Catamorphic Labs promotes functional programming languages like Haskell, Erlang, and Clojure. Haskell uses pure functions, lazy evaluation, and strong typing. Erlang focuses on concurrency with lightweight processes that communicate through message passing without shared state. Clojure embraces Java interoperability and uses multimethods for pattern matching and shared transactional memory for concurrent updates. The presentation argues that functional programming can increase productivity by reducing accidental complexity through immutable data and avoidance of side effects.