My half life with perl

Half my life with Perl
Randal L. Schwartz
Thursday, July 25, 13

My half-life with Perl
Randal L. Schwartz

Who is this guy?
 Jack of all trades—master of some
 Programmer, writer, trainer, sysadmin, QA, networking, devops, podcaster, comedian...
 And thinner!

Intertwined
 Perl culture
 Stonehenge culture
 Randal culture
 A lot has happened
 My memory isn’t as good as it once was
 Consider this presentation “a work of fiction”
 ... “inspired by actual events”
 If you disagree with my “facts”
- ... Call for Presentations for OSCON 2014 will probably be in January :)
- ... then you can give your own damn talk
 Thanks to Elaine and other contributors for the Perl History timeline

Bill Harp
 Integral part of “Randal Culture” for nearly 30 years
 As such, influenced Stonehenge, and thus Perl
 Friend, business partner, marketing director, production assistant, wingman
 Sadly, passed away. Bill Harp, 23 Nov 1967 to 22 Feb 2013
 I will miss him, and remember him until my final days

The child me: I like programming. I hate writing.
 Chose programming as a career at age 9
- Wrote code for PDP-8 FOCAL language “on paper”
 Got access to HP2000 Time Shared BASIC via ASR-33 (uppercase!) at age 10
 Many hours of self-taught time with that terminal through the end of high school
- Took over teaching BASIC from the “computer” teacher many times
- Built an IMSAI 8080 for the school
 Flunked middle-school English
 Took Journalism in high school (for 3 years!) to avoid any real English exposure
- Earned points for typing and page layout, not writing
- Only serious story: “Randal assembles an IMSAI 8080 for the school”
- As chief editor, I put it front and center on page one

Derailed to an unexpectedly good outcome
 Contract coding ($30/hr in 1977— about $120/hr today) at age 15
 Out of high school at age 16
 Got a summer temp job at Tektronix (largest employer in state)
- ... as a tech writer
 Learned writing on the job
- Organization (book and company) from Lyle Settle
- Tech editing from Jack Falk
 Stayed in that slot for four years
- Migrated from temp to salaried position quickly (youngest salaried, highest paid minor)
 Then a year as a programmer
- Realized not really different... expressing an art into a medium. Oh, and meetings.

Larry Wall
 rn
- Started on Usenet in 1981
- Used that as my primary news reader for many years
- Until Tek sysadmins “nice’d” it
- Been reading Usenet with GNU Emacs (GNEWS, then GNUS) since then
- Really enjoyed the very readable manpage
 patch
 perl

Perl 1
 Released in 1987
 Downloaded, compiled, played with a bit
- Interesting to do, since it was quite a number of separate postings
- Might have been the first “sharchive”
 Looked like a “super Awk” to me
 And I was already pretty good at Awk

Perl 2
 A lot more complete
 My go-to language for new tools
 Also started rewriting many of my shell scripts
- And my GNU Emacs Lisp utilities

Trolling Usenet
 Spread the perl word in comp.unix.questions and comp.unix.shell
 Answered as many questions as I could in Perl
 Inevitably...
- “Would someone be kind enough to provide me with a script (sed? awk? no
perl please) that I could run on several hundred files?”
 So I’d show
- The shell solution
- The much shorter (and likely faster) Perl solution
 Recruited a lot of early Perl adopters this way

The JAPH
 Created out of boredom with near identical sigs all the time
- Just another Perl hacker,
- print "Just another Perl hacker,"
- print scalar reverse ",rekcah lreP rehtona tsuJ"
- $Old_MacDonald = q#print #; $had_a_farm = (q-q:Just another Perl hacker,:-);
s/^/q[Sing it, boys and girls...],$Old_MacDonald.$had_a_farm/eieio;
 The string led to nice shufflings (25 chars) and mappings (slightly less than 26 letters)
- $_ = "wftedskaebjgdpjgidbsmnjgc";
tr/a-z/oh, turtleneck Phrase Jar!/; print;
 Correcting some FAQ about this: yes, the comma must be included
 Might have inspired obfu-perl, and perlgolf

Perl 3
 I was on the alpha test team
- Predecessor of “Perl 5 Porters”
 Inspired three features in Perl
- Underscore filehandle for tests
- List slice
- Third one: wait a bit for it
 Larry’s first Perl haiku, inspired by my JAPHs:
print STDOUT q
Just another Perl Hacker,
unless $spring

Birth of a camel
 Perl2 manpage is 20 pages; Perl3 is 60 pages
 “We need more documentation”
 Larry says “ok, when I get some spare time”
 I chimed in “I can help, being tech-writer and also on alpha team”
 O’Reilly IT person (“ambar”) saw that...
- “If you’re gonna write something, we might as well publish it”
 Wrote Larry and suggested “Pe(a)rls of Wisdom” (or was it the other way around?)
- Thank goodness he pushed back on that :)
 We met face-to-face (Carrows in Salem), and decided we could work together
- Sonny Malone: I don't know the first thing about being a partner
Danny McGuire: It's easy. We share the responsibilities and we argue a lot. It's like being
married... without the good part
— Xanadu

Writing the camel
 Written in TROFF, with which I was quite experienced (production at Tek 8 years earlier)
 The “in-house” O’Reilly TROFF macros looked hauntingly familiar
- ... because I had written them!
- Steve Talbott took my Tek macros to Tim O’Reilly, and used on nearly every book of theirs
 No change control — book written entirely by email. UUCP-based email.
 I created the book design based on what I had learned from Lyle
- And suggested the humorous index entries
 I also invented “Perl = the language, perl = the interpreter”
 Six months of nights and weekends
 Larry decided the book would describe “Perl 4” (by bumping 3.044 to 4.000 at release)
- In the preface I said “but it might be 4.003 because of changes after we submit the book”
- I was right. :)

Release the camel!
 Larry and I met for the second time at the Usenix conference in Dallas (early 1991)
- Shared a room at the hotel (“Do you know a ‘Larry Wall’?”)
 Signed many dozens (hundreds?) of copies
- Larry started using his special Camel stamp
 Runaway best seller
- Tim had to rethink high volume press
- We ran through a typical year’s print in just the first two months
 People wrote me thanking me for “finally being able to use Perl officially”
- Darn PHBs not trusting things without printed docs

Birth of a Llama
 Solicited by a Silicon Valley company in early 1993 to teach Perl
- Non-compete on their turf, but I could teach elsewhere
 Wrote up a course, retaining rights to all examples (I hate inventing new examples)
 Larry’s daughter (Geneva?) named the <> operator for me (I named the <=>)
 Third or fourth delivery, someone says “I like the camel, but this course is better”
 Pitched a “Perl Tutorial” book to Tim
- Got a phone call back in 15 minutes: “We’ve been waiting for you to follow the Camel!”
- Fastest pitch/acceptance EVAR
 Wrote the Llama over the next six months
 Rewrote a course using mostly the same examples, but new slide deck
- Started delivering that to Portland-area clients in parallel with writing the book
 Llama 1 was released 1 Nov 1993... a date that I shall always remember... because...

Just another convicted Perl hacker
 Confronted on the day of the Llama release by local authorities
 Ultimately in July 1995: convicted of three felonies
 Spent $270,000 on lawyers and fines and “retribution”
- Not counting lost work time, or lost contracts
 Bail and probation restrictions prevented me from working without documented disclosure
 Requested an exception for “training”, because I would have limited access to “secrets”
- Granted that exception by the presiding judge
- And thus, Stonehenge was reinvented as a Perl Training Company
- Oddly enough, at nearly every place I trained, I was on the internal network
- “oops!”

The once and future Perl 5
 Released 1995
 Finally Objects! I knew a bit about that
- I had studied Smalltalk quite extensively in 1982
 Camel and Llama book (and my courses) were slowly becoming out of date
 Added a Llama supplement course to introduce Perl 5 features
- initially 4 hours
- eventually became the Packages, References, Objects and Modules (“PROM”) course
- ... and the Alpaca book

Schwartzian Transform
 Answered a Usenet question in April of 1995
 I was brief in my answer, because I was on a break from teaching a class
- It was a simple “decorate - process - undecorate” that I had used in Emacs Lisp
 Tom Christiansen later came along and:
- (a) pointed out my bug
- (b) described my five lines of code in detail
- (c) named it the “Schwartzian Transform”
- ... accidentally
 Later, people started suggesting using “the Schwartzian Transform” for things
- Upset Tom (apparently, it was meant as a slam) and tried to rename to “Black Transform”
- Too bad that never stuck :)
 Schwartzian Transform is now generic (ported to other languages)

Camel 2
 Released in Sep 1996
 Tom Christiansen added in to the mix
- And Stephen Potter, who later dropped out of the project
 I served mostly as project leader and senior editor
- My schedule was crazy at the time, so I didn’t do a lot of original writing
 First Perl book to be written in pseudoPOD
- Camel 1 was in “O’Reilly” troff
- Llama 1 was in FrameMaker
- All subsequent editions of Llama, Camel, and Alpaca are also in POD

The Perl Institute
 I wanted to take some of my runaway money and give back to the community
 Created “The Perl Institute” with the advice of a friend in 1996
- Also put him mostly in charge
- That was probably a mistake
 Sadly we didn’t accomplish much, and later dissolved the non-profit
- But not until I had given up 6 figures worth of my assets
 Lesson: try not to lose 6 figures of assets more than a few times in a lifetime!
 The Perl Foundation now has this role
- and have done much, much better than TPI did

Trolling The Salzenberg
 Chip Salzenberg: pumpking for 5.004
 Remarkably adept at fixing bugs
 “Leaving the Salzenberg on overnight”
 rc2 released (“show stoppers only at this point”)
 IRC conversation
 “Congratulations on rc2!”
 “Too bad about the coderef arrow”
 “Larry wanted it”
 “It’s a five line code change, and passes all tests”
 Later, told Chip that this conversation with Larry had happened three years before

The Gecko Book
 AKA: Learning Perl on Win32 Systems
 I was not informed by O’Reilly that this book was in progress
 First I knew of it was when I got the box with my 20 comp copies in August of 1997
 Funny that... I was invited for an online chat from Compuserve
 It was to be about Learning Perl
 Only after the chat had started did I find out that it was about the Gecko!
- So most of the questions were about Windows
 I’ve never owned a machine that came with Windows... in my life
 I was often asked “how does this differ from the llama”
- I reply “Ask Erik Olson... I wrote the parts that are the same, not the parts that differ”

The first Perl Conference
 San Jose in August of 1997
 I taught a few classes
- and signed a lot of books!
 Eventually became... OSCON! (TPC3 was OSCON1)
 Things from that period are a bit fuzzy
- ... so I have no stories to tell

Perlmongers
 Organized by brian d foy in New York in mid 1997
 I joined the initial formal (non-profit) board
- Also included David Adler and Paul Smith
 Borne out of the regular meetings that the Perl users were having in New York
- Which I would frequently attend
 New York was the flagship, but eventually the idea spread all over the world
 Meeting types:
- Technical/Social (most common): Presentation, then bar
- Social: Skip the boring presentation and head right for bar
- Technical: Sit through a presentation, then some of us go to a bar anyway
- Emergency Social: Someone we know is in town for a few days, so go to a bar with them

Effective Perl Programming
 In 1997, Joseph Hall is my primary trainer
 We co-wrote the PROM class slides together
- Joseph developed the “PEGS” railroad diagrams for that
 He pitched a book to Addison
- Based loosely on Effective C++
- I helped with the pitch, having been through this before
 Target audience: intermediate and advanced Perl programmers
 I contributed my editing skills and a few pages and a preface
- Wrote first full description of Perl’s “printf” format string

sh2perl
 On April 1st, 1998, I release sh2perl
 Came out of a joke from the llama class
 “How do I convert a shell script to Perl”
- Lots of hard work
- Or cheat
- #!/usr/bin/perl
system <<END;
[shell script here]
END
 sh2perl properly handles @ARGV :)
 My first CPAN submission!

Perlmonks
 Started in 2000
 Meaningless points and levels for answering and rating answers of others
- Seems to work surprisingly well!
 Except for vroom (the chief honcho), I was the top user most of the time
 Stayed pretty active until 2006-ish
 Now number 4 user

Perl Whirl 2000
 A Perl conference on a seven-day cruise to Alaska’s inside passage
 10 speakers (all the big names of the day) and about 150 attendees
 Custom (but optional) group shore excursions, like the Juneau Pub Crawl
 Inspired by “Captain Neil” attending my Perl class in 1998
- And the Karaoke session afterward
- See my Ignite Portland talk Karaoke for fun and profit for more details
 Neil has now produced 70 sailings of these cruises (about 110 events)
- I’ve been on 60 of them
 Wired article (Scripting on the Lido Deck)
- Bill: “A human blink tag” and “a people hacker”
- Me: “Not a member of the educated class”

The Alpaca book
 Derived from our experience of teaching the “PROM” course
 Picks up where Llama left off
 Same style: hour-ish chapter with a few exercises and answers
 Llama is roughly 4.5 days as class. Alpaca is more like 3 days.
 Written almost entirely while sitting in Beaverton McMenamins Pub
- After two pints (or more) of microbrew
 Initially called “Learning Perl Objects References and Modules”
- I hated that title
- I had suggested “Intermediate Perl”
- “Books named like that don’t sell”
- So the more complex title was used (“LPORM”)
 Second edition: “Intermediate Perl”
- Sells quite well, thank you

The Stonehenge Parties
 Tradition starting in 2000 with TPC4 (OSCON2) in Monterey
 Never an “official” OSCON event
- Bill could do it cheaper and “more flexibly”
- Even so, Tim came to at least one of them
- And Derrick Story started shooting pictures for the official OSCON pages
 People would make sure our Wednesday night (always!) party didn’t conflict with theirs
 Always wanted it to be the blowout party of the year
- The Stonehenge teaching rate around $20k for the week
- All we needed was 1-2 new clients (typically buying multiple classes) to pay for party
 Alpaca Party
- Live alpaca in a downtown bar
- Easier to seek forgiveness than ask permission

Podcasting
 Met Leo Laporte on MacMania cruise in 2004
- He didn’t recognize me, and thought I was just helping “Captain Neil” out
 At one of the “ingenious” bars
- “So what do you do”
- “wrote Learning Perl”
- “OMG, I’m reading that right now”
 Asked him about podcasting
- Started Geek Cruises Newses podcast (future speakers, past seminars)
 Guest on FLOSS Weekly (episode #9)
- Then podfade... I took over after episode 17
- Started first as co-host, and now show-runner
- Just taped episode 258 earlier today
 Often more recognized for FLOSS Weekly than for the books!

The columns
 Unix Review/Performance Computing (shorter, more general knowledge)
 WebTechniques (web focus)
 The Perl Journal (a bit more technical)
 Linux Magazine (longer, more sysadmin focus)
 Every magazine now dead
- My columns kill magazines!
 255 in all
 Every article is online
- When I google for solutions, I often land on my own articles
 Some of the better ones gathered for “Perls of Wisdom” (published by Apress)
- “the articles are the perfect length for a book kept in the smallest room of your home”

The Big Finale
 Thank you to
- the Perl community for allowing me to share and receive in a truly potluck manner
- the Perl developers and CPAN contributors for writing industrial-strength code
- my clients for choosing Perl, and often choosing to let me contribute back to the CPAN
- my Stonehenge folks for delivering reputable, consistent results
- Bill Harp for influencing me and thus Stonehenge and Perl
- Tim O’Reilly and crew for publishing my books and managing these conferences
- and y’all for letting me share these stories of half my life with Perl with you
 But most importantly to
- Larry Wall, for being brilliant at designing and implementing a tool
- ... that he himself could use ... for everything
- ... and sharing that with the world
- ... so that we could get stuff done while having “an appropriate amount of fun”

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