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Jeppier's Spoken English

The document appears to be a collection of phrases from spoken English lessons given by someone named Jeppier. The phrases touch on a variety of topics from dress code to classroom instructions to an anecdote about being late to a function after hitting two goats with a car. They provide examples of broken or informal English used for instructional purposes.

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Jeppier's Spoken English

The document appears to be a collection of phrases from spoken English lessons given by someone named Jeppier. The phrases touch on a variety of topics from dress code to classroom instructions to an anecdote about being late to a function after hitting two goats with a car. They provide examples of broken or informal English used for instructional purposes.

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"Jeppier's Spoken English"

 All of you stand in a straight circle.

 There is no wind in the balloon.


 The girl with the mirror please
comes her...{means: girl wearing
spectacles please come here).
 To a boy, angrily

 I talk, he talk, why you middle


middle talk ?
 You, rotate the playground four times..

You, go and understand the tree...


(meaning go and stand below the tree)

 You three of you stand together


separately….
 Why are you
late - say YES or NO ......(?)
 While addressing students about Dress
Code (he is very strict about this…)

Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum
 Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
 Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt, V
shirt.. but if you want to wear ....
remove it when inside the campus and
put it out side the campus
 Open the doors of the window. Let
the atmosphere come in.

 Open the doors of the window. Let


the Air Force come
in.
 Cut an apple into two halves - I
will take the bigger half.
 Shhh...Quiet, boys...the Principal
JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You, meet me behind the class.


(meaning AFTER the class..)
 Both of you three get out of the
class…

Close the doors of the windows


please. I have winter in my nose
today...
 Take Copper wire of any metal
especially of silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....


 Once Sir had come late to a college
function, by the time he reached, the
function had begun, so he went to the
dais, and said,
 "Sorry I am late, because on the way
my car hit two muttons (,meaning
goats).
 This college strict you the
worry no .... you get good
marks,
 I the happy, tomorrow you

get good job, Jeppiar the


happy,
 tomorrow you marry ….I the

enjoy…..
 At St. Josephs College of
Engineering freshers day 2003
No ragging this college. Anybody
rag we arrest the police.
 So, now the most important point
…..hope you only enjoyed this
English, but don't forget your
English.

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