Date Application

This document appears to be an application for dating that requests personal information. It asks for details like name, address, physical appearance, hygiene habits, and answers to questions about relationships, sex acts, and personal views. The tone is unprofessional and demeaning towards the applicant. The document warns that unsigned or incomplete applications will not be considered, and requires the applicant to waive all rights as a human being.

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APPLICATION FOR DATING

In consideration of your use of the Service, you represent that you are of legal age to form a binding contract and are not a person
barred from receiving services under the laws of the United States or other applicable jurisdiction. You also agree to: (a) provide true,
Affix staple and panties here

accurate, current and complete information about yourself as prompted by the Service's registration form (such information being the
"Registration Data") and (b) maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it true, accurate, current and complete. If you
provide any information that is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, or TheCleverest has reasonable grounds to suspect that
such information is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, TheCleverest has the right to suspend or terminate your account and
refuse any and all current or future use of the Service (or any portion thereof). TheCleverest is concerned about the safety and privacy
of all its users, particularly children. For this reason, parents of children under the age of 13 who wish to allow their children access to
the Service must create a TheCleverest Family Account. Thanks for taking the time to read all this, bitch.

SEC. I
APPLICANT INFORMATION (PRINT) SEC. II
APPEARANCE
HAIR: HEIGHT:
FIRST NAME: blonde 5'7"
dirty blonde 5'8"
LAST NAME: light blonde 5'9"
dark blonde 5'10"
STAGE NAME:
WEIGHT:
95-100 100-105 105-110
ADDRESS:
STREET APT. BODY TYPE:

CITY STATE ZIP CODE

SEC. Ia
NAMES AND ADDRESS OF FORMER BOYFRIENDS

(EXTRA SPACE ON REVERSE)

SEC. III COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES SEC. IV HYGIENE

1) My favorite movies are 5) My father will not hassle you because SHOWER SCHEDULE
(INCLUDE TIMES)
comedies he is incarcerated
dramas he is dead S M T W T F S
romances he is estranged
in my bedroom camcorder he is incarcerated and estranged
Does your bathroom have
2) On our first date, you can take me 6) My undergarments are usually a window?
to a bar thongs yes no
to a movie cotton panties
out to dinner silk bikini bottoms If yes, do you shower with
from behind absent the window shades open?
yes no
3) My breast implants are 7) I perform oral sex on a first date
silicon If yes, please provide a diagram
usually of your shower in relation to
saline often your bathroom window:
lexxon plastics always
a gift from my previous boyfriend eagerly
4) I am easily manipulated because of my 8) If I were an animal, I'd be
low self esteem a cat
shaky past relationships a fox
diminished mental capacities a mink
all of the above a fox having sex with a mink

SEC. V UNSIGNED APPLICATIONS WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED

X
I agree that all the above information is correct, and that I am not or have never been employed by any WITNESSED BY
women's rights organizations and/or any facet of the news or investigative reporting media

X
I hereby waive all my rights as a human being in future interactions with the recipient of this application DATE