Since the Italian Garantie became the first DP authority in the world to even temporarily ban ChatGPT, debate has broken out as to whether generative AI models can comply with data protection laws, not just in the GDPR but around the world. The use of personal data for training requires a legal basis which is hard to find, special category data raises special problems (duh) and the model itself may be considered personal data due to inversion attacks and data leakage in outputs. Hallucination presents seemingly insuperable problems as to accuracy and rectification. Even though Open AI have temporarily satisfied the Garantie, further disputes still seem likely to eventually reach the courts. In this talk I will attempt to throw the entirety of DP law against the wall of large language and image models and even, jut for fun, raise the spectre of whether AI models can libel