This document provides instructions for how to make a faux crochet cushion using supplies like a vintage crochet tablecloth, white bedsheet, and cushion insert. Key steps include cutting the bedsheet and tablecloth to the exact size of the insert without seam allowance to create a plumper cushion. Rectangles are also cut from the bedsheet to create an envelope closure at the back. The layers are sewn together and trimmed before turning, stuffing, and enjoying the finished cushion.