tod kar andar aaya maine usse jhat se chaddar daal kar dhak liya

Arav:- yaha kya ho raha hai aur wo khon aur Janu iss halat main tu kya kar raha hai mere
bolne se pehle hi

Janu:- bhai aap yaha se jao agar aap nahi gaye to aap ki behan mar jayegi Arav bina kuch
bole waha se chala gya maine agla mantra pada aur uski nabhi par hath rakha uss ki ankho
se dard kam hone laga phir maine uski yoni par hath rakha mere body main itna pain hone
laga ki iss se acha main mar hi jaon par maine hath nahi hataya mere body se white roshni
nikli aur uski body main chali gayi mere hath ekdum dheele lag rahe the par maine himmat
kar ke teesra mantra bhi pada aur hath uske pairo ke anghuthe par rakha to uska sharir
hawa main utha aur niche aa gya mere shareer par choto ke nishan banne lage par thodi
der baad khatam ho gaye maine Janu ki taraf dekha wo ekdum chamak rahi thi kisi heere
(damond) jaisi usne mujhe lete lete pakad liya

Janu:- yeh kya ho raha hai aapki aankhe laal ho gayi hain yeh sab meri wajah se hua hai
Main:- dheere se baby aisa mat kaho mera ek hissa tumhara hai bas thoda thakawat ho
rahi hai Janu mere honto ko chusne lagi thodi der baad maine usse hata diya meri saaas
ful rahi thi bahar koi gate knock kar raha tha

Janu:- aap ruko main dekhti hon

Main:- pehle kapde pehan lo wo bathroom chali gayi phir knock hua maine gate khola

Kamini:- kya hua meri bachi kaha hai

Main:- wo bathroom main hai aati hogi Sona mere gale lag gayi

Main:- arre kya hua

Sona:- tumne itna dard saha hai

Main:- yehi to humare pyaar ko aur majbut karega ki hum ek dusre ke dard ko dur kare

Kamini:- beta yeh sab kya hai tum aur Sona aur Janu yeh sab kya ho raha hai

Arav:- pehle jakar juice bana lo dekho mera yaar kitna kamzor pad gya hai Janu bahar aayi

Janu:- aap logo ne in ko khada kyu kar rakha hai Sona aur Arav ne sahara dekar mujhe lita
diya bedsheet par kafi khon tha Janu ne usse hatta diya Janu apni maa ke sath niche chali
gayi

Arav:- bhai puri baat batyega

Sona:- main batati hon phir uss ne sari baate batayi ki andar kya hua tha kyuki wo bahar
se humare dar aur humare sare baato ko samjh rahi thi udhar Janu ko dekh Kamini ji thodi
heran thi ki itni jaldi wo itni khobsurat aur achi kaise ho gayi tab Janu ne jo bhi dekha tha
aur samjha apni maa ko bata diya thodi der baad wo dono plate main kuch lekar aayi
thoda rest karne se dard kam hua main uth kar beth gya

Janu:- lo yeh kha lo acha lagega Kamini ji mere pair dabane lagi

Main:- yeh aap kya kar rahi ho

Kamini:- jo tumne meri beti aur bete ke liye kiya hai uska ahsan kaise chukaungi

Main:- aisa bol kar aap paraya kar rahi hain aap sab mere apne hi ho

Janu:- han wo to hai

Main:- acha ab hum chalate hain

Arav:- aaj teri tabiyat thek nahi ruk jao

Main:- tu to janta hai bas main thakta hon bimar nahi padta aur ab thek lag raha hai phir
maine Janu ko samjhaya aur waha se car lekar ghar pahuncha maa Tulsi di mujhe dekheti
hi mere pas aayi aur mere gale lag gayi

Maa:- kaha tha na koi phone na kuch khabar

Main:- arre maa aap to sab janti ho kaam hi aisa tha

Tulsi:- han tujhe Joker banne ka bada shok chada hai

Main:- didi kam se kam aap to majak mat uddao

Tulsi:- chal jhutte didi kehta hai ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya tujhe pata hai agar tu na aata
to main waha aa jati

Main:- kyu aisa kyu maa ne pyaar bhara chapat mara

Maa:- kal raakhi hai naa

Main:- oye teri ki

Tulsi:- kya hua

Main:- didi tumhari 6 -7 behne aur bhi hain

Sab:- kya

Main:- han waha par mujhe apni didi mili thi aur mujhe apni pichli life ke bare main bataya
Tulsi didi ka mouh niche latak gya aur wo mujhe chod kar aage badh gayi maine maa ko
choda aur didi ko pakad liya

Main:- arre baba aapko kya hua

Tulsi:- ab tu hume chod kar chala jayega

Main:- pagal ho kya agar aisa hota to aap ki jagah unke pas hota Tulsi didi ne mujhe gale
laga liya

Dad:- hamesha khush raho

Main:- sorry Dad wo inke chakkar main aap ko bhul gya

Tulsi:- oye party badal di

Main:- han mardo ko sath rehna hi acha hai

Sona:- to phir hamare pas mat aana

Main:- wo woh main to bas aise hi dialogue maar raha tha Dad ne mera kaan pakda

Dad:- badmash kahi ke abhi se biwi ka ghulam ban raha hai main shock ho gya

Dad:- aise mat dekh mujhe tum dono ki khichdi ke bare main sab pata hai thodi der baad
main beth gya

Dad:- jao fresh hokar aao

Main:- par mera kamra kon se hai

Sona:- mere room main rahoge

Main:- na baba na uss ne mera mouh ungli se band kar diya aur mujhe opar room main le
gayi

Sona:- kya jyada masti sujh rahi hai?

Main:- wo to bas aise hi Sona ne gate lock kiya

Main:- please maaf kar do aage se nahi hoga

Sona:- chalo thek hai naha lo main kapde nikalti hon main naha kar wapas aaya to wo
mere kapdo par iron kar rahi thi

Main:- arre kya kar rahi aise hi thek hain

Sona:- tum chup raho phir maine kapde pehne aur uss se baate karne laga

Ek hotel ke room main

Aadmi 1:- hello boss wo Delhi pohanch gya par uske baad pata nahi kaha chala gya

Boss:- haram khoro tum logo se ek kaam bhi sahi nahi hota

Aadmi 1:- boss main pata lagata hon shayad wo car se Haryana ki taraf nikal gya hon

Boss:- jo bhi karo ab main aur intezar nahi kar sakta

Idhar

Shikha:- arre Pari jara idhar aa

Pari:- han didi kya baat hai

Shikha:- tu itna udas mat raha kar

Pari:- main kaha udas hon

Shikha:- acha raat bhar uski photo dekh kar roti rehti hai aur kehti hai ke Pari sar niche
kar ke leti thi

Shikha:- acha agar tu mera ek kaam kar le to main tujhe bata dungi ki wo kaha hai

Pari:- didi aap majak mat karo yaha main un ke liye ek ek pal mar rahi hon aur aap

Shikha:- dekh mujhe pura pata nahi par han shayad wo wahi hai

Pari:- didi unko gaye hue ek saal hone wala hai ab bata do na

Shikha:- chup ho ja tu ab ghut ghut kar jeena band kar de bas wo jald hi aayega

Pari:- aap jaisa kahogi main waisa karungi mujhe ek baar un se mila do

Shikha:- meri pyaari behan tera dukh main nahi sah sakti maine uss se wada kiya hai ki
kisi ko bhi uss ke bare main nahi bataungi

Pari:- thek hai didi main intezar karungi kam se kam mujhe yeh to pata chala ki wo zinda
to hai

Udhar main khana kha kar room main let gya Sona bhi aa kar let gayi maine uski taraf
karwat li aur uske baalo main ungli ghumane laga

Sona:- Dev kya yeh sab kaam jaruri hain

Main:- kyu kya baat hai

Sona:- yahi ki kya jarurat hai yeh kaam karne ki humare sath hi raho Papa ka bohat bada
business hai

Main:- tum sahi keh rahi ho mera mann nahi karta ab yeh sab karne ka itna khon kharaba
dekh chuka hon ki bas nafrat ho gayi hai

Sona:- to chod do na ab tumse aur dur nahi raha jata

Main:- main Arav se baat karunga ab khush main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hon aise
hi baatein karte hue hum soo gaye
Sona:- baby ka phone aa raha hai main jhatt se uth gya maine dekha Masoom ka phone
aa raha tha

Main:- han hello baby

Masoom:- baby ke bache kya mere mar jane ke baad phone karte

Main:- aisa kyu keh rahi ho

Masoom:- you cheater waha par teen ladkiya gayi thi na lagta hai tumhara mere se mann
bahar gya hai

Main:- tum yeh sab kya soch rahi ho meri baat to sun lo

Masoom:- tum jao apni un teeno se milo main bhi koi aur dhund lungi

Main:- baby baby suno to lekin call cut ho gayi

Sona:- yehi hai aapki baby dusra dhundne ja rahi hai

Main:- arre nahi yeh thoda jyada gussa karti hai

Sona:- matlab hum nahi karte

Main:- yaar tum apne par mat liya karo

Sona:- usse baby aur mujhe yaar

Main:- arre suno to baby wo mouh fula kar niche chali gayi

Main:- ek maani nahi dusri bhi ruth gayi phir phone baja

Main:- hye baby

Arav:- kya subah subah chadha li hai

Main:- bata call kyu ki hai

Arav:- yaar wo Mohan sir ka phone aaya tha keh rahe the ek emergency hai

Main:- saale teri bhi marunga aur tere Mohan sir ki yaha main chaar hisso main bat gya
hon teen ladkiya aur ek RAW

Arav:- bhai chal na kayi ladkiyo ki ijjat ka sawal hai

Main:- har baar yeh ladkiyo ka mission hamari team ko milta hai main nahi jaonga Arav
ne phone cut kar diya
Sona:- yeh kya sun rahi hon un ladkiyo ki madad karne kyu nahi ja rahe

Main:- wo abhi to aaya hon

Sona:- apne opar ghamand thek nahi agar wo log kar paate to kya tumhe kehte

Main:- wo Masoom ka phone aaya tha

Masoom:- tum ja rahe ho ke nahi

Main:- kahan

Masoom:- un ladkiyo ke mission par

Main:- acha uss ne tumhe bata diya

Masoom:- chup chap jao

Main:- thek hai jata hon

Sona:- acha uss ne kaha to maan gye aur meri baat nahi maani

Main:- aisa kuch nahi hai

Sona:- cheater aur wo chali gayi maine Arav ko phone kiya

Janu:- han jaan

Janu:- please chale jao na bhai kitne pareshan hai

Main:- thek hai tum kehti ho to chala jata hon

Janu:- I love uu soo much

Main:- love u to jaan ab ja usse phone do

Arav:- haan bhai

Main:- tera dimag kharab hai sab ko kyu bata raha hai

Arav:- sorry bhai

Main:- chal ja sab ko tayar hone ko kar Shikha ne ghar aane ko kaha hai main unhe lene
aata hon

Arav:- thek hai bhai jaisa tu kahe main naha dhokar tayar hua bahar aaya tu dono tayar
khadi thi
Main:- arre didi kya lag rahi ho aur darling tum kis par bijli girane ja rahi ho Sona mujhe
ghurr rahi thi

Tulsi:- chotu chal hume chacha ke ghar jana hai

Main:- waha kyu aur dad kaha hain kafi time ho gya nahi mila

Dad:- beta wo apne bhai ke sath tere chacha ke ghar par hi hai

Main:- par waha kyu

Sona:- kyuki mujhe bhi apne bhaiyo ko rakhi bandhni hai

Main:- acha yeh baat hai

Tulsi:- tujhe bhi wahi bandh dungi

Main:- ok chalo phir aao hath pakdo

Maa:- han chalo

Sona:- ek minute gaadi ko bhi sath lekar chalo warna unko kya batayenge

Main:- chalo phir hum gaadi main beth gaye aur main gaadi samet pahunch gya mujhe
yakin nahi hua aisa bhi kar sakta hon main drive kar ke chacha ki hawali pahuncha jo ek
gaon main thi

Main:- oh kitni baadi haveli hai

Tulsi:- han chacha ji iss illake ke MLA hain

Main:- acha fir Dad ki madad kyu nahi ki

Tulsi:- kyu ke Dad ki jaan khatre main thi ab chal andar kahani baad main sunna maine car
andar park ki didi ko dekh kar guard bhi kuch nahi bola hum sab andar gaye waha Dada ji
news paper padh rahe the maine aage badh ke unke pair chhuye unhone ne akhbaar
hataya aur mujhe dekh kar khade ho gaye aur mujhe gale laga liya

Dada ji:- mere bache aa gya bahu Anil jaldi bahar aao dekho kon aaya hai

Anil: Arjun (Dad) ke chote bhai Tara: Anil's wife

Abhinav: Tara ka bada ladka Vikas: Tara ka chota ladka Sweety: inki ladki Vikas se badi hai
Ram Singh: Dilawar Singh ka bhai Geeta Singh: Sona ki bua
Dheeraj Singh: Geeta husband Arpit: inka chota ladka Sushma Singh: Sona 2nd bua Susil
Singh: Sushma husband Neha / Dipti: inki do ladkiya

Chacha:- han babu ji kon hai

Dadaji:- dekh mera bada pota aaya hai maine aage jakar unke aur Chachi ke pair chhuye

Chachi /Chacha:- jeete raho khush raho

Dad:- babu ji pota nahi aapka damad hai

Chachi:- kya matlab damad

Maa:- han yeh aur Sona ek dusre ko pyaar karte hain

Dada ji:- arre wah ek sath do khushi

Chacha:- beta tumhara bohat shukriya hum MLA hokar bhi kuch nahi kar paye jo tumne
ek din main kar diya

Main:- apne Dad ko main nahi bachaunga to beta aur damad kis kaam ka

Tulsi:- chalo agar aap logo ka milap ho gya ho rakhi bandh le

Abhinav:- ja behna hum tera hi intezar kar rahe the

Neha:- han didi kab se yeh sab aise bethe hain mera gift bhi nahi diya

Main:- (mann main) abe bhul gya

Main:- ek minute main gift to car main bhul gya main Dad ko lekar bahar aaya

Main:- Dad main gift to liye hi nahi Dad ne ATM card diya

Main:- iss ki koi jarurat nahi par phir maine le liya

Dad:- ja jakar jaldi le kar aa maine dimag lagaya

Main:- aaj shati mere bhi kuch kaam aayengi maine waha par sab ko ussi halat main rok
diya aur waha se sedha ek mall main pahuncha aur jaldi jaldi 12 diamond ke necklace liye
wo sab mujhe ghurne lage

Main:- yeh lo card jaldi karo phir ek shop se 12 dress pack karwai aur Dad ke card se
payement ki aur dono bag lekar ghar aaya aur sabko relax kar diya

Dada:- gya nahi abhi

Main:- aa bhi gya yeh dekho

Dad:- acha beta la do mujhe bhi de

Main:- kya aap bhi bhul gaye the

Dad:- baap kiska hon maine unhe do necklace diya aur maa ke liye jo saadi li woh unhe de
di

Dad:- wah beta ho toh tere jaisa

Sona:- yeh sab kaha rakhna hai

Dad:- arre peche rakhna tha

Main:- pehle aap sab log bandh lo sab se last main bandhawaunga Abhinav aur Vikas
mujhe ghur rahe the

Arpit:- han sabse pehle main phir sab ne un teeno ko bandha dono bua ne Dad aur Chacha
ko

Geeta:- arre bhaiya yeh aapka sab se acha gift hai

Sushma:- han aur mehanga bhi

Dad:- arre mera sab kuch tumhara hi to hai

Main:- ruk jao bua ji abhi mera bhi reh gya hai

Geeta:- tu to apni behno ko dega

Main:- bua bhi to behno jaise hoti hai naa

Geeta:- bhaiya aap ne jitna iske bare main kaha tha yeh uss se badh kar hai

Dada ji:- abhi aise sahi se dekha kaha hai ab meri baari aayi

Main:- sab ke sab ek sath bandho

Dipiti:- aisa to hum pehli baar karenge

Neha:- han maja aayega sab bandhne lage kabhi kisi ka hath ek se takrata aur kabhi dusre
se

Tulsi:- Sona idhar aa aur iss ka hath tight se sedha kar ke pakda phir sab ne rakhi bandh di
Main:- Tulsi didi aap ka yeh Neha did aap ka aur yeh tum dono ka Dipiti aur Sweety ka
Abhinav mujhe kha jane jane wali nazro se dekh raha tha maine dhayan nahi diya

Sweety:- maa dekho kitna pyaara necklace aur dress hai

Chachi:- han beta bohat acha hai

Main:- ab mera gift kaha hai

Neha:- kaisa gift bhai

Main:- arre mujhe bhi to kuch milna chahiye na Sweety bas aap bolo

Sona:- tum sab in ko ek pyaari si kiss de do

Main:- (mann main) yeh jyada mann padhne lagi hai sab ne kiss diya kisi ne gaal par to kisi
ne maathe par phir maine bua maa aur Chachi ko bhi gift diya

Chachi:- iss ki kya jarurat hai

Main:- har chij ki jarurat padti hai Sona ka mouh latka hua tha main usse side main lekar
gya

Main:- kya hua baby

Sona:- sabke liye laye par mere liye nahi

Main:- aisa ho sakta hai kya? maine necklace jeb se nikala aur usse pehna diya

Main:- bas aise hi muskurati raho

Neha:- arre didi apka to sab se beautiful hai

Sona:- chalo khana khate hain sab ne khana khaya main utha hi tha ki mera phone baja

Main:- haan didi bolo

Shikha:- hum sab pohanch gaye hain

Main:- aata hon

Main:- maa main ja raha hon ek mahina lagega

Tulsi:- kal hi to aaya tha

Chacha:- kaam kya karta hai

Dad:- RAW ka agent hai

Main:- Dad yeh kya sab ke sab khade ho gaye

Maa:- arre inki yeh majak karne ki aadat nahi gayi

Chacha:- bhabi aap hume bevakuff nahi banao bhaiya kabhi aisa mazak nahi karte

Dad:- arre kya hua sab apne hi to hai naa

Main:- iss liye to

Abhinav:- kya sach main tum agent ho

Sweety:- woh ek tha tiger main Salman jaise

Main:- han par main tiger nahi Joker hon

Sab:- Joker

Dad:- arre han tv par aata rahta hai

Neha:- bhai aap sach main wo wale Joker ho

Main:- haan main wahi hon kyu kya karna hai Sweety ne usse hataya aur mera gaal
chumne lagi

Main:- kya hua Sweety kya baat hai

Sweety:- bhai ek baar maine aise hi keh diya tha ki main Joker matlab aapko janti hon tab
se college main mujhe koi nahi chedta

Abhinav:- kya aap wo mask laye ho abhi

Chachi:- ab kya uss se circus karwaoge

Main:- arre Chachi ab pata chal gya hai to dekh lene do

Vikas:- yeh maja aayega hum sab hall main aaye

Main:- aap sab beth jao aur dekho ek trailer sab beth gaye aur main thoda peche gya aur
mud gya aur mask pehen liya phir muda sab ke sab dar gaye mujhe maja aaya maine
gardan se talwar nikali Dipti chillane lagi

Main:- dekho chillaogi to sab band

Geeta:- yeh pagal chup chap beth phir main talwar baazi ki
Main:- kisne daav sikhna hai sab ne hath khade kar diye par Abhinav to khadha ho gya

Main:- aa ja bhai tu aa wo aaya maine usse pakad liya

Main:- ab apna pair mere pair main fasa lo aur hatho ko jhatka dena uss ne waisa kiya
main niche gira halaki main bach sakta tha par phir sikhata kya aur bhi do teen sikhaye

Main:- bas trailer khatam sab ke sab selfi lene aaye

Main:- nahi yeh sab nahi

Dipti:- kyu bhai kya galat hai

Main:- agar kisi ne dekh liya to tum log khatre main pad jaoge

Chacha:- haan baacho yeh thek keh raha hai sab ke sab mayus ho gaye

Sona:- tum log inke sath bina shirt ke le lo na ekdum dhaansu body hai

Main:- tu pagal ho gayi hai kya

Neha:- han bhai yeh acha suggestion mask nahi to fighter ki body hi sahi

Main:- thek hai bua maa Chachi aap log yaha se jao Chachi jane lagi par bua ne unhe pakad
liya

Geeta:- kyu apni behno ko dhika sakta hai maa aur Chachi ko nahi

Chachi:- nahi rahne de bhai kahi tere sath bhag gayi toh

Chachi:- aap aklele main milo tab bataungi aur tu ab sharmata hi rahega ke shirt nikalega

Main:- yeh kaam Sona karegi

Sona:- main kyu

Main:- idea tera hai tu hi kar

Neha:- maa aap video banana

Sushma:- tu chinata mat kar Sona mere button kholne lagi uss ke gaal sharam se laal
tamatar ho gaye uss ne last button bhi khol diya aur mere piche aa kar meri shirt utar di
sab ke sab ek tak mujhe dekh rahe the jaise kabhi dekha na ho Sweety mere paass aayi
bhaiya pehle main

Main:- han thek hai sab ke sath photo hone ke baad maine shirt pehni
Dipti:- yeh hamari sab se achi aur exciting raksha bandan hai

Main:- aap log maje karo main chala Sona jara tum idhar aana Sona mere pas aayi

Main:- Neha didi yaha aana

Neha:- han bolo unke kaan me

Main:- didi koi room batana kuch baat karni hai wo muskurayi aur ek room main le gayi

Sona:- kab tak aaoge

Main:- lagta hai ek mahina lag jayega

Sona:- itna kyu

Main:- ek aur kaam hai woh pura karna hai Sona mere gale lag gayi jaldi aane ki koshish
karna

Main:- thek ab main chalta hon apna dhayan rakhna maine bacha hua ek necklace aur
dress li jo Shikha didi ke liye li thi aur waha pahunch gya uss ghar ko dekh kar mera sar
dard karne laga maine Shikha didi ko phone kiya kyuki main bahar khada tha

Shikha:- han andar aa jao

Main:- nahi aap room main kiske sath ho Shikha main akeli hon wo dono niche hain main
sedha room main gya

Shikha:- arre yeh kya laya hai

Main:- aap ke liye hai aaj raakhi hai naa

Shikha:- jab tak meri sab behne tujhe nahi bandhengi main bhi nahi bandhungi maine
packet wahi rakh diya

Main:- chalo phir

Shikha:- tum bahar wait karo main un dono ko le kar aati hon

Main:- thek hai phir main jakar Arav ko lekar aaya aur un sabke sath RAW agency
pahuncha

Mohan:- dekho yeh mission thoda hat kar hai yaha kuch din tum sabko observe karna
hoga jab gadbad lage tab hi kuch karna

Main:- han mujhe pata tha aap yahi bologe

Arav:- par aap ne to emergency kaha tha

Mohan:- han to itne din observe karna hai to time to chahiye na

Main:- thek hai sir kaha jana hai

Mohan:- yaha ke kuch sea ports delivery hone ki sambhavana hai

Main:- ok phir chalte hain

Mohan:- DD tumhe yeh face change karna hoga tumhare piche bohat se log pade hue
hain

Main:- sir nahi ek baar pehle hi change kar chuka hon

Mohan:- jaisa tum thek samjho

Main:- Shikha darts le lena aur kuch sedative

Shikha:- ok

Main:- aur Jagpreet tum drone ko check kar lena picli baar ki tarah koi galti na ho

Jagpreet:- ok sir

Nitika:- main

Main:- hum hotel main ek business man ke hissab se rukenge tum meri secretary banogi
ja kar apna make up kar lo aur sir aap sea ke pas jo hotel hai waha booking karwa do aur
haan ek first floor par dusra 3 par aur ek sabse opar wale floor par

Mohan:- ho gya samjho

Main:- to guys lag jao apne kaam par sab apne kaam main busy ho gaye maine suit pehna
aur tie laga kar tayar hua aur prince ne BMW modify ki thi main Nitika ko lekar hotel ki
taraf nikal pada maine raaste main car rukwa li aur security camera ko dhayann se dekha

Main:- Nitika jara Jagpreet ko kaho ki iss camere ki sari recording nikal kar rakhe

Nitika:- ok sir

Masoom:- oh tu yaha ghum rahe ho iss ke sath main sakpaka gya

Main:- tum yaha kya kar rahi ho

Masoom:- oh sorry maine tum logo ko distutb kiya maine ussi khich kar car main betha
diya aur car aage badha di

Main:- baby kyu naaraj ho rahi ho tumne hi to kaha hai kaam karne ko

Masoom:- iss ke sath aise kaam kar rahe ho

Main:- baby yeh mere team hai in se badtamizi nahi

Nitika:- koi baat nahi sir

Masoom:- tum jyada bano mat pata nahi kya jadu kiya hai mujhe ek phone tak nahi kiya
main kuch bolne hi wala tha ke

Driver:- sir hotel aa gya hai main dono ko lekar utar gya aur andar gya

Main:- Sameer aur Nisha (identity chupane ke liye) ke booking hai yaha par maine keys li
ek Nitika ko de kar

Main:- raat ko room main milna ok

Nitika:- thek wo dono bhi aate honge main Masoom ko lekar room main aaya

Masoom:- haan ab bolo kya natak banaya hai maine usse sari baat samjhai kyu phone
nahi kiya aur uss se milne main late kyu hua Masoom rone lagi

Main:- kya hua baby tum roo kyu rahi ho mujhe maar lo par aisa mat karo wo mere gale
lag gayi

Masoom:- ab mujh se dur mat jana main sah nahi paongi

Main:- tumhare bina mere jindgi main kuch nahi hai

Masoom:- main janti hon ke kaise tumhare bina rahti hon

Main:- main jald hi tumhe apna bana lunga

Masoom:- sach keh rahe ho

Main:- haan aur ab main yeh kaam bhi chod dunga

Masoom:- itna pyaar karte ho

Main:- khud se bhi jyada aur meri Saloni didi kaisi hai
Masoom:- achi par tumko bohat yaad karti hai kuch din baad mera trip hai Kashmir ka
tumhe chalna hoga

Main:- thek hai ab mera gift Masoom aur main kiss karne lage mujhe kuch dikha maine
usse hata diya

Main:- han hello Shikha di apna bag lekar oper aao aur teeno ko bhi leti aana sab mere
room main aa gye maine Shikha didi ko gale laga liya

Shikha:- kya hua kuch bolo bhi

Main:- aap apne needle nikalo aur mera khon Masoom ko chadha do

Masoom:- kya hua hai bata to sahi

Main:- yeh mera order han abhi Shikha didi ne sab ready kar liya

Masoom:- main nahi karungi maine Nitika ko ishara kiya uss ne iss ki garden par halke se
mar ke behosh kar diya

Main:- didi jaldi karo abhi bohut kaam hai mera khon usse chadha diya gya

Main:- ab mera khon khud ko chadha lo

Shikha:- what kya keh rahe ho maine Nitika ko phir ishara kiya par Shikha chonk gayi

Shikha:- yeh sab mere par nahi chalega

Main:- aapko meri kasam

Shikha:- Dev kya pagal ho gya hai abhi tu ne usse khon diya hai

Main:- maine jo kaha hai wo karo

Arav:- iss ne kuch sooch samjh kar kaha hoga aap karo jo yeh keh raha hai phir mera khon
Shikha ko chadha diya

Main:- ab Arav to khud ko chadha le ruko ek kaam karo tum sab ek sath mera khon apne
andar inject karo

Sab:- what

Nitika:- hum sab kyu

Jagpreet:- haan na kya baat hai

Arav:- agar ab tera khon liya to tu mar jayega

Main:- tu janta hai main nahi mar sakta

Nitika:- par hum sab kaise

Main:- please meri baat maan lo sir ki tarah nahi to ek dost ki tarah Shikha didi ne mera
khon unhe bhi chada diya meri body peli pad gayi meri saas dherre hone lagi aur mere
sanse ruk gayi sab ke sab ghabra gaye Masoom uth chuki thi unho ne mujhe dekha aur
mujhe hilane lage

Masoom:- Dev utho kya kiya hai tum logo ne in ke sath Shikha bolane lagi

Masoom:- tum to ek Dr ho na sab janti ho phir bhi inka khon chus liya tum logo ne ab
main bhi zinda nahi rahongi uss ne pas pada chaku apne seene main gussa liya wo ek
chekh ke sath behosh ho gayi thodi der baad hi Masoom jaag gayi sab uske illaj main lage
the meri body side main padi thi uss ke ghav bahar chuke the wo mere pas aayi

Nitika:- yeh sab kya ho raha hai pehle blood transfer phir yeh mari hui Masoom zinda ho
gayi

Arav:- Dev ke pas supar powers hain iss ne bataya tha isse kuch kuch aage ki tasvere
dhikayi deti hain shayad hum b amarne wale the

Jagpreet:- kya main marna nahi chahti

Arav:- chinta mat karo jo khon ab tumhare andar hai uss se tumhari body ko kuch nahi
hoga Arav ne aage badh kar uss ka haan t kaat diya par ghaan w bahar gya

Nitika:- yeh sab kaise ho reh hai udhar Masoom beth rahi thi

Shikha:- hume isse khon chadana hoga Arav jaldi se blood ka intijam karo

Shikha:- hume aise khon chadana hoga Arav jaldi se blood ka intijam karo wo aur Nitika
waha se chale gaye

Masoom:- jaan uth jao main kabhi gussa nahi karungi tumhe jo mann aaye karo

Shikha:- hosla raankho sab thek hoga

Masoom:- didi aap logo ne kyu kiya tabhi mere sharir main halchal hui aur ek roshni hui
aur waha Guru ji aa gaye dono dar gaye

Guru ji:- mere bacho daro nahi aise kuch nahi hua
Masoom:- aa aap kon hoo

Guru ji:- main iska nachkatra guru hon aaj iss ne ek aisa kaam kiya jo shayad kisi ke liye
bhi muskil hota hai

Shikha:- kya kiya hai iss nai

Guru ji:- iss ne apni shaktiyo ka balidaan kiya keval tum logo ki jaan bachane ke liye tum
logo ke pas koi alukik taakat to nahi aayegi par han tum logo ko marna asambhav hoga

Masoom:- aap inhe thek kar do

Guru:- jo tum karne ja rahe the karo kyuki yeh ab ek aam insan hai iske mama ke dawara
di gaye injection ke karan jo shaktiya iss main thi wo hongi

Masoom:- kya inhe ab shaktiya wapas nahi milengi

Guru:- yeh mujhe nahi malum par haan tum logo ko marne se bacha kar iss ne parkati ke
niyamoo se khilwad kiya iss liye ab iss ki shaktiyo ka kuch ansh keval iss ki do dharam
patinyo main rahega

Masoom:- yeh aap kya keh rahe hain do patinyaa

Guru:- beta Janu aur Sona bhi iss ki patniya hain par yeh baat yeh tum se nahi keh pa raha
kyuki yeh sabse jyada tum se pyaar karta hai jab tak yeh kuch na bata de tum kuch jaahir
mat hone dena Masoom chup ho kar soch main pad gayi Guru ji Shikha se beta tum bhi
chinta mat karo jo tum soch rahi ho uska wakt jald hi aayega par ab tum logo ka kaam hai
hamesha iska sath dena iss liye nahi ke iss ne tumhari jaan bachai balki iss liye kyuki ab
yeh tum sab ko apni zindagi ka ek anmol hissa bana chuka hai

Guru:- par ek baat ka dhayan rakho yeh hamesha apne dil se kaam na le ab har kisi ko yeh
nahi bacha sakta jise jana hai usse to jana padega ab main chalta hon aur tum log bhi lout
jao

Shikha:- abhi hamara kaam bacha hai

Guru:- maine bataya na iss ne bhavisya ke sath ched chaad ki hai to ab jo hone wala tha
wo badal gya kyu ke yeh ghatna hi honi thi tum logo ke ant ke kiye aur wo ghayab ho gaye
yeh sab dekh aur sun kar Jagpreet ke pair jam gaye the Arav aur Nitika andar aaye aur
mujhe blood chada diya un logo ne main jab utha to subah ho rahi thi sun ki tez light mere
face par pad rahi thi maine side main dekha to sabke sab soo rahe hain koi chair par to
koi soffe par Masoom mujhe pakad kar soyi hui thi maine dheere se hath hataya aur
bathroom main chala gya thodi der baad bahar aaya Masoom ne mera matha chua kal
kya hua tumhe pata nahi hai kya

Main:- kya hua kya keh rahi ho kal aate hi main soo gya tha Masoom kuch soach kar acha
kuch khaoge

Main:- haan joro se bhuk lag rahi hai ab tum utho

Arav:- han kya hua

Main:- chal uth na kaam karna hai ki nahi

Arav:- wo to ho gya pura Shikha ne unhe sab bata diya tha

Main:- kisne kiya Shikha uthte hue wo kal hi unka truck pakda gya

Masoom:- tumhe mere sath Kashmir jana hai

Main:- kyu

Masoom:- kal bataya tha na

Main:- thek hai chalunga

Masoom:- arre haan Sona ko bhi lete aana aur Arav bhai aap apni behan ko lana sab sath
main masti karenge

Main:- (mann main) isse aaj kya hua hai main Arav aur Shikha ko side main le gya

Main:- tum logo ne kuch bataya hai kya

Arav:- na bhai kuch nahi

Main:- Janu to iss ki friend hai par yeh Sona ko kyu bula rahi hai

Arav:- abe acha hai na tu kyu tention le raha hai tera to fayda hai

Main:- han hai to par

Shikha:- chodo bhi dekho nashta aa gya hum sab ne nashta kiya aur apne apne ghar chale

Main:- yaar yeh kya ho raha hai Masoom kafi der aise hi khadi rahi par baad main uss ne
kal ki sari baat aur Guru ji ki kuch baate bata di

Arav:- chal ab car se chalein

Main:- han chalo uske baad maine Masoom ko ghar choda aur Arav ke sath Haryana ki
taraf nikal pada hum dono apni masti main ja rahe the hum shahar se kafi dur nikal aaye
the maine shortcut raste par gaadi douda di jo jungal se hokar jati the

Arav:- bhai tu ne aisa kyu kiya hamari jaan ke liye apni shaktiya kho di

Main:- tum logo se badh kar mere liye koi nahi hai

Arav:- par aisa kaise hua ke hume khon dene se teri shaktiya chali gayi

Main:- yaar main koi janam jaat shaktiya lekar thodi paida hua tha

Arav:- yaar par aisa kaise hota hai kuch samjh main nahi aa raha

Main:- tu in saktiyoo ke bare main pooch raha hai mujhe to yeh samjh main nahi aa raha
ki mere sath kya ho raha hai pehle meri zindagi main teen ladkiya aaye uske baad main
ek killer ban jata hon

Arav:- killer nahi agent

Main:- han jo bhi hai uske baad mujhe pata chalta hai jiske sath main kaam karta hon wo
mere Chacha ki ladki hai par itna kafi nahi tha meri gf jis jagah main padne gayi wahi par
meri sagi behne padti hain aur phir jab main mission par aaya to pata chala ki tum sab ko
hi kisi ne mar diya

Arav:- acha toh yeh dekha tha

Main:- haan mujhe sab yaad hai bas main agar kuch bolta to sab mere oper chad jati

Arav:- wo to hai tu ne sab ki jaan nikal di thi par kon hai jo hame marna chata hai

Main:- hume iss mission ke bare main Mohan sir ne bataya par Nitika ko bhi marte hue
dekha tha wo to nahi ho sakti mujhe lagta hai ke koi training base wala hi hoga kyuki un
sab ke elawa hamari sachayi koi nahi janta

Arav:- haan ho sakta hai kayi log waha tujhese jalte bhi to the

Main:- achank break lagaya

Arav:- kya hua bhai

Main:- saale samne dekh

Arav:- ohh teri meri to gaand fat rahi hai bhai

Main:- meri bhi bhai par yeh kya hai

Arav:- sahi se dikh nahi raha yaar tabhi ek ladka aaya hamare window mirror par wo khon
main sana hua tha maine mirror niche kiya

Ladka:- mujhe bachao itna hi bol paya ki piche se ek khatarnaak si chij uske sar se nikalti
hui hum dono ke samne se dusre mirror ke aar par ho gye hum chup chaap bethe rahe
thodi der baad wo hath jaisa jo bhi tha bahar nikla rasta sunsan tha aur bhara bhi hota to
koi kya karta

Arav:- bhai gaadi reverse le maine gaadi reverse li ke ek laash hamari gaadi par giri maine
gaadi rok di aur hum ek dusre ko dekhne lage kisi ne hamara gate khola wo kuch bola par
samjh main nahi aaya par aisa lag raha tha bahar nikalne ko keh raha hai hum dono bahar
nikal aaye woh kuch bole ja raha tha

Main:- yeh behnchod kya bak raha hai

Arav:- wo to chod yeh hai kya tabhi peche se ek ladki aaye par ladki kam tatto ki rani lag
rahi thi har jagah tattoo hath kaan naak pair jane do kya lena hume

Ladki:- tum dono mere sath chalo

Main:- kaha jana hai uss ne kuch kaha un ajeeb se jeewo se

Main:- aahh abe jalta kyu hai chalo jaha jana hai main aur Arav unke peche chalne lage

Arav:- bhai yeh kaha lekar ja rahe hain

Main:- abe darta kyu hai kon sa yeh hume maar payenge

Ladki:- hamare pas maarne ke bohat se tarike hain hum dono chup chaap chalne lage
thodi der baad hum ek water fall (jharana) ke pas pahunche

Main:- bhai oper dekh kitna bada hai yaar

Arav:- han bhai bohut bada jharna hai yeh to

Ladki:- chalo andar chalo

Main:- kaha jharne ke andar

Ladki:- haan uss ne hume dhakka de diya

Arav:- bhai aisa bhi kuch dekhunga socha na tha

Main:- han yaar par hum yaha aaye kyu hain

Ladki:- humare Maharaj ne bulaya hai yeh Giriraaj Mahraj ka raajye hai aur tumne unki
sima main ghuspeth ki hai

Arav:- tujhse kaha tha jyada shortcut mat le ab dekh le

Main:- abe tu ne bhi to kaha tha thek hai

Ladki:- tum apni bakwaas band karo

Main:- to hume kya karna hai

Ladki:- wo to Senapati ji hi batayenge wo hume ek ghar me le gayi bhai kya ghar tha ekdum
mast sab kuch sapne jaisa lag raha tha

Arav:- wo dekh saala sone ki kursi

Main:- abe udhar dekh kya mast table saja hai tabhi waha par ek aadmi aaya uss ne itna
bhari suit pehna tha ki main hota to zindgi bahar kamar seedhi nahi kar pata

Senapati:- Sura

Sura:- Nura yeh kon hai (ladki: Nura)

Nura:- Senapati ji yeh hamare raaj ki seema main ghuspeth karte hue pakde gaye hain
bakiyo ko humne mar diya par in dono par shaktiyo ka koi asar nahi hua

Sura:- acha to phir in ki atma ke tukde kar do

Main:- kya atma ke tukde nahi bhai aisa mat karo

Sura:- toh tumne hamari seema main aane ki himmat kyu ki

Main:- hum rasta bhatak gaye the

Nura:- to tum logo par hamari shaktiyo ka asar kyu nahi hua

Main:- kyuki mere andar shaktiya han aur iss ke andar mera khon

Sura:- kaisi shaktiya

Main:- jaise ki ghayab hona ek jagah se dusri jagah jana aur bhi hain par mujhe unke bare
main gyaan nahi hai Nura aage aayi aur mere sar par hath rakha

Nura:- yeh ashambhav hai aisa nahi ho sakta

Sura:- kya hua kya baat ha

Nura:- yeh mritant Guru ji ke shishya (student) hain sab ke sab neeche apne ghutno par
jhuk gaye

Main:- yeh kya kar rahe ho tum log abhi to marne ko keh rahe the Sura apna chaku aage
kar deta hai

Sura:- maalik aap meri jaban kaat dijiye

Main:- pehle aap log khade ho jao aur yeh batao ki yeh Guru ji kon hai

Sura:- maalik bohat saalo pehle ek Guru ji the jinka naam mritant tha unke pas ashim
shaktiya thi wo apna ek gurukul chalaate the jis main kayi baacho ko shiksha dete the
kyuki un ko baacho ko padana aur apni gyaan ko bantna acha lagta tha par ek din un ke
ek shishya ne dhoke se unki sadhana ke duran unke khane main zahar mila diya wo apne
shishyo par vishwas karte the to unhone khana kha liya par zahar kya unhe maar pata
unhone apne shishyoo ka imtehaan lena chaha to unhone chilaana shuru kar diya sare
shishya waha par aaye to dekha ki un ke mouh se khon aur jhaag nikal raha hai koi kuch
nahi kar raha tha ki ek shishya unhe bejwar kinaane laga tha ki jis ne zahar milaya tha uss
ne kisi jaduyi chij se war kiya to uss shishya ne uss war ko apne opar le liya aur wahi mar
gya wo chup ho gya

Main:- aage kya hua

Sura:- tab Guru ji uske andar sama gaye aur ek bhawisya waani hui ki main tab aaunga jab
kalyug ka prabhav bohat jyada hoga tab tak mera yeh shishya mera partindhi hoga

Main:- toh phir main kaha hon iss main jo mujhe sunayi yeh kahani

Nura:- wo shishya aap hi to hain

Main:- kya mere andar wo hai

Nura:- log kahte hain ki uss shishya ke andar unki ek kahavi hai jab tak wo khud ko sabit
nahi kar deta tab tak wo unke asli roop se nahi mil payega

Main:- par wo matlab main hon kon

Sura:- aap ek bohat bade rajaya aur hum sab ke raja hua karte the kyuki aap ek raja ke
bete the jo waha shiksha lene gaye the

Main:- jab yeh baat saalo pehle ki hai to phir main ab zinda kaise hua aur mara kaise
Nura:- apne khud ko mar diya tha

Main:- kya maine khud

Nura:- haan

Main:- par kyu

Nura:- yeh to hume nahi pata

Main:- hi bhagwan yeh sab kya bol rahe ho tum

Nura:- han hum wahi bata rahe hain jo sach hai

Main:- yeh sab ek kahani jaise lagta hai par hai sach

Sura:- maalik aap ab kuch bhi samjhe jo sach hai wo to hai

Main:- acha to main ab chalta hon

Sura:- aap bahar nahi ja paoge

Main:- kyu

Sura:- kyuki uss jharne ke par jab koi insan aata hai to uska ansh hi bahar ja sakta hai wo
khud nahi jab tak ki wo uss se jyada shaktishali na ho

Nura:- aur aap abhi kamjor hain aap ki shaktiyo par band laga hua hai

Main:- meri shaktiya chali gayi hain

Nura:- nahi wo jo bhi aap sab ne dekha wo ek chalawa tha jo kis karan aaya main nahi
janti

Arav:- par aapko kaise pata

Nura:- main ek mimik hon kisi bhi insan ka past dekh sakti hon

Main:- toh phir meri yaddash ka kuch karo uss ne kuch pada aur ek cup uss ke hath main
aaya uss ne apne ek bund khon uss main dala

Nura:- yeh lijiye isse pi lain

Main:- iss se mujhe sab yaad aa jayega

Nura:- jab koi purani yadash se judi chij aap se milegi to dheere dherre yaad aane lagega
Main:- par bahar kaise jaonga

Sura:- aap mere sath chalein phir hum dono ek kamre main pahunch gaye Sura ab aap log
iss par let jaye hum dono let gaye ab aap log apni ankhe band kar lein aur yaad rahe yaha
ka samye aapke samyae se ek mass aage hai

Main:- matlab

Sura:- jab aap bahar jayenge to apko yaha aaye ek mass ho gya hoga

Main:- kuch hi ghanto main chalo jadi karo

Nura:- aapko apni shaktiya paa kar yaha aana hoga apna sharir lene kyuki bahar jo hoga
wo apna ek ansh hoga uske baad uss ne kuch pada aur hum dono car main the

Arav:- bhai tu aur kya kya dikhaye ga iss zindagi main

Main:- pata nahi yaar par kya jagah thi ekdum swarg jaise

Arav:- haan bhai yeh to hai ab chal ghar hum dono waha se nikal pade karib 15 ghante
baad jaise taise Arav ke ghar pahunch gaye

Main:- bhai aaj main yahi rukunga bohat thak gya hon

Arav:- haan tera hi to ghar hai hum dono andar aaye raat sab soo rahe the

Arav:- yeh le tu Janu ke kamre main soo ja maine chabi li aur door unlock kar ke andar gya
Janu soo rahi thi main dheere se uske pas let gya sach kahte hain ladkiya sote hue kafi
cute lagti hain kyuki bak bak jo nahi karti maine uske honto ko chua kitne naram aur
mulayam hain main uske gaalo ko chumne laga ki uski ankhe khul gayi wo kuch boli nahi
aur ankhe band kar li

Janu:- pata nahi kya kiya hai tumne raat ko bhi tumhi dikhayi dete ho

Main:- kya din main nahi

Janu:- har wakt bas tumhari baho main rehne ka mann karta hai

Main:- ho to abhi

Janu:- yeh to ek sapna hai maine uski kamar ko pakad liya

Main:- to sapne ka maja lo

Janu:- kaash yeh sacch ho

Main:- oyye nasha karne lagi hai kya chal uth dekh main yahi hon Janu jahtt se beth gayi
aur mujhe dekha aur mujhe chumne lagi

Janu:- you cheater wo mere oper kud gayi aur mujhe kiss karne lagi maine usse hataya

Janu:- kya hua maine usse palat kar gira diya aur uske honto ko chunsne laga

Janu:- tumne kitna tadpaya hai

Main:- acha toh tadap bhunja deta hon main uski sart ke opar se hi uske nipples par jebh
phernai laga Janu bed sheet ko khichne lagi uaa auuuuuu aa maine uske nipple ko kaat
liya

Janu:- ouucchh maaa kato mat main uski gardan chatane laga aur hatho se uske nipples
khichne laga

Janu:- please ruk jao jaan main ruk nahi paoungi maine apna kaam start kar diya

Janu:- ohh please ruk jao ohh main gayiii usne mujhe kash kar pakad liya aur taange mer
opar jakad li

Janu:- ohh my god kya kar diya tumne

Main:- maine kya kiya tum se itna bhi control nahi hua

Janu:- aaj se pehle maine aisa orgasam feel nahi kiya

Main:- orgasam

Janu:- han aaj kafi halka mahsus ho raha hai

Main:- mera to kuch hua hi nahi abhi to shuru bhi nahi kiya

Janu:- please ab mujhe sone do mujhe neend aa rahi hai main hat gya wo bathroom main
chali gayi aur thodi der baad wo bathroom se wapas aayi

Janu:- tum bohat shaitaan hote jaaa rahe ho

Main:- acha jab itni khobsurat ladki pas main ho to shaitani nahi to kya kare

Janu:- par tum auro se alag ho kabhi bhi aage badne ke liye na hi force karte ho na kohsish
main uska chehra pas laa kar arre pagal main koi tumhare jism se pyaar thodi karta hon
main to tum se pyaar karta hon aur pyaar main jor jabardasti nahi hoti

Janu:- iss ka matlab main achi nahi hon

Main:- kar di na wahi baat jao main baat nahi karta main dusri taraf mouh kar ke soo gya

Janu:- arre baba main to majak kar rahi thi main kuch nahi bola

Janu:- kuch to bolo na main chup raha

Janu:- dekho aisa mat karo mujhe acha nahi lag raha

Main:- soo jao tumhe neend aa rahi hai

Janu:- ab maan bhi jao na ek to itne dino baad mile ho aur naaraj ho rahe jabki mujhe
hona chahiye tha main uski taraf muda dobara kabhi aise baat mat karna Janu kan pakate
hue sorry ab apna hath do mujhe sonna hai hum dono aise hi soo gaye subah jab neend
khuli to Janu kisi se baat kar rahi thi

Main:- kon hai

Janu:- Masoom hai trip par Kashmir main hai

Main:- kya ohh shit jaldi se tayar ho jao

Janu:- chal baad main baat karti hon koi aaya hai

Masoom:- ok thek hai

Main:- wo kab gayi hai

Janu:- 5 din hue hain abhi to 25 din aur wahi rahegi maine phone liya aur Arav ko phone
kiya

Arav:- han bhai kya hua

Main:- yaar jara Kashmir ke teen ticket karwa de

Arav:- ok abhi karwata hon

Main:- aisa kar apna bhi karwa lena

Arav:- ok

Janu:- Kashmir kon ja raha hai

Main:- tum main Sona aur Arav

Janu:- kya tumne Masoom ko sab bata diya hai

Main:- pagal ho kya bas tumhara bhi ghumna ho jayega jaldi ready ho jao main Sona ko
lekar aata hon main bhagta hua gaadi lekar ghar ki ore nikal pada ghar par Tulsi di aur
Sona hi thi

Main:- maa kaha hai

Tulsi:- arre tum aa gaye aa ja nashta kar

Main:- maa kaha hai

Tulsi:- woh Papa ke sath bahar gayi hain un ko aane main kayi din lagenge

Main:- tab to apko akela nahi chod sakta maine Arav se ek aur ticket karwa liya hamari
flight 12 baje ki thi

Main:- didi Sona kaha hai

Tulsi:- oper room main pad rahi hai

Main:- arre waah yeh to badiya hai main room main gya

Main:- Sona main aa gya

Sona:- toh kya karu

Main:- ab chodo bhi aur tayar ho jao hum ghumne ja rahe hain

Sona:- sacch main

Main:- haan jaldi se ready ho jao aur mera samaan bhi pack kar do 12 baje ki flight hai

Sona:- flight kyu hum to waise bhi ja sakte hain

Main:- wo sab baad main jo kaha hai wo karo

Sona:- haan thek hai gussa kyu kar rahe ho maine Masoom ko call ki

Main:- hello baby kaha ho

Masoom:- tum badtamiz kahi ke jhutte tumne kaha tha mere sath aaoge aur na jane kaha
ghayab ho gaye

Main:- arre ruk to sahi sab aa kar bata dunga tum kaha ruki ho address send kar do
Masoom ne msg bheja phir Sona aur didi ko lekar Arav ke ghar aur waha se sedha airpot
aur nikal pade Kashmir ki ore Sona aur Janu aapas main kuch baate kar rahe thi
Main:- kya baate ho rahi hain

Sona:- ladkiyo ki baato ko sun kar kya karoge

Main:- kyu jab ladkiyo ko jhel sakta hon to unki batao ko kyu nahi

Janu:- eey Mr aap hume nahi hum aapko jhel rahe hain

Main:- Sona yeh galat hai sidhi sadhi ladki ko bigad rahi ho

Sona:- acha main bigad rahi hon to kal raat tum kya kar rahe thi meri to hawa nikal gayi
yeh ladkiya bhi na koi baat pet main nahi rehti

Janu:- kaha kho gaye

Sona:- kaal raat ke sapne ma

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai wo main to bas yeh soch raha tha ki

Sona:- na baba na main nai karne wali kuch

Main:- tum manoge nahi wo dono hasane lagi

Janu:- shakal to dekho Ac main bhi pasina aa raha hai maine hath lagaya to sacch main
mere face par pasina tha

Main:- yaar tum log to abhi se dara rahi ho mera na jane kya hoga

Sona:- wahi hoga jo manjure dilruba hoga meri bhi hasi chhut gayi

Aadmi:- kya aap log saant rahenge

Main:- ohh sorry sir tum log thoda dheere bolo

Air Hostess:- sir kya aap kuch lenge?

Main:- aap pyaar se dogi to le lenge

Air Hostess:- kya sir

Main:- kya hai aapke pass

Air Hostess:- aapke liye sab kuch Janu mere hath par nochne lagi

Main:- kuch garam milega

Air Hostess:- par aap to pehle se hi hot dikh rahe ho

Main:- toh kuch thanda hi pila do par mitha ho

Sona:- diabetes ho jayegi

Air Hostess:- koi baat nahi humare pas sugar free bhi hai

Main:- to de do na

Air Hostess:- ye le jiye na maine aage hath badhaya de dijiye na maine ice cream le li

Sona:- kha lo laar gir rahi hai main aur Air Hostess hasne lage par wo dono gusse main tap
rahi thi maine usse ek ghadi de

Main:- situation ko kafi achi tarah samjhti ho

Air Hostess:- thanks sir par yeh kyu

Main:- bas mujhe acha laga to tumhe bhi to acha lagna chahiye by the way tumhara naam

Air Hostess:- Priya

Main:- sweet name nice to meet u

Priya:- my pleasure sir wo chali gayi Sona ne mere kaan pakda

Main:- aahh kya kar rahi ho log hans rahe hain

Sona:- yeh sab kya kar rahe the

Main:- bas thoda sa

Janu:- yeh thoda se nahi tha agar mujhe gussa aa gya na to tum soch nahi sakte kya hoga

Main:- saant ho jao mere raniyoo saant

Sona:- usse 10 hajar kyu di aur hume kuch bhi nahi maine jeb se do card nikale

Main:- yeh Janu ka aur yeh Sona ka

Janu:- ye kyu

Main:- dekho yeh 500 crore tumhara aur yeh 500 crore tumhara dono ke hath se card
chhut gya

Main:- kya kar rahi ho

Sona:- tum majak kar rahe ho na

Main:- nahi baba

Janu:- itne sare paise kaha se

Main:- ab underworld ko khatam karne ke badle main kuch to lena hi tha

Sona:- par yeh sab sarkar ka hai

Main:- sab ke sab ek jaise hain tum kya sochti ho yeh in paise ko garibo main baant denge
sab ke sab chor hain kha jayenge isse

Janu:- tum kya karoge

Main:- ek buisness shuru karunga aur be rojgaaro ko kaam dunga Sona mere gale lag gayi
sorry maine tumhe galat samjha

Main:- issi liye abhi tak maine yeh baat Arav ko bhi nahi batayi wo bhi bina baat ke sawal
karega

Janu:- mujhe aise mat ghuroo main kisi ko kuch nahi bataungi

Main:- batana bhi mat aur jara in hi utthao pata nahi aate hi kaise soo gayi

Sona:- wo galti se sar dard ki jagah maine didi ko neend ki goli de di

Main:- aur karo baate

Janu:- jane do na jo ho gya soo ho gya

Main:- ab utha bhi do kuch hi der main land hona hai Sona un par pani ki chite marti hai

Tulsi:- nahi chod do mujhe main aage se yaha nahi aaungi maine unhe hilaya kya hua didi
chup ho jao

Aadmi:- yaar tum log kisi chidiya ghar se aaye ho kya kitna shor machate ho

Main:- sir ek baar aur sorry phir hum thodi der pahunch gaye maine ek taxi li aur nilkal
pade resort ki taraf resort pahunch kar maine teen room book karawye pata nahi kyu
dono ek hi room main rehna chahti thi main Tulsi didi aur Arav ko unke room aur main
pahuncha massom ke gate par knock knock koi reply nahi knock knock

Masoom:- aa rahi hon ruk nahi sakte kya uss ne gate khola maine usse dekh kar smile ki
par wo bina kuch bole wapas chali gayi main andar jakar gate lock kar diya

Main:- arre baby kya hua suno to sahi

Masoom:- tumhara yeh roj ka hai ek din milne aaye aur wada bhi kiya tha

Main:- pehle sun lo maine usse sari baate bataye wo mere se chipak gayi

Masoom:- sorry meri wajah se tumhari shaktiya chali gayi aur main tumhe gussa dikha
rahi hon

Main:- arre tum bhi na baat baat par emotional ho jati ho chalo jara ghum kar aate hain
aur wo sab bhi aa gayi aur didi bhi

Masoom:- thek hai chalo main ready hokar aati hon woh tayar hokar aayi

Main:- itna tight pehanna jaruri hai kya

Masoom:- arre jaan yeh to fashion hai

Main:- haan acha hai chalo maine sabko phone karke bula liya aur Sona ne bhi kisi ko call
kar diya hum dono niche aaye to wo sab wahi the par waha ek shakhs aur bhi tha

Masoom:- arre aap sab aaye ho

Tulsi:- haan yeh mana hi nahi

Masoom:- acha hi to hai aur tu waha kyu khadi hai maine usse dekha mujhe pata nahi kya
hua aur bhag kar laga liya wo pehle to thoda chhutne ki koshish ki par baad main mujhe
kas ke pakad liya Arav jo juice pi raha tha uske mouh se juice nikal gya wo khansne laga
mera dhayan tuta

Main:- I am really sorry Miss Masoom kya kar rahi ho

Saloni:- yeh kon hai

Masoom:- Dev mere boyfriend

Janu/Sona:- humare bhi

Saloni:- kya Arav khansne laga

Janu:- hamare bhi bhai ka dost

Sona:- mere di ke bhai

Main:- arre chodo yeh sab chalo bahar hum sab bahar aaye

Main:- excuse me kya yaha koi dekhne ke liye achi jagah hai
Staff:- yes sir resort ke piche ek bohat bada jungal hai aur pahadi se bohat acha najara
hota hai main sabko lekar nikal pada humne khane pine ka samaan bhi bag main le liya
hum aage badh rahe the

Saloni:- aapka naam kya hai

Main:- Dev aur apka

Saloni:- mera naam Saloni ek minute aap ne kya kaha

Janu:- Dev kyu kya hua

Saloni:- nahi bas aise hi kisi ki yaad aa gayi

Main:- koyi apna hai kya

Saloni:- uss se bhi badh kar meri zindagi hai wo sab usse ghurne lage

Janu:- kya hua kahi unki idea

Masoom:- chup karo tum wo bas kho gaye hai

Saloni:- han shayad aisa hi ho par apne mujhe gale kyu lagaya

Main:- wohi to main samjh nahi paaya peche se

Ladka:- humare gale lag jao hum bata denge hum peche mude waha 6-7 ladke the

Arav:- kyu khali peli time bekar kar raha hai nikal yaha se

Ladka 2:- do ladke aur 5 ladkiya bohat na insaafi hai bhai ek hume bhi de dena

Main:- ladkiyo ki izzat karna sikho warna kisi din yehi tumhari mout ban jayegi ek ladka
massoom ke pas aa kar kya pataka lag rahi hai bhai aaj to isse hum ghumannyen ge maine
bag niche rakh diya

Main:- agar tum sab ne hara diya to yeh tumhari

Ladka:- tu akela aur hum 7

Main:- abe main nahi jise tu ghumane ki baat kar raha hai

Ladka 2:- haha bhai chal iss ke liye to main hi kafi hon wo aage badha aur Masoom ko
pakadne wala tha ki Masoom ne ek laat uske mouh par mari wo udta hua un ladko par
gira
Sona:- wow main bhi ladungi

Janu:- main bhi

Main:- jao didi aap dono nahi Saloni mujhe ghurne lagi mujhe pata tha in tino ko to kuch
hona hi nahi par aisa kuch hoga maine socha na tha Sona bhagti hui gayi aur ek laat ek ke
kandhe par maari uska kandha tut gya maine sabko betha kar chips ka packet khol liya
Janu ne ek ki gardan pakdi aur seene par laat mari uska sar ukad gya hum sabke gale main
chips atak gya Masoom ne paas ki ek lakdi uthayi aur ek ke sine par mari wo uske aarr par
ho gayi aur khon Masoom ke opar aa gya Sona ne ek aur ko laat mari uski gardan wahi tut
gayi ab bache teen ko marne ko aage badhi

Ladka:- maaf kar do aaj ke baad main apni biwi ko bhi nahi chunga

Ladka 2:- haan hume maaf kar do ghalti ho gayi Sona ne Janu aur Janu ne Masoom ko
dekha aur aage badhi

Masoom:- ek sath beth jao warna wo jhat se beth gaye

Janu:- ankhe band karo hum ja rahe hain kholi to mare jao ge phir wo teeno uske peche
gayi aur uss ne ek jahtke main unki garadan unke pair se mila di matlab kamar ki hadi tod
di hum sabki to awaaj atak gayi wo teeno hamare pas aayi

Masoom:- kya hua tum logo kaha kho gaye ho

Arav:- abe yeh to Joker ki tarah se lad rahi hai

Main:- chup kar bhai main tab se in sabke sath reh raha tha aur mujhe pata bhi nahi

Janu:- kya nahi pata khon aur shaktiya bantne ka bohat shok hai na lo uska asar dekh lo

Main:- maine kya kiya hai

Masoom:- jab se tumne khon diya hai raat ko sapne aate hain tum kaise sabko marte ho

Main:- tum teeno ko

Teeno:- han

Main:- ek minute Masoom tum inke aur mere bare main kya janti ho

Masoom:- han jab tum ek mahine ke liye ghayab hue tab hi yeh sab hua hum mile aur sab
baate dherre dherre share hui main niche beth gya Masoom mere pas aayi
Main:- mat chhuo mujhe main yaha tum teeno ke bare main soch kar pareshan tha aur
tumne itni badi baat chupayi Masoom ka to thek hai par Sona tumne aur Janu jab subah
maine kaha tha tab bhi kuch nahi boli

Janu:- maaf kar do tum itna khush the ke maine kuch nahi kaha

Main:- mujhe kuch nahi sunna aur uth kar jane laga

Main:- aap dono in teeno ke sath resto main jao aur Arav tu mere sath aa phir main Arav
ke sath pahadhi par chadne laga hum chup chap pahadhi ki peak (choti) par aa gaye

Arav:- bhai kya hua wo sab bas tujh se pyaar karti hain

Main:- yeh kaisa pyaar hai ke mujhe kuch nahi bataya aur aapas main mil bhi li Arav gusse
se abe chhutiye kitna time deta hai tuu un tino ko bas kuch pal han bata wo sab bas ussi
pal ko ji kar khush rehti hain

Arav:- abe nasib walo ko itna pyaar karne wala milta hai aur tere pas to teen teen hain
yeh dekh main apne pyaar ke liye tadap raha hon

Arav:- tu sach main ek killer hai jo bas paise lekar kaam karta hai bas fark itna hai ki tu
unhe pyaar dene ke badle un ka jism istemal karta hai chataaaak maine Arav ko taapad
mara

Main:- maine unka jism ekdum pavitra rakaha hai tu ne aisa socha bhi kaise

Arav:- sex se hi koi aapavitra nahi hota samjh kya tune un ke sarer ke aango ko nahi chua
kya tu nee

Main:- bas kar bhai bas kar mujhe maaf kar de

Arav:- main maaf kar do pehle tu khud ko maaf kar

Main:- bhai aaj main tujhe sab bata dunga sab kuch jo bhi mere dil main hai

Arav:- main bhi yahi chahta hon

Main:- bhai dekh jo niche Saloni hai wo meri behan hai

Arav:- toh kya hua

Main:- wo bhi mujhe se pyaar karti hai Arav kuch sochne laga

Arav:- tujhe kaise maloom

Main:- sapne main dekha tha

Arav:- aur

Main:- ek aur meri behan hai jo mujh se pyaar karti hai

Arav:- yeh bhi sapna

Main:- haan uss ne ek aur thapad mara

Main:- ab kya hua

Arav:- abe log yaha samne dekhi baato par yakin nahi karte aur tu saale sapno ki duniya
main kho kar apno ko tadpa raha han achanak aasmaan main aai ek tez roshni meri opar
giri aur main uchaal kar dur hua aur pahadhi se niche girne laga

Arav:- Devv girte wakt maine ankhe band ki to mujhe sab yaad aane laga Pari Neha Saloni
Dad Dada ji Chacha ji Shikha Mohit Komal Akash Rajiv Sam sab ke sab yaad aa gaye ki
mera sar kisi se takraya

Main:- maaaa aur behosh ho gya Arav bhag kar pahadi ke niche aaya aur dhundne laga
main nahi mila wo jakar sabko aur kuch aadmiyo ko lekar aaya wo ghanto tak dhundte
rahe ladkiyo ka ro ro kar bura haal tha tabhi Saloni ka pair mere pet par laga uss ne Arav
ko bulaya phir sab ne mujhe pani main se nikala aur room main lekar aa gaye shayad main
mahino soya raha jab utha to mere pas ek ladki bethi thi

Main:- aap kon ho aur main kaha hon

Ladki:- aap lete raheye

Main:- main kaha hon

Aadmi:- beta tum Rajsheenpur main ho

Main:- main yaha kab se hon

Ladki:- ek saal se

Main:- kya mujhe jana hoga

Aadmi:- kaha

Main:- ghar mere ghar walo ka na jane kya haal hoga

Flash back
Main:- aa gayi tum

Masoom:- aise mat dekho

Main:- main janta hon ki DD yani main tum se kitna pyaar karta hon Masoom ghutno par
beth gayi

Masoom:- kyu kar rahe ho aisa tum toh jante ho na ke wo dono tumhara intezar kar rahi
hain

Saloni:- kon dono

Masoom:- tumhari do aur bibiyan hain Janu aur Sona

Main:- chup ho jao naa

Pari:- bhai yeh aap ne kya kiya

Maa:- kya iss ne un se bhi shaadi ki hai

Masoom:- abhi nahi ki

Maa:- to phir ab aage kuch nahi hoga main uth kar bahar nikal aaya aur ek park ki ore gya

Akash:- pagal ho gya hai kya main chup chaap mouh neeche kar ke khada raha Akash
mujhe pakad kar park main le gya aur ek jagah beth gya

Akash:- bhai kya baat hai

Main:- tumne mujh se Richa ke bare main kyu chupaya

Akash:- sorry bhai par main kya karta sab ke samne to nahi bata sakta tha

Main:- wo mere ghar par hain samjha

Akash:- kya baat kar raha hai maine sari batein short main usse batayi meri behan ke sath
yeh sab hua aur mujhe pata bhi nahi aur tere sath yeh sab

Main:- yaar ab main fas chuka hon pehle Masoom phir Sona Janu aur ab Richa

Akash:- saale tu ne apna kaam nahi choda na ladkiyo ko tang karna ka ab bhugat le

Main:- yaar kaha apne aap hi aa gayi sab

Akash:- han pata hai saale tu sayaar jo tahra main hasne laga

Akash:- ab aaya mera sher abe ek idea du

Main:- saale tere pehle wala idea ekdum bekar tha

Akash:- sun to sahi bhai

Main:- bol bhai

Akash:- un dono se shaadi kar ke kisi dusre ghar main rakh dena

Main:- kyaa ghatiya aadmi hai saale aur fasa raha hai

Akash:- yeh jabardast idea hai

Main:- sochunga chal yaar aaj kuch ho jaye

Akash:- chal phir hum dono ek dukan par ruke

Main:- ja bhai lekar aa

Akash:- bhai tere iss taste ka jawab nahi

Main:- haan kai sari cold drink mila kar pine ka maja hi kuch aur hai tu jara thumbs up
jyada dalna strong hoga phir hum done ne jam kar kuch chicken khaya aur mixed cold
drink pi

Main:- yaar tu jara Sam aur Rajiv ko bhi phone kar ke bula le Akash ne unhe bulaya thodi
der main wo dono aaye

Sam:- acha toh tu aaya hai meri behan ka dil dukha kar tujhe chain nahi mila haan jo mujhe
bhi bula liya

Akash:- bhai tu galat samjh raha hai

Sam:- pehle mujhe laga yeh meri behan ko pasand nahi karta par baad main pata chala ki
yeh dono pehle se pyaar karte hain par tu ne uska dil akhir tod hi diya

Main:- yaar mere bas main kuch nahi

Sam:- pata hai jab tu kehta tha ki main to bhai khub sari shadiya karunga toh hume lagta
tu Komal ko chidane ke liye kehta hai par hume kya pata tha tujhe ladkiyo ka chaska laga
hai acha hua meri behan bach gye tujh jaise hawasi se acha hai ki wo marr jaye maine
usse ek karara thappad mar diya

Main:- agar Komal ke liye ek bhi shabd nikala toh tere jaban kaat dunga Akash ne mujhe
pakda
Akash:- Rajiv tu isse yaha se lekar ja

Sam:- jate hue yaad rakhna maine aaj dosti ki wajah se choda hai par main apni behan se
kiye hue ka badla lekar rahunga aur tujh se acha ladka dhundunga

Main:- main usse ussi manndap main maar dunga

Akash:- abbe Rajiv le ja na isse yaha se

Main:- samjhata kya hai apne aap ko agar main sab ko khush rakhne ke liye pyaar baat
sakta hon to apne pyaar ke liye kisi ko maar bhi sakta hon

Akash:- abbe bas kar itna log daru pi kar nahi bolte jitna tu cold drink pi kar bol raha hai

Main:- abhi janta nahi sala Joker the killer naam hai mera ache acho ka naam sun kar mut
nikal jata hai waha bethe log ghurne lage

Akash:- ne kuch socha aap log khana khaye isse chad gayi hai

Main:- kya uss ne mera mouh band kar diya aur betha diya

Main:- yaar tu jara daaru lekar aa

Akash:- tu pagal ho gya hai kya aur tujhe daaru ki lat kaha se lagi

Main:- bhai lat ka kya hai jarurat padne par lag jati hai tu yahi beth main lekar aata hon
main desi lekar aaya aur do beer

Akash:- itni sari wo bhi desi maarna hai kya

Main:- abe mujhe daaru nahi chadegi

Akash:- kyu kya tu koi ajjoba hai

Main:- chal bakwas band kar aur pi ja beer daru chuna bhi mat maine bottle kholi aur
dana dan pita gya

Main:- waah bhai aaj maja aa gya

Akash:- saale abhi humara voter id bhi nahi bana aur tu ne nasha karwa diya

Main:- shiii abe jija saale main chalta hai

Akash:- acha jija ji ab kya puri raat yehi rahoge

Main:- kyu teri bhi koi wife ghar par intezar kar rahi hai kya
Akash:- yaar tujhe chad gyi hai

Main:- han wahi to keh raha hon ghar ki sari aurte mujhe marne ke liye chod gayi hain

Akash:- chal main tujhe ghar chod deta hon

Main:- tu mera sacha bhai hai chal na cigarette pite hain

Akash:- abe chup chaap chal warna abhi aunty ko phone karta hon

Main:- yaar aaj pehli baar mann kar raha hai log kehte hain aram milta hai Akash ka phone
baja

Akash:- han hello didi kya hua

Richa:- Akash pata nahi tere jija ji kaha chale gaye hain sab pareshan hain yaha mujhe uski
awaaj sunai di maine phone chin liya

Akash:- laa phone de

Main:- haan tum log chain se pine mat do

Richa:- kya tum drink kar rahe ho

Main:- kyu phone se smell aa rahi hai

Richa:- bhala iss umar main bhi koi yeh sab karta hai

Main:- acha do do biwiya bana sakta hon tab nahi socha umar ka ab kya wo chup ho gayi

Akash:- ne phone liya didi tum chinta mat karo main ghar lekar aata hon

Richa:- haan jaldo laa 6 ghante se ghayab hai sab ka yaha bura haal hai tabhi mera phone
baja

Sona:- hello Dev

Main:- haan bolo

Sona:- di ne kaha tum alcohal le rahe ho

Main:- nahi main desi daaru pi raha hon

Sona:- yeh thek nahi hai aur tumhari tabiyat bhi thek nahi

Main:- haan kam se kam tumne to mere bare main socha

Sona:- ghar chale jao main kal pahunchti hon waha

Main:- please aa jao na bohat akela pad gya hon

Sona:- kya hua tum itna dukhi kyu ho

Main:- rote hue koi yaha mujhe samjhne ko tayar hi nahi hai sab tum sabko mujh se dur
karna chahte hain

Sona:- ab yeh hona mumkin nahi hai main sab kuch jala kar rakh kar dungi agar tum na
mile

Main:- kaash main aisa kar pata par yaha sab apne hi hain kis se ladunga aaj to mere dost
ne hi mujhe hawasi keh diya

Janu:- jaan tum aise nahi ho wo kya jane tum kya ho tum chahte to na jane kya kya kar
sakte the par tumne humare pyaar ko ek naam diya hume akela nahi choda hume bachane
ke liye apni jaan johkim main daali aise insan ki to puja karni chahiye

Main:- bas karo tum puja nahi mujhe to bas pyaar chahiye phone cut gya

Main:- yeh behnchod phone bhi dhokha de gya

Akash:- chal ghar chal

Main:- yaar aaj yahi rukte hai na mere liye Akash utha aur mujhe bhi khich kar utha diya

Main:- abhi to jija keh raha tha aur aise utha raha hai

Akash:- uss se pehle tu mera dost hai samjha phir uss ne ek taxi main betha kar mujhe
ghar laya andar jate hi maa Masoom aur sab mere pas aaye main ladkhadane laga koi
chuega nahi mujhe

Maa:- tu ne sharab pi bol

Main:- jab dikh raha han to puch kyu rahe ho

Saloni:- ab yahi din dekhna tha itne din tere liye tadpe issi liye ki tu yeh sab kare aur maa
se aise baat kare iss baat ko sun kar mera dimag hil gya sach hi to tha na main maa se mila
na hi apni behnno se

Shikha:- aap log usse chodo wo bas thoda disturb hai aap log aur pereshan mat karo

Main:- Pari kaha hai wo apne room ke gate se mujhe dekh rahi thi
Saloni:- apne room main hai maine uske room ki taraf dekha to wo andar chali gayi main
kaise bhul gya apni uss behan ko jo mere liye din raat roti rahi main uske room ki taraf
baad gya main andar gya wo pet ke bal leti thi side maineha leti thi main uss ke pas gya
aur beth gya

Main:- naraj ho mujh se

Pari:- main aapki hoti kon hon

Main:- meri chocolati girl

Pari:- nahi aap jao yaha se

Main:- taa ke phir meri photo le kar rone lago uss ne tirchi nazroo se herani se dekha

Main:- kyu kya hua kya yaad nahi aa raha

Pari:- aap ko iss bare main kaise pata

Main:- main sab janta hon

Pari:- kya

Main:- yahi ke tu mere liye kitna royi hai

Pari:- (mann main) kash aap aur kuch jaan paate main uske pas let gya aur uska sar apne
hath par rakh liya uss ne mujhe pakad liya

Main:- kya hua itna kas ke kyu pakda hai

Pari:- aap fir chale jaoge ab main aapko nahi chodungi

Main:- arre pagal main tera bhai main kaha jane wala hon aur aaj ke baad toh ronna mat
samjhi woh toh main uss ke aansu pocche maine mana kiya hai rone ko nahi kaha hai

Pari:- yeh khushi ke aansu hain

Main:- koi se bhi ho main nahi janta toh ab se rona mat

Pari:- ok thek hai bhai ek baat kahu

Main:- haan bol na

Pari:- aap ke mou se smell aa rahi hai

Main:- acha tere pas mouth freshner hai na Pari ne mujhe choda aur drawer se mouth
freshner diya main bathroom main gya aur kafi der tak saaf kiya jab bahar aaya to waha
puri mahila manndli matlab girl manndali chodo sabhi the waha

Saloni:- kya hua kya smell nahi ja rahi

Main:- woh main to bas acha main Akash se mil kar aata hon

Richa:- wo ghar chala gya

Main:- ohh han Sanjana aur Kasish se mil kar aata hon

C Chachi:- (Rekha) woh dono London main hain

Main:- arre han main hi chod kar aaya tha toh main Chacha se mil kar aata hon

Maa:- natak band kar chup chaap beth ja itni raat ho gayi hai wo log soo gaye hain

Main:- aap log kyu jaag rahe ho jao soo jao

Shikha:- tum hamari chinta mat karo aur yaha betho

Main:- yaar Shikha tum to samjho sab aise dekhne lage jaise maine kya bol diya

Neha:- yaar Shikha

Main:- woh choti mouh se nikal gya

Maa:- ab bado ki tamiz bhi bhul gya kyu bhai yahi sikha hai waha Masoom ne sar niche
kar liya

Shikha:- woh hum sath kaam kar rahe hai na issi liye yeh hamara boss hai

Sab:- kya boss

B Chachi:- (Naina) khadi hui aur Shikha didi ko thapad marne wali thi maine rok liya

Main:- yeh kya kar rahi hai aap

B Chachi:- hat ja mere samne se jab isse pata tha tere bare main tab iss ne chupaya kyu

Main:- kyuki maine mana kiya tha meri yaadas tab nahi aayi thi

B Chachi ne mera face apne dono hatho main le liya beta aisa bhi koi karta hai pata hai
teri maa teri behne tere Chacha Papa kitna rooye hain tere liye

Main:- Chachi aap rooye mat ab main aa gya hon na ab kabhi nahi jaonga
Main:- ab aap log jao aur soo jao

Maa:- kyu humara yaha rehna thek nahi hai

Main:- maine aisa kab kaha main bed par jakar maa ke godh main sar rakh kar soo gya C
Chachi ne mera sar pakad kar apni godh main rakh liya

C Chachi:- aaj tujhe main sulaungi

Main:- kaash main pehle aa gya hota Neha ne kud kar mere se sat kar C Chachi ke godh
main sar rakh liya

Pari:- eeeye uth main letungi

Neha:- to let ja na

Pari:- maa dekho na

Maa:- aaja meri godh main soo jaa

Pari:- nahi mujhe C Chachi ke godh main sona hai

B Chachi:- arre choti teri godh ke value to didi se jyada ho gayi hai C Chachi ne mera gaal
notcha

C Chachi:- yeh sab iss ka kamal hai tabhi Kirti aur Ritu rone lage

Maa:- tum dono ko kya hua

Ritu:- bhai sabse baate ki aur pyaar bhi kiya par hume pucha bhi nahi main jahtt se utha
aur dono ko kandhe par utha kar bahar bhaga

Saloni:- yeh kaha ja raha hai

Kirti:- bhai kya kar rahe ho

Main:- baate karunga tum se akele main

Ritu:- aap to kitchen main lekar ja rahe ho maine kitchen main jakar unhe utara

Main:- bhul gayi mujhe tere hath ki coffee pina kitna pasand hai

Ritu:- hans kar sacch na aap coffee piyoge main wahi oper per latka kar beth gya

Main:- arre Kirti tera wo dost kaisa hai

Kirti:- kon bhai

Main:- arre tera bf chota bheem

Kirti:- bhai aur mujhe marane lagi

Main:- aa mar diya aankh

Main:- (natak) Kirti meri ankho main phunk marane lagi

Main:- aa kya aram mil raha hai

Ritu:- arre pagal wo natak kar rahe hai

Main:- batana jaruri tha

Kirti:- acha abhi batati hon uss ne paas ke ek drum main hath dala aur meri taraf kuch
finka

Main:- ffuuu yeh kya kiya

Kirti:- ab aaya na maja

Main:- yeh aata kyu dala

Ritu:- bhai aap aur daal lo polar beer lago ge

Main:- abhi tak coffee bani ki nahi

Ritu:- 2 minute

Maa:- aaj kitne dino baad humare ghar main khushiya aayi hain par yeh Dev ki jid aur
shaadiyo ki

B Chachi:- didi maine aapse kaha hai na uss se iss bare main abhi koi baat mat karna badi
mushkil se uska dhayan hata hai

Masoom:- haan mummi ji agar ek baat bhi chidi to woh phir se bahar chala jayega maa
ghabhara kar nahi nahi koi kuch nahi kahega uss se

Main:- laa de na cup

Ritu:- pehle meri tip maine jeb se purse nikal aur usse de diya

Kirti:- aur mera

Main:- tera kyu

Kirti:- make up ke liye

Ritu:- bhai kitna lu

Main:- pora aapas main baant lo Neha andar aa gayi

Neha:- oyye mera bhi hissa hai

Main:- teeno baat lo

Ritu:- yeh bohat jyada hai

Main:- sab le lo kal shopping karne chalenge

Teeno:- yeh ab aayega maja Neha aayi aur mere gaal par kiss kiya

Neha:- bhaiya u r best wo dono kaha peche rahne wali thi dono ne ek ek kar ke chipka
diya main coffee pine laga

Maa:- tujhe abhi hi coffe pine thi

Ritu:- badi mummi aap pine do na bade dino baad to mile hain aur thodha badal bhi gaye
hain

Main:- acha main badal gya hon

Ritu:- aur nahi to kya abhi 12 bhi pas nahi ki aur do do shaadiya kar li sab ke chehre ki
khushi uttar gayi mujhe yeh acha nahi laga

Main:- arre tujhe kya pata ek saal kitna ghumaya hai iss ne mujhe apne peche Masoom ki
taraf aankh maar di

Kirti:- acha to aap romiyo baan gaye the

Main:- han yeh to ghaas hi nahi daalti thi mujhe

Masoom:- acha main nahi daalti thi ya tum

Ritu:- hans kar bhaiya ki chori pakdi gayi

Main:- kya matlab

Pari:- arre itna handsome ladka ladki ke peche nahi ladki hi uske piche padegi

Ritu:- correct sab hasne lage

Maa:- chalo ab soo jao warna kal shopping par nahi jane dungi

Ritu /Kiriti:- jate hain black mail mat karo

Main:- apni dono bhabiyo ko bhi leti ja

Maa:- kyu wo to tere sath

Main:- na main aaj Pari aur Neha ke sath sounga

Saloni:- main bhi

Main:- han han chalo kis ne mana kiya hai sab apne room main jane lage aur main bhi
jane laga

Pari:- hume bhi lekar chalo

Main:- pairo se chalo

Neha:- nahi jaise un dono ko niche laye the waise lekar chalo mujhe hansi aa gayi

Pari:- hasso mat maine un dono ko kandhe par daal kar unke room main lakar bed par
utara

Main:- Neha tu bohat bhari ho gayi hai moti

Neha:- aap moti mat kahao warna main

Main:- chal ab yeh roona dhona mat shuru karna subah se pak gya hon sun sun kar main
yeh bol kar let gya dono meri side main late gayi

Saloni:- Pari tu roj soti hai aaj main soo jaonu

Pari:- main nahi hatne wali

Saloni:- maan ja na meri gudiya

Pari:- no means no

Main:- aap side main soo jao na

Neha:- didi aap inke opar soo jao

Main:- oye pagal hai kya aisa mat karna dono ne mera hath pakad liya

Saloni:- acha idea hai wo meri oper late gayi

Main:- didi hato na

Saloni:- kyu mera wajan sambhal nahi payega kya

Main:- acha aap jaise 5 ko sambhal sakta ho kya itna dam hai

Saloni:- to soo jao Pari ne kambal daal diya teeno ne aise ankhe band kar li jaise so hi gayi
par mujhe uncomfortable lag raha tha didi ki chati mere seene main dabbi thi main thoda
sa hila

Neha:- bhai lagta hai aap so nahi paa rahe ho didi aap mere jagah soo jao

Main:- thanks gudiya didi mere dusri side let gayi main chat ko dekhta hua kuch soch raha
tha didi mere kaan main soo ja jyada mat soch maine ankhe band kar li aur pata nahi kab
soo gya

Subah mere face par kuch garam sa mahsus hua maine ankhe kholi samne didi ka face tha
aur unki garam sanse mere face par aa rahi thi humara face kafi close tha meri nazar unke
honto par gayi

Main:- (mann main) chhii main yeh kya soch raha hon maine apna face dusri taraf palat
diya ki mere hont Pari ke honto se jud gaye uss ne ankhe kholi maine face peche kiya woh
muskurane lagi

Main:- sorry gudiya woh uss ne mere honto par ungli rakh di

Pari:- koi baat nahi kabhi kabhi hota hai bahar knock hua

Maa:- beta 10:30 baj gaye uth jao

Didi:- aayi maa tum teeno bhi fresh ho jao wo uth kar apne room main chali gayi Neha to
pehle hi bathroom ja chuki thi

Pari:- bhai kya baat hai aaj bina maange de diya par kuch bhi kaho ab mera din bohat acha
jaye ga

Main:- woo main

Neha:- jao bhai fresh ho jao main bina kuch bole chala gya thodi der baad mera phone
baja

Janu:- good morning jaan

Neha:- kon hai

Janu:- tum kon ho aur mere Dev kaha hai

Neha:- pehle batao kon ho tum

Janu:- Dev ki girlfriend

Neha:- ek aur gf Pari ne phone liya maine jhatt se uss se chin liya

Main:- hi baby gd morning aaj subah subah

Janu:- Masoom ne bataya aapke bare main to baat karne ko dil hua waise yeh ladki kon
thi

Main:- kyu jalan ho rahi hai kya

Janu:- main kyu jalu batao na kon hai

Main:- meri behan hai Neha

Janu:- acha suno Arav bhai kaha hai

Main:- soo raha hoga kyu

Janu:- arre ek ladki aayi thi unka pata poochne mujhe kuch yaad aaya

Main:- jaan ek kaam karo bahar wale security camera se uski photo bhej do aur han kisi
aur ko mat batana Arav ko bhi nahi

Janu:- thek hai abhi nashta kiya ki nahi

Main:- haan bas karne hi ja raha hon

Janu:- ok bye jaan muhaa

Main:- bye Janu muuaahh call end

Main:- tum dono ghurna band karo aur haan kisi se bhi iss bare main baat mat karna

Neha:- bhai jaisa aap kaho

Main:- toh hi meri sabse samajdhar gudiya hai

Pari:- aur main

Main:- na tum nahi kal mara tha tu ne

Pari:- bhai please maaf kar do na

Main:- toh tujhe meri help karni hogi

Pari:- thek hai

Main:- phir gussa toh nahi hogi naa

Pari:- wo kehte hain na gusse main aap apne dimag ka balance kho dete ho bas mere sath
wahi hua

Main:- woh toh hai to aaj se dhayan rakhna ki agar meri yaa kisi bhi ladki ki baat agar ghar
main ho to tum mujh tak pahunchogi

Neha:- yes sir

Pari:- jasusi nahi karni

Main:- ek jasus ki behne jasusi nahi karengi toh aur kon karega

Neha /Pari:- kya aap jasus ho

Main:- Joker the killer ka naam to suna hoga

Neha:- haan wo mere dosto ka favourite fighter hai

Main:- main wahi fighter hon dono wahi jam gayi ho bhi kyu na iss baat ko sun kar ache
acho ki hawa tight ho jaye aur yeh sab kamal hai media ka ab aap yeh mat puchna media
kaha se aa gayi jab koi road par kisi ko mar raha ho to aisa kaise na ho maine unko hilaya
kya hua kya hua

Pari:- jhutt bol rahe ho

Main:- woh toh pata chal jayega Neha mere gale lag gayi

Neha:- bhai aap sach main best ho phir hum sab breakfast table par pahunche

Dad:- aaj kitna acha lag raha hai mera beta wapas aa gya hai

Main:- haan Dad aap sab se mil kar itni khushi ho rahi hai ki bata nahi sakta

Masoom:- Papa ji aur kuch lain ge

Dad:- haan ek plate aur lao

Maa:- badi bahu (Richa) aur Shikha kaha hai

Pari:- wo kitchen main khane ki tayari kar rahi hai

Main:- maa in dono ko ghar bhej doo

Masoom:- kyu kya hua acha nahi bana kya

Main:- arre wo nahi tum dono hi janti ho aur tumhara pariwar ke tum dono meri wife ho
par baki log yeh nahi jante

Maa:- haan bahu yeh sahi keh raha hai pehle tum dono ki shaadi hogi phir hi permanent
rahogi

Dad:- toh thek hai aaj hi main inke Papa se baat karta hon

Main:- Dad mujhe sahi nahi lag raha agar inke ghar walo ne mana kar diya to

Richa:- kyu mana karenge

Main:- kon apni beti usse dega jiski aur shaadiya hone wali hain

Masoom:- agar kisi ne roka to main usse chod dungi yaa apni jaan de dungi

Richa:- main bhi

Main:- kaise batein kar rahi ho tum dono

Maa:- beta jab hum samjh sakte hain to shayad wo bhi samjh sake

Dad:- ek baar baat to kare

Main:- (mann main) yaar kya musibat hai lagta hai ke ab sabko bhulana padega nahi yeh
nahi kar sakta 7 mahine hi dur gya to Janu ki yeh halat hui ek dost (Sam) to dushman ban
gya dusra (Arav) ko nahi banne dunga

Arav:- bhai jara udhar chal ek baat karni hai

Main:- haan chal bhai hum bahar garden main aa gaye

Main:- haan bol

Arav:- bhai tu me

Main:- yaar tu aisa mat soch main kuch sochunga par kya yeh nahi samjh main aa raha

Arav:- ek baat kahu

Main:- haan bol yaar

Arav:- agar yeh log Richa se hui accidental shaadi ko maan sakte hain to kyu na aise hi tu
Sona aur Janu se kar le aur kehna pehle hi kar li thi
Main:- yaar yeh idea to acha hai par soch sab ke mom Dad ko kya batayenge wo log yeh
sab nahi samjhenge

Arav:- baat toh teri sahi hai mere mom ko bas Sona ke bare main hi pata hai

Main:- chal kuch sochte hain hum dono andar aa gaye

Main:- acha Ritu aur baki sab taayaar ho jao shopping par chalte hain

C Chacha:- acha tabhi sab itni khush dikh rahe hain

Ritu:- aur nahi to kya aap to bas kaam karte rehte ho

Main:- baate baad main sab taayar ho jao

Masoom:- kya main bhi ho jao

Main:- nahi tum dono ko invite karna padega chalo

Dad:- aisa na kare ke sab picnic par chale kyu kya bolte ho

Main:- awsome Dad iss se acha kya hoga sari behne hala machane lagi

Maa:- saanth ho jao

Dad:- tum chup raho bade dino baad iss ghar maa shor hua hai

Maa:- main keh rahi hon jaldi taayari karo main thodi der kuch sochta raha

Main:- Dad ek private plane book kara lo

Dad:- kaha jane ka irada hai

Main:- main Sunwing Kamala beach Thailand kafi naam suna hai

Arav:- idhar aa jara

Main:- haan bol bhai

Arav:- saale tu ghumne ja raha hai yaa drugs walo ko phir se dhundne

Main:- ab agent hon to kaam to karna hoga

Arav:- par family

Main:- kise pata main kon hon aur mere hote koi tum sabko chhu bhi sakke

Arav:- thek kuch kaam ho to bata

Main:- haan sir se permission le le aur tu sab ke sath kamala hotel main rukna aur haan
yaad rakhna tum sabke floors aur meri family ke floor main 3 floor ka gap hona chahye
aur Jagpreet se kehna waha ke traffic Police se baat kar ke road no 32 aur 38 aur 56 ki
footage ki authority le le agar na de toh hack kare

Arav:- yeh sab kab pata kiya tha

Main:- traning ke time par kafi kuch pata kiya tha aur sabse matlab sab ko apni family
meri Haryana wali family ko bhi

Arav:- sabko kyu

Main:- kyuki wo sab mere apne hain ab ja aur sir se keh kar room book karwa aur baki sab
bhi

Dad:- yeh ho gya book kab nikalna hai

Main:- 5 baje thek rahega

Dad:- ok aur waha ki booking ka?

Main:- aap wo chodo wo Arav kar dega

Dad:- beta mujhe pata hai wo kafi mehanga hotel hai

Main:- itna paisa hai mere paas

Dad:- kahi tu koi galat kaam toh nahi karne laga hai

Main:- Dad aap mere boss se toh mil chuke ho na toh fir kyu puch rahe ho

Dad:- are baap re main toh bhul hi gya ki tu jasus hai

Main:- dherre bolo maa ko pata hai bas sabko pata na chale phir sab ready hue sari
packing jyada saman lene ko maine mana kar diya jo lena tha wahi le lenge pehle sab
chonk gye waha jane ka sun kar par baad main sab khush ho gaye uske baad main apni
family ko lekar aur Arav team ke sath aur waha Sona aur Janu rawana hue woh sab shayad
pehle hi nikal gayee the

Maine thoda aram karna hi thek samjha warna phir koi baat hoti to main fas jaonga woh
sab apni apni baate ek dusre ko suna rahi thi aur Papa dono Chacaho se baat kar rahe the
aur Amit Sumit Rahul apni dhun main mast jab hum land hue toh maa ne mujhe jagyaa
phir hum waha se hotle aaye aur apne apne room main gaye maine room main jakar Arav
ko phone kiya
Main:- haan aa gya kya

Arav:- haan bhai aa gya baki sab bhi aa gaye hain

Main:- chal room no bata

Arav:- 503

Main:- ok main Shikha didi ko lekar aata hon tu un dono ko bula phir main Shikha didi ke
sath uss ke room main aaya

Shikha:- akhir tu iss gang ke peche kyu pada hai

Main:- kyu ke yeh sab medicine main drugs mila kar India main supply kar rahe hain

Jagpreet:- sir woh traffic ki security ki permission mil gayi

Main:- ok jara do din pehle ki dikhao

Arav:- do din pehle ki kyu mene ek paper usse diya

Main:- dekh iss me date do din pehle ki hai Jagpreet ne recording chalayi 32 aur 56 main
kuch nahi tha phir hum 38 no dekhne lage

Nitika:- ek minute back karna yeh dekho security wale ne iss truck ko check kyu nahi kiya

Main:- lagta hai information sahi hai jara pata karo yeh truck kiska hai aur iss ka loaded
saamann kab yaha se ja raha hai Jagpreet ne kisi ko phone kiya thodi der baad

Jagpreet:- sir yeh parso jayega chennai abhi yeh airport ke pas wale godown main hai

Main:- toh phir tayar ho jao ek aur mission ke liye Nitika tum aur Arav snipper position lo
ge aur Shikha tum lead Police ko lekar waha time par aana na jaldi na late aur haan mere
liye koi sword layi ho

Nikita:- haan Arav ne kaha tha toh laye hon yeh lo uss ne ek packed bag diya maine uss
me se sword nikaali

Main:- kya mast hai par meri wali ka koi tod nahi tha

Nitika:- magical jo hai

Main:- chalo kam par lag jao main jara mil kar aata hon mission shaam ko shuru karenge

Teeno:- ok main waha se Sona ke mom Dad ke room main aaya

S Dad: Sona Dad, S mom: Sona mom

S Dad:- arre aagya itni jaldi maine unka pair chua

S mom:- hamesha khush raho

Main:- meri kyushi to aap ke paas hai

S mom:- acha milne ki badi jaldi hai

Main:- acha wo hai kaha

S mom:- Tulsi ke room main hai main sedha waha pahuncha waha par Janu bhi thi

Main:- kya ho raha hai gate to band kar liya karo dono bhagte hue mere gale lag gayi

Main:- arre kya baat hai itna pyaar

Sona:- tumhare pyaar se kam toh nahi aaj itne din baad mile aur itna bada surprise

Janu:- haan aap ko pata nahi kya hota rehta hai na bhi dekho chot lagawate rehte ho

Tulsi:- yeh choto ka asar hai ke yeh tumhe mila

Sona:- sach kaha didi tabhi meri nazar bahar padi

Main:- yeh yaha kya kar rahi hai main bhag kar bathroom main gya

Ritu:- aye room service kya tumne kisi ladke ko dekha hai kya

Room service:- blue tshirt

Ritu:- han kaha hai

Room service:- mam wo uss room main hai wo unke room ke gate main koi problem ho
gayi hai abhi dekha wahi gye hai Ritu room ke andar aati hai

Tulsi:- gate bahar hai andar nahi

Ritu:- ohh nahi wo main wo nahi hon

Sona:- toh phir yaha

Ritu:- woh mera bhai aaye hai yaha Room service ne bataya

Sona:- kon Dev

Ritu:- han kaha hai

Sona:- par uski behan toh Saloni hai

Ritu:- main unki choti behan hon

Janu:- ohh tum hamari choti nanad ho

Ritu:- what

Sona:- main Sona aur Janu Dev ki gf's

Ritu:- aap log sach main majak kar rahi hain na

Sona:- arre nahi Dev bahar aao tumhari behan aayi han maine awaaj sun kar jaldi se khidki
kholi aur bahar nikal kar chadne laga Sona ne gate khola

Sona:- yahi toh tha kaha gaya

Ritu:- acha majak kar lete ho aap log Ritu waha se chali gayi

Janu:- yeh kaha gye main opar chadne laga ek khidki khuli thi main uske andar ghusne ki
sochi aur ussi main ghus gya

Saloni:- aa kon hai main wahi jam gya

Saloni:- Dev tum mere bathroom main kya kar rahe ho unho ne apne opar towel dala main
sorry bol kar gate se nikal gya aur sedha apne room pohoncha

Main:- hat hat hat madhar chod iss se acha to Ritu hi dekh leti shit mujhe bohat gussa aa
raha tha maine bed par hath mara bed ke do tukde ho gaye main apna hath dekhne laga

Main:- oye teri ki yeh to powers hain maine Masoom ko phone kar ke room main bulaya
thodi der baad bell baji maine gate khola aur usse andar laya

Masoom:- yeh sab kisne kiya maine uska hath pakda aur usse ghumane laga

Masoom:- ruk jao mera sar ghum raha hai

Main:- aaj main bohat khush hon mujhe meri powers mil gayi

Masoom:- kya sach

Main:- ek minute maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya

Masoom:- what the fuck is that

Main:- I don't know maine uska hath pakda aur beach par teliport ho gya
Masoom:- u mera toh saara dhayan bas talwar par tha

Masoom:- aise aise kyu ghur rahe ho

Main:- shiiii kitni sundar hai pas se dekho Masoom mujhe hilate hue

Masoom:- Dev Dev are u going mad

Main:- hat yaha se maine usse dhaka de diya aur pani ki taraf badh gya

Masoom:- Dev ruk jao ruk jao Dev wo uth kar mere peche aayi aur mujhe pakad liya main
abhi bas talwar ko dekh raha tha maine uska hath pakda aur utha kar pani main phenk
diya

Masoom:- ohh maaa waha ke sab log Masoom aur meri talwar ko kafi der se ghur tahi the
udhar Sona

Sona:- aa maaa didi bachao

Tulsi:- kya hua Sona behan kya hua

Sona:- mera sar fat raha hai

Nitika /Shikha /Arav /Jagpreet /Masoom:- aa maaa mera sar koi bachaoo main samundar
ke andar ja raha tha mera sharir bada ho raha tha

Janu:- Sona ko kya ho raha hai main Dev ko thodi der baad phone karti hon

Tulsi:- jaldi kar iss ke naak aur mouh se khon aa raha hai

Janu:- phone nahi utha rahe aur bhag kar niche aayi log yaha waha bhag rahe the

Janu:- kya hua hai

Aadmi:- beach ki tataf ishara karte hue Devil Devil Janu bhag kar waha pahunchi toh usne
mujhe dekha aur phir Masoom ko

Masoom:- Janu help please help Janu uska sar godh main rakha aur boli

Janu:- kis ne kiya aur Dev ko kya hua hai

Masoom:- uski talwar uski talwar Janu meri taraf dekhne lagi par jaise hi talwar ko dekha
uski ankhe ek dum kaali pad gayi wo meri taraf aane lagi main kafi dur aa gya tha par pata
nahi kyu talwar se mera dhayan hi nahi hat raha tha Janu ne hath jhatka uske hath main
ek talwar aa gayi uski body bhi badi ho gayi thi uss ne bhag kar mere piche war kiya maine
jhatt se talwar piche peth par kar li aur ghum kar ek chakkar lagaya aur uske peche aa kar
uske baal pakde aur guma kar phenkh diya uss ne apni talwar ko pakda aur uth kar mere
pas aayi wo niche jhuki aur hath pani ke andar jamin par teka mere sar par laat maari
main uchal kar piche gir gya uss ne apni talwar meri taraf phenk di aur meri garadan kas
li

Main:- uu aaan auuu maine talwar aasman ki ore ki meri talwar main lighting aane lagi jo
maine uski taraf kar di tez uske pet main tez bijli lagi wo uchal gayi uske baal mere gale se
nikle maine pani hi race laga di aur usse girnae se pehle usse apni godh main le liya

Main:- Janu Janu utho Janu ki ankhe band thi main usse island par lekar gya waha jate jate
meri body bhi normal hone lagi maine usse lita diya

Main:- please uth jao hey bhagwan mujh se kya karwa diya main mouth to mouth
respiration dene laga aur uss ki chaati dabane laga

Janu:- uunh kho kho kho maine usse gale laga liya

Main:- tumne toh dara hi diya kya jarurat thi mujh se ladne ki Janu kuch na boli

Main:- kuch bolo na Janu ne mujhe kas ke pakad liya wo kanpne lagi main ankhe band ki
aur Masoom ke room main aa gya kyuki mera to bed tut gya tha

Janu:- Dev mujhe dar lag raha hai

Main:- lagta hai tum par meri tarah shakitya ho gayi thi tum yahi leto main aata hon maine
usse kambal diya aur Masoom ke pas aaya wo bhi pani me behosh thi maine usse bhi
uthaya aur room lekar aa gya dono ka sharir ekdum thande the

Main:- ab inke kapde toh badlane hain maine Masoom ke kapde nikale phir Janu ke Janu
phir behosh ho gayi thi aur heater on kar diya aur sari khidkiya band kar di aur dono ke
beech main let gya karib 1:30 ghante baad dono ne ankhe kholi

Main:- bhagwan ka shukar hai tum dono thek ho

Janu:- kya hua tha mujhe

Masoom:- tum dono waha lad kyu rahe the

Main:- baby sorry maine tumhe hurt kiya

Masoom:- tum mujhe kabhi hurt nahi kar sakte wo to kuch aur hi tum jaise tum the hi
nahi
Main:- shayad mere opar powers ho gayi thi aur lagta hai iss par bhi kaali shaktiya aa gayi
thi iss ka pura sharir badal gya tha aankhe kaali pad gayi thi

Janu:- par tumne toh shaktiya nikal di thi na meri

Main:- iss bare main mujhe nahi pata par Masoom tumhe kya hua tha

Janu:- arre main toh batana bhul gayi Sona ki body se bhi khon nikal raha tha

Main:- jab tak mera khon unke andar hai usse kuch nahi hoga

Masoom:- yeh kya tumne mere kapde nikal diye purre Janu ne apne sharir par hath rakaha

Main:- kya karta tum dono kaanp jo rahi thi kyu galat kiya

Dono:- nahi par sharam aa rahi hai dono ne sar mere seene par rakh diya maine ek hath
Masoom aur dusra hath Janu ke kandhe par rakha aur dono ke sar par kiss kar ke ankhe
band kar li udhar sab ko mere bare main pata chal gya tha tv channels par fight telecast
ho rahi thi

News 6:- yeh dekhiye aaj aap sochne par majbur ho jayenge ke kya aap hi duniya main
akele nahi hain halaki puri video nahi mil payi hai par jinta bhi mila hai achi baat hai

Maa:- mera beta kaha hai abhi aur yeh sab

Dad:- chalo uske room main wo dono bahar nikale to sab unke room ke bahar the

C Chachi:- aap logo ne news dekhi

Sab:- han dekhi sab mere gate par aa kar knock karne lage mera aur Masoom ka room pas
main tha toh mujhe awaaj aa gayi

Main:- tum dono yahi leti raho maine kapde pehne aur apne room main aakar gate khola

Maa:- Dev beta tu thek to hai na

Main:- haan maa aap sab yaha

Dad:- yahi bate kare ga ya andar aane dega

Main:- Dad aapke room main chalein mera bed tut gya hai

Dad:- bed tut gya matlab

Main:- chalo toh sahi baad main puchna sab unke room main aaye
B Chacha:- Dev yeh sab kya hai unhone news ki taraf ishara kiya

Main:- pata nahi kon hai

Maa:- kya yeh tu nahi

Main:- aap sabka dimag kharab ho gya hai bhala yeh main kaise ho sakta hon

Saloni:- toh yeh Janu yaha kaise aayi

Maa:- kon Janu

Saloni:- maa jo iss se lad rahi thi

Main:- aap sab ka dimag kharab ho gya hai yeh hoga koi mujhe iske bare maa nahi pata
Saloni didi kuch bolane wali thi maine unka mouh band kar diya aur aankh marri bas aur
kuch nahi chup ho jayein

C Chachi:- hum sab toh dar hi gaye the ki tum

Main:- arre iss duniya main bohut se ek sakal ke aadmi ho sakte hai na shayad yeh bhi ho

Dad:- chal thek hai

Main:- ab main chalta hon

Ritu:- chalo na bhai ghumne chalate hain

Main:- thoda thak gya hon tum log maje karo aur waha se Sona ke pas aaya

S Dad:- beta tu thek toh hai naa

Main:- haan Sona kaisi hai

S mom:- thek hai ab utha du kya

Main:- nahi usse aram karne do main aata hon main un charo ke pas gya

Arav:- bhai yeh sab kya tha Janu aur tu aur Janu kaisi hai

Main:- wo thek hai yaar wo sab chodo tum sab thek ho naa

Nitika:- haan agar tumhara blood humare andar na hota toh shayad na bachete

Main:- agar blood na hota toh shayad hota nahi

Shikha:- chal chod kuch hua toh nahi na

Main:- acha toh tum sab taayar ho naa

Jagpreet:- kaise ho aap itna bada hadsa hua aur aap ko jaise koi farak nahi pad raha

Main:- agar maine in sab ke bare main socha toh shayad main sochete sochete hi mar
jaonga mujhe lagta hai mera naam Dev Rajput nahi Dev ek hadsa hona chahiye

Arav:- sacch bhai jitni lagi hai utnne main log pagal ho jate

Main:- tu majak uda raha hai

Arav:- abe chill kar tere toh maje hain

Main:- chup kar saale ek ki baat dusre se karu to tisri jalti hai teesri se milu toh chouti aur
ussko yaad karu to ghar wale

Shikha:- sab thek hoga chalo pehle kaam pura karte hain maine Arav ki layi talwar utha li

Main:- tum apne kaam par jao main apne kaam par phir hum sab godown ke thodi dur
pahunch gaye maine dress change ki

Main:- tum dono apni postion lo aur Shikha tum niklo Jagpreet tum yahi dhayan rakhna
camera se main andar gya

Gate keeper:- aaye kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- main woh godown ke uss side ek pipe hai jisme shayad leakage hai wahi check
karna hai

Gate keepeer:- ohh acha jao par idhar udhar ghumna nahi

Main:- han thek hai main andar gya godown par itni kam security kuch ajeeb hai are main
bhul gya main toh ab ghayab ho sakta hon maine ankhe band ki aur ghayab ho gya aur
trunk ke pas pohuncha

Main:- yaha bhi code koi nahi hai yeh maamala kya hai maine trunk khola uss main ek
paper rakha tha aur likha tha Jokers will die main sedha car main aaya

Jagpreet:- kya hua aise kyu aaye maine phone liya aur Shikha aur sab ko bula liya aur hotel
pahuncha

Main:- sach sach batao kis kis ko bataya hai tumne ke hum yaha hain

Nitika:- Dad ko pata hai aur Marcus ko maine khich kar ek thappad mara wo neeche gir
gaayi
Main:- you stupid Shikha ne usse uthaya aur boli pagal ho gaye ho kya

Main:- kiss ne kaha tha waha par batane ko han

Nitika:- meri koi ghalati nahi Dad ne hi bata diya tha

Main:- mere hatho ke nishan uske gaal par chap gaye the

Arav:- bhai waha hua kya tha maine wo paper usse diya

Arav:- iss ka matlab koi hai jo hum par nazar rakh raha hai

Main:- Japreet jara bug detector denna Jagpreet ne bag se nikal kar diya maine idhar
udhar check kiya wo ek jagah ja kar beep hua

Main:- saala RAW hai yaah bacho ki agency tum sab itna dhayan nahi rakh sakte tum sab
best agent ho aur tumhare hi rooms main bug hain aur tum sabko pata bhi nahi

Maine bug tv tod kar nikala aur use mouh ke pas laya aur bola sun be bachodi ke keede
Jokers ko tu to kya tera baap bhi nahi mar sakta yeh chup kar kya sun raha hai dum hai to
aa na kabhi maidan main bina teel lagaye marunga samjha aur usse tod diya

Arav:- yaar aaj tera gussa kuch jyada nahi ho raha hai

Main:- oye chup kar tera senior hon samjha na saaloo ek kaam nahi hota aur baate karwa
lo aur tum kya roo rahi ho haan kya yaah beauty contest main aayi thi ki sabko batana
chahai thi

Main:- ohh hum hain na drugs mafia ko pakadne ja rahe hain yaha aane ka pura makasad
kharab kar diya

Arav:- bhai ab yeh jyada ho raha hai

Main:- toh kya karu main haan bol uss ne pani ki bottle di

Arav:- pani pi maine bottle li aur khidki ke pas jakar pine laga thodi der baad wo teeno
jane lagi

Main:- Nitika ek minute rukna

Nitika:- nahi main aur jalel nahi hona chahti maine Arav ko ishara kiya wo un dono ko
bahar le gya aur gate band kar diya

Main:- sorry Nitika woh mujhe kuch gussa jyada aa gya tha
Nitika:- aap humare boss hain chahe marre yeh gaali dein

Main:- please aise mat kaho maine usse bed par bethea aur uske pas beth gya dekho tum
janti ho na main thoda jaldi angry ho jata hon bas aaj kuch jyada hi ho gya

Nitika:- par maarne se kya mila

Main:- tum mujhe maar lo hissab barabar ok

Nitika:- nahi woh to main aise hi keh rahi thi

Main:- dekho mere liye mann me koi ghalat baat mat rakhna

Nitika:- thek hai main utha aur jane laga uss ne mujhe peche se aa kar pakad liya

Main:- yeh kya kar rahi ho

Nitika:- galat baat nahi soch sakti toh achi baat toh soch sakti hon maine uska hath
chudaya

Main:- tum galat bande se lift maang rahi ho yaha puri gaadi full hai

Nitika:- main bas tumse thoda se pyaar chahti hon aur kuch nahi

Main:- main tum sab mere peche kyu padi rahti ho main akele ladka nahi hon yaha Arav
bhi to hai

Nitika:- kya samjhte ho mujhe main uss type ki nahi hon

Main:- ghalat mat socho par koi aur kyu nahi main kyu

Nitika:- tumhare care karne ki adda mujhe bohat pasand hai har kisi ke liye apni jaan dao
par laga dete ho bina kuch soche Arav gate khol kar andar aaya aur pucha kya baat ho
gaye

Main:- haan chal main chalta hon aur tum yeh sab apne dimag se nikal do

Arav:- kya sab

Main:- kuch nahi yahi ki mere bare main galat na socho

Nitika:- main toh acha soch rahi hon

Main:- woh bhi nahi samjhi

Arav:- galat toh thek par acha kyu nahi

Main:- tu sochta reh main chala main waha se Masoom ke room main aaya

Janu:- aa gaye itni der se kaha the

Main:- kuch jaruri kaam tha bas

Masoom:- ek baat kahu

Main:- han bol kya baat hai

Masoom:- tum mujhe ignore kar rahe ho na main uske pas gya aur bola kya baat hai Sona
tum aise kyu bol rahi ho main aur tumhe ignore karu

Masoom:- aur nahi toh kya mujh se sahi se baat bhi nahi ki akhir kya kasur hai mera yahi
ki main tum se bohat pyaar karti hon

Main:- please aisa mat kaho

Masoom:- jab bhi koi jaruri baat hoti hai toh tum bula lete ho par mere sath bitane ke liye
tumhare pas wakt hi nahi hai

Janu:- haan Masoom tum sach keh rahi hai maine notice kiya hai thoda ajeb se behav kar
rahe hai jab se wapas aaya hai

Masoom:- main agar Dev ko ek baar kiss naah karu toh wo chain nahi leta tha par ab pata
nahi kya ho gya hai

Janu:- kya ab apaka hum teeno main interset nahi raha

Main:- nahi to aisa nahi ek minute teeno kya Sona yahi hai Sona bathroom se aayi maine
usse gale laga liya

Main:- tum thek ho naa

Sona:- tum yaha kaam karni aaye ho aur humne soche ki hume ghumane laye ho

Main:- suno to tum teeno yeh sab kya soch rahi ho

Sona:- sahi soch rahe hai akhir tum uss din se hum se itna katraa kyu rahe ho pehle jab
tum gale lagete the tab aisa lagta tha ki sukun mil raha hai par ab jaise kuch ajeeb se feel
hota hai jaise tum humse chhutna chaahte ho

Main:- hey bhagwan tum teeno kyu chad rahi ho kuch toh raham karo Sona ne mere seene
par ghussa mara
Sona:- hum yaha apne bare main baate kar rahe hain tum uss Nitika ke bare main soch
rahe ho meri hasi chhut gayi

Main:- tumne mera mann padh liya hai to pata chal gya hoga maine kya bola usse

Janu:- aap baato ko ghumao mat aur sach batao

Main:- acha thek hai Masoom uss din maine tumhe pura sach nahi bataya tha

Masoom:- matlab

Main:- uss din mera sharir ussi rajaya main reh gya tha yeh sirf ek annsh hai kyuki waha
se mera sharir nahi aa sakta tha teeno wahi beth gayi unke ankho main aansu aa gaye
main unke pas betha tum log roo kyu rahi ho iss liye na ki maine tum log se apne ansh ko
milaya

Sona:- aisa nahi hai aap ne hume iss kabil nahi samjh ki aap hume apna dukh bata sake

Janu:- haan aur aapka ansh ho yaa kuch bhi hume toh aap se jude har cheej se pyaar hai

Main:- kya main tum sabke pyaar ke kabil bhi hon yaa nahi

Masoom:- aap mummi ji ki baato se dukhi ho

Main:- aur nahi kya unka kya bas faisla suna diya main unke faisle ke liye in dono se
bewafai nahi karunga woh dono mere gale lag gayi

Janu:- aapka pyaar pakar hum dono bohat khush hain

Main:- acha ab chalo sote hain raat ho gayi hai

Masoom:- haan thek keh rahe ho

Main:- par pahle mera mouh meetha karo

Massoom:- kuch to sharam karo

Main:- iss sharam ki wajah se baar baar pyasa reh jata hon

Janu:- main pani lakar dun

Main:- ruk pani ki bachi main usse pakad kar uss ke bed par kud gya

Main:- ab kaha jayegi uss ne mera sar pakda aur kiss karni lagi thodi der baad hum haanfte
hue juda hue
Main:- dekho Masoom isse kahte hain asli gf ekdum fast forward

Masoom:- jyada mat bolo pehle shaadi

Main:- main toh Janu se karunga yeh mast hai

Sona:- dekho toh kitni aag lagi hai

Main:- aur nahi toh kya

Sona:- toh bhuja lo

Main:- sach main Janu hat gayi

Main:- tumhe kya hua

Janu:- main nahi maine mouh niche latkaa liya Masoom mera face opar kar ke bura laga
kya hum toh majak kar rahe the main kuch nahi bola Masoom peche ho gayi maine mouh
oper nahi kiya

Masoom:- lo kar lo jo karna hai maine opar dekha

Main:- arre pagloo yeh tshirt kyu utari

Janu:- kyu ab kya hua mita lo apani aag

Main:- tum sab na yeh dialoge band karo aisa lag raha hai jaise main jabardasti maang
raha hon woh phir kuch bolane wali thi

Main:- chup ekdum chup aur aao yaha sote hain woh teeno mere paas let gayi main bhi
unko baho main soo gya

Subah meri need khuli wo tino waha nahi thi main uth kar bathroom main jane laga par
gate band tha main baby tum ho kya

Masoom:- han main hon

Main:- baby gate kholo na mujhe nahana hai

Masoom:- pehle main to naha lo

Main:- tumhare sath hi toh nahana hai

Masoom:- chup chap nashta order karo maine nashta mangwaya wo bahar aayi uske baal
bhige hue the wo mere pas aakar tea ka cup uthne lagi
Masoom:- aise kya ghur rahe ho kabhi dekha nahi hai kya

Main:- dekha toh bohat par bhige baalo main pehli baar dekha

Masoom:- kya baat hai aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai main uth kar bathroom main chala gya

Masoom:- arre baba kya hua maine shower chala diya aur nahane laga uss ne kuch bola
par maine ansuna kar diya thodi der baad main bahar aaya woh wahi khadi thi

Masoom:- kya hua hai tumhe ekdum se

Main:- yaar pyaar karu toh problem na karu toh problem woh mere karib aa gayi

Masoom:- mere babu ko pyaar karna hai

Main:- hmm usne mere seene par hath rakha aur hont mere honto se jod diya maine uske
baal apne hatho main le liye hume dono ki ankhe band ho gayi maine uski kamar pakad
kar utha liya aur chumne laga

Richa:- uuunu Masoom ki ankhe khul gayi par main toh sab kuch bhul kar bas uske honto
ko chus raha tha Masoom ne mera face pakad kar dur kiya meri bhi ankhe khul gayi
Masoom chhut kar pice chali gayi aur kuch nah boli pata nahi Richa ungliyoo se na jane
kya kar rahi thi

Main:- haan kya koi baat thi arre kuch bolo bhi

Richa:- haan maa ne bulaya hai main thek bol kar waha se maa ke pas aaya

Main:- han maa kya hua

Maa:- aa gya tu in sab ne meri jan kha rakhi hai ke shopping par jana hai

Main:- toh kya hua le jata hon sabko

Ritu:- hum ready hain

Main:- main atta hon aur jo tayar nahi hua hai woh bhi ho jao phir main wapas apne room
main apne kapde lene aaya

Main:- abe mere sare kapde kaha gaye main Masoom ke room main aaya

Main:- baby mere kapde kaha gaye

Masoom:- arre tumhare room ki service honi thi toh sare samaan yahi hai

Main:- thek hain acha kiya

Richa:- wo reception wala aapko bula rahe the room ki halat ke liye

Main:- abe itna sa kaam bhi tum nahi kar sakti aur biwi banti ho wo dono hasne lagi

Main:- acha niche jao aaur tayar ho jao shopping par jana hai Richa ok bol kar chali gayi

Main:- woh dono kaha hain

Masoom:- apne room main hongi

Main:- main cars ka intazaam karta hon tum sab ko tayar kara lo aur haan woh tumhari
dost hai jo achanak mil gayi hain samjhi

Masoom:- kyu maa se dar lag rahe hai

Main:- nahi woh to bas order deti hai par meri behne toh meri jaan kha jayengi uske baad
main chaar cars book ki aur chal pada apni family aur gf ke sath ghumne main Masoom
aur Richa ek car main the kyuki maa ka aadesh jo tha

Masoom:- babu toh kab jaoge apni body lene

Richa:- kya

Main:- kabada kar diya na

Richa:- aapki body

Main:- kya aap laga raha hain ho mujh se badi aur

Masoom:- yeh baat galat hai babu aise kisi ki feeling ko samjh nahi sakte toh aisa bhi nahi
karna

Richa:- sahi hai main ek ghalati hi toh hon

Main:- (mann main) kya musibat hai

Main:- arre tum bura kyu maan rahi ho ab kya tum par gussa bhi nahi ho sakta par pata
nahi kyu Richa se baat karne main mujhe koi interest nahi tha

Richa:- nahi mujhe par aapka hak hai

Main:- (mann main) ghanta teri wajah se Komal chod gayi baat karti hai

Richa:- kya hua aap bataye na kaisi body

Main:- toh suno mere andar supar natural powers hain aur kal jo news main tha woh main
hi hon

Main:- haan aur Joker naam toh suna hoga woh bhi main hon Richa ka mouh band ho hi
nahi raha tha

Main:- meri body ek rajaya main ked hai aur yeh bas mere body ka ansh hai

Richa:- yeh bas hainmujhe yakin nahi ho raha

Masoom:- ki aise powers hoti hain

Richa:- nahi kal jab tv dekha tab hi bharam dur ho gya tha mujhe toh yakin nahi ho raha
main ek supar hero ki wife hon meri hasi chhut gayi

Masoom:- kya hua

Main:- aaye yeh supar hero ki diwani hai in ke room main bas supar heroes aur black
widow ki photo milegi Akash ki kayi baar dhulayi hui hai

Richa:- yeh aap mujhe bado ki tara aap mat bolo bas tum se bulao

Main:- ok ok fine uss ne mere hath pakda aur kiss kar diya

Main:- yeh kya

Richa:- aaj ek supar hero se shaadi karni ka mera sapna sach ho gya

Main:- kya shaadi karni kaa

Richa:- aur kya

Main:- agar tumhe bhi powers mil jaye toh

Richa:- ohh my godh kya aisa ho sakta hai

Masoom:- kya soch rahe ho

Main:- jab ek mantra se Janu ko powers de sakta hon toh aise kyu nahi ab iss ki life bhi
toh mujh se jud gayi hai par

Richa:- par kya

Main:- pata nahi kyu tumko dekh kar ke wife wali feeling nahi aati shayad pehle behan
manta tha iss liye Richa mouh niche kar ke bethi rahi achanak uss ne Masoom ko pice kiya
aur aur mere opar chad kar kiss karni lagi main toh harain hi reh gya par aisa wild kiss tha
ke bata nahi sakta tha woh itna tez chus rahi thi jaise kha jayegi mera hath uske jhaang
par chala gya woh aur tezi se mere hont chusne katne lagi maine uski jhaangho ko daba
diya

Masoom:- aa yeh toh Masoom ki jhaang hai maine Richa ko khinch kar alag kar diya

Main:- what happened to u uss ne kiss phir se shuru kar diya uski body jaise jal rahi thi
maine usse khich kar alag kiya woh lambi lambi sanse lene lagi

Masoom:- tum thek toh ho na

Richa:- hmm

Masoom:- hua kya tha

Richa:- bas inhe batana chahti thi ke main bhi in ki wife hon

Main:- wife nahi

Richa:- kyu

Main:- wild wife sach main wild woh blush karni lagi

Main:- waki ye aisa toh kise nahi kiya u r best main bas bak bak kar raha tha udhar
Masoom gusse main jal rahi thi hamari car ruki phir hum sab mall main gaye

Ritu:- bhai mujhe phone lena hai

Main:- chalo sabko dilwata hon

Maa:- sabko

Main:- kyu kya hua

Dad:- lo mera card lete jao

Main:- Papa bas bhi karo aap apni dream girl ko sambhalo main in ke liye kafi hon

Neha:- chalo na bhai main sabko lekar shop par gya

Ritu:- bhai yeh wala dilaoge kya

Main:- kyu tujhe pasand nahi hai kya

Ritu:- kisko pasand nahi hai

Sales girl:- kya madad karu sir

Main:- ohh Indian ho aap

Sales girl:- haan aap logo ko toh dekh kar pata chala

Main:- haan woh toh hain haan toh miss

Sales girl:- Nidhi

Main:- Nidhi ji in sabko iphone x de do

Nidhi:- kis ko

Main:- sabko uska mouh khul gya

Main:- kya hua

Neha:- sabko bhai

Main:- haan sabko

Nidhi:- sure maine card se pay kiya phir aur bhi shopping ki Janu aur Sona ko bhi saaman
dilwaya phir main Sona aur Janu ko lekar bahar aaya

Janu:- kitne ache ho tum hamare liye time nikal liya

Main:- kyu na nikalo itni hot gf’s har kisi ko nahi milti main unko lekar ek restro main lekar
gya Masoom ko samjha kar gya ki sambhal le hum teeno waha baate karne lage aur kuch
khane lage

Janu:- jaan woh ladka hume aise ghur kyu raha hai

Main:- Sona jara mann padana

Sona:- nahi padh paa rahi hon

Main:- ajeeb hai mera padh leti ho uska kyu nahi phir main teeno ko bahar lekar aaya woh
ladkabhi hamare pice aaya

Main:- tum sahi keh rahi ho yeh hamara piccha kar raha hai woh bilkul mere pas aaya

Main:- kya baat hai bhai kyu piccha kar rahe ho

Ladka:- tum khud ko mere hawale kar do

Main:- bhai yeh toh hona mushkil hai

Ladka:- mere liye kuch bhi mushkil nahi

Main:- toh mujhe kya bacha samjha hai

Ladka:- han mere liye toh tum dono bache hi ho

Main:- bhai tum na toh koi gunde lagte ho aur na hi galat aadmi par tum yeh sab kyu kar
rahe ho

Ladka:- tumne kal dharti par hadkamp machaya hai

Main:- tumhe kaise pata ki wo hum dono hi hain

Ladka:- koi mujh se nahi chup sakta

Janu:- aye Mr ab jyada ho raha hai

Main:- Janu 2 min chup raho

Ladka:- tum chaho ya na chaho main tumko lekar hi jaonga

Main:- yaar aram se baat kar raha hon aur tumhe itna hi bola ke uss ne ek light Sona aur
Janu par chodhi woh dono behosh ho gayi mujhe gussa aaya main usse marne ko hath
uthaya ki uss ne ek ghusa mara aur main behosh ho gya jab ankhe khuli toh main aise
jagah par tha ke mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha

Main:- Janu Janu utho Sona baby utho na hum ek jail main ked the

Sipahi:- oye hala kyu kar raha hai chup chaap beth

Main:- saalo tum sabko zinda nahi chodna main tabhi woh ladka aaya

Sunehri:- parnaam maharaj yeh toh Raja lag raha hai par yeh hume yaha kyu laaya hai

Ladka:- yaha se nikalne ki sochna bhi mat

Main:- tum kyu chahte ho ki main tumko mar do

Ladka:- itna aashan nahi tum yaha se nikal hi nahi paoge maine uth kar gate ko laat mari
par main dur jakar gir gya main phir utha phir mara phir dur gira kafi der tak massakat
karta raha par koi fark nahi pada maine ghayab hone ki bhi koshish ki par bekar

Ladka:- tum kuch nahi kar paoge main bohat thak gya tha

Main:- bhai tu jo bhi hain aam inssan toh nahi par meri in masumo ko kyu rakha hai ladka
soch main pad gya

Ladka:- yaar tum galat inssan nahi lag rahe phir tumne kal woh sab kyu kiya
Main:- woh mujhe nahi pata bas kuch shaktiya mili hain mujhe ladke ne hath badhaya aur
Sona aur Janu ghayab ho gayi

Ladka:- inka khayal rakhunga par tumhe khula nahi chodunga tum par abhi bharosa nahi
hai

Main:- agar tu ne in dono ko chua bhi toh main tujhe aisi mout dunga ki tu soch na payega
woh ghayab ho gya

Main:- ruk ja ruk kaha gya meri Janu Sona aaj pehli baar bilkul asayaye mahsus kar rahi
thi meri aankho main aansu aa gaye

Udhar Sona aur Janu ki ankhe khuli

Janu/Sona:- Dev kaha hai humare Dev

Ladki 1:- aap aaram kare woh thek hai par abhi Bandigarah main hai

Sona:- Bandigarah kon ho tum log aur hum kaha hain

Ladki 2:- mera naam Preet hai aur inka naam Sanju

Janu:- par aap log ho kon idhar mera haal bura tha par mujhe gussa bhi aa raha tha

Main:- ab jo main nahi karna chah raha hon wahi karna hoga maine apni talwar ko yaad
kiya tez roshni ke sath talwar aa gayi maine usse opar kiya aur usse jamin main gaadh diya
puri jamin main bijli dodne lagi main jis room main tha woh blast ho gya bohat sare Sipahi
mere pas aane lage

Main:- mere pas in sab se bhidne ka wakt nahi hai main Sona ko yaad kar ke ankhe band
kar li aur unke pas pohonch gaya

Janu/Masoom:- Dev

Preet/Sanju:- aa yeh yaha kaise Janu Sona mere gale lag gayi maine unhen hataya aur
telawar unki taraf kar di tabhi gate khula

Ladka:- saale teri itni himmat wo tezi se meri taraf aaya uski speed tez thi hum dono diwal
tod kar udate hue dur ek madan main gire waha par kafi log the jo humare girate hi sab
jhuk ke beth gaye uss ladke ne uth kar hath uthaya to sab khade ho gaye

Ladka:- teri himmat kaise hui meri biwi par hathiyaar uthne ki aur tu bahar kaise aaya

Main:- mujhe rokana tere bas ka nahi hai

Ladka:- yeh to wakt batayga uss ne hath uthaya uske pas bhi talwar aa gayi woh bhag kar
mere pas aaya aur talwar se mere opar war kiya maine usse jaise hi war roka tez roshni
nikali aur waha par jo log the wo dard se chillane lage uss ladke ne jhat se apni telawar
hata li mo bhag kar kuch roshni apne hath se logo par chodne laga par talwar ki shakti ab
mujhe pareshan nahi kar rahi thi main utha woh ladka aaya aur ek laat mujhe jad di aur
phir mujhpar aag chod di par maine usse talwar se roka to pas ke gharon ke opar aag lag
gayi woh ladka thoda pareshan hua par uss ne aag bujha di

Ladka:- Ravi kaha hai jaldi aa yaha maine saas li chalo koi dusra ladega par jab wo aaya to
meri faat ke chaar ho gayi

Main:- daragon bhi hote hain kya uss ne peeche se mujhe maara main dur gira aur jhat se
uth kar bhaga aur usse ek ghusa mara par gol chakkar kha kar thodi dur gira woh utha aur
mujhe apne mouh main bharne hi wala tha ki maine hath agaya kiya par uss ne puch (tail)
se phir waar kiya

Main:- aahh maaa uski puch main kaate jaise pata nahi kaha se aa gaye wo meri pith main
ghus gaye uss ne mujhe opar ucal diya main hawa main meri talwar niche ki taraf jhuk
gayi aur wo mere hath se chhut gayi

Ladka:- shaabash Ravi jaise hi meri talwar jamin par giri itni tez roshni nikli ki sabki ankhe
band ho gaye mujhe aur uss ladke ko chod kar main dhadm se niche gira maine dekha ki
uss roshni main se ek sher nikal raha tha mere sath woh ladkabhi heran tha tabhi dragon
ne neele rang ki bijli jaise kuch sher par fenki par uske pahunchne se pehle hi sher ne ek
gola uski taraf chod diya woh ladkhata hua dur ja gira aur behosh ho gya

Ladka:- bas ab bohat ho gya maine apni talwar utha li uss ne talwar mere taraf itni jaldi
fenki ke main sambhal nahi paya aur sher pata nahi kaha ghayab ho gya aur talwar seedha
mere pet ke aar par ho gayi speed itni tez thi ki main talwar samet ek ped main tang gya
woh mere pas aa raha tha maine khich kar talwar nikal di par mera bohat khon nikal gya
tha mujhe dhundla dhikayi dene laga maine war ke liye hath uthaya toh wahi ki koi ladki
chilayi aur main behosh ho gya

(Just a special appearance)

Preet:- (Veer wife) Veer ruk jao

Veer:- (Ladka) kya baat hai

Janu:- aap hume galat samjh rahi ho

Veer:- par iss ne Preet par talwar kyu utha rakhi thi Sona ne aakar mera sar apni godh
main rakha

Sona:- woh bas dar raha tha ki kahi yeh hamme kuch kare na par aap gusse main kuch
sune bina usse waha se yaha le aaye

Veer:- ruko main thek karta hon haalaki mera ghaav bhar jata par dheere par uss ne kuch
kiya ki mera ghav ekdum bhar gya uss ne mere maathe par hath rakha mujhe hosh aaya
maine dekha ki Sona mere sar aur Janu per ko pakad kar bethi hai Sona ke aansu mere
gaalo par girne lage

Main:- kyu roo rahi ho tum thek toh ho naa

Veer:- mujhe maaf karna bhai ghalat fahmi main yeh sab ho gya

Preet:- haan hum toh bas inka dhayan rakh rahe the

Main:- main bhi maafi chahunga par aap ho kon aur yeh jagah kon se hai

Veer:- yeh mera plant hain Morgan aur main yaha ka Raja hon main uth kar khada ho gya

Main:- bhai kya main ghar ja sakta hon

Veer:- mujhe samjh main nahi aa raha ki tum log sahi ho ya ghalat kal tum dono lad rahe
the aur aaj sath sath

Preet:- pehle andar toh le chal yaha baat karna thek nahi hai

Veer:- yahi thek rahega chalo hum sab andar aaye kuch khaya piya

Veer:- haan toh ab batao

Main:- baat yeh hai ki

Veer:- ohh toh yeh baat hai

Main:- han yehi sab sab hua tha

Veer:- kuch bhi kaho taakatwar ho bhai par abhi tum apni shaktiyo ka istemal sahi se nahi
jante ho

Main:- woh yu hai par aaj lag raha hai ki mujhe jana padega
Veer:- maine kafi shaktiyo ko dekha hai par tumhari alag hain maine tum par war kiya toh
tumne apni talwar se roka tha toh meri planet ka nuksaan hua yeh to jab ho sakta hai jab
main kisi achi yaa Deviye shakti par war karu

Main:- kya tum bata sakte ho ki yeh sab mujhe kaha se mila hai Veer ne mere shirt kholi
aur mere seene par kuch diamond jaisa rakha aur ankhe band kar li thodi der baad uss ne
ankhe kholi aur phiche hat gya

Main:- kya hua bhai

Veer:- pata lagne wala hi tha ke

Main:- haan ruk kyu gaye

Veer:- bhai thodi der rukta toh tu meri shaktiya khich leta hum sab ke mouh khul gaye
akhir Sanju boli

Sanju:- yeh kaise ho sakta hai tumhari shaktiya kaise

Veer:- koi Deviya shakti hain iss ke andar

Main:- kya bole ja rahe ho aap sab aise kaise ho sakta hai yeh powers shayad mere kisi
Guru ji se mili hai

Veer:- sach main bhai tera sharir badh gya par dimag nahi

Main:- kya kehna chahte ho

Veer:- acha bahar jo sher aaya aur tumhari talwar kya tumhe lagta hai agar kisi aur ki
power hoti toh woh wapas aa jati iss baat ne mujhe bhi soch main daal diya

Janu:- kya hua kya soch rahe ho

Main:- yahi ki ab mujhe meri body ki jarurat hai

Veer:- matlab body ki kya maine usse woh baat shayad nahi batayi thi par ab bata di

Veer:- bhai main keh toh nahi sakta par yeh bohat jyada shakti saali hain shayad kisi bhi
planet ko ek chutki main nasht kar de

Main:- khush hokar kya sach ma

Veer:- bhai par shaktiyo ke sath kuch musibate bhi aati hain yeh hamesha hota hai

Main:- kya matlab ab koi musibat bhi aayegi kya

Veer:- han bhai jaha tak mujhe pata hai jab bhi kisi nai shakiti ka ejad hota hai toh uske
viprit buri shaktiya bhi aati hain aur tumhari shakitya bohat purani lagti hain

Main:- acha bhai yeh kon hai

Veer:- meri biwi hai

Main:- dono hain

Veer:- aur bhi hain

Main:- acha kitni

Veer:- kyu bhai tum apni waliyoo se picha chudana chaahte ho kya

Sanju:- kya matlab

Main:- kuch nahi aise hi

Veer:- dekh bhai jo tu soch raha hai aur tere dimag ki sari uthal puthal ko maine pada hai
toh bata du yeh Sanju meri sagi behan hai

Hum teeno:- kya

Veer:- haan bhai kyu kya hua

Main:- tumhari behne

Sanju:- jab duniya bani thi to sirf ek mard aurat the ham sab un ki aulad hain ham sab me
khon ka rishta hai sab ek dusre ke bhai behan hain to kya wo sadi nahi karte pyaar nahi
karte ye sab to insano ki banayi hui ha

Main:- kya behuda baat karte ho aap log samaaj main kuch tarike hote hain aur kuch
maryada bhi

Preet:- acha toh kya tum samaj ka niymoo ka palan kar rahe ho in dono ke sath pyaar kar
ke

Janu:- iss se aapka koi matlab nahi hai

Main:- aap dono ladna mat shuru kar dena

Veer:- acha bhai itni sari biwiya kaise sambhalte ho wo mere kaan main mat puch bhai
meri toh lagi padi hai

Preet:- yeh kya khusar pusar ho rahi hai

Sanju:- hamari burayi

Veer:- arre baba main aur tumhari burayi kabhi nahi

Sona:- ab hume yaha se chalna hoga

Main:- haan bhai yaha kafi late ho gya hain waha sab hume dhund rahe honge

Veer:- thek hai aur apni shaktiyo ka istemal sahi se karna sikho

Main:- ok bhai thek hai phir sab se alwida le kar waha se mall main aaya aur Janu Sona ko
car se ghar bheja

Waha pohuncha toh mere ghar wale pareshan the ke pata nahi kyu koi waha se gya jaise
hi maa ki nazar mujh par padi maa bhagte hue mere gale lag gayi aur rone lagi

Main:- maa kya hua aap roo kyu rahi ho

Maa:- rote hue kaha chala gya tha meri jaan phir se nikal di tu ne

Main:- maa pehle aap chup ho jao aur yaha se chalo sab batata hon hum sab ghar lout
aaaye aur sab ke sab ne mujhe gher liya

Main:- kya baat hai Ritu aur Saloni didi mujhe se chipak gayi

Main:- ab tumhe kya hua hai woh chup thi

Main:- bolo bhi

Ritu:- aap aisa kyu karte ho baar baar pichli baar ka ghum kam tha ki ab phir se

Main:- arre meri behna main kahi nahi gya tha Saloni didi ke ankho se bas aansu nikal rahe
the

Main:- please didi aap rona band kar do na

B Chachi:- beta aise bhi koi jata hai bata kar jate pata hai sab ke sab pichle 7 ghante se
rooye ja rahi hain

Main:- (mann main) kitna ghatiya hai tu dekh kitna pyaar karte hain sab tujh se aur tu
samjhta hai ke sab apna apna sochti hain sach main dhitkaar hai tum par

Dad:- bata bhi de kaha gya tha

Main:- dad bas woh ek kaam pad gaya tha

Maa:- beta yeh sab chod de na kyu karta hai yeh sab

Main:- kya bol rahi ho aap

Dad:- tere kapde khon se saane hain aur shakal dekh ohh shit jaldi ke chakar main aise hi
yaha aa gya un dono ko bhi nahi bataya

Main:- maa woh bas thodi si chot hai

Richa:- iss thodi si kehte ho yeh toh bohat jyada hai

Main:- abhi badal deta hon hatoo didi Ritu

Ritu:- arre bhai didi toh aapki baho main hi soo gayi

Maa:- Saloni uth

Main:- dheere se shiii chup raho maa sone do aap log bhi jakar aaram karo baad main
baat karta hon aur inko leta deta hon main didi ko godh main utha kar unke room main
gya aur unhe leta diya aur jaise hi peche hata mera locket unke baalo main fas gya maine
dheere se nikala aur jane laga tha ki didi ne mera hath pakad liya

Main:- sorry didi aapki neend khul gayi wo locket fas gya tha

Saloni:- bhai aaj yahi ruk ja naa

Main:- par didi woh

Saloni:- kya ab apni behan ke liye itna nahi kar sakta

Main:- kaisi baate karti ho main kapde badal kar aata hon unho ne phir mera hath khincha

Main:- ab kya hua

Saloni:- agar tu waha gya toh woh dono tujhe aane nahi degi

Main:- toh phir

Saloni:- shirt utar kar yahi let jaa

Main:- ruko yeh lo maine shirt utar di aur gate band kar ke unke side main let gya

Saloni:- kyu bhai mujh se naraj ho kya

Main:- didi kya hua aaj aise kyu baat kar rahe ho

Saloni:- kya karu tu ab mujh se bhi bada jo lagta hai

Main:- kaha didi yeh toh bas mama ke injection ka kamal warna main kab ka maa unho
ne mere mouh par hath rakh diya

Saloni:- aaj ke baad aisa mat bolna aur rahi baat bade hone ki woh to ho gya hain chota
bhai aise hi apni behan ke bathroom main nahi aata mere kaan aur g### se dhua nikal gya

Saloni:- kyu bol ab

Main:- woh didi gaalti se ho gya tha

Saloni:- acha to galati se sabke bathroom main jata tha

Main:- arre nahi woh to aap ka room tha toh abe kya bol diya

Saloni:- oh my godh tu jaan bhuj kar aaya tha

Main:- arre nahi ghalti se nikal gya

Saloni:- aur koi galti toh nahi karni

Main:- didi please uss sab ko chodo naah

Saloni:- acha chal soo ja

Main:- acha thek hai arre pakad kyu rahi ho

Saloni:- ekdum chup aur soo jaa

Main:- pehle aap chipko mat

Saloni:- kyu

Main:- shirt nahi pehni hai na

Saloni:- chal hat jyada mat sharma

Main:- main kaha sharma raha hon aap bhi naa

Saloni:- acha yeh bata kaha gya tha

Main:- abhi sone ko bola na phir sawal kyu Saloni didi ne mere seene par nocha

Main:- aa kya karti ho dukhta hai

Saloni:- bata kaha gya tha aur yeh blood kaisa

Main:- time aane par sab bata dunga

Saloni:- tujhe meri kasam

Main:- kya majak hai didi yeh kasam jaruri thi main ja raha hon yaha se main uth kar jane
laga unho ne peche se pakad liya

Saloni:- bhai sorry bas jana chati thi

Main:- pehle aap yeh bhai mat bolo Dev thek hai

Saloni:- oks Dev

Main:- kyu jana chahti ho jis se dukh ho aapko

Saloni:- jo bhi ho mujhe suna hai

Main:- bol kya jana chati ho

Saloni:- sab kuch jo bhi tu ne mujhe se chupaya hai

Main:- chalo bed par betho batata hon sab kuch wo beth gayi

Main:- aapki goad main sar rakh lun

Saloni:- pehle pucha hai kabhi main unki goad main sar rakh kar let gya

Main:- baat tab ki hai jab main 8th main tha

Saloni:- uss se pehle

Main:- uss se pehle main aap se kuch nahi chupata tha

Saloni:- chal bata aise kya hua ki tu mujh se chupane laga

Main:- didi aise hi baat kiya karo aur hasne lagi

Main:- haan toh baat jab ki hain main class main betha aapko toh pata hai ki main kabhi
jyada ghumta toh nahi bas padne par focus rakhta tha

Saloni:- haan woh toh hai

Main:- haan uss din Akash aaya aur bola

Akash:- bhai aaj raja ki prince ki achi dhulayi hui hai

Main:- kya hua bhai kisne mara usse

Raja:- badla le kar rahunga bhai acha nahi kiya

Main:- bhai bata toh kisne kiya hai bachega nahi

Saloni:- yeh tu ne bola

Main:- aur kya padhai apni jagah dosti apni jagah

Raja:- abe yaar itni si baat ke liye koi marta hai kya

Main:- kiya bosideke bas bak bak kar raha hai

Akash:- abe woh Komal hai naa (class 9tha section b)

Main:- kon Komal bhai

Akash:- iss saal hi aayi tu class se nikla kar tabhi toh pata chalega na

Main:- abe kaam ki baat kar

Akash:- iss ne usse propose kiya

Main:- saale tujh se kaha hain yeh ladkiya marangi tujhe

Raja:- abe uss ne mana kar diya toh main ja raha tha par uske bhai aur dosto ne mara
chataakk

Akash:- mara kyu

Main:- bosidke woh pit raha tha aur tu dekh raha tha chataakk

Main:- abe mujhe kyu

Akash:- yeh pit raha tha aur tu padh raha tha

Raja:- ab tum ladoo main ja raha hon

Raja:- saale uss ne school main mara mujhe

Main:- abe gandu teachers mujhe acha samjhte hain iss liye main sare kaam bahar karta
hon chahtaak

Main:- kya didi kyu marti ho

Saloni:- itni gaali deta hai

Main:- ab sab kuch batana hai toh bata raha hon

Saloni:- tabhi main kahu koi itna sedha kaise ho sakta hai class top games top fitness top
iss umar main

Main:- rock ka fan jo hon aur paise ki kami bhi nahi hai

Saloni:- aage

Main:- saali chaattakk

Main:- ab kyu

Saloni:- behan ko gaali

Main:- Raja ne bola tha

Saloni:- ohh sorry continue

Raja:- saali ko chodunga nahi thappad mara tha

Main:- cool cool sab ko chhuti main dekhenge aur chhuti main

Raja:- kyu chale bhai

Main:- han bata kon hai saala

Akash:- yeh toh saala bana raha hai yeh kya ladega

Main:- abe saale gaali hai

Akash:- na bhai main tera saala nai hon didi hasne lagi

Saloni:- waah ussko kya pata yehi sach hoga

Main:- didi

Saloni:- ohh sorry continue

Raja:- tum dono ko majak lag raha hai

Main:- pehle dikha kaha hai woh woh dekho car se ja raha hai

Main:- abe chhutiye woh toh car main hai

Raja:- bhai ab yeh tu dekh

Main:- chalo bike utha aur oye Pankaj jara sath chal

Pankaj:- kaha bhai

Main:- kisi ki marni hai

Saloni:- yeh gandi gandi baate mat bata

Main:- sorry woh flow main tha

Salonii:- uuuu chal chod jaise sunana hai suna

Pankaj:- acha chal tu main baki ko lekar aata hon

Akash:- abe tu inhe kaise janta hai

Main:- baad main betho jaldi hum teeno nikal pade uss car ke peche

Main:- aage lekar ja aage Raja ne bike aage jakar laga di

In Car

Sam:- kya hua

Driver:- samne

Sam:- yeh saala yaha nahi bachega

Sam:- (phone kiya) haan Raajiv jaldi sabko lekar pahunch

Rajiv:- aaya bhai chalo be panga ho gya

Main:- ab uterega ya nahi hum teeno utar gaye

Raja:- ab nikal bahar ab batata hon main kon hon

Sam:- kya be kyu bak bak kar raha hai kya mar bhul gya

Main:- oyee akele maar kar jyada udd raha hai

Sam:- acha toh tu bhi ladna janta hai maine socha tu padne wala bhondu hai peche se
Rajiv kayi ladko ke sath waha aaya

Rajiv:- kya hua bhai

Sam:- yeh dekh yahi hai

Rajiv:- abe Dev tu yaha

Main:- haan iss ne Raja ko mara

Sam:- abe kya tum dono ek dusre ko jante ho

Rajiv:- haan janta hon

Raja:- abe kya baate karne aaya hai marro

Rajiv:- bhai Dev tu hat jaa

Main:- tu yeh kar sakta hai

Rajiv:- nahi

Main:- maro be fir shuru hue indian street fight laat gusse aur gaali maine Sam ka sar
pakda aur car ke bonet main mara peche se ek ne pakad liya mujhe tabhi Pankaj bhagta
hua aaya ladko ke sath ab barabri ki takkar thi sab ek ek se lad sakte the Akash ek ki taang
pakad ke gira kar marne laga ki do log Raja ki dhulayi karne lage

Rajiv:- yaar sab bhula kar ladayi khatam karo

Raja:- bhai aaj bata bhi de tere baat sab mante hain

Ladka 1:- kyuki hamesha sabke kaam aata hai

Main:- bhai log aaj tum sab ko meri taraf se party tum sab bhi chalo

Rajiv:- hum bhi

Main:- chalo jyada socho mat phir main un ko lekar ek restorant main gya aur khub khaya
piya phir main ghar aaya phir raat ko mere sapne main Komal aay main toh pehle hi nazar
main usse dil de chuka tha par sapne ke chakar main kuch galat hua

Saloni:- kya kiya tu ne

Main:- wo wo nahi bata sakta par aapki ki kasam

Saloni:- bata mujhe ajeeb lag raha hai

Main:- main tum se bohat pyaar karta hon I love you pata nahi yeh sun kar Saloni didi jaise
khush ho gayi

Main:- aaur yeh bol kar maine Pari ko kiss kar diya sapne maa

Saloni:- what yeh sab jo tumne bola woh story thi

Main:- haan

Main:- didi kya hua

Saloni:- kya didi didi laga raha hai

Main:- arre kya hua itna gussa

Saloni:- jab main tujhe Dev keh rahi hon toh didi kyu

Main:- didi toh aap meri ho yahi sach hai

Saloni:- whatever ab soo ja

Main:- abhi baki hai

Saloni:- baad main mera mood kharab hai wo udhar mouh kar ke let gayi

Main:- arre inhe kya hua

Main:- (mann main) ab yeh kaisi awaaj ohh shit maine unhe khich kar sedha kiya

Main:- what happend didi aap roo kyu rahi hain un ke ankho se aansu nikal rahe the

Main:- bolo toh sahi kya hua han

Saloni:- chod mujhe

Main:- aap mat roye na mujhe dar lag raha hai

Saloni:- chod mujhe maine kas ke unka hath pakda aur mouh band kar diya aur ghayab ho
kar beach par aaya ab unke ankho main aansu ki jagah dar tha

Main:- daro mat maine mouh khola

Saloni:- tum kon ho

Main:- aap ka Dev

Saloni:- nahi woh sedha sa ladka tha jisi dekh kar bas khushi milti thi tumhari tarah nahi

Main:- aap kya bol rahi ho

Saloni:- sacch batao mera bhai kaha hai

Main:- main hi aapka bhai hon

Saloni:- hum yaha kaise aa gaye

Main:- suno phir

Saloni:- kya sacch main yeh sirf tera ansh hai aur body waha hai
Main:- haan ab meri shaktiya aa gayi hain toh usse lekar aaunga unho ne mujhe kas ke
gale laga liya

Saloni:- kya sacch main tumne jo kaha tha wo story main tha

Main:- didi aap kya kehna chaah rahi ho

Saloni:- kaash tum samjh paate

Main:- mere paas waise hi bohat kaam hain yeh kaash kya hai

Saloni:- jane do tum aage batao

Main:- ladkiya sacch main kab apna rang badal de keh nahi sakte

Main:- acha hua ki Pari soyi hui thi par mujhe itna pata chal gya ki Komal mere dil main
bas gayi hai phir agle din jab main school gya

Raja:- bhai kal tu ne kya kiya

Main:- bas ab apni bhabi se dur rehna Akash pani pi raha tha uske mouh se hasi chhut
gayi

Main:- kya kar raha hai saale

Akash:- kuch na bhai woh bhabi kab bani

Main:- jab usse dekha tha

Raja:- wah bhai tu ne pyaar main dosti ki laga di

Main:- usse mara toh tha naa

Akash:- aage kya plan hai

Main:- bhai usse dikhne ka mann hai please bhaiyo tum sab iss kaam main expert ho kuch
karo

Raja:- chal phir woh mujhe ek jagah lekar gaye

Main:- yaha kyu

Raja:- woh prayer se pehle yahi aati hai tabhi woh aa kar beth gayi

Main:- kya taarif karu tumhari tarif bhi sharma jaye ek baar tumhe chum kar dekh lon phir
chahe mout bhi aa jaye
Akash:- mout ka toh pata nahi teri behan yahi aa rahi hai

Main:- ohh didi yaha

Saloni:- acha toh uss din jhut bola tha ki sir ne yahi bulaya hai

Main:- haan didi woh main Komal ko dekh raha tha

Saloni:- aisa kya hai uss main

Main:- kya nahi hai uss main ekdum meri dream girl ki tarah hai

Saloni:- matlab main khobsurat nahi hon

Main:- arre nahi aap uss se bhi jyada ho par woh wala love bas uss se kar sakta hon aap
se nahi

Saloni:- kyu nahi kar sakte

Main:- aap ka dimag thikane par toh hai na aaj aap kaisi baate kar rahi ho

Saloni:- tu jhut bolta hai

Main:- arre nahi aapki figure uss se mas

Saloni:- kya bola

Main:- kk kuch bhi toh nahi

Saloni:- nahi kuch toh bola tumne bolo jaldi

Main:- agar sun liya toh puch kyu rahi ho

Saloni:- tujhe meri figure achi lagti hai bol

Main:- hon

Saloni:- hon kya bol abhi toh badi shayri aa rahi thi

Main:- aap se iss topic par baat nahi kar sakta

Saloni:- mere bathroom main ghus sakta hai figure naap sakta hai aur kehta hai baat nahi
kar sakta

Main:- ghalti ek baar ho gayi toh ho gayi woh mere pas aa gayi

Main:- kya kar rahi ho unho ne mere abs par hath rakh diya
Main:- didi mat karo mera control ab kharab ho chuka hai ladkiyo ke sath reh kar woh
mere face bilkul pas aa gayi un ki garam sanse meri ankho par lag rahi thi

Saloni:- kya acha hai meri figure main

Main:- ab jyada ho raha hai didi maine jhat se unhe palta aur room main aa gya aa maaa
main samne wale room ke darwaje se takraya

Main:- arre kya hai ohh my god Pari tu yaha kyu bethi hai

Pari:- woh main

Main:- kya main main kar rahi chal uth aur terii ankho ko kya hua

Pari:- kuch nahi

Main:- chal jara mere sath main usse lekar apne room main aaya

Main:- gudiya yeh sab kya hai waha kyu bethi thi yeh koi apna ghar thodi na hai

Pari:- mujhe aapke bina need nahi aati

Main:- arre baba yeh baat hai meri chocolati girl ko mere pas sona hai

Pari:- haan jab se yaha aayi hon aap mujhe ignore kar rahe ho

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai chal aa ja sote hain Pari mere sath let gayi

Main:- kya aise bhi koi karta hai

Pari:- main aapke bina nahi ji sakti

Main:- arre roo kyu rahi hai meri gudiya

Pari:- aap mujhe pyaar nahi karte

Main:- main sabse jyada tujhse pyaar karta hon

Pari:- jhutt ekdum jhutt

Main:- acha toh kya karu ki sacch lage

Pari:- kiss karo

Main:- hon itna maine uske gaal par kiss liya

Pari:- yeh kya hai

Main:- kiss aur kya

Pari:- jao main baat nahi karti

Main:- (mann main) kaise samjhaon tujhe tu jo chahti hai woh nahi ho sakta hum aise
rishte main bandhe hain jo iss kaam ki ijazat nahi deta

Main:- sun toh sahi

Pari:- nahi aap mujh se pyaar nahi karte

Main:- jis pyaar ki tu baat kar rahi hai woh na toh tujh se kar sakta hon na hi soch sakta
hon Pari mujhe ghurne lagi

Main:- aise kya dekh rahi main sab janta hon

Pari:- bhai aap kya baat kar rahe ho main nahi janti

Main:- dekh gudiya jo tu mere liye sochti hai woh sirf ek attraction aur age ki wajah se hai

Pari:- kya matlab

Main:- main kehna toh nahi chahta par hum lovers nahi ban sakte Pari ka mouh khula reh
gya thodi der koi nahi bola phir

Main:- ab bol bhi

Pari:- aapko yeh sab kaise pata

Main:- mujhe teri sari baate pata hain teri kamar par jo tatoo hai uss main bhi mera hi
naam chupa hua hai

Pari:- toh apne pehle kyu nahi bataya

Main:- aaj teri harkatoo ne mujhe majbur kar diya

Pari:- main nahi manti ki yeh sirf attraction

Main:- maan ja behan main waise bhi apni zindgi ki raftaar nahi rok paa raha

Pari:- thek hai bhai par ek din aapko bata dungi ki mera pyaar koi attraction nahi hai

Main:- chal tu samjh jayegi jab tujhe koi milega ab soo ja ab aur baate nahi phir hum soo
gaye

Location: India
Ek sunsan jagah par jis se thodi duri par Kaal kabrishtaan hai waha par ped ke peche ek
kaalli pahadhi ke sath ek nadi ke pani ke niche ek alag hi duniya basi hui hai waha par ek
sabha lagi hui hai

Mantri:- Mahraj woh wapas aa chuka hai

Mahraj:- meri beti ko jaga do ab woh apna hak lekar rahegi

Mantri:- han Mahraj woh abhi apni shaktiyo se wakif nahi hai

Mahraj:- haan mujhe iss ka abhaas hai jagane ke baad usse yeh de dena

Mantri:- ji Mahraj woh kuch saniko ko lekar ek tekhane main aata hai jaha par ek ladki ki
body padi thi phir unho ne ek laal rang ka powder uske opar dala phir laal rang ki roshni
uss par padi aur uska sharir chamakne laga woh achanak uth kar beth gayi uss ne idhar
udhar dekha

Mantri:- Raj Kumari yeh apke Pita ji ne diya hai ladki uss sandesh ko padhne lagi uske baad
wo uth kar paas ke kamre main gayi idhar mera sharir pasene main tar ho gya

Pari:- bhaiya bhaiya utho kya hua utho main jhat se uth gya

Pari:- kya hua bhai kon aa gayi hai

Main:- hon

Pari:- arre aap badbada rahe the woh aa gayi woh aa gayi

Main:- kon ho tum aur bhaiya kyu bol rahi ho

Pari:- aap ko kya ho gya hai uss ne kas ke mujhe pakad liya mujhe jhatka laga

Main:- arre gudiya kya hua

Pari:- dubara aisa majak mat karna ki aap mujhe nahi jante

Main:- pagal ho gayi hai aisa kabhi nahi hoga achanak mere kaan main ek awaaj aayi apni
jaan ko bacha sakte ho to bacha lo

Main:- (mann main) yeh kya hai par yaar awaaj hamesha jo mujhe sunayi deti hai woh
sacch hoti hai par sab toh yaha hain phir kon hai jise main bachaun

Pari:- kya hua bhai

Main:- gudiya ja sabko keh do hum wapas ja rahe hain

Pari:- kya bhai abhi toh sahi se ghume bhi nahi

Main:- baad main chalo abhi phir main sabko lekar Delhi pahuncha aur Sona Janu Haryana
sab ne bohat sawal kiye par mere paas koi jawab nahi tha hum sab ghar aaye main kamre
me betha soch raha tha ki Saloni didi aayi

Saloni:- kya hua Dev tu kuch pareshan hai maine unhe sab bataya

Saloni:- kon ho sakta hai jise tu hum sabke elawa jaan se jyada pyaar karta hai

Main:- kya pata

Saloni:- ek minute Komal

Main:- ohh maine toh socha hi nahi Komal ko yaad kiya aur ek jungal main ek ghar ke
samne tha main andar gya opar se kuch awaaj aa rahi thi main dheere dheere opar ja raha
tha mere dil jor jor se dhadak raha tha awaaje tez ho rahi thi

Main:- yeh toh Komal ki awaaj hai par yeh nahi ho sakta woh mere sath aisa nahi kar sakti
gate khola toh dekh kar mere ankho main aansn aa gaye waha Komal kisi ko kiss kar rahi
thi aur woh uski chuchiyo ko daba raha tha mera dil ekdum bechain ho gya shayad main
thodi der baad aata toh sex shuru ho chuka hota

Komal:- haan aise hi kab se tadap rahi hon main koi milta hi nahi

Ladka:- kyu woh tha na tera aashique

Komal:- woo toh ek number ka faatu tha kehta tha main tumhare jism ko abhi nahi
chuanga main tumhe shadi tak pavitra rakhna chahta hon mujhe uski baato se itna dard
ho raha tha ke main apne aansu rok hi nahi paa raha tha

Main:- (mann ma) hy bhagwan kya iss duniya main ab hawas hi hai kya pyaar ka koi mol
nahi kya iss liye aap ne kaha tha ki pyaar iss duniyaa ki sabse badi takaat hai kya yahi hai
woh yehi hai toh sab jhut hai akhir maine kya gunaah kiya bas pyaar hi toh kiya par yeh
duniya bas hawasi ho chuki hai

Ladka:- chhutiya tha saala itna acha maal chod kar faltu ki baate karta tha

Komal:- chodo uss namard ko uski baate kar ke meri aag ko saant mat karo

Main:- kaash bhagwan meri yaado main yeh hoti hi na mujhe itna gussa aa raha tha ke
maine drawaje par laat mari darwaja tut gya

Komal:- tum yaha kaise

Main:- kyu meri jaan kya nahi aa sakta

Komal:- jaban sambhal kar baat karo main ab tumhari gf nahi samjhe

Main:- ab fark bhi nahi padta arre tu ne dhoka diya aur mujhpar chadh rahi hai

Komal:- ek baar bhi puccha main yaha kyu aur kaise aaye mera gussa aur badh gya

Main:- maine sab sun liya tha kya kya bola tumne wo bhag kar mere gale lag gayi

Main:- chodho mujhe

Komal:- mujhe maaf kar do iss ne mom Dad ko kidnap kar liya hai aur mujh se yeh sab
karne ko kaha

Main:- iss ki maa ki choot bosidke isse chune ki teri himmat kaise hui

Komal:- mujhe bohat dar lag raha hai iss ne kaha agar maine pyaar se nahi kiya aur gandi
baate nahi ki toh yeh mujhe maar kar mom Dad ko bhi maar dega main khud toh mar sakti
hon par mom Dad ko marne nahi de sakti

Ladka:- aaye kya bak rahi hai maine tere maa baap

Main:- madarchod behan ke lode tu janta hai tu ne kise chua hai

Ladka:- meri baat suno

Komal:- Dev mujhe bohat dar lag raha yeh mujhe mar dega maine usse diwal par de mara
aur Komal ke paas aaya

Main:- daro mat main hon na hahaha ladke ne gun nikal li

Ladka:- mardha jaato kya laga rakha hai ek behnchod chudne ke liye mujhe bulati hai aur
apne aashique ke bare main baate karne ko kahti hai aur dusra tu bosidka na jane kaha
se aagya aur yeh kutiya palat gayi chhutiya samjha hai kya ab bol saale

Main:- Komal kya bol raha hai yeh Komal phir mere gale lag gayi mujhe ajeb laga

Komal:- please Dev mom Dad ko bacha lo

Main:- bata be kaha hain woh

Ladka:- abe chhutiye ho gaye ho tum dono kya bak rahe ho kon maa baap tabhi Komal
khadi ho gayi

Komal:- mujhe maar do aur mere Dev ko jane do

Main:- ruk jao Komal tabhi Komal uss ke pas jane lagi uss ne fire kar diya jo Komal ke dil
main lagi maine aav dekha na taav apni talwar uske pet main gused di aur bahar nikal kar
uski gardan uda di meri talwar ekdum ghayab ho gayi main Komal ke liye peche muda aur
uska sar godh main rakh liya

Main:- daro mat jaan sab thek hoga

Komal:- haan main janti hon mujhe kuch nahi hoga

Main:- haan main tumhe ek min aa hahaha

Komal:- kyuki hona toh tumhe hai

Main:- kis ko

Komal:- main Komal nahi hon main hon Devika mera khon jaise kisi nadi ki tarah beh raha
tha achanak woh ek dusri ladki main badal gayi jo ek Pari jaisi lag rahi thi

Main:- kon hain tu aa mera seena

Devika:- main woh hon jise tu ne dhokha diya main pore Parilok main sabse khobsurat
ladki thi par mera dil tujh par aa gaya aur tu ne kya kiya mujhe thukra diya dhaarti lok ki
sadharn ladki ke liye aur jab mere hi Pita ji ne tumhare ghar walo se shaadi paki kar di toh
tumne apni hi jaan de di bujdil kahi ke

Main:- kya bol rahi ho mujhe kuch samjh main nahi aa raha aur meri shaktiyo ko kya ho
gya hai

Devika:- ab jab tak tumko apna sharir nahi mil jata tab tak tum kuch nahi kar paoge

Main:- Komal kaha hai

Devika:- uss kamre main padi hai mujhe bas tum se badla lena hai akhir tum bhi toh jano
ki ek ladki par kya betti hai jab uss par ilzaam lagaya jaye ki woh ashubh hai sirf tumhari
mout nahi hui uss din uss din teen chije aur hui ek meri izzat dusra mere pariwar ka
sabmaan teesra sabse bada humara raajaye hum se chin liya kyuki tum samraat jo the ek
bujdil samraat

Main:- please jo karna hai karo mere sath karo Komal ko chod doo

Devika:- usse kuch nahi hoga par aane wale time main tum mout ki bheekh mangoge par
tumhe mout nahi aayegi kyuki tumne ek begunah ki hatya ki hai jiski saja tumhe milegi
narak se dardnak hogi tumhari yeh saja aur Deviye shaktiya kabhi ek begunah ke haan
yarre ka sath kabhi nahi deti main kuch bolne wala hi tha ki ek kaala se dhund waha aa
gayi woh mere ankho main lagne lagi maine apni ankhe dhak li jab kholi toh main ek gaonn
main tha jo ek dum sunsan tha ek bhi awaaj nahi thi andhera bhi kafi tha main khada hua

Main:- yeh kon si jagah hain yaar main ek ghar ki taraf badh gya aur gate bajaya aisa laga
jaise main koi ghanta baja raha hon itna saanata tha waha kisi ne gate khola

Main:- ee yeh kya be main ladkhada kar niche gir gya

Aadmi:- kya chahiye beta uss ne ek lohe ki sarya uthayi aur meri taraf badha di main ankhe
band ki ghayab hone ke liye par kuch nahi hua main bhagne ke liye utha toh woh mere
samne aa gya

Aadmi:- yeh le lo

Main:- nahi lena chahta

Aadmi:- le lo naa

Main:- kaha na ek baar hat aa madarchod yeh kya kiya

Aadmi:- ab aap ache se chal paoge

Main:- ohh maa bacha lo uss ne ek aur rod utha li

Aadmi:- beta isse bhi le lo aaj pehli baar itna dar lag raha tha

Main:- ruk ja wahi main reng kar aage jane laga

Main:- aa mar diya madharchod aah mera hath usne rod mere hatho ke aar par kar di
main dard se karah raha tah par sunne wala koi nahi tha

Main:- koi toh bachao meri madad karo aa yeh dard maine peche dekha woh ghayab tha
main rengta hua ek diwar ke pas gya aur tek laga kar beth gya maine dard main apni
jhaang ki rod ko khichne laga

Main:- aa ohh bas beta thoda aur aa (hafata hua) bas ek baar aur uff kaha fas gya phir
jaise taisse maine hath se rod nikala aur wahi behosh ho gya jab hosh main aaya toh ek 8
-10 ft bhedhiya meri taange khich raha tha sach main yakin nahi ho raha tha ke yeh sab
sacch hai

Main:- yeeh haat hat chod mera pair uss ne mera pair chaba liya
Main:- aa maa bhagwan bachao woh mere pair ko mouh main bhara aur kaat ke bhagne
laga main bas chik chila raha tha woh mujhe ghasitta hua bhag raha tha raste main kisi
chiz se meri ungliya kat gayi mera dard itna tha ki bayaan nahi kar sakta tha main phir
behosh ho gya

Udhar

Shikha:- Arav mujhe bohat dar lag raha hai Dev ko gaye bohat time ho gya

Arav:- koyi bhi kaam ho wo toh chutkiyoo main kar leta hai jarur koi problem hai

Shikha:- par tum toh Haryana main ho

Arav:- nahi woh Janu aur Sona ki jid thi ki woh Dev ka ghar dur se dekhna chahti hain toh
main Dev ko bina bataye yaha aa gya

Shikha:- jaldi aa jao woh teeno ghar aakar bell bajaya aur Pari ne gate khola

Pari:- Arav bhai aap par bhai toh yaha nahi hain

Arav:- haan iss liye aaya hon woh kisi musibat main lagta hai Pari dar ke

Pari:- kya hua hai mere bhaiya ko

Shikha:- hat andar aane do par yeh sab baate peche khadi maa aur Dad ne sun li

Maa:- kya hua hai Dev ko woh teeno andar aa gaye Saloni sediyo se utarte hui

Saloni:- kya hua Dev ko awaaje sun kar sab waha aa gaye

Sona:- Shikha didi main pata laga sakti hon

Pari:- toh lagao naa

Sona:- par mujh uss ke liye Dev ka khon chahiye

Saloni:- kya matlab aur tum kaise karogi

Sona:- aap ko Dev ne sab bata diya hai toh aap na puccho toh thek

Maa:- ho kya raha hai yaha par aur tum dono kon ho

Arav:- yeh dono Dev ki wife hain sab ke mouh khule ke khule reh gaye

Maa:- Shikha yeh sab kya hai

Shikha:- aap log chup rahoge mujhe Dev ki fikar ho rahi hai
Maa:- par

Dad:- chup ekdum chup yeh tumhari bhesh baaji ka time nahi yeh uske sath kaam karti
hai sab janti hain

Shikha:- par mujhe aap logo main kisi ka khon chahiye kyuki humara khon Dev aur humare
maata pita ka mixture hai

Janu:- par tum kaise

Sona:- ek baar maine try kiya tha toh mujhe Dev dikha tha Pari ne chaku se apna hath kat
liya (palm)

Sona:- pagal yeh kya kiya Sona ne apna haat aage kar diya Sona ke hath par khon girne
laga uss ne ankhe band kar li usse mere sath hua sab dikhne laga akhir main woh mera
naam chilati hui niche beth gayi

Janu:- kya hua Sona jaldi batao

Arav:- haan jaldi bata

Sona:- unhe kahi ked kar diya hai aur unhe mara ja raha hai unka pair bhi kaat diya hai
woh rone lagi maa aur Ritu toh behosh ho gaye

Pari:- mere bhai ko bacha lo please aap log toh unke sath rehte ho na

Arav:- par woh hai kaha

Sona:- pata nahi

Janu:- main bachaungi apne Dev ko uss ne apni talwar ko yaad kiya aur uska pura rup
badal gya dono Chachiya behosh ho gayi aur Dad aur Chacha peche ho gaye Janu ne apni
aahke band kar ke kholi toh samne ek darawja ban gya Janu Sona Arav aur Masoom ko
lekar uss main ghusne lagi toh Saloni aur Pari bhi uss main ghuss gayi idhar main pata nahi
kis chiz par tanga hua tha samne ek aadmi jiska ek hath nahi tha woh mass kat raha tha

Main:- abe mujhe yaha kyu bandh rakha hai

Aadmi:- tujhe apna khana banne ke liye

Main:- pagal hai kya bee

Udhar

Janu:- tum dono kyu aayi ho

Pari:- excuse me woh hum dono ka bhai hai

Masoom:- baate chodo tum hume yaha kyu lekar aayi ho

Janu:- woh yahi kahi aas pas me hai mujhe mahsus ho raha hai

Sona:- mujhe bhi phir woh aaage badhte gaye

Saloni:- yeh kya jagah hai

Masoom:- koi gaon lagta han par sab kuch ajeb hai

Janu:- daro mat sab thek hoga kafi der baad akhir main unhe dikha woh mere pas aane
lagi ki un ke samne Devika aa gayi

Devika:- tum aise isse iss dard se nahi bachaogi yeh ek bujdil insan hai yeh tumko bhi
dhoka dega

Janu:- tum jo bhi ho hat jao aur rahi baad bujdili ki toh in se shakishali koi nahi har dard
saha hai inho ne

Devika:- par main nahi le jane dungi

Sona:- ek shart rakhti hon

Devika:- tumne mera dimag padhne ki koshishh bhi kaise ki

Sona:- woh sab chodo aur yeh batao agar yeh tum se shaadi kar le toh tumhara sabman
aur raajya toh tumhe mil jayega naa

Devika:- haan woh toh hai par

Sona:- dekho main tumhare dil ka dard samjh sakti hon par kya tumne socha ki itna
shaktishaali insan apni jaan kyu dega Devika soch main pad gayi

Janu:- (Sona se) kya kar rahi ho

Sona:- yeh Parilok ki Raj Kumari hai iss se ladna bekar hai

Janu:- haan toh kya socha hai tumne

Devika:- par shaadi abhi karni hogi

Saloni:- manjur hai dekho mera bhai tadap raha hai mere kaano main didi ki awaj aayi

Main:- didi bacha lo yeh mujhe maar dalegi

Saloni:- please mere bhai ko bacha lo aap jo kahogi wahi hoga

Devika:- hon thek hai uss ne ek hath aage badhaya aur sab ke sab ek sundar si jagah aa
gaye the jo shayad mahal tha

Ek Aadmi:- yaha aane ki teri itni himmat

Devika:- ab tumhari itni aukaat nahi ke mujhse kuch pucho mera sharir ekdum thek ho
gya tha

Aadmi:- sipahiyo pakad lo in sabko

Devika:- wahi ruk jao yeh dekho tumhare Samraat aaye hai

Aadmi:- yeh Samraat nahi ho sakta Devika ne ek hath aage kiya aur waha par meri body
aa gayi uske aate hi mera ansh uske andar chala gya

Devika:- ab inhe apni telawar dikhaye maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya mere hath main
aate hi mere kapde badal gaye ek raja jaisi kapde mere sharir par the sab ke sab apne
ghutno par beth gaye

Devika:- ab yahi hamari shaadi hogi

Main:- kya bola shaadi

Saloni:- tumhe meri kasam kuch mat bolo aur jo yeh kaha woh karo

Main:- didi ab mere pas meri powers hain main isse hara dunga

Devika:- haan hara doge par inho ne mujhe jaban di hai

Main:- didi yeh kasam bhari pad gaye uske baad waha par meri ek aur un chahi shaadi ho
gayi aur mera raaj tilak jo mujhe samjh main nahi aa raha par acha lag raha tha kaha mera
sar khaya jane wala tha aur kaha dudh se nahlaya ja raha tha par kuch bhi ho aaj mera
dimag itni tez chal raha tha ke jaise mujhe sab kuch aata hai phir sab mujhe ek kamre
main le gaye aur betha diya thodi der baad woh sab aaye Pari aate hi mere gale lag gayi

Pari:- bhai aap baar baar kya karte rehte ho

Main:- kuch nahi lagta hai yeh mere karmo ka fal hai jo main bhugat raha hon

Devika:- lagta hai appko yaad nahi hai

Main:- mujhe kuch yaad nahi woh aage badhi aut apna hath mere sar par rakha mujhe
sab yaad aaya ki akhir yeh sab kya hai
Main:- Devika mujhe maaf karna meri wajah se tumhe yeh sab sehna pada baki sab murat
ban kar sun rahe the

Devika:- akhir woh kya baat thi jis se aap ne apni jaan di

Main:- kya bola aap ne

Devika:- haan ab aap mere pati hain

Main:- maine apni jaan kyu li toh uski wajah meri behne thi

Saloni:- hum

Main:- aap log nahi mere tab ki behne woh sab mujhse shaadi karne ke liye pagal ho gayi
thi par main agar raja hokar yeh karta toh parja kya sochti iss liye maine woh kadam
uthaya

Devika:- par uss galti ki wajah se apka pura pariwar khatam ho gya mera dimag itna thanda
tha ke iss baat par bhi mujhe gusaa nahi aaya

Main:- uska badla toh main lekar rahunga par yeh tumhara rajye hai sabko bata dena ki
uss rajya main mere khabar na jaye

Devika:- ji thek hai woh mere paas aayi aur mere kaan main kaha jinke liye apne jaan di
woh ab bhi aapke sath hi hain

Main:- kya kaha

Devika:- haan aap sabka punar janam hua hai

Pari:- sabka kya matlab

Devika:- aap sab in ki hi behne thi

Saloni:- matlab ki woh sab hamari wajah se hua tha

Devika:- yeh toh aap sab jano

Pari:- par hume kuch yaad nahi hai

Devika:- aapki shaktiya chupa di gayi thi har kisi ki par jab yeh gadhi se gir kar nadi main
gire toh ek tukda inhe mil gya

Pari:- hamari shaktiya

Devika:- haan
Main:- aur tukde se kya matlab hai tumhara

Devika:- aapke marne ke baad aapka sharir main se aapki shaktiya nikal kar apni apni jagah
chali gayi jahan se woh aapko mili thi

Main:- matlab mujhe phir jana ho ga unhe pane ke liye par tumhe hum sabke bare main
kaise pata hum sab kon hain

Devika:- aap bhul gaye Parilok ke bhavishya darpan ko

Main:- haan woh toh main bhul gya

Saloni:- ab ghar chalein

Devika:- haan chaliye main bhi chalti hon

Main:- nahi waise hi ghar main do biwiya hain ek aur gayi toh maa mujhe maar dalegi

Devika:- kyu ek raja ki toh kayi biwiya hoti hain

Main:- haan par pritvi par main ek aam insan hon

Devika:- par aaj toh hamari shaadi hui hai

Main:- tum log jara bahar ruko main aata hon Janu Sona aur Masoom tum ruk jao woh
teeno bahar gaye

Masoom:- kya bolna chahte ho

Main:- yahi ki aaj mujhe pata chala hai ke life main sab jaruri hota hai aaj Devika tumne
Komal ban kar jo bhi bola uss se mujhe samjh main aa gya hai ke sab kuch jaruri hai

Sona:- tumne aisa socha bhi kaise ke hum sab aapke bare main aisa sochenge

Main:- tum har baar yuh dimag mat padha karo

Main:- haan toh ab Devika tum se shadi toh ho gayi par tumhe thoda se intezar karna
hoga

Devika:- main samjh gayi aap nischit rahe

Main:- main jald hi aaunga

Devika:- thek hai jaldi aana aur haan maine Komal ko ghar chod kar usse sab bhula diya
hai tention mat lena phir hum sab ghar aa gaye achanak humko waha dekh kar sab chonk
gaye par namuna wo pehle hi dekh chuke the phir sabko sari baat batana hi sahi samjha
Devika ko chod kar halaki sab ko aascharaya toh tha par woh sab mujhe thek dekh kar hi
khush the phir sab ne khana khaya aur sone chale gaye

Main:- Janu tum Sona aur Arav ke sath ghar jao kal milta hon tumhe main aaj Masoom ke
sath tha apne room me Pari didi ke sath thi ke Richa bhi aa gayi

Masoom:- aaye didi

Richa:- kyu akele sone ka plan tha kya

Masoom:- nahi toh bas aise hi

Richa:- Pari nahi aayi

Main:- woh didi ne usse bula liya hai aao tum bhi yahi soo jao

Richa:- kya baat hai aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai

Main:- kyu apni biwi ko pyaar nahi karunga toh kise karunga aur tumhare jaisa toh koi hai
bhi nahi Richa mere pas aakar beth gayi

Richa:- haan boliye kya baat hai

Main:- bas kuch nahi aise hi

Richa:- yeh sab kya ho raha hai

Main:- ab mujhe in sab chijo par ghor karne ki jarurat hai

Masoom:- han sahi keh rahe ho aap har bar dhayan nahi dete

Main:- haan ab mujhe bohat kuch karna hai sabse pehle apni shaktiya pakar mujhe apni
mout ka badla lena hai ye sunkar Richa Masoom chonk gayi Masoom toh jyada

Masoom:- par aap ne khud ko hi mara

Richa:- kya bak rahi ho

Main:- ruko tum wo Masoom pichli bar uss ne meri behan ke badle meri jaan maangi thi
issliye mujhe khud ko marna pada par waha par maine iss liye nahi bataya kahi Devika uss
se jung na shuru kar de

Masoom:- acha yeh baat hai

Richa:- sab kya baat kar rahe ho

Main:- arram se bataunga tumhe ab soo jao main thak gya hon phir woh dono mujh se
chipak kar soo gayi maine ankhe toh band kar li par abhi bhi mere dimag main halchal thi
par dheere dheere pata nahi kab main soo gya pata nahi chala subah jab neend khuli toh
mere pas Saloni didi aur Pari bethi thi

Main:- arre didi aap kab aayi

Saloni:- 30 minute ho gaye hain

Main:- arre jagaya kyu nahi aur yeh dono kaha gayi

Pari:- niche nashta bana rahi hain

Main:- acha toh aap dono itni der se yaha kyu

Saloni:- bas tumhe sote hue dekhe bohat time ho gya tha kitna cute lagta hai

Main:- didi kaha ladke bhi sote hue cute lagte hain yeh baal dekho ghaas fus ki tarah bikare
hue hain

Didi:- chup kar yeh dekhne wale par hota hai

Main:- acha thek hai aap dono chalo main aata hon aur Pari jara kapde nikal de mere

Pari:- haste hue abhi layi bhai main uth kar bathroom gya

Pari:- bhai ye

Main:- kya hua ruk gayi maine aage jakar usse hilaya

Pari:- haan bhai

Main:- kya hua hai

Pari:- woh aapke

Main:- kya

Pari:- aapke 8 pack abs hain

Main:- han haan pagal tu toh aise khadi hai jaise koi bhut dekh liya kya kabhi kisi ke dekhe
nahi

Pari:- haan par itne karib se

Main:- chal ja yaha se pagal kahi ki fir main tayar hokar niche aaya
Maa:- beta tu thek toh hai naa

Main:- haan aur aap aur koi bhi kal ke bare main kuch nahi bolega

Dad:- par

C Chacha:- rahne do bhai subah subah nahi

Dad:- thek hai

Main:- thanks Chachi

C Chacha:- koi nahi Dev tere liye toh kuch bhi

Maa:- ab in sabko bhi samjh padti nahi han bilkul

Pari:- maa

Maa:- kya maa padhna likhna nahi hai kya

Main:- acha mere peche yeh sab ho raha han aaj class hai ke nahi

Ritu:- han bhai hai

Main:- chalo main bhi chalta hon

Pari:- ab maja aayega sab ne nashta kiya main Pari Neha aur Ritu ko lekar school nikla abhi
ghar ke baki log gaon main the pata ne kya kar rahe the Masoom aur Saloni didi ka mann
nahi tha toh maine kaha kal se toh jana padega hum bike par chaar log the Pari ek dum
mujhe pakad kar bethi thi school ke pas wale traffic Police ne rok liya

T Police:- oye side main laga pata han 4 allow nahi hain

Main:- arre uncle bhul gaye

T Police:- koi uncle nahi chalega

Pari:- namaste uncle jane do na late ho raha hain

Suresh:- arre Pari beta tum arre tum sab bhi yeh kiske sath ja rahe ho

Neha:- arre uncle apki hi party member hai

Suresh:- kon hai

Ritu:- Dev bhaiya hai

Suresh:- kya yeh mil gya aur ek saal main kitna badal gya hai

Main:- uncle baad main milta hon aur har baar ki tarah fine bharta hua

Suresh:- chal ja jaldi nikal warna koi aur pakad lega phir maine gate ke side main bike rok
li

Sab:- kya hua

Main:- ek minute ruko main side main gya aur ankhe band aur thodi der baad unke pas
gya unke mouh toh khule hi reh gaye

Main:- ab sahi hai na Neha mere pas aakar mere gale lag gayi

Main:- acha laga

Neha:- haan bhai par kaise kiya

Main:- woh baad main shakal koi pahchanega nahi toh maja kya aayega bhale ab main
injection aur power ki wajah se adult ho gya par log na jane toh sahi hai

Ritu:- powers

Main:- baad main chalo sab maine bike park ki par kafi log aaj hume ghur rahe the teen
toh meri jaan se pyarre dost aur teesri meri jane jaan main Akash ke pas gya

Main:- aur Akki kya kar raha hai (Akash ab Akki)

Akki:- bas mast par yeh face

Main:- sab hota hai plastic surgery se

Akki:- kuch bhi kaho mast lag raha hai body bhi jam rahi hai

Main:- in dono ne kuch pucha mere bare main ghur toh aise rahe hai jaise kha jayenge

Sam:- oye chup kar be

Komal:- bhai aap betho

Main:- yeh dono bache hi rahenge

Sam:- oye saale

Main:- han woh toh banunga bhai tu bilkul fikar na karyoo Sam ne khade hokar mujhe
pakad liya maine usse pakad kar ghumaya aur uski kamar par ek kohni mari
Akki:- wah tera favourite dao

Main:- Sam bhai maan ja bhai tabhi maine uss ko pakda aur ankhe band kar li thodi der
baad

Akki:- abbe band kar kya kar reh hai maine ankhe kholi

Main:- kya hua be

Akki:- abe teri body bohat jyada chamak kyu rahi thi

Main:- chal chod achanak Sam mere gale lag gya main uske kaan main bhai jo sab tujhe
dekhaya hai bas wahi hua hai mere sath

Komal:- bhai kya kar rahe ho

Main:- bhai abhi chup rehna main Akash ko lekar class main jane laga abe udhar kaha

Main:- haan chal kitabe tu hi dena main aaya toh in sabko codne par school main aakar
mera mann kiya class main bethne ko aur rokega kon thodi der main ek teacher aaya
shayad naya tha woh aakar padhane laga main Akki se baate karne laga woh kab mere
pas aaye pata nahi chala ek chapat meri ghutne par

Main:- oh sorry sir

Sir:- class padhne ke liye hoti hai baato ke liye nahi aur tum ho kon aur tumhara bag kaha
hai

Main:- woh sir main purana student hon kafi din baad aaya hon kuch health problem thi

Akki:- par sir

Main:- chup kar sir sahi toh keh rahe hain ok sir main waha se bahar aaya aur bike lekar
thodi der main ghar pahunch gya

Maa:- arre beta itni der kaha tha

Main:- woh bas maa dosto se mil raha tha ussi wajah se late ho gya

Maa:- acha chal jara room kuch baat karni hai main unke sath room main gya dono Chachi
bhi sath aayi

In room
Maa:- woh baat ye hai jise tumne mara woh tumhare Dad ka rival tha aur ab uski wife aur
beti tumhare Dad ke liye hue banglow main hain toh uss ke kisi partner ne tumhare Dad
par case kiya hai

Main:- ohh yeh maine kya kar diya par chinta na karo maa ab mere liye kuch bhi mushkil
nahi par pehle mujhe uss partner ke bare main pata karna hoga

C Chachi:- ab toh bata de kal ke bare main aur aur kuch bhi hai toh bata

Main:- batana kya dikha deta hon

C Chachi:- acha dikha phir maine jitna sahi tha utna dikhaya

Maa:- par beta yeh shaktiya kaha se mili

Main:- maa yeh toh aapko abhi nahi bata sakta bas aap itna samjh lo ki ab aap ke ladke
ko chuna bhi asan nahi hai

B Chachi:- bada aaya chune wala in shaktiyo ke aane se ghamand bilkul mat karna

Main:- ji aap sahi keh rahi ho

Maa:- par beta yeh sab tu kar payega

Main:- kya maa

Maa:- arre main teri biwiyo ki baat kar rahi hon abhi na un ki shadi hui hai riti riwajo ke
sath aur phir bhi ghar main itna ghul mil gayi hain par bahar walo ko jawab dena padega
na

Main:- aap tension na lo

Deepali aunty:- (padosi) kaisi tension ki baate ho rahi hain

Main:- arre aunty namste

Maa:- kya hua aise kyu bol rahi hai

Deepali:- yeh kaam hi aise karta hai

Main:- maine kya kiya

Maa:- toh pehle beth woh beth gayi

C Chachi:- aaj kaise rasta bhul gayi

Deepali:- kaha main toh bas tum sabse milne aayi hon tera ladka bhi aa gya aur hume
khabar hi nahi ki

Maa:- arre abhi sahi se kuch hua hi kaha bas bhag doud thi

Deepali:- dekh bura na maane toh ek baat kahu

Maa:- bol na kya baat hai

Deepali:- yeh tumhare ghar main aaye din itni ladkiya kyu aati hain abhi do toh niche hi
hain

Main:- aap kya kehna chahti hain

Deepali:- dekho beta tum India ke top business man ke bete ho aur in logo ke sath ghumna
firna thek nahi hai

Maa:- kaisi baate kar rahi hai tera dimag toh thek hai naa

Deepali:- maine galat kya kaha khud hi soch le kaha tum aur kaha woh Harish ke dono
bache (Harish: Sam /Komal ke Dad)

Main:- aunty aap yeh galat bol rahi ho

B Chachi:- Dev apno se bado se aise baat karte hain

Deepali:- jane de na ab yeh tumhare hath se nikal gya hai

Main:- aap kya bole ja rahi ho aisa kuch nahi hai

Maa:- toh abhi yaha se ja main waha se bahar aaya toh mere pair wahi jam gaye woh
dono wahi khadi thi

Main:- tum dono yaha kya kar rahi ho woh dono bina kuch bole waha se jane lagi maine
Richa ka hath pakda woh mudi

Main:- kya baat hai arre tum roo kyu rahi ho woh kuch nahi boli

Main:- bolo bhi kya baat hai

Richa:- kuch nahi aankh main kuch gir gya tha

Main:- itna pagal nahi hon kya baat hai woh mera hath chuda kar room main chali gayi
main aage badha hi tha ki mera phone aaya

Main:- haan Dad kya hua

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Main:- bas aaya abhi bike lekar waha pahuncha

Main:- kya hua aap Police station kyu aaye

Dad:- yaar maine sir ko phone kiya aur unko sara mamla samjhaya

Mohan:- don't worry main dekh lunga thodi der baad Commisioner ka phone aaya aur
hum dono waha se office aaye

Dad:- yaar itne paise hone ke baad bhi kannon ke aage jhukna padta hai

Main:- aap woh sab chodo yeh batao Richa ke Dad se baat hui

Dad:- kaha yar tere jane ke baad kaam jyada tha ussi main lage tha

Main:- thek hai acha dad ek baat hai

Dad:- haan bol maine Deepali aunty ki baate batayi

Dad:- woh aise hi hai uska husband bhi pareshan hai par beta ab un dono ko unke ghar
bhej doo

Main:- haan ab yahi thek rahega main waha se bike lekar nikal pada thoda dur hi gya tha
ki ek awaaj aayi kaha ho tum

Main:- Devika tum yaha kya baat hai

Devika:- bas aap se baat karne ka mann kiya aa jao naa

Main:- aata hon main bike chalata chalata ghayab ho gya waha ke sab log mujhe ghurne
lage main Parilok main bike jo chala raha tha maine mahal ke samne bike roki aur andar
gya

Main:- lagta hai pura intezam kar rakha hai mahal main kafi sajawat ki gayi thi mahal toh
pehle hi itna khobsurat tha par iss tarah ki sajawat se uss main char chand lag gye the
tabhi mujhe payal ki awaj sunai di main awaaj ki taraf chal pada woh peeche ke garden se
aa rahi thi waha pohancha toh awaaj lagayi Devika Devika woh jaise hi mudi main usse
dekhta hi reh gya woh mere pas aayi

Devika:- aise kya dekh rahe ho

Dev:- main uss herran ho ke dekh raha hon jiski chamak se yeh saara Parilok jagmaga raha
hai
Devika:- toh kya iss heere ko chumna nahi chahoge main uske honto ko kas kas kar chusne
laga thodi der baad wo mujhe se alag hui

Devika:- hahaha apna chahra toh dekho woh andar bhagne lagi woh khane ke table ke
pas pahunchi maine usse peeche se pakad liya aur ghumane laga

Devika:- kya kar rahe ho chodo mujhe pehle kuch kha lo

Main:- main toh tumhe khaunga maine uska hath pakda aur uski ungliya chusne laga

Devika:- yeh kya kar rahe ho chodo gudgudi lag rahi hai maine aage badh kar ice cream
uthayi aur uske honto se laga kar chusa aur ek bite kat liya phir uske karib jakar uske
kamar pakad kar uske honto ko apni jeeb jis main ice cream lagi hui thi uske mouh main
daal di aur shuru ho gayi lambi smooch main be tahasha usse pyaar kar raha tha woh bhi
kaha phiche rehne wali thi uss ne bhi meri gardan ko jor se pakad liya aur meri jeeb ko
chusne lagi kiss karte karte maine usse hip se pakad kar uthaya aur table par betha diya
woh apni sanse sambhalti hui bethi maine usse pani diya jo uss ne piya

Main:- sorry kuch toh bolo

Devika:- kaise bolu bolti jo tumne band kar di hai

Main:- kya karu tumhare hont itne rassele jo hain

Devika:- mere hont yaa ice cream

Main:- woh toh ek jhuti mithas deta hai par tumhare honto ki mithas ab mere dimag main
ked ho gyai hai Devika ne mujhe apni taraf khicha

Devika:- acha pehle ked kyu nahi kiya mujhe itna tadpaya

Main:- kyuki ab main jaan gya hon tum se pyaar karne wala koi hai hi nahi tumne itna
kuch saha aur ek pal main mujhe maaf kar diya yeh tumhara mere liye pyaar hai

Devika:- aur aage

Main:- aur pagal pan

Devika:- kya karu tumhare baate tumhari khushbu tumhari ladaiyaa sach kahu to iss din
ke sapne hamesha se sajayae the

Main:- par kya

Devika:- aapki dusri patniya bhi toh hain

Main:- mere pyaaar main tumhare liye koi kami nahi aayegi

Devika:- sacch

Main:- bilkul

Devika:- arre baba jab tak aapki Mohani shakti aapke pas hai aap se koi ladki yaa aurat
jyada dur nahi reh sakti

Devika:- toh aapko dhayan rakhna chahiye aap kyu sabko chumte ho jis jis ko chumoge
uske andar se aap khud ko nikal nahi paoge

Main:- jaan tum apne Pita ji ko bula kar lao

Devika:- kya baat hai

Main:- main iss shakti ka taayg karunga abhi nahi chahta ki iska asar meri behno par pade

Devika:- aap pagal toh nahi ho gaye ho jise pane ke liye aapka dost mara gya aap usse
tayag denge

Main:- baat woh nahi uss samay shayad yeh vardan hota par aaj ke jamane main yeh sarap
se kam nahi hain yeh meri moujuda jindagi main jahar ghol dega

Devika:- nahi main aap ko aisa nahi karne dungi

Main:- toh kya chahti ho

Devika:- woh sab jo bhi ho par nahi karne dungi

Main:- maan jao naa

Devika:- kabhi nahi

Main:- oper dekhna jara arre tum roo rahi ho maine uske aansu pocche

Main:- agar aage se ek bhi aansu giraya na toh mujhse bura koi nahi hoga par hua ulta
woh mere gale lag kar jor jor se rone lagi

Main:- kya hua kuch bataogi bhi woh bas roye ja rahi thi jaise taise usse chup karaya

Main:- tumhe meri kasam batao kya baat hai

Devika:- yeh aap ne kya kiya

Main:- batao jaldi nahi to main

Devika:- ruke batati hon woh apne hath ragde lagi

Main:- daro mat gussa nahi karunga

Devika:- paka na

Main:- haan baba haan

Devika:- woh wo Mohani meri behan thi mera toh sar chakra gya

Main:- tumne aaj tak chupaya kyu jab ke

Devika:- kyuki mere maa pitaji ke baad bas main hi ye raaj janti hon par aapki kasam ne
mujhe majabur kar diya

Main:- par woh tumhari behan kaise ho sakti hain

Devika:- woh iss liye kyuki uski kundli main dosh tha ki agar woh Parilok main rahi toh
Parilok tabah ho jayega humne uske ache se khayal rakha jab usse apni shaktiyo ka pata
chala toh uss ne ghalat rasta apna liya aur tum se ladkar apni jaan gawa di

Main:- par woh achi ladki thi tum kaho to apni shaktiyo ke milne ke baad usse jinda kar
dunga

Devika:- kya sacch main aisa ho sakta hai

Main:- dekho tum yeh toh janti ho ki Pariyo ki ruh unki shaktiyo main hoti hain

Devika:- haan toh maine paas se ek caku aur bowel uthaya aur apna hath kaat diya Devika
jor se chik padhi Devvv main apna khon bowel main daalne laga

Main:- shaant ho jao

Devika:- kaise shant ho jao yeh kya kiya aap ka dimag kharab hai kya

Main:- tum suno apne maa pitaji se keh kar unke aur mere khon ke mishran se tum apni
behan ka sharir bana sakti ho

Devika:- rahne do main samjh gayi hon ab aap apni shaktiya wapas payee main maa aur
pitaji ko iss khabar se khush karti hon

Main:- wah behan aayi nahi ashique ko bhul gayi

Devika:- baate band kare aur apna khon rookiye bohut beh gya hai
Main:- acha itni fikar ho rahi han to khud rok do uss ne meri hath pakda aur chusne lagi
thi ke ghaw bhar gya woh meri taraf dekhe lagi

Main:- haan haan kya dekh rahi hai bohut chus liya mera khon ab nahi milega

Devika:- kya matlab main tumhara khon chuss maine uske honto par hath rakh diye

Rija:- u hum dono jhat se alag ho gaye

Devika:- maa aap

Rija:- maaf karna main galat time par aa gayi

Main:- koi baat nahi main isse aapke pas hi bhej raha tha

Rija:- mere pas kyu

Main:- aapki beti ko jinda jo karna hai

Rija:- kya kon si beti meri toh yahi beti hai

Devika:- maa yeh Mohani ke bare main jante hain

Rija:- tu ne kyu bataya

Devika:- maa yeh usse jinda kar denge

Rija:- kya yeh apni shakti ka tayag karenge

Devika:- maa aap yeh bol kar inka apmaan kar rahi ho

Main:- koi baat nahi maa hai inke baato main mere liye gussa hai par tumhare karan kuch
keh nahi paa rahi aap jo bhi bolna chahti hai bol dain

Devika:- nahi maa aap

Rija:- meri pyaari si bachi ka kya kasur tha bas thoda se bhatak gayi toh kya usse maarna
hi jaruri tha kitne dukho se maine usse pala aur jab usse humare bare main pata chala
tumne usse woh rone lagi maine Devika ko ishara kiya woh apni maa ke pas gayi

Devika:- maa chup ho jao na main un ke meri taraf dekhne se pehle waha se bahar aaya
aur bike lekar nikal pada ghar ki ore Devika ki maa ki baate sun kar mera dimag thoda sa
kharab toh tha par apna dhayan waha se hataya aur ghar pahuncha koi dhikh nahi raha
tha main sedha apne room gya aur bathroom main ghusaa
Main:- yeh saala bathroom kaand mujhe marwa kar rahega main bistar par beth kar
mobile chalane laga thodi der baad gate khula aur Pari bahar aaye aur sar jhuka kar khadi
thi

Main:- sorry gudiya woh jaldi main dhayan nahi aaya ki koi andar hai

Pari:- nahi bhai pata nahi lock kaise khul gya pata nahi chala mere mouh se kuch nahi nikal
raha tha kyuki woh jis halat main thi u chodo woh mere paas aakar let gayi

Main:- tu school se kab aayi

Pari:- mujhse mat bolo maine kitna wait kiya

Main:- woh jara ek kaam pad gya tha

Pari:- hamse jyada jaruri

Main:- chilla kar Pari Pari uth kar beth gayi

Pari:- kya bhai aap gussa kyu ho gaye

Main:- aaj ke baad apna compare kisi se kiya toh acha nahi hoga tu meri jaan hai agar tu
nahi toh kuch bhi nahi woh mere gale lag gayi

Pari:- bhai mujh se itna pyaar karte ho

Main:- kyu na karu apni pyaari behan se tu hi toh bachpan se meri neend aur bhuk ka
dhayan rakhti hai

Pari:- acha bas karo ab meri aur taarif nahi bhabi aaj roo kyu rahi thi

Main:- kon roo raha tha

Pari:- dono

Main:- yeh padosi mujhe kisi din marwaengi main sedha didi ke room main pahuncha

Saloni:- kaha tha ab tak yaha itna sab ho gya

Main:- kya hua didi aur tum dono chup ho jao Masoom aa kar mere gale lag gayi

Main:- siii chup chup ekdum chup bata kya hua

Masoom:- rote hue woh maa ji unu u

Main:- bas karo na aur tum bhi chup ho jao na didi aap hi batao kya baat hai
Saloni:- maa in dono main se kisi ek ko tumhe bhulne ko keh rahi hai

Main:- yeh uss pagal aurat ki lagayi hui aag hai ab jyada ho gya hai tum dono abhi yaha se
chalo

Richa:- main yahi mar jaongi par kahi nahi jaongi

Main:- tum thoda saanth raho aur abhi chalo mere sath tum dono se kuch baat karni hai
kafi manane ke baad dono ko car main betha kar nikla

Main:- ab tum dono apne ghar raho abhi yaha ka mahol aur garam hoga

Masoom:- par

Main:- kaisi ladkiya ho tum dono ladkiya kaam karne se bachna chahti hain aur tum yaha
rehna chahti ho

Richa:- bas tumhare aas pas rehna ka mann karta hai

Main:- yeh sab kuch nahi yeh meri Mohani shaktiyo ka asar hai

Masoom:- kya humare pyaar ka koi mol nahi hai

Main:- aisa nahi par agar shayad yeh shaktiya na hoti to tum dono bhi normal hoti tum
sab bas mujhe pana chahti ho Richa udhar mouh kar ke pata nahi kya kar rahi thi

Main:- tum kya kar rahi ho maine uska kandha pakad kar usse palta Richaa mere hath se
steering cutta aur car ko side ke footpath se jerk laga aur hawa main udti hui ulat gye
maine jhat se un doni ko pakda aur waha se ghayab hokar aa gya car thodi dur jakar ek
restro main ghusi waha par kafi log the main palak jhapkte hi sabko bahar laya sab ke sab
bas sadme aur aascharye se idhar udhar dekh rahe the main Richa ko sedha hospital laya
aur usse godh main utha kar andar lekar gya

Main:- Dr Dr

Nurse:- why r u shouting

Main:- where is Dr uss ne jaise hi Richa ke mouh se jhaag nikalte dekha woh doud kar Dr
ko layi wo usse lekar andar le gye aur illaj shuru hua karib adhe ghante baad waha Police
aa gye

Rajveer:- kon hai woh jis ne call kiya

Nurse:- yes sir maine kiya tha

Rajveer:- kaha hai woh ladka aur ladki kaisi hai

Nurse:- ladki thek hai aur woh waha betha tha main sar jhukaye betha tha

Rajveer:- abe opar dekh maine opar dekha

Rajveer:- tum yaha

Main:- sir aap yaha

Rajveer:- woh tumhari kon hai

Main:- woh meri

Rajveer:- itna kya soch rahe ho

Main:- woh meri hone wali wife hai

Rajveer:- aur yeh

Masoom:- main bhi

Rajveer:- tum bhi kya

Masoom:- inki wife

Rajveer:- kya ek sath do wife yeh mamla kuch alag lag raha hai ab uss ladki ka bayan bohat
mayene rakhta hai

Main:- aap kehna kya chahte ho

Rajveer:- lag raha hai tumne usse suicide attempt karne par force kiya hai main khada ho
gya

Main:- Inspector aap pagal ho gaye ho uss ne mera collar pakda maine uska hath jhatka
aur uska hath kamar par mod diya

Rajveer:- ek Police wale par hath uthne ke liye tumhe bohat kuch sehna hoga

Main:- abe tune jis ka collar pakda tu uss ke liye cite ke saman hai

Rajveer:- bohat bhari padega tujhe tabhi bahar se do hawaldar mujhe pakadne aaye mere
dimag gusse main ubal raha tha sabse jyada uss Deepali aunty par aur ab Rajveer ki baato
par woh dono mere karib aaye

Main:- ruko tum sab yeh hospital hai yaha hangama nahi karna chahiye
Rajveer:- yeh Police hai koi gunde nahi jo tujh jaise crimnal ki sunenge

Main:- acha apne seniors ki toh suno jao apne Commissonar se baat karo maine usse
choda

Rajveer:- (mann main) yeh sir ko janta hai ek baar pata karta hon kafi confidence se bola
iss ne uss ne call kiya aur baate karne laga thodi der baad woh teeno aaye aur mujhe
salute mar kar khade ho gaye

Main:- ab toh kuch nahi kehna

Rajveer:- sorry sir we have some wrong info

Main:- ok fine go and submit your report and sorry for my behavior

Rajveer:- its ok sir woh waha se chala gya

Masoom:- jaan yeh sab kya ho raha hai woh meri godh main sar rakh kar let gayi

Main:- pata nahi par kuch toh hai jo main miss kar raha hon yuh achanak maa kaise badal
gayi

Masoom:- kya tum mujhe chod doge

Main:- pagal ho kya tumhare andar mera dil jaan sab baste hain

Masoom:- chup raho abhi jyada mat socho

Main:- baby par kya karu meri sath tum sab jud gaye ho mujhe toh kabhi kabhi lagta hai
ke main tum sab ke sath dhokha kar raha hon

Masoom:- aisa kyu maine usse Mohani shakti ke bare main bataya

Masoom:- ho sakta hai woh sacha ho par kya har wakt tum sabke sath hote ho kya in
shaktyoo se pehle tumhari behne tum se pyaar nahi karti thi kya Komal aur tumhara pyaar
jhut tha

Main:- sacch kahu toh main khud nahi samjh paa raha

Masoom:- tum kya chahte ho

Main:- sach pucho toh jo tumne aur Richa ne abhi kiya uske baad mere chahne na chahne
ka koi swal nahi haan aur maa ki baat main kabhi nahi taal sakta Deepali aunty ne jo bhi
kaha ho par meri maa janti hai ke unhe kab kya bolna hai
Masoom:- matlab tum apni maa ka sath doge

Main:- haan maa kuch hadh tak thek hain hum dono ek dusre se pyaar karte hain par
Richa main mujhe abhi bhi Akash ki behan ki feeling aati hai aur unke liye bhi sahi hoga ki
woh kisi dusre ke sath apna jivan bitaye

Masoom:- ci mujhe toh aaj tum par taras aa raha hai ek ladki jo bas tumhare sath kuch
pal bitane ke liye subah se rooye ja rahi thi uske iss intezar ka yeh sila woh apna ghar chod
kar bas tumhare pas rehna chahti thi uske tayag ka yeh sila uss ne ek baar bhi apni mom
Dad bhai ka jikar nahi kiya uske pyaar ka yeh sila main chup chaap betha raha

Masoom:- kyu bolo na ohh tum toh apni maa ke bete ho na thek main bhi aaj ke baad
tumhari shakal nahi dekhungi

Main:- haan toh jao mujhe bhi tumhe nahi dekhna

Masoom:- kya bola tumne

Main:- wahi jo tumne suna Masoom mere pas aakar meri ankho main dekh kar boli

Masoom:- tum mere Dev nahi ho tum badal gaye ho

Main:- kyu mouh mitha nahi karwaoge

Masoom:- sssss tumhe abhi bhi yeh sab sujh raha hai kitne gire hue insan ho tum tumhe
pechchanne main galti hui main usse pakad kar kiss karne ki koshish ki uss ne mujhe
thapaad mara sab log hume ghurne lage maine usse thappad mara woh floor par giri main
bathroom chala gya aur thodi der baad aaya toh dekha ke woh abhi tak floor par padi hai
main usse uthne ko jhuka toh uss ne mujhe dhaka de diya

Main:- arre kya hua

Masoom:- apni gandi juban se mera naam mat lo

Main:- arre hua kya tum niche aur gussa kyu ho Masoom uthi aur bahar jane lagi maine
uska hath pakda

Masoom:- maine kaha hath chodo mera main bas usse dekh raha tha ki akhir baat kya hai

Masoom:- sunai nahi deta maine kaha chodo mujhe maine uska hath choda

Masoom:- aaj ke baad na main tum se milungi na kabhi dekhungi ab mera vakil milega
divorce paper ke sath ab tak tumne sirf mera pyaar dekha hai gussa nahi in chand ghatnao
main jaise meri duniya ujadti ja rahi thi tabhi Nurse aayi
Nurse:- sir mam ko hosh aa gya hai main jaldi se uske pas ja kar kursi par betha

Main:- yeh sab karne ki kya jarurat thi haan Richa ne mouh udhar kar liya maine uska face
pakda aur apni taraf kiya ab maaf kar do na maa se galati ho gayi hai

Richa:- yeh galti hai toh phir

Main:- jane do ab main tumhe tumhare ghar lekar chalta hon karib do ghante baad sab
kuch normal hua main usse lekar uske ghar pahuncha par mere diloo dimag main bas
Masoom ki baate gunj rahi thi maine gate ki bell ring ki

Rekha aunty: Akash / Richa ki mom Rakesh: Akash / Richa ke Dad

Rekha:- arre beta tum aur yeh ambulance main kuch nahi bola aur Richa ko godh main
utha kar andar lekar gya

Rekha:- kuch toh bolo kya hua meri bachi ko

Main:- aap saant ho jao abhi sab bata dunga maine usse uske room main litaya aur bahar
jane laga toh uss ne mera hath pakad liya maine uski taraf dekha

Richa:- mat jao plzz

Main:- thek hai main wahi aunty ke sath beth gya

Rekha:- ab batao iski yeh halat kaise hui maine unhe subah se ab tak ki sari kahani batai

Rekha:- meri beti itna kuch sahti rahi main abhi tumhari maa se baat karti hon aur woh
bahar chali gayi

Richa:- ab main thek hon fir apka mouh kyu utra hua hai maine Massoom ke woh kadvae
word jo uss ne mujh se kahe usse bataye

Richa:- aise kaise ho sakta hai woh kabhi aisa nahi keh sakti main itni der main uske nature
ko ache se jaan chuki hon

Main:- yahi to main nahi samjh paa raha aur tujhe yeh sab karne ki kya jarurat thi

Richa:- main woh har kaam karungi jis se aap mere pas raho aur dekhiye iss choti si wajah
se aap mere kitne pas ho

Main:- choti si yeh choti si hai pata hai Police mujhe arrest karne aayi thi

Richa:- kya yeh maine kiya uss ne apne gaal par thapad mara aur dusra marne hi wali thi
ki maine uss ka hath pakda
Main:- tum samjhti kyu nahi ab tumhe kharoch bhi aati hai toh mujhe dard hota hai

Richa:- mujhe maaf karo

Main:- bas aage se aisa mat karna woh waise hi mere gale lag gayi maine uski gardan par
kiss kar diya

Richa:- iss hi hum dono aise hi gale lage the aur bahar se aunty hume dekh rahi thi main
waha thodi der ruka aur Richa ko samjha kar apne ghar aa kar andar jane laga toh chillane
ki awaaje aa rahi thi andar pahuncha toh maa didi ko daant rahi thi

Main:- arre maa kya hua kyu daant rahi ho

Maa:- iss pagal ki wajah se itna sab meri bahu ke sath hua hai

Main:- inki wajah se

Maa:- maine iss se kaha ki dono se kehna ki kuch time ke liye tujhe bhul jaye aur iss ne
unhe kaha ke tujhe bhul jaye

Main:- ab jo hua jane do Masoom ne divorce maang liya hai maa dham se sofe par beth
gayi jaise koi pahad gira ho unke opar mujhe abhi bhi lag raha tha ki shayad uska gussa
thanda hoga toh call karegi par aisa kuch nahi hua

Saloni:- hello Masoom

Masoom:- haan hello boliye kya kaam hai

Saloni:- yeh sab kya sun rahi hon tumne Dev se divorce ko kaha

Masoom:- haan aaj mujhe uski assliyat pata chali hai ke woh kitna ghatiya insan hai

Saloni:- kya bakwas kar rahi ho Masoom ne phone kaat diya

Saloni:- tu ne uske sath kya kiya hai

Main:- maine kuch nahi kiya tabhi bahar se Sumit ghusse

Sumit:- kaha hai woh Dev ka bacha acha tu yaha hai

Main:- kya hua bhai aap gusse main

Sumit:- ab jyada mat ban pehle toh mere dosto ke samne meri burayi ki aur ab yaha ban
raha hai aur tujhe kisne kaha farm house par meri party main aane ko

Main:- farm house party badtamizi aap kya bol rahe ho

Sumit:- jane do par aage kabhi nahi karna samjha

Main:- bhai suno toh sahi main jab se Akash ke ghar tha maa apne toh baat ki hai aunty
se

Maa:- Sumit yeh sahi keh raha hai

Sumit:- badi maa aap sahi ho sakti ho par main jhut nahi bol raha mere ek dost ne video
bhi banayii hai yeh dekho maa ne phone liya aur dekhne lagi

Main:- kya hai main nahi hon na koi kuch nahi bol raha tabhi mujhe meri hi awaaj sunayi
di main bhi dekhne laga thodi der baad main beer pi kar gaali galoch karna shuru ki gaali
sunte hi maine phone chin liya

Maa:- phone deta hai ke teri pitayi karu

Main:- Pari Neha Kirti Ritu Saloni didi Shikha didi aap room main jaye

Ritu:- main nahi

Main:- kaha na ek baar sunayi nahi deta jao sab andar mere chilane se sab dar ke marre
waha se chali gayi

B Chachi:- Dev yeh kya harkat hai

Main:- Chachi main nahi janta ke yeh jhut hai yaa sacch par main nahi chahta ke mere se
related koi ghalat baat meri behno ko dikhe yaa sunayi jaye

Sumit:- hamesha tujhe behno aur dosto ki padi rahti hai kabhi apne bhaiyo ke bare main
pucha hai ke woh sab kaise hain ghumne bhi gya toh un hi ko lekar

C Chachi:- Sumit beta galat soch raha hai

Maa:- tu pehle phone de maine phone unhe de diya uske baad uske phone se itni gandi
baate nikal rahi ki maa ne phone band kar ke Sumit ko de diya un teeno ke ankho main
aansu aa gaye the

B Chachi:- didi iss ne hamari parwarish ka yeh sila diya

Maa:- mujhe afsos hai ke humne iss ka intezar kiya isse shaktiyo ka nasha chad gya hai

Main:- maa aisa kuch nahi hai

Maa:- teri juban itnii gandi kaise ho gaye apne hi bade bhai ko maa ki gaali dete hue teri
jeebh ek baar bhi nahi kaanpi main B Chachi ke pas gya
Main:- kya aapko bhi yahi lagta hai ke maine shaktiyo ke nashe main yeh kiya

B Chachi:- shaktiyo ka kya aaj kal log paise ke liye bhi kisi ko bhi maar sakte hain aur tu ne
toh beizzati ki

C Chachi:- kaash yeh sab sunne se pehle hum mar gaye hote

Maa:- tabhi iss ne behno ko yaha se bhaga diya

Main:- kisi ne sahi kaha hai ki sachayi ko sabutoo ki jarurat nahi hoti par aaj aap logo ne
mujhe yeh bata diya ki aap sabka vishwas kitna kamjor hai aur rahi baat bhai aapki beijjati
ki toh aaj hi main iss family ki jayedad se apne aap ko alag karta hon waha sabki hawaiya
udd gaye Sumit ke gale ka khon jaise kahi ghayab ho gya un charo ki halat aisi thi jaise koi
aisi chiz sun li jo kabhi soch bhi nahi sakte the

Maa:- beta kya ab hum tujh par gussa nahi kar sakte

Main:- beshak maa par aap bhi kaisi maa ho koi bhi kuch bhi kehta hai aap sab par yakin
kar leti ho

Main:- picchle do saal se main wakt se tez chal raha hon har kisi ko wakt dene ke chakar
main main khud bhul gya ki main kon hon sabko khush rakhne ke liye khud ke dard ki bhi
parwah nahi ki aapko kya lagta hai main nahi janta ke aap log kitna pareshan the

C Chachi:- beta tu saant ho ja tere ankhe laal ho gaye hain

Main:- yeh mere shaktiyo ka ghamand hai

B Chachi:- maaf kar de beta par yeh jaydad ki baat mat kar

Main:- ek baar jo iss Dev ne bol diya dubara usse nahi badalne wala kal aap sabko aapka
hissa mil jayega

Dad:- kisko hissa diya ja raha hai bhai

C Chacha:- hume bhi milega na

Main:- haan main sabko de dunga

Maa:- yeh kya keh rahe ho

Dad:- kya baat hai tum roo rahe ho beta teri ankhe laal kyu hain

C Chacha:- arre Reema tum bhi roo rahi ho

C Chachi:- dekhiye na yeh khud ko iss jaydad se bedakhal kar raha hai kehta hai ke sab ko
unka hisha de dega

Dad / C Chacha:- kya

Dad:- kya tera dimag kharab ho gya hai

Main:- Dad Chacha aapko meri kasam aap mujhe kal hi apni jaydad se alag kar do dad ne
mujhe thapad jada aur bole kya tera dimag thikane par hai

Dev:- Dad main aapko sab batata hon maine Dad aur Chacha ke sar par hath rakha aur
unhe sab dhika diya

Dad:- tum charo pagal ho tum main dimag naam ki koi chiz hi nahi

C Chacha:- jab yeh keh raha tha ki iss ne kuch nahi kiya phir tum kyu nahi maane

Main:- rehne do chacha ji inho ne toh Richa aur Masoom ko bhi ghar se nikal diya

Dad:- Savitri tumhe kitni baar kaha hai uss Deepali ke sath mat raha karo woh tumhara
dimag kharab kar degi

Maa:- woh sab thek hai par aap isse samjho na

Dad:- mera beta hai ek baar jo keh diya so keh diya

C Chacha:- bhai kya keh rahe ho

Dad:- yeh tu apne bete se puch le

C Chachi:- kya matlab

Main:- dad chup ho jao naa

Dad:- na beta aaj nahi aaj iss ghar main woh hua jo maine kabhi nahi socha mera hi beta
aaj apni safayi de raha hai par yeh log aur tum beizzati ki baat karte ho jo tumne iss ke
sath kiya koi aur hota to tumhe wahi marta

C Chacha:- bhai aap kya bol rahe ho maine Dad ko pakda aur waha se ghayab ho gya main
unhe lekar terrace par aa gya tha

Dad:- mujhe yaha kyu laya

Main:- Dad aap kya chahte ho ki meri pyaari chahciyoo ko yeh pata chale ki unke hi beto
ne mujhe cancer inducing chemical Radon lagaya tha
Dad:- toh kya hota uski sachayi samne toh aati naa

Main:- Dad mujhe pata hai aap gusse main kisi ki nahi sunte par main kya karunga iss
doulat ka jab yeh pariwar hi tut jayega

Dad:- par beta mere dil main hamesha yeh baat keel ki tarah chubti hai

Main:- aapko meri kasam aaj ke baad na aap iss bare main kisi se kahenge na apni mouh
se nikalenge chahe meri kitni bhi beizzati ho

Dad:- chal teri kasam kaise tod sakta hon diya vachan tujhe main Dad ke gale lag gya

Dad:- aur tu mera sabse acha beta chal ab niche main unhe waha lekar aaya

C Chacha:- kaha lekar gya tha aur aap kya keh rahe the mera beta kya

Main:- woh Dad ko pata nahi tha galti meri thi

C Chacha:- dekha bhai iss main khot hai aap mere bete par shak kar rahe the

Dad:- kisi ne sahi kaha jo dikhta hai woh hota nahi

C Chacha:- kya matlab aapka

Main:- woh keh rahe hain ke kal sab ko apna hissa mil jayega kyu Dad

Dad:- haan bhai haan mil jayega

Maa:- aap sab ke sab pagal ho gaye ho

Sumit:- main nahi manta koi bhi aisa karega

Main:- (mann main) akhir laalach aa hi gaya

C Chachi:- agar tu ne aisa kiya toh aaj ke baad tera mera rishta khatam

B Chachi:- mera bhi aur tabhi mera dao mujh par bhari pada dad ko hasi aa gayi iss halat
main unko hasta dekh sab hairan the

Main:- thek hai Chachi jaise aap kaho main aisa nahi karunga

B Chachi:- yeh sab dekh sun aur kar mera sar dukh raha hai

Main:- Chachi mujhe maaf kar do meri wajah se aap ko taklif mili
Sumit:- (mann main) maa yeh kya kiya aap ne main bina kuch bole waha se apne room
aaya aur niche kya ho raha tha mujhe jana bhi nahi tha par meri ghalti yaha toh uss se
badhi mahabharat ho rahi thi

Pari:- aaj ke baad tu mujhe apni sakal mat dikhana

Kirti:- humare bhaiyo ki galati hume kyu

Main:- yaha kya ho raha hai Kirti aur Ritu mere gale lag gayi

Main:- arre tum dono ko kya hua

Pari:- chodo in dono ko in ke bhaiyo ne aapke sath yeh sab kiya aur aap mere toh kaan se
dhua nikal gya isse kisne bata diya

Main:- tu kya keh rahi hai

Ritu:- bhai jab aap bade Papa se terrace par baat kar rahe the tab main aur Pari wahi par
the

Saloni:- Pari beta un ki koi ghalti nahi hai woh kya jane unho ne yeh sab kyu kiya

Pari:- tum dono abhi nahi janti un dono ne mujhe kas kar pakad liya

Main:- sath ho ja meri gudiya

Pari:- kaise ho jao aapko marne ki saajis hui aur aap ne hume khabar bhi nahi ki

Main:- aisi baat nahi bataya karte jis se ghar tute

Pari:- aap bohat bhole ho

Shikha:- kya pata yeh bhi in sabki chaal ho Pari ab jyada ho raha hai

Pari:- acha toh aap bhi hain yeh sabke sab ek hi thaali ke hain

Main:- chal ab chup yeh tere behne hain samjhi

Neha:- aur aap humare eklote bhai ho jis ne bas ab tak dukh hi jheela hai aur hume khabar
bhi nahi

Kirti:- bhai humne kuch nahi kiya hum bekasur hain

Main:- arre chup ho yeh sab itna jyada ho gya hai ke mujhe hasi aa rahi hai
Pari:- toh hasso par inhe chodo main toh nahi codne wala Pari aur Neha mera pas aakar
un ko chudane lagi

Ritu:- chodo mujhe main kahi nahi jaongi

Pari:- kaise nahi jayegi

Main:- arre baba bas karo Pari ne dhaka diya main un dono ke sath bed par gira

Main:- kya kehti ho tum dono bhari ho gayi ho

Pari:- bhai aap topic change kar rahe ho

Ritu:- Pari hamari iss main koi ghalti nahi maine Pari ko khich liya

Pari:- aah bhai lagti hai aur moti tu apna hath hata

Shikha:- yeh sab toh naatak kar rahi hain

Pari:- main aisi hon gussa nikalna hi sahi samjhti hon warna mera temperature high ho
jata hai

Kirti:- tumne hume dara diya

Main:- bachpan se iss ke sath ho abhi issenahi janti

Pari:- par tum dono bura mat mano agar main apna gussa saant na karti toh shayad

Kirti:- bas kar hum samjh sakte hain par bhai yeh sab hua kab aur kaise

Main:- pehle jakar gate band karo Ritu jhat se uthi aur gate lock kar diya

Ritu:- ab batao

Main:- nahi jab tak Shikha didi nahi hasengi nahi bataunga Shikha ne smile ki

Main:- bhik nahi maang raha Saloni unhe gud gudane lagi Shikha didi khilkhila kar hans
padi mere dil ko sukun aaya agar in sab main ladayi ho jati toh main toh lut hi jata

Shikha:- bata bhi chup kyu hai

Main:- baat jab ki hai jab main ek din bimar pada tha aur mujhe admit kiya tha

Ritu:- haan phir

Main:- ussi din Sumit aur uss ke ek dost ne mere andar woh chemical radon inject kar diya
iss ka pata jab chala jab main Devika se mila
Shikha:- kon Devika

Main:- uske bare main abhi main aap sab ko nahi bata sakta haan toh jab main uss se mila
tab meri ek kendri jaag gayi aur main apne bare main sab kuch janta gya haan maine Dad
ko bataya toh pata chala ke unhe toh mere jane ke baad pata chal gya tha ke yeh kiska
kaam hai par Dad apne ghar ko tutte hue nahi dekhna chahte the toh unhone kisi ko nahi
bataya

Ritu:- mera bhai itna gira hua hai

Kirti:- kya humare bhai ne bhi

Main:- nahi Rahul nahi par Amit bhi iss main samil hai tum sab yeh mat samjhna ke main
tumhe tumhare bhaiyo ke khilaf bhadka raha hon

Shikha:- kaisi baate karta hai aisa kuch nahi hai tabhi Richa ka phone aaya

Main:- haan kya hua

Richa:- woh Masoom ka phone aaya tha woh kafii roo rahi hai main in sabke chakar main
ye bhul gya ke Masoom ka kya haal hoga

Main:- acha chalta hon jara teri bhabi ko mana kar aata hon main waha se Masoom ke
room main pahuncha toh dekha Masoom bistar par leti roo rahi hai

Main:- bas ho gya ho toh chup bhi ho jao Masoom ne gardan ghumayi

Masoom:- tum aa gaye tum aa gaye woh bhag kar mere gale lag gayi

Main:- arre baba kuch batao ki akhir meri ghalti kya hai woh mere seene main ghusse
marne lagi

Masoom:- badtamiz kya waha woh sab karna jaruri tha

Main:- maine kya kiya haan

Masoom:- ab bano mat tum jante ho main tumhe kabhi mana nahi kar sakti par waha
main yeh sab kaise karti

Main:- baby tum kya bol rahi ho main samjh nahi paa raha

Masoom:- tumne hospital main badtamizi kyu ki mere kiss na karne par mujhe thappad
mara

Main:- kaisi pagalo wali baat kar rahi ho main kabhi bhi aisa nahi kar sakta
Masoom:- toh yeh mere gaal par nishaan dekho uss nishan ko dekh kar gussa bhi aaya aur
dukh bhi hua meri ankhe nam ho gayi

Masoom:- aise kaam hi kyu karte ho ki rona pade

Main:- baby maine nahi kiya yakin karo

Masoom:- jane doo

Main:- akhir ek wajah toh batao ke tumhe kyu lag raha hai ke woh main hi tha

Masoom:- kyu ke uss samay bhi tumhari hi godh main rehne ka ahsas tha jo hamesha hota
hai

Main:- kahi main pagal toh nahi ho gya

Masoom:- kya pata woh sab stress main kiya ho

Main:- acha ab toh gussa nahi ho naa

Masoom:- hon

Main:- woh kyu

Masoom:- hospital main tumne jo manga ab wo mujhe chahiye

Main:- main bol bhi nahi paya ke uss ne mere honto ko chusna shuru kar diya ek lambi
kiss ke baad main hata gate par knock hua

Masoom:- yeh Surbhi bhi na galat time par aati hai

Main:- ok baby main chalta hon

Masoom:- good night main waha se ghar aaya

Main:- arre kya sab yahi bethi rahogi

Saloni:- aa gya tu kaisi hai woh

Main:- aaj sab behki behki baate kar rahe hain

Ritu:- kya hua bhai aap tense lag rahe ho

Main:- choti pata nahi kon hai jo meri hi shakal ka fayda utha raha hai

Kirti:- bhai aap hume sach kyu nahi bata rahe

Main:- toh meri behno ko mera sach janna hai

Sab:- haan pura tuta phuta nahi

Main:- abhi nahi phir kabhi aur abhi mujhe sona hai

Saloni:- toh ja soo jaa

Main:- aap kyu gussa ho rahi ho

Saloni:- main hoti kon hon tu bas apni Pari aur in bandriyo se pyaar karta reh main aur
baato ke mood main nahi tha aur bina kuch bole wahi let gya

Saloni:- (mann main) pata nahi kya samjhta hai apne aap ko jawab bhi nahi diya main itna
thak gya tha ki lette hi gehri neend main chala gya need toh aa gayi par mere dil main aaj
ki baato ko lekar bechaini thi raat ko bechaini ke karan meri need tut gayi time dekha toh
3:30 baj rahe the maine phone liya aur ear phone lagakar gaane sunta hua balcony main
beth gya aur aasman main taro ko dekhta hua sochne laga thodi der baad kuch awaaj
sunayi di dekha ke niche flour par didi bethi thi

Main:- arre didi aap yaha aur niche kyu bethi ho

Saloni:- bas tujhe jaagte hue dekha toh aa gayi kya soch raha hai

Main:- kya boli didi ne mera earphone khicha

Saloni:- kya soch raha hai

Main:- kuch nahi bas kal ki baato ko soch raha hon mujhe dar hai kahi yeh baat aage na
jaye

Saloni:- haan inka kuch pata nahi sabki sab ek dum mouh fat hain

Main:- didi agar mujhse koi bhi ghalati ho gayi ho toh maaf karna

Saloni:- kaisi baat karta hai bhala main kyu bura maanungi

Main:- shayad aage kya hoga mujhe nahi pata bas aap mujh par vishwas rakhna Saloni
didi meri pas aa gayi

Saloni:- kya hua Dev main unhe pakad kar rone laga

Saloni:- arre tujhe kya hua

Main:- didi khud apna dushman banta ja raha hon aaj maine Masoom par hath uthaya aur
Sumit ko gaali bhi di

Saloni:- par tum toh keh rahe the ki tum woh nahi the

Main:- par didi ek baar mujhe sapna aaya tha ke ek bura insan ban gya hon aur Masoom
ke sa main chup ho gya

Saloni:- bol na Masoom ke sath kya

Main:- kuch nahi mujhe lagta hai ki woh mere hi andar hai ab apni marji se bahar aakar
mujhe control kar raha hai

Saloni:- bas kar na Dev tujhe roota dekh kar mere dil par chot lag rahi hai

Main:- ab mujhe dar hai ki kahi main aap logo ke sath kuch ghalat na kar don

Saloni:- hum sab sambhal lenge

Main:- yahi toh hai tum sab main koi ek baar shikayat bhi nahi karoge chahe main kuch
bhi kar do par didi aap nahi samjh rahi ho main kis baat se dar raha hon

Saloni:- toh samjha de naa

Main:- nahi main nahi bata sakta yeh sochna bhi mere liye kisi paap se kam nahi hai

Saloni:- bhai kyu andar hi andar ghut raha hai atit ko bhulana hi behtar hai main dimag
main yeh baat ekdum point out hui atit haan jarur wahi hua hoga

Main:- thanks didi aap ne meri tension dur ki hai

Saloni:- kya hua kaha ja raha hai

Main:- didi aa kar batata hon maine thande pani se mouh dhoya aur jane hi wala tha ki
mujhe kuch yaad aaya main didi ke pas gya

Saloni:- tu abhi nahi gya

Main:- didi aap sab main kanya rashi kis ki hai

Saloni:- meri hai aur Kirti ki kyu

Main:- kya aap mera ek kaam karoge

Saloni:- khushi se
Main:- han aap hi

Saloni:- kyu nahi bata

Main:- soch lo par mere hote hue kuch hoga nahi par jaruri nai hota toh

Saloni:- wow kya koi mission hai

Main:- haan mera life mission sab ek sath

Sab:- kya life mission

Main:- tum sab jaag rahi thi

Neha:- aur nahi toh kya aur kya aap keval didi ko lekar jaoge hum bhi chalenge

Main:- main party par nahi ja raha sabke mouh latak gaye

Main:- acha baba lekar nahi jaonga par tum log live dekh sakte ho aur Shikha di aap meri
sath chaloge

Shikha:- yes boss

Kirti:- bhai meri bhi toh rashi same hai

Saloni:- par dimag abhi kam hai tu yahi beth kar maje le

Pari:- aur aap waha par

Main:- Shikha jara jakar woh bag lao aur camera aur mike laga do apne aur hamari body
par

Shikha:- yes boss phir hum teeno ready hue

Main:- chalo mera hath pakad lo un teenoo ne mera hath pakda aur hum ghayab ho gaye
jab ankhe kholi toh Saloni didi chila kar mere kaan phaad rahi thi

Main:- bas karo aa gaye

Saloni:- yeh kon si jaga hai

Main:- main ek jaduyi jagah ja raha hon jise lost emperor kehte hain

Shikha:- toh hume hi kyu laye

Main:- kyuki yaha sirf raja yaa uske pariwar ka koi bhi sadasya aaya toh jal kar raakh ho
jata hai aur tumhare andar toh mera khon bhi hai
Saloni:- yeh jamin pilpili si kyu hai

Main:- kyuki iss ke niche jahar bhara hua hai agar aap meri behan na hoti toh abhi iss ke
andar hoti tabhi waha tez hawaye chalne lagi un dono ne mere peche aakar mujhe pakad
liya samne dekha toh ek buri tuth ka danav aa raha tha

Saloni:- yeh kya hai

Main:- yeh chote goblins jaise hain naam hai Himar jati aur woh uska paltu janwar hai

Saloni:- Himar main kuch bolne hi wala tha ki uss buri tuth wale ne apna hara zahar hum
par choda main dono ko pakad kar side main ho gya

Main:- tum dono uss pathar ke peche chup jao maine talwar nikali aur uss ne phir ek baar
woh jahar choda maine uss ke paas ja kar uske jaban kaat di woh idhar udhar bhagne laga
tabhi uske dusri dusra chodo jo bhi thi tha dawan hi toh tha uss ne ek waar mere gardan
par kiya main piche jhuk gya uss ne dusra waar taangoo par kiya main peche jhukte hue
hath teka aur back flip mari uss ne meri peth par war kiya maine hath piche kar ke talwaar
se roka tabhi uss buri tuth wale ne phir se jahar fenka jis se bach nahi paya Himar jati ke
paltu janwaro ki yeh khasiyat hai ke unka jahar aadmi ko pehle jama deta hai phir gala
deta hai mera ek hath nahi hil raha tha uss ne mujhse ladna chod diya aur un dono ki taraf
jane lagi maine ek hath se talwar uthayi aur uski taraf phenk di uss ki speed itni thi ki 2
second main hi woh uske aar par ho gayi aur woh blast ho gayi aur talwar meri hath main
aa gayi woh janwar meri tarf aane laga main jhat se apna hath uss jahar ke jam se nikala
aur uske paas aate hi hath uske mouh main daal kar faad diya aur phir unke paas
pahuncha

Main:- arre aap dono toh iss ke hare khun se puri naha chuki ho

Shikha:- aur tum bhi

Saloni:- mujhe nahana hai badbo aa rahi hai eeue yeh kaisa khun hai

Main:- acha hai tum dono ke liye

Saloni:- bakwas band kar

Main:- bakwas nahi inka khun bohat hi kimti hota hai jis ang par laga lo woh kabhi nahi
badlega

Shikha:- matlab ab hum hamesha aise hi rahenge

Main:- haan jawan rahne main kya burayi hai

Saloni:- tujhe yeh sab maloom hai toh hume kyu nahi

Main:- kyuki Devika meri biwi hai aapki nahi main jor se hans pada

Shikha:- ho gya ho toh kuch karo

Main:- yaha paas main ek nadi hai

Saloni:- iss banjar jagah par

Main:- arre nahi yeh danawo ka illaka hai hum lost emperor ki shrahad hain

Saloni:- chalo jaldi main yeh badbo aur nahi sah sakti hum teeno aage badhne lage

Shikha:- sedha wahi nahi le ja sakte the

Main:- nahi udanchu yaha wargit hai

Saloni:- wargit kya

Main:- ohh matlab prevesh nishedh

Saloni:- kya bak raha hai

Main:- pata nahi mouh se kya nikal raha hai mera matlab hai yaha allow nahi hai

Saloni:- acha phir hum teeno ek gate ke pas pahunche waha bohat se Sipahi the

Main:- hume andar jana hai

Sipahi:- kanya laye ho

Main:- haan yeh hain woh

Sipahi:- haha han tum logo ki bhi bhidant ho gayi himaroo se mujhe uski hasi par gusaa
toh aaya par main abhi nahi batana chah raha tha ki main kon hon

Sipahi:- ladki apna hath aage karo

Main:- didi hath aage karo dhayan rakhna yeh adamjaat hain abe mouh se kya nikal raha
hai

Sipahi:- thek par dhayan rakhna aage musibat aa sakti hai

Main:- thek hai uss ne un ke bazoo par thoda se kaat diya

Saloni:- maa maaa aa bohat dard ho raha hai Dev inhe roko

Main:- arre bas thoda se dard hai phir uss ne ek laal pati waha par bandhi aur woh pati
bandhte hi uske sarir badalne laga uss ke kapde badal gaye sharir par ek kavach aa gya
main bhi iss se hairan tha sare Sipahi apne ghutno par beth gaye

Sipahi:- raaj Kumari ki jay ho humare bhagye khul gaye jo aap yaha aaye

Saloni:- Dev yeh sab kya hai

Main:- iss ke bare main nahi janta

Sipahi:- shama kareyega Mahrani ji maine apke sath badsuluki ki Saloni ko bhi thoda acha
laga thek hai ab hum andar jaye

Sipahi:- ji raaj Kumari hamari kya aukaat jo hum aapko rokein meri hasi nikal gayi aur main
unke sath andar aaya

Saloni:- kya hua kyu hans rahe ho

Main:- apne kya bola thek hai hum andar jaye hahaha

Saloni:- ho gya ho toh mujhe nadi ke pas le chalo mujhe iss ke baad bhi bohat ganda lag
raha hai

Shikha:- mujhe bhi par main kyu nahi badli

Main:- kyu jalan ho rahi hai Shikha apne mann main kuch bad badane lagi

Main:- gussa mat hona kya pata tum in se badi raaj kumari ho

Shikha:- agar ab ek baar aur hasa toh daath tod dungi

Main:- woh dekho nadi aa gayi hum teeno thodi der wahi khade rahe

Main:- arre jao naha lo yaha ek parinda bhi nahi aane wala

Shikha:- parinde ko chod tu yaha se kab jayega

Main:- ohh sorry sorry main waha se thodi dur aa gya

Main:- yeh mike kaha reh gya maine uss par hath phiraya toh uss main awaaj aane lagi

Main:- yaar yaha aakar sare mantra kaise yaad aa rahe hain maine mike kaan main lagaya

Kirti:- hello bhai

Main:- haan kya hua

Kirti:- yeh didi ko kya hua hai

Main:- kya pata hai ab toh raj Kumari ban gayi

Kirti:- aap iss liye mujhe nahi lekar gaye na ke main ban jaongi jao main aap se nai bolti

Main:- arre baba sun to sahi Kirti Kirti

Pari:- woh baat nahi karegi par aap ki baate badi free lag rahi hain

Main:- haan pata nahi kyu bada taro taaja mahsus kar raha hon

Pari:- taro ohh taaja

Main:- ohh phir se matlab aanandit mahsus kar raha hon

Pari:- kya bol rahe ho

Main:- jane de baad main baat karunga main jeeb bahar nikal kar dikhane laga

Main:- meri jivhya ko kis ka sparash laga ohh kya ghat raha hai humare sath maine apna
mouh hath se band kar liya thodi der baad dono aa gayi

Saloni:- mouh udhar kar ke kyu betha hai

Main:- kuch nahii

Saloni:- kya hua hakla kyu raha hai meri jaan mouh main hi atak gayi kya yeah wahi Saloni
didi hai jise main sath lekar aaya tha maa kasam iss se khobsurat bala maine aaj tak nahi
dekhi

Shikha:- arre yeh mouh khol kar kyu betha hai kya hua

Main:- yeh kon hai

Saloni:- dimag par chot toh nahi aa gayi

Main:- arre didi kya aap hi ho

Saloni:- haan kyu kya hua

Main:- kya hona hai kuch nahi chalo

Dono:- han chalo main unke sath aage jane laga par meri nazar baar baar didi par hi ja
rahi thi woh dono thoda dur thi
Shikha:- maine kaha tha tu bohat sundar lag rahi hai

Saloni:- kyu kya hua

Shikha:- dekh Dev tujhe hi ghur raha hai unhone meri taraf dekha maine jhat se samne
dekha aur sitti bajate hue aage badhne laga

Saloni:- tum sach bol rahi ho dekho kaise habada kar bhaga ja raha hai

Shikha:- Dev ab aage kya hai

Main:- mujhe apni ek shakti dhundni hai jise maine yaha surakshit rakhi thi kyuki yaha
aana kisi ke bas main nahi chahe woh koi bhi ho yaha keval raaj si khun hi aa sakta hai

Shikha:- kya matlab

Main:- chalo batata hon phir hum ek rajaya se gujarne lage shayad market tha waha ka

Saloni:- yeh sab kitna beautiful hai

Main:- haan Sonpur hai yaha sab kuch gold ka hai tabhi ek aurat aayi aur didi ke pairo
main gir gayi

Saloni:- yeh kya kar rahi hai

Aurat:- Raj Kumari ki jay ho kitne warso se humne aapka intezar kiya hai

Saloni:- pehle aap utho

Aurat:- nahi Raj Kumari sabka dhayan ab hamari taraf tha sab bade dhayan se didi ko ghur
rahe the

Main:- yeh kaise aap logo ki Raj Kumari hai

Aurat:- iss kavach ko hamari Raj Kumari ke siwa koi nahi pehan sakta ab hume yakin ho
gya ki maharani ji ne sahi kaha tha humare Samraat jaldh hi aayenge

Main:- abe yeh Mahrani kon hai

Aurat:- woh Parilok ki rani hai kal hi yaha aayi thi

Main:- Devika yaha kyu aayi sare log hangama karne lage

Saloni:- aap logo ko kya hua hai

Ek aadmi:- yeh hamari Mahrani ke naam aise nahi lee sakte

Saloni:- par woh toh iss ki patni hai ye sunte hi waha jaise kohram mach gya log meri jay
jay karne lage ab sab jaan hi gaye hain toh mujhe inhe saant karna hoga

Main:- sab saant ho jaye sab ke sab chup ho gaye

Main:- pehle aap yeh batayee Devika kyu aayi thi

Ek aadmi:- maharaj Mahrani uss Samraat kabrishtan (lost emperor) gayi thi

Main:- acha ab mujhe chalna hoga sab chillane lage

Main:- shaant ho jao sab abhi mujhe yaha se jana hoga nahi toh anath ho jayega main un
dono ko lekar waha se bahar aaya aur sedha Parilok pahuncha main mahal main aaya jaha
Devika aur kafi log bethe the

Rija:- beti yeh tu ne kya kiya

Devika:- maa wo mujhse galti ho gayi arre aap yaha kaise

Main:- baki sab baad main pehle yeh batao tum waha kyu gayi thi

Devika:- main samjhi nahi

Main:- dekho Devika ab chupane se koi fayda nahi Devika uth kar mere gale lag kar rone
lagi

Devika:- mujhe maaf kar do mujhse galti ho gayi

Main:- kya kiya tumne batao kahi mujhe jiska dar hai wahi toh nahi

Devika:- han mujhse anjane main wahi ho gya maine usse apne se alag kiya Devika tum
se yeh umid nahi thi

Biswajit:- (Devika Dad) beta ab tumhe hi kuch karna hoga

Main:- par yeh sab karne ki kya jarurat thi

Devika:- mujhe laga ki main aapki madad kar du

Main:- tumhari madad ko jaan kar meri aatma ke do tukde ho gaye sab ke sab hairan ho
gaye

Rija:- par humne socha woh kavach nasht ho gya

Main:- aisa kuch nahi woh kavach hi aisa hai agar uss par kisi bhi tarah ka jaadu kiya toh
woh mere aatma ke tukde karta jayega aur apna har ek hissa uss main chupa dega par
yeh batao tumne kon se mantra istemal kiya tha usse mantro se aazad karne ke liye

Devika:- aanat jivan ka dusra mantra

Main:- aur koi nahi mila Pariyo ki rani ho itna bhul gayi ki woh mantra usse aazad toh
karega par uss par apna asar chod dega

Devika:- mujhe maaf kar doo

Main:- main tujhe kabhi kuch keh hi nahi sakta par woh mera dusra hissa ab meri shaktiyo
ko pane ki koshishh karega

Devika:- toh tum usse apni andar kyu nahi sama lete

Main:- hmm sahi kaha par uss ne mere life main gadbad toh kar hi di hai ab aur nahi

Saloni:- kya ho raha hai mujhe kuch samjh main nahi aa raha sabka dhayan didi ki taraf
gya unka jism edkdum chamak raha tha woh teeno aur waha ke Sipahi apne ghutno par
beth gaye

Main:- aap log kya kar rahe ho

Rija:- maaf karna Raj Kumari ji humne dhayan nahi diya ki aap yaha par hain

Saloni:- Dev yaha aana main unke pas gya

Saloni:- yeh sab kya hai aur mere sharir ko kya ho raha hai

Main:- mujhe nahi pata kyuki mere marne tak toh aisa kuch nahi tha

Saloni:- aap log bas karo aur utho

Biswajit:- hum aisa nahi kar sakte

Saloni:- (dheere se) kya karu

Main:- order de doo

Saloni:- yeh mera aadesh hai tum sab khade ho jao sab ek sath khade ho gaye

Main:- Devika akhir yeh sab kya hai

Devika:- yeh sab aapke jane ke baad hua aap ne inke liye apni jaan de di thi aur apni sari
shaktiya inhe de di thi
Main:- woh main janta hon

Devika:- phir yaha har chij par inka hi raaj tha aaj se 30 saal pehle ek bohat bada yudh hua
jis main inho ne sabko hara diya par inke sath bhi dhoka hua aapke hi bhaiyo ne inhe maar
diya par jate jate inho ne ek kavach bana diya jis se sab ab tak surakshit hai par aapka pura
pariwar iss main khatam ho gya mera gusse main dimag kharab ho gya in haram khoro ko
main aaj tak chodta aa raha hon kyuki woh sirf mujhe nuksan pahunchate the par ab nahi
iss janam main bhi un sabka dimag wahi hai

Saloni:- saanth ho ja Dev saant ho ja maine talwar nikal li meri ankhe ekdum neeli pad
gayi

Devika:- kuch karye nahi toh yeh abhi sab ko mar dega koi nahi bachega

Saloni:- par main kya karu main bahar ki ore jane laga Devika ne ek jaduyi rasi se mujhe
jakad liya

Main:- hat jao tum ab koi nahi bachega koi nahi main aage badhne laga Devika ke pair
jawab dene lage woh gistti hui aage aane lagi par mera dhayan nahi tha main bahar aaya
aur ghayab hone hi wala tha ke

Devika:- pitaji in ko ghayab hone se roko unho ne ek neeli roshni chodi jo mere body par
padte hi main ghayab nahi ho paa raha tha

Main:- keh raha hon hat jao warna main kisi ko nahi chodunga

Devika:- jo bhi ho main aapko hatyara nahi banne dungii tabhi waha par mera dusra hissa
aa gya main apne dusre hisse ko (K Dev) likhunga K kavach

K Dev:- chal bhai dono mil kar marte hain

Main:- pehle mujhe azad kara uss ne dono par waar kiya dono dur ja gire

K Dev:- chal jaldi aaj sab khatam kar dete hain

Main:- akhir tu aa gya

K Dev:- haan jab bhi tera kuch bhi galat karne ka mann hoga main tere sath honga

Main:- toh der kis baat ki hai chalein

Saloni:- Dev main kahti hon ruk jao

K Dev:- oye bhai yeh toh gazab ki khubsurat hai

Main:- chup kar woh apni behan hai

K Dev:- teri hogi apne liye nahi

Saloni:- tum jo bhi ho chup raho aur tu yaha par aa

Main:- nahi aaj unki mout nischit hai

K Dev:- abe kya baate kar raha hai chal jaldi tabhi mujhe Devika ke karahne ki awaaj aayi
maine dekha usse kafi chot aayi hai mera gussa jaise ghayab ho gya main jhat se uss ke
pas gya aur uska sar godh main rakha

Main:- mujhe maaf karna mera gussa jyada badh gya tha Devika kafi dard main thi mujhe
kuch nahi hua hai waha par K Dev aa gya aur Devika ke gaal par ungli pherte hue

K Dev:- wah yaar yeh toh mast hai maine uske hath par mara

Main:- hat yaha se

K Dev:- mera kya main toh chala koi aur shikar dhund lunga

Devika:- nahi ruko in ko badnaam mat karo

K Dev:- par bina kuch ulta kiye mere dil ko sukkun nahi milta

Main:- ab tu kya karne ja raha hai

K Dev:- teri dusri wali se milne

Main:- saale main tujhe maar dalunga

K Dev:- toh pehle khud ko maar le main toh chala maine Devika ka sar halke se niche rakha
aur K Dev ko peche se pakad liya

Main:- chal chup chap mere body main aa ja uss ne mere pet main kohni mari aur aage
chala gya

K Dev:- halwa hai kya main teri tarah boring jindagi nahi jine wala maine uske sar par laat
mari woh neche jhuka aur mere pet main gussa marne ko hath badhaya maine uske
kandhe par hath rakha aur uss ke piche ki ore flip kar diya uss ke gardan pakadne hi wala
tha ke woh meri taango ke niche se mere peche aa gya maine talwar nikal li uss ne bhi
same talwar nikal li

Rija:- ruk jao agar yeh talware takaryi toh yaha sab kuch nasht ho jayega maine talwar
ghayab kar di
Main:- yeh thek nahi tu mere hi atma ka tukda hai phir aise kaam kyu kar raha hai

K Dev:- har kisi ke andar ek hissa hota hai jo bura hota hai main tera wahi hissa hon

Main:- toh mere andar kyu nahi reh sakta

K Dev:- ek shart par rahunga

Main:- woh kya hai

K Dev:- tujhe mere mann kabhi karna hoga warna main nahi aane wala

Main:- matlab main bure kaam karu

K Dev:- yaar thoda bohat to chalta hai naa

Main:- kya chalta hai be main kuch nahi karne wala

K Dev:- toh main chala Janu se milne bechari kitna tadap rahi hogi

Main:- kya tera dimag kharab hai woh tujhe laat maar kar bhaga degi

K Dev:- mera toh pata nahi haan tujhe jarur maregi

Saloni:- kya pagalo ki tarah lad rahi ho

K Dev:- pagalo ke bich main na bolna warna aap bhi pagal ho jaogi waise aapke hont bohat
paarye hain

Main:- abe chup ho ja mere baap woh meri didi hai

K Dev:- phir toh aur maine uska mouh pakad liya chal teri shart manjur hai ab thek hai
woh turant mere andar sama gya

K Dev:- (mere dimag main) ab dekh tujhe maje karata hon

Main:- chup kar harmarkor

Saloni:- kya bola

Main:- haram khor hota hai wahi bol raha tha

Saloni:- kya bak raha hai

Main:- aapki kamar ka til too much hai maine apne mouh par hath rakh liya sab mujhe
ghur rahe the main Devika ke pas gya aur usse utha kar andar le gya aur usse bed par
litaya
Main:- ab tum aaram karo aur yeh batao woh kavach jo waha se layi wo kaha hai

Devika:- woh samne hai yaha apna hath rakhna woh khul jayega maine aage jakar diwar
par hath rakha woh khul gya mere samne woh kavach rakha tha main usse lene ke liye
aage badha tabhi woh mere se bahar nikal kar kavach ke paas pahunch gya

Main:- kya kar raha hai

K Dev:- agar main yeh pehan lu toh mujhe tere iss sharir ki koi jarurat nahi hai

Main:- tu pagal hai agar tu mere andar na raha toh mara jayega par mera kuch nahi hoga
haan bas kuch samaye ke liye aapa jarur kho dunga woh mere pas aaya aur kavach mere
hath main diya

K Dev:- le thuns le saala dhamki deta hai

Main:- abe dono ek hi hain chill kar sath rehne main fayda hai

K Dev:- yaar tu toh mujhe bolne hi nahi dega

Main:- kyu be main bolu tu bol baat ek hi hai

K Dev:- toh abhi mera mouh band kyu kiya matlab humara

Main:- abe behan hai meri aur tu uski kamar par comment kar raha tha

K Dev:- toh tu jabse usse ghur kar kya inam de raha tha

Main:- woh toh bas aise

K Dev:- waah bete hum kare toh balatkaar tum karo toh chamatkaar sahi hai

Main:- chal jo bolna hai bol lena par yaha waha jakar meri beizzati mat karna

K Dev:- agar tu mujhe wada kare jo mera mann kare woh tu karega toh main tere andar
se aaunga hi nahi

Main:- (mann main) maan leta hon warna yeh har jagah se mera desh nikalwa dega

Main:- thek hai wada raha par jyada chhutiyapa nahi samjha

K Dev:- enjoy aur mere andar aa gya maine jaise hi kavach pehna hawa main opar uth gya

Main:- ab aayaega maja main Devika ke pas aaya aur uss ke maathe par hath raka woh
ekdum thek ho gayi
Devika:- thanks main chonk gya

Main:- tumne kya bola?

Devika:- thank you Mr Dev

Main:- kab sekha

Devika:- arre Pariyo ki rani hon yeh english kya hai

Main:- mujhe toh school main padhte padhte itne saal ho gaye phir bhi kuch galti karta
hon

Devika:- toh jaadu se sikh lo

Main:- rehne do phir saara maja bekar ho jayega

Main:- ab chalata hon ghar par sab intezar kar rahe honge Devika ne ek chota sa kiss diya
aur phir main un dono ke sath baalkani main pahuncha Saloni didi ka aur mera kavach
ghayab ho gya hum andar room main gaye jaha sab bade dhayan se tv main hi dekh rahe
the

Main:- didi gadbad ho gayi

Saloni:- kya hua

Main:- Kirti Kirti mujhe gusse se dekh rahi thi maine apne kaan pakde sorry gudiya woh

Kirti:- mat bolo gudiya mujhe lekar nahi gaye

Shikha:- rehne de tu mujhe bhi lekar gya tha par bhul gya ki main bhi iss ke sath hon

Main:- arre ab aapko kya hua woh dono gate khol kar bahar chali gayi

Saloni:- bechari ko rula diya na

Main:- arre yeh kya baat hui maine toh kuch kiya hi nahi

Saloni:- iss liye toh dono naraj hain ke kuch kiya kyu nahi

Main:- arre aap toh ruko woh bhi bina kuch bole chali gayi

Main:- ab tum logo ko bhi gussa hai toh jao naa Ritu mere pas aayi

Ritu:- bhai aap kyu naraz ho rahe ho woh bas thodi der ka gussa hai kal subah fir bhai bhai
chillati aayengi
Main:- acha ruk ek minute maine jeb se gold ke kangan nikale aur usse aur Pari ko diye

Pari:- wow bhai kitne sundar hain kaha se laye

Main:- yeh Paryoo ke hain Devika se lekar aaya hon dekha nahi kya jab kavach pehen raha
tha tabhi le liye par yeh sab naarz ho gayi

Ritu:- sacch bhai yeh Pari ke hain

Main:- haan meri in pyaari paryoo ke liye yeh kuch bhi nahi hain ab tum apne room jao
subah school jana hai

Ritu:- ok bhai thank you

Main:- chal bhag bhai ko thank you bolti hai woh chali gayi

Neha:- bhai mere liye kuch nahi laye

Main:- tere liye sabse special gift hai

Neha:- khushi se kya bhai maine usse diamond ka necklace diya

Neha:- wow yeh toh bohat sundar hai main abhi unhe dhikha kar aati hon

Main:- keval Ritu ke pas ja warna baki meri jaan le lengi aur main chala sone main bed par
dham se let gya Pari mere pas let gayi aur mujhe pakad liya

Pari:- soo gaye kya

Main:- nahi toh maine jaise hi uski taraf mouh kiya mere hont uske honto ko chum gaye

Main:- haan bol na kya bola

Pari:- kuch nahi aise hi achanak mere hath uthe aur uss ki kamar ko pakad kar khich liya

Pari:- aa bhai itna jor se mat pakdoo

Main:- (mann main) rahne de kabhi aur kar liyo apne mann ki

K Dev:- chup chaap betha reh warna bahar aakar main karunga toh bura lagega usse bhi
aur tujhe bhi mera hath uski kamar ko daba raha tha maine apni ankhe bich kar band kar
li

Pari:- bhai please dard ho raha hai achanak mera hath dheela pada aur jaise hi ankhe kholi
maine jhat se Pari ko pakda aur kiss karne laga maine jaise taise khud ko uss se alag kiya
Pari:- I love u bhai main roj aapse kehti kehti thak chuki thi par aaj aap ne khud hi de di ab
mujhe achi need aayegi

Main:- par meri neend udd jayegi

Pari:- main hon na sula dungi woh mujhe kas kar pakad kar soo gaye aur pata nahi main
kab soo gya subah utha toh dekha Pari mere oper chadh kar kiss kar rahi hai maine usse
dhaka diya woh peche girnae wali thi ki maine usse pakad liya

Pari:- wow bhai ekdum hero ki tarah pakda hai

Main:- Pari tujhe achanak kya ho gya hai

Pari:- achank kaha bachapan se hai par mokka kal mila aur aaj bhi

Main:- chal ab yeh badmasi band kar aur jakar ready ho aaj meri bhi class hai padhe bina
bade din hue hain phir main bhi tayar hua aur niche aaya jaha par dono saale harami
bethe the mera gusse main dimag garam ho gya

Amit:- arre Dev aa bhai beth nashta karte hain

K Dev:- bhai isse maarne ko mann kar raha hai

Main:- iss baat par main bina shart ke raaji hon

C Chachi:- kya hua beta tum beth kyu nahi rahe

Amit:- Dev kya koi pareshani hai

Main:- nahi Chachi bas pet bhara hua lag raha hai

B Chachi:- arre sun toh arre ruk ja Dev main sabko ansuna kar ke bahar bike ke pas nikal
gya

K Dev:- saale agar main tere jagah hota toh abhi mar deta

Main:- chal chal gussa mujhe bhi hai par main sahi time ka intezar kar raha hon

K Dev:- karta reh pichli baar ki tarah fir apni marengi

Neha:- bhai kis se baate kar rahe ho

Main:- woh kuch nahi bas aise hi

Neha:- yeh lo apna bag

Main:- kitabe kaha se aayi

Pari:- woh kal school ke baad Akash bhai ne dilwa di thi

Main:- acha hai chalo chale aur yeh didi kaha hai

Saloni:- aa gayi main ja pehle Masoom ko lekar aa main jhatt se gya aur usse lekar aa gya

Masoom:- woh chakra kar girne wali thi ke usse Pari ne pakda

Pari:- aram se bhabi

Main:- yeh aise girti padti rehti hai

Masoom:- acha aur jaise tumne toh kuch kiya hi nahi

Saloni:- tu bike ke pas kya kar raha hai ja car lekar aa

Kirti:- kya didi aap aise mat bolo bhai koi driver thodi hai

Main:- arre meri pyaari gudiya aa gayi

Kirti:- main abhi bhi gussa hon

Main:- thek hai jarur uss main meri galati hogi main jakar car lekar aaya Pari jhat se mere
pas aage beth gayi

Saloni:- kabhi lovers ko bethne diya kar

Pari:- bethi toh hai

Saloni:- kya

Main:- arre aap jao na betho late ho raha hai

Masoom:- chal Saloni behno ka hak pehla hota hai

Pari:- mera toh double hai

Main:- ab chup ho jaa

Pari:- hmm chalo ab phir main sabko lekar school pahuncha main bahar nikla Saloni didi
aur Masoom bhi nikli dono ladkhada kar girne wali thi maine sambhala

Main:- kya aaj dono girne ka pura mood bana kar aayi ho Saloni khadi hote hue yeh pehle
wala Dev kaha se aa gya
Main:- aap yeh na pucho toh sahi jaisi meri shaktiyo ko janti hi nahi ho

Akash:- kaisi shaktiya bhai

Main:- abe main keh raha tha ki shak kitna karti hai

Akash:- haan haan iss bhondu par shak

Main:- bas daat mat dikha aur main bhondu nahi hon

Akash:- acha Komal toh tujhse sambhal hi nahi rahi bhondu hai tu saale ne kya bomb fod
diya yeh meri waat lagwayega

Main:- acha aap log jao main bhi prayer main jata hon chal be

Akash:- haan chal main jaise ground main pahuncha uske opar chad kar usse marne laga

Akash:- arre bhai maaf kar galati ho gayi aah haan bhai kohni nahi bohat tej lagti hai

Meera mam:- kya badtamizi hai Dev yeh school hai main jhatt se khada hua Akash bhi
khada ho gya mam abhi bhi ghur rahi thi maine Akash ko dekha

Main:- abe kapde thek kar aur tie sahi kar

Meera:- idhar dekho maine unki tarf dekha

Main:- yes mam

Meera:- wahat r u doing

Main:- nothing mam

Meera:- then go to prayer que hum dono ne prayer ki phir class main aaye thodi der baad
sir bhi aa gaye yaar school main aane ka bhut teen period main uttar gya aadat jo chhut
gayi thi interval main hum dono bahar aaye

Main:- yaar yeh sab ab mere bas ka nahi hai

Akash:- kya hua be

Main:- saala kuch pale hi nai pad raha

Akash:- chill kar yaar abhi toh aaya hai tu hamara topper tha

Main:- kya saala aisa lag raha tha main kisi bhakti program main aaya hon aur bas sun
raha hon
Akash:- abe agle wale sare mast hain khas kar tere liye

Main:- aisa kya hai

Akash:- agle main mam aayegi

Main:- toh kya hua

Akash:- tera mann laga rahega na tujhe ladkiyo main rehna pasand hai

Main:- kya bol raha hai aisa kuch na hai

Akash:- saale harmkhor jab se aaya bas jab dekho behne gf gf behne abbe humse kab
milega sare dost bohat chid chuke hai tere behaviour se

Main:- yaar sorry par main kya karu busy hi tha maje thodi kar raha tha

Akash:- acha beta humse hi hoshyari woh dekh naya maal aaya hai maine uss taraf dekha

Main:- koi bhi toh nahi hai be Akash ne meri guddhi par ek jhanpad mara

Akash:- chain nahi hai tujhe itna fasa hua hai fir bhi naya maal dekhna hi hai

Main:- ja be chhutiye waise yaar yeh wali madam mast hai uss ne peche dekha maine jhat
se uski guddi par chipka diya

Akash:- aa saale

Main:- ab tu kya dekh raha tha

Akash:- ladka hon to dekhunga na

Main:- haan main toh

Sam:- abe tum yaha kya kar rahe ho

Main:- arre bhai aa gya tu kaha tha ab tak

Sam:- kuch na yaar woh jara kuch kaam tha toh late aaya

Main:- yaar woh

Sam:- abe kya bol naa

Akash:- bhabi kaha hai in ko bata do

Sam:- woh tujhe yaha dekh kar class main chali gayi
Akash:- ab londe ka mann lagega

Main:- yaar tu yeh taane marna band karega

Sam:- kyu bee tum saale milte toh ho nahi toh kya kare

Main:- (mann main) inhe kaise samjhau

K Dev:- maar chhutiyo ko

Main:- tu chup reh samjha

K Dev:- abe chal jaldi madam dekhni hai yaar

Main:- abe school main kal ki tarah kuch gadbad mat karna

Sam:- abe kaha kho gya bell ho gayi hai hum teeno class main jane lage class ke bahar
Komal apne dosto se baate kar rahi thi main uski tarf hi dekh raha tha jaise hi uski nazar
mujh par padi uss ne ajeeb sa mouh banaya aur andar chali gayi hum teeno bhi anadar
jakar beth gaye

Sam:- toh aaj school ka kaise mann hua

Main:- bhai bas yaha aakar thoda relax hon warna ghar jate hi jaise sare kaam mere hi
hain

Akash:- kyu be aisa kya karta hai

Main:- kyu kal milna kya apni behan se

Akash:- chup kar saale kisne kaha tha usse laane ko ab meri badiya se lagegi

Main:- acha teri behan tere ghar na rahegi toh kya mere ghar rahegii

Sam:- abe mam

Main:- kya mam

Sam:- peche mam Mam ne mere kaan pakde

Meera:- subah ground main ab yaha bhi shuru ho gaye

Main:- sorry mam sorry sab ke sab hasne lage

Meera:- abhi jakar peche betho maine bag uthaya aur jane se Akash ke pair par shoes
rakh diya
Meera:- ab tumhe kya hua

Akash:- kuch mam kuch nahi phir mam padhne lagi par mera dhayan sirf Komal par tha

K Dev:- waise kya dhaansu maal fasaya hai

Main:- kahe ka dhasu ab toh bhaw bhi na milega

K Dev:- kaho toh main help karu

Main:- tu kya karega ye tere bas ki na hai

K Dev:- bhai agar iss ne ek baar aur mujhe ignore kiya toh dekhna

Main:- tujhe matlab

K Dev:- abe hum dono ek hi toh hain

Main:- nahi tu gande kaam karwata hai saale kal bhi Pari ke sath

K Dev:- usse toh acha laga naa

Main:- saale woh kounsi nahi du toh acha hai

K Dev:- darta kyu hai main hon naa

Main:- kya tu koi sharukh khan hai

K Dev:- saaf saaf bol madad chahiye ki nahi

Main:- chal dekhu tu kya karwaeyga

K Dev:- badle main mujhe kya

Main:- jo tu maang

K Dev:- madam ka kuch karwa dena bas

Main:- kya kya matlab hai tera

K Dev:- ek hath lo ek hath do aur kya

Main:- tere bas ka na hai

K Dev:- toh tere bas ka kon sa hai

Main:- jab tak shaitaan shaant hai rahne de warna

K Dev:- chal hat kuch na hoga abhi tak kiya kuch

Main:- tu mujhe chadha kar kuch nahi karawa sakta

K Dev:- tu phir mera dimag mat kha mujhe jo karna hai main kar lunga

Main:- to kar tujhe kisne roka hai achanak mera phone baja main silent karna bhul gya
tha

Meera:- kon hai jo class main phone use kar raha hai ohh tu aap hain mahasaye get out
of my class and give me your phone

Main:- class ke bahar sahi hai phone nahi dunga

Meera:- maine kaha phone yaha raankho main class se bahar jane laga unho ne piche se
pakad liya

Meera:- tum meri insult kar rahe ho

Main:- yeh call aapki insult se jyada hai mam ne mujhe marne ke liye hath uthaya maine
unka hath pakad kar jhatka aur bahar nikal gya

Main:- kya kiya tu ne

K Dev:- tu ne meri baat nahi maani uska pyaar na sahi tujhe ab uski nafrat toh milegi

Main:- haram khor

K Dev:- pehle phone kar baad main gussa hona maine call back kiya

Mohan:- DD kaha ho

Main:- sir school main hon

Mohan:- school main kya kar rahe ho yaha meeting main jana hai aur Arav ne bataya nahi
tumhe

Arav:- kuch bhi nahi

Mohan:- jaldi aao yaha aur bhi kaam hain aur meeting ke liye Istanbol jana hai

Main:- abhi sir

Mohan:- ok 3 hour get ready

Main:- ok sir main class ke khatam hone ka wait karna thek nahi samjha main class main
gya Akash jara bahar aa
Meera:- woh nahi aayega tabhi beel baji

Main:- ab toh aa Akash bahar aaya main usse apne sath lekar 4th floor par lab ke pas lekar
gaya

Akash:- tu satiyaa gya hai

Main:- tu Joker gang ka naam suna hain na

Akash:- iss time yeh baat main samjh nahi

Main:- woh main hi hon

Akash:- haan haan aur main james bond 007 hon hahaha

Main:- saale main kaam ki baat kar raha hon aur tu

Akash:- abe apni shakal dekh kon kahega tu woh hai

Main:- tu aise nahi maanega

Akash:- acha tu hai toh sabut de yaha koi aata nahi bina kaam ke maine apni ankhe band
ki aur mask toh aaya hi par mera kavach bhi aa gaya woh peeche lab ki khidhki se takra
gya ek awaaj aayi mujhe maine peche mudh kar dekha

Main:- ohh shit yeh yaha kaise

Akash:- bhai yeh kya ban gya hai tu suparhero lag raha hai

Main:- main suparhero nahi bas RAW ka agent hon

Akash:- iss ki maa ka aur kitne bomb fodega

Main:- dhayan se sun bhai main ek meeting ke liye Istanbol ja raha hon pata nai kitna time
lage tujhe yaha meri behno par dhayan rakhna hai

Akash:- main samjha nahi

Main:- mere bhaiyo par nazar rakhna bas dekh bhai tu hi ek hai jis par main ankhe band
kar ke visvash kar sakta hon aur apni behno ki surksha de sakta hon

Akash:- chal thek baki baat baad me par tu yeh itni sudh hindhi kyu bolne laga hai

Main:- woh sab bata dunga filhal tu mera kaam kar ek minute ruk tujhe shayad yeh akele
na ho
Main:- Devika kaha ho jaldi yaha aao Devika bina time waste kiye waha aa gayi

Devika:- ji kya hua aap ne bulaya

Main:- haan main keh raha tha Akash mouh khol bas Devika ko dekh raha tha maine usse
hilaya

Akash:- han ha kya hua

Main:- kaha kho gya

Akash:- yeh kon hai aur yaha kaise

Devika:- main in ki wife hon

Akash:- oyye ghate wale baba ek aur

Main:- Devika tumhe iske sath mere ghar par aur khas kar ke mere bhaiyo par nazar
rakhna mere kisi bhi pariwar walo ko kuch nahi hona chahiye

Devika:- ji jaisa aap kahen main pura dhayann rakhungi

Akash:- woh sab thek hai par main tere ghar kaise rahunga

Main:- uski chinta mat kar yeh sabka intezam kar degii Devika mere ghar ke samne ek
invisible ghar bana lena

Devika:- mere samjh main nahi aa raha itni shaktiyo ke baad aap itna ghabra kyu rahe ho

Main:- kyuki yeh dharti lok hai yaha par kuch kaayede kanoon hote hain aur main un sabse
ched chaad kar ke apni musibat aur nahi badhana chahta ab ek bhi sawal nahi ek bhi nahi
dono chup ho gaye

Main:- ab inka ek aur khata khul gya hai pata na mera picha karte hue yaha kyu aayi

Devika:- main iss ki yadash mita duu

Main:- nahi kisi ki yaadaas se ched chaad thek nahi kisi ki jindagi ke palo ko agar miltaogi
toh uske dimag par asar padega

Akash:- toh phir kya main aage bhadha aur unko godh main uthaya aur niche jane laga
Devika chali gayi

Akash:- aise thek rahega jaddo se inke ghar chod aa

Main:- chal be fir hazar sawal karegi tumne mere sath kuch galat kiya tumne kya kiya mere
sath etc etc main unko lekar niiche aaya sare aise ghur rahe the jaise ki koi shoting dekh
rahe hon main unhe staff room main le gya aur kursi par bethea

Principal:- isse kya hua hai

Main:- pata nahi sir achank behosh ho gayi main Akash ke sath bahar aaya

Main:- yeh chabi le aur sabko ghar le ja mere jate hi Devika aa jayegi

Akash:- thek hai bhai tu ja maine Arav ko phone kiya

Main:- kaha hai

Arav:- room main hon main jhat se uske room main pahuncha

Arav:- kya hua yaha kaise

Main:- saale meeting hai bataya nahi

Arav:- abe shaam ko hai batane hi wala tha

Main:- chal ab sir ne bulaya hoga aur kehna ki Delhi main hi tha

Arav:- ok phir maine Shikha ko bhi sath liya aur RAW pahuncha

Mohan:- aagye itni jaldi aur Arav tum yaha

Arav:- sir main yahi tha

Mohan:- ok chalo humara helicopeter tayar hai

Main:- Nitika kaha hai

Mohan:- woh helicopeter main hi hai hum sab waha paunche

Nitika:- aa gaye tum log Shikha aur Nitika gale mile maine aur Arav ne hath milaya

Nitika:- khushi hui dubara mil kar

Main /Arav:- hume bhi phir hum waha se Istanbol ki taraf nikle

Mohan:- DD tum school kya kar rahe the

Main:- padhne gya tha Nitika aur Arav hansne lagae

Main:- dekho hanso mat

Nitika:- I am sorry fuuu school I am really sorry

Main:- tu toh chup ho saale

Mohan:- DD majak acha karte ho

Main:- kya sir aapko toh bataya hai

Mohan:- kya bataya tha

(K Dev:- abe chhutiya aise chuh nahi bataya hai)

Main:- arre main waha se nazar rakh raha tha dono chup hue

Nitika:- kis par

Main:- baad main bata dunga

Nitika:- yeh galat hai hum sare kaam karte hain yeh akele kyu

(K Dev:- keh de madam par)

Main:- abe jhut bolne se kam se hansi toh band hui

Arav:- bata

Main:- chodo chota sa kaam tumhare level ka nahi tha

Nitika:- yeh tum galat kar rahe ho

Mohan:- Nitika woh tumhara boss hai uss ka jo mann karega woh karega

Main:- nahi sir hum sab pehle dost hain baad main agent

Mohan:- ulta bol rahe ho

Arav:- chalo mitti daalo iss par ab

Main:- acha sir aur kya kaam hai

Mohan:- woh gadar mil gya hai

Main:- kon hai

Mohan:- base ka sweeper

Main:- ajeeb hai woh toh ekdum mamuli sa tha

Mohan:- woh Black eye gang ka right hand hai

Main:- sir nahi ho sakta maine sab kuch check kiya yeh nahi ho sakta

Mohan:- kyu aisa kyu keh rahe ho

Main:- ho sakta hai woh Black eye gang ka ho par humare missions ki baate keval aapko
pata hoti hain yaa base ke kuch officers ko

Nitika:- mere dad par shak kar rahe ho

Mohan:- beti hum aise kaam karte hain ke har kisi ko shak ki nazar dekhna padta hai

Main:- jaha tak main samjhta hon sir aap mera ishara samjh gaye

Mohan:- par tumhe uss par shak kyu hai

Arav:- kon hain woh

Main:- Marcus sir ka senior hai drugs department ka Victor

Nitika:- kya Dad jab maine aapko trip ke bare main bataya tha tab woh bhi toh confernce
main the

Mohan:- haan woh bhi tha

Main:- abe toh paka wahi hoga 100%

Mohan:- toh kya karna hai

Main:- khatam aur kya RAW main gadar nahi bachte

Mohan:- thek hai meeting ke baad karna jo bhi karna hai par mujhe proof bhi chahiye

Main:- ok sir mil jayega kafi time baad hum base par land hue fir waha se meeting ke liye
nikle

Main:- sir meeting ke bare main kuch nahi bataya

Mohan:- yeh ek international level security agency ki meetup meeting hai

Main:- kya sir itna secret kyu

Mohan:- nahi to tum nahi aate aaj sabko pata chalega ki DD urff Joker kon hai jis ne
underworld main utpat macha rakha hai aur woh hamari agency ka hai

Arav:- yeh aap kya keh rahe ho sir

Main:- chill kar ab apna koi kuch nahi kar sakta

Mohan:- that's my boy hum waha paunch kar apni jagah par beth gaye kafi badi party thi

Arav:- wah bhai kya party isse meeting kon kehta hai

Main:- bade log choti soch Nitika ne mere seene par halke se mara

Main:- arre bas majak kar raha hon

Host girl:- good evening to all of u my name is Jean and I welcome the reputed agencies
and there dangerous agents this evening is organise to make bond between the nations
and there agency aage wahi rate hue dialogues

30 minutes later

Jean:- ab main bulana chahungi RAW head Mr Mohan ko ke aayen aur apne vichar rakhe
iss meeting par taaliyoo ke sath unka swagat hua phir unhone apna bhasan sunaya aur
akhir main

Mohan:- main aaj sabko batane main khushi mahsus kar raha hon ki DD The Joker hamari
RAW ka agent yeh baat unhone jaise boli waha jaise saanata ho gya sab bade dhayan se
Mohan sir ko dekh rahe the

Mohan:- aaj woh yaha maujod hai sabki nazre ek sath india ke naam plate wale section ki
aur ho gayi sabhi jana chaahte the ki akhir in sab main woh shakhs akhir kon hai

Mohan:- DD yaha aao main khada hua aur stage ki tarf badhne laga abhi bhi waha saanata
tha

Mohan:- toh milye yeh RAW ki shaan DD urff the Joker sab taaliya bajane lage Jean ne
mujhse hath milaya

Jean:- aapse mil kar khusi hui

Main:- mujhe bhi phir mera bhi ek lamba choda bhasan hua jaisa hota hai kafi log mujhse
mile maine apni team ko bhi milawaya aisa lag raha tha shaadi ke function main aaye hon
meeting khatam hui maine room main jakar ek neend bhi marr li jab utha toh sar dard kar
raha tha time dekha 10:30 baj rahe the kapde badle aur niche aaya

Main:- excuse me drink section kidhar hai uss ne ek ore ishara kiya main andar gya

Waiter:- yes sir

Main:- one martini

Waiter:- ok sir thodi der baad woh laya maine uska sip liya

Main:- yaar Arav kya adat dalwa di

Jean:- kya main yaha beth sakti hon

Main:- haan kyu nahi

Jean:- toh Mr DD aap ko martini pasand hai

Main:- nahi bas kisi ke kehne par aaj try karne ka mann kiya

Jean:- ohh nice waise lagta nahi ki aap hi wahi hain jise sab Joker ke naam se jante hain

Main:- aapko bhi dekh kar nahi lagta ki cia ki wahi kaatil agent hain jo aaj host bani hai
uske hath se beer mere opar gir gayi

Jean:- oh I am sorry

Main:- its ok

Jean:- woh toh bas kabhi kabhi jab moka milta hai apni khushi ke liye karti hon maine
akhiri sip piya

Jean:- do martini with daiquiri and vodka

Main:- mera ho gya

Jean:- oh come on ek mere sath ho jaye phir pata nahi kab moka milega

Main:- ok

Jean:- yeh hui baat phir maine aur uss ne baato baato main pata nahi kab 5 round kar diye

Jean:- ok ab main chalti hon woh khadi hui aur ladkhada kar mere oper gir gayi

Jean:- sorry I am really sorry maine apna hath dekha woh uski gand par tha woh uthi

Main:- main le chalta hon aapko

Jean:- thanks fir main usse pakad kar le jane laga par saala mera sar ghum raha tha maine
sar jhatka

Jean:- kya hua

Main:- kuch nahi lagta hai jyada ho gayi hai hum dono uss ke room se thodi hi dur the par
mujhe nasha kuch jyada ho raha tha pata nahi kaise mera pair kisi chij se takraya aur main
Jean ke sath uss ke opar ja gira

Jean:- ouuuch hum dono ka face ekdum karib aa gya tha uss ne mera face pakda aur kiss
shuru kar di pehle toh mera mann shayad badal jata par ab meri body out of control thi
maine bhi uska hont khicha aur phir tez tez chusne laga maine kiss karte karte usse godh
main uthaya aur diwal se chipka diya aur uske honto ko chod kar uske gale ko chusne laga

Jean:- room main chalo main usse waise hi lekar uss ke gate ke pas gya uss ne card swipe
kiya maine ander ghus kar gate ko pair se band kiya aur usse kiss karte hue bed par lita
kar uske kapde ko oper kar ke nikal diya uss ki ek dum saaf badi badi chuchiyoo ko laal bra
main dekh kar main jaise pagal se ho raha tha maine uski bra pakadi aur faad di

Jean:- ye kya kar rahe ho main bina kuch bole uske nipple par apni jeeb laga di

Jean:- oh aahh ssiiii yess suck it yaaa oo my godh DD dd yes suck it like a mango maine
uski ek chunchi ko mouh main bhar liya aur aise chusnai laga jaise abhi doodh nikalna hai
maine ek hath uski leggings ke andar daal diya aur uski chot ko dabnae laga

Jean:- ohh aa please do slowely uummm maine ab uski dusri chuchi ko chunsane laga

Jean:- please don't bite its hurting mee

Main:- babe today I give more pain you never imagine

Jean:- then do something I am comingg ohh yaa itss ccoom itna bolate hi woh jhad gayi
main uss se alag hua aur apne kapde utar diye

Jean:- ooo myy godh you wanted this to put inside me

Main:- yaa baby I think you never forgot this main uss ke opar aa gya

Jean:- please do slow its to big maine usse kiss kiya aur apna lund uski chot par set kiya
aur hath peche bed par rakh diya

Jean:- ohh god help please slow down main uss ki gardan ko chaatne laga aur tez wala
dhaka mar diya woh itne tez chillayi ki mere toh sar chakra gya uss ne apne bade nakhun
meri peth main gussa diye jis se khon aane laga maine dhaka dena shuru kiya
Jean:- yaaa uff like do slowley maine dherre dheere speed badhani shuru ki aur tode hi
time main full speed main usse chodne laga uss ki chuchiya opar niche ho rahi thi main
jhat se uss ki ek chuchi pakdi aur dhake marte hue uske nipple chusne laga

Jean:- yes yes fuck me fuck me harder yees aa fast fast deepper oo aa aahaha daddy come
my Joker goo more deep maine uss ki ek taang uthayi aur kandhe par rakh li aur lambe
lambe dhake lagane laga woh apna sar idhar udhar karne lagi

Jean:- ohh aahh I am coming muuuu ohh fast aur woh ek baar aur jhad gayi par mera josh
khatam hone ka naam hi nahi le raha tha maine apna lund bahar nikala toh khun se laal
ho chuka tha maine usse bedsheet se saaf kiya aur neeche late gya aur usse apne oper lee
liya aur peche se uski chot main daal diya

Jean:- stop it aahh maine dhake tez kar diye karib ek minute woh fir se maja lene lagi aur
siskariya lene lagi uske pair kaanp rahe the maine usse apni opar khich liya aur aur kiss
karte hue dhake marnae laga 10 minute baad woh phir jhadne wali thi uske pair tezi se
vibrate hone lage mera bhi aane wala tha maine dhake aur tez kar diye thodi der baad
hum dono sath main hi jhad gaye hum dono ki sanse bohat tez thi aur hum Ac hone ke
baawjod pasine se bhig chuke the woh mere opar se hati aur side main late gayi hum itna
kho gaye ki pata nahi chala ki kab ek ghanta bit gya tha ab iss nasha main yaa jism ki garmi

Jean:- jaisa tumhare bare main suna tha tum usse bhi aage ho rukne ka naam hi nahi le
rahe the

Main:- kyu maja nahi aaya

Jean:- aaya par tumne meri puri body hila kar rakh di maine usse apni taraf ghumaya aur
kiss kiya

Jean:- main fresh hokar aati hon woh jane lagi main bhi uske peche chal pada woh toda
ajib sa chal rahi thi main bhi uske sath nahaya aur aakar let gya

Main:- (mann main) meri samjh main nahi aa raha mujhe nasha chadha kaise aur yeh itni
jaldi kaise ho gya

K Dev:- aa aaj toh maja aa gya

Main:- saale kahi yeh teri wajah se toh nahi hua

K Dev:- tu ne hi toh kaha tha jo karna hai kar lee aur jyada naatak mat kar tab toh bade
maje se come baby kar raha tha maine toh bas tere nasha khatam nahi hone diya baki teri
matlab hamari Mohani shakti jindabaad hai

Main:- saale akhir main tu ne apne mann ki karli

K Dev:- abhi kaha

Main:- kya bak raha ab kya chahiye tujhe

K Dev:- chal soo ja ab woh dekh wo soo gayi aur main aaj ke bare main sochta hua soo
gya subah mera phone baj raha tha

Main:- haan helloo kon

Pari:- kaha ho bhai aap soo rahe the kya

Main:- haan soo raha tha

Pari:- sorry bhai

Main:- arre nahi ut gya bol kya baat hai

Pari:- aap kaha ho

Main:- Akash ne nahi bataya kya

Pari:- unho ne kaha ke bas kaam se bahar gya hai

Main:- acha main abhi Istanbol main hon ek meeting hai

Pari:- kya bhai bina bataye kyu jate ho

Main:- acha jaldi aa jaonga

Saloni:- kab tak

Main:- arre aap bhi yahi ho

Saloni:- kab tak aayega

Main:- arre aa jaonga abhi pata nahi time lagega

Saloni:- jaldi aana maa puch rahi thi Dad ne sambhala unhe

Main:- ok aata hon maine call cut ki

Main:- yaar yeh Jean kaha gayi maine bathroom main dekha woh waha nahi thi main waha
se aakar bed par betha toh dekha waha ek note pada tha don't panic about me its nice to
live such a moments with u hope we will meet in future keep doing your great work and
never forgot me – Jean maine kapde pehne aur apne room ki taraf jane laga waha Arav
khada tha

Arav:- aayee agent sahab kya haal hai

Main:- sab badiya par aaj itni respect kaise

Arav:- arre kyu na kare bhai CIA main jo ghus gaye maine sar pe hath raakh liya woh yaar
bus

Arav:- saale jab main kehta tha tab toh kehta tha na bhai main yeh sab nahi karunga aaj
kaise fisal gya maine gate khola aur hum andar aaye

Main:- bas ho gaya par tujhe kaise pata

Arav:- kal jise diwar samjh kar utha rakha tha woh mere room ka gate tha

Main:- ohh chal tu ne kuch na kiya kya

Arav:- kaha be tere jaise kismat kaha

Main:- yaar please Janu ko mat batana

Arav:- saale abhi tu na bhi batao tab bhi koi farak nai padta

Arav:- kya matlab yaar

Arav:- saale woh dono bohat gussa hain

Main:- bhai tu thoda manage karna abhi main kuch problems solve kar raha hon

Arav:- chal dekh lunga par ek baat sun Victor kal raat mara gya

Main:- what par kaise

Arav:- pata nai bhai kisi ne uska pura ghar hi uda diya hai

Main:- yaar hume meeting main nahi aana tha pehle uss se jankari leeni chahiye thi ab
woh raaj uske sath chala gya akhir woh yeh sab kyu kar raha tha

Arav:- chal jaldi ab wapas jana hai

Main:- kya hua bas itna sa kaam tha

Arav:- tu ne toh iss se bada kaam kiya ab kya soch raha hai

Main:- chal phir khada kyu hai main aur Arav base ko car se nikle woh teeno log shayad
pehle hi chale gaye the waha pahunch kar hum sab helicopter se nikal pade apne ghar
main ankhe band kar ke betha tha

Shikha:- kya hua Dev thaka lag raha hai

Main:- nahi toh bas aise hi Victor ke bare main soch raha hon

Shikha:- jane do ab woh toh mar gya naa

Main:- haan par kisi ne toh uss se kaha hoga agar woh khud kar raha tha toh kyu

Shikha:- uska pata sir lagayenge tu tension na lee

K Dev:- jhut kyu bola be tu Jean ke bare main soch raha tha na

Main:- haan pata nahi woh mil kar nahi gayi

K Dev:- abe yeh sab toh aam hai iss kaam main

Main:- haan pata hai par mere sath pehli baar hua hai

K Dev:- kyu kya uss se pyaar ho gya

Main:- na be bas aise hi achi thi

K Dev:- chalo londe ke shok toh badal rahe hain

Main:- chal ab bas mere dil main badle ki aag lagi hai

K Dev:- woh toh kal saant karayi hai

Main:- woh aag nahi nafart ki aag

K Dev:- bhai pyaar se kar jo bhi kar

Main:- nahi ab toh bas yahi karna jo bhi ho

K Dev:- aisa mat karna

Main:- na ab yahi karunga

Shikha:- aa Dev kya kar raha hai

Nitika:- kya hua arre tera toh khon nikal raha hai maine dekha gusse main maine uski
jaangho main apne naakon gada diye the Nitika kuch bolne wali thi maine uske honto par
hath rakha sii yeh dono uth jayenge

Main:- sorry didi woh bas kuch soch raha tha aur unka ghav bharne laga

Shikha:- kya baat hai tu kuch jyada pareshan lag raha hai

Main:- na aap chinta na karo aap thek toh ho naa

Shikha:- haan thek hon phir main aise hi betha raha kafi ghatnao baad hum Delhi
pahunche maine Arav ko uske room main choda

Main:- bhai unka dhayan rakhna

Arav:- bas kuch din aur

Main:- haan thek hai main wapas aaya aur Shikha didi ko lekar ghar ke bahar aaya aur
andar jane laga ki mujhe yaad aaya

Main:- did aap jao main aata hon main waha se sedha Devika ke invisible ghar main aaya
waha par Akash khidki ke pas betha tha aur Devika nazar nahi aa rahi thi

Main:- kya kar raha hai bhai wo kursi se gir gya

Main:- arre kya hua be

Akash:- abe tu ne dara diya

Main:- acha kya kuch hua toh nahi naa

Devika:- hua hai bohat kuch woh mujhse gale milne hi wali thi ki main ghayab ho gya main
ek jungal main tha

Main:- kya pagalpan hai be

K Dev:- agar woh abhi gale milti toh Jean ke bare main jaan jati samjha

Main:- thanks yaar tu ne bacha liya

K Dev:- abe ek toh itna acha maal nahi codna chahta aur na aur kuch suna chahta hon kisi
ki bakwas ki kyu kiya kya jarurat thi hum bhi the abe tum sabki

Main:- aage bol kya

K Dev:- chod jane de bura maan jayega

Main:- ab teri baat ka kya bura manna tu mera hi toh dusra roop hai jo main nahi sochta
tu woh pehle hi bata deta hai

K Dev:- agar tu mujhe support kare toh main tujhe aisa bana dunga ke tere liye fook fook
kadam rakhne wali kahawat khatam ho jayegi

Main:- par yaar maine agar tujhe puri tarah se apnaya toh tu mere aape se bahar ho
jayega yeh baate jo tu bol raha hai yeh iss liye ho raha hain kyuki mera dimag uljhan main
hai aur tu iss uljhan se bachna chahta hai

K Dev:- par tu soch kya raha hain main kyu samjh nahi paa raha

Main:- kyuki meri achayi tujh par haavi ho rahi hai par tu kavach ke hisse se bana hai iss
liye woh tujhe khatam nahi kar shakti

K Dev:- kuch kar na mujhe jalan mahsus ho rahi hai

Main:- aisa kar tu abhi mere andar se bahar aa ja mere yeh bolte hi woh bahar aa gya

Main:- ab tujhe apni shakti badalni padegi par woh wapas mere sharrer main khichne laga

K Dev:- kuch kar warna yeh mujhe kahi khatam na kar de mera kavach chamak raha tha
ek roshni hui aur Guru ji paragat hue

Main:- parnaam Guri ji

Guru ji:- khush raho beta

Main:- Guru ji yeh kya ho raha hai

Guru ji:- beta uss kanya ke sath sambhog karne se tumhari shaktiyo par jo bhaand laga
tha woh tut gya hai aur tumhari shaktiya badh rahi hain jiske karan yeh nasht ho raha hai

K Dev:- bhai tu jo kahoga main karunga tu bas abhi mujhe bacha

Guru ji:- tera khatam hona hi thek hai

Main:- nahi Guru ji main iss bachaunga

Guru ji:- kya keh rahe ho beta

Main:- haan yeh mera ansh hai main isse nahi tayagunga

Guru ji:- soch lo beta yeh tumhe barbad bhi kar sakta hai

Main:- koi baat nahi meri achayi bhi meri hai toh meri burayi bhi meri hi hogi
Guru ji:- shabash beta mujhe tum se yahi sunna tha woh ghayab ho gaye aur mera kavach
ghayab ho gya aur K Dev bhi ghayab ho gya

Main:- kaha gya oyye kaha gya

K Dev:- yahi hon tere andar

Main:- chal thek hai

K Dev:- tu ne mujhe kyu bachaya jab ke tujhe mujh se nafrat hai

Main:- ab nahi hai kyu ke agar main pura acha ban gya toh kahi main pichli baar ki tarah
haar na jaon

K Dev:- chal aaj tere dar ne mera wajood bacha liya kahi tujhe meri wajah se Jean mili iss
liye toh nahi main hasa aur wapas un dono ke pas aaya

Devika:- kya hua kaha chale gaye the

Main:- kuch nahi par tum mere peche nahi aayi mujhe acha laga

Devika:- aap mere pati hain toh hume aapka yuh piccha karna sahi nahi lagta

Akash:- yaar tum dono raja rani ki tarah kyu baate kar rahe ho

Main:- iss se mil yeh yaha meri patni Devika Pariyo ke ranii

Devika:- aur yeh yaha waha ke raja Akash niche beth gya

Main:- abe kya kar raha hai hum koi bhagwan nahi hain jo aise jhuka hai woh nahi utha
maine usse uthaya dekha uske ankho main aasun the

Main:- kya hua bhai tu roo raha hai

Akash:- yaar yeh khushi ke aasun hain ki mujhe tere jaisa jija mila aur dost meri behan toh
yeh sun kar pagal ho jayegi tujhe pata hai na woh kitni pagal hai in sab chizo ke peche

Main:- chal woh chod aur bata kya hua yaha

Akash:- bhai yaha par kal raat kuch gunde aaye the tere behno ke room aur ghar ke chaaro
taraf camere laga kar gaye hain

Main:- par kisi ko pata nahi chala aur Devika tumne roka nahi

Devika:- main bas unka plan janna chahti thi

Main:- iss ke piche kon hai

Devika:- aapke teeno bhai

Main:- Rahul bhi

Devika:- haan woh un ke sath mila hua hai aapke jate hi unho ne ne yeh plan banaya

Main:- lagta hai ab inka akhri wakt aa gya hai tum jaldi se sare camere khatam kar do ab
aage jo bhi karunga main karunga Devika ne chutki bajayi aur sare camere waha aa hat
gaye Devika ne un sabko jala diya

Main:- ab tum sab ghar jao main milta hon

Devika:- aaj mere sath chalo naa

Main:- nahi Devika baad main phir main waha se ghar aaya jaha par lunch ho raha tha

Maa:- arre beta aa gya kaha chala gya tha

Main:- kuch nahi maa bas thoda sa kaam tha wahi gya tha

C Chachi:- chal aa khana kaha le main chair ki aur beth gya maine plate main khana liya
aur jaise hi ek tukda khane wala tha

Amit:- kya hua Dev sab se naraz hai kya baat nahi kar raha maine nivala mouh main rakhte
hue uski taraf dekha

Dad:- pehle khana kha lo baad main baat karna samjhe

Sumit:- (mann main) khana kaha le jitna khana hain shayad kal tere hosh udne wale hain

B Chachi:- Dev tu itna dherre kyu kha raha hai koi tentsion hai kya

Main:- arre nahi Chachi bas thoda sa sar dard hai

Maa:- kya hua beta bataya nahi khana kaha main malish kar dungi

Main:- thek hain maa

Amit:- waise tu karta kya hai

Dad:- yeh ek

Main:- woh ek agency main kaam karta tha Haryana main

Amit:- kaisi agency

Main:- woh mere dost ki hai detective agency ussi main

Amit:- itni kam umar main

Main:- woh kya hain na mama ke injection ke wajah se ek saal main 5 saal jitna ho gya

C Chachi:- tabhi toh do do shaadiya kar li hain

Amit:- han dad ne toh phone par bataya tha jab gaye the hume ghumane kyu lekar nahi
gaye

C Chachi:- tum sabko ghar main rehna kaha hai hamesha dosto aur meetings main rehte
ho

Sumit:- kaha maa bas kaam hi itna hota hai

Main:- acha toh aapko property ka hissa chahiye na main apna wada pura karna chahta
hon

B Chachi:- dubara aisa bola toh mujh se bura koi na hoga

Amit:- waise tu majak acha karta hai

Main:- pehli baat main majak nahi karta aur paiso ka mujhe koi lalach hai hi nahi

Amit:- toh hume kon sa hai

C Chacha:- bhai aap chup bethe ho yaha yeh sab bewakufi ki baate kar rahe hain sab ne
khana kahaya aur apne apne room main chale gaye aur dad chacha ke sath office jane hi
wala tha

C Chachi:- didi aap rehne do main Dev ki sar ki malish kar dungi

Main:- rehno do na Chachi thek hai abb

B Chachi:- chal woh keh rahi tujhe kya problem hai chalo main bhi chalti hon kuch baat
karni hai phir main maa ke room main gya aur mere sath dono chachiya bhi main unki
godh main sar rakh kar let gya

B Chachi:- tu kahe tu main puchu

Main:- chachi kya puchna hai mujh se pucho yeh formality mat karo

B Chachi:- jab apne apna nahi samjhte toh puchna padta hai

Main:- aap pucho faltu ki baate chodo

B Chachi:- kya tere aur tere bhaiyo main koi ladayi hai

Main:- kya baat karti ho aisa kuch nahi hai

B Chachi:- beta main tere aage hath jodti hon agar un se koi galati ho gayi hai toh bhai
samjh kar maaf kar dena main jhat se utha aur unka hath pakad kar niche kiya

Main:- aap pagal ho gayi ho kya C Chachi mera pair pakadne wali thi main jhat se hat gya

Main:- aap dono pagal ho gayi ho kya kaisi baate kar rahi ho

B Chachi:- beta hum jante hain unhe maaf karna asan nahi par ek baar hamare liye kar de

C Chachi:- beta iss Rajput pariwar ko tutne se bacha lo

Main:- aap sabko kahi

B Chachi:- haan kal Kirti ne hume sab bata diya hai maine apne sar par hath rakha

Main:- yaar mere jakam bharenge yaa nahi yeh Kirti to pagal

B Chachi:- beta kuch toh bol

Main:- aapko pata chala phir bhi aap sab yeh keh rahi ho kyu

C Chachi:- beta woh behak gaye honge

Main:- kya woh doodh pite bache hain ab woh sab criminal ban gaye hain

C Chachi:- beta tere maa ne bhi maaf kar diya ab tu bhi kar de yeh sun kar mere pairo se
jamin hi fisal gayi

Main:- kya maa aisa nahi kar sakti

Maa:- beta yeh sach hai

Main:- kya hai yeh sab aap logo ne acha bahana dhunda hai mujhe manane ka kitne payar
se kaha "chal beta malish kar deti hon" yeh hai malish mere sar dard aur badha diya

Maa:- Dev kam se kam tu toh bade cote ka lihaj kar

(K Dev:- bhai main saanth ho jao

Main:- nahi aaj mera dimag bohat kharab hai

Main:- kya maa aapko apne bete se itna bhi pyaar nahi hai ke aap uss ke kaatiloo ko maaf
karne ko keh rahi ho maa ne gate band kara aur aa kar mujhe thapad mara
Maa:- kaha hain kaatil haan bata kaha hain kaatil tu jinda toh hai phir kyu unko kaatil bol
raha hai

Main:- kya jadu kiya hai chachiyoo ne meri hi maa ko itna vash main kar liya ke woh apne
bete ko bhul chuki hai woh dono phir mere pairo main girnai wali thi main hat gya

Main:- kya kar rahi ho aap dono

Maa:- beta maaf kar de unhe

Main:- kabhi nahi mere tak hota toh sahi par aaj unho ne meri behno ko iss bich main laye
hai

Maa:- kya kaha tu ne meri bachiyo ko kuch hua toh nahi naa

Main:- nahi maa par in logo se puchiye ki akhir kyu in ke beto ne mere aur meri behno ke
room main camera lagye

C Chachi/ B Chachi:- kya kaha

Main:- haan yeh mujh se bardasht nahi hoga ab maa gate ki tarf badhi maine unhe roka

Main:- maa aap ruko unko saja main dunga

B Chachi:- beta main baat kar lungi unse akhir woh aisa kyu kar rahe hain

Maa:- chup kar tu mere bete ke sath itna kuch hua tab bhi main maan gayi chalo ek baar
galti ho jati hai aur mera beta toh aa hi gya mere pas par tujhe abhi bhi sharam nahi hai

C Chachi:- didi hum dono akhir maa hi toh hain kaise apne bacho ko marta hua dekhenge

Main:- kya bola apne kya main unko mar dunga kya main itna gira hua hon

C Chachi:- tumhare pas toh shaktiya hain humarre bache toh sadharan se hain tum toh
phir bhi bach gaye humare bacho ka kya hoga B Chachi ne unko ek thappad mara

B Chachi:- kaise baate kar rahi hai main wahi niche beth gya

Maa:- beta kya hua tu roo kyu raha hai

Main:- maa yeh kiski ankho main aansu nahi hain par ghum iss baat ka hai ke main sacch
main haar gya hon

B Chachi:- aisa mat keh beta

Main:- aap beta na kaho toh sahi hoga aap logo ko lagta hai ke main apni shaktiyo ka
istemal aapke bacho par karunga

C Chachi:- nahi beta woh bas mere mouh se nikal gya

Main:- hamesha dil ki baate aise hi nikalti hain par mere dad aur mera itne dino ka sara
tayag bekar gya jise hum ghar samjhete the woh ghar hai hi nahi arre aap logo ne ek baar
kaha toh hota apni jaan dekar bhi aap sab par aanch bhi nahi aane deta par apne mujhe
ek hatayara samjha

Maa:- bas kar beta

Main:- maine hamesha mana ki meri teen maa hain par aaj pata chala ke nahi woh mera
waham tha arre un sabko kya chahiye doulat hi na keh dete main aur mere dad puchte
bhi nahi kyu

B Chachi:- beta un sabko kisi ne bhadkya hoga warna humare bete aisa nahi kar sakte

Maa:- tum dono sacch main apni mamta main andhi ho gayi ho

Main:- maa aap rehne do ab baato ka koi fayda nahi ab iss ghar ke vishvas ke diwal tut
chuki hai main uth kar apne aansu ko pocha aur Dad ke office pahunch gya dad meeting
main the main sedha meeting main chala gya

Chacha:- arre Dev yaha kaise ruk hum aate hain

Main:- dad aapse kuch baat karni hai aap bina kuch puche chalo dad mere sath aaye main
unhe bike par betha kar bahar nikla

Dad:- kya baat hai tere ankhe itni laal kyu hain

Main:- Dad ab main iss ghar main nahi rahunga aap abhi uncle se sab alag kar do aap sahi
kehte ho sab bas dikhawa karte hain

Dad:- sach beta mujhe bhi iss ghar main ghutan mahsus hoti hai apne bete ke sath yeh
sab karne walo ke sath main rehna nahi chahta bas apne bhaiyo ki wajah se chup ho jata
hon

Main:- Dad kya aap meri baat maanege

Dad:- par main dono se kya kahu

Main:- arre jab dono Chachiya apne beto ke liye itna kuch keh sakti hain toh kya woh alag
hain kya pata woh bhi keh dein
Dad:- tu gaadi rok abhi maine gaadi rok di dad niche utre aur mujhe jhad diya main unki
taraf dekhne laga

Main:- kya hua

Dad:- tu ne yeh baat kaise kahi mere bhai aise nahi tujhe maya pata ho ke woh kya hain
main agar ek baar keh du na toh mere liye apni jaan bhi de de beta jaruri nahi ki jaisa beta
hai waisa uska baap bhi ho

Main:- iss ka matlab aap nahi karoge

Dad:- karna kya hai sab unhe de de hume kuch nahi chahiye aur account main jitna hai
woh humare liye aur naye jindagi ke liye kafi hai

Main:- aap paisoo ki chinta mat karo toh phir aaj hi hum woh ghar chod denge

Dad:- thek hai ab tujhe nahi mana karunga kyuki sab kuch tu ne saha hai tu jo kahe ga
wahi hoga

Main:- par dad main apna badla nahi lunga

Dad:- beta aaj tujhe kya ho gya hai itna saant rehne wala itne bade faisle chutki main kar
raha hai

Main:- dad aaj mere vishvas ko dhaka laga hai

Dad:- aage phir

Main:- aaj toh hum ussi banglow main rahe ge jo kal liya tha phir dekhte hain acha sa ghar
main Dad ko lekar ghar pahuncha toh waha sabhi aa chuke the pata nahi B chacha gaon
se kaise aa gaye

Saloni:- Dev ye sab yaha par kya ho raha hai

Main:- dikta nahi kya hum iss ghar ko hamesha ke liye chod rahe hain waha par sanata
cha gya

B Chacha:- bhai kya iss ka dimag kharab ho gya hai kaise pagloo wali baate kar raha hai
mujhe bhi gaon se bulwa liya dad kuch nahi bole

Main:- chacha ab hum nahi ruk sakte aap bhi mat rokyega

B Chacha:- par hua kya hai

Main:- woh aap Chachi se puch lena aur tum teeno aur maa aap chalo bahar
Saloni:- nahi tu pagal ho gya hai

Maa:- uss ne kya kaha suna nahi chalo dono

B Chacha:- bhabi aap kya keh rahi ho

Main:- chacha aap apne bete se pucho naa

B Chacha:- Amit kya baat hai Amit sar jhuka kar khada ho gya maa teeno ke sath mere pas
aayi aur main unko lekar jane laga

B Chachi:- ruk jao didi hamari galti ki saja sabko mat doo maine peche mud kar dekha
Shikha Ritu Kirti sab ka ro ro kar bura haal tha un kamino ko chod kar apni behno ko rota
dekh mera gussa thanda pad gya

Main:- behnno mujhe maaf karna maine tumko rulaya par main ab aur nahi seh sakta woh
teeno mere pas aayi Kirti mere gale lag gayi

Kirti:- bhai meri wajah se yeh hua maine socha maa ko bata dungi toh shayad aap logo ko
mila de par aap hume chod kar mat jao please

Ritu:- haan bhai aisa mat karo

Sumit:- iss liye mujhe iss se nafrat hai sab iss ke peche lag rahe hain aur iske baap ke

B Chacha:- jaban sambhal warna

Amit:- warna kya dad hume aaj tak kya mila hai bas kaam karte raho aur sab kuch iss ki
behno aur iss ko mila

Rahul:- aur kya aur pata nahi kyu hamari behno se itna chipakta hai mujhe toh kabhi kabhi
shak hota hai

Shikha:- Rahul chup ho ja warna mera hath uth jayega maa aap chup kyu khadi ho

Rahul:- haan maroo maroo kabhi kabhi toh mujhe aap dono par shak hota hai yeh jab bhi
aata hai pata nahi aap ko kaha le jata hai B chacha ne usse thapad mara woh niche gir gya
maine Kirti ko apne se dur kiya

Ritu:- bhai aap unki baato par dhayan mat do

Main:- nahi woh sahi keh reha hai par tujhe bata du ki behno ke pyaar ke liye tumhe unke
pas rehna padta hai teri tarah bar main jakar dosto ke sath ladkiyo ke sath chii main palta
aur sabko lekar bahar nikla dono ne mujhe piche se aakar phir se pakad liya
Ritu:- bhai mat jao hum ji nahi payenge

Kirti:- haan bhai koi kuch bhi kahe par aap hume galat mat samjhna

Maine unka hath chudaya

Main:- kya tum sabko samjh main nahi aata ke main ek katil hon hawsi hon ladkiyo ko
mere pas nahi aana chahiye samjhi chal ab hat yaha se

Shikha:- tu yeh sab keh kar hamarre liye apna pyaar nahi chupa sakta ab agar main yaha
ruka toh kahi mera mann saant na ho jaye waha par woh teeno hi thi baki log abhi nahi
aaye the maine sabko pakda aur apne uss banglow ke pas aa gya

B Chacha:- arre yeh sab kaha chale gaye

Kirti:- woh abhi taxi main chale gaye hai

B Chacha:- tum sab andar chalo mujhe aaj sach jana hai ki akhir kya wajah hai ki bhai kuch
nahi bole maine jakar bell bajayi Riya ne gate khola

Riya:- aap yaha uss ne mere dad aur mom ke pair chuye

Maa:- khush raho beti tumhari maa ne kafi ache sansakar diye hain

Main:- kya maa ab andar chalo yahi sari baate karogi kya hum andar aaye

Rajeswari:- aaye Dev tum yaha kaise are aap log bhi

Main:- aunty humare yaha aane se koi pareshani toh nahi hui

Rajeswari:- kaisi baate karte ho yeh tumhara hi toh ghar hai

Main:- arre nahi aunty yeh aapka hi hai bas aaj hume yaha rukna hai

Riya:- bas karo ab chaliye didi main appko room dikhati hon

Main:- in dono ko bhi leti jao

Neha:- haan le ja rahe hain hume aap se baat bhi nahi karni

Rajeshwari:- kya baat hai beta tum log preshan dikh rahe ho

Main:- kuch nahi aunty bas aise hi

Rajeshwari:- koi baat nahi family problem hai toh batao

Main:- aisa hi kuch hai baad main batata hon acha aunty un ladkiyo ka kya hua
Rajeshwari:- humne sabka ghar pata kar ke unke ghar bhijwa diya tumhari behan Laxmi
ke bhaiyo ne hamari bohat madad ki

Main:- acha thek hai aap jara mom dad ka dhayan rakhna main aata hon

Maa:- kaha ja raha hai

Main:- aata hon maa chinta kyu karti ho main ghar hi dekhne ja raha hon

Dad:- main bhi chalta hon

Main:- nahi dad aap rahne do ab itna toh main kar hi sakta hon main bahar nikla aur ek
sunsaan si jagah pahuch gaya jaha mujhe kisi ki awaaj na sunayi de aur sar neeche jhuka
kar aake band kar ke sochne laga

K Dev:- bhai aaj jyada nahi ho gaya

Main:- kabhi na kabhi toh hona hi tha aaj hi sahi

K Dev:- par kya tujhe apni behno ka dil dukhana acha laga

Main:- par kya kare yaar tu ne suna na mujh par kaise ilzaam lag rahe hain

K Dev:- agar in ilzaamoo se ghabraye ga toh Pari ko kaise pyaar kar payega

Main:- yeh faltu ki baate mat kar usse keh dunga ki yeh sab humare bich sahi nahi hai par
tu uski itni parwah kyu kar raha hai

K Dev:- dekh main kitna bhi galat karna chaahu par humara dil ek hai tu uske pyaar ki
gahrayi ko nahi samjh payega

Main:- tu kehna kya chahta hai ke main un haramiyo ki baate sacch kar do aur apni behan
ke sath chiii chii yeh main nahi karunga

K Dev:- tu apni jagah sahi hai par

Main:- abe tu chup kar waise hi mera dimag kharab hai

K Dev:- acha ruk main ghayab ho gaya aur jab aaya toh main Janu ke room main tha woh
leti roof ko dekh rahi thi

Janu:- kab aao ge tum pata nahi mujhe yaad bhi kar rahe hoge yaa nahi

Main:- bohat jyada yaad kar raha hon

Janu:- acha toh aate kyu nahi

Main:- darta hon kahi tumhari in ankho main kho na jaon

Janu:- yeh bhagwan kya kar diya hai tumne ab khuli ankho se sapne dekh rahi hon aur
tum bol bhi rahe ho

Main:- utho toh tumhara sapna tumhare samne hai

Janu:- tejj se chik padi

Main:- pagal ho gayi ho kya koi aa jayega

Janu:- tum aa gaye kehti hue mujh se lipat gayi itne main gate par knock hua

Kamini:- kya hua beta

Janu:- kuch nahi mom woh spana dekh rahi thi

Kamini:- gate khol jaldi

Janu:- arre mom kuch nahi hua aap jao

Kamini:- kya baat hai tu gate kyu nahi khol rahi jarur tujhe chot lagi hai

Janu:- aap jao mom

Kamini:- maine kaha khol

Main:- acha main chalta hon tum apni mom se nipto

Janu:- nahi ruko main ghayab ho gaya Janu ne gate khola

Kamini:- kaha chot lagi hai

Janu:- kya mom aap hamesha dar jati ho aapki wajah se woh chale gaye jald baazi main
uske mouh se nikal gaya

Kamini:- kon

Janu:- arre kya kon

Kamini:- abhi tu ne kaha na woh chale gaye

Janu:- kya mom aapke kaan baj rahe hain

Kamini:- Dev aaya tha na yaha sacch bata

Janu:- woh mom woh

Kamini:- chal tujh se kuch baat karni hai woh hai kaha

Janu:- chale gaye

Kamini:- kaise

Janu:- arre mom khidki se Kamini ne gate band kiya

Janu:- kya hua mom

Kamini:- pehle yeh bata tu ne aur uss ne kuch galat toh nahi kiya abhi

Janu:- kya mom kya galat main samjhi Mom kya aap uss bare main keh rahi ho

Kamini:- haan main ussi bare main baat kar rahi hon Janu sharam ke marre apna sar niche
kar ke leti rahi

Kamini:- iss ka matlab tum dono ne

Janu:- nahi mom aisa kuch nahi hua Kamini ne ek gehri saas lii

Kamini:- beta meri teri nani se baat hui hai unho ne iss riste ko todne ko kaha hai

Janu:- mom kya aapka dimag kharab ho gaya hai

Kamini:- Janu

Janu:- mom apne yeh socha bhi kaise

Kamini:- beta dekh jo faisala humne galti se kiya woh aage na badhe toh sahi hai main
ghayab hokar unki sari baate sun raha tha

Janu:- mom main un ke bina mar jaongi

Kamini:- pehle tu sab band kar tere abhi shaadi nahi hui jo unhe bol rahi hai tu ek modern
ladki hai

Janu:- mom aap yeh sab kyu kar rahi ho

Kamini:- beta samjha kar woh ladka thek nahi hai

Janu:- yeh aaj aap ko kya ho gaya hai mom kaise baate kar rahi ho

Kamini:- suna chahti hai toh sun le kal hi tere dad ko phone aaya ki jis ladke ko aap apna
damad bana rahe ho uski do shaadiya ho chuki hain

Janu:- toh kya hua

Kamini:- tu kahi pagal toh nahi hai Sona tak main chup rahi par do aur beta teri jindagi
narak ban jayegi

Janu:- hone do main apni life khud ji lungi cataakk main bathroom main gaya aur visible
hokar bahar aaya

Kamini:- tum yahi ho aur tu ne mujh se jhut bola Janu mere pas aayi please tum inki baato
par ghor mat karo

Main:- tum jara do minute chup raho aap bolo aunty

Kamini:- kuch bolne ko tumne kya choda hai do do shaddiya kar li aur meri beti ki zindagi
barbaad karna chaahte ho thodi si bhi sharam bachi hai yaa nahi

Main:- toh aap mere aur Janu ka rishta nahi hone dengi

Kamini:- nahi hone dungi maine isse itne pyaar se pala hai kaise iss narak main bhej du

Main:- agar main isse bhaga le jaon toh

Kamini:- abhi mera beta zinda hai Arav Arav yaha aa jaldi Arav bhagta hua waha aaya

Arav:- kya hua mom arre tu yaha kaise

Kamini:- yeh keh raha hai tere behan ko bhaga kar lekar jayega

Arav:- toh kya hua shaadi toh issi se honi hai

Kamini:- chup kar yaha majak nahi ho raha iss ne do aur shaadiya kar rakhi hain Arav natak
karta hua kya yeh kab hua aapko kisne bataya

Kamini:- jis ne bhi bataya uss ne yeh bhi kaha ki iski apni chacha ki behno par gandi nazar
hai

Janu / Arav:- mom

Main:- yeh baat apne galat bol di yeh nahi kehna chahiye tha aap ko

Janu:- mom aapka sacch main dimag kharab ho gaya aap innko jaisa samjh rahi ho yeh
waise nahi hai

Arav:- haan mom yeh waisa nahi hai

Kamini:- hi bhagwan yeh kya jaadu tu ne mere bacho par kiya hai yeh meri baat nahi sun
rahe
Main:- thek hai jaisa aap sahi samjhe main gate se bahar jane laga

Janu:- agar tumne gate se ek kadam bahar rakha toh mera mara hua mouh dekhoge mere
pair wahi ruk gaye

Kamini:- Janu tera dimag thek hai na yeh sahi insan nahi hai iss ne tujhe dhoka diya aur

Main:- kya dhoka dhoka laga rakha hai han in dono ko sab pata hai aur rahi shaadi ki baat
toh haan meri shaadi ho gayi hai aur do se nahi teen se aur bhi karunga koi nahi rok sakta
mujhe koi nahi Janu ne mere ankhe apne hatho se band kar li

Janu:- bhai aap mom ko abhi issi wakt lekar bahar jao

Kamini:- main nahi jaongi aur iss ke sharir ko kya ho raha hai

Janu:- rahne do Janu ne mujhe pakda aur ek gut marg banaya aur mujhe pakad kar uss
main chali gayi Kamini ke toh pair wahi jam gaye jaise koi alien dekha ho woh mujhe ek
jungal main lekar pahuchi

Janu:- saant raho saant raho Devika didi kaha ho aap jaldi aao yaha

Main:- Janu tum chali jao kahi tumhe kuch na ho jaye

Janu:- nahi kuch nahi hoga

Devika:- inhe kya hua

Janu:- aap aa gayi dekho inki ankho ko pata nahi kya ho raha hai Devika ne meri shirt phad
di

Devika:- hye bhagwan yeh kya hua

Janu:- yeh inke sharir ko kya ho raha hai

Devika:- kisi ne inhe abhimantrit pani pila diya hai abhi inki shaktiya inke pas nahi hain toh
inki jaan bhi ja sakti hai

Janu:- yeh aap kya keh rahi ho yeh nahi ho sakta

Devika:- han main janti hon inki pas shaktiya hain par har pahlu ka dusra hissa hai in par
kaali shaktiyo ka bharabhav bohat jyada hota hai par main apni jaan dekar bhi inhe
bachaungi

Main:- nahi tum log yaha se jao mere liye apni jaan nahi dega koi bhi achanak waha Pari
ke sath Saloni didi waha aa gayi
Saloni:- Dev ko kya hua hai

Devika:- aap yaha kaise

Saloni:- mera yeh kavach mere shair par achanak aa gaya aur main Pari ka hath pakda hua
tha toh woh bhi aa gayi par yaha kya ho raha hai Pari aur Saloni ki nazar meri body par
padi toh dono chillane lagi

Devika:- inko jaldi lekar jana hoga aur Janu apna hath mat hatana Janu ne sar hilaya fir
woh mujhe ek aise jagah lekar aayi jaha par kayi tantrik hawan kar rahe the aur unke
chaaro ore aag hi aag thi

Tantrik:- tum yaha kyu aayi ho

Devika:- Guru ji innko dekho abhimantrit pani diya gaya hai

Tantrik:- toh yeh balak nahi bachega

Pari:- aisa mat kahiye inhe bacha lijiye

Tantrik:- apni jaan de shakti hai

Mere sharir main kafi dard ho raha tha meri jaban hil bhi nahi rahi thi main Janu ko hatane
laga par woh nahi hati maine uska haat khincha mere ankhe jaise hi khuli mere ankho se
ek tez red roshni nikali jo samne ke aag ke pahado se takrayi aur woh blast ho gayi maine
ankhe band kar li

Tantrik:- yeh kafi shakishali lagta hai warna ab tak iss ka bachna asmabhav hai

Pari:- aapko meri jaan chahiye na le lo par inhe bacha lo tumhare bas ka nahi mujhe isse
bachane ke liye ek kuwari kanya ki bali deni hogi

Saloni:- main dungi

Pari:- nahi main dungi

Devika:- yeh kaam mera hai

Janu:- nahi mere hote hue kisi ko kuch nahi hoga

Tantrik:- kya nasib hai tera balak jo yeh sab tere liye jane bhi dene ko taayar hain main
kuch bol nahi paa raha tha par mujhe itna pata lag gaya tha ki subah jo khaya piya usme
hi kuch tha
Devika:- aap log jaye ab main apna patni dharam pura karungi main idhar udhar hath
karne laga Pari ne mera hath pakda

Pari:- kya hua bhai

Main:- uuun

Pari:- kya hua kya aap bol nahi paa rahe main na main sir hila raha tha

Janu:- yeh nahi chaahte ki hum main se koi jaan de maine han maine sar hilaya

Tantrik:- toh yeh nahi bachega

Janu:- nahi yeh bachenge jarur bachenge main apni bali ke liye tayar hon

Devika:- behan abhi tumhare pas puri zindagi hai main toh inhi ke liye jiti thi ab inhi ke
liye mar jaongi maine Pari ka hath jor se dabaya

Pari:- kya hua bhai main usse kuch ishare kar raha tha par woh samjh nahi rahi thi aur
yaha mere andar jalan ho rahi thi

Saloni:- aap batao karna kya hai

Tantrik:- kisi ko iss aag ki khayi main kudana hoga jis se uski ruh iss ke andar aa jayegi aur
yeh mukt ho jayega Pari mere kaan ke pas aayi aur

Pari:- I love you bhai uss ne hath chudaya aur

Saloni/Devika /Janu Pari K Dev:- jaldi se kud ja aage woh kud gayi hai

Main:- tumko meri kasam koi mere peche mat aana maine aav dekha na taav aur bhagta
hua kud gaya kafi lambi khayi thi

Main:- Dev main jo nahi dekh pata tu dekh leta hai bata woh kaha hai

K Dev:- talwar laa aur aage kar de maine waisa hi kiya par jaldi maine ankhe khol di jo
niche aag ke alav se takaryi aur aag ki lapte oper tak aayi

Pari:- bhaiyaa awaaj sunate hi maine usse jhatt se pakad liya hum tezi se niche ja rahe the
aur main usse lekar ghayab ho gaya mujhe nahi pata hum kaha hain par mujhe ek jaharane
ki aur Pari ke dard se karhane ki awaj aa rahi thi maine usse chukar dekha toh uss ke
shoulder se khon nikal raha hai

K Dev:- acha hai tu ankhe nahi khol sakta warna tu abhi mar jata jaldi isse thek kar
Main:- kya hua hai

K Dev:- tere ankhe kholne ki wajah se iss ka bohat saara hissa jal gaya hai maine aapna
kavach khich kar nikla aur usse pehna diya uske jakham bharne lagae main kafi der tak
ghutno par sar rakh kar betha raha itne dard main roo bhi nahi paa raha tha

K Dev:- chal ab woh thek ho gayi hai main usse chu kar dekhne laga

Main:- Pari Pari gudiya uth na kya hua hai jaldi uth agar tu chali gayi toh main kaise ji
paunga

Main:- tu hi chali jayegi toh kon mujhe sulayega kon mujh par gussa karega main kise
chocolety girl kahunga uth na behan uth ja tu jo kahegi main karunga tujhe kahi chod kar
nahi jaonga kabhi tu jo bhi mangegi lakar dunga bas ek bar uth ja

K Dev:- abe wo thek hai usse rula mat maine usse khich kar gale laga liya

Main:- pagal hai tu kya koi aisa karta hai

Pari:- apne mere pyaar ko attraction samjha toh main kya karti arre aap bol kaise paa rahe
ho

Main:- tu ne aisa kaam kiya ki meri jaban band nahi reh payi

Pari:- par aapka sharir kaala pad raha hai

Main:- arre tab se ishare kar raha hon ki Janu usse mere andar se khich sakti hai par Devika
mujhe uss dhongi ke pas lekar gayi

Main:- Devika kaha ho sab ko lekar aao Devika aur wo waha aa gaye didi bhag kar hum
dono ke gale lag gayi

Main:- Janu tumko mere andar se isse khichna hoga kyuki ek kaali shaktiyo ka tod dusri
shaktiya kar sakti hai

Devika:- kya sacch main inke pas kaali shaktiya hain

Janu:- woh sab baad main aap batao kya karna hai

Main:- chalo mere sath aur Devika tum bhi chalo tumhari jarurat padegi aur didi aap ghar
jao aur iss ka dhayan rakhna hum teeno ghayab ho gaye jab pahuche toh waha ek talab
tha

Main:- kya yeh talab hai aur neeli roshni hai

Janu:- haan par kyu

Main:- kya mere liye tum yeh karogi

Janu:- yeh puch rahe ho yaa bata rahe ho aur itne saant kaise ho gaye ho

Main:- woh sab bata dunga abhi woh karna jaruri hai

Janu:- han bolo kya karna hai

Main:- apne kapde utar do

Devika:- kya kapde par kyu

Janu:- han kyu

Main:- hume iss talab main bina kapdo ke jana hoga aur tu ne mere mouh se uss pani ki
shaktiyo ko khichna hoga

Devika:- phir aap mujhe yaha kyu laye ho main aap ko iss tarah kisi aur ke sath nahi dekh
paungi

Main:- acha thek hai apni ankhe band rakhna jab meri awaaj aaye tab kholna thek hai

Devika:- thek hai ab main ankhe band hi rakhti hon didi aap kar sakti hain main kaise bol
raha tha main hi janta hon aisa lag raha tha jaise bolne se mere dhadkane ruk rahi hon
thodi der baad mujhe pani main jane ke awaaj aayi

Main:- Janu kaha ho

Janu:- pani main aa jao ab main jaldi se pent aur under wear utara aur andar jane laga
ohh kitna thanda pani hai

Janu:- ab kya karna hai

Main:- tumhe mere mouh se usse khichna hai mujhe uska hath apne seene par mahsus
hua maine uska hath pakda

Main:- jaan tumhare liye yeh muskil hoga

Janu:- iss se tum bach toh jaoge naa

Main:- woh tumhare opar hai bas tum control rakhna maine uska face pakda aur kiss
karne laga thodi der baad Janu ke hath mere kamar par kasne lage aur mere hath dhele
pad rahe the uss ke nakhun badh rahe the uss ne apni ungliya modi to uske nakhun mere
andar ghus gaye aisa lag raha tha jaise koi sarya meri peth main gussa raha hai wo meri
jeeb ko honto se aise khinch rahi thi jaise ukhad degi main jaise taise bardasht kar raha
tha uss ne dusra hath meri gardan par rakha aur nakono ko meri gardan main dhasa diya
woh side mere trachea (saas ki nali par mahsus ho raha tha uss par shaktiyo ko chusne ka
bhut sawar ho gaya tha maine hath marna shuru kar diya kahi Devika ki sharam aaj meri
waat na lage de main peche hatne laga jaise taise main talab ke kinare pahucha

K Dev:- abe jaldi kar kahi yeh kidney ki chatni na bana de maine Devika ka pair pakad kar
khincha uska pair uth gaya aur woh dham se gir padi

Devika:- aa woh uthi

Devika:- arre chodo un hi woh aage aakar chudane wali thi ki Janu ne hath Devika ki taraf
kar diya uss ke hath se kala dhua nikla jo Devika ko uda kar dur le gaya maine apni talwar
ke liye hath badhaya toh uss ne mujhe dhaka diya main ek pathar par gira woh pathar tut
gaya

K Dev:- tu jaldi ke chakar main kavach to bhul gaya

Main:- wo aa Janu mere opar aa gayi aur apne nakhun se mere dono hatho ko aise ched
diya jaise main suli par latakne ja raha hon aur mere mouh se khichni lagi mere mouh se
kaala sa kuch nikla jo sedha uske andar jane laga tabhi Devika ne usse dhaka diya toh woh
ladkhadati hui pani main ja giri

Devika:- aap thek ho naa

Main:- haan tum jaldi se yaha kavach banao

Main:- Janu waha se bahar niklo par woh meri baat nahi sun rahi thi aur mujhe ghur rahi
thi

Main:- nikal jao please nahi yeh nahi hoga main bhag kar jane wala tha ki meri aage ek
transparent diwar ban gayi main usspar marne laga ek tut gayi main aage badha toh takra
kar gir gaya

Main:- nahiii Janu ke andar dur se aata hui ek kaali ruh jane lagi maine talwar nikali aur
uski taraf bijli ki roshni chodi woh diwalo ko tod kar uske pas jane lagi par uske pas jate hi
blast ho gayi

Main:- Devika tum pagal ho gaye ho kisne kaha tha kavach banne ko
Devika:- apne hi toh kaha tha maine Janu ki taraf dekha woh khadi ho gayi thi main bhag
kar uske pas jane laga uss ke pas jate hi maine usse pakad liya aur bhi ruh aa rahi thi maine
apna hath opar kiya aur bijli chod di

Main:- Devika tum niklo main aata hon main Janu ko lekar waha se Parilok jane laga main
teleport ho hi raha tha ke kisi se takraya aur niche girne laga Janu behosh ho chuki thi
main usse lekar wahi pahucha jaha main akela beth kar soch raha tha maine usse litya uss
ke pore sharir par ek suit jaisa tha mujhe yaad aaya ke main abhi bhi nanga hon maine
hath aage kiya aur ankhe band kar li jab ankhe kholi toh

Main:- aaj se pehle kyu try nahi kiya ohh Janu Janu utho na maine usse hilaya woh angdai
leti hui uth rahi thi jaise ke abhi soo kar uthi ho

Janu:- kya sone bhi nahi dete kitna acha sapna tha main tumhe kisi kar rahi thi

Main:- sapna

Udhar humare jane ke baad ghar main:

B Chacha:- Kirti bata kya baat hai Kirti ne un ko sab kuch bataya B chacha Sumit ke pas
gaye aur usse maarne lagi

B Chacha:- tu ne yeh sab paiso ke liye kiya

Amit:- bas dad bohat ho gaya

B Chacha:- tumhari wajah se mere bhaiya aur bhabi ghar chod kar chale gaye aur kehta
hai ki bohat ho gaya woh Amit ko marne hi wale the ki Amit ne unka hath pakad liya

B Chachi:- yeh tu kya kar raha hai aur Amit ko thappad jad diya

Amit:- maa jitna chahe maar lo par ab un ki baat iss ghar main na ho toh acha hai

B Chachi:- apni galati maanne ki jagah tum yeh keh rahe ho

Amit:- toh kya kahu batao hamari iss ghar main kya bas nukaro ki tarah izzat hai aur woh
sab raaj karte hain kyu dad aap kyu unke pairo main gire rehte hain kya jarurat hai un se
puch kar kaam karne ki

Sumit:- sahi kaha bhai bina un se puche yeh log kuch nahi karte

C Chacha:- kon se kaam nahi karte

Rahul:- aa jaye dusre nauker

B Chachi:- Rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai

C Chacha:- yeh kya izzat karega in se toh rishta rakhne main mujhe jillat hoti hai sab shock
hokar C chacha ko dekh rahe the

C Chacha:- aise mat dekho maine uss din jab jhagda hua tha tab hi bhai ko kasam de kar
puch liya tha bas unki wajah se chup tha warna ussi din tum sabko ghar se nikal deta

Sumit:- aapke bas ka nahi hai pehle jakar apne uss bhai se puch aao phir karna

Shikha:- dekha maa aap sab in ke liye Dev se maafi maang rahi thi jinka jamir mar chuka
hai

Amit:- ohh toh kya teri bhi jaban chalti hai lagta hai woh tera

B Chachi:- bas ab bohat ho gaya

Amit:- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli ladki nahi
RAW ki agent hai ye sun kar sab ke hosh udd gaye

C Chacha:- RAW agent

Sumit:- han kal hi in sab ko jab airport par dekha toh pata kiya yeh RAW agent hai

Shikha:- han hon tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ke bade cote ki izzat bhi bhul jaon

Amit:- acha toh phir bata na kis ke sath kaam karti hai

Shikha:- iss ka iss baat se koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit:- sabse bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss Dev ke sath kaam karti hai

B Chacha:- iss ghar main kya ho raha hai

Amit:- wahi jo aap dekh rahe ho aapki beti apne cote bhai ke sath uss ke bolne se pehle
hi B chacha ne usse thapaad mar diya

Amit:- bas bohat ho gaya vishwas Rajput agar phir mara toh mera hath uth jayega

C Chacha:- jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit:- aap bhi chup raho toh acha hi rahega

Shikah:- rahne do chacha ji

Sumit:- tum jyada mat bano sab pata hai tumhare aur Dev ohh sorry DD ke bich kya chal
raha hai

Amit:- Shikha ab hume yeh sab mat bata ke do agent jab ek sath room main rehte honge
tab kya hota hoga

Shikha:- chii tum sab kitne gire hue ho maa aap kuch kyu nahi kehti ho

B Chachi:- main kya bolu maine kabhi socha bhi na tha ki yeh din dekhna padega jab ek
bhai apni hi behan ki izzat apni gharwalo ke saamne uchaal raha hai

Rahul:- galat kya jab ek bhai apni behan ki izzat se khel sakta hai toh hum toh bas sacch
bata rahe hain Shikha didi ke ankho se aansu rukane ka naam nahi le rahe the

B Chacha:- beti tu mat roo hum ja kar un se maafi maang lenge hume nahi pata tha hum
sanpoo ko dhund pila rahe hain

Amit:- haan aur apni sari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi se kara dena saala pata nahi kitni aur lekar
betha hai ek ka toh kal hi bhanda foda hai

Sumit:- dekho na bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise in ka pati chod kar chala gaya hai

Amit:- haan han bhai din bahar uss se chipki rahti thi hum main kya kaante hain Dev bhai
yeh dekho Dev bhai woh dekho Dev bhai kya kahoge Dev bhai kya pehnoge

C Chachi:- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi ke apni behno ke pyaar ko paise se compare kare

Ritu:- haan maa yeh dekho kitna acha gift diya hai

Amit:- ek minute idhar dikha jara arre yeh toh rare diamond hai usse kaha se mil gaya

Shikha:- tu jo soch raha hai na woh uss se bohat aage hai

Amit:- kyu tera aashique hai kya Shikha ko bohat gussa aa raha tha

Shikha:- haan hai mera aashique tujhe kya lena hai

Amit:- ab aayi na line par maine toh pehle hi kaha tha

Shikha:- kya karna hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tu kuch nahi kar payega

Sumit:- zinda hoga tab naa

C Chacha:- kya kaha tu ne

Amit:- yahi ki ab tak to mar gaya hoga na na aise galti mat karna baap ho wahi raho
bhagwan mat banoo

B Chachi:- hey bhagwan yeh sab aise the aur hume pata bhi nahi

Sumit:- jab sara sacch aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tu bata ab kya bolti hai arre arre
yeh toh roo rahi hai na meri behan rote nahi

Shikha:- mat le apni gandi jaban se mera naam main teri behan nahi hon

Sumit:- toh phir kya ho

Rahul:- bhai ab aap yeh galat kar rahe ho

Amit:- kyu be kya tere andar ka insan jaag gaya

Rahul:- arre nahi main keh raha hon chalo ab yeh ghar aur jayedad milne ki khushi main
party karte hain

Shikah:- tumhari party Dev kharab karega

Sumit:- kaha na woh mar gaya hoga Shikha jor se hasne lagi

Rahul:- bhai lagta hai yeh pagal ho gayi hai

Shikah:- tum aur Dev ko mar do han hahaha

B Chacha:- tujhe ekdum se kya hua

Shikha:- kuch nahi kuch nahi hahahn

Amit:- aaye chup kar gussa mat dila

Sumit:- hans toh aise rahi hai jaise DD hi Joker hai aur teeno hasne lagi

Sumit:- abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai na woh mar gaya hoga

Amit:- yaar kaha to hai

B Chachi:- sahi kaha tha mere bete Dev ne yeh sab ab katil ban gaye hain

C Chachi:- han didi insaniyaat nahi bachi aur na maa baap ka dar

Amit:- ab bata bhi kyu hans rahi hai kahi woh phir se aakar humse paise toh nahi mangega

Shikha:- thu hai tumhari soch par arre jitne ki yeh jayedad hai utni woh jeeb main lekar
nikalta hai samjhe
Amit:- kya bola tu ne uske pas itna paisa kaha se aaya

Shikha:- tum se matlab dad aur chacha ab chalo yaha se rahne do in sabko yahi aur maa
aap bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke unke iss kaam main mil jao

C Chacha:- beti un ko galat mat samjh bas woh ek maa ka farj pora kar rahi hai tabhi Sumit
ne Shikha ke baal peche se pakad liye

Sumit:- bata kaha se mile usse paise Shikah ne uske hath se baal chudaye toh Sumit ne
jeb main hath daal kar gun nikali aur Shikha ke sar par rakh di

Sumit:- bula apne aashique ko aur keh de tere badle main paise leta aaye uss ke hath
kaanp rahe the Amit aage aaya aur jeeb se kuch nikal kar uske mouh main rakh diya Sumit
ne gehri saas li aur gun niche kar di

Amit:- yaar kitni baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikah:- tum sab drugs lete ho Sumit fir se sunghte hue bade log bade shok

B Chacha:- kya abhi bhi kuch baki hai

Rahul:- haan aapke sign iss par sign karo

C Chacha:- yeh hum sab ke akele ka nahi nahi iss par unka bhi hak hai Sumit gun ko thodi
par ragadte hue toh unhe khatam kar dete hain

B Chacha:- Shikha tu sacch main agent hai na

Shikha:- haan dad

B Chacha:- toh khadi kya dekh rahi hai gun hata yaha se Sumit ne jhat se gun uski taraf ki
hi thi ki Shikha ne uske hath se gun chinni aur awaaj aayi toh bas gun ke parts girne ki

Amit:- maa hum sab sath main rahte hain aur apni marzi se life jiyenge kisi ki rok tok nahi
hogi

B Chachi:- ab na main tere sath rahungi na hum se koi aur

Sumit:- hume bhi koi shok nahi par yaad rakha apna khon apna hi hota hai

C Chachi:- agar aisa hai toh hume nahi chahiye aise rishte

Rahul:- toh thek hai par yaad rakhna un logo ko hum nahi chodenge jinki wajah se aap log
hume chod kar ja rahe ho
B Chacha:- chalo sab ab hum yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaon chalte hain
baad main dekha jayega aur sabhi chal diye

Andar

Amit:- yaar sacch main yeh idea kaam kar gaya mujhe laga kahi gadbad na ho jaye

Sumit:- kash yeh himmat pehle ki hoti toh itne kimti saal yu hi na nikalte

Rahul:- bhai mujhe paise chahiye

Amit:- kitne

Rahul:- 10 lakh

Amit:- ja locker se le le

Rahul:- sacch main

Sumit:- ja na kyu bhaw maar raha hai

Rahul:- puchoge nahi ke kya karunga

Sumit:- abe ab jakar toh iss se chhuti mili ab hum bhi wahi kare toh hum se bada chhutiya
koi nahi hoga

Idhar

Main:- sapna

Janu:- haan ek minute arre mujhe toh tumhare andar se woh nikalna hai uss ne mera sar
pakda aur mere hont chusne lagi maine usse khud se alag kiya

Main:- bas karo pehle hi itna chusa ki mera khon mouh se bahar aane wala tha

Janu:- ohh mere baby ko dard hua

K Dev:- bhai kahi yeh pagal toh nahi ho gayi hai maine Janu ka matha chua

Main:- tum thek ho naa

Janu:- han main toh woh apne sharir ghurne lagi

Janu:- yeh kya hai arre tumhare bhi kapde

Main:- kya ab atma chusogi toh yahi hoga na

Janu:- ab isse kaise hatau

Main:- huu acha kisi dusre kapde ke bare main socho dekho kya hota hai usne waisa hi
kiya aur uske black suit ki jagah jeans tshirt aa gayi tabhi waha Devika aa gayi

Devika:- aap waha kyu nahi aaye

Main:- arre yeh mere sath thi toh main suraksha kavach nahi kar paya

Devika:- ab aap dono thek ho naa

Janu:- main toh thek hon inka pata nahi

Main:- acha yeh dekho kaha kaha nakhun ghussee hain Janu mere pas aakar mere gardan
par ungliya chalane lagi

Main:- arre tum roo rahi ho pagal kahi ki

Janu:- yeh meri galti hai aap ko kitna dard hua hoga maine dubara shirt pehan li chalo
aasu poch lo pata nai waha tumhari mom ka kya haal hoga

Janu:- mujhe waha nahi jana

Main:- dekho Janu pyaar main yeh sab aayega isse hi dekho iss ne kitna intezar kiya hai

Devika:- chalo chodo main waha se aapke kapde layi toh aapka phone baj raha tha uss ne
mujhe phone diya dekha toh unknown number tha

Main:- shayad Riya ka hoga sab wahi hain ab chalo mujhe aaj bohat kaam hain

Devika:- kya main bhi sath chalu

Main:- arre main kaam karne ja raha hon tum sath rahi toh kuch na kar paunga aa ab tum
kyu maar rahi ho

Janu:- jab woh jana chahti hai toh le jao na

Main:- acha thek hai chalo phir maine Janu ko uske room main choda aur bataya ke sab
sambhal lena

Janu:- fikar mat karo ab tum jao main Devika ko lekar ek jagah aaya aur usse jane ko kaha

Devika:- par aap ne toh kaha tha

Main:- haan kaha tha ab jao Devika ghayab ho gayi arre yeh toh sacch much chali gayi
K Dev:- abe biwi hai teri koi bachi nahi naraj ho gayi hogi

Main:- par yaar main toh bas majak kar raha tha

K Dev:- tere majak hamesha bhari padte hai

Main:- thek hai ab bhadak mat

K Dev:- yaar tu ne woh karwaya na

Main:- ab tujhe kya karna hai

K Dev:- itni jaldi madam ko bhul gaya

Main:- hat be meri yaha waise bhi lagi padi hai pehle un haramiyo se toh badla le lun aur
tujhe madam main ab kuch jyada interest nahi ho raha

K Dev:- mujhe bas sexy teachers achi lagti hain

Main:- matlab main sarre school college main jakar tere kiye madam dhundu

K Dev:- waise idea acha hai par abhi woh madam hi sahi hai

Main:- chal hat main waha nahi jane wala

K Dev:- dekh maine Pari ki jaan bachane main teri madad ki ab meri baari hai

Main:- yaar baat main dum hai par yaar abhi jo karne aaye hain wo kare aur phone main
kuch dekh kar aage badha dekha toh samne ek kafi acha ghar tha

Main:- suno kya iss ka dealer abhi andar hai

Gate keeper:- haan sir kuch kaam hai

Main:- maine iss ghar ka ad dekha tha

Gate keepeer:- haan sir aayee ander chaliye

Main:- andar gya mujhe yeh ghar kafi acha laga

Dealer:- haan sir kahiye

Main:- sidhi baat iski kya kemat hai dealer mujhe ghurne laga

Main:- kya hua kuch bologe bhi yaa nahi

Dealer:- 25 crore maine cheque kaat kar uske hath main de diya
Dealer:- sir yeh toh 30 crore hai

Main:- han mujhe woh peche jo gardan hai waha par uske niche ek acha sa basement
banwa do dhayan rahe waha koi kami na ho

Dealer:- sir agar aap kaho toh piche ki baki jagah iss main add kar do par

Main:- kya par

Dealer:- 10 ka aur kaharcha hoga

Main:- thek hai pehle nahi bata sakte the aur usse ek aur cheque diya

Dealer:- sir apne kuch pucha kyu nahi

Main:- arre ab tum apna commision laga kar bol rahe toh main na du toh jakar gaali doge
pehle hi bohat log de rahe hain kaam kab shuru karoge

Dealer:- aap chinta mat karo pura kaam finish hoga toh aapko dikhaya jayega kal shuru
karwata hon

Main:- yaad rakhna waha bohat se secret blocks hone chahiye

Dealer:- waise aap ho kon

Main:- bas itna samjh lo ki main aapke bare main sab janta hon aur sir na hi bolo toh acha
rahega

Dealer:- main samjha nahi

Main:- Rani Rajput ko jante ho

Dealer:- aap meri wife ko kaise jante ho

Main:- arre fufa ji bas karo

Dealer: Sunil Rajput Dev ke sab se bade fufa ji

Sunil:- fufa ji kon ho tum

Main:- arre kuch nahi bas woh galati se nikal gaya

Sunil:- aise baat mouh se nahi nikalti

Main:- acha thek hai main Dev hon

Sunil:- dekho Mr majak apni jagah family apni jagah kya main Dev ko nahi pachanunga
aur agar woh aa jata toh kya hume phone nahi aata

Main:- acha sorry yeh sun lo

Main:- han dad baat karo maine usse phone diya

Sunil:- hello kon

Dad:- main Suraj ek minute Sunil tum ho kya

Sunil:- aap yeh ladka kon hai

Dad:- arre Dev hai abhi kisi ko bataya nahi socha party dekar sabko bata dunga maine
phone le liya aur dad se bola ke baad main baat karta hon fufa ji ne mera kaan pakad liya

Sunil:- jab se cheque par cheque de raha hai bata nahi sakta tha

Main:- arre main toh bas majak kar raha tha

Sunil:- acha kafi ho gaya hai aur tu itne paise kya karta hai

Main:- dekho main sabko batate thak gaya hon bua milenge phir woh phuchenge phir didi
phir bhai mera toh flash back main mahina nikal jayega fufa ji ne mera kaan choda aur
pocha ke ghar kyu kharid raha hai

Main:- ab aap se kya chupana aur short main sab bataya

Sunil:- mujhe un sab par pehle hi shak tha tabhi maine apne bete ko un se dur hi rakha
chal ghar teri bua toh tujhe dekh kar pagal ho jayegi

Main:- aap unko yahi lekar aao naya gahr naye log

Sunil:- acha naye log

Main:- han naye log kabhi ek baar bhi meri kabhar li aap logo ne

Sunil:- hum jab phone karte toh sab dukhi ho jate the iss liye humne phone karna band
kar diya tha

Main:- aap nahi sab aise hi hain aap kisi ko kuch nahi bataoge aur na bua ko bas un ko
lekar aa jana

Sunil:- tu chinta mat kar phir woh chale gaye maine ghar ghum kar dekha aur phir pahucha
un sabke pass
Dad:- kya hua Sunil kaha mil gaya

Main:- arre dad main ek ghar lene gaya tha waha dekha toh fufa ji hi uske dealer the

Dad:- acha meri behan aur bhanji bhanja kaise hain

Main:- arre shaam ko mil lena chalo ab

Riya:- kaha ja rahe ho aap log

Main:- bas ab chalte hain aapka logi ka bohat shukriya

Maa:- beta inhe bhi sath le chal yeh log yaha kafi akele hain aur tumne inke sath itna sab
kiya

Rajeshwari:- nahi aisa nahi iss ne toh hume narak se nikala hai

Main:- maa jaise aap ko thek lage itne main mera phone baja

Main:- ek minute

Main:- han hello kon bol raha hai

Sanjana:- pahchano kon

Main:- kon hai

Sanjana:- nahi pahchana

Main:- kaisi baate kar rahi ho madam main kaise pahchanoga

Sanjana:- ok bye

Main:- sorry sorry maaf kar de main majak kar raha tha aaj iss garib ki yaad kaise aayi

Sanajana:- bhai main aap se bohat naraz hon aap wapas aaye aur hume mile bhi nahi

Main:- maaf kar de na

Kasish:- nahi kabhi nahi

Main:- arre meri choti panda kaha kho gayi thi

Kasish:- ab main panda nahi hon

Main:- acha toh ab tu kya hai

Kasish:- kuch nahi apne kaha tha ki mom dad ka dhayan raankhoge aur aap ghar chod kar
chale gaye aur woh log gaon chale gaye

Main:- woh main toh

Kasish:- dekho bhai kya hua kya nahi main nahi janti par apne wada tod diya ye keh kar
uss ne call kaat di

Maa:- kis ka phone tha sorry sorry kar raha tha

Main:- woh panda ka tha

Riya:- panda

Maa:- hasti hui arre woh iski behne hain kya hua

Main:- hona kya hai usse Kirti ne bataya hoga

Maa:- chal ja jaldi yeh Pari itni der se Saloni ke sath kya kar rahi hai main itna tez bhaga
ke woh sab hairan ho gaye

Rajeshwari:- isse kya hua main kamare main ghussa aur pukara

Main:- Pari Pari kaha hai tu Pari

Saloni:- chilla mat soo rahi hai

Main:- kya hua main uske pas jakar beth gaya aur uske face se uske baal hataye aur uske
gaal par kiss kar di

Saloni:- kya kar raha hai

Main:- shiii aram se meri gudiya uth na jaye main uth kar balcony main aaya

Saloni:- tu hamesha tention main kyu rahta hai

Main:- arre nahi ab lagta hai mujhe meri manzil par nikalna hoga par uss se pehle un teeno
ko aisa sabak sikhaunga ke yaad rakhenge

Saloni:- ab kya fayda ab toh humara unse rishta khatam ho gaya par mujhe baki sabki yaad
aa rahi hai

Main:- didi aapko yaad aa rahi hai aur yaha mera bura haal hai yeh soch kar ke un teeno
ne aisa kya kiya ki sab gaon chale gaye

Saloni:- acha ruk Shikha kaha hai

Main:- gaon main

Saloni:- waha kyu gayi hai

Main:- phone do naa

Saloni:- pehle main baat kar lon

Main:- nahi pehle main

Saloni:- ok le kar

Main:- haan kya hua hai Shikha ne sari baat batayi

Main:- unko iss ki saja milegi par aap dukhi mat hona

Shikha:- main kyu dukhi rahu tu hai na mera aashiqu

Main:- kya

Shikha:- ab toh sab yahi samjhne lage

Main:- ohh main toh dar gaya tha

Shikha:- chal jyada mat soch mere elawa sochne ko tere pas aur bohat kuch hai

Main:- aap aisa mat bolo jo hua woh jaruri tha

Shikha:- han par tu ne aaj hume hamari aukaat dikha di ki tere liye hamari koi value nahi
hai aise toh koi apna jutta nahi fenkta jaise tu ne hume fenka

Main:- aisa mat samjho

Shikha:- tu ek baar keh kar toh dekhta teri liye main unhe kya kisi ko bhi chod deti mujhse
nahi ruka gya aur main unke pas pahuch gya main jaise hi unke karib aaya maine aake
band kar li aur unka face pakad kar kiss karna start kar diya main khud ko kafi rok raha tha
par rok nahi paa raha tha tabhi unhone mera sar pakda aur mujhe tezi se kiss karne lagi
maine ankhe khol di toh khuli ki khuli rah gayi unki ankhe abhi bhi band thi maine unhe
hataya par un par toh jaise nasha sa tha woh mujhe khinch rahi thi maine jaise taise khud
ko alag kiya aur Pari ke pas beth kar saas lene laga

Main:- yaha kaise aa gaya aur yeh kaise banne wala tha tu ne kand hi kar diya

K Dev:- saale tu ne inhe bhi dose de di aur udhar baat adhuri reh gayi

Main:- baad main dekhunga abhi bohat kaam hain

Pari:- uu aa bhai aap yaha

Main:- arre uth gayi tu kaisi hai ab

Pari:- ekdum mast hon aur yeh didi aise kyu khadi hai

Pari:- didi kaha kho gayi ho Saloni hosh main aate hue

Saloni:- han han kya hua

Pari:- aapko kya hua

Saloni:- Dev tu ne sacch main abhi woh kiya yaa mera bharam tha

Main:- maine kuch nahi kiya aap tabse aise hi khadi ho Saloni apne sar par hath rakhti hai

Maa:- beta tujhe bulane bheja tha tu yaha kya kar raha hai

Main:- han chalte hain

Saloni:- kaha jana hai

Main:- naye ghar

Maa:- nahi hum abhi tere mousi ke ghar jayenge

Main:- kya bol rahi ho maa maine bua ko bula liya hai

Maa:- tu chinta mat kar tere dad ne baat kar li hai

Main:- par kyu jana hai

Maa:- woh abhi nahi bataungi

Main:- kya maa

Maa:- chal natak chod ab chal

Pari:- chalo bhai udd kar chalte hain

Maa:- Dev tu udd bhi sakta hai

Main:- woh sab chodo Riya aur uski mom ko bhi lekar jana hai toh aap log normal jao main
in sabko lekar aata hon

Maa:- sabko kisko

Main:- main bhi nahi bataunga

Main:- chalo jao jaldi main pahuch jaonga phir main dono ko lekar gaon ke ghar ke bahar
pahucha

Saloni:- yaha kyu

Main:- arre tumhara mann inke bina nahi lagega jao aur mana kar mousi ke ghar lekar aa
jana aur mere bare main chacha jo bhi puche sab bata dena warna nahi aayengi

Saloni:- sun toh sahi par main ghayab ho gaya tha itni bhag doud hai power nahi hoti toh
aaj main ghutno ke baal chalta main shaanti se betha aur phone lagana shuru kiya pehle
Arav phir Janu phir Sona phir Masoom Akash Mohan sir Alok Sam Rajiv aur kuch logo ko
bhi

K Dev:- sabko kyu bula raha hai

Main:- arre maa nai batayegi toh kya mujhe pata nahi chalega main aise agent hi na hon
batata nahi toh kya iss ka matlab main kuch nahi janta abe kabhi kabhi chhutiya ban kar
rahne main fayda hai logo ke asli kaand aapko pata chal jate hain

K Dev:- acha mere baap tu mahan hai ab yeh batayega yeh chakkar kya hai

Main:- abe mousi ki ladki ki shaadi hai aur kya

K Dev:- toh sabko kyu bula raha hai mera sar dard ho raha hai

Main:- abbe ek baar main hi sabko bata du warna sab meri jaan khaenge mujhe nahi
bataya mujhe nahi bataya tu kab aaya aur baki sab toh mujh se jude hain to bula liya aur
kya

K Dev:- acha thek hai par Devika ka kya

Main:- kaha ho Devika koi jawab nahi aaya

Main:- maine kaha kaha ho tum noo answer

K Dev:- saale main kis bachod ke andar aa gaya hon abe tu aisa kyu nahi karta ke apna
gala kat ke mar jaye

Main:- yaar confuse ho raha hon

K Dev:- abe jab se aaya hon bas chuytiyapa laga rakha hai idhar se udhar udhar se idhar
abe lodu rukega bhi yaa nahi aur bahar aa gaya

Main:- kaha chala

K Dev:- haan behencho main nahi rehna tere sath tu ne pagal kar diya hai

Main:- yaar ruk ja sab samjha dunga

K Dev:- main nahi

Main:- bosideke ab bhaaw mat kha ek toh waise hi un kutto par gussa kam nahi hua aur
tu yeh ladkiyo ki tarah rona band kar

K Dev:- main Merra se milne ja raha hon

Main:- iski maa ka abe uss main kya hai jo tu pagal ho raha hai

K Dev:- oye tu kya jane madam ke sath romance kya hota hai

Main:- yaar meri itni sari gf hain kya main unhe romance nahi karta

K Dev:- hat tu bc sab ki sab toh bhaaw khati rahti hain aur ek hai woh excited wali Janu
toh uski maa ki

Main:- bas kar be kitni gaali dega

K Dev:- abbe gaali dene ko mann kar raha hai woh idhar udhar bhagne laga uss ne ek
pathar uthaya aur meri taraf phenka

Main:- abe saant ho jaa

K Dev:- thek hai par wada kar ab sabka ek ek karke mamla sulja dega

Main:- thek hai thek hai

K Dev:- aur apna dimag mere hawale chod de

Main:- hat be tu saale hamesha meri hi behno main fasa deta hai

K Dev:- toh kya hua dekha nahi tere liye marne ko tayar hain

Main:- chal ab bohat chhutiyapa ho gaya ab dekhata hon ki yeh Dev kya chiz hai

K Dev:- ab aayega maja

Main:- chal un dono ko bhi lekar aana hai

K Dev:- chal phir

Main:- apna yeh bekar dimag aur baate ab band rakhna woh mere andar aa gaya maine
Kasish ke pas koi sunsaan jaga ka socha main ek gali main pahucha jaha bas kuch cars
khadi thi

Main:- abe mujhe toh uski shakal bhi yaad nahi kya karu han pehle yaha se nikalta hon
main gali se bahar nikal hi raha tha ke kisi se takra gaya

Ladki:- are u blind

Main:- arre sorry woh dhayan nahi diya

Ladki:- aap India se ho

Main:- sorry woh galti se ho gaya pata nahi chala ke kaise takra gaya

Ladki:- koi baat nahi aap ne sorry bola na

Main:- yaha par Simon Geroge kaha hain

Ladki:- kya hua aap toh aise bol rahe ho jaise abhi assman se gire ho

Main:- han oh nahi mera matlab aaj hi aaya hon kya aap bataogi

Ladki:- arre iss main kya badi baat hai chaliye main bhi wahi padti hon main uske sath
chalne laga

Ladki:- waise aap waha kis kaam se ja rahe hain

Main:- bas kuch kaam hai

Ladki:- nahi batana chahte toh koi baat nahi

Main:- aisa kuch nahi hai main apni behno ko lene aaya hon

Ladki:- acha kon si class main hain

Main:- 11th main hai

Ladki:- main bhi kya naam hai uska

Main:- tabhi ek ladka uska purse khichne wala tha maine uska hath pakad liya what are u
trying to do ladke ne mere oper gun ki maine tezi se pakdi aur magzine uski jeb main
rakhte hue kaha try later woh bas mujhe dekhta reh gaya maine uske gaal par halke se
mara aur

Main:- chale ab
Ladki:- hmm

Main:- hmm kya chale

Ladki:- haan chaliye aur aage badh gaye

Ladki:- aap ne itni jaldi gun kaise khol di

Main:- pratice hai bus

Ladki:- aap kya karte hain

Main:- hmm

Ladki:- kya soch kar batayenge

Main:- main Police main hon ladki hasne lagi

Main:- kya hua

Ladki:- acha majak hai Police main haha

Main:- kyu kya nahi ho sakta

Ladki:- pehle toh India ke Police wale aise nahi hote aur dusri baat aap ne abhi usse chod
diya ek Police wale hote toh usse lockup main bhejte aur teesra aise school nahi dhundte
aur woh bhi akele

Main:- kafi intellegent ho

Ladki:- chaliye park main bethte hain

Main:- arre nahi mujhe apni behno se milna hai

Ladki:- itne uttawale ho rahe ho lagta hai un se kafi pyaar karte ho

Main:- haan bohat jyada

Ladki:- main toh iss liye keh rahi thi kyuki abhi class chal rahi hogi mera mood nahi tha toh
class main nahi gayi

Main:- acha chaliye phir akela main bhi bor ho jaonga aur dono park main jakar bethe

Ladki:- toh bataye na aap kya karte hain

Main:- RAW agent hon ladki itni tez hasne lagi ki sab hamari tarf dekhne lage
Main:- ab kya hua

Ladki:- RAW agent phir se majak

Main:- kya karu log aaj kal majak ko sacch aur sacch ko majak samjh rahe hain

Ladki:- dekhiye koi aise gun kholne se RAW agent nahi ban jata woh log toh unique hote
hain action toh unke khon main hota hai

Main:- toh ab tumhe yakin dilane ke liye kisi ko marna padega bula lo kisi ko

Ladki:- waise aap majak acha karte ho

Main:- pata nahi kyu tumhati awaaj suni hui lag rahi hai jaise kal hi suni ho

Ladki:- yeh dialouges purane ho gaye

Main:- kya matlab

Ladki:- abhi mile hue kuch hi time hua aur aap line marne lage

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai waise tumhara naam kya hai

Ladki:- Kacy

Main:- oh main galat samjha

Kacy:- kya samjhe

Main:- mujhe laga jaise tumhari awaaj bilkul meri behan jaisi hai

Kacy:- mera bhi ek bhai hai par woh koi agent nahi hai woh bohat hi cute hai haan par
funny aapki tarah tabhi bell baji

Kacy:- ok bye main chalti hon aap usse dhund lena aap se mil kar acha laga

Main:- mujhe bhi aur woh chali gayi main reception par gaya

Main:- excuse me will u tell me that two girls name Kasish and Sanjana class 11th

Rec girl:- sorry sir we don't give info to anybody like that

Main:- oh but they are my sisters

Rec girl:- ok sir wait but both are absent today

Main:- ok thanks for the help

Main:- maine phone kiya haan hello kaha ho tum

Sanjana:- hello hello

Main:- awaaj nahi aa rahi hai kya main bol raha hon kaha ho phone cut gaya tha main
phone ko dekhta hua chal raha tha ke phir takra gaya

Kacy:- what aap phir

Main:- sorry again mera dhayan mobile main tha

Ladki:- kya hua nahi mili acha naam bataye main dhundti hon

Main:- San

Announcemaint:- all the student please goo to basement its emergency usne mera hath
pakda aur boli jaldi chalo lagta hai yaha phir kuch hone wala hai

Main:- nahi mujhe abhi jana hai

Kacy:- baat mano chalo niche warna mare jaoge

Main:- kya musibat hai chalo sab students niche basement main ikhate ho gaye

Main:- yaha kya hua hai

Kacy:- shayad phir se gunde aane wale hain

Main:- par kyu yaha kya hua hai

Kacy:- arre woh famous Joker ka naam suna hai main thoda chonk gaya

Main:- haan par uska yaha kya lena dena

Kacy:- arre woh issi school main kisi ladki ka bhai hai kal toh Police ne kuch logo ko arrest
kiya hai par pata nahi phir kaha se aa gaye maine uss se hath chudaya aur

Kacy:- kaha ja rahe ho pagal ho gaye ho kya koi aur bola teacher tha shayad Kacy kon hai
ye aur yaha kaise

Kacy:- sir yaha par in ki sister padhti hai

Teacher:- jo bhi ho isse roko yeh sab ki jaan khatre main daal dega abhi Police aane wali
hogi

Kacy:- aap ruk jao warna marre jaoge

Main:- Joker ko maarna itna asan nahi hai pore basement main jaise sanata ho gaya sabka
mouh khula rah gaya maine gate khola Kacy mere peche aane lagi

Main:- kyu mere piche aa rahi ho

Kacy:- kya aap sacch main wahi ho

Main:- ohh tumhe iss wakt question puchna hai han main wahi hon bas aur kuch

Kacy:- tab toh aap unhe aram se mar doge

Main:- haan tumhe kya karna hai

Kacy:- kya main video bana lun

Main:- yeh social media na jo marzi karo maine bahar dekha toh 10-12 log gun lekar khade
the ek ne kisi ladki par gun laga rakhi thi

Main:- hey idhar kya ho raha hai woh sab hasne lage aur ek ne mujh par fire kar diya main
dusri side diwal ke piche kud gaya

Main:- kaha gaya

K Dev:- yahi hon

Main:- dekh agar koi chot lage toh mera khon mat rukne dena warna main highlight ho
jaonga

K Dev:- Joker tu hi hai yah

Main:- abe nahi woh toh meri shaktiyo ke bare main kafi logo ko pata chal gaya hoga

K Dev:- thek hai ab nipta inhe

Aadmi 1:- kya hua kaha chup gaya uski khopdi udaa do be yeh school wale jyada hoshyaar
ban raha hai main kuda aur roll karta hua uss gun wale ki gardan par punch mara uski
gardan tut gayi aur uska khon mere face par aagaya

Aadmi 1:- bhun do saale ko maine uss ladki ko pakda aur fountain main kud gaya

Aadmi 1:- ruko chal tu ladna chahta hai toh aa ja koi goli nahi chalayega

Main:- tum yaha se andar jao woh ladki bohat dari hui thi suna nahi jao yaha se tabhi Kacy
bhagti hui aa rahi thi
Main:- pagal ho kya yaha kyu aa rahi ho woh kuch nahi boli aur jakar uss ladki ko gale laga
liya

Kasish:- tu yaha kya kar rahi hai

Main:- Kacy ye kon hai

Kacy:- meri behan hai

Main:- jao yaha se

Aadmi 1:- yeh yahi rahegi isse hum nahi chod sakte

Main:- tum gayi nahi yaha se

Aadmi 1:- abe tu kon hai jo itna ud raha hai

Main:- jise tu dhundne aaya ho kya mujhe dhundne wale ne photo nahi bheja

Aadmi 2:- arre boss yeh toh wahi hai Joker meeting main yahi tha

Aadmi 1:- toh phir inka koi kaam nahi jao tum dono Kacy usse lekar waha se chali gayi

Main:- kya hua saalo tumhe marne se dar nahi lag raha

Aadmi 1:- pehle toh lagta tha par ab nahi jab se Joker chup kar rehne laga hai

Main:- toh aaj mil le na teen hatte katte aadmi meri taraf aaye

Main:- tu yeh sahi nahi kar raha

Aadmi 1:- kya be

Main:- abe mera kuch toh level rakh bas itne se aadmi

Aadmi 2:- teri fadne ke liye hum hi kafi hain maine side ki ek grill pakdi aur ukhad kar uski
ankho ke aar par kar di

Main:- tu fadega meri han kutte tere jaise ka mut nikal jata hai samjha maine side main
dekha toh ek adami ka sacch main nikal gaya tha

Aadmi 1:- maaro woh jiski aankh main maine maari woh abhi tak chikh raha tha

Main:- abe chillana band kar uss ke aadmi aane lage

Main:- ek minute iss ka chillana mujh se saha nahi ja raha hai maine uski ankho se woh
grill nikali aur uski jhaang main ghussa di woh aur tezi se chillane laga
Main:- abe bc kaan fadega kya maine woh waha se bhi nikal li aur uske bicepes main
ghussa di

Main:- aahh ab acha lag raha hai aao bhai aao sabki taange kaanp rahi thi

Main:- kya hua Joker se toh koi darta nahi ab aao maro ek aadmi peche se chillata hua
aaya aur bandook meri sar par lagne wala tha main aage badh kar niche jhuka aur uski
taange pakad li

Aadmi 3:- aa nahi bhai Joker bhai chod do main ghar ja raha hon chod do maine uska sar
bilkul uss grill ke pas rok liya aur usko gardan se pakad liya

Aadmi 1:- abe bohat dara liya ab tu gaya maine uski gardan chod di woh grill uske gale ke
aar par ho gaye waha par khade sabhi ke hatho se hathyaar chhut gaye

Aadmi 1:- abe dekh kya rahe ho gun chalao

Main:- dekho bhai log inho ne kuch nahi kiya toh aisi mout ab soch lo kya karna hai ek
ladka mere pas aaya aur english main bola

Ladka:- sir mujhe bas paiso ki jarurat thi toh aa gaya

Main:- acha aisa kya kitne chahiye bata

Ladka:- 15 lakh mera ghar bikne wala hai

Main:- chal side main khada ho ja main dunga tujhe

Aadmi 1:- woh paise humare hain samjha

Main:- yaar kitna bol raha hai kuch karega bhi uss ne gun se fire kar di main majak main
hi bullet pakad li woh shayad shot gun thi tabhi sab slow ho gaya

Main:- kya hua be

K Dev:- ab main sambhal lu kya bhai

Main:- kya be kya karega

K Dev:- bas power use na ho uska dhayan rahkunga

Main:- chal kar dusri goli mere kandhe par lagi aur main dur ja gira mera sar kisi se takraya

Main:- marwa diya saale

Aadmi 1:- dekha na yeh aise hi fhenk raha tha tabhi students chillane lage Joker Joker
Joker

Main:- yeh public bina pite cheer nahi karti main dheere se tek laga kar utha mere mouh
se thoda khon nikal raha tha maine uske thuka yeh toh M870 lagti hai chal ab kar le apni
unka thoda se bharosa badha ki mujhe mara ja salata hai

Aadmi 1:- hahaha lagta hai iss ka show katam maine uss laash par laat mari jiske gale ke
aar par grill hui thi woh udata hua uske boss (1A) ke mouh par laga jaise kiss kar raha ho

Aadmi 1:- aa tuu harmkor khat khat dhaa maine dusri lash uthayi aur aage kar di

Aadmi 2:- aahh

Aadmi 1:- madam aap yaha

Ladki:- (Sarlena) tu mera naam puch raha hai tu Joker hi hai na

Main:- arre Devi ji aap yaha kaise

Sarlena:- what is Devi ji

Main:- arre aapko respect pasand nahi hai kyu killer baby

Sarlena:- no Devi no baby I am Sarlena the killer lady

Main:- acha baate hi karegi yaa kaam karegi par yeh jalane wala khel nahi

Sarlena:- tere liye mere hath kafi hain tujhe lena hai toh yeh leh uss ne meri tarf fenka
maine usse laat maari woh uss jeep ke niche giri jis par 1A apne adamiyoo ke sath betha
tha woh dhamke main fat gayi

Main:- aa maa mar gaya kitni bhari gun thi

Main:- (mann main) abe saale kya nautanki kar raha hai meri izzat ka faluda mat kar

K Dev:- abe mujhe karne de bas tu chup reh

Ladka:- bhai kya aap south movie ke hero ho

Main:- chup behncho

Sarlena:- sahi hai tera naam Joker uss ne mere pet main laat mari main piche gira

Sarlena:- apna pair jhatakte hue bas itna dum hai

Main:- sacch main tu bilkul naam ki tarah hai

Sarlena:- chal khada ho ja main gire hue par war nahi karti

Main:- hath toh de

Teacher:- yeh fight ho rahi hai yaa drama

Ladka:- sir horror fight hai yeh yeh sunte hi Sarlena ne mere mouh par laat maari maine
usse pakad kar ghuma diya woh ghum kar mere opar aakar beth gayi aur mere mouh par
ghusse marne lagi mera mouh khon se laal ho gaya main uske hath aur gardan jakad li kafi
der aise hi raha woh guu guu karne lagi maine usse chod kar dhaka de diya aur khada hua
woh abhi bhi khaans rahi thi

Main:- kyu teri pitne ki barso ki tamna puri hui

Sarlena:- ja kar apna face dekh maine uss ki kamar par laat maari woh fountain main ja
giri main andar gaya uss ne mere ghutne par laat marii jis se main uske oper gir gaya maine
hath aage kar diye mere hath sidhe uske boobs daba rahe the

Sarlena:- you uss ne hath badhaya maine dono pairo se uske hath daba liye aur uske honto
ko chusne laga uss ne kafi mashakat ke baad ghutna mere pichwade par mara main roll
karta hua fountain ke boundary se takraya woh uth kar bahar jane lagi

Sarlena:- tujhe baad main dekhati hon

K Dev:- ruk abhi dekhta hon mere pair wahi jam gaye

K Dev:- chod saale mujhe

Main:- saale itna kam hai kya abhi chal saant ho ja

K Dev:- nahi mujhe yahi chahiye

Main:- cool cool madam madam

K Dev:- u u focus Meera Meera

Main:- han Meera aur main usse car main jate dekh rahe tha woh chali gayi main bahar
jane laga koi awaaj laga raha tha par maine suna nahi bahar aaya aur thodi duri par jakar
ghayab ho gaya

Sanjana:- yeh kon tha

Kacy:- pata nahi apni kisi behan se milne aaya tha ab pata chala ki woh Joker hai
Sanajana:- phir woh log mujhr kyu marne wale the

Kacy:- un se galti ho gayi hogi

Sanjana:- Kasish mujhe kuch acha nahi laga raha hai

Kasish:- (Kacy) chalo room main araam kar lena

Peter:- wow Kacy your bf is awsome

Sanjana:- par wo to

Kasish:- han bolo Peter

Peter:- its fucking rock star type kaha mila tumhe

Kasish:- main baad main baat karti hon

Peter:- koi baat nahi par ek baat uss se milwana jarur aur chala gaya

Sanjana:- yeh kya bol raha tha kal tak to tere liye pagal tha

Kasish:- laghta hai dar gaya

Sanjana:- main yeh soch rahi hon ki uski behne kon hongi

Kasish:- hum na jane toh thek rahega aur woh dono room main aa gayi

Sanjana:- arre bhai ka phone aaya tha

Kasish:- nahi karne baat un se pata nahi kaha rehte hain dekha kisi ko pata nahi tere sath
kya hua un logo ko hamari koi fikar nahi hai

Sanjana:- tu janti hai na kya hua hai waha

Kasish:- acha hai hum yaha par hai Kirti ne puri baat nahi batayi ke akhir waha kya hua hai

Idhar main waha se sedha Devika ke pas gaya woh sar jhuka kar bethi thi

Main:- Devika Devika ne sar nahi uthaya aur boli

Devika:- yaha se chale jao

Main:- mujhe maaf kar do main tumhara dil dukhana nahi chahta tha
Devika:- ab kyu aaye ho jao akele jindagi jeo humse kya kaam hai meri toh mout bhi aapke
naam hai issi liye mar bhi nahi pati ki meri saaso par bhi aapka naam hai mera dil jasee ek
pal main tut gaya maine uska sar pakda par woh opar nahi karne de rahi thi

Main:- aisa mat karo na mera dard aur na badhao

Devika:- yaha se chale jao se

Main:- thek hai jaisa tum kaho aur uth kar jane laga

Devika:- haan chale jao mere pas kab rehne ko mann karta hai main jaise hi muda woh
behosh ho gayi maine ja kar usse godh main utha liya aur leja kar bed par lita diya aur pas
se pani liya aur uske mouh par chite marre usne ankhe kholi main usse dekh raha tha woh
uthi aur mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Main:- arre baba abhi toh gusse main thi uss ne mere honto par hath rakh diya

Devika:- kuch mat bolo yeh kya haal banna rakha hai maine uska hath hataya tumhari
wajah se hua hai uske aasu behne lage

Main:- kya hua hai

Devika:- apne kaha na meri wajah se hua hai maine uske aansu poche aur bola main majak
kar raha tha ab batao kyu naraj ho woh bache ki tarah bol rahi thi aur sar niche jhuka liya
maine uske baal uske aage se hata kar uske kaan par rakhe

Devika:- ab bolo

Main:- arre baba main ghar dekhne gaya tha aur waha mere fufa ji the main kya kehta lo
fufa ji milye Pariyo ki Rani se

Devika:- kya hua bata dete

Main:- chalo acha hai bata deta par baki logo ka kya

Devika:- kon aaye gaa ab

Main:- tumhe dekh kar koi aur tumhara assique ho jata toh usne mere seene par gussa
mara main ekdum change ho gaya

Main:- yeh kya

Devika:- aise gande lagte ho

Main:- acha ganda ruko aur usse pakad liya

Devika:- achaa haha chodo

Main:- kyu kya ganda nahi hona chahti

Devika:- kabhi toh ganda karo main toh kab se jal rahi hon

Main:- jaldi hi karunga phir mat kehna ke kyu kiya

Devika:- main toh abhi bhi tayar hon mujhe uski garam saase mahsus ho rahi thi

Main:- acha kya karu bolo

Devikaa:- hmm kuch bhi karo

Main:- bas bas itni romantic mat ho jao abhi hume jana hai

Devika:- toh kuch karke chalte hai na uski awaaj main madhosi thi

Devika:- han aise hi karo acha lag raha hai

Main:- hmm

Devika:- karo na ruk kyu gaye

Main:- woh mera phone vibrate ho raha hai uss ki ankhe khul gayi uss ne sar mere seene
main chupa liya

Main:- haan hello

Arav:- abe yeh sab karna jaruri tha

Main:- kya hua be kyu bhadak raha hai

Arav:- ek link bheji hai check kar abhi kaha hai

Main:- yaar main abhi Devika ke sath apne ghar ke samne wale ghar main hon maine
phone main link kholi

My love Joker Smashing underworld maine video dekhi chalo sala chehra toh blur hai ek
minute yeh channel hai kiska Kacy Rajput

Main:- yeh ladki pagal hai

Devika:- kya hua

Main:- kuch nahi jis se milne gaya woh mili nahi pata nahi yeh kaha se mili
Devika:- kaha toh hai ladkiyo se dur raha karo

Main:- rahta toh hon bas yeh sala chipak jata hai

Devika:- kon chipak jata hai

Main:- tum soo jao baad main sochunga main soo gaya bohat achi neend aayi jaise kayi
dino baad soo raha hon jab utha aur time dekha

Main:- yaar ek ghanta soya

Devika:- 2 din ek ghanta

Main:- kya do din majak acha hai maine phone main date dekhi ohh teri tumne uthaya
kyu nahi

Devika:- aap bohat chen se soo rahe the main bhi soti rahi jaagati rahi aapke sath aap
thake hue lag rahe the mere phone main Sona Masoom maa dad Saloni Arav Mohan sir
Shikha sab ki miss calls ki line lagi thi

Main:- jaldi se kapde pahen lo

Devika:- kya pehnu

Main:- tumpar sab acha lagega

Devika:- bolo naa

Main:- acha jeans aur pink tshirt pehan lo Devika ne chutki bajayi aur tayar ho gayi

Devika:- ek minute main pehna deti hon uss ne phir se chutki bajaye mere kapde bhi badal
gaye

Main:- hello Arav tu abhi kaha hai

Arav:- teri kabar par

Main:- kya hua bhai

Arav:- abe yeh kaise kon hai tere aur apne love ke hangama kar rakha hai acha hai bas
Masoom aur Sona ne dekha humne delete kar diya Mohan sir bohat gussa hai

Main:- kon be

Arav:- abe saale video bhi banawa li aur janta nahi

Main:- Kacy

Sona:- acha matlab yeh sacch hai

Main:- haan arre nahi main usse nahi janta woh toh main #### aur yeh hua

Sona:- phir chodo Janu usse dekh legi

Main:- pagaloo uss ka mera kuch nahi Janu kaha hai

Sona:- Pari ke sath usse samjhane gayi hai maine phone cut kiya aur Devika ko lekar waha
pahucha toh woh dono garden main bethi thi hum waha gaye

Main:- tum dono yaha kyu aaye ho

Janu:- kyu dar tha tumhara secret leak ho jayega maa sahi keh rahi thi

Main:- kya paglo wali baat kar rahi ho

Pari:- aapka reaction aisa kyu hai jaise usse nahi jante

Main:- haan nahi janta

Janu:- natak bas karo apni behan ko nahi jante

Main:- arre behan kya behan matlab Kacy kaise

Pari:- haan bhai lagta hai hum sab galat samjh gaye aap toh unhe pehchan hi nahi paye
phir yeh sab kaise

Main:- ruko do minute main Devika ko side main lekar gaya aur kuch samjhaya aur face
change kiya aur andar gaya unhone kaha 5 minute main break hai unki nazar mujh par
padi par dono aage nikal gayi

Kasish:- pata hai aisa laga jaise bhai ko dekha ho maine abhi Sanjana tujhe bhi dono mudi
main unke samne tha Sanjana ne ankho se ishara kiya maine han main sar hilaya Sanjana
turant mere gale lag gayi

Main:- tujhe kya hua kyu ghur rahi hai

Kasish:- yakin nahi ho raha ke aap yaha aaye ho

Main:- chalo jaldi se dono leave lekar aao

Kasish:- kyu bhai

Main:- sath ghar jana baki baat baad main woh dono jane lagi thi Kasish mere gale lag kar
rone lagi

Main:- chal pagal tumko kaise bhul jaonga

Kasish:- body achi banayi hai lagta hai maine aisi body kahi dekhi hai

Main:- arre kaha tujhe aisa lag raha hoga jao jaldi se woh chali gayi

Main:- hello sir ek madad chahiye

Mohan:- pehle yeh batao yeh sab kya hai kya pata hai tumhare bare main RAW main kaisi
baate ho rahi hain

Main:- sorry sir main sambhal lunga aap bas woh kar doo

Mohan:- thek hai baat karta hon yaha se tum private plane se aa jao phir main unko plane
se lekar nikal pada Devika un sabko pehle hi le gayi

Sanjana:- bhai private plane kyu

Main:- aise hi

Sanjana:- bhai aapko pata hai yeh pagal ho gayi

Main:- kyu

Sanjana:- bhai kal The Joker yaha aaya tha

Main:- woh famous agent

Sanjana:- haan bhai yeh uski diwaani ho gayi hai meri hath se coffee chot gayi

Kasish:- kyu bhai kya aapko acha nahi laga

Main:- mm mujhe kyu acha nahi lagega par aise logo par yakin nahi karte dhokha dete
hain

Kasiah:- jo bina hume jane hamari jaan bachaye woh dhokha kaise dega

Main:- dheere se dekha nahi fountain main kya kar raha tha

Kasish:- pata nahi ek minute aapko kaise pata fountain main kya hua

Main:- kya maine aisa kuch nahi kaha

Sanjana:- bhai iss ke kaan baj rahe hain haan par fountain main kya hua dikha nahi main
toh dari hui thi

Main:- chodo koi pagla hoga Joker koi naam hota hai han ha

Kasish:- bhai apne promise kiya tha ke meri pasand aapki pasand

Main:- aisa koi promise nahi hai aur maine video dekhi hai usse goli lagi hai mar gaya hoga

Kasish:- nahi bhai aisa mat kaho meri neend udd gayi hai aur maine itne karib se baate ki
hai un se bohat ache hain

Main:- acha yeh Kacy ka kya chakar hai

Sanjana:- arre bhai iss ne yaha aakar pata nahi yeh naam kyu rakha

Kasish:- bas acha lagta hai aur aapko pata lagana hoga the Joker ke bare main

Main:- Kacy kya pagalpan hai

Kasish:- bhai ek baar aur Kacy kehna

Main:- u (gala saaf karte hue) Kacy kyu hua

Kasish:- kuch nahi woh dono mere kandhe par sar rakh kar soo gayi

K Dev:- tu ne kya bola Joker mar gaya

Main:- han Janu aur Sona ka gussa dekha nahi

K Dev:- par yaar majak tha naa

Main:- jarurat padi toh woh mar jayega

K Dev:- tu jaisa thek samjhe

Main:- tu maan gaya

K Dev:- kisi mahan ne kaha hai duniya main teen chize aati rahengi taati chhutiye aur
chhutiya aur tu chhutiya hai toh tere vicharo se bhagwan bacahye aur main sochne laga
ki ab sabko kya batana hai kuch hi dher main plane land hua aur hum sab bahar aaye par
meri dimag main bas aage kya hoga yahi chal raha tha ki aage kya hoga main 2 din se
ghayab hon maine taxi li aur waha se nikla

Kasish:- bhai abhi ghar ja rahe hain

Main:- nahi ab main waha nahi rehta

Sanjana:- kya baat hai bhaiya ne aisa kya kiya hai

Main:- kuch nahi chup

Kasish:- bhai chilla kyu rahe ho woh dar jayegi

Main:- dekho gudiya mera mood off hai

Sanjana:- hoga kaise nahi aapki childhod gf jo chin gayi

Kasish:- toh yeh baat hai koi nahi aap toh 1st ho par sacch kahu woh bilkul aapke jaisa hai

Main:- kya tum koi aur baat nahi kar sakti

Sanjana:- bhai aap ne jab se Joker ki baat suni hai tab se chid rahe ho

Main:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai

Kasish:- aapko meri kasam maine khinch kar usse thaapaad mara uska sar sise se tarkrane
wala tha maine pakad liya

Kasish:- maar kar pakda kyu mar jane dete

Main:- driver side main roko aur usse paise dekar bhej diya

Sanjana:- ab kaise jayenge maine unhe pakda aur teleport matlab apni yaha se waha jane
ki power ko istemal kiya unke samne ho gaya aur sedha mousi ki terrace par aa gaya wo
dono mujhe ghur rahi thi maine unhe chair par betha diya aur ghutno par beth gaya aur
Kasish ka hath pakad liya

Main:- dekh gudiya jis se tu pyaar karne lagi ek mulakat main uss se tera kuch nahi ho
sakta

Kasish:- aisa kyu bhai kya pyaar karna galat hai

Main:- nahi par tera uss se pyaar karna galat hai

Kasish:- pehle aap batao aap yaha kaise aaye

Main:- woh sab bata dunga bas tu usse bhul ja

Kasish:- kya apne jise pyaar kiya usse bhul sakte ho

Main:- nahi
Kasish:- toh phir aap mujhe na samjhao

Sanjana:- bhai aap isse saaf bata do yeh ziddi hai

Main:- le dekh le aur apna face change kar diya dono khadi ho gayi

Kasish:- tum yaha bhai aap hi woh iska matlab hum hi Joker ki behne hain

Main:- haan main hi hon woh khatarnak agent The Joker

Kasish:- bhai kash aap yeh sacch chupa lete

Main:- tu ne kasam de di warna main bhi koshish kar raha tha

Kasish:- bhai yeh mujh se kya ho gaya mujhe maaf kar do par aapki yeh sari harkate meri
dil main bas gayi hain

Main:- aisi yaado ko del se nikal de jo bas sapna hon

Kasish:- thek hai bhai main koshish karungi maine usse gale laga liya

Sanjana:- aur main

Main:- tu bhi aa ja tabhi gate par kuch awaaj hui main unhe lekar niche pahucha safe jagah
(ta ke koi hume waha dekh kar hairan na ho jaye) aur main gate par pahucha mujh par
maa ki nazar padi phir un dono par

Maa:- gate keeper se ussko ander mat aane dena aur ladkiyo ko aane do

Main:- maa yeh bhi nahi aayengi tabhi woh dono mujhe chod kar chali gayi main bhi jane
laga

Gate keeper:- kaha ja rahe ho kya suna nahi madam ne kya kaha

Main:- dekho aap bade ho iss liye kuch nahi keh raha ab hato yaha se

Gate keeper:- nahi jane dunga

Main:- maa bolo naa

Maa:- ja wahi ja jaha 2 din se tha

Main:- arre maaf kar do kaan pakadta hon

Maa:- nahi wahi par khada rah main wahi par beth gaya
Main:- maa bhi na kitna gussa karti hai tabhi ek car aa kar ruki aur uss main se panch log
utare

Mousi: Mamta Mousa: Madan

Didi: Payal (inhi ki shaadi hai) Manav: Mousi ka beta

Bua: Kiran 2nd bua

Main sar jhukaye betha tha

Payal:- kya baat hai yaha kyu bethe ho kya kuch chahiye

Main:- kon ho tum tumhe chahiye toh batao dila dunga

Kiran:- oye ladke pehle mouh opar kar aur humare ghar ke samne se hat

Main:- sar uthate hue tumhara ghar ohh bua aap

Kiran:- bua nikal yaha se itne ache kapde pehne hain aur body phir yeh sab kaam andar
se hassi ki awaaj aa rahi thi

Main:- arre bua main Dev

Payal:- Dev woh mujhe ghurne lagi

Main:- arre didi aise kya ghur rahi ho Payal didi ne andar dekha maa ne kuch ishara kiya
aur rone lagi phir kya sabhi rone lage

Manav:- sab andar chalo iss baar gate keeper chup khada raha hum andar gaye

Payal:- maa mami dekho mera Dev aa gaya aur aap logo ne abhi tak bataya nahi mera
bhai meri shaadi main aa gaya

Main:- bas karo aap logo ab mat royie

Maa:- roo lene de beta dukh nikal jane de un sab ko dekh kar meri ankhe bhi nam ho gayi
main Payal didi ko chup karne laga shayad abhi sab nahi aaye the maine jinko bulaya tha
sab aaye the mere dosto aur Alok ko chod kar aur Mohan sir bhi nahi Nitika Shikha didi ke
sath thi main unke sath room main aaya woh mere mathe aur gaal chumane lagi

Main:- bas karo didi nahala dogi kya

Payal:- han abhi kahi mat jana kabhi bhi

Main:- mera pata nahi aap toh ja rahi ho na

Payal:- abhi 10 din hai samjha

Main:- chalo thek hai ab kuch khila do bhuk lagi hai phir unhone apne hatho se khilaya
par unke aansu nahi ruk rahe the

Main:- bas karo kitna royegi

Payal:- kuch nahi tu kha le bas phir woh apne kaam karne chali gye main kafi der tak room
main raha phone par kuch files check kar raha tha main bor ho kar room se bahar nikal
aaya

Arav:- aa gaya arre kaam karo jise dekho sab kaam hi kar rahe the Arav bhi saala aise busy
tha jaise uss ki shaadi ho mujhe koi kuch keh hi nahi raha tha

Main:- Masoom suno

Masoom:- nahi abhi busy hon aur haan meri frnds ko tang mat karna

Main:- friends kon

Masoom:- Janu Sona Devika bataya tha naa

Main:- kya matlab tang mat karna

Masoom:- wahi jo suna hai aur uth kar jane lagi

Main:- thek hai kaam karo

Main:- mousi kya kuch kaam hai

Mousi:- han hai na main khush ho gaya

Main:- bolo kya kaam hai

Mousi:- jakar woh piche dekh raha hai

Main:- han

Mousi:- ja waha par aur aram se beth ja

Main:- mousi yeh kya hai

Mousi:- kya tujhe yaha kaam karne bulaya hai main waha se Pari ke pas gaya Pari chal
bahar ghum ke aatte hain

Pari:- nahi bhai itne kaam hain dekho mere hath main saaman hai aayi didi (in mind)
K Dev:- abe lag gaye londe ke toh

Main:- yaar ye achanak sab ko kya ho gaya

K Dev:- kahi tera asli kaand toh pata na chal gaya

Main:- kaisa kaand

K Dev:- fountain wala

Main:- chup kar saale

K Dev:- thek hai main tera saala chal meri wife kon si hai bata

Udhar ghar par

Rahul:- bhai apne kuch suna

Amit:- kya hua

Rahul:- bhai woh zinda hai aur shaadi ke maaze lene gaya hai aur Sanjana aur Kasish ko
bhi le gaya hai

Sumit:- yeh sala har baar kaise bach jata hai

Rahul:- ab kya karna hai

Amit:- apne pas paisa toh hai ab iss par war na kar ke iss ke behno aur lovers ko marate
hain

Rahul:- bhai kya yeh jaruri hai

Sumit:- abe darta kyu hai

Rahul:- jab hume sab kuch mil gaya hai toh phir kyu

Amit:- abe nafrat naam ki chij bhi hoti hai

Sumit:- phir tay raha kise pehle marwaye

Rahul:- bhai kyu na kuch alag kare

Amit:- kya

Rahul:- movies main hota hai na ki naam ki parchi daal kar ek choose kar lo
Rahul:- jo mann main aaye kar le kuch bhi na bache Rahul ne naam likhe aur parchiya
samne rakh dii aur

Rahul:- Amit bhai aap bade ho toh aap uthao Amit ne ek parchi utha kar kholi

Sumit:- oh yes to gayi chalo shaadi main hi apne logo ko bhej dunga kisne mara pata hi
nahi chalega uss ke baad uss ne kisi ko call kiya

Idhar kisi ne mere kandhe par hath rakha

Main:- abbe aa gaya tu chal akela hon yaha maine sabki taraf dekh kar kaha Akash ne
Richa ko dekha aur bola nahi yaar mujhe marriage hall ka kuch kaam dekhna hai

Main:- aap logo mujhe ignore kyu kar rahe ho

Payal:- kya keh raha hai sab busy hai bas

Main:- jab shaadi waha honi hai toh aap logo itna busy kyu ho

Mousi:- yeh bacha hi rahega chal hat samne se mujhe gussa bhi aa raha tha aur irritate
bhi ho raha tha

Main:- Shikha jara bahar aao sab ghurne lage

Main:- ghuro mat main iss ka boss hon

Shika:- yes sir kya hua

Main:- chalo bahar

Payal:- tu aisa kya karta hai

Main:- kabhi Joker gang ka naam suna hai main wahi agent hon sabka reaction bada ajeb
tha

Payal:- ohh acha thek hai jao apna kaam karo sab apne kaam main lag gaye

Main:- didi maine kaha main wahi Joker hon jo famous hai

Maa:- toh jakar bahar naach aur samne se hat aur mujhe hata kar chali gayi

Main:- (mann main) lag raha hai ke in logo ko koi fark nahi pad raha kisi ne bata diya hoga

Main:- Shikha tumne suna nahi chalo bahar

Saloni:- Shikha woh uthana jara han wahi chal aa lekar mere sath chal
K Dev:- tere lode laga gaye bhai

Main:- lag toh raha hai yeh jarur ussi ka kaam hai

K Dev:- chal hawa lete hain maine bhi socha chalo chat par ghumte hain main ja hi raha
tha ki Masoom sidhiyoo se utar rahi thi ab batata hon isse

Masoom:- samne se hato na

Main:- acha hat jao ruko ek minute maine uske hatho ko pakda

Masoom:- kya kar rahe ho koi aa jayega

Main:- aane do maine uski gardan par kiss kiya

Masoom:- mat karo koi aa jayega

Main:- aane do uske hatho ko choda aur diwal par peche hath rakh diya

Masoom:- aaj itne dino baad meri yaad aayi

Main:- kya karu tumse dur nahi reh sakta aur uska mouh band kar diya maine uska mouh
khola woh phir kuch kehne wali thi par uss se pehle hi main usse kisi karne laga Masoom
pata nahi kyu chhutna chaah rahi thi main peche hua

Main:- tumhe kya hua hai

Masoom:- paaa

Main:- pp kya pura bolo

Masoom:- Payal didi

Main:- (mann main) dhat teri ki maine usse chod diya woh niche bhag gayi main dherre
se muda toh didi mujhe ghur rahi thi

Main:- eee woh didi maa bula rahi hai chalta hon Payal didi ne mera hath pakad liya aur
boli maa ke bache iss liye tera mann niche nahi lag raha tha apni hi behan ki friend ke sath

Main:- acha yeh bataya han kya

Payal:- matlab

Main:- kuch nahi chodo jane doo

Payal:- ruk abhi batati hon (unhome mera kaan pakad liya) kya kar raha tha abhi
Main:- kuch bhi nahi aap hi bata do

Payal:- tujhe sharam nahi aa rahi ghar main shuru ho gaya

Main:- arre didi maine kuch nahi kiya uss ne hi kiya

Payal:- acha mujhe kya pagla samjhta hai ki pata nahi chalega ki kon kar raha tha

Main:- han apne dekha nahi uss ne mujhe apne opar khich rakha tha main toh abhi

Payal:- sacch keh rah hai yaa mera bana raha hai

Arav:- bhai bhabi bula rahi hai

Main:- dhaat terri ki

Arav:- kya hua jaldi ja bula rahi hai

Payal:- aapka dimag toh thek hai yeh sab karne se koi bhabi ban jati hai kya Arav ne ishare
main pucha maine bhi ishara kiya

Payal:- Dev ab tu gya

Main:- arre didi mousi ko kuch mat batana woh bina baat ke uske piche bahu bahu kar ke
lag jayengi

Payal:- thek hai ab sacch ugal

Main:- woh mere wife hai maine sar niche kar liya

Payal:- yeh dekho uss se jyada toh yeh shrama raha hai aur kuch bhi hai toh bata

Arav:- arre kya Richa bhabi ka nahi bataya

Main:- haan saale tu sab bata de

Payal:- tu kitna badal gya hai gandi baate karta hai

Arav:- nahi woh rishta bata raha hai

Payal:- abhi yeh aapki behan thi toh Richa kon hai

Arav:- kya Janu yaha aayi thi

Payal:- kya Janu par iss ka naam toh Masoom bataya tha main bhag kar sediyan chadhne
laga aur chat par pahuchte hi gate band kar diya
Payal:- Dev maine bola gate khol

Main:- nahi aap marrogi

Payal:- woh toh marungi hi

Main:- toh wahi raho

Arav:- ek minute peche hat jaaiye Payal peche hat gayi main gate se chipak ke khada tha
Arav ne gate par laat mari aage girne wala tha maine hath aage kar diya aur hawa main
ruk gaya

Main:- jhatke se utha kya kar raha hai bhai

Arav:- didi iss ki do wife aur teen aur aane wali hain ek meri behan Janu dusri Sona teesri
iss ki lover Komal aur Richa woh hai jisne black saadi pehni hai aur Masoom bhi hai

Main:- haram khor kya kar raha hai Payal di bina kuch bole mouh khol kar khadi thi

Arav:- aur koi nayi hai toh bata

Main:- bhai hua kya baat toh bata de woh mere pas aaya aur dherre se bola woh baat yeh
naa

Main:- han bol bhai uss ne meri gardan pakad li

Main:- pagal ho gaya hai kya

Arav:- chup beth meri behan se shaadi karega yaa nahi

Main:- bhai dekh hath hata mujhe gussa aa raha hai uss ne hath hata liya

Arav:- main toh bhul hi gaya hi tha aap toh maharaaj hai maaf kariye aapki wajah se hi toh
main zinda hon

Main:- yaar lagta hai tu abhi gusse main hai sidhiyo se awaaj aayi uss ne hath aage kiya
usse hatho se light nikali aur gate par ek shield jaisa kuch ban gaya

Main:- kya tu pagal ho gaya hai aur tujhe Rage Shield kisne sikhaya uss ki ankhe laal thi

Main:- dekh tu tez saas le yeh gusse se ho raha hai

Arav:- bata jaldi se shaadi karega ki nahi

Main:- arre meri baat toh sun uss ne mujhe ghussa mara main gisata hua pecha girne wala
tha maine hath jamin par rakh kar ruk gaya maine khade ho kar hath faila diye
Main:- dekh ruk ja bhai di ko chot lag jayegi

Arav:- tujhe pata hai kayi dino se usse pata nahi kya ho raha hai din bahar roti rehti hai
jaise koi usse maar raha hai tujh se kaha sabko apne sath rakha kar woh tujhe nahi batane
deti par mujhe se ab bardast nahi hota aur rone laga maine usse gale laga liya

Main:- bhai tu ne bataya kyu nahi itna sab kuch ho gaya ha

Arav:- bhai apni powers le le par meri behan ko ab aur dard mat de main tere hath jodta
hon

Main:- bhai abhi wo kaha hai aur tujhe yeh sab kaise pata chala

Arav:- pata nahi do teen din se sapne aate the jab uthta toh yeh dikhata tha

Main:- chal jo bhi ho yeh sheild aise kabhi mat bana yeh khatarnaak hai

Arav:- thek hai

Main:- didi ko hilate hue didi kya hua aap kaha dekh rahi ho

Payal:- han ah huuu

Main:- kya huuu hon kuch bolo

Payal:- yeh sab kya hai

Main:- chalo dikhata hon maine ek light uss shiled par chodi woh ghayab ho gayi aur unhe
niche lekar aaya pata nahi sedhiyo par kon aaya tha maine Janu ko dekh kar godh main
utha liya aur ghumane laga

Janu:- arre baba kya hua

Mousi:- kya kar raha hai beta tujhe sharam nahi aati

Main:- apni wife ko ghuma raha hon

Maa:- isse niche utar

Main:- maa bohat ho gaya ab jamana kya sochega

Mousi:- kya ho raha hai yeh sab

Main:- yeh meri wife hai aur woh teeno bhi aur wo

Maa:- ab bas chup ho jaa

Saloni:- arre maa hum isse ignore kar rahe the toh yeh badla le raha hai

Manav:- par isse godh main uthana

Janu:- arre hum dono kafi ache dost hain toh yeh toh chalta hai

Mousa ji:- tu ne toh dara hi diya main toh hairan hon iss majak par yeh sari ladkiya chup
kaise hain Saloni ne kuch ishara kiya

Sona:- dekho Saloni yeh sab thek nahi yaha hamari beizzati ke liye bulaya hai tumne

Saloni:- maaf karna mera bhai thoda shaitaan hai bas mera toh dimag ghum gaya akhir
yeh sab ek tone main kaise bol rahi hain

Mousi:- humne ignore iss liye kiya tha ke tum sabke sath raho sab ne bataya ke tum kabhi
bhi kahi bhi kayi dino ke liye ghayab ho jate ho

Main:- thek hai ek minute baad main baat karta hon han hello han thek hai aa jaonga main
phone kaan se laga kar bahar aaya Arav bhi mere peche tha

Arav:- abe ab natak band kar kisi ka phone nahi hai

Main:- yaar behncho sacch batane par bhi koi yakkin nahi kar raha hai aur tu ne dekha sab
kaise bol rahi the

Arav:- bhai sab kai dino se sath hain kya pata kya plan kiya hai

Main:- yaar ab toh main sabko sath rakhna chaah raha tha phir kyu

Saloni:- kyuki maa nahi chahti hai

Main:- toh kya hua maa toh har baat ko mana kar degi

Saloni:- tujh se kis ne kaha tha in sab ke piche lagne ko

Arav:- yeh aap galat bol rahi ho abb

Saloni:- aap bich main na pade toh acha hoga

Main:- didi aapko kya hua hai

Saloni:- tujhe kya hua hai abhi hum itne bade dhuk se bahar nahi nikle aur tu maa ko ek
aur dukh dena chahta hai chal mere sath woh mujhe room main lekar gayi jaha sab thi

Main:- tum sab yaha kaise

Richa:- tumne hum sabko dhoke main rakha hai

Main:- tum yeh na kaho toh sahi hoga aur Masoom tumhe sab pata hai phir bhi

Devika:- aap shannt rahiye

Richa:- yeh sab tumhari wajah se hua hai na tum aati na kisi ko sacch pata chalta

Main:- tum iss se aise baat nahi kar sakti tum nahi janti ke iss ne mere liye kitna kuch
khoya hai

Saloni:- toh kya iss par ahsaan kar rahe ho

Main:- didi ab aap hadd kar rahi ho

Devika:- chii aap ki soch kitni ghatiya hai inke pyaar ko ahsaan ka naam de rahi ho

Main:- toh kya aap logo tab se dikhawa kar rahe the

Arav:- bhai yeh logo toh ladne lage

Janu:- bhai aap abhi bich main na pado

Saloni:- dekho tumne iski jaan bachayi iss liye shukriya par yeh ab kisi se shaadi nahi
karega

Richa:- haan apne sahi kaha

Main:- ek minute ek minute maine apnne hatho ko ghumaya aur kamre ko sound proof
kar diya

Main:- continue karo

Sona:- Dev yeh sab akhir hai kya main chup chaap ja kar beth gaya

Richa:- tum kon hoti ho yeh puchne wali

Sona:- jo tum bhi nahi ho

Masoom:- kya aap sab ladna band karoge iss se kuch nahi milega

Janu:- haan tujhe apna hak mill gaya na iss liye idhar main aur Arav bas unhe dekh rahe
the

Arav:- bhai teri lagne wali hai

Main:- nahi lag gayi hai

Arav:- yaar maine socha ke sab ek ho jayengi

Main:- maine bhi par bhai yeh 21vi sadi hai kuch bhi hoga yaha

Arav:- yaar maine kya kar diya

Main:- tu bhi sahi hai maine toh apni behan ke liye jaan de di tu ne usse mukable kuch
nahi kiya

Arav:- ab iss ka hal kaise nikalega

Main:- aisa karta hon yeh se kahi dur bhag jata hon

Arav:- Janu ko leta jaa

Main:- tu bhi na bas majak kar raha tha

Arav:- woh dekh aa gaya tera majak

Saloni:- tum yaha shanti se kaise beth sakte ho

Main:- aap log pehle lad lo Devika mere pas aa kar beth gayi aur boli main toh hamesha
aapke sath hon

Sona:- par hum nahi uss din mujhe ek ladke ke sath dekh liya toh itna badak gaye aur aaj
khud par sharam nahi aa rahi

Main:- tum sab hi toh kehti thi hume koi pareshani nahi

Saloni:- toh kya tu sabse shaadi karta pherega maa tujhe mar dalegi

Main:- issi liye toh ab tak kuch kiya nahi

Saloni:- chal chal itna sedha mat ban sab jante hai ki ladke kaise hote hain

Main:- aap itna kyu bol rahi ho yeh aapka mater nahi hai Janu bhi mere pas aa gayi aur
boli ke main bhi tumhare sath hon jo bhi ho ab

Sona:- tum dono pagal ho gayi ho

Devika:- nahi bas hum samay ki nazakat ko samjh rahe hain

Richa:- kaise manaogi apne ghar walo aur logo ko

Janu:- uski chinata main aage chod deti hon kya hua main uski tension kyu lo

Main:- Masoom tumhe kya hua kyu chup ho

Masoom:- kya bolo kuch bacha hi nahi hai

Devika:- aisa karti hon ki tum sabki yaadass main se inko nikal deti hon

Shikha:- wo dhaadh

Main:- ye goli kaha se chali main turant bhagta hua andar aaya toh waha 5 log guns lekar
khade the unho ne ek aur fire kiya goli Pari ki body se chu kar niche gir gayi

Aadmi:- behnchod issi goli kyu nahi lag rahi hai jab Dev ne Pari ko bachaya tha tab apna
kavach pehna diya tha aur wapas nahi liya sabne ek sath fire kiya main tezi se uske aage
aa gaya aur hath faila diye 4ro goliya mere hatho main lagi maine talwar nikal kar unki
gardan ek jhatke main uda di Pari jaldi se aakar mera hath dekhne lagi

Pari:- bhai aap yeh kavach le lo aapka khon nikal raha hai maine uska chehra pakda tujh
se badh kar nahi hai mera khon abhi band ho jayega sabhi mouh khole hume dekh rahe
the maine itna bhi dhayan nahi diya ki waha par sabhi the main shayad Shikha ke pas gaya
tabhi aaye honge

Main:- Arav bhai jara inki body ka kuch kar aur aap sab log jo bhi puchna hai Devika bata
degi

Arav:- bhai chal hume hi inhe thikane lagana hoga

Main:- huu chal phir hum dono unki sab ki lassho ko lekar peche kheto main aa gaye main
store se khudayii ka samman lekar aaya aur gadha khodane lage thodi dher baad unko
gadhe main dala

Arav:- huu bhai yaar apne bhaiyo ka kuch kar saale har baar kuch naya soch lete hain

Main:- pasina pochate hue huu ufff haan bhai karta hon kuch haramiyoo ki wajah se aaj
khudayi karne pad rahi hai

Arav:- kya bola be

Main:- abe khudayi not

Arav:- han haa samjh gaya yeh saala gadha hume gadha na banawa de maine fawda side
main rakha aur khudi hui mitti par beth gaya woh bhi mere sath beth gaya

Main:- yaar jadu se sab kuch kitna asan hai par sala boring bhi

Arav:- abe time bhi bachta hai naa

Main:- chal be mujhe hi pata hai saala issi ki wajah se sari mujhe kichti rehti hain kyuki
main kabhi bhi kahi bhi ja sakta hon

Arav:- waise tere maje hai bhai yaar har ek chiz hai tere pas

Main:- par kya fayda jab in sabke liye time hi nahi milta hai

Arav:- bhai CIA ki baja di ek aur keh raha hi time nahi milta

Main:- par yaar mujhe lagta hai ke main kuch jyada tez ja raha hon apni life main thoda
tehrao lana padega

Arav:- toh apne har kaam ko agent ke dimag se solve kar aur yeh talwar aur yeh yaha se
waha fudakana band kar de

Main:- han sahi kaha ek minute kya bola saale fudakna ruk maine uska sir pakad kar mitti
main gussa diya aur chod diya

Arav:- tuu u abbe yeh kya kiya saara face kharab kar diya sahi baat batao to bhi galat hai

Main:- han chal tu ne jo bola sahi hai lassho ko dafna kar hum andar aaye jaha mahol kafi
garam tha

Mousi:- itna bada ho gaya hai tu ki hum se yeh sab chupaya hai

Mousi:- chal tujhe shaktiya milli toh thek par yeh shadi bhi kar li acha hua ke Devika ne
bata diya warna hume pata nahi chalta ke Masoom aur Richa hamari bahu hain maine
Devika ki taraf dekha usne ankhe jhuka li main samjh gaya ki uss ne jyada kuch nahi
baataya bas utna hi jitna chachi aur maa ko pata hai

Main:- sorry mousi ab aage se nahi hoga

Kiran:- (bua 2) aur hum teeno se toh tuhe milene ka time hi nahi hai Rani (bua 1) Deepa
(bua3) haan sahi kaha main unke pas gaya aur bola

Main:- ye aap log gussa mat hon main sabke ghar aunga aur 15 din rukunga bas

Rani:- jane de jhut mat bol

Main:- nahi sacch keh raha hon

Deepa:- chal thek hai par yeh bata tujhe aur koi kaam nahi mila Joker ke elawa sarre log
hasne lage
Kiran:- aaye chup karo tum sab Joker bhale ho naam par iss se ache acho ki gilli ho jati hai
maine dekhi hai iski fight yeh sabji ki tarah katta hai

Rani:- acha beta g yeh bata ke yehi sab karega yaa sahi se settle hoga ab do do biwiya hai
toh kaise sambhlega inhe humare patiyoo se hum hi nahi sambhalti

Dad:- sachi kaha behna mere se bhi yeh nahi sambhalti

Maa:- acha raat ko miloo batati hon aapko

Dad:- uu arre kya karti ho bache hai yaha

Maa:- bache kaha bache woh koi bacha nahi hai shaadiya toh aise karta hai jaise sabko ek
sath indian ki cricket main bharti karega

Mousi:- kya matlab

Main:- arre kuch nahi woh majak kar rahi hai acha aaplog kaam karo main aata hon mousi
jara bhai ki bike ki chabi dena

Mousi:- ja Payal chabi de de chabi le kar bike se nikalne hi wala tha ke

Masoom:- ruko kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- kuch nahi aise hi

Masoom:- inhe sath lete jao maine dekha Sona sar jhuka kar khadi thi

Main:- chalo betho main usse lekar jungle ki taraf nikal pada

Main:- kya hua aaj tum chup kyu ho

Sona:- kuch nahi soch rahi hon ki kya

Main:- han bolo

Sona:- kya sacch main tum mujhe pyaar karte ho yaa fir apni jaan bachane ka ahsan pura
kar rahe ho

Main:- aisa kuch nahi par main tumhe batana chaahunga ke meri andar ek shakti hai jo
tum sabko meri taraf attract karti hai

Sona:- jo bhi ho par ek baat batao aap hum sabko kaise sambhalo gaya aap ek aur hum 5
hain
Main:- woh sab main dekh lunga bas tum sab ek sath suhagaraat manane ko mat kehna
uss ne mere seene main nakhun chuba diye

Main:- aa kya kar rahi ho

Sona:- badi jaldi hai suhagraat ki

Main:- kyu tumhe nahi kya

Sona:- jyada mat udoo abhi uss main time hai maine bike roki

Sona:- kya hua

Main:- woh samne jharna dekh rahi ho waha ek bohat bada desh hai par waha ka raja
thoda se sanki hai

Sona:- uske andar jana hai

Main:- nahi pagal waha gaye aur bahar aaye toh ek mahina khatam ho jayega

Sona:- acha yeh wahi jagah hai kya

Main:- haan wahi jagah hai

Sona:- kitna acha aur sunder sa hai

Main:- kya bola sunder sa

Sona:- han kitna chotta se dikh nahi raha kya maine usse pakad kar kiss kiya aur uski ankho
par hath rakha aur peche hat gaya

Main:- ab dekho maine apna hath hata diya Sona ne jaise hi dekha

Sona:- wow it's amazing

Main:- jab tumne chota kaha toh bada ajeb laga

Sona:- ek minute jab tum waise bhi kar sakte the toh fir kiss kyu kiya

Main:- jao main baat nahi karta mana kiya na mera mind mat read kiya karo

Sona:- suno toh sahi

Main:- nahi mujhe tumse baat nahi karni

Sona:- arre maaf kar do aage se aisa nahi karungi main aage badha jaha pani ke jharne
main jane hi wala tha ki uss ne mujhe pakad liya maine usse pakda aur pani ke andar aa
gaya

Sona:- yeh kya kiya main gilli ho gayi

Main:- sacch batao tum gilli ho gayi maine uski kamar pakdi uss ne mere shirt aur kiss
shuru ho gayi Sona ki smooching teez hone lagi uss ne meri gardan pakdi aur jeeb mere
mouh main daal dii main uske kapdo ke andar se hath daal kar uske mulayam pet ko sahla
raha tha phir uss ne kiss todi

Sona:- uu woh apni saase sambhal rahi thi par mujhe toh abhi aur chahiye tha maine usse
khicha aur uski gardan chusne laga

Sona:- ohh siiiiiii mat karo na mujhse bardash nahi hota

Main:- toh mat karo na kon keh raha hai karne ko

Sona:- aa nahi waha nahi oo my godd uff thoda aram se karo na chocolate nahi hon jo
aise chuss aaiii aram se maine uski chuchiyoo ko masla aur chus raha tha

Main:- yeh meri favrouite chochlate hai jis main doodh bhi aata hai

Sona:- oh han aise hi par abhi nahi aayega

Main:- moouu yeh pani ki bunde tumhari sharir par padte hi mithi lag rahi hain usne mujhe
dhaka diya aur aage badh gayi maine usse peche se pakad liya

Sona:- ouccch arre ab bas bhi karo kya yahi suhagraat mana loge

Main:- mann toh kar raha hai

Sona:- aaj mujh pe bada pyaar aa raha hai milane kyu nahi aate jab mujh par itna pyaar
aata hai

Main:- ab toh tum mere sath hi rahogi

Sona:- haan woh toh oo nahi nahi Dev waha nahi maine uski jeans main hath dal diya
thoda se bus

Sona:- ok thek hai jyada nahi warna fir mujhe mat kehna kya karwa diya par itne main
mera phone vibrate hua Sona mere seene par sar rakh kar hasne lagi maine phone utha
liya
Main:- han maa kya hua

Maa:- kya hua ke bache sabhi yaha hain aur tu waha kya kar raha hai

Main:- maa bas abhi aaya

Maa:- jaldi aa aaj ladke walo ke ghar jana hai

Main:- ji bas thodi der main aaya aur call cut kar di Sona hasne lagi

Main:- dekho aise mat haso

Sona:- apna face dekho jaise kisi bache ka khilona chin gaya tumne aisi shakal bannayi hai

Main:- agli baar nahi chodunga

Sona:- pehle iss phone ko band kar

Main:- ab bas bhi karo na

Sona:- sorry chalo phir hum waha se bike par nikle

Sona:- waise yaha kyu aaye the

Main:- main agency ja raha tha tum aa gayi toh socha tumhe ghuma laon

Sona:- sacch main aaj main bohat khush hon

Main:- par main nahi

Sona:- arre dil chota kyu karte ho main tumhari hi toh hon kahi bhagi toh nahi ja rahi

Main:- wo toh hai par mere sath har baar aise hi hota hai koi na koi bich main taang ada
deta hai

Sona:- toh kisi angregi mam ko pata lo aur jate hi shuru ho jana

Main:- maiiin nahi kya bol rahi ho

Sona:- arre hakla kyu rahe ho mind padhu kya

Main:- nahi tumhe meri kasam

Sona:- yeh kasam wasam mat diya karo tumne mana kar diya wahi bohat hai ab chalo jaldi
maine bike ki speed badh di aaj toh baal baal bach gaya

Ghar aa kar bike ko park kar ke andar gaya

Payal:- aa gaya kaha tha itne der se

Main:- bas aise hi ghumne gaya tha

Payal:- tujhe nahi jana kya

Main:- kaha jana hai

Payal:- tilak ceremony hai na kal uski tayari karni hai

Main:- toh wo sab toh bhai karta hai naa

Payal:- bas dikha diya na parayapan

Main:- arre didi main keh raha hon ki woh sab Manav bhai karege na

Saloni:- han par kya tu kaam nahi kar sakta

Main:- kya karna hai

Payal:- yeh bhai pata nahi kisi kaam main busy hai tu jakar kapde lekar aa jo kal unki family
ko dena hai

Main:- acha toh list do na ki kitne bache hain aadmi hain aur kitni ladkiya yaa aurate hain
sab lee aata hon

Payal:- maa woh list laana

Mousi:- abhi layi pata nahi kaha rakh di

Main:- aap log nikalo main aaya

Saloni:- ab kaha chala

Main:- kya ab bathroom bhi na jaon

Saloni:- toh khada kya hai ja na main bathroom gaya

K Dev:- kya kar raha hai be

Main:- muth mar raha hon saale dikh nahi raha kya

K Dev:- tere bas ka aur kuch hai bhi nahi

Main:- abhi tujh se behs ka time nahi hai bohat kaam hai

K Dev:- yaar ek baar Meera se milawa de naa

Main:- hon baad main abhi kaam hain knock knock

Main:- aaya main bahar aaya

Dad:- kya kar raha tab se aur kis se baate kar raha hai

Main:- kuch nahi woh bas aise hi gana gaa raha tha Dad ne mera shar chua dimag par chot
to nahi lagi

Main:- aaya mousi dad baad main baat karna maine list li par yaar ladkiyo aur aurato ka
mujhe kya pata kya acha lagega

Payal:- yeh lee card

Main:- ab aap galat baat kar rahi ho

Payal:- ab tujhe kya hua

Main:- bhai bhi bolti ho aur paise deti ho itne se kaam ke liye

Payal:- arre bohat jyada hoga samjha

Main:- 100 -200 crore thodi lagenge

Mousi/Mousa:- kya tere pass bola 100 crore hain

Main:- arre kya baat karte ho mousa ji RAW agent hon koi Anil Ambani ka damad nahi

Payal:- phir bhi le ja kam pade toh isse use kar lena

Main:- kaha na nahi chahiye

Saloni:- chilla kyu raha ho rahne do na aap jab iski jeb khaali hogi toh maja aayega pata
nahi kyu mujhe yeh baat achi nahi lagi

Main:- acha yeh baat hai toh didi jara jija ji ko phone lagoo

Mousa:- arre tujhe kya hua

Main:- aap lagoo toh sahi

Kiran:- kya karna chaah raha hai

Main:- arre meri bua ab bas aap dekhti jao

Payal:- mere pas unka no nahi hai

Main:- chalo ab jhut chodo samjhi Payal didi mujhe khich kar bahar le gayi aur sar par ek
chapat mara

Payal:- sab ke samne bolna jaruri hai kya

Main:- aap bhi na no do natak kyu kar rahi ho

Payal:- dekh unka pariwar thoda uss type ka hai kahi kuch galat mat bol dena

Main:- matlab

Payal:- bas itna bata du ki mama (mere dad) ke relation aur dad ke business ki wajah se
unho ne kafi badi rakam maangi hai

Main:- matlab dahej (dowry)

Payal:- haan aaj kal yeh common hai

Main:- yeh ghairkanoni hai

Payal:- jane de tere jija ji kafi ache hain bas unke ghar wale thoda sa hai bus

Main:- kitne maange hain

Payal:- jane de na le tu no le pyaar se baat karna

Main:- ab toh karni hi padegi

Payal:- dekh yeh arrange se jyada love marriage hai toh kuch galat mat bol dena

Main:- ek baat batao tab se apne pan ka dindhora pit rakha hai aur mujhe kuch bataya
nahi

Payal:- dad ne mana kiya tha kahi mama madad na kare issi liye

Main:- thek hai do maine no liya aur Arav ko bulaya aur usse sari baat batayi

Arav:- dekh kanoon toh hai yaar par bhai teri behan ki life ka sawal hai rahne de

Main:- yaar phir unhe dikhana padega ki yeh Rajput family kya chiz hai

Arav:- matlab kya

Main:- ruk aur phone milaya

Main:- hello namaste jija ji

Viraj:- namaste kon hai Manav

Main:- nahi main unka chota bhai Dev bol raha hon

Viraj:- han bolo kya baat hai

Main:- main kehna chaah raha hon ki kal sabko gifts denne hain toh kyu na unke pasand
ke hi diye jaye

Viraj:- matlab kya hai

Main:- yahi ki aap sabko lekar aa jaye kisi bhi mall main aur jo bhi lena hai le le

Viraj:- huu ek minute ek baat batao Payal ne bataya tha ki uske dad ko dikat hai abhi un
paiso ko bhi ikkhata karne main phir itna charcha kyu

Main:- waise kitna hai

Viraj:- 10 crore

Main:- kya 10 crore

Viraj:- dekho main toh pehle bhi iss ke khilaf hon maine uss se kaha ki hum bhag kar shaadi
kar lete hain par woh kehti hai ki pariwar ke sath rehna hi sahi hai

Main:- aapko sharam nahi aati shaadi ho rahi ya saman ki sale ho rahi hai mana ki unka
business hai par itna yeh jyada nahi hai

Viraj:- dekho ab iss baat ka koi matlab nahi hai sari baate ho gayi hain

Main:- chalo phir aap logo ko bhi pata chalna chahiye ki shayad yeh jo apne maanga hai
na itna toh hum ghumne main uda dete hain

Viraj:- akhir tum kon ho

Main:- kabhi naam suna hai mashor industrialist Suraj Rajput ka main unka beta hon

Viraj:- kya par unka beta toh kisi accident main mara gaya tha

Main:- kyu jinda ko mar rahe ho aur rahi baat meri behan ki toh unki baat main aapse mil
kar karunga

Viraj:- kal hi kar lete hai sab

Main:- acha kal toh phir tilak ke baad chalenge

Viraj:- ok thek hai aur call cut kar di

Arav:- tu kya karna chaah raha hai

Main:- bas dil ko tasli aur andar aaya

Saloni:- abhi tak gya nahi

Main:- Payal didi aap mousa ji aur mousi jara room main aana thodi dher baad sab aaye

Mousa:- kya baat hai beta maine unhe sari baate batayi ki kaha jana hai aur kab

Payal:- tu pagal ho gaya hai kya

Mousa:- beta dekho main bhai sahab se pasie nahi le sakta

Main:- unka ek paisa nahi lagega sab kuch mera hai

Payal:- yeh sab kyu kar raha hai

Main:- kya matlab kyu kya bas main yaha khane aur shaadi main namaste karna aaya hon

Mousa:- par beta damad ji ko chod kar woh log ache nahi

Main:- main sabko thek kar dunga woh teeno chup ho gaye

Main:- kya hua

Mousi:- wo wo

Main:- woh kya

Payal:- teri ankhe kaisi ho gayi hain maine ankhe band ki aur sar jhatka toh phir normal
hui

Main:- ab aap logo chinta chodo aur aram karo aur shaadi mujh par chod do

Mousa:- par beta kya yeh thek hoga

Main:- kya abhi tak jo hua thek hua aap logo ne hume batana jaruri nahi samjha ab jo
hoga kal hoga

Payal:- kahi kuch galat na ho jaye

Main:- aap darti kyu ho abhi main zinda hon

Payal:- tu kar toh lega naa

Main:- daro mat sab ho jayega ab aap jao main chala sone subah utha dena woh sab chale
gaye maine Sandy aur Shiva ko phone kar ke sab samjhaya aur soo gaya

Pari:- bhai utho na bhai

Main:- aa ouu kya hai sone de na kitna acha sapna tha

Pari:- sapna kaisa sapna

Main:- ja na preshan mat kar aur takiye se sar dhak liya par uss ne usse khich liya

Pari:- ab utho bhi didi ke waha jana hai

Main:- uth kar kya time hua hai woh log gaye toh nahi

Pari:- arre itna mat ghabrao abhi 6 baje hain

Main:- toh phir kyu jagaya

Pari:- aap ko mere liye time hi nahi hai toh main hi aa gayi

Main:- kya hua meri Pari ko woh meri godh main late gayi

Pari:- bhai aap ab mujhse dur kyu rehte ho ab mere pas bhi nahi sotte

Main:- arre aisa kuch nahi hai pagal main bas busy rehta hon

Pari:- bhai kyu karte ho itna kaam ki humare liye time hi nahi hai

Main:- arre bas ghar jane de fir sab ek minute kya bola hum sab kon hai yaha aur

Pari:- aa jao na andar tabhi gate khula aur sab andar aa gayi maine chadar khich li main
raat ko shirt nikal kar soo gaya tha

Pari:- kya hua aap toh ladkiyo ki tarah saharma rahe ho

Main:- kya baat hai tum sab yaha

Pari:- aise baat mat karo waise hi sab dukhi hain

Main:- arre kya kyu dukhi ho

Kirti:- mere pas aa kar bhai kal jo bhi humare bhaiyo ne karaya uske liye sorry main chadar
opar karta hua

Main:- arre aisa kuch nahi hai wo alag hain tum sab alag ho
Ritu:- phir aap itne din se hum se mile kyu nahi

Main:- pehle jara almari main se ek tshirt nikal kar dena phir baat karta hon Ritu ne tshirt
di

Main:- ab udhar dekho

Kirti:- kya bhai Pari ke samne aise hi the aur humare saamnae

Main:- acha thek hai maine chadar hata di aur tshirt pehenne laga

Kasish:- andar aa kar tum sab yaha kya woh mujhe dekhti hui chup ho gayi maine jaldi se
tshirt pehni

Main:- han ab bola kya hua

Ritu:- kya body hai bhai

Main:- dekha main issi liye nahi hata raha tha aur tum kya ghur rahi ho kya kaam hai

Kasish:- uu

Main:- kya kaam hai

Kasish:- woh didi in sabko bula rahi hai

Main:- jao keh do nahi ayengi abhi meeting chal rahi hai Kasish waha se chali gayi

Main:- han bolo na kya baat hai

Kirti:- bhai hum bhi aapke sath chale

Main:- puchna kya hai chalo naa

Ritu:- maine toh pehle hi kaha tha bhai mana nahi karenge woh dono chali gayi

Main:- woh bhai kaam hua nahi bhul gayi

Pari:- appko kya chahiye main de deti hon

Main:- mujhe kya chahiye usne mere gaalo par kiss ki

Pari:- yeh sahi kaha na

Main:- haan han meri pyaari Pari chal main tayar hota hon aur jara jakar dekh koi delivery
truck aaya kya
Pari:- kya mangwaya hai Main nahane chala gaya woh niche gayi

Pari:- didi Arav bhai kaha hain

Saloni:- pata nahi

Janu:- woh bahar gaye hai koi aaya hai Pari doud kar bahar gayi

Arav:- Shiva waise iss main kya hai

Shiva:- bhai ne car mangwayi hai wahi hai

Pari:- car bhai ne mangawi

Sandy:- arre Pari tum

Pari:- aap mujhe jante ho

Shiva:- yeh naam aur chera hum kaise bhul sakte hain jab bhi milte hain tumhari hi baate
karte hain Pari aisi hai Pari waise hai

Pari:- aap jhuth bol rahe ho

Sandy:- yeh kabhi jhutt nahi bolata

Arav:- abe iss ab khologe yaa nahi

Main:- arre aa gaye tum dono woh dono mere pas aakar gale mile

Main:- kaise ho dono

Shiva:- ache hai aapki dhua se maa aur behna bohat yaad karti hain

Main:- auunga kabhi chalo jara didar toh karu apni jano ke

Arav:- kya iss main bhi ladkiya hain

Main:- chup bee yeh toh mere hobby hai jo main kafi dino se chod chuka tha ab noo more
ghayab ab toh bas udaunga unho ne shatter khola

Main:- yaar kaha tha na ek red bhi laana dono neeli

Sandy:- sorry bhai red wali ka raat ki wajah se nahi ho paya

Main:- ab inhe utaar bhii doo

Shiva:- acha hua bhai yeh highway se jyada dur nahi hai warna dikkat ho jati phir dono
cars ko niche utara main andar aaya Pari un sabko lekar aaye

Mousa:- beta tumhe jane main kafi time lagega ab chale

Main:- haan didi kya aap tayar nahi hui

Mousi:- beta ladki nahi jati

Main:- pata hai aap jao toh sahi

Payal:- are karna kya chahta hai

Main:- aapko meri kasam jao abhi koi kuch nahi kahega

Dad:- iska illaj karna hoga

Kiran:- bas karo aap log ab woh acha bura soch sakta hai aur bhulo mat woh kya hai sab
chup ho gaye fir main unhe lekar nikla Payal didi meri car main thi aur peche wali main
behne aur peche bhi kayi gaadiya thi jis main dad aur mousa ji the

Main:- han Shiva behno ko lekar mall lekar ja main nipta kar aata hon

Payal:- Dev kya kar raha hai itni mahangi cars kyu

Main:- kaha mahangi hai peche wali bas 9 crore ki hai

Payal:- kya aur yeh

Main:- shayad 30 ki

Payal:- kya par kyu

Main:- mujhe kya pata aapki car hai aap jano maine unhe ek file de di usse padkar woh
rone lagi maine gaadi side main roki Mousa jii aaye maine sisa niche kiya

Mousa:- kya hua arre yeh kyu roo rahi hai unho ne file unhe de dii Mousa ji bhi rone lage

Main:- mousa ji aap file do aur jo bhi baat hai baad main kar lenge aap jao sab kuch kare
aur unhe mall lekar aa jaye wahi milunga inka mood thek karna hai

Mousa:- thek hai beta jaa

Main:- kya hua aap ab chup bhi ho jao Payal rote hue itna sab kyu kar raha hai

Main:- kyuki aap meri didi ho meri payari didi

Payal:- tu sacch main bada ho gaya hai

Main:- abhi bohat kuch baki hai

Payal:- ab kya hai yeh car mere naam par hai aur 100 crore mere account main phir aur
kya

Main:- aapke sasural walo ko jhatka

Payal:- kya matlab

Main:- meri behan ko saaman bana diya un sabne ab dekhna aap se maafi mangi toh mera
naam bhi Dev nahi

Payal:- tu kya karne wala hai maine ek phone milaya

Main:- haan kya kaam hua

Sandy:- ho gaya bhai thodi der baad didi ko phone aaya

Viraj:- Payal Payal

Payal:- han kya hua itna ghabra kyu rahe ho

Viraj:- Payal mere gahr par income tax ki raid hui hai pata nahi kyu sab hamari property
ko seal kar rahe hain

Officer:- aaye mister tumne phone kaise chua mana kiya tha

Payal:- waha kya ho raha hai Officer ne phone liya aur bola

Officer:- dekhiye aap jo bhi ho inke yaha raid pada hai inke pas inki company ke khilaf case
darj hua hai ki inho ne property ki information chupayi taa ke tax na bharna pade ab aap
rakhne ka kast kare maine phone liya

Main:- haan hello Mishra ji

Mishra:- hello kon

Main:- arre main DD bol raha hon bhul gaye kya

Mishra:- arre DD sahab aap kya hua aaj itne dino baad aapki awaj suni aur sab thek

Main:- haan sab acha aur aapki ladki kaisi hai

Mishra:- aapki dhua se thek hai warna aaj bhi hum usse yahi dhundte aur woh Istanbol
wale usse maar hi dete

Main:- arre jane do acha kya hua kyu tang kar rahe ho humare jija ko

Mishra:- kya aapke jija ji hain hume kya pata subah ek call aayi ki yaha aisa case hai toh
aa gaye hum humara kaam hi yahi hai

Main:- acha ab koi gunjayish hai kya

Mishra:- arre kaisi baat karte ho aapke log humare log chalo sab yaha se

Main:- acha iss baat ko yahi daba dijeyega

Mishra:- kis baat ko

Main:- han han acha thek koi baat hui hi nahi aur phone kaat diya

Payal:- yeh kaise baate kar raha hai

Main:- agents toh khuli baat karte hain aap nahi samjhogi

Payal:- yeh sab kyu kiya tu ne

Main:- maine kya kiya unho ne tax nahi bhara toh pakade jayenge na

Payal:- yeh Joker suna par DD kya hai

Main:- aap bua Dev hi yaad raankho woh dono naam mere pagal pan ki nishani haim

Udhar

Mishara:- kya bhai bata diya karo na ki aap log DD ke rishtedaar ho

Viraj dad:- kon DD

Mishra:- yeh DD ki behan ka sasural hai na

Viraj:- DD hai kon

Mishra:- ajib baat karte ho abhi baat hui na un se

Viraj:- woh toh meri wife hai

Mishra:- han toh unke bhai hai DD abhi baat hui un se

Viraj mom:- toh kya ab raid nahi hogi

Mishra:- kabhi suna hai chaat ke niche khade hokar barish main bhig gaye

Viraj dad:- nahi toh par

Mishara:- arre baba jab DD ne keh diya toh aap log bhigne se bach gaye par aage nahi
shayad par ek baat batao yeh extra 5 crore ke locker ka kya chakar hai

Viraj:- woh aise hi

Mishra:- karo bhai dobara shuru karo

Viraj mom:- arre nahi woh hamari badi bahu ke ghar walo ne diya hai

Mishra:- bole toh dowry haan sahi kaha

Viraj:- ji

Mishra:- kuch sharam karo DD ke rishtedaar hokar dowry jaise kaam chii chii acha DD ki
behan se nahi mangna

Viraj dad:- nahi nahi kuch nahi manga hai

Mishra:- acha hai warna pata bhi nahi chalega ki dowry lene gaye aur var ke do tukde kara
kar aaye

Viraj bhai:- kya aap hume dara rahe ho

Mishra:- dar ke raho warna kab gardan ud jaye bhagwan jane chalo sab yaha se Mishra
apne aadmiyoo ko lekar waha se nikla

Idhar main didi ko lekar mall aaya aur car park ki aur sabko lekar andar aaya

Main:- tum sab jakar jo lena hai le lo main aur didi kaam nipta kar milenge

Saloni:- main sath chalu

Shikha:- main bhi

Main:- kyu waha kya karogi

Payal:- chalne de na kya hua

Main:- jaisa aap kaho

Shikha:- kya baat itni respect

Main:- ladies first

Saloni:- hum kya ladies nahi hain

Payal:- mujhe kuch jalne ki smell aa rahi hai

Saloni:- very funny yeh sab purana ho gaya hai

Main:- chalo ab aur ek restro main aakar beth gaye koi ek ghanta ladkiya toh apni baato
main busy thi par main pak gaya

Payal:- kaha hain sab aaye nahi

Main:- mujhe kya pata aapke husband aap dekho

Payal:- arre dekho woh log aa gaye woh uth kar chali gayi

Main:- yeh kaha gayi

Saloni:- unke ghar ke sabhi bade log hain samjha kar

Main:- ohh acha yeh baat un ke sath mousa ji bhi the

Mousa:- milye in se yeh hai mera beta Dev aur

Viraj:- inki wife

Main:- kya pagla gaye ho jija ji behan hai meri

Viraj dad:- tujhe sharam nahi aati woh side wali hai unki wife

Mousa:- arre aap log jaye yaha iss ki wife nahi hai

Viraj:- acha sorry par aap hume bas DD ji se milwa do

Shikha:- yehi toh hai DD

Sab:- kya yeh DD

Main:- kyu aap ko kya hua

Viraj dad:- hath jod kar shukriya beta hamari madad karne ke liye

Main:- aap se meri behan judi hai issi liye kiya

Viraj:- bas issi liye

Main:- aur kya bas issi liye warna aap jaise paiso ke laalachi hai na main baat bhi na karu

Mousa:- Dev tum kya bol rahe ho

Viraj:- bolne dijiye

Main:- aap log kya samjhte ho ki meri behan ke liye aapke ladke ko kharid rahe toh galat
ho 10 crore toh mamuli si rakam hai mere behan khud 170 crore ki malik hai sab bas aise
dekh rahe the jaise koi anhoni sun li ho

Viraj mom:- thuk gale se niche utarate hue 170 crore

Main:- han par usse bhi yeh aaj pata chala hai ki main yeh sab uske naam kar raha hon
toh aap yeh na soche ki meri mousa ne 10 crore ka jhut bola

Viraj dad:- beta hume maaf kar do hum paiso ke lalchii ho gaye the par aaj hamarii ankhe
khuli jab hum nilam honi wale the tumne hamari izzat bacha li ab hume koi paise nahi
chahiye

Main:- aap log ache log ho yeh sab chodo aur bas khushiya dhundo kyuki unka koi mol
nahi hota

Vitar bhai:- kash mere sath aisa hua hota toh aaj tum mujh se itna na chidti humne kitna
dhuk diya tumhe mujhe maaf kar do woh apni wife ka hath pakad kar rone laga

Viraj bhabi:- utho ji aap yaha aisa mat dantto apki kya izzat reh jayegi

Viraj bhai:- dekha maa isse abhi bhi hamari izzat ki padi hai aur humne isse paisoo ke liye
torture kiya uss ki maa sar jhuka kar khadi thi

Viraj:- Payal kaha hai

Main:- chaliye main bhi chalta hon tab tak aap log saman le lijiye aur koi paiso ki chinta
mat karna yeh riwaj hai toh pura kar lein main Viraj ko lekar Payal didi ke pas gaya woh
roo rahi thi mere jate hi mere gale lag gayi

Main:- arre kya abhi sarre aansu nikal dogi abhi shaadi baki hai

Viraj:- ab tak iss bhai ko kaha chupa kar rakha tha

Payal:- kahi nahi yeh hi chala gaya tha mujhe chod kar

Main:- ab kahi nahi jaonga jija ji aap yeh mat sochna ki main paiso ki dhaak raha hon
maine inhi paiso ke liye ghar tutta dekha hai aaj judta dekh raha hon

Viraj:- kash tumhare jaise ek bhai mera bhi hota

Main:- rahne do main itna bhi acha nahi hon

Payal:- chup kar tu sab se acha bhai hai mera pyaara bhai maine do chabi nikali aur didi
ke hath par rakh di

Payal:- yeh car ki aur yeh dusri

Main:- aapke naye bungalow ki hai iska thanks Devika ko kehna yeh uski taraf se

Viraj:- arre yeh toh fir rone lagi bas karo main aisi roni ladkii se shaadi nahi karunga

Pyala:- tum dono mujhe rula kyu rahe ho maine unke ansu pocche

Main:- kitna namkin hai aapke ansu didi ne meri taraf dekh kar ek payar bhara ghussa
meri seene pa mara

Payal:- pagal kahi ka aansu ka taste karta hai mere inke samne

Main:- aapko koi pareshani jija ji

Viraj:- nahi bhai bas aur kuch mat karna

Main:- arre daro mat mere pas waise hi bohat hain

Viraj:- han han bhai majak acha karta hai bohat hain

Payal:- hasoo mat yeh kafi bada khiladi hai

Viraj:- par tumne mere wicket gira di aur ab chalo sab bahar hain

Main:- han chalo par aap dono jao aur apna ghar dekho address save hai car ke gps main

Viraj:- baad main chale jayenge

Payal:- chalo na itne pyaar se sab diya hai

Viraj:- thek hai chalo

Main:- jaldi aana warna sab meri jann kha jayenge woh dono chale gaye main phir bahar
aaya aur sab logo ke sath busy ho gaya

Yaha se milo duri par ek jungal tha jaha par kafi shanti thi bas pani ke behne ki awaaj aa
rahi thi cote cote janwar idar udhar bhag doud kar kare the bandar pedoo par uchal kud
rahe the aur chidiya apne gosalle ki neev bana rahe the par har achi jagah main kuch
kharabi bhi hoti hai toh iss jungal main bhi ek ghana illaka jaha andhera hi rehta tha iss
khamoshi to todti hue kisi ke kadmo ki awaaj aa rahi thi woh aage aaya aur ped par tek
laga kar khada ho gaya aur
Unknown:- tum kaha ho abhi tak aayi nahi usne apni jeb se ek kitab nikal kar aage phenk
di aur uss kitab ke khulte hi ek roshni bahar aayi roshni ke kam hote hi waha ek budhi
aurat khadi thi jiske hath main chadi thi

Unknown:- kaha thi ab tak

Aurat:- yeh tum socho

Unknown:- maine kaha tha uska dhayan rakhna

Aurat:- maine koshish ki par uss ne usse mar diya

Unknown:- par woh toh abhi jindaa hai

Aurat:- matlab tumhe meri beti ke jane ka koi ghum nahi

Unknown:- tumhari beti kamzor nikli ek mamuli se insan se haar gayi mana ke main apni
kaali shaktiyo

Aurat:- woh koi mamuli insan nahi hai

Unknown:- janta hon kon hai par abhi uske pas hai hi kya ek talwar aur kavach jo ab uske
pas hai nahi aur ek pagal sa ansh (K Dev) kuch dost aur kuch ladkiya par un sab main meri
hone wali Rani

Aurat:- unhe pana itna asaan nahi woh dono ek dusre se pyaar karte hain

Unknown:- itne din se main iss nayi duniya ke har ek chiz ko dekha hai pyaar aaj kal bas
paiso aur naam main rakha hai apka naam hua log aapke piche

Aurat:- par har jagah yeh nahi hota

Unknown:- arre bhudiya tu jab se uski baate kar rahi hai kya mujh se dar nahi lagta

Aurat:- tu hoga kaali shaktiyo ka raja par tujhe bas ek jism aur shaktiyo ki bhook hai

Unknown:- haan woh toh hai par jab samne wali itni takatwar ho toh bhook bhi banti hai
opar se uss ne toh apni taakat bhi usse de di hai

Aurat:- woh phir bhi tujhe hara dega tabhi uss ne uss aurat ka gala pakda aur uska sar ped
pe de mara woh ped tut gaya

Unknown:- agar ek baar uski tarif ki toh yahi maar dunga ab woh nahi bachega uss ne
Veronica (Janu ke sharir wali cuhdail) ko chena hai main uski Janu ko chin lunga tab usse
pata chalega BLACK BIRD se uski chiz chinne ka kya natija hota hai aur phir woh jungal se
bahar nikalta hai aur road par chalne lagta hai woh apne hath failata hai aur udd jata hai
woh udta hua ek building ke opar ja betha

Black bird:- tayar raho Dev ke chahne walo aur duniya walo kyuki ab aa raha hon tumhari
duniya par kabja karne tumhe koi nahi bachayega

Idhar

Main:- wow kya pizza hai waise didi aapko ghar kaisa laga?

Payal:- bohat acha jaise koi swarg jaisa aane ka mann nahi kar raha tha

Main:- Pari ne jo banaya hai

Viraj:- kya matlab

Main:- arre aisa ghar koi Pariyo ki Rani hi bana sakti hai na

Shikha:- u arre Dev jara ice cream toh lana

Main:- waiter suna na ab jakar le aao waise shoping achi hui na

Viraj:- sab kuch Aone DD ke mehrabani se

Main:- arre uss naam ko chodo woh bas ab logo ko darane ke liye hai aap toh apne ho

Payal:- main soch rahi hon abhi tu ne yeh sab kiya toh aage shaadi main kya hoga

Main:- bas dekhti jao par kal kisne dekha hai

Payal/Shikha/Saloni:- Dev

Main:- arre sorry majak tha apna mouh toh dekho aisi hi hasi majak ke sath time kab beta
pata hi nahi chala shaam ke 7:30 ho gaye main didi aur un dono ko lekar nikla baki sab
pehle hi chale gaye the maine ghar pahuch kar car park ki aur andar jane laga ki meri nazar
opar padi

Main:- kon hai waha

Saloni:- kya hua

Main:- kuch nahi mujhe laga waha koi hai

Payal:- lagta hai tujhe neend aa rahi hai

Main:- han shayad chalo andar aur phir andar aaya toh sab ne gher liya kaha the kya kar
rahe the wagera wagera sabki jali kati sun kar main chala sone toh samne sari mandali
mera intezar kar rahi thi

Masoom:- chalo andar

Richa:- kyu mere sath jayenge

Sona:- nahi mere sath

Main:- bas karo abhi sab jaag rahe hain marwaogi kya aur kya mere mere laga rakha hai

Devika:- aapka bister oper wale room main laga diya hai aap jakar soo jaye thak gaye
honge

Main:- kuch sekho sath kaise raha jata hai

Richa:- woh hai hi Rani hum hain common log hum toh aise hi jite hain

Main:- aur woh kya hai

Masoom:- yahi ki pati aur khushi apni ho toh acha hai

Main:- acha yeh soch hai

Maa:- kya kar rahe ho yaha jao apne apne kamro main aur Dev oper ja Pari Neha wahi
kabse intezar kar rahi hai

Main:- jata hon maa woh sab bhi mouh gira kar ander chali gayi

Main:- yaar in ladkiyo ko samjhna na munkin hai pata nai kab kya kehti hai kya karti hai
koi nahi bata sakta aur room main aaya room main andhera tha par mujhe pani pina tha
toh table ke pas gaya aur light on kar ke bottle uthayi aur pani pita hua muda samne ka
manzar dekh kar mere mouh se pani nikal gaya

Neha:- kya hua bhai aur aap aise khade hokar kya dekh rahe ho

Main:- sar jhatka kuch nahi Pari hasne lagii

Main:- tu ne yeh kyu pehna hai

Pari:- arre bhai aaj liya toh garmi bhi thi socha try kar lun dekho kitna khula khula hai

Main:- haan kuch jyada hi khula hai

Neha:- kya bhai

Main:- arre bahar ka mousam kitna khula hua hai

Pari:- chalo aa jao ab soo jao

Main:- aata hon pani gir gaya hai bhar ke lata hon

Pari:- jaldi aana main niche gaya aur pani bhar kar oper aane laga ke mujhe kuch sunayi
diya jaise koi window khuli band hui ho main uss room ki taraf gaya gate halka se khula
tha maine hath lagaya aur gate kholte hi meri fati yaa nahi yeh nahi pata par gussa bohat
aaya par behnchod yeh hai kya samne ek ajib sa adami tha jis ke par lage hue the aur woh
bed par betha meri Janu ko ghur raha tha maine dheere se gate band kiya

Main:- oh chhutiye isse kya ghur raha hai nikal yaha se agar marna nahi hai toh wo mujhe
dekh kar muskuraya

Main:- abbe oye dekh hat ja waha se nahi toh par woh saala bas muskura raha tha main
usse dhaka dene aage badha par saala mera hath uske aar par ho gya aur main apne aapko
sambhal nahi paya mera face ja kar Janu ki hips se takra gaya

Janu:- aa maa kon hai dur hato mujhse uss ne bina dekhe mujhe ek jhapad jad diya Janu
ne side wala lamp ka button dabate hue sorry mujh laga uss ne peche dekha aa yeh
tumhare peche kya hai

Black bird:- darling mera naam Black bird hai

Main:- ab bohat ho gaya saale main bina baat kisi ko nahi marta par tu had kar raha hai
maine talwar nikal li aur hath se ek electric ball bana li

Black bird:- abbe ruk ja jab tu mujhe chu bhi nahi paya toh yeh mujhe kaise mar degii chal
hata isse warna tera hi ghar tutega maine hath niche kiya aur talwar ghayab ho gayi

Main:- tu kon hai aur yaha kyu aaya hai

Black bird:- main isse lene aaya hon kyuki tu ne meri Veronica ko mara

Janu:- kon Veronica

Black bird:- wahi jo tere sharir main rehti thi

Main:- woh chudail

Black bird:- jo bhi samjh le par ab yeh meri hai

Main:- tere baap ka maal hai kya

Black bird:- chii chii kitna ganda bolta hai abbe woh teri honi wali biwi hai aur usse mere
baap ka maal bola tu kitna ghatya hai

Janu:- yeh mujhe maal bole yaa darling tumhe kya

Black bird:- arre main toh bhul gaya yeh to naya jamana hai yaha bolne ka style change
karna hoga haan toh darling long drive par chalein maine usse dobara se ghussa mara
woh uske aar par ho gaya

Janu:- yeh kya hai isse lag kyu nahi raha hai

Black bird:- dekh main araam se baat karne aaya hon tu ne meri wali ko mara main toh
bas teri wali ko lene aaya hon woh zinda rahegi soch mera dil kitna bada hai

Main:- Janu tum jara bahar jao

Janu:- nahi main nahi jaongi

Black bird:- acha thek hum dono hi baat kar lete hain

Janu:- bolo kya baat hai

Main:- Janu kya hua hai tumhe ek banda bina baat ke yaha aa gaya aur tum uski baat sun
rahi ho

Black bird:- abe main koi aira gira nahi hon main Kaalshinga ka raja hon

Main:- raja hai yaa baja yaha se abhi chala ja warna

Black bird:- dekh ab aram se baat bohat ho gayi isse toh main lekar hi jaonga

Janu:- halwa hai kya jo le jayega maine usse ek aur ghussa mara par sala aar par ho gaya

Main:- (mann main) yeh aatma jaisa hai kuch energy type ka hath main nahi aa raha hai
shayad iss se abhi K Dev lad payega

Main:- (K Dev) kaha hai jaldi aa

Black bird:- koi mera kuch nahi bigad sakta main amar hon

Main:- koi amar nahi hota samjha maine kuch socha aur pani uski taraf phenka hi tha ki
woh khidki se khud gaya aur jate jate

Black bird:- sambhal kar rehna lene aayunga aur uss wakt yaa tu marega yaa royegaa

Main:- woh tab dekh lenge nikal yaha se

Janu:- tum aise baat kar rahe ho jaise tumhara dost ho

Main:- toh kya jaon aur mar doo

Janu:- yaha aakar betho pareshan mat ho main jakar uske pas betha

Main:- Janu ab tum akele kahi mat jana samjhi mujhe pata hai tum khud ko bacha sakti
ho par mujhe lagta hai yaha aana uski chal thi warna woh khud aata apni ruh ka hissa nahi
bhejta

Janu:- tumne pani kyu fenka

Main:- agar koi kaali ruh apne sharir de kar jyada dhur ho toh agar uss par pani pad jaye
toh woh sudh matlab khatam ho jati hai Janu ne mujhe gulab ka phol diya

Main:- kya ye tum layi ho?

Janu:- haan tumhare liya tha par pata nahi kaise neend aa gayi

Main:- arre mera toh gulab tum hi ho jab hasti ho toh tumhare hont ekdum gulabi lagte
hain

Janu:- bas haste hue maine uss ke baal kaan se nahi hataye please ab akele mat jana

Janu:- itna dar kyu rahe ho

Main:- kyu ke main abhi yeh nahi janta ki yeh kon hai aur kya hai

Janu:- koi baat nahi soo jao nahi jaongi agar tum mere sath rahe toh

Main:- acha chalta hon warna woh mera dimag kha jayegi

Janu:- ab usse samjha kyu nahi dete ki ab woh badi ho chuki hai akhir kab tak aapke sath
soti rahegii uski shaadi bhi toh hogi tab kya karegii knock knock

Janu:- kon hai

Pari:- sorry bhaiya kya yaha hai

Janu:- nahi yaha kyu honge

Pari:- sorry pata nahi kaha chale gaye main niche dekh kar aati hon

Main:- dheere se acha main chalta hon

Janu:- thek hai jao aur yeh window

Main:- keh dena mujh se tut gayi main dherre se gate khola aur oper jane laga last sedi
bachi thi ki meri samne chandi devi aa gayi

Pari:- acha toh unho ne jhut bola ruko abhi woh niche jane wali thi ke maine usse peche
se pakad kar utha liya aur room main lakar gate band kar diya

Pari:- bhai chodo dukh raha hai

Main:- bohat saitaan ho gayi hai chal soo ja ab maine usse bed par lityaa aur khud bhi let
gaya

Neha:- bhai itne der kaha the

Pari:- jab gf mil jaye toh sab badal jate hai yeh bhi badal gaye

Neha:- toh kya hua gf ke pas hi toh the kya hua tujhe jyada jalan ho rahi hai toh inki gf ban
jaa

Main:- Neha soch kar bola kar

Pari:- sahi bola uss ne main aapki gf hi hon choti si achi si

Main:- gf matlab girl friend hota hai pagal

Pari:- main girl toh hon hi aur aapki friend bhi toh hui na girl friend

Main:- nahi

Pari:- thek hai jao main aap se baat nahi karti aur mouh fula kar ghum gayi aur rone lagi

Main:- (mann main) kya musibat hai

Main:- acha aa ja meri gf aa ja

Pari:- nahi aap soo jao

Main:- phir kiss bhi nahi leni woh tezi se mudi aur mer honto par kiss kar di

Main:- pagal yaha nahi gaal par bola tha

Pari:- mere bhai mere bf aap ko kya aap so jaiye kitne baar bulawoge

Main:- hmm aur thakawat ki wajah se pata nahi kab soo gaya

Subah utha toh waha koi nahi tha time dekha 7 baj gaye the main beth gaya
Main:- badi achi neend aayi kash roj aisi neend aaye arre main toh bhul gaya yeh sala K
Dev kaha gya

Main:- K oye K kaha hai koi awaaj nahi lagta hai sala naraj hokar chala gaya kahi maine
usse apne mind se dhundna chaha ki mujhe bas ek awaaj aayi

Ladki:- come baby yes yes mera dimag ghum gaya kaha hai yeh main bina kuch soche
samjhe waha jane laga aur ghayab ho gaya (teliport) aur sedha waha pahucha jaha K Dev
tha main K Dev se thodi dur pahaucha tha dekha K Dev niche pada hai

Ladki:- come baby yes yes come on stand up and kill them K Dev khada hua Main aage
badha aur K Dev ke kandhe par hath rakha uss ne meri tarf dekha aur mere andar aa gaya
uske andar aate hi mujhe sab yaad aaya jo K Dev ke sath hua ki uske mere andar se jane
ke baad kya hua

Flash back 1day ago

kal mall se ghar aate wakt K Dev bina kuch soche samjhe mere andar se nikal jata hai main
soch main koya hua tha mera dhayan iss par gya hi nahi K Dev bahar khada tha ek pathar
ke pass

K Dev:- yaar saala pore din paka diya iss ne behan jija ke chakar main jara ghum ke aata
hon K Dev waha se masti main chal pada tabhi jungal se awaaj aati hai

Ladki:- bacho koi bachaoo

K Dev:- chod yaar hum toh chalte hai masti karne yeh sab uska hai aur agar main bachane
gaya toh phir nahi nahi main chalta hon

Ladki:- aa koi bacha lo mujhe main mar jaongii K Dev kaan par hath rakh kar aage badhne
laga

K Dev:- uss kai sharir main rah rah kar mujh main achayi kaha se aa gaye

Ladki:- aa maaa mar gayii K Dev jhatke se mud kar jungal main ghus jata hai jungal me
dekha ke waha ek ladki bandhi hui hai aur kuch log usse maar rahe hain

K Dev:- abe oye kya pagla gaye ho saalo usko kyu maar rahe ho

Ladki:- mujhe bacha lo

Aadmi:- yeh insan kya bachayenge tujhe ab koi nahi bacha sakta

K Dev:- abe kisne kaha main insan hon

Aadmi:- saniko mar dalo isse 25 sainik aage badhe K Dev ne ek ped ukhada aur uda diya
jaise ek sath 25 six mara ho

Aadmi:- kon hai tu aur isse kyu bachana chahta hai kya lagta hai tu iska

K Dev:- khasam hon iss ka tujhe kya chod isse

Aadmi:- acha tabhi yeh hume prthvi lok par layi kyu re haramkhor tujhe apne Hamsa main
koi nahi mila kya K Dev ne talwar nikali uss aadmi ne ek hole banaya aur ladki ko lekar uss
main kud gaya par uss hole ke band hone se pehle K Dev bhi uss main ghus gaya aur jab
pahucha toh uss ne uss aadmi ko pakda aur uss ke tukde kar diye par phir bhi uske sharir
main jaan bachi thi pata nahi kaise

Aadmi ka sharir:- tujhe jald hi hamari sena mar degi phir iski sari shaktiya hamari ho
jayengi aur main jinda ho jaonga hahaha K Dev ne pair se uska sar fod diya K Dev aage
badha aur ladki ko khola

Ladki:- aap ka shukriya mujhe bachane ke liye aap ek nek dil insan lagte hain

K Dev:- bas nek hi toh nahi bana jata mujhse utho ab uss ne K Dev par hath rakha toh K
Dev ka sharir ka rang badal gaya

K Dev:- yeh kya hai

Ladki:- arre yeh matlab aap kisi ke ansh ho

K Dev:- tumne kaise jana

Ladki:- ji hum garuḍaḥ jati main yeh khasiyat hoti hai ki agar kisi bhi purn (complete) insan
ko chu le toh woh thek rehta hai par adhure ka rang badal jata hai

K Dev:- acha tum ab thek ho main chalta hon

Ladki:- kya aap mujhe kuch din apne sath nahi rakh sakte ab iss ke marne ke baad sab
mujhe sacch main hi maar denge

K Dev:- (mann main) main masti karne nikla aur yeh musibat

Ladki:- main hath jodti hon

K Dev:- yaar yeh natak mujhe pasand nahi par jiska main ansh hon usse bohat pasand hai
main usse bula lata hon
Ladki:- aap yaha se nahi ja sakte kyuki jab koi jaduye hole se aata hai aur agar woh mara
jaye toh wapas nahi ja sakta pore ek din tak

K Dev:- aise kaise woh ghayab hone ki koshish karta hai par sab bekar K Dev ko gusaa aane
lagta hai main yaha teri wajah se fas gaya

Ladki:- aa mere baal mat khichye dard hota hai

K Dev:- acha aur yaha jo mera beda garak ho gaya K Dev ne usse dhaka de diya

Ladki:- aa uska sar kisi cheez se takraya aur woh behosh ho gayi

K Dev:- hat teri maa ki kya socha tha kya ho raha hai abe yeh toh behosh ho gayi saala bol
raha tha iski shaktiyo sacch main aaj ke log kafi intelligent hain K Dev ne usse uthaya aur
pas main ek nadi ke pas ghass par lita diya

K Dev:- ab kya karu isse nahla deta hon kapda bohat gande ho gaye hai iss ke pani main
jate uth jaayi par saaf kapde kaha se launga uff main kitna cutyaa ho gya hon ab iss ke
kapde kaise uthar sakta hon K Dev ne apni shirt utari aur aur bhiga kar laya aur uska sar
aur sharir saaf karne laga

K Dev:- kya din aa gaye ab ladkiyo ko saaf karna pad raha hai issliye main acha nahi banna
chahta saaf kar ke woh beth gaya ki uski nazar uske honto par gayi

K Dev:- yaar kitne mast hont hain ek baar chus leta hon kisi ko kya pata chalegaa woh utha
aur uske opar jakar uske honto ko chusne laga jab mann bahar gaya toh aakar beth gaya

K Dev:- yaar kyu na ek baar iski naval bhi dekh lun kitne pyaari hai yeh woh utha aur uske
kapde utha kar uski kamar chumne laga

K Dev:- kitna soft hai yaar usne sar niche kiya aur uski nabhi par jeeb phirane laga aur phir
peche hat gaya

K Dev:- yaar acha hua woh saala nahi hai warna kehta khol ke marr le dekh kaha raha hai
par yaar woh utha aur uske pas beth gaya

K Dev:- aee ladkii shii shii uth uth arre yaar yeh toh uth nahi rahi hai woh phir uske honto
ko chusne laga uss ne ankhe khol di aur K Dev ko ek laat maari K Dev roll hokar pani main
gir gaya

K Dev:- behncoo bahar gaya toh ho gaya kabada woh pani se aadha sar nikal kar dekhne
laga usse woh ladki ghur rahi thi
Ladki:- bahar aaiye abhi K Dev dherre dheere bahar aaya

Ladki:- rote hue sab aise hi hain koi meri shaktiya chahta hai aur koi meri aaa

K Dev:- (mann main) kya becho yeh bhi uski rotdi gf jaise hai abe abhi chuma hai roo aise
rahi hai jaise bacha ho gaya aur shaadi nahi ki hadd hai

K Dev:- chilla pada chup ekdum chup ladki ko jaise saanp sungh gaya dono thodi der bethe
rahe

Ladki:- hmm

K Dev:- ab bol bhi meri maa

Ladki:- hum kisi ki maa nahi hain hum Raj Kumari hain

K Dev:- waah re Raj Kumari jab pit rahi thi tab yeh masum awaaj kaha gayi thi woh phir
rone lagi K Dev ne uska face utayaa arre Raj Kumari jii aap toh rone lagi hume maaf kar
dijye woh K Dev ki baat sun kar usse ghurne lagi

K Dev:- kya hua Raj Kumari ji

Ladki:- yeh achanak itna mitha kaise bolne lage

K Dev:- sab uske sath rehne ka asar hai jiske sharir ka main ansh hon

Ladki:- kafi ache insan hai woh

K Dev:- haan woh danye hai (mann main) chhutyaa se kam nahi

K Dev:- tumhara naam kya hai

Ladki:- ji

K Dev:- ji nahi naam batao

Ladki:- Aditi aur aap ne mere sath acha nahi kiya

K Dev:- woh tumhare hont itne jyada laal the ke ruk nahi paya

Aditi:- iss halat main itni pitayi ke baad sab kuch laal ho hi jata hai

K Dev:- arre han woh koi powers ki baat kar rahe the agar woh hai tumhare pas toh un
sabko kyu nahi mara
Aditi:- humare yaha usool hai ki koi bhi ladki jab tak apna jadu aur panko ko istemal nahi
kar sakti jab tak ki usse uska raksak na mil jaye

K Dev:- ajib chhutiyapa hai yani mar jao uss bekar se rakshak ke liye

Aditi:- kya aapko ek ladki se baat karne ki tamiz nahi hai

K Dev:- ab kya kiya

Aditi:- kya koi ladki ke samne gaali deta hai

K Dev:- haye kya tum yeh sab bhi janti ho

Aditi:- yes Mr

K Dev:- english bhi

Aditi:- itna heran kya ho rahe ho hum logo kabhi earth se connection hai

K Dev:- ohh acha matlab yeh

Aditi:- yeh kaalsingha hai

K Dev:- matlab yaha ka raja tumhare piche hai

Aditi:- woh bohat hi nich insan hai mere sath sath woh mere rakshak ki lover ke peche
gaya hai

K Dev:- ohh aisa kya kya naam hai uss rakshak ka

Aditi:- mere maa pita ji ne Dev bataya tha tabhi toh bachane ke liye prithvi gayi aur pakdi
gayi

K Dev:- kya Dev sacch main hahaha Dev teri toh lagi hahaha

Aditi:- kya aap unhe jante ho

K Dev:- han shayad

Aditi:- shayad kyu

K Dev:- naam hi suna hai kya pata koi aur ho

Aditi:- maa ne bataya tha ki wo pichle janam main bohat bade samraat the aur unki shaadi
hone wali thi Pariyo ki rani se ab woh hi iss janam main mere rakshak hai
K Dev:- itna detail toh suno main ussi ka ansh hon Aditi uthi aur K Dev ke pairo main gir
gayi

Aditi:- mujhe maaf kar dijiye maine appko bura bhala kaha

K Dev:- acha aisa kya toh ek aur le lun Aditi chup ho jati hai

K Dev:- arre majaak kar raha hon waise tum kafi sundar ho

Aditi:- ji shukriya

K Dev:- english bola karo acha lagta hai

Aiditi:- thanks aap naraz toh nahi ho

K Dev:- nahi

Aditi:- woh kaise hai

K Dev:- kya matlab

Aditi:- matlab ki unke bare main bataye na

K Dev:- main hon woh

Aditi:- nahi maa ne bataya tha woh kafi shant aur sharif hai

K Dev:- matlab main harami hon

Aditi:- harkate toh aisi hi hain

K Dev:- acha baby doll ko bachaya maine aur tarif unki

Aditi:- ji baby

K Dev:- tum waise ho nahi jaisi dikh rahi ho

Aditi:- sahi samjhe baby K Dev thoda sa hasa

Aditi:- kya hua

K Dev:- kuch nahi aaj tak kisi ne mujhe baby nahi kaha na

Aditi:- you r soo cute baby

K Dev:- bas kar pagli rulayegi kya

Aadmi:- rulayenge to hum tujhe K Dev piche muda toh waha sena khadi thi Aditi K Dev ke
pice chup gayi

K Dev:- daro mat yeh mera kuch nahi bigad sakte ek gola aakar K Dev ko laga woh Aditi
samet peche khissak gaya K Dev ne ek light ball sena ki karf fenk di woh sab current ke
jhatko se mar gaye

Phir uss adami (senapati) ne talwar utha kar niche kar di jis se jalte hue terro ka jhund
aakar K Dev ke sharir main ghusne laga aur uske par hote hue Aditi ke sharir main ghusne
hi wala tha ki K Dev ne usse apne pair se peche khiska diya aur sarre teer uss ke sharir
main ghuss gaye

Senapati:- yeh sala abhi tak khada hai K Dev ne hath utha kar talwar se sarre teer kaat
diye aur dherre dherre woh thek ho gaya lekin tab tak teero ka ek aur jhund uski aur Aditi
ki taraf aa raha tha K Dev ne ek lighting booster unki tarf choda jis se sarre teer tez
dahamake main fat gaye K Dev ne unki taraf kuch aur lighting ball aur booster chode jis
se senapati aur sena kafi gahyal ho gayi K Dev Aditi ke pas pahucha aur jaise hi usse pakda
woh jalane laga woh peche hata ek aag ka gola usse takraya aur woh aag K Dev ke andar
ghus gayi waha khade sab chonk gaye Aditi ki ankhe abhi bhi band thi uss ne ankhe kholi
toh uski ankhe aur sharir jal rahi tha woh uthi aur phoenix ban kar udd gayi aur phir wo
dobara se niche aane lagi aur jamin par utharte hi woh badal gayi uske sahrir par bas ek
hi chiz thi woh thi aag ek bhayankar aag aur do aag main lipate pankh woh K Dev ke pas
aane lagi aur uske pankh ghayab ho gaye woh K Dev ke pas aayi aur usse pakad kar kiss
karne lagi

Senapati:- kya dekh rahe ho hamala karo sabhi bhagte hue dono ki taraf aane lage awaaj
sun kar K Dev ne Aditi ko hataya aur apne hath ghuma kar aag ka bawandar bana kar sena
ki tarf chodne laga puri senaa jal kar rakh hone lagi ab toh senapati ko bohat gussa aane
laga

Senapati:- (mann main) aise isse nahi hara payenge

Senapati:- oye in logo ko jadu se kyu maar raha hai dum hai toh lad na ab Aditi normal ho
chuki thi

Aditi:- yeh in ki chaal hai

K Dev:- jo bhi ho baat sahi hai ab K Dev bhi normal ho gaya aur phir shuru ho gayi army vs
K Dev K Dev unko talwar se gajar muli ki tarah kaat raha tha kisi ka sar toh kisi ka pair toh
kisi ke hath bas usse katne se hi matlab reh gaya tha ladayi aisi chal rahi thi par sena
khatam hone ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi K Dev ko ladte ladte puri raat gujar gayi Aditi bas
usse dekh kar soch rahi thi

Aditi:- (mann main) jab ek chota sa ansh hi aisa hai toh woh kaise honge agar main inki
madad ko gayi toh inko gussa na aa jaye ab toh subah bhi ho gayi hai tabhi K Dev ladkhada
kar gir pada

Ladki:- ek minute ruk jaiye

K Dev:- kyu main itna hi bol paya tha ki waha tufan sa mahol ban gaya woh ladki badal
gayi aur mere andar ghusne lagi

K Dev:- aa maaa nahiii ohh ye darrrdd ruko nahii aa mera kandha ohh meri pith se kuch
nikalne laga mere sharir ghumne laga mere opar bijli girne lagi meri body halki hoti ja rahi
thi ohh yeh kya ho raha hai yeh dard aur bhi jyada ho raha hai mere kapde phatne lage
mere peth par se pankh nikalne lage aur ab dard kam ho raha tha aur mera roop bhi
badalne laga Senapati ye dekh kar gusse main meri tarf badha main puri tara se thek ho
chuka tha maine hath aage kiya aur hatyaar hath main aate hi uspar tezi se war kiya pehle
toh uss ne rok liya par phir uss me himmat na rahi uss ke sharir main itne teer ghus gaye
ke shayad ginne main puri raat gujar jaye uski sena abhi bhi nahi ruki thi mujhe ab bohat
gussa aa raha tha maine ek teer liya aur ek word mere mouh se apna aap nikal gaya Gaj
nasahtanam aur teer chod diya jaise hi teer jamin se takraya waha hathiyoo ka jhund aa
gaya aur woh sabko kuchalne laga yeh dekh kar main shanth hokar beth gaya aur dekhne
laga aur pata nahi kab Aditi meri andar se nikal kar bahar aa gayi main ek pathar se tek
laga kar betha unki sena ko khatam hote dekh raha tha aur mere pankh ghayab ho gaye
K Dev ke andar aane ke baad mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise main kitne saalo se lad raha
hon maine side main dekha toh woh mujhe dekh rahi thi

Main:- kya hua aise kya dekh rahi ho

Aditi:- aap bhi toh dekh rahe ho naa

Main:- haan tumhare hont aur ankhe kitne pyarre hain

Aditi:- acha aap ka ansh sahi keh raha tha aap thoda alag hain usse woh keval mere hont
hi dekhe par appko meri ankhe bhi achi lagi

Main:- hum dono ek hi hain hum alag ho hi nahi sakte bas uska dimag thoda faltu baato
main jyada jata hai ab ghurna band karo
Aditi:- kyu meri ankhe hain main jab tak chahe dekhu aur dekhu kyu na bachpan se aapka
hi intazar kiya hai

Main:- par mujhe yeh sab kyu nahi pata

Aditi:- kya aap bhagwan ho

Main:- maine aisa toh nahi kaha

Aditi:- toh har baat aapko kaise pata chalegi

Main:- han woh bhi thek par yeh Black bird tumse kya chahta hai

Aditi:- woh mujhse shaadi kar ke meri shaktiya puja kar ke hasil karna chahta hai

Main:- yeh mere se judi hui logo ke peche kyu hai

Aditi:- kyuki aap sahi hai woh galat

Main:- acha ab tum ghar jao ye sab mar chuke hain ab koi tumhare peche nahi aayega
Aditi chup chapp bethi rahi

Main:- ab kya hua

Aditi:- kya aap mere sath chal sakte hain

Main:- kaha jana hai

Aditi:- Hamsa mere planet par

Main:- abhi nahi ja sakta abhi mujhe meri behan ki shaadi ka bohat sara kaam karna hai

Aditi:- toh kya main aapke sath chalu maine kabhi kisi apne ki shaadi nahi dekhi

Main:- nahi tum nahi jaogi

Aditi:- thek hai jaisa aap kaho

Main:- oo naraz mat hona waise hi waha mere liye itni musibate hain tum gayi toh

Aditi:- toh kya aap mujhe aise hi chod doge maine aap par vishwas kiya aur apni adhi
shaktiya aapko de di aur aap mujhe ek kaam ki faltu chiz samjh kar mera mazak bana rahe
hain

Main:- itni badi ho gayi ho par abhi bachpana nahi gaya pagal kahi ki main keh raha hon
waha meri biwiyaan hain agar tumhare sath dekha toh mujhe mar dalengi
Aditi:- ka face gir gaya main sab janti hon sorry aap jao

Main:- ruko jara waha se thoda dur ja kar K Dev mujh se bahar aaya

Main:- kya baat hai bol

K Dev:- isse kyu nahi lekar ja raha

Main:- tu sab janta hai

K Dev:- dekh saale dimag mat kharab kar

Main:- tu kya kar lega

K Dev:- yaar main toh keh raha tha tu iss ka rakshak hai aur ek rakshak hamesha sath rehta
hai yahi dharam hai

Main:- tu ab mujhe dharam sikhayega

K Dev:- yaar usse le chal na woh tujhse pyaar karti hai

Main:- han main toh paka hua aam hon na jo har koi chus lee aur pyaar kab hua

K Dev:- uss ne jaisa kiss kiya uss se toh laga woh tera intezar kar rahi thi

Main:- serious ho kar kya tu sahi keh raha hai

K Dev:- (mann main) yeh saala toh senti ho gaya

K Dev:- bhai sahi main aisi kashish thi uski kiss main jaise lag raha tha ki woh tere liye
janmo se pyassi hai meri ako main ansu aa gaye

K Dev:- tujhe kya ho gaya hai

Main:- yaar in sabka pyaar dekh kar mere ankhe bahar aati hain

K Dev:- (mann main) teer sahi ja raha hai

K Dev:- yaar soch uss ne bina soche samjhe tujhe apni shaktiya de di jaha tere bhai bhi
tere sath nahi hai dekh ek anjaan ladki ne yeh sab kiya tere liye aur tu ne uska dil dhuka
diya

Main:- tu sahi keh raha hai kitni pyaari hai na

K Dev:- han woh toh hai toh kya socha hai

Main:- chal ab andar aa ja woh mere andar aa gaya main wapas uske pas gaya
Aditi:- kya main aapke sath thodi dur chalu

Main:- kya matlab

Aditi:- aap ke sath nahi ja sakti toh kam se thoda se time toh bita hi sakti hon

Main:- arre thoda kya pura time bita lo tum mere sath chal rahi ho

Aditi:- kya sacch sach bol rahe ho ohh main pagal ho jaongi jinke bare main itna kuch suna
aaj unke sath rahungi ohh kya yeh sacch hai woh mere gale lag gayi aur mere face ko
chumne lagi

Main:- arre arre bas bhi karo itna bhi khaas nahi hon

Aditi:- woh sab kuch toh logo aur apni family se sun hi chuki hon

Main:- acha ab chale kahi tum mujhe yahi kha na jao main usse lekar ghar ke bahar teliport
hokar aaya

Main:- dekho tumhe yaha yeh kehna hai ke tum meri dost ho aur hum RAW ke mission
par mile the

Aditi:- thek hai

Main:- par ek dikhat hai

Aditi:- kya

Main:- tum na kuch jyada hi khobsurat lag rahi ho

Aditi:- iss main mera kya kasoor

Main:- han woh bhi sahi hai chalo main usse ander lekar aaya

Mousi:- arre kaha chala gaya tha sabne nashte par kitna intezar kiya aur yeh kon hai

Main:- woh meri dost hai cataakk Saloni di ne jor ka thapaad mere gaalo par mara

Main:- aa kya hua didi kyu mara

Payal:- tera dimag thikane par hai yaa nahi

Saloni:- han nahi aapko kya

Main:- Payal didi aap hat jao inhe gusse main kuch nahi sujhta

Maa:- han beti tu hat ja agar isse rokegi toh yeh khud ko nuksaan pahucha degi
Main:- arre baat toh bata phir marti rehna aur bhagne laga

Saloni:- dekh chup chaap khada ho ja warna acha nahi hoga

Main:- aap woh pot niche rakh do didi ne khich kar mara main niche beth gaya

Dad:- Dev itna mat dar behan hai biwi nahi samjha chal khada ho aur mardo ki tarah
samna kar

Main:- han jaise aap maa ka karte ho na wahi toh kar raha hon

Masoom:- rehne do na didi

Saloni:- tum chup betho woh pehle mera bhai hai baad main kuch aur

Main:- arre didi bas bhi karo dekho na meri dost aayi hai sab Aditi ki taraf dekhne lage aur
Devika meri taraf Devika mujhe ishare karne lagi maine face udhar kar liya

Maa:- yeh kitni sunder hai ekdum pariyo jaisi lag rahi thi yeh sun kar Devika ne ajeb sa
face bana liya jaise uska koi competitor aa gaya ho

Aditi:- nahi mummi ji aisa kuch nahi mera dimag hil gaya iski awaaj ko kya hua

Mousi:- beta kya naam hai tumhara

Aditi:- ji mera naam Aditi hai maa pyaar se mujhe Adaa kehti hai sab jaise nashe main usse
dekh rahe the aisa kya ho raha tha pata nahi

Payal:- aapki awaaj main kitni mithas bhari hui hai Arav uske pas aa kar

Aarav:- Adaa ji aap kya lengi thanda ya garam

Main:- oye thande kya kar raha hai

Arav:- chup ho dekh nahi raha baat ho rahai hai

Janu:- aa yahi hon chilla kyu rahe ho

Main:- isse lekar room main jao

Janu:- chaliye Aditi ji woh uske sath chali gayi aur sab sar pakad kar beth gaye

Maa:- kya ho gaya tha abhi aisa lag raha tha jaise main kisi jaant main aa gayi thi kamal ki
awaaj thi uski

Arav:- han aunty abhi tak mere kanno main ek hi awaaj gunj rahi hai Adaa
Saloni:- Dev mere sath aao aur aap log kuch kaam bhi kar lo

Mousi:- arre main to bhul gayi itna saara kaam pada hai main unke sath gaya

Main:- han bolo kya baat hai

Saloni:- kal Janu ke room main kya hua tha

Main:- kk kuch bhi nahi

Saloni:- dekh tujhe pata hai main abhi gusee main hon jaldi bol

Main:- batata hon thapaad nahi hua ye ke #### maine sari baate bata di Aditi wali chod
kar ke ladayi hui uss se issi liye late ho gaya (thoda sa jhutt)

Saloni:- toh pehle kyu nahi bola bina baat ke gaal laal kara liya dikha jara

Main:- arre didi mujhe kahi nahi lagi

Saloni:- maaf kar dena mujhe tujhe sabke samne mara par mera gusaa kabhi kabhi jyada
ho jata hai

Main:- par ek chiz common hai

Saloni:- kya

Main:- meri kutayi

Saloni:- kaha na sorry

Main:- acha ab main chalta hon kuch khane ko lao

Saloni:- chal laati hon main waha se Janu ke room main gaya toh waha meeting bethi hui
thi

Kasish:- Adaa didi mera make up kar do na Ritu ka kitna acha kiya hai

Main:- kya ho raha hai

Devika:- nahi sehjaadi sahiba apni khobsurati ka honar dikha rahi hai

Kirti:- haan bhai inke hatho main jadu hai

Aditi:- didi aap bura kyu manti ho main bas aise hi Devika uth kar balcony main chali gayi
main uske piche gaya

Main:- kya hua jaan tum itni si baat ka bura maan gayi
Devika:- aapki wajah se main yaha ek dum simple bani hui hon warna dikha deti ke Parilok
ki khobsurati ka samna iss duniya main koi nahi kar sakta chahe woh prithivi ho yaa Hamsa

Main:- tumse sundér koi hai hi nahi aur Hamsa walo ka ek minute tumhe kaise pata ki yeh

Devika:- main janti hon kyuki apni awaaj se insan ko madhosh kar de woh Hamsa ka hi ho
sakta hai aap toh jante ho naa

Main:- arre main toh bhul hi gaya aur yaad bhi kaise rahega kuch hi ladaiyaa hi toh ladi
hai unke liye

Devika:- isse chup rehne ko kahiye warna yeh pore ghar ko apne peche laga legi aur aap
bhi iss se dur hi rehna samjhe

Main:- arre tum naraz mat ho tumhari jaisi biwi ho toh main kyu jaon

Devika:- hosiyaar banne ki koshishh mat karo aapka chehra bata raha hai ki aap dono ke
bich kuch toh hua hai

Main:- arre phone aa raha hai haan Arav bhai bata kya baat hai abhi aata honDevika mujhe
gusse se dekhti rahi kya hua tabhi mere kandhe par kisi ne hath rakha

Main:- (mann main) gayi naav pani main

Arav:- abe jara bahar chal kuch kaam hai

Main:- tu chal main aaya

Arav:- jaldi aa jaa

Devika:- aap mujh se baat maa muuu

Main:- aa ab aaya maja waise aaj honto ka taste ekdum strawberry jaisa hi hai

Devika:- acha kal ki kya thi

Main:- ek baar aur khila do na

Devika:- han le lo main uski kamar pakad kar kiss karne laga uss ne mera collar pakad liya
aur mujhe dhaka de kar bhag gaye maine honto se lipstick saaf ki aur niche Arav ke room
main aaya woh idhar udhar hath mal kar tehal raha tha

Main:- kya hua be itna pareshan kyu hai

Arav:- yaar kaise kahu tu khud itna pareshan hai

Main:- kya baat hai bol na itne main Arav ko phone aaya nahi bataunga aur phone cut kar
diya

Main:- abe hua kya hai uss ne mere kandhe par hath rakha

Arav:- arre yaar kuch nahi woh bas thoda mis understanding ho gayi hai tu ja main aata
hon ek do din jara kuch kaam hai aur bahar chala gaya

Main:- akhir isse hua kya hai abhi toh thek tha mujhe uski baate aur behaviour acha nahi
laga main Janu ke pas aaya

Main:- Janu jara yaha aana

Janu:- ji koi kaam hai main abhi busy hon

Main:- ek baar bola na idhar aoo

Pari:- kya hua aap gusaa kyu ho

Main:- arre aisa kuch nahi thoda se kaam hai

Janu:- tum log karo main aati hon woh mere sath balcony main aayi

Janu:- kya hua pareshan lag rahe ho

Main:- yeh Arav ko kya hua hai

Janu:- acha yeh baat maine bhi notice ki hai woh thoda jyada hi pareshan hai

Main:- haan aur abhi bol kar gya hai ke do teen din ke liye bahar ja raha hai

Janu:- mujhe ek baat par shak hai

Main:- kya hua hai

Janu:- uss din jis ladki ki photo nikalne ko apne kaha tha jab uske bare main maine baat ki
toh woh pareshan ho gaye

Main:- abhi tumhare phone main woh photo hai

Janu:- han maine tab se sambhal kar rakhi hai par aap ne mangi hi nahi

Main:- sorry main in sab main itna ulajh gaya hon ki kab kya karna hai pata nahi chalta

Janu:- aap bhi kya kar sakte ho musibate aap ka piccha chode tab na yeh lo yahi hai maine
photo dekhi
Main:- yeh to tumhari koi rishtedar hai na

Janu:- kaisi rishtedar aur main isse nahi pehchanti

Main:- iski bohat sari photos maine Arav ke phone main dekhi hain uss ne kaha ke koi
family ki hai

Janu:- nahi toh aisa kuch nahi par akhir isse hua kya hai tabhi mera phone ring hua

Main:- hello han sir

Mohan:- kya kar rahe ho

Main:- kuch nahi sir bas behan ki shaadi ki tayari ho rahi hai

Mohan:- dekho main kehna toh nahi chahta par ruk bhi nahi sakta bohat pressure hai

Main:- kya baat hai sir

Mohan:- ek baar tumse kaha tha ke yaha ki Police ki post tum sambhal lo

Main:- sir maine bhi jo kaha tha aap jante ho

Mohan:- par halat kharab hai humara DGP mara gaya hai

Main:- what yeh kaise hua sir

Mohan:- yahi toh pata lagana hai ki akhir hua kya hai

Main:- sir iss me main kya karu

Mohan:- humne tumhe ab naya DGP banaya hai

Main:- kya par sir

Mohan:- yaha jaldi aa jao koi par war nahi aur Arav ko lete aana uska phone murder ki
location par trace hua hai uss par shak hai par woh phone nahi uthata

Main:- ok sir abhi aata hon aur phone cut kar diya aur tv laga kar News 7 dekhne laga

Anchor:- sutroo se pata chal raha hai ki yeh murder kafi badi sajish ki chaal hai baki baato
ko jaanne ke liye Vilas ji ki ore rukh karte hain

Vilas:- (reporter) han toh Nisha ji (anchor) bataya ja raha hai ki yeh kafi socha samjha aur
plaaned murder hai jis main kisi private detective ke hone ki aashanka jatayi ja rahi hai
jaisa aap dekh rahe hain Suresh (killed DGP) ji ke jaga wale yaha gherabandi kiye hue hain
aur kayi sadko par jam hai

Nish:- dhnayavad Vilas ji toh dekha aap logo ne ke kaise aaj iss jagah par ek Police wala
bhi safe nahi hai maine tv band kiya aur sochne laga Janu ne niche beth kar mera hath
pakad liya

Main:- arre Janu utho usse kuch nahi hoga par woh gaya kaha woh janta hai ke mujh se
cup nahi sakta phir bhi didi isse sambhalo main kaam se ja raha hon

Shikha:- abhi toh aaya hai

Masoom:- bata toh do kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- bahar nachne ja raha hon chalogi befaltu ki baate kar lo bas

Masoom:- maine kya kiya

Main:- sorry woh thoda gussa aa raha hai tum sabka dhayan rakhna main aata hon koi
bahar mat jana main bike lekar waha se nikla raste main Akash aata hua dikha maine usse
roka

Main:- kaha ja raha hai

Akash:- tere pas hi aa raha tha

Main:- acha chal jara kuch kaam hai main usse lekar Police head quarter pahucha waha
jaise dhsahara ka mela laga hua tha jais taise hum andar gaye

Hawaldar:- aye kaha ghusse ja rahe ho chalo niklo

Main:- tamiz se kahi baad main pachtana na pade

Hawaldar:- abe do kodi ke insan tabhi usse ek thapaad pada

Mohan:- tumhe tamiz nahi hai senior se kaise baat karte hain

Hawaldar:- sorry sir par senior

Mohan:- sab pata chal jayega chalo tum press meet start hone wali hai aur yeh kon

Main:- mera dost hai sir

Mohan:- chalo phir woh mujhe ek room main le gaye aur uniform diya

Main:- sir kitne din se soch rakha hai ki wardi bhi banava di
Mohan:- kafi time se ab chalo phir hum ek hall main gaye jaha bohat se bade bade
reporter aur news chaanel wale the hum beth gye

Dcp:- main batana chahunga ki yeh meeting humne iss shahar ke naye DGP ke bare main
batane ke liye bulayi hai jo ki yeh hai Mr Dev sabne taaliya bajayi

Main:- yaha aane ke liye thanks main koi lecture na de kar aap sabke question ka jawab
hi dena thek samjhunga

Reporter 1:- sir mera sawal hai ki itni jaldi main yeh posting kyu

Main:- sawal ekdum behuda hai par phir bhi jaldi iss liye kyuki DGP ki chair khali hai sab
aapas main khusar fusar karne lage

Reporter 2:- sir kya apko lagta hai aap iss position ke liye thek hain

Main:- yaha koi mantri pad ka ticket nahi mil raha hai jo main sahi galat batau next

Reporter 3:- sir appko nahi lagta aap iss position ke liye under experience hain

Main:- toh kya experience bethe bethe kaha se aayega waise ap news 7 se hi hai na

Nisha:- (reporter3) ji sir

Main:- next

Reporter 4:- sir apko kya lagta hai ki unki hataya main uss detective ka hath hai

Main:- hath hai yaa pair woh sab baad main tabhi bahar se adami aaya aur woh Nisha ke
pas jakar usse kuch diya

Dcp:- yeh kya ho raha hai yaha

Nisha:- sorry sir hume pata chala hai ki uss detective ki behan se apka close relation hai

Main:- han toh uss se kya jo sacch hai wahi hoga

Nisha:- toh phir hum aap se yeh umid kaise rakhe ke aap unhe nahi bachaoge

Main:- toh tum bhi aa jana interogation room main sath maine tea pite hue kaha sab
hasne lage

Nisha:- par gunja

Main:- ek minute yeh mera personal cabin nahi hai jo aap hi sawal kare ja rahi ho wo ajeeb
se mouh bana kar beth gayi
Mohan:- dherre se iss ke mouh mat lago yeh Police walo ka bas naam kharab karti rehti
hai PM ki poti jo hai

Main:- aise logo ke nasse main dheeli kar sakta hon

Main:- next

Reporter 5:- sir kya aap kuch naya karne ab kyuki aapki baato se aisa lag raha hai

Main:- woh toh wakt bata dega par ek kaam hai jo main aap se kehna chahta hon ki aap
logo ko har cote se chotte jurm ka pata hota hai toh aap sab Police ki madad kare

Reporter 6:- sir par Police hum logo ki madad nahi karti

Main:- ab karegi aap sabki security ka dhayan rakha jayega jab aap sab humse judenge
tabhi humara kaam asan hoga

Nisha:- kya Police ke pas itna time hai

Main:- waise apka no kya hai dono sir mujhe ghurne lage jab ke baqi log baate karne lage
Nisha ko gussa aa raha tha

Nisha:- sir aap yeh galat baat kar rahe hain

Main:- kya galat kaha arre apne kaha na Police ke pas itna time hai toh hum apko unka
time table bhej denge toh no toh chahiye na sab log hasne lage

Reporter 7:- sir kya jaisa apka nature hai waisa apka kaam bhi hoga

Main:- means

Reporter:- matlab sir aap naya khon lag rahe ho

Main:- pehle toh aap sir mat boliye aap mere dad ke umar ke ho aur rahi baat naye khon
ki toh khon naya ho yaa purana bas imaandari aur lagan honi chahiye baki sab ho jata hai

Nisha:- sir

Dcp:- please no more questions

Main:- sir wait u carry on

Nisha:- aap kitne din main iss case ko solve kar denge

Main:- yeh koi pet kaam karne ki medicine ka ad meeting nahi soo please sit down phir
main sabke sath apne room main aa kar betha
Mohan:- dono aa jao

Main:- sir yeh dono yaha aur Police dress main

Mohan:- haan tumhari team bhi sath rahegi toh madad milegi par iss main ek ladke ki
kami hai

Nitika:- koi baat nahi dad hum sambhal lenge

Main:- yeh kya ho raha hai Miss Nitika yeh Police station hai apka ghar nahi

Nitika:- sorry sir

Main:- acha Jagpreet kaisi ho sab mujhe ghurne lage

Mohan:- hum chalte hain tum sab apna kaam karo par yaad rahe yaha kaam karne ka ek
system hai aur woh tum ache se jante ho

Main:- ok sir woh Dcp ko sath le kar waha se chale gaye

Main:- maine tumse kuch pucha

Jagpreet:- sir thek hon

Main:- acha Nitika jao case ki file lekar aao

Nitika:- ji sir abhi layi

Main:- bola mat karo woh mouh gira kar chali gayi main hasne laga

Jagpreet:- kya yeh majak tha

Main:- arre paglo tum logo se bhi kya sir bulwana par tum dono manti nahi ho

Jagpreet:- sir woh

Main:- yaar kitni baar kaha hai free raha karo

Jagpreet:- (mann main) aaj inhe kya ho gaya hai

Jagpreet:- toh Dev Akash hans pada

Jagpreet:- aap kon

Akash:- main iss ka dost hon

Main:- chal be saale

Jagpreet:- saala matlab

Akash:- matlab yeh meri behan ke husband hain aur kya

Main:- sab janti ho fir kyu puch rahi ho

Jagpreet:- woh Arav ka kya hoga

Main:- yaar teri tone ekdum change ho gayi hai

Jagpreet:- bas order follow kar rahi hon

Main:- acha hai karti raho aur main Arav ka dekhta hon

Nitika:- sir file Jagpreet bas ab rona band kar woh majak kar raha hai Nitika usse ghurne
lagi main bhi hairan tha itna jaldi itna free par jo bhi ho aap sun kar mera dimg mughloo
ke jamane main chala gaya tha par ab thoda sa relax hua

Maine:- sorry yaar Nitika woh bas thoda sa majak tha

Nitika:- koi baat nahi maine file dekhi

Main:- iski photo yaha kaise

Nitika:- maine sari baate pata ki hai toh pata chala hai ki murder ke kuch time pehle hi
yeh sir se milne aaya tha

Main:- oh my god aur yeh photo

Nitika:- yeh sir ki beti hai jo abhi lapata hai

Main:- tum dono jara bahar jao aur door band kar dena woh bina kuch bole chali gayi

Akash:- kya hua bhai

Main:- yaar yeh Black bird hai aur ladki ki tasvir maine Arav ke phone main dekhi hai

Akash:- Black bird kon hai maine usse sari baate batayien

Akash:- kuch samjh main nahi aa raha ke DPG ko mar ke usse kya milega

Main:- aur Arav bhi fas gaya par woh akhir karna kya chahta hai

Akash:- tu ghayab ho kar ja sakta hai na toh ja maine ankhe band ki par main ghayab nahi
ho paa raha tha

Akash:- kya hua yaar

Main:- pata nahi mujhe lagta hai ke uss par kuch kiya gaya hai jis se main usse dhund nahi
paa raha mera phone baja

Main:- hello kon

Black bird:- kya hua kya chonk gaye

Main:- saale main tujhe maar dunga

Black bird:- kyu be mirchi lagi na jab meri sena ko mara toh nahi socha mujhe kaisa lagega
badh main gayi ladkiya ab toh yeh jyada ho gaya

Main:- saale samne se aa na aise kya lad raha hai

Black bird:- uss main maja kaha hai maja toh jab hai jab tu apni shaktiyo se bhi mujhe
dhund na paye aur main tere sarre chahne walo ko ek ek karke rula kar maar do par iss
baar galti se meri wali hi royegi hahaha

Main:- saale tujhe jinda gaad dunga

Black bird:- abe kitno ki behno ko lapetega saala bolta hai ja jakar dundh apne Arav ko par
yaad rakhna abhi tere ghar se teri pyaari Dr Shikha mout ki taraf nikal rahi hai par tu usee
dhund nahi payega kyuki mere kaale jadu ke samne tu kuch bhi nahi hai hahaha

Main:- hello hello maine phone jeb main dala aur uniform main hi Akash ko lekar nikla
main waha se Akash ko lekar chal pada par kuch dur jakar mujhe dhayan aaya ki mujhe to
shaktiyan toh mil chuki hain to maine usse bike rokne ko kaha aur usse kas ke pakad liya
aur pankh phaila kar ud gaya main teji se ja raha tha aur mere dimaag main bas ek hi baat
thi ki mujhe bas kaise bhi karke Black bird se Shikha ko bachana hai chahe kuch bhi ho
jaye Akash ko dar lag raha tha phir achanak se mujhe Shikha dikh gayi jo car se aage badh
rahi thi aur uske pice ek truck aa raha tha main teji se aage gaya aur Akash ko side main
gira kar uss car ki taraf uda jaise hi main car ke paas pahuncha Black bird aaya aur usne
mere mouh par laat maari main udta hua ek ped se ja takraya main utha hi tha ke mujhe
Shikha ke chillane ki awaaj aayi main uss taraf aaya toh dekha side main car palti hui hai
aur thodi hi duri par Shikha uss se bahar nikalkar bachne ki koshish kar rahi hai main uske
paas jane hi wala tha ke uss ne Shikha ko utha liya

Main:- jab teri dushmani mujhse hai toh isse bich main mat laa iska iss se koi matlab nahi
hai
Black bird:- jab soch leta jab meri puri sena ko tune ek jhatke main khatam kar diya tune
shaktiyon ka istemal kiya na dekh ab main bhi ussi shaktiyon ka istemal karke teri puri
jindgi kharab kar dunga main uski taraf teji se ja kar uss ki gardan pakdi aur usse jungal ki
taraf fenk diya uske hath se Shikha chhuti toh maine hawa main uska hath pakad liya

Main:- mere sene se chipak jao dur mat hona

Shika:- thek hai uss ne mujhe kas ke pakad liya main jungal ki tarf badha jaise hi main
andar aaya mere kamar par laat padi main ek ped se takrane wala hi tha ki main mud gaya
aur pedo ko todta hua ek pathar se takraya

Shikha:- aa maaa woh behosh ho gayi uska hath cutne laga maine side ke ped se ek bail
utha kar usse bandh liya aur uski taraf badha hum dono ne ek dusre ko pakad liya humare
bich main Shikha thi uss ne mera kandha pakda aur Shikha ko laat marne hi wala tha ke
maine usse laat mar di hum dono hawa main opar jane lage main aasman ki taraf jane
laga aur Black bird niche thek alag alag dishaaon main ja rahe the maine talvaar nikali

Main:- sahakti wedha wanshak aur uski taraf chod di usne bhi apni talvaar nikali aur

Black bird:- kaal charm meri taraf chod di kuch hi time baad ham dono ki talvarre aapas
main takraai ek dhamaka hua jise pura jungal ek sunsan ilake main badal gaya uska to
pata nahi par main aur Shikha udte hue bohat dur ja kar ek gaddhe main gir gaye meri
kamar main tej dard ho raha tha maine uthne ki koshish ki

Main:- ohh aa yeh dard to meri jaan hi le lega

Maine hath piche kamar par lagaya waha par ek lakdi ka bada sa hissa meri kamar main
ghus gaya tha maine usse khinch kar bahar nikala mere ghaav to bhar gaye the lekin pata
nahi kyu ajib si thakaavat ho rahi thi jaise mera saara khon kisi ne chus liya ho main udne
ki koshish karne laga par thoda sa opar utha aur phir niche gir gya mere samjh main nahi
aa raha tha ke akhir kya ho raha hai tabhi waha par roshni hui yeh roshni jani pehchani
thi main samjh gaya tha ke yeh Guru ji ke aane ka sanket hai thodi hi der main woh prakat
hue

Guru ji:- shishy yeh tumne kya kiya tumne yeh thek nahi kiya iska bohat hi bada prabhav
tumhare sharir aur tumhare aane wali jindgi main pad sakta hai

Main:- Guru ji yeh sab itna jaldi hua ke mujhe kuch pata hi nahi chala ke maine kya kar
diya hai jaha tak mujhe lagta hai meri jaisi halat uski bhi hogi
Guru ji:- tum sahi keh rahe ho lekin tum dono ki talwarre aapas main takrane ki wajah se
ek nayi shakti ka ijaad ho gaya hai ab woh kiska sath de yeh keh pana mushkil hai

Main:- Guru ji iska koi to upaay hoga

Guruji:- tum to jante ho ke jab mahabharat hui thi tab bhi aisi hi pareshani aaye thi par
woh puri sriashti ke liye vipdaa ban jati issliye usse rok diya gaya par jab tumhari aur uski
kaali shaktiyan takrayi to ek nayi shakti ka janam hona sambhav hai

Main:- par Guru ji mere sharir ko kya ho raha hai

Guru ji:- vats ab tumhari madad main bhi nahi kar sakta aur na hi uski koi kar sakta hai ab
iss jungal se nikalne ke liye tumhe khud hi saahas karna hoga par yaad rahe yeh nara
bhakshiyon ka ilaaka hai

Main:- kya nara bhakshiyon ka ilaaka

Guru ji:- tumhari shaktiyan aur uski shaktiyan kuch samay ke liye baadit ho gayi hai jab
tak ki woh nayi shakti jiska nirmaan tum dono ki shaktiyon se hua hai woh samne na aa
jaye

Main:- par Guru ji mera itna bolne se pehle hi woh ghayab ho chuke the

K Dev:- buda saala din bhar aakar kaan pakata hai har baat ko aadha batayega aur chala
jayega

Main:- Guru ji ke bare main aisi baate mat kar

K Dev:- ghanta Guru ji jab aata hai tab kuch na kuch khaali pravachan de suna kar chala
jata hai kabhi bhi kisi bhi kaam ka samadhaan nahi batata abe mujhe to iss par shak hai ki
yeh Guru ji hai yaa filmo ki dubbing karne wala isse jyada to kisi flim ke trailer se pata chal
jata hai ki aage kya hone wala hai

Main:- jo Guru ji kahte hain sahi kahte hain unki baaton ko galat tarike se lena aur unka
apmaan karna hamare liye sahi nahi

K Dev:- abe to jab tu ne talvaar fenki thi tab aakar bhi to rok sakta tha jab sala laundiya
naach kar chali jati hai tab aata hai ki recording karni hai

Main:- yaar kaisi baaten kar raha hai tujhe aaj kya ho gaya

K Dev:- saara sharir dard ke marre akda ja raha hai aur tu keh raha hai ki kya ho gaya hai

Main:- keh to sahi raha hai mujhe bohat pyaas lag rahi hai gala sukh kar kata ho gaya
K Dev:- ab aage chalega kahi dekh yahan se bahar nikalne ka rasta to mile aur isko bhi
pata nahi kitni neend aa rahi hai kisne kaha tha bahar jane ko

Main:- chod na sab thek hoga main dhire dhire aage badhne laga main kafi der se chal
raha tha mujhe patto ke kad kadahat ki awaaj aane lagi jaise koi hamara picha kar raha
hai

Main:- kaun hai waha samne aao dekho main aankhri baar keh raha hon samne aa jao
acha nahi hoga tumhare liye waha se ek sundar si ladki nikli woh dhire dhire mere paas
aa gye

Main:- kaun ho tum aur yahan kya kar rahi ho

Ladki:- ham na ham na

Main:- arre bhai aage bologi kuch ladki ne mere opar calang laga di aur boli

Ladki:- tumhara khun pine aaye hon aur tumhara maans khane usne mere gardan par
apna daant gadaa diye maine usse pakad kar dur phenk diya aur apne gardan par hath
rakha

Main:- yeh saali akhir chij kya thi

K Dev:- abe tu ladkiyon ko dekhkar saala itna pigal kyu jata hai abhi uss buddhe ne bola
na ki yaha narabhakshi rehte hain

Main:- par yaar yeh narabhakshi to nahi lag rahi thi main langdata hua aage badhne laga
Shikha ke wajan se mujhe thakawat ho rahi thi tabhi mujhe pani ki behne ki awaaj aa rahi
thi mere jaan main jaan aayi chalo kam se kam pani to mila main uss awaaj ki taraf badhne
laga thodi hi dur pahunch kar dekha aage ek nadi hai mujhe thoda dhundla dhundla sa
chamak raha tha iss liye main apna sar baar baar idhar udhar kar raha tha ta ke mujhe
saaf dikh sake maine Shikha ko ek pathar ki side main leta diya aur samne dekha mujhe
kuch aisa najar aaya jise main na to kabhi soch sakta tha aur na hi kabhi socha kyu ke kuch
tha hi aisa samne mere jo shayad ek bhai ke liye dar ka karan bhi ho sakti thi ki akhir uski
behan itni raat main sunsaan ilake main kya kar rahi hai main issi kashmakash main tha ki
aage jakar uss se puchu ki woh yaha kya kar rahi hai ke tabhi mujhe pice se kuch awaaj
sunai di main patthar ke aad main cup gaya aur dekhne laga ki akhir wajah kya hai maine
dekha waha par kuch jaanvaron ka jhund aa raha tha jab woh paas aaye tab mujhe dar
laga ki kahi woh Neha ko kuch kar na de par shayad yeh mera weham tha mere kuch
sochne se pehle hi ek bhediya usse gira kar uske gaalon ko chaatne laga main bas dekhne
ke ilaawa kuch karne ki halat main nahi tha jaise mujhe yakin hi nahi ho raha tha yeh sacch
main mere aankhon ke samne ho raha hai main thoda se pice hone laga ki dusri side ho
jaon tabhi mera pair kisi lakdi par pad gaya sarre bhediyon ke kaan ek sath khade ho gaye
woh sab meri taraf dekhne lage aur Neha bhi par woh kuch boli nahi un main se ek bhediya
apni jeeb ferta hua meri taraf aane laga uske pice Neha bhi bhagti hui aa rahi thi woh jaise
hi mere karib pahuncha kisi dusre bhedia ne uski gardan ko mouh main bhara aur usse
dusri taraf phenk diya meri aankh chodhi ho gayi kyuki woh bhedia koi aur nahi meri
bahan meri sagi bahan Neha hi thi main wahi jam gaye kya jo aaj hua woh sacch mere
samne laane ke liye hua tha yaa kuch aur par jo bhi tha mujhe hairaan kar dene wala tha
aaj mujhe samjh aaya ki yeh meri baqi behno ki tarah kyu nahi hai woh dono ek dusre ke
charo taraf ghum rahe the

Main:- Neha ruk jaa

K Dev:- abe kya janwar kabhi insano ki baate sunte hain

Main:- yaha na koi janwar hai na koi insan yaha bas ek bhai behan hai

Main:- Neha aa gudiya rehne de yaha aa ja mere pas usne idhar udhar dekha aur phir meri
taraf aane lagi woh mere pas aa gayi main ghutno par beth gaya aur usse gale laga liya

Main:- meri gudiya tujhe kya ho gaya hai chal jaldi se sahi ho ja uss ne apna mouh merre
seene main ragadne lagi jaise mana kar rahi ho maine uski gardan ko sahlaya toh woh
necche beth gayi main usse pakad ke betha tha uska sar meri godh main tha woh soo gayi
(bhediya bane hue) itne main Shikha didi ko hosh aa gaya woh aankhen kholkar uthne lagi
pehle woh thodi der aise hi bethi rahi aur aankhon ko malne lagi phir uski najar mere opar
padi aur woh khush ho gayi lekin jaisi hi uski najar mere pairon par gayi to dar ke marre
kaanp gayi

Shikha:- Dev yeh tu kya kar raha hai

Main:- chup rahiye didi thoda dhire bolo meri behan so rahi hai

Shikha:- behan kya matlab behan main toh yaha hon

Main:- aap toh ho hi par yeh jo meri godh main leti hai na Neha hai

Shikha:- Dev tera dimaag to thek hai na kya befaltu ki baate kar rahe ho aur usse dur hatao
woh uthi aur mere paas aa gayi

Main:- dekho na didi kitne pyaar se so rahi hai

Shikha:- to sahi main paagal ho gaya thoda aram kar le ab tu ek jaanwar aur insano main
fark nahi samjhta

Main:- aa raha hai par mujhe yeh samjh main nahi aa raha ki yeh bhediya teri godh main
soyaa hi kyu hai yaa soi hai aur Neha yaha kaha se aa jayegi haan unki awaj se Neha uth
gayi woh Shikha ko ghurne lagi

Shikha:- yeh yeh mujhe kyu ghur rahi hai

Main:- bas karna Neha wapas thek ho ja woh mujhe main usse dekh rahe the tabhi samne
se ek ladki aaye aur hamare paas aa gayi

Ladki:- chal Neha wapas chal main tere kapde le aayi hon tu ab insan ban sakti hai Neha
uske sath chali gayi thodi duri par hi pedo ke pice chali gayi aur ham dono yahan par baithe
udhar hi dekh rahe the thodi der main Neha waha se wapas aaye aur sar jhuka kar mere
paas khadi ho gayi

Main:- ab yaha se ghar chal

Neha:- nahi bhaiya hum abhi ghar nahi ja sakte jaise subah hone wali hogi tab chalenge

Shikha:- kya matlab subah jayegi pehle ye bata tu yaha kya kar rahi hai ghar par sabko aise
hi chod kar chali aayi tabhi main kahu ki hamesha akele ki rahti hai jaha sari behne kaam
karti rahti hain yaa phir Dev ke sath ghumti phirti hain lekin yeh hamesha akeli rahti hai
aaj samjh main aaya ki iske pice kya kaaran tha

Main:- chup ho jao didi chup ho jao

Shikha:- kaise chup ho jaau kya tumhen gussa nahi aa raha ke tumhari behan raat ko ghar
codkar aise sunsaan ilaake main ghum rahi hai aur tumne abhi bataya ke yeh ek maanav
bhediya hai mujhe to shak ho raha hai ki yeh hamari Neha hai hi nahi koi aur hai

Neha:- nahi didi aisa nahi hai main aap logon ki hi Neha hon

Main:- woh sab chodo agar hum yaha se bahar nahi nikal sakte to phir kaha jana hai

Ladki:- aaj raat aap log hamare kabile main ruk jaye

Main:- yahi thek rahega par aaj mujhe sab sacch jaanna hai akhir yeh sab kya hai

Neha:- ji bhaiya main aapko sab bata dungi

Main:- ab wahi thek rahega ki tum mujhe sab sacch sacch bata do mujhe to abhi bhi yakin
nahi ho raha ki kya tune aisa kiya apne bhai se cupaya
Shikha:- nahi Dev hamari Neha nahi hai woh to bohat hi pyaari si thi yeh badal chuki hai

Main:- sahi keh rahe ho didi aap badal hi gayi hain

Neha:- chillate hua haan haan main badal gayi aur iska karan aap hain keval aap mere
opar to bijli hi gir gayi

Shikha:- kya bol rahi hai kuch soch samjh kar bola kar

Neha:- soch samjh ke bol rahi hon

Neha:- nahi didi aap jaisa soch rahi ho waisa nahi hai inke liye sab ke paas time hai Pari ke
liye Ritu ke liye Kirti ke liye Sanjana ke liye bas nahi hai toh mere liye aur aapke sath toh
ek saal rah chuke hain

Shikha:- chillate hue Neha chup ho ja kya bol rahi hai tu maine unki taraf hath kar ke kaha
chup raho usse bolne do

Neha:- bhai aap jab se waha se aaye ho apne ek baar bhi aisa din bitaya ho ki jab mere
paas aaye ho mujhse baaten ki ho yaa mere sath kuch pal bitaya ho akele aap kahenge ke
main to sabko sath lekar gaya tha ghumne

Main:- han woh toh hai

Neha:- han par waha bhi aap ne jo kuch bhi diya sabke sath diya mere liye kabhi kuch
special nahi baki sabke liye special

Main:- gudiya tum mujhe galat samjh rahi hai

Ladki:- yeh galat nahi samjh rahi aur aap uska dhayan dete to aaj shayad yaha iss halat
main na hoti

Main:- kya yeh sab mere kaaran hua hai

Neha:- haan yeh sab aap ke kaaran hi hua hai aapko to shayad yeh bhi nahi pata hoga ki
jab aap so jate the to main baalakhane main baithakar roti thi

Main:- tu to mere sath hi so jati thi naa

Neha:- dekha maine kaha tha aapko mere bare main kuch nahi pata uss din jab aap
Istanbol gaye the tab sab se baat kar li Pari se aur bhi kayi logon se ki hogi mujhe nahi
pata par apne mujhse ek baar bhi kuch nahi kaha kya bata sakte hain ki aaj tak apne mere
phone par kitni baar call ki hogi main iss baat par kuch bhi nahi bol sakta tha kyuki shayad
woh sahi bol rahi thi maine aaj tak ek singal call bhi uske phone par nahi ki thi
Neha:- kyu kyu yaad nahi aa raha na uss din mujhe itna gussa aaya roti hui jungal ki taraf
aa gayi yaha par mujh par bhediyon ke jhund ne hamla kar diya

Ladki:- hum to shikaar par the shayad hum isse uss din maar hi dete agar woh
bhavishyvaani na hui hoti ki isse juda koi ladka hum sari bhediyoo ki jati ka agla raja hai
par aaj tak pata nahi lag paye ki akhir woh hai kaun humare katne ki wajah se yeh bhediye
main badal gayi kabhi kabhi hamse mil liya karti hai meri sab se achi dost hai main waha
se utha aur nadi ki taraf badh gaya sahi bataun to uski baaton ne mere dil par bohat badi
chot laga di par shayad woh sacch bhi ho sakti hai ho sakta hai ki maine uss par dhayan
nahi de paya sab kuch to diya par unhe time nahi diya aage bhadkar pani piya thoda
thandak mili sharir ko par abhi bhi uski kahi baaten mere dimaag main ghum rahi thi aapki
wajah se hua hai sab kuch thodi der baad Shikha didi mere paas aakar baith gayi

Shikha:- tu uski baaton par dhayan mat de tune sabke liye sab kuch kiya

Main:- aap bhi mujhe maaf kar dena aap mujhse badi ho aur main aap ka naam lekar
aapko bulata hon aadat ban gayi thi par kuch aadat chhut hi jaye to acha hai

Shikha:- tu uski baato ko serious kyu le raha hai

Main:- baate chahe kuch bhi ho par kahi na kahi uski baaton main sachai to hai main ab
apne gharvalon se jyada baki chijo par dhayan dene laga hon

Shikha:- yahi jindgi hai kuch bhi aap nahi keh sakte ki aage kya hone wala hai

Main:- maine dushmano ko itna yaad kiya ke aaj apne mujh se itne dur ho rahe hain meri
aankhon main aansu aa rahe the meri aankho ke sath sath dil bhi ro raha tha akhir maine
kaisi Neha ko bhula diya

Shikha:- kyu ro raha hai mat ro usse baat kar tabhi tujhe acha lagega

Neha:- bhaiya bhaiyaa maine pice mud kar dekha to Neha mere pice khadi thi uski bhi
aankhon se aansu nikal pade main yeh dekh kar jhat se khada ho gaya aur uske paas aaya

Main:- are paagal kyu ro rahi hai kya ho gaya

Neha:- bhaiyaa mujhe maaf kar do mujhe aisa nahi bolna chahiye tha

Main:- paagal aisa kuch nahi hai aur uske aansu poce

Main:- are kaha hai tujhse koi baat nahi hai meri galti ke liye tu kyu ro rahi hai

Neha:- bhaiyaa aap aise mat boliye

Shikha:- pehle rula deti hai aur phir kehti hai aisi baaten mat karo

Main:- nahi didi main kisi ko bhi time nahi de pata hon

Neha:- bhaiyaa apni choti bahan ki bhul samjh kar maaf kar do naa

Main:- maana ki mujhse galti hui sab kuch hua maine tumse baat ki na tumse mila jo bhi
ho par apne mujhse itna bada sach cupaya

Neha:- arre bhaiyaa aapko yeh khon kaise nikal raha hai

Main:- dekh Neha baato ko ghumane ki koshish mat kar mera khon kyu nikal raha hai kya
nikal raha hai yeh sab itna jaruri nahi

Neha:- aap kaisi baaten kar rahe ho aapka khon kya aapka to har ek aansu kimati hai

Main:- soch jab mera ek aansu itna kimati hai to tum meri uss behan ke aansu kitne kimat
bata saki ho jise main apni jaan se jyada pyaar karta hon

Main:- jaruri nahi ki agar aap kisi se pyaar karte ho to usse bataya jaye are bachpan se
mere itna karib koi nahi raha jitna tum dono ho haan woh baat alag hai ki maine Pari ko
jyada pyaar diya par iska yeh matlab nahi ki tum usse alag tarike se lene lago Shikha ki
Ritu ki Kirti ki Sanjna ki Kashish ki baat alag rahi woh hamesha mere aas paas mandraati
rahti thi mujhse baaten karne ke liye mere paas aati mujhe batati ke kya chahiye kya nahi
par tu bas ek do baaten bolti thi mujhe lagta shayad samjhdaar ho rahi hai par tune to ek
alag hi duniya bana li apni kya jawab dunga main maa ko agar unhe yeh sab pata chala to
woh kahengi ditkhaar hai aise bhaai par jo itni shakti lekar bhi apni behan ka dhayan nahi
rakh sakta Neha niche baith gayi aur mere pair pakad liye bhaiyaa please maaf kar do na
mujhe han maa ko iss bare main kabhi pata nahi chalega

Main:- haan haan kaise pata chalegaa sarre kaam to tum raat main karti ho na sab apne
kamre main so rahengi aaraam se ki hamare bache sab thek hai thek nahi hoga to mera
beta sambhaal lega Dev par yaha yeh saaraa ghar baar sab chod kar yaha andheri raat
main bhediya banakar ghum rahi hai

Shikha:- Dev sambhalo apne aap ko tumhara gussa badh raha hai

Neha:- bhai please mujhe maaf kar do

Main:- kahe ka bhai tu ne to mujhe apna bhai samjha hi nahi tune mujhe unhi ki gintiyon
main laa diya jinki wajah se ham apna ghar codkar aa ab unmain aur mujh main koi fark
nahi hai chod mere pair ko mujhe tujhse koi baat nahi karni
Shikha:- Dev tum usse samjhne ki bajaye daant kyu rahe ho woh bhi na samjh hai galti ho
jati hai

Main:- har koi pata nahi kya banna chah raha hai har koi mujhse kuch na kuch cupa raha
hai udhar wo Arav ka bacha pata nahi kis ladki ke liye kis chakkar main phas gaya hai aur
yeh kutta Black bird pata nahi kaha se meri jindgi main tufhaan laaya akhir main karu kya
didi ki shaadi ke bare main kuch kar nahi paa raha hon aur na hi kisi aur ko time de pata
hon aur aaj pata lag raha hai maine apni behno ko bhi time nahi diya agar aapki koi bhi
baaten hain to woh bhi bata dijiye aaj sab ki shikaayten ho jaye

Shikha:- baat to Neha ne bilkul sahi kahi hai

Main:- kya kya bola apne

Shikha:- akhir aisa kya hai ki sab tumhare hi pice kyu pade rahte hain sari musibten
tumhare pice kyu aati hai kisne kaha tha RAW agent banne ko bataao kisne kaha tha main
to khud codne wali thi jab pata chala tum mere bhai ho khud ko rok liya kyuki mujhe koi
pareshaani nahi thi waha se nikalne main bas mujhe dr ke hissab se hi waha rakha gaya
tha aur thodi bohat knowledge thi tumne ek gang banaa di matlab koi aur naam nahi
milaa tha tumhen jokar gang aisa lag raha hai ki koi jaise kisi circus wale ka naam

Main:- aapka dimaag to kharab nahi hai na kaisi faaltu ki baaten kar rahi ho

Neha:- main janti hon didi aap power ko change karnaa chahti ho par aap pehle wale Dev
ko to janti ho na woh na kisi ki sunte hain na kisi ko bolne dete hain

Shikha:- woh wala Dev ho yeh yeh wala Dev tujhe kuch nahi kahega

Main:- kyu nahi kahunga aisa kya kar diya iss ne

Shikhab:- are bachi hai galti ho jati hai Shikha chillate hua Dev

Main:- sorry sorry mera woh mera kahne ka matlab woh nahi thaa

Shikha:- mujhe ache se pata hai iska matlab kya hota hai unho ne mujhe pice hataya aur
khadi ho gye

Shikha:- achi tarah se samjh gayi hon tumhare kehne ka kya matlab tumhare kahne ka
matlab hai ki apni behan apni hi hoti hai yahi matlab hai na tumhara

Main:- arre nahi aisa koi matlab nahi hai galti se phissal jata hai kabhi kabhi
Shikha:- jo dil main hota hai wahi jubaan par aata hai main kaisi baaten kar rahi hon aap
to janti ho na gusse main main to kuch bhi bol jataa hon kuch bhi woh aage ki taraf badh
gayi main ab aap kaha ja rahi ho Shikha yaha meraa kya hua yaar kya musibat hai yeh 1k
chaltaa nahi dusraa pahle apnaa prograam lekar shuru ho jate hai maineha ko ungli
dikhahata hua Neha se tujhse to main baad main baat karunga ja apne doston se milne
jaa

Neha:- nahi main aapko codkar nahi jaongi

Main:- chilla kar kaha na yaha se chali ja

Ladki:- Neha tum yaha se chalo jab inka ka gussa shaant hoga tab baat kar lena wo rote
hua uski uske sath chali gayi main jakar Shikha didi ke pice khada ho gaya

Main:- sorry didi galti ho gayi maaf kar do

Shikha:- chala ja aaj tumne mera dil dukha diya

Main:- arre mujhe itna gussa aa gaya tha aap baar baar uski side le rahi ho usse galti hue
par aap uska sath de rahi thi daantna to banta hai na phir se kabhi koi galti karegi abhi
yeh hua uske sath kuch aur bhi ho sakta hai

Shikha:- tum kya har kisi ki jindgi thek kar sakte ho jab mere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaha toh
main samjhi shayad tum sahi ho tum mujhe kabhi galat nahi samjhoge aur aaj tumne bhi
mujhe paraaya kar diya

Main:- (mamn main) yaar yaar koi to idea dimaag main aye inki narajgi dur karne ka

Main:- didi woh dekho chaand ki roshni kitni achi lag rahi hai pani ke andar

Shikha:- Dev maine kahaa na yaha se chale jao main koi bachi nahi jo tum mujhe chaand
ki roshni dekhakar mana loge K Dev mere mann main bola

K Dev:- bol to main sambhal kar dikhaun

Main:- kya tu inko sambhal lega

K Dev:- abe maine to Jean aur Aditi ko tere kabje main la diya aur kya sabut dun

Main:- woh alag maamlaa hai yeh alag maamlaa hai samjhe

K Dev:- maamlaa chahe woh ho yeh chahe koi aur ladkiyon ko ek bhasha aati hai pyaar ki
aur apni tarif ki
Main:- hat haraamkhor saale kahaan hai na behno se koi cedkhaani nahi

K Dev:- ek baar try karke to dekh bhaai kya pata kuch mil jaye

Main:- matlab kya matlab tera mil jaye

K Dev:- arre mere kahne ka matlab hai maan jaye saale hamesha galat suntaa hai

Main:- teri baaten main ache se samjhta hon ki kya milne wale ki baat kar raha hai ya
maan jane ki

K Dev:- to try karke dekh na mujhse kyu bakwas kar raha hai jab Shikha didi ne dekha ki
main kuch nahi bol raha to unho ne pice palat kar dekha main turant bol pada

Main:- waise chand ki roshni main aapka chehra kitna sundar lag raha hai naa

Shikha:- kyu waise acha nahi lagta kya

Main:- nahi nahi lagta hai par chaand ki roshni aapke gaalon par pad rahi aapki aankhon
par pad rahi hai toh aapki khobsurati nikhar rahi hai

Shikha:- aur

Main:- aur aur aapke aapke baalon baalon se hoti hui yeh roshni aapko kano main kisi
heere ke jhumake ki tarah chamak rahi hai

Shikha:- mere paas aakar aur

Main:- aapki aankho ko yeh roshni ek nili jhil ki tarah bana rahi hai jise dekhne wale ko
aankho bas thandak milti rahe

Shikha:- tujhe bohat pata hai in sab chijon ke bare main itnaa gehraai main mat dekh nahi
to dub jaaega

Main:- nadi samne hai dubne ke liye

Shikha:- acha chal baith aaraam se baat karte hain phir ham dono nadi ke paas jakar
patthron par baith gaye

Shikha:- acha to yeh bata agar batana chahe to

Main:- kya bolo

Shikha:- tum sabse jyada pyaar kise karta ho

Main:- apni family se aur kis se

Shikha:- arre nahi buddhu love wala

Main:- sabhi se karta hon

Shikha:- nahi aisa nahi hota koi aisa ek hota hai special jo dil ke sabse karib hota hai

Main:- waise to sabhi mere dil ke sabse jyada karib hain par sabse jyada karib Devika aur
Komal hain

Shikha:- aur Komal ke liye to bade mane ge nahi

Main:- maanege to kisi ke liye nahi ab jo hoga dekha jayega lekin itna hai na main Komal
ko bhul sakta hon aur na hi kisi aur ko

Shikha:- par meri yeh samjh main nahi aata ki jab itni sari aur ladkiyan hain tere sath phir
baki ladkiyan kyu tere sath rehna chahti hain

Main:- to aap kya kehna chahti ho ki inhe mujhse bhi koi acha mil sakta hai

Shikha:- nahi woh baat nahi hai lekin tu samjh raha hai na jo main kahna chaah rahi hon
matlab aaj kal ke jamaane main aisa kaha hota hai ladkiyan to iss baat par murdar tak kar
deti hain

Main:- iss sab se unka pyaar bhi hai aur kuch meri shaktiyon ka

Shikha:- matlab

Main:- matlab yeh ki mere andar Mohini shakti hai koi bhi ladki aurat mere paas aa gye jo
mujhse jyada close hui to uss par mera hi nasha chaaya rahega

Shikha:- chalo tum raja ho jaadugar ho lekin yeh bakwaas lagta hai mujhe aisa kuch aur
dikhai nahi dega tumhare siva

Main:- maine yeh nahi kaha ki keval uss shakti ki wajah se mujhse pyaar bhi karti hain aur
main bhi usse utnaa hi pyaar karta hon usse jyada bhi karta hon

Shikha:- mere kahne ka matlab yeh hai ki agar maine tujhe kiss kiya to kya main tere liye
paagal ho jaongi

Main:- aisa ho saktaa hai yaa nahi hoga main kuch paka nahi keh sakta

Shikha:- iska matlab to chahtaa hai ke mujhe kiss karo main hadabada gaya yeh kya bol
rahi hai
Main:- nahi maine aisa nahi kaha main bas baat bata raha hon aapko ke apne jo pucha ke
kya aisa hota hai to main bata raha hon ki kya pata aisa ho sakta hai ab aap apne opar kyu
le kar ja rahe ho

Shikha:- mera to maana yahi hai ki woh sabhi tumse tahe dil se pyaar karti hain jaise ham
sab karte hain aur main bhi tere itna close rehti hon tum mujhe to kabhi aisa feel nahi hua
kuch

Main:- arre woh baar baar apne opar kyu le ja rahi ho arre nahi hua na aapko kyu hoga
aap meri behan ho

Shikha:- to kya main ladki nahi hon

Main:- nahi aisa nahi aap ladki ho khubsurat bhi ho par yeh galat hai maine aisa kuch nahi
kaha hai

Shikha:- waise hum dono sath main kaam karte hain to hamain yeh sab to pata hi hai to
baat karne main koi koi buraai thodi hai

Main:- aap ki baat sahi hai hum sab kuch jante hain ki kabhi kabhi kuch sabuton ka pata
lagne ke liye hamain sab kuch karna pad sakta hai

Shikha:- ek baar karke dekhna main bhi toh dekhu aisa kaun sa jaadu hai tere paas mere
to kaan khade ho gaye main unke chehre ko ghur raha tha

Shikha:- kya hua sharam aa rahi hai mujhe ladki hokar sharam nahi aa rahi toh tujhe ladka
hokar sharam aa rahi hai

Main:- aapko kaise pata maine Pari ko kiya tha

Shikha:- iska matlab tu ne usse kiss kiya na

Main:- yeh aapka mind game thek nahi hai

Shikha:- pyaar aur jang main sab jaayaj hai samjhe mr

Main:- kya matlab pyaar aur jang

Shikha:- iska matlab tum mujhse pyaar nahi karte

Main:- didi aapko kya ho gaya kaisi baatain kar rahi ho

Shikha:- tujhe kitni baar kaha hai mujhe akele main Shikha bola kar main koi bhudiya nahi
hon
Main:- kab bola aap ne yeh

Shikha:- ab bol rahi hon ab to sun le

Main:- Saloni didi aur aapka samjh main nahi aata aap ko hamesha dhamkati kyu rahti ho

Shikha:- jab tum jaise log ek baar main sunte hi nahi ho

Main:- aisi faltu ki baaten kaise sune jab aap keh rahi hai ki main aapko kiss karun

Shikha:- pareshaani kya hai pata nahi kyu aaj unki baato se saara sharir ekadam garam
garam se ho raha tha maine maathe se pasina poocha

Shikha:- itne thande mausam main tujhe pasina kyu aa raha hai kiss karne ko bola hai koi
shaadi karne ko nahi

Main:- didi chalte hain na woh Neha hamara wait kar rahi hogi

Shikha:- nahi wo koi wait nahi kar rahi hai tumhara aaj main jaan ke rahungi jo tumne abhi
kahaa wohi sacch hai ya jhuth

K Dev:- (mann main) sacch ho yaa jhuth saale ab tujhe padenge ghar par jute

Shikha:- kya hai kitna soch raha hai choti si chiz hai

Main:- nahi yeh mujhse nahi hoga unhone mujhe niche dhaka de diya

Main:- yeh kya kar rahi ho didi

Shikha:- phir didi unhone mera gala pakda aur pani main dubaa diya mera sar saala yeh
ladkiya na marva ke rahengi mujhe pehle emotional drama na suno to phir dhamki aur ab
to maarne par bhi aa chuki hain

Main:- guu guu 2 minute main thoda ajib sa lagne laga shayad wardi ki wajah se tha unho
ne meri gardan chodi

Main:- uu aah kya kar rahi ho didi unhone meri adhi fati wardi puri faad di

Main:- yeh toh hadd hai maine hath aage kiya mere kapde change ho gaye

Shikha:- kapdo ke sath mann bhi change hua ki nahi

Main:- pehle badla toh le luh maine unhe dono hatho se utha liya

Shikha:- nahi Dev nahi pani thanda hai main unhe lekar pani main kod gaya
Shikha:- ouuuch kitna thanda tumne mujhe geela kar diya

Main:- aapne meri wardi kyu faad di

Shikha:- toh kya ab badla loge

Main:- itna bhi gussa nahi hai par ab jyada ho raha hai mujhe apna boss banne par mat
majboor karo

Shikha:- toh ban jao na kis ne roka hai

Main:- chodo jane do main bahar nikalne laga toh unho ne mera hath pakad liya

Shikha:- pehle maine jo kaha woh karo

Main:- kya karu

Shikha:- kiss

Main:- tum manogi nahi toh yahi sahi maine unhe pakad kar khincha aur unki kamar kas
ke unke hoto ko chusne laga unho ne toh pehle dherre se mera gaal pakda tha par itani
tezi se mera face khichni lagi manoo kha jayengi mera hath kab unki back par chala gaha
pata hi nahi chala woh mere mouh main jeeb daal kar andar se meri gaalo ki skin ko lick
kar rahi thi maine aaj tak kisi ladki ko aise karte nahi dekha meri aur unki body haddh se
jyada garam ho rahi thi unho ne apne pair meri kamar par jakad liye main unke baalo main
ungli ghumata hua pani se bahar aa gaya maine unka face pakad kar khincha

Main:- bas bas karo nahi to mere honto par ungli rakhte hue shii kuch mat bolo mujhe
feel karne do woh mujhe fir kiss karne lagi maine phir hataya

Shikha:- please thodi der aur phir kabhi nahi kahugi

Main:- par aap jaise mere opar ho mujhse control nahi ho raha hai aur aap kuch jyada hi
kar rahi ho mere mouh main

Shikha:- kya karu sacch main tere andar jaadoo hai tujhe jo karna kar mujhe thodi dher
aur karne de aur mere honto ko jakad liya mera hath baar baar gaand par ja raha tha sach
main itna madhosh kar diya ki control nahi ho raha tha woh kabhi mere honto ko chusti
kabhi meri jeeb ko kabhi apne honto ko meri daath par phirati mano jaise main ko ice
cream hon mera control ab khatam ho gaya maine unke kapdo main hath daal kar peche
se gaand ko masalane laga un ki ankhe khul gayi kiss ruk gaya par mere hath nahi ruk rahe
the
Shikha:- yeh kya kar rahe ho mera dhayan toota maine jaht se hath nikal diya woh mujh
par se utar gayi

Main:- sorry woh bas main control nahi kar paaya maine aap se pehle hi mana kiya tha

Shikha:- (mann main) kafi late kar diya control khone main agar main bahana na karti toh
yeh mujhe cuta hi nahi

Main:- (mann main) K tu ne yeh thek nahi kiya

K Dev:- woh kya komal aur sunder jism hai rukna nahi chahiye tha

Shikha:- kya soch raha hai

Main:- yahi ki kitna soft hai

Shikha:- kya

Main:- kk kuch nahi

Shikha:- kya soft hai

Main:- arre woh aa main niche gir gaya woh bhagti hue mere pas aayi

Shikha:- Dev Dev kya hua tum chikhe kyu

Main:- aa kuch nahi aa mere gardan unho ne mera hath hata kar dekha

Shikha:- iss se toh khon nikal raha hai yeh toh kisi animal ke bite jaisa hai

Main:- kuch karo didi nahi toh main mar jaonga

Shikha:- main kya karu

Main:- Neha ko bulao mera pet Shikha jor jor se chillane lagi Neha Neha Neha

Shikha:- Dev lagta hai woh yaha nahi par yeh ho kya raha hai main utha aur jakar pani
main apna face dekhne laga

Main:- yeh kya ho raha hai mere chehra itna laal kyu ho raha hai tabhi Neha bhagti hui
kuch logo ke sath aaye

Neha:- kya hua didi aap chilayi

Shikha:- Dev ko kuch ho raha hai main thodi dur jakar ek ped ke niche sar jhuka kar beth
gaya aur badbadane laga Neha bhagti hui mere pas aayi
Neha:- bhaiya kya ho gaya opar dekho maine uski taraf dekha

Neha:- bhaiyaa kya hua

Main:- Neha mujhe bacha le main mar jaonga yeh dard Neha ke ankho main aansu aa gye
uss ne mujhe apne gale lag laga liya

Neha:- kuch nahi hoga aap ko yeh khon Samali Samali yaha aa jaldi

Ladki:- Samali

Samali:- kya hua hai

Neha:- yeh dekh

Samali:- yeh yeh toh adamkhor ke katne ke nishan hain

Neha:- toh kya hoga

Samali:- bachana muskil hai

Neha:- aisa mat bol

Samali:- ek rasta hai agar tu inhe bhi bhediya bana de par main keh nahi sakti ki yeh kya
ban jaye par han bach jayenge

Shikha:- yeh mar nahi sakta itni chote se ghav se iss ke pas shaktiya hai

Neha:- han Samali

Samali:- mujhe nahi pata agar mare nahi toh adamkhor jarur ban jaye ga aur agar inke pas
shaktiya hai toh yeh hum sabko maar denge

Neha:- phir main kya karu

Samali:- tujhe inhe kaatna hoga aur hamari jati main milana hoga

Shikha:- jaldi kar mere Dev ko kuch nahi hona chahiye Samali Shikha ko ghurne lagi

Main:- Neha kaat le main nahi chahta ki begunaah logo mere hatho se mar jaye Neha ne
apne aansuo ko pocha aur

Neha:- I am sorry bhai aur uska face change ho gaya bhediye ke face main uss ne meri
gardan ko jakad liya
Main:- maa maaa aa bachao Shikha didi ke ankho se aansu beh rahe the unho ne mera
hath pakad rakha tha mere naankhun unke hatho main ghus rahe the

Shikah:- Neha usse dard ho raha hai

Samali:- aap saant raho woh thek kar degi Neha hati aur mere seene main daanth gaad
diya uska daant mere dil ke andar ghuss gaya mere ankhe band hone lagi mera hath dhela
pad gaya

Shikha:- Dev Dev Dev utho Dev utho tum mujhe chod ke nahi ja sakte Neha dur haati uska
face wapas thek ho gaya wo boli didi saant raho woh bas behosh hai Shikha didi ne usse
thaapad jad diya main Dr hon mujhe mat sikha Dev ki nabj band ho gayi hai tu ne usse
maar diya hai

Neha:- Samali aap yaha betho hum aaye abhi kahi mat jana main kuch lekar aati hon woh
dono chali gayi Shikha didi mera sar godh main rakh kar rone lagi unke aansu mere gaal
par gir rahe the

Shikha:- hey bhagwan kya yahi tera insaaf hai jiske liye maine itni beizzati jheli tu ne usse
mujh se chin liya har baar mere sath dhokha kiya pehle issko ladkiyo main fasa diya jo
shayad isse samjhti hi nahi yeh toh kisi ke bhi aansu dekh kar pigal jata hai log isse
hamesha galat samjhte hain par main janti hon yeh chahta toh shayad aaj hi sabke sath
haade par kar ke kuch bhi kar sakta tha par isse pata hai ki aage kuch bhi ho sakta hai
tabhi sab se bachta rehta hai aur apne iss ke itne bade tayag ek dard naak mout aaj se
main na puja karungi na aarti mere cells regenrate hone lage mere dil ki naase dherre
dherre thek hone lagi mujhe ek sapna dekha ke main betha ek file check kar raha hon

Ek chota bacha:- papa aaj bahar chalo na

Main:- arre beta abhi nahi kaam hai mujhe

Ladka:- nahi papa aur woh mouh fula kar beth gaya

Shikha:- aarre papa ka beta naraz ho gaya chalo mummi le chalengi

Ladka:- nahi mummi aap nahi aap datti ho

Main:- acha idhar aa mere sher woh mere pas aaya maine usse godi main le liya

Shikha:- yeh bigad gaya hai

Main:- beta kiska hai

Shkkha:- bas bete ko payar karo hume nahi

Main:- arre meri jaan tum ab iss se jal rahi ho

Ladka:- mummi toh kehti hai aap romiyo ho

Main:- acha aapko kis ne kaha yeh sab

Ladka:- woh papa yeh Masoom maa se keh rahi thi

Main:- acha toh yeh hota hai mere peche

Shikha:- toh galat kya kaha humne

Ladka:- papa romiyo kya hota hai

Main:- puch mat har tarf se jutte padte hain

Ladka:- phir main kabhi romiyo nahi banunga hum dono hasne lage

Main:- acha mat bana uss ne phir mouh gira liya

Main:- ab kya hua

Ladka:- aap nahi lekar jaoge naa

Main:- arre udas mat ho le chalunga ab khush

Ladka:- ye maja aayega papa main chalu massi bula rahi thi maine usse utar diya aur woh
chala gaya Shikha mere paas aayi aur boli bete ko kyu nahi bataya ki romiyo ke idhar bhi
maje aur udhar bhi maine usse bed par dhaka de diya aur uske opar aa kar uski gardan
par ungli pherne laga

Shikha:- aap aise kyu madhosh karte ho ohh usne bed sheet ko muthi main bich liya

Main:- tumhare honto ke jaam ko nashila bana raha hon

Shikha:- dherre karo kahi jahar na ban jaye maine uske honto ko khicha

Shikha:- oouc dard hota hai dhiree se

Main:- itni jaldi dard

Shikha:- huuh issi dard ke liye kitne dard jhele hain maine uske honto se hont mila diye
mera sapna tut gaya main samjh nahi paya iss samaye yeh sapna meri ankhe khul gayi
dekha toh main jagal main pada hon aur Shikha didi ki aansu mere aankho par gir rahe hai
aur unka hath mere hath maini hai maine jaht se unka hath chod diya Shikha didi ankhe
band kiye bole ja rahi thi

Shikha:- kash tumahri jagah meri jaan chali jati kaash main bata pati ke maine tumhe kitna
chaha hai kash main keh pati I love you aaj meri zindagi ka sabse acha din tha ke tumhe
main feel kar payi par ab tumhare sath main apni zindgi khatam kar dungi

Main:- didi didi kya hua aap roo kyu rahi ho

Shikha:- kyu na rou tabhi unka dhayan tuta Dev Dev tum thek ho gaye woh mere face par
betahasha kiss karne lagi

Main:- bas karoo aa mera sharir phir akadne laga

Shikha:- Nehaaa Neha ne peche mud ke dekha main hawa main opar ho gaya tha

Neha:- bhai ko yeh kya hua

Sardar:- pata nahi aisa humne kabhi nahi dekha main thodi dur ja kar gir gaya dono mere
tarf bhage par Neha ke sath aaye logo ne unhe pakad liya

Main:- aa ohh mera sar mera sar mujhe apne sar main aise laga jaise train ki aawje baj
rahi ho mera shair akadne laga mer hatho ke baal aur haddiya badhne lagi mera face
change ho raha tha mere pore shair par baal hi baal ho gaya dard itna ke maano koi mere
andar hath daal kar sab kuch nikal raha hai maine idhar udhar dekha toh mujhe pedo aur
mountains ki top dikhayi de raha tha kya main hawa main hon maine ass pas dekha toh
bird mujhe kisi pin ki tarha dikh rahi thi maine jaise hi apne hath ki taraf dekha

Main:- nn nahiii mere chillane se waha niche khade log hawa main udate hue dur gire
Neha Shikha aur unke sath ke log pani main girre Sardar aur Samali ek ghaddhe main girre

Sardar:- kya bala hai yeh

Samali:- kya pata mahraj samjh main nahi aa raha

Samali:- maharaj ho sakart hai yeh bhi Neha se judde hon par in main hamari jati ki khobi
nahi lagti main phir chillaya kyu ke main apne hi sharir se dar raha tha Sardar dar ke marre
pathar ke peche bhaga yeh kahi khade khade mera na nikal de main doudta hua kud gaya
nadi ke opar se sab mujhe idhar udhar doudte dekh rahe the main bhagta hua pedo ko
todata hua aage badh raha tha aur akhir kar road par aa aagaya maine chalang lada di toh
ek mall ke bahar tha poncha sab heraini se mujhe dekh kar meri photo khich rahe the
mere waha aa jane se waha hala mach gaya log idhar udhar bhagne lage mujhe khon ki
khushboo aa rahi thi mann kar raha tha ke sabka khon pi jaon main khud ko rok nahi paa
rha tha maine ek ladke ko utha liya

Ladka:- mummi bachao papa bachao eeeee chodo gande beast mujhe maine usse niche
rakh diya sab mujhe herani se dekhne lage ke ek khatarnak werewolf ne bache ki baat sun
li ab mujhe neend jaisi aane lagi main girne hi wala tha ki ek red goli mere seene par padi
main mall se takraya woh toh acha tha ki kinare se takraya warna kafi log mar jate mujhse
itna bada sharir samabha hi nahi ja raha tha maine opar dekha toh samne Black bird tha

Black bird:- abe main yaha uss Dev ke bache se lad raha hon taaki yaha raaj karu ab tu kon
hai

Main:- sun be par mere mouh se pata nahi kaisi awaaj aa rahi thi

Black bird:- aaj in logo ko inke naye bhagwan se milwata hon uss ne power ball ek family
ki tarf chod di maine hath aage kar diya woh mere hath se takrayi aisa laga jase koi
gudgudi hui Black bird hawa main udta hua mujhe chitti jaise lag raha tha maine usse ungli
se mara jaise caarom board main striker woh pata nahi kaha ghayab ho gaya par mujhe
khon ki khusbu pareshan kar rahi thi main waha se bhaga jidhar Black bird ko mara tha
main bhag raha tha aur mera sharir chota hota ja raha ab main bas 10-12 feet ka reh gaya
tha thodi hi der ke baad main jungal ke andar tha aur mere samne Black bird pada tha

Black bird:- (BB) aa kon hai chhutiya saale ne mar hi dala

Main:- ggaarrrrr

BB:- abe tu phir aa gaya aur yeh pahad chua kaise ban gaya main gurata hua uss par kuda
usne ek fire ball mara par mujhpar uska koi asar nahi hua maine usse gale se pakda aur
uska aadha mass faad kar fenk diya

BB:- aa aaa maine uske pankho ko pakda aur chir diya aur uski kamar se bone marrow
nikal di uski dard bhari bhayank awaaj pore area main gunj gayi tabhi opar se koi roshni
dikhi niiche aa kar ek blast hua aur mere hath se BB chhut kar dur ja gira uss roshni se ek
bhayankar chiz nikli jiske ankhe laal thi aur hath main telawar thi shayad hamari shaktiyo
se issi ka nirman hua par ab mujhe dar jaisa kuch mahsus nahi ho raha tha usne jaise hi
mere opar talwaar fenki mere opar padte hi wo tut gayi woh chikhta hua mere opar kuda
jab ke BB karah raha tha uske ghaav bar hi nahi rahe the

Idhar usne mujhe ek ghussa mara jis se main dur ja kar gira main phir utha aur dhaadta
hua uski taraf bhaga aur hath aage kar diya par yeh kya mera hath uske aar par ho gye aur
uska dil mere hath main tha maine uska dil fod kar hath bahar nikala aaj tak itna tez kabhi
nahi hua kuch bhi mere sath main light se 4 guna tez dauda uss ki body raakh ki tarah udd
gayi mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki usse itni asani se mar dunga ab main BB ke taraf aane
laga par wo waha par nahi tha kahi bhag gaya tha mere sharir ab fir akadne laga aur main
behosh hokar gir gaya 5-6 ghante baad ankhe khuli toh dekha ki samne maa bethi hui hai
aur pas maineha aur Payal didi main uthne laga 123

Neha:- arre bhai bas lete raho

Main:- arre nahi main thek hon par main yaha kaise

Maa:- Neha ne bataya ki tu road par behosh pada tha acha hua yeh walk par gayi aur tu
mil gaya

Main:- (mann main) chalo Neha ne sambhal liya sab

Main:- han maa woh ek car se takar lagi thi

Maa:- aaj kal logo ko naa

Main:- arre jane do maa main thek hon niche bell baji Pari ne gate khola

Parcel boy:- yaha koi Richa hai

Pari:- han meri bhabi hai boliyee parcel boy ne usse ek parcel diya

Mousi:- kon hai beta

Pari:- mousi parcel aaya hai

Mousi:- kis ka hai

Pari:- Richa ji ka hai

Mousi:- acha ja de de Pari parcel lekar Richa ke room main gayi

Richa:- arre Pari yaha kaise

Pari:- aapki parcel aaya hai

Richa:- kya mera dikha aur parcel khola uss main se ek chiti nikli uss ne kuch dekhne se
pehle hi usse padhna start kiya agar tumhe Dev chahiye

Pari:- kya hai bhabi

Richa:- kuch nahi ja niche kam hoga main aati hon Pari chali gayi aur Richa phir padhne
lagi

Chithi

Agar tumhe hamesha ke liye Dev ko apna banana hai toh iss parcal main meri shaktiyo
aur mere dil se bana ek khanjar hai agar tum usse Dev ko maar dogi toh woh hamesha ke
liye tumhara ho jayega uske aur tumahare bich aur koi nahi hoga tum soch rahi ho mera
kya fayda toh maine apna dil nikal kar yeh banaya hai toh main toh mar hi gaya hon par
agar tum usse ek khanjar maar dogi toh main bhi jinda ho jaonga aur tumhe Dev mil jayega
woh bhi keval tumhe hi pyaar karega par uss se pehle parcal main ek bottle main ek khada
hai usse pi lena ta ke tumhe sab yaad rahe aage sab tum par hai ki tumhe itni sari ladkiyo
ka pati Dev chahiye ya akela Dev Black bird yr padh kar Richa puri pasene ho gayi thi

Idhar main iss sab se anjan soch raha tha ke jab maine uske pankh faad diye toh wo waha
se kaha gaya main agar behosh na hua hota toh shayad kuch pata chalta

Maa:- Dev niche aa khana kha le

Main:- aaya maa

Main:- aaj pet bahar ke khaunga sari musibat ek bhediya bankar khatam ab bas Arav ko
bacha lon main niche aa kar beth gaya

Mousi:- kya baat hai bada muskura raha hai bahu ne khushkhabri de di kya

Main:- kya mousi aap bhi ab kya khush na rahu kya

Payal:- maa kyu ched rahi ho le tu yeh khaa tere liye special banaya hai

Main:- ohh halwa par kya fayda mitha nahi lagega

Payal:- arre nahi sugar daali hai

Main:- par woh aapke hatho jitni mitti nahi hogi

Payal:- arre kya mere hatho se khana hai

Main:- haan meri pyaari behan khila de toh aur mittha ho jaye Neha jo abhi tak face jhuka
kar bethi thi uss ne meri taraf dekha main usse aur woh mujhe dekh rahi thi Payal didi
samjh gayi hum dono main aaj koi baat hai

Main:- Neha tu khila de yeh farig nahi ab Neha jaldi se uth kar mere pas aayi ke sab hairan
ho gaye
Neha:- bhai sab chair bhari hui hai

Main:- acha chal hum niche beth jate hain main diwal se tek laga kar beth gaya chal jaldi
khila mujhe duty par jana hai

Sab ek sath:- duty?

Main:- ohh sorry maine bataya nahi main yaha ka naya DGP hon

Payal:- uu aaa maine uth kar unhe pani pilaya

Main:- kya karti ho didi

Payal:- tu yaha ka DGP

Main:- kya hua iss main maine sabki tarf dekha

Main:- ohh aap sab aise kyu dekh rahe ho aur tu khila rahi hai yaa main khud kha lon

Neha:- nahi bhaiya aap betho main niche beth gaya aur Neha mujhe khilane lagi

Dad:- yeh kab kya karte hai pata nahi chalta

Madan:- (mousa) haan waise ek baat batao yeh sab yeh kaise kar raha hai kabhi agent
kabhi DGP

Dad:- kehta hai time aane par sab bata dunga

Madan:- kahi aisa na ho time hatho se nikal jaye

Mamta:- (mousi) aap aisa kyu bol rahe ho dekho kitne pyaar se kha raha hai yeh kabhi
galat nahi karega

Maa:- bacho tum kha lo hum aate hain

Saloni:- thek hai maa par kya hua

Maa:- shaadi ka kuch discuss karna hai maa mousa mousi dad sab ek room main chale
gaye mujhe thoda ajeeb laga par maine jyada dhayan nahi diya kyuki Neha bohat khush
hokar khila rahi thi uski ankho main aansu the

Main:- arre pagli kya hua roo mat

Neha:- bhai kal ke liye mujhe maaf kar do aur yeh aansu khushi ke hain maine uske aansu
poçhe
Main:- dekh gussa toh main ab bhi hon par aise chupna nahi chahiye tha

Neha:- ab nahi chupaungi par aap se sab dar gaye hain Sardar ko toh bukhar chad gaya
hai

Pari:- kise bukhar chad gaya hai

Main:- chup chaap khana kha le dusro ki baato par jyada dhayan dene ki jagah padh liya
kar

Pari:- par bhaiya maine toh bas pucha hai

Main:- toh sun le tujhe kuch nahi batana

Saloni:- oye mr jyada mat udo bechari ko rula diya

Saloni:- sab teri wajah se hai

Shikha:- arre kya bak rahi hai

Main:- (mann main) bhai nikal jaldi warna teri lagi

Main:- acha main chalta hon

Saloni:- ruk pehle iss se maafi maang

Pari:- rote hue jane do didi

Saloni:- Dev tune theka le rakha hai har kisi ko chot pahuchane ka pata nahi kyu par saala
gussa bohat aa raha tha main aage jane laga

Saloni:- ab itna bada ho gaya ke jawab diye bina ja raha hai

Main:- khijate hue kya pagalo jaise baate kar rahi ho kaam karo apna dusro ki zindagi main
jyada dakhal mat do

Saloni:- chillate hue Devv

Main:- kya Dev behan ho wahi ban kar raho gusaa mujhe bhi aata hai

Neha:- bhaiyaa saant saant

Main:- chup kar saant ki bachi aur tum jyada mahrani mat bana karo samjhi
Shikha:- Dev yeh koi tarika hai badi behan se baat karne ka mujhe uski baato se irritation
ho rahi thi toh bahar jane laga tabhi Saloni didi peche se aayi aur mujhe guhmaya aur
jhapad marne hi wali thi ke maine hath pakad liya

Saloni:- teri itni himmat maine unhe peche hata diya tabhi gate khula aur sab bahar aaye

Maa:- kaisa hangama ho raha hai

Pari:- maa bhai ne didi ko dhakka diya

Maa:- Dev yeh main kya sun rahi hon

Main:- sahi sun rahi ho in sab ne mera dimag kharab kar rakha hai

Neha:- aap sab room main jao abhi

Maa:- chup kar yaha yeh sab ho raha hai aur tu room main bhej rahi hai

Neha:- maa baat mano jao tabhi Saloni didi ne mujhe thapaad rakh diya achanak jo hua
mere bhi samjh se bahar tha maine bhi ek thapad maar diya

Dad:- Dev tera dimag kahrab ho gya hai Shikha didi ne unhe uthaya

Madan:- beta tu beth gusse main lag raha hai beth ja saanti se pata nahi in ladkiyo ne kya
kar diya

Main:- mousa ji apne sahi kaha in ladkiyo ne mera dimag kharab kar diya hai kaha hai woh
sari saala ek aadmi ka majak bana rakha hai tum mere tum mere ho

Mamta:- kon

Main:- arre wahi sari meri biwiyaan

Madan:- kya biwiyaan Neha mere pas aayi aur mujhe pakad kar le jane lagi Neha ke
pakadte hi mera ghussa ghayab ho gaya mujhe uski sharir ki khushbu se jaise khichav se
mahsus ho raha tha main uske peche aram se jane laga tabhi maa ne mera hath pakad
kar mujhe rok liya aur Neha ka hath chhut gaya maine peche mud ke dekha toh maa
ekdum se peche hath gayi

Payal:- what the hell is this sab mujhe ghur rahe the maine apne sar par hath raka yeh kya
mere chehre par baal aa rahe the ohh shit phir se nahi

Pari:- maa yeh bhai ko kya ho raha hai

Neha:- khadi mat raho bhag jao yaha se abhi yeh naye naye werewolf hai apna gussa
control nahi kar paa rahe

Saloni:- werewolf

Dev:- tujhe kaise pata

Shikha:- yeh sawalo ka wakt nahi hai aap log khade kyu ho jao yaha se tabhi Manav bhai
ke sath C Chacha, Chachi, B Chacha, Chachi, teeno bua Kiran, Rani, Deepa andar aate hain

Manav:- woh maa jara bahar aa ye kya hai sab ek sath chilla pade Chachiya aur bua toh
ladkiyo ki tarah chilane lagi maine hath Saloni didi ki taraf woh peche hat gayi

Saloni:- mujhe mat chuna piche hato main aage badha

Saloni:- nahi nahi peche hato

Neha:- didi aise mat bolo woh abhi normal ho sakte hain maine hath niche kiya Neha ne
mere pas aakar mera face pakad liya

Neha:- bhaiya acha socho acha socho sab thek hoga

Main:- haan main acha insan hon main kaabu kar lunga

Neha:- han bhaiya aram se labmi saass lo maine lambi saas li sab hum dono ko dekh rahe
the tabhi Dev ki sari deviyaa sidhiyoo se utarne lagi di kya hua Janu ruk kyu gayi Janu ne
samne ungli kar kar ishara kiya sari ki sari wahi jamm gayi par chillayi koi nahi Devika bhag
kar mere pas aayi yeh kya ho raha hai aapko

Main:- mujhe yaha se kahi le chalo main kuch kar na do mere pair kaam nahi kar rahe hain

Devika:- mere kaan main par yeh sab kaise main bhi nahi chahta ke aur kuch ghar walo ko
pata chale

Main:- aahh Neha mera hath

Neha:- aap hato yaha se mere sahrir ekdum se badhne laga main girne wala tha ke Neha
ne pakad liya

Neha:- aap yaha rahe toh kisi ko nuksan pahucha doge Neha ne mujhe kandhe par laad
kar room main gate band kar diya bahar sab log pehle toh mujhe dekh kar hairan the par
Neha ne jo kiya woh aur bhi jyada shocking tha

Manav:- yeh kya tha

Mousi:- hume nahi pata maa room ki taraf jane lagi

Shikha:- nahi badi mummi aisa mat karna woh usse sambhal legi

Maa:- kaise sambhal legi kahi woh darinda meri beti ko kuch kar na de

Devika:- kaisi baate kar rahi ho woh aapka beta hai

Maa:- par dekha woh kya tha mere phol jaisi bachi ko kuch ho na jaye

Devika:- aapko hamesha in sabki padi rahti hai jabki iss wakt woh dard main hai

Maa:- eeeye ladki jaban sambhal apni tum hamari bahu ki dost ho iss liye kuch nahi kehti
humare ghar ke mamlo se dur raho

Shikha:- aap lado mat yaha waise hi badi pareshni hai aur Neha ko kuch nahi hoga

Kiran:- agar woh darinda ban gaya toh

Shikha:- bas bohat ho gaya woh darinda hai toh uss ke sath jo hai woh bhi darinde se kam
nahi hai

Maa:- tu bhi iss bahar wali ka sath mat de

Shikha:- yeh koi baharwali nahi hai yeh Pariyo ki Rani aur Dev ki wife hai

Sab:- kya

Shikha:- han aur Neha ko kuch nahi hoga

Maa:- kyu

Shikha:- kyuki woh bhi werewolf hai ye sun kar maa girr kar behosh ho gayi

Dad:- Savitri

Pari ,Saloni:- maa baki sab ki awaaj abhi dar ke mare band thi

Inside room

Neha ne mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera hath pakad kar beth gayi mera sharir thoda
normal hua

Main:- Neha ab mujhe yaha se jana hoga main tum logo ke liye khatra ban gaya hon

Neha:- nahi bhaiyaa main hon naa

Main:- par abhi bhi main khud ko rok nahi paa raha

Neha:- rukiye shayad iss se kuch ho jaye warna aap phir se uss bade werewolf main badal
jayenge

Main:- han karo usne daat nikal kar mere gale par kaata uss ke katne se mera khon behne
laga aur mera gussa bhi thanda hone laga main karib ek ghanta aise hi leta raha aur Neha
mere pas bethi bethi soo gayi maine Neha ko aawaz di

Neha:- huuu han bhaiya kya hua aap thek ho na

Main:- han par kya hua tha

Neha:- appko gussa aaya aur aap badalne lage aur aapne sab bata diya sabke bare main

Main:- kya sabke bare main Janu Devika sabke

Neha:- haan uss samaye shayad koi kuch nahi bola par ab shayad

Main:- par mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi

Neha:- bhai aisa hota hai jab main bhediya bani toh kabhi yaad rehta kabhi nahi

Main:- bahar sabke saamne hua

Neha:- han bhaiya

Main:- thanks tu ne mujhe iss ghar ko todne se pehle bacha liya

Neha:- par aapko dhayan rakhna hoga bina baat ke ghussa nahi karna hoga

Main:- thek hai mera phone ring hua

Main:- Neha jara phone uthana

Neha:- nahi maine hi waha rakha hai aap kahi nahi jaoge

Main:- utha na maan ja jaruri hoga Neha ne phone uthaya kisi Mohan sir ka hai

Main:- laa de

Neha:- nahi aapki tabiyat kharab hai yeh aapko bula lenge

Main:- de jarori hota hai tabhi karte hai uss ne phone diya

Main:- haan sir

Mohan:- kaha ho tum tumse yeh umid nahi thi pehle hi din itna late

Main:- sir koi kaam na ho toh rehne de

Mohan:- yaha Arav ki location mil gayi aur tum keh rahe ho kaam nahi hai

Main:- woh kaha hai?

Mohan:- Rajesthan main hai

Main:- waha kya kar raha hai?

Mohan:- tum itna ajib tarike se kyu behave kar rahe ho tabiyaat thek hai na

Main:- han sir ek ghante main aata hon bye aur phone cut kar diya

Neha:- bhaiya kya pet main dard hai

Main:- han bohat jyada aur hadiyoo main bhi

Neha:- jab bhi main bhediye main badalti hon tab hota hai apne bohat control kiya hai

Main:- par mujhe teri khushbu achi kyu lag rahi hai

Neha:- woh main

Main:- bol naa

Neha:- nahi sharam aa rahi hai

Main:- ab bata bhi de sacch toh janu

Neha:- wwo bhai main female bhediya hon toh aapko mere pheromone attract kar rahe
hain

Main:- acha yeh dard kitne der main thek hoga meri shaktiya bhi iss par kaam nahi kar
rahi

Neha:- bhai bas adha ghanta aur lagega

Main:- bahar kya ho raha hai

Neha:- pata nahi abhi tak bahar nahi gayi par unke sawalo ko kaise face karungi

Main:- maine toh kuch nahi kiya naa

Neha:- apnne Saloni didi ko slap kiya

Main:- hey bhagwan yeh kya kiya ab hum dono ko sawalo ki pratice karni hogi

Neha:- aap toh bach jaoge kyuki aap bina jaye manoge nahi

Main:- gudiya har chiz jaruri hoti hai dosti aur farz kabhi bhi bula sakte hain

Neha:- par bhaiya farz bas dosti ka nahi apni family aur apne chahne walo ko bhi dena
padta hai

Main:- kehna asan hai par meri zindagi asan nahi hai

Neha:- bhaiyaa main janti hon aap ek kaam ko chod kar dusra kaam karte aur usse adhura
chod kar teesra issi liye itni uljhan main rehte ho kitni saralata se uss ne yeh bola jo shayad
sacch tha pehle maine RAW ke gaadar ka mamla choda fir apne chacha ke ladko ka phir
Arav ka

Main:- gudiya aaj se main wada karta hon ki aaj ke baad jis main hath daal diya usse uske
anjam tak pahuchaye bina nahi chodunga

Neha:- yeh hui na mere strong bhaiya wali baat main uth kar bathroom gaya aur shower
ke niche kapdo main nahane laga karib 15 min baad mujhe rahat milli aur bahar nikla

Main:- jara mere room se kapde nikal kar laa usne jaise hi gate khola sab uski taraf dekhne
lage maa ko bhi hosh aa chuka tha woh bhagti hui uss ke pas aayi

Maa:- beta tu thek toh hai kuch hua toh nahi

Neha:- nahi maa mujhe kuch nahi hua bhaiya ke pet main dard hai maa ne mujhe dekha
aur mere pas aayi aur mujhe gale lagaya

Maa:- mere bache mere laal tujhe kya hua hai

Main:- maa kya hua apko main thek hon

Maa:- mera beta taklif main hai aur puchata hai kya hua

Main:- maa main samjha aapko mere chinta hi nahi

Maa:- beta maaf kar de maine kud ko change kar liya tere jane ke baad tabhi jab tu aaya
toh mera alag roop dekha

Main:- maa aap pehle jaise hi raha karo yeh dikhawa mat kiya karo strong banne ka

Maa:- kya karu main maa hon kab tak khud ko rok paau
Main:- maa main janta hon maine kayi galtiya ki hain par maa maine jaan bujh kar kuch
nahi kiya sab jindagi ne apne aap kiya

Maa:- beta main manti hon par kuch galtiya hum bhi karte hain

Main:- maa maine koshish ki par Masoom ki sucide ne mera dil dehla diya maa kaise kisi
ki mout ki wajah ban jaon phone ring hota hai

Main:- han sir

Mohan:- tum aisa karo sedha Rajesthan niklo

Main:- thek hai main pahuch jaonga aur phone cut kar diya

Maa:- beta mera koi swarth nahi hai main bas teri zindagi karab nahi hone de sakti

Main:- maa maine bachpan se aap sabke baad bas Komal se pyaar kiya par meri zindagi
ko shayad yeh manjur nahi tha aur mujhe nayi zindagi mili aur ek nayi pehchan aur ussi
pechan main Masoom Janu Sona samil hain

Maa:- beta main maan bhi jaau toh tu duniya ko kya jawab dega log hume

Main:- nahi maa aaj kal ke logo ko kya padi hai kisi dusre ki sab apne main hi mast hain

Maa:- beta kya jawab dungi apne pariwar main sabko

Main:- maa main ab yaha nahi rehna chahta

Maa:- beta mujhe kyu jeete ji maar raha hai meri galti ki itni badi saja mat de

Main:- shayad yeh saja maine khud chunni hai main aap sabke liye khatra ban gaya hon
kahi galti main kuch kar diya toh

Neha:- main hon na sambhal lungi

Maa:- Neha yaha aa meri bachi darwaja band kar de Neha humre pas aayi

Neha:- han maa

Maa:- beta samjha isse tu bhi toh esski tarah bhediya hai naa

Main:- nahi maa nahi aisa nahi hai

Maa:- mujhe Shikha ne sab bata diya hai iss main tumdono ki koi galti nahi par beta tu aisi
baate na kar
Main:- nahi maa main sabke dil ke bare main soch soch kar apne dil ko pathar bana chuka
hon ab mera sharir ek vahshi khonni darinda na ban jaye uss se pehle mujhe jana hoga
maa aur Neha rone lagi

Neha:- bhaiya main hon na aapko sambhal lungi

Main:- nahi main apne swaarth ke liye teri zindagi barbaad nahi karunga

Maa:- beta tujhe jo mann main aaye kar Komal se Janu se jis se marzi aaye shaadi kar par
hume ab dubara mat chod kar ja beta main tere

Main:- arre maa hato kya kar rahi ho mujhe itna bada paapi mat banao

Maa:- itna chahe ho toh mar le par aisa mat kar teri behne tere bina lassh jaisi ho jati hain
yeh sab mar jayengi teri bina

Main:- maa aap samjh kyu nahi rahi ho main khatra aap logo ke liye nahi ban sakta

Neha:- bhaiya main aapke liye jaan de dungi

Main:- arre pagali main tujhe khush dekhna chahta tu jaha bhi jaye khush rahe aage teri
bhi apni family hogi agar maine kuch galat kiya aur duniya ke samne mera sacch samne
aa gaya toh kya kahegi apne bacho se ki tera bhai ek khon pine wala darinda hai

Neha:- bhaiya yeh baat hai toh shaadi hi nahi karungi

Main:- chalo mujhe late ho raha hai main chalta hon

Maa:- tu nahi manega

Main:- (mann main) mujhe bina bataye yaha se jana hoga

Main:- arre maa mujhe kaam se Rajesthan jana hai aata hon main toh majak kar raha hon

Maa:- ne aasu pooche sacch main Dev tu ne pehle ke tarah hume manane ke liye yeh sab
kiya

Main:- hans kar aur nahi toh kya maa woh hasate hue mere gale lag gayi aur Neha bhi

Neha:- bhaiya aap bohat shaitann ho gaye ho

Main:- (mann main) maaf karna maa aur meri behno par main ab aur nahi seh sakta ab
mere andar kisi aur ko rulane ki himmat nahi hai

Main:- maa aap sabko apne tarike se samjha dena main kal subah tak aata hon
Maa:- jaldi aan warna teri Payal didi gusse ho jayegi aur abhi kya hoga jab tu niche aayega

Main:- thek hai maa Neha ja na kapde laa kitni baar kahu phir maa chali gayi aur main
tayar hokar jane wala tha par mujhe thek nahi laga main room ki khidaki se kud gaya kyuki
main ab aur nazroo ke teer nahi jhelna chahta tha bike nikali aur bahar jane hi wala tha ki
Shikha mere samne aa gayi

Main:- hat jao samne se

Shikha:- tum kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- kuch kaam hai Arav ke silsile main

Shikha:- main bhi chalungi tumhare sath

Main:- kaha na hat jao main tumhe kya kisi ko bhi nahi le ja sakta maine unhe side kiya
aur bike lekar nikal pada thoda dur jane par mujhe kisi ladki ke chillane ki awaaj aayi peche
mud ke dekha toh yaar yeh mannti kyu nahi main bike aage karne hi wala tha ki woh kisi
pathar se takra kar gir gayi maine bike roki aur usse uthne gaya uske mouh se khon aa
raha tha maine shirt se pocha kya pagal ho gayi ho jyada agent pana soojh raha hai

Shikha:- mujhe tumhara bina kuch acha nahi lag raha

Main:- (mann main) inhe kya ho gaya

Shikha:- kya baat hai Dev

Main:- kuch nahi ghar jao main kal aa jaonga

Shika:- mujhe bhi le chalo

Maine:- thodi der socha thek hai par mission ke baad tum ghar aa jana

Shikha:- chale ab main usse bike par bitha kar nikla hum kuch der main shahar se bahar
the

Shikha:- ab bata bhi do kya baat hai

Main:- kuch bhi nahi hai

Shikha:- main ache se janti hon tabhi sab kuch chod kar aayi hon tumhe meri kasam maine
bike rok di

Main:- aap pagal ho kya

Shikha:- yeh jawab nahi hai

Main:- toh suno main ab yaha nahi rahunga main sab kuch chod kar ja raha hon

Shikha:- kya

Main:- han agar main kahi badal kar adam khor bhediya bana toh apne hi ghar walo par
hamala na kar duu iss liye aap sab se dur rahunga par pehle sari musibate khatam kar dun

Udhar ek mahal main puja ho rahi thi aag ki lapete itni lambi thi ke woh mahal ki unchai
ko chune ki koshish main thi aur samnne yeh sab rakha tha jaise kisi shaitan ko bulane ki
tayari thi ek kitab main se mantra padhe ja rahe the

BB:- bherjh kundsvdr maha kaal mahakaal namita jag jag namita jursitama Shirsti vinashak
kaal kaal mahakaal dujh banjana maha ganajana shaitan shaitan darshan do apne bhakat
ko aur uss main se ek bhayank shaitaan nikla shaitan ne usse gardan se pakad kar utha
liya

Shaitan:- teri itni himmat ki mujhe meri tapsaya se jagaya

BB:- saham par mere pas koi aur rasta nahi hai

Shaitan:- toh ja apni kaali shaktiyo ke maalik ke pas jaa

BB:- nahi ja sakta woh sirf shaktiya dete hain par aap mujhe jeevan daan de sakte hain

Shaitan:- kyu aaya hai ab yaha kya chahiye tujhe

BB:- parbhu meri jaan mere phank nahi rahe kisi janwar ne ukaad diye main ek mamuli
janwar se haar gaya Shaitan ki aag dherre dherre khatam ho gayi aur woh normal ho gaya

Shaitan:- murkh woh koi aur nahi woh Dev hi tha

BB:- nahi aisa nahi ho sakta

Shaitan:- woh uski behan ki wajah se hai ab bol kyu jagaya mujhe

BB:- prabhu main apni ruh aapko deta hon aap nahi chahe toh main nahi marunga

Shaitaan:- main teri ruh nikal kar kisi aur main daal deta hon jo uska dushman hai phir
tujhe uss ladki se woh khanjar kaise bhi usse marwana hoga tabhi tu zinda hoga

BB:- aap mahan hain aapko sab pata hai main kar dunga
Shaitaan:- itna asan nahi hai woh ghar chod kar ja raha hai ke kahi woh apne logo ko na
maar de

BB:- main usse khatam karwa dunga ussi ki premika ke hatho

Shaitaan:- usse shakti main harana namumkin hai tujhe uski kamzori par waar karna hoga

BB:- ji aisa hi hoga uski kamjori hai uski premikaye aur behne jo uske liye pagal hain aur
uske ghar wale

Shaitan:- woh jitna un se dur hoga tujh se utna karib ho hoga

BB:- par kon hai uska itna bada dushman ke main uske sharir main ja sakta hon

Shaitan:- wahi jis ne uske dost ko kaid kiya aur uss ladki ke baap ko mara jis ka fayda utha
kar tumne usse gumhrah kiya tha usse abhi bhi yahi lag raha hai ki tumne usse kaid kar
rakha hai han ha han ha aur woh sacch hoga

BB:- han ha han dhanye ho aap prabhu aap dhanye ho

Shaitan:- yeh chaplusi band kar aur mujhe khush kar warna BB ne taali baajayi aur waha
10 addmiyoo ko khada kiya gaya Shaitan ne hath aage kar ke unki jaan khich kar apne
andar le li

Shaitan:- tu ne mujhe khush kar diya

BB:- abhi aur bhi kuch hai usne phir taali bajai toh waha 2 ladkiyo ko laya gaya jise dekh
kar Shaitan ke mouh main pani aa gaya

Shaitan:- ne hath opar kiya hume akela chod tera kaam ho jayega

BB:- jaye ho jaye ho shaitan ki aur waha se bahar aaya

BB:- ab nahi bachega tu kya hua main shakti se nahi hara paya dimag se marunga tujhe

Idhar

Shikha:- Dev kaisi baate kar rahe ho tum tum jante ho iss ka hamari family par kya asar
hoga

Main:- han par main ab ghar nahi jaonga

Shikha:- nahi main tumhe kahi nahi jane dungi akhir mere dil ki halchal sahi nikli

Main:- jo bhi ho main bas dur reh kar aap sabki rakhsha karunga
Shikha:- uski bhi jarurat nahi hai main apni family ka dhayan rakh lungi

Main:- aap gundo se bacha sakti ho par Black bird jaiso se bhidhna aap ko nahi aata

Shikha:- black ho yaa white sabko hum mil kar dekh lenge

Main:- hum kon

Shikha:- kya tere pas hi powers hai bas Saloni Janu Devika sabke pas hain

Main:- aap samjh nahi rahi ho main unke liye khatra ban sakta hon

Shikha:- bakwas hai yeh sab

Main:- aisa karo abhi chalo dekh lena jab hoga

Shikha:- maine kab mana kiya chalo main usse lekar nikal pada bich main kayi jagah par
ruke petrol bharwaya aur kuch khaya piya par Shikha didi gusse ke karan ek word bhi nahi
boli kafi lambe safar ke baad hum Jaipur pahuche waha pahuch kar maine sir ko call kiya

Mohan:- kaha ho tum

Main:- sir jaipur main hon

Mohan:- acha iss wakt kaha par ho maine ek dukan wale se pucha aur phir

Main:- han sir yeh koi Jal mahal hai

Mohan:- acha aisa karo waha se Sita pur ke multi speciality hoapital main chale jao

Main:- par kyu sir

Mohan:- Arav ki halat kharab hai humne usspar shak kiya par woh toh khud kaid tha par
woh un sabko mar kar bhag aaya hai sath main DGP ki ladki bhi hai ab unko hifajat se yaha
lana tumhari jimmedari

Main:- ok sir aap befikar raho

Mohan:- ok jaldi report doo

Main:- ok sir maine phone cut kar diya

Main:- bhagwan ne aapki sun li ab mera darinda nahi jagega woh kuch nahi boli aur thodi
der baad main hospital pahucha waha recepetion se pata kiya aur Arav ke room main gya
Arav ko needles lagi hui thi aur pas main woh bethi thi
Sweety:- DGP daughter

Main:- kaisa hai Arav Sweety ne meri tarf dekha aur meri tarf aa gayi usne mujhe marne
ke liye hath uthaya par bich main Shikha didi ne pakad liya

Shikha:- tumhari itni himmat

Sweety:- yeh insan ek number ka dhoke baaj hai paise iss ne churaye aur bhugat Arav raha
hai Arav iski dushmani bhugat Arav raha hai

Shikha:- dekho hum sab ek team hain aur yeh humare boss aur boss kuch bhi faisla le woh
humara faisla

Sweety:- apne bf ki jyada tarif mat karo

Main:- dimag thikane par hai naa

Sweety:- kya payar hai ek ko bolo toh dusra bhadak jata hai toh mere Arav ko kyu dukh
de rahe ho

Main:- tumhara Arav tabhi gate khula

Nurse:- tum sab pagal ho yaha patient serous hai aur tum

Main:- sorry sis ab nahi hoga woh chali gayi

Sweety:- ab kya lene aaye ho yaha mere Arav ko toh mar chuke ho

Shikha:- stop talking you selfish woh aage gayi aur Arav ki needles nikal di

Sweety:- heey koi hai koi hai yaha par Shikha ne pas ke medicine main se kuch liya aur
Arav ko inject kar diya Arav hadbada kar uth gaya woh idhar udhar dekhne laga thoda
saant hua toh

Arav:- arre Dev yaha

Main:- haramkhor bina baatye ghayab ho gaya aur aaya toh yaha leta hua hai maine
Sweety ko chodate hue kaha

Sweety:- yeh tum thek kaise ho gaye

Main:- woh Shikha ka kamal hai

Shikha:- kya jaonrat thi woh drugs lene ki

Arav:- arre nahi leta toh sab mujhe normal nahi samjhte
Sweety:- what tum normal nahi ho

Main:- are uske dimag par chot lagi hai

Sweety:- tumjare dimag par chot lagi hogi

Arav:- chup karo Sweety

Main:- yaar teri wali toh laal mirchi hai

Sweety:- Shikha ke pas gayi aap kitne achi hai mere Arav ko ekdum thek kar diya par aapka
bf ya boss bohat alag hai

Main:- yaar sari ladkiyo ke dimag main meri maa woh meri

Sweety:- wife hai

Main:- hat saala yeh rukegi nahi main gate khol kar bahar chala gaya

Arav:- Sweety tumne usse gussa dila diya yeh Shikha uski behan hai

Sweety:- opps sorry didi maaf karna galti ho gayi

Shikha:- koi baat nahi par Arav yeh Sweety kaha se aa gayi

Arav:- woh hum bohat pehle se ek dusre ko pyaar karte hain Dev se milne se pehle humara
breakup ho gaya tha par iss hadse ne hume phir mila diya

Sweety:- jis main mere dad woh rone lagi Shikha didi ne aage badh kar usse chup karaya

Sweety:- maaf karna didi par apka bhai dosto ki kadar nahi janta warna woh Arav ko
bachane aata par par acha hi hua mera Arav hero hai hero hosh main aate hi dhul ki tarah
uda diya maine toh socha ki jis boss ke liye itne ladayi hui shayad woh takatwar hoga par
mere Arav ke samne woh kuch nahi hai Shikha didi ne issharo se Arav se pucha kya isse
kuch nahi pata Arav ne palake jhuka kar han main jawab diya

Shikha:- toh ab chale waha sab ne tumhe hi murderer sabit kar diya hai

Sweety:- aasu pochate hui mera satement hi sabit kar dega ki Arav ne kuch nahi kiya

Shikha:- chalo hume jaldi hai

Arav:- chalo woh teeno bahar aaye waha ek hawaldar khada tha main uss se baate kar
raha tha

Sweety:- Arav tum order do ki hum ja rahe hain

Arav:- suno yaha hawaldar ne meri tarf dekha

Sweety:- udhar kaha dekh rahe ho woh honge kisi private agency ke boss par logo ko mar
kar aane wale yaha hai

Hawalar:- par naye dpg sir toh yeh hai

Sweety:- what how they do that maine Arav ko ishara kiya

Arav:- arre chalo raste main baat kar lenge phir binaa kuch bole hum bahar aaye aur
humare jane ki puri tayari thi maine bike wahi chodi aur unhe lekar car main nikal pada
jab tak hum shahar se bahar nahi aa gaye koi kuch nahi hola akhir woh boli jis main suna
nahi chahta tha

Sweety:- Arav murderer aur tum DGP kya Police walo ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai?

Arav:- Sweety bas bhi karo tum baar baar usse kyu irritate kar rahi ho

Sweety:- kyu na karu jab se kidnap kiya hai uss kutte Shashank ne tab se inki bas

Main:- ek minute Shashank kaha hai

Sweety:- han woh baar baar usse hi boss keh rahe the

Arav:- par maine aisa kuch nahi suna

Sweety:- jab tum pore 10 ghante behosh the tab ki baat hai

Main:- yaar maine toh socha hi nahi tha Shashank yeh sab karega mujhe laga Black bird
ka kaam hai

Arav:- yaar shayad teri wajah se uski postion chali gayi issi liye kyu ke uske baad jyadatar
field operation tu ne kiye usse cote motte hi milte

Shikha:- shayad tum sahi keh rahe ho Dev ne usse pehle din mar mar kar behosh kar diya
tha shayad apni beizzati samjh li

Main:- par woh gaaddari kyu karega

Arav:- yaar kya pata laalach main

Sweety:- ek baat puch sakti hon

Arav:- pucho

Sweety:- yeh kon hai

Arav:- ab tum se chupana thek nahi main RAW agent hon

Sweety:- what RAW agent

Arav:- han aur yeh humara boss kum dost tumne Joker gang ka naam suna hoga naa

Sweety:- haan par kyu

Arav:- humara hi gang hai aur yeh hi Joker hai haina Dev main peche mud kar kehne hi
wala tha ke

Sweety:- aa aur woh behosh ho gayi

Main:- arre bhabi ji ko kya hua

Arav:- bhabi ke bache apna mask hata meri Sweety ko dara diya Sweety Sweety woh usse
uthne laga

Idhar mere ghar par matlab Payal didi ke ghar par

Payal:- arre maa Dev kaha hai itna time se nazar nahi aaya

Mousi:- arre kaam se gya hoga pareshan mat ho

Payal:- agar meri shaadi ke din aisa kiya na toh chodungi nahi

Neha:- arre nahi didi bhaiya shahar se bahar gaye hue hain kal tak aa jayenge tabhi mere
ghar ke bahar caro ka ek kafila ruka aur uss main se 30- 40 aadmi nikle aur pore illake ko
ghair liya aur uss main se Sandy aur Shiva bahar nikle aur ghar main aa gaye

Mousa:- kon ho tum sab aur yaha kaise

Shiva:- jaldi yaha se bahar nikaliye main Dev bhai ka dost hon

Dad:- arre aise kaise hum maan le

Pari:- main janti hon dad hume inki baat manni hogi

Sandy:- jaldi chaliye uss ne ghadi main time dekha sabhi ghar se bahar aa gaye Sandy ne
sabko cars main bethea aur gaadi bhaga di jaise hi woh thodi dur pahuche ghar blast ho
gaya aas paas ke ghar dur the aur peche khet the toh aur kisi ko koi nuksan nahi hua par
humare ghar ke ek ek eet udd gayi thi dhamake main mere ghar waloo ka pasina main
bura haal ho gaya

Idhar Arav ne Sweety ko uthaya tabhi mera phone baja

Main:- hello

Shashank:- han ha han tu apne dosto ko bachata reh jayega aur yaha tera pura pariwar
uda diya maine acha hua tu ghar chod kar chala gaya janwar saale

Main:- kutte main tujhe nahi chodunga kaat daalunga tujhe jamin se nikal kar marunga
kyu yahi soch raha hai na tu to sun behnchod tu kya sochta hai ki main aisi hi Joker hon
ab jo main bolunga dhayan se sunn

Flash back

Jab Neha mujhe room main layi Neha ne mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera hath pakad kar
beth gayi mera sharir thoda normal hua tabhi meri nazar samne ki ghadi par gayi jis main
camera laga hua tha main samjh gaya koi hum sab par nazar rakh raha hai mera dimag
tezi se dodne laga aur kuch socha

Main:- Neha mujhe ab yaha se jana hoga main tum logo ke liye khatra ban gaya hon

Neha:- nahi bhaiya main hon na uske baad Neha ne mujhe kaata aur maine sone ka naatak
kiya aur jab utha toh phone pe baat karke Neha ko baato main lagaya aur phone lekar
bathroom main gaya aur bathroom check kiya yaha koi camera nahi tha maine ek shiled
banai (apni power se) jis main na mujhe koi track kar sakta hai na mere phone ko

Main:- haan hello sir

Mohan:- kya hua

Main:- sir RAW ke jitne agents ke phone yaa koi bhi device unhe di gayi ho tape kariye jab
mujhe phone aaye tab jo kuch bhi ho aap sun kar action lena aur abhi thodi der baad
phone kar ke kehna ki main yaha se Rajesthan jaon

Mohan:- ok jaisa tum kaho par baat kya hai

Main:- sir shayad RAW main koi hai jo bohat dino se hamari jasusi kar raha hai aur wahi
gadar hai

Mohan:- par kya woh tumhe phone karne ki galti karega

Main:- sarkashi sab karwa deti hai ok bye phir maine Shikha didi ko msg main sab likh kar
bata diya ki unhe mere sath jane ke liye natak karna hai kyuki hum par nazar rakhi ja rahi
hai aur phir maine Sandy aur Shiva ko msg kar ke sab samjha diya aur apne ghar par nazar
rakhne ko kaha
Present

Shashank:- par yeh kaise ho sakta hai maine teri har ek chiz par nazar rakhi phir kaise

Main:- shayad tu bhol gaya hai ki main tera bhi baap hon tabhi Shashank ke room ka gate
tuta aur waha kayi sarre agents gusse aur uss par gun laga di

Main:- bye bye fudu agent aur phone cut kar diya aur saamane ke mirror se camera nikla

Shikha:- kya yaha bhi

Main:- pata nahi saale ne aur kaha kaha lagaye hain agar maine yeh bug detector na pehna
hota toh shayad pata nahi chalta

Arav:- kya tu tab se pehne hue tha

Main:- han saale ne har ek chiz par nazar rakhi thi par mujhe lag gaya tha ki yeh kisi agent
ka kaam hai warna hamari offical jankari toh hume bhi yaad nahi rehti

Arav:- waah yaar kya solid dao khele hai ek hi jhatke main sab dher

Main:- kya karu kitne dino se pareshan kar rakha hai ab khayega jail ki hawa par mann toh
tha jaan se maar dun

Shikha:- nahi yahi sahi hai maine car aage badha di aur udhar Shiva Sandy sabko lekar
mere naaye ghar pahucha aur sabko andar le gaya sab sadme main the par jaise hi ghar
main gaye sabka mouh khula ka khula reh gaya

Dad:- yeh kiska ghar hai

Shiva:- aapka hai sir

Dad:- yeh toh yeh toh

Sandy:- han swarg jaisa hai Dev bhai ka jo hai

Kiran:- par woh dhamaka aur ghar

Shiva:- woh aap sabko marne ki saajish thi taa ke Dev bhai tut jaye baki aap unhe se puch
lena

Payal:- par woh kaha hai

Shiva:- kuch ghanato main aa jayege yeh lo msg bhi aa gaya Payal didi ne phone le kar call
kar di
Payal:- hello ke bache ghar aa main teri jaan le lungi

Main:- arre maine aapki jaan bachayi aur aap mujhe maar dogi

Payal:- kaha na abhi aa kuch bhi power use kar yaa kuch bhi par tu abhi yaha chahiye
maine phone side kiya Arav bhabi ji ki ankhe band kar de

Sweety:- kyu ab main tumse nahi darungi

Main:- ok fine maine car se hath bahar nikala aur ek black hole bana kar jo mere naye
ghar ke parking main khule maine car ko uss main ghussa diya

Arav:- abe ye kya kiya

Main:- ab kya hua

Arav:- yeh toh phir se beshosh ho gayi

Main:- maine pehle hi kaha tha ab andar le kar chal uss ne usse goad main uthaya aur
hum andar jane lage jab andar gaye toh waha sab hume ghurne lage

Payal:- tu aa gaya

Main:- didi aap gusaa kyu ho Payal didi ekdum se rone lagi

Main:- (mann main) inhe to emotional hone main oscar milna chahiye main unke pas gaya
aur unhe chup karne laga unhone mere seene par gusso ki barsat kar di

Payal:- tu bohat ganda hai main tujh se baat nahi karungi

Main:- kay hua didi aisa mat karna

Maa:- teri wajah se iss ka ghar blast ho gaya aur kehta hai ki kya hua

Payal:- kaisi baat karti ho Dev par toh aise hajaro ghar kurban maine toh iss liye kaha yeh
jab aapse ghar codne ki baat kar raha tha tab main gate ke pas thi

Main:- arre jaansus toh main hon aap kab se jaansusi karne lagi woh sab ek jal tha kisi ko
fasane ko waise agar main nahi aata toh Payal didi ne mujhe sofe par dhakka de diya aur
idhar udhar dekhne lagi iss ghar main koi chadi (stick) hai Devika ne hath piche kiye aur
chadi (stick) la kar didi ko de di

Main:- Devika yeh thek nahi hai aa ouuuch nahi didi aage nahi hoga

Payal:- bol shaadi se pehle kahi jayega

Main:- aa suja diya hath nahi jaonga kahi bhi bas na

Saloni:- nahi didi aur marro

Main:- aa nahi tumhe toh baad main dekh lunga

Saloni:- didi taango par marro taa ke chal na paye

Payal:- tu chup kar main janti hon

Main:- didi main shaadi tak kahi nahi jane wala

Payal:- paka

Main:- han didi pakaa mar mar kar suja diya hai unho ne marna band kiya

Payal:- kitna natak karta hai tujhe koi chot nahi lagi maine apni shirt wahi utar di

Kiran:- haaye ram kitna besharam ho gaya hai

C Chacha:- han iski shaadi ab sacch main karni hogi tabhi iss ki lagam lagegi

Main:- aap logo ki tarah nahi main strong hon

Masoom:- woh toh aage pata chalega sab hasne lage

Main:- kya didi sab hans rahe rahe hain aur aap roo rahi ho

Payal:- mujhe laga tujhe chot nahi lage gi husband ko mat mar dena woh mar hi jayenge

Payal:- chup kar shaitan ke bache

Main:- arre yar Shiva jara dusri light on kar bhai Shiva ne dusri light on ki sab ke mouh
khule reh gaye

Dad:- wah kya sajawat hai jaise kisi Pari ne sajaya hai

Main:- han dad Pariyo ki rani ne sab meri taraf dekhne lage didi baat badalte hue

Payal:- waise tu ne sab pehle hi soch rakha tha kya waise kabhi kabhi magic ke fayede
bade ache lagte hain

Main:- acha main sone chala aap log apna apna room dekh lo aur han mousa ji aap jyada
mat socho main sab sambhal lunga

Arav:- yaar bhai iss ka kuch kar

Maa:- kon hai yeh aur isse kyu laye ho

Main:- woh sab baad main tu chal mere sath hum dono opar ke room main gaye Arav ne
Sweety ko lita diya maine uske sar par hath rakha aur kuch mantra bole Sweety ki ankhe
khulane lagi Arav ne usse gale laga liya aur main waha se uth kar jane laga

Arav:- thodi der ruk jaa

Main:- na bhai kahi bhabi phir behosh na ho jayee Arav hasne laga main waha se akkar
apne room main let gaya aur ankhe band kar ke sapanoo ki duniya main kho gaya jaha
main tha aur meri Komal main uski goad main leta hua tha aur woh mere baalo ko sehla
rahi thi

Sab log apne apne room main gaye par Richa abhi bhi pareshan thi woh jakar apne rom
main bethi sooch rahi thi

Richa:- main iska kya karu uss ne ek chota sa bag khola aur uss main se khanjar nikal kar
bed par rakha aur apni mom ko phone karne lagi

Rekha:- han hello kaisi hai tu

Richa:- achi hon mom aap kaisi ho

Rekha:- achi hon par teri awaaj itni udas kyu hai

Richa:- woh mom mera sar dard kar raha hai

Rekha:- Dev ne kuch kaha kya

Richa:- issi baat ka toh dard hai woh kuch kehte hi nahi

Rekha:- tu khush toh hai na kya main uss se baat karu

Richa:- nahi mom mujhe ab bas Dev chahiye woh bhi sirf mere liye

Rekha:- beta aaj teri baato main kuch toh ajeeb hai

Richa:- mom agar Dev ko apna banne ki liye agar kuch kar saku toh karu kya

Rekha:- yeh bhi koi puchne ki baat hai waise bhi tere dad jane wale hai Dev ke dad ke pas
teri aur uski shaadi ki baat karne akhir kab tak meri beti aisi hi waha rahegi

Richa:- sacch mom

Rekha:- haan arre kon nahi chahega ki uski beti ki shadi yaha ke mashor industrialist ke
bete se ho jo DGP hai suna hai uski aur Masoom ki shaadi ho chuki hai par jo bhi ho tu
uski pehli wife hai

Richa:- han maa aap ne sahi kaha aap chinta mat karo main sab thek kar dungi aur phone
cut kar diya

Rekha:- hello hello kya karne ja rahi hai uff phone hi cut kar diya chalo khush hai yehi kafi
hai

Udhar Pari Kasish se lad rahi thi

Pari:- yeh room mera hai kyuki yeh bhai ke room se attach hai aur tujhe bas thodi bas
dher rukane diya

Kasish:- aise kaise main pehle iss room main aayi hon

Pari:- uss se koi fark nahi padta

Kasish:- main badi mummi se shikyat kar dungi

Saloni:- kyu chilla rahi ho tum dono jise lena hai le lo par lado mat aur tu usse lene de na
waise bhi kuch din baad usse jana hi hai

Kasish:- how sweet of u di Pari badbadate hui mere room main aa gayi

Pari:- inko toh main chodungni nahi kaise smile pas kar ke soo rahe hain usne gate lock
kiya aur mere opar kud gayi

Main:- aa Komallll

Pari:- Komal nahi main Pari hon

Main:- arre Pari tu yaha

Pari:- woh side wala room Kasish ne le liya toh main aapke pas aa gayi par Komal didi ka
naam kyu

Main:- chup kar didi nahi woh samjhi

Pari:- sorry woh main

Main:- chal ab hat sone de

Pari:- nahi mujhse baat karo main sone nahi dungi

Main:- kya bachpana hai Pari Pari mere opar se hat kar jane lagi

Main:- (mann main) kahi yeh bhi Neha ki tarah na ruth jaye maine usse peche se pakad
liya

Pari:- chodo mujhe aap se baat nahi karni

Main:- maaf kar de na maine usse godh main utha kar bed par lita diya

Pari:- pehle kyu bhagaya

Main:- arre main toh majak kar raha tha

Pari:- bhai waise kya aap Komal ka sapna dekh rahe the main uss ke aisa bolne se chonk
gaya

Main:- haan dekh raha tha toh kya hua

Pari:- aap uss ke sapne kyu dekhte ho jab woh apko nahi samjh saki

Main:- chod jane de yeh bata aage kya karna hai (baat badalte hue)

Pari:- kuch nahi bhai bas main ek dancer banna chahti hon

Main:- tabhi tera padhai main mann nahi hai

Pari:- han aisa hi kuch

Main:- aur kuch hai

Pari:- han aur aap se pyaar

Main:- Pari maine tujhse kaha tha woh sirf attraction hai

Pari:- jaise appko uss Komal aur baki sab ke liye hai

Main:- tez se Pari yeh jyada ho raha hai usne mujhe kich liya

Pari:- abhi kiya kya jo jyada ho gaya

Main:- (mann main) hey bhagwan bacha lo iss se uss ne mere gaal par kiss kiya

Pari:- appko bhuk nahi hai kya subah se kuch nahi khaya

Main:- haan bhut joro ki bhok hai meri wajah se yeh sab hua toh kisi ko preshan nahi kiya
aur bahar khane ka mann nahi tha
Pari:- uth kar bhai kitchen kaha hai chalo batao main bana dungi

Main:- kya sacch main

Pari:- bhabiya toh bas ladne main dimag laga rahi hain chalo ab

Main:- han chal hum dono niche kitchen main aa gaye

Pari:- bhai saara saman hai matlab sab kuch

Main:- haan woh toh Devika ne sab kar diya hoga

Pari:- kya banau bataoo

Main:- jyada nahi halka fulka bana de phir woh apne kaam main lag gayi aur main khada
dekh raha tha thodi der baad jab ban gaya

Pari:- kaha khao gye tab se khade ho

Main:- tu bhi toh khadi hai

Pari:- chaliye room main apne hatho se aap ko khilanungi usne khane ki thaali li aur main
bina kuch bole chal uske peche pada room me beth kar woh mujhe khilane lagi

Pari:- oucch hath khaoge kya

Main:- sorry jyada lagi toh nahi

Pari:- nahi aap khao khane khane ke baad woh thaali rakhne niche chali gayi tabhi Richa
aayi

Main:- kya baat hai aaj sab ek ek kar ke jaag rahe hain

Richa:- kuch nahi kon aaya tha

Main:- Pari thi

Richa:- acha ek baat karni hai

Main:- han aao betho peche kya hai hath main Richa aakar bed par bethi aur jaldi se
khanjar takiye ke niche chupa diya

Richa:- dekho kuch nahi woh bas aise hi peche kar rakha tha hath

Main:- chodo baat batao kya hai

Richa:- woh mom keh rahi thi dad hamari shaadi ki baat karenge
Main:- yeh abhi nahi ho sakta main abhi thoda busy rahunaga

Richa:- kab tak

Main:- ek saal tak shayad abhi iss bare main nahi socha waise kya fark padta hai jab tum
uss din se mujhe apna husbad maan chuki ho

Richa:- nahi 1saal nahi aur abhi kisi ko tumhare bare main nahi pata

Main:- kya bola

Richa:- sorry aapke bare main

Main:- nahi wahi thek hai ab jyada formality ki jarurat nahi hum naye log hain toh yeh aap
waap chod do tum sahi hai

Richa:- par aapke ghar wale

Main:- kaha na koi farak nahi padta

Richa:- jaisa tum kaho toh kya socha hai

Main:- abhi mujhe thoda time do waise bhi abhi mujhe abhi Janu ki chinta hai Richa ne
apna hath khanjar ki taraf badhaha liya

Richa:- aur

Main:- aur kya tum toh janti ho Masoom aur Sona ko bhi time nahi de pata hon Richa ne
khanjar hath main le liya

Richa:- aur Devika didi bhi toh hai

Main:- arre han sahi kaha tumne

Richa:- itne din baad akele mile ho gale to laga lo

Main:- hans pada arre puchti kyu ho aao na usne mujhe gale laga liya

Richa:- (mann main) ab tum sirf mere ho jaoge

Main:- mujhe maaf kar dena in sabke liye main khud nahi chahta ki main kisi ko dhoka du
main manata hon pehle main tumsae pyaar nahi karta tha par ab tumhari mere dil main
jagah ban gayi hai par sahi kahu toh mujhe nahi lagta main samabhal paunga issi liye
bachta rehta hon

Richa:- toh sab ko chod kyu nahi dete hum dono ek acha pariwar banayge
Main:- pehle shayad kar bhi deta par ab nahi kar sakta

Richa:- agar aisa kuch ho ke sab thek ho jaye toh kya tum mujh se pyaar karoge

Main:- haan par aisa na ho toh thek hai

Richa:- par abhi toh kaha

Main:- chodo uss bare main baat mat karo aur kitni der aur aise gale lagi rahogi

Richa:- bas hone wale ho

Main:- kya

Richa:- tum mere tabhi gate khulne ki awaaj aayi Richa jhat se alag ho gayi

Pari:- arre bhabi aap yaha sorry mujhe pata nahi tha

Richa:- arre nahi Pari aa ja beth hum bhi bas baate kar rahe the Pari aayi aur mere kandhe
par hath daal kar meri peth par lad gayi

Pari:- bhabi woh hath main nila saa kya hai

Richa:- kaahaa kk kuch bhi nahi woh uthi aur bahar nikal gayi

Main:- kya hua isse samjha nahi

Pari:- chodo bhai ab soo jao maine aapko jaga diya tha

Main:- ab neend nahi aa rahi woh niche utar kar mere opar kud gayi main apne hont par
hath rakhte hue yeh kya tha

Pari:- meri good night kiss

Main:- bohat badhmas ho gayi hai apna kaam nikal leti hai chal ab main bhi soo hi leta
hon

Pari:- dekha mera kamal

Main:- han chal meri chulbuli chocolaty girl soo jaa

Udhar jaise hi hi Richa room main pahuchi gate lock karte hi uski saase saatave asmaan
par thi uss ne apni saase kabu ki aur phir khanjar ko phenk kar diwal par mara
Richa:- yeh main kya karne ja rahi thi itne swarti kaisi ban gayi main mujhe nafrat ho rahi
hai apne aap se par main kya karu mujhe aur kuch sujh kyu nahi raha kash koi mere sath
ho akele main azib azib khayal aa rahe hai tabhi uska phone baja

Rekha:- kya hua tha phone kyu kaat diya Richa apne behte hue aansuo ko pochte hui

Richa:- mom mujhe maaf kar do main ek achi patni nahi ban sakti

Rekha:- beti kya hua aise mat bol mera dil betha ja raha hai bohat bada paap karne ki
koshish ki Call cut kuch der baad mera phone baja

Main:- hello

Main:- (mann main) yaar kya naya drama hai sab aaj hi karwa lo maine phone wahi chod
diya aur Richa ke room ki taraf bhaga

Main:- Richa Richa kholo kya hua gate kholo na lagta hai aise nahi hoga maine ankhe band
ki aur ghayab hokar room ke andar aaya jaha Richa appne aap ko chaku marne wali thi
maine uss se chaku chin kar fhenk diya aur usse thapaad maar kar bola pagal ho kya

Pari:- bhaiya kya hua gate kholo

Main:- Pari tu soo ja main aaj yahi soungaa

Pari:- ok bhai good night aur chali gayi

Main:- aur tum jyada dimag kharab hai kya

Richa:- han haa kyukui mujhe tum chaaiye bas tum hamesha ke liye

Main:- woh toh hon hi

Richa:- nahi keval mere bas mere

Main:- tum abhi rest karo

Richa:- jabse aayi hon yahi kar rahi hon

Main:- tum aisa karo araam karo relax ho jaaogi aur yeh faltu ki chiz dubara mat karna
samjhi

Richa:- main koi naukar nahi hon jo bas baate sunnu

Main:- aisa kyu bol rahi ho

Richa:- kyuki tum mujhe abhi bhi apne dost ki behan mante ho aur apni bhi
Main:- nahi aisa nahi yeh galat soch rahi ho

Richa:- sar jhuka kar kyu bol rahe ho meri ankho main ankhe daal kar kaho main aage gaya
aur uske gaalo ko pakad kar uski ankho main dekh kar

Main:- kya tumhe in ankho main pyaar nazar nahi aata

Richa:- nahi aata bas auroo ke liye hai mere liye nahi maine usse choda aur palat kar diwal
se laga kar kiss karne laga

Richa:- ah baki awaaj meri mouh main reh gayi

Main:- mmm uss ne mujhe dhakka diya

Main:- aaj mat roko mujhe maine usse phir se kiss karna shuru kiya ab woh bhi mera sath
de rahi thi usne meri shirt ek jhatke main faad di

Richa:- aaj mat rukna kisi bhi kimat par maine usse bed par dhakka de diya aur uske opar
aakar uske gardan chusne laga

Richa:- mmm ssiii

Main:- kaisa lag raha hai

Richa:- aww pucho mat aisa lag raha hai jaise koi garam sarya mere badan ko chu rahi hai
yeh keh kar usne sar palat liya maine uske kaan main jeeb daal kar ghumane laga

Richa:- ohoo mera pair

Main:- kya hua tumhare pairo ko

Richa:- tumhare iss waar se kaanp rahe hain Richa ne ek hath se mere hath ko kas ke
pakad liya aur mere honto apne honto se pakad kar khichne lagi

Main:- aa oonaii dhere usne mujhe palat diya aur merre sinne par kiss karni lagi mere
sharir aur mera penis dono jaise aag main rakh diye ho

Main:- nooo pleaasee stop itt woh mere nipples ko chusne aur kuradne lagi

Main:- bas karo kha jaaogi kya

Richa:- han main aaj sab kuch kha jaongi

Main:- mujhe pehle kuch pina hai

Richa:- baad main pi lena abhi mujhe piyo maine usse palta aur uske kapdo ko khich kar
niche kiya aur wahi ruk gaya Richa mujhe kuch na karte dekh machalne lagi

Richa:- please kuch karo na main bohat gilli ho gayi hon

Main:- yakin nahi ho raha ke aaj tum mere samne iss halat nain ho

Richa:- toh chus kar yakin kar lo maine sar niche kiya aur uske boobs ko chusne laga kya
ahsaas tha ekdum kisi garam doodh ko pine jaisa Richa mere sar ko tezi se idhar udhar
ghumane lagi ohh yesss baby khaa jao pi jao sari garmi nikal do iski main aur tezi se chusne
lagi

Richa:- mmma aur tez aur uff main main gayi uska sharir jhatke khane laga aur woh dhili
pad gayi aur main hat gaya woh meri taraf dekhne lagi jaise keh rahi ho aage karo maine
phiche hat kar jeans aur underwear utar di aur Richa kabhi pura utar kar fhenk diya aur
uske opar aa gaya

Main:- jaan bohat dard hoga

Richa:- iss dard ko hi toh jhelna hai maine apna sharir halka sa dabaya

Richa:- uff please jaldi karo bardasht nahi ho raha

Main:- jaldi kiya toh dard kahi jyada na ho main thoda aur aage hua aur usse kiss karta
hua ek jhatka laga diya woh apne hath bed sheet par kasne lagi maine ek aur jhatka lagaya
uss ne mera hont chaba liya par maine kiss nahi todi aur ek aur jhatka laga kar pura andar
kar diya

Main:- aa aur kiss tod di

Main:- tumhare yeh naankhon mere sharir main ghuss rahe hain

Richa:- ahahaha please ruko mat mujhe dard ho raha maaa tumhare yeh mere nakunoo
se jyada dard de raha hai mmm karo na main jaise hi aage hua mere pith se khon mere
pet tak pahucha aur pet se khon hota hua uske pet par girne laga

Main:- please Richa nakon nikalo mera khon nikal raha hai

Richa:- uumm nahi woh mera hoga maine hath pice kiya toh mera hath uss ke hath par
gaya aur phir uske chaku par jo uss ne madhoshi main meri hi pit main ghussa diya tha
Main:- ohh kya kiya chaku hi mar diya Richa ekdum chonk gayi woh uthne wali thi aa maaa
please nikalo maine koi chaku nahi mara main piche hat gaya main koshishh karne laga
usse nikalne ki par nahi nikal raha tha

Main:- yeh mamuli sa chaku kyu nahi nikal raha

Richa:- han ufff mamuli sa chaku kya kaha chaku yeh maine kya kar diya uss ne meri taraf
dekha

Richa:- yeh maine kya kar dia

Main:- isse nikalo dard nahi ho raha par ajib sa feel ho raha hai

Richa:- yeh Black bird kon hai

Main:- tumhe uss se kya karna hai mujhe andhera andhera se lag raha hai usne mujhe
pakad liya

Richa:- uss ne kaha tha ki tum mere ho jaoge isse lagne ke baad par maine yeh jaan bhuj
ke nahi kiya

Main:- Deviikkaaa ko sab bata dena aur khud ko mat kosana shayad tum sabke sath mera
sath yahi tak tha par main bata duu main tum sab se bohat pyaar karta hon Richa ke aansu
meri body par girrne lage

Richa:- main bhi khud ko khatam kar lungi yeh maine kya kiya

Main:- nahi aisa mat karna mujhse acha ladka milega tumhe par kaash tum yeh thoda
pehle kar deti toh main toh apavirt nahi kar pata

Richa:- aisa mat kaho meri zindgi narak ban jayegi uss ke assoo se mera pura sharir bhig
gaya tha

Main:- Richa mujhe kuch dikh kyu nahi raha hai

Richa:- main didi ko bulati hon meri body rakah ban kar udne lagi

Richa:- yeh kya ho raha hai

Main:- sabka dhayan rakhna aur Devika ke alwa kisi ko mat batana ki ab nahi raha iss
duniyaa main woh mere pariwar ko sambhal legi aur phir dhiire dherre waha se mera
naam ohh nishan ghayab ho gaya Richa wahi behosh ho gayi usse yeh dhayan bhi nahi
raha ke woh kis halat main hai
What is chandni raat ek room main ek pyaari si ladki beth kar kuch likh rahi thi jo shayad
uske dil ke ahsas ko batate hain kaise batau tujhko kya yeh mera dil kehta hai bas tere hi
naam lekar dhadakta rehta hai pyaar kitna karti hon tujh se tu na jaan payega meri saaso
ke har pano bas tu apna hi naam payega mera dil bhi kahi kho jaye par mile tu har jagah
yahi tamana karta hai teri baho main hai janat yeh koi nahi jaan payega kyu ke tera dil bhi
toh mujh se pyaar karta hai tabhi gate par nock hua aur Komal ke aansu aur pen wahi ruk
gaye woh uthi face saaf kiya aur gate khola

Vinita: Komal mom Vikram: Komal dad

Vinita:- beta abhi tak kya kar rahi

Komal:- kuch nahi mom bas neend nahi aa rahi

Vinita:- soo ja beta kal school bhi jana hai

Komal:- haan mom bas ja rahi hon

Vinita:- ok beta good night

Komal:- good night mom

Vinita:- arre beta woh Dev ke ghar se card ayya tha uski behan ki shaadi ka kab ja rahi hai
Sam bhi keh raha hai jane ko

Komal:- nahi mom mujhe paper ka padhna hai good night uss ne gate band kar diya Vinita
apne room main jate hue ajeb baat hai pehle toh apne dosto ki ek birthday party tak nahi
chodati thi aaj pata nahi iss ke dimag main kya chalta hai Komal apne bed par roti hui soo
gayi kuch hi ghatnao baad raat ko khatam karte hue Suraj ki roshni ne bataya ke savera
ho gaya hai sab log angdye lete hue uthe aur ek halka saaya jaisa kuch ghar ke piche khada
hai

Saaya:- kon sa room hai Dev ka kafi soch vicharkar kar ke ek room main jane ki sochi aur
jhat se kud kar khidaki par pahucha

Saaya:- shit yeh toh Pari hai woh kud kar do room chod kar ek room ki khidki main gaya
aur andar chala gaya tabhi uske hath se flower pot gir gaya

Masoom:- kon hai waha arre Dev tum yaha

K Dev:- (saaya) haa tum se milne ka mann hua toh aa gaya

K Dev:- (mann main) yaar yeh sala Dev kis room main hai
Masoom:- toh gate se aa jate naa

K Dev:- acha chalta hon

Masoom:- K Dev ka hath pakad kar kaha ja rahe ho aaj tumhe meri yaad

K Dev:- (mann main) abe yaar Dev inhe kaise sambhalta hai kya bolo kya karu

Masoom:- kya hua aaj kuch sehme se lag rahe ho K Dev ne Masoom ko godh main utha
liya

Masoom:- haan haan arre dheere gir jaongi

K Dev:- apne iss asshique ke hote hue nahi

Masoom:- haan pata hai aisa asshiqu hai ki hamari yaad nahi aati

K Dev:- (man main) yaar kaise chup karaon kya bolu han baby bohat bolta hai

K Dev:- arre baby mera room kon sa hai

Masoom:- acha toh yaha pata karne aaye ho ki tumhari biwi ko yaha tumhari khabar hai
yaa nahi

K Dev:- nahi baby main Masoom honto par hath rakahte hue shiii kuch nahi pehle apni
baby ko ek morning kiss do K Dev usse kiss karta hua bed par gira deta hai

Masoom:- oucch aaram se

K Dev:- ab batao bhi

Masoom:- acha baba do room chod kar

K Dev:- (mann main) acha jis main Pari hai shayad Dev bathroom main ho woh jaldi se
hata aur gate khol kar nikal gaya

Masoom:- aaj inhe kya hua hai ajib tarike se kiss kiya aur aise nikle jaise jaldi main hon
bahar aa kar K Dev room ki tarf badha tabhi

Maa:- arre Dev uth gaya chal jara niche kuch kaam hai

K Dev:- (mann main) kya musibat hai agar Dev bahar aa gaya aur usse pata chala main
masti ke liye bahar gaya tha toh bhagwan hi bachaye udhar maa ne jaise hi Dev hi bola
woh awaaj sedha Richa ke kaano main padi woh ek jhatke se uthi
Richa:- Dev kaha hai Dev mera Dev woh gate ki tarf bhagi ke uske pairo se kapde takraye
Richa ko apni halat ka ahsas hua woh bhag kar baathroom main gayi aur naha kar kapde
pahene aur turant bahar ki taraf bhagi bahar nikal kar usne idhar udhar dekha

Richa:- Masom yaha Dev the kya

Masoom:- han shayad abhi mummi ji ke sath niche gaye Richa bhagti hui niche gayi aur
jaise hi usse ne K Dev ko dekha bhag kar usse peche se pakad liya

K Dev:- kon hai

Richa:- mujhe maaf kar do main kabhi aisa nahi karungi par aap kabhi chod kar mat jana

Maa:- kya hua isse Devika ne usse badi ajib nazro se dekha tabhi Sona tea le kar aayi par
jaise hi uski nazar Richa par padhi woh wahi ruk gayi uska diamg Richa ke dimag ko padne
laga jaise hi usse mera raakh ban kar ghayab ho jana pata chala

Sona:- nahii uske hatho se tea ki plate gir gayi aur woh behosh ho gayi K Dev ne jaldi se
Richa ko chudaya aur Sona ki taraf gaya usse goad main utha kar room ki taraf chal pada

K Dev:- yaha kya ho raha hai Payal didi Richa Masoom aur Devikabhi K Dev ke peche chal
padi

Maa:- beta aram se dekhna kya hua

Mousi:- pata nahi kitni musibate aayengi meri beti ki shaadi main

Dad:- maaf karna yeh sab shayad Dev ki wajah

Mousa:- bas aage kuch mat boleyega

B Chacha:- kyu pareshan hott ho iss ke liye

Dad:- kya batau par ab mera Dev se vishwas uth raha hai

Udhar K Dev Sona ko lekar room ke bahar

K Dev:- aap sab jao main samabhal lunga

Payal:- nahi hum bhi chalenge par yeh gate andar se kyu band hai

Richa:- woh andar Pari hai aur kal yeh mere room main the

K Dev:- (mann main) kya chakkar hai yaar gate knock kiya gya aur Pari ne gate khola
Pari:- kya hua bhai inhe kya hua K Dev bina kuch bole room main aaya aur Sona ko bed
par lita kar bathroom bhag gaya waha jakar

K Dev:- arre kaha hai yeh saala main toh mar jaunga iss family drame se K Dev bahar aaya

K Dev:- isse kya hua hai

Devika:- pata nahi jaise kisi baat ka sadma lag raha hai Richa K Dev ke pas aa kar uske
gaaloo aur honto ko chumne lagi K Dev usse hatata hua kya kar rahi ho waha woh behosh
hai aur tum

Richa:- kal raat ke liye sorry

K Dev:- (mann main) bol toh aise rahi jaise kal Dev ne iss thok diya ho

Richa:- kuch oh bolo na

K Dev:- mere jaan tum chinata mat karo sab thek hoga

Richa:- main toh dar hi gayi thi kya

Sona:- Devvvv chillati hui uthi

Devika:- arre kya hua Dev yahi hai Sona ne opar dekha aur khadi ho gayi

Sona:- kya tum Dev ho

K Dev:- aa kyu kya hua Sona ne Richa ko thappad mara

Richa:- pagal ho kya Sona ne uske baal pakad liye aur bed par patak diya Devika ne usse
pakad liya

Devika:- pagal ho gayi ho kya

Sona:- haan didi iss ne Dev ko maar diya yeh unka ansh hai

Pari:- nahi bhaiya

Payal:- Devvv yeh nahi ho sakta mera bhai dubara mujhe nahi chod sakta tabhi Shikha didi
andar aayi aur Richa par thapadoo ki barasat kar di sab aise sadme main the ke kisi ko
kuch pata nahi woh kya kar raha hai

Shikha:- kaimini kyu kiya tu ne aisa mere Dev ko kyu chin liya bol

Richa par bhi koi asar nahi ho raha tha kyuki usse laga Dev wapas aa gaya hai par yeh toh
uska bhram tha K Dev se shayad jyada sadme main koi nahi tha uska wajood hi mitne wala
tha Pari ki halat kuch jyada hi kharab thi Devika apne aansu poch kar khadi hui aur K Dev
ke pas jakar uske pairo main beth gayi

Devika:- ab aap hi humara sahara ho kyuki aap unnhi ke ansh ho K Dev chup chap pada
tha bahar gate ke side main diwal se lag kar Saloni roo rahi thi shayad uss ne bhi sun liya
tha par niche sab iss baat se bekhabar the K Dev ke kaano main jaise hi Pari ki awaaj padi
toh pata nahi uss main kaisa toofan uth pada aur Pari ko baho main bahar liya par Pari ne
usse dhakka de diya

Pari:- nn nahiii mere bhaiya ko mat marro pleasee mat maroo

K Dev:- Pari nahi main huu Pari uth kar khidki ki taraf bhagi K Dev ne usse pakad liya

K Dev:- pagal hai kya kaha ja rahi hai

Pari:- main kudh jaongi toh bhaiya ke pas sawarg main chali jaongi

K Dev:- pagal agar woh narak main hua toh

Pari:- aap gande ho

K Dev:- Devika kya ho gaya hai isse Devika usse pas aa kar uske sar par hath rakhti hai

Devika:- yeh sadme main pagal ho gayi hai yeh sun kar Saloni didi gate khol kar anadr aati
hai aur gate band kar deti hai aur bhag kar K Dev ke gale lag jati hai

Saloni:- meri behan ko bacha lo main tumhari gulam ban jaongii

K Dev:- aap kaisi baate kar rahe ho main uska ansh hon par mera bhi wahi rishta hai jo
mere malik yaa kahu mere khud ka tha

Udhar mousi aur bua sedhiyo se chad kar opar aane lagi hain

Mousi:- geeta yeh shaadi ho jaye bas thek se

Geeta:- arre chinta mat karo bas kal ka din aur hai bas dono gate ke pas aa kar knok knock

Geeta:- arre bacho bohat ho gaya ab chalo niche aao usse aram karne do nashta kar lo
phir tayariya bhi karni hai Payal didi ne aansu pocche aayi maa bas thodi der main Sona
thek hai ab

Mousi:- chalo didi sab thek hai jaldii aao woh chali gayi

Payal:- dekho jo bhi hai par ab kisi aur ko pata nahi lagna chahiye main nahi chahti ki sab
logo par yeh pahad tute
K Dev:- par kaise

Devika:- appko Dev banna hoga

K Dev:- nahiiii

Saloni:- please hamari family ka sawal hai

K Dev:- par main yeh nahi kar sakta

Devika:- agar aap nahi kar sakte toh koi nahi kar sakta

K Dev:- aur Pari ka kya karogi

Devika:- han agar iss halat main gayi toh

K Dev:- ruko ek minute K Dev ne Aditi ko yaad kiya Aditi waha aa gayi (abb iss main cofuse
mat hona bus)

Aditi:- aap ne mujhe yaad kiya

K Dev:- tumhe kuch time ke liye Pari banna hoga aur Devika tum isse Pari lok main chod
kar aaoo par iss ka dhayan rakha jana chahiye

Devika:- aap chinta mat karo samjho main hi rakhungii Devika usse lekar Parilok chali gayi
aur Aditi ne apna roop badal liya

K Dev:- ab chalo niche sab apna mouh do lo

Saloni:- sacch main tum hamare liye Dev bannoge

K Dev:- haan han thek hai par koi apna mouh niche nahi girayega uske baad sab fresh
hokar aise niche gaye jaise koi khus khabri sun kar aa rahe hon

Masoom:- lo mummi ji sab aa gaye

Dad:- Dev jara jakar hall ka intijam dekh le

Arav:- main bhi chala jaau uncle

K Dev:- arre thanks yaar

Arav:- kya kaha

K Dev:- arre pasta le pasta

Arav:- saale acha bahana hai

K Dev:- u huuuuuu

Janu:- arre yeh pani lo pani K Dev ne pani piyaa K Dev ne thoda se khaya aur uth gaya

K Dev:- aap sabko ek baat bata duu

Sab:- kya

K Dev:- ab main apna face change kar raha hon

Maa:- kya hua beta

K Dev:- maa ab main na Police ki aur na RAW ki naukari karunga main thak gaya hon

Arav:- matlab tu kudh ko dead

K Dev:- haan aisa hii

Dad:- chalo kam se kam family ko time to dega bohat idhar udhar jata rehta hai

C Chacha:- kya bhai aap support kar rahe ho

Dad:- han cote waise bhi iss ke lakshan thek nahi lag rahe hain ghar rahega toh nayi
company main lagwa dunga ek kaam kar tu apnr asli roop main aa aur school jaya kar apni
behno ke sath

K Dev:- (mann main) waah kya baat kahi hai ab meri Merra bhi milegi mujhe

Dad:- bol karega naa

K Dev:- ji dad jaisa aap kaho bas aap gussa mat ho

Dad:- gussa woh toh aa tab baat karunga chal ab teri shaktiyo ka kuch fayda toh hua K
Dev ne apna face aur body change ki

B Chachi:- arre yeh toh bilkul mera pyaara Dev jaisa ho gaya

Dad:- han ab agar koi aur hangama kiya toh samjh lena

K Dev:- ji dad chal Arav

Janu:- kya main bhi chalu?

K Dev:- chalo chalo teeno bahar aaye aur car se nikal pade K Dev ne song chala diya aur
naachne laga jaise sab kuch bhul gaya ho

Janu:- Dev kya Black bird mar gaya kya K Dev ne break laga diya
Udhar Black bird apne mahal main khushi se naach raha tha aur apne power ka istemal
kar ke mahal ki chizo ko fod raha tha

BB:- wow shaitaan kya chaal chali hai

Shaitan:- han akhiri wakt par meri chudail ne uss Richa ko vash main kar ke uss Dev ka
kaam khatam kar diya par samjh main nahi aa raha ki uska sharir kaha chala gaya

BB:- chodo woh mar gya mujhe uski shakati mil gayi aur main zinda ho gaya

Shaitan:- par dhayan rakhna kahi woh phir aa na jaye

BB:- han haa thek ab mera wakt hai iss shahar par raaj karne kaa

Shaitan:- ab main gorh nidra main ja raha hon ab mujhe dubara jagaane ki koshishh bhi
mat karna shaitan yeh bol kar ghayab ho gaya

BB:- abbe ja ab teri jarurat kise hai ab main raaj karunga iss shahar par main hon yaha ka
bhagwaan han ha han ha

Udhar

Janu:- kya hua break kyu lagaya

K Dev:- kuch nahi aur gaadi aage badha di teeno marriage hall pahuche

K Dev:- excuse me

Karishma:- (weeding plaaner) ji kahaniye

K Dev:- sab kaam thek chal raha hai na

Karishma:- han par app

K Dev:- arre main dulhan ka bhai Dev

Karishma:- woh toh dusre the

K Dev:- arre shakal ka kya rakha hai woh toh badalti rehti hai koi kaam hai toh batau

Karishma:- ji haan thoda cash mil jata toh kaam thoda jaldi ho jata K Dev ne jeb main hath
dal kar Dev ke purse ko yaad kiya aur woh uski jeb main aa gaya phir uss ne card nikla aur

K Dev:- lo iss se kar do jo karna hai aur sab ekdum costly hona chahiye koi kami nahi

Karishma:- han jaisa aap kaho

K Dev:- arre yeh kya yeh ghatyaa phol laga rakhe hai aur murjha gaye hain

Karishama:- sir woh bas badalne wale hain

K Dev:- acha kon se lagaogi batana

Karishma:- ji woh mogra

K Dev:- what non sense rose khatam ho gaye hai kya

Karishma:- no sir

K Dev:- ab jao mouh mat dekho aur thoda late change karna matlab kal warna phir se

Karishma:- samjh gayi

K Dev:- saala yeh pata nahi dimag se paidal logo ko kaam deta hai

Janu:- kya bol rahe ho Dev toh tum hi ho

K Dev:- han toh main apne aap ko kuch na kahu

Janu:- gussa kyu hote ho

Arav:- saale isse kyu gussa dekha raha hai

K Dev:- (mann main) kyuki mera kaam karne ka mann nahi aur iske chakar main woh Dev
parlok sidhar gaya ab uffff yeh garmi

K Dev:- abe yeh ac ka alag se kehna hoga kya

Janu:- kyu chilla rahe ho araam se kaho naa

K Dev:- oye bhai jara ac dekhna garami lag rahi hai

Worker:- ji abhi thek ho jayega

Arav:- tum dono room main chalo main aata hon sir ko tere decision kaa inform kar dun

K Dev:- han ja chalo tum yaha bohat garmi hai

Janu:- han chalo K Dev aur Janu room main gaye

Janu:- kya baat hai thode pareshan lag rahe ho

K Dev:- aur kya karu dad gussa hai opar se yeh kaam Janu uske pas gayi
K Dev:- (mann main) chalo kuch mitha milega Janu ne uske kandhe par sar rakha aur boli
kitne din ho gaye hai tumhare sath ek pal bitaye aur tu ne mere liye kitna kuch saha hai

K Dev:- (mann main) hey bhagwan yeh Dev kya chiz hai sab ki sab bas bhasan baaji

Janu:- kuch bolo naa

K Dev:- han kitne din ho gaye hai tumhare badhan ko chuye bina tumhari madhosh
khushbu liye bina Janu ne sar hataya aur K Dev ke sar par hath rakaha kya hua tabiyat toh
thek hai na aaj kaisi bahaki bahaki baate kar rahe ho

K Dev:- haan haan main aata hon tum tab tak jara jakar kal ki sari tayari dekho

Janu:- haan jati hon woh niche chali gayi K Dev bhi room se bahar aaya aur idhar udhar
ghumne laga

K Dev:- waah yaar yaha toh badi chahal pahal hai arre yaar woh red wala maal nahi nahi
pink wala acha hai tabhi uske kandhe par kisi ne hath rakha

Arav:- abbe saale tera dimag kharab toh nahi hai ek toh waise hi itni hai teri life main aur
yaha ladkiya taad raha hai aur maal kon hai

K Dev hans kar han ha arre kuch nahi main toh phuloo ke maal ki baat kar raha tha kafi
acha maal aaya hai

Arav:- chal mujhe pata hai kya dekh aur kon sa maal

K Dev:- acha chal jara baki kaam dekhte hain

Arav:- chal

Udhar kaale kaale baadloo se log aise gir rahe the jaise koi laasho ki barish ho rahi ho har
jagah khon hi khon maano jaise narak ho har taraf chikh pukar machi hai koi idhar roo
raha koi udhar kisi ke hatho main kile mari ja rahi hai toh kisi ki khaal kichi ja rahi hai kaai
logo ki ankhe nikli ja rahi aur kaayo ki ungliyoo ko sabji ki tarah kaata ja raha tha tabhi un
lasho ke dher se ek hath nikala woh sab ko hatata hua uss se bahar nikla ke ussii nazar
yaha padi

Main:- (Dev) hey bhagwan main kaha aa gaya tabhi waha suar jaise kutto par sawar ek
kankaal meri taraf badha woh bohat tezi se meri taraf aa raha tha main bhagne laga puri
jaan laga kar kafi der bhagne ke baad mere samne aag ki khayi aayi main uss suar ke hatho
katne se acha kudhna hi samjha maine aaag main chalang laga dii par main uss aag ke aar
par ho gaya kafi der baad main ek andhere kamre main tha tha tabhi waha waha tez roshni
aur awaaj hui jis se mere kaan aur ankhe sun ho gaayi kafi dher baad jab dekha toh mere
samne ek ajeeb shakal wala aadmi tha jis ke sharir par saaniko ke kapde the aur laal rang
kuch pith par usne ek telawaar phenki

Samasi:- chal uth aur lad mujh se bohat ladne ka shokh hai na

Main:- kon ho tum main kyu laduu tum se aur main kaha hon

Samasi:- tu narak main hai

Main:- kya par kaise kyu

Samasi:- kyuki tu ne bohat logo ka berahmi se khon kiya hai

Main:- par woh galat log the

Samasi:- par tu ne insano ko bhi apni shakti se mara insano ko dand dene ka hak sirf
mahakaal ka hai chal ab ladd aur apne dard ke din ginna shuru kar

Main:- kya par kaise kyu

Main:- nahi ladunga chahe kuch bhi ho

Samasi:- hume uska tareka bhi aata hai uss ne hath aage kiya

Main:- aahh meraa nahi ruk jao aahh ruko Samsai ne apni muthi khol di

Main:- huu uff maine talwar uthayi aur ladkhadata hua khada hua uss ne hath aage kiya
tabhi mere samne jamin se ajib si chiz nikali arre yeh toh sanik hai dheere dheere ek ek
karke mere chaaro tarf saaniko ka mela lag aur jamin uss bahar gayi yaha jaise koi jawala
mukhi ka shahar hai main soch main hi tha ek ne mujh par waar kiya mera kandha kat
gaya thoda gahra sa par bacha kyuki mere sharir par halka se kavach tha maine talwar ko
kash ke pakda aur ek sanik par waar kiya par usse kuch nahi hua mujh par ek sath chaaro
taraf se war hua main chalang maar kar kudh gaya aur talwaar ek ke sar par fhenk di uska
sar kat gaya aur talwaar mere hatho main jaise hi aayi ek tir dandanta hua meri pith main
ghuss gaya

Samsai:- ek aur mout ek aur terr maine fir ek sainak maar diya meri taraf fir se ek teer
aaya main sar jhukya aur usse kaat diya

Main:- aa merii jhaang teer katne tak do aur teer meri jhaang main ghus gaye
Samsai:- yaha teri mout ka yandav aur tujhe tadpani ka kila tu kya socha yeh kya hai han
ha han ha maroo

Main:- ruk jao agar main inhe nahi marunga toh main bhi mara jaonga

Samsai:- tu toh mara hua hai

Main:- phir mera khon aur mujhe dard kyu ho raha hai

Samsai:- han ha han teri saja tera dard

Main:- thek hai toh yahi sahi main sainako ko marta gaya aur terr khata gaya sabbko
marne ke baad meri halat kharab ho gayi main ghutno par gir gaya

Udhar Earth par

Saara kuch fix karke K Dev Janu ko lekar nikalne wala tha

Karishma:- hello sir apka card K Dev uske pas gaya K Dev ne usse ghor se dekha ho gaya
sab kuch

Karishma:- ji sir

K Dev:- bas Dev

Karishma:- ji

K Dev:- bas Dev bol do toh acha

Karisha:- hi he ok Dev

K Dev:- waise ek baat kahu

Karishma:- han kahiye

K Dev:- lipstick bohat achi hai

Karishma:- thanks

K Dev:- dherre se kash isse taste kar pata

Karishma:- kuch kaha kya

K Dev:- nahi chalo kal sab acha hoga na

Karishma:- bilkul itna paisa jo lagaya hai

K Dev:- abhi kuch aur bhi bacha hai kal dekh logi yeh bol kar K Dev car lekar nikal gaya

Janu:- kya baat kar rahe the uss se

K Dev:- arre kal shaadi ki aur kya tum bhi na

Janu:- acha lag nahi raha tha

K Dev:- arre bura mat mano bas shaadi ki baat ki

Janu:- acha papa se baat humare liye kab karo ge

K Dev:- kya matalab

Janu:- matlab puch rahe ho yaa gusaa dila rahe ho

K Dev:- sorry sorry karlunga pehle yeh mamla toh suljha lu aur han tumne pucha tha BB
ka kya hua pehli baar maine uske pankh ukadh diye shayad woh mar gaya hoga tabhi toh
kitna sukun hai Janu K Dev ke gaal par kiss kar deti hai

K Dev:- I love to pehle pata hota aise kiss milati hai toh abhi dubara zinda kar ke marata
aur tu kya kar raha hai phone main

Arav:- tere mout ki khabar pad raha hon

K Dev,Janu:- what

Arav:- yeh dekh news main aa raha hai ki dig aur Joker ek hi insan tha jo mar gaya hai
maine phone liya

News 7

Nisha:- aaj ki badi news mashur Joker aur DGP ek hi hai aur kal unki death ho gayi aisa
innka kehna hai

BB:- haan yeh sahi hai

BB:- main hon Black bird tum sab ka naya bhagwan

Nisha:- sorry sir yeh national tv hai

BB:- han pata hai

Nisha:- yeh sab chodiye bataiye humare dharshako ko ki kisne mara hai unko

BB:- uski wife ne

Nisha:- jaha tak humare sutro se pata chala hai unki koi wife nahi hai BB ne desk par ek
hath mara uske tukde ho gaye phir BB ne Nisha ko ek thapad mara

BB:- mujhe jhutaa bolti hai apne bhagwan ko oyye haram khoro focus yaha mere par sab
camere BB ki taraf ho gaye uske pankho ko khulta dekh kar sab dar gaye

BB:- han toh mere pyarre nagar wasiyo main hon tumhara naya maalik tumahara
bhagwaan ab dhayan rakhna main jo mangu mujhe milna chahiye agar mila toh kuch nahi
kahunga aur agar nahi diya toh sab maroge aur mujhe chahiye ki tum sab mere talve
chathoo aur ab tumhe bachane wala koi masiha nahi hai

Tv channel director:- kya ho raha hai aur tu kon ruk abhi Police ko phone karta hon uss se
pehle woh kuch kar pata BB ne uska sar uda diya aur pankh feela kar chat todta hua udd
gaya

Yaha car main K Dev pasine pasine ho gaya

Janu:- tumne toh kaha tha

K Dev:- sshiii chup raho merri smajh main kuch nahi aa raha hai

Arav:- abe yeh chahta kya hai

K Dev:- yeh bas shaktiyo ki bhok hai aur Janu ki

Arav:- main isse jaan se maar dunga

K Dev:- tujhe kya lagta hai Dev ne yeh nahi kiya hoga

Janu:- matlab K Dev bina kuch bole car ghar ki taraf bhaga deta hai ghar pahuch kar woh
sedha Richa ke room main jakar gate band kar deta hai

Richa:- tum yaha

K Dev:- sacch sach bata kis chiz se mara tha mujhe

Richa:- woh khanjar diya tha kisi BB ne par maine nahi mara yakin karo

K Dev:- ne usse thapad mar diya bevakof woh khanjar pas main rakhne ki kya jarurat thi
janti hai uss se meri sari shaktiya uske andar chali gayi

Richa:- rote hue mujhe maaf kar do mujhse galti ho gayi maaf kar doo

K Dev:- yeh roona band kar aur bata aur kya diya uss ne tujhe Richa roti hui ek bag lekar
K Dev ko diya jis main se yeh nikla K Dev ne usse khol kar sungha
K Dev:- uuu kya piya tha isse

Richa:- han thoda sa

K Dev:- tabhi main kahu sala Dev itna pagal nahi hai ki itni asani se mar jaye acha kya sex
bhi kiya tha

Richa:- wo

K Dev:- mujhse mat sharmao uss se kiya samjho mujh se kiya bas pata nahi kyu hume pata
nahi chalta issi liye main zinda hon

Richa:- han shuru hua tha

K Dev:- aur tumne mar diya usse

Richa:- han tumhe yeh sab kaise pata

K Dev:- Dev matlab jab main smarat tha uss se pehle main padne gaya tha bohat saaloo
kar liye tab mujhe yeh sab sikhaya gaya tha

Richa:- matlab

K Dev:- tum nahi samjhogi bas itna jaan lo ki yeh ek chudail aur sammohan kadhe ka
mixture hai jis se tum dono madhosh ho agye hoge kyuki isse pine wale ke pas jane wala
bhi uski chapet main aa jata hai

Richa:- matlab maine Dev ko nahi mara na

K Dev:- han par koshish toh ki naa

Richa:- isse pinne ke baad bas mujhe kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha par maine samabhal liya
tha khud ko kya Dev wapas aayega

K Dev:- mare hue wapas nahi aate ab mujhe chinta hai kahi yeh shaadi main kuch na ho
jo main shayad hi rok pau

Richa:- tum sabki madad le lo na Sona aur Devika didi sab janti hai

K Dev:- Janu ko kaise baatu ki Dev nahi raha abb

Richa:- tum mujhe mar do main aur unki mout ka ilzaam nahi seh sakti

K Dev:- kuch galatiya kabhi nahi mitti main ja raha hon Pari se milane tum jakae kaam karo
aur han dhayan rakhna koi news na dekhe toh acha
Richa:- thek hai main sambhal lungii K Dev ke jane ke baad Richa ek pathar ki tarah gir jati
hai jaise uss main jaan na ho Richa ke ankho se aansu nadi ke pani ki tarah bahne lage

Richa:- kash main itni khudgarz na banti aur khanjar fhenk deti aaj Dev hamre sathe hote

Now come to hell

Main samne dekha toh Samasi tha

Samasi:- bas itna hi dum hai waha teri behan pagal ho gayi tu lad bhi nahi paa raha hai

Main:- nahiii aisa nahi ho sakta

Samasi:- acha yeh dekh usne samne Pari ki tasvir dekhai jo idhar udhar bhag rahi thi aur
Devika usse pakadne ki koshish kar rahi thi usne hath hata diya

Samasi:- ab yeh dekh teri family ki mout ka saman phir jo ussnr dikhaya main kaanp gaya
BB zinda ho gaya usne sub kuch phir hata diya

Samasi:- kyu tadpa na haaha han

Main:- kyu kyu kar rahe ho mere sath

Samasi:- yeh toh mera khel hai

Main:- par mujhe mere ghar jana hoga

Samasi:- ab aaya mudde par fayda nahi hume tujhe yaha rokne ko kaha gaya hai

Main:- rokne ka matlab

Samasi:- Devta se jyada baat nahi

Main:- kon god

Samasi:- main aaj ka Devta hon yaha ka

Main:- fire god

Samasi:- huu yeh acha hai fire god

Main:- phir god mujh jaise main kyu interest lene lage

Samasi:- mujhe baato main mat uljha

Main:- main janna chahta hon akhir aisi kya baat hai ke ek fire god mujhe rok raha hai
Samasi:- kya tu nahi janta teri shaktiya kis se bani hain

Main:- woh mere pichle janam ki hain

Samasi:- woh nahi iss janam ki

Main:- kis se bani hui hai

Samasi:- (mann main) agar maine isse yaad dila diya ki yeh kya hai toh meri mout bhi ho
sakti hai

Samasi:- tujhe apna jeevan yahi katna hoga yahi teri saja hai jo tere liye mahakaal ne
nishchit ki hai

Main:- yeh kaisa faisla hai waha woh BB logo ko bina baat ke maar raha hai aur aap mujhe
bandi bana rahe hain

Samasi:- woh bura insan hai aur buri shaktiyo se bana hua hai par tere pas bhagwan ki
alokik shaktiya hain

Main:- bhagwan ki alokik sahktiya kaisi shaktiya

Samasi:- bas bohat hogaya

Main:- uuu uu uss aag ki chabuk mujhe current jaisi lag raha thi mera sharir bohat tezi se
hil raha tha maine himmat kar ke chabuk pakdi aur uss par talwar maar di

Samasi:- tu mere samne chiti hai

Main:- akhir kya hai meri shaktiyo ka raaj woh chabuk mujh par kas gayi usne mujhe khich
kar dur fenk diya main ek jawala mukhi ke pas gira uss ne talwaar meri taraf phenk di par
woh mujhe lagne ki bajaye jawala mukhi main chala gaya

Samasi:- u suu saanaa siii bera naki amso su du raaa

Main:- abe kya bak raha hai yeh dekho tum jo bhi ho godh yaa kuch bhi agar main yaha
bandi raha toh waha log marre jayenge tabhi peche se awaaj aayi

Main:- aa aisisssi maa kaaaa serpent

Samsai:- eess baaaaa cruuha naaa aruuu

Kasaa:- (isse abhi kha jao nahi toh hume khatra hai) Serepent kahtra sun kar meri tarf aaya
aur mouh khol diya main bhag kar ek gaadhe main kudh gaya Serpent ne mouh uss ghadhe
main mara par uska mouh jyada bada tha woh mujhe nahi nikal paya aur peche chala gaya
meri jaan main jaan aayi par phir dharti hilne lagi aur ek jhatke main opar hawa main
uchal gaya (hua yeh ki Serpent apni puch se jamin ko thokne laga jis se main bahar aa
gaya) maine ankhe band kar li Serpent itni tezi se aaya ki pata nahi chala main kab uske
andar tha

Samasi:- chalo mera kaam pura hua jab maine ankhe kholi toh khon ke samundar main
duba hua tha mujhe garmi lag rahi thi

Main:- yaar ek atma ko garmi kaise lag sakti hai main idhar udhar hilane laga maine dekha
opar se ek aag bhara koyla aa raha tha

Main:- abe yeh toh aag hai maine na chahte hui bhi khon main dubki laga di aur woh aag
niche chali gayi

Main:- uff yaha se kaise niklu main tairne laga kafi tairne ke baad main ek jagah pahuch
gaya

Main:- shayad ab oper chalna pade ek lambi chadhaye ke baad main uske mouh ke pas
pahucha uska ek daath toota hua tha main ussi ched se kudh gaya

Main:- arre yeh toh soo gaya hai main nikal leta hon agar yeh jaga aur uss Samasi ko pata
laga toh main gaya main dheere dheere bahar gaya dekha to yaha ka nazra hi alag tha ek
badi si diwal thi aur uss par snake bana hua tha tabhi niche nazar padi toh ek aadmi ne
dusre aadmi ko chaku mar diya aur ek ne usse pakad rakha tha aur thoda opar ek kaale
kapde main adami khada tha aag ki masal liye hue woh uss aadmi ko waise hi tadapata
chod kar chale gaye main pani main kud gaya jise mere opar ka khon saaf ho gaya bahar
nikal kar uss adami ke paas pahucha aur uska sar pakad kar utahya

Main:- kya hua aap thek ho sakte ho main koi madad karu adami ne ek taraf ishara karke
kaha mera ghar maine usse uthaya aur chal pada uss taraf par samjh nahi aaya ki narak
se main kaha aa gaya hon

Main:- aur kitna aage usne ek ghar ki yaraf ishara kiya main jaldi jaldi chalne laga bina
kuch kahe main uss ghar main ghus gaya

Main:- koi hai koi hai

Aurat:- aayi baba chilao mat

Ladki:- kon hai maa

Ladka:- kya mama aa gaye

Adami: Vinash Aurat: Vinashi Ladki: Sabnam Ladka: Garuja

tabhi Vinashi aayi uski pheli nazar apne pati par padi woh bhag kar aayi aur

Vinashi:- kya hua aapko Sabnam jaldi zahar la

Main:- pagal ho kya zahar yeh mar rahe hain tabhi ek ladki glass main hara se kuch layi
kuch kya ye jahar hi hoga unho ne uss aadmi ko zahar pila diya zahar pite hi woh ekdum
thek ho kar khada ho gaya

Vinash:- shukriya mere dost

Main:- eeeeh shukriya thek par yeh jebh se jal kyu chaahta

Vinash:- yeh hamare shukriya karne ka andaz hai tabhi uss ne ne phir apni lambi jibh nikali
aur mere gaalo aur honto par firaye

Main:- bas uum aa aaa

Vinash:- beti bas kar uss ne meri jeebh chodi asal main uss ne bhi apni maa jaisa kiya par
meri jeeb ko apni jeeb se pakad liya

Main:- tuuu tu pagal ho kya aap logo maine aapki jaan bachayi aur aap mujhe hi marne
par tule hue ho

Sabnam:- bohat bohat shukriya

Main:- bas bas bohat ho koi shukriya nahi samjha narak se sidha kaha aa gaya hon

Charo:- kya nark se

Main:- han narak se waha koi Samasi ne marne ke liye Serpent bheja jisne mujhe yaha laa
diya

Sabnam:- kya kaha sseee

Main:- arre bada sa saanp hai mujhe keh gaya tha tum sab kon ho main kaha hon par woh
uss se pehle hi mere sharir ko chaatne lage

Main:- chii band karo yeh shukriya

Vinash:- yeh shukriya nahi humara aadar hai aapke liye jo aap humare bhagavan ke sharir
se yaha aaye hain

Main:- kya jagh hai yeh

Sabnam:- naag lok hai par narak toh yaha se kahi dur hai

Main:- matlab nark ka pata aise bata rahi ho jaise roj jati ho waha

Vinash:- nahi naago ka jana waha warjit hai par aap kon jo mar kar bhi zinda hai

Main:- arre main woh kya matlab main zinda hon

Vinash:- matlab yahi ki arre han jab koi humare bhagvan ke khon se naha le aur bacha
jaye toh usse zindagi milti hai

Main:- kya matlab serpent matlab aapke bhagwan ke khon se zindagi

Vinashi:- han har naag dubara zinda ho jata hai

Main:- main naag nahi hon

Vinash:- phir aap main se janwar ki khushbu kyu aa rahi hai

Main:- (mann main) kya main yaha bhi bhediya ban sakta hon

Vinash:- kya soch rahe ho

Main:- kuch nahi

Vinashi:- hume apne sawagat ka mouka dijiye

Main:- mujhe mere ghar jana hoga kya aap log meri madad karoge yaha se nikalne main

Vinashi:- jitna hoga karenge

Main:- par main insan hon jahar nahi pita

Sabnam:- arre humara raajye bhi jyadataar insano jaisa hai

Main:- mujhe yakin nahi ho raha main narak se jinda aa gaya hon

Vinashi:- jarur aap bhagwan ke farishte ho jo mere pati ko bachane aaye ho

Vinash:- chaliyee hum baate kare tum jakar khana bana do bahar aakar hum baate karne
lage mujhe aisa laga jaise yeh banda meri madad kar sakta hai

Udhar K Dev Richa se jhut bol kar kahi ja raha tha

K Dev:- agar main zinda hon matlab Dev ko kuch nahi hua hai par wob kaha ho sakta hai
abhi ab sari shaktiya toh uss kutte ke pas hain main karu toh karu kya arre woh buda bhi
toh hai usne ankhe band ki aur bolne laga Guru ji darshan do tabhi usse ek chanta pada
K Dev:- kon hai behan ka Guru ji aap dhyene hua jo aap aayee

Guru ji:- chup kar badtamiz

K Dev:- badtamiz kyu Guru ji

Guru ji:- kyuki tu hai

K Dev:- maine kon si aapki ladki ched di hai

Guru ji:- chup kar murkh tu meri beti ke kabil nahi

K Dev:- kyu woh Pariyo ki rani se jyada khobsurat hai

Guru ji:- maine pehle hi kaha tha Dev se tujhe zinda rakh kar uss ne galti ki

K Dev:- kyu main kon sa rand chatakkk

Guru ji:- bas ab ek sabd aur nahi aur bado ki izzat karna sekh

K Dev:- kyu izzat se kon se mujhe mere mann ki chiz mil jayegi

Guru ji:- har chiz main sambhog nahi dhunda jata

K Dev:- toh aapki beti kya prasaad main mili hai

Guru ji:- kya mujhe issi liye yaad kiya ki mujhe jalil kar sake

K Dev:- (mann main) kya puchu iss budhe se sala aadhi baat bateyega

Guru ji:- nalayak pehle puch toh

K Dev:- Dev kaha hai

Guru ji:- kyu

K Dev:- khada nahi hota mera uske bina arre kyu kya hota hai

Guru ji:- agar tu mere sishya ka ansh na hota abhi tujhe basm kar deta

K Dev:- haan apka mahan sishye dimag jeb main rakhta hai kitni baar kaha thok de thok
par nahi bhai sahab romance karne lag gaye na lanka

Guru ji:- (mann main) yeh toh meri soch se jyada udand hai

K Dev:- ab bata bhi do

Guru ji:- woh nark main hai

K Dev:- kya par uss ne kon sa paap kar diya

Guru ji:- uske sharir main tere jaisa paapi jo hai

K Dev:- main paapi hon toh yaha kyu hon

Guru ji:- yahi toh vidambana hai ke ache logo ka ghada jaldi bharta hai

K Dev:- maine kon se paap karawa diya hai ek milli videshi toh shuru karwa diya par aapke
sishy ne koi kasar na chodi masal diya uss agent ko

Guru ji:- shiv shiv kaise anrgal baate kar raha hai tu tujhe uski koi chinta nahi hai shiv shiv
sadbhudhi do isse bhagwan

K Dev:- acha kaise bachana hai batao

Guru ji:- tujhe jaruat nahi hai woh kudh ki rakasha kar lega

K Dev:- waah Guru ji aaj se appko namaskar dhanye ho ab main free hokar gediya marunga

Guru ji:- teri gandi sangat se bachaye parbhu mere shisiye ko aur woh ghayab ho gaye

K Dev:- wajah yaar maja aa gaya sun ab chain se karunga apne mann ki aur aise yeh din
aur raat gujar gayi subah sab log uthe aur shaadi main busy ho gaye aaj finally Payal didi
ki shaadi hone wali thi par kisi ko abhi bhi chain nahi tha ek kamre main Shikha didi bethi
kuch soch rahi thi aur uske hath main gun thi tabhi uss ne phone uthaya

Shikha:- yes sir I want a team our leader is dead

Mohan:- ok I know about Dev Arav told me come fast we will do it fast Shika didi ne car
nikalwayi aur driver se keh kar RAW agency chal padi piche bethe hue unke ankho se
aansu nikal jate hain woh usse poch kar apni aap ko majbut banna deti hai

Shikha:- Shikha himmat nahi harni Dev ki behan hai tu jiske liye koi mission kabhi bhi
muskhil nahi raha kaise chod do iss RAW ko jisne mujhe Dev se milaya kuch hi der main
car RAW agency pahuchi Shikha didi jaldi se nikali aur apne training room main jakar
kapde badle aur ek telawar nikali aur practice karni lagi aur phir gun ki practice warm up
practice session ke baad woh opar gayi jaha ek helicopter khada tha phir woh nikal gayi
aur jungal ki taraf jaha BB trace hua tha uss ne chaanel director ko publicly mar kar sansani
faila di thi toh ab RAW ko rokna tha uss par kya yeh mout ke muh main nahi ja rahe

Shikha:- alpha 1 and alpha 2 I am your leader

Alpha 1 agent:- mam its really truth that Joker sir is dead
Shikha:- apne dard ko piti hue yaa its true

Alpha 2 agent:- mam kya hum BB ko hara payenge

Shikha:- main jhut nahi bolungi issi ne Dev sorry Joker ko mara bas hume sahi tarike
position le ke usse kaid kar sakein usse marna bohat mushkil hai

Agent:- par mam woh ek dart se kaise

Shikha:- kyuki yeh dart Joker par kaam karti hai ab jyada baat nahi we reach our
destination be alert dheere dherre sab bahar nikale aur jaise aage badhe heli copter blast
ho gaya sab seham gaye ek awaaj aayi sab ne aage dekha Bb mudta hua

BB:- aa gayi meri Joker ki jaan arre sorry Dev ki jaan

Shikha:- aurto ka sahara lekar kya war karta hai kabhi kisi aurat se mar khaega na tab yaad
aayegi tujhe apni maa

BB:- arre arre tu aram se seh le na uss ne Shikha par light chodi jo seedhe Shikha ke heart
par lagi

Shikha:- apna dil pakad kar aa Alapha ek ne jaise hi dekha uss par dart chala di par woh
raste main ruk gayi aur mud kar unhi ko lag gayi sari alpha ek sath dher ho gayi

BB:- bas itna hi layi Bb ko pakadne ke liye Shikha dheere se apni mike main now drop the
cage BB ke opar ek bada se cage giraya gaya par uss ne usse ek muke se tod diya cage ke
tukde Shikha ke sharir main ghusse kayi jagah se khon niklani laga Bb ne hath aage kiya
aur alpha 2 par attack kar diya alapha 2 bhi patoo ki tarah behosh ho gayi

BB:- dekh abhi mera mann nahi hai kisi ko marne ka chali ja par haan uss Janu ko bhej
dena Shikha ne gun nikali aur fire karne lagi jis main sedative the par Bb ne unhe funk
maar ke uda diya

BB:- kaash tu bhi dhoke se mara hota aur pas pahuch kar ek laat Shikha ke pet main maar
di

Shikha:- maaa Bb galat boli Dev bol usne Shikha ki jhaangh par laat maari

Shikha:- Devvvv Shikha ne pet se talwar nikal kar BB ki jhaang kaat di

BB:- uiiii yeh toh suii hai aur dhaar bana kar lati ek aur laat Shikha ke seene par padi

Shikha:- aa tabhi BB ne Shikha ka hath pakda tha ki uski ankhe band ho gayi uska dimag
sun pad gaya
Dev:- akhiri palo main koi kawaaiysh hai teri toh bata jaldi

BB:- nahi mujhe chod do please main tumhere pair pakadta hon

Dev:- han ha han aaj tu nahi bachega

BB:- nahi main yeh dekho main tumhare pair chahta hon maaf karo main kabhi bhagwan
nahi banunga Dev ne hath aage kiya aur woh bhediye main badal gaya aur Bb ka kam
tamam ho gaya tabhi Bb ki aankhe khuli aur uss ne Shikha ka hath chod diya Shikha ne
hairani aur dard se uski taraf dekha

BB:- hakalata hua tu kon hai kya tu ayati hai

Shikha:- aa Shikha dheere se khadi ho gayi kya matlab ayati

BB:- tu aane wala kal dekh sakti aur dikha sakti hai kya Dev zinda hai Bb pura paisine main
tha

Shikha:- kya matlab Dev zinda hai Bb bina kuch bole udd jata hai Shikha shock main thi ki
woh future dekh sakti hai

Note:- ayati sansakrit main future ko kahte hain BB apne raaj mahal pahuchta hai

BB:- sainko aaj ke baad sab band kar do koi na yaha andar aayega na main bahar sarre
sainik kaam par lag gaye

BB:- main nahi jaunga bahar ab nahi banna mujhe bhagwan main bas zinda rehna chahta
hon nahi chahiye mujhe koi jaanu nahi chahiye mujhe koi shakti akkhir itna kuch karne ke
baad main mar jaunga sacch main woh mamuli nahi mar kar bhi vapas aayega akhir kon
hai tu Dev

Sanik:- malik woh ladkiyo ka bandobast ho gaya

BB:- nahi nahi koi ladki nahi main marna nahi chahta bhag yaaha se sab ladkiyo ko bhaga
do

Sanik:- par malik

BB:- bhag kutte kaha na bhag Bb apni mout dekh kar pora hadbada gaya

Idhar Naag lok main

Vinash:- kya hua kya soch rahe hai

Main:- meri behno ne khana khaya ke nahi

Sabnam:- lagta hai bohat pyaar hai apni behno se

Main:- han jaan se bhi jyada pyaar karta hon aur woh mujhe bhi khud se jyada pyaar karti
hain

Sabnam:- acha hai aap ho bhi kitne ache mere pitaji ki jaan bachayi

Main:- arre nahi yeh har insan maaf karna har ek ka farz hai ki sabki madad kare

Vinashi:- aisa sab nahi sochte main hath dhoya aur uth gaya

Vinashi:- kya hua

Vinash:- itna asan nahi hai main waha jane ki galti ki toh mera yeh haal hua

Main:- kyu waha aisa kya hai

Vinash:- main waha sabse shakti shaali naavmani ke lalaach main gaya tha par pakda gaya
jab ek naag waha nahi ja sakta toh aap kaise jaoge

Sabnam:- han thode din ruk jaayiye yahi mauka dekh kar chale jana

Main:- nahi aisa nahi ho sakta aap nahi lekar jaoge toh main hi jata hon

Vinash:- kahi main phir pakda gaya toh mere pariwar ka kya hoga maine uske bete aur
uski patni aur beti ki taraf dekha toh kuch keh nahi paya

Sabnam:- suniye

Main:- ji kya hua

Sabnam:- appne hamari madad ki uske liye shukriya

Main:- rukko wahi ruko shukriya ki jarurat nahi hai

Sabnam:- kya aap yaha dubara aayenge

Main:- kabhi nahi iss manhus jagah kabhi nahi aaunga par aap sabse mil kar acha laga

Sabnam:- mujhe bhi ohh matlab hum sabko bhi main aur kuch nahi bola aur samne jungal
ki taraf badh gaya thodi dur jakar main muda toh woh ussi jagah khadi thi jaha choda tha
usse main ab bina mudhe chalta gaya akhir thak gaya aur idhar udhar pani dhundne laga
yaha haryaali bohat thi par pani nahi main pani pani chilane laga ki tabhi bohat tez tez
aawaaje aane lagi jaise marpit ho rahi ho main uss taraf chal pada shayad mujhe waha
pinne ko kuch mil jaye main jab waha pahucha toh ek banda dusre bande ki dhulayi kar
raha tha aur ek banda mere side main khada tha meri nazar padhi uske hath main shayad
sharb thi unke liye madira mujhe toh bas kuch bhi pina tha jo maine uske hath se khich
liya aur pinne laga ke tabhi woh jo lad raha tha uss ne mujh bich main patak diya

Sab:- chilane lage sardar mar do isse iss ne apki madira ko jhutha kiya hai

Sardar:- chal ab lad mujhse aur uss ne apni bhari bharakam talwar mere opar chala di
main jahat se side ho gaya

Udhar RAW ne ek team bhej kar sabko wapas agency main le kar aaye Shikha didi abhi bhi
ussi baat ko soch rahi thi ki Dev zinda hai par hai kaha

Mohan:- kya hua Shikha tum jyada mat socho par woh gaya kaha

Shikha:- pata nahi sir kaha chala gaya par team main toh koi gayal nahi hai

Mohan:- nahi sab par high dose ki dart ka nasha hai bus

Shikha:- sir main chaalti hon ghar par shaadi hai

Mohan:- ok jao baad mai discuss kar lenge

Udhar ghar par

Mousi:- arre Dev kya kar raha hai jakar dekh sab tayari puri ho gayi hai na Karishma ne
sab sahi se kiya hai

Karishma:- ji mam aap ghabaiyre mat

Mousi:- acha jara mere sath chal

K Dev:- chalo kaha jana hai mousi mujhe ek room main lekar gayi jaha Payal didi thi Payal
didi chudiya pehan rahi thi

K Dev:- arre aaj meri didi kitne sunder lag rahi hai nazar na lage inhe Payal didi kuch nahi
boli

Mosi:- kya hua beta tu udas hai K Dev unke pas gaya aur unke gale lag gaya

Payal:- kya sacch bol raha hai tu maa jara aap dekhana Saloni kaha hai

Mousi:- acha bulati hon Mousi chali gayi

Payal:- sacha bata kya Dev zinda hai ankho main aansu liye hue unhone pocha

K Dev:- han woh abhi narak matlab hell main hai

Payal:- kya par kyu mera itna acha bhai waha kyu

K Dev:- yeh toh mujhe nahi pata par aayega jarur pata nahi kab

Payal:- tu yeh shaadi rok de main Dev ke aane par karungi

K Dev:- aisa mat kaho kya main alag hon main bhi tu ussi ka hissaa hon

Payal:- nahi main abhi jakar sabko bata dungi main ja rahi hon woh uth padi K Dev ne unka
hath pakad liya

K Dev:- (mann main) kya karu kaise karu uss ne apni ankhe band ki

Now K Dev as Dev: (K Dev aisa iss liye kar raha hai ta ke woh apna faisla badal de)

Payal:- chod mera hath

Main:- didi apne bhai ki baat nahi maanogi Payal jaise shok ho gayi

Payal:- kya kaha main unke pas gaya aur unke gale lag gaya kya didi aap kya karne ja rahi
ho main yahi hon aapke pas yaha waha mat dhunda karo main toh aap sabke dil main hon

Payal:- tu aa gaya Dev tu aa gaya

Main:- han yeh Dev se main hamesha juda rehta hon

Payal:- rote hue kyu nahi aaya pehle main kitna royi hon tere liye aur Pari kya pata hai na
kya haal hai

Main:- han didi main sab thek kar dunga par aap apna makeup kharab mat karo aur main
jinda hon abhi kisi ko mat batana ab chalta hon happy marriage life my sweet didi K Dev
ne phir ankhe band kar li jaise Payal didi ko dikha raha ho ki sacch main Dev aaya tha

Now Dev as K Dev

Payal K Dev ko hilate hue

Payal:- Dev Dev

K Dev:- kya hua kaha hai Dev

Payal:- K Dev ke seene par maarne lagi uuu kitne ganda hai tu apni behan ki shaadi main
mehman ki tarah aaya huuu bu K Dev bhi apne aansu rok nahi paaya aur unko chod kar
bahar nikla gaya par jab woh niche aaya aur kisi ko car se utarte dekh woh gusse se laal
ho gaya
K Dev:- laalchi kutte yaha bhi aa gaye Udhar

Jaise hi sardar ne wara kiya main hat gaya par mere pair ladkhada rahe the maine phir
bottle ko uthaya aur pi gaya

Saradar:- tujhe nahi chodunga

Main:- eeuu uuu (hichaki) abe kya hai bee badi mast hai re itni powerful sharab thi ki
edukum dimag par chad gayi

Sardar:- yeh mera shikar hai sab hato

Main:- shikar aisa kya tu jakar kisi khargosh ka shikar kar

Sardar:- hum shero ka shikar karte hain

Main:- lagta hai kisi uaaaa kisi sher se mukabla nahi hua hai abhi tak gidar hi marè hain tu
ne uss ne apni talwaar mere taraf fenk di maine apni talwar uthayi aur uski talwar kaat di
maine apni tawalar dekhi nashe main kudh ko waha ka raja samjh raha tha

Main:- ladkhadti hui jaban se dekha na tu ne meri talwar main aag hai Sardar badi tezi se
meri taraf aaya maine aav dekha na taav talwar chod kar kudh gaya uss par aur jaise hi
uska sar pe mara wo ek pathar ki tarah tut kar gir gaya

Main:- chillaya nahii par awaaj aayi aaoo maine apne seene par baar baar hath mar raha
tha main pura bhediya ban chuka tha main ladkhadya aur ek ped se takra gya mere takrate
hi woh ped tut gaya aur waha jamin se ek mahal nikalne laga waha sab log hala machane
lage

Aadami 1:- danye ho parabhu humra sarap khatam ho gya main dheere dheere chota ho
gaya aur apne normal roop main aa gaya par ekdum nanga tha main shayad power hoti
toh kapde aa jate par mera nasha abhi nahi utara tha

Main:- aur sharab lao

Adami 1:- le maaya lekar ja aur pila unhe

Adami 2:- yeh tu bhi le Nira jakar pila

Adami 3:- arre arre Garishtha tu jakar pila yeh le

Main:- chup kar haram khoro mujhe pilaoo sab ek sath

Adami 1,2,3:- sacch Maharaj

Main:- kya kaha mahraj han main hon mahraj pilaoo mujhe sab woh teeno ladkiya bhagte
hue aa kar mujhe shaarab pilane lagi bina kisi sharam ke aur hans rahi thi tabhi meri nazar
unke sundar boobs par gayi meri aankho ko unho ne dekh liya tabhi ek adami aaya uske
hatho main kapde the teeno ne mil kar mujhe woh pehna diye

Maaya:- aap jo dekh rahe hai woh sab aapka hi hai

Main:- sharab pita hua ummm aa sacch main mera hai sab kuch tum meri ho

Nira ,Garishtha:- hum bhi aap ki hain

Main:- tum teeno meri ho ummm aa maja aa gaya sharab aur ladki

Nira:- ladki nahi hum aapki patinya hain jo ladki naaye raja ko pehle sharab pilati hai woh
yaha ki nayi rani hoti hai aur apne hum teeno ko chuna aur hume apna bana liya

Main:- umm aa ek aur baar pite hue aa aaj masal dunga tumhe chalo mahal main wahi
200 kadam par ek jhaadiyaoo main chupe ped par likha tha Sharabhi Kabila aur ek chetavi
bhi jo kuch aisi thi

Ek baar jo mouh se lagaye phir kabhi na maya jal iska tut paye bachega wahi jo sache
mann se dhayan lagaye aur iss chetavni ko padh rahi thi ek naagin jiske maathe par tez
roshni thi Idhar

K Dev gusse main un teeno ko aate dekh raha hai woh gusse main aage badh gaya tabhi
uss ke samne chacha aa gaye aur

B Chacha:- Dev tum jao main samabhal lunga

K Dev:- nahi main yaha se nahi hatunga innho ne aapko ghar se nikla kaise

Dad:- Dev kaha na ja yaha se

K Dev:- andar jata hua han kar lo apne mann ki main toh kuch hon hi nahi jao usse yeh
ghar bhi de do phir bhik mangna

Maa:- Dev chup kar mehmaan hai yaha par samjha K Dev mann main gaali deta hua opar
chat ki taraf chal pada

Niche

B Chacha:- ab yaha kya lene aaye ho woh teeno unke pairo main gir pade

Amit:- hume maaf karo please humse galati ho gayi hai

B Chachi:- nikal jao yaha se abhi

B Chacha:- Naina main baat kar raha hon na tum chup raho

Rahul:- dad maaf kar do hume galti ho gayi

C Chacha:- nahi bhaiya nikal do inhe yaha se

B Chacha:- Amit tu nikal ja yaha se

Sumit:- chacha ke pairo main gir kar papa maaf kar do hume hum paise ke laalach main
apno ko bhul gaye the B chachi ke ankho main aansu aa gaye the apne baacho ko dekh
kar akhir ek maa jo hai meri maa yeh sab dekh rahi thi

Maa:- bas karo tum dono iss khushi ke moke par yeh aasu thek nahi lagate jao tum appne
bacho ko maaf kar do akhir galti insan se hoti hai Rahul uth kar apni maa ke gale lag jata
hai

Rahul:- maa maaf kar do mujhe main inki baato main aakar galat kar diya

Bchachi:- bas kar beta mat roo tune apni galati maan li yahi bhut hai Sumit bhi apni maa
ke gale lag gaya

Sumit:- maa mujhe maar lo main hon in sabka gunehegaar par ab aap logo se dur nahi
rehna

C Chacha:- dekh kitne achi hai didi tum sabko maaf kar diya Amit meri maa ke pas jakar

Amit:- please badi mummi hume maaf kar doo

Maa:- uske aanso poochati hui nahi bache ab aur mat roo tum sab mere hi bache ho chalo
ab kuch kaam karo dekho aaj iss shaadi main kitna kaam hain teeno ke chahre hassi se
khil gaye aur

Amit:- han kyu nahi aakkhir woh hamari bhi behan hai batao kya kare

Dad:- kuch bhi kar lo bas ab mere bhaiyo ka dil mat dukhana B chacha, C chacha dad ke
pas gaye aur bole thankss bhaiya

Dad:- han han bas bhi karo jao jakar pehle mouh hath do lo

Amit:- maa hamari behne kaha un se maafi mangni hai aur gift bhi dene hain Kirti,
Sanajana, Ritu, Kasish sab bas unhe gusse se dekh rahi thi
Maa:- dekho tujhe hi dekh rahi hai par andar jakar miloo yaha mehmanoo ko pareshani
na karo sari behne ghusse main andar haal main chali gayi aur yeh teeno car se saamman
lekar unke peche jane lage

B Chachi:- aaj main bohat khush ho humara Pariwaar phir ek ho gaya hai tabhi ek ladka
aakar meri maa ke pair cuta hai

Ladka:- namsate aunty ji

Maa:- jite raho beta kon ho tum

Ladka:- (Akhil) aunty main Saloni ka dost hon jab aapke ghar gaya toh uske bhaiyo ne
bataya yaha hai toh milne aa gaya aur toh Amit ji nahi kaha ke shaadi main bhi chal lo toh
aa gaya

Dad:- acha kiya beta dekho andar hogi tumhari friend Akhil andar chal deta hai ussi hall ki
taraf jaha Amit aur baki the

In hall

Amit:- maaf kar do apne bhaiyo ko

Kiriti:- jo apne bhai ke sath kiya woh thek nahi kiya

Ritu:- apne unhe har baar maarne ki koshishh ki Sanjana ,Kasish chup thi itne dinoo main
apni behno se har ek baat jaan chuki thi

Sumit:- behnna maaf kar de na dekh Dev ke pas uski behne hain humara toh sab lut gaya

Kaisih:- bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa

Amit:- aabb hume jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai yeh baat Akhil ke peche
khadi Saloni didi sun rahi thi unhone Akhil ko nahi dekha aur unke pas aa gayi

Saloni:- apna lo apne bhaiyo ko warna tumhe bhi tadapna padega meri tarah sahi keh rahi
hon apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhaale hi kaisi the par in hi aansu asli hai inhe lagta
hai ab pachatawa ho gaya hai

Amit:- Saloni ke pas jakar tu bhi mujhe maaf kar de

Saloni:- maaf kiya bas aap log apni behno ke sath rehna

Sumit:- han bilkul Dev ki tarah

Saloni:- (mann main) kaash mera Dev yaha hota

Saloni:- acha chalo ab tum sab bhi inhe maaf kar do Amit, Sumit apni baahe faila kar khade
ho gaye par woh sab hili bhi nahi

Saloni:- ab aa bhi jao naa Ritu aur Kasish Sumit ke aur Sanajana Rahul ke aur Kirti Amit ke
gale lag gayi

Ritu:- bhaiyaa aage kabhi aisa mat karna

Sumit:- nahi meri behna nahi karunga

Sanjana- bhala apni behno se koi itni dur rehta hai ki unhe phone bhi na karre

Rahul:- acha baba galti ho gayi ab nahi hoga Saloni didi ko bas Dev yani meri yaad aa rahi
thi woh mud kar jane wali thi ki

Saloni:- ouuch kon hai aise samne arre Akil tum yaha

Akhil:- aur kaha itne dino se ghayab jo ho

Saloni:- tum kaha khade ho pata hai na issi main busy thi

Akhil:- chalo ab aagaya toh free ka khana kha kar hi jaunga

Saloni:- hans padi han haa khaa lena motu

Akhil:- kaha motu ab six pack ka jamana hai

Saloni:- acha thek hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yahi acha hai waise class ka kya haal hai

Akhil:- bas suni padhi hai tum sab ke bina

Saloni:- arre Gacy Nimi Shyaam aur Vishal kaha hain

Akhil:- sab hain par par Nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai Akhil,Gacy,Shyaam,Nimi,vishal:
Saloni's friends

Saloni:- chalo phir tum sabke sath niche maje karo main jati hon didi ke pas

Akhil:- ok jao

Idhar Shrabhi Kabile

maine Mahal ke kamre main jakar Nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya

Nira:- ouucch kya karte ho

Main:- aa maja aa gaya ab tum aur khush kar do Maaya aur Gehristha kamre se bahar
chali gayi mera dhayan bas Nira ke badan par tha

Main:- maa kasam kya jabardast jism hai tumhara

Nira:- to aao na maja lo iska main uske opar aa gaya aur uski badan ki khushbu sunghne
laga

Main:- aa kya main uski naabhi ko chatne laga

Nira:- aa maa mar ohh aaram ssiii aahh karo karo main ruk gaya Nira apni hath se apne
boobs dabane lagi Nira ne meri ankhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila di

Nira:- ab karo ruko aap insan ho aapko pasand aayega mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha
mujhse ruka nahi gaya aur maine apne kapde khich kar faad diye

Main:- aa uff ye garmi kya hai iss sarab main Nira aapni hath choot par dabate hue aahh
maaa chodo na sharab ko sabab ko pakdo aur chuso maine usse pakda aur usskr honto
ko khich khich kar chusne laga maine hath uski penty par raka aur tez tez ragadne laga
Nira mera lund pakad kar dabane lagi

Main:- ohh muu Nira mere honto ko khaye ja raha thi aur main uske choot ko masalta ja
raha tha aur woh mere lund ko par uske hath bohat tezi se chal rahe the maine kiss tod
di mera face opar ho gaya aahh ufff dhire ohh mera juice nikal diya

Nira:- hehehe

Main:- hanso mat aaj tujhe rula dungaa

Nira:- han rula do woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya

Main:- uff kya garam jeebh hai aur chus han chuss ab sharab aur sahabab ka nasha pura
chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag ne toh kam karna band kar diya tha

Nira:- tumhara loha kitna garam hai main jakar bed par beth gaya

Main:- aa idhar jhaang par beth woh jaise hi bethi main uski chuchiyaa dabana shur kar
diya

Nira:- aayee maaa mar gayi itna tez mat daboo doodh nahi hai in main

Main:- aur mera jo nikal diya itna kimati

Nira:- wo toh main aaahh maine usse bed par patak diya aur side main aa gaya
Nira:- nahi aur mat pinaa bohat jyada ho gaya hai par main bina sune pura pi gaya aur
fenk diya aur bed par kud kar Nira ko chumne laga

Nira:- araam se kaha bhage ja rahe ho yahi rahna hai tumhe aahh maa meri chuchiyoo ke
piche kyu pade ho jab mera mann bhara toh main niche hua aur uski penty khich kar kar
faad di

Nira:- aise kya dekh rahe ho tumhari ankhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kya haal honi wala
hai main usse opar aa gaya

Nira:- thoda ruk jao saas lene do

Main:- nahi woh main baad main karr lun

Nira:- jara arram se karo bohat dard hoga

Main:- ladkiya kehti hai asli maja issi main hai

Nira:- maaa aahh bachaaoo uski aawaaj se mere kaan fat gaye main uske boobs chusta
hua bas ho gaya ho gaya woh dherre dherre saas lene lagi jaise uski saas ruk gayi ho maine
jyada jor se jhatka mar diya tha

Main:- thekk ho naa

Nira:- hmm ab utho mat main dheere dheer uske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karne
laga ab bas ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex ka uski kamar ko hillata mahasus kar ke
maine dhake lagana shuru kar diya

Nira:- uff han aise uff lambe jhatke mat maro aahh karo karo aut tez aur tez andar tak aa
han han Nira ne mujhe apne opar kas liya aur main dhake lagta raha

Nira:- aahh main gayi main gayi ohh aur woh jhaad gayi par maine uska hath hataya aur
aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karne main 10 -12 minute baad main jhaad kar uske opar aa
gaya Nira ne mujhe dusri taraf litaya

Nira:- apne aaj khush kar diya kuch galat nikla ho mouh se toh maaf karna

Main:- nahi kuch nahi waah kya maja aaya ek dum gazab

Nira:- toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hain maine samne dekha toh Maaya aur Garishtha khadi
thi

Maaya:- hume bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar chahiye

Main:- han han thek aisa hi milega

Garishtha:- abhi chahiye

Main:- kayya par isse sunne se pehle hi unhone mere mouh main sharab ki bottle thus di
aur mera pakaadd liya

Udhar

Amit:- Dev kaha hai

Kasish:- opar gaya hai bhai

Amit:- kya bola

Kasish:- opar gaye hai

Amit:- woh nahi akhiri main

Kasish:- hi he be bhai

Amit:- main kitna pagal tha itni pyaari behno ko chod kar paisoo ke peche pada tha Kasish
Amit ke gale lag gayi bhai aap ne aisa kyu kiya jab aap itne ache ho

Sumit:- behan uss baat ko jane de naa

Amit:- acha chal Dev se maafi maang aate hain aur sab opar chal pade jaise hi woh opar
wale floor par aaye sari behno ke sath waha unhe Shikha didi mil gayi Rahul bhagta hua
Shikha ke pas gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki Shikha didi ne usse tappad jad diya

Shikha:- tumne kya socha hai main in jaisi hon jo pal bhar main maaf kar dungi

Amit:- maaf kar de na behan

Shikha:- ohh kya bola sunai nahi diya main toh uss din Dev ki lover thi na han toh behan
kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh Dev par ungli uthane wale ko apni juuti na du maafi chalo
niklo jakar khana thusoo aur jakar paiso gino nasadiyoo Shikha didi sab ek saas main bol
gayi

Kirti:- bas karo didi

Shikha:- chilla padi tu chup kar K Dev jo pas ke room main tha bhaar aaya toh dekha Shikha
khaas rahi hai usne room se bottle uthayi aur Shikha ke pas aa gya

K Dev:- kya hua didi yeh pani piyo aur Shikha ko pani pilata hai
K Dev:- kisne kya kaha Shikha meri Shikha ko han K Dev jaise gusse main pagal ho gaya

Ritu:- nahi bhaiya woh jara si khansi hai bus

K Dev:- aur tum teen nasadi yaha kya kar rahe ho Amit haat jodta hua hum maafi mangani
aaye hai

K Dev:- (mann main) saale jarur kuch lene aaye hain

K Dev:- tum sab ladkiya didi ko lekar jara room main chalo main aatta hon sab chale gaye

Sumit:- chal jara chat par baat karte hain agar Dev tujhe paresahni na ho

K Dev:- chal na dekhta hon kya baat hai teeno chat par pahuche

Amit:- hume maaf kar do hum pagal ho chuke the nashe main

Sumit:- haan hum bas teri biwiyoo ke aalwa kuch nahi dikhahta hai

K Dev:- bosadi waloo gaand maar dunga kutto

Amit:- kyu be humne toh bola teri biwoyo ke bare main aur tu hamari hi behno ko fasa
raha hai kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tu ne

K Dev:- saalo tumhara dimag ekdum sad gaya hai

Sumit:- ummm saala kon se dega Saloni yaa woh aur kuch bolta uss se pehle usse do
daanth kurbaan ho gaye K Dev ke mukke se

K Dev:- ab rota reh par agar meri kisi bhi behan yaa meri chahne wali par nazar daali toh
yahi gaad dunga

Amit:- tu ne yeh acha nahi kiya

K Dev:- aaj tum sab ka mater hi close kar deta hon K Dev ne usse bhi ek mukka mar diya
Amit jakar diwal se takraya Amit ke mouh se khun aane laga aur behosh ho gaya woh
Rahul ko marne hi wala tha ki kisi ke aane ki awaaj aayi K Dev ekdum se hat gaya aur Amit
ke mouh se khun laga kar Amit ko apni goad main utha liya

B Chachi:- kaha hai Dev arre yeh yeh kya hua Amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khon K Dev rote
hue

K Dev:- chachi chachi B chachi K Dev ke pas bhag kar aur apni saadi se Amit ka khon
pochane lagi aur unke aanko main aaansu aa gaye
K Dev:- chachi woh ek bada sa udne wala aaya aur maar kar chala gaya aur main kuch nahi
kar paya

B Chachi:- haaye mere laal ka kitna khon nikal raha kide pade uss Black bird ko

K Dev:- kon chachi

B Chachi:- tv main aaya tha uss harami ke bare main chal jadli isse niche lekar chal Sumit
Rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi K Dev Amit ko lekar ek room main gaya aur teeno log bhi
Sumit ne apna mouh pakad rakha tha par B chachi ka saara dhayan Amit par tha

K Dev:- (mann main) pada rahe ab yahi bosidika jab dekho plan banata hai

K Dev:- chachi aap sabahal logi na main shaadi ka kaam dekhta hon

B Chachi:- han ja Shikha ko bhej woh kar degi sab ja jaldi yaha mera dil betha ja raha hai
ek toh mera beta ab jakar aaya aur kitna pyaar se mila sabse par kisi ki nazar lag gayi mere
bache ko

K Dev:- ghanta lagi

B Chachi:- kya bola

K Dev:- ghante bahar main thek ho jayega

B Chachi:- tu jaaa raha hai yaa main jaau

K Dev:- jata hon jata hon gusaa mat karo uske baad kuch khaas nahi hua sab busy the aur
kisi ke pas itna time hi nahi tha aur jab barat aayi toh yeh busyness apne ufaan par tha issi
tarah puri dhom dham se shaddi complete hui K Dev ne apne pan se itna kiya ki sabko
yakin dila diya ki woh hi Dev hai jo gaya woh ansh tha par har koi perfect nahi hota aur K
Dev jaisa kabhi nahi ab kis ke dil main kya tha bata nahi sakte aur pata bhi kaise chalae
jab tak woh usse jahair naahi karta time niklata raha na Dev aaya na hi uski yaade bas logg
apne life main aage badh gaye Devika K Dev ki baato ko apna adesh manti thi aur uss ne
bohat koshish ki par Pari ko koi jaadu koi shaakti thek nahi kar payi iss baat par Saloni ne
uss se keh kar Pari ko london ke bade hospital main aadmit kiya jo Akhil ne bataya aur
uski madad bhi ki aur kuch baato ko dekha jaye toh lag raha tha ki Akhil aur Saloni kafi
close ho rahe the par ek innsaaan sabse khush thi aur woh thi Shikha woh pata nahi kis
future ko dekh kar khush hoti toh kabhi rooti aur iss bich Amit Sumit ne bohat chaale chali
par har baar naakam hoti pata nahi K Dev ke pas kon se formula hath lag gaya tha aur
sabsai badi baat K Dev ne school shuru kiya aur apni behno ke sath school jata aur Merra
ko chedta aur ek addat pal li thi uss ne parties main jana aur naye maal patana aur yeh
sab iss liye ho paa raha tha kyuki uss ne Masom ko Janu aur Sona ko mana kar Haryana
bhej diya apni padhai puri karne ke liye Janu iss liye maan gayi kyuki usse bas Dev se
matlab tha chahe woh kuch time baad hi mile kyu na par kuch baate bhut hi ajeb thi ki
akhir uss maar ke baad Payal ki shaadi aur kayi baar haarne ke baad Dev ke bhai chup kyu
the aur Bb ko kya ho gaya tha itna kaise dar gaya kahir kuch na kuch toh hoga hi Sanajana
Kasish bhi apne padhai karne chali gayi aur Richa ne apna college shuru kar diya s

Sab bado ne faisla kiya ki ab jab tak apne date of birth ke hissab se Dev pura balig nahi ho
jata hai usse sabse dur rehna hoga aur yahi main karna tha ki sab uska wait karne ko raazi
ho gayi toh K Dev nahi keh duiya ki woh sab apni study continue rakh shakati hai Rajeswari
ji ko maa ne unki beti samet apni family main jagah de hi di par K Dev aur unki beti ki bich
kuch toh chal raha tha aise hi karib 3 saal gujar gaye na Dev aaya na uski yaade ab Dev
puri tarah se baalig ho chuka tha kannoni taur par bite kuch saal main aisa kuch jyada
bada hua nahi jo batana layak ho

Ab sab ache khase jawan ho chuke the aur K Dev bhi power ka istemal karna band hi kar
diya tha aur shayad iski jarurat nahi padi K Dev college main padne laga aur Neha aur baki
behne bhi ussi ke sath par Neha phir se ukhadi ukadi rahani lagi thi haalaki dosto ke sath
bohat masti karti thi par K Dev usspar dhayan nahi deta tha shayad ek Pari hi thi jo
hamesha Dev ka kaan pakad kar sooti thi jo aaj bhi apne hosh main nahi thi par sabse badi
baat jo thi woh yahi thi ki akhir Dev hai kaha

Now Dev in sharabi kabila

Main iss sharab aur shabab main itna kho gaha ke pata hi nahi chala ke wakt kaise jugar
gaya par ek din woh hua jis se mera sara bhram tut gaya aaj pore teen saal baad main
bahar nikal kar ghumne apna kabila Nira aur maaya ne bohat roka par main nahi mana
aur gussa main suna kar aa gaya jab main ek talab ke pas pahuch toh waha kafi chamak
thi main jaise hi aage badha ek ladki aayi aur mere math par kuch mara aur main bhehosh
ho gaya jab ankhe khuli toh kuch kavach jaisa bana rahi thi usne aa kar mere sar par ek
diamond jaisa kuch rakha (naagmani) aur uss ne jaise hi rakha meri ankhe band ho gayi
aur mere dimag main baate gunjne lagi

Saloni:- mere Dev kaha ho

Shikha:- aabbb aa bhi jao

Sona:- kash main tumhare ansh ki baat na manti tumhara chehra dekh kar hi meri saase
chalti thi ab jasie sab khatam ho gaya hai

Pari:- mat maroo mere bhaiaya ko mat maroo

Maa:- kya ho gaya hai mere bache ko badla badla se hai

Neha:- bhaiyaa apne mujhe phir akela chod diya ab aapka aur mera rishta kehtaam

Amit:- iski Saloni ka kuch karo yaar warna gaye woh 2000 crore

Sumit:- pehle apani Shikah ka kuch illaaj kar

Dad:- ab lagta hai Masoom ke dad se baat karne hogi

K Dev:- yaar Meera ke kitne bade hai sabji lekar ja arre han woh han yeh hui baat gajar
bhi lee liya apni laal laal honto ke liye

Masoom:- bhagwan tu ne acha nahi kiya kam se mere Dev ke ansh ko toh mera bana deta

Main jahtt se uth gaya

Main:- baby meri baby meri Neha meri maa main aa raha hon maine samne dekha

Main:- Sabnam tum yaha

Sabnam:- haan pichle teen saal se intezar kar rahi thi akhir aap bahar aa gaye

Main:- par tum mera wait kyu kar rahi thi

Sabnam:- apne meri pita ki jaan bachai hai toh main kya aap ke liye itna nahi kar sakti
maine uski tarf dekha toh uski baato se aisa na laga

Main:- mujhe mere ghar jana hoga kaise bhi tum naaglok se jane ka rasta batao

Sabnam:- kya aap ko kya dikha jo aisi baat kar rahe ho

Main:- apna pariwar meri pyaari behno ki awaaje aur mujhe pyaar karne wali sab ko dekha

Sabnam:- pyaar karne wali woh sab bharam tha

Main:- main iss sharabi jagah ki nahi apni prithavi par apni premikao ki baat kar raha hon

Sabnam:- (mann main) hey bhagwaan isse toh woh sab se jyada shakti shaali naagmani
dikhani chahiye thi yeh toh apni family ko dekh raha hai matlab isse yaaha 3 varso tak
rakhna bekar raha iss par hawas kyu hawi nahi hui jab ki yeh yaha har din sambhog karta
raha fir kaise

Main:- rasta batao na

Sabnam:- tumhe uss ke liye mani pani hogi

Main:- mujhe batao wo kaha milegi

Sabnam:- kya tum usse le paoge

Main:- tum batao main sab kar lunga par pehle mujhe kuch amrit buti aur kesr pani aur
laal sindur aur ek jodi safed kapda chahiye aur yaha nadi kaha hai

Sabnam:- yeh samaaan mil jayega par kyu

Main:- aaj mujhe meri shaktioyo ka awwaha karna hi hoga warna main woh madhi nahi
paa sakta

Sabnam:- aur shaktiya hai tumhare paas

Main:- han main Vijay smarajye ka Samraat hon

Sabnam:- kya aapka naam ddd

Main:- Dev Rajput hai wahi Rajputoo ka Vijay Samarayge wala hon sahi samjha tumne

Sabnam:- mere pairo main gir kar boli mujhe maaf kar dijgye par aap itne bade shakti
shaali hokar yaha kaise fas gaye

Main:- main nahi chahta tha ki main un shaktiyo ka awhaan karu jis se main phir wahi ban
jaau aur yaha waha ladta rahu main ab chain ki zindagi bitana chahta hon aur tum kya
sochti ho main 3 saal tak kyu raha mahal ke andar

Sabnam:- woh

Main:- han ha han ha tumne socha main waha bas sambhog main laga hua tha arre un
ladkiyo ka kya tha jo unki jindagi kharab karwa di tumne ek maddi ke chakkar main agar
maine unke sath sambhand bana kar na manaya hota toh tum sab fir se meri Sadhna
bhang kar dete

Sabnam:- matlab kya Maharaj

Main:- jab tak main apni sadhna main nahi bethta tab tak yaha se nahi nikalta par tumne
mere sath yeh chal kiya yeh acha nahi laga mujhe
Sabnam:- aap kya keh rahe hai main samjhi nahi

Main:- kya tumhare pita ne tumhe nahi bataya ke main kon hon

Sabnam:- nahi unho ne bas kaha appko yaha fasa dena hai aap abhi kamzor ho

Main:- huu haan uss time main kamazor tha par jab 6 mahino tak bas din raat sambhog
(sex) karte karte ek din mujhe mere pith ka chalchitra (Komal ka tatoo) dikha tab hi mujhe
sab yaad aa gaya phir dheere dhiree maine apni sadhna ka wakt badhaya aur apni kuch
shaktiyo ko bulaya aur ek bohat takatwar kavach (shield) ka nirman kiya jis se tum bas
wahi dekho jo chahti ho

Sabnam:- hume maaf kar do mahraj hume maaf kar doo

Main:- chalo maaf kiya kyu ke main tumhari wajah se aaj apne chahne waloo ke awaaj
sun paaya hon

Sabnam apni mani aage dete hue aap isse rakh ligye

Main:- nahi tumhari mani nahi le sakta main tumhe nahi mar sakta bas mujhe uss mani
tak pahucha do aur pehle puja ka prabandh kar do

Sabnam:- ji Maharaj

Main:- aur apne dil se mujhe pane ka khwaab mita do ab yeh mat kehna ke nahi aisa nahi
hai jab tumne mujhse puccha ki main wapas aaunga tabhi main samjh gaya par ab tumne
mere uss vishwaas ko tod kar mere 6 mass (mahine) ka gala ghot diya jo mere zindagi ke
sabse kimti the par ab main sabko mar dunga jo mere raste main aayega iss liye ab jitna
kaha hai karo Sabnam mujhe fir ek talab ke pas le gayi aur maine apni puja shuru ki

Main:- tum bhi bhetho aur puja main bhag lo

Sabnam:- jii fir puja chalti rahi waha ka mousam badalne laga bijli kadakne lagi aur phir
wahi bijliya muj par girne lagi Sabanam mere sahrir ko dekh kar dar ke marre pasene
pasene ho rahi the mera opar ka sharir pura nanga tha mere sharir par kuch kaale saaye
mandra rahe the aur bijli ke jhatke mere pet par lag rahe the jis se Sabnam ki halat aur
kharab ho gayi meri Mohani sakti dur dur tak failane lagi jo waha aas paas ke kabile ko
lubha rahi thi waha kuch time main mere viprit ling walo ki itni bhid lag gayi ke kya batao
sab ki sab mujhe pana chahti thi

Main:- hy mere kul Devta main aap se apni shaktiyo ka awahaan karta hon jo aapke
charnao main arpit ho gayi thi main janta hon ke main iss shakti ke kabil nahi hon maine
hamesha apne pariwar ke liye iss ka apmaan kiya iss ke liye main sharminda hon tabhi
roshni hui aur mujhe chod kar sab behosh ho gaye

Main:- parnaam prabhu aapko shat shat naman

Kul Devta:- jite raho mere bache yeh tumhari hi galtiyoo ka Parinaam hai tumne unko apni
shakti se bachaya jo mout ke do kadam dur the akkhir uska Parinaam milla tumhe apne 3
barash yaha kaat ke

Main:- parbhu maaf kar de aage main aisa kaam nahi karunga jis se iss shristhi ka santulan
bigad jaye

Kul Devta:- woh toh tum pehle hi kaaiyo ko assim shaktiya dekar aur unki aayu (age) ko
bada kar chuke ho par yeh mat sochna ke unki zindagi main takleef nahi aayengi sab
aayega aur unhe yeh sehna hoga un sabko jaise tumne itne baar saha hai mere bache

Main:- main unki ankho main aaansu kaise dekho jinko main pyaar karta hon aur jo
mujhse pyaar karti hain

Kul Devta:- mere bache tum kis kis ke aaansu pochoge iss sansaar main jitni khushi uss se
jyada dard hai logo bas khushi ke piche bhagate rehte hain par samne ki khushi nahi dikhti
jab woh dur jane lagti hai toh unhe samjh main aata hai ke woh uss se pyaar karte hain
aur yahi unki khushi hai

Main:- ji parbhu

Kul Devta:- aaj kal ki duniya swarthi hai mere bache yaha tum pyaar aur maafi ke sahare
nahi jee sakte jab dharm ki baat ho toh piche nahi hatna chahiye aur galat baato ko tab
tak suno jab tak tum kuch nahi kar sakte

Main:- par parbhu main iss Mohani shakti ke jal main fas gaya hon akhir kaise main iss
duniya se laadu iss se auroo ki baat alag hai par jab apne aate hain toh main chaah kar bhi
woh nahi kar pata jo main karna chahta hon

Kul Devta:- mere bache shastro ke gayan aur taakat toh bohat hai tumhare pas par tum
hamesha sahi galat par ruk jate ho akhir kyu

Main:- aap sab jante hain fir bhi puch rahe hain

Kul Devta:- jab tum uss kaal pakchi (BB) ko ek waar main maar sakte ho toh kyu lad rahe
the yeh ladayi
Main:- prabhu iss shkati ke sath mere hamesha dushmano ka ijaafa hua hai kabhi raajye
ke liye toh kabhi meri inhi shakatiyoo ke liye toh kabhi irssha main

Kul Devta:- toh kya dar se tum kuch hasil kar paye nahi na kuch bhi nahi aaj tumhare pas
bas bachi hai toh ek assha ke tum apne ghar jaoge kya tumhare uss kaal pakchi par dayaa
se tum bacha paye apne pyaar ko bacha paye apni behan ko pagal hone se bacha paye
kya tum ab bhi kahoge ki tumhe dar hai

Main:- nahi prabhu main apni shaktiyo ke liye saj (tayaaar) hon uske baad waha alag alag
dishao se roshni aa kar mere sharir main jane lagi mera sharir itna jyada chamak raha tha
ki koi dekh le toh andha ho jaye uske baad tez barish hui aur mere sarir par ek jharne se
pani girne laga jo shayad na jane kab se sukha hua tha

Kul Devta:- ek baat hamesha dhayan rakaana nafrat aur dard aur pyaar aur khushi hi iss
kalyug ka do pehlu hain jo tum ache sambhal loge yeh lo yeh tumhe yaha se bahar nikalne
main madad karega iss main uss naagmani ko laga dena aur woh manni uttar ki taraf char
kos duri par hai aur Kul Devta ki roshni ghayab ho gayi aur barish bhi jaise kuch hua hi nahi
main utha aur hath aage kiya toh mere sarir par ek kavach aa gaya phir uss hatiyaar ko
uthaya jis se mujhe bahar jana tha sab log abhi bhi behosh the maine Sabnam ko kandhe
par utyaya aur utar disha ki aur chal pada

Udhar Delhi ke ek resturant main do log bethe kuch baate kar rahe the

Akhil:- arre Saloni tumne unka dekha silent raho class hai koi market nahi

Saloni:- hahaha aur woh choch ladaani hai toh bahar chale jao

Akhil:- han ha han uss professer ko dekh kar hi hasi aa jati hai Akhil ne haaste hue Saloni
ke hath par hath rakh diya

Saloni:- kal tu aayega

Akhil:- arre kal mere behan ka birthday hai toh celebrate karte hai na bolo kya kehti ho
Akhil ne Saloni ka hath dabaya Saloni ne apna hath khichte hue han kyu nahi par main
raat main nahi aa sakti

Akhil:- yaar tu hamesha raat ka plan cancel kyu kar deti hai par tera bhi birthday aa raha
hai uss din koi natak nahi

Saloni:- okk baba ab time jyada ho gaya main chalti hon

Akhil:- thodi der ruk jao na par Saloni uth kar chali gayi par ye sub koi dekh rahi thi
Rajiv:- chal yaar koi toh life main aage badh raha hai

Sam:- han aur kuch log jyada hi aage badh gaye hain

Rajiv:- yaar Dev ko kya hua hai jab dekho party aur ladkiyo main duba rehta hai aur ek
woh Meera madam

Sam:- naam mat lee uss kamini ka meri behan ko punishment di saala school se sedha aa
gayi college kaise

Rajiv:- yaar Dev ne karwaya hoga pura college jaan chuka hai ki kuch toh chal raha hai in
dono ke bich sab paisa hai bhai

Sam:- yaar aisa kaise ho sakta hai tu janta nahi Dev Komal se kitna pyaar karta hai

Rajiv:- bhai aaj kal har dusre ki mohabat kisi dusre ke palng par nangi hoti hai

Sam:- bhai ruk (Sam ne ek dairy nikali)

Rajiv:- yeh kya hai bhai

Sam:- yeh Dev aur Komal ki dairy hai maine iski copy banawa li hai padh kar dekh dono ne
likhi hai

Rajiv:- bhai tujhe sharam nahi aati kisi ki personal dairy ki copy banvate hue

Sam:- chup kar saale meri behan sahi lagti hai mujhe par Dev gadbad hai jo har ek din ki
baat ko jante hue bhi uski yaade bana raha hai woh apne pyaar ko bhul jaye bas aisa nahi
ho sakta jaldi se Dev Komal se kuch kahe

Rajiv:- matlab didi ne maaf kar diya

Sam:- uss ne toh kab ka maaf kiya jab sacch bataya par yeh Dev usse milne nahi aata

Rajiv:- par bhai uss ne kal parso do ladko ko pore college main ghuma kar mara aur kuch
mahine pehle ek ladke ne bas halki se takaar mari didi ko toh gir gayi toh uss ka kandha
tod diya

Sam:- yahi toh baat hai jab dad ne ek ladka dekha aur uske family ko bulaya toh bhai woh
aaye aur kehne lage maaf kare humara ladka pura ladka nahi hai jab woh gaye tab dekha
ki unki peche peche Dev (K Dev) gaya

Rajiv:- bc saamjh nahi aa raha ke chakar kya hai Komal didi ko Dev chahta bhi hai par nahi
bhi itne main uss ke kandhe par kisi ne hath rakha
K Dev:- jyada tenstion na le Komal ko dekhne wale ki ankhe fod dunga samjha

Sam:- toh phir kar na itne main K Dev ka phone baja

K Dev:- han thek acha naya hai chalo milta hon party main

K Dev:- tum main se koi chalega kya

Sam:- nai tu ja bhai

K Dev:- ok yeh yaha kya kar raha hai

Sam:- yeh arre yeh toh Saloni didi ke sath tha na abhi gayi didi

K Dev:- chal milta hon party main aana didi ka birthaday hai phone karunga

Sam:- chal badiya hai bhai aur K Dev chala gaya

Rajiv:- abbe yaar azeebb hai na behan kisi aur se mil rahi hai aur iss ne pucha aur nikal liya

Sam:- abbe toh kya hua kya didi kisi se pyaar nahi kar sakti

Rajiv:- yeh bhi sahi hai

Sam:- kya yaar kuch toh kar naa

Rajiv:- kya karu bhai yeh wala Dev jaise woh wala nahi raha na koi isse bevakuf bana sakta
hai aur na hi iss se kuch ugalwa sakta hai ek baar koshish ki saale ne baato baato main le
li

Komal:- kya le liya

Rajiv:- arre didi app

Komal:- uska gaal pakad kar ke haan mere cote bhai tabhi Komal ki nazar diary par padi
uss ne dairy utha li

Komal:- bhai yeh meri dairy ohh apne iski copy kyu banayi hai

Sam:- maaf kar de Komal main bas dekhna chahta tha ki tu akhir Dev se itna pyaar kyu
karti hai Komal ne uss dairy ko dustbin main fenk diya main koi pyaar nahi karti woh bas
ek purani baat ho gaya hai

Sam:- Komal woh bohat acha hai aur tujh se abhi bhi pyaar karta hai dekha na har kisi ko
maarta rehta hai
Komal:- bhai uska pyaar lagta hai dhoka hai woh mere uss sharir ko guard kar raha hai
jaise koi bodygurad ho par usse uss body ke andar ka dil nahi dikhta jo kabhi uss ke liye
dhadakta tha

Sam,Rajiv:- thaaaa

Komal:- aansu poochte hue haan bhai aaj main bhi zindagi main aage badh gayi hon maine
aaj Ragahv ko han keh diya hai

Sam:- Komal tu yeh kaise kar sakti hai

Komal:- bhai dekho Saloni didi bhi aage badh chuki hai toh main kyu nahi

Rajiv:- woh uski behan hai

Komal:- par hai toh ladki na Raghav bhi school se mujhse pyaar karta hai toh uske pyaar
main kya kami hai

Sam:- chal Rajiv yaha se aur tu Komal Raghav acha nahi tere liye par agar tere yahi faisla
hai toh yahi sahi hai par Dev kaisa bhi ho tujhe uss se jyada pyaar koi nahi kar sakta aur
Sam bahar nikal jata hai uske jate hi Komal ja kar dustbin se dairy nikal kar seene se laga
deti hai

Komal:- maaf karna jaan tumhe dukh diya akhir ab tumhari yaade hi toh hain jis se main
zinda hon tum toh pas hokar bhi pas nahi ho

Komal:- beth jati hai aur ek page khol kar cooffe order kar deti hai Idhar

Main Sabnam ko lekar aaghe badh raha tha

Main:- uhuu uuu yeh mere seene main kya ho raha hai meri ankho se aansu girne lage na
chahte hue bhi ankho se aasu gir rahe the

Sabnam:- ummm maa pani lana

Main:- pani nahi hai aur usse utar diya

Sabnam:- aa mera sharir itna bhari kyu hai maine uske sharir par hath rakha

Sabnam:- haan ab thek hai arre aap roo kyu rahe ho mere seene main bohat tez dard ho
raha tha

Main:- nahi kuch nahi chalo bas pauch gaye hai

Sabnam:- par hua kya hai

Main:- kuch nahi chalo mere kaano main awaaj gunji bahiya aa jao na main thek ho jaongi
aap aa jao mujhe sula do na bhaiya mere aansuo ka behna tez ho gaya

Sabnam:- apne hatho se mere aansu pochne lagi uska pair piche kisi chiz par pada ek
dandanata hua chaku uski pith ki tarf aaya maine ussko pakad liya aur bola Sabnam tum
hatoo piche

Sabnam:- par aapki ankhe

Main:- hato thek ho jayega tabhi hawa main aag ka terr dekha phir uske piche aur bhi

Main:- chilaya woo wooo mera pura sharir bhediye main badal gaya sarre terr aa kar
mujhe lage aur niche gir gaye maine udhar dekha sab taraf se badh rahi sanik the unke
hath main aag hone se main unhe hi dekh paa raha tha ek puri seena thi main bhagta hua
unki taraf ja kar unke opar kod gaya sab titar bitar ho gaye main unhe utha utha kar
phenkne laga woh fir bhi nahi ruke aur tawalar chalane lage maine unhe pakdna chaha
par woh bhag gaya maine gusse main jamin par laat mari woh haawa main utha maine
usse hawa main pakad liya aur khich kar faad diya ek aur pice se aaya maine usse bhi faad
diya phir ek aur phir aur main bas pakad pakad kar unko maar raha tha

Udhar

London ke hospital: (Gorge mental hospital)

Amit:- Dr kya hua be injection uss ko diya ke nahi

Dr:- ji de diya hai sir

Amit:- kab tak kaam karega

Dr:- apka kaam pura ho jayega

Amit:- lekar lao usse dr gaya aur ek ladki ko lekar aaya

Amit:- arre aa gayi meri Pari

Pari:- kon ho bhaiyaa ne bhejha hai aap ko

Amit:- (mann main) wah Dev asli Pari yaha aur nakli waha ab iss ke sath kuch bhi karu kya
farak padta hai

Amit:- haan tere bhaiya ne bheja hai idhar aao Pari bari masumi se uske pas jati hai

Amit:- Pari yaha thumb laga doo

Pari:- phir bhaiya ayege na Pari jhuk kar anghuta lagne wali hoti hai ke Amit ki nazar Pari
ki tshirt ke andar padti hai aur phir woh apni pent thek karta hai

Amit:- (mann main) yeh toh ekdum maal ho gayi hai Pari peche ho gayi

Amit:- kya hua Pari

Pari:- aap bahiyaa ko marooge main nahi karungi Amit ja kar Pari ko kamar se pakad leta
hai

Pari:- u huuuh chodo aapp gande ho bhaiya aapko marange Amit uske baalo ko sunghne
lagta hai

Amit:- ummm kya khushbu hai Pari uske gaal noch leti hai

Pari:- maaa aa chodo chodo dukh raha hai

Amit:- lagayegi anghutha

Pari:- rote hue haan haan lagaungi Amit usse chod deta hai Pari ja kar anghutha laga deti
hai Amit aage badh kar ek bag utha kar dr ko de deta hai

Dr:- sir itna saara

Amit:- aaj 725 crore mere hath main aa gaye hain aur mere pas toh uski malkin bhi hai

Dr:- par sir iss halat main iss ladki ke hath yeh sab karna thek nahi hoga Amit apni shirt
utar kar phenk deta hai

Amit:- Dr jara malish wali ko bhej aaj dhamaal se pehle jara kamzori mita lun Pari jakar
bed ke kone main beth gayi

Udhar main sab ko mar chuka tabhi ek bada se aadmi aakar bola

Aadmi:- bas ruk jao mat maaroo unhe main tumhe woh mani de dunga main dheere
dheere chota ho kar normal roop main aa gaya

Aadmi:- hume chod do le jao woh mani

Main:- phir waar kyu kiya

Aadmi:- maafi maafi

Main:- jao woh mani le aao uss ne taali bajayi ek box laya gaya uss ne wo box mujhe diya
tabhi mujhe kuch sunayi diya nice dekha toh ek sanph (snake) pada tha jo buri tarah se
ghaayal tha maine usse utha liya hath main aate woh badal gaya nahi badal gayi

Main:- Sabnam yeh kya hua Sabnam

Sabnam:- yeh mere karmo ka fal hai mujhe maaf kar dein par aapke liye lad kar hi main
dayan ho gayi aur uski ankhe aur dhadkan band ho gye

Main:- kis kutte ne maara hai isse

Aadmi:- ab ladayi main log toh mere bhi mare hain par aap iss mani se isse zinda kar sakte
ho

Main:- kya isse main apne ghar le ja sakta hon

Aadmi:- woh apka faisala hai hum uske gulam hai jiske pas yeh mani hai par aaj hum sab
ne kisi janwar ko rote dekha hai maine talwaar nikal kar uss main mani laga di ek bada
black hole jaisa ban gaya main Sabnam ko lekar uss hole se dur gaya aur waha Sabnam ko
lita kar khud hole main jakar khada ho gaya ek awaaj aayi

Awaaj:- tumhare pas ek prahar ka saamye hai chun lo kaha jana hai

Main:- aadmi se yaha aao woh aaya

Aadmi:- ji Maine talwaar se mani nikal kar usko di woh meri taraf dekhne laga

Main:- isse Sabnam ke mathe par laga do uss ne mani Sabnam ke mathe par laga diya
tabhi awaaj aayi kaha jana hai

Main:- ghar

Awaaj:- kon se ghar

Main:- yaar mere kayi ghar hain

Awaaj:- kaha jana hai

Main:- jaha meri sabse jyada jarurat hai

Sabnam:- nahi ruk jao woh doud kar meri pas aane lagi

Main:- alvida Sabnam uske hatho ki ungliya meri ungliyoo se takrayi aur black hole band
ho gaya
Neha ne gaane sunti hui room ke pas jakar gate ko dhakka diya samnae K Dev aram se
soya tha Neha ne aage jakar K Dev ko hilaya

K Dev:- ab toh ruk jao kal toh chali gayi

Neha:- bhaiya K Dev ki ankhe khuli uss ne usse chod diya

K Dev:- Neha tu yaha

Neha:- arre tumhe mera naam yaad hai

K Dev:- tu ne kya kaha

Neha:- kya galat bol diya

Main:- ab tamiz bhi nahi bachi hai

Neha:- tamiz aur tumhe jao jaao party karo

K Dev:- itna kuch kar raha hon sabke liye phir bhi

Neha:- lagta hai aap woh sab baate bhul gaye ho

K Dev:- kon si baat

Neha:- jarurat nahi kuch batane ki tumhe tum bas ab unki tarah ho jo bas ladkiyo ke piche
bhagte rehte ho K Dev ne usse thappad mar diya

K Dev:- teri itni himmat ki tu mujhse aise baat karegi

Neha:- kya galat bol diya jab dekho club jana aur kya hai aapka aur Meera madam kaa

K Dev:- bas bohat ho gaya ab main tujhse behas nahi karna chahta

Neha:- han ab toh meri baate kadvi lagne lagi tab toh mere har ek aansu aapko kisi bhi
doulat se pyaara tha aur aaj chiii aap kya se kya ban gayi

K Dev:- tu kya samjhati hai mujhe main yeh bas maje ke liye kar raha hon sab kuch
dekhana padta hai mujhe agar kuch time masti kar li toh kya galat kar liya

Neha:- han toh karo roka kisne phir kyu kharab kar rahe un ladkiyo ki zindagi jinho ne
tumse pyaar kiya

K Dev:- kya matlab hai iska

Neha:- matlab aap ache se jante ho K Dev ne apna hath uthaya aur rok liya
Neha:- ruk kyu gaye maar do na akkhir ab bas yahi bacha hai naa

K Dev:- Neha chali jaa

Neha:- appne wada kiya tha ki kabhi akela nahi chodoge mujhe

K Dev:- (mann main) shayad Dev ne kiya hoga kahi yeh nafrat toh nahi karni lagi K Dev ne
uske kandhe par hath rakha Neha ne uss se dhakka de diya K Dev jakar bed ke uss par gira
Neha ke hatho se nakun nikle woh palat gayi

K Dev:- iss ki maa ka yeh kya hai Neha ke daant nikal rahe the

Neha:- itne din se maine apne janwar ko chupa kar rakh rakha tha par ab aur nahi

K Dev:- sorry behan saant ho ja saant ho ja galati ho gayi

Neha:- ab apke hath aur jaban se pyaar bhari baate achi nahi lag rahi hai socho agar aapki
unko pata laga toh woh toh jitte ji mar jayengi

K Dev:- dar kar nahi behan tu jaisa samjh rahi hai aisa nahi

Main:- (Neha ne gusse main panja utha liya) nahi nahi aisa mat karna Dev mar chuka hai

Neha:- han kya hua mar gaya toh woh marne wali thi ki uska dhayan apne bole sabdo par
gaya woh ruk gayi Neha rooti hui ghutno par beth gayi nahiii aisa nahi ho sakta mere
bhaiya mere bhaiya nahii kaha hai woh woh nahi mar sakte apni Neha ke bina aur tumne
hume dhokha diya abhi tak

K Dev:- halat hi assi thi kuch samjh nahi aaya toh yahi acha laga par woh aayga maine pata
lagaya hai main toh bas uske ansh hone ka fayda utha raha hon aur ghar ko bacha raha
hon par tum nakon mat marna warna main bach nahi paaunga kyuki tum aur Dev ek hi
maa ki sanatan ho

Neha:- mere pyarre bhaiya woh floor par beth kar rone lagi

Udhar main Pari ko lekar apni shaktiyo ka istemal karke ek gaon main le ja raha tha thodi
der baad uski ankhe khuli toh dekha ek lohar garm lohe ko pit pit kar ke aakar de raha tha
wahi pas main bethi uski beti aur aur beta bhaati ki agg ko bhadka rahe the ek bachi Dev
ke pas aur godh main li hui Pari se

Bachi:- Pari didi ek gulab logi kya Pari mujhe dekhti hai maine haan main sar hila diya Pari
ne gulab le liya gulab late hi Pari ke sarre kapde gulab ke jaise ho gaye

Bachi:- ab mujhe kuch do

Pari:- yaha aao Bachi pas aayi Pari ne usse kiss kar diya woh ladki gulab ki pankhudi main
badal gayi aur chaaro taraf gualb ke foolo ki barish hone lagi lohar ka loha sone main badal
gaya uski beti bhagati hui aayi aur Pari ko Rajkumari wala ek mukut pahena diya Pari bina
palke jhukaye sab dekh rahi thi maine usse niche utar diya uska pair jaise niche pada waha
ki dharti se naram naram ghaas nikalne lagi Pari khushi se dekhti hui aage badhne lagi
samne ek choti si jhopadi thi par uska gate sone ka tha jis main tala laga hua tha Pari ne
waha pahuch kar meri taraf dekha main bhi just uske peche hi tha maine uska hath pakad
liya aur uska hath pakadte hi hum dono ki mutthi main se ek chabbi nikai aur uss taale
main lag gayi jis se waha sab kuch normal ho gaya samne ek banglow tha aur ek gardan
tha Pari ne itne der baad pehla sabd bola

Pari:- yeh sab kya hai

Main:- andar chal hi dekh lo usne gate ko dhakka diya aur hum dono andar aa gaye

Udhar college ke canteen main Saloni aur Komal sath sath bethe hue the Komal apne
nakhuno se kitab ke cover ko kured rahi thi aur Saloni pattis ke sauce ke saase ko nakunoo
se noch rahi thi itne main Sam canteen main enter hua

Sam:- woh Komal ko bulane wala tha par ruk gaya Saloni ko uske sath betha dekh kar aur
un se dur konne main beth gaya

Saloni:- aur kaisi hai tu

Komal:- main ekdum thek mujhe kya hua dekho ekdum bindas hon aur phir chup ho gayi

Saloni:- mummi papa kaise hai aur Sam

Komal:- sab bilkul ache Sam toh first class aap bataoo

Saloni:- kya hua hai main teri friend hon itna hadbada kyu rahi hai

Komal:- nahi main kaha hadbada rahi hon

Saloni:- kuch kehna chahti ho kya

Komal:- woh main tabhi

Akhil:- arre Saloni yaha kya kar rahi ho chalo waha sab wait kar rahe hain

Saloni:- tu chal main atti hon Akhil Saloni ka hath pakad kar khada kar deta hai

Akhil:- chal bhi ab Komal aur Sam uske hath ko dhayan se dekh rahe the Saloni uske sath
chali gayi aur Komal ki baat adhuri rah gayi Sam aakar Komal ke pas beth jata hai
Komal:- bhai aap yaha kaise

Sam:- tujhe kya hua hai itna ghabra kyu rahi hai

Komal:- woh bhai yeh dekho Komal ne phone aage kar diya par jaise jaise ek ek second
woh video aage baad rahi thi Sam ke sar se pasina aa raha tha

Sam:- yeh kaise ho sakta hai kal Dev toh yaha tha uploading time ke hissab se yeh kaise
ho sakta hai

Komal:- bhai mera dil keh raha hai yeh hi mera Dev

Sam:- kaise keh sakti hai

Komal:- mera pyaar itna bhi kamzor nahi hai ki apne Dev ko dekh kar mere dil nahi dhadke

Sam:- matlab yeh koi behrupiya hai

Komal:- shayad sahi keh rahe ho bhai main isse jaan se maar dungi

Sam:- tu chinta mat kar iss ke liye main hi kafi hon aaj hi iski sakal na bigad di toh mera
naam bhi Sam nahi

Kafi wakt ho gaya par pata nahi kyu mera koi mantra kaam nahi kar raha tha

Main:- ab uth bhi ja na Gudiya

Pari:- gudiya main hon yeh nahi

Main:- chup kar pagal kahi ki woh thoda se hasi

Neha ki aahke khul toh rahi thi par aansuoo ke girne se band ho ja rahi thi yeh Pari ne
pehle hi dekh liya Pari ne mera kandha pakad kar peche kiya aur Neha ki ankhe pocchi jab
Neha ne sahi se dekha

Neha:- tum yaha kyu aaye ho jab mere bhaiya rahe hi nahi toh tum kyu aaye ho

Pari:- are pagal yeh bhaiya hi hai yeh humare liye wapas aa gaye hai

Neha:- kya tu sacch bol rahi hai ohh kis pagal ne mara hai

Main:- na na uth mat let jaa

Neha:- aa lagta hai kamar main kuch tut gaya hai

Main:- maaf kar de mujhe maine hi gusse main mar diya

Neha:- aap baat mat karo aisa bhi koi karta hai kahi jana tha toh bata deti yeh marne ka
natak kyu pata hai kitna dard hua mujhe ki aap mujhse baat kyu nahi karte

Main:- ussko (K Dev) toh main dekh lunga pata nahi mere naam par kya kya kiya hai

Neha:- kya bhaiya ab toh bata do kaha gaye the maine uske sar par hath rakh diya aur uss
raat se mere sath kya hua sab dikha diya Neha rote hue bina dard ki parwah kiye mere
gale lag gayi

Main:- mat roo ab bas hasna hai tum dono ko

Neha:- main Richa bhabi ko kabhi maaf nahi karungi

Main:- pagal hai kya jo hua ab usse bhulana hi acha hoga

Pari:- waise Neha bata du ab in se control nahi hota dur hat ja

Neha:- han woh toh main abhi dekh chuki hon (Neha hasne lagi)

Main:- (mann main) abe kya yaar jaldi main sab kuch dikha diya

Pari:- kya dikha diya mujhe bhi dekhna hai

Main:- woh main

Pari:- aapko meri kasam dikhao

Main:- Neha tu ne fasa diya Pari ne mera hath sar par rakh liya

Pari:- karo jaldi sab dikha do kasam hai aapko

Main:- ab tu ne kasam di hai toh yahi sahi baad main mat kehna ke

Pari:- karo jaldi excitemaint main mat rakho (maine ankhe band kar li) Pari ki bhi ankhe
band ho gayi phir uske baad uske ankho ke aage mera janam phir do mera bachapan fir
uske sath khelna uske sath khana sona dheere dheere bada hona uska naha kar nikalna
aur bahar aa kar gille baal sukhana aur mera chup kar usse dekhana uske baad woh cancer
wala injection lagna fir mera khayi main girana skahtiya aur Janu Sona Masoom se milna
fir wapas apni family se milana RAW agency Jean Bb Shikha se jungal main intimate honna
Neha ka bhediya aur mera aur mera werewolf banana aur fir Richa ka mujhpar vash main
hokar chaku marana aur Sabnam aur sharabhi kabila ab fir woh Neha ko laat marna aur
ab uske sar par hath rakhna (issi ke sath uske ankhe khul gayi) jab hath hatya toh uski
ankhe laal thi jise dekhte hi main peche hat gaya Pari ne bina kuch bole side wale room
main jakar gate band kar liya main bolne hi wala tha par ab jo hona tha ho gaya
Neha:- isse kya hua

Main:- kuch khass nahi par uss room main jo hai uss se mera bohat kuch ulatne wala hai
chal chod yeh bata bitte kuch saal main kya hua hai

Neha:- kya hua hai kya nahi hua yeh puccho woh teeno wapas aa gye aur ghar main
hameah kuch ulata shidh karte rahete hai dad ko bhi pata nahi kya sikha diya woh bhi
unnhi ki side lete hai aur yeh sab hua aap ko bas itna bata du ghar main apke liye ab woh
pyaar nahi bacha jo pehle tha

Main:- kya kehna chaah rahi hai

Neha:- matlab ke na ab aapko Ritu pyaar karti hai na hi Kirti aur na Kasish aur Sanajna woh
ab apne bhaiyo main rehti hai

Main:- yeh kya kar diya

Neha:- bhai aur chachio kabhi kuch khass lagaw nahi reh gaya hai woh bhi apne bacho
main khush hain aur aapke uss ne un teeno ko chun chun kar mara hai

Main:- aur main abhi ek ko tapaka ke as raha hu

Neha:- han dekhaya toh hai aap ne

Main:- phir teen nahi do bol doo

Neha:- waise yeh kabhi sudhrenge yaa nahi

Main:- kya pata yeh bata Shikha Saloni kaisi hain

Neha:- woh didi se sedha ussko rokte hue

Main:- Shikha aur Saloni didi bus

Neha:- Saloni did ka koi bf ban gaya hai Akhil naam ka aur Shikha didi pata nahi kaha ghum
rehti hai par dhayan rakhna uff foo

Main:- kya hua dard ho raha hai

Neha:- han kitne log hai kis kis ka batau

Main:- chod baki se main kudh mil lunga

Neha:- ab ghar chalo

Main:- ruk jara pehle uski class lun

Neha:- kisi

Main:- are jo Dev bana hua hai mera ansh

Neha:- par bhai abhi jhatake se jana sahi nahi rahega sabko agar sach pata chala toh
hangama ho jayega

Main:- toh kya karu

Neha:- aap kyu na kuch din wahi (K Dev) ban jao

Main:- baat main dum hai par uske kaam gande hain Neha haste hue aap bhi bade frank
ho gaye ho main sar khujata hua woh toh bas aise hi

Neha:- hi he hi chalo jao aa main toh ghabra gaya kya hua

Neha:- apne meri kamar tod di hai maine uski kamar pakad li

Neha:- kya kar rahe ho maine kuch mantra padhe aur hath hata liya

Main:- ab thek hua Neha thoda idhar udhar mudi

Neha:- wow yeh toh magic hai bikul

Main:- lagta hai pehle maine mantra galat pad diye hai tujhee aise dekh kar

Neha:- waise appko jab sab aata phir bhi ghabra kyu jate ho

Main:- pata nahi tum sab main se kisi ko kuch bhi hota hai toh dard mujhe hota hai

Neha:- aap na bade senti ho hamesha se

Main:- acha ruk jara hasti hai mere opar woh uth kar bhagane lagi aur main uske piche
woh jakar sofe ke peche chup gayi

Neha:- haste hue dekha bhaiya maine bas majak kiya tha

Main:- hath toh aa ja majak nikal dunga

Neha:- jyada khush mat ho jao mujhe kuch karo toh appko bhi hoga

Main:- hone de nahi nahi waha nahi usne room main jakar gate band kar diya

Neha:- ab bolo kya karoge bas bata du cheating nahi chalegi

Main:- aa maa kya chala gaya ankho main u hai kya hai yeh
Idhar class main

Nimi:- yaar kitna boring lecture hai na Saloni Saloni (hilate hue)

Saloni:- han kya hua

Nimi:- kaha kho gayi hai

Gacy:- kahi Akhil ki yaado main toh nahi

Saloni:- kuch bhi matlab

Vishal:- gusaa kyu hoti hai pucha hi toh waise bhi pura college baate kar raha hai tum
dono ki

Akhil:- chup beth be kyu pareshan kar raha hai

Shyaam:- waise Gacy mere bare main kya socha hai

Gacy:- chapal khayega yaa danda

Shyaam:- yaar yuh majak main bhai ko mat laya kar apne

Saloni:- kyu ab kyu jal rahi hai

Shyaam:- acha tu bhi majak karti hai kya

Saloni:- hi he aur kya tabhi Rajiv Sam ke pas bhagta hua aaya

Sam:- abe kya hua madam nahi aa rahi kya

Rajiv:- yaar woh Dev Saloni ke kaan main yeh baat

Akhil:- (man main) ab kya kiya iss ne ab yeh Saloni uske pas jayegi aur hua bhi aisa hi Saloni
uth kar Sam ke pas chali gayi

Saloni:- kya hua hai usse

Sam:- kk kaha kuch nahi

Rajiv:- bhai aisa kuch nahi

Sam:- abe ja kar apni seat par beth na

Saloni:- Sam kya baat hai

Sam:- are kuch nahi woh Dev hai na uss ne kisi ko phir mardiya hai na Rajiv
Rajiv:- kya Sam usse ankho se ishara karta hai

Rajiv:- han ha yahi baat hai Saloni didi kuch bolne wali thi tabhi

Meera:- kya ho raha hai class main jakar seat par betho Saloni didi aur baki sab apni seat
par beth jate hain

Udhar Pari aur Neha ne maar maar kar mera bura haal kar diya tha

Neha:- agar aisa majak ab kiya toh noch lungi aapko

Pari:- uss se pehle main maar maar ke iss ke sharir main bhusa bahar dungi

Main:- arre baba maaf kar aage se ab nahi karunga Pari mere seene par se hat gayi tabhi
bahar ka mousam change hone laga maine apni talwar nikal li

Main:- aisa kaise ho sakta hai yaha koi nahi aa sakta tum dono room main jao

Neha:- kya hua bhaiya

Main:- baad main tum main aur kuch bol pata ke gate khul gaya aur jo andar aayi mujhe
yakin nahi hua

Main:- Devika woh bhagati hui akkar mere seene se lag gayi

Devika:- rote hue aap aa gaye

Main:- are kyu roo rahi ho ab bas aa gaya thoda dheere pakdo

Devika:- yeh toh khushi ke aansu hai kitne varsh laga diye aane main main uske kaan main
kya karu tumhari khushbu khich layi hai Devika ne bheege ankho se aise dekha jaise maine
kuch ansuna keh diya

Main:- ab toh hans do (maine uske gaal par kiss kar deta hon aur uske chehre par smile
aa jati hai)

Devika:- itne varso baad itne se kaam nahi chalega

Main:- uski kamar pakadte hue ab toh sab kuch mil jayega

Pari:- u hon (khaste hue) main un dono ko bhul hi gaya tha maine jhat se Devika ko chod
diya Pari, Neha aa kar Devika ke gale lag gayi

Devika:- Pari meri gudiya tujhe main thek nahi kar saki mujhe maaf kar de

Pari:- nahi aap aisa mat kaho woh bas bhaiya hi hain jo thek kar sakte hain
Devika:- han yeh hain hi aise

Main:- chalo tum dono bhabi se milo main jara baki bhi toh dekhu kya hua mere peche

Devika:- han baki bhi intezar main hain teeno hans padi main bhi hasata hua waha se nikal
pada

Kafi time baad Sumit uss hospital pahucha jaha Amit mara pada tha Sumit Amit ka sar
goad main rakh kar

Sumit:- rote hue bhaiya yeh kya ho gya appko maine kaha tha sambhal kar rehna dekha
na mar ke zinda ho gya woh tabhi Amit ki ungliya hilne lagi gate se ek aadmi enter hua
usne jakar Amit ke pet par hath rakh diya Amit ke ghaav bhar gye aur ek lambi saas ke
sath woh uth kar beth gya Sumit ko jaise khajana mil gya bhaiya aap thek ho gaye Amit
thoda bokhalya sa tha jaise saas rok kar betha tha

Sumit:- kuch toh bolo kaise hua yeh sab

Amit:- uss adami se kaha hai woh

Adami:- Maharaj woh apne mahal main hai

Amit:- ek kaam thek se nahi karta hai

Sumit:- arre kon hai yeh

Amit:- chal ab chod ab yaha koi nahi hai

Sumit:- maine toh pehle hi kaha hai ki hume ab apni shaktiya use karni chahiye

Amit:- han ab wakt aa gaya hai hum dar rahe the ki agar power use ki toh usse ahsaas ho
jayega par ab woh riatoo ke jal main nahi phasne wala

Sumit:- aur woh

Amit:- uska toh kuch karunga main ab aur dono khade ho kar uss aadmi ke sath bahar
nikal jate hain

Main sidha uss college pahucha jaha sab padte the college dekh kar ajeeb se feel hua
kyuki college life ka apna ek maja hai aur main apne do saal gawa chuka tha maine apna
dhayan lagaya aur pata chal gaya K Dev college main nahi hai main college ke andar gaya
aur dekh kar bada maja aa raha tha main corridor se gujar raha tha corridor sant tha
shayad periods chal raha tha ke tabhi kisi ne mujhe bathroom main khich liya main kuch
soch hi nahi paaya uss se pehle mere honto ko kisi ke honto se band ho gaye meri ankhe
uss ladki se ankhe mili yeh toh

Main:- (mann main) abbe yeh sir ki ladki ko kya hua yaar woh kisi ko tadti hui

Disha:- kya hua aaj bohat thande pade ho kya baat hai

Main:- woh main woh usne mera hath apne boobs par rakh diya

Disha:- ab shayad tumhara mood thek ho jaye mere hosh udde hue the

Main:- Disha kya kar rahi ho Disha chokte hue mera sar chhuti hai kya aaj tabiyat kharab
hai thode dhele dhele lag rahe ho main kudh ko sambhalata hua arre meri jaan main aur
dhilla woh toh bas tumhe dekh kar kho gaya tha (maine usse boobs daba diye)

Disha:- ouuch tum na pagal ho itna tez mat dabaya karo kisi ne sun liya na toh

Main:- acha main chalta hon keh kar jane laga

Disha:- arre baba kidhar ja rahe ho class udhar hai

Main:- han wahi ja raha hon main dusri taraf chal pada class ke samne jakar mujhe woh
dikhi jis dekhne ke liye bohat tadapa tha main wahi khada hokar usse dekhne laga woh
samane dekh rahi thi jaha mam pada rahi thi aur phir meri nazar padi Saloni didi par jinhe
dekhete hi main waha se bahar nikal pada aur paidal paidal idhar udhar ghumne laga
mujhe aisa lag raha tha mano jaise main in logo se anjaan hon

Main:- (mann main) kya mera ab inki zindagi main wapas jana sahi hoga yaa nahi shayad
in 3 saalo main meri jarurat khatam ho gayi hai kya karu kuch samjh main nahi aa raha hai
main jakar ek restro main beth gaya

Waiter:- kya lenge sir

Main:- ek coffee thodi dher main woh coffee lekar aaya aur maine cup jaise hi mouh se
lagaya ke uss par ek hockey lagi aur uske tukda mere hont main laga

Main:- teri maa main aage nahi bol paaya

Main:- tum sab yaha

Sam:- chal be haramkhor bata tu kon hai

Main:- abe bhai Sam kya hua yaar kya kar raha hai
Sam:- tu ne kya socha chup kar dekhega toh pata nahi chalega agar dubara meri behan ko
dekha na toh ankhe nikal lunga

Main:- abbe pagal hai kya kaisi baate kar raha hai

Sam:- chup pehle yeh bata tu ne Dev ki jagah lene ki sochi bhi kaise tabhi peche se Komal
aayi aur mere pas aa kar mujhe tappad mar diya

Komal:- tu kya samjhata hai shakal pa jane se tu Dev ban jayega arre Dev jaisa banne ke
liye tujhe kayi janam lene honge aur Dev ki image itni kharab nahi hai ke tere ghatiya
kamo se badal jaye aur tu kya hume alag karega hume toh mout bhi alag nahi kar sakti

Sam:- dekh toh kaise magarmach ke aansu baha raha hai

Main:- tum sab nikal lo apna gussa main uff bhi nahi karunga mere wajah se kitna dard
hua tum sabko tabhi hockey mere sar par padi aur main niche gir gaya

Akash:- ab bol saale meri ankho ke side se khon aane laga par mujhe ab halka mahsus ho
raha tha in logo ke andar ka jahar nikalne ka yahi tarika hai jo K Dev ki wajah se hua tha

Main:- are bas itna hi Sam aur Rajiv aage aaye aur mujhe utha kar counter par patak diya
agar main shaktiyo ka mallik na hota toh maa kasam haadi ka powder ban jata

Komal:- bhaiya mujhe hockey do Sam ne usse hockey di

Sam:- nikal de behna pichle teen saal se Dev ban kar jitna dukh iss ne diya hai iss ke khon
se sab nikal le

Reception girl:- yaha par yeh mat karo

Sam:- tu mouh band rakh teri shop ki tut fut ka double dunga Akash isse jara ghutane par
Akash ne mujhe khich kar counter se niche khicha aur ghutane par betha diya yeh hote hi
Komal ne sar par itna tez war kiya ki hockey ke khon ki ek dhaar Komal ke chere par giri
face par khon lagte hi Komal ke hath kanpne lage uska dil tezi se dhadakne laga jaise abhi
nikal kar mere dil main fit ho jayega

Sam:- mar Komal mar

Main:- Komal maro kya itna hi pyaar hai uss Dev se tabhi Rajiv ne mere pet par laat maari

Main:- aa uu (khasate hue khon mouh se bahar aa raha tha)

Rajiv:- jyada siyana mat ban samjha bata kyu bana Dev ka behrupiya
Main:- tujhe bada gusaa hai

Rajiv:- sacch sach bata de tera maksad kya hai

Main:- kyu tu kya karega be

Sam:- ab hat be saale ko mar hi deta hon laa Komal de Komal but ki tarah khadi kaanp
rahi thi

Akash:- are Komal ko kya hua hai mera bhi dayan pore tarah se uss par gaya main jhat se
khada ho gaya aur Komal ka hath pakad liya

Sam:- teri

Main:- chillate hue chup be chup chaap beth woh teeno aise bethe jaise uske saamnae
bhut aa gaya ho maine wapas Komal ko dekha aur uski ankho main kho gaya Komal ki
ankho main ek scene tha jis main kayi sarre log ek taykhaane main the aur kuch padh rahe
the unmain se ek hath ek ki ankhe aur chaaro ke seene ka hissa main itna dekh hi paya
tha ki Komal ne ankhe band kar di mera dil tez tez dhadak raha tha Komal kabhi issi speed
se dhadakne laga awaaj itni tez ho gayi ki restaurant ke glass tut gaye akkhir yeh kya ho
raha hai samjh nahi aa raha tha mujhe bhi

Udhar ghar par

B chachi Shikha didi ka sar godh main le kar bethi thi

Shikha:- maa maa bohat tez dard ho raha hai

K Dev:- himmat raankho sab thek hoga main Dr ko lekar aata hon woh jase hi room se
bahar aaya

K Dev:- han hello kon

Disha:- kaha ho tum jaldi college aao Saloni didi ko pata nahi kya ho raha hai

K Dev:- kya ho aa raha hon aa raha hon main hey bhagwan kya ho raha hai yahi haal Devika
ka tha woh poree pasine main tar thi aur Pari Neha uska pair mal rahi thi Komal band
ankho se hi mere seene se lag gayi uske seene se lagte hi dono ki saase tham si gayi aur
aisa laga mano dono ka dil jud gaya ho mere sarir se nikle ek ek boond khon ka mere sharir
main wapas jane laga waha ke log mouh khole yeh sab dekh rahe the maine uska face
pakda aur aur apne honto ko uske honto se jod diya aur usse godh main utha kar gate se
nikalte hue ghayab ho gaya
Udhar K Dev bhagta hua college phaucha aur Dr ko phone kar ke ghar aane ko kaha K Dev
enter hua toh dekha Saloni didi bethi apni saase sambhal rahi thi K Dev jhat se uske pas
gaya

K Dev:- didi appko kya hua

Saloni:- kuch nahi pata nahi kyu mere heart bohat tez tez beat kar raha tha

Vishal:- tez mere kaan ke parde fatane wale the main toh soch raha hon aisa kaise ho
sakta hai itna tez kaise beat kar sakta hai kisi ka heart K Dev ka reaction aisa tha jaise ab
usse sab malum ho

K Dev:- (mann main) iss ka matlab Dev aa gaya hai inka aur Shikha didi ka ek sath aisa
hona

Saloni:- chal mujhe ghar le chal mujhe acha nahi lag raha hai

Akhil:- main chod du kya

K Dev:- nahi abhi main hon phir woh dono ghar ki taraf nikle In car

Saloni:- acha tu yeh bata tu pehle toh ghabraya tha ab itna saant kaise hai

K Dev:- arre ab toh thek ho na app

Saloni:- par aaj kal tu kar kya raha hai Dev ki jagah di hai tujhe par shayad tu uske kabil
nahi hai

K Dev:- aisa kya kar diya hai maine main bhi Dev hi hon

Saloni:- mere Dev jaisa koi nahi hai

K Dev:- mera Dev matlab

Saloni:- matlab mere bhai jaisa koi nahi hai tu ek behrupiya lagta hai

K Dev:- maine pehle bhi kaha tha ke main man mari kar ke jita hon par ab aap iss Akhil se
dur rehna

Saloni:- tu meri personal baato main dhayan mat de

K Dev:- mera kya maine toh bata diya aage aapki marzi

Saloni:- thek hai ab chalo yaa bakwas karoge

K Dev:- yeh tarika sahi nahi hai

Saloni:- aur tera tarika sahi jo hume baar baar chod kar chala jata hai

K Dev:- maine kab choda Saloni didi apna face bahar ki tarf kar ke apne aankho main aane
wale aansuo ko rok leti hai woh shayad K Dev ko Dev samjh bethi kuch palo ke liye

Saloni:- K Dev ki taraf dekhyekarta hua ek baat sacch sach bata de

K Dev:- kya

Saloni:- kya mera Dev kabhi wapas aayega yaa nahi

K Dev:- (mann main) ayyega kya aa gaya hai ab sacch batana chahiye yaa nahi

Saloni:- bata na main tere hath jodti hon

K Dev:- kya karti ho app

Saloni:- kuch bhi chupana mat kahi der na ho jaye

K Dev:- main kuch nahi janta shayad aa jaye par hua kya hai

Saloni:- pata nahi kyu mujhe lag raha hai woh kahi mere ass pas hi hai

K Dev:- yaar samjh nahi aata tum behan yo yaa lover K Dev ke mouh se yeh kya nikal gaya

Saloni:- kya bola tu ne dubara kehna

Kdev:- main nahi darat uski tarah tum uski lover ki tarah behave kyu karti ho

Saloni:- dimag kharab hai kya tera

K Dev:- chalo chodo ghar aane wala hai ab chup raho

Saloni:- gaadi rok yahi suna nahi K Dev ne phir bhi nahi roki

K Dev:- sorry maine galat bola aap ka boy friend toh Akhil hai na

Gahr aa kar K Dev bina kuch bole car park ki aur andar chala gaya Saloni didi bhi kuch der
bethi rahi aur phir andar chali gayi

Udhar main Komal ko lekar khud ke banaye hui rajye Yoram ke bane sundar jungal main
uska jism waha ki roshni main chamak raha tha meri aur Komal ki ankhe ek dusre ko hi
dekh rahi thi uski aankho main ek alag si chamak thi jaise pore sansaar ko apni aankho se
roshan karna chaah rahi ho par uske honto main ek champan tha shayad woh sawal karna
chaah rahi thi ke kaha the tum itne dino tak pyaasa raha main tere bina ab tak ab mujh
main aur sabar nahi raha ki main uski awaaj sunne bina rah pao
Main:- chup kyu ho kya ab bhi naraz ho Komal kuch na boli mera dil aur bechain ho gaya
main aur kuch bolne hi wala tha ki Komal ne mera gale main hath dala aur aur oper aakar
meri honto ko halaka sa chusa aur wapas hat gayi aisa lag raha tha jaise woh yakin karna
chaah rahi thi ke kya sacch main yeh main hon jiski goad main woh hai

Main:- kitni tadap hai in honto main akhir mujhe meri Komal ki awaaj sunne ko mil hi gayi

Komal:- tadap mitani wala jo aa gaya hai

Main:- mujhe maaf kar dena maine bohat der kar di

Komal:- der toh kar di hai

Main:- kya karu apno ki bheed main tumhe bhul gaya

Komal:- apna bana lo bhul nahi paoge

Main:- par tum toh mujse naraj thi naa

Komal:- uss narajagi ka yeh sila mila ki itne saalo tak tumhare mouh se apna naam sunane
ko taras gayi main

Main:- Komal aisa mat kaho tumhari narajagi toh jaaiz hai akhir maine dhokha hi toh kiya
hai tumhare sath

Komal:- phir aaj mujhe yaha kyu lekar aaye

Main:- kyu ke

Komal:- kyuki tum mujhse hi karte ho na

Main:- haan yahi sacch hai

Komal:- phir kyu kahte ho ke dhokha diya

Main:- kyuki jab main tumhe kisi aur ke sath dekhta hon toh mera khon khol jata hai phir
tum mujhe itno ke sath dekh kar gusaa yaa naraj ho toh kya hua

Komal:- acha toh chod do sabko main toh ghabra gaya

Main:- nahi main aisa nahi kar sakta

Komal:- apna chera toh dekho kaise pilla ho gaya hai

Main:- kya matlab yeh majak tha yaa sacch main kaha
Komal:- main kya aise pagal ko chod sakti hon jiski itne sari dewani ho phir bhi woh mujhe
aise sab ke samne restaurant main kiss karke ghayab (yeh bolte hi woh mujhe alien ki
tarah ghurne lagi) maine hath aage kar ke waha aaj ke jamane ka ek alishan flat bana diya

Komal:- kyu dara rahe ho mujhe

Main:- dara nahi sacch batana hai tumhe ab yaha bahar toh bata nahi sakta

Komal:- hmm

Main:- gusse wala hmm yaa hmm wala hmm

Komal:- majak band kar mujhe tumse hi dar lag raha hai main hans pada aur usse andar
le kar gaya aur room main lejakr bed par betha kar uske hatho ko pakad kar niche ghutno
par beth gaya

Komal:- aise sunane main kya maja aa raha hai

Main:- ab pyaar kiya hai toh karna padega hi Komal dheere se mera face sehla deti hai aur
main usse apni aap beti sunane lagta hon

Udhar Amit Sumit Rahul ek gufa main ghus rahe the

Rahul:- bhaiaya kaha le aaye kitne gandi jagah hai yeh

Amit:- hamesha ac ka maja lena hai toh sahle itne badbu

Rahul:- ouuuuh ouuuh

Sumit:- abe yaar iss ne toh sab bahar fenk diya Amit ne jeb se pathar nikla aur ek socket
jaisa kuch tha uss main laga diya tab ek gate khula aur teeno andar ghus gaye jaise jaise
wo andar ja rahe the unke sarir par kavach lag raha tha jaise iron man ka sensor wala suit
ho

Amit:- dono apne hath aage karo dono ne hath aage kiye aur jamin ka ek hissa khul gaya

Amit:- kudo

Rahul Sumit:- kya kaha kudo pagal ho kya Amit ne dono ko dhakka de diya aur kudh bhi
kud gaya dono chillate hue girne lage aur jab woh uss gadhe se bahar nilale toh samne
dur ek mahal tha Sumit ne aage jakar ek fool ko pakda aur

Sumit:- bhaiya dekha kya kiya uss ne iss raajye ka

Amit:- aaj kya din hai

Rahul:- Monday hai

Amit:- nahi aaj din hai saja ka woh un dono ka hath pakad kar uddta hai aur gate ke
saamane utarta hai

Rahul:- bhaiya ruko kya main tod sakta hon

Amit:- chal tod le chote Rahul ne laat mar di woh gate udta hua jakar singhasan par bethe
raja ko lag jata hai agar woh hat na jata

Idhar main Komal ko sab kuch bata chuka tha

Komal:- kya mujhe ab tumhe 4 hiso main bantna padega

Main:- kabhi yeh mat socho ki main bata hua hon jab tumhare pas rahunga sirf tumhara
hi rahunga

Komal:- waada karo ab kabhi akela nahi chodoge main khada hua aur usse bed par dhakka
de diya

Komal:- kya kar rahe ho maine uske hath daba liye

Komal:- hasti hui laghta hai aaj mood bana kar aaye ho

Main:- uske baalo main ungli ghumata hue mood ka kya woh tumhare badan ki khushbu
se ban jata hai

Komal:- acha aur maine jhuk kar uske kaan ko kaat liya

Komal:- ouuch kya karte ho baba

Main:- kyu dard hua Komal ne dhakaa dekar mujhe bed par dusri taraf gira diya aur mere
opar aa gayi

Main:- ohh ho yeh baat hai aur uss ne mere button kholne shuru kar diye par jaise hi uss
ne hi mere seene par apne nakun chalane shuru kiye mere muthi band ho gayi aur Komal
hans padi

Komal:- bade aaye Parishtan ke raja ek insani ladki ke naaukunoo ko hi nahi jhel paye

Main:- main kya koi bhi (uss ne mere mouh par hath rakh diya)

Komal:- mera har ek katra bas tumhare liye hai maine usse apne opar khich liya aur uske
honto se apne hont laga diye uss ki ungliya meri gardan aur meri ungliya uski kamar ko
ragad rahi the hum dono pore josh main ek dusre ke honto ki tadap ko mita rahe the na
uska hatne ka mann tha na mera kafi der tak main uss ke honto ko apne honto se khichta
aur kabhi woh akkhir dono thak hi gaye uss ne mere seene par kiss kiya aur ussi par sar
rakh kar late gayi

Komal:- aaj jakar mere dil ko sukun mila hai

Main:- haan sacch kaha tumne mann karta hai ki iss pal ko yahi rok kar puri zindagi gujar
dun

Komal:- acha jyada romiyo mat bano tumhare toh maje hain main nahi toh koi aur

Main:- han yeh toh hai aa mara kyu

Komal:- chedoge toh assi hi marungi

Main:- acha baba nahi karunga

Komal:- ek baat batao agar iss Mohani shakti se agar aur koi ladki aa gayi toh

Main:- to kya chahti ho tum

Komal:- jane do kuch nahi main uth kar beth gaya

Komal:- arre baba serious kyu hote ho maine apan hath aage kiya aur mohini mantra pada
mere hath par neeli roshni aa gayi aur phir woh ek ladki main badal gayi

Ladki:- kya aagaya hai

Main:- aaj se main tumhe azaad karta hon tum jab apni malkin ka sharir mil jaye tum usse
apna lena woh ghayab ho gayi maine Komal ki taraf dekha toh wo rone lagi

Main:- pagal ho gayi ho kya har baat par rone lag jati ho

Komal:- yeh tumne kyu kiya

Main:- kabhi kabhi pyaar ko imtehaan ki jarurat hoti hai woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi
aur main usse chup karne laga woh chup toh nahi hui par rote rote soo gayi main bhi uske
sath late gaya aur ussko dekhta hua soo gaya

Aaj main jee bahar ke chain ki need soya kyuki meri janat meri bahao main thi pata nahi
kab tak sota raha jab need khuli toh woh jagi mujhe dekh rahi thi

Main:- kya dekh rahi ho

Komal:- ek pyarre se bandar ko aur tum

Main:- uss pyarre bandar ki bandariya ko hum dono hans pade aur todi der haste hi rahe

Main:- acha Komal chalo tumhare ghar chod du warna meri sasu maa mere naam ka
waarant nikalwa degi

Komal:- aur bhai

Main:- woh sab main sambhal lunga

Komal:- haan ab tumhe hi sab sambhalna hai chale main ghayab hokar Komal ke room
main pahucha meri ankhe khuli rah gayi har taraf bas mera naam aur mere photos hi the
kuch shayad K Dev ki jab Dev bana tha tab ki the

Main:- acha ab main chalta hon

Komal:- huu maine uss ke gaal par kiss kiya aur waha se bahar aa gaya

Main:- yaar yaha toh sab kuch badal gaya hai 3 saal main sadke ghar aur bhi kafi dekhne
ke liye maine ek taxi ko hath diya

Taxi wala:- kaha jana hai sahab

Main:- bhai Virajpur le chalo

Taxi wala:- ji bethiye main taxi main beth kar apne swarag ki taraf nikal pada

Taxi wala:- sahab kya aap yaha naye ho

Main:- arre nahi yaar main toh yahi ka hon bas kuch saloo baad aaya hon

Taxi wala:- acha waise bade aadmi lagte ho phir taxi kyu

Main:- are chahu toh palo main pahuch jaon par taxi ka apna maja hai

Taxi wala:- acha sahab thak gaye ho kya ac ki hawa kha kar mujhe hasi aa gayi

Main:- haan bhai yahi samjh lo yaar

Taxi wala:- lo sahab jara si baato main apki manjil aa gayi

Main:- shukriya kitne hue

Taxi wala:- 70 rupee maine jeb main hath daal kar kuch paiso ko yaad kiya K Dev ke purse
se paise meri jeb main aa gaye maine usse pasie diye aur woh chala gaya aur main andar
ki taraf chal pada maine bell bajayi thodi der baad Ritu ne gate khola aur mujhe dekh kar
woh wapas chali gayi andar aaya toh khane ka wakt tha sab bethe hue the Dad chacha se
baat karte hue kha rahe the aur maa aur dono chachi bhi aur Shikha didi sar niche jhuka
kar kha rahi thi Saloni didi Pari (Aditi) se baat kar rahi thi aur Ritu Kirti sofe par tv dekhte
hue kha rahi thi main aise khada tha jaise koi ho hi naa

Main:- maa teen logo ne palat kar dekha Saloni maa Shikha

Maa:- aa ja khana kha le beta

Main:- maa mujhse mil toh lo (main bhi ghar walo ko dekh kar shayad bhul gaya ki inke
liye Dev toh kahi gaya hi nahi tha)

Maa:- dimag toh kharab nahi hai na chal majak chod aur aa kar khana kha le maine khud
ko sambhal liya par bhagwan ka shukar hai kisi ne toh mujhe pehchana Shikha didi uth kar
meri pas aa gayi aur meri ako main dekhne lagi unho ne mera hath pakda aur mujhe khich
kar room main le gayi aur gate band kar ke mere seene se lag gaye

Shikha:- tu aa gaya Dev tu aa gaya

Main:- haan main aa gaya tum sab ke liye ab rona mat

Shikha:- chaah kar bhi nahi roo paungi mere toh aansu hi sukh gaye hain achanak unke dil
se aur mere dil se ek pink roshne nikli aur jud gayi maine unki jhanag ko pakad ke godh
main utha liya aur khich khich kar unke honto ko chusne laga uss ne mera face khincha
aur meri shirt phaad kar mere nipples ko chusani lagi maine bhi unke suit main hath daal
diya aur unke nipples ko pakad kar dabane laga hum dono ko jaise kuch ho gaya tha mouh
se awaaj hi nahi nikal rahi thi par dard aur baki sab feel ho raha tha unhone apna face
oper kiya aur mere gaalo par jeb firaayi maine unke pore boobs ko hath main le liya aur
dabane laga jaise doud nikalna hai unhone apna ek hath meri pent main daal diya mera
balnace bigada aur main piche jata hua dono jakar bed par gir gaye (bahar sab jaise bhang
pikar bethe the yaa koi farak nahi pad raha tha) maine unka suit oper kar ke nipples ko
mouh main bahar liya aur masti se sucking chalu kar di tabhi unka hath pas ke table lamp
se takraya aur wo niche gir gaya hum dono ka dhayan tut gaya jaise hum kisi jaadu ke vash
main the jaise hi uss ne mujhe apne opar iss halat main dekha mujhe side main dhakka
diya aur bathroom main bhag gayi

Main:- apna sar pakad kar yeh kya kar diya yaar tabhi gate par knock hua

Ritu:- didi aap dono kya kar rahe ho kya tuta

Main:- kuch nahi choti bas lamp par hath lag gaya
Ritu:- aap se nahi didi se pucha hai Shikha gate khol kar aayi tu ja 2 minute baad Shikha
didi bahar aayi ab aisa lag raha tha jase meri life ka pause button wapas play ho gaya hai
par kuch log badal gaye

Woh aa kar mere bagal main beth gayi mere hath pakad kar sar mere kandhe par rakh
liya

Shikha:- tu kaisa hai

Main:- acha hon aap kaisi ho

Shikha:- aaj zinda ho gayi hon kitna wakt laga diya tu ne

Main:- kya karta wapas aane main rukawate itni thi

Shikha:- chal ab aa gaya hai toh sab thek hoga

Main:- aap ko dekh kar aisa lag raha hai jase appko pata tha main zinda hon

Shikha:- (mann main) kya mujhe bata dena chahiye ki main janti hon han bata deti hon
par yeh nahi batati ke main future dekh sakti hon

Main:- batao naa

Shikha:- han pata tha akhir tu Parishtan ka raja jo hai

Main:- aa kya kar rahi ho woh gusse main apne nakhun ghusa rahi thi

Shikha:- kya socha tu ne tu aise aayega aur mujhe mana lega

Main:- kya hua kya hai aap janti ho na main kitni mushkilo se aaya un ho ne mujhe thappad
mar diya

Shikha:- chup ekdum chup kisne kaha hai Richa jase khudgarz ladki se aur koi nahi milli
tujhe

Main:- arre iss main uski koi galti nahi hai woh sab uss se karwaya gaya tha woh phir se
mere gale lag gayi aur rone lagi

Shikha:- mat jaya karo dur humse iss baar toh sambhal liya sabko warna sab mar hi jati

Main:- na naa unke aansu pochata hua rona nahi ab iss Dev ko uski family se koi alag nahi
kar sakta

Shikha:- hmm
Main:- waise hua kya hai sabko jo ladkiya mujh par jaan lutati thi aaj mujhe dekha tak nahi

Shikha:- un sabko unke makar bhaiyo main sab kuch mil gaya hai aur tumhare ansh ne
unko mara toh woh tumse nafrat karne lagi

Main:- ohh ek minute tumhare se kya matlab

Shikha:- tumhare nahi tere kaha maine

Main:- nahi apne ne tumhare kaha

Shikha:- acha aur abhi kuch der pehle kya kar raha tha

Main:- anajaan banate hue maine kaha kuch kiya

Shikha:- acha tune mouh main bahar rakha tha na yeh bolte hi unhone mouh par hath
rakh liya mera face bhi niche ho gaya

B cahachi:- Shikha aayi nahi abhi

Shikha:- aayi maa woh gate khol kar bahar chali gayi maine apne dil par hath rakha saale
kya kya karwata hai yaar

Maa:- kar kya raha the tum dono

Main:- woh na kuch baat thi

Maa:- acha pata kar yeh Neha kaha hai pata nahi kab se ghayab hai aur bahar kab gaya
tha

Main:- (mann main) matlab K Dev ghar aa gaya hai

Main:- are maa apne dhayan nahi diya main toh yahi se gaya tha main maa ke pas beth
gaya jis par woh bethi thi aur unke maathe par ek halki si pappi kar di

Dad:- arre aaj suraj kaha se nikal gaya

Main:- arre dad aaj se Suraj wahi se nikelega

Ritu:- par fayeda kya apni powers se humare bhaiyo ko maroge phir se

Shikha:- chup kar pagal bado se baat karna nahi aata hai

Kirti:- kaise bade yeh ab inki ijjat bas ek awara ki hai

Shikha:- maa agar yeh chup nahi hui toh maar dungi isse
Main:- arre meri pyaari si behan ko kyu marogi

Kirti:- main nahi hon aapki behan samjhe Mr Dev

Main:- arre abhi shaadi toh hone de Miss Kirti

Kirti:- main aap se baat hi kyu kar rahi hon

Main:- kyuki mujhe karni hai sab ke sab halki si muskan ke sath humara jhagda sun rahe
the

Kirti:- aap hamesha se gande the aur natak baj

Main:- acha toh gande logo se baat hi kyu karti hai

Kirti:- chal Neha hum opar chalte hain

Main:- maa laagta hai iss ke dimag ka illaj karna hoga Neha yaha hai nahi par yeh jayegi
uske sath

Kirti:- aapko matlab main Ritu ko Neha kehti hon main hans pada aur baki sab bhi yeh
dekh kar Neha oh sorry Ritu Kirti ko khich kar le gayi oper dono ne room main jakar bahar
dekha aur tez se gate band kiya jiski awaaj niche tak aayi ke achanak Saloni didi ne mujhe
zor se thappad maar diya chaaataakk

Saloni:- dimag kharab hai kya rula diya usko main apne gaal par hath rakhte hue maa yeh
didi baar baar kyu mar deti hai

Maa:- hasate hue main nahi padhane wali tum dono ke bich main par aaj itne din baad
khane ke baad swad aaya hai

Main:- waise didi ka hath mulayam hai ek aur marna

Saloni:- ruk ja abhi batatai hon phir kya woh mere peche aur main unke peche

B Chacha:- bhai kuch bhi kaho iss Dev ke aane se khusiya aa jati hain

Dad:- kuch sochte hue par aaj woh itna badlao ek din main main ek room ki taraf bhaga
aur andar ghusne hi wala tha ki unhone dhakka de diya aur andar aa gayi

Saloni:- ab kaha jayega

Main:- aap jasi hasina ko chod kar kaha jaonga

Yeh sun kar woh gusse main tamtama gayi aur flower vase fenk kar mara maine usse hawa
main hi pakad liya

Saloni:- aaj ke baad mere se aisa majak mat karna

Main:- kyu aapke Dev ka itna bhi hak nahi

Saloni:- chilla kar tu mera Dev nahi hai samjha woh toh aur woh rone lagi main unke pas
gaya arre kya hua hasina ko main abhi bhi majak ke hi mood main tha

Saloni:- kaha ne mujh se majak ka hak tera nahi hai

Main:- serious hota hua toh kis ka hai

Saloni:- mere dosto aur Dev ka

Main:- kya kaha dost kon Akhil kya

Saloni:- han tujhe kya Akhil ho yaa koi aur yeh sun ka mera mood kharab hua aur gusaa
bhi aaya

Main:- matlab Dev ka ansh aapke liye Akhil se chota hai

Saloni:- rote hue han ab ja yaha se

Main:- thek hai aisa hai toh suno Dev gaya par tumhe nahi milega kabhi bhi ab

Saloni:- chok gayi kya kaha Dev aa gaya hai bata de kaha hai main tere pair padti hon main
piche ho gaya

Main:- mujh se dur hat jao main aapke liye apne sanskaro tak ko bhulane ki soch liya tha
par apne mere se bada uss Akhil ko kaha Saloni didi ne bhag kar mujhe pakad liya aur
mere face par kiss karne lagi

Saloni:- mera Dev meri jaan mera Dev tu aa gaya akhir tu aa gaya mere liye maine khud
ko un se chuda liya

Main:- hat jao mujhse main pyaar karne laga tha aapse par aap jane do aap khush raho
apne uss Akhil ke sath unhone phir mujhe pakad liya

Saloni:- ab nahi jane dungi tujhe aaj tu ne woh keh diya jiske liye main kitna tadpi hon par
tu kaise bach gaya yeh sun mujhe gusaa aa gaya
Main:- acha toh tumhe main bach kaise gaya iss baat ka gam hai Saloni didi hadbdate hue
nahi Dev aisa nahi par tujhe itna gusaa kyu aa raha hai aur Akhil mera acha dost hai maine
unhe bed par dahkka de diya

Main:- dost jaan se mar dunga agar aaj ke baad tu uske pas gayi

Saloni:- shaant ho ja Dev shaant tera sharir jal raha hai maine apna sharir dekha toh woh
jal raha tha main khidki ki taraf gaya aur kudh gaya waha se aur bhagane laga karib 30
second main meri speed hawa se tez ho gayi road ke side ke ped jalane lage main ek
market se gujra ek kapde ke dukan main aag lag gayi log bhagne lage ek ladki ke suit main
halki se aag lag gayi hotel ke shishe fut gaye

Ek dukan par likha tha Akhil show room main ruka aur uss main ghuss gaya

Main:- kon hai be Akhil nikal mc

Aadmi:- darata hua maine kya kiya hai

Main:- meri Saloni ko chedega

Aadmi:- nahi mujhe maaf kar do main aaj ke baad uss mohale main nahi jaonga

Main:- kya naam hai tera

Aadmi:- Akhil Kumar

Main:- naam kya hai tera maine kas ke uske gaal par tappad jad diya

Aadmi:- bola toh tha na mara kyu

Main:- naam bata apna

Aadmi:- Akhil Kumar do aur thappad

Aadmi:- u mummi kyu mar rahe ho mujhe

Main:- kyuki mujhe Akhil naam pasand nahi hai

Aadmi:- toh kya sarre Akhil naam walo ko maroge

Main:- haan marunga

Aadmi:- uuhuu mummi bachao koi mujhe chod do please mujhe main aap ki har baat
manunga

Main:- naam bol jaladi

Aadmi:- (mann main) agar maine apna naam liya yeh fir marega

Aadmi:- Ghanta Kumar

Main:- hon pehle se acha hai

Aadmi:- ab please mere dhukan se chale jao nahi toh jal jayegi

Main:- chal par agar tera naam dubara suna toh samjhna main piche muda tabhi mere sar
par kuch laga aur main behosh ho gaya jab hosh aaya toh dekha mere sharir par ek
chaddar thi aur side main ek ladki leti hui thi kya khobsurati thi uski ek baar ko mainkabhi
sharma jaye isse dekh kar main kaha hon woh ladki uth gayi

Ladki:- Dev tum uth gaye

Main:- kkkon ho tum aur mere kapde hey bhagwan kya kiya tumne mere sath

Ladki:- kaisi baate kar rahe ho kya tum mujhe nahi pehchante

Main:- nahi main kaise pehchan sakta hon please yaha jo hua kisi ko mat batana main
hath jodata hon meri izzat lut jayegi

Ladki:- rote hue kyu akhir kyu kya kami thi mere pyaar main jo tum ab apni Janu ko bhi
nahi phechan rahe

Main:- meri Janu yeh nahi ho sakta tum toh

Janu:- kya tum toh bolo aage

Main:- tum toh bohat sunder ho woh thodi kam hai Janu ne gusse main mere seene par
ghusa maar diya main peche diwal par ek painting se takraya

Janu:- ab bolo kon khobusurat hai

Main:- aa Janu kya kehne lagi ho hath hai yaah hathoda meri kamar toh gayi abb

Janu:- arre badi jaldi yadaash aa gayi tumhari

Main:- par tumhe yeh sab kaise pata

Janu:- jab woh Black bird mere peche na aaya aur na tum kabhi milne aate aur na call toh
maine bhi apni shaktiyo se pata lagaya sab kuch aur pore Delhi main bridge bana diye jo
keval tumhare touch se active honge main uski taraf dekh kar sochne laga
Janu:- yahi soch rahe ho ki mere ankho main aaj aansu kyu nahi hain main uski baat se
hairan reh gaya

Main:- haan par aur kuch bhi hai jo main dekh raha tha tum batao kyu nahi hain aansu
tumhare aankho main

Janu:- tumhe kehte the ke main tumhari sab se majbut gf hon toh kaise behne du main
woh aansu main khada hone ko hua par bed par gir pada Janu ghabra kar mere pas aa
gayi

Main:- arre daro mat kuch nahi hua bas aise hi late gaya hon

Janu:- mere wajah se hamesha tumhe dukh hi mila hai aaj mujhe garv hai ki main tumhari
banungi

Main:- iss main koi shak hai kya tum hamesha se hi meri thi

Janu:- akkhir mujhe ab aur kitna inntezaar karna padega

Main:- chinata mat karo jaan main jaldi hi koi na koi rasta nikal lunga bas koi aur musbit
se pala na pada toh Janu ekdum se mere honto ke karib aa gayi uski saaso ki khushbu
mujhe mere rom rom main mehsus ho rahi thi maano ko mere dil ko guitar bana ke baja
ragh ho

Main:- wasie tum ummm Janu honto par ungli rakahte hue

Janu:- shiii mujhe karni do aur uss ne apne garam hont mere honto par rakh diye par woh
kabhi garm toh kabhi thande mallom hote uska sharir aur mere sharir ek saman jal raha
tha aur phir woh achanak hi peche hat gayi

Main:- kya hua jaan

Janu:- kya hum aage bade toh thek hoga

Main:- agar tumhe nahi pasand toh koi baat nahi main toh waise hi control kar raha hon

Janu:- bura mat manana tum

Main:- baat kya hai

Janu:- bas kuch problem hai meri tumhe batane main sharam aati hai

Main:- acha yeh batao mera yaar kaha hai

Janu:- bohat gusaa hai tumse sub tumhare ansh ke karan hua hai shaadi main nahi aaye
unki

Main:- tum kitni achi ho mere ansh ko bhi itne pyaar se bula rahi ho

Janu:- par woh hai bohat jyada shaitaan

Main:- aisa kya kiya uss ne

Janu:- main kyu batao tumhe khud hi pata chalega oucch kya kar rahe ho

Main:- kam se kam kuch mitha toh pila hi doo

Janu:- tum na ab jyada hi shaitaan ho gaye ho kitni tez dabate ho aahh maa ruko abhi
usne mera pakad kar daba diya

Main:- aa besharam aisa bhi koi karta hai kya Janu mujhe kiss karne lagi

Udhar Saloni didi ka roo roo kar bura haal ho gaya tha woh bathroom main bethi thi aur
unke pairo se halka se khon nikal raha tha jo shayad koi kaanch ghus gaya hoga

Saloni:- Dev kyu galat samjh liya main toh bas tere hi chehre ko dekh kar jiti hon woh
chahe tu ho yaa ansh bas main uss se kuch keh nahi sakti toh chid hoti hai tu kya jane tere
siwa jisne bhi mujhe chua hai tab maine kudh ko saja de hai Akhil bas dost hai mera tu
yeh kyu nahi samjhta

Udhar maa aur dad aapas main kuch baat kar rahe the

Maa:- kya baat hai kya soch rahe ho

Dad:- kuch nahi Saloni ke bare main soch raha hon ki ab uski shaadi kara deni chahiye

Maa:- arre abhi kya jaldi hai

Dad:- arre woh achi khansi jawan ho gayi hai kuch galat hone se pehle hath pile kar hi doo

Maa:- kuch socha kar thek hai jaisa thek lage

Dad:- mujhe toh uska dost Akhil sahi lag raha hai family bhi achi hai uski

Maa:- han aur dono kafi close bhi lagte hain

Dad:- chalo der nai karta kal hi baat karne chalate hain

Maa:- jaisa appko thek lage ab soo jayee

Neha:- ab kaisa lag raha hai Devika ko pani pilati hui

Devika:- han ab kuch acha lag raha hai

Pari:- yeh appko kya hua tha Devika yeh sun kar thoda ghabra gayi

Devika:- kk kuch nahi yeh meri problem hai

Neha:- kya aap kuch chupa rahi ho

Devika:- nahi aisa kuch nahi

Pari:- please bataoo na bhabi Devika uth kar aage chali gayi

Devika:- yeh aisa sacch hai ki main nahi bata sakti kyuke issi sacch par sab kuch tikka hua
hai

Pari:- aisa kya hai bhabi ji

Neha:- please bata do na hume

Devika:- thek hai par yeh baat hamesha apne dil main chupa kar rakhna

Pari:- thek hai ab bataye na sunanae ke liye main bohat excited hon

Devika:- iss ke liye tumhe shuru se sab suna hoga yeh bol kar Devika ne dono ka hath
pakda aur ghayab ho gayi aur jab pahuchai toh woh aisi jagah thi ki na kabhi Pari ne aisa
dekha tha na Neha ne aisa socha tha woh teeno ek bohat hi sunder ship yaa jahaaz par
thi Pari aur abhi bhi Neha ka mouh khula ka khula hi tah jabki Devika samne ki taraf dekh
kar apni yaado ke pano ko palat rahai thi hawaye kafi tez thi Pari aur Neha ke baal hawa
ke sath udh rahe the unke ship ke oper ek laal dragon udd raha tha jiske sar se kamar tak
haddiya bani hui thi aur sar par do nukele seeng jaise kuch the ab iska sahi vivran toh koi
puratav ka khoji hi bata sakta hai uss dargon ki puch (tail) do hisso main bati hui thi jaise
kisi bicchu ka dhank ho aur pankh bhi kaato jaise nukele the jo kisi ke sharir ko do second
main chir kar rakh de

Pari:- woh dekh kitne sarre ships

Neha:- uske chod woh oper dekh kitna mast fort hai

Pari:- wow bhabi yeh kitna sunder hai

Neha:- han par yeh hai kya

Devika:- humara yaado ka kila

Neha:- yaado ka kila matlab

Devika:- han yaha par hum Pariyo ka ek ek tahkhane jaisa ek ek kamra hota hai jisme hum
apni yaado ko sanjokar rakhte hain

Pari:- wow its really best thing in my life I ever imagine

Devika:- wada dhayan main rakhna

Neha:- hon dono par vishvaas rakhiye

Devika:- Neha ke maathe ko chum kar tum dono toh mere jaan ki jaan ho yeh toh ek raaj
hai tum par toh meri jaan kurban hai

Neha:- aap jaisi bhabi sabako mile

Pari:- nahi yeh srif hamari hi rahegi main nahi chahti ke koi aur humare competition main
aaye

Devika:- arre nahi aayegi koi kyuki Rani hamesha ek hi hoti hai iss baat par teeno hans
padi

Pari:- waise bhabi aap kitne saal ki ho

Devika:- kayi 100 saal ho gaye ab pata nahi kyuki main na jane kitne saal tumhare bhaiya
ke loutne ki ass main sooti rahi

Pari:- par kya bhaiya tab aapse pyaar karte the

Devika:- pyaar keh rahe ho woh toh marte the par kabhi bata nahi paate the darte jo the

Neha:- jhut humare bhaiya kisi chiz se nahi darte

Devika:- acha socho ghar main sabse jyada kis se darte hain Pari ekdum se Saloni didi se

Neha:- han yeh toh hai woh toh hume bhi kabhi bhi thappad rasid kar deti hai

Devika:- han par uss time bohat jyada hi sidhe the woh jab tak ke unhe un chaah gharao
ki shakati nahi mil gayi thi

Neha:- kya chaah garah matlab 6 planet ki power hai unke pas

Devika:- han thi toh

Pari:- kya matlab thi

Devika:- ab woh shaktiya unke pas nahi hain

Neha:- kya kaise kyu

Devika:- kyu ke unho ne woh shaktiya kisi ko de di thi

Pari:- kya sari de di

Devika:- haan

Neha:- par kise

Devika:- chal toh rahi hon sab bata dungi

Udhar bathroom main hum dono shower le rahe the hum dono ke sharir par kapde
chipake hue the Janu mere abs par hath rakhti hui

Janu:- kya workout kam karte ho maine usse apni taraf khich liya Janu ki naak meri naak
se touch ho rahi thi uss ne meri kamar pakad kar kas liy aur dusre hath ki ungliyoo ko mere
shower ke pani main bhigate honto ko chhuti hai

Main:- tum hi work out karwa do na

Janu:- waha se hath hatao mana kiya hai na kya tum abhi nahi nahi manoge kyu mujhe
garam kar rahe ho

Main:- kam se kam in hontho ka ras toh pila do

Janu:- yeh mere hont hain koi gaana nahi ki ras nikalta hi rahega uss ne mujhe peche kiya
aur ek towel dekar khud bahar chali gayi aur bathroom lock kar diya maine kapde utare
aur kuch der naha liya aur khud ko pocha aur towel pehan liya dekha toh gate abhi tak
lock tha main gate ke opar thodi si jagah thi waha se bahar jhankne laga tha ki gate khul
gaya main peche hokar idhar udhar dekhne laga

Main:- waise Janu bathroom kafi acha hai

Janu:- bathroom ke bache kya jhaak rahe the maine khud ki aur ishara kiya

Main:- mujhe kuch kaha kya

Janu:- yaha koi aur besharam hai kya

Main:- sar niche karte hue woh bas tumhari kamar ka til dekhna tha Janu apni hassi rokti
hui chalo bahar nikalo aur til taakna bhul jao samjhe
Main:- thek hai kapde do koi aur bahar aa gaya Janu ne bed par se kapda uthaya aur mujhe
diya shayad main jab dubara nahane laga tab lekar aayi hogi main pehenne laga Janu
mujhe dekh kar muskura raha thi

Janu:- (mann main) bohat tadpaya hai mujhe ab tum bhi bhugto main bhi muskura raha
tha

Janu:- kya hua kyu muskura rahe ho

Main:- kuch nahi aise hi yeh ladko ki baat hai

Janu:- acha Mr badla le rahe ho

Main:- jo bhi samjho acha woh hai kaha par

Main:- kya sab niche hain

Janu:- han kyu kya hua

Main:- pagal kahi ki agar pata lag gaya toh

Janu:- toh lagne do hum lovers hai kyu dare

Main:- are unhone galat samjh liya toh

Janu:- kitna darte ho jao khidaki se kod kar aur wapas aa kar niche se bell bajana aur mil
lena mujhe hasi aa gayi

Main:- acha main chala aur ghayab hokar niche gate ke pas aaya

Guard:- arre sahab yaha

Main:- sahab nahi beta bolo aap se chota hon

Guard:- are nahi sahab waise aaj itne dino baad kaise aana hua

Main:- are bas apni bhabi ji se milane aaya hon aur apne yaar se

Guard:- acha chaliye andar hi hai woh mere sath andar tak aaya aur vapas chala gaya
samne Janu ke dad aur Arav koi baat kar rahe the Shital bhabi ke sath bethi Janu ki mummi
ne mujhe dekha aur bade ghor se dekh kar

Kamini:- kon hai waha par

Main:- main hon mummy ji meri awaaj se sabki nazar meri taraf hui aur kuch hi palo main
Arav mere pas aa gaya
Arav:- yaha par kya karne aaya hai abhi toh hamari zindagi sambhali hai

Main:- yaar sun toh sahi Arav ne mere seene par hath rakha aur halaka sa dhakka diya

Arav:- chala ja yaha se mere pairo se jaise jamin nikal gayi ho

Main:- bhai yeh tu kya kar raha hai

Arav:- naam mat lena bhai ka Sheetal bhabi mere pas aa gayi

Sheetal:- aap yaha se chale jao

Main:- kya hua bhabi ji aap aisa kyu bol rahi ho

Arav:- mat keh isse bhabi tu iss layak nahi hai main Arav ke kandhe par hath rakahte hue
yaar aa (Arav ne mujhe dhakka diya aur main phiche gir gaya) Janu sidhyoo se utarte hue

Janu:- Dev aur bhagti hue mere pas aayi aur mujhe utha liya

Janu:- bhai r u out of your mind

Arav:- aa gayi iski chahne wali tu ja warna tere opar bhi hath uth jayega sun mera toh
dimagh sathiya gaya

Main:- oye yeh jyada ho raha hai meri Janu ko kuch bhi nahi kehna

Arav:- kyu be woh pehle meri behan hai

Main:- behan hai toh kya karega

Arav:- chal be nikal teri tarah nahi hon jo apni hi behan se

Main:- chilla kar bas Arav bohat ho gaya agar ek aur sabd aur kaha toh

Arav:- kya karega bol be

Shurya:- bas karo tum dono yeh sab kya kar rahe ho kya yahi thi dosti

Arav:- kya bakwas kar rahe ho dad yeh aur dost yeh toh kut chataak ek thappad se sabka
dimag hil gaya

Janu:- aaj toh bolne ki koshish bhi mat karna aisa shayad maine bhi pehli baar dekha ki ek
choti behan ne itna karara thappad mara

Sheetal:- hath uthate hue teri itne himmat maine unka hath bich main pakad liya uska
hath pakadte hi sab kuch ruk gaya shayad koi baat thi jiske liye mujhe past main jana hoga
maine Sheetal bhabi ke sar par hath rakha aur pahuch gaya waha (yeh mera ek memory
jaisa soul hai jaise harry potter main woh tom riddle ki diary main chala jata hai) maine
samnne dekha ek bada shandaar sa banquet hall tha aur shaadi ka tag Arav wedds Sheetal
andar gaya toh dekha samne K Dev kisi ladki ke sath betha tha ab main uss din ke hissab
se chalunga jaise main dekh raha hon

K Dev uss ladki (Manvi) ke baal apni ungliyoo se peche karta hua

Manvi:- kya kar rahe ho koi dekh lega

K Dev:- arre dekhne do darta hon kya kisi sai

Manvi:- acha aisa kya K Dev apna hath uski jhaag par rakahate hue koi shak hai kya Manvi
uth ke ek taraf chal padi tabhi mujhe Arav bhi kahi jata hue dikha par main K Dev ke peche
ho liya jo Manvi ke peche ja raha tha woh second floor par ek room main ghus gayi aur
uske piche K Dev aur uske peche main kyuki mujhe koi chiz rok nahi sakti andar jate hi K
Dev ne Manvi ko pakda aur bed par patak diya

Manvi:- oucch dherre dheree

K Dev:- uss ki saadi ka palu uthata hua dherre hi toh nahi hota Manvi uthne wali thi ke K
Dev ne uskko pakad kar apne opar gira liya

Manvi:- chodo shaadi hum yaha K Dev ne uski ek na suni aur mouh se uske blouse ka
button khol diya aur phir hath peche le ja kar uski bra bhi khol di

Manvi:- maan bhi jao yaha yeah sab sahi nahi hoga

K Dev:- tujhe pata hai jab mera mood ban gaya toh koi mujhe rok nahi sakta

Manvi:- oohho K Dev ne uske nipples mouh main bhar liye

Manvi:- shii mat karo koi aa jayega K Dev bina kuch bole bas ji bahar kar chus raha tha aur
hath se uske kapde khol raha tha aur chuste chuste uss ne uske kapde utar diye ab woh
sirf penty main thi bra adhi boobs par aur aadhi boobs se niche

Manvi:- ab kya kar ke maanoge

K Dev:- kya kar pura bol K Dev ne uski chot par hath rakh kar daba diya

Manvi:- aa ab kya thok kar maanoge

K Dev:- waise irada yahi hai

Manvi:- nahi abhi nahi tum bohat tez tez

K Dev:- chup kyu ho gayi haan bolo aage

Manvi:- bhesharam tum itna tez tez kyu chodte ho

K Dev:- aa haaye mere jaan kitna pyaar se bolti ho ek baar aur bolo na

Manvi:- nahi Mr

K Dev:- toh abhi batata hon aur K Dev ne apni tie nikal kar fenk fir shirt phir pent phir
underwear

Manvi:- K Dev ka lund dekhte hue nahi ruk jao bolti hon tum bohat tez tez chodte ho K
Dev usse ghuma kar uska sar bed ke kinare kar deta hai aur apna lund pakad kar uske
mouh par lagaya par Manvi ne apna face hata liya

K Dev:- please ab maan jao naa

Manvi:- acha baba ab yeah mouh mat giraaoo yeah bol kar Manvi ne apni jebh lund par
fhira di

K Dev:- haan aise hi meri jaan ohh shit Manvi uska lund much main bahar ke chusne lagi
K Dev bhi apna pressure lagane laga yeh sab dekh mere maathe par pasina aa gaya akhir
hua kya hai yaha thodi der baad K Dev ne usse uthaya aur uski penty khich kar utar di aur
lund set kar ke pas main pade towel Manvi ke mouh main daal kar dhakka maar diya
Manvi ke chillane ki awaaj uske mouh main reh gayi K Dev dhake lagne laga aur apni
ungliya mouh se nikal ke uski chot par pherne laga Manvi ne bhi towel mouh se nikal diya
K Dev ne tez jhatka mara

Manvi:- aa maa dherre karo

K Dev:- arre towel kyu nikala ab dard hoga

Manvi:- bedsheet ko kasti hui oaaasiiiii toh kya towel ko mouh aaa (saanso ko sambhalti
hui) main rakhne se dard nahi hoga

K Dev:- acha toh yeh lo aur apne dhake aur tez kar diye pura bed hil raha tha

Manvi:- main aane wali hon tez karo K Dev zor zor se dhake marne laga aur 2 minute baad
woh bhi jhad gayi K Dev ne usse goad main utha kar khidki ki lap par bitha diya Manvi
ekdum dhilli thi aur K Dev ke khandhe par giri padhi thi K Dev ne uss ke honto ko chusate
hue jeb uske mouh main daal di aur lund uski chot main dhake lagne laga 10-15 dhako ke
baad Manvi bhi josh main aa gayi apni dusri taraf hath se parda pakd liya

Manvi:- thoda tez karo ab bardash nahi ho raha K Dev ne usse aankh mari aur ek hath
khidki par rakh kar deep dhake lagne laga room main fuucch fucch thap thap ki awaaj gunj
rahi thi K Dev badi shiddat se laga hua tha kabhi uske gardan ko chumta kabhi uske nipples
ko par dhake lagtaar mar raha tha Manvi ko bhi dekh kar lag raha tha ke woh K Dev ke
stamina ko match kar degi aur thodi dher baad dono ek sath jhaad gaye K Dev ne usse
utahya aur bed par lita kar khud chit gir gaya meri samjh main nahi aa raha tha ke akhir
kya hua hai jo iss din se related hai karib do minute baad gun chalne ki awaaj aayi Manvi
ki halki wali needh tuti aur woh ghagra kar uth gayi

Manvi:- Dev utho tumne awaaj suni

K Dev:- haan par samne wala room kiska hai

Manvi:- Sheetal ka hai

K Dev:- kya Sheetal bhabi ka K Dev khada hua par ek position main rehne se uski taange
shayad sun pad gayi thi usne pair jhatka aur Manvi ko kapde dekar apne kapde pehne aur
room se nikal kar dekha toh samne ka gate halka se khula tha K Dev jaldi se ghus gaya aur
gate lock laga diya aur uss ke peche main samne Sheetal bhabi ke hath main gun thi aur
do lasshe padhi thi aur 5 log unki sar par gun laga kar khade the

K Dev:- tum sab kon ho wo apne gun K Dev ki taraf karne hi wale the ke K Dev ne furti se
fruit ka chaaku fhenki jo ek ki gardan ke aar par ho gya tabhi dusre ne fire kiya K Dev
Sheetal bhabi ko pakad kar sofe ke piche kud gaya woh chaaro andha dhun fire karne lage
par sofe ko ched nahi payi K Dev bhabi jab main kahu aap bathroom main chali jana tabhi
gate par kafi log gate ko pitne lage

Arav:- Sheetal jaldi gate kholo kya hua hai Unnadamiyo ne shot gun nikali aur aur fire kiya
woh goli sofe ko chirati hui Sheetal bhabi ke seene ki taraf badh gayi aur unko lagne hi
wali thi ke K Dev ne apni dono hathailya aage kar di goli K Dev ki ek hatheli ko chirti hui
dusri hatheli main ghus gayi K Dev ne apni chik rok li par ussle hont uske daato ka pressure
ko jhel nahi payi aur uss main se khon aane laga Sheetal bhabi ki ankho se aansuo ki dhaar
nikal rahi thi unho ne apne pallu se K Dev ke honto se khon saaf kiya

K Dev:- bhabi aap chali jao

Sheetal:- yeah tumhe maar denge yeh sab CIA ke agents hain
K Dev:- sari baate baad main aap mere go kehne par jao

K Dev:- go Sheetal bathroom ki taraf bhagi aur K Dev unka dhayan bhatkane ke liye dusri
ore kudh gaya unho ne andha dhun fire kar diye par K Dev diwal ki aad ki wajah se bach
gaya

K Dev:- (mann main) kya karu yaar mere pas ab koi shakt nahi bachi sab samye ke sath
nasht ho gayi aur mere asli sharir narak main hai

Udhar bahar

Arav:- mom dad aap sabko lekar chale jao main samabhal lunga par Janu ko bhej do mom
idhar udhar dekhte han par Janu kahi nazar nahi aati

Arav:- chodo mom aap sabko lekar bahar jao sab waha se chale gaye aur ab waha bas
Arav tha

Andar

Aadmi 1:- dekh tujhse hume kuch lena dena nahi hume apni agent ko marne bheja gaya
hai tu hat jaa

K Dev:- ab chal kya baap ka raaj hai tumhe Sheetal bhabi ke pair ki jutti bhi nahi milegi

Aadmi 2:- bhabi han ha han kiski bhabi abbe yeah sab ek chaal thi tere uss Arav ko fasane
ki aur RAW ke sarre secrets pata karne ki kya samjhate ho

Aadmi 3:- bahar aa ja Sheetal aur woh secrets de de hume Bahar

Arav:- yaar agar main andar gaya toh kahi yeah sab usse mar na de aur phir tezi se jo bhi
andar hai meri Sheetal ko chod do main wahi karunga jo tum kahoge andar unka boss
yaani Akkhiri yeah sun lete hai

Aadmi 4:- dekh Sheetal nikal aa warna yeh sab mare jayenge iss se acha tu mar ja yaa file
de de yeh sun kar Sheetal bhabi gate khol kar bahar aa gayi sabne gun unnpar kar di woh
fire karne wale the ke K Dev ne apna hath gol gol ghumaya aur aage kar diya uske aisa
karte hi sab kuch ruk gaya sab kuch andar bahar Delhi Mumbai USA China everywhere sab
ruk gaya bas do chize motion main thi aur woh thi K Dev aur Sheeatal bhabi ki body
Sheetal bhabi rotti hui ye sab dekh kar hairan thi K Dev unke pas gaya

K Dev:- kya aap CIA agent ho

Sheetal:- rote hue haan par maine Arav ko dhokha nahi diya main uss se bohat pyaar karti
hon

K Dev:- phir aap ne sachayi kyu chupayi

Sheetal:- kyuki woh apni job ko lekar bohat jyada serious hote hai agar unhe yeah pata
chal jata ke meri wajah se DGP ki jaan gayi hai toh woh kab ka mujhe chod dete

K Dev:- matlab aap DGP ki beti nahi ho

Sheetal:- nahi hamari agency ne kayi saalo se yeh plan kiya tha par achank tum yani Joker
gang aa gaya aur hamari agancy ka intrest tumhare blood ke samples main ho gaya

K Dev:- yeh apne sahi nahi kiya itna bada dhokha

Sheetal:- hath jod kar main Arav ko nahi khona chahti please meri madad karo

K Dev:- soch main pad gya phir bola dekho itna toh aap janti hi ho ke mere pas powers
hain par ab nahi rahe woh sab par ek upaye hai jis se sab thek ho jayega

Sheetal:- main Arav ko pane ke liye kuch bhi karungi

K Dev:- toh aapko kehna hoga ke maine aapke sath sone ki shart rakhi aur apne mana kiya
toh maine apne adamiyo ke sath apke sath jabardasti ki

Sheetal:- ye kya bakwas kar rahe ho main apne pyaar ke liye tumhari dosti kurban kar dun

K Dev:- aur koi chaara nahi kyuki yaha aisa mahol hai ke agar usse jara se shak hua toh
apka raaj khul jayega

Sheetal:- par main yeah nahi kar sakti

K Dev:- par ab mujhe yeh karna hi hoga K Dev ne ek bandook utha li aur teen ka sar uda
diya aur 4 ko pakad kar khadha ho gaya aur apna hath aage kar ke gate khol diya aur Arav
ko free kar diya

K Dev:- boss par gun laga kar saale Sheetal ko bas main hi chu sakta hon tu ne usse cune
ki himmat bhi kaise ki uska jism sirf mera hai samjha yeh bolte hi uss ne fire kar ke uski
khopdi uda di Arav yeh sun kar wahi jam gaya K Dev ne uski taraf tirchi nazar se dekha aur
mud kar Sheetal bhabi ki aur gaya aur dhiree se bola

K Dev:- puri jaan se dhakka dena aur mujhe iss ke liye maaf karna K Dev ne itna bol kar
Sheetal bhabi ke honto se apne hont laga diye Sheetal bhabi toh hairan ho gayi iss achanak
hamale se unhone Arav ki ankho main dekha aur akkhir unhone ek jor ka dhakka de diya
K Dev peche gir gaya

K Dev:- pagal hai kya (phir uss ne Arav ki taraf dekha aur) aa Arav bhai tu yaha Arav ne aa
kar K Dev ke mouh par apna knee lock jad diya aur dusra marne hi wala tha par tabhi
Sheetal bhabi ne usse piche se pakad liya

Arav:- chod do Sheetal aaj main isse mar dunga maine isse kya samjha aur yeh kya nikla
main aur nahi dekh sakta tha warna mere aansu nahi ruk payenge main wapas present
main aa gaya maine Sheetal bhabi ka hath chod diya

Main:- Arav bhai uss harkat ke liye mujhe maaf kar de

Janu:- jab tumne kuch kiya hi nahi toh phir maafi kyu

Main:- Janu please abhi chup raho

Arav:- agar main wahi Masoom yaa Sona ke sath karu toh

Sheetal:- chilla kar Arav aap aisa soch bhi kaise sakte hain woh sab aapki bhabi jaisi hain

Arav:- haan aur tum kya thi han batao yeh baat shayad Arav Sheetal aur K Dev ki bichai
hui thi tabhi sabka response kuch alag se tha

Sheetal:- aap ko sachayi jaanni hai toh

Main:- nahi bhabi nahi maine hi aapke sath galat kiya Arav sahi hai

Sheetal:- par

Main:- mujhe maaf kar dena maine aapko woh din phir yaad dila diya ab main chalta hon
main mud kar bahar nikal gaya par aaj pehli baar mujhe K Dev par garv tha ki woh mera
ansh hai chahe thoda awara hi kyu nahi hai

Agli subah mom dad ne nashta kiya aur tayar hokar niche aaye aur phir B chachi C chachi
aur dono chacha arre yeh kya Dada ji kab aa gaye shayad bula liya hai mom dad ne

Shikha:- kya hua maa aap sab log aise kyu taayar hue ho

B Chachi:- arre beta Saloni ke rishte wale aa rahe hain

Shikha:- chilla kar what aap log pagal ho gaye hai kya

Maa:- arre shaadi ki baat uski hai par isse kya hua
Shikha:- mera matlab hai Dev ke bina kaise

Maa:- arre pata nahi kaha hai Neha ke sath hoga kahi aa jayega toh khush khabri sun lega
na Saloni didi opar se yeah sun rahi thi woh room main chali jati hai aur phone laga dete
hai

Saloni:- hello woh kaha hai

Janu:- hakalate hue kon kaha hai

Saloni:- chal jaldi de Dev ko phone mujhe pata hai tere pas hai Janu mujhe phone de deti
hai

Main:- han hello kon

Saloni:- kon bhi ho jaldi ghar aa jaldi

Main:- main nahi aaunga apne Akhil ko bula lo

Saloni:- Dev maan ja mera aur uska kuch nahi hai

Main:- yeh batao aap ko kisne bataya ke main yaha hon

Saloni:- mera dil ne kaha hai mujhe kisi se pata karna ki jarurat nahi

Main:- yeh sab bakwas hai aur phone cut kar diya

Janu:- chale jao na bula rahi hai akhir Akhil se tumhara kya matlab

Main:- tum in sab main mat pado phone phir baja maine utha liya udhar se rone ki awaaj
thi main ghabra gaya

Main:- nahi ronna nahi main aa gaya na chup ekdum chup Janu main chalta hon yeh bol
kar main ghayab ho gaya aur Saloni didi ke room main pahucha woh samne bed par leti
apne aansu se chadar ko bhigo rahi thi maine phone jeb main rakh liya jo galati se le aaya
tha

Main:- Saloni didi kya hua aapko unho ne jaise hi meri awaaj suni woh khadi hui aur phir
gir padi meri nazar sabse pehle unke pair par padhi jis main se abhi bhi halka se khon aa
raha tha maine unhe bed par litaya aur unka pair hath main le liya mere aansu unke ghaav
par girne lage

Saloni:- shii u maa

Main:- kya hua didi

Saloni:- kuch nahi aaj mere ghaav par amrit gir rahe hai bas maine apne aansu pocche

Main:- maaf karna mere assho ne apka dard badha diya

Saloni:- dard diya pehle phir dil ke diyo ko bhuja diya jab lag raha tha un par marham toh
usse bhi hatho se hata diya

Main:- roo pada maaf kar do mujhe mujhe apse waise baat nahi karni chahiye thi

Saloni:- baat ki to kya hua ab to shuru ho gaya tu hai mere pas par ab mera safar kahi aur
shuru ho gaya

Main:- bas kar di bas karo main maafi mangta hon woh uth kar beth gayi aur mere aansu
ko apni hateli par rakh liya

Saloni:- kyu baaha raha yeh in ko chup ho jaa

Main:- kya karu mera dil pata nahi kyu manta hi nahi bas aapko dekh kar pagal ho jata hai
main kya karu

Saloni:- dil ki sun le phir mujhse nahi ruka gaya maine unke gaalo ko pakda aur unke honto
ko chusne laga unki ankhe itni badi ho gayi ki puccho mat unhone hath utha rakhe the
main yeh dekh kar peche hat gaya woh bade ghor se mujhe dekh rahi thi

Saloni:- dherre se yeh kya kiya Dev main sar jhuka kar dil par hath rakaha aur bola jo mere
dil ne kaha

Saloni:- acha main batau mera dil kya keh raha hai

Main:- hon bata do unho ne ab jo kiya meri ankhe assi ho gayi ab mere hath opar the jo
woh dekh kar peche hat gayi

Dono ek sath:- woh

Main:- pehle aap

Saloni:- nahi pehle tu

Main:- aap rooyi kyu woh mere gale lag gayi

Saloni:- Dev maine itne saal bas tera intezar kiya hai ab main kaise kisi aur se shaadi kar
lo main chonk gaya aur bola kya kaha aapki shaadi bina mujhse pucche

Saloni:- main nahi karungi Dev main bas teri hon aur mera tu agar kisi aur ne chua mujhe
toh samjhna kho de ga mujhe
Main:- pagal kya ho gaya main har kisi se lad jaunga tumahre liye

Saloni:- mera gaal pakad kar kisi se bhi aur nam ankho se mere honto ko chuma thodi der
humare hont aise hi takrate rahe phir

Main:- unka gaal pakadte hue kya shak hai apne Dev par

Saloni:- mujhe toh sabse jyada bharosa hi mere Dev par hai

Main:- toh phir itne din kyu intezar kiya ab dekho mere kitne tukde ho gaye

Saloni:- kya hai yeh sab tune kaha se sekha yeh sab

Main:- pehle aap batao

Saloni:- bas jo dil main hai wahi bola

Main:- mujhe toh pata nahi tha ki ek itne badi shayaar mere ghar main hai

Saloni:- tum bhi kam nahi ho

Udhar ek lambe safar ke baad teeno yaado ke kile main pahuche

Neha:- bhabi yeh kitna pas lag raha tha par itna dur kaise

Devika:- yeh sab aankho ka dhoka hai agar main na hoti toh tumhe yaha sadiya lag jati
agar jinda bacch jati toh

Idhar

Main:- bhaad main gayi izzat mere siwa jo bhi tumhe dekhega uski mout paki hai main
aage badha tabhi K Dev aata hua dikha woh phone chalata hua aa raha tha aur mujhse
takraya

Main:- raja sahab aa gaye aap

K Dev:- woh main main woh

Main:- abbe jhandu yeh sab kya kiya hai mere piçhe tabhi niche

Am: Akhil mom Ad: Akhil dad

Menakshi: Akhil sister

Ad:- kon bol raha hai

Dad:- arre abhi gaya na mera beta hai Dev

Am:- acha bulaye usse

Dad:- Dev yaha aa beta

Main:- aaya dad aaya isse betha kar raho didi main aata hon phir maine hath aage kiya ek
suit aa gaya ekdum party type agent lok wala main niche gaya jaha uski family thi maine
namaste kiya aur side main betha aur jeb se dun nikal kar bahar rakh di

Akhil:- aur Dev kya haal hai yaar

Main:- kya bola college main Dev hon aur bahar main RAW agent hon yeh sun kar waha
sab ka chera utar gaya par mujhe Menakshi ghor se dekh rahi thi

Dad:- sorry bhai sahab Dev andar rakh isse

Main:- chill dad inhe pata hona chahiye na ki jiska rishta laye hai uska bhai kya hai

Am:- acha batao beta kya karte ho RAW main

Main:- main ek field agent hon jisko koi nahi mar sakta main usse marata hon

C Chacha:- Dev kya bol raha hai

Main:- aap abhi chup rahiye main baat kar raha hon na haan Akhil bhai kya karta hai tuh

Akhil:- kya matlab tere hi college main padhta hon

Main:- matlab baap bhai ka paisa khata hai arre tu shayad Vipin ka bhai hai na

Ad:- mere bade bete ko kaise jante ho

Main:- are mere office main hai woh bada slow hai kaam se nikalne ki soch raha hai

Saloni:- Shikha se dekh rahi hai mera wala inka pasina nikal dega

Shikha:- mera kya

Saloni:- kuch nahi mera Dev

Am:- kk kyu aisa kyu

Main:- acha yeh bataye kya kya chahiye aapko rishte main pani pijyegi pata nahi ac ko kya
hua hai

Ad:- woh baat toh badde karenge pani pitte hue

Main:- arre mere 4000+ crore kya karunga main chaaro ke mouh se pani nikal gaya
Am:- acha matlab tum bohat bade businessman bhi ho

Am:- (mann main) meri beti ke liye acha rahega

Oper

Saloni:- iss budhiya ko mar dungi

K Dev:- ab kya hua

Saloni:- dekh nahi raha hai kaise lar gira rahi hai

Shikha:- toh kya karogi

Saloni:- gaala daba dungi

Niche

Ad:- beta Saloni bitiya ko bulao na

Main:- kyu kya meri shakal achi nahi hai

Am:- are beta tum lakho main ek ho par hum bahu ko dekhne aaye hain

Main:- are Mummi ji aap kitne sweet ho jab main acha laga toh bahu ko kya dekhna Saloni
didi sidhiyoo par oper jane lagi ke K Dev ne pakad liya

K Dev:- kaha ja raho ho

Saloni:- mujhe yaha betha kar khud uski maa ko sweet bol kar uski ladki patta raha hai
chodungi nahi sabko

Niche

Akhil:- maa shayad Saloni aa gayi awaaj aayi uski maine gun uthayi woh khada hota hua
apni maa ki godh main gira

Dad:- damad ji aram se

Main:- kya kaha kaisa damad abhi didi ne haan nahi ki hai maa uth kar oper jane lagi

Main:- kaha ja rahi ho maa

Maa:- chup ekdum ek sabdh nahi samjha main chup ho gaya aur uth kar opar jane laga

Saloni:- aa gaya nain mataka kar ke

Maa:- kya bola

Main:- didi andar chalo

Maa:- han chal kapde badal kar aa

Main:- nahi kahi nahi jayegi maa unhe khich kar andar le gayi

Room ke andar

Maa:- Saloni tu pagal hai hamari izzat lutwa degi kya

Saloni:- par maa

Maa:- tujhe meri kasam tayar hokar niche chal

Saloni:- maa main nahi ja sakti kasam vapas lo apni

Maa:- dekh le aaj hamari izzat tere hath main hai

Saloni:- maa iss ka natiza bhogtogi aap

Maa:- main tayar hon tu chal aur usse pasand kar ladka acha hai Saloni gusse main tayar
hoti hai aur maa ke sath niche jati hai maine roka par maa ne mujhe ek do thappad jad
diye aur niche chali gayi phir 30 minute baad didi aayi

Main:- kya hua par wo bina bole roti hui andar chali gayi

Main:- unke peche jate hue Shikha didi isse (K Dev) ko room main rakho main aaunga phir
main andar gaya aur room lock kar diya maine table se phone uthaya aur call kar ke baat
ki phir

Main:- kya hua meri laado unho ne gille ankho se meri taraf dekha

Saloni:- ched rahe ho kya

Main:- aansu saaf kiye kyu roo rahi ho main hon na woh roti hue mere gale lag gayi

Saloni:- main ab aur tumse dhur nahi reh sakti

Main:- kon karega dur hume

Saloni:- mom dad

Main:- pagal ho tum ab tum Dev ki ho aur Dev tumhara

Saloni:- rote hue Dev

Main:- ab aur mat roona kahi mere dil se khon na nikal jaye

Saloni:- mere honto pat hath rakahte hue shii aisa mat kaho naa

Main:- tum roo rahi ho dard mujhe ho raha hai woh mere seene par maarti hui aur tez se
rone lagi

Main:- kya karu aap chup nahi hoti ho tabhi phone baja jo didi ne utha li

Shiva:- han bhai maine Akhil ko maar diya didi ke hath se phone gir gaya jo maine jaldi se
pakad liya

Main:- han bol bhai

Shiva:- maine Akhil ko maar diya

Main:- good job laash ko jala de ab koi sabut mat rakhna

Shiva:- ok jayiye enjoy your peaceful life maine phone rakh diya didi mujhe ghur rahi thi

Main:- kya hua toh apka soo called hone wala pati khatam ab main bacha hon

Saloni:- tt tune yeh kya kiya

Main:- maine kya kiya yeh aapke pyaar ka nasha hai

Saloni:- itne jaldi kaise

Main:- bas kiya thodi jata hai ho jata hai

Saloni:- mom dad rokenge

Main:- Dev ko rokna asaan hai hai Joker ko nahi Dev emotional hai Joker khonkhar Dev
jaha khatam hota hai Joker waha shuru hota hai Dev ki life tragedy hai par Joker sabke
liye tragedy hai

Saloni:- acha toh kya ab tum muderer bannoge

Main:- nahi aap kya samjh rahai ho

Saloni:- Dev tumne yeh kya kar diya yeh nahi chahiye tha humare pyaar ko

Main:- pyaar ko nahi par pyaar karne ko yeh karna hi tha apne liye aur apno ke liye
Saloni:- tere baate meri samjh main nahi aa rahi maine uss ke sar par hath rakha aur Amit
se milna aur Saloni didi ko paise ke liye pyaar ka natak aur hamdardi dikhana Pari ke sath
kya kya karwaya uss ne sab kuch aur hath hata liya unho ne ankhe kholi

Saloni:- yeh itna kamina tha kutta kahi kaa

Main:- kya karti ho gaali achi nahi lagti aapke mouh se

Saloni:- kya aap aap laga rakha hai tum bol nahi sakte ho

Main:- woh bacpan se aadat ho gayi hai didi

Saloni:- kya hai na bhaiya ji thoda sa dard hai dur karoge kya

Main:- Saloni pagal ho kya

Saloni:- waah ek minute main aadat ghayab ho gayi par meri abhi shuru hui hai

Main:- kya matlab adaat shuru hui unho ne chutki bajayi aur unke kapde badal gaye

Main:- ufff kya aaj hi marogi

Saloni:- mere shirt ka button kholte hue nahi toh aisa nahi hai

Main:- phir kyu

Saloni:- ta ke tum meri le sako mere gale main thuk atak gaya

Main:- kk kya kaha

Saloni:- arre meri jaan le sako aur kya

Main:- jaan main kaise le lunga

Saloni:- matlab main achi nahi lag rahi thek hai jao woh mud gayi

Main:- ok main chala aur invisible ho gaya

Saloni:- jao jao maine roka hai kya woh waise hi khadi rahi par koi jawab nahi diya maine
woh mudi aur mujhe na pakar gate kholne hi wali thi ki maine unhe pakad liya

Saloni:- yeh kya majak hai Dev yeh acha nahi kiya tumne unho ne mujhe kohni mari

Main:- haaye mar gaya aur unhe chod kar bed par late gaya aur visible ho gaya woh meri
dard ki awaaj se ghabra gayi

Saloni:- Dev mere jaan kya hua

Main:- jaan nikal kar jaan bolti ho

Saloni:- bata kaha lagi hai

Main:- kk kahi nahi jane do aap jaao

Saloni:- bata na kaha lagi unho ne meri jhaang par hath rakha

Main:- yeh itna mulayam sa kya rakha hai

Saloni:- kaha mulayam saa maine unke hath par hath rakha yeh toh ekdum mulayam hai
unho ne mujhe dekha aur apna hath mere puccho mat kaha rakh diya

Saloni:- yahi lagi hai kya

Main:- dherre se haan lagi toh hai

Saloni:- sahalate hue yeh kuch jyada garam nahi hai

Main:- iss se garam kuch nahi hota

Saloni:- galat mere pas iss se kahi jyada garam jagah hai

Main:- huu aisa kya hai

Saloni:- jane do tumhe meri toh lenne hai nahi

Main:- leni hai naa

Saloni:- hath se maar ke dhaat besharam kahi ke

Main:- kaahe ka besharam jaan lunga aaj tumhare hont chus chus ke

Saloni:- maine jaan ki baat nahi ki

Main:- (mann main) hey bhagwaan yeh mere baato se yeh program khatam na kar de

Saloni:- kya doge

Main:- kya

Saloni:- kuch jante bhi ho yaa nahi

Main:- chahiye kya aa maa kyu dabaya Saloni uthi aur aage badhi maine peche se pakad
liya aur apne opar gira liya unki gaand sidhe mere lund par takra gye

Saloni:- aur eesss Dev yeh kya hai

Main:- aapki garam chiz par humare garam chiz ka chota se hamla woh ghum gayi aur ab
unki choot mere lund se takra gayi chahe kapado ke opar se thi par saala rukne ko tayar
nahi tha

Main:- ab yeh kya tha

Saloni:- asli garam chize ab takrayi hain woh toh trailer tha picture ab aayi hai maine opar
hokar unke honto ko jakad liya aur phir hum dono kiss karna lage unho ne apna sahrir
mere opar chod diya maine hath choot ke opar rakh diya aur usse masalne laga

Saloni:- hont chuda kar itna tez mat maslo ke pani mangne lage

Main:- toh main pila dunga

Saloni:- toh pila dena par iss se (iss baar bina hichak ke unhone mera pura lund muthi
main bich liya)

Main:- kya abhi itna aage thek rahega unho ne meri shirt chir di

Main:- sari ladkiya meri chir kyu deti hain

Saloni:- hasate hue unki chirna sikh le nahi hoga dubara

Main:- rukko abhi aur chutki baja ke unke kapde badal diye

Saloni:- yeh kyu maine unhe palta aur

Main:- ab bata

Saloni:- aahh maine unki penty side main karke unki choot main halki si ungli daal di

Saloni:- Dev tere nakhun se bohat dhuk raha hai

Main:- kya nakun toh hai hi nahi

Saloni:- aa maa ruk toh mat naa maine halake se ungli aur andar ki aur andar bahar karne
laga unho ne apna aage kiya aur apne boobs ko masalana satart kar diya main face niche
kiya Saloni apna boobs ko nanga karte hue Dev chuso Dev chusoo ruko mat daalo ohh
chuso han aur tez maine nipple ko mouh main le kar chusne laga main bohat tez tez ungli
andar bahar karna laga gille pana se gap gap ki awaaj aa rahai thi

Saloni:- Dev dheere mat ho aur tez

Main:- aur tez meri ungli nahi jayegi

Saloni:- uff maa woh idhar udhar sar marne lagi

Saloni:- Dev chod ungli daal de

Main:- kya

Saloni:- daal de han daal uff mainn gayiii aahh wo suurrr kar ke jhadne lagi woh kafi dher
tak jhadi shayad yeh unka extream forplay ban gaya tha karib 10 min tak woh ankhe band
karke padi rahi mera abhi tak release nahi hua tha jis se dimag main aur kuch nahi aa raha
maine unhe awaaj mari par woh toh need ki aghosh main chali gayi aur main yaha
tadapata reh gaya aaj phir mujhe wahi karna pada jo shuru se karta aa raha hon yani
control maine unhe chadar uda di aur aur chat ko niharta hua soo gaya bohat hi gehri
need soo raha tha

Chaar ladkiya jinke ankho main dar aur aansu the

Ladki1:- kya hum iss main safal ho payenge

Ladki2:- hona hi padega

Ladki3:- han sahi kaha hume agar safal nahi hue toh hum hamesha adhure hi reh jayenge
aur yeh rajaya bhi

Ladki4:- abbb wakt aa gaya hai hume apna dil nikal lena chahiye phir woh charo apne
seene par hath rakhti hain aur

Ladki1:- aee mere dil bana unka dil unka aur ban ja unka (yeh bol kar uss ne ek aur mantra
pada aur apna hath seene main ghusa ke apna dil nikal liya)

Idhar main chilla kar uth betha main pasene main ho gaya tha akkhir yeh kya tha Saloni
meri chik se dar gayi

Saloni:- mujhe gale laga kar kya hua Dev koi bura sapna dekha kya mere kaano main abhi
bhi uss ladki ki chikh gunj rahi thi jab uss ne apna dil nikla mere ankho se aansu gir gaye

Gate par

Maa:- kya hua Saloni beta gate khol jaldi

B Chachi:- beta jaldi khol kya hua hai Saloni didi ne mujhe choda aur gate khol kar mere
pas aa gayi (acha tha ki didi ne kapde change kar liye the)

Maa:- mere aansu pochate hue Dev mere bache kya hua bata na tu roo kyu raha hai main
unhe pakad liya aur kuch nahi bola tabhi Saloni didi ne mujhe un se alag kiya aur
Saloni:- Dev yeh kya ho raha hai tujhe yeh tere seene se khon kyu aa raha hai kuch dher
pehle

Shikha:- ruk ja warna Dev mujhe daatega

K Dev:- please jane do main ab uske andar nahi jana chahta

Shilkha:- aisa mat karna tum uske sath safe ho

K Dev:- life kis ki safe hai main ab jina chahta hon apne tarike se na ke uske rules aur
sanskaar se

Shikha:- main tujhe aisa nahi karne dungi par K Dev bina sunne khidki se bahar kud gya
Shikha bhi uske peche kud gayi akhir trained agent jo thi par uss ke kapde sahi nahi the
jump ke liye unka pair mud gaya

K Dev:- appne yeh kya kiya chali jao ab wapas

Shikha:- ruk ja ruk ja woh ghayab hone laga shayad power wapas aa gayi thi par Shikha
didi ne usse kud kar pakda aur uske sath ghayab ho gayi dono ghayab hokar ek aisi jagah
pahuche jo ek jungle tha Shikha uth kar aage badhi ke tabhi uske pair main katta lag gaya

Shikha:- aa maaaa aaa

Idhar mere seene main se khon nikal raha tha

Dad:- Dev mere bache jaldi se Dr ke pas chalo

Main:- nahi dad main thek hon aap log jao

Maa:- beta maaf kar do mujhe maine tujhe mara

Main:- nahi maa jab chaaho mar lo

Maa:- nahi mere laal aisa mat keh (unhone apni saddi se mera seena poccha)

Main:- aa maa (maine idhar udhar dekha) yeh Shikha didi kaha hai dikh nahi rahi hai

Kirti:- yaha nahi hai shayad bahar gayi hai

Main:- kya nahi maine unhe room main rukane ko kaha tha

Kriti:- aap ki naukar nahi hai jo aapki baat sunegi

Saloni:- chup ho ja warna mera hath uth jayega ab tu kuch mat sun Dev yeh toh aisi hi hai
main khada ho kar gusse main bahar nikal gaya wo sab mere peche aaye bahar jakar
Shikha didi ke room main gaya gate khol dekha aur gate band kar diya par waha koi nahi
tha

Main:- didi bathroom main ho kya par koi awaaj nahi aayi maine waha jakar dekha par
waha bhi nahi nahi thi maine ankhe band ki toh mujhe dikha ki Shikha didi ke pair se khon
nikal raha hai aur K Dev aage chala ja raha hai

Shikha:- ruk ja please nahi toh Dev mujhse naraz ho jayega

K Dev:- hath hilata hua chali jao yaha se

Shikha:- kaise chali jao main mere pas koi shaktiya nahi hain

K Dev:- mujhe pagal mat banaoo aap future dekh sakti ho Shikha didi chalti hui ruk gayi
aur K Dev bhi

Shikha:- tujhe kisne bataya ke main future dekh sakti hon

K Dev:- bas janta hua main tabhi ek aur kaata Shikha didi ke pair main laga

Shikha:- aa K Dev yeh sun kar peche muda aur jaise hi uss ne Shikha didi ke pair se khon
nikalte dekha woh bhagta hua unke paass pahucha hi tha ke usse takkar lagi aur aur ball
ki tarah peche ludakta hua gir gaya asal main mujhe itna gussa aaya ke main waha pahuch
gaya

Main:- dur rah in se haram khor

K Dev:- tu yaha par kaise maine Shikha didi ke pair apne hath main liya aur kaanta nikala
kaanta nikalte hi woh dard se karah padi aur dono hath meri gardan main daal kar mujhe
pakad liya main unke kaan

Main:- kya pagal ho gayi ho aisa kyu kiya

Shikha:- pehli baar toh kuch kaha apne main kaise pura na karti unki baat main ajeeb se
badla hua lahja tha maine unka hath chudaya aur

Main:- aap thoda yahi aram karo main aapko yeh dukh dene wale ki khabar leta hon main
unhe wahi ek ped se tikaa kar aage badha

Main:- kyu be tujhe ek pal ka chain nahi hai

K Dev:- woh main tumse dar gaya tha

Main:- darana to padega hi kya kya kar rakha hai tu ne meri image ka
K Dev:- woh sab mujhse pyaar karti hain

Main:- janta hon tera pyaar jo bed par jane ke baad kho jata hai

K Dev:- kya samjhta hai tu apne aap ko ab main tere andar nahi jane wala

Main:- tu kya tera baap bhi jayega

K Dev:- tu bas apni shaktiyo ke bal par kudata hai

Main:- saale aaj tak mere andar reh kar jab tu mujhe hi nahi samjha toh kya kehna

K Dev:- aajma le aaja na hara diya toh kehna

Shikha:- pagal ho gaye ho tum dono K Dev bina kuch sunne mere opar kud gaya main
hawa main hi usse ek laat marne chaahi par miss hua aur woh ghumata hua mere sar par
marne wala tha ke maine uska pair pakda aur usse ek ped par fenkh ke maraa uske takrate
hi ped tut gaya aur mere oper girne wala tha woh jaise hi mere sar ke pas aaya maine
uske pakda aur jamin par de mara par woh jhat se khada hua aur ek ghussa ped par mara
aur woh ped pura fatta hua mere hath se gir gaya main aage badha hi tha ki Shikha didi
ne mera hath pakad liya

Main:- kya kar rahi ho

Shikha:- jane de usse woh baaghi ho gaya hai

Main:- baaghiyoo ko mar dena chahiye

Shikha:- tu kis kis ko marega

Main:- hua kya hai aapko uski side kyu le rahi ho

Shikha:- woh ho yaa tu dono ek hi ho

Main:- aisa nahi woh na main hon na woh main

Shikha:- tere bolne se kuch change nahi hoga

Main:- kuch change ho yaa na ho wo (achank mujhe piche se aati hui ek talwaar diki toh
main chilla pada aur unhe side main hata diya) woh talwaar mere seene main jate hi bahar
nikal gayi

Shikha:- kya hua Dev

Main:- aap mere peche aa jao yaha koi hai

Shikha:- tabiyat toh thek hai na koi yaha han hi nahi

Main:- nahi K Dev hai yaha woh war kar raha hai

Shikha:- didi mera face pakadte hue koi nahi yaha kya hua hai tujhe maine unke sar par
hath rakha aur unhe ghayab kar ke ghar pahucha diya main aage badha ke tabhi mujhe
dikha main samne khada hon (a vision flash back) aur do aadmiyoo ka sar pakad rakha hai
maine aage badh kar usse chua toh mera hath aar par ho gaya maine idhar udhar dekha
toh samne ek pathar ka gate bana hua jis par dhul jam gayi thi maine gate par wind energy
chod di aur jo nazar aaya main chonk gaya usspar likha tha Vijay aage ka hissa ghayab tha

Main:- yeh toh mera rajaya aur waha ka yudh maidan phir yaha ped aur mere rajaya ki
yeh halat akhir yeh sab main kyu bhul gaya main palta toh dekha ke main lad raha hon
kisi sena se

Flash Back

tabhi ek bada se dragon aag chodta hua mere taraf aaya maine hawa main talwar aage ki
aur dargon ke pet ko chirta hua bahar nikal gaya kayi seeneko ka toh peshab nikal gaya
iss manjar ko dekh kar main dargon ke khon main sana hua niche aaya aur

Main:- aa jao sab aa jao apne uss raja ko bhi bula kar lana tabhi waha ek ruth aa kar ruka
uss main se Amit nikla

Amit:- abe tu dragon maar sakta hai chudailoo ko mar sakta hai sher ka dil chir sakta hai
par woh itna hi bola ke maine apni telawaar se ek sanik ka sar uda diya jo sedha uske pairo
main gira

Amit:- jhalla kar laa be ussko bahar phir unke saink Shikha Kirti aur Pari ko lekar aaye par
un sab par ek jal tha maine talwaar aage ki ke uss jal ko tod saku

Amit:- arre arre ruk ja woh nirkast jal hai maine talwaar niche kar li kyu ke agar main
usspar waar karta toh teeno mar jayengi

Main:- tu aisa kyu kar raha hai hum sab ek pariwaar hain

Amit:- mujhe toh bas yeh rajaya chahiye aur puri duniya par apna raaj aur woh nakchadi
Rajkumari

Main:- uska naam bhi liya toh tujhe maar daalunga

Amit:- main nahi toh in teeno ko mar dunga tabhi peche se Komal nikal kar aayi aur
Komal:- le main aa gayi ab chod de unko woh aage jane lagi maine uska hath pakad liya

Main:- pagal ho gayi ho tum yaha kyu aayi woh mere pas aa kar boli

Komal:- tumne meri itne madad ki hai ab main tumhare liye kuch toh kar du tabhi uski
chilkh nikal gayi uss ne apna hath mere hath par kas liya mujhe kuch samjh nahi aaye akhir
hua kya uski ankho se aansu nikal rahe the tabhi mujhe bhi ek halki si chubhan mahsus
hui maine niche dekha

Main:- Komal nahi tum nahi

Komal:- Dev main appse bohat pyaar karti thi par kabhi sahi se keh nahi payi maine talwar
ko kich ke bahar nikala jise woh bardash nahi kar payi aur uski jaan wahi nikal gayi aur
mere oper gir padi main abhi iss se sambhal hi nahi paaya ke mere pith par laat padi aur
mere hath se Komal chot gayi aur main dur jakar gira yeh koi aur nahi Sumit tha main
khada ho gaya aur apni blue power usspar use ki aur uska kam wahi tamam ho gaya

Amit:- gusse main Sumit nahi Dev tu ne acha nahi kiya yeh ab tu mar ja yeh main hi maar
dunga

Main:- nahi aisa mat karna main khud ke liye innko nahi marne dunga tabhi pata nahi kaha
se meri sari behne aa gayi

Ritu:- nahi bhaiya aap hat jao main inhe sambhal lungi uske baad sab ne apna dialogue
bola par mujhe pata tha kisi ne kuch bhi kiya toh uss jal ke andar sab mar jayenge maine
teen teer hawa main code jo mere 1,4 hissee se bane the aur kudh ko apni talwaar mar
ke aur woh terr jakar Amit aur ek Rahul ko lagi aur teesra jakar uski sena ko aur sab khatam
ek hi jhatke main bhi aur dheere dheere meri shakatiya mere beheno ke andar jane lagi
aur Komal ke andar bhi

Present

Yeh sab dekh kar main chonk gaya

Main:- akkhir jab meri shaktiya mere marne ke sath in sab main chali gayi toh phir mera
punaram janam kaise hua akkhir kaise maine Devika ko yaad kiya par woh nahi aayi

Main:- aisa pehle kabhi nahi hua woh aisa nahi karti kabhi udhar Devika aur Pari Neha
Devika ne bhi wahi sab bataya in hi Pari, Neha roo rahi thi

Devika:- kyu roo rahi ho

Neha:- bhaiya ne mere liye jaan de di thi

Devika:- tumhare liye nahi hum sabke liye

Pari:- roti hui kyu bhabi

Devika:- woh jal jo tha na woh ek maya jal tha jo Amit janta tha kyuki kaali shaktiya janta
hai agar Dev ne apni shakatiya na di hoti toh waha sab mar jate yahi tha woh maaya jal ke
agar jaise hi Amit mare waha sab khatam

Pari:- aage kya hua

Devika:- issi liye hi toh yaha aaye hain woh khadi hui aur aage jakar kamre ke bich main
hath aage kiya tabhi ek bed jaisa kuch bahar aaya

Neha:- yeh kya bhabi ji

Devika:- yeh duniya ka sabse khobsurat bister hai jispar tumhare bhaiya ko litaya gaya tha
uss ladayi ke baad yeh thi bitti baate phir bhi inki ankho main aansu the

Pari:- akhir ab woh raaj bata dijiye na

Neha:- han bhabi please

Devika:- woh sacch yeh ki Dev ka punaram janam nahi hua hai yeh sun dono ke ankho ke
aansu aur unke pair jam gaye

Neha:- kaanpati awaaj main kk kya woh unki aatma hai

Devika:- nahi aisa nahi hai

Pari:- kyu tadpada rahi ho bhabi

Devika:- woh de de

Neha:- bolo bhabi bolo

Devika:- unko banaya gaya

Pari ,Neha:- kya banaya gaya kya matlab hai

Devika:- yehi ki jab woh mare toh unki bachi aadhi shakti me in kuch hum sab main aur
baki sari Saloni main tabhi Pari ki nazar ek taraf gayi

Pari:- woh kya hai

Neha:- kuch jana pehchana lag raha hai

Devika:- woh hai tumhari Saloni didi yaha ki samraat jab Dev chale gaye the

Neha:- par bhaiya ko banaya kis ne

Devika:- tum sab ne aur humne mil kar Pari aur Neha phir chonk kar kya humne

Devika:- han Pari ne apni shaktiyo se aur jism ki shakti se

Pari:- ankho ko phochate hue maine bhaiya ki ankhe bhanaiye hai

Devika:- han tabhi toh jab tu ankho se ojhal hoti hai toh pagal ho jate hai

Neha:- aur maine

Devika:- tumne banaye hai unke hath kyuki tumhare paas shakatiya hi assi thi yaa kahu
ke hain

Neha:- tabhi woh mujhe itna kas ke pakadte the

Pari:- aur aap ne

Devika:- seene par hath rakate hue maine unki sabse pyaari chiz unka dil

Neha:- wow matlab woh tabhi aap se itna pyaar karte hain

Devika:- maine hi nahi dil ke chaar hisse alag alag logo ne banaye hain

Pari:- kon kon bhabi ji

Devika:- ek maine dusra Komal teesra Saloni aur chonta Shikha

Neha:- yeh nahi ho sakta agar aisa hua toh bhaiya aur didi nahi aisa nahi ho sakta

Devika:- nahi pagal aisa kuch nahi woh bas un ki behan hi rahegi

Neha:- apne sar par mar kar main bhi pagal hon

Devika:- (mann main) ab isse kya batau aage kya hone wala hai

Pari:- aur kya kya bataye naa

Devikha:- thek hai unka mann banaya hai Sona ne sharir bana hua hai Janu ji se kyuki unke
sharir kaali shaktiyo ka hai aur Masoom se mila hai unhe prem ras aaj ka kahe toh romance

Neha:- aur Richa bhabi se

Devika:- kuch nahi unka unki zindagi main aana main bhi nahi samjhi hon

Pari:- aap ne sab kuch nahi bataya

Devika:- woh sab time aane par tum khud jaan jaaogi ki tumhare sath kya kya hua ab aur
kuch nahi

Udhar main ja kar uss jharne ke samne khada ho gaya aur pani main hath lagaya ke tabhi
uss main se K Dev nikla usse dekh kar main peche hat gaya

Main:- gusse se tu abhi yaha se gaya nahi

K Dev:- shaant ho ja shaant

Main:- saale jyada ayaashi chadi hai abhi sab nikal dunga

K Dev:- main keh raha hon na chup yeh sab maine kisi karan se kiya

Main:- kya matlab

K Dev:- tu ne saara sacch dekha na kya hua ladayi main

Main:- matlab yeh sab tu ne kiya

K Dev:- aur kya 3 saal main bas thukai karta roj club ke bahane kuch na kuch dhundta
rehta tha

Main:- chal jara opar aram se beth kar baat kare hum opar aa kar beth gaye

Main:- ab bata kya hai yeh sab jo tu ne kiya

K Dev:- jab tu chala gaya toh maine sab baato par ghor kiya ki hamari powers aati jati rahti
hain

Main:- han yeh tu ne sahi kaha

K Dev:- tab maine badi muskil se yeh jagah dhund ke nikali par kuch hasil nahi hua ek din
gusse main yaha waha gusse marne laga toh yaha yeh sab dikha tabhi maine tujsai ladayi
ki taaki tu yeh sab dekh sake

Main:- par aage kya hai kuch dikha nahi

K Dev:- aage ka main batata hon maine Devika ki yaado se churaya hai phir uss ne mujhe
sari baate batayi ki main kaise bana aur kis kis ne banaya mere ankho main aansu the aur
khushi bhi thi par yeh sab mujhe yaad kyu nahi hai
K Dev:- abe woh nahi chahti thi ki tujhe galat lage ki tu ek banaya hua insan hai

Main:- pagal hain sab par ab kya unhe pata hai

K Dev:- naah sirf Devika ko hi pata hai

Main:- acha yeh bata aur kya pata chala

K Dev:- Amit gang ke bare main kuch clue mila hai (phir uss ne mere kaan main kuch kaha)

Main:- iski maa ka yeh tha uska plan

K Dev:- aur kya saale hum toh bas paiso main hi lage rahe ki saalo ko paisa chahiye par
baat toh yeh hai

Main:- chal thek hai ab toh andar aa ja yaar

K Dev:- ab main bhi thak chuka hon baki sab mere andar aate hi pata chal jaaeyaga

Main:- agar teri jarurat padi toh

K Dev:- yaar ab kam se 3 saal ki thakawat nikalne de kuch din disturb mat karna yeh rahi
teri duniya usne mere hath par hath rakha aur mere andar aa gaya mere hath main ek laal
pathar se tha jo uss ne rakha tha maine usse jamin par fenk diya woh sunsaan jagah ek
minute main badal gayi aur woh jharana pura badal gaya aur jaha main khada tha woh ek
city main badal gaya main samjh gaya ki K Dev ne mera rajaya dubara banaya hai maine
ab jyada wakt yaha gujarna sahi nahi samjha kyuki abhi yaha na koi insan hai na koi janwar
main ghayab hokar jaise hi apne room main pahucha waha sab ke sab Shikha didi ko gher
ke khade the

B Chachi:- dekh ab teri adat kharab ho rahi hai bina baataye kahi bhi chali jati hai

Shikha:- maa main toh yahi thi bathroom main

C Chachi:- yeh Dev ka room hai tu iss ke bathroom main kya kar rahi hai han

Shikha:- woh main main woh

Main:- peche se arre kuch nahi chachi maine yahi rukne ko kaha tha aur dhundne bahar
gaya tha maa mere pas aayi aur muje gale laga liya paagal ho chuka hai kaha ghayab ho
gaya tha iss halat main

Main:- are maa kyu chinta karti aur yeh bacho ki tarah mat roya karo

Maa:- hat pagal chal jakar aram kar tabiyaat kharab hai teri
Ritu:- toh aap thek karo gi kya

Kirti:- arre yeh kya karege yeh bas hamare bhaiyo ko maar sakte hain

Main:- tum dono ko kya hua hai

C Chachi:- pata nahi beta kisne in se keh diya ke tu ne Amit Sumit aur Rahul ko mara tha

Ritu:- aap inhe pagal mat kaho aur dono ko kas ke tappad mara

Shikha:- bahar niklo

Kirti:- Ritu ko utha kar chal yaha sab iss ke payar main pagal hain

Shikha:- nikal ja yaha se warna tujhe bhi abhi khurak milegi

Main:- chachi aap sabko lekar bahar jao phir waha se sab chale gaye baat karne ke liye
maine gate ko lock karna hi sahi samjha tabhi Shikha ne meri pith par gusso ki barsaat kar
di

Main:- aa kya hua mar kyu rahi ho

Shikha:- kya jarurat thi yaha

Shikha:- woh chodo agar hum aise hi rahenge toh kahi maa ko shak na ho jaye

Main:- (majak main) kya pata lagega unhe aur kis baat ka shak

Shikha:- matlab humare bich kuch nahi hai kya

Main:- kya kehna chaah rahi ho u r my sis

Shikha:- eee Mr mind your language

Main:- kya kuch galat bola

Shikha:- kya tumhe kuch yaad nahi ke uss din jungle main kya hua

Main:- uske liye sorry main behek gaya tha

Shikha:- aur jo kal tum mere oper mouh main daba ke lete the maine socha bhi nahi tha
yeh aisa keh dengi par mujhe maza aa raha chidani main

Main:- woh main ek baar aur bhatak gaya tha par apka jism bohat khobsurat hai

Shikha:- matlab tujhe mere jism se pyaar nahi hai naa

Main:- uske liye sorry main sambhal nahi saka Shika didi ne mujhe marne ko hath uthaya
maine jaldi se pakad liya

Shikha:- mera haat cod

Main:- behan ho behan ban ke raho jyada mat udoo

Shikha:- roo padi Dev tune acha nahi kiya maine tujhse pyaar kiya tha tu ne mera faida
uthaya mujhe laga ke maine jo sab dekha woh jhut tha kaash main yeh bhi dekh pati

Main:- kya dekh liya aisa tumne

Shikha:- kuch nahi woh sab ek chalawa (mirag) tha jo mujhe dikhya tu ne bas mere jism
ko chaaha

Main:- toh kya hua kyi log yeh sab karte hain par hum iss se aage nahi ja sakte infact you
r my sister Shikha didi ne mujhe dahkka de kar bed par gir diya aur khud bhi bed par aa
gayi aur mere hath pakad kar mere opar beth gayi aur apni body rub karne lagi

Main:- yeh kya kar rahi ho

Shikha:- wahi jo sab karte hai nahi ruk jao Shikha ruko

Shikha:- didi bol didi

Main:- please ruko mera ufff kaise bolu

Shikha:- han bol de tera cock hard ho raha hai

Main:- Shikha Chataaak

Shikha:- kaha na didi bol

Main:- kya maan jao main majak kar raha tha

Shikha:- ab nahi jane dungi hum aaj tu mere jism ki aag bhujayega saamjha tujhe yeh jism
chahiye na yeh le woh peche haati aur apna shirt main hath dala aur ohh foo yeh pagal
ho gyi hai

Main:- yeh bas chota se majak tha main bas aise hi kar raha tha unho ne mujhe pas khicha

Shikha:- majak kabhi kabhi bohat bhari hota hai

Main:- par kabhi kabhi bata deta hai ki dusra aapse kitna pyaar karta hai uss ne mujhe
ghur kar hont mere honto se mila diya woh mere honto ko chus rahi the aur main unke
karib 5 min ke baad unho ne mere seene par hath rakh kar ke piche hat gayi aur uthne hi
wali thi ke maine unka hath pakad liya

Main:- thodi der aur ruk jao

Shikha:- main toh tumhari hi hon bas tum mante hi nahi

Main:- abhi bhi ussi baat ko lekar bethi ho maine toh bas cheda tha

Shikha:- chedo mujhko chahe karo waar aur mera hath chuda kar chali gye aur main gate
ko band hota dekhta raha

Main:- uff yaar kitni hai mere pas jo karti hain pyaar par saala sukun hai kaha ab bhi hai
sala mera toh haal behaal main utha aur bathroom main kapde utare aur phone ko samne
rakha aur shower ke niche khada ho gaya aur sochne laga abhi Sona aur Masoom se mil
nahi pata nahi kaisi hongi aur Richa ka kya haal hoga opar se Amit saala har janam main
mere hi peche pada rahega maine shower band kiya aur apni beard set karne laga phir
dubara nahaya aur bahar aaya aur shirt aur jeans pehni abhi main sunglass laga hi raha th
ke call aayi

Main:- han hello kon

Rajveer:- hello sir aapko station aana padega

Main:- arre Rajveer kya hua hai

Rajveer:- sir Shiva aur Sandy kya aap unhe jante hai kya

Main:- han kyu

Rajveer:- tab toh appko chinata karne ki jarurat hai in dono ne aapke hone wale jija ko
maar diya hai

Main:- kya bakwas hai mera koi jija nahi hai aur kya kisi ne dekha hai unko kuch karte hue

Rajveer:- no sir par last baar inke sath dikhe tab se woh trace nahi hue hain

Main:- acha main aata hon Call cut

Main:- (khud se) saala koi ek kaam nahi kar sakta har jagah mujhe hi jana padega tab main
niche jane laga

Ritu:- aa gaye laad shaab

Main:- Ritu gudiya tu mujh se kyu lad rahi hai

Kirti:- aap jao pehle apna kaam dekho main badabata hua car ke pas pahucha in kabhi
mater jaldi close karunga car chalate hue maine achanak car rok di

Main:- agar Akhil ki body jal gayi toh dono par kidnapping kabhi charge lag sakta hai mera
dimag tezi se chalane laga main seene par hath rakh kar K Dev ko yaad kiya woh bahar aa
gaya

K Dev:- kya hai be ab kyu disturb kiya

Main:- chal ab mera ek kaam hai jaldi se tu Akhil ban ja Shiva Sandy ko bachana hai

K Dev:- ab ke uss ne kya teer maar diya

Main:- han chal jaldi kar

K Dev:- abbe kahi Saloni se meri shaadi mat karwa denna

Main:- dheere se woh toh main karunga

K Dev:- kya kaha be

Main:- abbe bakchodi chod jaldi kar

K Dev:- abbe order aise de raha hai jaise main koi aur hon ab tu soch le main wahi ban
jaunga maine Akhil ki shakal ko yaad kiya aur K Dev Akhil ban gaya maine car Police station
bhaga di aur kuch hi minute main hum waha pahuch gaye

Main:- ab uth be phir soo gaya

K Dev:- uthata hua yeh behnchod thoda dur na bana sakte kya

Main:- ohh mahasye kyu mouh thaka raha hai chal andar hum dono andar gaye Rajveer
mujhe dekh kar aage aaya aur hath milaya

Main:- lo Rajveer sahab yeh raha aapka victim jiska murder innho ne kiya Shiva aur Sandy
hans pade

Akhil:- arre Rajveer sahab itna piya karo ki koi bhi bana kar chala jaye Rajveer ne ek aur
ishara kiya

K Dev:- hans pada hi he kya Rajveer sahab aap bhi yeh toh sharabi hai main uske pas ja
kar dande ko uthaya

Main:- khada ho be woh khada hua maine khich kar uski gaand par danda mara uska
peshab chot gaya
K Dev:- lo ji yeh station ko public toilet samjh raha hai

Rajveer:- chilla kar Ram Singh isse jaldi saaf karo

Ram Singh:- sir main kaise

Rajveer:- abbe jakar safayi wali ko bula

Ram Singh:- ji sahab ji

Main:- acha toh hum chale

Rajeveer:- sir sorry iss sabke liye iss saale ne kaha ke inhe jalate hue dekha hai

K Dev:- Rajveer ke kandhe par hath rakhte hue arre Rajveer ji kaha in chhutiyo ke chakaar
main padate ho

Rajveer:- k kon

Main:- iss pyaar se k bulata hu

Rajeveer:- pehle iss bosdiwale ko lockup main daal aaj iski sari daaru utar deta hon

Main:- arre yaar ruk bhai Rajveer maine uss sharabi ko kuch paise diye aur usse bhaga
diya

Rajeever:- bohat bohat sorry sir maine appko disturb kiya

Main:- koi na tum apna kaam kar raha tha acha ab toh chod de dono ko phir dono bahar
aaye aur main K Dev unke sath ghar ko nikal gaye

Shiva:- thanks bhai

Main:- chal be yeh bata ghar main kya haal hai

Sandy:- bas aapki dhua hai par yeh naya Akhil ka kya chakkar hai

K Dev:- yeh chodo batao na choti kaisi hai

Main:- un dono ka chehra padh gaya abbe isse samjho main hi hon ab asli Akhil toh mar
gaya hai

Shiva:- arre bhai ab diwali aa rahi hai toh bas gaon jana hai

Main:- abbe teri diwali gaon toh apna bhi dada ji se mile toh jamana ho gaya hai

Sandy:- bhai kyu nah aap humare yaha aa jao

Main:- idea acha hai par thoda change hai tum dono maa aur choti ko lekar humare ghar
aao ge bol Shiva

Shiva:- jaisa aap sahi samjho waise bhi woh ghar main bethi bethi bor ho jati hai phir main
ghar aaya aur car un dono ko de di aur ghar ke andar aane se pehle

Main:- tu aisa kar abhi jakar Akhil ke ghar reh taa ke aur chod na ho woh chala gaya aur
main ghar main enter hua shaam ki tea ke sath sab bethe baat kar rahe main bhi jakar
beth gaya

C Chacha:- arre bade sahi time par Dev aa gaya

Main:- chacha ji aisa kya hua

B Chacha:- hua kuch nahi pita ji se tere wajah se daant padi hai

Main:- aisa kya main baat karunga un se maan jayenge

Dad:- acha tu Richa aur Masoom ko ja kar le aa woh bhi chalengi iss bar kafi ronak hogi
dad ne mere mann ki baat keh di par Sona ka kya karu tabhi achanak woh hua jo maine
toh kya kisi ne nahi socha tha

Maa:- aur woh Janu aur Sona ko bhi bula le unki family ke sath maine bas mouh khole sar
han main hilaya

B Chachi:- didi chale ab khana bhi banana hai

Maa:- han chalo kuch bhi kaho humare yeh bohat acha hai ke ghar ki aurte hi khana banati
hain naukaro ka koi chakar hi nahi phir dad aur dono chacha kuch baate karne lage toh
main uth kar peche gardan main gaya aur phone laga diya par kisi ne nahi uthaya maine
phir milaya phir nahi uthaya maine phir milaya

Main:- hello

Masoom:- kon hai

Main:- babay main hon

Masoom:- yaha koi baby nahi rehti

Main:- baby maaf kar do woh main nahi tha woh mera ansh tha main musibat main tha

Masoom:- acha bahana hai musibat ansh whatever kaam bolo

Main:- baby tumhe kya hua hai main hon

Masoom:- han toh kya karu main jao party karo ohh sorry night party

Main:- baby jo bhi kehna chahti ho keh do par yuh na rutho

Masoom:- arre hum ruthne wale hote kon hain

Main:- biwi ho tum meri tum meri zindagi ho

Masoom:- acha toh bina mere zinda kaise ho

Main:- tumhare pyaar ki yaado main

Masoom:- yaado se kuch nahi hota woh bas dil dukhti hain

Main:- maine koi majak nahi tumse pyaar kiya hai

Masoom:- mujhse yaa mere jism se

Main:- tumhari rooh se

Masoom:- toh phir jism se kon karega main iss baat par kuch na bol saka

Masoom:- chup kyu ho bolo jab rooh se pyaar hota hai toh iss jism main yeh dil kyu hai

Main:- woh aur kuch nahi bol paya

Masoom:- log hume sikhate ke pyaar toh rooh se rooh ka hota hai phir yeh kyu kehte hai
ke mera dil aa gaya tum par kabhi rooh ko apne sath dil le jate dekha hai

Main:- ab apne iss assique ko uski galti samjh main aa chuki hai tt tuu call kaat di uss ne
maine phir call ki toh switch off aa raha tha main thodi der betha raha fir dhayan aaya ki
abhi Pari ko nahi laya yaha Aditi Pari bani ghum rahi thi main ankhe band ki aur ghayab
hokar jaha un teeno ko sath choda tha pahuch gaya teeno samne bethi baate kar rahi thi

Devika:- mujhe dekh kar aa gaye aap

Main:- kyu kahi gayi thi kya

Pari:- abhi toh aaye hain

Main:- kaha se

Neha:- woh bhaiya peche gardan main the

Main:- acha chalo sab maa tujhe bohat yaad kar rahi hai Neha pata nahi 3 bar keh chuki
hai
Neha:- ohh shit bhaiya woh unki ek sari thi jo maine di thi thek karna ko

Main:- saadi thek?

Neha:- pata nahi boli special hai unke liye

Main:- ab chalo aur Devika tum jakar dekh lena tumhari behan ki body bani ki nahi maine
uski shkatiya chod di hain

Devika:- jaisa aap kahe

Main:- aur han Aditi ko bhi leti jana ab Pari aa gayi hai toh usse ab uske ghar bhejna hoga

Devika:- sab ho jayega main un dono ke sath wapas gardan main pahucha

Pari:- thandi saas lete hue chalo bhaiya apne ghar toh aa gayi

Main:- chal thek hai par Neha ab tu bhaiya ke bed par nahi soyegi yeh acha hua

Pari:- kis pagal ne kaha bhaiya aur unke bister par mera haq hai

Main:- pagal soch kar bol ab chal andar hum andar gaye aur phir kuch baate hue aur phir
khana khaa kar sone chale gaye main aankh band kar ke leta hi tha ki mera gate jor jor se
pita jane laga gate khola toh dekha waha bhidh lagi hui hai

Main:- tum dono aur aap dono aur maa chachi aap yaha

B Chachi:- arre bohat din ho gaye koi masti nahi hui neend nahi aa rahi hai toh hum aa
gye

Main:- arre kaisi baat karti ho aap meri toh khushi ka thekhana nahi hai par woh dono
kaha hain aur chacha dad

C Chachi:- mere gaal pakad kar mere natakhat tu toh janta hai na ki woh log busy log hai
aur woh dono tujhsai naraz hai

Main:- chalo main dekh lunga aap sab andar aao

B Chachi:- chalo bhai chalo sab andar main sabke behviour se hairan tha

Main:- acha music pillow khele kya

Saloni:- han mast idea hai

Shikha:- bikul chalo sab ring bana lo sabhi jaldi se beth gaye Saloni didi aur Shikha didi
mere aaju baaju main beth gayi maa meri taraf pillow fhenk kar chal shuru kar
Saloni:- main music chalati hon aap sab khelo

Main:- thek hai par aap ne takiya kyu liya hai

Pari:- aap shuru karo faltu ki baat chodo phir game shur hua aur phela turn aaya B chachi
kaa

Maa:- chalo ab koi bhi iss se swal puch lo

Main:- main puchu

Saloni:- Pari tu puch tu chup bethi hai Pari un se puchne lagi sabka dhayan unki taraf mera
bhi tabhi mera hath ko bada ajeeb se laga necche dekha toh mere fat gayi Saloni didi mera
hath takiye ke sahare chupa kar apni jhang par ragad rahi thi

Main:- dheere se yeh kya hai

Saloni:- maja aa raha hai naa

Pari:- kya hua aap dono kya baat kar rahe ho

Main:- arre tu question na puch sab hans pade

Maa:- abhi bahu aayi nahi sapno main kho gaya sawal kya jawab bhi ho gaya main dubara
shuru kare game ek baar phir shuru hua aur jakar Pari par ruka

Main:- main puchunga

Shikha:- nahi Neha tu puch tu chup beth phir sabka dhayan Neha par tha mujhe pata tha
Saloni didi kuch toh karengi par hey bhagwaan yeh kya bala hai maine niche dekha toh ek
hath Saloni didi ki jhaang par aur dusra Shikha didi ki ccchottt par maine jhat se hath
chudaya aur ek pillow apni jhaang par rakh liya

Maa:- arre tujhe kya hua

Main:- maa aap yaha aa kar beth jaao

Maa:- kyu tujhe apni behno main bethne main koi problem hai

Main:- beth hi toh nahi raha mera

B Chachi:- kya

Main:- beth hi toh nahi raha mera pair

Dono:- (Saloni,Shikha) tezi se hass padi

C Chachi:- chalo agla dekhe kon fasta hai ek baar phir shuru hua khel aur iss baar acha hua
main fasa

Main:- puccho kisko kya puchana hai

C Chachi:- woh dekh raha hai room ki taswir uss main kya bana hai

Main:- main dekhta hon par aap sab udhar nai dekhna

B Chachi:- tu rokega sab udhar hi dekho ree aur toh thare putale dekhne lage udhar main
bhi dekhne laga kuch purane jamani hey bhagwaan bachaoo Shikha didi ne pillow ke add
main mera pakad liya aur Saloni didi ne apna pakadwa liya thann mattlabb chuchi

Maa:- ankhe dukh gayi hai bata jaldi

Main:- woh uuuuuu

Pari:- bhaiya natak nahi gardan dukh rahi hai yaha mera tutne ko hai isse iski gardan ki
padi hai

Main:- eaa ye hai ek murti jo kisi bache ko palane main khila rahi hai maine apna hath
khich liya aur Shikha didi ka hath bhi hata diya lekin kismat saala phir se main fasa

Maa:- acha yeh bata tu sabse jyada kis se pyaar karta hai

Main:- maa yeh sawal yaha sabke bich

Neha:- kyu nahi bata sakte kya

Main:- (mann main) agar kisi kabhi naam liya toh woh bohat galat matlab nikal legal aur
yaha do pagal hain maa ka naam le leta hon koi bura nahi maanega

Main:- apni pyaari maa ko

Saloni ,Shikha ,Pari ,Neha:- kya aur hume

B ,C Chachi:- aur hume

Main:- sabko bhi karta hon

Saloni didi:- chalo main sone chali

Pari ,Neha:- aawwwu hum bhi aur chand second main room khali jaise sanata par maa
waha thi

Maa:- beta ab soo ja yeh sab subah tak maan jayengi

Main:- ji maa woh chali gayi par aaj mera control muskil tha maine aaj woh kaam kiya jo
socha na tha maine jhat se kapde utare aur bathroom main ghus gaya aur aaj apna hath
jagan naath ka matlab samjh main aaya main kar hi raha tha bathroom ke gate par knock
hua main shayad bahar ka gate band karna bhul gaya tha

Main:- aaj in dono ki sari kasar nikal dunga par pehle ankhe band karta hon aur khich kar
shuru kar dunga chahe dono main se koi bhi ho maine aase hi naange hokar gate khola
aur unhe khich kar andar lekar unke honto se chipka diya woh thoda sa dhkaha denne lagi
maine ek hath se uski kamiz faad di aur bara ko bhi khich kar fenkh diya par kiss nahi thoda
aur uske boobs masalne laga lund apne ufan par tha maine dusra hath uski niche daal kar
uski chot ko chua maa kasam itni tight thi maano chahtan ki bani ho maine bich wali ungli
se halka sa kureda toh uss ne mere honto ko kas ke jakad liya uske hath mere lund par
kas gaye woh apna hath uss par ferne lag gayi main toh aur heat up ho gaya maine kiss
tod di par main ankhe nahi kholna caahata tha kahi ruk na jaon

Main:- I love you soo much main tumhe bachpan se pyaar karta hon par jaan nahi paaya
par aaj mujhe mat rokna mujhe tumhari aur tumhare jism ki jarurat hai bas ek awaaj aayi
huuu maine usse niche lita diya aur jadu se uske kapde ghayab kar diye aur uski clitirios
ko thoda sa ragda main kudh ko rok nahi paa raha tha main ghutno par beth gaya maine
lund uski chot par rakh kar dhakka lagaya par woh kuch jyada hi tight lag raai thi fisal gaya
maine ek baar aur try kiya par thoda dabav ke sath mera lund akhir chala gaya par uss ne
mera hath kas ke pakad liya main uske boobs mouh main bahar ke halke halke dhake
lagne laga par woh kafi bardash kar rahi thi bahar ka gate jo khula tha maine 5 minute
baad dhakke tez kar diye aur peche hokar uske boobs hatho main daba liya aur dhakke
pe dhakee

Main ab puri raftaar se usski choot main lund andar bahar kar raha tha uss ki seal ke khon
ka gila pan mujhe mahsus ho raha tha maine lund thoda sa peche kiya aur ek karara jhatka
mara

Neha:- bhaiyaa aahh maaa main marr gayi yeh awaaj sun kar mere kan ke parde fat gaye
main shayad aankh band kar ke jise seal ka khon samjh raha tha woh uska pani tha seal
toh ab tuti thi par galat seal

Main:- Neha tu hey bhagwaan yeh maine kya kar diya main peche hatne laga uss ne mera
hath pakad liya

Neha:- kaha ja rahe ho aap mere ankho main aansu the yeh maine kya kar diya
Main:- main tujhe kabhi apna mouh nahi dikha paaunga Neha apni kamar hilanae lagi

Main:- ruk ja pagal aur mat gira mujhe Neha mujhe apne oper khich kar jor se hilni lagi
yeh baahe mujhe jakadne ke liye hain

Main:- mujse galti ho gayi hai usne mujhe palta aur mere oper aa kar mere nipples chusne
lagi

Main:- tu sacch main pagal ho gayi hai kya Neha apni kamar ko jor jor se hilani lagi mera
lund uski chot ke andar bahar ho raha tha

Neha:- appko mere jism ki jarurat thi toh main appko kaise jalane de sakti thi

Main:- kya humne kiya

Neha:- main nahi janna chahti ki apne kisko samjh ke mere sath yeh kiya par yeh mere
liyee aahh maaa

Main:- kya hua pagal ohh main gayaa aur hume baato baato main hi jhad gaye aur woh
mere seene par gir kar sone lagi

Main:- (mann main) yeh sab uss K Dev bc ki wajah se hua ek din nahi hua andar aate mujhe
kya bana diya maine usse haalke se side main kar ke phir godh main uthaya aur chutki
baja kar bahar ka gate band kar diya aur usse lekar bathroom se bahar aaya aur usse bed
par lita diya main bathroom jane ko muda ki tha ke uss ne mera hath pakad liya

Neha:- yahi ruk jao na bhaiya

Main:- main yahi hon phir maine ek cafry daali aur jakar saaf pani laaya aur uska pura sarir
gile towel se saaf kiya

Neha:- aapki wife kitni khush rahegi aapke sath kitna khayaal raankhoge

Main:- itna dukh diya tujhe pehle mujhe maar nahi sakti thi taa ke pata chale

Neha:- shayad yeh aapki khushu ka nasha that main ek female bhediya aur aap male
bhediya shayad issi wajah se

Main:- ab soo ja nahi toh marunga

Neha:- han ek baar aur maar lo na please

Main:- dhaat teri pagal ho gayi hai

Neha:- apke uss ne kar diya hai

Main:- aisa kyu

Neha:- kyuki uski wajah se aaj mera apka connection hua

Main:- ohh thukai aabbb yeh kya bol diya

Neha:- bade gande ho gaye ho ab jo ho gaya baad main baat karna aur soo jaaiye mujhe
neend aa rahi hai main bhi sochta hua soo gaya ki akhir ye hua kyu phir hum dono soo
gaye

Subah utha to mera sar bhari ho raha tha aur Neha mere opar taang rakh kar soyi hui thi
maine uske chahre par se baal hataya aur usse dekhne laga balcony se aati hui thandi
hawa uske ballo ko uda rahi thi par main bar bar usse hata raha tha ki neha ki neend kul
gayi

Neha:- jamai lete hue aaww good morning bhaiya

Main:- good morning Neha ne jaise hi apne sharer par haat ghumaya uss ne chadar apne
oper khich li

Main:- kya hua Nehu par uss ne apna sar oper nahi uthaya aur apna chehra chaddar main
chupane ki koshish karne lagi maine uska face pakda aur

Main:- kya hua tum itna ghabra kyu rahi ho

Neha:- nahi aisa nahi hai woh sharam aa rahi rahi hai main lambi saas leta hua

Main:- janta hon kal maine bohat badi galti kar di hai tu shayad mujhe kabhi maaf nahi
karegi main yeh bhi janta hon

Neha:- siii pagal ho kya jo hua ussko badla nahi ja sakta par aapki hi galati nahi hai main
bhi iss main puri hakdaar hon

Main:- tu nadan hai abhi

Neha:- kya kal aapko bhi aisa laga

Main:- par main aur chup ho gaya

Neha:- main ye nahi keh rahi ke aap mujhe wahi pyaar do jo apni wife ko do kyuki aap ke
pas unke liye bhi time nahi hai

Main:- nahi aisa nahi Nehu

Neha:- sacch aapke kehne se nahi badle ga par kya aap mujhe thoda sa pyaar toh de sakte
ho main uth kar balcony main khada ho kar sochne laga

Main:- (mann main) kya ye sahi hoga iss pal mere liye tabhi woh chaddar main lipti hui
aayi aur mujhe peche se lipat gayi

Main:- kya hua Nehu

Neha:- aaj kisi ladke se dur hokar badi taklif ho rahi hai maine usse chudaya aur uss ki
baaho ko kas ke pakad liya

Main:- kon hai woh kya kiya uss ne

Neha:- mere gallo ko hatho main leti hui yehi aap main sabsai badi kami hai

Main:- kaisi kami hai

Neha:- aap vishwas karna nahi jante ho kya koi aur keh dega main kisi ki sath soo gayi toh
kya aap maan lo ge

Main:- tumhe bura laga toh sorry

Neha:- kisi ki itne chinta mat kariye ke uski fikar aapke vishwass ko kamzor kar de aapki
jitni bhi gf hai woh appko na chaahate hue bhi share kar rahi hain kya aise kisi par gussa
karna kisi bat ke liye sahi hoga

Main:- han shayad tum sahi kahti ho main unko apni payar kam property jyada samjhne
laga hon jisko time time par dena hota hai

Neha:- kya aapko ab main ab yeh samjhaungi

Main:- tum kaha ja rahi ho

Neha:- abhi nahi toh kabhi toh jana hi hota hai

Main:- kyu tum kaha jana chahti ho

Neha:- arre kabhi toh shaadi hogi meri ab aap se toh karne se rahi main behan jo hon aur
samaj (gate knock)

Maa:- beta utha nahi abhi kitna soyega nashte par aa gaa

Main:- maa fresh hokar aaya

Maa:- Neha kya tere pas hai

Main:- han maa woh yahin soo gayi thi (natak karte hue) aee Neha uth jaldi uth

Neha:- kya bhai abhi sone do

Maa:- Dev isse jaldi lekar niche aa

Main:- aap chalo maa main lekar aata hon woh chali gayi aur Neha bhi bina kuch bole
bathroom main chali gayi maine jadu se uski coubard se ek dress lakar usse di aur phir
main bhi tayar hokar niche jane lage hum shidiyo se utar rahe the toh sab hume aise dekh
rahe the jaise koi couple aa raha ho hum dono akkar niche beth gaye

Dad:- kya Neha kahi ja rahi hai

Neha:- nahi dad main kahi nahi ja rahi

Maa:- yeh aur esski behne jab yeh aa jata hai bas padhna bhul jati hain kya college nahi
jana

Neha:- abhi kuch din band rahega maa aap bhi Pari aaj itne dino baad ghar nashta karte
hue bohat khush thi

C Chacha:- kya baat Pari aaj badi khush lag rahi hai

Pari:- chacha ji aaj mera fav khana jo bana hua hai

B Chacha:- wiase tere aur in dono ke bich main sab thek hua kya

Main:- kaha chacha ji na meri coffee wali bhi naraz hai aur mujhe se gift lene wali hai sab
halke se hase

Kirti:- its not funny understand

Main:- acha ab sari english ghar main mat shuru karna

Ritu:- any problem Mr

Main:- ok bolti raho tum dono ho meri pyaari gudiya itna seh lunga Ritu ne ek spoon mere
oper fenka par maine catch kar liya

Main:- thanks gudiya issi ki jarurat thi mujhe main jakar Ritu ke peche khada ho gaya aur
ek niwala Ritu ke mouh main daalne laga Ritu mera hath jhatak ke yeh kya hat aage kuch
bolti maine uske mouh main niwala daal diya B chachi kuch bolne wali thi par chacha ne
hath pakad kar chup rehne ko kaha
Main:- kyu ab bhi maanegi ki nahi woh jor jor se rone lagi Kirti ne gusse se mujhe dekha
aur usse lekar oper chali gayi

C Chachi:- Dev tu nashta kar parathe thandhe ho jayene

Main:- ji chachi waise woh sab hain kaha jinhe maine mara hai

C Chachi:- business ke liye bahar gaye hain aur Rahul unke sath ghumne gaya hai

Main:- ohh aur dad kaam kaisa chal raha hai

Dad:- bas sab badiya hai aur tu bata kab laa raha hai bahuoo ko ghar mere mouh se tea
nikal jati unhone bola hi aiset han jaise main baarat lene ja raha hon

Main:- jata hon dad jata hon main bhi nashta karke bahar nikla socha uss se mil liya jaye
aur issi bahane se Akash se bhi mil lunga

Ab chalte hain Amit aur uski bacha party ki taraf

Jab Rahul ne gate par laat mari toh woh sidhe jakar waha ke raja ke singhaasan par lagi
par raja waha se pehle hi hat gaya tha teeno andar gaye

Amit:- kutte toh yaha beth kar khana chaba raha hai

Sumit:- bhaiya maine pehle hi kaha tha ke yeh kisi kaam ka nahi hai

BB:- main koi bhagwan nahi hon maine usse marwa diya par woh sala patta nahi kis mitti
ka bana hua phir zinda ho jata hai

Amit:- abe toh tujhe bas uss ladki ko lane ko kaha tha waise to kehta hai ki main kisi ko
bhi apne bas main kar sakta hon ab uss ke samne kya hua

BB:- bohat hua tum sabka abbe thodi si powers kya de di toh kya apni jaan de do kya aur
rahi uss ladki ki baat toh chhutiye

Sumit:- madharjaat jaban sambhal kar baat kar yeha rehne ki jagah bhaiya ne tujhe di hai
samjha

BB:- tu chup rahe be cote chhutiye sarre ke sarre pagal hain abbe woh ladki uss se pyaar
karti hai main toh kya ab usse bhagwan bhi kahe toh woh tere sath nahi aane wali Bb apni
do anghuti nikalte hue yeh rahi teri jhaandu se powers ja gaand main daal le aur han yaha
mujhe kuch karne ki sochna bhi mat kyuki jo mayajal bana kar tu ne usse mara tha woh
yaha ke har ek jagah hai
Amit:- yeh bhari padega tujhe kutte ki paidash abhi meri jagah khaali kar

BB:- saale agar meri maa ke bare main kuch kaha na toh main teri jaban khich lunga aur
laat marta hon tere iss rajaya ko

Sumit:- hasta hua abbe toh jayega kaha par Amit aur Rahul bhi hasne lage par Rahul ki
hassi main woh wahasipan nahi tha Bb sochne laga kafi der sochani ke baad bolne wala
tha ke

Sumit:- lagta hai ki mouh main jaban nahi bachi abhi toh badi lambi jeeb chala raha tha

BB:- main Dev se madad lunga teenno shock ho gaye

Amit:- kk kya bol raha hai tu madad maangega Dev se pagal ho gaya hai

BB:- han sahi keh raha hai tu main ab usse se madad lunga

Amit:- bhai itna gussa mat kar aram se beth ke baat karte hai yaar

BB:- nikal yaha se madharchod kal le jana apni yeh bekar si jagah Sumit ne gussa main
marne ko hath uthaya toh Bb ne ek laat jad di

Amit:- usse uthata hua chalo yaha se issko baad main dekh lunga Amit ne dono anghuti
uthayi aur dono ko lekar ghayab ho gaya

Sainak 1:- Maharaj kya ab hum kisi ache insan ka sath nahi de sakte humne apni zindagi
aapke naam kar hi di hai kya ab hum ek ache jiwan nahi ji sakte

Bb uski baat bade dhayan se sun rah tha woh apne singhasan par beth uske aankho main
thodi si nami thi sainak uske pairo main gir pada malik maaf kar dijiye hum aapke sath
hain chahe woh galat ho yaa sahi Bb khada ho gaya sainak peche hat gaya Bb aage aaya
aur usse gale laga liya

BB:- mujhe tum sab maaf karo maine apne fayde ke liye tum sabse tumhari ek achi zindagi
chin li hai Sainak ne usse chuda kar uss ke pairo main gir gaya aur

Sainak:- nahi malik humara darja bas aapke pairo main hai

BB:- seena chod kar ke aaj sabko bata do unki ek achi zindagi shuru hogi Sainak khushi se
chala gaya

BB:- (mann main) hey bhagwaan bas ab Dev hamari aankhri kiran hai shayad issi ko halat
ki samjh kahte hai yaa phir dar ne usse ache raaste par jane ki shiksa di shayad woh badal
jaye agar Dev ne uski madad ki
Idahr main Akash ke ghar ke bahar car park kar raha tha tabhi kuch log andar jate hue
dikhe maine car park ki aur andar gaya toh dekha ki woh Richa ke room main ja rahe the
main jaldi se Richa ke room main gaya waha jo dekha main jam se gaya yeh akkhir hai kya
maine aage badh kar Akash ke kandhe par hath rakha jo Richa ka hath pakad ke betha tha
Akash ne palat ke mujhe dekha toh dekhte hi khada ho gaya aur mere gale lag gaya

Main:- kya hua hai yeh sab Akash

Akash:- rota hua bacha le inhe pata nahi yeh kya chiz hai

Main:- aisa kar tu in sabko bahar le jaa

Mansi:- main bahar kyu jaonn meri didi ko chod kar main kahi nahi jaongi

Main:- dimag kharab hai kya sunayi nahi deta kya ek baar kaha hua yaha meri Richa ko na
jane kya ho gaya hai aur tumhe samjh main nahi atta hai

Sadhna:- tumhari himmat kaise hui meri bachi se aise baat karni ki han kya aukaat hain
tumhari

Akash:- chilla kar bua ji bas kariye yeh innka hone wala husband hai Mansi, Sadhna,

Deepak:- kya

Sadhna: Akash ki bua

Mansi: Sadhna bua ki beti

Deepak: Sadhna bua ka beta

Vipin: Sadhna bua ke husband

Main:- yaar Akash inhe bahar lekar ja Akash unhe bahar lekar gaya aur andar aa kar gate
lock kar diya main Richa ke paas beth gaya aur uska haat pakad liya Akash ke aansu ruk
nahi rahe the

Main:- tu balacony main ja woh chala gaya

Main:- Richa ankhe kholo na kya hua hai tumhe dekho main aagaya hon vapas ab kahi
nahi jaonanga mere bhi ankho ke aansu ab ruk nahi paye aur woh Richa ke hath par girre
aur Richa dheere dheere ankhe kholane lagi maine uska hath jor se pakad liya

Richa:- dherre se tum yaha kaise

Main:- Richa main tumhara Dev main wapas aa gaya hon

Richa:- uthati hui aa iss halat main majak kar rahe ho kya mujhe kasoor war tehrane aaye
ho

Main:- nahi main tumhara asli Dev hon jiska khon tumhare maang main gira tha jise pane
ke liye tumne khud se jung ki jis ke liye tum tadpi Richa mere face ko dono hatho main
pakad kar kuch mahasus karne lagi phir mere kandhe ko phir meri baho ko maine usse
pakad kar kiss karne laga

Richa:- mujhe dhakka dete hue dur hat jao Dev main ab tumhare layak nahi bachi (rone
lagi)

Main:- hasate hue tum pagal ho gayi ho lagta hai ohh sorry tum meri Richa toh ho hi nahi
sakti woh toh bas meri hai jaise woh mujhe apna banana chahti thi

Richa:- rote hue aisa mat kaho main tumse abhi bhi pyaar karti hon par main tumhare
layaak nahi bachi

Main:- mujhe uske hath kuch ajib sa laga maine jhat se uska hath pakda toh mere hosh
udd gaye yeh kya iss ke hath itna thande kaisi hai

Richa:- ne hath khich liya Dev chale jao yaha se aur sabko sath lete jao pata nahi main kab
kya ban jaau maine Akash ko bulaya

Main:- tu bahar ja aur han yaha se sabko le jana

Akash:- par

Main:- kaha na ja mere baat ko samjh Akash bahar chala gaya Richa ne full shirt pehan
rakhi thi shayad kuch chupa rahi thi maine uske gale wala button pakda

Richa:- mere hath pakadte hue maan jao na please

Main:- vishwas rakho jaan main sab thek kar dunga Richa ne hath choda maine uske sarre
button khol diye uska andar ka badan white aur blue tha maine uske nipples ko chua

Richa:- aa Dev bohat dard ho raha hai please

Main:- bas bas ho gaya ho gaya maine apne daant nikale aur uske thano main ghusa diye
wo mujhe pakad kar chillane lagi uska khon suck karte hue meri body bhi kanpne lagi pata
nahi kya tha uske sharir main

Richa:- Dev main mar jaongi main mar jaongi bohat jyada dard ho raha chodo mujhe maa
bachao mujhe bachao main aur tez suck karne laga par ab blood ki jagah jo uske body
main jo foriegn chemical yaa jo kuch bhi tha thodi dher main woh besudhh ho gayi maine
pura suck karni ke baad hi usse choda aur phir wapas usse kapde pehna diye aur goad
main lekar ghayab ho kar ek hospital ke samne pahucha usse godh main uthee main dr ke
cabin main ghuss gaya

Dr:- kon hai arre yaha kaha ghusse chale aa rahe ho

Main:- uski garadan pakad kar dekh koi sawal nahi bas jaldi se isse khon laga bina kuch
sawal kiye warna maine telawar yaad ki jise dekh kar uski kya sab ki gaand fat gayi

Dr:- ji chaliye main kar dungi par mujhe marna nahi maine talwaar ghayab kar di phir hum
ek room main aaye jaha Richa ka treatment shuru hua main wahi kone main khada sab
dekhta raha kuch dher baad woh Dr aayi

Dr:- iss ko yaha aadmit kar lena na halat abhi bhi sahi nahi hai

Main:- sorry Dr aap naraz na hon main bohat ghabra gaya tha

Dr:- main samjhti hon aur ye acha hi hua jo aap inhe yaha le aaye

Main:- phir se sorry

Dr:- its ok ab hospital ki formality puri kar sakte ho

Main:- sure yeh bol kar bahar nikla aur jakar sab hospital work kiya phir socha thoda
gardan main beth kar ralax ho jao gardan ke kone main ek aadmi kahada tha jo mujhe
kuch ajib sa laga par maine dhayan nahi diya aur jakar ek bench par beth gaya main waha
betha hi tha ke kisi ne mere kandhe par hath rakha

Main:- tu yaha

BB:- haan main yaha

Main:- dekh yaar main abhi bilkul ladne ke mood main nahi hon

BB:- (mann main) sacch main sache log ache hote hain iss ne itna hone ke baad bhi mujhe
yaar kaha

Main:- kya socha ladna hai kya agar haan hai toh phir chal bahar

BB:- hath jod kar nahi ab mujhe aur nahi ladna uski baat sun kar main chonk gaya yeh kya
bol raha hai
Main:- yaha se chal yaha baat karna thek nahi hai phir hum dono peche ke ek sunsaan
jagah aa gaye

Main:- arre tujhe kya hua hai

BB:- bas ab main aur galat kaam nahi karna chahta

Main:- kyu aisa kya hua

BB:- ab isse mout ka dar kaho yaa sachayi ke raste par chalne ki shuruwaat

Main:- toh tu mujhse kya chahta hai

BB:- main tumse dosti karna chahta hon uski baat sun kar mujhe shock laga aur socha
shayad ye bhi iss ki koi chaal hai

BB:- nahi aisa kuch nahi main toh Janu ji ko janta bhi nahi na uss chudail ko bas woh
tumahre bhaiyo ke kehne par kar raha tha kyuki uss ne powers di thi mujhe K Dev ne
bataya tha ke Bb aur Amit gang ek hi hai par yeh Amit kya chahta hai

Main:- woh Janu se kya chahta hai

BB:- usse Janu ji hi chahiye

Main:- kutta kahi ka ab mila kya mera maine apne alfaz rok liye

BB:- baat yeh hai ki jab ek baar Amit Haryana gaya tha toh ek mall main usse dekh kar uss
ka diwana ho gaya par jab dusri baar gya toh pata chala koi DD uska bf ban gaya hai aur
jab pata chala ki tum hi DD ho toh uski gaand main aag lag gayi aur Janu ko tumse chenne
ko kaha aur main bhi uski powers aur rajyaa ke laalach main aa gaya par aaj maine un
kutto ko bhaga diya ab tum meri aankhri kiran ho

Main:- (mann main) kahi yeh iski chaal toh nahi nahi shayad yeh badal gaya hai tabhi itna
clear sab kuch bataya

Main:- acha toh main tujh par kaise vishwas karu Bb ne talwaar nikal kar aur jhuk kar apni
talwaar aage kar di

BB:- yakin na ho toh yeh rahi meri gardan aur yeh rahi talwaar ab toh main tumhari dosti
ke bina wapas nahi jaonga warna mujhe mere sainako ke samne bhi sharminda honna
padega aur iss se achi toh mout hi hai maine uske hath se talwaar le li main usse marne
wala hi tha par phir talwaar fenkh di aur thoda dur jakar khada ho gaya
Main:- yeh main kya karne ja raha tha ek nihathe par aur toh aur woh mujhse dosti karna
chaah raha hai par aise kaise yakin karu uss ne kitni musibate khadi ki hain aur toh aur
national tv par murder kiya pata nahi kyu main koi decision nahi lee paa raha tha saaayd
main har wakt Guru ji ki awaaj ki salah ke bharose betha rehta tha par aaj uss awaaj ne
bhi yeh sab mujh par chod diya maine soch liya ki har kisi ko ek moka de dena chahiye
main uske paas gaya aur jaadu se ek box managaya

Main:- chal aaj se main tujhe apna dost banata hon

BB:- sacch main badi khushi hui

Main:- box aage karta hua tujhe iss box ko sambhal kar rakhna hoga bohat keemti hai
mere liye Bb ne mere hath se box liya aur uske mantaro se bandhne laga main usse rokte
hue bola kya kar raha hai bee

BB:- isse safe kar raha hon

Main:- matlab yeh kya safe hai

BB:- agar main isse apni jaan se jod lunga toh safe hi hoga maine uss ke hath se box chin
kar fenkh diya

Main:- maaf karna yeh bas mamuli sa box hai maine tujhe check kiya par tu shayad badal
gaya

BB:- toh kya hua ek ache insan se dosti ke liye itna toh banta hai maine jeb se laal pathar
nikal kar usse diya

BB:- yeh kya hai

Main:- yeh hai mere rajaya ki chabi Bb ne jhat se woh mere hath main de di

Main:- kya hua yaar

BB:- nahi main yeh nahi lee sakta itni meri aukaat nahi maine phir uske hath main rakha
aur bola dosti main aukaat nahi dekhi jati

BB:- par

Main:- bas chup chaap ja aur jakar waha apne sainako ko ek achi zindagi de aur mujhe
jara Richa ko samabhalna hai

BB:- jaisa tum kaho

Main:- tum nahi tu chala ja woh ghayab ho gaya aur main wapas andar aa kar dr ke room
main chala gaya

Dr:- aa gaye aap maine aap ka bada wait kiya

Main:- aisa kya hua ji Dr ne mere hath main ek bottle dekar kaha

Dr:- yeh hai aapki gf ke body main par yeh itna sa mila baki kaha gaya

Main:- mujhe nahi pata par ab woh thek toh hai na?

Dr:- han par tum koi mamuli insan nahi lagte

Main:- aisa kuch nahi main bohat mamuli hon

Dr:- mere pas aa kar fir woh talwaar aur tumhari gf kaise bachi

Main:- aap ka kaam hai bachana na ki yeh dekhna ki woh kaise kyu kis liye bachi

Dr:- kya tum nahi chahte ki tumhari wajah se hajarro logo ki jaan bach jaye

Main:- main ab har kisi ka khon thodi chusunga

Dr:- what tumne uske nipples par bite kar ke chusa tha impossible

Main:- m maine aisa kuch nahi kaha hai

Dr:- kya milega jhuth bolkar han logo ki jaan bachane main kya harj hai

Main:- yeh ajib jabardasti hai na main apko janta hon na aap mujhe phir in sab baato ka
koi matlab hi nahi hai

Dr:- insaniyat ke liye kisi ko janna jaruri nahi hai

Main:- ek minute aap kya chahti hain

Dr:- please aap apna blood sample de do main dekhna chahti hon ki aapke blood main
aisa kya hai jo iss virus ko maar raha hai

Main:- aayee pagal aurat dimag kharab hai kya main koi experimenting material nahi hon

Dr:- ok ok gussa mat hoye bach ke waha hath matr rakhna maine hath dusri jagah rakaha
aa shiitt yeh kya Dr bhag kar mere pas aayi aur mere hath ko table par rakh diya aur mere
hath ko ek cotton se saaf kiya (kyuki maine jab hath dusri taraf rakha tha tab mere hath
main ek knife lag gaya)
Dr:- sorry maine dhayan nahi diya woh knife yaha pada tha

Main:- koi baat nahi hota hai waise sorry main aapki koi madad nahi kar sakta meri koi
problem hai

Dr:- its ok koi baat nahi main samjh sakti hon main soch main pad gaya ke itne jaldi maan
gayi chod baat ko aage nahi badhata

Main:- kya Richa ko kitna time lagega

Dr:- time ki baat karte ho saara kaam toh apne kiya strange koi seconds main recovery
kaise kar sakta hai

Main:- matalab main le ja sakta hon

Dr:- off course le ja sakte hai main jaldi se yaha se nikla chahta tha maine jakar Richa ko
liya aur phir bahar aa kar taxi lekar ghar ki aur nikla kyuki woh dr hume jate hue ghur rahi
thi

Inside taxi

Richa:- Dev agar tum na hote toh kya hota

Main:- huuu (hasta hua) shayad koi aur hota

Richa:- mere seene par marti hui bohat maskhari sujh rahi hai

Main:- kya karu tum mast toh ho hi toh itna toh banta hai

Richa:- 3 saal tumahre intezar main kaat diye

Main:- main bhi toh duba raha tumhare pyaar main Richa hans padi

Main:- ab kaisa lag raha hai

Richa:- saara darad toh tumne chus liya ab kya kahu

Main:- acha waise tumhe yeh hua kaise

Richa:- pata nahi naya tu nel highway bana hai ek din woh ussi se aane ke baad

Main:- uuh chalo woh chodo waise yaad karti bhi thi yaa bas aise hi

Richa:- kyu ched rahe ho jante ho ki tumahre liye kuch bhi kar sakti hon

Main:- uske gaalo ko noch kar han pata hai meri supar girl
Richa:- ab kitna time lagega mujhe sabke samne apni banane main

Main:- arre jaan kyu fikar karti ho dad ne tumhe ghar bulaya hai wahi lekar ja raha hon
Richa iss baat se khush ho gayi mera dhayan baar baar side mirror par ja raha tha hamari
gaadi thoda khaali road par thi aur jungle se hokar ja rahi thi par phir bhi yeh common
nahi lag raha tha ki ek bhediya meri taxi ka piccha kar raha tha

Main:- bhai thoda tez chala lo yaar

Taxi driver:- ji aur taxi tez kar di thodi dher main hum ghar pahuch gaye

Richa:- akhir main meri janat main aa hi gayi

Main:- kya maza aata hai tum auratoo ko kaam karne main

Rica:- kya bola

Main:- sorry tum ladkiyo ko

Richa:- ab yahi khade raankhoge kya

Main:- tum jakar maa se miloo main aata hon

Richa:- Devv

Main:- chalo jaan aata hon Richa jaldi aana bol kar ander chali gayi aur maine halka sa pair
peche kiya aur hawa ki speed se ek min main jungle pahuch gaya

Main:- kon ho tum jo bhi ho bahar aa jao mujhe kisi ke pairo ki awaj aayi main jaise hi
peche muda main jamin par tha aur kisi ke naram hont mere honto ki ked main maine bhi
uski chikini gaand ko masalna shuru kar diya jaise ajib sa nasha ho uske jism ki touch main
main apni unngli tezi se gaand ke ched par ragadi toh woh toh pagal hi ho gayi usne meri
jeeb ko honto se khicha toh meri ankhe khul gayi yeh toh Neha thi maine usse khud se
hata diya woh lambi lambi saase lene lagi jaise ghanto se bhag kar aayi ho main khada
hua aur apne kapde jhaad diye hey bhagwaan woh phir khadi hui aur mujhe kiss karti hui
mujhe ped se chipka diya aur meri jeans main hath daal kar mera lund pakad liya main
bhi koi anadayi nahi tha mujhe bhi chadati hai yaar maine bhi uski penty main hath daal
kar uski chot par apni beech ki ungli ragadne laga woh sissak uthi maine usse goad main
utha liya aur uske nipples ko ungli se dabane laga usne kiss tod di aur mere zip kholne lagi

Main:- araam se araam se

Neha:- aram haram hai mujhe aur nahi raha ja raha maine usse niche ghaas par lita diya
aur uss ke niche ke kapde utaar diye aur niche beth kar postion set kar ke ruk gaya

Neha:- bhai karo na main tadap rahi hon

Main:- toh aur tadpaon

Neha:- nahi ghusao

Main:- acha Neha halki si uthi aur mujhe apne opar khicha

Neha:- aahh maaa uff sssiii bhaiya araam se mera adha lund uski choot main ghus gaya
main uske nipples ungli se ragadne laga

Neha:- aur andar dalo na main ek tez shot mara aur pura andar kar diya uski chikh se
maano abhi uss ne seal nayi judwayi ho

Main:- kaho toh ruk jaon

Neha:- han jaise mere kehne se ruk jaoge bhediye kahi ke

Main:- aur tu meri garam wali bhediya gf

Neha:- toh thoko na apni iss garam garam maal ko uski iss baat se jaise mera khon ubal
gaya ho maine pura lund bahar nikal kar phir ek jhatke se pura gusa diya Neha ka opar ka
sharir jamin se hawa main aa gaya

Neha:- aaye haaye main mar gayi main uski taano ko apni chaati se chipkya aur uski peeth
ko apni baaho main kas liya uski jhaange uski naram naram chuchiyoo se dab rahi thi
maine dhaake marre shuru kar diye aur Neha ne dhaake jhelne shuru kar diye

Neha:- kya banaya hai aapko uss opar wale ne uff uiiii maaa

Main:- kyu aisa kya

Neha:- thukai kya kasish se karte ho thoda mujhe bhi karne do naa maine usse choda aur
niche let gaya woh mere opar aayi aur mere lund par beth kar kudane lagi jaise koi spring
ucchal rahi ho maine uske baal pakad kar usse niche khicha aur uske nipple ko chusne laga
woh abhi tak do baar jhad gayi par jazab ki garami thi uske sahrir main yeh lo tisri baar
bhi jad gayi

Neha:- chusna chodiye iss ka kuch kariye meri nadiya baha di aur khud ek pichkari bhi nahi
mari
Main:- bohat jyada shaitaan ho gayi hai tu

Neha:- hon kiski aa maaa mar gayi main niche se ek aur karara jhatka diya aur phir dana
dan jhatke dene laga uski kamar aur chuchiya ekdum bouncing ball ho rahe the woh phir
jad gayi aur mere opar giri jaise hi uski naram par kadak nipple meri chaati se takraye
mera bhi nikal gaya mera saara maal ab uski tanki main transfer ho chuka tha

Neha:- maja aa gaya subah se wait kar rahi thi

Main:- kya agar tere jaise ek aur mil gayi toh mera pura din bas

Neha:- aapki mano kamna puri hui

Main:- waise tera stamina kamal ka hai

Neha:- han bhediya jo hon par apne mere ko 4 baar karke choda

Main:- waise hum kuch galat toh nahi kar rahe hai naa

Neha:- shayad huuu pata nahi kya ho jata hai aapke pas aa kar jaise insano wali sari feeling
khatam ho jati hai aur sex haawi honi lagta hai

Main:- chal chod chal pas ki nadi main naha lete hain

Neha:- han chaliye

Udhar mere jane ke baad Dr khon se lage cotton ko ek liquid main daalti hai aur uss main
se Dev ka blood seperate kar leti hai aur fir ek slide tayar karti hai kuch aur samples lene
ke baad dr ne usse study kiya toh chonk padi

Dr:- yeh kya chiz hai kya aisa ho sakta hai kisi ka blood itna jyada resistance kaise ho sakta
hai tabhi uske cabin ka gate khula aur ek dr kuch bolta hua andar aaya

Dr Kailash:- Deepika woh file ka kya hua jo tu ne di thi Deeipka uski awaaj sun kar hadbada
gayi uss ne khud ke sarir se microscope ko dhak liya jiske info side main rakhe laptop main
show ho rahi thi

Kailash:- kya dekh rahi thi usne dheere se laptop ka button daba diya

Deepika:- kuch nahi bas aise hi ohh mera laptop bhi discharge ho gaya

Kailash:- chodo woh sab ab woh file do Deepika side se file lene gayi toh Kailash ji thoda
microscope par nazar lagane gaye Deepika ne jaldi se file li aur speed se aayi aur Kailash
ki kamar par file ko halke se mara
Kailash:- arre mil gayi waise kiska blood sample check kar rahi ho

Deepika:- arre ek patient hai tum toh jante ho naye virus ne naak main dum kar rakha hai

Kailash:- arre tum bina lab main gaye yaha kar rahi ho itna risk

Deeepika:- nahi woh infected nahi hai bas main check kar rahi thi

Kailash:- ok milta hon baad me

Deepika:- han main bhi kaam nipta leti hon Kailash chala gaya Deepika ne jaldi se gate
lock kiya aur gate par hi tek gaya kar beth gayi

Deepika:- bhagwan ka laakh laakh shukar hai ki bach gayi warna woh bhala insan mere
bare main kya sochta par dhokha dene acha toh nahi laga woh apna blood akhir kyu nahi
dena chah rahe the

Udhar hum dono naha kar nadi ke kinare bethe tha asal main betha toh main tha Neha
toh meri goad main sar rakah kar soo rahi thi main mann main soch raha tha ke akhir meri
zindagi ka kya maqsad hai? kya main bhag doud main hi yeh zindagi gujar dunga? kya
main galat raste par ja raha hun jis main mere meri behno se galat sambandh hain? nahi
woh mujhse pyaar karti hai par agar kisi ko pata chala toh kya hoga? main toh seh lunga
par yeh sab kitni najuk hain aur Saloni didi toh itne pyaari hai ki unhe agar kisi ne kuch
kaha toh bhale woh uss wakt kuch na bole par mujhe pata hai unka dil kitna najuk hai
opar se meri Masoom bhi naraz hai Sona toh maar hi daalegi par main karu bhi toh kya
log kehte hain ki behno main uljaha rah jaunga toh bakiyoo ko kabhi samaye nahi de
paaunga tabhi mere hath par Neha ka hath pada

Neha:- bhaiya aap itna mat sochiye aap sab sambhal loge meri chinta mat karna main
kabhi aapke raste main nahi aaungi

Main:- tu apne aap ko kya samjhti hai badi badi baate mat kiya kar

Neha:- kya hua aap naraz mat hoiye

Main:- ab tu mujhse dur hi rehna

Neha:- bhaiya please aisa mat karna ab main aapke bina nahi reh sakti

Main:- kyu ab kya hua badi aayi thi raste ki baat karne

Neha khadi hui aur gusaa main mere kandhe par mara aur boli ainada aisa kuch bola toh
main khud ko maar lungi
Main:- ek japad pada na saara bhut utar jayega tu ab meri diwani banne ki koshish mat
kar mere pass bohat hain

Neha:- han sahi kaha apne aap mujhse kaha pyaar karte ho yeh toh sab galti se hua na
yaa meri jabardasti se maine uska sar pakda aur uske honto ko berahmi se chusne laga
Neha ke hath aur nakon mere pith par kasne lage main bohat hi jor se uske honto ko chus
raha tha maine honto se uski jeeb ko pakad liya aur khichne laga usse iss se dard ho raha
tha uske ankho se aansu girne lage maine uske boobs ko pakda aur uski tshirt ko nochate
hue faad diya aur boobs ko dabane laga uske sharir main dard ki lahar doud gayi maine
uski jeeb chod di

Neha:- aa bhaiya mat karo bohat dard ho raha hai aa maa nahi maine uski legging main
hath dala aur apni bich ki ungli se uski chot ragadne laga

Neha:- maa bachao bhaiaya hosh main aao kya ho gaya hai haye maar dala mujhe uff nahi
roko isse woh jhad gayi toh maine apna hath nikla aur uske thanoo ko chod diya

Main:- ab pata chala jabardasti kise kahte hain Neha kuch nahi bol paa rahi thi shayad
maine josh main kuch jyada hi kar diya par karta kya galati jabadasti sun kar pagal se ho
gaya tha woh ulti let gayi yeh dekh kar maine usse utahaya aur ghayab hokar uske room
main pahuch gaya acha hua woh natkhat Pari yaha nahi thi aur usse bed par lita diya

Main:- mujhe maaf karna maine bohat badi galati kar di Neha kuch bolti uss se pehle main
waha se nikal gaya niche pahucha toh waha sab dinning table par bethe the maine toh
dhayan nahi diya ki kitna andhera ho gaya tha Richa samne bethi bakii sab se baato main
mashgul the main Richa ke pas jakar beth gaya jis dekh kar teen log jaise jal bhun gaye ek
ne toh shayad chamach hi mod di hogi

Main:- kya hua didi koi pareshani

Saloni:- nahi mujhe kya hua kuch ligiye na bhabi jiiii mujhe unki jii bolane par hassi aa gayi

Richa:- arre nahi tum dano ko dekh kar mera pet bhar gaya

Shikha:- arre mere cote bhai ki wife pehli baar aayi hai kuch ko khaaiye na maine niwala
bana kar Richa ko khila diya

Main:- yeh dekho kitna sawadist hai

Richa:- aapke hatho se toh sab hi saawad bhara lagta hai

Saloni:- han kyu nahi masala ghar main yahi toh banata hai
Main:- kya hua didi aap aaj badi chahak rahi ho mood bada acha hai

Saloni:- (mann main) bohat jyada udd raha hai akele main mil tera bhot bana dungi

Main:- arre inki toh bolti band ho gayi sab hans pade

B Chachi:- didi lagta hai ki aapki bahu se aapki hamari betiya jal rahi hain

Shikha:- kya maa hum kaha jal rahe hain hum toh bhabi ko bas bata rahe hain

Main:- acha main kab se masale wala ban gaya

Richa:- aap toh sab kar sakte ho

Dad:- aur nahi toh kya mera beta all in one hai

Maa ,C chachi:- han humare ghar ka hira hai

Main:- kya dad sun toh lo woh masale banne ki baat kar rahi hai

Dad:- acha ohh sorry beta iss baat par Ritu aur Kirti itni tez hasi ki meri bhi hasi nikal gayi
mere hasne ke sath woh dono chup ho gayi

B Chacha:- beta yeh bata Masoom kaha hai

Main:- chacha ji woh abhi mujh se naraz hai

C Chacha:- kyu aisa kya hua hai beta

Main:- ab main kya kahu chacha ji bas manane main time lagega woh bohat ziddi hai tabhi
mere pair kisi ne badi jor se daba diya

Main:- aaaaa

Richa:- kya hua ji lo pani pijiye aram se khaya karo dekha mirchi lag gayi na mirchi mujhe
nahi in baato se shayad kisi aur ko lagi aur woh uth kar chali gayi

B Chachi:- arre beta kaha ja rahi hai

Shikha:- pet bhar gaya maa

Maa:- arre tum dono kaha chali

Saloni,Pari:- humara bhi pet bhar gaya aur opar chali gayi ohh nahi yeh pagal toh Neha ke
room main chali gayi main bhi uth gaya
Dad:- arre aaj koi khana khana bhi chahta hai ke nahi yeh sun kar main wapas beth gaya
aur khana kha kar main Neha ki room ke taraf chal pada room main gusaa toh waha bada
bhankar sene chal raha tha Pari dari hui niche bethi thi aur Neha bhediye main badal gayi
thi main bhag kar Pari aur Neha ke bich main khada ho gaya Pari ki awaaj shayad dar ke
marre nahi nikal rahi thi

Main:- Neha shaant ho ja yeh apni Pari hai usne meri taraf dekha aur apna sar na main
jhatak diya

Main:- pagal mat ban Neha kya ab apno ko bhi nauksaan pahuchayegi balcony main ja aur
sahi hokar aa usne jaise hi udhar dekha uska sahrir aur bada hone laga paas ki chize uss
se takra kar girne lagi aur tutane lagi phir

Neha:- (bhediye ke roop main) aawoo aawoo in sab awaajo ka asar yeh hua ki sab bhagte
hue Neha ke room main aa gayi

Maa:- beta uss janwar se dur hat

Ritu:- han bhaiya hat jaiye woh aapko chot pahucha degi

Main:- shaant gudiya shaant gudiya sunte hi uska sharir chota hone laga Kirti na kuch fenk
kar uss par mara jise uss ne mouh main pakad liya aur faad diya ab woh wapas badi ho
gayi aur uski ankho se aag barasne lagi woh Kirti ki taraf lapki par maine uski gardan pakad
li aur phir jaise hi usse choda woh bacony ki taraf bhagati hui waha se gardan main kudh
gayi main jaldi se balcony ki taraf gaya toh mujhe niche Neha khadi dikhi

Neha:- wo woo main bhi balcony par latka

Richa:- kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- sabka dhayan rakhna aur han kisi ko bahar mat jane dena abhi kuch thek nahi lag
raha hai aur niche kudh gaya aur Neha jidhar gayi thi uss taraf bhaga woh aage aage main
peche peche bhag raha tha karib 1km tak main bhag raha tha achanak meri speed tez hui
aur main bhediye main badal gaya ab main puara bhediya ban gaya tha aur hum dono
jungle ke andar the uss ne ruk kar mujhe dekha waha dhund kuch jyada ho rahi thi iss
mausam main dhund thoda azzeeb bhi laga tabhi Neha ne opar pahadi ki aur dekha meri
bhi nazar udhar gayi waha par chaand dikh raha tha jise dekh kar mujhe bada acha feel
ho raha tha abhi main pura dhayan se dekh bhi nahi paaya tha ki teen bhediye mujhe
waha se niche aate dikhe ek bhediya Neha ke aage aaya phir dusra aur teesra bilkul aage
aa gaya
Bhediya 3:- tum hamari rani ka piccha kyu kar rahe ho

Main:- kaha ki rani yeh meri

Bhediya 2:- chup kar humare sardar ke samne mat bolna aur rani ka sabut dekhna hai aaj
jo bhawishye waani hui thi uske mutabik iss pahad main jo bhi aurat jati ki bhediya aayegi
wahi hamari Rani hogi main do kadam aage badha toh uss ne daant dikhaye

Bhediya 2:- sochna bhi mat Neha jaise hosh main nahi thi woh ab bhi idhar udhar dekh
rahi thi main aage badha toh ek bhediya aage aa kar mujh par kudh pada maine mouh
khol kar uski gardan ko mouh main daba liya uss ki gardan se khon nikalne laga aur wo
awww aww karne laga maine mouh ko jhatka de kar usse ek taraf phenk diya woh dono
dar gaye

Bhediya 3:- yeh tu ne acha nahi kiya

Main:- meri Neha ko tum sab gher kar rakhoge aur main dekhunga

Bhediya 3:- oyee jaban sambhal kar baat kar yeh humare raja ki hai

Main:- abe tere raja ki aisi ki taisi Bhediya 2 mere opar kudne wala tha ki Neha ne uski
pucch (tail) ko pair se roka aur sar se takar maari woh udata hua pahadi ke uss par gira
bhediya 3 yeh dekh kar daang reh gaya achank woh bhedya aur hum dono (Main aur
Neha) insani roop main badal gaye

Bhediya 3:- Manas

Manas:- tum yaha yeh kaise ho sakta hai tum toh iss ke bhai ho na

Neha:- tum hume kaise jante ho

Manas:- picchli baar jab yeh aaye the tab maine dekha tha tab pata kya toh pata chala
aap dono kon ho

Neha:- par maine tumhe kabile main nahi dekha

Manas:- main naya bharti hua hon aur teen din dal ki tukdi ka sardar tha

Neha:- par inho ne bhaiya par hamala kyu kiya Manas kuch bolne wala tha par main bol
pada

Main:- han yahi toh keh raha hon par Neha tumhari rani aur kon hai yeh saala raja Manas
ne samne se lakdi todi aur apne hath ko halka se apne daanto se kaata aur uss ladki ko
usskhon main bhigo diya aur phir le ja kar Neha ke pairo main rakha uss ke yeh karte hi
aasmaan se Neha par roshni giri aur wo puri green colour main badal gayi

Manas:- yeh dekho sabut tabhi mere opar bhi red roshni giri aur main pura aag jaisa ho
gya

Main:- ab yeh dekh saala roshni girne se agar ye Rani ban gayi toh kya main raja hon

Neha:- shayad ho sakte ho Manas sar khujata hua shayad yeh sahi keh rahi hai

Main:- Neha chal yeh toh pagal hai iss ka kya par tu ne Pari par aur baki sab par hamla kyu
kiya

Neha:- pata nahi kyu main samjh nahi paa rahi hon kyu kiya aisa tabhi Manas Neha ke pas
gya aur usse sunghne laga

Main:- abe pagal ho gaya hai kya woh phir mere pas aaya aur phir peche hat kar ghutno
par beth gaya

Manas:- Maharaj ki jay ho

Main:- abe abhi yeh Rani aur ab main raja

Manas:- ji Maharaj aap logo ka sambhog ho chuka hai iss liye yeh hamari Rani hai aur aap
hamre raja

Main:- kk kaya sambhog

Manas:- abhi apne kaha ki inka bhaaw kuch badla sa tha

Neha:- han kya hua tha

Manas:- jab koi hamari jati se sambhog karta hai aur kuch hi time baad agar usse koi aur
chhue toh woh usse apna dushman maan leti hai jo uske sambhog ke bich main aa raha
ho yaa aa rahi hai

Main:- humne kuch nahi kiya

Neha:- ab jhut ka kya fayda

Manas:- ji mahrani ji chale kabile main sab aapka intazar kar rahe hain

Main:- tum ab bataoge hume kya karna hai

Manas:- nahi Maharaj jaise aap ki marzi

Main:- Neha yaha se chalo

Neha:- kya hua ji aapko chaliye sab hamara intezar kar rahe hain iss baat ko sun kar meri
toh nase ekdum tight ho gaye

Main:- Neha hosh main toh ho naa

Manas:- agar yeh hamari Rani hai toh aap humare raja toh inke pati toh aap hue naa

Main:- main tera mouh tod dunga

Neha:- arre aap bhi na jid chodiye dekhe aapka senapati bhi aapko lene bhi aaya hua hai

Main:- hey bhagwaan yehi din bache the ab pehle tum jara yeh apni tone change karo
Neha mere pas aayi aur mere hath ko pakad kar le jane lagi

Main:- main nahi jaonga

Neha:- nahi maanoge toh mat kehna ki logo ke samne hi shuru ho jati ho main bina kuch
bole uske sath chal pada warna woh sambhog wagera na ho gaye thodi hi der baad hum
uss kabile pahuche toh wahaa ekdum sanata tha

Main:- ab yahi hai tera kabila ohh sorry mera rajya

Manas:- han par sab log kaha hain tabhi samne se woh aayi jisko main soch bhi nahi sakta
tha

Sona:- sab bandi hain aur ab tum teeno bhi

Main:- jaan tum yaha kaise

Neha:- arre aap isse jaan kyu bula rahe ho

Main:- Neha shaant raho

Manas:- aap iss do take ki ladki ke liye hamari mahrani ji ko daant rahe hain main jakar
Sona ke pas khada hua aur uss ne mujhe dekha aur maine usse aur phir main usse kiss
karne laga tabhi Manas bhag kar mere paas aaya hi tha ki maine uski gardan pakdi aur
usse fenk diya

Neha:- kya ho gaya hai appko main Sona ki jeeb ko chusata hua hata

Main:- hona kya hai mere Sona meri baho main hai aur kya chahiye

Neha:- aur mera kya hai

Main:- tum bhi mast maal ho par Sona ka opar ka hissa bada gazab ka hai aaj iss ka taste
karunga Neha rone lagi Manas ek baar phir aaya maine usse laat mar di

Neha:- aap isse nikaloge maine socha na tha main Sona ke gardan se uske cleavage ko
chahtata hua aa kya mast hai tu chup rah aur jo samjhna hai samjh lee

Sona:- arre arre mere Sonu ko doodh pina hai

Main:- Sonu kon

Sona:- main tumhari Sona tum mere Sonu

Main:- han haa mujhe pina hai mera mann ho raha hai bechara Manas ek baar aur utha
toh Neha ne uska hath pakda aur kaha nahi yeh abhi unke vaash main hai unke mann ko
woh control kar rahi hai Sona mujhe ek lakdi ke ghar main le gayi jaise mahal ho woh toh
kya gazab ka tha par mujhe bas Sona ke badan ko rondne ka mann kar raha tha Sona
mujhe bed par litati hui kya tumhe yeh chahiye apne boobs par ishara karte hue maine
uske boobs par hath rakha aue nipples ko pakda hi tha par meri nazar khidaki se chaand
par padi aur mujhe jhatka se laga maine uske sharir se haat hata liya tabhi peche se
bhediye ki awaaj aayi par main usse pehchan gya ke yeh Neha hi hai mera sharir akadne
laga aur main bed se niche gir gaya Sona mere pas aayi aur jaise hi mujhe moda woh
peche hat gayi meri ankho main jalan ho rahi thi Neha ki awaaj aaye meri madad karo
kudh ki madad karo main khada hua samne ke mirror main apni shakal dekhi meri ankhe
badal chuki thi

Sona:- nahi tum bhediya nahi bano tum mere vash main ho

Main:- aa nahi Sona tum aisa kyu kar rahi ho

Sona:- yeh kaise ho sakta hai tere mann toh Sona ke bas main hai aur iss ka mere phir tu
kaise yeh sab bol raha hai tabhi peche se

Neha:- Sona Dev ke mann ko control kar sakti hai wolf king ke nahi mere ankhe Neha ki
ankho se mili aur mera sharir be tahasa badhane laga kuch hi second main main mahal ko
thodata hua itna bada ho gaya ki asmaan main udte hue panchi mere chehre se takra rahe
the mujhe neeche kuch nahi dikh raha tha aage dekha toh dur aag ki roshni dikhayi de
rahi thi maine aag ki taraf chalang laga di

Niche Mahal main

Neha:- ab tu bata kon hai tu aur kyu Sona ke mann ko control kar ke Dev ko control kar
rahi hai tabhi Manas peche se aaya aur ek ladki ko fenk diya Neha ke samne uss ladki ke
samne aate hi Sona jaise behosh hokar girne wali thi par Neha ne furti se usse sambhala

Neha:- aap thek toh hai naa

Sona:- Neha tum aur main kaha hon

Neha:- bhabi ab main aapko woh toh nahi keh sakti par aap abhi yahi betho ekdum chup
se maamala gambhir hai Sona diwal ke sahare beth gayi Neha ne aage jakar uss ladki ke
baal pakde aur diwal par de mara uske do daant khon se diwal se hote hue niche gir gaye

Neha:- bol kamini

Ladki:- mujhe maaf kar do maine bas wahi kiya jo unho ne mujhse kaha

Neha:- kis ne

Ladki:- laal ankho walo ne

Manas:- mahrani ji aap chodiye main dekhta hon aap apna gusaa sant kariye Neha peche
hat kar Sona ke pas chali gayi

Neha:- ab aap thek toh hai na

Sona:- han main ekdum thek hon

Neha:- aap unka mann padho dekho kaha hain Sona ghur kar Neha ko dekhti hai tu ne
bhaiya ki jagah un kyu kaha

Neha:- kyuki (thodi dher chup rahi) aap pata kariye bhaiya kaha hain

Sona:- thek hai ruko Sona mujhe padhne lagi ki main kya socha kya dekha kya kar raha
hon main hawa main abhi tak maano ek chalti firti chaatan bana hua tha ab main niche ja
raha tha jaha woh aag jal rahi thi kuch hi time main jamin par pahuch gaya waha par bohat
jyada log the jo mujhe citi ke samman lag rahe the un main se ek chilla raha tha par mujhe
uski baate samjh main nahi aa rahi thi maine hath jode aur kudh ko chota karne laga
dheere main normal hota chala gaya aur kuch hi samaye main main apne Dev wale rup
main aa gaya yeh shayad pheli baar tha jab maine iss rup par kabo paya tha tabhi samne
se ek insan bola jiski ankhe surk laal thi nahi shayad pilli yaa yellow uski har taraf se badali
hui lag rahi thi

Laal ankho wala: Cuvier

Cuvier:- toh tum ho bhediyo ke naaye raja main soch main pad gaya Manas ne bhi yahi
kaha tha chalo keh hi deta hon han kyu tujhe kya hai

Cuvier:- tu apni Sona ke control se cutta kaise itna sunte hi mera gusaa saatave asamaan
par tha

Main:- to tu woh harami hai jis ne meri Sona se yeh sab karwaya kya tujhe apni zindagi
pyaari nahi piche ke log hala machane lage

Cuvier:- saant (sab chup) tu kya samjhta hai hum tere iss vishal roop se dar jayenge to yeh
tera bharam hai tu ek bhediya hai jinko marna aasan hai par hume nahi kyuki hum hain
vampires han haa han vampires tez aur furtile hazaroo saal jine wale han han han tum
toh bas ho ek kutte jaise bhediye maine chalag maari aur apne unliga uske gale ke aar par
kar di mere itna karte hi sab mujhe gher ke khade ho gaye aur ek ne aag bhuja di

Main:- kyu ab kyu dar rahe ho tum toh amar ho na tabhi ek aurat aa kar mere pairo main
gir padi

Aurat:- maaf kar dijiye inhe inki koi galti nahi bas inke bhai ko bhediyoo ne milkar mar diya
tha ussi ka badla lena chaah rahe hain maine apna hath bahar khich kar badla bhul jao aur
jakar apni zindagi jiyoo aur meri Sona se dur rehna

Cuvier:- kyu bhul jao ek akele ko mara unhe marna hoga

Main:- tu marrega (tabhi do vampire mere opar kude maine back flip maari aur unke sar
par itni bhayankar laat mari ki unke sar hi dhad se alag ho gaye aur jaise hi woh alag hue
maine unke sarer par phuk mari unka sharir jal ke raakah ho gaya) dekho main samjha
raha hon abhi mujh se mat uljho kyuki jo tumne meri Sona ke sath kiya uske liye main tum
sabko maar sakta hon par main bina kuch jane khun kharaba nahi chahta iss liye kal tum
sab kabile aana waha beth kar baat hogi agar humara bhediya kasoorwaar hai toh unhe
dand milega tabhi uss aurat ne meri pairo ko dubara chua aur cute hi peche hat gayi

Cuvier:- kya hua Ella

Ella: Cuvier ki wife aur Cuvier: iss area ke vampires ka sardar na ki raja

Ella:- hath jod kar ghutno par beth gayi peche sarre vampires uske dekhte hi apne ghutno
par beth gaye par Cuvier nahi

Cuvier:- kya hua hai yeh sab kya kar rahi ho tum

Ella:- DDeevvv
Cuvier:- huuuh kon Dev

Ella:- vijayg gabhi aage kuch bol nahi payi thi ki Cuvier bhi niche jhuk gaya

Cuvier:- hume maaf kare samraat humse galati ho gayi hai hum jaan nahi paye ki aap
humare bhagwan hai hume maaf kare par hume laga aap iss sansaar ko chod ke ja chuke
hain meri samjh main raati bahar nahi aaya par maine yeh inhe jatana sahi nahi samjha

Main:- thek hai abhi jao kal milna kabile main itna bol kar main lout pada peche aur unki
kahi hui baato ko sochne laga par samjh nahi paaya maine socha shayad K Dev ko pata ho
maine uske yaad kiya woh mere samne aa gaya

Main:- gusse main ab chhutiyo ke sardar hamesha yahi sab karta rahta hai kya laga hai
abhi bhi

K Dev:- abbe naha raha tha aur waha mujhe kon dega ab Akhil ki behan ko toh nahi thok
sakta

Main:- acha yeh bata yeh mere yaadas ko kya hua kayi chize aisi mil rahi hai jinhe main
nahi janta

K Dev:- baat darsal yeh hai ke hum banne hai un sabke sahreer aur shaktiyo ke tukdo se
toh bas hamari yaadas bhi utni hai jitna unhe pata hai

Main:- matalab bohat se picchli baate hume nahi pata tabhi main kahu jab main samaraat
hon toh sarre raajyoo ko jitaa hoga yaa unse mitarata ki hogi tabhi main samaraat banna
par woy sab ladaiya mujhe yaad hi nahi

K Dev:- kya pata shiv kya chaahate hai

Main:- kon

K Dev:- shiv Maha Dev aur kon naam leta hai

K Dev:- bhagwan toh mere dil main hai halat se kya yeh bol kar woh ghayab ho gaya main
bhi kabile ke aur badh gaya maine doud laga di aur palak jhapkte hi uss mahal meain
pahuch gaya jise maine oper se tod diya tha Neha samne bethi Sona se baate kar rahi thi
aur Manas ek ladki se kuch puch raha tha jaise hi Sona ki nazar mujh par padi woh aur
Neha kadhi ho gayi aur dono bhagti hui mere pas aayi par Sona mere gale pehle lag gayi
yeh dekh kar Neha ruk gayi Sona mera face apni taraf kar ke kya ab iss Sona se pyaar nahi
rah gaya main ab itni badsurat hon
Main:- nahi meri Sona tum toh sone ki tarah ekdum pavitra aur heere ki chamak ki tarah
sunder ho aur tumse paayar nahi karunga toh aakir kis se karunga Sona mera hath pakad
kar mujhe bahar le jane lagi

Main:- kaha le ja rahi ho

Sona:- bahar taa ke aapke sath akele kuch pal bita saku

Main:- chalo Neha tum bhi Neha khusi se aage badhi Sona tum bhi pagal ho yeh kya karegi
apne bhaiya aur bhabi ke bich main

Manas:- aee ladki Neha ne ussi taraf hath karke nahi kaha

Neha:- aap dono jaye main yahi hon Sona mujhe lekar bahar aa gayi maine bhi socha abhi
iss ke sath kuch pal bita leta hon iss ne mera kitna intezar kiya hai Neha ko samjha lunga
par woh kuch jyada hi posessive lag rahi thi kher ab aage kya hoga bhagwan jane Sona
mujhe paas hi nadi ke pas lekar beth gayi

Sona:- kaha the itne dino se haan meri yaad nahi aayi tumhe pata hai tumhare jane ke
baad kitna rooyi didi toh abhi bhi tumhe yaad karke roti hai

Main:- pagal kya jarurat thi unhe yeh sab batane ke

Sona:- kya karti roz kehti Dev badal gaya Dev badal gaya

Main:- arre meri Sona apne gusse ke chakar main unhe dhuko main dhakkel diya

Sona:- main tumhare bare main galat nahi sun sakti dekho itne aur ladkiya honi ke baad
bhi tumne un dono ko mere sath yeh sab karne ke liye maar diya

Main:- acha toh mera mann padhna nahi chodogi

Sona:- kaha jab tum jyada dur hote ho toh padh hi nahi pati

Main:- (mann main) bhagwaan ka laankh laankh sukar hai warna yeh toh sab jaan jati ke
main kis ke sath kya kar raha hon

Sona:- jyada mat socho itni bhi gandi nahi hon main waise uss K Dev se kya baat kar rahe
the yadaash jaisa kuch

Main:- Sona ek baat manogi meri

Sona:- maan li

Main:- pehle baat toh sunn

Sona:- koi bhi baat ho sab maan li

Main:- thek hai aaj ke baad tum mera mann kabhi mat padhna Sona ne ungli hatta li aur
sar niche kar liya

Sona:- maine wada kya diya tumne meri jaan hi maang li

Main:- nahi Sona main nahi chahta kuch baate aise hain jo filhal ke liye tum na jano toh
shayad sahi ho

Sona:- mouh latkaye hue jaisa tum kaho maine uska face pakda aur ek lip kiss le li

Sona:- ab yeh kyu

Main:- kya hua bura laga

Sona:- haan

Main:- sorry maine bina puche mujhe maaf karna ab hume chalana chahiye Sona hans
padi aur mujhe kiss karne lagi merr hath apne aap uski boobs ko masalne lage tabhi kuch
khaat pat hui aur maine usse chod diya

Main:- abhi toh tumhe bura laga

Sona:- han kyuki tab tumne mere daabaye nahi the naa

Main:- daayee kya daao badamash kahi ki itnaa sada hua face banaya ruko abhi Sona ko
pata tha ki main iss baat par usse codne wala nahi tha woh pehle hi tayar thi aur bhagne
lagi main toh usse palak jahapate hi pakad leta par kya fayda aisi shaktiyo ka jo aapke
pyaar ke pallo ko chota kar de maine bhi usse bhagani diya aur usse pakadne ki koshish
karne laga humne kuch wakt aur bitaya aur phir wapas kabile pahuche maine waha se
Neha ko liya aur Manas se phir aane ka wada karke ghar pahucha jaha log pareshani main
dubbe hue the

Sab idhar udhar phone karne main lage hue the jaise ki koi humara pata bata dega akkhir
koi kitna kuch bhi kahe par pariwar hamesha aapki chinta karta rahta hai main dono ko
lekar andar gaya aur maa ke kandhe par hath rakha maa aur baki sab abhi bhi soch main
pade the

Main:- maa hum aa gaye koi chinta ki baat nahi hai maa ekdum se khadi ho kar mujhe
marne lagi main samjha nahi maa ke iss behaviour ko pyaar karne ki jagah mara kyu maa
ki nazar jaise hi Sona par padhi unka hath ruk gaya
Maa:- tu kab sudhrega bata kyu khud ko musibaato main dalata hai aur tu hi nahi iss ghar
main ek aur aa chuki hai khud ko wo musibaato main daalne wali beta aisi shaktiya kis
kaam ki jo tumhe apno se dhur kare aur tumhe adharm karne par majbur kare

Main:- nahi maa aisa kuch nahi hai maine kabhi koi galat kaam nahi kiya aur shaktiyo ka
kya hai yeh toh bua naam maatr hai aap sabke samne

Maa:- kya humare pyaar aur parwar main koi kami reh gayi hai beta jo tu yeh sab karta
hai

Main:- kya keh rahi ho maa

Dad:- kuch nahi yeh aaj kal tumhari kuch jyada chinta karne lagi hai

Main:- acha ab itna bhi mat karo ki time ka pata na chale chailye sab soo jaye ab kal baat
hogi

B Chacha:- han chalo sab

Saloni:- chalo Dev tum bhi soo jao

Main:- han chalo

Maa:- nahi tum dono sath nahi so sakte ab

Main:- kyu maa

Dad:- arre uske kehne ka matlab hai ki aaj teri maa Saloni ke sath sona chahti hai

Saloni:- thek hai maa chalo sab chale gaye main wahi sofe par beth gaya Sona aur Neha
abhi bhi mere sath thi

Main:- dekh rahi hai Neha jab se main aaya hon kabhi toh itna pyaar deti hai ki puccho
mat aur aaj mere aankh se aansu nikal pade Sona aur Neha ne ek ek aankh ke aansu puche

Sona:- bas karo ab main tumhare sath hon

Neha:- main bhi ab aap soo jao main Sona ki goad main sar rakh kar let gaya

Main:- kahi jana mat tum dono mujhe acha nahi lag raha maa ne kaisi baat ki mujhse

Neha:- nahi hum yahi hain aap soo jaye Neha mere pair goad main rakh kar dabane lagi
main aise hi soo gaya 4:30 beje ke karib meri need khuli toh dekha dono bethi bethi soo
gayi main dheere se utha aur pani lene kitchen ki taraf gaya main pani lekar aaya aur
penne laga ki tabhi Saloni didi ankhe Malti hui niche aa pahuachi
Saloni:- tu yaha kya kar raha hai aur woh dono yaha kyu soo gayi

Main:- bas aise hi par aap yaha kaise mere hatho se pani ki bottle lete hue

Saloni:- iss ke liye kyu tu ne kya socha

Main:- main kya sochunga aap bhi subah subah shuru ho gayi Saloni didi pani pine lagi
kuch pani gir kar unke gale se hota hua unki kamiz main jane laga jisne mera morning
bonner bhi bana diya aur ankho se thakan bhi mita di

Saloni:- ab subah subah tu apna mood mat bana warna main bhi nahi ruk paaungi tere
bina kal raat badi muskil se kaati tabhi peche ki awaaj ne humare rongte khadhe kar diye

Maa:- toh tujhe abhi bhi chain nahi mila jo iss ke sath phir se rang raliya manane aa gayi
hum dono ki jaban ko jaise lakawa mar gaya acha tha ke hum kitchen ke pas the warna
kahi Neha aur Sona ne yeh suna hota nahi nahi

Main:- kya hua maa aap yaha aur yeh kya anab sanab bak rahi hain maa mere pas aa kar
kya yahi sikhaya tha maine kya yahi hai hamari parvarish ki saja ke humara Dev ek ad
harami nikla

Saloni:- maa aap isse kuch mat kaho sab meri wajah se hua hai

Maa:- acha toh teri hawas ne mere khandan par daag laga diya main chilla bhi nahi sakta
tha

Main:- maa inhe aap kuch mat kaho yeh meri galti hai

Maa:- nahi teri galti nahi issi ki ho sakti hai tu toh mard hai tu bhale khud ko na rok paaya
ho par iss ne yeh sab kyu nahi roka

Main:- nahi maa inki koi galati nahi hai main hi batak gaya tha

Maa:- shayad Amit Sumit sahi kehte hain tu ab insan nahi chalti firati hawas ban chuka
hai teri bhok nahi mitti itni ladkiyo ke sath sokar ki tu ne apni badi behan ke sharrer ko
raund diya

Saloni:- maa bas ab chup ho jaye humare bich abhi aisa kuch nahi hua hai jaisa aap samjh
rahi ho

Maa:- kash tum dono uss gate ko sahi se band kar lete uss din toh main yeh sab na dekh
pati

Main:- maa maine inke sath koi galat kaam nahi kiya hai
Maa:- jis haalt main tum dono the koi bhi ruk nahi sakta aur aaj ke baad meri kisi beti ke
pas mat jana samjha maine socha shayad mera pyaar tujhe badal dega par galat tu ne
meri Neha chii chii Dev tu hai tere par woh toh Amit ne dikha diya mujhe sab warna main
tujhe acha hi samjhti rahi

Main:- maa woh ganda insan hai

Maa:- kam se kam uss ne apni behno ko chod diya hai

Main:- maa main appko sacch bata deta hon

Maa:- Dev ab aur kahaniya nahi aur yeh main kya keh rahi hon Dev naam tujh par nahi
nahi tu to mere ghar ka woh kalank hai jo ab shayad hi mit jaye agar main iss baat ko apne
seene main dafan kar lo

Main:- maa hum dono ka pyaar atut hai aur yeh pichle janam ka hai

Maa:- bas kar ab tu kitna girega aur Saloni ab tujhe kabhi nahi dikhegi iss ghar main kal hi
iski shaadi hogi

Main,Saloni:- kya

Maa:- han Akhil se court marriage

Main:- nahi aap aisa nahi kar sakti

Maa:- main kal aisa hi karungi maa Saloni didi ko khich kar le gayi jo ek murti ki tarah sab
sun rahi thi main wahi khada reh gaya akkhir yeh sab itna jaldi kaise hua ek pal main mujhe
sab milta hai aur agle hi pal kho jata hai tabhi mujhe ek roshni dikhayi di mujhe laga Guru
ji honge toh main uske peche chal pada aur gardan main pahucha woh roshni aur tez ho
gayi itni ke meri ankhe bhi band ho gayi jab khuli toh samne woh kadhi thi jise main kya
koi bacha bhi nahi bhul sakta tha

Main:- maa aap yaha

Maa:- mere bache tu kyu dukhi hai

Main:- maa yeh duniya meri samjh se bahar hai pyaar karo toh galat hai na karo toh bhi

Maa:- mere bache main bhale iss janam main teri maa nahi ban payi par mujhe aaj bhi
garv hai ki main ek mahan samaraat ki maa thi

Main:- thi nahi abhi bhi ho aap main aapka hi beta hon kya bas peda karne se maa banti
hai
Maa:- beta tu sahi keh raha hai par main ab tujh par hak nahi jata sakti

Main:- maa itne warso main aaj yaad kiya apne iss bache ko

Maa:- yeh sumitra samye ki bediyoo main bandhi hui hai warna tujhe apne seene se laga
leti

Main:- aaj aap iss liye aayi hain ke kahi main koi galat kadam na utha lun ab main innko
maa ki jagah Sumitra likhunga taaki confusion na ho

Sumitra:- han kyuki jab ek maa apne bache ko yeh sab kehti hai toh woh tut jata hai

Main:- toh kya main kya sacch main ek ha

Sumitra:- beta apne liye uss sabd ka Pariyog mat kar woh maa abhi gusse main hai kyuki
uski parvarish par sawal uthenge sirf sawal jinka woh jawab shayad nahi de payegi issi ka
dar hai usse

Main:- main ab kya karu

Sumitra:- sab uuu mallik par chod do wahi tumhe sahi rasata dikhaenge bas apni himmat
ko kabhi kamzor mat hone dena khud ko jaise tum bhediya ban ke ho jate ho kisi bhi chiz
ka asar nahi hota ek pahad ki tarah ban jate ho bas aise hi reh ja kyuki tumhari sabse badi
takkat tum khud ho main ja kar apni maa ke gale lagne laga par mere cutte hi woh ghayab
ho gayi

Main:- nahi maa mat jao mujhe aapki jarurat hai bohat jyada please aa jao maa itne saalo
baad apni maa ko dekh kar mujhe aisa laga jaise janat mil gayi thi mere aankhi main aansu
the par yeh thode mile jule the khushi ke maa mili aur dhuk ke un se mann mutabik nahi
mil paya

Sona:- ab kyu dukhi ho haan bolo

Main:- Sona tumhe pata hai meri maa aayi thi

Sona:- maa arre maa to yahi hai naa

Main:- woh nahi pichle janam ki maa meri Sumitra maa

Sona:- toh maa ji se milawaya kyu nahi

Main:- main khud un se sahi se nahi mil paya

Sona:- tum bohat gande ho jao main tumse baat nahi karti aur mouh dusri taraf ghuma
deti hai

Main:- aisa mat karo warna subah subah kon mouh mitha karwayega

Sona:- muskurati hui mujhe kya pata

Main:- acha thek hai main hi le leta hon aur usse pakad kar gol gol ghumane laga

Sona:- Dev ruk jao mujhe chakkar aa rahe hain maine usse niche utar kar pakde rakha

Sona:- ab majak ho gaya ho toh andar chale main nashta bana deti hon

Main:- shayad ab tak Richa kitchen main pahuch gayi hogi

Sona:- main bhi chali aue woh bhi jaldi se andar chali gayi main bhi uske peche ja kar apne
room main chala gaya jaha Kirti aur Pari soyi hui thi main bathroom main ghus gaya kar
nahaya jab towel pehan kar bahar nikla toh dono mahrani jaag chuki thi Pari Kirti ko
nochte hue ja naa

Kirti:- nahi main kaise jaon maine jakar kapde nikale aur shirt pehan li

Main:- kya hua tum dono bhi apne room jaao

Pari:- mera toh room wahi hai jo aap ka hai waise Kirti aapse kuch kehna chahti hai

Main:- yahi ki nain jahil gawar hon na Kirti mere gale lag kar aur rone lagi main samjha
toh nahi par shayad abhass ho gaya ki Pari ne isse kuch samjhaya hi hoga maine uske sar
ko sehlata hua bas kar pagli teri ankho main aansu nahi nadani achi lagti hai

Kirti:- rote hue aa uuuu nahi bahiaya main gandi hon maine aapko bura bhala kaha par
main sachayi nahi janti thi

Main:- koi baat nahi gham iss baat ka hai ki tu mujhe abhi tak samjh hi nahi saki Kirti aur
tez rone lagi Pari ne mujhe ishara kiya

Pari:- ab kya bhaiya ke kapde apne aasuoo se gande karegi

Main:- Kirti ke ankho se aansu saaf karte hue iss ke aansu gande nahi karege balki iss main
khushi ke rang bhar denge kyuki yeh hai meri natkhat Kirti meri paayri behan

Kirti:- han bhaiya main aapki hi Kirti hon kya aap aaj bhi mere hatho ki coffee piyoge

Main:- piyunga tab jab tu banaygi

Kirti ne mujhe choda aur gate khol kar niche ki taraf bhagne lagi

Main:- aram se

Pari:- aap haste hue ekdum mast lagte ho ekdum hero maafik

Main:- chal ab bakwas band kar aur tabhi meri jeb main mujhe kuch dikha

Pari:- kya hua bhaiya

Main:- kuch nahi tu jakar naha kar aa

Pari:- ok jana nahi par aap keh rahe ho to

Main:- han baba ab jaaa aur woh bathroom chali gayi maine jeb se woh kagaj nikala iss
main kuch likha hua tha

Letter:- Mere paayre Dev tu janta hai ki main ab apna sab kuch bas tujhe maan chuki hon
par maa meri shaadi uss Akhil se karwa degi jise tumne mara par shayad mera nasib uss
ke sath likha tha woh bach gaya hai par tumhare siwa kisi aur ki nahi ho sakti maa bhale
kuch kahe ab sab kuch tum par hai yaa toh mujhe maar dena yaa mujhe apni bana lo
chodo tumhari liye aasan hi kar deti hon main iss ghar ko chod kar chali jaongi taa ke zinda
toh rahu tumhari yaad main shayad ab humara milana kabhi nah ho-tumhari Saloni maine
sar pit liya jis ladki ko main sab se strong samjhta tha woh aise baate karne lagi ho sakta
hai maa ki baato ko jhel nah payi ho mujhe toh Sumitra maa ne samjha diya hai unko abhi
kisi ne nahi samjhaya main jaldi se Saloni didi ke room main gaya taaki baat kat saku par
waha toh meri soch se sab kuch alag tha waha pariwar ke sabhi bade log bethe hue the

Main:- aap sab yaha iss wakt

Dad:- jab bache galat raaste par chal pade toh sab karna padta hai

Main:- toh maa ne sab ko bata diya

B Chacha:- Dev yeh kya kiya tu ne

Main:- aisa kya kar diya jo aisi nazroo se dekh rahe ho

Dad:- chilla kar hamari nazroo ko mat dekh tu ne Saloni ko kis nazar se dekha woh dekh

Saloni:- nahi dad maa ne usse thapaad mar diya

Maa:- ek sabd mat bolna pyaar ke bare main duniya main itne log hain ladke ladkiya par
tujhe apna saga bhai hi mila
C Chachi:- didi iski kya galti bichari ladki hai aag toh iske seene main lagi hogi na main iss
baat par chup raha

C Chacha:- jab pita ji ko yeh pata chalega toh kya hoga

Dad:- nahi yeh baat unko koi nahi batayega

Maa:- aap sab log abhi yaha ki baat karoge ki nahi

Main:- maa aap kuch jyada react nahi kar rahi iss mamuli si baat par

Maa:- dekh rahe ho aap sab log isse yeh mamuli si baat lagti hai main gusse main bahar
nikal gaya sab awaaj lagate rahe niche utara toh Kirti coffee lekar mere pas aa gayi

Kirti:- bhaiya aapki coffee

Main:- nahi pinni ja yaha se Kirti ka mouh jara sa ho gaya uska face dekh kar mujhe laga
iss par kyu ghussa nikal raha hu

Main:- mouh dekh apna bandariya lag rahi hai aur uske hath se coffee le li

Kirti:- bhaiya aap aise mat kiya kare meri galati thi par uss baat se koi fayda nahi hai aur
main bandariya nahi hon

Main:- thek hai bandariya

Kirti:- bhaiya

Main:- sorry sorry chal ja tu nashta kar

Kirti:- aap kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- bahar hon gardan main

Kirti:- kyu kya hua

Main:- arre kuch na bas asie hi main ghar ke garden ki taraf chal pada waha ja kar ped ke
niche beth gaya aur coffee pine laga meri toh samjh main nahi aa raha tka ke vampires ko
dekhu yaa yeh ghar ki tention

K Dev:- tention toh hai hi

Main:- abbe tu yaha

K Dev:- kyu jaha tu waha main

Main:- aa beth hum dono aise bethe jaise koi do bhai bethe hon

K Dev:- ab bata itna kyu soch raha hai sab thek hoga Akhil toh main hon yaani tu hi hai

Main:- yaar dekh na kitna over react kar rahi hai

K Dev:- bol toh asise raha hai jaise padosi ki ladki se nain lada raha hai ab hai kya Saloni
woh tu bhi janta hai

Main:- han toh kya hua manta hon hamari culture main yeh sab nahi ab toh ho gaya toh
kya karu gaala ghot lo apna

K Dev:- abbe family main hota hai

Main:- tujhe toh family darma pasand nahi hai naa

K Dev:- bilkul bina baat ki kachpach hoti rehti hai par sahi galat toh samjh sakta hon

Main:- Akhil ke ghar jakar tere vichar bade shudhar gaye hain

K Dev:- aisa nahi hai bua ne jo mann main aaya woh keh diya

Main:- waise maa bhi sahi hai akhir main kitni mann manni karunga

K Dev:- abbe tujhe kya hua

Main:- dekh pehle Masoom phir Richa phir Komal phir Janu phir Sona phir

K Dev:- abbe phir phir kyu aise hi bol de

Main:- kya bolo tu sab janta hai maa ne sab bardash kiya mujhe lagta hai maine hi galat
kiya tabhi waha Guru ji aa gaye

K Dev:- aayiye aayiye aap bhi bachodi kariye waise zindagi jhaand padi hai

Main:- pagal ho gaya hai kya pranam Guru ji

Guru ji:- jite raho beta kyu dukhi bethe ho

Main:- woh

K Dev:- fat gayi hai

Main:- chup be

K Dev:- arre main keh raha hon woh kahte hai na oper wali jab bhi deta hai chappar faad
ke deta hai toh hamari musibato ka chappar fat gaya hai
Guru ji:- acha fir utam hai

K Dev:- aap kya samjhe shiv shiv aap bhi na Guru ji

Main:- ho gaya ab chup Guru ji aap kaise aaye

Guru ji:- kya kar rahe ho yaha iss duhurt balak ke sath

Main:- kya karu mere aur Saloni matlab Saloni didi ke bare main ghar ke logo ko pata chal
gya hai

Guru ji:- toh tumne kya faisla liya

Main:- main unhe aise nahi chod sakta warna mere pyaar par mujhe khud sawal uthne
honge

Guru ji:- toh kya samaj ke niyam todoge

K Dev:- ab sawal band karo upaye batao

Guru ji:- jo bhi karna samaj se chup kar karna

Main:- matlab

Guru ji:- itna tum soch loge

Main:- par aur kuch kehta woh ghayab ho gaye

K Dev:- mujhe laga tha yeh adashwaadi kbc khelega aur chala jayega

Main:- saale tujhe crorpati ki padi hai main yaha croro ka pati banne ki kagar par hon

K Dev:- waise acha hi hai ek crore matlab chudai hi chudai mujhe hassi toh aayi par

Main:- abbe kyu gaali wale kaam kar raha hai

K Dev:- waise ek baat bata Neha ke sath jab sab ho gaya toh soch kya raha hai

Main:- woh toh galti se hua

K Dev:- waah bete kya mast galti hai baar baar ho rahi hai

Main:- abbe mujhe pata hai tu woh sab jaan sakta hai jo main janta hon yaa mahsus karta
hon

K Dev:- tabhi toh keh raha hon Neha ke badan ki khushbu badi mast hai
Main:- saale bhag yaha se ek toh main fas gaya hon tu saala mood bana raha hai

K Dev:- chill aur chudai dono yahi hai zindagi ki sachayi

Main:- han toh kya ban jaau apne ghar ka jamai

K Dev:- iss main harz kya hai mere bhai

Main:- chod saale main hi chala jata hon main andar ja raha tha ki mujhe kuch aur log
andar jate dikhe jinse main toh kya aap log bhi nafrat karenge tabhi un main se ek mere
pas aaya

Sumit:- Dev mere bhai kaha tha tu narak se aane main dikkat toh na hui na kuch nah bol
kar maine uski naak par ek punch jad diya

Sumit:- naak pakad kar aa maa mar diya u maa Amit bhag kar waha aaya

Amit:- yeh kya kiya tu ne

Main:- iss se keh jyada na uchal Amit kuch bud budaya aur Sumit ki naak par hath rakha
uska khon band ho gaya main ghar ke andar jane laga toh peche mud kar dekha Rahul ne
mujhe dekha aur halka sa muskura diya main bhi hasa aur andar ghus gaya sab nashte
main lage hue the

Pari:- bhaiaya kitne der se coffe pi rahe the ab kuch kha bhi lo main Pari ke paas beth gaya
Pari akaar meri goad main beth gayi aur mujhe ek niwala khila diya

Maa:- kya tujhe chain se nahi khaya jata

Pari:- nahi bhaiya khilao na maine bhi niwala uske mouh main daal diya main nahi janta
sabake dimag main kya chal raha hai kon kya soch raha hai kon kya dekh raha hai main
toh bas Pari ke pyaar ka jawab pyaar se de raha tha

B Chachi:- tu ab jawan ho gayi hai kab tak aise chimti rahegi iss se duniya wale kya
sochenge

Main:- kyu iss ka jab tak mann karega kare kya hua

Pari:- han main toh apne bhaiya se hamesha chipki rahungi duniya jale toh jale

Shikha:- hans kar arre haan tu aur tera bhai anokhe hain

Maa:- lee tere anokhe bhai bhi aa gaye

Amit:- kya ho raha hai bina humare hi nashta shuru kar diya
Ritu:- arre bhaiya aao betho

Sumit:- kya baat hai Kirti tu chup hai dekh bhaiya tere liye kya laye hain usne ek box nikla
aur Kirti ko diya Kirti Sumit ke gale lag gayi thanks bhaiya

Sumit:- chal ab nashta de

Ritu:- main deti hon na bhaiya aur teeno beth gaye main waha se utha aur andar chala
gaya mere peche Richa bhi aa gayi main jakar apne bed par let gaya aur chat ko ghurne
laga Richa mere pas bethi

Richa:- kya hua yaha kyu aa gaye

Main:- kuch nahi par tum kyu chali aayi

Richa:- nahi waha ka kaam ho gaya hai

Main:- aao leto

Richa:- ruko gate band kar deti hon woh gate band kar aayi aur mere bahao ko takiya bana
kar let gayi mujhe usse bhaoo main lekar thoda se sukon mila jo un teeno ke aane se kho
jata hai

Niche

Amit:- arre badi maa Saloni ki shaadi kab ho rahi

Maa:- kya kaha

Amit:- Saloni ki Akhil se shaadi

Maa:- beta tu ne hi toh meri ankhe kholi hai warna mere ghar main yeh na jane kya ho
raha tha

Sumit:- arre hum sab ek pariwar hain toh acha bura khud dekhna hoga

B Chacha:- bhai iss baat par main sehmat hon yeh jo ghar main hua hai woh kisi bhi tarike
se sehne yogye nahi hai

Pari:- kya hua hai chacha ji

Dad:- Shikha tu sabko andar lekar ja

Ritu:- main nahi

C Chacha:- kaha na abhi sab andar jao

Shikha:- chalo sab sab jane lage Sona ko bohat bura laga par woh kuch nahi boli par uski
ankho se aansu gir gaye the

Dad:- Saloni tu nahi Saloni didi niche beth gayi aaj dad ki tone bohat kadak thi jo shayad
hi ghar main pehle kisi ne suni ho

Dad:- tum dono kya karna chahte ho chilla kar suna nahi maine kya pucha

Saloni:- ji ji dad

Dad:- tum dono ko jara sa bhi humara khayal nahi aaya yeh sab karte hue

Saloni:- nahi dad hum dono main kuch nahi hua hai maa ne toh didi par hath utha diya
par C chachi ne unka hath pakad liya aag lagne wale mann main muskuraa rahe the

C Chachi:- didi kya karti ho yeh abhi bachi hi toh hai

Maa:- bachiya apni bhai ke sath

Dad:- chup rah iss baat ko baar baar mat dohrao Saloni didi ki himmat tut padi aur woh
rone lagi

C Chachi:- na meri bachi na aap log koi jail main nahi hai jo isse aise daant rahe hain

C Chacha:- tum sahi ho par agar meri aisi bachi hoti toh main usse mere mouh par kalik
potne se pehle maar deta

Saloni:- chacha abhi kuch nahi kiya hai maine bas thodi si bhatak gayi thi

Dad:- toh ja woh kasar bhi puri kar lee woh toh shaktiya lekar samjhta hai ki kuch bhi kar
sakta hai uss samjha do ki iss duniya main bohat aaye aur bohat gaye

Saloni:- didi table par sar rakh kar rone lagi nahi dad usse aisa mat kahiye

Amit:- mujhe yakin nahi hota jise aap sab ne shahzade ki tarah rakha uss ne yeh sab kiya

Dad:- kya karu main ab humra shahzada bigad gaya

B Chacha:- bigda shahzada

Saloni:- aap log usse ulta kehna band karenge

Maa:- dehkho abhi bhi chain nahi

Dad:- kadhi ho
Saloni:- dad par Dad ne unhe khich kar khada kiya aur bahar le jane lage C chachi aur Rahul
unhe rokne lage

Amit:- Rahul ka hath pakad kar chup chaap beth Dad ne didi ko bahar leja kar gate ke
bahar dhakka de diya woh girne hi wali thi ke maine unhe pakad liya

Main:- yeh kya kar rahe ho aap sab pagal ho gaye ho kya

Amit:- lo aapka shahzada aa gaya

Main:- abe ab tu jyada bol raha hai tere chithe khol du kya

Amit:- aabee ja jaa

Dad:- tu ja yaha se yeh nahi jayega

Main:- aap log iss ke bade salahkaar ban rahe ho pata hai Janu ko pane ke liye issne Black
bird ko hum sab ko marne bheja tha aur aap logo ki janakari ke liye bata do main iss ki
wajah se 3 saal narak main bita kar aaya inho ne mujhe maar diya tha par mujhe toh aana
hi tha kyuki nafrat karne se jyada log mujhe pyaar karte hain maine apni shirt utar kar didi
ke aansu saaf kiye

Saloni:- rooti hue DDeev Dev uuu peche sab meri baato se murti ban gaye

Main:- kyu ab bolo humare riste ko bade galat galat keh rahe pata hai inke dil se mera dil
bana hai aur dil na koi dharm hota hai na rishta woh bas dil se dil ki sunta hai

Saloni:- rahne de

Main:- ab kise bacha rahi ho main nahi darta in dhongi logo se pal main pyaar pal main
chiiii yeh pariwar nahi hai maine saas li aur

Main:- ab kya nikalo mujhe bhi nikal doo

Dad:- dil yeh nahi sikhata ke rishto ko na dekhe bas maine unhe rokte hue

Main:- acha ek baat batau main toh ada harami hon hawasi hon toh aapka yeh mahatma
jab aapki choti beti ki izzat par haat daal raha tha tab aap kaha the

B Chacha:- kon tu apna dosh kisi aur par mat daal ab tum dono ke bich kya hai sab jaan
chuke hain maine hath aage kar ke jaadui gole ko yaad kiya uske aane ke baad maine woh
hospital main jo hua wo dikhaya jo uss ne Pari ke sath kiya pehle toh sab shock the mere
meri baato se par yeh toh maine dikha diya woh sab dekh kar sab line se Amit ko jhapad
jad rahe the
Saloni:- mere gale lag gayi aur boli Dev kyu kar raha iss se tu kayi logo ko kho dega

Main:- agar main aise hi raha na toh ek din na main rahunga na mere dil ke hisse

Dad:- hath jod kar beta aur kya dikhayega ab tu iss paap ke daldal main aur mat ja dekh
yeh do bahu khadi hain kam se kam unke aansu dekh le main kuch bolne hi wala tha par
didi bol padi

Saloni:- thek hai dad aap jaha kahoge main shaadi karungi par aap kabhi hath mat jodna
yeh mere dad ke hath hai jo kabhi kisi ke samne nahi fhelenage aur na aapka sar kabhi
jhukane dungi dad ne didi ko seene se laga liya

Dad:- tu meri sab se samjhdaar beti hai maaf kar dena mujhe jo bhi maine kaha yaa kiya
Saloni dad ke aansu pochate hue bas ab sab andar chailye tu bhi Dev andar chal main unki
baato se murti ban gaya bade chacha aur chote chacha ne laat maar maar ke Amit ko ghar
se bhaga diya par Sumit aur Rahul bacch gaye sab aise andar jane jaise kuch hua hi nahi
kya sab dhong tha kya hai yeh bhagwaan kya kya dekhunga main iss zindagi main main
wahi beth gaya jaise har gaya hon karib 10 min ho gaye main gate ki taraf dekh raha tha

Andar

Maa:- ab hum kis mouh se uss se baat karenge

Dad:- pata nahi kya kya soch raha hoga

Saloni:- dad kya main

Dad:- han ja usse le aa pata nahi usse kahi bura na lag jaye agar hum gaye usse lag raha
hoga ki mere sath ki ghatna par kisi ne kuch nahi kaha aur humare bulane se aane wala
nahi hai didi bahar aaayi toh dekha main sar jhukaye betha hon woh mere pas aakar khadi
ho gayi aur mujhe khada kar ke gardan main ek ped ke peche le gayi aur mere honto par
kiss kar ke peche hat kar

Saloni:- Dev mujhe maaf karna aur rone lagi main toh murti bana khada tha jaise hi uss ke
aasu mere hatho par girre mujhe hosh aaya

Main:- didi aap roo rahi kyu rahi ho kya phir kisi ne aap ko daata

Saloni:- maaf kar de par mujhe tu kyu apni zindagi mere liye kharab karne ja raha tha Sona
aur Richa toh shayad samjhti agar yeh baat aage jati toh shayad tu sabko kho deta
Main:- yeh kya apne pehli baar main bola par apne mujhe hara diya kam se kam pyaar par
toh vishwaas kiya hota

Saloni:- aise pyaar ko shayad bhul jana chahiye jiske liye apke mata pita hath jode

Main:- jab maine aapko samjhaya ki dur raho mujse tab aap mujhse chipki mere dil main
dabe paayar ko jaagaya ab keh rahi ho bhul jao

Saloni:- pagal ab sab khatam ho gaya hai main chaah kar bhi aage tera sath nahi de sakti

Main:- wah kitna asan hota hai khatam bolna khatam hua sab thek hai aapke mann jo tha
apne kiya jaaiye shaadi kariye bache kariye aur mujhe chataakk

Saloni:- ja chala ja meri nazro se samjh main nahi aata tere jab main muda aur jane laga
bahar woh bhag kar aayi aur mujhe ghuma kar kiss karne lagi maine unhe choda aur
gardan jhukaye aage badh gaya woh rooti hui ghar ki taraf badh gayi main muda aur
bhagta hua unke paas pahucha woh bhi mud gayi main usse goad main utha kar kiss karne
laga uss ne mujhe dhakka diya jis se main niche gir pada aur woh andar bhag gayi main
utha aur chal pada jungle ki taraf

Idhar andar woh bed par gir kar rone lagi

Saloni:- Dev main kya karti hum sab se lad sakte hain par maa dad se nahi par tu khush
rahe bas yahi main chahti hon mere karan tujhe kabhi koi kuch na kahe main bhale kudh
jahar pu lun par teri ankho main aansu nahi dekh sakti bhalle aaj woh meri wajah se aa
gaye hai par kam se kam aage teri zindagi sahi toh chalegi

Richa:- Saloni Saloni didi ne mudh kar dekha aur Richa ko dekh kar apne aansu pocch liye

Richa:- kya hua

Saloni:- aap aur Sona yaha kaise

Richa:- yeh sab kya hai

Saloni:- main tumhe kaise samjhu

Rica:- sacch bata do jo hai hume wahi suna hai

Saloni:- (mann main) kya batao main inhe agar maine kaha ke main Dev se pyaar karti hon
aur woh mujhse

Sona:- (mann main) yeh kya kiya Dev tumne itna bada dhoka kiya
Richa:- bolo bhi Saloni didi kuch bol pati uss se pehle Neha peche se bolti hui aayi

Neha:- main batati hon shayad yeh bhi nahi janti

Saloni:- tu kuch nahi janti

Neha:- didi mujhe pata hai ki aap woh sab bata nahi paaungi

Richa:- toh tum hi bata do ki akhir yeh Dev aur inke bich ka sacch kya hai

Neha:- woh baat yeh hai ki phir Neha ne woh sab baate batayi jo usse Devika se malum
hui thi

Sona:- ek minute toh matlab inka dil Dev ka same hai toh in main pyaar hua kya tumhra
aur unka

Neha:- ghabra kar nahi nahi woh bas mere bhaiya hai aur kuch nahi humare bich aap aisa
soch bhi kaise sakti ho

Richa:- kya Dev mera kuch nahi hai

Neha:- nahi bhabi aap bhi toh unke dil main hi ho na piiche se

Maa:- han uska dil bohat bada hai par beta yeh galat hai na

Sona:- ab chod dijiye maa ji aap yeh khatam ho jaye toh thek hai

Maa:- par woh kaha hai

Idhar main jungle main ja kar wahi apni purani jagah beth gaya jaha woh nadi hai aur cote
cote pathar pani main marne laga barish ho rahi thi jis se mousam ekdum khusnuma tha
par mere sab kuch jaise ujda hua lag raha tha mujhe Sumitra maa ki bohat yaad aa rahi
thi tabhi kuch khat pat sunayi di maine apni talwar nikal li

Manas:- main hon Maharaj

Main:- arre tu aa yaha beth Manas mere pas aakar khada ho gaya

Main:- beth naa

Manas:- aapke sath nahi beth sakta maine uska hath khich kar betha liya

Manas:- kya hua Maharaj aap dukhi lag rahe ho

Main:- kya karu zindagi bohat ulaj gayi hai aur opar se tum mujhe Maharaj bata rahe ho
Manas:- aap Maharaj ho hi

Main:- chal be abhi bakwas band kar main waise hi pareshan hon

Manas:- toh mahrani se madad le lijiye

Main:- abbe woh kaha na meri b

Manas:- nahi woh toh mahrani hai aur aapki biwi

Main:- bas kar haram khor

Manas:- maaf karna Maharaj

Main:- ja ab yaha se woh mouh lataka kar chala gaya

Main:- bada aaya biwi banane wala main wahi nadi ke paas let gaya aur pata nahi kaise
wahi soo gaya muje kisi ne jaagaya

Main:- tum yaha kaise

Devika:- mere pati itne kast main hai aur main waha mahal main kya karu mujhe waha
bhej kar aap mujhe bhol gaye main aankh malata hua utha toh meri nazar pas khadi Neha
par gayi

Main:- tu yaha kyu aayi

Neha:- aap yaha kyu hain

Main:- toh kya tu meri biwi hai jo mere aage peche ghumati rahegi

Neha:- aapki biwi ko toh main layi hon

Main:- Devika tumhe iss ne kuch kaha toh nahi hai Devika muskurane lagi

Main:- toh tumne isse bhi sab bata diya

Neha:- kyu na batao aisi bhabi milna muskil hai aur opar se Pariyo ki rani

Devika:- tum sabke liye toh bas tumhari bhabi hi hon

Main:- acha tum mujhe abhi keh rahi ho ki maine tumhe yaad nahi kiya toh tumne mujhe
kitne baar yaad kiya

Devika:- jab jab main saas leti hon tumhe yaad karti hon

Neha:- bhaiya main jara kabile hokar aati hon

Main:- acha thek hai ja jyada time mat lagana

Neha:- woh toh aap dekho

Main:- bhag badmash kahi ki woh bhagti hui hum dono ke ankho se ojhal ho gayi

Devika:- kabhi hume bhi itna ghor se dekh liya karo

Main:- woh sab chodo pehle yeh batao tumhare gaal par yeh chot kaise lagi

Devika:- kaha kuch bhi toh nahi hai main uski baato se thoda udas ho gaya

Devika:- arre arre aap ko kya hua

Main:- kya tum mujhe iss kabil nahi samjhti ki main apni biwi ki chot ke bare main puch
saku

Devika:- mujhe maaf kar dijiye maine jadu se chot chupane ki koshish ki par aap se nahi
chupa payi maine uska chehra opar kiya

Main:- aaj tum kitani sunder lag rahi ho

Devika:- aapko main roti hui achi lagti hon

Main:- haaa bohat jyada Devika mouh ghuma kar beth gayi maine uski gardan pe kiss kiya

Devika:- rehne dijiye aisa kuch kariye jis se main roti rahu kam se kam aapko sukun toh
milega

Main:- kya mujhe rote wakt tumhare laal gaalo ki taraif karna bekar lagta hai Devika ne
ek second bhi na lagaya aur ghum gayi aur bina palak jhapkaye meri ankho main dekhne
lagi

Main:- aise kya dekh rahi ho

Devika:- aapki ankho main dekh rahi hon ki mere gaal kitne laal hain

Main:- kya nazar aaya

Devika:- meri ankho ko chumate hue haan par kuch aur bhi

Main:- aisa kya hai

Devika:- mere liye fikar aur beinteha pyaar main ab usse badi dhayan se dekh raha tha

Devika:- ab aap kya dekhne lage

Main:- kya yeh blouse kuch jyada deep nahi hai

Devika:- kaha yeh toh wo ruk gayi aur niche dekha

Devika:- aap bohat badmas ho gaye ho aise aurto ke blouse ke andar jhakna mana hai

Main:- apni biwi ke toh nahi hai naa maine uske palu ko jara sa hataya toh meri ungliya
uske cleavage ke ubhar par lagi uss ne apne honto ko daba diya

Main:- kuch hua kya

Devika:- pata nahi kyu aapka har baar chuna bada alag aur naya naya lagta hai maine uss
ke boobs ke bich main ungli daal di naye ka toh pata nahi par agar tum apse hi mujhe yeh
sab dikhahti rahogi toh shayad logo ko kuch naya dekhne ko mil jaye

Devika:- toh dikha do

Main:- na baba na main nahi dikhane wala kisi ko apni biwi ki shakal bhi

Devika:- toh log kaise jane ki naya kya hai

Main:- log aaj kal bohat hoshyaar hai nayi chiz dekh kar bhi kehte hain yeh pehle bhi dekh
chuke hain

Devika:- acha waise ungli itne der se daal kar kya idhar udhar ghuma rahe ho

Main:- kuch nahi dekh raha hon ki in pahadoo ke bich saap ke jane ka rasta hai yaa nahi

Devika:- aap toh bas saap ko lee aayiye yeh pahad uss ke hissab se khissak jayenge

Main:- acha ji waise itne mulayam pahado ka kya raaj hai

Devika:- raaj toh nahi bataungi kahi kisi aur ne suna toh aapka saap unke pahado ki ser
par nikal jayega uss ki iss baat par toh main hasta hasta pani nain ludak gaya

Devika:- aram se suna hai pani main saap kahi bhi ghus jata hai

Main:- han agar uske mann laayak jagah mile toh

Devika:- (mann main) aaj lagta hai meri chaahat puri hogi

Main:- kya cahaahat hai tumhari maine uska hath pakad kar pani main khichate hue kaha

Devika:- aap se acha kon janega aur apna palo hata diya maine uske blouse ke button khol
diye usne blouse utar kar side main rakh diya uske cleavage ko dekh kar mera lund pagal
sa ho gaya tha usne mere lund pent ke opar se dabaya mera lund sedha hokar side main
meri jhaangho se chipak gaya maine uski kamar ko pakad kar apni taraf khich liya aur uss
ke honto ko chusne laga woh hath se mere lund ko ragadne lagi aur main uski saadi ke
opar se uski chot ko jor se ragadani laga uski siski aur meri aaah ek dusrke ke mouh main
gunj rahi thi uska dusra hath meri chaati par jor se kas raha tha jaise chudana chaah rahi
ho main kiss aur rubbing band kar di

Main:- kya hua jaan

Devika:- sari toh utar do ragad ragad kar chiloge kya

Main:- maine uski sari kholi aur uska ek hissaa mouh main daba liya aur hatho seo dheere
dheere utarane laga

Devika:- itna ghuma rahe ho jaise chaand ki sair par lekar jaoge

Main:- han irada toh uske par le jane ka hai main ghutno par betha aur uski sari utar di

Devika:- peticote utare hue haan tumhare hathyaar ki garmi bata rahi hai woh mere
samne bra aur penty main sacch kahu maine aaj tak itni khobsurat bala nahi dekhi thi
main khada ho gaya aur apne sare kapde jhat pat nikaal diye Devika mere samane khadi
ho gayi Devika ka bhara hua gadraya badan dekh kar mera lund rod ki tarah khada ho gaya
par sacch kahu uski chuchiyoo jaisa kuch nahi lagta hai maano mujhe keh rahi ho aa ja
chus mere raja Devika mere pairo ke paas ghutno par beth gayi aur mera under wear
niche kiya maine pair opar kar ke usse nikal diya achanak Devika ne apne honto se mera
lund chua manoo haajaroo kilowaat ki bijli mere sharrer main aa gayi ho meri rongate
khade ho gayi maine dekha uss ne mere lund ko mutthi main bhara aur apne mouh main
ghusane lagi

Main:- aa uff Devika kya hont hai tumhare jaise koi mulayam royi mere lund ko apni ked
main le rahi hain usne thoda se anadr kar ke jeeb ghumayi toh meri kamr se jhataka lag
gaya aur mera adha lund uske gale main utar gaya uski aanko se aasu nikal gaye maine
lund bahar nikalna chaha par uss ne hatho se rok diya aur chusne lagi mere lund ka aage
ka hissa sacch main edum uske gale ke narm hisse se takra raha tha aur mere aage ke
hisse ko gila kar raha tha mujhe aise laga kahi do second main na jhaadh jaau Devika ke
hatho ka jaadu aise chala chal raha tha ki mere jeeb bhi tadapne lagi uske jism ko chatne
ke liye maine ek jahake lund bahar nikal liya

Devika:- kya hua ji chusne do na please kahi phir aap miloo yaa naa maine ussko goad
main utha liya aur uske cleavage ke ubhar ko chaatne laga maine uski penty main hath
dala kar uski choot ko ragdane laga
Devika:- aahh yeiiii uuiiii dheere dheere uff chilll gayi aahh dusre hath se uska sar pakda
aur apni gardan par laga diya usne siskari ke liye mouh khola toh uske daant mere gardan
par lage jis se ek mujhe current se laga aur mere ungli ka dabaw itna tez hua ki addhi ungli
ussski chot ne sama gayai

Devika:- maaarrrr gayiii nikalo please aa woh jhadne lagi mera pura hath gilla aur chip
chipa ho gaya tha maine ab puri ungli uski chot main daal di

Devika:- nahi maaa nahiii uss ne itne jor se kaata puccho mat woh mere pith par marne
lagi maine usse niche utar kar lita diya aur uski penty nilal dii aur uss ki tange chodi kar di

Devika:- (mann main) bhagwaan inka mood hamasha aise hi rakna main uski chot par
mouh rakh kar chatne laga Devika siskariya lene lagi maine jeeb ghumayi aur dono honto
se uski clit ko chus kar khicha pata nahi aaj toh yeh sab bada hi majedaar lag raha tha

Devika:- phad dooo uff dhaa kha jao puri ko me kab se apni chot uff kya kya niklawaoge
aaj mouh se kab se aap se main chatne ke liye taras rahi thi aaj tak kisi ne meri ko aise
nahi chua aur naaaa chaattaa aur andar tak aur chato aur jor se chato aah aah bas chatte
raho siiii main uski chot ki andar ki diwal ko lick karne laga

Devika:- oh ye kya kar rahe ho oooo oh bada acha lag raha hai kaha se sikh liya yeh main
chaat aur chus ke hata hi tha ke woh ek baar aur jhaad gayi

Devika:- ab iss aag ko bujha bhi do naa

Main:- tumari aag ko bujhna hi hoga aaj yeh jungle hum dono ke milan ka gawah banega

Devika:- yeh toh mere liye swarg se bhi sunder hai

Main:- han kya ab maar don

Devika:- kya

Main:- tumhari choot

Devika:- mujhe toh lagta hai aap maaroge nahi

Main:- toh

Devika:- aapp isse chir faad doge jab ungli aisi thi toh yeh (mere lund ko dhekhte hue) toh
mujhe tarre dikha dega maine Devika ki choot par lund rakh diya aur ek jhatka mara lund
fisal gaya maine phir rakha aur ek aur jhatka ab mera lund phaaakk kar ke uski choot main
utra abhi toh aage ka hissa gaya par uss ki choot ne khon chod diya Devika ke mouh se
chikh nikal gayi main jaldi se Devika ko kiss karne lag jaise hi Devika normal hui maine
dusra jhatka mara mera adha lund uski chpot main ghusa laga jaise koi parda hata kar
andar gaya ho Devika ke muthi main pathar aa gaye the woh chillana chah rahi thi par
chilayi nahi maine usse uthaya aur khud niche late gaya aur usse apne opar le aaya

Devika:- aap ruko mujhe karne do maine uski kamar ko chod diya woh mere opar aa kar
hilane lagi koi do minute baad main ruk nahi saka aur usse pakad kar apni chaati se laga
liya aur jor ka jhatka mar kar pura lund uski choot main ghussa diya uss ne ekdum se apne
honto ko mere honto main ked kar liya tha uss ki chik ab itne tez nahi thi main ab jhatke
marne laga

Devika:- haan aise hi ab kitna maja aa raha hai uff yeh choot maine speed tez kar di

Main:- kya karu tumahre honto ki garmahat abhi tak nahi gayi hai

Devika:- ouucchh araam se aaj hi garmahat ke chakar main bacha toh nahi nikalwaa doge

Main:- uff kya khaati ho iske andar itne aag hai

Devika:- aap bujhao tabhi toh uff shii nahiiii maii gayiiii

Main:- main bhi aane wala hon maine uss ki pith ko kas ke pakda aur tez tez jhatke marne
laga aur marte marte main aur woh jhad gayi aur mera maal uski choot ki gehraiyoo main
sama gaya main Devika ko apni chaati se chipakye naram ghaas par le gaya aur lita diya
hum dono soo gaye pata nahi aaj main kitna sounga par main pehle soo gaya tha toh meri
neend uss se pehle hi khul gayi phir main Saloni didi ke bare main sochne laga itne main
woh bhi jaag chuki thi

Devika:- kya aap hamesha yahi sochte rahoge

Main:- kya karu ghar main yahi toh hai

Devika:- kahi aap ghar ke chakroo main baki ke kaam na bhul jao aur hume bhi

Main:- aisa nahi ho sakta aur kon sa kaam

Devika:- kya aap bhul gaye aap ek samraat hain toh kya itne choti choti baato main lag kar
aap apna sara dhayan wahi laga denge

Main:- han keh toh sahi rahi par pata nahi un sab main ajeeb sa nasha hai jo mujhe unki
taraf khich deta hai

Devika:- aap sab jante ho phir yeh kyu bol rahe ho

Main:- phir main kya karu

Devika:- iss ka faisla aapko karna hoga kabhi aap ne socha hai ke aap se dur rah kar hum
sab par kya gujarti hai

Main:- maafi ke elawa main kya kar sakta hon

Devika:- kya aapko nahi lagta aap apni behno ke liye kuch jyada over protective ho

Main:- tum kya bakwas kar rahi ho Devika ek taraf dekh kar ankho ko idhar udhar ghumani
lagi

Main:- kya kaha tha tumne

Devika:- rone kar mujhe maaf kar do Neha bahar aao main yeh nahi kar sakti Neha ped ke
peche se nikal aayi

Main:- tu yaha aur Devika iss ne tumse kya kaha

Neha:- yahi ki aap apni behno main kab tak uljhe rahoge apni life jiyo hume apni jinne do

Main:- toh maine tum sabko kab roka hai

Devika:- mat kar Neha

Main:- nahi tu bhi bol le

Neha:- kisi ne apka dil bana diya toh kya usse apna dil de doge pagal ho kya

Main:- tu apni limit cross kar rahi hai

Neha:- acha ek maa ek pore bache ko banati hai toh kya woh uss ke pyaar main pad jaye
Devika ne Neha ko thapaad mar diya

Devika:- badtamiz yahi sanskaar hain

Neha:- toh kya in ke sanskar sahi hain jo apni badi behan ke sath sone ja rahe hain

Main:- khade ho kar Neha bas bohat hua tum unke liye aisa kaise bol sakti ho

Neha:- kyu unhe apne niche lakar aapko maja aayega naa

Main:- mann kar raha hai tujhe thapaad laga dun

Neha:- kyu unke sath sone main aapko kitna maja aayega
Main:- bas bohat hua ab yaha se chali ja Devika arre Devika kaha gayi Neha ne mujhe
dhakka diya aur mere opar aakar kiss karne lagi maine usse khich ke hata diya

Main:- hat yaha se tu meri Neha nahi hai

Neha:- bhaiaya mujhe chod lo na please aur unko bhul jao

Main:- tu kitni gandi baate karti hai aur main unko nahi bhul sakta Neha ne apni tshirt
utari phir bra aur apna nipple mere mouh main daal diya main kuch bolna chaah raha par
uss ne pehle hi mere mouh main daal diya usse jiske mere daant uske chuchi main dhas
gaye

Neha:- aahh haan aise hi kaato uff apne meri choot gilli kar di hai main usse dhakka diya
woh dusri side gir gaya

Neha:- kya hua kariye naa

Main:- kapde pehne aur ghar chal Neha khadi hui aur apne sarre kapde utar diye main
gusse main tha par uski laal choot ne mera dhayan waha focus kar diya maine sar hilaya
aur kuch bolta par woh paas ke pathar par beth gayi aur apni ungli uff shitt uski choot
main uski ungli aise ja rahi thi jaise maine usse chua na ho main uske paas ja kar ghutno
par beth gaya

Neha:- dekh kya rahe ho karo na main aav dekha na taav uski choot par jeeb laga di

Neha:- ohh Devv main chonk gaya aise toh didi mujhe bulati hai par mere hatte hi uss ne
phir mera mouh apni choot par laga diya meri jeeb uski choot ki gehrayi main jitni ja sakti
thi uski ek side ki diwal ko lick karne laga Neha ke pair kapne lage ohh maaaa aahh Devvv
kya kiyaa aa ssiiii uss ki choot main jaise sailab aa gaya ho maine mouh peche hata liya
par uss ki baadh ki tarah aata pani uski choot se nikla jaise shower khul gaya ho mujhe
choot ka sawad ekdum naya sa lag raha tha mano kab se iss ke liye pyasa hon maine aise
hi choot par phir mouh rakh diya aur choot ki diwar ko lick karne laga phir face peche kiya
aur uski choot ki opar ke hisse ko ungli se kuredne laga

Main:- waah Neha kya mast ho tum aaj toh maja aa gaya

Neha:- jab itne garam choot tumhe mili hai phir uss Saloni ke liye kyu hangama kar rahe
ho

Main:- tujhe kya hua hai

Neha:- akhir kya hai uss main han kuch nahi bekar main uske peche laga hai maine usse
uthaya aur lekar nadi main phenk diya

Main:- jab dimag sahi ho na tab aana warna yahi thanda kar maine socha mera pyaar tum
sabki taakat banega par tum aapas main lad marogi iss se acha tum sab ko bhul jaon main
jaau kya bhul gaya ab main hamesha bas apni Masoom Devika Sona Janu Richa arre kitni
sari hain mujhe pyaar karne wali chal unko kya main tujhe bhi bhul jata hon phir mat
kehna ke maine dhoka diya

Neha:- muskura kar chal ja jaa bohat aaye tere jaise yeh sun kar main kaanp utha bina
kuch bole main ghar ki taraf nikal pada main samjh nahi paa raha tha ki main Neha ka
dimag kyu nahi padh paa raha tha jab ghar pohacha toh waha koi nahi tha main apne
room jane ke liye aage badha toh mujhe Saloni didi ke room se sissakne ki awaaj aayi main
unka gate kholne hi wala tha ke mujhe Devika ki baat yaad aaye aur main wapas apne
room chala gaya room main aakar kapde utare aur underwear main hi let gaya ankhe
band kar bhi muje Saloni didi hi dikhayi de rahi thi main bathroom ja kar mouh dhone laga
saamne seese main dekha toh mujhe phir woh dikhi maine ghussa mar diya mirror se
glass mere hath main ghus gaya kya ho raha hai yeh jisko meri fikar nahi usse main har
jagah kyu dhund raha hon maine glass nikalne ko aage hua toh Saloni didi ne mera hath
pakad liya

Main:- aap yaha chali jao yaha se

Saloni:- kya mujhe tu bhul jayega

Main:- han maine unhe hatane ko hath lagaya yeh kya hai saala woh toh yaha hai hi nahi
ohh bhagwaan maine glass nikla aur hath dhokar jakar let gaya tabhi phir se unki awaaj
aane lagi

Main:- apni awaaj kam rakho samjhi yeh rona dhona band karo

Saloni:- roti hui kya hua Dev

Main:- jyada pyaar mat dikhao roti raho par dusro ko disturb mat karo Saloni didi aur tez
rone lagi

Main:- pagalo ko samjhana bekar hai main iss room se hi chala jata hon inki awaaj ekdum
band ho gayi

Main:- waah ab aaya na maja sukh ki need soounga par phir se unki shakal main utha aur
gate khol ke aise hi bahar aaya aur unke room ki taraf gaya aur gate knock kiya koi awaaj
nahi main gusse main tha main apni shakti use ki aur room main chala par samne unhe
dekh kar mera gussa kaise kaha ghayab ho gaya mujhe awaaj na aaye iss liye apne mouh
par tape laga liya par un ki ankho se abhi bhi aansu aa rahe the main aage aaya aur unke
mouh se tape khol di toh meri ruh kaanp gayi unke hont blade se katte hue the

Main:- unke honto ko cuta hua yeh kisne kiya

Saloni:- siiiiii chodo kisi ne nahi tum jao ab tu disturb nahi hoga

Main:- jab tak nahi batogi tab tak nahi jaunga

Saloni:- chilla kar maine kaate hain kyu kya hua

Main:- kyu kaate kya pagal ho gayai ho

Saloni:- han har jagah tu dikh raha hai in kamine honto ko tere honto ki talab ho rahi hai
toh inhe iski saja mili hai

Main:- mujhe in ankho main bas aap dikh rahi ho toh kya inhe fod dun unho ne mere gaalo
par thapaado ki barsaat kar di

Saloni:- jyada nasha chada hai sab utar dungi

Main:- apne kaha tha ki aap ko bhul jaon phir aap kyu sata rahi ho aur main apka mann
kyu nahi padh paa raha

Saloni:- main bata deti hon kya hai mere mann main

Main:- kya hai

Saloni:- yahi ki hum par jo hawas sawar hui thi usko bhula dena chahiye ghar wale humare
liye acha sochenge

Main:- kyu Neha aur main aur chup ho gaya

Saloni:- kya Neha aur tum

Main:- kuch nahi kya hua aapka pyaar

Saloni:- kitni baar kaha hai woh hawas thi chudai ki hawas mera sar fat jayega udhar woh
Neha aur idhar ab yeh

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Jab main ghar se jungal ki taraf gaya tab Neha Saloni Sona aur Richa main baate hui aur
maa ne mere bare main puccha toh kisi ne kuch nahi kaha aur sab chale gaye par Saloni
aur Neha ussi room main rukke hue the

Saloni:- Neha tu mere bare main galat mat soch maine bas apni zindagi ke pehle pyaar ko
pane ki koshish ki thi Neha chup nahi reh saki woh bhi wahi kar rahe hai par yeh jamana
nahi samjhega

Saloni:- tere liye yeh bolna asan hai kyuki tu ne pyaar nahi kiya Neha ke paayar ko jase
thes laga woh gusse main woh keh gayi jo usse nahi kehna tha

Neha:- pyaar ki baat karti ho maine pyaar ko waha feel kiya jaha tak aap abhi nahi pahuchi
samjhti toh mujhe yeh sab boliye

Saloni:- chilla kar kon hai woh tu kis se mouh kala kar ke aayi hai

Neha:- apni jaban samabhaliye woh mere pati hain Saloni ko aisa laga jaise uski dhadkan
ruk gaye kahi uss ne galat toh nahi sun liya

Saloni:- kya kaha tu ne soch samjh kar kaha kar tera pati majak acha hai

Neha:- jab hamari pyaar ki nishani dekhoge tab yakin ho jayega

Saloni:- Neha apni jaban ko lagam de

Neha:- kyu mera pyaar mitti aapka sona

Saloni:- mere Dev ki tulna uss haramjaade se mat kar jis se tu ne mouh kala kiya hai

Neha:- kyu aisa kya hai un main jo mere wale main nahi hai

Saloni:- kuch bhi nahi hoga

Neha:- toh kyu na main bhai ke sath hi yeh kar lon Saloni Neha ko thapaad mar deti hai

Saloni:- chup kar badtamiz apne bhai ke sath yeh sab karegi besharam Neha hans padi

Saloni:- hanso mat

Neha:- abhi apne jo kaha kya woh aap par laagu nahi hota Saloni apni baat par ghor karti
hai aur sar jhuka leti hai

Neha:- koi baat nahi didi humne iss duniya se jo sekha hai wahi bola hai par jab koi aur
hume yeh kehta hai toh bura lagta hai
Saloni:- tu kitni samjhdaar hai chal ja dekh Dev kaha gaya hai usse bula kar laa Neha bahar
ja kar Devika ko yaad kar ke bulati hai aur usse sab kuch batati hai aur phir Devika aur Dev
ka milan hua aur phir Neha ka par Devika yeh dekh nahi pati toh woh chali gayi par ek
baat jo thi ki Neha ne waha kuch nahi kiya balki Neha ka peche Saloni kar rahi thi jab uss
ne dekha ki Neha ne Devika se kaha hai ki uske bare main bura bhala kahe aur usse Neha
ki baato se jo shak hua tha toh jab uss ne uska piccha kiya toh usse pata chala ki Neha aur
Dev pehle hi sex kar chuke hain toh uska gusaa aur bhadak utha par Neha ki burayi wali
baat par toh woh khud ko rok nahi payi toh Saloni ne pata nahi kaise apni shaktiyo ka
istemal kiya aur woh Neha ke andar ghuss gayi aur aage uss ne kya kiya woh sabke samne
hai par uss ne aisa kuch kiya ta ke kuch time ke liye Dev kisi ka mann na padh paye kyuki
shaktiya usse Dev se mili thi toh Dev par asar toh karti hi

Saloni:- Dev tu uss Neha se dur rehna kahi maa ne dekh liya toh tujhe kuch keh na de uss
ka kya hai woh ladki hai ghar main tumhari beijjati ho jayegi

Main:- woh aapki burayi kare aur aap uss ki kya yahi bacha tha ab mera pyaar aap dono
ke bich main nafrat daal raha hai

Saloni:- Dev main toh tumhara pyaar pane se rahi maa aur dad se nahi lad sakti akhir unho
ne hume janam diya hai

Main:- baat mat taalo ek toh uss ne pata nahi kya kiya har wakt aap dikh rahi thi par ab
sab saaf hai aap logo se ek chiz dur jaani chahiye

Saloni:- kya

Main:- Dev aapka bhai aapka bf aapka chodo jo bi ho aap mujhe kehti thi bhul jao toh thek
hai mera aapka aaj se koi naata nahi aur aap ne kaha ussko bhul jao thek hai aaj se uss se
bhi mera koi rishta nahi rahi baat ghar ki toh ab aap ko bas aapka Dev milega aur kuch hi
din main uski pehli official wife Masoom Saloni didi meri pairo main gir padi

Saloni:- nahi Dev maine aisa kuch nahi kaha main toh bas keh rahi hon ki kahi Neha aur
tumhe maa alag na kar de aur han Pari ko bhi maine apna pair jhatka aur waha se apne
room main chala gaya aur shield laga kar soo gaya

Subah utha toh fresh feel hua jakar naha liya aur change kar ke bag lekar niche aa kar
betha break fast kiya jaha do teen log the C chachi Ritu aur Rahul woh teeno mujhe ghur
rahe the

Main:- Rahul kya hua aise kya dekh raha hai

Rahul:- hasta hua bhai gazab lag rahe ho kya college ja rahe ho

Main:- han yaar kal college khul gaye hai ab jana toh hoga hi piche se Kiriti ne aa kar mujhe
hug kar liya aur mere sar par ek pyaari behan wali kiss ki

Main:- arre meri gudiya aa gayi

Pari:- han bhai main aa gayi apne bina dekhe kaise bola Kirti mere pas bethi hui hai uss ne
bataya

Pari:- chal jhutti bhaiya bolo naa

Main:- arre maine tum dono ke pairo ki awaaj sun li thi

Kirti,Pari:- wow bhai

Main:- akhir bhai kiska hon sab chonk gaye yeh kya hua Rahul maine usse aankh mari

Rahul:- wo ho tumhare bhaiya badi aaye bhaiya ki chamchiya

C Chachi:- beta galat baat hai yeh tumhara bada bhai hai

Rahul:- muskuraya han hoge hoge kya aaj tak mujhe kuch diya hai

Main:- tujhe toh daulat chahiye

Rahul:- han bohat sari tabhi dad ne piche se mere khandhe par hath rakha

Main:- good morning dad

Dad:- tu aa gaya mere bache naraj hokar kaha chala gaya tha

Main:- dad ab jo aap bologe wahi hoga aapka adesh mere liye sab kuch hai

Dad:- sacch beta

Main:- ab royie mat aur jara mithai aur sagaun ka intazaam karwaa do

C Chachi:- u huu

Ritu:- u huuu uuu huuh

Main:- arre pani pi lo pani haaa dad ho jayega na

Dad:- kya aaj hi sari khushiya de dega

Main:- han aaj rishta lekar Masoom ke yaha jana hai woh narak se aa kar bohat naraz hai
main uss se abhi tak nahi mila

Dad:- gale laga kar beta maine tujhe aur Saloni ko uss Amit ki baato main aakar galat
samjha akhir koi bhai aisa nahi karta par teri maa ek ki pachis lagati hai naa

Maa:- paas aati hue main kya andhere main jo dikha wahi bataya aur phir uss Amit ne
bataya toh laga ki Saloni hogi par in dono ne bhi toh kabula tha woh sab kya tha

Main:- main bas aap logo ka vishwas check kar raha tha didi ko jhut ka sahara lene ko kaha
aur aap logo ne dikha diya ke aapka vishwas kitna kacha hai

Main:- han aur Amit ki sachayi laane ke liye

C Chacha:- aate hue mere samne uss namak haram ka naam mat lo jis ghar main khaya
uski ki izzat lutne chala aaaya

Dad:- shaant ho ja chote kam se kam inke iss natak se kuch sacch pata toh chala par beta
uss din waha tere room main kon tha tabhi peche se

Richa:- main thi pita ji mujhe maaf kar dijiye meri wajah se yeh sab hua agar main yaha
inse chori chupe milne na aati toh yeh sab na hota Dad ekdum chup the akhir unki bahu
ke samne kal unho ne kaisi baate ki shayad sharam aa rahi thi

Maa:- chuppi todte hue chalo meri galti ab kon tha kyu tha raat thi din tha jane do bahu
bete ko unka dekhne do meri galati maaf karo aur nashta karo

Dad:- han haa chalo maine ankho ke ishare se Richa ko thanks kaha toh uss ne halki si
smile di jis ne mera dil khush kar diya sab nashta karne lage teen logo ko chod kar abhi
dhayan nahi diya kisi ne mere kapdo par par maa ne mera bag dekha

Maa:- arre Dev tu college ja raha hai

Main:- han maa

Maa:- toh yeh sab yaha kyu bethi hain kya inka school nahi hai

Pari:- bhaiya kya aap sacch main ja rahe ho

Main:- gudiya kya tujhe tayar hua nahi dikh raha hon

Pari:- main didi ko bhi bata kar aati hon woh bhi aapke hi college main hai
Main:- han hai toh hamari sath main kuch extra class lagi thi ab nahi ab main chalta hon
woh aa jayegi

Dad:- beta kya hua uss ne kya kiya jo uss se gussa ho raha hai

Main:- arre main kaha gussa hon bas keh raha hon ki driver chod dega

Maa:- chal thek hai jaa Richa habadati hui hath main liye kuch aati hai

Richa:- rukiye rukiye aapke liye yeh halwa banaya hai kha lejiyega

Main:- kya tum bhi pareshan hoti ho

Richa:- iss main pareshani kya aapke liye toh jaan de du yeh toh bas halwa hai acha hua
maine aapko dress main dekh liya yeh lijiye tiffin maine uske hath se tiffin liya aur bag
main rakh liya woh jane lagi toh maine uski kamar par chutki kaat li

Richa:- ooouch

Maa:- kya hua

C Chachi:- yeh aaj kal ke bache kahi bhi shuru ho jate hain

Main:- kya mujhe mat dekhiye maine kuch nahi kiya Richa sharma kar kitchen main bhag
gayi uske jate hi Sona aa gayi main jane ke liye badha hi tha

Sona:- ruko toh sahi

Main:- ab kya hua

Sona:- maine aapke liye biryaani banayi hai ab isse kisne bataya ki main ohh iss ki mere
mann main jhankne ki aadat nahi gayi

Main:- tum sab toh mujhe jaise office bhej rahi ho

Dad:- le le beta hume toh office ke liye bhi nahi milti tujhe toh abhi college jane ke liye
mil rahi hai maine ek aur tiffin liya yeh dono kahi mujhe school boy na bana de uff do yeh
haal kar rahi hai toh aage na jane kya haal hoga

Main:- jara suno

Sona:- haan

Main:- pehle yeh batao mom dad ko bataya ke nahi

Sona:- han maine Richa didi ke phone se call kar di hai ke main yaha hon
Sona:- chalo ab jao late ho jaoge main waha se sidha apni bike lene gaya aur usse lekar
nikalne hi wala tha ke Rahul ne rok liya

Rahul:- kaha chala Dev

Main:- abe yaha kon hai jo apni acting dikha raha hai woh mere pas aaya aur bike par beth
gaya

Main:- kya hua Rahul

Rahul:- chaliye jara kuch baat hai

Main:- kisi ne aate hue dekha toh nahi na

Rahul:- nahi agar abhi nahi chale toh shayad dekh lee maine bike jungle wale shortcut ki
taraf bhaga di ek pul ke pas jakar maine bike roki aur Rahul bhi utar gaya

Main:- kya hua bol

Rahul:- dono ki wajah se main bhi ghar main bura ban gaya hon

Main:- uss ke kandhe par hath rakhte hue tu ne mere liye jo kiya shayad koi dusra bhai
kare mere kehne par tu un teeno se mila aur sari khabar deta raha par abhi tera kaam
pura nahi hua hai

Rahul:- kyu bhaiya maine toh dekho 3-3 mission bhi pore kiye hain

Main:- mere bhai RAW main ek baar jane wala kabhi wapas nahi loutta

Rahul:- main loutna nahi bas kuch din ghar rehna chahta hon

Main:- chal thek acha yeh bata maine woh jo hathiyaroo wala kaam diya woh kaha tak
pahucha

Rahul:- woh bohat muskil hai aapke bina nahi hoga par apne mujhe chup kar yeh sab kyu
karne ko kaha yaha tak Shikha didi ko bhi yeh nahi pata

Main:- abbe ladkiyo ki jaban bohat jaldi fisal jati hai samjha

Rahul:- bhai ek baat samjh nahi aayi

Main:- ab kya hua

Rahul:- jab aap har chiz main perfect ho phir aise kyu rahte ho jaise koi chote motte insan
ho hamesha problem se ghire hue
Main:- abbe yeh family chiz hi aisi hai par ab mera bulawa aaya hai ab mujhe jana hoga

Rahul:- kaise bulawa bhai

Main:- apni maa ka aur RAW ka bhi

Rahul:- main kuch samjha nahi

Main:- tu abhi bas apni chhutiyo par dhayan de aur han jyada agent giri kisi ko mat dikhana
kyuki ghar ki sari ladkiya pagal kisim ki hain emotinal kar ke sab ugalwa lengi samjha

Rahul:- sahi keh rahe ho par yeh Saloni didi wala matter apne Amit ka matter bana diya
hai

Main:- tujhe sab pata hai aur han jara yaha jakar dekh abhi tak yaha mere sarre card
activate nahi hue

Rahul:- thek hai par kya apne sacch main didi ko chod diya hai

Main:- main nahi janta par agar woh yahi chahti hai toh yahi sahi jara peche hat woh hata
maine hath gol ghumaya aur manoder bana liya

Rahul:- yeh kya hai bhaiya maine woh uske andar chod diya

Main:- yeh manoder hai yeh tere mann ko Sona se bachayega kyuki woh bohat taakatwar
hoti ja rahi hai shield main bhi mere mann ke kuch hisse ko uss ne padh liya hai aur iss ka
ulta jaadu mujhe par hua hai tabhi shayad main kisi ka mann nahi padh pa raha hon

Rahul:- par bhaiya kya aap Shikha didi ko thek nahi kar sakte hamesha gumsum rehti hai

Main:- dekh Rahul main unki madad nahi kar sakta kyuki woh future ki chinta main hai

Rahul:- kuch toh kariye naa

Main:- chal dekhta hon tu pehle mere card activate kara aur han kisi bhi kimat par kaise
bhi unki baato main na aana aur na humare secert batana

Rahul:- thek hai bhai phir sham ko milta hon maine usse bike ki chabi di le ja shaam ko
ghar milna

Rahul:- aap yaha se kaise jaoge

Main:- tu ab uski chinta chod meri shaktiya ab puri tarah apna chuki hai aur kal tere badi
bhabi ki bhi kuch shaktiya mili jara istemal kar ke toh dekhu maine hath opar kiye
Main:- aa madar chod dekh ke udo main itna tez opar aaya ki pata hi nahi chala ek cowe
ki chonch hath main lag gayi

Main:- woo hoo aaj maja aa gaya kya baat hai na koi phankh na kuch aur aise udne ka
maja hi kuch aur hai maine niche ki ore dhayan kiya arre baap re kya speed hai main toh
bach gaya warna dukan ke andar chala jata niche ek bacha mere taraf ungli kar ke mummi
mummi kya woh supar man hai uski mummi bina dekhe usse thapaad mar deti hai nayaak
ho gayi hai yeh duniya agar mujhe aag lagne ko kaha toh yeh hollywood industry jala dun
har roj naye chochale bana dete hain suparman spiderman ironman aur in baacho ko din
main bhi wahi sab dikhta hai bacha rote hue woh dekho hai na mummi main jhat se niche
utara aur uski taraf jane laga uski mummi meri taraf palati aur fir ek tapad bache ko maar
diya ek yeh jise padne wala ladka suparman dikhta hai aur ek woh hai ghar main usse
supar girl dikhti hai aaj main tv hi fod dungi main unke paas pahucha aur apnk jeb se ek
chochalate nikali aur bache ko di aur uski maa se

Main:- yakin ki baat hai bas dhayan dijiyega kahi bhagwan bhi aa kar chale jaye aur pata
na chale yeh bol kar dusre gate se nikla aur surrr kar ke udd gaya aaj koi chinata hai na
kisi ke pyaar ki na takrar ki bas tha toh sukun hawa main udne ka niche dekha abbe teri ki
yeh kon se state main aa gaya hon ohh fooo Delhi se itni jaldi main wapas muda aur school
ki cat par utar kar niche jane laga hi tha ki second floor par jate hi samne Komal khadi mil
gayi mujhe aisa laga jaise hindi serial ki tarah kabhi camera mere opar toh kabhi uske opar
main aage gaya aur usse gale laga liya

Main:- kaha thi tum han kitna dhunda tumhe pata hai ghar par kuch hua hai kya

Komal:- Dev tum dukhi mat ho main jara mousi ke ghar gayi thi unki tabiyat kharab thi
yeh kya maine toh aise fhat fenkhi par yeh toh sacch ho gayi main ruasi awaaj

Main:- pata hai tumhare bina need nahi aati (pyaar main thoda jhut toh chalta hai) Komal
chupp

Main:- bolo naa

Principal:- uuu (gala saaf kane ki acting) maine unki taraf dekha par Komal ko nahi choda
kya karu uska figure hi aisa hai

Principal:- ab kya yahi honey moon hoga Komal ne mujhe dur kar diya aur sar jhuka kar
khadi ho gayi jaise koi galat kaam kar diya ho

Principal:- Komal tumse yeh umid nahi thi

Main:- kya mam aap bhi kaisi baate karti ho itna toh chalta hai

Principal:- acha chodo tumse kya baat karna tum toh bas marpit karwa lo toh woh Komal
hai jiske liye tumne mere bete ko mara tha

Main:- kon

Principal:- roj kitno ko marta hai jo naam yaad nahi hai

Main:- arre mam kya ho gaya uss ne isse cheda hoga toh pit gaya hoga

Princpal:- aur tum jo yaha gul khila rahe ho

Main:- main toh apni mangeter ko chup kara raha tha uske ghar main kuch pareshani thi

Principal:- iske ghar ka tum mujhe mat sikhao samjhe aur iski mangni kab hui maine aaj
tak anghuti toh nahi dekhi

Komal:- sorry mam yeh bas majak kar raha hai

Main:- majak kaisa hath aage kar ke dikha do Komal ne hath aage kar diye

Main:- lo yeh rahi anghuti

Main:- kya tum bhi chalo yaha se ok mam see u soon main Komal ko lekar niche chala
aaya

Komal:- yeh anghuti kaha se aa gayi

Main:- jab gale laga tha tab phena di thi

Komal:- tum sacch main pagal ho kab kya karte ho samjh main nahi aata

Main:- hum samjhne ki chiz nahi hain bas pyaar deni ki hai

Komal:- acha ji ab chalo class main yeh yahi shaadi karoge

Main:- nahi woh toh dhum dhaam se karunga hum dono andar gaye aandar jate hi sabki
nazar hum dono par padi phir uss diamond par jo Komal ki anghuti main tha maine dekha
Akash mouh latkaye shayad padh raha tha main ja kar uske pas beth gaya

Main:- aur yaar kya hal hai woh chup maine usse hilaya abbe itna dhayan se kya padh
raha hai

Akash:- ji jija ji
Main:- what

Akash:- arre sorry tu yaha aaj rasta kaise bhul gaya

Main:- abbe tu pehle yeh bata kaha kho gaya tha

Akash:- kuch nahi yaar aise hi bas main iss life se bor ho gaya hon

Main:- acha mera yaar bor ho gaya waise tujhe life main kya chahiye

Akash:- jyada nahi bas teri jaisi life ho jaye

Main:- abe pagal ho gaya hai kya meri life

Akash:- han kyu kya hua itni sari pyaar karne wali hain yaha saala ek bhi nahi hai

Main:- ek hi ho toh sahi hai bhai pata hai kitno ki dealing karne hoti hai phir bhi sab naraz
hi hoti hain

Akash:- par maja usse main hai na koi ruthe koi khush ho koi lade koi marre

Main:- abbe tujhe itna interest kaha se aaya bhai usne ek file aage ki maine file kholi aur
kholte hi mera photo jiske aage likha tha Dev ek raja jis main mere bare main bohat kuch
likha tha agle page par Devika phir Komal phir Masoom phir Sona

Main:- abbe yeh sab kya kar raha hai

Akash:- maine in chhutiyo main tere opar research ki hai kya life hai teri ekdum mast par
yaar tu jungle main kyu jata hai main nahi samjha

Main:- bas pagal ab yeh sab band kar tere layak koi hogi toh mil jayegi

Akash:- jo pasand aayi woh toh bhav hi nahi deti

Main:- kon hai jo mere bhai ko bhav nahi de rahi

Akash:- woh dekh bethi hai Komal ke pas maine dekha

Main:- wow beautiful

Akash:- abbe kisi ko toh chod

Main:- chup be Komal ko keh raha hon Komal peche hati toh mujhe woh ladki dikhi woh
kuch jyada hi modern lag rahi thi maine usse dhayan se dekha

Main:- bhai yeh toh bhav khayegi uss ne opar se niche tak itna paisa jo kharcha kiya hoga
Akash:- yaar abhi toh nahi jab suit main dekha toh mera toh heart fail ho gaya tha

Main:- bas ruk yeh bata ek kaam karega

Akash:- boring kaam nahi karunga

Main:- nahi yaar mast kaam hai tujhe iss ladki ke ghar par nazar rakhni hai

Akash:- kya iss par kyu bee

Main:- karega yaa nahi yeh bata

Akash:- kyu nahi maja aayega yaar kab se karu

Main:- abhi se par yeh pata laga yeh class main koi teacher kyu nahi hai

Akash:- abbe tujhe pata nahi yeh class Meera mam ki hai

Main:- toh kya hua bee Akash mera face chu kar tujhe sacch main nahi pata

Main:- mujhe kaise pata hoga

Akash:- gaali mat dena

Main:- teri aisi ki taisi ab bata na

Akash:- abbe she is dead

Main:- whatt main itna tez bola ki sab mujhe dekhne lage Komal ne ishare main puccha
kya hua main hath dikha kar kuch nahi

Akash:- kya hua bee tu thek hai

Main:- abbe yeh sab kaise hua

Akash:- pata nahi ek raat koi unko aur unke pore pariwar ko maar gaya

Main:- yaar yeh kab hua

Akash:- do din pehle ab Police lagi jaye tahkikat main

Main:- chal thek hai waise abhi college main kya chal raha hai

Akash:- kuch khaas nahi yaar meri toh back ke paper hain tu toh topper hai tujhe kya
chinta
Main:- (mann main) chalo K Dev ne yaha toh naam nahi giryaa tabhi koi sir aa gaye phir
claas shuru hui phir issi tarah class hoti rahi break hua maine Komal Akash ne tiffin khaya
jo main laya tha dono ne bohat taarif ki Akash toh apni behan ki taarif main thak hi nahi
raha tha phir ek do aur class hui aur chutti ho gayi main Komal ke sath college se bahar
nikla hum dono paidal chal rahe the

Komal:- waise ab toh roj aaoge na

Main:- kyu ab bhi tumhe dar hai kya

Komal:- nahi aisaa Devv woh chillate hue apni ankhe band kar leti hai tabhi dur se aag ka
gola humare pas aaya aur mere pairo main gir gaya par yeh koi gola nahi tha yeh toh koi
ladki thi jo chamak rahi thi waha aas paas log jama ho gaye main niche beth gaya aur usse
chune ke liye hath aage badhya

Komal:- nahi Dev nahi mat chuoo usse

Main:- aram se tum yaha se dur jao

Komal:- nahi tum uss se dur hatoo woh ladki aag ki tarah jalne lagi log hangama machane
lage bhago bhago bomb human bomb uss bhag daud main ek bacha gir gaya aur uske sar
par laat lagi aur woh behosh ho gaya

Main:- chillaya sab wahi ruk jao main itne tez chillaya ki sab dar ke marre ruk gye

Main:- mam aap apni bachi ko uthao aur koi nahi bhagega tabhi

Ladka:- chilla kar arre yeh toh DGP hai jo shayad bohat pehle bane the

Main:- han aap log shaant ho jaye aur kisi ko chot na pahuchaye woh aurat apni bache ko
goad main le ke rone lagi

Main:- Komal se please jaan tum jao main sab sambhal lunga tabhi Akash peche se aaya

Main:- yaar please iss le kar jaa

Komal:- koi jarurat nahi main jati hon par agar tumhe kuch hua toh dekh lena woh chali
gayi maine aage badh kar uss ladki ko chua jo aur tez jalne lagi log aur dar gaye

Log:- bhago yaha se yeh hume marwa dega maine uski taraf dekha

Ek bachi apni maa ki ungli hilate hue mummi mummi woh dekho woh aag main hath daal
rahe hai aur unki ankhe sab yeh sunte hi chup chaap dekhne lage kash mera mann iss
samaye sahi kaam kar raha hota toh sab kuch slow kar deta par nahi ho sakta main ekdum
peche ho kar hath aage kiya aur river shield banne laga logo ki ankhe fat gayi Komal ka
mouh khul gaya shield main woh ladki pack ho gayi maine usse uthana sahi nahi samjha
kahi usse utha diya toh kahi kuch galat na ho jaye maine bhi pehle socha tha ke lekar hawa
ki tarah udd jaon par agar kuch galat hota toh yaha ke log aur Komal khatre main aa jati
main shield ke anadar aaya ab hume koi nahi dekh sakta tha maine uss ladki ko palta

Main:- Aditi nahi yeh kya hua Aditi utho Aditi halki se ankhe kholte hue

Aditi:- aap aa gaye

Main:- kya hua yeh sab

Aditi:- pata nahi main toh bas udd rahi thi maine uss ke hath ko pakda aur aag ko control
karne laga par woh phir badh gayi maine usse goad main uthaya aur ud gaya mere nikalte
hi shield blast ho gayi par yeh chota sa dhamaka tha main tezi se udd raha tha kuch hi
time main prithvi ko par kar liya main puri koshish karne laga tez jane ki aur ghus gaya ek
grah main jaha zindagi ka koi naamo nisam nah tha main ussko lekar pani main utar gaya
thodi der ruka toh uski body ki aag kam hui par jyada asar nahi ho raha tha main ussko
bahar lekar aaya

Aditi:- apni body ko malte hue bohat jalan ho rahi mera dil ohh maaa

Main:- lag rara hai ke aag tumhare dil tak pahuch rahi hai maine uska face pakda aur mouh
se apne sarir main aag khichne lagi

Aditi:- muuu yeh pagal hai yaha marne ja rahi isse smooch ki padi hai maine usse choda
aur apne mouh se aag chodne laga usne mujhe fir pakad liya mere honto ko jakad liya aur
aag ko mere mouh bhejne lagi maine fir usse choda aur aag ko bahar chod diya iss baar
itne jyada thi ki pura jungle khaak ho gaya kayi kilometers tak ab uski body ki aag khatam
ho gayi par jo halki si ankho main thi maa kasam ekdum apsara se sunder lag rahi thi

Aditi:- aise kya dekh rahe hai

Main:- kuch nahi yeh sab kya tha

Aditi:- main kya karu aap mere sath rehte hi nahi aapko pata hai mere shaktiya bas aap
control kar sakte ho

Main:- siii chup raho mera mind beep mat karo

Aditi:- kya karu main aise hi hon main usse pakad kar ghar ki taraf udd gaya udate hue
woh baar baar meee gaal par apni ungli fhira rahi thi
Main:- maanoge nahi abhi beard nahi hai

Aditi:- kyu mujhe acha lag raha hai

Main:- bachi ho kya

Aditi:- aage dekh kar udiye kahi koi grah na uda do usse lekar main apni rajya pahucha
socha ghar le jana thek nahi mujhe dekh kar Bb mere paas aa gaya

BB:- aap yaha samraat

Main:- han suno agani samagam karo aur iss ka dhayan rakhna smajha jaan hai meri

Aditi:- haan jaan hon mere rakashk hai yeh

BB:- haan kyu nahi apni jaan se jyada khyaal rakhunga

Main:- aisa kar iss ke ghar se kuch logo ko bula

BB:- thek hai ho jayega par aganisamagam ke akhir pahar main aapka hona jaruri hai

Main:- thek hai tu sambhal main aa jaonga aur haan dhayan se ab sainako ko check kar
kahi koi bahar ka na ho aur pas ke Rajipur ke raaja se bach kar rehna yaha par yahi ek
gande dimag ka hai

Aditi:- aap kab aaoge maine teen saal Pari ban kar gujare hai aaur apne bataya bhi nahi
ab kaisi hai woh

Main:- arre aaunga jaldi aur Pari thek hai par tumhari baate jaise kisi bache wali ho gayi
hai

Aditi:- bache wali nahi sexy wali Bb hans pada main bhi hasta hua haan han ha wahi ye
bol kar main wapas udd gaya aur jaha Komal ko choda tha waha phaucha par waha toh
media ka jhamghat lag gaya tha sab Komal se sawal kar rahe the

Reporter:- kya aapka boyfriend ek suparhero hai

Komal:- mujhe nahi pata

Repoter:- aapka boy friend suparhero nahi toh kya woh koi mutant hai

Komal:- mujhe nahi pata

Reporter:- kya woh mar chuka hai yeh zinda hai Komal rone lagti hai tabhi peche se Sam
uske camera par ghussa marta hai
Sam:- bhago yaha se

Reporter:- humpar hath utane ki saja milegi tabhi ek camera man woh dekho opar woh
raha woh zinda hai main sabke dekhne se pehle hi waha se chala gaya

Sab:- kaha hai

Camera man:- maine record kiya hai dekho usne apne van main ja kar projecter par chala
diya

Ladki 1:- yeh toh supar speeder hai

Ladka 1:- dekha ek pal main ghayab ho gaya yeh windman hai

Sam:- Komal yaha tab se kya kar rahi hai ghar chal

Akash:- main kab se keh raha hon ki woh thek hoga

Sam:- uss pagal ko yaha yeh sab khule main karne ki kya jarurart hai chalo car main betho
tu bhi Akash jaldi beth jaise hi wo car main bethe ek repoter unki khidki par aaya aur bola
kya tumhara bf bhagoda supar hero hai tabhi peche se Rajvir ne uske pichwade par
danada mara

Rajvir:- picch hat kaha na sunayi nahi deta

Reporter:- pichawada sehlata hua yeh aap acha nahi kar rahe

Rajivir:- pehle yeh camera band kar warna yeh fibre ka lath kaha kaha chapega bataunga
nahi paaacc (paan thukata hua) o Mangal area seal kar yeh

Mangal:- sir kon se area

Rajivir:- ek se ek bhare pade hai abbe apni maa ki mangni main aaya hai kya jaha blast hua
hai woh area seal kar

Mangal:- aee Tawade jara peti laa re pilli wali

Tawade:- kon si bahu woh toh main bhul gaya

Mangal:- abbe toha yaha kya apni biwi ki shaadi bandega

Tawade:- arre yaad aaya maine picchli baar jeep ke pichle seat ke niche rakha hai

Rajvir:- abbe ghar ki aurto ghar ke saaman ka haal chaal ho gaya ho toh kam karo aur woh
aeee hat kaha ghusi chali ja rahi hai
Ladki:- sir main Munni Singh hon news 1 se

Rajvir:- Munni ho yaa Sila andar mat jao kahi badnaam ho gayi toh saala woh DGP hamari
gaand par laat marega

Munni:- sir kya aapko manners nahi hai how to behave a women

Rajvir:- hai toh bohat jyada tabhi toh aap ki tarh chaddiyo main nahi ghum rahe hai

Mummi:- its not chaddi understand

Rajvir:- chalo peche main yaha dressing nahi check karna and for your kind info we are all
not fully educated but some have better education then you aage kisi Munni ka iss Munni
se koi sarokar nahi hoga kiripaya iss main complicated na ho

Udhar car kisi kachue ki tarah chal rahi thi

Akash:- abe kya gaadi kharab hai

Sam:- abbe driver ke bache

Komal:- u ho bhaiya

Sam:- ussko gale lagta hua abbe chala be tez aur meri behan rote nahi chal chup ho jaa

Komal:- bhaiaya woh Dev

Sam:- woh thek hai yeh media wale pagal hain iss Dev ke bache ko chodunga nahi saala
nahi tha tab bhi yeh roti thi hai toh bhi yeh roti hai

Akash:- arre yaar Komal ab bas bhi kar naa

Komal:- tu chup ho maine kaha tha usse akela nahi chodna chahti tu pata nahi kaha se aa
gaya

Akash:- abe maine kya kiya

Sam:- ab tu in dono ke bich main kyu padta hai

Akash:- huu waise tabhi car ruki

Sam:- abee kya hua

Driver:- sir aage koi hai teeno aage dekhne lage Komal Sam ko chod ke jhatke se bahar
nikal jati hai aur bhagti hui aa kar mere gale lag gayi Akash bahar jane ko hua Sam ne usse
pakad liya
Sam:- driver chalo niklo woh kuch nahi kahega driver ne gaadi aage badha di

Komal:- kaha chale gaye tha main kitna dar gayi thi

Main:- arre yuh na dara karo hum par bas vishwass kiya karo

Komal:- acha vishwas nah hota toh kya itne saalo intezar karti aur mujhe kas ke hug karti
hai aur kehti hai bas tum mere pas raha karo

Main:- acha thek hai ab roj milunga baat karlena baki abhi raat ho gayi hai ghar chalo
warna meri saas ka phone aa jayega

Komal:- marungi bohat mummi ji bola karo

Main:- acha ab chale

Komal:- arre bhaiya kaha gaye

Udhar mere raajya main

Sena pati:- mahraj Rajipur ke raja ne humarre 500 sainako ko mar ke das kos ki jamin par
kabja kar liya hai

BB:- kya aur tum sab kya hatho main chudiya phen ke bethe the kutto pata hai samraat ki
ek pag jamin kitni kimaati hai 500 ka ghum toh hai par uss se jyada ghum iss baat ka hai
woh apni jaan dekar bhi baçha nahi paye kuch

Sena pati:- Maharaj unke pas achi shaktiyo ka bhandar hai

BB:- murkh hai kya aaj tak kiya jab humne galat kaam kiye humare paas achi shaktiya thi

Sena pati:- nahi Maharaj

BB:- jung shaktiyo ki nahi tumhare vishwas se hogi agar tumhara vishwas hai kaali shakti
main tum jitoge aur ab toh hum ache kaam kar rahe hain kya tumhe kisi baat ki kami hai

Sena pati:- nahi Maharaj

BB:- acha woh vedant pur main bimari fali thi uska kya hua

Sena pati:- Maharaj waha seena sari samgari lekar pahuch chuki hai Aditi yeh sab sun rahi
thi uss ne hath se ek chitti banayi aur phunk maar di

Idhar
Jab main Komal ke ghar pahucha toh uski mummi usse lekar bohat pareshan thi kyu ke
uss ne tv main dekha tha unho ne ne mujhe ghar jane nahi diya ab unhe kaisi mana kar
sakta tha so guest room main rukna pada Sam ka gussa saant hi nahi ho raha tha warna
uske sath raat kat jati par nasib se jyada kisi ko nahi mila yeh main jaan hi gaya tha subah
utha toh Komal wahi bethi mujhe nihar rahi thi

Main:- aww haaa arre tum yaha kya kar rahi ho

Komal:- Mr yeh mera hi ghar hai tumhare liye coffee layi thi par tum sote hui cute lag rahe
the toh jaga nahi payi

Main:- main aur cute

Komal:- mere gaal khich kar haaa ab yeh dress pehan lo aaj hume kahi jana hai

Main:- arre baba mujhe ghar jana waha bohat kaam hain

Komal:- thek hai jao main tumhari kya lagti hon

Main:- arre baba thek hai chalta hon ab yeh gira hua mouh hatao aur hans do tabhi aunty
ki awaaj aayi

Komal:- aayi maa waise iss black drees main ekdum sexy lagoge hi he woh haste hue bhag
gayi maine coffe pi aur naha dhokar dress pehni Shikha didi mere maathe par bandage
lagani lagi aur mera mouh hatho se band kar diya

Shikha:- kyu killer lady yaha kya jagrate main aaya hai baate kar raha hai dhaaye dhaaye

Main:- tum dono yaha se jao main dekh lunga

Shikha:- let's do it in a ladies way

Main:- pagal ho kya janti ho Jagpreet usse samjhao isse yaha se le jao

Jagpreet:- today she is my leader not u sir

Sarlena:- kya hua Joker family planning kar raha hai kya

Main:- iski maa ki dhaaye dhaayeee paccc paccc do aadmiyoo ki khopdi water melon ki
tarah fat gayi

Sarlena:- chillati hui fire karti hai jokeerrrrr maine hath aage kar liya aur woh goli mere
hath main lagi gaccc kar ke

Shikha:- Deevvv
Main:- sshiii kya karti ho kuch nahi hua tum dono jati kyu nahi main sab sambhal lunga
warna tum dono ko sambhalne ke chakar main kuch nahi hoga

Shikha:- mere hath pakad ke yeh kyu kiya hum cover main the na

Main:- kya chahti ho haa

Shikha:- hume Joker wapas chahiye aur koi nahi

Main:- sacch main Joker kaha

Jagpreet:- haan sir kuch khatar nak dekhe bohat din ho gaye hain woh aage kuch bolati
uss se pehle awaaj aayi tapp thapp maine apni gun ko chod diya mere ankhe blue ho gayi
aur mere face par Joker mask toh nahi aaya par main hi Joker ban gaya meri ankhe aur
mere baal green ho gaye

Jagpreet:- wow sexy Joker Shikha mouh khol ke dekh rahi thi jaise abhi mujhe khaa jayegi

Sarlena:- what the fuck is that how my bullet not hurting those bitches Jagpreet apne
bicep main se bullet niklate hue

Jagpreet:- sir hamari chinta mat kariye aapka khon ab asar karne laga

Main:- maine tumhe kab diya

Shikha:- panch pahante hue jyada ladkiyo ke chakkar main rahoge toh sab bhul jaoge ab
inhe khatam kare hum yaha bas tumhe dekhne nahi aaye hain hum bhi gusa nikalne aaye
hain tabhi do bullet mere gaal main ghus gayi

Main:- aa tu teen teenn karke do goli mere mouh se bahar nikal kar jamin par gir gayi

Main:- iski maa ki aur bhagta hua kuda mujh par goli ki bauchaar hui par main uss adami
par kuda jisne mere gaalo par goli mari aur uski hatheli main talwaar ghusaa di

Adami:- aa madarr choddd meri kamar main goli ka chahta ban gaya maine hath failye aur
dono kandhe ko press kiya aur sari goliya meri pith aur shoulder se nikal gayi maine uske
seene main talwar ghusaa di

Adami:- graaarr aaaa bachaoo koi koi bacho madam

Main:- gaali deta hai kutte main uske seene main talwar ghumane laga woh tadapata hua
behosh ho gaya Sarlena ek aur bullet chalti usse se pehle Jagpreet ne phiche se uss ke
baal pakde aur uski kamar main ghutna maar diya Sarleena hawa main uth gayi aur phir
dhadam se pichwade ke baal niche giri
Sarlena:- you bitch chod mere baal tabhi ek aadmi ne Jagpreet par goli marne ko aim kiya
hi tha ki Shikha ne ek panch phena hua ghusaa usse itni zor se mara ki uske daant toot
gaye aur khon se saane mouh se bahar aa gaye maine unhe hawa main pakda aur ek
aadmi ki ki ankhe main aim karke choda woh daant sedhe uske aankh main ghus gaye aur
uski ankhe phut gayi woh chillata hua idhar udhar bhagne laga aur mere tarf aaya Baki jo
do teen bache the unki gaand aur dimag sab fat gaya tha unke hath ki guns kaanp rahi thi
ke hum toh ek aadmi ko marne aaye the yeh toh haiwan hai woh aadmi jaise hi meri taraf
aaya Shikha bhagti hui aayi aur apna punch side ke do bande ke mouh par maara aur mera
hath pakad kar peche kar diya maine peche dekha toh uss aank phute adami ke maath
main meri talwaar gusi thi

Udhar Sarlena ek baar ghumi aur Jagpreet ki thodi par ghussa mar diya Jagpreet uss ke
baal nochti hui peche se sesse se niche gir gayi woh jamin se 4 feet opar ruk gayi

Jagpreet:- uff baach gayi tabhi ussko apni kamar par hatho ka movement feel hua uss ne
opar dekha

Main:- tum thek ho na Jagpreet ne khud ko dhayan se dekha woh meri goad main thi
maine usse niche utara Jagpreet saans leti hui thumb dikhati hai fine maine opar dekha
toh Sarlena bhi ussi khidaki se niche gir rahi thi yeh jarur Shikha ka kaam hai ohh sorry
Shikha didi main Sarlena ki taraf udd gaya aur uska hath pakad kar aasmaan main millo
opar aa gaya Sarlena aankhe band kiye chilla rahi thi main ruk gaya aur usse kas ke pakad
kar samne khada kar ke chanta jad diya

Main:- chup par kuch nahi hua mari nahi saali kitna chikhti hai

Sarlena:- mujhe chod kutte

Main:- chod diya toh kutiya banne ke layak toh chod bacch bhi nahi paayaegi Sarleena
niche dekh kar mere se chipak gayi ek toh saala jab se main yeh bhediya bana hon body
temprature itna high rehta hai ki agar mere sharrer se kisi ladki ki body takra jaye toh
saala mann karta hai uffff chodo na Sarlena mujhe na degi na mera mann hai waise hi kam
nahi mere paas par iski chuchiya saali jaaise pathar se bani hai seene main chubh rahi thi
maine usse khich ke alag kiya

Main:- kyu marna chahti hai mujhe Sarlena mera bonner dekhte hue jo saala aaj mujhe
laga jaise ghutna chu dega par real main kam hi hoga
Sarlena:- kya tum mardo ko hamesha hawas saawar rehti hai

Main:- uske baal paka kar tujh jaisi kutiya nahi chahiye samjhi bata kyu marne chahti hai
mujhe

Sarlena:- kyuki tu ne mujhe hara kar mera naam miti main mila diya tha

Main:- toh kya mujhe marr ke wapas uth jayega

Sarlena:- han ho jayega

Main:- haram khor kahi ki agar abhi chod diya na toh tu abhi mar jayegi

Sarlena:- toh ab tak kyu pakda hai

Main:- kyuki main tujhe mokka dena chahta hon

Sarlena:- haha han no no u don't do that because u wana fuck me

Main:- what no I don't want to fuck you bitch

Sarlena:- ohh come on you sexy Joker give me your cock inside my tight pussy

Main:- stop it u mother fucker

Sarlena:- if u never die then fuck me till I would die in pain of your big cock saala yeh bitch
meri body ki heat itni badha rahi thi kahi main wapas bhediya na ban ja kyuki meri insani
body itni garmi nahi sah sakti thi maine usse khud se chipka liya mera penis sedha uski
pussy se chipak gaya main udd kar uss hotel ki back yard main pahucha jo tuta futa tha
maine usse niicche jamin par fenkh kar uske haat pair baandh diya

Sarlena:- uuu aa h shiii please Joker fuck me fuck me harder maine uska mouh bhi band
kar diya

Main:- fuck you and your moaning bitch let prey your mother fucker to fuck you if hi free
u from my magical ropes yeh bol kar main waha se nikla aur wapas marriage hall main aa
gaya jaha Komal khahi pareshani main hatho ko mal rahi thi main iss ke pas ja kar uske
kandhe par hath rakha

Main:- kya hua Komal uski ankho main aansu aa gaye

Main:- aaee kya hua aur uss ka hath pakad liya

Komal:- kya ho gaya hai tumhe itna jyada garam kyu ho

Main:- kuch nahi bas powers se ho jata hai par yeh sab mujhe ghurana kab band karenge
tabhi ek ladki aayi aur Komal se hath milati hui congrats yaar kya milwayegi nahi apne
supar hero bf se

Komal:- yeh hai Dev Rajput aur Dev yeh hai Nandani meri mausi ki choti ladki usne meri
taraf hath aage kiya par main hath jod kar namaste

Nandani:- kya ab apko chune ka mokka nahi milega kya

Main:- wo main

Komal:- arre Nandani woh jab yeh kabhi jyada powers use kar lete hai toh inki body
heatup ho jati hai toh tu jal na jaye iss liye hath nai milaya

Nandani:- (mann main) ohh jab sharir itna garam hai toh baki sab ees Komal ko pata nahi
kaha se mil gaya meri toh life ban jati isse pakar woh mera mann padne start ho gaya par
yeh saali pagal hai isse bhi chain nahi hai

Nandani:- waise aap kya lenge

Main:- filhal toh kuch thanda mil jaye Nandani ne waiter ko ishara kiya woh lekar aa gaya

Nandani:- glass utha kar yeh lijiye Komal ne glass pakad kar rakh diya aur waiter ko waha
se bhej diya

Nandani:- yeh kya kiya

Komal:- lagta hai tera dimag sathiya gaya hai woh nashe wali koi chiz nahi pite

Nandani:- acha ek selfie toh mil jayegi naa

Main:- sure kyu nahi aur selfie le kar chali gayi

Komal:- maaf karna thodi jyada hi modern hai paise ka bhut sawar hai iss par

Main:- koi nahi tabhi samne se Jagpreet aur Shikha didi saj dhaj kar aati dikhi

Maa:- Dev Dev

Main:- baat karta hon maaa baad main wo dono mere pas aa gayi Komal un se gale mili

Shikha:- aur kaisi hai tu

Komal:- ekdum badhiya

Shikha:- acha yeh tang toh nahi karta

Komal:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai

Jagpreet:- acha jab tang nahi karte toh yeh baat toh gambhir hai

Main:- acha woh sab clear hua naa

Shikha:- han sab

Komal:- ander chaliye aur tum bhaiya se baat karo Sam mere paas hi aa raha tha aur woh
chali gayi

Sam:- aur kya ho raha hai

Main:- kuch nahi tu bata aaj kal kya kar raha hai

Sam:- main kya karunga apni life simple teri tarah gandu nahi kabhi yaha kabhi waha

Main:- dheere bhai log

Sam:- aur jinhe bahar khada kar ke aaya

Main:- abbe bhul gaya

Sam:- han jaise dosto ko bhul gaya hai

Main:- yaar chal teri bhi narazi dur kar dunga chal jara bahar hum jaise hi bahar nikle toh
ankhe flash se chondiya gayi

Sam:- kya hai yeh

Main:- wow kya bhid hai

Sam:- acha tu ne kaha tha in sab se kaise be milega

Main:- mike milega kya ek reporter ne mike aage kar diya

Main:- hi kaise hain aap log

Log:- bohat ache

Main:- arre aap sbko dhup lag rahi hai maine hath opar kiya aur aage kar diya waha sabke
opar kaale badal aa gaye

Log:- shor macchne lage woohooo hooo

Main:- sab se milne ka wada kiya tha toh sab apna smart phone nikal lein aur apne pas ek
aadmi ki jagah bana lein log jo jaise pehle se tayar the maine apna ek full photo liya aur
phone ko shake kiya sabke phone main se mere duplicate nikalne lage

Main:- mil lijiye jitani baat karni hai kar lein 10 min hai aapke pas phir maine 10- 20 ko
auto graph diya aur waha se jane laga kyu ke mujhe Masoom ke ghar jana tha maine
Komal ko phone kar ke bata diya jane se pehle main Sarlena ke pas wapas gya

Main:- kyu sari aag khatam hui ki nahi aur usse khol diya

Sarlena:- tum bohat jalim insan ho

Main:- kyu tere sath jaimpana toh nahi kiya naa

Sarlena:- kya ho jayega agar ek baar mere sath soo jaoge

Main:- main aur tere sath chal hat woh mere pas aa kar khadi ho gayi

Sarlena:- kyuki iss main dum nahi hai kya uss ne mera penis pakad kar daba diya maine
uska hath hataya

Main:- jyada mere paas mat aa warna yeh dekh rahi hai maine usse khanjar dikhate hue
kaha yeh magical hai jo mere yaad karne par aata hai) usne ekdum se mujhe kiss karna
shuru kar diya main bhi khud ko rok nahi paa raha tha main bhi usse pakad kar kiss karni
laga uss ne mera chaku wala hath pakad liya par main kiss main laga raha

Sarlena:- aa woh girne lagi maine usse kamar se pakad liya ohh shit pagal ne yeh kya kiya
uss ne mera khanjar wala hath pakad kar woh khanjar apne dil main ghusa liya

Main:- kyu kiya aisa

Sarlena:- taa ke yeh jaleel zindagi na jini pade

Main:- tum itne kamzor kaise ho gayi aur usse niche lita diya

Sarlena:- woh jo tujhe seduce kiya maine nahi kiya main toh kudh nahi samjh payi ke yeh
kaise hua mere hath apne aap chal gaye yeh bolte bolte woh mar gayi aur main kar bhi
kya sakta tha par yeh khon mere sar lag gaya jo main shayad baad main kar deta par abhi
toh nahi maine ankhe band ki aur ek pilli roshni apne shaarir se nikali ek jagah mujhe kala
se dikha main uske pas gaya

Main:- Devika yeh kyu kiya mujhe kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari behan zinda ho gayi hai
Mohani na jane ab kya kya karwayegi iss se pehle aur kuch karaye maine apne opar ek
shield bana di jis se 5 din bach jaonga par mujhe uss se bachne ke liye badi controling
power chahiye maine Sarlena ki body ko uske ghar ke pas gira diya aur waha se ghar
pahucha waha sab apne kaamo main lage the aur chacha baat kaat rahe the Govind ji
(Masoom ke dad) maine jakar unke pair chue tabhi mere nazar opar gayi woh mujhe dekh
kar andar chali gayi

Govind:- aur kya haal hai beta

Main:- aapki dhua se sab thek hai

Govind:- jao Masoom se mil lo par aram se bohat ghusaa hai

Main:- ji main sambhal lunga

Govind:- han tum hi sambhal sakte ho mere bas ka ab raha nahi main unhe chacha ke pas
chod kar apne room main aaya jaha woh mere takiye ko pakad ke bethi thi

Masoom:- niche dekhte hue bas wahi ruk jao mere pas mat aana

Main:- baby

Masoom:- takya fhenki hui mar gayi tumhari baby

Main:- arre nahi woh mere dil main hai aur abhi toh mere samne hi hai aur mujhse gussa
hai

Massom:- gussa

Main:- sorry bohat jyada gussa aur thoda aage badha arre ab gusaa thuk do

Masoom:- huuu

Main:- arre baby galti ho gayi dekho kaan pakadta hon ab kabhi nahi hoga

Masoom:- tumne pehle bhi yahi kaha aur Richa didi mere se pehle yaha hai Sona bhi par
main khud aayi hon yaha

Main:- arre pagal tumhe pata hai main toh tumhare ghar apni baraat lekar aa raha tha

Masoom:- mere gale lag kar sacch keh rahe ho yaa manane ke liye par mujhe uski jarurat
nahi hai

Main:- kya matlab

Masoom:- tum kal se itne famous ho gaye ho toh ab hum itna jyada show nahi kar sakte
hain

Main:- sach main tumhe pakar main toh ekdum dhanye ho gaya hon

Masoom:- bas tumse aur dur nahi rehna

Main:- acha chalo phir aaj hi court marriage karte hain

Masoom:- haye bhagwan tum kab sudharoge

Main:- kya hua baby

Masoom:- kya yahi sikhaoge apne bacho ko ke sunday main goverment ke sarre kaam hoti
hain

Main:- ohh sorry baby kal kar lenge

Masoom:- mujhse jyada toh tum uttawale ho rahe ho

Main:- han kyu nahi apne bacccho ko sikhane ke liye bache paida karna bhi jaruri hai naa

Masoom:- ruko abhi batati hon aur mere kaan pakad kar khichne lagi

Main:- aa bas bhi karo apne bacho ke papa ko itna mat satao

Masoom:- kaan chodte hue acha ruko coffee bana kar laati hon woh Rahul ek packet dekar
gaya hai mera mann toh tha nahi par uske pyaar se kehne par kaise mana kar deta

Main:- acha par apne honto se mithi karke laana

Masoom:- dhat betho main aati hon main jakar uss packet ko kholne laga jis main mere
activated RAW security card the aur mere kuch important papers the main wo padh hi
raha tha ke Saloni didi mere room main aa gayi aur gate band kar diya Massom bhagati
hui niche gayi

Govind:- arram se beta kaha ja rahi hai

Masoom:- woh Dev ke liye coffee

Govind:- ja jaa bana

Chacha:- chaloo bacho main sulah ho gayi

Udhar Location: Hospital

Woh Dr jisne Dev ke khon ka sample dhoke se chura liya woh microscope main kuch dekh
rahi thi uske baad woh ek injection tayar karti hai jis main mera blood sample tha Deepika
wo injection ko khud ko lagne chahti hai

Deepika:- kya main sahi kar rahi hon par main iss virus se nahi mar sakti mujhe jina hai
khud ke liye apni mom aur dad ke liye mujhe maaf karna bhale insan woh injection laga
kar kursi par beth gayi uski ankho band ho gayi

Udhar mere ghar par

Main:- arre didi aap yaha koi kaam tha gate khol do Masoom aati hogi coffee logi toh opar
se bol do le aayegi Saloni didi mujhe ghur rahi thi main papers padh raha tha

Main:- arre kya hua acha ruko main hi karta hon main gaya aur gate khol kar wapas beth
kar papers padne laga woh abhi bhi khadi thi

Main:- arre kya pairo main dard karwaogi betho yaha woh chup chaap aakar mere pas
beth gayi

Main:- arre yeh saali company check karni hogi paise sahi nahi aa raha hai unho ne mere
kandhe par hath rakha maine unki taraf dekha arre aap bhi na roti kyu ho ab toh sab thek
ho gaya hai maine uss ke aansu pocche aur peche mud kar apne aate hue aansu ko pocch
liya

Main:- are maine paper yahi toh rakha tha (wapas muda) yeh raha

Saloni:- Deevvv unki aawaaj main tartarahat thi aur awaaj bethi hui thi

Main:- kya hua aapko gala kyu betha hai

Saloni:- uuh kuch nahi hua uu ek minute tabhi Masoom andar aati hai

Masoom:- arre Saloni tu yaha yeh lo tumari coffee maine coffee li aur Saloni didi ke hatho
main pakda di

Main:- ek aur bana dogi

Masoom:- arre kya hua Saloni tum roo kyu rahi hai

Saloni:- kuch nahi

Masoom:- ungli dikhati hui hey mr tumne kya kiya han

Main:- maine kuch nahi kiya

Masoom Saloni didi ke pas beth gayi uske bethte hi Saloni didi uske gale lag gayi aur rone
lagi maine jaldi se uss ke hath se cup le liya

Saloni:- Masoom u huuuh Masoom

Massoom:- Saloni didi ki pith sahlate hue na na bas bas main uth kar gate ki ore chal pada

Masoom:- kaha chale chup chaap gate band karke yaha aaoo

Main:- ji mohtarma aaya aur gate band karke wapas beth gaya

Masoom:- ab bol bhi kya hua hai inki khabar leti hon

Saloni:- yeh yeh mujhse baat nahi kar raha

Main:- oyeee yeh toh paagal ho gayi main toh kabse baat kar raha yeh hi kuch na boli

Masoom:- saharam nahi aati apni badi behan ko rulate ho itna pyaar karne wali kaha
milegi

Main:- kya pyaar karne wali

Masoom:- han itne paayar karne wali behan kaha milegi ke baat na karne par ro ro kar
gala bitha liya hai

Main:- huuuh toh kya karu

Masoom:- how selfish han Dev aisa bhi koi karta hai

Main:- chaloo chodo waise coffee mast hai thanks

Masoom:- how rude Dev pagala toh nahi ho gaye

Main:- tum iski jyada tarfdaari mat karo apna kaam karo

Masoom:- ab respect bhi nahi bachi akhir aisa kya hua

Main:- arre baby pagal ho gayi ho pata nahi kya kya sochne lagti ho yeh aise hi arre main
bas thoda se naraj hon bas aur dekho maa bula rahi hai

Masoom:- mere kaan sahi hai koi nahi bula raha tu ruk jara mujhe Richa didi ne bulaya
tha main aati tab tak tum isse chup karao

Main:- main kya karu rone wale rote rahe Saloni didi aur tez rone lagi
Masoom:- tumhe meri kasam iski har khwasih puri kar do maine Masoom ko thappad jad
diya

Main:- pagal kahi ki kasam ko majak samjha hai kya tu janti hai yeh kya chahti hai

Masoom:- tum nahi jante kya

Main:- please yeh kasam wapas le lo

Masoom:- kasam wapas nahi li ja sakti

Main:- han toh suno yeh mujh se pyaar karti hai

Masoom:- aur tum

Main:- karta hon par main ghur kar Masoom ko dekhta hon uss ne yeh kya bola

Masoom:- han bolo kya hua

Main:- tumne kya kaha abhi

Masoom:- jab main tumhe itne anjjan logo ke sath baat sakti hon toh apni sab se pyaari
dost ke sath kyu nahi mera aur Saloni didi ka mouh khula reh gaya isse kaise pata yeh sab

Masoom:- ek dost ke dil ki halat ek dost samjhti hai aur tumhare pyaar ka pagal pan kya
hota hai yeh bhi main janti hon

Main:- thek hai toh kar lo apni sautan se mulakat yeh bol kar main niche aa kar table par
beth gaya

C Chacha:- arre beta woh diwali ka kya hua sabko bulaya hai na maine khud ko normal
kiya haan chacha ji sab aaye ge aur mere dost bhi

Govind:- aap log kahe toh iski mama aur baki sab

C Chacha:- arre aap bhi puchate kya hain huamare gaon ki hawali itne badi hai ki pura
gaon uss main aram se aa jaye

Main:- agar na bhi hue toh main intezam kar dunga tabhi Richa kitchen se jhank kar mujhe
andar aane ka ishara karti hai main hasta hua andar chala gaya

Main:- kay baat hai kya hua

Richa:- mujhe yeh chahiye

Main:- arre khadi ke patte kya karoge itni toh hai

Richa:- ye bas do patte hain laa rahe ho yaa nahi aur han na jaadu na nukar aap jao lene

Main:- abhi se doudna shuru kar diya na jaane mera kya hoga aage

Kirti:- kya bhiya natak mat kariye dad ki tarah jaayiye lekar aayiye

Main:- acha paas ke jungle main milega kya

Richa:- waha kyu bajar jane main kya hua

Main:- main ab itni dur nahi ja raha

Richa:- mummi ji

Main:- arre baba ruko na ja raha hon maa ko mat bulaoo main dekha maa aa rahi hai main
kitchen ki khidaki se bhag gaya Richa Kirti ka hans has ke bura haal ho gya main bahar
nikal kar paidal hi jungle ki taraf chal pada saali ne magic ko bhi mana kar diya itne dhup
main apne pati ko aise doudti hai kya main isse mann hi mann bhud bhudata hua chala ja
raha tha kabhi koi fool tod kar sunghta toh kabhi kisi ped ki pati ko noch leta

Main:- yeh saala jungal bhi na ek kadhi ka ped nahi dikh raha hai main aur aage chala gaya
main toh api masti main tha jaise mujhe ghar jana hi nahi tha kyuki market kafi dhur tha
aur abhi toh 10 minute bhi na hue hai main power ka use na kar raha tha par kafi tez chal
raha tha kuch hi duri par mujhe woh ped dikha jise main dhund raha tha main jaise hi uss
ke pas pahucha toh dekha uske peche ek nadi hai jo kafi badi hai tabhi mere aankho ke
samne woh manzar dubara aaya jab mujhe cancer tha aur main kisi nadi se hota hua
Haryana pahuch gya tha maine ankhe band kar ke uss wkhat ko yaad kiya mujhe dikha ki
main nadi main patharo se takarta hua ja raha hon ke tabhi ek pathar se takra kar main
ghayab ho gaya aur kuch samaye baad main fir wapas nazar aaya par ab mera sharir
ekdum chamak raha tha tabhi mere hatho ko kisi chiz ne kas liya aur main jamin ke andar
chala gaya

Main:- u huuu tuuh tu yeh saala kon si jagah hai kitna andhera hai maine hath main nir
anjika ko pakad liya ab sab saaf saaf chamak raha tha side ki diwaro par bohat si akkartiya
bani hui thi shayad bohat hi purani thi maine usse saaf kiya toh heran reh gaya yeh toh
mahabarat ki ladayi ki hai par main yaha kyu aaya hon main aage badha tabhi ek awaaj
aaye

Awaaj:- tumahara sawwagat hai iss viran par har chizo se bharpur duniya main

Main:- kon ho tum aur mujhe yaha kyu laye ho

Awaaj:- kyuki tumhi ho iss duniya ke maalik

Main:- meri duniya mere liye bohat hai

Awaaj:- par tumhari shaktiya iss duniya ki den hai

Main:- hai kya mere shaktiya

Awaaj:- jab mahabhart hui thi bohat kuch hua tha iss bhart varsh main khon se yeh dharti
labalab ho gayi thi par yeh toh janate ho na ki yeh sab kyu hua tha

Main:- haan iss duniya se adharm khatam karne ko aur Shri Krishna ji ne apne sudharsan
se sab adharmiyoo ka shanghar kiya hai

Awaaj:- toh tumahre shaktiya bhi ussi shanghar ki den hai

Main:- kya yeh kaise ho sakta hai

Awaaj:- jab tum yeh aa rahe the nadi se hote hue tab tumhara sharir ek pavitra pathar se
takraya tab tum un shakatiyoo ke malik ban gaye jo swami Dhipat ne yaha chupayi thi

Main:- kaisi shaktiya aur kya hai iss ka rahasya

Awaaj:- jab arjun ne jayadratha ko maara toh uska sar kat ke jakar uske pita ke hatho main
gira aur fat gaya

Main:- han janta hon fata tha woh bhi 100 tukadao main

Awaaj:- han toh waha pahucha tha sudharshan se toh uska lahu sudharshan se hota hua
yaha gira tha jaha mere swaaami dhipat apni shadana main lin the kayi saalo baad jab
unki shadhan tuti toh unhe yaha iss shakti ka bohat bada aur alokik punj dikha toh unhone
apni sari shaktiya aur tap kar ke paya saara jaan iss punj main mila kar yaha shagrahit kar
diya tab tak ki isse iss ka asli hakdhaar na mil jaye

Main:- matlab mere andar Sudharsan ki shaktiyo ka ansh hai

Awaaj:- haan aur mere Guru swami Dhipat ki sari shakatiya aur gayan

Main:- acha ek minute tum aise bol raho ho jaise tum zinda insan ho tabhi samne ek neeli
si chiz aati dikhi main toh dar hi gaya issko dekh kar sala yeh hai kya awaaj aur woh dono
passs aa gaye main ek jin yaha ka pehredaar hon

Main:- jin pahredaar aur kya kya bacha hai meri zindagi main

Jinn:- kya agaya hai mere malik

Main:- main malik kaise

Jinn:- jab shaktiya aapki toh main aapka

Main:- acha main waise hon kya ek samaraat yaa ek bhediyoo ka raja ya ek agent yaa ek
supar hero

Jinn:- mere liye toh aap mere bhagwan ho bas

Main:- waise kya kya kar sakte ho tum

Jinn:- jo aap kahe

Main:- acha toh sabke dimag main se yeh nikal do ki koi super hero aaya tha usne cutaki
bajayi aur mujhe dekhne laga

Main:- kya hua karo

Jinn:- malik ho gaya par aap bhi toh yeh kar sakte hain

Main:- tu janta nahi meri shaktiya bas sahi kaam karne ke liye hain apne fayde ke liye kiya
tha pehle toh mujhe narak main 3 saal bitane pade

Jinn:- arre toh waha appko aapki khoyi hui shaktiya wapas milli

Main:- acha in shaktiyo ko main kaise jaga sakta hon kyuki mujhe nahi lagta maine iska ek
ansh bhi istemal kiya hoga

Jinn:- sahi kaha apne par aapko isse khud hi apne andar dhundna hoga

Main:- abbe kya kya karu ek toh saala zindagi jaise kitni tez bhag rahi hai kabhi kisi ko
sambhalo kabhi kisi ko

Jinn:- han yeh toh hai hi

Main:- tujhe kya pata hai

Jinn:- aapke bare main sab pata hai main aram se niche beth gaya

Jinn:- kya hua malik aap kya sochne laga

Main:- waise meri zindagi main na jane kitne rang aa gaye hain sabsai pehle mujee meri
jaan mili jiske sath main puri zindagi bitane ki soch li thi pata nahi kyu Komal sabse alag
hai usse dekh kar lagta hai ki jaise zindagi kitni asaan hai sab kuch ekdum sukun bhara
lagta hai phir main chup ho gya
Jinn:- kya hua maalik aap chup kyu ho gaye

Main:- chup nahi bas thoda ajeb se hai meri zindagi main matlab jab maine sab kuch jina
shuru kiya toh mere bhaiyo ne meri zindagi narak bana di agar un haramiyoo ne mere
sharir main woh na inject kiya hota toh aaj main college main apne dosto ke sath maje
leta gaon jata waha masti karta Komal ke sath ghumata nayi nayi jagah

Jinn:- toh ab aap kyu nahi kar sakte hai

Main:- tu jinn hai bhale sab kuch jante ho mere bare par tu uss dard ko nahi samjh sakta
jo mere dil main aaj bhi hai

Jinn:- aap toh maha shakati salli hai

Main:- mujhe nahi chahiye yeh sab kya karunga main yeh sab jab chain se ek pal soo nahi
sakta

Jinn:- kya malkin jo itne sari un se appko nafrat hai

Main:- nahi re pagal par sab mere zindagi main achank hi aati gayi

Jinn:- toh aap unhe mana kr dete malik

Main:- kisko mana karta main jab un kamino ki wajah se waha (Haryana) pahucha toh
mujhe woh mili jisne mujhe bachaya mujhe ek ghar diya mere haar ek chiz ka dhaayan
rakha par woh pagal mujhse dil laga bethi phir mili woh jiske paas jate hi mera mood
hamesha romance main dubne lagta hai ajib si kasish thi yeh main iss se dil laga betha bas
yeh kafi nahi tha ki Janu ka kaala jadu chal gaya yaa kahu uss par mera bhot sawar ho gaya
wapas aaya socha ab bohat hua itna bohat ho gya hai par nahi mere zindagi pata nahi kis
kalam se likhi hui hai logo ko hadse main chote milate hai mujhe biwiya milti hain

Jinn:- hadse main

Main:- aur kya pehle jab khayi main gira toh teen mili wapas aaya toh chaar aur mil gayi
aur ek toh hai jis maine khud apne liye chunna tha

Jinn:- waise malik aap sab se kaise ek jaisa pyaar karte ho

Main:- aarre pagal pyaar koi doodh thodi hai jo naapkar du par han itna hai ki har kisi se
mera alag nata hai pehle toh mann karta tha sar ke baal noch lun par ab sambhal raha hai
sab

Jinn:- waise malik apko badi malkin ko ab aur dukh nahi dena chahiye
Main:- kon badi malkin

Jinn:- main unka naam kaise lun

Main:- bata de warna kisi ko kya mujhe hi samjh main nahi aayega

Jinn:- ji Saloni ji maalik

Main:- tu ne unhe badi malkin kyu kaha

Jinn:- kyuki aapki shatiyoo ko sambhalna bas unke bas main hai aur choti malkan Neha ji
main

Main:- abbe tu kaha se yeh sab pata karta hai

Jinn:- jab se aap ko yeh shaktiya mili hain tab se aap se jo bhi mila sabke bare main janta
hon

Main:- acha acha thek hai kar dunga maaf bas kuch Jinn toh rone laga bada ajib hai

Main:- tujhe kya hua

Jinn:- kuch nahi malik apne mere bat ka maan rakha

Main:- chal chal band kar yeh sab waise ghar par bohat hain rone wali tabhi mere hath
main ek cthi aa gayi dekha toh Aditi ki thi

Main:- main toh abhi yaha busy hon acha arre yaar tera naam kya hai

Jinn:- abhi tak nahi rakha malik

Main:- chal tera naam Ajay hai aaj se ja jara mere rajaya aur agar koi madad ki jarurat hai
toh kar haan darna mat chup kar karna sab aur haan Aditi ka khas khayal rakhna par yaha
ka

Ajay:- (Jinn) aap nischint hokar ghar jaye main dekhta hon

Main:- arre yaha safayi kar

Ajay:- arre malik andar hai rajya aur mahal bhi

Main:- acha chal baad main abhi pate lekar na gaya toh teri maalkin mera janaja nikal degi
Ajay hasne laga phir main opar aaya aur paate lekar ghar gaya kitchen ki khidaki ke pass

Main:- yeh lo tumhare khadi ke patte bina jadu wale

Richa:- kaha the itne der se

Main:- arre baba gussa kyu karti ho thoda kaam tha dost mil gaya tha

Richa:- acha toh wahi soo kyu nahi gaye

Main:- pagal ho gayi ho kya itna nahi sota waise badi achi khushbu hai kya banaya hai

Richa:- mere haaath par mar kar jaiye pehle naha kar aaiye dhul lagi hai hatho pairo par

Masoom:- didi woh chinni wala dibba dena Richa usse deti hui Masoom ne mujhe dekha
main muskuraya par uss ne gusse main mouh bana kar hata liya main andar ghus kar uske
pas se hokar opar chala gaya thanks godh yeh koi nahi hai mine shower liya aur bister par
aram se mobile chalani lag gaya fir kuch time baad Kirti mujhe khaane par bulane aayi
main uske sath niche aaya aur khana khaya dad bhi aa chuke the

Dad:- toh beta kya socha hai aage ka

Main:- dad apni job start karunga aur kya dad

Dad:- kon si job

Main:- arre dad DGP ki post aur kya

Dad:- arre bohat acha hai bhai bohat acha

Main:- (mann main) acha hua RAW nahi bola warna yeh bhi bhasan dete

Dad:- acha main sabko lekar ghar ja raha hon pita ji gussa ho rahe hai ki diwali main kuch
din hain aur hum yaha hain

Main:- acha dad le jao main aa jaonga mujhe kal thoda kaam hai

Dad:- Richa beta apna bhai aur mom dad ko bulaa lo

Richa:- ji jaisa aap kahe

Dad:- koi paresshani toh nahi hai naa

Richa:- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai main baat kar lungi

Maa:- acha toh saman kya kya managya hai

Dad:- arre tum kaise baate kar rahi ho jaise pehle baar kar rahi ho
Maa:- han par iss bhaar bahuiye hain woh bhi itne sari main hans pada unki baat par sab
ke sab mujhe aise dekhne lage jaise paap kar diya ho

Dad:- acha ek baat bata Amit mila tujhe kabhi tab se

Main:- nahi mujsai kyu milane laga woh

B Chachi:- uss ne jo kiya hai uski saja usse milni chahiye thi par aap logo ne bhaga diya yeh
kya koi saja hai

B Chacha:- arre toh kya karu pore duniya main dhindura pitu kya ke mera beta ek vahshi
darinda hai

B Chachi:- kam se kam itna toh mat kosiye usse

B Chacha:- tu apna mouh band raankho

B Chachi:- arre Dev ne bhi toh kiya hai toh usse kisi ne kuch nahi kaha par sab mere bache
ke peche pad gaye hain

Dad:- mere bete ne koi jabardasti nahi ki kisi se

B Chachi:- maaf kijiyega bhai sahab ek taraf toh aapka beta itne ladkiyo se shaadi kar raha
hai aur opar se uske Saloni ke sath avedh

B Chacha:- bas ab agar ek sabd aur bola toh acha nahi hoga mujhe itna gussa aa raha tha
ki chachi ko ek tappad maar do par sanskaar bhi kuch hote hai par sabke samne yeh baat
aayi toh mujhe bohat gussa aa raha tha B chachi uth kar andar chali gayi aur chacha bhi
aur unke peche C chachi chacha dad bahar chale gaye

Maa:- sab meri wajah se hua hai na na main tum dono ki baat karti na yeh hota yeh bhi
na jane kaha se uski baat lekar aa gaye

Main:- chodo maa kyu bekar main tenstion leti ho Masoom mere mouh dekh rahi thi Sona
aur Richa kabhi yahi haal tha main kaisi musibat main fas gaya hon iska akkhir upaye kya
hai

Masoom:- maa ji kuch puch rahi hai

Main:- han nahi

Maa:- beta sacch kyu nahi bata raha

Main:- maa mujhe aapse akele main baat karni hai

Masoom:- humare samne kya hua hai

Maa:- chalo tum sab yahi raho koi nahi aayega udhar

Sab:- ji main aur maa kitchen main aa gaye

Maa:- han bolo kya bolna hai

Main:- maa aap chahe baad main maar lena par filahal sun lo

Maa:- bol jaldi mera dil ghabra raha hai

Main:- maa darsal baat yeh hai ki hum dono hi ek dusre se bohat pyaar karte hain maa ne
hath uthaya par maine rok liya

Main:- janta hon maa yeh galat hai par iss ke bina na aapka beta jinda reh sakta hai na
aapki beti maa main khud nahi janta ke yeh sab kyu hai kis liye hai par mujhe itna pata hai
ke woh mere bina nahi rah sakti maa ki ankho main aansu the

Maa:- beta kya tu apni maa ke liye yeh sab nahi chod sakta maine kitne sapne saajaye the
ke apni bahu ko dher sara pyaar dungi par tu ne usse bhi kayi hisso main baat diya aur ab
toh apni b nahi nahi aisa mat kar

Main:- maa aapko kaise samjhau ruko maine unka hath pakda aur apne raajye pahuch
gaya unka mouh khula ka khula reh gaya ke yeh kya hai maa ke mouh se kuch shabd nikle

Maa:- woh sahi bole the

Main:- kya maa kon sahi bola tha

Maa:- yahi ki tu bohat bada aur shakti shaali raja banega tere aage koi bhi tik nahi payega
tujh par bhagwan krishan ki karpa hogi

Main:- (mann main) kya aaj mere jindagi ke sarre sacch khulne ka din hai

Main:- kon maa

Maa:- beta jab main sari manate kar ke haar gayi kyuki tab itna bhi sab kuch sahi nahi tha
sabko bas beta chahiye tha Saloni ke hone ke baad teri daadi bhi mujhe bohat bura bhala
kehti thi toh main tere dad ke sath ek panit ji ke pas gayi jo bohat bade shiv mandir ke
pujari the toh unhone kaha ki tujhe agla bacha ek ladka hi hoga par woh hamesha iss
duniya ke ritto riwajo se alag alag jo tere liye bohat kast dayak hoga par woh ek raja ki
zindagi jiyega uski zindagi main bohat musibate aayengi par woh jitega bhale deri se bas
ek baat ka dhayan rakhna ki tera sath uske liye sabse jaonri hai warna woh khunkhaar ban
jayega yeh bol kar woh chup ho gayi

Main:- maa kya hua maa mujhe gale lag kar

Maa:- beta tu mujhe chod ke mat jana kabhi bhi

Main:- nahi maa main kabhi bhi kahi nahi jaunga

Maa:- beta tu khunkhaar mat banna kabhi bhi shayad yeh itne sari shadiyoo ka yehi
rahasaya hai jo tujkhe ab tak bachaye hue hai

Main:- maa aage kya hua tha

Maa:- main jab ghar aayi toh teri dadi ne mujhe khari khoti suna di main mandir main jakr
rone lagi aur wahi soo gayi par mujhe uss din ek sapna aaya uss main kayi sari ladkiya dikhi
jo thode ajeb se kapdo main thi unhone mere goad main ek bacha diya aur boli "yeh hum
sabke ke balidaan ki ek maatre ansh hai jo hum appko sonp rahe hai hum aayenge leene
hume dhur mat kijiyega" aur woh chali gayi agale din jab main uthi toh ghar main tere
aane ki khushkhabari fhel gayi par

Main:- par kya maa

Maa:- jisne tujhe mujhe soupa tha woh bilkul Saloni jaisi dikhti thi

Main:- tabhi aap keval Pari aur Neha ko mere pas aane deti thi didi ko apne room yaa alag
room main rakhti thi yaha tak ke maine aaj tak unka room bhi sahi se nahi dekha

Maa:- aaj wahi toh ho rah hai jiska dar tha tu iss duniya ke kyade kanon se alag chal raha
hai ab kahi tu nahi beta nahi main teri har baat maane ko tayar hon bas tu khunkhaar mat
banana main haka baka reh gaya ke aaj yeh kya keh rahi hai kya koi aur baat hai kya

Main:- maa ab mujh se kuch mat chupaoo

Maa:- beta baat yeh hai ke

Main:- maa bolo naa

Maa:- beta jab tu khukhaar banega tab tu sabko mar dega sab ko koi nahi bachega

Main:- nahi maa aap yakin karo main kabhi aisa nahi karunga

Maa:- tabhi toh tere dad bhi yeh RAW wala kaam nahi karne dena chahte

Main:- maa itne din mujhse yeh sab kyu chupaya

Maa:- bas beta dar tha

Main:- tabhi mai kahu meri shaktiyo ka pata chalne par bhi aap log itna normal kaise hain
jaise sab pehle se paata ho

Maa:- jab tere sath woh hadsa hua tab mujhe laga ki woh sab jhut kaha gaya tha par baad
main sab sahi nikla

Main:- maa kya aapko mere aur Saloni ke riste se koi pareshani nahi hai

Maa:- abhi tune kaha na woh hai toh tu hai tu hai toh woh hai yaha log apne balat kaari
bete ko bachane par lage hain aur main apne heere jaise baacho ko dukh du yeh mujhse
nahi hoga mere mann main aaya ki Neha ka bata du par abhi yeh sahi nahi hai jitna mile
khush raho

Maa:- par beta Akhil ka kya kare

Main:- maa usse chod woh rishta tod denge

Maa:- waise tum dono sacch main itna pyaar karte ho ke tumhe duniya walo ki koi parwah
nahi hai

Main:- maa main toh sabko aise hi pyaar karta hon ke jaise mujhe kisi ki parwah na ho aap
dono ke elawa

Maa:- mere beta bohat natkahat aur sharati hai par yeh RAW main dubara mat jana woh
tujhe khunkhaar bana ke chode gi maa sahi bhi keh rahi thi kyuki jab main kisi ko marta
hon toh jaise ajib se kaam karta hon kisi ko faad dena nak kaat dena ankhe phod dena
wagera wagera

Main:- maa filhaal aap mujhse gusse main rehna aur Saloni didi se un hon e mere kaan
pakad kar khiche

Maa:- abbhi bhi didi didi laga rakha hai

Main:- sorry maa adat hai mera kaan chodte hue adat sudhar aur ghar main koi awwara
gardi nahi

Main:- thek hai ab chalee

Maa:- haan chal ghaar pahuchne ke baad hum dono bahar ayye maa gusse main Sona
Masoom tum dono iske sath shopping par jao aur main Richa ke sath kuch kaam se ja rahi
hon sab ne haan main jawab diya
Masoom:- maa main Saloni ko le jaon kya maa mujhe ghurne lagi

Maa:- han le jao kayi dino se ghar main padi hai Masoom bhagti hui opar gayi jaise usse
khajana mil gaya ho

Maa:- acha beta woh Rima didi ke liye kapde lete aana

Main:- ji maa le aaunga ab chalta hon jao na Sona tayar hokar aao

Sona:- par main apne sath kapdae nahi layi

Main:- jao Neha ke pehan lo woh tumhe fit honge waise maa Neha hai kaha

Maa:- beta main toh preshan ho gayi hon iss ladki se aur in do pagaloo se

Main:- kya hua maa

Maa:- ek wohi hai jo dosto main ghum rahti hai aur yeh dono apne main na jane kya kya
karti rehti hai

Main:- kyu Pari Kirti kya hai yeh sab

Pari:- kuch nahi bhai bas aise hi ap jaaiye

Main:- main tum dono se aa kar milunga jawab dene ko tayar rehna main sab ko shopping
karane le gaya wo sab bohat khush the Masoom bohat jyada hi khush thi bas Sona thoda
se sad thi main iss ki wajah janta tha par main kya kar sakta tha main ab sabako toh sab
kuch nahi de sakta tha akkhir tha tho main bhi insan

Masoom:- kya sochne lage

Sona:- yahi ki yeh hume khush nahi rakh paa rahe hain

Masoom:- pagal toh nahi ho gaye hum sab bohat khush hain

Main:- acha chalo kya tumne maa ko bataya ke saaman le liya hai

Sona:- han Saloni ji udhar se le rahi hai

Main:- acha tumne apne liye sab le liya

Masoom:- han aur Pari Kirti Neha Ritu aur shikah ji ke liye bhi le liya

Main:- arre waah sabke liye bina bole samjh gayi

Sona:- kyu na samjhe ab apne pati ki sarre ghar walo ka dhayan rakhna humara hi kaam
hai

Masoom:- ab hum nahi karenge toh kya aap karoge

Main:- arre yeh aap aap mat bola karo kitni baar mana kiya hai

Sona:- chalo fil haal toh thek hai par shaadi ke baad hum se toh nahi bola jayega tum wum

Main:- acha meri maa thek hai jaisa mann ho karo ab chale

Masoom:- han chalo

Main:- main niche gaadi main hon aa jana

Masoom:- haan Saloni ko lekar aati hon maineche ja kar car main beth gaya tabhi mere
seese par ek aurat aayi aur kuch kehne lagi maine sissa niche kiya aur pocha kya baat hai

Deepika:- main Deepika hon

Main:- toh kya karu

Deepika:- main woh dr hon jisne tumahri gf ka ilaaz kiya tha

Main:- arre han kya hua mam aap yaha kaise

Deepika:- badi muskil se tumhe dhunda hai

Main:- aap mujhe kyu dhund rahi ho

Deepika:- hath se kapda hata kar yeh dekho mujhe kya hua hai main uss ke hatho par baal
dekh kar dar gaya

Main:- yeh sab kya hai

Deepika:- yahi toh main puchna chaah rahi hon ki akhir yeh kya hai tum kya ho tumhare
khon main kya hai

Main:- ek minute mera khon kaise tum pagal ho kya maine kaha tha ke main khon nahi
de sakta

Deepika:- yeh mujhe kya ho raha hai peche se woh sab aati diki

Main:- baad main baat karna apna no do uss ne mujhe card diya aur chali gayi uske baad
main sabko lekar ghar aaya aur room main jakar usse call kiya
Main:- han helloo bolo

Deepika:- main kaise thek hon gi meri madad karo

Main:- kisne kaha tha ke tum mera khon khud main inject karo

Deepika:- agar nahi karti toh main virus se mar jati

Main:- han toh ab wolf ban kar khush raho

Deepika:- kya bak rahe ho

Main:- madam ji main ek werewolf ho samjhi aur bhi bohat kuch hon par tumahre andar
wolf gens activat ho gaya hai mera kon ka sample nasat kar doowarna meri musibat aur
badh jayegi

Deeipka:- kutte kaimne mujhe thek kar warna main tujhe maar dungi

Main:- maine toh nahi kaha tha karne ko dr sahaiba

Deeipka:- meri maa ka kya ho ga please mujhe bacha lo

Main:- kal raat ##### iss jungle main milna samjhi main kuch karunga ok aur phone cut
kar diya main Neha ko lekar tension main tha ab mere mann par jo bhaand laga hua tha
woh ab nahi tha toh main sabka mann padh sakta tha tab mujhe mallom hua ki Neha ki
iss main koi galati nahi aur na hi Saloni didi ki woh toh bas thoda miss under standing ho
gayi thi inka karna bhi sahi tha Neha aur Saloni didi mujhe iss tention se dhur rakhna chaah
rahi thi par bechari dono lad padi jab maine Sona ka mann jhanka toh uska dard bhi
maloom hua woh bhi yahi chahti thi ki main sabse pehle ussi ka banu

Richa aaj kafi khush thi kyuki aaj uski apni mom aur dad se baat hui jo iss mamale main
uski khushi se khush the Janu ko chod kar sabke maata pita ne apni ladkiyo ki khushi ko
apni khushi mana Pari ki baat kare toh woh pagal yahi sochti hai ki kab mere sath rahegi
jaise aur kuch hai hi nahi han Shikha didi thodi jyada naraz thi mujhe jald hi unhe bhi
manana hoga yaa toh pyaar se yaa jabardasti se kyuki woh future main itna kho gayi hai
ki unhe bas ussi ke hone ka intazaar hai Masoom ka mann uski tarah saaf aur masoom tha
usse bas dusro ki chinta aur mere sath jindagi ka har ek lamha jina tha agla din mere liye
tha kyuki Masoom ne apne papa se court marriage ki baat kar li thi par uske dad ka mann
kuch aur tha par maine pucha nahi shayad kabhi wakt mile toh pura karunga abhi main
leta hua tha ke Pari aakar khaadi ho gayi

Main:- arre mere paari gudiya kaha thi itne dino se pata hai main chain se soo nahi paaya
Pari:- huuuh bade aaye gudiya wale itne dino main kabhi ek baar bulaya mujhe jab dekho
Saloni didi Neha aur bhabiyoo main busy rehte ho

Main:- kya karu unkabhi toh dekhna hota hai aur jindagi ke 13 saal tere sath hi raha hon

Pari:- kya 13 saal ke baad khana pina choda

Main:- nahi toh

Pari:- toh mujhe kyu choda iss example se main chonk gaya

Main:- arre baba galti ho gayi maaf kar do

Pari:- wiase maine notice kiya ki maine aap ko sab se pehle kaha ki meri kya feeling hai
aapke liye par apne kaha attraction toh ab aapko Saloni didi aur Neha main kuch time se
kya attractive lag rah hai

Main:- kaisi baate karti hai aisa kuch nahi hai Pari mujhe pakad kar apna sar mere seene
par rakh kar let gayi

Main:- kya hua udas mat ho ab main tera dhayan rakhunga

Pari:- sii ab mujhe sone dijiye bade din baad aapki dhadkano ko sun kar sone ka mokka
mila hai main baato main isse waste nahi karna chahti aapko jo acha lage kare bas thoda
se time mujh se mil lia kare bas ab jawab mat dena soo jaaiye main bhi uske aalo ko
sehlata hua gehri neend soo gaya

Subah utha toh Pari abhi bhi soo rahi thi usse halke se side main kiya aur balcony ki hawa
lene laga sab gharwale toh ja chuke the bas kuch hi bache the jo shoping par gaye the
maine socha kyu na aaj main hi jakar kuch bana lo main fresh hokar niche gaya aur coffe
banayi fir noodles banayer aur bread bhi mujhe maagi pasand thi toh maine apne liye woh
banayi Pari ko noodles jyada pasand the tea bhi bana li Sona ko woh pasand thi phir main
Sona ke room main gya par woh waha nahi thi Masoom bhi apne room main nahi thi main
Saloni didi ke room main gya toh dekha gate khula hua hai aur baate karne ki awaaj aa
rahi hai main andar gaya toh teeno mahrani baato main lagi thi yeh dekh kar main samjh
gaya ki aage meri life main yeh scene toh aam baat hogi

Main:- kya baat hai kya baatein ho rahai hain

Sona:- arre Dev tum yaha badi jaldi uth gaye

Main:- mohtarma maine toh break fast bhi bana liya hai
Masoom:- aap pagal ho gaye ho kya mujhe bol dete main kya mar gayi thi

Main:- what rubbish Masu yeh marne jaise faaltu chiz mat bola karo

Sona:- ohh ho didi Masu kya baat hai Masoom sharma jati hai aur apna sar Saloni ki seene
main chupa leti hai

Masoom:- mujhe maaf karna subah hi aapka dil dukha diya

Sona:- waise apne hath ki tea pila do life ban jaye

Main:- bana di chalo thandi ho jayegi Sona jaldi se bathroom main chali gayi main Saloni
didi se kya aapko alag se

Saloni:- mujhe kaha kya Saloni didi itni baat se khush ho gayi

Main:- haan Rani sahiba jaaiye

Saloni:- abhi aayi Dev bas do minute

Masoom:- tum bhi jao aur jaldi se Pari ko niche lekar aao

Main:- apne room main gya aur Pari ko goad main le liya yeh ladki bhi na itna hilane par
bhi nahi uth rahi hai maine pani ki cite mari ke chahtaak se mere gaalo par tapaad laga

Pari:- kitni baar kaha hai Kirti aise mat jaagaya kar arre bhaiya aap woh meri goad se utar
kar mera gaal se mera hath hatay aur sehlane lagi

Pari:- bhaiya I am soo sorry actually woh Kirti mujhe aise jagati hai

Main:- koi baat nahi par gudiya aise tapaad nahi mara karte

Pari:- bhaiya kabhi toh kuch aur bol liya karo gudiya mat bola karo

Main:- arre ab iss main kya kami hai

Pari:- main kaha se appko bachi lagti hon dekho ab toh mera seena bhi aap se bada hai
hath aapke barabar bas height kam hai aap ladke ho na issliye ladkiyo main meri height
bohat achi hai

Main:- tera dimag thek hai ladki chest aur ladke ki chest naapti hai kisi aur se mat kehna
pagal kahi ki usne mera hath pakad kar apne boobs par rakh diya

Pari:- dekho kitne bade hai bade ko chodo yaha mind blank ho raha hai maine jaldi se hath
hataya
Pari:- bolo na hai ki nahi

Main:- han baba haan chal brush kar ke niche aa

Pari:- nahi aap mujhe lekar chale bas 10 minute main fresh hokar aayi main bed par beth
kar mobile chalane laga phir ho kar aayi aur mere samne khadi ho gayi

Main:- challe ab

Pari:- haan main uth kar jane laga

Pari:- kaha mujhe toh goad mai uthao main kuch nahi bola kyuki iss se jeetna mere bas
main nahi hai maine usse goad main uthaya aur niche chal pada woh mere baalo ko edar
udhar karni lagi

Main:- kya kar rahi hai

Pari:- aap apna kaam kariye main bas dekh rahi hon ke apna dhayan rakhte ho ki nahi baal
ki shine chali gayi hai aaj main nahlaungi main chup raha warna ek aur dialogue milta main
niche lekar aaya jaha sab aa chuke the sab kya wohi teen

Masoom:- dekh Saloni yaar chote hone ke fayede main toh aisa ek baar feel kar chuki hon
tu bata

Saloni:- mera aisa nasib kaha yeh hai na iski laadli

Pari:- bas ab utar bhi do warna kuch log jal ke bhun jayenge

Sona:- chal badmas khud nahi aa sakti thi Dev ko bekar main pareshan kiya

Main:- abhi kaha yeh mujhe nahlane wali hai

Teeno:- what

Pari:- han yeh apna dhayann rakhte hi nahi

Sona:- meri pyaari Pari main nahla dungi tu preshan mat ho

Main:- rahne do Sona yeh bohat ziddi hai agar yeh na kara toh kahi meri masaage ka
dhayan na aa jaye

Sona:- arre han yeh toh ab main karungi

Main:- (mann main) hey bhagwaan gharwalo ko kyu bheja kahi aaj mera samuhik
baalaaaa Sona ne mere pair par mara main apni maggi main doob gaya matalab khane
main mast ho gaya main phir uske baad kya tha Sona aur pari ki zid ke aage main kya tha
achi khansi malish hui aur fir naha dokar tayar hua fir Masoom tayar hui aur dad ka phone
aaya

Dad:- beta ghadi main time dekha hai kaha the tum hum yaha intezar kar rahe hai

Main:- ok dad bas pahuchte hai maine phone cut kiya

Main:- arre bhai Masu kitna

Masoom:- arre ho gayi woh mere passs aayi

Main:- arre bas karo itna mat sajoo ke mujhse intezar na ho tumhe wapas ghar lane ka

Masoom:- aaj meri shaadi hai toh itna toh karungi naa

Main:- waise ek baat batao yeh palati kamar ka raaj kya hai yeh bol kar maine uski kamar
daba di

Masoom:- aaaoooucch kya karte ho late hona hai kya uske baad jane ke liye hum dono
niche ayye toh waha sab pagal hui fhir rahi thi

Sona:- arre woh mala kaha hai

Saloni:- tumse kaha tha raat main hi rakh lete hai ab dhundo

Pari:- arre didi woh hai toh aapke peche

Main:- kya ho raha hai

Sona:- arre aap dono aa gaye woh bas mandir main shaadi ki tayari karwa di hai bas yeh
mala bachi hai

Main:- mandir main

Main:- par tum sab aise pagal ho jaise tumhari shaadi hai

Sab:- hamari bhi toh honi hai itna bol kar sab ek dusre ko ghurne lage

Pari:- hamari bhi toh kabhi hogi toh yeh logo bhi aise hi pagal hongi na

Sona:- han kahe dete hon agala no mera hai

Main:- thek hai abbhi iss se to kar lun teeno aakar uske mathe ko chumne lagi

Sona:- bohat lucky ho tum

Pari:- looking gorgeous bhabi ji sorry nayi wali bhabi Masoom ke ankho main aasu aa gaye

Saloni:- na naa pagli aaj toh mat roo

Masoom:- yeh toh khushi ke aansu hain

Main:- arre yaar late ho jayenge dekho dad ki call aa gaye

Saloni:- thek hai woh jo jungle ke uss side main Shiv mandir hai waha aa jana main
Masoom ko lekar court pahucha jaha der se aane par daant padi par uske baad sab acha
hua maine aur Masoom ne sign kiye aur maa Dad Govind ji aur uski maa Malti ji ka
asshirwaad liya

Dad:- acha ab kya palan hai Masoom ne mera hath dabaya

Main:- dad main isse lekar kisi hotel main le ja kar lunch karna chahta hon

Malti:- ohh lunch main toh samjhi Masoom sharama gayi

Govind:- chaaliye samdhi ji ab toh sab thek ho gaya iss diwali ke shubh awasar par yeh
hua iss ki maa jaha bhi ho gi khush hogi dekho kya vidambana hai hamari shaddi bhi issi
din hui thi Masoom apne dad ke gale lag kar rone lagi

Govind:- arre beta kya hua yahi toh tu chahti thi naa

Masoom:- dad aap kya karenege waha yahi humare sath rahiye naa

Govind:- pagal hai kya beti tujhe pata hai aisa saasatro main nahi likha hai kahi bhi

Main:- arre papa ji kaise baat karte ho yeh sab purani baate hain aur waise bhi ab aapaka
sab kaam main dekh lunga bas ab aap aram kariye aur gaon ki saanti main jindagi ka maja
ligiye

Dad:- han meri bhi yahi raaye hai

Govind:- ji par

Maa:- kya sharma ji ab hamari Masoom beti ke liye itna toh kar hi sakte hai

Malti:- han shayad yeh log sahi keh rahe hai bhaiya waha bhi aap akele rehte ho kam se
kam aapko ek pariwaar toh milega

Govind:- thek hai fir apne beti aur damad ki baat maan leta hon Massom mere paas aa
kar mere gale lag gayi
Masoom:- aap kitne ache ho

Main:- dekha dad main kitni baar mana kar chuka hon par yeh aap aap karti rehti hai

Govind:- yeh toh iss ka dharam hai beti tum kabhi dharm se peche mat hatna

Masoom:- ji pita ji pata nahi kyu par mujhe Govind ji baato main aaj mere Guru ji ki jhalak
dikh rahi thi phir hum dono car main bethe aur Masoom mere khandhe par sar rakh kar
bethi thi

Main:- kya hua baby kuch bol nahi rahi ho

Masoom:- kya bolo aaj toh mujhe sab kuch mil gaya

Main:- haan ye bol kar maine car rok di yeh achank chije kab hona band hogi main sabko
bye karke nikla uss mandir ki aur main abhi jungle se thoda hi dur tha ki ek mujhe ek mini
missile car ki taraf aati dikhi maine hath se uss ki direction hawa main badal di par dusri
side se grounded bomb meri car ke niche blast hua aur hamari car hawa main udd gayi
main Masoom ko pakad kar car se kud gaya maine khud ko niche rakha taa ke Masoom
ko chot na aaye hum karib 20 meter road se dur girre

Main:- baby tum thek toh ho na Masoom mere maathe ko chhu kar

Masoom:- mujhe bachane main aap ghayal ho gaye hain

Main:- arre abhi band ho jayega tum pareshaan mat ho tabhi kuch aadmi meri taraf aaye
unho ne guns nikal kar dana dan hum par firing shuru kar di maine hath aage kar ke sab
goliyan shield se rok di par phir woh shield ek blast se tut gayi maine dusra hath aage kiya
aur dusri shied bana di tabhi peche se woh aaya jo maine toh kabhi socha bhi nahi tha

Arav:- bas band karo goliya band ho gayi woh mere pas aa gaya aur mere opar gun laga
di

Arav:- kyu be meri life kharab kar ke yaha nayi zindagi shuru kar raha hai main Masoom
chipak kar niche pada tha

Main:- yeh tu ne kyu kiya mujhe nahi pata par teri main iss ke baad lene wala hon

Arav:- waise hi jaise meri biwi ki li thi

Main:- haram khor kuch mat bol samjha teri wali ko bachaya na hota toh aaj tu apna hila
raha hota usne mujhe laat marne ke liye pair uthaya maine ek haat se uska pair pakad kar
usse dur fenk diya par woh palak jhapakate hi mere pas aa gaya main samjh gya iss ke
main mere blood ka effect aa ghaya hai

Arav:- haram khor bata tu ne aisa kyu kiya main khada ho gaya aur Masoom se

Main:- baby tum mandir main rehna main aata hon aur usse mandir teliport kar diya

Main:- haan be kya bol raha hai saale jis ke sath main aaj tha woh meri jindgi hai agar ek
usse ek kharoch aati toh tujhe jaan se maar deta

Arav:- tu ne toh kab ka maar diya hai aakir tujhe yeh karne ke liye meri Shital mili kya kami
thi meri behan main maine usse tapaad jad diya

Main:- main itna ganda nahi hon

Arav:- mujhe shaadi ke din hi laga ki tum dono ke bich main kuch hai par tum dono ne
bacha bhi paida kar liya

Main:- abbe galat fahmi hai tujhe

Arav:- saale maine test karaya hai apne bete ka par woh mere se nahi mila par jab maine
terer se check karaya tab match ho gya

Main:- acha toh aage kya

Arav:- uss kutiya ko baad main marunga par pehle iss bache aur tujhe marunga usne ishara
kiya aur do aadmi uske pas ek bacha lekar aaye

Main:- tu sacch main pagal ho gaya hai tujhe ab main toh kya bhagwan bhi nahi samjha
sakte

Arav:- abbe main bhul bhi jata agar uska kisi aur se hota saali aurat jaat hi aisi hai aaj iss
ke sath kai uske sath

Main:- bhag bosidike aurat jaat kaha se aa gayi iss main uss bechari ne toh tere pyaar ke
liye CIA bhi chod di aur tu uss jaise ke bare main yeh sab cii hai tujh par

Arav:- kya bakwas hai kya main tujhe chhutiya dikhata hon

Main:- toh tujhe kya karna hai?

Arav:- tera baja bajane aaya hon

Main:- chal acha hai meri shaadi main koi bajane wala aa gaya hai
Main:- acha toh kya ab in panatat ko laya hai mujhe marne

Arav:- haan pata hai ki inke bas ka kuch nahi tere samne par main ko tujhe maar sakta
hon

Main:- oo my god hahaha yeh mujhe marega meri powers se bana mujhe usne tok tok
move mara yeh electrical tha main thoda se peche ho gaya

Main:- arre baap re bache ne itna hi seekha hai tabhi ek ne mujh par gun taani maine hath
opar kiya aur ghayab ho gaya aur jamin se nikal kar uss gun wale ke gale par kohni maari
uski gardan tut gayi uske sath wale ne fire karne ki koshish ki par maine magazine plug
nikal kar uski maathe main ghusaa di woh bacha ussi ke hath main jo uss ke hath se chot
gaya maine usse jhat se pakad liya

Arav:- aa gaya na apni aukaat par aaj tum dono baap betoo ko zinda gaad dunga uss ne
apna hath ghumana shuru kiya main samjh gaya ke woh kya karne ja raha hai

Main:- nahi Arav yeh raganimanak hai isse nahi laana yaha bohat nuksaan ho jayega main
toh nahi tera yeh beta mar jayega

Arav:- mera nahi tera aur uss kamini ka hai tu hi rak

Main:- dekh yaar main tujhe chot pahuchana nahi chahta tabhi peche se ek seena aati
dikhi jo aa kar mere peche khadi ho gayi arre yeh toh bhediyoo ki sena hai ye yaha kya kar
rahi hai

Main:- tum sab yaha kya kar rahe ho

Manas:- apni Rani sahiba ka hak lene aaye hain

Main:- kya matalab hak

Manas:- yeh bacha yeh bacha kiska hai

Main:- iss ka hai (Arav ki taraf ishara karte hue)

Arav:- nahi yeh iss ka hai

Manas:- yeh kya behuda baate kar rahe ho beta toh ek hi ka ho sakta hai

Main:- abbe main kya koi bache ka delivery boy hon jo yeh mujhe de raha hai yeh le apna
bacha maine bacha Arav ki goad main de diya

Arav:- abbe kaha na yeh mera nahi report dekhi hai maine
Main:- woh galat hai

Arav:- tujhe kaise pata

Main:- abbe chhutiye maine apni jagah RAW main tera blood sample jo jama kara rakha
hai Arav ki ankhe fat gayi jaise laga uski fat gayi

Main:- yeh kya ohh sorry aise kya ankhe faad ke dekh raha hai

Arav:- maine itna bada chhutiyapa kaise kar diya shak ke chakkar main main kaha fas gaya
maine kya galti kar di

Main:- saale Masoom mera pyaar hai agar tu ne ek baar isse mera kaha toh bhul jaunga
ke teri behan bhi mera pyaar hai

Manas:- ek adami se yeh kya chakkar hai ek se shaadi ho rahi hai dusri ka bacha tha jo ab
nahi hai opar se iski behan iss ka pyaar

Aadmi:- soch raha hon ke chicken bhaaji paaw bana luu

Main:- aeee shiii ekdum chup

Arav:- apne bete se maaf karna mere bache main yeh kya karne ja raha tha woh apne
bete ka sar sahlane laga

Main:- ab tera ho gaya hai toh main jaau woh bechari mera intazzar kar rahi hai tabhi
bhediyoo ki sena ooowwow karne lagi

Main:- chup ho jao kuttto nahi tum toh bhediye ho chup ho jao bhediyioo ke bacho kyu
hala kar rahe ho

Manas:- hum yeh shaadi nahi hone denge hamari rani ka hak china ja raha hai

Main:- kya pagal ho kisi ka hak nahi china ja raha aur tumhe kisne kaha

Manas:- mahrani roo rahi thi aur aapko yaad kar rahi thi unnhne toh woh vampires ko bhi
samjha bhuja kar saant kar diya aapka kya hua wada unhone pura kiya yehi hoti hai ek
bhediye ki pehchaan

Main:- arre main samjha dunga bas thoda sa naraz ho gaya tha bus

Manas:- nahi hum sabne yaha aane se pehle yahi partigaya li thi ki pehle hamari mahrani
ke phere honge aur shaadi bhi warna hum bagawat karenege
Main:- iski maa ka yeh kya naya drama hai Arav dheere se mere paas aakar kya hai be yeh
sab

Main:- tu chup chaap peche khada ho ja woh peche chala gaya apne aadmiyo ke pass

Manas:- agar aap nahi maane toh appse ladate hue hum apni jaan de denge par apne
waade se peche nahi hatenge aur apse jitana humare bas main toh kya kisi ke bas main
nahi hai main kuch sochne ke liye beth gaya seena mere pas aane lagi

Main:- ab kya gaand main ghusoo ge tab se rok raha hon piche hato woh peche hue toh
itna jyada congested the ki apas main lad kar gura rahe the

Main:- lo ho gayi bagawat main khada hua aur apne hath aage hawa main kiye aur
badbadya se bhala kare mera maine apne hath 4- 5 baar ghumaye aur kuch hi der baad
waha par Neha Janu Richa Shikha Devika aa gaye Neha jahir si baat hai ke roo rahi thi
Richa ke hath main aalu aur chaku tha shayad sabji kaat rahi thi Devika pani ki tanki liye
khadi thi (wahi jise phulo ko pane dete hai naam bhul gaya) Shikha ji ajib se sadme main
ghum thi jaise koi alien ke intezar main ho sab matalab sab nahi bas woh sab ladkiya

Richa:- aap yaha

Neha:- aa gayi meri yaad

Devika:- arre aaj kaise yaad kiya iss wakt

Janu:- jaan tum yaha

Main:- main kahi nahi tum sab yaha filhal chup hi rehna aur yeh mahrani ji toh jaise kya
lenge mouh kholne kaa (kripya karna) Shikha didi chodo ab yeh formality han kaha the

Main:- chalo sari mahraniya a gayi ab baki sab manadir main milengi pehle tu sab ghurne
lagi par baad main Neha ko khush dekh kar woh sab hala karne lage maine dekha peche
se ek palki woh sab apne opar se aage ki aur laa rahe the aur hum sabke samne aa ke rakh
di

Aadmi:- boss yeh kya hai aaj hum sabko heart attack aa jayega

Arav:- tumko heart attack kya aayega mujhe jo laga raha hai agar iss ne woh kiya toh yaha
sab ke sab heart attack ke shikaar honge

Aadmi:- par yeh hai kya ladkiyo ka jamela aap aaye the kuch karne aur yaha hans rahe ho
Arav:- mera illalj abhi baki hai mere dost jis din akela mil gaya isse meri waat laga dega
abb

Idhar main un sabko lekar uss palki main beth gaya

Main:- (size bada hai) mandir chal pade kuch time baad jab hum mandir se kuch dur the

Mandir ke andar

Saloni:- yeh kon si barat aa raha hai

Masoom:- yeh kya afaat hai ab aaj hi kya sab hona hai

Sona:- arre chinata kyu karti ho sab acha hoga aur sahi hai na itne logo ke sath shaadi hogi

Saloni:- ek minute Dev ke sath kon kon hai

Sona:- thoda jor daal kar aarr yeh toh Janu aur Devika ji hain aur sath main Neha uuuu
Shikha didi uu Richa didi bhi hai

Masoom:- sabko didi mat bola karo lagta hai sab ki sab sautaan hai apni

Pari:- kya pata

Saloni:- chup pagal

Pari:- hihihe i

Idhar

Main:- (mann main) yaar mahabarat main pacch pandav the ek biwi yaha main pata nahi
kya hua main ungliyo se ginne laga 123 chodo suharaat main ginunga jab aayegi tab

Neha:- kya soch rahe ho bhaiya

Main:- ab bas band kar yeh bhaiya waaiya ab kuch chupane ke jarurat nahi hai

Shikha:- kya matlab Dev

Main:- Neha ki taraf dekh kar ke inse miliye Mrs Dev se mujhe pata tha tha sab kha jane
wali nazro se dekhengi

Shikha:- yeh kya bakwas hai

Richa:- han kya hai yeh

Main:- ohh pehle sabka intro de dene dijiye aap log aise toka mat kariye phir Shikha ki
taraf hath kar ke aur inse mile ek aur Mrs Dev

Shikha ,Richa ,Neha:- what

Main:- aur in sabko toh aap janti hi hain yeh hai Richa ,yeh Devika ,yeh Janu yeh bhi hai
Mrs Dev Janu ,Devika muskura rahi thi

Main:- Janu tumhe kuch nahi kehna

Janu:- main kya kahu maine toh pehle hi kaha hai main har haal main tumahre sath hon

Main:- ab koi mat chokna ke arre Dev iske sath haaye daiya kya hai in dono ki bich yeh sab
bakwaas bhi nahi aur agar cat fight ka mann ho toh baad main abhi mera jaruri kaam hai

Neha:- haan shaadi karne hai na aapko

Main:- kyu tumhe nahi karni hai kya

Neha:- kya matlab

Main:- aaj tumhari bhi shaadi hai

Shikha:- kis se?

Main:- mujh se kyu aapko nahi karni hai kya

Janu:- kis se?

Main:- arre baba mujh se kyu tumhe nahi karni kya

Devika:- main bhi dubara karungi

Main:- yeh different hai chalo tum bhi kar lena

Richa:- mera kya hoga

Sab:- shaadi

Main:- arre waah sab itni jaldi raazi ho gayi Shikha ko fule nahi sama rahi thi mujhe toh
pehle hi pata ki meri shaadi tumse hogi par aise aaj wow kitna ajeeb aur mast hai

Main:- ararm se aram se ek minute rukna main wapas ginne laga abbe teri ki Komal ko
bhul gya maine hath ghumaya aur woh humare samne pehle toh chillayi par sabko yuh
dekh kar chup chaap beth gayi
Main:- ab bhi koi bacha hai kya

Devika:- yeh dekho log apna pata nahi bhulate yeh apni biwiyoo ko bhul rahe hai

Main:- ab koi nahi bacha itna bhi bhulaakad nahi hon

Devika:- Aditi

Main:- pagal ho kya woh toh bas aise hi hai main uss se shaadi nahi karunga

Devika:- aapko gift toh denna hoga sadi ke baad mera abhi tak bacha hai toh mujhe yahi
chahiye maine hath ghumaya lo yeh raha tumhara gift Aditi apne sharer ko chu kar dekhne
lagi main yaha kaise aur kyu

Main:- shaadi ka mela laga hai toh tum shaamil hona chaahogi iss mele main Devika ne
usse aankh maari

Aditi:- han main ek dum tayar hon ab hum mandir pahuche main sab ke sath andar jane
laga aur peche mud kar dekha kahi koi chot toh nahi gaya na kahi announcemaint karna
pade yaatri gan kripya dhayan de offo foo yeh main kya bakne laga lagta hai meri dimag
in sabke bhoj se fuse ho jaye ga mine soch liya ki sabke sath aaj hi shaadi kar leta hon par
saala 7 multiply by 11 matlab 77 fere lene honge ab sabko ek sath toh bandh ke hanka
nahi sakta aisa lagega bail hain aur mera tel nikala ja raha hai

Komal:- mujhe hila kar kaha kho gaye

Main:- calculate kuch nahi chaloo sab tayar ho jao maine Devika ko ishara kiya ki andar ja
kar jo jhamela hai sab fit kare main ab jakar jawab nahi dene wala Saloni aur Masoom ko
arre Pari se nahi karni hai maine use bhi jod diya shit 70 fere

Main:- Devika Pari ko yaha bhej dena Devika ne kuch dher mujhe ghura phir haan kar ke
chali gayi aur Pari mere pas aa gayi aate hi mujhe marne wali thi par maine usse pakad
kar goad main betha liya

Pari:- aap Neha se bhi par aapko main manjur nahi hon

Main:- gussa chod de abhi bas shaadi hai bas shaadi

Pari:- aap taanav ban rahe hain

Main:- tandav?

Pari:- han ek biwi wale the paach pandav aur aap hai dus biwiyo ke akele tandav mujhe
hassi toh bohat aayi par kam se kam mera roj ka sukun toh bachega iss se shaadi uss se
shaadi saala main yahi karta reh jaunga ab bhaad main gayi duniya ab toh shaadi karunga
aur jyada hi beh gaya hon arramano main mera matlab tha pyaar karunga

Pari:- yeh aap acha nahi kar rahe ho mere sath

Main:- tu samjhati kyu nahi hai

Pari:- kya samjho bas yeh bata dijiye maine uske gaalo ko pyaar se pakda bas yahi ki filhal
humara milane ka wakt nahi aaya hai

Pari:- ok fine woh uth kar jane lagi par tabhi ruki aur

Pari:- ek minute filhal se kya matlab hai matlab aap woh bagati hue mere gale lag gayi

Pari:- kya yeh sacch hai jo abhi kaha

Main:- han pagali sab sacch hai bas intizar karna hai sahi wakt kaa

Pari:- tab se toh kar hi rahi hon thoda aur sahi tabhi woh sab tayar ho kar aa gayi abbe iss
ka photo kaise bheju frame hi kam pad jaaega par ab than liya toh than liya karna hai aaj
sab khatam log kehte hain ke shaadi ka ladu mitha hota hai par lagta hai iss mithe pan se
mujhe suger hone wali hai Pandit aur uske sath uske ghar wale hume ghur ghur ke dekh
rahe the

Main:- pandit ji shuru kare kya

Pandit:- haha han ja jaman pehle kon aayega

Main:- pehle toh Masoom kyuki aaj yeh tumahri wajah se ho raha hai

Masoom:- mere oper mat dalo aapke hi mann main ladoo fut rahe hain

Main:- han mujhe hi pata hai kiska kya fut raha aur tu harm khor hasna band karega

Arav:- sorry hasi rok nahi paa raha pehli bar dekh raha hon kisi ko ek sath itne sari musibat
gale leene

Sab:- aap ka kya matlab hai

Janu:- bhaiya aap kya kehna chaahte ho

Arav:- are tere bhabi meri gale ki musibat hi toh hai shaadi ke baad mera import transport
ka business bana diya hai main toh ghar ke aur uss ke makeup ke sammano se pareshan
ho jata hon
Pandit:- jajmaan sahi keh rahe hai

Pandit ki biwi:- aapna kaam karo warna abhi yahi bhagwaan se maafi mangwa dungi

Pandit:- nahi nahi aap dono aaege aayeye phir kya phir shuru hua sab ab isse detail main
batana sahi nahi aap log bohat hoshyaar hain aur shayad kai yoo ne karaiye bhi dost ki
yaa ki ho agar na hai experience toh south ki koi movie dekh lo aise kisa har movie main
mil jayega ohh rukiye aap log jara Neha ke sath fere ho jaaaye kuch palo baad han aa gaya
main han toh keh raha tha south chodo woh aap log soch rahe honge ki achanak kaise
sathya gaya hai yeh Dev darsal jab saale bhediye chila rahe the hamari maange puri karo
tab mujhe ahsas hua yeh toh shuruwaat hai abhi na jane kitne fere honge tere toh maine
socha ki ek hissab se ek se shaadi main journally indian culture ke hissab se 1-2 mahine
taayari main lagte hai toh 2- 3 saal main shaadiya aur in sabko manane main lag jaunga
iss se acha sabji ka taila hi utha luh roj wahi sahi hai

Pandit:- aarre jajmaan kaha kho gaye ho 8 fere loge kya

Main:- arre Komal tum Komal mujhe kiss karke side main ho gayi aur Janu aa gayi han toh
main keh rah tha ke sabji lana behtar hai ab baki ke kaam bhi dekhna hai ab shaadi ke
baad woh hoga jo hota hai dad ka business sambhalo chalo yeh bhi kar lenge bas ghum
toh ek baat ka reh gaya ke saala school college ki life ki lag gayi hai par han apna bacho ko
in shakitiyoo se dur hi rakhunga har koi ab meri tarah nahi ban sakta hai na ab yeh mat
kehna kya bache bhi sath main karoge kya ek hi room main toh aapki jankaari ke liye bata
do ke matlab yeh ke shaadi bhale share karo bed kabhi mat share karo woh kya hai na
bed tut jate hai ek minute woh purane jammne main hota tha aaj kal toh saale hilate bhi
nahi koi naaa hum hilane wala banwa lenge

Komal:- ab kya akele fere laagao ge chaloo hato maine dekha sab ke maathe main sindoor
hai aur mangalsutra bhi {joh obviously Devika layi hogi}

Main:- ho gaya sab badi jaldi ho gaya

Saloni:- kaha teen ghanta se ghum rahe ho thake nahi kya

Main:- kaha main toh fresh hon

Arav:- nahi rahega abb

Main:- tu gaya nahi haram khor

Arav:- dekh behna kya bol raha hai tum sabka kanya daan maine hi toh kiya
Main:- yeh kab hua

Janu:- aap yahi the naa

Main:- han yahi tha thanks Arav acha ab chale gaon aur filhal yeh sindoor saaf kar lo sab
itne tez chilayi ki main aur Arav toh dar ke marre gir gaye

Dad:- sahi kehte the beta kar le shaadi tab pata chalega ki baate soch samjh kar boli jati
hai

Shikha:- kya bola aap ne aap ne hamesha mujhe ignore kiya par maine kuch nahi kaha par
yeh dubara mat bolna

Main:- arre baba toh kya ghar par aise hi chaloge

Devika:- yeh sahi keh rahe hai itna toh karna hoga main aur Arav khade hue aur kapde
jhadne lage

Main:- abbe baat bata deta hon yeh jo abhi kiya na yeh dobara mat karna

Komal:- kya

Main:- kya yahi sikhaya hai tumhare maata pita ne apne pati se itne ucchi awaaj main baat
karte hain

Masoom:- maaf karna mere praan naath maine galati se yeh kiya mujhe shama kar de

Main:- arre Masu yeh kaise bol rahi ho

Masoom:- uth kar mere gale lag gayi mujhe maaf kar do aage se aisa nahi karungi

Main:- thek hai thek hai main ek baat nahi samjha aaj jab Masoom ke dad se mila toh un
main Guru ji ki jhalak dikhi aur ab yeh kya yeh Guru ji ki beti hai kya Guru ji hi Govind ji hai
par yaar woh toh chod aaj ke saawaiyoo kabhi nahi pata kab kya kar jate honge kya pata
mera shaak hai Govind ji mere guru nahi ho sakte jo bhi ho ab mujhe ghar jakar sonna hai
main thak gya hon aur nahi bol sakta aaj mera gala beth jayega kal uthungaa ab toh haaye
mere taange uske baaad sabke sath main ghar ki tarf nikla gaya matlab gaon ki taraf raaste
main Shiva ka phone aaya

Main:- haan bhai kaisa hai aur Sandy kaisa hai maa aur Laxmi

Shiva:- aram se bhai aram se sab thek hai jiske sath aap raho sab thek hi rahenge

Main:- acha kab aa raha hai ghar

Shiva:- bas Shiv ji mandir se aage nikla hon abhi

Main:- ab aa jaaa main bhi aage hi thodi duri par hon

Shiva:- acha aata hon maine cars wahi rukwa di main Masoom aur Komal ek car main the
baki peche the thodi hi dher baad woh bhi aa gayi unki car ka gate khula aur Laxmi aa kar
mere gale lag gayi

Laxmi:- bhaiya aap aaj mil gaye ab aapko nahi chodungi

Main:- han bhai mat chodna arre apni bhabi se nahi milegi kya Laxmi mere se alag hui aur
Masoom ko dekhne lagi

Laxmi:- aap wahi hai kya

Masoom:- kon gudiya

Laxmi:- arre jinka photo in ke purse main rehta tha

Main:- chup kar

Laxmi:- aur aap woh hai jinka tatoo inki pith par tha Komal mujhe khushi se dekhti hai

Laxmi:- ab bhabi kon hai in main se

Main:- dono hain

Laxmi:- aaww

Main:- acha Shiva maa kaha hai

Shiva:- arre bhai woh gaon gayi hai jaruri kaam se

Main:- chal koi nahi chale tu aa peche peche Laxmi ja kar Komal aur Masoom ke pair
chhuti hai

Komal:- arre gudiya kya karti hai itni choti umar main yeh sab sekh liya hai

Laxmi:- maa kehti hai kisi ko izzaat dene main umar ka koi kaam nahi bas dil main sachayi
honi chahiye Masoom uske gaalo ko sahlate hue Shiva bhai yeh hamari sath jayege aap
aaiye Laxmi ka chera khil utha phir sab car main ghar ki taraf rawana hue woh dono uss
se baato main lagi thi aur main car se bahar pedo ko gujarta dekh raha tha tabhi mujhe
neend aa gayi kyu ke kafi thak gaya tha aakehe lagate hi main sapno ke waadiyoo main
kho gaya main aise jagah tha jaha bohat roshni thi sab kuch itna saaf aur sunder tha ke
main toh kho gaya yeh kon si jagah hai peche se ek awaaj aayi
Sumitra:- beta tu aa gaya maine peche dekha meri maa bethi thi main bhagta hua unke
pas pahuch gaya

Main:- maa aap yaha

Sumitra:- arre beta pehle beth toh ja main jamin par beth gaya aur unki goad main sar
rakh liya maa mere baaloo ko sehalati hui boli kya hua beta tu khush toh hai na

Main:- han maa main bohat khush hon aaj aap se mil liya sab mil gaya

Sumitra:- kya waha tujhe maa ka pyaar nahi miltai

Main:- nahi aisa nahi hai maa bas woh thodi si alag hai hamesha chinta main rehti hai ki
kahi mere sath kuch galat na ho jaye

Sumitra:- unka darna sahi bhi hai beta akhir teri shaktiya hai hi aisi pehle bhi maine tujhe
itne naazo se pala tha main hi janti hon tujhe maine shakti se hamesha dur rakha

Main:- akhir aap sab mujh se kyu darte ho

Sumitra:- arre beta tujhse nahi tere ghusse se jab tu Joker banta hai tab tu bhi janta hai ki
tu kitna khukhaar ban jata hai mere samne woh sari ladayi aise gujri un sab ki chicke aur
unke hath pair behrahmo ki tarah todna

Maa:- kaha kho gye un palloo main mat ja beta acha bata kab milayega mujhe meri
bahuoo se aur neri teeno beetiyoo se

Main:- mila dunga maa par kya aap naraz ho ki maine Saloni aur Neha ke sath jo kiya

Sumitra:- nahi beta yeh toh ek din hona hi tha

Main:- kyu maa aisa kya hai

Sumitra:- beta woh asal main teri behne nahi thi par ab hain main iss baat se chonk gaya
iska kya matlab hai

Main:- kya hai maa aap paheliya mat bhujao

Sumitra:- tujhe nahi lagta ke in teeno se tera alag sa nata hai jaise koi chiz tujhe inke paas
khich rahi hai

Main:- han maa aisa hamesha hota hai

Sumitra:- asal main beta jab tumhare pita ek shaitaan se ladayi par geeye the tab maar
kaat main bohat jyada kho gaye pore teen varsoo tak ladate reh gaye the
Main:- toh maa kya hua

Sumitra:- jab woh ghar aaye toh hamesha gusse aur ladayi ke mood main rehne lage

Main:- yeh toh galat hua

Sumitra:- haan tab tu mere pet main tha toh ek din main un se puchne lagi kuch toh
unhone mujhje dhakka de diya aur main pet ke bal giri

Main:- maa

Sumitra:- chup pagal abhi thodi giri hon

Main:- nahi aap aage baataye

Sumitra:- phir thodi der baad jab unka jussa saant hua toh unhe apni galti ka ahsaas hua
par tab tak kafi der ho gayi thi aur main behosh ho gayi

Main:- pita ne yeh sahi nahi kiya

Sumitra:- unki bhi koi galti nahi hai phir woh mujhe raj vedh ke paas le gaye toh unho ne
hath utha diye woh kuch nahi kar sakte phir uske baad raaj guru ne bataya ki agar tere
pite ji 10 din ka maha yagaye kare aur apne ghusse aur shaktiyo se ek herre ka nirman
kare aur tujhe uss ne andar shangrakshit kar de toh sab thek ho sakta hai toh unhone
waisa kiya aur tere aur meri jaan bacch gayi

Main:- par maa

Sumitara:- han han ruk batati hon utawala kyu ho raha hai

Main:- maa aapki bahuye jo hai na woh mere bina do pal ab nahi bethne wali kab jaga de
mujhe pata nahi

Sumitra:- acha toh sun jab tere janma ka samye aaya toh mujhe apni shaktiyo se usse
kholna tha maine wahi kiya par bhagwan ki vidambana usss herre ke pacch tukdae hue
aur ek se tu bana aur baki chaar se woh sab

Main:- maa chaar kon

Sumitra:- arre Shikha aur kon pagal

Main:- par maa woh toh chacha ki beti thi naa

Sumitra:- nahi beta woh tere pita ji ne unhe de diya tha kyuki teri chachi ko bohat pasand
thi woh main bhi mana nahi kar sakti thi
Main:- jao maa yeh baate ab bata rahi ho mujhe aur aap mujhe bich majdhaar main chod
kar chali gayi na main pariwaar sambhal paaya na rajaya ko

Sumitra:- beta jo tu ne kiya shayad hi uss wakt koi karta par tujhe yaad hai na mahakaal
ne kya kiya tha

Main:- han maa uss ne abhi bhi mujhe kayi saalo tak narak main rakha

Sumitra:- beta shayad kuch saalo main woh tuj tak pahuch jaye kyuki ab tere aur tere pita
ji ka banaya hua kavach usse jyada rok nahi payega waha

Main:- maa kya uss wakt aap mujh par vishwas kar ke ruk jati toh woh aapko nahi maar
pata aur aapki kasam ki wajah se maine kabhi dubara uska piccha nahi kiya

Sumitra:- main nahi chahti thi ki tu badle main kho kar apni zindagi barbaad kare par beta
ab tujhe majbut banna hoga apni shakatiyoo ko ujagar karna hoga

Main:- han maa kar lunga bas thodi der aapke goad main rah nahiii honn uff kon hai kon
hai mera khanjar Masoom ke gale par laga hua tha aur uski gardan se khon nikal raha tha
main jhat se khanjar fenk diya aur apne honto ko uski gardan par laga diya uski ankho
main aansu aa gaye the maine uska khon thodi dher chusa jab khon band hua toh hata

Main:- maaf kar do baby main sacch main bohat bura hon Masoom apne aansuo ko saaf
karti hui mere seene se lag jati hai

Masoom:- nahi aisa mat kaho shayad maine hi galat time par aap ko utha diya

Main:- par phir bhi mujhe maaf kar do {main bhi apni galti par apne aansu roak nahi paaya}

Masoom:- bas kariye kaha na kuch nahi hua bas thoda sa khon hi toh nikla hai aur woh
aapke honto ne sukha diya waise kaha kho gaye the aap

Main:- main apni Sumitra maa ke paas tha

Masoom:- pichle janam main

Main:- han wahi thi

Masoom:- kya keh rahi thi

Main:- yahi ki meri baby bahu se kab mila raha hai

Masoom:- aap na bigad gaye ho

Main:- maa pehle se hi sab janti hai

Masoom:- acha ab bahar chaliye sab khana kha rahe hain

Main:- acha tabhi jagane aayi thi

Masoom:- haan waise bohat maja aa raha hai safar main mujhe toh lag raha hai main apni
baraat lekar ja rahi hon

Main:- arre baba tum khush toh main khush ab chalo bahar nahi toh koi aayei aur kahegi
abhi tak romance chal raha hai usne jhuk kar mujhe kiss kiya aur mera hath pakad kar
mujhe sabke paas bahar le chali jaha sab bethe khane ka maja le rahe the actually yeh ek
dhaba tha

Main:- arre dhabe par kyu roka aage city main resturant main le chalti

Massom:- kabhi khaa kar dekhiye iss ka alag maja hai

Main:- matlab pura aadmi banne ki tayari main ho

Masoom:- han baki raat ko aap pura kar dena

Main:- han kyu nahi hum dono jakar table par beth gaye

Janu:- aa gayi ho gaya pyaar in the car

Masoom:- haan kyu tujhe bhi karna hai kya

Janu:- arre apni sautan ko thodi toh ijjat de na

Masoom:- han kyu nahi didi kya lenge aap mujhe iss baat par hasi aa gayi jo Janu ko acha
nahi laga woh aakar meri goad main beth gayi

Main:- arre yeh kya

Janu:- mouh kholo jaldi

Main:- aawww usne ek shahi paner aur tandori roti ka tukda mere mouh main gussa diya
waki bada tasty tha samne rakha hua mouh main aur bhi pani laa raha tha maine Janu kaa
hath pakda aur uski ungliyo ko chus liya Janu toh jaise iss se jyada khush nahi hui kabhi

Janu:- dekha kitna pyaar karte hai mujh se mere hath se inhe khana kitna tasty lag raha
hai

Masoom:- mouh bana kar paneer acha bana hai toh lagega nahi

Janu:- aap kuch bologe yaa nahi

Main:- waakiye Janu ki ungliyo main hi asli sawaad hai aur khilao na Masoom ne paner
hata liya

Janu:- Masoom dekh majak nahi laa idhar laa

Masoom:- arre teri ungliya tasty hai toh iss ka kya kaam hai maine janu ki ungliya phir se
chusna start kar di kya karu Masoom ka gusse wala chera ekdum dil ko ghayal kar raha
tha aur han waakiye Janu ki ungliya swadist hain Masoom ne bade pyaar se meri taraf
dekha jis main uski khobsurati aur naraazgi saaf jhalak rahi thi

Udhar dusri table par jalan ne pura halkam macha rakha hai

Saloni:- (mann main) dekho kitna pyaar aa raha hai hume toh puccha hi nahi

Shikha:- (mann main) ab jab tak kudh baat nahi karenge main nahi jana pas tumhare bas
satate raho

Neha:- karwaya sab mere saniko ne maje yeh Janu le rahi hai dekho inhe bhi mujhe toh
rulate hai aur iss Janu ki ungliya nahi chod rahe hai mujhe laga maine kuch dher aur kiya
toh kahi yaha aag na lag jaye

Main:- acha bb betho waha main aur kuch lekar aata hon

Janu:- kya lene ja rahe ho

Main:- ice cream kon sa logi

Janu:- vanilla

Main:- Masu baby tum Masoom mouh bana kar gusse main chocolate main lene chala
gaya waha se kayi sari ice cream li aur pehle gaya dusri table par aur sabko dene

Richa:- iski kya jaonrat hai jaaiye waha de dijiye

Main:- kya tum bhi pagaloo wali baat kartai ho chalo lo aur gussa saant karo

Neha:- gusse se mujhe vanilla dena ab ye Janu ne mangi toh main yeh flavour ek hi laya
tha par maine de diya Janu maan hi jayegi sabko di par sab gusse main hi thi acha hua
saala table alag hai par unko abhi naraj nahi kar sakta tha kafi dino baad itna khush hai
dono maine Janu ko strawberry icecream di

Janu:- yeh kyu

Main:- arre hamari pasand ki bhi kha lo

Masoom:- mujhe bhi yahi doo maine usse bhi de di tabhi waha Sona aa gayi

Main:- tum kaha thi tabse

Sona:- main washroom gayi thi

Main:- acha yeh lo

Sona:- wow chocolate flavour bohat pasand hai na aapko main Masoom ko dekhta hon
kabhi Janu ko dono khate kahte ruk gayi thi par maine han main sar hilaya

Sona:- khaate hue acha kitna dur hai abhi

Main:- bas 1-2 ghante ka safar aur hai

Sona:- khana khaya aap ne

Main:- han khaa liya

Massom:- acha aaj kal kam khaa rahe ho

Main:- han thoda dieting par hon naa Sona apne chair lekar mere paas aa gayi pagal ho
kya yeh kaho usne itna khila diya ki main bhi nahi kar paa raha tha karib 2 ghante main
hum gaon pahuche itne sari gaadiya dekh kar sab hamari cars ko hi ghur rahe the

New charachters Gaon ke kuch log

Madan:- gaon main mithai ki bohat badi dukaan hai

Raju: bachpan ka dost Aansu: bachapan ka acha dost Mukhiya: Mangu Singh

Dr yaa kaho jhola chaap Dr: Hariya Kumar

Mukhiya aur kuch log Dr sahab ke sath mandir ke bahar bane chotari par bethe the gaon
main aisa hi hota hai shaam ko jyada taar kisi ke na ho toh pata nahi humare gaon main
toh hai

Mukhiya:- arre baap re kon aaye gawa re eeha (kon aa gaya yaha)

Dr:- shayad Rajptoo ke ghar aaye hon

Admn1:- arre han sune ta humaho rahani shayad diwali manawaye aaye rahe {shayad
diwali manane aaye ho} tabhi waha se ek ladka bhagta hua aa jata hai aur ek ghar main
ghus jata hai yeh hai yaha ke jamidaar ka ghar

Jamidaar: Ratan singh Roshni: Ratan ki beti

Grirraj Singh: Ratan ka beta jyadataar log isse Giri bulate hain

Kamala Singh: Ratan ki biwi

Ladka:- maalik woh aa gaye

Ratan:- kon aa gaya bhai

Ladka:- arre Dev babu aa gaye yeh baat opar khadi Roshni sun ke khidki ke paas bhag cars
ko gujarte hue dekhti hai

Giri:- arre kya khabar di hai yeh lee Giri usse noto ka ek bandal de kar bahar aa jata hai
asal main yeh Roshni Aansu aur Raju kafi ache dost the phir dad ka buisness badha aur
hum sab gaon se chale aaye sab aate hai ghar par bas main kabhi nahi aata tha kyuki
mujhe bhi sahar ki hawa lag gayi thi aur sacch kahu toh gaon main log bohat chipku hote
hain yeh uss time lagta tha par aaja yaha aakar sukun mil raha tha ghar phuch kar main
Masoom ke sath car se utara hi tha ki maa aur chachiya aur gaon ki kuch aurte khadi thi
maa hamari aarti karne lagi halaki shaadi toh sab ki hui thi par kya kare bhi Masoom iss ki
halakaar hai ab nagada toh pit nahi sakta phir sab traditoon riti riwwaj jo sab jante hai
hua main toh shaanti se jakar sofe par beth gaya main aram farma rah tha tabhi gate par
mujhe koi ladka apni age ka main nahi pahchna usse kapdo se kafi ameer lag raha tha
mere pas aaya

Giri:- Dev kaha hai main hairan tha ek banda mujh se mera pata puch raha hai

Main:- kyu kya kaam hai

Giri:- bata dijiye sir bohat din hue uss se mile hue woh toh bhul gaya hai par main nahi
bhula

Main:- acha kya lagta hai aap ka

Giri:- mera bachapan ka yaar hai sath main humne bohat maje kiye hain main uske gale
lag gaya

Giri:- arre sir aap ko kya hua bata dijiye na woh budhu kaha hai

Main:- budhu kya matlab

Giri:- arre apne toh dekha hoga sukha se hai aapki tarah body shodhi nahi hai maine uske
kaan pakad ke khiche kyu be haram khor main tujhe sukha lagta hon

Giri:- karahta hua kya matlab aap

Main:- abbe main hon tera Dev

Giri:- aa abbe teri ki kaan toh chod na maine uske kaan chode

Giri:- abe tu toh badal gaya ekdum kya baat hai peche se dad aate hue bole arre bhai
shaadi ke ladu jo kaah liye hai iss ne

Giri:- arre chacha ji namaste

Dad:- khush raho beta aur sab kaise hai ghar par

Giri:- sab badhiya hai aapka ashirwaad hai

Dad:- arre Dec jao bahar apne dosto ke saaath thoda ghum aao

Main:- ji dad chal be nautanki aur hum dono haste hue bahar jane lage

Masoom:- aap kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- yahi hon dost ke sath thoda ghum ke aata hon Masoom usse hath jod ke namaste
karti hai aur andar chali jati hai aur hum bahar nikalte hain

Giri:- abbe uss ladki ne aise kyu bulaya main yaar wo

Giri:- bata raha hai yaa laagau ek

Main:- yaara teri bhabi hai woh

Giri:- what

Main:- abbe tujhe kya hua

Giri:- tu ne shadi kar li

Main:- han bhai aur kya

Giri:- abbe masti ki umar main shadi kar li

Main:- bhai kya uss se kon si masti ruk jayegi

Giri:- bhai sahi khel gaya hai tu waise ek baat batau

Main:- han bol

Giri:- ab tak kitne seal tode

Main:- kaha bhai aaj hi toh shaadi hui hai

Giri:- ohh toh tu aaj palang todega bhai khidki band kar liyoo

Main:- tu saale nahi sudhrega

Giri:- waise tujhe ek baat batani hai

Main:- woh kya

Giri:- mere ghar chal kisi se milana hai

Main:- kon bhai

Giri:- teri bhabi se yeh bol kar woh bhagne laga

Main:- ruk saale maine jutta nikal kar uss par fenkha uss ne uthaya aur bhage laga

Giri:- ab aa ek pair main jutta liye maine usse dusra bhi maar diya usne woh bhi uthaya
aur bhagta hua haweli ke andar ghus gya gaon wale hume aise ghur rahe the jaise koi
naach chal raha ho main ander aa kar idhar utha dekh raha tha ke meri nazar ek khidki
par padi jaha se koi ladki mujhe dekh rahi thi main sar niche kar ke aage badhne laga
samne Ratan chacha bethe the maine jakar unke aur Kamala chachi ke pair chue

Ratan:- arre kon ho bhai

Giri:- pita ji yaad hai humare ghar main nange pair kon aata tha

Kamala:- arre beta khabar di hoti ke tu aa raha hai Kamala ja jaldi se kuch intezam kar
humare ghar ki shaan aayi hai

Main:- arre chachi ji bas karo itna bhi na hon main

Giri:- han maa bhai sahab ne shaadi jo kar li hai aur bataya bhi nahi

Ratan:- arre Kamala phir toh tayari karo abhi hum waha bahu ki mouh dikhayi karne
jayenge

Main:- ji chaliye aapse mil kar sab bohat khush honge

Ratan:- aur mera yaar aaya hai ki nahi

Main:- han dad aaye hai

Kamala:- aur

Giri:- sab aaye hain maa ab isse kuch khilao bhi ki baate karti rahogi
Kamala:- han isse naukaro ke hath ke khaane ki adad nahi mere hath se bana hua
khaayega

Giri:- han aap banao main aata hon pata nahi Chandni kaha par reh gayi hai tab tak tu
Roshni se mil woh opar hai

Ratan:- han beta jao uss se bhi mil lo

Main:- hans kar ji kyu nahi sacch batau toh meri fatti hai uss se kab kya karti thi koi nahi
bata sakta bachpan main sabse jyada issi ne mujhe pitwaya hai main opar aaya kayi sarre
kamre the waha mujhe laga shayad yahi ho maine knock kiya

Andar se:- kon hai main aawaj sun kar loutne laga saala ladkiyo se duri banana ab sahi hai
waise bhi woh kutiya Mohani jab se peche padi hai na kya batau tabhi sidhiyoo se Kamala
chachi aayi

Kamala:- arre beta woh wala kamra hai jao mil lo kyu dar rahe ho

Main:- nnn toh jata hon maine gate ko dhakka diya aur andar chala gaya woh awaaj se
mudi

Roshni:- kon ho yaha andar kaise aaye

Main:- Roshni main woh sunne ko kaha tayar thi mera naam lete ho jante ho jamidaar ki
ghar main aise aane ka kya hsarh hota hai

Main:- arre khali pili dimag na thaka ree jamidar ki beti hai kuch aur toh nahi na woh tezi
se meere paas aayi aur mere gale lag gayi

Roshni:- ab itne saaloo baad hamari yaad aaye hai

Main:- arre toh tu ne mujhe kab yaad kiya ek bar bhi phone kiya ab mat kehna ke no nahi
tha woh mujh se alag hoti hui haan nahi tha

Roshni:- kya tu din bhar gym main rehta hai

Main:- nahi bas kaam main sab hota rehta hai tabhi chachi aayi beta tayar ho ja Dev ke
ghar jana hai

Roshni:- kyu maa

Kamala:- arre bahu rani ki mouh dikhahyi karni hai sabsai pehle main hi jaongi

Roshni:- kiski shaadi hui hai

Main:- arre baba tere iss Dev ki aur kiski

Roshni:- ohh acha hai

Main:- kya baat hai khush nahi hui

Roshni:- hans kar arre main toh yeh sochti hon ke tujh jaise ladke se kisne shaadi ki hogi

Main:- (mann main) khud ki hui nahi baadi aayi meri dekhne arre mere pas toh itni hain
ki bas puccho mat

Roshni:- kaha kho gaya kya wife ki yaad aa rahi hai

Main:- han woh hai hi aisi ki yaad kiye bina raha nahi jata

Kamala:- bas bus chalo jaldi se niche tayar hokar aao

Roshni:- ji maa aap chalo woh chali gayi

Main:- acha main bhi chalta hon

Roshni:- arre main tayar ho rahi hon tu ruk na tere sath hi chalungi

Main:- arre toh niche hon naa

Roshni:- kaha na ruk tu toh aise dar raha hai jaise main tera rape kar dungi beth yaha

Main:- ghabra kar nahi nahi koi baat nahi main thek hon

Roshni:- hil kyu raha hai itna chal beth

Main:- kaha na thek hon uss ne mujhe chikh kar betha diya aur wahi hua jo main nahi
chahta tha

Main:- (mann main) shit yaar

Roshni:- (mann main) yeh hai kya kaise sambhalti hogi iss ki biwi ohh yeh main kya sochne
lagi

Main:- ab ja bhi jaldi naa

Roshni:- huuu han jati hon woh tayar hokar aayi toh main idhar udhar tahal raha tha

Roshni:- pani du kya

Main:- na tu jaldi niche chal shukar hai ab bina bole niche gayi main khada tha toh comfort
main tha par bethna na baba na achanak saala kya ho gaya hai mujhe
Ratan:- beta beth jao

Main:- na naa bas yahi mat karwaiye Roshni hans padi samne mere jutte pade hue the
maine pahne aur jhat se nikal gaya woh awaaje lagate reh gaye par main sedha ghar chal
pada jaise hi ghar pahucha sab bahar hi bethe the matlab bade log andar pahucha toh
samne Richa khadi thi

Main:- shiii chiiiii

Rica:- kya hai dekho kaam kar rahi hon maine uska hath pakda aur khick kar opar le jane
laga

Richa:- arre maa abhi bula lengi

Main:- bas 5- 10 min lagenge

Richa:- kis main maine usse andar leja kar room band kiya aur jhat se dono ke kapde
ghayab kar diye maine apne lund ki taraf ishara kiya issko thanda karne main

Richa:- mouh khol ke yeh kya hai ji

Main:- iska naam batao kya

Richa:- pichli baar se kiiitnaa bada ho gaya hai

Main:- tab main bhediya bhi nahi tha

Richa:- aage aayi koi aa gaya toh

Main:- aane do par abhi karro mujhse bardasat nahi ho raha

Richa:- main iska kya karu

Main:- arre baba chus ke thanda karo

Richa:- aaj hua kya hai maine uska mouh pakda aur apna lund halke se uske mouh main
rakh diya

Main:- ohh Richa maja aa raha hai aur andar lo na isse

Richa:- uuu guu

Main:- eeh mere balls uumm han aise hi aur andar lo

Richa:- (mann main) ohh godd inka yeh kitna bada hai ye toh mere purre gaal ko faad
dega main jhuk kar uski chuchiyoo ko masalne laga
Richa:- umm aahh usne mujhe dhakka de kar bed par gira diya woh mere opar aa rahi thi
par maine usse palat diya aur uske opar aa gaya maine lund uske mouh ke samne kar diya
aur apna mouh uski chot ke pas le gaya aur apne dono panjo main uski gaand ko kas ke
pakad liya main uski choot par jeeb chalane laga

Richa:- han aise ohh maaa Ricch itna bol ke jhad gayi aur main uske mouh main jhad gaya
par lund bethne ko tayar hi nahi tha saala kuch khaya bhi toh nahi tha tabhi maa ki awaaj
aayi Richa uth kar beth gayi aur boli jaldi se mujhe wapas sahi karo warna main gayi

Main:- ek baar aur karo naa

Richa:- hey bhagwaan yeh baithta kyu nahi

Main:- lagta hai isse iski gehriya nahi mili maine uski choot ko halke se dabate hue kaha

Richa:- please jaldi karo naa

Main:- jao phir maine chutki bajayi aur dono wapas sahi ho gaye par saala mera lund abhi
bhi gila aur khada tha Richa gate khol kar bahar nikli hi thi ke Pari andar aa gayi main jaldi
se khada ho gaya

Main:- tu yaha kya kar rahi hai

Pari:- bas aapse milne aa gayi

Main:- pehle gate band kar pagal

Pari:- kya baat hai kyu gate band karwa rahe ho

Main:- maine kaha na kar Pari ne gate band kiya main wapas let gaya woh mere pas aakar
let gayi

Pari:- kya hua aaj bade garam ho rahe ho itna dur hon phir bhiiiii wwoo yeh kya hai usne
mere jhaang par rakhe lund par hath rakhte hue kaha maine uska haaath hataya par mera
dimag kaam nahi kar raha tha

Pari:- (mann main) yaar ab jake kaam hua viagra ka itna late asar hota hai in par

Main:- kya kaha matlab abhi mann main tu ne

Pari:- shit kuch bhi nahi

Main:- Pari bata na jaldi uuu mera mmuuuu apne hont dabate hue

Pari:- sorry bhaiya woh jo aap ne car main juice piya tha maine uss main viagra mila di thi
Main:- kya tu pagal toh nahi hai na

Pari:- galti se tondofil bhi mila di thi

Main:- haaye meri kismat arre ek do hi milayi hai na

Pari:- nahi 3 viagra 2 tondofil

Main:- maar gaya maa yeh ladki pagal ho gayi hai yeh goliya isse milli kaha se Pari mere
lower par hath rakate hue rukiye mujhe dekhne dijiye kya hua hai

Main:- hat dur hat par woh maani kaha aur roka mujh se ja nahi raha tha usne mera lower
khicha

Pari:- aaww woo what is that

Main:- Pari maan ja warna main aaj nahi ruk paunga Pari dheere se mere lund ko pakadte
hue

Pari:- soo hot na kitne inch ka haiii

Main:- faad dega uff kya kya bulawa dega tu chodd

Pari:- kya main kuch kar ke dekhu

Main:- kya Pari niche jhuki aur lund ko halke se lick kiya mera toh pre cum nikal gaya

Main:- ohh maja aa raha hai tum sab ladkiya yeh sab kaha se sikh leti ho

Pari:- internet my boy internet mera hath uski chuchiyo par chala gaya kya kadak hai
maine usse apne opar le liya

Pari:- kya kar rahe ho karne do maine uski tshirt ko khola aur uski bra ko niche kar ke uski
chuchiyoo ko muthi main kash liya Pari ki sisski nikal gayiii aahh sssiii maar gayii todege
kya main jalde se yeh nikal Pari apna hath peche kar ke mere lund ko masalne lagi kyu kya
karoge ulat kar main aaj sunne ke mood main nahi tha maine uski legging aur uski penty
ko khinch ke fenkh diya aur uski gaand ko pakad ke uthaya aur uski chot ko apne muh par
rakh kar wapas uski chuchiyoo ko kas liya maine jaise hi uski chot par jeeb fhirayi woh
pagal si ho gayi

Pari:- aahh uuiii woh aaah aah kar ke masti main khud ko hilane lagai maine jeeb ko ghuma
ke jaise hi uski chot maine ghusani ki khosi ki uss ne saara wajan mere mouh par daal diya
aur jhaad gayi main uski choot chatte hi ja raha tha
Pari:- kya kar rahe ho aap kha jaoge isse maine usse bed ke dusri side patak diya aur
ghurne laga

Peri:- aise kya dekh rahe ho

Main:- tu ab sacch main badi ho gayi hai

Pari:- apne boobs ko masalte hue maine toh pehle hi kaha tha aap maante hi nahi the
main uske opar aa gaya

Main:- inhe chu kar dekhu

Pari:- waah abhi jab berahmi se masal rahe the tab nahi chua maine jhuk kar jeeb ko halke
se nipple par chalaya

Pari:- uuiii maaaa aap ki jeeb kya kya kar sakti hai aaj pata chal raha hai ab main uski
nipples ko honto main bhar ke chus raha tha uss ne ek hath se mera lund pakad liya uske
pakatte hi mere hatho ke baal khade ho gaye kyuki ladki ke hatho ka saparsh alag hi hota
hai

Pari:- ab pata chala yeh sote hue mujhe kyu chubta tha

Main:- kyu chubta tha

Pari:- isko iss ki talash jo thi woh yeh baat apni choot ko pakad kar kehti hai pata nahi kyu
aaj uss ki baato main alag sa nasha tha jise sun mere sharir main ajeeb si halchal ho rahi
thi

Pari:- yeh itna garam kyu hai

Main:- iss ki garami abhi nahi nikli

Pari:- aapko isse iss se bhi garam jagh main daal dena chahiye

Main:- aaj tujhe hua kya hai kaisi baate kar rahi hai woh halaka sa opar hui aur mere honto
ko kiss kiya phir peche ho gayi

Pari:- aapke pyaar ka nasha aaj mujhe keh raha hai sari hade par kar duu

Main:- ohh Pari main bhi aaj sab bhul jana chahta hon aur mera shrair ka har ek ang
tumahare sharir main ghusna chahta hai Pari mera lund apni choot par rakh kar shuruwat
iss se karo main halaka se aage hua toh mere lund ne uski chot ke pako ko halka se kholna
chalu kiya
Pari:- kya iss main dard hoga

Main:- ab yeh dard ek ladki hi bata sakti hai

Pari:- aa rukiye thoda mirchi si lag rahi hai

Main:- Pari agar tumhe jyada dard ho raha hai toh hum ruk jate hai

Pari:- mujhe nahi pata aage kitna dukhega par abhi mujh se nahi saha ja raha main uske
opar se hata gaya

Pari:- mujhe maaf kardijiye main aapko aur rone lagii main usse goad main utha kar
bathroom main le gaya aur shower chalu kar diya

Main:- tu kyu roo rahi hai

Pari:- maine aapko woh karne nahi diya

Main:- arre pagal koi baat nahi waise main janta hon tu yeh sab kyu chahti thi Pari chup
ho gayi

Main:- dekh Pari sex pyaar ko badhata hai pyaar main sex sahi hai par sex ke liye pyaar
yeh galat hai

Pari:- kya karti main aap hamesha mujhe khud se dur karte rehte ho

Main:- toh kya iss ka solution yahi hai

Pari:- par abhi aap bhi toh yahi chaahte the naa

Main:- han woh tere golioo se main kuch jyada hyper ho gaya tha

Pari:- par abhi bhi aapka yeh aisa kyu hai

Main:- ab yeh kuch ghatne toh aise hi rahega tu chinata na kar

Pari:- par aapko maine woh pila diya aapko pata nahi chala

Main:- arre baba mujhe thodi pata tha meri Pari ke dimag main kya kya khurafaat chalti
hai woh toh acha hai Richa ne thoda sa relax kiya Pari wapas se lund pakad kar hilane lagi

Main:- arre kya kar rahi hai

Pari:- aap kudh se karo iss se acha main hi karti hon itna toh kar hi sakti hon phir main ek
aur baar jhada aur hum dono naha kar kapde phen kar bahar aaye aur let gaye
Pari:- waise apne mujh se shaadi kyu nahi ki

Main:- shayad abhi wakt nahi hai

Pari:- kahi aisa na ho main rahu hi na uss wakt jab sahi wakt ho

Main:- pagal ho gayi hai aaj ke baad aisi baat mat karna samjhi

Pari:- kya ek baat sacch bologe

Main:- han puch

Pari:- kya aap sacch main mujhse pyaar karte ho

Main:- kya iska jawab dena jaruri hai

Pari:- han bilkul jaruri hai

Main:- han woh bhi aaj se bohat pehle se yaha tak ki Komal se pehle main tujhe pyaar
karne laga tha Pari jhatke se beth gayi

Pari:- yeh ekdum jhut hai

Main:- yeh sacch hai ab itne khobsurat ladki mere paas roj rehti hai toh yeh hona hi tha
par maine usse attraction samjh kar bhulana chaaha aur phir meri zindagi main Komal
aayi aur phir main aa mara kyu

Pari:- aapki itne himaat mere paayar kisi aur ko de diya

Main:- arre ab toh tujhe apna pyaar mil gaya naa

Pari:- yeh pyaar nahi aap hum sab par ahssan kar rahe ho kya koi insan itne logo se pyaar
kar sakta hai

Main:- nahi tum log mujh par ahsaan kar rahi ho mujhe apna kar

Pari:- nahi maine appse pyaar kiya keval pyaar

Main:- waise hai kya pyaar yeh janti bhi hai

Pari:- han pyaar woh hai jo aapko jina sikhaye pyaar woh jo aapko rote hue hasana sikhaye
pyaar woh jis main na kudh ka dhayan rehta hai na duniya ka bas najar aata hai toh woh
jise aap pyaar karte ho pyaar main na koi sart hoti hai na koi galti ki gunjaish pyaar woh
jo aapko bharosa sikhaye pyaar woh jo aapko ladna sikhaye Pyaar woh hai jo dard main
jinna sikhaye pyaar woh hai jo judayi main aansu pina sikhaye pyaar wo hai maine uske
mouh par hath rakh diya

Main:- bas kar na kya ho gaya hai tujhe

Pari:- aapke iss attraction ke bharam ne mere zindagi ke na jane kitne hasin pal chin liye

Main:- galti insan se hoti hai

Pari:- aap insan nahi ho

Pari:- aap mere woh ho jis main aaj logo ka vishwaas nahi hai

Main:- tu kaha thi aaj se pehle tu itni badi kab ho gayi

Pari:- main toh hamesha yahi thi aapko nazar hi nahi aayi

Main:- sacch tu hi hai jisko mere se sabse jyada pyaar hai kyuki na tujhe mujhse kabhi koi
shikwa raha na kuch pane ki icccha bas tha toh pyaar par bhala itna pyaar kyu karti hai ki
mere liye pagal ho gayi woh mere seene se lag gayi jaise dar gayi ho

Pari:- nahi usss jagah ki yaad mat dilaye main kaisi jitna un yaado ko bhul kar main hi janti
hon

Main:- kya main teri yaado se unhe mita do

Pari:- nahi nahi zindagi ke kisi bhi hisse ho bhulna nahi chahti jo maine jiye hain yeh mujhe
takkat dete hain Pari ki in baato ne mujhe un logo ki yaad dila di jinhe main nazar andaaj
karta aa raha hon K Dev jise maine apne maksad ke liye Akhil bana rakha hai Tulsi didi
Payal didi Haryana ke woh sab log jo mere zindagi ke kuch hisso main hain aaj mujhe ek
insan ki yaad bhi aaayi jo shayad do pal hi rahi meri zindagi main Jean tabhi mujhe woh
yaad aaye jise maine kal wada kiya tha maine phone dekha toh uss ki miss call thi

Main:- Pari agar koi pucche toh kehna kuch kaam se paas market main gaya hon

Pari:- aap kaha ja rahe ho

Main:- arre kuch hai aata hon

Pari:- ok jaldi aana uske baad main jungal pahucha jaha maine dr Deepika ko bulaya tha
usse call ki toh thodi duri par ring tone sunayi di main uske pas gaya

Main:- kya hua ab bolo

Deepika:- main yaha mar rahi hon aur tum phone bhi nahi utha sakte
Main:- kya maine kaha tha mera khon lene ko

Deepika:- please mujhe bacha lo maine uska hath pakda aur uska khon chusne laga woh
chilaa rahi par maine uski bhaaho main daant ghusaaye rakha kafi der baad maine usse
choda jab laga ki ab yeh thek ho jayegi dheere uske sharir se baal ghayab hone lage aur
woh hosh main aa gayi aur woh kudh ko dekhne lagi

Deepika:- khush hokar main thek ho gayi main thek ho gayi

Main:- acha ab main chalta hon

Deepika:- ek minute maine sapne main dekha tha ke tum aur tumhari kayi ladkiya hai aur
do bache hain woh sab dheere se dhuue ki tarah ghayab ho rahe hain aur tum chila rahe
ho maine uska hath jhat se pakad liya aur mujhe woh sapna nazar aaya mujhe kuch chiz
kaal panik si lagi jaise woh msg

Main:- ek baat batana kya tum movies jyada dekhti ho

Deepika:- han mujhe hollywood movies bohat pasand hain iska matlab woh msg yaha woh
jagah iss ki kalpana hai par mera jo hissa hai woh mera bhavishya hai par yeh isse kyu
dikha shayad yeh koi ishara hai bhagawaan ka ki aage shayad kuch hoga par mujhe ab
thoda sa satark hona hoga maa ne bhi kaha hai ki woh aayega kuch saalo main opar se
sabka khayaal bhi rakhna hai par koi baat nahi main sambhal lunga maa ke asshirwaad se
main Deepika ko dubara kabhi samne na aane ko keh kar ghar aa gaya jyada nahi wakt
laga

Main:- arre Pari tu gayi nahi abhi yaha se

Pari:- nahi warna sab niccehe aapko puchate toh main kya kehti

Main:- acha waise aaj tu bohat khush dikh rahi hai

Pari:- acha aisa kyu lag raha hai

Main:- kya pata mujhe bas khilli hui lag rahi hai

Pari:- acha aap bhi suhagraat ki khushi main chamak rahe ho

Main:- nahi suhagraat ka time nahi hai abhi tabhi bathroom se Masoom aakar waha khadi
ho gayi

Main:- arre baby tum yaha

Masoom:- baby ke bache yeh lo

Main:- nahi nahi mera woh matlab nahi tha main bas Pari ko taal raha tha

Masoom:- jao akele manao mere pas mat aana samjhe main Pari ko ishare se bahar jane
ko kehta hon aur woh jane lagti hai

Masoom:- yuh kaha chali

Pari:- maa ki awaaj ayyi hai shayad koi kaam ho woh gate khol kar chali gayi Masoom bhi
gate ki taraf gayi maine usse peche se pakad liya

Masoom:- chodo na dekhu toh kya kaam hai niche maine usse diwal se laga diya aur uski
gardan chumne laga

Masoom:- aa kya karte ho aap bhi koi aa jayega maine hath opar kar ke kunda laga diya
aur uske pith par se sadi ko hataya aur uss par ungli ghumane laga Masoom ki taange
kaanpne lagi jaise vibration mode par ho maine uske blouse ki thread halke se kholi aur
hont ussski pith par rakh diye

Ab Masoom ki jabani

Dev ke hoto ka garam sparsh mere tan badan main aag laga raha tha main rokna toh
chahti thi par rok nahi paa rahi thi unhone ne ek hath mere pet par rakh diya ohh maa
unke chipakne se mere jawani badal uthi har baar ka aur aaj ka nasha kuch aur tha unka
har ek sparsh mujhe jaise orgasam de raha tha unki ungliya meri naabhi main aur unke
hont mere kaano main halchal macha rahe the maine aisa aaj tak feel nahi kiya tha woh
mere kaaano ko garmi diye ja rahe the mujhse raha nahi gaya main ghum gayi aur unke
honto ko apne honto se kas liya woh toh jaise yehi chaahte the mere jeeb ko woh aise
khichne lagi jaise kitni mithi ho khat khat

Saloni:- arre Masoom kaha reh gayi niche sab aaye hain chal jaldi yeh ladki kabhi nahi
sudhregi ek toh maine isse apni sautan banaya ki kam se kam mera sath de par yeh mere
hatho nahi mere honto main aaye Dev ko cudawa rahi hai

Saloni:- arre baba aa na maine un se kiss todi

Main:- chal main aayi

Saloni:- acha Dev kaha hai

Masoom:- woh abhi bahar hi hai

Saloni:- arre Pari ne kaha opar hai

Masoom:- han shayad bathroom main ho koi kaam hai

Saloni:- kk kuch nahi chal aa jaldi

Main:- Dev se yeh aapki Saloni bohat sararti hai dekh rahe ho na

Dev:- han tum chipki nahi ki yeh aa gayi

Main:- aane de par aaj raat main aur aap honge bas

Saloni:- arre kya karni lagi hai

Ab meri jubani

Main:- arre Masoom jaldi jao na dekho yeh kyu bula rahi hai aur han gate band karti jana
woh chali gayi aur maine gate band kar liya aur jakar khidki ke pas beth gaya aur asan laga
kar dhayan lagne laga kafi der baad mera dhayan laga aur mujhe maa dikhai di par aaj
unke sath koi aur bhi tha main unke pas gaya toh mera pita ji the Arjun Rajput

Arjun:- aa gaye barkhurdar

Main:- unke pair chu kar parnaam pita ji

Arjun:- barkhudaar tum toh bohat bade samaraat ban rahe ho yaha par hum tumhari maa
ko sukhi nahi rakh paye aur tum itne sari bachiyoo ki jindagi ko daav par laga rahe ho

Sumitra:- aap bhi chup karye

Arjun:- Sumitra main pehle bhi keh chuka hon ki iss ki zindagi main kisi ka na hona hi
behtar hai jitna yeh sab se dur rahega utna thek hoga par tumne isse dharti lok bhej diya
auir dekho aaj yeh itne rishte bana chuka hai ke ab yeh ghut ghut ke marega

Sumitra:- bas bohat ho gaya hai jis sacch ko maine chupane ke liye jaan de di usse aap ne
aaj kyu ched diya

Main:- maa ke pair pakad kar beth gaya maa aaj batane do ki sacch kya hai kyu hai mere
pas itne shaktiya hain jinhe main nahi istmaal kar sakta

Arjun:- beta idhar aa mere pas main pita ji ke pas gaya Pita ji ne mere aansu pocche beta
dekh tere andar jo shaktiya hain woh Mahakaal ko marne ke liye hai lekin usse marne ke
baad keval tu bachega bas tu tujhe usse maar kar wapas bhotkal main jana hoga jab tu
paida hone wala tha tabhi sab thek hoga

Main:- kya keh rahe ho pita ji

Arjun:- han beta sacch keh raha hon bas yahi ek raasta hai usse marne ka jab tu usse
marega toh uske sath puri duniya nasht ho jayegi lekin jab tu wapas aayega bhotkaal main
toh sab thek ho jayega par Mahakaal nasht ho jayega

Main:- matlab mere aane ki baad kon nahi rahega

Arjun:- beta phir hum sab sath honge tu main teri maaa aur hamara khushiyoo se bhara
raajya

Main:- ek minute Saloni Shikha Pari Neha Masoom Komal aur baki sabb

Arjun:- beta un main se koi nahi hoga kyuki na main teri maa ko tab gussa honga na tujhe
chot lagegi aur na tu heere ke andar jayega na uss ke tukde honge na koi aayega par beta
duniya uski berahmi se bacch jayegi tujhe iska keval ek hi moka milega maine unhe khud
se alag kiya

Main:- haatye maine aisa kuch nahi karunga aapki baate aapko mubarak aur meri ankhe
khul gayi shayad main dhayan main itna kho gaya ke main soo gaya tha pita ji ki baato par
mujhe bohat jyada ghussa tha jab jaga toh subha ho gayi thi aur Masoom mere bagal main
soo rahi thi main uske gaalo ko chua woh mere cutte hi jaag gayi

Masoom:- aaaw arre aap jaag gaye

Main:- tum royi ho naa

Masoom:- nnnn nahiii to

Main:- sorry main sadhna main soo gyaa tha

Masoom:- main aisi pehli suhagan hon jo apni suhagraat ko soo gayi

Main:- maafi maafi hujur

Masoom:- han haa yaha biwi doodh lekar inhe hila rahi hai aur yeh soo rahe hai main uski
jhaang par hath rakehta hua arre baba kya hua aaj bhi toh raat hogi naa

Masoom:- jane do mujhe aapse kuch nahi chahiye din raat sote raho

Saloni:- aaee kya baat hai aaj uthna nahi hai kya

Main:- aap yaha tumne gate bhi khula chod diya

Saloni:- arre mere pati Dev kam se kam aisa toh mat kahiye

Main:- arre aap bhi manogi nahi

Saloni:- jabtak aap tum nahi kahenge main nahi manti

Masoom:- arre bol bhi do na fhere lete hue toh goad main utha liya tha

Main:- acha Saloni jara ek kadak chai lao

Saloni:- ji abhi layi yu gayi yu aayi aur bhag gayi

Masoom:- waise mera toh thek iss par kya jaadu kiya tumne

Main:- ussi se puch lenaa main kya jaanu

Janu:- aap kaise jaan jate ho

Main:- arre bas pyaar hai apna

Masoom:- kaise bana rahe ho meri besty ko

Janu:- aur kal raat bhar sooyi hai kya aage ekdum normal

Masoom:- nahi nahi wo main woh mujhe dekhne lagi main uski kamar ko pakad kar apni
taraf khicha arre Janu mat chedo waise hi bechari ne bohat saha hai

Janu:- han tum sorry aap ho bhi bilkul janwar kitna hard karte ho

Masoom:- tujhe bada pata hai

Janu:- han inke hatho main jaadu hai par lag nahi raha ki kuch hua kahi tu dar toh nahi
gayi na Masoom ko bohat bura lag raha tha ohh thanks Saloni aa gayi

Saloni:- arre Janu tum yaha chalo sab chai pite hain

Janu:- chai with husband Saloni mujhe chai dete hue aankh marti hai

Main:- acha tum sab yaha ho toh ek baat karni hai

Saloni:- esss boliyee naaa dono hans padi

Main:- Saloni bas bhi na tum toh ekdum badal gayi ho

Janu:- aayee haayee main mar jaawa in ke awaajo se mera mood ban raha tha

Masoom:- uff yeh chai kitani garam hai arre baap re yeh sab subah subah chalu bc maine
kya kar liya hai

Saloni:- (man main) ohh Dev kabtak dur raankhoge tumahre pas aate hi mann machalne
lagta hai
Janu:- (man main) ab Masoom ka toh ho gaya ab meri baari main chai table par rakhi aur
bathroom bhag liya mujhe hasne ki awaaj aayi

Masoom:- kya yaar Saloni tujhe bethe hue ache na lage kya

Saloni:- woh sab chod kal toh tera band baj gaya hoga

Janu:- han yaar bata raat ko kya hua

Masoom:- yeh sadhna main puri raat aise bethe rahe bohat hilaya par nahi uthe aur main
soo gayi

Saloni:- arre yaar Masoom yeh kya kiya tu ne

Masoom:- main kya karu iss main dhrkho aa gaye

Main:- I am sorry yeh meri galti hai

Masoom:- bas bhi kariye aap mere sath the mere liye yahi bohat hai

Main:- acha tum sab ja kar kuch kaam karo main baad main milunga

Janu:- koi preshani hai kya

Main:- nahi bas aise hi waise kya tum sab hamesha mera sath dogi

Sab:- kyammat ke baad bhi tabhi peche se mere jaan bhi aa gayi

Komal:- han uske baad bhi aise piccha na chodenge hum main samjh gaya yeh sab na
mera pagal bana rahi hai sab bahar hi hai

Main:- sab andar aa jao chup chaap samjhi aur meri biwiyoo ki cricket team andar aa gayi

Main:- arre gate band karo warna yaha world cup shuru ho jayega Neha ne ghusse main
gate band kar diya

Main:- acha toh kya ho raha hai subah subah

Devika:- apne pati ka ashirwaad lena chahiye subah subah main toh hil gaya yeh inhe kya
sikha rahi hai

Devika:- sahi toh sikha rahi hai main ab mann main bhi na socho kya

Sona:- uski jarurat nahi hai ab aap humare aapki soch bhi hamari

Main:- haan woh toh hai baat kya hai

Pari:- Saloni didi batao na Saloni apne suit ko ungliyoo main modne lagi

Main:- mere sarmali Saloni ab bologi bhi

Saloni:- kya hai na hum sabko laal saadi chahiye aapse shaaadi main nahi toh kam se kam
ab toh phen lee

Main:- acha aur kuch chahiye kya

Neha:- han raat ko milke nahi gaye aap humse

Main:- arre bhaap re itna gussa kyu aur aap mahrani ji abhi tak gussa nahi utra sab idhar
udhar dekhne lagi Sona ne Shikha ko halaka se hilaya

Shikha:- hon kya hua

Main:- baad aa gaye beth jao Shikha mere paas aakar mere opar kud gayi aur baki sab
hasne lagi main hairan tha ki yeh sab itne ekjut kaise hai yaha duniya main toh dusri ki
biwi dekhne par marpit ho jati hai Sona kuch bolne wali thi par Devika ne uska hath pakad
liya

Main:- ab utho kyu gussa karti ho

Shikha:- na main nahi uthne wali bohat din dur rah li tumse ab aur nahi

Komal:- iss hissab se mera bhi waha par aana banata hai

Main:- han kyu nahi aa jao par fihal aawaaj suno aur bhag jao sabke kaano main maa ki
awaaj gayi toh aise bhagi jaise jalad aa rahi ho maine Komal ko apne paas betha liya
Masoom toh thi hi

Komal:- kya karte ho maa ji kya kahengi

Main:- arre ruko toh sahi

Maa:- Dev yaha itne bhagdad kyu machi hai sab ki sab ek sath niche gayi

Main:- kya pata maa main kya jaanu

Maa:- arre Masoom beta yaha aao

Main:- rukko maa aap yaha aa kar betho maa aa kar mere paas bethi aur apna hath aage
kiya
Maa:- beta yeh humare khandani kangan hain isse tu bahu ko pehna yeh hamari partha
rahi ki hamari bahu isse pehangi

Main:- par mom Komal maa ne uss se pele mere hath main woh kangan rakh diya maine
bhagwaan se parathana ki sab thek ho maine yeh socha hi tha ki woh kangan na jane kitne
kangan main badal gaye kahi jitne mere biwiya hai utne toh na ho gaye hai

Maa:- yeh kya hua beta yeh bhagwan kya kar rahe hai

Main:- hans kar fati toh mere bhi thi kahi 11 se 12-13 na ho gaye hon maine do li baki
apne peche bed par rakh di

Main:- Masoom hath do usne hath aage kiya maine jaise hi usse woh pehanaya kamre
main roshni honi lagi kamra mehakne laga aur uska sharir chamakne laga

Masoom:- yeh mujhe kya ho raha hai mere naak main ajeb si khushbu ghusi mere mu se
nikal gaya

Main:- ussss (lambi saasa lete hue) maine Komal ko dekha woh apne hont kaat rahi thi
Masoom apni body ko masalne lagi mera sar chakra raha tha maine sar jhatka aur bola

Main:- maa aap bahar jao Komal tum bhi jaldi aur koi bhi mere room main na ayye

Maa:- Komal beti jaldi chal dono gate khol kar chali gayi maine jaldi se gate band kiya aur
pore room main shield bana di sath hi sab kuch pack kar diya Masoom ke badan se bhini
bhini khushbu nikal rahi thi jo mujhe pagal kar rahi thi Masoom jhumti hue mere paas aa
gayi aur usne mere honto ko apne unglio main daba ka khicha

Main:- aa kya kar rahi ho

Masoom:- tumhare yovan ko mahsus kar rahi hon maine bhi uski nabhi par ungli rakh di

Masoom:- esssss kya nasha hai tumahre badan ke har ek ang main mujhe diwana bana
rahi hai

Main:- ohh Masoom tumhari awaaj ka jadu mere sharir main ghus kar halchal kar raha hai
Masoom mere honto ko apne honto main jakad leti hai aaj iss ke kiss main alag se tha sab
kuch bilkul naya

Masoom:- Dev mere sathanoo ko dabao na maine uske sathano ko hatho main jakad liya

Masoom:- kya uuu maaa thoda khincho inhe please inhee khincho naa maine unhe khicha
to woh jor se chilaa padi
Main:- kya hua tumhe dard hua

Masoom:- nahi apaka ling mere yoni par lag raha hai maine niche dekaha to paaya ki
youvan ki khushbu aur uski aag main kab hamare vastra alag hue pata hi nahi chala maine
ussko baho main utha liya aur ussko lejakar palang par lita diya uss ne meri taraf dekha
aur boli

Masoom:- swami mujhe alinagan kariiye mera anga thanda pad raha hai aapke anga ke
bina main uske opar aa gaya aur uske sathanoo ko mouh main lee liya

Masoom:- uuuu maaa main pagal ho jaongi haaa nikale lijiye inka rasaaa maaaa uumm
woh mere kamar par apni taange kasne lagi aur apni yoni ko mere garam ling par dabaw
banaya toh mera ling uski yoni main halka sa ghus gaya Masoom ki aa aur sisski nikal gayi
mujhse bhi ruka nahi gaya aur maine uske najuk se badan par dabao banaya toh mera
adhe se jyada ling uski yoni main sama gaya uski ankho se ashuo ki dhara nikalne lagi
maine uske sukhe laal laboo ko apne labao main ked kar liya aur halke halke apni kamar
ko hilata raha jis se mera ling uski yoni main jata aur phir bahar aata iss karan se uske lab
(hont) kabhi mere paas aate kabhi mere se dur kyunki uska opar ka badan jor se hil raha
tha uske sathan mere seene main tapki ki tarah tap tahaappp takra rahe the main bas
marta gaya marta gaya ek alag hi mahol sa ban gaya tha pata nahi kya hua tha un palo
main jo main aur Masoom ek bichde hue premi ki tarah mil rahe the hum dono bilkul apni
uss bhasa main bol rahe the jo hum pichle janam main prayog karte the

Masoom:- aayye jiii mujhe bohat jyada dard ho raha hai aap ka yeh ab aadha nahi pura
mere andar jakar mere rongte khade kar raha meri nabhi main ghor dard mahasus ho
raha hai maine uske maathe ko chuma aur alag hua pura bister gila ho chuka tha jisme
uska khon aur kaam ras tha mujhe bas itna dhayan hai main bas marta ja raha tha mujhe
na samay ka pata tha na uske kaamras ke nikalne ka par mera kaamras abhi tak nahi nikla
tha main usss se alag toh hua par phir usse apne badan se chipkya aur ek dhake main uske
yoni main apna ling utar diya

Masoom:- hayee mainnn mar gayi yeh kya kiya aa uiii maaa naahiii uska kaamras ek baar
aur mere ling ko sarabor karne laga main dono hath se uski pith ko jakada aur khada ho
gaya usne apni jhaango ko meri kamar main lapet liya maine ek dhakka maara woh dard
se opar ho gayi aur mera ling nikal gaya uski yoni se Masoom kapate hue labaoo se boli

Masoom:- nn nahiii ab aur nahiii sahan kar paungi aap lagatar dopahar se meri yoni ko
bhedhe ja rahe hai kille ki tarah main hath se ling ko seedha kiya aur opar karne hi wala
tha ki woh mujhse chipak gayi chick kar jisai mera ling uski yoni me chala gaya aur khon ki
ek halki si dhaar mere ling se hoti hui mere andasaaye ko bhigone lagi uske khon main itni
garmi thi ki mujhse bardasht nahi ho rahi thi maine usse niiche kiya aur phir bola

Main:- bas meri ardhaangini bas kuch pal aur seh lo main aapke andar apna ansh chodna
chahta hon Masoom ne ankhe baand ki aur mujhe chumne lagi uske liye meri taakat ko
sambhala namumkin ho raha tha aur mujhse bhi kyuki yeh meri zindagi ka sabse lamba
sambhog tha par mujhe thakawat nahi ho rahi thi balki Masoom ki jab halki si karah bhi
mere kaano main aati main aur tezi se apna ling uski yoni main andar bahar karna lagta
aaj ki bhaasa main kahu toh jaise ek bhuka sher aur sherni milee par sher itna jyada
taakatwar hai ke sherni bhi uski chudai ko seh nahi paa rahi thi maine phir se uski yoni
main jo ling ghusaa uss ne meri gardan ko chatna shuru kar diya uff kya bataon aisa lag
raha tha mera ling uski yoni main toh ja raha par sath sath uske labo se bhi takra raha hai

Main:- priye kya tum tayar ho mere kaamras ko apne andar lene ke liyee Masooom thaki
hui thi par poore josh se boli

Masoom:- han bhar dijiye meri yoni ki gaharaiyo ko apne ansh bhare kaam rasss se woh
yeh boli hi ki main jhadh gaya aur wo bhi main niche beth gaya aur Masoom ko apne opar
liye peche hokar jamin par let gaya ek tezz roshni aayi aur hum dono ki ankhe band ho
gayi par mujhe farsh jaisa malum nahi hua balki mujhe kuch ghaas jaisa mahsus ho raha
tha par kuch bhi kaho aaj Masoom ki jo shaktiya bahar aayi kangan pehenne par kyuki
woh kaam yog aur sambhog ke rajya ki vaashi thi pichle janam main jis se mujhe kaam
yog aur baki chizoo ka gyan mila kyuki uska yahi ansh toh tha jis ne mujhe banne main
apna yogdaan diya tha woh mere seene se lagi hui gehri neend soo gayi thi maine bhi apni
ankhe band ki toh Masoom mere hatho se ghayab ho gayi maine ankhe kholi toh dekha
mere hath me ek sone (gold) ka tukda tha yeh achanak kya hua aur Masoom kaha gayi

Main:- Masoom Masoom kaha ho main tezi se idhar udhar bhagne laga meri Masoom
kaha hai mujhe mil hi nahi rahi hai main mar jaonga uske bina

Main:- Masoom dekho main waada karta hon ab kabhi nahi dur jaonga yeh jagah thek
nahi hai please majak mat karo main waha ke pedo ki peche dekhne laga jaldi jaldi par
woh waha bhi nahi thi ab meri ankho main ghusaa aur aasho ka sailab aa raha tha

Main:- agar meri Masoom ko ek karoch bhi aayi na toh main iss puri jagah ko jala kar
samsaan banna dunga koi nahi bachega yeh mera wada hai main aur kuch bolta uss se
pehle Masoom ki awaaj aayi
Masoom:- aap yeh kya kar rahe hai aisi kasam mat lijiye maine apne aansu pooche aur
khushi se

Main:- Masu baby kaha ho chalo aa jao majak chodo

Masoom ki awaaj:- nahi ab main aapse kabhi nahi mil paungi aapka aur mera safar yahi
tak tha maine aapko uss astra ka ek tukda de diya hai baki aapko dhundna hoga aur usse
jod kar Mahakaal ko maar kar iss duniya ko hamesha ke liye bacha lijiye

Main:- nahii nahiii Masoom mujhe aise saja mat do maine tumhe dhuk diye tumse dur
raha par ab main tumahre sath jina chahta hon tum se pyaar karna chahta hon bina kisi
shart ke bina kisi darr ke

Masoom ki awaaj:- main iss lok ko chod ke jane ka ek hi udeshya tha aapse pyaar karna
iss lok ki main aisi pehli nari thi jo apne janam ki itne varsho baad bhi sambog se bachi
rahi keval aapke liye main aap ko pehle mil pati par aap iss lok ko chod kar dharti par chale
gaye tab mujhe bhi waha jana pada tab mujhe do raaste diye gaye ki main yaa toh aapke
sath patni ban kar rahu aur iss prithvi ka naash hone du yaa aapse sambhog ke baad aapko
uss astra ka woh tukda de dun jo humare pas tha aur aapko chod kar wapas apne lok aa
jaon maine pehle toh pehla chuna par prthivi par reh kar maine sab kuch jana suna
humare lok main keval vasna hi hai asli jivan toh prithavi par hai jaha dukh dard moh maya
chal kapat sab hai waha pyaar ke mayne hain ab main aapke diye hue ansh ko janam dungi
aur usse aap jaisa shakati shaali banaungi ta ke woh yaha ka ek acha raja bane

Main:- Masoom yeh tumne kyu kiya kyu aise adhe raaste main mujhe chod kar ja rahi ho
ek baar bhi nahi socha kaise jiyega tumahara Dev tumhare bina dekhna main tumhe yaha
se lekar jaunga jarur lekar jaonga

Masoom ki awaaj:- nahi swami yeh anarth mat kariye ga yaha wapas kabhi mat aana agar
aana bhi ho toh iss nadi ke par mat aana yeh Kamastapur hai yaha kisi ko lejane ke liye
woh karna hota hai jo koi nahi kar sakta

Main:- sab kar lunga tum batao

Masoom ki awaaj:- nahi maine aapko woh bata diya toh aap woh karenge aur haar
jayenge jo main nahi chahti

Main:- main sabko kya batunga bolo

Masoom:- main aapke siwa kisi ko yaad nahi rahungi ab main kud ko rok nahi paaya aur
roo pada mere rone ki awaaj waha jungle main gunjne lagi ki tabhi roshni hui aur main
waha se ghayab hone laga aur kuch hi palo main apne room main bed par tha waha sab
kuch thek tha jab main yaha aa raha tha maine ek hi awaaj suni mujhe mat bhulna yeh
woh keh bhi kaise sakti hai agar main usse aise hi bhul jata toh kya itne saalo se uss se
milne ke liye uski ek jalak dekhne ko tadapta badi asani se keh diya kisi ko yaad nahi
rahungi main bas aapko tumhe kya pata kaisa lagta hai jab aap kisi ko yaad ho aur baki
usse bhol chuke hon aap uski baate karo bhi toh kis se yeh sab galat hai jab mujhe duniya
ko bachana hai toh mujhe kyu dukh jhelne pad rahe hain kya main sukun se ji kar woh
hasil nahi kar sakta yaa apno ko khona hi mere nasib main hai main tab hi acha tha jab
bina kisi ki parwah kiye berehmi se logo ko maarta tha kam se kam khunkhaar ban kar
mujhe sukun toh tha khat khat

Main:- kon hai

Aditi:- main hon aap akele kya kar rahe hain kya abhi tak uthe nahi jaldi niche aaye maa ji
bula rahi hai aur han woh kangan lete aayega maa ji ne mangaya hai

Main:- acha chalo aata hon maine jaise taise khud ko sambhala aur baki kangano main se
ek lekar niche aaya

Maa:- aa gaya beta kitna sota hai kangan laya kaha tha bahu ko pehna dena

Main:- kise maa

Maa:- hey bhagwaan arre kal teri aur Komal ki shaadi hui na chal pehna isse matlab ki
Masoom ki sari yaade ghayab aur uski jagah yeh log soch rahe hain ke Komal ki shaadi hui
hai kya court main sign bhi change ho gaye honge main bhi na itna sab ho raha hai iske
samne woh sign kya hai Komal mujhe dekh kar muskura rahi thi par abhi bhi mujhe yakin
nahi ho raha tha Masoom chali gayi tabhi mere mann main awaaj aayi aap aage badh jaiye
main ab bita hua kal ho jaongi jise bhula dena hi sahi hoga aisa mat kareyega ki meri yaad
main in sabko unka pyaar na mile

Maa:- arre ab kya kal tak sochega pehna na

Main:- laoo apna hath do Komal sharma kar sar niche karti hai aur apna hath aage kar deti
hai

B Chachi:- haaye dekho toh bahu rani kitna sharma rahi hai

Maa:- are dekho toh iske hont kitne komal hain iske naam ki tarah
C Chachi:- fikar mat kariye jald hi humara Dev inse inki komalta chin lega maine kangan
pehna diya woh sharmati hui waha se bhag gayi

Main:- kya chachi apne usse bhaga diya naa

C Chachi:- arre woh itna sharmati kyu hai kahi raat main bhi sharmana shuru na kar de
warna tu sukha hi soo jayega

Maa:- chup kar pagal kyu ched rahi hai jakar kaam kar waise bhi ab bohat kaam hain

Main:- maa dad kaha hain

Maa:- Arav ke sath bahar bethe hai

Main:- acha maa jara chai pila doo

Maa:- ja bahar ja main bhejati hon main bahar jane laga

Janu:- kya hua

Main:- kuch nahi

Janu:- toh aise thakke hue kyu chal rahe ho pair bhi ghis kar chal rahe ho

Main:- thek hai

Janu:- arre baba kya ho gaya itna rudly kyu baat kar rahe ho

Main:- kuch nahi dad se baat kar ke milunga tum jao dekho maa ne chai banayai hai lao
woh sochti hui andar chali aur main jakar mardo ki sabha main beth gaya gaon main aisa
hi hota hai shaam ko sab ek jagah beth kar baate karte hain

Arav:- subah se kaha tha bee kitna sota hai

Main:- arre aisa kuch nahi bas thoda sar dard hai

Arav:- arre tu chinta mat kar woh mom dad ke sath yahi aa rahi hai

Main:- acha thek hai

Arav:- thek nahi bee tu Janu ko yaha lee aaya iss wajah se gusse main hai

Main:- phir kyu aa rahe hain

Arav:- woh maine bata diya ki tum dono ne

Main:- chupp chupp

Dada ji:- kya kiya hai in dono ne

Main:- kuch nahi dada ji

Dada ji:- ekdum chup tum bolo

Arav:- woh dada ji

Dada ji:- iss se mat dar main hon naa

Arav:- woh in dono ne shaadi kar li hai sabke mouh khul gaye

Ratan Singh:- yeh kya bol rahe ho beta bahu rani toh Komal betiya hai

Dada ji:- yeh sab kya hai

Main:- dad

Dad:- mujhe kya dekh raha hai khud bata

Main:- woh dada ji maine Komal aur Janu se sath main shaadi ki hai Ratan Singh kursi se
gir gaya aur do teen aur log the gaon ke woh bhi chakra gaye

Dada ji:- ghor anarth hai nalayak yeh tu ne kya kiya aur kya un dono ki mat maari gayi jo
ek hi sath shaadi woh bhi tujh se

Arav:- shukar karo do ka pata hai jab pata chelga yeh kitno se kar chuka hai yaa karega
kahi heart attack na aa jaye

Ratan Singh:- Suraj yeh kya keh raha hai

Dad:- bhai mujhe dur rakho main waise hi woh jamin ko lekar pareshan hon

Dada ji:- mera pota aur beta dono pagal hote ja rahe hain ek hai jo shaadiyoo ko aise kar
raha hai jaise koi lottery lagi ho aur dusre ko maut ke mouh main jana hai

Dad:- pita ji main woh jamin lekar rahunga

Dada ji:- sasur ke naati tum logo ko ab maar ki jarurat hai agar dubara naam liya na uska
toh issi se maar maar kar laal kar dunga

Main:- dada ji kyu gussa karte ho

Dad ji:- chup sasur ke naati ja jakar bahu se keh de ki kal ki puja ke liye do thaal banaye
aur han dusri bahu rani ko keh de ki kaam waam ko bilkul hath na lagaye tabhi mujhe Janu
gate par dikhi maine ishara kiya ruk ja meri maa warna abhi Masoom ko bhul nahi paaya
tu ek aur bhakeda khada kar de gi asal main humare yaha bahu ko shaadi ke kuch din aise
bahar aana mana hai toh main uth kar bhaga aur uske paas aaya

Main:- andar chalo

Janu:- kya hua

Main:- jao jakar achi si sari pehno aur han ghunghat kar ke rehna jaise Komal hai

Janu:- matlab

Main:- han baba han woh khushi se mere gale lag gayi aur chai ka satayanash ho gaya jane
do ab pina bhi nahi hai

Janu:- aaj main bohat khush hon woh mujhe khich kar ander lee jane lagi

Main:- kaha lee ja rahi ho par woh bina bole room main lee gayi

Main:- ab toh bolo

Janu:- meri maang suni hai isse bahar dijiye na

Main:- acha lao sindur

Janu:- nahi aaj aapko meri maang apne khon se bharni hai

Main:- acha aisa kyu

Janu:- aap jante ho na main kaali shaktiyo ki malikin hon toh agar aap meri maang apne
khon se bharenge toh humara bandhan atoot ho jayega iss ki baato se mujh Masoom ki
yaad aa gayi

Main:- Janu aaj ke baaad kabhi bhi aise baat mat karna

Janu:- pata nahi kaise mere mouh se apne aap flow flow main nikal gaye maine khanjar
nikla aur uski maang bahar dii mere yeh karte hi badal garajne lage joro ki awaaj aa rahi
kaaddak kadaak karke darwaaja jor se khulne band honi laga main Janu ko lekar khidki ke
paas aaya itni tez hawaiyee chal rahi maano sab kuch uda le jayengi pedh itne tez hil rahe
the maano tut kar gir jayenge achanak barish shuru ho gayi tabhi bijli kadki aur Janu mujh
se lipat gayi aur meri ankhe apne aap band ho gayi aur mujhe ek manzar dikha jo yakin
karne layak nahi Janu ek mard ke opar bethi hui hai aur aur nahi yeh nahi ho sakta akhir
Janu aisa kaise kar sakti hai maine usse itna pyaar kiya usse inse dur rakha phir bhi yeh
pehle Masoom aur ab yeh maine dekha ki woh mard ke opar bethi hai aur uski atma khich
rahi hai tabhi ek saya sa aaya aur ek awaaj mere kaano main gunji sawagat hai damaad ji
maine usse khud se alag kiaya

Janu:- kya hua

Main:- yeh batao yeh sab tumne kab shuru kiya hai

Janu:- kya main samjhi nahi

Main:- Janu mujhse kyu chupa rahi ho main tumse pyaar karta hon

Janu:- main bhi aap se bina shart ke pyaar karti hon

Main:- acha toh phir tujhe aisi kya jarorat pad gayi ki tu logo ki ruh khinchne lagi Janu ka
sar niche ho gaya

Main:- kya hua Janu bolo na kya yeh sacch hai Janu kuch nahi bol rahi thi main uski taraf
badha woh peche ho gayi main samjha nahi ke isse kya hua maine bas puccha hai yeh bol
kyu nahi rahi hai main phir badha woh fir peche ho gayi

Janu:- please aise mat karo mujhe dar lag raha hai

Main:- kya kaha tumne mujhse dar lag raha hai aaj aisa kya ho gaya hai

Janu:- main ab rooh ke bina reh nahi pati hon uske hath kaanpne laga maine usse jhat se
pakad liya jis se usse peche jane ka mauka na mille Janu ne aansu bhari ankho se mujhe
dekha aur boli mujhe dard ho raha hai maine uske hath chod diya

Main:- akhir mujhse kyu dar rahi ho main samjh nahi paa raha hon

Janu:- mujhe apne andar aisa kuch lag raha hai ki tum mujhe maar doge

Main:- nahi jaan main aisa kabhi nahi karunga tum meri wife ho

Janu:- nn nahi aapki ankho se dar jaise yeh mujhe kha jayengi aapke hath jaise lag rahe
hai mera gala daba denge mujhe na jane kyu ab uski baato se ghussa aa raha tha achanak
woh gir padi maine usse utahya aur bed par lita diya maine pani ki cite maari uske mouh
par woh hadabada kar uth gayi maine usse gale se laga liya

Jaon:- Dev Dev tum aa gaye tum kaha chale gaye the pata hai abhi ek darinda aaya tha
woh meri taraf badh raha tha kaha the tum dekho uss ne mere hatho ko kitna tez dabaya
hai usne hath dikhaya toh uss par panjoo ke bade bade nishan the main uss se alag ho
gaya aur dur khada ho gaya
Janu:- tum mujhse dur kyu ja rahe ho woh mere paas aane wali thi maine uske rok diya

Main:- nahi Janu nahi mere pas nahi aana main Masoom ko kho chuka hon kahi tumhe
bhi chot na pahucha dun

Janu:- suno ruko ruk jao main bina sune waha khidki se kod kar bahar chal pada andar
room main Janu mujhe dekh rahi thi

Janu:- mujhe maaf kar dena Dev main nahi bata sakti ke main kon hon kahi meri sacchayi
jaan kar mujse nafrat na karne lago Janu jakar mirror ke samne aa gayi aur mirror main
ek parchayi aa gayi

Janu:- pita ji aap yaha kyu aaye hain kya aapko chain nahi

Saya:- beti kaise nahi aata aaj tu suhagan ban gayi hai kya tu abhi bhi mere liye woh nahi
karegi

Janu:- aap dubara sochna bhi mat samjhe aur yeh itne shaktisaali hai ki aapko maar denge

Saya:- beti mera naam Mahakaal hai Mahakaal ek baar wapas aa gaya na toh bas iss
duniya main mout hi mout hogi

Janu:- aaj aapke sarap ki wajah se mujhe logo ki ruh chin kar rehna pad raha hai

Mahakaal:- beti tera aur mere damaad ji ka bacha itna shakti shaali hoga ki sari duniya
uski shakti ke samne jhuk jayegi

Janu:- acha kya uss main itni takat hogi ki aap ko maar sake

Mahakaal:- Roohani

Janu:- dubara kabhi naam mat lena yeh kabhi mera naam Jahanvi matlab Janu hai

Mahakaal:- jab usse pata chalega ki tu kya hai woh tujhse nafrat karega woh tujh se baat
nahi karega tujhe ghar se nikal dega

Janu:- mera pyaar itna kamjor nahi hai jo jara se jhoke se udd jaye

Mahakaal:- acha toh aaj tu ne kyu chupaya ki tu woh Roohani hai jo bina ruh ke ek saal
zinda nahi rah sakti

Janu:- acha aapko aisa lagta hai ki yeh jaan kar woh mujhe chod denge

Mahakaal:- han beti achayi walo ko bas achayi pasand hai

Janu:- abhi yaha se chale jaiye mujhe aapse kuch nahi kehna inka banaya hua kavach toh
aaj tak tod nahi paye aur baate badi badi

Mahakaal:- dekhna jab main aaunga toh tujhe aur sab chahne walo ko marunga aur sabse
pehle tere aur iss ke bache ko marunga Janu ne ghusse main mirror tod diya

Udhar main bahar nikal kar gaon dekhne laga bahar kitna sukun hai sab chote bache
khushi khushi khel kod rahe the aur aurte apne kaam main aur mard logo shaam ki baato
ki mandali main aur main iss soch main pada hua tha ke kya maine sacch main Janu ko
dara diya shayad main ghusse main badalne laga tha mujhe ekaant ki jarurat thi jaha main
akele beth kar soch saku main jungle ki taraf nikal gaya ek chiz meri zindagi main bohat
common thi ke mere har ghar ke pas jungle hai pehle wale ghar ko chod kar main thoda
andar gaya toh mujhe laga koi mera picha kar raha hai peche mud ke dekha toh koi nahi
tha aur kisi ke mann ki awaaj bhi sunayi nahi de rahi thi main aur aage gaya aur mujhe
meri mann pasand jagah mil gayi talab uske paas pathar main jakar uss par beth gaya
main chillaya Masoom kaha ho Masoom mujhse baat karo please

Masoom ki awaaj:- kya baat hai kyu mujhe pareshan kar rahe ho

Main:- kya ab meri awaaj bhi tumhe pareshan karne lagi

Masoom ki awaaj:- han mujhe yaha chain se jinne do tum waha chain se jiyo kaha tha
mujhe bhul jao

Main:- Masoom kya tum sochti ho aise baat karoge toh main tumhe bhul jaunga

Masoom ki awaaj:- akhir aap aisa kyu kar rahe ho main ab wapas nahi aa sakti aap apni
baki premikao ko pyaar do mujhe bhul jao

Main:- ek baar mujhe bas bata do ki tumhe main wapas kaise laa sakta hon Masoom ki
awaaj aana band ho gayai main ghusse main chillaya Masoomm aur pathar par ghusaa
mara woh chakna chur ho gaya

Main:- Masoom kaha ho jawab do mera sharir ab badhne laga mere sharir par baal aane
lage main idhar udhar ladkhadane laga achanak main gir gya tabhi kisi ke pairo ke awaaj
mere paas aa rahi thi aur thodi hi dher main woh insan mere samne tha

Ratan:- arre Dev beta kya ho raha hai tujhe yeh sharir par baal aur nakhun

Main:- aa aap yaha kya kar rahe ho aapko yaha nahi aana chahiye tha mera face change
hone laga
Ratan:- ttuumm ek manav bhediya ho main ab dheere se khada hua aur ab Ratan Singh
ke samne 15- 16 foot ka ek wererwolf tha unhone apni pistol nikal li

Ratan:- main kehta hon mujh se dur raho mujhe aaj tak khon ki itne pyaas nahi lagi thi
Ratan Singh ki khon ki khusbo mujhe bohat achi lag rahi thi main aage badha uss ne mujh
par fire kiya maine usse daant dikhaye woh mud kar bhage aur main uss ki taraf bhaga
aur uss par koda

Ratan:- aahh uss ki chikh jungle ko chirti hui gaon ke logo ko sunayi di maine mouh se unki
gardan pakad kar ukkhad di aur masti se uska khon pine laga itna sawadist aur mehkta
khon piya maja aa raha tha pura khon chus kar body ko phenk diya aur jaise hi yeh kiya
unki body se roshni nikli aur mere hath main sone ka tukda aa gaya maine usse talab main
fenk diya aur bhagta hua paas ki pahadi ki choti par chad kar chillaya wwooo gaon main
log awaaj sun kar dar gaye the aur Ratan Singh ki chikh se

Ek aadmi:- arre yeh kaisi bhankar awaaj hai

Ek aurat:- lagta hai koi khunkhaar janwar hai kisi janwar ko mar diya hoga

Ek buddha:- yeh kisi janwar ki nahi aadmi ki chikh thi

Aadmi:- hume sabko ghar main andar rehne ki chetavni denni hogi

Mukhiya:- han aur kuch aadmiyo ko lekar chalo dekh kar aana hai kon mara gaya hai

Adami:- ji Mukiya ji ooye Kalua Gopiya Mangua chalo re sarre Mukhiya unke sath andar
jata hai aur jab bahar aate hain toh hath main guns hoti hain chalo gaon ke log bhi
progress kar chuke hain laathi dando se bandook par aa gaye hain Mukhiya sabko sath
jungle main ghus gaya barish wapas shuru ho chuki thi

Udhar jaise hi barish shuru hui main barish se bachne ke liye ek ghufa ke andar ghus gaya
kyuki mujhe gila hona bilkul acha nahi lagta mere baal jab bhigte hai toh bada ganda sa
lagta hai mera kuch hisso par abhi bhi khon laga hua tha main unhe jeeb se chaatne laga
khon pikar mujhe aisa lag raha tha maano mere andar kitni taakat aa gayi hai mann kar
raha tha ke pahad ko ghusse maar maar ke tod do main abhi sahi se betha bhi nahi tha ke
mujhe logo ke pairo ki awaaj aayi mere kaan fadfadani lage main bahar jane ki soch bhi
nahi sakta ek toh khon ki talab hai nahi opar se barish uuuh nahi jane do kutto ko main
taange mod ke wahi par soo gaya time beet raha tha aur ghar par sab pareshaan ho rahe
the ki akhir main bina bataye kaha chala gaya hon
Maa:- yeh kaha gaya abhi tak nahi aaya opar se yeh Ratan bhai sahab ke sath jo hua hai
dil dahal gaya hai sun kar Pari Neha ka hath jor se pakad leti hai

Pari:- Neha mujhe bohat dar lag raha hai

Neha:- arre tu kyu darti hai unko kuch nahi ho sakta

Pari:- nahi phir bhi tu pata kar na kaha hai

Neha:- arre baba itni chinta kyu karti hai woh jaha honge thek honge

Pari:- haan tu unki wife hai toh meri feeling kyu samjhegi chal jane de maine tujhe apni
behan maan kar kaha tha par tu toh ek sautan ban kar soch rahi hai Neha ne Pari ka hath
dabaya

Neha:- dheere bol maa yehi bethi hai

Pari:- acha thek hai opar chal Neha uske sath opar aayi

Neha:- ab bata kya baat hai

Pari:- tujhe pata hai na mere ankhe un ke aankho ki sari feeling samjhti hain

Neha:- han woh toh hai

Pari:- han toh mujhe kuch ajeb sa lag raha hai kabhi laal ho jati hain kabhi saant ho jati
hain

Neha:- chal main dekhti hon tabhi uss room main Devika aa jati hai

Devika:- iss halat main kaha ja rahi ho tum

Pari:- bhaiya ko dhundne ja rahi hain ek minute halat kaisi halat

Neha:- aap ab iss se aage kuch mat batana

Pari:- Neha tu ab mujh se chupayegi han apni behan se aisa kya hua hum dono aur rone
lagi

Neha:- arre tu yeh emotion karna kab chodegi acha phir sun le main pregnent hon

Pari:- kya

Neha:- han pata nahi sab kuch itna fast kaise ho raha hai woh toh Devika didi ne magic se
sab normal kar rakha hai warna ab tak sabko pata chal jata Pari Neha ke gale lag jati hai
Pari:- tu ne mujhe kyu nahi bataya haan aane do bhaiya ko class lagti hon unki tujhe akela
chod kar pata nahi kaha ghum rahe hai

Neha:- acha hua meri shaadi ho gayi warna main kya mouh dikhati

Pari:- ek minute yeh bata tu aur wo kab ek hue

Neha:- ab toh bohat time ho gaya hai par unko main samjh nahi pati hon

Devika:- tum kya unko koi bhi nahi samjh pata kab kya sochte hai kab kya karta hai opar
se jab se unko yeh Neha wali shaktiya mili hain samjhana hard ho gaya hai

Neha:- ruk na ek minute mujhe kuch ajeb si khusbo aa rahi hai

Devika:- kaisi khusbo

Neha:- ek lambi saas leti hue unke badan ki khusbo woh abhi behdiya bane hue hai

Pari:- aaya abhi matlab kahi Ratan chacha ko

Neha:- chup kar kuch bhi woh khon ke pyaas ko daba sakte hain

Devika:- par Neha agar unpar kisi baat ka ghussa ho toh woh aapa kho dete hain

Pari:- han maine dekha hai unko Amit bhaiya ko mere samne gusse main maar diya tha

Neha:- phir toh mujhe ab iss gaon ko bachana hoga warna har ek ki laash ped par tangi
hui milegi

Devika:- han yeh tum hi kar sakti ho iss roop main unhe sambhalna mere bas main nahi
hai

Neha:- haan aisa kariye aap aur Janu didi mere sath chaliye

Devika:- Sona ko le jana bhi thek hoga kyuki woh jab insan ban jaye toh woh sambal sakti
hai

Neha:- han yeh bhi maine dekha hai uss roop main bhi Sona didi ko kuch nahi kehte warna
ek aam insan ko waha le jana thek nahi

Udhar ek bar main kayi log bethe the par in main do woh log hain jinhe aap sab jante hain
Amit aur Sumit

Amit:- yeh humare pas acha mokka hai mujhe khabar mili hai ki humare gaon main Ratan
Singh mara gaya hai aur Dev wahi hai matlab uski pyaas jaag gayi hai
Sumit:- toh bhai uss se hume kya hoga

Amit:- abbe akal ke andhe ab hum usse insan denge jinhe woh kha kar aur khunkhar ban
jaye phir apna kaam asan ho jayega hum iss shahar main kya kare usse koi farak nahi
padega usse bas khon chahiye woh usse milega

Sumit:- phir toh iss main bohat log marre jayenge

Amit:- hume uss se kya hum toh ladkiyo ko pakad ke bas uske samne chod denge

Sumit:- ek minute ladkiyo ko kyu bhai

Amit:- kyuki unki har ek chiz adat ki tarah hoti hai woh chahe chot ho yaa khon

Sumit:- phir hum sab kuch kar sakte hain naa

Amit:- han be han waise tujhe kya karna hai

Sumit:- mujhe bas na Kasish ke sath jabardasti karni hai

Amit:- abbe haram khor tu toh paka harami ho gaya hai

Sumit:- han pata nahi kyu jab se uske sath raha hon maja aa gaya bhai gazab ki maal hai
woh

Amit:- mera toh mann hai saala ki ladkiyo ko utha kar laon aur maje lon pata nahi kyu
jabardati ka maja hi kuch aur hai

Sumit:- ek woh chhutiya hai sab se shaadiya kar betha hai aur ab logo ka khon pita phir
raha hai

Amit:- abbe bas ek baar Mahakaal ko aa jane de phir janat bhi apni hogi aur dharti bhi
apni

Sumit:- chale phir uss bhuke sher ohh bhediye ke liye ladkiyo ka intejaam karne

Amit:- han Ronny se keh de jara do teen maal idhar bhej de

Sumit:- par bhai woh bas thokane ko ladkiya deta hai

Amit:- han toh thokenga na Dev unhe chal par ek baat usse dhayan se kehna ladkiya bikul
nayi ho kyuki woh bhale saala janwar hai par dusro ki chui hi chiz hath nahi lagaeyga

Kafi Samaye baad

Neha:- kaha hai woh main dhundte dhundte thak gayi hun
Devika:- Neha pata nahi kaha chale gaye hai hume koi surag hath nahi lag raha jis se hum
unhe dhund sakein

Sona:- han maine bhi bohat koshish kar li hai par koi fayda nahi unke mann tak pohunchna
mere liye mushkil ho raha hai

Janu:- akhir tum log yaha aayi hi kyu ho unhe kuch hone wala toh hai nahi

Neha:- unhe kuch nahi hoga par han yeh pura gaon samsaan ban jayega

Sona:- dhundne main puri raat nikal gayi hai

Neha:- waise yaha ek gufaa hua karta tha shayad udhar hon

Idhar meri neend khuli toh muje kafi roshni lag rahi thi main apne insani roop main aa
raha tha meri saanse kafi chadhi hui lag rahi thi maine khade hone ki koshish ki toh
ladkhada kar gir pada mujhe bahar koi kat pat sunayi di arre yeh toh Devika ki awaaj hai
sath main Neha bhi hai

Main:- han Devika main yaha hon

Neha:- jaldi chalo woh andar hai thodi hi der main woh aayi sath main Janu aur Sona bhi
thi Neha aa kar mere gale lag gyi

Neha:- kaha reh gaye the main kitna dar gayi thi kya bata ke nahi ja sakte the

Main:- maaf kar de Neha main bas acha feel nahi kar raha tha toh yaha aa gaya aur
bhediya ban gaya Neha ne apne odhni se mera face poccha yaha sona jaruri tha dekho
kitni dhul lag gayi hai

Main:- arre baba saant ho jao kuch nahi hua bas halaki si dhul lag gayi hai

Neha:- mujh se dur kyu rehne lage ho main uske gaal pakad kar

Main:- dhur hua arre yeh aansu ab mat rona aur chataak chataak

Devika:- Neha kya kar rahi hai

Neha:- mujhe nahi pata mujhe kya ho raha hai mere hath mere kaabu main nahi hain
achanak Neha ne mere gardan pakdi aur mujhe ek hath se utha diya

Neha:- nahi nahi beta saant ho ja saant ho ja papa hain tumhare woh main samjhi nahi
kya kaha uss ne

Main:- han kya kaha aur tumne mujhe aise kyu utha rakha hai
Neha:- nahi main aisa nahi kar sakti par aap ka beta apni maa ki aankho main aansu nahi
dekh sakta main itna budhu nahi ke ab na samjh pau

Main:- kya sacch main Neha tum majak toh nahi kar rahi Neha ne mujhe niche kar diya
main uske face ko betahasha chumne laga

Neha:- arre aap ko kya ho gaya hai

Main:- kya kaha dubara kehna jara pagal kahi ki main baap banne wala hon aur tumne
mujh se yeh chupaya

Neha:- mujhe kya pata tha aap mujhe itne jaldi maa bana doge

Main:- Neha aaj tumne mujhe ekdum khush kar diya

Neha:- aahh

Main,Devika,Sona ,Janu:- kya hua

Neha:- dard hota hai aapko pata hai yeh mera dimag control kar leta hai dekha aap ne
rulaya toh aapko hi thapad mar diye

Main:- Neha ke pet ke pas gaya mere chote sahjaade jara aram se hum bhi tumahre kuch
hain

Neha:- han bohat kuch hai tabhi humare liye paanch minute bhi nahi bhediye kahi ke

Main:- arre baap re itna ghussa ab yeh bhi diya bhi tumhara hai na kaatti tum na aaaa

Neha:- arre kya hua

Main:- rukko 2 minute Sona aayi hai kya sath Neha idhar udhar dekh kar haan abhi toh
yahi thi kaha gayi maine Neha ko side kiya woh thoda dur khadi thi main khada ho nahi
paa raha tha

Main:- Sona Sona idhar aao na

Sona:- huuuh main kyu aaon han aap aao kabhi toh aate hi nahi

Neha:- didi yeh abhi chal nahi sakte Sona ne mujhe ajeeb najroo se dekha aur mere pas
aa gayi

Sona:- Masoom kon hai sab ke sath main bhi chonk gaya

Sona:- boliye hum yaha hain par aapke dimag main Masoom naam kyu aa raha hai
Main:- Sona kya tumhe yaad nahi Masoom kon hai

Neha:- hum bhi nahi jante kon hai yeh

Devika:- ek minute aap mujhe ek baat bataye

Main:- han bolo

Devika:- kahi appne apne maa aur pita ji ko nahi dekha hai

Main:- han Devika tum sacch keh rahi ho

Devika:- mujhe bas itna pata hai ki jab wapas aapko aapke purane mata pita dekhe toh
aapko Rajkumari se milana hoga

Main:- Saloni se kyu

Devika:- mujhe yeh nahi pata

Main:- chalo Sona ab tumhare sawaal ka jawab jaldi dunga ke Masoom kon hai aur tum
usse kyu bhul gayi ho

Sona:- par aap unki yaad main kudh ko chot mat do naa

Main:- Neha ka matha chum kar acha baba nahi dunga ab mera waris aa raha hai ab iss ki
maa ko pyaar dena hai

Neha:- bas bhi kariye sab ke samne

Main:- kyu iss main kya sharmana inka bhi yahi haal hona hai samjhi sab mujhe ek tak
dekhne lagi

Main:- aise mat dekho mujhe sahara do bahar le chalo Janu jo chup thi uss ne aur Sona
ne mujhe sahara diya toh main bahar aaya jaha shit shit shit yeh kutte yaha kya kar rahe
hai mere pair kanpne lage mujhe bohat jyada khon ki khushbu aane lagi

Amit:- dekh hero ke pair kanpne lage

Neha:- Amit bhaiya aap abhi yaha se chale jao

Sumit:- aaye haaye iss ke mouh se bhaiya kitna acha lagta hai

Main:- kuttoo uu huuu huu (kahsate hue)

Neha:- Sona di aap inke mann ko control karo Sona ankhe band kar ke kuch badbadani
lagi mujhe ab acha feel hua saanse thek ho gayi
Main:- dekho yaha se chale jao main ek baar khunkhaar ban gaya toh sab marre jaoge

Amit:- aaale lee mera raja bhai itna bhi nahi samjh raha hai hum toh chahte hain ki tu
khunkhaar bane udhar dekh tere liye maal hai maine jaise hi udhar dekha Neha mere
samne aa gayai

Neha:- yeh kya kar rahe hai aap udhar mat dekhiye woh aapko bhadka raha hai maine ek
lambhi saans li

Neha:- Sona didi kya kar rahi ho

Sona:- main nahi kar paa rahi hon yeh mujh se jyada storng hai

Main:- Neha samne se hat jaa

Neha:- nahi main nahi hatungi Devika Janu Sona bhi samne aa gayi

Main:- aa uff kya garam khon hai uff mere samne se hat jao pagaloo

Sumit:- arre bhabiyoo hat jao na aapke pati ko bhook lagi hai

Main:- Janu tum toh samjho jaise tum ruh ke samne tadap uthti ho main bhi waise tadap
raha hon

Janu:- woh sab main nahi janti aap ek khon pehle hi kar chuke ho ab aur nahi

Neha:- matlab aapko pata hai inho ne woh kiya hai

Janu:- abhi in baato ka wakt nahi hai mere nakon nikalene lage aur hadiyoo main dard
shuru ho gaya mere ankhe badalne lagi Neha mujhe ek tak dekh rahi thi Janu ne pehle
mujhe dekha aur phir Neha ko waha sab saant thi akhir achanak saanti kaise ho gayi

Janu:- Neha Neha kya hua hai Neha ne apna hath uthaya aur apne hont niche kiye uske
daant bahar nikal rahe the

Janu:- Devika didi aap isse sambhalo warna yeh iss halat main bhediya bani toh yeh aur
iss ka bacha khatre main pad jayenge Devika ne hatho se Neha ki ankhe dhak dii

Sumit:- bhaiya yeh usse bacha rahi hai Amit kuch nahi bola bas dekh raha tha Sumit ne
usse hilaya

Amit:- han han kya hua

Sumit:- bhai Neha aur uske bache ko marne ka acha mokka hai Amit phir samne dekhta
hai main apne ghutno par aa gaya mere sharir se baal nikal rahe the
Neha:- chod do mujhe chod doo

Main:- aa Amit please main tere samne hath jodta hon tujhe jo chahiye woh lee lee par
abhi yaha se chala ja

Sumit:- hume tere mout chahiye kyu bhaiya

Amit:- huu kya han han woh phir samne dekhta hai Neha ke hatho ke bhi nakhon nikalne
lage uska face badalne laga uske baalo ka rang change hone laga

Devika:- Janu main kuch nahi kar paa rahi hon Janu ne apna hath ghumaya aur Neha par
choda woh roshni jo Neha par Janu ne chodi jaise hi usse lagi woh wapas ussi ko lagi aur
Janu udti hui 10 km dur ja giri jab Janu waha giri toh waha itna tez damaka hua ki waha
500 meter tak sab saaf ho gaya aur woh dhamake ki awaaj dur ghar main kapdo ko sajati
hui Saloni ke kaano main gayi

Saloni:- yeh kaise awaaj thi Saloni bhagati hui niche aayi jaha sab pehle hi khade the aur
uss dhue ko dekh rahe the jo Janu ke girne se dhamake main hua tha

C Chacha:- yeh kya ho raha hai gaon main pehle Ratan Singh aur ab yeh sab Dev pata nahi
kaha reh gya hai

Saloni:- chacha ji aap sabko andar le jayiye aur han kisi ko bhi bahar nahi aane den kisi ko
bhi

Dad:- tu pehle andar chal baki hum dekh lenge Saloni unhe ansuna karti hui aage nikal
gayi

Dad:- ab yeh kaha ja rahi hai isse roko

Maa:- yee pagal ho gayi hai Saloni wapas aa Saloni mud kar dekhti hai aur hath ghuma kar
aage chali jati hai Dad gusse main aage badhte hain aur peche gir jate hain yahi haal
chacha ji ka hota hai

Idhar main adha werewolf ban chuka tha par shayad mera aane wala beta apni maa ko
bacha raha tha taa ke woh aur uski maa bach sake

Sumit:- bahi aap kya yeh sab karne aaye ho khade khade dekh rahe ho koi show nahi chal
raha Amit usse ek karara thapaad maar deta hai

Sumit:- bhaiyaa

Amit:- chup rah aur yeh ladkiyo ko yaha se jaldi hata Sumit Amit ko ghurne lagta hai
Sona:- Amit bhaiya main tumahre samne hath jodti hon please aisa mat kijiye

Amit:- nahi Sona aisa mat karo main sab kuch kar sakta hon par kisi maa bete ko dukh kabi
nahi de sakta bhale main kitna gandi soch ka tha par aaj mujhe yeh sab ganda lag raha hai
Sona wapas aakar mujhe pakad leti hai

Sona:- bas thoda der apne aapko rok lijiye sab thek ho jayega tabhi awaaj aayi dhaaye
dhaaye maine dekha Amit niche gira pada hai aur Sumit ke hatho main gun hai

Sumit:- chhutiya samjha hai kya bee itne din tera sath diya aur ab tu palat jayega Amit koi
bacha toh tha nahi jo jara si goli se mar jaye han dimag main lagne se shayad behosh ho
gaya tha tabhi Sumit ne ek khanjar nikala aur Amit ki dil par mara hi tha ki woh khanjar
hawa main udne laga Sumit ke sath aur achanak hi woh ladkiya gaadi main ghus gayi aur
woh gaadi waha se ghayab ho gayi samne se ek tez roshni hui aur waha se koi nikla

Devika:- Rajkumari

Main:- Saloni yaha aur yeh ajeeb si kyu lag raha hai

Saloni:- ajeeb si kaha thek hi toh yuu main ekdum thek ho gaya Neha bhi ekdum thek ho
gayi Saloni mere paas aa gayi bilkul mere karib Sona peche hati jaise dar gayi ho

Devika:- Rajkumari aapko dekh kar acha laga

Saloni:- arre Devika sotan ho meri aise na jhuko

Neha:- didi aap aa gayi

Saloni:- ab aa rahi hai didi ki yaad jab bua bani tab nahi bataya Neha sar niche kar ke khadi
ho gayi

Saloni:- acha toh bol Mahakaal ke pille yaha kya karna aaya hai Sumit bikul badal gaya
Sumit darasal Sumit na hokar Mahakaal ka senapati Jokabar tha main usse pehchaan gaya

Main:- Jokabar tu yaha toh Sumit kaha hai

Jokabar:- aa chod do mujhe tumhara bhai ked hai Juna ke bandi ghra main

Main:- Saloni isse chod do

Saloni:- ek baar phir pyaar se bolo na aise isse nahi chodungi

Main:- kya jaan ab bhi majak sujh raha hai chalo jaan chodo mujhe iss se baat karni hai

Saloni:- aaye haaye yeh Rajkumari tumahri issi adaa par toh marti hai
Main:- abbe chodo nahi toh woh mar jayega Saloni ne usse mere pairo main gira diya
Jokabar mere pair pakadne laga

Main:- abbe chod mera pair samjha Saloni ne usse laat mari

Saloni:- kaha na inhe chod

Main:- kya yaar tum kyu gussa ho rahi ho baat kar raha hon naa

Saloni:- nahi main aapke sharir ko iss gande kide ko chune nahi dungi sab hume aise dekh
rahe the jaise yaha kya chal raha hai

Main:- arre baba thek hai ab meri sari shaktiya lekar tumhe jyada hi gusaa aane laga hai

Saloni:- aur nahi toh kya ladoge mujh se

Jokabar:- chod do mujhe Devika ne usse thapaad maar diya

Devika:- chup kar dekh nahi raha baat ho rahi hai

Main:- arre ab tumhe kya hua tum kyu bhadak rahi ho

Devika:- kuch nahi ji meri sautan baat kar rahi hai aur yeh tok raha tha

Jokabar:- maine kuch nahi kiya hai Neha ne pata nahi kyu usse thapaad jad diya

Main:- ab kya hua

Neha:- mujhe kya pata apke bete ne kaha maine maar diya

Main:- hee bhgawaan ab main baat kar lu iss se

Saloni:- kyu kya hamari baate kadawi lag rahi hain

Jokabar:- main toh bas chatatakk

Neha:- kya hua Sona didi

Sona:- kuch nahi

Jokabar:- maara kyu

Sona:- aae vee mann kiya flow bigad raha tha naa

Main:- arre mahraniyo ladai ke baad aise nahi karte shasatro main likha hai ki apne
dusman ki izzat karo ab bas bhi karo na bichara pareshaan ho kar kahi sab bhul na jaye
Sona:- kya ek baat kahu

Main:- abhi nahi

Saloni:- kyu ji bichari waise hi chup rahti hai

Main:- acha bako Sona chupp

Main:- ab bol bhi doo

Neha:- arre jara pyaar se puchiye bakko kya woh koi bakra hai

Main:- mahrani sahiba kahiye kya baat hai

Sona:- woh baat yeh hai na mujhe bhuk lagi hai mujhe kuch khaana aur kehna hai aur achi
si jagah khana hai jaha maja aaye aur sabke sath baate karni hai pani main pair duba hona
chahiye aur aap waha aram se iss se baat karna hum kuch nahi kahengi main sar khujane
laga yeh kya bakne lagi

Main:- kehna kya hai saaf saaf bolo naa

Devika:- matlab yaha jungal main kya baat kare mahal main chalate hai na

Main:- acha thek hai chalo Bb se bhi mulakat ho jayegi

Sab:- kya bola

Main:- woh blackbird short main Bb

Saloni:- sab ek sath ho jaye iss cue ko aap hi pakdo main toh aapke hont hi pakad sakti
hon

Main:- acha baba main issko aur Amit ko sambhal lunga tum shuru karo waha jane ki vidhi

Saloni:- be modern

Main:- acha process thodi hi der main hum sab waha the samne mahal tha aur hum bahar

Saloni:- ssiii yeh kya hai

Main:- ab kya hua

Saloni:- yaha har dawaar par bas mustande hi hain

Main:- be modern

Saloni:- okk fine door par

Main:- toh kya honge aur

Saloni:- Devika sacch main inhe na ladko se dur hi rakhna hoga tabhi kahu itna romatic
hokar bhag kyu jate hain

Devika:- han Saloni sahi kaha

Main:- kya sahi kaha chalo

Saloni:- main toh aapke fayde ki baat kar rahi hon jab yaaha mast mast sewikya hongi toh
aap ka mann hum main laga rahega

Main:- kahi aisa na ho tum bach jao aur suhagraat unke sath ho jaye

Neha:- aeeeee

Main:- pagal ho kya Neha chilaaoo mat

Neha:- yeh ghusaa ho raha hai

Main:- ek yeh abhi aaya nahi mera jena haram kar raha hai

Neha:- mere laal ko kuch mat kaho

Main:- bas bhi karo na kya pata laal hoga yaa kala ab chalo andar ab koi kuch nahi bole
mere hont ek dum band ho gaye

Neha:- hum bolenge biwiya hai hum mard aap ho aap mat boliye

Main:- (mann main) iss ka laal mujhe kahi aane tak pila na kar de phir sab andar aaye jaha
singhasaan par Bb betha tha woh mujhe dekhte hi mere pas aa kar mere pairo main gir
gaya mujhe pata hi nahi chala mahal main aate hi mera roop change ho gaya

BB:- samaraat aap yaha kaise

Main:- aisa nahi karte hain ab yaha ke raja tum ho mere samne mat jhuko

BB:- main aapke bina kuch nahi tha main side main ishara kar ke chutki bajaayi aur woh
Jokabar waha aa gaya

Main:- jara iski dhulayi karwa main baad main iss se baat karunga

Jokabar:- nahi main aap ko sab kuch bataunga

Main:- baat woh nahi hai jyada yaha ka bandi gharah thoda suna hi hai aur inhe teri chikho
ki jarurat hai Bb ne tali bajayi aur waha Sainak aa gaye
BB:- isse le jao aur karaghrah main aisi dhulayi karo ke tumhara dil khush ho jaye bas mare
na woh usse lekar chale gaye

Main:- acha mera woh wala mahal khali hai naa

BB:- han woh khaali hai samarat kya intezaam karu naach gaane ka aur kaliyoo kaa

Saloni:- nahi uski jarurat nahi hai hum inhe nachane ke liye bohat hain

Main:- (mann main) yeh aaj jyada hi udd rahi hai

BB:- ji mahrani sahiba main samjh gaya Bb ne taali bajayi

BB:- sainko mahrani ko sandesaa bhijwa doo

Main:- kya bola jara dubara bol

BB:- woh samaraat maine socha ab acha aadmi banna hai toh ek aurat hi hai jo mujhe
sudhar sakti hai

Main:- chal thek par mujhe bataya nahi

BB:- maafi chahunga par kya karu ladayi hui paas ke raajye se aap jante hi hain toh hum
jit gaye aur main uss raja ko marne wala hi tha ki Jaanika mere samne aa gayi main ekdum
bahar jane laga sab mere peche

BB:- samaraat kya hua

Saloni:- bolo na kya hua

Main:- Janu Janu tum sab Janu ko kaisi bhul gayi

BB:- main bhi chalta hon

Main:- nahi tum in sabko mahal main rakho main akela jaunga

Devika:- main

Main:- kaha na nahi aur bhagta hua ghayab ho gaya aur waha pahucha jaha Janu giri thi
par waha Janu nahi thi waha chaaro taraf raakh thi raakh aur halki halki aag lagi hui thi
jaise main kisi manhus jagah par aa gaya akhir yaha kya hua aur Janu kaha gayi main niche
jhuka aur dekha ki raakh kuch ajeeb si thi maine raakh ko hath main utha liya mere aise
karte hi waha ek bavanadar banne laga yeh bhavandar aisa tha jo mujhe apni ore khich
raha tha mujhe lag raha tha ki yahi mujhe meri Janu ke pas le jayega kyuki uski ruh khichna
aur baki sab iss baat ki taraf ishara kar rahe the ki uss main kuch galat hai jo woh mujh se
chupa rahi hai main aage bahdha aur uss bavandar main ghus gaya mere shareer uss main
ghumne laga main itna tez ghumne laga ki agar meri jaga koi aur hota toh woh behosh ho
jata maine ankhe band kar li kuch der baad aisa laga jaise haawaye band ho gayi hain tabhi
mujhe ek awaaj aayi aur maine aanke kholi toh waha ek sainak khada tha

Sainak:- Rajkumar Maharaj aapka intezar kar rahe hain

Main:- kon Rajkumar kon Maharaj kya bakwas hai yeh sab bolta hua aage badha toh mere
oper phullo ki barsaat ho gayi

Main:- kya kar rahi ho tum sab

Daisi:- apne Rajkumar ka swaagat kar rahe hai

Main:- Janu kaha hai aur yeh kon si jagah hai tabhi ek awaaj gunji

Awaaj:- sawagat hai damad ji tumhare banaye hue narak main main yeh awaaj kabhi nahi
bhul sakta tha yeh awaaj Mahakaal ki thi

Main:- Mahakaal meri Janu ko wapas karo uss ne tumhara kya kiya usse in sab main mat
lao

Mahakaal:- kon Janu kiski Janu yaha koi Janu nahi hai

Main:- main yaha aa gaya hon ab usse chod do

Mahakaal:- kise chod do tumahri Janu ko yaa Roohani ko

Main:- mujhe Roohani se koi matlab nahi mujhe meri Jhanvi chahiye

Mahakaal:- arre Janu Jhanavi itne ladkiya main yaha nahi laya waise hi iss narak main koi
tikti kaha hain tumhara jadu jab mujhe roke hue hai toh baki kya kare

Main:- mujhe pata hai tum yaha se bahar nahi aa sakte iss liye mujhe yaha le aaye

Mahakaal:- lee teri Janu arre nahi Jhanvi uske bolte hi samne se Janu aa gayi par woh aisi
halaat main thi ke main pura hil gaya Janu chilla rahi thi Dev bacha lo aur uske sharir se
ruh khichi ja rahi thi main bhagta hua Janu ke paas pahucha aur jaise hi usse hath lagaya
woh ghayab ho gayi kyuki woh Janu ki chavi thi

Main:- Mahakaal chod de usse warna main tawalaar lane ko hath utahaya

Mahakaal:- nahi aisa kuch mat karna warna bichad jaoge

Janu:- Devvv maine hath niche kar liya

Main:- main kuch nahi karunga please usse chod do

Mahakaal:- sudh bolo milawati bhasa ka priyog kiya toh

Janu:- haaa oh

Main:- nahi nahi kripiya usse chod dijiye main apne aapko aapke hawale kar dunga

Janu:- aahh nahi Dev yaha se chale jao aahh

Mahakaal:- chup beth aur sari ruh mere hawale kar do aur tum damad ji aage chalna shuru
karo main aage chalne laga waha ki mashale jalni lagi aaj sacch main mujhe dar ka ahsaas
ho raha tha par woh tha toh bas mere pyaar Janu ke liye

Mahakaal:- jaldi chalo main bhagne laga thodi hi der main itna tez bhagne laga ki jamin
ukhadne lagi waise dhayan rahe ke yeh sari baate jo Mahakaal se hui yaa Janu ki awaaj
aayi woh awaaj matar thi jo mujhe bohat dur se aati hui lag rahi thi phir achanak woh
awaaj aaye

Awaaj:- rukoo main itna jhatke se ruka ki kalabajiya khata hua gira aur jab samne dekha
toh mere samne bediyoo main bandha hua Mahakaal mout ka saudagar khada tha

Mahakaal:- aao aoo tumhare liye hi yeh bediya hil rahi hain

Main:- Janu ko abhi chodo aur usse dard se mukat karo

Mahakaal:- pehle muje in bediyoo se mukat karo

Main:- main akele nahi kar sakta uske liye mere pita ji ki jarurat hai

Mahakaal:- hahaha kya tum mujhe murkh samjhte ho tum jiske paas sudrarsan ke ansh
se bani shakti hai jiske paas uss mahan rishi ki shakti hai jo rajao ka raja hai jiske kisse
duniya ke har ek inssan ko sunaye jane wale hain woh in mamuli bediyoo se dar raha hai

Main:- acha toh tum sab jaan gaye ho

Mahakaal:- kya karu ajaad jo hona hai par tu apni behan se apni shaktiya toh lete aata kab
tak uske pas rakhega

Main:- tu uski chinta mat kar bas meri Janu ko abhi chod de

Mahakaal:- arre damad ji apne sasur ko toh ked se ajaad karo

Main:- manta hon Janu tumhari beti hai aur main tumhara damad par yeh baat usse mat
batana ki main uske bare main sab janta hon
Mahkaal:- ab hui na asli samraato wali baat tujhe yeh sab kaise pata laga

Main:- jab tu mere bare main sab pata kar sakta hai toh main kya murkh hon ke tujhe
yaha akela chod dunga woh bhi yeh pata lagne ke baad ke tu uske jarye mujh tak
pahuchna chahta hai bas ghum iss baat ka woh apne aap ko badal nahi payi

Mahakaal:- meri beti Roohani aise hi nahi usko zinda rehne ke liye ruh ki jarurat padti hai
pata nahi tere pyaar main itni takkat kaha se milti hai ke woh khud ko rok leti hai

Main:- aaj meri galti ki wajah se tu iss tak pahuch gaya warna tujhe woh kabhi nahi milti

Mahakaal:- hahaha mere senapati ko jo kaam sonpa tha woh safal ho gaya uss main ab
dekh tu mere samne hai aur meri beti bhi

Main:- kitna gira hua hai tu apni beti ko tadpa raha hai

Mahakaal:- kyu maine usse pala possa sab sikhaya aur jab mere khaab ki baari aayi toh
mere dushman ka bister garam karne chali gayi

Main:- kutte chup ho ja kam se apni beti ki izzat ka lihag kar lee agar uske pyaar ko nahi
samjh sakta

Mahakaal:- tu ne usse acha murkh banaya hai ke aaj tak usse pata nahi lagne diya ki tu
uske bare main sab kuch janta hai

Main:- main toh tab hi jaan gya tha jab meri uss se ladayi hui thi kyuki mujhe hila pana
bas tere hi khon main tha

Mahakaal:- waah waah insan ban kar tera dimag bohat tez chal raha haiMaine aage badh
kar talwaar nikali aur bediyoo ko kaat diya

Main:- lee aazad ho gaya

Mahakaal:- siiiiii

Main:- yeh kya bala hai

Mahakaal:- yeh bala teri hi di hui hai mera sara sharir gal gaya hai par aaj meri beti apni
rooh dekar mujhe ek naya sharir degi aur jab yeh tera mayajal toot jayega tab yeh duniya
iss maut ke fariste se milegi aur maut ko kareb se dekhegi

Main:- mere rehte aisa kabhi nahi ho sakta

Mahakaal:- jab tu meri beti ke pyaar main yaha aa sakta hai toh bakiyo ke liye tu woh nahi
karega jo tere baap ne kaha hai

Main:- Janu kaha hai hath jodta hon usse chod do

Mahakaal:- mujhe kya milega

Main:- jo tum kaho

Mahakaal:- thek hai mujhe un chaar khobsurat chudailo ke jaadoo se bana ek kavach tu
janta hai main kin chaar ki baat kar raha hon aur tere aane wale bache ke daant aur teri
Pari biwi ke pankh ke tukde laa kar de aur 10 insano ki ruh matlab saaf tu bhi khoni ban
aur yaad rakhna koi chalaki nahi maine aaj apni beti ki rooh ko ek chidya se jod diya hai
woh khatam yeh khatam main samjh gaya in sab se yeh khud ka ek naya sharrer banne
wala hai ab Janu ko bachana mera pehle maksad banega jiske liye mujhe khoni banna
hoga aur 10 logo ko marna hoga

Main:- thek hai par meri Janu tabhi waha ek roshni ke sath Janu aa gayi Janu ko dekhte hi
main uske gale lag gaya tum thek ho na

Janu:- Dev main kaha hon yeh mujhe yaha kyu laya hai

Mahakaal:- woh sab maine usse chup rahne ko kaha

Main:- kuch nahi Janu pata nahi yeh yaha ka pahredaar hai tum yaha inke door ke opar
giri toh inho ne tumhe ked kar liya dekho ab main yaha aa gaya hon

Janu:- (mann main) kya yeh mere pita ji ko nahi pahchante aur yaha kaise aaye kya sacch
main yeh sacch keh rahe hain

Main:- main tumhe dhundta hua aaya inho ne kaha ki meri bediya khol do main tumhari
biwi ko chod dunga bas ab yeh tumhe kuch nahi kahenge

Mahakaal:- haan lee ja aur dubara iss ne aisa kiya toh maar dunga

Mahakaal:- (mann main) yeh pyaar bada ajib hai ek dusre ko kho jane ke dar se na jane
kya kya karwa deta hai maine Janu ko goad main uthaya aur jane laga

Mahkaal:- Janu ke mann main main in dono ki baate nahi jaan sakta jab tak yeh nahi chahe
isse sab bata doo

Janu:- Mahakaal se mann main nahi pita ji agar inhe pata chala aap Mahakaal hain jinnho
ne inki maa ko mara aur main aapki beti hon toh yeh mujhe hamesha ke liye chod denge
Mahakaal:- mere mann main isse bata do ke tu sab janta hai

Main:- Mahakaal ke mann main nahi main tumhare sarre shart maanunga waise bhi tum
iss ked se aazad nahi ho sakte nischit awadhi (time) tak par agar isse pata laga ki main sab
janta hon toh yeh mere pyaar ko ahsaan maan kar mujhe chod degi

Mahakaal:- hans kar sukhi rehna main aage badha toh dekha Janu kaanp rahi thi main
aage aaya aur waha khade sainak ki taraf hath aage kiya aur uski rooh ko khich liya aur
Janu ki body main chod diya ab jakar Janu ka kanpna kam hua main waha se ghayab hokar
wapas ussi jungle ke bahar tha jaha se yeh sab shuru hua tha

Main:- Janu kya hua kuch bolo naa

Janu:- kya tum sacch main nahi jante ke woh kon hai

Main:- baat ko badalne ke liye nahi toh mujhe kya pata tum waha gayi toh main aa gaya

Janu:- Dev tum sahi se jhut bhi nahi bol sakte

Main:- aaiii kaha jhut bol raha hon

Janu:- main maan hi nahi sakti tum uss insan ko nahi jante jisne tumhari maa ka khon kiya
main yeh sun kar chakra gaya yeh iss ne kya bol diya

Main:- Janu yeh bikul mat samjhna ke main tumse jhuta pyaar dikha raha hon par main
nahi chahta ki tum aisa kuch socho pata nahi ab tum sabko khone ki baat se bhi dar lagta
hai

Janu:- main janti hon ki kahi na kahi meri galti hai main shayad apko sahi se samjh nahi
payi thi shayad mera pyaar kamzor tha

Main:- nahi aisa mat socho maine bhi wahi galti ki jo tumne ki main bhi dara ke kahi tumhe
thes na pahuch jaye

Janu:- jab mere liya aap ne itna kuch kiya hai toh main itni si baat ka bura kaise maanti
par haan mere anadar thoda dar jarur tha

Main:- chalo ab yeh sab chodo par mujhe Mahakaal ko marne se mat rokna

Janu:- unhe kaise maaroge usse vardan hai ki jaha woh marenge woh pura grah khatam
ho jayega

Main:- han main janta hon bas ek baar woh sarre hisse mil jaye tab uska koi aur tarika
sochunga
Janu:- waise baki sab kaha hain

Main:- unko abhi apne mahal main chod kar aaya hon

Janu:- ab hum kaha ja rahe hain

Main:- filhal ghar sab chinta main honge

Janu:- acha mujhe utar dijiye main chal sakti hon

Main:- chup ekdum warna marunga

Janu:- uff maro na kabse tadap rahi hon

Main:- arre ruko yeh moan mat kiya karo kabhi toh saant raho

Janu:- aap maroge aur main saant rahu yeh na hoga mujhse ek toh mera hath uske gaand
par tha sala opar se aisi baate par phir kya karu abhi ghar samne aa gaya hai par acha hua
ki Janu aur meri galat fehmi dur ho gayi

Janu:- kya sochne lage

Main:- kuch nahi

Janu:- toh itna tez kyu daba rahe merii maine hath dhila kiya samne dekha toh sab log
pagalo ki tarah kaali pilli hathoda baja rahe the aisa kya tod rahe the maa ne dekha aur
awaaj lagayi par mujhe awaaj nahi aaye ohh shayad kavach hai maine hath ghumaya aur
mere aisa karte hi chacha ji jo hathoda maar rahe the dhadaam se mouh ke bal gir gayi
hum dono ab sab ke paas aa gaye

Dad:- kaha gaya tha aur Saloni Neha Sona Devika kaha hain aur isse kya hua

Main:- woh sab thek hain aa jayengi aur sawal mat kariye pehle sab andar chaliye

B Chachi:- chalo chalo itna intijaar kiya pareshan hue aur yeh kehta hai chodo jane doo
maine Janu ko sahi se pakda aur bola

Main:- kya chachi ji ab kya batao main mere liye bohat musibat thi main wapas bhediya
ban gaya tha agar yeh sab na aati toh pata nahi mere sath kya hota

B Chacha:- kya chal andar chal sab andar chalo sab hall main jama ho gaye

Dad:- yeh sab tere sath kyu ho raha hai kya hum tujhe kabhi samjh paye ki nahi
Main:- dad mere andar meri soch se jyada shaktiya hain ab aap sabko kya batao samjh
main nahi aata

Maa:- haklaate hue kk kahi tu ne bhai sahab ko toh nahi

Janu:- jaldi se nahi nahi inho ne kuch nahi kiya hai

B Chachi:- arre bahu tu na ghabra hum bas puch rahe hain

Main:- maa main Devika ko keh dunga woh aap sabko sab bata de main bohat thakawat
mahsus kar raha hon

Maa:- arre mere lal ko neend aa rahi hai aa yaha soo ja meri godh main sar rakh kar soo
lee aaj lagta hai koi kuch nahi kerega main jakar maa ki goad main sar rakh kar let gaya

Maa:- Pari beta ja sabke liye chai bana laa aaj sab baat hi kar lete hain

Dad:- waah kya baat kahi aaj issi bahane sab sath hain

Main:- huh Pari uthti hue jyada huuh han mat kariye soo jaye aur main sabki baate sunta
hua kab soo gaya pata nahi chala jab neend khuli toh na maa thi na koi aur waha bas do
log bethe the Roshni aur Giri

Main:- bethte hue arre tum dono yaha Giri bola par uski awaaj bethi hui thi tabhi andar
se kisi ke rone ki awaaj aayi jise sunte hi Giri andar chala gaya

Main:- kya hua Roshni mere itna bolti hi woh uth kar mere gale lag gayi

Main:- arre kya hua tum roo kyu rahi ho

Roshni:- rote hue woh dad aur phir roo padi par mujhe meri galti ko yaad dila gayi yaa
mere gunah ko main uss ke sar ko sehla kar usse chup karane laga

Main:- chup ho jao sab thek ho jayega par kisi ko iss halat main chup karana muskil tha

Roshni:- Dev kyu hua humare sath akkhir humne kisi ka kya bigada tha

Main:- kaisi baate karti ho kisne kaha ki yeh tum sabki galti hai shayad yahi bhagwaan ko
manjur hai

Roshni:- pata nahi bhagwaan ko mujh se kya dushmani hai ki jo mujhe pyaara hota hai
woh mujh se dur chala jata hai

Main:- main hon na yaha tumhare sath ab anso pocch lo tum aise roti rahi toh tumhari
maa aur bhai ka haal kon thek karega
Roshni:- par main akeli sab kaise karungi

Main:- akeli kaha ho main aur mera pura pariwaar hai na tumhare sath

Roshni:- aaj se mujhe janwaro se nafrat hai dad sahi kahte the janwar ko marna hi sahi
hai acha karte the jo sabko maar kar unki khaale haweli main taang dete

Main:- kya woh janwaro ko marte the

Roshni:- nahi nahi main pata nahi kya kya bol rahi hon mujhe samjh main nahi aa raha aur
phir rone lagi tabhi samne gate par Richa dikhi

Main:- Richa suno jara isse room main lee jao aur iss ka dhayan rakhna

Richa:- ji woh Roshni ke pas aayi

Richa:- chaliye aap aram kariye Roshni mera hath pakad kar

Roshni:- nahi main Dev ke sath rahungi maine uska hath Richa ke hath main diya aur uth
kar apne room ki taraf chala yaha rukta toh uff kya kar diya maine main jakar fresh hua fir
bath lekar bahar bed par beth gaya mujhe pata nahi kyu sharrer main khujli si ho rahi thi
maine socha thoda se sarso ka tel laga leta hon lotion toh mujhe suit nahi karta

Main:- Pari Pari kaha hai thodi der main woh aayi

Pari:- kya hua bhaiya

Main:- jara tel lekar aa mujhe lagana hai

Pari:- aaj itne dino baad kaise

Main:- kya kaise pagal pata nahi kon si ped ki patiya lag gayi hai khujli si ho rahi hai

Pari:- hasti hui abhi layi thodi der main woh tel lekar aa gayi

Pari:- arre baba itna uttawale kyu ho rahe ho tail lagane ko main laga deti hon batao kaha
lagana hai

Main:- han chal jaldi meri pith par laga de woh meri peche aayi aur achanak se tail ki sisi
chod di mera pura dhayan tha maine jhat se pakad li

Main:- uff Pari kya karti hai abhi yaha tail tail ho jata

Pari:- par bhaiya yeh ek shoulder par sher ka tatoo kaha se aa gaya aur yeh hil raha hai

Main:- hasta hua chal laga de ab tato sher ka abhi teri majak karne ki addat nahi gayi
Pari:- main sacch bol rahi hon main ja kar mirror ke samne mud gaya par mujhe kuch nahi
dikha Pari gusse main bottle le leti hai aur mere pit par tail lagani lagti hai

Main:- arre baba naraz kyu hoti hai

Pari:- meri baat par aap ko yakin nahi

Main:- nahi aisa nahi par han tere hath pehle se jyada kadak ho gaye hain Pari ne mujhe
nakun se nocha

Main:- aa arre sorry sorry

Pari:- main abhi bhi bohat naram hon samjhe

Main:- acha narmi ki rani biliyoo ki tarah nakun na maaro

Pari:- aap hamesha mujhe kyu chedte ho

Main:- kyu tujhe mujh se chedna acha nahi lagta han apni Pari ko chedna aur bakiyo ko
chedna alag hai

Pari:- aur woh kyu maine mud kar uski kamar ko dono taraf se pakad liya

Pari:- sssh chodo naa

Main:- abhi toh pakda hai

Pari:- uff kyu main halke se apna face uski kamar ke paas le gaya aur chum liya ussko jaha
woh tatao bana hua tha wahi Pari ka secret code PDDDR mere aisa karte hi woh mujhe
bed par dhakka de deti hai

Pari:- aisa aap kabhi bhi mat kiya karna

Main:- kyu baba kya hua

Pari:- aap ke control ka pata nahi mujh se nahi hota aapke paas sone ki aadat maine daali
maja Neha le gayi

Main:- toh tu bhi le lee han par bina goli khilaye warna Neha jaisi halat teri bhi ho jayegi
Pari hasti hui bahar jane lagi

Main:- arre kya hua

Pari:- gande kahi ke

Main:- arre woh toh woh code hata de

Pari:- nahi woh jab hataungi jab aap khud ko mere hawale karoge yeh bol woh bhag gayi
phir main utha aur tayar hua baalo ko sahi kar ke jaise hath table par rakha main chonk
gaya maine hath hataya woh ghayab ho gaya mujhe laga shayad dhoka hua Pari ne sher
ki baat ki thi shayad wahi dimag main chal raha hai par jaise hi samne mirror main dekha
meri jagah toh koi aur hi tha maine apne aap ko chu kar dekha main thek tha

Sher:- kya dekh rahe ho daro nahi

Main:- kon ho tum aur main kyu darunga

Sher:- maaf karna aap kaise dar sakte ho aap toh khud dar ka dusra naam banne wale ho

Main:- pehle yeh bata tu kon hai

Sher:- main yaha pas ke jungle Dhirpur ka raja tha

Main:- tu sher hokar kaise bol sakta hai

Sher:- jaise tum manv bhediya ho main manv sher hon

Main:- par main uss halat main nahi bol sakta

Sher:- dil se koshish nahi ki

Main:- yaha tumhara kya kaam hai

Sher:- main dhanyawaad dene aaya hon apne uss Ratan Singh ko maar kar mere aur mere
pariwar ka badla liya

Main:- kya woh sacch main janwaro ko marte the

Sher:- haan tabhi yaha se sarre janwar khatam ho gaye aur unki laashe inki haweli ki
diwaro par tangi hui hain

Main:- chalo tumhe insaaf mil gaya aur mujhe sukun ke mere hatho galat insan nahi mara
gaya

Sher:- par aap waha apna hatayar ka ek hissa talab main chod aaye hain

Main:- uff main yeh sab kaise bhul jata hon

Sher:- apni khon ki talab ko aise hi banaye rakhiye jald hi aap uss par haavi ho jayenge aur
apni marzi se jab chahe woh roop lee sakte hain

Main:- matlab aur khon

Sher:- haan aise hi aur dhusto ka khon aapko pina hai aur sarre samaaj main galat karne
walo main dar peda karna hai

Main:- par in sab se kya hoga?

Sher:- main itna janta hon ke aapke lakashye ki yeh pehli sedi hai

Main:- dhanyawaad itna sab batane ka

Sher:- aapka bhi shukriya ab meri aatma ko saanti milli hai aur ghayab ho gaya main khush
tha par Roshni ki liye thoda dukhi par Ratan ji ache insan the par yeh jab jiska paap ka
ghada bhar gya woh tab hi mar gaya ab uski mout niyati likhti hai aur iss baar woh niyati
main tha yaa kahu manav bhediya yaa werewolf main niche aaya toh mahol thoda change
tha ab thoda sa diwali ka taste aaya aur yeh sab bhi aa gayi

Saloni:- mujhe wahi chod kar aa gaya pagal kahi ke abbe yeh kya hua

Main:- maa aap chachi ji thek hai naa

Maa:- woh thek hai aur yeh jhansi ki rani kyu ban rahi hai hai kaha ghayab thi aur yaha
hum sabko band kar ke chali gayi

Saloni:- sar niche kar ke sorry maa maa aage gayi aur Neha ke kaan khich liye uski chik
nikal gayi

Main:- maa kya kar rahi ho

Maa:- tu apni biwiyo ki chinta kar ja Komal aur Janu ko sambhal iss ka dimag main abhi
thikane laga deti hon

Maa:- chod do na uss ko dard ho raha hai

Maa:- acha aur itne dino se main jo iss ki soch main sukhi ja rahi hon

Neha:- aa maa sorry ab nahi hoga

Main:- maa

Maa:- shii isse koi andar lekar jao aaj main iss ki khabar liye bina nahi chodne wali

Devika:- Saloni Sona aap andar chaliye

Main:- tum sab bhi

Devika:- dheere se aap chinta na karo woh itni najuk nahi maa ji ko ghusaa na dilayi warna
abhi hum sabki waat lag jayegi main aa kar aangan main beth gaya

Main:- bas na yaha thek hai

Saloni:- perfect hai ji

Main:- acha ji

Devika:- rutho na ji

Main:- acha ji

Sona:- hua kya ji

Main:- mouh bana kar kuch nahi aur ab ji ji mat karna meri maa jakar naha lo

Devika:- ji aapki khusbo sharer se dhone ka mann nahi karta

Main:- dho lo main dubara laga dunga

Saloni:- ji uss se kya hoga

Main:- hey bhagwan ji yeh ghar itna suna kyu hai koi aata bhi nahi pata nahi sab kaha hain

Sona:- itna ghussa thek nahi ji

Main:- ji devi ji ghussa nahi yeh toh humara pyaar hai

Saloni:- sedhe kyu nahi kehta ki nahi lakar dega ruk main dad se kehti hon

Dad:- arre arre kya hua meri gudiya ko gussa kyu aaya

Saloni:- dekho na dad maine diwali main pehenne ko red sari mangwai hai yeh lakar nahi
de raha hai

Main:- maine kab mana kiya

Dad:- Dev nahi beta apni didi ko tang nahi karte waise hi kal bohat kuch galat hua hai ab
aise mat kar

Main:- par dad red sari yeh kyu pehnegi shaadi toh meri hui meri wife pehnegi Sona
Devika hans padi Saloni mujhe ghur ke dekhne lagi

Saloni:- dad aap iss ki mat suno

Dad:- baat toh sahi hai beta tu kuch aur pehan lee
Devika:- jhat se nahi pita ji yeh sabke liye hi kyu na laa de aur koi jaruri nahi red sari keval
shaadi shuda aurat hi pehne

Main:- tumhe bolna jaruri tha

Devika:- woh main bas

Dad:- koi baat nahi ab uska bhi tum par hak hai itna toh main bhi samjh gaya hon tu jitno
ko yaha Saloni yaa Komal ki friends bana kar laya hai un se teri khichdi pak chuki hai baap
hon tera samjha main hans pada aur woh dono waha se sharmate hue nikal li

Dad:- ja Dev meri laado ko dilawa de jo isse chahiye main kuch nahi janta bahu se keh
dunga

Main:- dad aap bhi

Dad:- main bhi kya ab tere dada ne mere sath bhi aisa kiya toh mujhe bhi badla lena hai
sacch main maja aayega kyuki teri ek toh nahi beta aur biwi ki baate toh rab hi jane mujhe
yakin nahi ho raha dad Saloni ke samne aise bol rahe hain par jo bhi ho sab khush hain
bas yahi kafi hai

Dad:- kya soch raha hai

Main:- dad woh Roshni aur Giri

Dad:- beta abhi ek din hua unke sath jo hua hai par main nahi chahta ki woh iss main dub
kar khud ko bimar kare tu apni shaktiyo ka istemal kar ke kuch kar ke sab thek ho jaye
musibat main akhir yaad aata hai toh kon apna hi ansh K Dev wahi sahi karega ab yaha
Ratan ka hissab par woh itna harami hai ki chachi ji ko hi na baja de matlab Ratan Singh ki
wife ko waise kabhi kabhi sochta hon mere andar agar hamesha K Dev hota toh ab na jane
kitne chodo jane doo

Main:- han dad ho jayega kal Ratan Singh wapas aa jayenge bas aap uss lash ko Ratan
Singh se alag bata do aur yeh sab kyu hua main aapko sab bata dunga uss ke baad dad
waha se chale gaye aur Saloni wahi khadi mujhe ghur rahi thi

Main:- aise kya dekh rahi ho

Saloni:- dad ke samne itna udta kyu hai

Main:- kya aaj meri Saloni didi ka bhut wapas aaya hai

Saloni:- han kyu dar lag raha hai

Main:- han kya karu woh hamesha mujhe thapad maarne ko betab jo rahti hai

Saloni:- ruko abhi batati hon woh mere peche aayi aur main uth kar bahar bhag liya woh
bhi mere peche

Maa:- arre kaha bhag raha hai

Main:- baad main aaonga

Saloni:- main kehti hon ruk jaa

Maa:- arre isse kya hua yeh kyu chandi devi bani fir rahi hai main bahar aa gaya aur woh
gate par ruk gayi

Saloni:- dheere se andar nahi aa rahe

Main:- na baba na main chala bahar thoda ghum kar aata hon

Saloni:- wapas aao tab main bataungi

Main:- dekh lunga jo hoga

Saloni:- acha ji

Main:- ji mahrani ji itna bol kar main bahar nikal gaya tabhi mera phone baja

Main:- han hello kya hua

Richa:- woh maa aur Akash aa rahe hain jara unhe station se lee aao na

Main:- kya Akash yaha aa raha hai aur tumne mujhe bataya nahi

Richa:- aapko apni iss biwi ki yaad kab aati hai

Main:- arre darling aisa na kaho

Richa:- baat kat kar busy tha yahi naa

Main:- nahi aisa nahi bas kuch din aur fir tum sabki shikayete puri karunga

Richa:- acha ji

Main:- ek minute kya tumhare pas Devika hai

Richa:- nahi toh kyu

Main:- uss ne sabka dimag kharab kar rakha hai sab acha ji karti hain toh pata nahi mujhe
bada ajib sa lagta hai

Devika:- aisa kyu hai ji

Main:- tum nahi manogi na

Devika:- nahi ji main nahi manungi

Main:- acha ji uff tum bhi na chalo baad main baat karta hon station jana hai main thodi
dur pahucha hi tha ke kisi ne awaaj lagayi (yaha bolane ka lahja thoda sa change hoga)

Madan:- ka ho bhaiya kaha cahle

Main:- arre Madan bahaiya ka ho raha hai aaj kal

Madan:- humara chodo nayi bahuriya le aaye aur bataya bhi nahi (yaha Komal ki baat ho
rahi thoda se confusion hoga ki Masoom ki hui yeh sabko pata hai par ab baki yaado ke
sath sab baate Masoom ki Komal se jud gayi hain)

Main:- arre kaise baat karte ho dawat denge na aana jarur aur han aapke apni bhabi ji ke
hatho ke besan ke laddo jarur lana bade din ho gawa hai kuch badhiya khaye

Madan:- ja kaha rahe ho

Main:- arre bhaiya jara mehmaan aayee tanik (thoda) station jaat hae

Madan:- acha ee ta badiya baa (yeh toh acha hai)

Main:- acha bhaiya ram ram

Madan:- ram ram main aage badh gaya aaj itne saalo baad aise bol kar ajeeb laga par acha
bhi laga ki abhi bhi mujh main mitti ki khusbo hai uske baad main gaon se bahar aaya aur
ghayab hone hi wala tha ki woh aa gayi jiska maine sapne main bhi nahi socha Aditi car ka
sisa niche kar ke

Aditi:- kya dekh rahe hai andar aaiye na maine gate khola aur andar beth gaya

Aditi:- kaha chalu

Main:- station aur car aage badh gayi main usse bade ghor se dekh raha tha

Aditi:- aise mat dekhiye mujhe sharam aa rahi hai

Main:- woh kyu

Aditi:- pata nahi

Main:- par tum yaha kaise

Aditi:- kyu kya aa kar galat kiya

Main:- arre nahi aisa kuch nahi waise ab tumhari tabiyat kaisi hai jab se tumse mila hon
sahi se do pal bhi nahi bitayae hain

Main:- bolo chup kyu ho

Aditi:- main kya bolu

Main:- arre tum roo kyu rahi ho gaadi roko

Aditi:- nahi main thek hon

Main:- phir itna dukhi kyu ho

Aditi:- sacch kahu toh maine jo chaha sab uska ulta hua

Main:- aisa kya hua tumhare sath kahi maine tumhare sath kuch galat toh nahi kar diya

Aditi:- haan aap ne hi kiya hai

Main:- maine kya kiya

Aditi:- maine socha tha jab main aap se milungi toh aapke sath ghumungi aap mera
dhayan rakhoge meri fikar karoge meri achi buri aadato par mujhe chedoge par aap ne
shaadi kar ke mujhe samaan ki tarah fenk diya

Main:- arre kya tum na pagalo ki tarah sochti ho gaadi roko side main usne gaadi roki
maine Aj ko yaad kiya

Aj:- malik apne mujhe yaad kiya

Main:- han ek kaam karo jara iss gadi ko chalao aur pehle thoda change kar do ki sab isse
hi dekhe uss ne chutaki bajayi aur woh ek shandaar car main badal gayi

Main:- chal station le chal main Aditi ko lekar uss main beth gaya aur Aj ne car aage badha
di maine uska hath padka ab batao kya hua kyu aisa sochti ho

Aditi:- kyu kya galat socha ek toh bachpan se suna mera rakshak aisa hoga waisa hoga
mera bohat dhayan rakhega par kisi ne yeh nahi bataya ki main ussk rakshak ki wife ban
jaongi aur woh mujh se baat bhi nahi karenge
Main:- arre Aditi tum bhi na ekdum bacho wali baate kar rahi ho

Aditi:- dekhiye hasiye mat main koi bachi nahi hon

Main:- acha baba sorry sorry bolo kya kahogi apni phenoix biwi ko aaj kuch khila deta ho
nnn (uss ne mere honto ko apne honto se mila diya) maine bhi uska sar peche se pakad
liya aur uske honto ko chusne laga waah kya laziz hont hai bikul kisi gulkaand ki tarah
methe aur gulab ki phullo ki khushbu se bhare hue usne halke se mere seene par dabav
banaya toh maine usse choda

Aditi:- uffoo woh aise saase lee rahi thi mano 4 km bhag kar aayi ho

Main:- bataya nahi kya kahogi

Aditi:- socha tha aapke honto ko khaungi par aap toh mujhe hi chusne ko uttawale ho
gaye maine uske honto par ungli firayi aur ussko chusne laga usne mere honto ke sath bhi
bhi aisa hi kiya

Aditi:- its tasty

Main:- tumhare yummy hain

Aditi:- ab

Main:- ab kya ab kuch kha lo baki baad main shayad sation aa gaya hai maine car ka secret
door knock kiya

Aj:- ji

Main:- jara station se pehle kisi popcorn shop par rokna

Aj:- ji

Main:- waise meri pyaari si biwi ko aur kya pasand hai

Aditi:- mujhe na mujhe kapde bohat pasand hain roj naye naye

Main:- matlab meri jeb khaali karne ka irada hai

Aditi:- yeh kya aapko pasie ki chinta hai meri khushi ki nahi

Main:- arre mere jaan yeh patiyo ka copyright dialogue hai dad se kafi suna hai

Aditi:- main yeh sab Devika didi se sikhungi

Main:- han par aise hi masoom rehna

Aditi:- ji jarur main usse masoom bolte hi mujhe Masoom ki yaad aa gayi

Aditi:- mujhe hila kar kaha kho gaye gaadi ruk gayi hai

Main:- acha bahar chalo bahar aa kar main Aditi ko lekar waha pahucha

Main:- bhai jara popcorn dena

Porcorn wala:- ji kya masala bhi daal dun

Aditi:- nahi

Porn corn:- ok hum popcorn lekar paidal chal pade aur Aj car peche peche laa raha tha
sab hume aur car ko ghur rahe the achanak Aditi ka face ghusse jaisa ho gaya

Main:- ab kya hua

Aditi:- woh ladki ne aapko kya bola

Main:- kya bol diya

Aditi:- aee sexy maine peche mud kar dekha uss ladki ne mujhye aankh maari

Aditi:- iss ki toh maine uss pakad liya

Main:- kya tum bhi woh bas car se attract hai

Aditi:- iss ki maa ki saali kutiya main ghabra gaya samne aunty thi aur iss ne rahan sahan
nahi sekha gaali kaha se sekh li

Main:- chup chup

Aditi:- nahi main iss ka mouh tod dungi

Aunty:- yeh kon hai

Aditi:- aapko kya mere pati hai hey bhagwaan pagal kahi ki

Main:- aunty namaste

Rekha:- (Richa Akash ki mom) namaste beta yeh ladki kya bol rahi hai Aditi samjh gya ki
yeh kon hai woh unke pair chune lagi

Rekha:- khush raho kyu Dev tujhe chain nahi beta ruk ja abhi bhi kahi sarre baal na udwa
lena

Main:- nahi aunty aisa nahi hai bas thoda sa fisal jata hon
Rekha:- jyada na fisla karo beta abhi bohat umar padi hai

Main:- Akash kaha hai

Rekha:- aa raha hai woh raha saaman ke sath

Main:- aap car main Aditi ke sath bathiye main usse lekar aata hon aur Akash ke paas chal
pada

Rekha:- beta kon si car hai

Aditi:- yeh wali mummy ji

Rekaha:- mummy ji kyu kaha

Aditi:- Richa didi ki mummy meri bhi mummy hui naa

Rekha:- bohat acha sochti ho par ussko aaj chodungi nahi thek hote hi maa ko bhul agyi
aur yaha aa gayi

Aditi:- mummy ji car main chaliye

Rekha:- wow kafi achi car hai

Aditi:- mummy ji aapko achi lagi

Rekha:- off course beta shayad maine aisa model nahi dekha

Aditi:- andar chaliye woh aunty ke sath andar bethi

Aditi:- kya lenge aap

Rekha:- arre beta aise keh rahi ho jaise yahi khana khilana hai

Aditi:- nahi mummy ji woh iss car main driver ke paas khane pine ka samaan hai

Rekha:- acha soft drink samne se ek drawer jaisa khula aur Aditi ne drink di bahar main
aur Akash

Main:- kya be ghochu kahi ke kabhi yaad kar liya kar

Akash:- abbe yaar jara busy tha dad ne kuch kaam se bahar bheja tha aur tu saale padhai
ko kab serious lega

Main:- saale main khud ko serious na lee raha hon tu padhai ki baat karta hai

Akash:- acha maharaja ab chale

Main:- han chal bhai abbe kuch hi din hue Richa ko aaye par aise lag raha hai ke woh tum
sab se kayi saalo se nahi mili kafi khush dikh rahi hai

Akash:- waise uski tabiyat toh bilkul thek hai naa

Main:- chal raha hai to dekh lena mujh par vishwaas toh karega nahi

Akash:- chal jyada bhaw mat kha hum dono car main bethe aur ghar ki taraf rawana ho
gaye Aditi aunty se baat kar rahi thi aur main apne yaar se laga tha purane dino ko yaad
karta hua sacch main bachpan sabse ache dino main se ek hota hai

Udhar

Location: RAW agency Place: Secret room

Yaha hala ho raha tha kabhi koi bol raha tha kabhi koi yaha kafi log main seat par bethe
hai CM of Delhi unke left side Cia agency head (Anthony Simon) fir Mi 6 head (Tom Cruise)
third seat par Indian blackout agency head (Rohan Verma) unke right side Cyber expert
of International security (Mike) phir Mohan sir aur phir Tourist Minister (Ganesh Rama
Gopal) ab yeh itne bade bade log kyu jama hain aaye jante hain

CM:- kya ab aap sab ladna band karenge

Tom:- sir aap logo ko jo bhi karna hai par humare logo ko chod dijiye

CM:- Mohan inke logo ko tumne kyu pakad ke rakha hai

Mohan:- sir aap ko pata hai woh bahar ka terrorist group hai

Anthony Simon:- sir yeh humara fault nahi aapke agent jaha taha jakar hadkap

Rohan Verma:- sir aap yeh baat kaise keh sakte hain jab pichli baar humare agents
investigate karne gaye the jab Indian agent hotel main mara gaya tab aap logo ne kaha
humare desh main aap Indian ko investigation allow nahi aur ab aap ka agent yaha pakda
gaya ussi jagah jaha woh attack hua tab yaha bhage bhage aa gaye

CM:- yeh baat tumne bilkul sahi kahi

Tom:- but humare logo ka kya

Mohan:- Tom kya aap hume fool samjhte ho yeh nahi pata kya yeh koi chota mota masla
nahi jis main sari world ki famous agency shamil hain

CM:- Mike tum kya kehna chahoge

Mike:- sir jaha tak maine pata kiya hai yeh attack ek liquid mobile phone se hua hai Tom,
Mohan, Rohan, CM, Simon sab shock ho gaye yeh kya bol raha hai

Tom:- iss ka kya matlab liquid mobile jaisa kuch nahi hota

Mike:- main iss bare jyada nahi janta par han last time jab Istanbol main woh cyber attack
hua tha tab ek insan se mulakat hui shayad koi agent tha uss ne meri jaan bachayi maine
uss se suna tab mujhe yakin nahi hua par ab jab maine uski theory par dhayan diya toh
pata chala ki shayad aisa mumkin hai

Mohan:- agent kon tha woh

Tom:- haan hume bhi janna hai ki aaj ke attack ke bare main kon agent itni saalo pehle
janta tha

Simon:- jaha tak mujhe pata hai woh koi sab ageny thi woh waha mission par thi par roka
aap ke agents ne tha

Tom:- yes you are right aapki team the un beatable Joker team

Mohan:- han sahi kaha par ab woh team tut chuki hai

Simon:- tabhi hum toh mission aram se kar paa rahe hain warna hum abhi sochte rahte
the aapka woh agent mission khatam kar deta tha

Tom:- where is Joker kya hua maine suna hi is dead

Rohan Verma:- nahi Joker kabhi nahi marta yahi uski khasiyat hai jab log sochte hain ki ab
hum relax hokar gunaah karenge tab woh tufaan ki tarah aata hai aur sabki khopdi khol
deta hai

CM:- Mohan kya tum usse contact kar sakte ho any how kya pata usse iss bare main kuch
pata ho

Mike:- kya main uski photo dekh sakta hon

Moahan:- sorry ab uski jankari mujhe nahi hai shayad uss ne apna face badal liya hoaga
(jhut)

Tom:- tab ki dikha sakte ho jab agency main tha Mohan sir apna phone nikal kar Mike ko
pic dikhate hai

Mohan:- par woh toh tab mask main rehta tha tumne kaise dekha
Mike:- yeh toh wahi hai

Mohan:- tum kaise jante ho

Mike:- jaha main fasa hua tha waha bohat jyada heat radiation tha woh pata nahi kaise
bina mask ke zinda bacha

Simon:- yeh main bhi aaj tak nahi samjh saka usse goli kyu nahi lagti thi aisa kon se suit
pehanta tha

Mohan:- baat badalte hue woh sab chodiye mudde ki baat kariye hum bina jaanch kiye
kise ko nahi chodenge

Tom , Simon:- jaldi kariye jo bhi karna hai

Mike:- Joker ko dhundiye warna yaha itne log marre jayenge ki aap laashe nahi utha
payenge uske baad aap logo ko bhi alert rahna hoga kyuki unke code main aap logo ko
nuksan dene ka andesha hai

Idhar Joker apni zindagi ke anmol pallo ko saja raha tha apni zindagi main ek dost ban ke
ek bhai ban kar kaaiyoo ka pati ban kar baat yeh nahi ki yeh apni shaktiyo ke hissab se
thoda sa alag dikhta kabhi lagta hai kitna bada bevakof ki aise kaam karta jis main usse
dukh milta hai yaa haar jata hai par shayad yeh hua iss liye ki umar dekhne main badh gayi
lekin abhi uska dimag uss kone main abhi nahi gaya ki itna sab ek sath sambhal sake mana
yeh aam insan ki soch se nahi bada hai par ab yeh na woh samara hai jisne anginat ladayi
ladi aur jise har shaktiyo main maharat hasil thi abhi woh insan hai aur insan sabse pehle
khud ko yaa khud se jude logo ko jyada importance deta hai aur yeh bhi wahi kar raha tha

Main aur Aditi aunty aur Akash ko lekar ghar pahucha Richa hamari taraf aaye aaj wo kuch
jyada hi khush lag rahi thi kafi tayar hokar aayi thi niche pooja ki taali ko dekhate hue aa
rahi thi aur humare paas aa kar hamari arati karne lagi

Richa:- maa aapko koi pareshani toh nahi hui na

Rekaha:- nahi Dev ho toh kaahe ki preshani

Akash:- (tilak lagwate hue) didi patli ho gayi ho kya khana nahi khati

Main:- oyye kya kehna chahta hai kya main isse bhuka rakhta hon

Rekha:- yeh dono phir ladne shuru ho gaye chalo andar

Main:- dekhiye na aunty ji yeh

Richa:- mummy bolo aunty kya hota hai

Akash:- (ladoo khate hue) han saala kuch samjhta hi nahi

Main:- beta tu mujh se bach ke rehna

Akash:- hasata hua chal tere jaise bohat dekhe hain

Main:- tu tabhi mera phone ring hua

Akash:- pehle phone utha chalo didi bohat bhukh lagi hai main phone lekar thoda side
main aaya mere samjh main nahi aaya yeh Nitika itne dino baad mujhe call kyu kar rahi
hai maine phone cut kiya aur jane hi wala tha ki phir ring hua

Main:- hello kon

Nitika:- hello Dev main thoda shock tha ki Nitika kabhi mujhe iss naam se nahi bulati yaa
toh sir kehti yaa DD

Nitika:- hello hello

Main:- arre Nitika tum mujhe kaisi yaad kiya

Nitika:- tum toh hume RAW se nikale ke baad bhul gaye kam se kam dost ki tarah hi yaad
kar lete

Main:- arre aisa kuch nahi hai bas thoda busy tha

Nitika:- han akhir jisko itne log pyaar karte hon woh busy kyu nahi hoga

Main:- tum kya baate lekar bethi ho acha batao kaisi ho

Nitika:- thek hon Shikha se baat hui usse kya hua hai woh khush nahi lag rahi thi main uss
se baat karta hua thoda ghar se dhur aa gaya tha

Main:- arre nahi aisa kuch nahi hai ghar ke kaamo main thoda busy hai thak jati hai

Nitika:- kya tum apni badi behan ko hamesha aise treat karte ho

Main:- arre nahi nahi tumse baat kar raha hon toh team ki yaad aa gayi thi

Nitika:- haan mujhe bhi team ki bohat yaad aa rahi hai kya iss diwali hum nahi mil sakte

Main:- Arav Shikha yahi hai tum Jagpreet ko lekar aa jao

Nitika:- hans kar Joker toh aayega naa

Main:- off course bas sir ko mat lana bina baat ke mission chipka denge main abhi in sab
ke mood main nahi hon

Nitika:- ok nahi laungi hihihi

Main:- good girl see u soon maine call cut ki aur jungle ki taraf nikal gaya main dimag par
jor dekar yaar shayad woh talab aage hai jis main maine woh tukda fenka tha samne ek
ped gira hua tha main ek chalang maari aur usse par ho gaya aage mujhe mere hi footprint
dikhe jab main werewolf bana tha main uss ke peche chalne laga thodi der baad woh talab
dikha shirt aut jeans nikal kar main talab main kud gaya maine hath aage kiya aur uss hisse
ko yaad kiya kuch der main ek bada se snake mere taraf aaya main thoda se jhuka aur
apne khanjar ko yaad kiya aur uss snake ko do hisso main chir diya uss ke pet se woh tukda
gira aur main wo pakad kar talab se bahar aaya

Main:- uff kitna ajib sa snake tha saala chalo yeh tukda toh mila ab maine usko call karna
thek samjha ring ja rahi thi par koi utha nahi raha tha

Main:- kaha mar gaya yeh utha be phone maine phir try kiya tabhi call uthi

Awaaj:- aa mar gayi aram se karo na maine thoda sar khujaya yeh sala kab sudhrega

Ladki:- hello konn ssssiii aahh boliyee aahh

Main:- jara jo tumhari jaan nikal raha hai usko phone do

Ladki:- jaan yeh lo koi tumhe bula raha hai

K Dev:- phenk de phone pehle tere choot ka baja bajane de kitni garam hai yeh woh phir
chillayi haye mar gayi aram se karo do ghante se baja rahe ho isse uff yeh saale mera
dimag kharab kar rahe the

K Dev:- laa dikha isse bhi dekhu kon hai

K Dev:- han hello kon hai bee kya tujhe aur koi time nahi mila bich main maja kharab kar
raha hai

Main:- saale waha aa gaya na dono ko ek ek kar ke bajaonga K Dev ruk gya aur cigarette
thukte hue

K Dev:- aap

Ladki:- karo na jaan kyu ruk gaye

K Dev:- eee chup reh na warna meri lee li jayegi ja jaldi kapde pehan
Main:- abbe koi jarurat nahi pura kar ke ghar pohauch

Ladki:- aahh maaa

Main:- aram se bee jaldi aana

K Dev:- bas aaya yeh matter khatam karke aata hon main waha se ghar aa kar apne room
main chala gaya mera dimag kharab ho gaya tha kyuki maine sex karte hue Masoom ko
khoya tha aur phir woh tukda pata nahi kya matlab hai in sab ka mere hath kaanp rahe
the main apna aapa kho raha tha mujhe ghussa aur rona aa raha tha pata nahi kaha gayi
meri cigrette ka packet jo main chupa chupa kar pita tha aaj tak main jikar nahi kar paya
par aaj yeh samne aa hi gaya tha tabhi kisi ne cigarette badhayi maine jaldi se cigrette li
aur pine laga yeh bhi nahi dekha ki kisne di hai aur pita hua balcony main chala gaya aur
hawa main dhua udane laga thodi der baad jab relax hua ohh shit mujhe cigarette kisne
di thi maine cigarette ko paas ke flower pot main bujha di aur peche dekha toh Neha khadi
thi main uske paas gaya aur packet chin liya

Main:- Neha tumne yeh packet kyu uthaya tha tumhara diamag toh thek hai na

Neha:- dheere se woh yaha table par pani gir gaya tha toh maine apne pas rakh li thi

Main:- ohh sorry main tum par chilaaya par tum yahi sab chije abhi apne sath kya inhe
dekha bhi mat karo pata hai iss se aane wale bache par asar pad sakta hai

Neha:- aap kyu pareshaan ho rahe ho sab thek hai

Main:- han main bas thoda sa aise hi

Neha:- kya apne abhi tak kisi ko bataya hai ki main maa banne wali hon

Main:- tum janati ho main aisa nahi kar sakta

Neha:- toh aap kya chahte hain ke humara bacha bina kisi naam ke iss duniya main aaye

Main:- Neha aisa mat socho main nahi chahta ke aur mushkile aaye

Neha:- mushkiloo se aap ka kya matlab hai

Main:- nahi nahi shayad mushkile sahi nahi hai shayad musibate aa jaye

Neha:- kya bakwas hai yeh sab aap aisa soch bhi kaise sakte hain humara bacha kya aapke
liye musibat hai
Main:- nahi Neha asia nahi bas main kehna chahta hon yeh sahi mahol nahi yeh sab karne
ka bache par galat asar pad sakta hai Neha apne room ki taraf jane lagi main bhi uske
peche chal pada main nahi janta ki woh itni jaldi kaise itne badi badi baate karne lagi par
shayad meri baate uske dil ko ghayal kar gayi thi main uske room main pahucha toh woh
mirror ke pas khadi thi maine jaakar usse peche se hug kar liya

Neha:- chodiye mujhe

Main:- sorry jaan main manta hon ki aaj kal main khud main khoya rehta hon shayad tum
mujhe khudgarj keh sakti ho

Neha:- hmm woh toh aap ho hi

Main:- acha kya meri papu ki maa ab mujhe maaf karegi

Neha:- han par aaj ke baad isse papu mat kehna

Main:- arre baap re itna ghussa Neha mere hatho ko apne pet par kas leti hai

Neha:- mujhe maaf kariye shayad jab se yeh mere andar aaaya hai main kuch jyada hi
sochne lagi hon kabhi kabhi mann hota hai ki aap ka sar fod dun

Main:- arre maine aisa kya kiya

Neha:- pata nahi shayad yeh jo sochta hai main bhi wahi sochti hon

Main:- haan iss ko apni maa se bohat pyaar hai lagta hai dad ko jyada pasand nahi karta

Neha:- pata hai abhi mere dimag main kya khayaal aa rahe hain

Main:- kya batao toh

Neha:- yahi ki kab aap hum dono ke sath akele time bitaoge matlab

Main:- sii bas karo main samjh raha hon yeh nat khat chahta hai main uski maa ko time
dun uss ko dekh pyaar karu Neha mudi aur mujhe ek kiss de diya

Main:- wow waise yeh kis taraf se tha

Neha:- iss ki taraf se par mere honto se

Maa:- are Dev tu yaha Neha ke sath aise kyu khada hai main Neha se alag hua
Main:- kuch nahi maa bas isse samjha raha tha ki chutti ke baad sahi se college start karna
hai maine speed se maa ko pakad liya warna maa sidhyoo se gir jati maine maa ko aram
se lita diya

Main:- kya maa kitna kaam karti ho aram kiya karo

Maa:- pata nahi aisa laga kisi ne mujhe dhakka diya maine Neha ko dekha

Main:- chalo maa niche jao koi kaam tha mujh se

Maa:- han beta ja jara dekh mithei ko keh de

Main:- acha maa diwali ke liye naa

Maa:- chal phir niche aa ja kuch kha lee

Main:- han maa aap chalo main aata hon maa chali gayi

Main:- Neha iss ka maa ke liye pyaar badhta ja raha hai

Neha:- arre aap bhi na kuch bhi sab kuch yeh thodi karega par mujhe lag raha tha ke kahi
maa ne hume toka iss liye uss ne kuch kiya main bhi na jane kya sochne laga tha

Main:- chalo niche khana kha lo phir main Neha ke sath niche aaya aur beth gaya

Dad:- aur barkhurdaar kya hua woh kaam pura hua

Roshni:- han boliye na kya dad zinda hai

Main:- hans kar han han kyu nahi woh zinda hai Roshni aakar sab ke samne mere gale lagi
mujhe bada ajeeb lag raha tha maine usse khud se alag kiya

Main:- ab nashta karo tabhi maine gate par kuch awaaj suni mud kar dekha par uss se
pehle Roshni uske gale lag gayi ji haan K Dev par Ratan Singh ban kar

Roshni:- dad aap aa gaye aap aa gaye aaj pehle martaba mujhe kuch aisa feel ho raha tha
woh lagi K Dev ke gale thi par aisa lag raha tha ki woh mere sharrer par apne hath kas rahi
thi

K Dev:- bas bhi kar itna royegi toh yeh log kya sochenge

Roshni:- sochne dijiye mujhe apni khushi ko kam nahi karna hai Dad ne meri taraf dekha
maine kandhe utha diya ke mujhe nahi pata yaha kya ho raha hai
K Dev:- acha chalo betho mujhe bhi nashta karna hai bohat bhuk lagi hai sab log murtiyo
ki tarah unhe dekh rahe (ab se K Dev Ratan Singh hoga jab tak Ratan Singh ka role khatam
nahi hota)

K Dev:- (Ratan Singh) ne mere kandhe par hath rakha thank you beta meri madad ke liye

Main:- koi baat nahi uncle aap bhi apne hi ho

Roshni:- thanks Dev main yeh ahsaan kabhi nahi chukka paungi

Main:- koi baat nahi

K Dev:- dad se aur be kya dekh raha hai kabhi mujhe nahi dekha yaa woh jungle ki raate
bhul gaya hai

Dad:- nahi bee bas abhi yeh sab mat yaad dila main nashta karne laga toh Roshni mujhe
ghurne lagi phir K Dev ko jo Ratan Singh bana tha

Roshni:- dad apne kab se apna right hand use karna shuru kar diya

K Dev:- arre aise hi beta bas mann kiya

Roshni:- par aap itne time se kaha the aur woh lassh

K Dev:- bas beta jaise taise bach gaya tha woh toh Dev ke kuch sathiyo ne mujhe nadi se
nikala main behta hua dur chala gaya tha woh bethe bethe phir K Dev se chipak gayi

Dad:- ab toh khush ho na beta

Roshni:- han uncle bohat jyada mom aur bhai kaha hain

Maa:- woh kisi kaam se haveli gaye hain tumhe bhi jana hai

Roshni:- nahi yeh diwali main yahi manaungi kyu dad

K Dev:- han han kyu nahi phir sabne nashta kiya

Main:- uncle jara chalna kuch baat karni hai

K Dev:- han han chalo Roshni beta tum jao sabke sath baate karo masti karo phir hum
dono opar chat par aaye maine gate lock kiya

Main:- abbe tu badi jaldi aa gaya aur sab sambhal liya

K Dev:- han ab tumhare pas aate hi mujhe sab pata chal jata hai toh bas thodi si shaktiya
istemal ki aur dad aur Roshni ke dimag se yaado se jaisa Ratan Singh tha waisa banne ki
koshish ki

Main:- arre sab sahi tha bohat jyada hi

K Dev:- yaar par iss Roshni ki bachi ko dur rakhna hoga

Main:- kyu kya hua

K Dev:- kya tujhe uske than chhati par mahsus nahi hue

Main:- ab yeh sab kyu sochta hai yeh bas un sabki khushi ke liye hai

K Dev:- par janta hai na main control nahi kar pata

Main:- yaar mera waha dhayan mat lagaya kar mujhe ajeeb sa hone lagta hai laa jaldi
cigrette ho toh

K Dev:- cigar hai mere pas main cigar le kar pine laga

K Dev:- kya hua hai

Main:- tu janta hai na

K Dev:- kitna sochoga uske bare uske chakar main kahi jo sath hain in sab se dur na ho jao

Main:- woh meri galti thi main usse rok sakta tha

K Dev:- mujhe ghuma kar aur chilla kar har koi hamari galti nahi ho sakti samjha woh uska
decision tha humara nahi uss ne kiya ta ke hum uske jane ke ghum main doob kar zindagi
se dur bhage

Main:- usko bhulna muskil hai

K Dev:- teri yaado ne mujh par bohat asar kiya hum chahe alag banne ki koshish kare par
hum ek hain yahi akhiri sacch hai

Main:- phir tu kaise woh sab kar leta hai

K Dev:- mujhe uss main khushi milti hai main karta hon sacch kahu toh abhi bhi mere
dimag main yahi chal raha hai ki Roshni uff jane dee

Main:- nahi nahi bol ab mujhe aisa kamzor banna nahi rahna ab aur nahi
K Dev:- toh wahi kar jis main tu khush ho yaa tujh se sab khush bhol ja Mahakaal ko woh
time aane par dekh hi lega ab kyuki hum 100 baar se jyada baar aaye hain future main aur
yeh humara sabse lamba safar hai ek din toh waha par loutna hai shayad iss baar hum
sabko bacha le

Main:- usko toh marunga hi aur iss baar main khul ke jiyunga na koi dar na kuch iss baar
sabko bacha kar lekar jaunga sabko phir chahe woh mere sath tab rahe yaa na rahe par
jitunga main

K Dev:- han sahi kaha tu ne hamari iss kahani ki shuruwat hi ant hai

Main:- waise lagta hai shahar ko hamari jarurat hai

K Dev:- nahi hamari nahi

Main:- hahaha hamari nahi Joker ki waise tu ne sahi kaha tha Roshni hai kadak

K Dev:- chal thoda bohat harami pana toh sikh raha hai

Main:- shayad yahi hai jise maine pichali 100 baar nahi kiya tha

K Dev:- waise mujhe lagta hai mujhe ab apni asli jagah rehna hoga yani tumhare andar

Main:- haan sahi kaha par Ratan Singh ka kya kare

K Dev:- arre uske liye bhi kuch kar lenge ab har wakt uska baap toh uske sath hoga nahi
baap hai koi bf nahi jo hamesha sath rahe uske bhi kaam honge

Main:- yeh sahi hai phir diwali par dhamaake ke liye tayar ho jaa tabhi mere mobile par
ek message aaya maine msg dekha jo ek video thi uss main Pratibha aur Agani ko kisi ne
ked kar liya hai

Main:- didi mujhe jana hoga meri bhanji musibat main hai

Saloni:- ab kon si behan ki beti ho gayi hai

Main:- aakar batata hon ek aur msg

Dd 1567 crore lekar aa ja warna apni mouh boli behan aur bhanji ki laash ke tukdo ke sath
diwali manana

Saloni:- kya jana jaruri hai

Main:- bohat jaruri hai nahi toh aaj kaise jata waise bhi yaha bohat maja aa raha hai
Saloni:- aisa kya hua hai

Main:- dekho aisa na karo yeh sab toh main tabhi bhi nahi seh pata tha ab aur muskil hota
hai

Saloni:- kisi aur ko bhej do woh tumhara ansh

Main:- nahi usse ab main kahi akela nahi bhejta warna fadega woh bill mujhpar fatega

Saloni:- kya fadega

Main:- kuch nahi Saloni didi thoda nasheli awaaj main

Saloni:- boloo naa itna bada na mera mind beep ohh shit

Main:- didi baad main

Saloni:- main bhi chalu aaj main ek ek ka sar fod dungi

Main:- yaha diwali manoo main bas thodi se khon ki holi khel ke aata hon

Saloni:- jaldi aana mera bhi mann thoda sa khon bahane ka hai mere jalim bhai nikloo be
yaha se aaj kasam se bikul naya sa experience tha ekdum jaise ke sex journey par gaya tha
bahar nikla toh Pari mili

Pari:- aapko itna pasina kyu aa raha hai didi ne kya kiya

Main:- kk kuch bhi toh kuch bhi nahi

Pari:- mera diwali gift kaha hai

Main:- baad main deta hon na baby abhi jana hai

Pari:- nahi nahi mujhe abhi chahiye bilkul abhi

Main:- dekh ghussa na dila diwali hai toh tu Pari chilla chilla kar rone lagi main samjh gaya
yeh ab apna drama shuru karegi aur yeh raha pahla waar

Maa:- kya hua Pari beta

Pari:- bhaiya mujhe nahi de rahe jo main maang rahi hon yeh raha dusra jo tay tha

Dad:- Dev isse kisi bhi festival par kyu rulata hi

Main:- par dad main aage nahi bol paya

Pari:- aaww haa dekho dad yeh nahi de rahe

B Chacha:- Dev ab tu bacha nahi hai chal de jo maang rahi hai

Main:- chal meri maa bas in logo ko opar na bulana yeh kya aaj toh yeh ekdum chup ho
gayi hum room main ghusse baad main gate band

Main:- ab bata tujhe kya chahiye laakar deta hon achanak se mujhe dhakka laga aur main
bed par gira main palta toh uske pose se hairan tha yeh akhir kya mangne wali hai jo itna
seductive aur cute hoti chali ja rahi hai

Pari:- kya aaj mujhe bhi kuch mil sakta hai

Main:- tumhe kya chahiye

Pari:- maine aaj andar bhi kuch nahi pehna hai

Main:- acha thek hai kya kya kaha kuch bhi nahi

Pari:- uuu huuh kuch bhi nahi mera mann keh raha tha ki chadh ka aur aaj isse cutness ko
apna diwana bana de jo woh pehle bhi par aaj toh aag par aag lag rahi hai Pari tab tak
mere opar beth gayi

Pari:- bolo na bhaiya

Main:- bhaiya

Pari:- han mujhe toh apne bhaiya se pyaar hai ab chahe woh mere pati hi kyu na ho mujhe
acha nahi lagta aur kuch bolna mere mouh se nikal gaya

Main:- jhakas

Pari:- sacch main yeh aapko pasand hai

Main:- hon han thek hai

Pari:- toh karo na meri saheli kehti hai bada maja aata hai jab koyi khud se kare

Main:- toh karunga Pari par abhi mujhe kaam hai

Pari:- kaam ke sath meri body se kheloge

Main:- arre koi ludo hai kya jo khelu

Pari:- bolo na mujhe bada maja aata tha jab sote hue aap meri naabhi daba dete the

Main:- tab main neend main rehta tha

Pari:- acha toh ab main neend main rahu tab aap karna

Main:- tujhe kya maja iss main

Pari:- suna hai dar kar iss ka maja aur aata hai

Main:- toh kya ab mujhe wahi Dev banna hoga jo main kayi saal pehle tha aaee yeh kya
nahi Pari uth uss par se

Pari:- nahi rehne do na garam garam hai bada maja aa raha hai

Main:- maje ka fal Neha ko mil gaya

Pari:- woh chodo aapka kitna lamba hai

Main:- aaee natkhat pagal hai kya

Pari:- kyu sab apne bf ka size pata rakhti hai pata hai mera friend ke bf ka

Main:- aeee chhiii chhii mujhe mat bata uska kya size hai

Pari:- apna bata do

Main:- dekha jabse main wolf bana hon yeh maine nahi napa

Pari:- rukko inch tape lekar aati hon

Main:- nahi nahi mujhe nahi napwana abhi jana hai mujhe chaaarrr merk shirt bechari
kurban ho gayi abbe akhir jab se yeh K Dev aaya hai jaise sab badal gaya meri life ka
interest wapas aa gaya tha Pari phir ghusse main meri chaati main nakun ghussa deti hai

Main:- aa kyu ghussa ho rahi hai

Pari:- mujhe size napna hai

Main:- uss din dekha naa

Pari:- woh toh chusa bhi tha par napa nahi

Main:- ja lekar aa inch tape woh jaise hi uth kar gayi main diwal se dusri ore aa gaya

Pari:- bhaiyaaa

Main:- uff bach gaya abbe yeh pani ki bunde kaha se aayi

Shikha:- aap yaha

Main:- (mann main) abbe haram khor sedha bank main land nahi ho sakta tha kya

Main:- kyu kya apni biwi se ne nahi mil sakta

Shikha:- nahi main toh ab aapke na biwi layak hon na aapke behan aur na aapke dosti ke
layak maine aage ja kar uski chuchiyo ko ekdum se pakad liya woh ankhe faad ke meri
taraf dekhti hai

Main:- suno

Shikha:- huuuh

Main:- mujhe tumhare boobs sabse ache lagte hain Shikha ankhe faad ke dekhti hai

Main:- kya dekh rahi ho ab inko bohat kadak bana liya ab main inko dhila karunga

Shikha:- huu main waha se ghayab ho gaya aur woh aise murat bani khadi rah gayi main
waha se bank pahucha cigar jalayi aur pita hua andar ghus gaya andar ja kar apna mask
pehan liya waha sab jaise bhed bakriyo ki tarah line main lage hue the main jakar seedha
aage phucha sab chila pade aee aee peche lag peche

Main:- abbe kya koi khana mangne aaya hon saaloo main jaise hi peche muda sabki fat ke
chaar ho gayi ek do bando ke elawa aur un main pehle yeh par yeh aage wala jyada fudak
raha tha

Aage wala:- oye tujhe tamiz hai ki nahi aise Joker lag raha hai

Main:- saale wahi toh main hon chataak maine ek karara japad diya abbe tum sabko
bachane ke chakar main maine yaha apni zindagi jhand kar di tum saalo line main nahi lag
sakte peche se koi tez boli

Nisha:- aee mister paise wale ho yaa koi aur ja kar line main lago aur yeh behuda dress
nikal kar aaya karo jyada hero banne ki koshish na karo main uss ke paas gaya aur uss ke
sar ko pakad kar usse kiss karne laga aur thodi der baad usse dhakka de diya mujhe dhakka
dena uske bas ki baat kaha

Main:- waah yeh bank sabse acha hai paise nikalne se pehle mouh mitha karwa diya

Nisha:- youuu aahh maine hath pakad kar par shayad meri cigar lag gaye usse par maine
dhayan nahi diya

Main:- yeh jo ghamand hai na best ka isse apni undergarment main rakha kar samjhi mujh
se ulajhna teri bas ki baat nahi hai
Nisha:- my foot

Main:- your lips is too tasty then your foot and your ego

Nisha:- tum mere bare main jante hi kya ho maine ek hath se usse side main kiya aur
manager ke room main aaya

Manager:- sir aap yaha main uske mouh par dhua chodate hue

Main:- abbe kya ab main yaha par line main lagunga

Manager:- sir woh sab naye hai naa

Main:- toh sabko meri taswir ki pooja karni ko keh par aage se meri beijjati na ho tabhi
gate khol kar Nisha andar aa gayi

Manager:- mam please aap bahar rukiye

Nisha:- aap iss gunde ke liye PM ki poti ko wait karne ko keh rahe ho yeh jitni paise
nikalega uss se jyada main tumhe tip dungi

Manager:- mam aap inse na ulajhiye yeh aapki soch aur shakti se bohat opar hai

Nisha:- bol toh aise rahe ho jaise koi Maharaja aa gaya hai

Manager:- main aapse behas nahi karunga jo karna hai karo sir aap ko kitne paise chahiye

Main:- 1600 crore bas jyada nahi Nisha ladkhada kar gate se takra gayi

Manager:- mam

Main:- abbe kya mam kar raha hai Joker ko wait nahi karna aata

Manager:- sir ab itna paisa ek sath nahi de sakte maine manager ko gardan se pakad kar
utha liya kyu

Main:- bee jab saale maine 5 hazar crore yaha jama karwaye tab tu ne nahi bola tha

Manager:- u uu sir ab bohat jyada security ho gayi hai

Main:- toh koi rasata bata mujhe paise chahiye

Manager:- acoount main taransfer kar sakta hon tabhi mera phone baja

Aadmi:- Joker woh jo manger bola na wahi uss ko lekar aa woh yaha humare account main
tranfer kar dega maine mangar ko liya aur bahar nikla
Manager:- tum sab kaam karo main aata hon aur han koi darne ki baat nahi Police ko call
nahi karna samjhe warna bhuke mar jaoge hum dono bahar aa gaye

Main:- sorry han tumhare room main cameras the

Manager:- sir main aapko janta hon ache logo ke sath aap bura nahi karte warna aaj mera
pariwar sadak par hota

Main:- chal kaha hai tera laptop

Manager:- loker main hai

Main:- acha lock password bata

Manger:- 45231 mere hath main uska laptop tha

Manager:- yeh aap ne kaise kiya

Main:- cigar uski mouh ki taraf karte hue tere bacho ke liye bhi toh kuch sunane ko hona
chahiye usse lekar uski gaadi main beth gaya aur aade par pahucha maine socha tha main
aaj yeh paise dekar chakkar hi khatam kar deta hon waise mujhe in sabki jarurat nahi woh
toh bas iss liye churaye the ki saale yeh terrorist don logo ko hathayar ke liye paise na mile
par ab jyada ho raha tha marne ko do second main marr duu par jane do hum dono andar
jane laage main toh masti main cigar pita hua ja raha tha

Aadmi 1:- aee DD urff Joker yeh cigar yahi fenk de

Main:- fffuu kyuu bee

Aadmi:- boss ka order hai

Main:- ishara kar ke idhar aa arre na dar woh mere pas aaya

Aadmi:- bolo

Main:- tu ne aaj sharab pi thi naa

Aadmi:- han tujhe aahh maine cigar uski aankh main ghussa di

Main:- behnchod jab tujhe kisi ne na roka toh mujhe kyu roka waha khade 5 aadmiyo ne
mere par gun taan di

Main:- saalo abhi dimag thekhane hai yaa nahi chup chaap paise le lo aur chod do dono
ko waise bhi ab mera mood thoda asshiqana hai
Peche se

Wakar bhai: boss

Wakar:- kya ree bhidu kaahe ko chapar chapar karawata hai woh piaisa dene ke waste
aaya hai tum log fokat main kyu marna chahte ho

Aadmi:- aahh bhai meri aankh jal rahi hai

Wakar:- terich toh gaand bhi jali hai ree bhidu ja jakar Dr ko dikha aur tu kya naam
tumhara han DD paisa laya

Main:- manager ko aage kar ke han yeh rakha

Wakar:- chalo andar main hum andar aa kar ek table par beth gaye

Wakar:- mujhe log bole ki tum bohat khatarnaak hoti

Main:- abbe chhutiye ek awaaj main bol kya dvd ke maafik pura india dikha raha hai

Wakar:- mera baap bohat harami teglu na maa bohat sundar mumbai naa

Main:- teri baap ki teri maa saale kaha hai dono

Wakar:- ekdum se badal kar hasa laa ree uss chamiya ko saali badi kadak maal hai ree
maine apni mutthi bandh li Manager ka mut nikal gaya kyuki woh ek baar live show dekh
chuka hai Wakar aur sab hans paade kya bee chirkut saale kis mutiye ko lee aaya hai

Main:- sun bee milawat ki paidaish agar ek baar aur meri behan ko gaali di na toh sabki
mut pani band kar dunga

Aadmi 2:- bhai uss najuk kali ko bhi toh maine uski taraf dekha toh woh bolta hua chup
ho gaya

Wakar:- kya hua be chup kyu ho gaya bol

Aadmi 2:- kuch nahi bhai main

Wakar:- abbe lagta hai tu bhi dar gaya hai

Aadmi:- nahi bhai aap ho toh kya dar lao re dono ko

Manager:- plz paise lo aur chod do baate mat karo

Wakar:- kyu bee apne adde main na yeh tera matlab hai
Manager:- nahi main tum sabki body katte hue nahi dekh sakta tabhi ek aadmi un dono
ko lekar aa gaya

Pratibha:- chod do hume

Wakar:- lo maal aa gaya

Pratibha:- tum jante ho mere pati yaha ke Commisionar hain

Wakar:- acha bada dukh hua jaan kar ke tab bhi nahi bacha payega tumhe

Manager:- bhai aap kyu backhodi kar rahe ho

Wakar:- kya bola bee

Manager:- kutto kyu ungli kar rahe ho jante ho na samne kon betha hai

Wakar:- bol toh aise raha hai jaise yeh hume marrega

Manager:- nahi yeh marta nahi katta hai

Pratibha:- kam se kam meri bachi ko yaha se chod do main toh hon na yaha

Main:- daro mat main yaha hon

Pratibha:- tum kya karoge tumne toh mask pehna hai mask pehenne se koi hero nahi ho
jata aur tum mujhe kyu bachane lage

Wakar:- lo iss ka bhai isse bachane aaya hai aur yeh isse pehchani bhi nahi

Agani:- mama kya aap ho

Pratibha:- DD kya ye tum ho maine mask utar diya

Agani:- yeh mama aa gaye mama aa gaye main uth kar un dono ke pas gaya

Main:- han main gaya aap thek ho naa

Agani:- yeh log gande hai inho ne mummy ke sath bohat ganda kiya

Main:- acha maine uske sar par hath rakha toh woh soo gayi usse didi ki goad main de kar
main abhi in logo ko inki aukat bata don

Wakar:- aee maar re woh aadmi mujhe goli marne hi wala tha par woh trigger daba pata
usse se pehle maine uski gardan pakad kar table par de maari kuch lakdiyo ke faas uske
sar main ghus gaye jis se woh chillane laga maine uske kaan par ghussa mara aur jaise hi
uss ne chilane ke liye mouh khola maine uski jebh pakdi aur talwar se kaat di woh jamin
par gir kar tadapne laga aur Manager dar ke marre jakar piller ke peche chup gaya Wakar
sadme main aa gaya ke yeh kya hua tabhi ek goli mere samne se gujri jo didi ko lagne wali
thi par maine bich main hi uske do tukde kar diye

Main:- tu ne in dono ko chua bhi kaise maine uska hath pakad kar uske kandhe se ukhad
kar fenkh diya ye dekh kar sab bhagne lage main do ke peche bhaga aur ek ki taang par
jor ki laat maari woh tut gayi aur dusre ki gaand main talwaar ghussed di jo aage uski
jhaang se bahar nikal gayi woh chillane laga maine uski jhaang se talwaar nikal kar uss ki
kidney main ghusa di

Main:- saale haala mat kar warna ek ek piece kaat ke rakh dunga woh rota hua gir gaya
main talwar ghumata hua aage badha

Main:- abbe kaha gaya be milawat ki paidaish bahar aa warna ek ek ko dhund ke

maarunga bahar se ek chillaya bhai bahar aa jao aap kyu humare piece katwa rahe ho

Wakar:- chup kar amma aaj bache lee apun kabhi yeh kaam nahi karega

Main:- acha tu waha betha hai chal bahar aa ja main uske samne tha aur meri talwaar uski
gardan ke aar par Wakar apni jagah khada ho gaya main andar aa kar Wakar ke pas kursi
par beth gaya

Wakar:- bhai main samjh gaya hon har Joker hasane wala nahi hota kuch hum jaiso ka
moot nikale wala hota hai

Main:- yahi baat jab main keh raha tha tab samjh nahi aa raha tha

Wakar:- aap apni mouh boli behan ko le jao

Main:- abbe chhutiye behan toh behan hai phir kya mouh boli yaa sagi Wakar mujhe thoda
normal samjha

Wakar:- bhai ab main yaha se jao maine uske kandhe par talwaar rakh di

Wakar:- nahi bhai mujhe maaf kar do meri biwi mar jayegi mere chote chote bache hain
meri maa bhi bohat jyada

Main:- shiii yeh sunte hi woh chup ho gaya

Main:- pehle yeh bata yeh underworld walo ko mera no kaise mila aur tujhe inka pata
kisne bataya
Wakar:- ek din mere aadmi ne inhe DD ke bare main bolte suna yeh bachi keh rahi thi DD
mama kaha hai hume shak hua aur phir inhe kidnap kiya toh iss ke pati ne aapka no diya

Main:- acha tu ne chamiya kise bola tha

Wakar:- chamiya main chamiya main naachunga aap bolo didi aap kahiye na hume chod
de Pratibha didi jaise sadme main ja chuki thi Wakar ke chillane se unka dhayan bhang
hua har jagah khon tha yeh sab dekhte hue unki nazar mujh par padi

Pratibha:- bhai yeh sab kya kar raha hai chod de inhe

Main:- na na main nahi chod sakta jo mere samne galat karta hai main usse kaisi chod do
tabhi Agani uthne lagi yeh ajib tha mere jaadu itne jaldi toh khatam nahi hona chahiye tha
maine wiper ki tarah hath ghumaya waha sab kuch ghayab ho gaya khon laashe par mere
aisa karne se waha par sabke mouh khule rah gaye

Agani:- mama kya yeh gande uncle aapse sorry keh rahe hain

Main:- han aee chal maafi maang

Wakar:- sorry mujhe maaf kar do mat maaro mujhe

Agani:- hihihi mama inhe chod do chod do yeh roo rahe hain

Main:- beta aaj iss ne bacha liya warna tera kya kya katta pata nahi chalta ab nikal yaha
se sab waha se aise bhage jaise kabhi na bhage honge

Agani:- mummy mama se kaho mujhe crackers dilwaye warna main baat nahi karungi aur
na maami se

Main:- arre mere bacchu main dilawata hon na aur maami ek minute didi yeh kon si
maami ki baat kar rahi hai

Pratibha:- pata nahi mujhe aisa kuch yaad nahi hai yeh kehti hai ki tum apne sath maami
laye the aur woh chup ho gayi

Main:- woh kya boliye

Pratibha:- tumne uske sath woh kiya

Main:- kya didi kyu sharamati ho bolo

Agani:- apne maami ko kiss kiya tha na

Pratibha:- chup kar badamash

Main:- jane do pata nahi kya kya dekhti hai ab chalo

Pratibha:- kaha

Main:- mere ghar

Pratibha:- thek hai par Alok

Main:- aap unki chinta na karo

Pratibha:- (mann main) iss ke sath jane main fayda hai kahi iss ne hum par bhi jaadu kar
diya toh mujhe yeh sun kar hasi aayi main unhe lekar ghar aaya sab logo se milaya woh
dono kafi khush hue aur ghar wale bhi aaj mera mood subah se hi kuch alag karne ka tha
main jakar nahaya itne main Shikha aa gayi

Main:- arre yaha kaise

Shikha:- akele kyu bethe ho

Main:- aao betho woh aa kar mere pas beth gayi

Shikha:- aaj subah aapko subah kya hua

Main:- ab bhi woh hua hai

Shikha:- kya

Main:- kuch lagi hai

Shikha:- kya laga hai

Main:- pyaar ki pyaas

Shikha:- kya mujhe uss pyaas ko dur karne main jagah milegi

Main:- kyu jana chahti ho iss main

Shikha:- aapki har ek lamhe main khud ko khona chahti hon uss main dubna chahti hon
aap ke badan ki khushbu ko apne andar samana chahti hon

Main:- acha toh kya tum mere liye har dard seh logi

Shikha:- han har dard seh lungi kuch bhi maine apni ungli ko halke se kaata uss main se
khon nikalne laga

Shikha:- yeh kya kiya maine ungli uski jeeb par rakhi toh khon uske honto par laga
Shikha:- esss yeh kya kar rahe ho

Main:- aap se ek baat kahu

Shikha:- aap se?

Main:- han aap se

Shikha:- bolo

Main:- pata nahi kyu jab bhi aap se yaa Saloni ke paas jata hon ek dum ajeeb sa feel hota
hai

Shikha:- kyu hum dono main aisa kya hai

Main:- sacch batao aap dono ki sharir main alag sa nasha hai pata nahi kyu aapke aur unke
paas khicha chala jata hon

Shikha:- teri baato se lagta hai tujhe khud se badi ladkiya bohat pasand hain

Main:- bakiyoo ka pata nahi tum dono sorry aap dono bikul mast ho bole toh kancha maal

Shikha:- sacch main pagal ho gaye ho biwi bana liya aur ab behan ko maal bata rahe ho

Main:- pata nahi kyu jab bhi aise baate karta hon bada sukun milta hai

Shikha:- waise main kehna toh nahi chahti par aaj kal jo apni behan ke bare main aisa
sochte hain usse log kuch alag hi kahte hain

Main:- ab gaali mat do Shikha meri ungli mouh main daal kar chusne lagi

Shikha:- waah kitna mitha khon hai tera

Main:- han aapko mera khon pina bohat pasand hai

Shikha:- haaye main kya batao main tera kya kya pina chahti hon un ki awaaj se mera
mind beep se ho gaya uff kya ada thi

Main:- bataoo na kya logi mera

Shikha:- sab kuch tujhe kya dena hai

Main:- dard dena hai aapko jis main aap beintaha tadpo Shikha mujhe dhakka de kar mere
opar aaye

Shikha:- tu mujhe dard dega apni badi behan ko han bol

Main:- han uff aapkii jhaange mujhe garam kar rahi hain

Shikha:- acha meri jhaange toh inhe daba na dekh yeh kitna gadra gayi hain maine jhaang
par hath rakha toh mera lund ne jhatka mara

Shikha:- uiiiii maa tu bohat ganda hai gandi baate bhi karta hai aur gandi chizo se mujhe
pareshaan bhi

Main:- aaj lagta hai aap pore mood main hain mera dharam bhast karna hai kya

Shikha:- han mann kar raha hai ke tumhe kha jaon kisi ne sacch kaha hai ek baar ladki
excited ho jaye toh kuch bhi karwa lo par uske mann ki jarur karo

Main:- thoda sa opar aao na

Shikha:- ek baat puchu

Main:- han pucho

Shikha:- jab tumko aaj isse dard dena hai toh kyu bechari par yeh daba kar pani pani kar
rahe ho

Main:- uff kya bola haiii main itna excited ho gaya ke excitment main gaand ko bhich liya

Shikha:- uiiii maa kya kar raha hai pagal ho gaya hai meri ussko mat bhich bohat najuk hai
uff aaram se

Main:- mann kar raha hai in gadedar footballs ko masal don

Shikha:- usse football kaha tu ne yani mere boobs ko kya kahte ho

Main:- lagta hai tum aaj meri jaan le logi hayeee mera

Shikha:- jaan ko apne andar rako aur haaye mat karo apna nikal lo aur aaj football ko apni
hockey ki taakat dikha do mera lund itna tight ho gaya ke jaise spring ho opar se unki
choot ufff unki legging mere lund se chipki hui thi

Shikha:- kitna sochate ho itna mat socha karo woh bichara soch raha hoga kab darshan
honge

Main:- Shikha gate toh band kar do koi aa jayega

Shikha:- chutki baja kar band kar do na aisi bhi jaadu kis kaam ka jo khade lund par dhokha
de de yeh baat sun kar mera mouh khul gaya
Shikha:- band karo main aaj nahi uthungi uff jaldi karo ab mere sharir main aag lag rahi
hai

Main:- karta hon karta hon

Shikha:- kitna bol bachan karta hai yaha meri choott uiiii maaa kar na ragad na uff kya
motaa lund hiiiii maiii gayi hey bhagwaaan maine gate band kiya kitni garam ladki hai yeh
mere chune se hi jhad gayii

Shikha:- ab kya dekhte rahoge isse bahar nikalo na 2-3 saalo se main taras gayi hon iss din
ke liye kab meri tumse shaadi hogi aur main tumse kahungi meri sawari karo

Main:- 2-3 saaloo se

Shikha:- nahi 2-3 nahi 20 nahi 15 uff chodo naa kya karoge mujhe nahi lagta ab main bina
ganda bole reh paunga itna excited toh mujhe aaj tak kabhi feel hi nahi hua main uss par
apni tshirt fenk diii Shikha usse sunghne lagi aahh tumhara pasina kitna mahak raha hai
kya tumhe meri badan ki khushbu lene hai

Main:- haan mujhe tumhari chuchiyoo ki mahak leni hai

Shikha:- dhaat chuchiya nahi meri footbaal hai woh

Main:- haan haan mujhe unhi ki khushbu doo Shikha ne apna suit nikal diya mera toh thok
atak gaya lund 90 degree ho gaya ankhe chodi ho gayi uss ne apna suit utar kar mere
mouh par fenka kya bataon kya khushbu thi sala agar main normal insan hota toh jhad hi
gaya hota na jhada hota toh precum paka aa gaya hota

Shikha:- kya unki khushbu hi lega kya inhe chusna nahi main unke opar kod pada aur diwal
se laga kar uski gardan chumne laga

Shikha:- hayeee main mar jauu kya chusta hai tu aise hi meri usko chuss chus ke laal kar
dee

Main:- aapki baate mujhe itna jyada josh de rahi hain ke mann kar raha hai ke aapka har
ek hissa chus chus ke laaal kar don

Shikha:- bas meri choot ko laal kar de bohat jyada machal rahi hai usse chus main sab
chod kar niiche beth gaya

Shikha:- tu sacch main chusega

Main:- haan mujhe aap ki choot chusni hai

Shikha:- process ko bich main mat badlo warna meri football bura maan jayegi inko itna
bada kiya hai taa ke inhe dekhte hi tum in par tut pado main hyper ho chuka tha maine
jhat se uss ki bra ko niche kar diya aur unke footballs ko daba diya

Shikha:- aahh araam se kya ungilaya chapwaoge

Main:- aapki chuc sorry footbaal itni kadak kaise hain

Shikha:- kya karu ek baar tumne trailer diya par inko chusaa nahi dekho kitni kadak hain
ghusse main aa naakhun mat dhasa dena bohat jalim hai yeh itna hilti hai na apas main
takra kar pucho mat puchna kya hai maine mouj main bhar liya aaj maloom ho raha tha
ke in kadak chuchiyo ko mouh main bharna muskil hai main jabardasti unhe mouh main
bhar bhar ke chus raha tha maano yahi sabse tasty chiz hai aaj aag dono taraf thi na main
rukna chahta tha na wo woh pore josh main mere baalo main hath ghuma rahi thi

Shikha:- aaj tak mere zindagi main aisa maja nahi aaya uff tum isse aise chusoga toh kahi
iss main khon na aa jaye

Main:- khon ka pata nahi par han aaj main iss main doodh aane wala kaam jarur karunga

Shikha:- aa meri naabhi kyu kured raha hai

Main:- jab yeh itne tight hai toh aapki choot kitni tight hogi woh kuch bolti uss se pehle
maine uske hont pina shuru kar diya aur apni bich ki ungli unki choot par ragad raha tha
uss ki sisskari mere mouh main gunj rahi thi thodi lambi kiss ke baad maine usse choda

Shikha:- ab meri baari hai kuch taste karne ki

Main:- acha par dhayan se nuksan na kara lena abhi bohat garam hai

Shikha:- mere mouh par hath rakh kar shiiii ab nuksan se nahi darne wali jab tu aaj meri
dhajiyaa udane wala hai uss ne mujhe dhakka de kar bed par giraya aur meri taange faila
kar meri jeans ka button khol diya maine kamar opar ki aur mera lower niche khich gaya

Shikha:- uuiiii maa yeh kya hai

Main:- taste kar ke dekho kya hai

Shikha:- jaise aaj iss ki halat hai lagta hai aaj main na bhi aati toh yeh yahi se meri maar
leta itna bp kar uss ne mere lund par jeeb ghumayi

Main:- uff Shikha didi kya kar rahi ho

Shikha:- abhi didi wali aadat nahi gayi

Main:- didi na hoti toh aaj meri na hoti

Shikha:- umm ummm kya didi ki marne main maja aata hai

Main:- uff haan bohat jyada aap kamal ki ho

Shikha:- aur tera lund uss se jyada kamal ka maine josh main jhatka maara

Shikha:- tu toh mere mouh ko hi faad dalega

Main:- kya karu aapki baate majbur kar rahi hain

Shikha:- yeh pehli baar hai shayad jab yaha kisi ki bur tere ko majboor kar rahi hai maine
unhe apne pair se jakda aur dusri taraf patak diya

Shikha:- oucch kya kar rahe ho maine unki choot par hath rakh kar legging ko waha se
faad diya aur penty ko side kar ke apni jeeb laga di

Shikha:- uuiiii maaa main gayi unke pair kanpne lage main unki gilli choot ko chaate ja
raha tha waki main pagal tha jo itni khushbudaar aur tasty choot se bhag raha tha Maine
jeeb sidhi ki aur unki choot main dali woh kaanpti hui mere opar jhad gayi

Shikha:- aaj aapko kya hua hai itna jyada josh

Main:- jiski behan wali wife itni sexy ho jo mere jeeb dalte hi jhad jaye toh josh toh aayega

Shikha:- mujhe pata hota na toh kab ka tumhe behanchod bana deti aahh maaa meri
choott uff chatao chusso aur tez aur tez uff woh apni tange mere par kasne lagi maine
dono jhaango ko kas ke pakad liya aur choot ki fanko ko khich khich kar honto se chusne
laga

Shikha:- maan jao plzzz uuiii maaa plzzz maann jao na hi meri cho laallll ho gayi hai uff Dev
rukk jaoo maine mouh hataya aur unke opar aa gaya aur uss ki ankho main dekha

Main:- kya hua bardash nahi kar paye

Shikha:- sacch main tum bohat be dard ho ab toh soch kar mera dimag sun pad raha hai
aur rongte khade ho rahe hain ki akhir main apni ohh Dev kahi meri awaaj bahar toh nahi
ja rahi

Main:- nahi jaan daro nahi aaj tum gala faad ke bhi chilla do par kisi ko kuch sunayi nahi
dega

Shikha:- aahh
Main:- kya hua

Shikha:- kya tumhare penis main bhi dimag hai

Main:- achanak penis kaise

Shikha:- main wohi bolti hon pata nahi aaj aapke chakar main mouh se kya kya nikalwa
rahe the

Main:- acha par hua kya

Shikha:- aap yaha baato main lage ho woh ghusne ko tayar hai maine Shikha ke mouh par
hath rakh kar ek shot laga diya uski ankhe badi ho gayi iss achanak jhatke se uski naram
choot ki fanke aise khuli jaise kisi chote ched main aap musal daal rahe hon Shikha mujhe
dekh rahi thi uski ankho main halke se aansu the maine uss ke aansu ko jeebh se chat liya

Main:- bas thoda se dard aur hoga uss ne kuch na kaha

Shikha:- bohat jalim mujhe dard ho raha hai abhi aur kitna hai

Main:- koi anconda nahi jo puch rahi ho

Shikha:- kamar ko halka sa hilati hui aa woh toh mouh main lete hi pata chal gaya tha ki
aaj toh Shikha tera udhghatan aisa hoga na chalne layak bachegi na khadi hone aa mmm
thoda aram se kasam se mera mouh dhak diya tha nahi toh itna tez chilayi hoti ke usse
koi shakti na rok pati

Main:- acha aisa kaha yeh loo

Shikha:- maaa meriiii bachaoo maar dallaaa maine uss ka mouh band kar diya yeh toh
gaaliyo par utar aayegi aur waise bhi family friends main yeh sab na hi ho toh acha main
socha ab last laga hi dete hon aur teesra shot bhi laga diya usne mera hath kaat liya par
itna khon waha se nahi aaya laagta hai jitna uski 23-24 saal ki kunwari choot se aaya hoga
main uske mouh ko chod ke uski chuchiyo ko chusne laga

Shikha:- uff aahh uuiiii

Main:- dard ke liye maaf karna

Shikha:- thanks diwali par mera bomb fodne ke liye

Main:- tum nahi sudharne wali

Shikha:- sacch main bohat dard hua maine halke dhakke lagane shuru kiya Shikha ki
sisskari gunjne lagi uuiii aahh aur thaap thaap ki awaajo se room gunj raha tha karib 5 min
baad woh full form main aa gayi jaise koi dard na ho

Shikha:- aur tez chodo aur tezz

Main:- han meri rani iss choot ne mere lund ko itna garam kar diya hai ke aaj iss main se
nikalna nahi chaah raha hai

Shikha:- uuiii ab sssiiii nahii nikalo han bas chodte jaoo main full speed se dhake lagne laga
ke dhaam ke awaaj hui saala kitna kamzor bed hai

Shikha:- bed par drill machine chalaoge toh aisa hi hoga

Main:- ched itna tight ho toh aisa karna padta hai

Shikha:- ab kitni der tak aur uuiiiii maaa main gayii woh ek baar aur jhad gayi par aaj mujhe
bhi lag raha tha kuch jyada hi der tak kar raha hon woh bhi first time main maine usse
pakda aur utha kar bathroom main le aaya aur shower on kar diya

Shikha:- garam sharrer par thanda pani mat daalo bimar pad jaogeee

Main:- acha par tumhari choot toh mujhe jhadne bhi nahi de rahi hai

Shikha:- uff main waaps aa rahi honn

Main:- maiinn bhi

Shikha:- mujhe niche lita do main ek bhi boond bahar nahi girne dungi maine usse leta
diya aur phir hum dono sath sath jhad gaye mera pura virya uski choot ki gehrayi main
chala gaya aur woh ankhe band karke usse feel karne lagi hum dono aise hi pade rahe
humare opar pani gir raha tha maine usse kiss kiya aur uske opar se hat gaya aur shower
ke niche khada ho gaya

Main:- ab main tumhe nahla don

Shikha:- aap naha kar jaiye aur mujhe aise mat dekhiye sharam aa rahi hai

Main:- arre abhi toh

Shikha:- jao naa

Main:- ja raha hon baba ja raha hon main naha kar bahar aa gaya andar Shikha uth ke
beth gayi
Shikha:- khud se tu bhi kitni besharam ho gayi Shikha akhir tujhe kya ho gaya tha ab toh
unke samne jane main bhi sharam aayegi

Main:- arre kya sochne beth gayi

Shikha:- aap jyada kaan mat lagaiye Shikha nahane lagi par aaj nahate hue uske face par
baar baar hasi aa rahi thi main kapde pehan kar tayar hua aur balcony main cigar pine
laga pata nahi ab cigar pine main sukun mil raha tha niche sab log diwali ki tayari main
magan the akhir mera kaam bhi pad gaya

Dad:- Komal betiya jao Dev ko jaga do pata nahi aaj kyu soo raha hai

Agani:- mama ne fight ki hai naa

Dad:- kya

Pratibha:- kuch nahi papa ji yeh bohat bolti hai

Agani:- mama ne toh Masoom maami ko kiss bhi kiya tha aap manti nahi jao baat nahi
karungi main aapse sab apne kaam ko rok ke ke akkhir yeh Masoom kon hai toh chaliye
jante hai kon hai Masoom

Yaha se kai lights years dur uska rajya jiska naam aap log pehle padh chuke hain nahi yaad
toh jane do bahar samjh lo ek garah hai jaha bas ab sab kuch pyaar ya sex par chalta hai
yaa aap keh sakte hai hawaspuri par yeh apni kahani thodi family type ki hai toh iss sabdh
ka upyog thoda galat hoga aaj aap isse romance puri keh sakte hain aur yaha ki Rajkumari
hai Masoom jis ko ek baar mujh se han matlab sabke Dev se pyaar hua ab aap kahenge
Dev se kis ko pyaar nahi hai par jab Dev yani main samaraat tha mera pyaar ek hi tha woh
thi Devika main han lekin jab mujhe sab kuch sekhna tha raajyo ko sambhalne ke liye tab
ek padao aaya ki mujhe kaam vasna aur bohat kuch sekhna tha tab main aaya tha iss garah
par aa kar main Guru ji ka chahita ban gaya tha aur iss liye ki main apne aap ko itna control
kar sakta tha ki pore raajya yaa kaho brahmand main koi nahi tha kuch log mujhe galat
galat baate kehne lage ke main kahi chodiye jane dijiye kaam ki baat par aate hain aur
chal kar dekhe Masoom kya kar rahi hai aap log dekhe main tab tak cigar pi leta hon

Ek bohat bade kamre main Masoom bethi thi

Masoom ki Maa:- beti kab tak zid lekar bethi rahegi tujhe pata hai na ke tu uske bache ko
yaha janam nahi de sakti

Masoom:- maa toh phir mera mar jana sahi hoga

Masoom ki Maa:- beti agar tu aisa karegi toh yaha se hume jana hoga

Masoom:- han toh maa main apne Dev ke pas chali jaongi

Masoom ki Maa:- toh phir chod kar kyu aayi

Masoom:- maa maine pitaji ji ko wada kiya tha

Masoom ki Maa:- beti maine tere pita ji ko bhi kaha hai ki aise waade yeh pratigaya na
liya karo jis se khud ko dukho ke siwa kuch na mile aaj tak woh prithivi par bhatak rahe
hai keval uss Dev ke ass main ki woh ek din Mahakaal ko marrega

Masoom:- toh kya kare bhaiya ke khoni ko aise hi chod de

Masoom ki Maa:- kuch baate bhulne ki hi hoti hain

Masoom:- yeh laghta hai akkhiri baar hi hoga kyuki iss baar bhavishya main Dev bohat
aage tak aa gaye hai

Masoom ki Maa:- han lag toh mujhe bhi raha hai agar woh safal hua toh sab wapas thek
ho jayega aur tera bhai bhi wapas laut aayega

Masoom:- par maa uske baad Dev ki zindagi main koi bachega hi nahi

Masoom ki Maa:- beta ab woh dharati lok par hai toh waha ke niyaam hai kuch usse hi
waha sabse sabaye mana jata hai jiski ek patni ho

Masoom:- toh main kyu nahi ho sakti

Masoom ki Maa:- beti sab uss opar wale ke hath main hai kab kya hota hai wahi janta hai
aur kisko kon milega woh tay karega

Masoom:- maa Neha ka bhi beta hone wala hai

Masoom ki Maa:- pehli baar dekh rahi hon ki soutne aapas main behno ki tarah reh rahi
hain

Masoom:- agar Dev mujhe yaha lene aaye toh kya main unki zindagi main wapas ja
sakungi

Masoom ki Maa:- beti main koi bhagwan nahi hon

Masoom:- pitaji kahte hain

Masoom ki Maa:- chup ekdum tu kal hi woh jaadi buti khayegi Masoom unke hath se woh
jadi buti lekar jhat se kha leti hai aur uske aisa karte hi dharti se mera jo bhi ansh layi thi
woh kahtam ho gaya

Masoom ki Maa:- yeh pagal yeh kya kiya yeh jadi buti woh aage kuch bol pati uss se pehle
hi Masoom ek neeli roshni ke sath ghayab ho gayi

Idhar main cigar ke kash ko mouh opar kar ke choda hi tha ki mujhe opar se aati koi chiz
dikhi woh niche girne wali thi maine hath aage kar ke pakad liya arre yeh toh kisi ka hath
hai nahi nahi ladki ka hath uss ladki ne mujhe dekha aur muskuraye

Ladki:- Dev mere khushi ka thekana nah raha idhar main khush tha udhar city ke ek tunnel
main

Boss:- toh sab kaam tayar hai na aaj humara target pura hona chahiye

Aadmi 1:- han boss aaj 10000 hazar log marenge aur fatenge diwali ke patakho ki tarah
peche se Wakar bhaga bhaga aata hai

Boss:- abbe kyu kutte ki tarah kaanp raha hai

Wakar:- boss uss Joker ne sabko maar diya aur dono ko chuda kar le gaya

Boss:- Joker my foot chal aaj yeh parcel pahucha de

Wakar:- nahi ab main yeh kaam chod raha hon mujhe dardnak mout nahi chahiye aap sab
ko bhi uss se koi nahi bach sakta

Boss:- aaj toh un marne wale logo ko bhagwan bhi nahi bacha sakte phir tera Joker foker
kya karega

Wakar:- woh jaadu janta hai

Boss:- chote moota jadugar kya karega jab sab se bada jadugar humare sath hai

Wakar:- kon boss

Boss:- bhagwaan bee

Wakar:- mujhe nahi lagta iss gande kaam main woh humare sath honge aap ne kaha ke
ab bhagwaan bhi kisi ko nahi bachayenge

Boss:- han kyuki bhagwaan ke ghar bhi nahi bachne wale

Wakar:- (mann main) matlab kahi iss ne mandir aur masjido main bomb toh na laga diye
hee opar wale raham karna aaj mujhe sacch main iss kaam se ghin aa rahi hai