Isomorphism: the Holy Grail of code reuse. Is Kotlin up to the task? What do we even mean when we say isomorphism? We walk through the current state of the art with Kotlin, showcasing Kotlin's capabilities to run on targets such as iOS, Android, Web, and Server platforms. As well, we'll cover other approaches and platforms that promise similar code reuse. We'll take a detour and look at Kotlin/Native, comparing and contrasting it's approach. Along the way, we'll also explore some application architectures that make the most of shared code modules. In the end, we make an informed decision: is isomorphic Kotlin wired or tired?