Corey and Oats VS Tepum’Alah the Putrid.

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Everyone’s favorite duo loved going on adventures including imaginary ones, and they always
defended their owner Mel whenever she dealt with online problems. One morning Mel was
having troubles with a petulant user from a discord server known as Tepum’Alah, who hated Mel
and Nathan for no reason apart from the fact that Nathan wrote stories about Dan Aykroyd and
John Belushi who he shared a similar interest in.

He was delusional and he thought that Nathan’s stories were fetishizing the two comedians, of
course Corey and Oats knew better. They heard Mel crying that morning and decided to comfort
her. ‘What’s wrong, mommy?’ Oats asked. ‘It’s Tepum, he is an annoying little tool and I wish
he’d go away forever.’ ‘What did he say?’ ‘He said that we shouldn’t write stories that fetishize
John and Dan because he thinks it’s gross and that I need professional help.’

“Ugh…I hate people like that.”

“Me too.”

Corey and Oats floated over to Carmela who was on duty that morning, telling her that Mel had
been bullied. Carmela sympathized with the duo as Oats explained everything. ‘This person
doesn’t like our adventures, what should we do? We have tried everything.’ ‘Blocking works on
Discord but we can still see his comments.’ ‘Yeah, he posted a nasty comment on Nathan’s
tiktok telling him if he doesn’t stop harassing him he will take action.’ ‘Don’t take him seriously,
ignore him, or teach him it is not okay to do such things.’

“How?”
“We can use the wish-granter.”

The duo floated over into the bedroom and pulled out their mystical wish-granting item from the
box. ‘Oh wish-granter, we seek your assistance, we are dealing with a bully problem.’ ‘So you
want to scare some sense into a pesky adversary, well you’ve come to the right wish-granter, i’ll
make sure that he should be wary he’s in for something scary.’

‘We wish to haunt him as ghosts and show him the errors of his ways.’ ‘I can do that for you.’
The wish-granter used his powers to transform Corey and Oats along with Mel into ghosts.
‘Awesome.’ ‘Now tell me who you wish to haunt.’ ‘Tepum’Alah the Putrid.’

A ghost portal materialized in the wall and they went right through it, entering what appeared to
be a haunting zone. Corey looked into the viewing screen and saw Tepum in there, he had long
blackish hair and looked like a typical scene/emo wannabe, he had a poster of the father from
Suicide Shop on his wall as well as a figure of the Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on
his desk.

He was in his bed, no doubt sleeping and having obviously disturbing wet dreams about said
characters. That was when Corey and Oats entered through the walls…Corey possessed the
Childcatcher figure that was on the desk. ‘Teeeeeepum, Teeeeepum.’ Tepum was awoken from
his dream by the ghostly moans.

“Huh? What’s going on? How do you know my name?”

‘My husbando is real and is talking to me? Am I dreaming?’ ‘It’s gross that you think of me as
your husbando. I am a character made to frighten NOT give you a sexual awakening. Why do
you fetishize me?’ ‘I can’t help it…something messed me up as a kid and I thought you were
sexy.’ ‘You’re a disgrace to fandoms, you know that, right?’

Tepum panicked as he saw the figure moving on its own along with a doll of Ed Grimley. ‘I must
say that you find you detestable.’ The doll’s head spun around in an Exorcist-like manner. ‘No,
not you…you’re supposed to like that I love you so much.’

Oats made a poster of Martin Short come to life…’Love you? I could never let someone as
disgusting as you be a fan of mine. You bully Nathan and pick on him for no reason other than
you dislike his stories, you won’t stop ratting about him to your friends on the Simp Central
server.’

“Stop this or i’ll…”

“You’ll what? Threaten to take action? We are not harassing you, we are teaching a lesson.”

‘Exactly..and you cannot use the screenshots you took of Nathan’s comments to back up your
claims.’ ‘Well he gave me access to his email so he could look at my Vincent Price
headcanons.’ ‘No, he didn’t, you left a fucking link for your doc on your tumblr blog for all to see,
it’s your fault and now you are paying for it.’
‘It doesn’t matter, once my mutuals are informed of how much of a creep your friend is.’ ‘I’m
sorry but you cannot force your mutuals to agree with everything that you say, they have their
own opinions and thoughts and guess what, you are the only one on the server that hates
Nathan.’

“He’s creepy and needs therapy, he holds a grudge against me.”

“And you have held a grudge against him since 2021.”

‘DjannA’kro didn’t start hating Nathan until you told him to, you told an admin to do it. He should
have kicked YOU instead. I am just saying if you want to be left alone and left out of this. You
should have apologized and not carried on like that.’ ‘I’ll just tell the admins.’ ‘They won’t
believe you, they’ll just think you’re insane.’

Mel manifested next to the duo…’Oh yes, they’ll definitely think you are insane alright, I mean
no sane person would ever admit to having a thing for the Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang. What, was your mother drunkenly saying she had a thing for him when she showed you
that movie or something?’

Corey made the curtains sprout vines that dragged Tepum off the bed and onto the floor. ‘You
better not whine and you better listen up because we are going to scare you straight.’ Just then
Tepum’s boyfriend who was actually just some poor guy he brainwashed into being his
boyfriend, because Tepum was actually a lesser knockoff elder god that had been stuck in the
form of a whiny human hence why he acted the way he did. ‘Do something about it.’ Tepum
whined to his boyfriend.
‘Forget it, I had to put up with your stupidity for years. You took me away form my family,
removed my soul, brainwashed me into serving you and just because you had to be a dirty perv,
you brainwashed me into being your boyfriend. I’ m straight and I never loved you, ever.’ ‘Nooo,
say it isn’t true.’ Tepum’s boyfriend nodded and told him he was through with him, taking down
all the things he had given him and leaving the apartment.

‘Tepum…we know the real reason you do this, you do this because you hate all the attention the
actual elder gods get as opposed to you. You can’t stand how popular Cthulhu is and you want
to be as loved as he is, but the difference is, Cthulhu is a monster who is actually really nice,
and you are a monster who pretends to be really nice but is malicious.’ ‘Oh alright, fine…you
got me. I am not really this stupid whiny excuse for a human being. I pretend to be like that
because i’m stuck in this form.’

“There there, it’s alright.”

“We are just here to scare you into being a better person.”

The duo nodded as Tepum took Oats’s hand, the duo floated off and entered into one of many
nightmare-scapes, in this nightmare-scape he saw a group of Dan Aykroyd characters having
dinner together. ‘Mmm…that looks delicious. What’s on the menu?’

The salesman from the Bass-O-Matic segment along with J.P Valkenheiser looked at him with
evil glares…’You are.’ ‘What?’ A Dan Aykroyd doppelganger in a chef’s outfit revealed what
was on the plate, it was a flayed corpse that looked exactly like Tepum’s human form. ‘That’s
me? They’re eating me?’ ‘Well yes, of course they are. You have always said that you’d love to
have a piece of Dan for yourself, and now Dan’s characters are having a piece of YOU.’
Pa Tex took a piece of the Tepum corpse’s hand and began to lick the finger…’Mmmm,
fingerlicking good.’ Tepum threw up and then begged Corey to show him something else. Corey
showed him another nightmare-scape which showed him in an asylum being tested by a
demented koala therapist played by Mel’s friend Eucalyptus.

‘Is this where I am headed if I don’t stop acting like this?’ ‘Yes, your bad behavior is the cause of
this, by putting the blame on Nathan, you ignore that it is your own fault.’ Corey explained,
showing him the cell he’d most likely end up in. ‘I am sorry if what I did was horrible. I realized
that pretending to be like this all the time wasn’t a good way to deal with my feelings of jealousy.’

Mel smiled, knowing that he had apologized. ‘Very good. There is only one person left to
apologize to.’ She explained to him as the ghost of John Belushi appeared. ‘Tepum, Mel told
me about what you said and how you treated Nathan. Not only did you disrespect me by calling
me Dan’s deceased best friend but you act like you know how me and Dan would react to
stories about us. Nobody tells us what to do, we are our own person. You were barely even born
yet when I was alive, how do you even know I passed away?’ ‘Sorry John.’ ‘Second..don’t mess
with my best friend, nobody messes with my best friend.’

John’s ghost pulled a series of scary faces as he lurched towards Tepum, stretching his face
and turning into a demonic monster face with sharp teeth, and also showing him a series of
nightmare-scapes like the one he was correctly stuck in, all of which showed what could happen
to him if he acted the way he did.

Tepum finally realized he made a mistake, immediately losing his fake whiny fanboy personality
and he decided that he wanted a change of heart, as a knockoff elder god he wasn’t satisfied
with the form he got stuck into and he wanted a new one. ‘We can give you a new one.’
Corey, Mel and Oats used their powers to transform him into a brand new form, turning Tepum’s
human form into a supernatural version of Dan Aykroyd just like how Nathan wrote Aykroyd tfs
in his stories. The transformation was one that felt really good to him as well and he felt much
better thanks to them and he hugged them.

“There we go.”

“Much better.”

‘I have learned my lesson now.’ Corey and Oats smiled as they floated in the air and took
Tepum home back to his apartment which slowly transformed to go with his reformed personality
and he looked over at them and appreciated what they had done.

Tepum thanked the duo and told them from now on he wouldn’t bully anyone ever again and he
apologized to Nathan, and all of his accounts got removed, and new accounts were set up as a
result. ‘We did a good job, don’t you think so?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘You have shown me that being horrible to
others isn’t the way.’

“That’s right.”

The duo said goodbye to him along with Mel as they floated away, floating through the ghost
portal and heading back home, their work was done and the lesson had been learned.
 When they arrived home at Nile Road, they decided to have breakfast and they relaxed for a
bit and got dressed for the day. They decided to play some games on the computer for a couple
of hours, followed by some music jam sessions. Furthermore, they had lunch afterwards
followed by afternoon tea, they went on a mini-adventure in the afternoon and watched movies,
they chatted to their online friends and had a nice time.

They relaxed and listened to music for a bit, writing some more stories before dinner. When
dinner arrived they all gathered at the table, after dinner they emailed Jill about their adventure
and relaxed. They had karaoke sessions and hugged and played together.

An hour later after that they relaxed before going into the bedroom and getting ready for bed,
Corey put on his bat onesie and Oats put on his pink night-gown as they went into the bathroom
to brush their teeth, after that they picked a friend to go to bed with them.

When it was bedtime, they got into bed with Mel and snuggled up and had a nice time, they
drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams. In their dreams they went on a fun musical adventure
with their microbial friends/family members.

Our adventure ends here but there are more adventures coming up. But today’s adventure has
taught you an important lesson, bullying other people just because you don’t like what they write
about or what they like to talk about isn’t nice, if you want the person you hate to leave you
alone, maybe you should leave them alone first, or be haunted by your consequences for the
rest of your life.