Chase Phillips | 8a0a111 | 2014-08-25 04:00:16 | [diff] [blame] | 1 | Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. |
[email protected] | 64e9afa | 2010-08-14 14:36:09 | [diff] [blame] | 2 | Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be |
| 3 | found in the LICENSE file. |
| 4 | |
[email protected] | ed85aee | 2013-04-04 22:25:12 | [diff] [blame] | 5 | |
[email protected] | 8b97235 | 2010-06-25 15:53:55 | [diff] [blame] | 6 | This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make |
[email protected] | b6c578d | 2012-05-22 13:53:56 | [diff] [blame] | 7 | any modification below this line. |
[email protected] | 778bdd2 | 2011-06-16 03:22:00 | [diff] [blame] | 8 | |
Alexei Filippov | ee63069 | 2014-12-25 15:50:27 | [diff] [blame] | 9 | ====================================================================== |
[email protected] | 1cc9f65c | 2011-08-06 20:14:48 | [diff] [blame] | 10 | |
Chase Phillips | e3c0612 | 2014-08-25 04:15:12 | [diff] [blame] | 11 | Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit: |
[email protected] | 27217eb7 | 2011-08-06 22:44:49 | [diff] [blame] | 12 | |
[email protected] | 7cb91fa67 | 2014-02-09 23:55:01 | [diff] [blame] | 13 | CHÄPTER 1: |
[email protected] | 0826a22 | 2013-04-04 01:11:38 | [diff] [blame] | 14 | It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at |
[email protected] | 94fe069 | 2011-08-07 00:07:31 | [diff] [blame] | 15 | occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which |
| 16 | swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along |
| 17 | the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that |
[email protected] | 3fee3c71 | 2013-01-23 06:36:25 | [diff] [blame] | 18 | struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. |
[email protected] | 72f87aa | 2011-08-09 13:26:38 | [diff] [blame] | 19 | |
[email protected] | 32e5411 | 2012-10-20 04:21:27 | [diff] [blame] | 20 | It was a Domo-Kun. |
| 21 | |
| 22 | "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. |
| 23 | |
[email protected] | 9f84e37 | 2012-10-06 07:52:08 | [diff] [blame] | 24 | Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the |
[email protected] | f34fde5 | 2013-11-09 20:18:08 | [diff] [blame] | 25 | waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, |
[email protected] | 493434d | 2013-07-09 17:02:22 | [diff] [blame] | 26 | no matter how burnt," he snickered. |
[email protected] | 1e065f2 | 2012-10-10 06:28:26 | [diff] [blame] | 27 | |
[email protected] | fe1e2e9 | 2013-10-19 05:12:33 | [diff] [blame] | 28 | The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors. |
[email protected] | 60fbffb | 2011-09-17 21:00:23 | [diff] [blame] | 29 | |
[email protected] | 74aaaf81 | 2013-01-10 05:21:23 | [diff] [blame] | 30 | CHAPTER 2: |
[email protected] | 4cc0ceef | 2012-08-07 23:48:28 | [diff] [blame] | 31 | The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. |
[email protected] | 62701d0 | 2011-11-16 20:52:43 | [diff] [blame] | 32 | The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles |
[email protected] | 4cc0ceef | 2012-08-07 23:48:28 | [diff] [blame] | 33 | with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, |
[email protected] | f3843583 | 2012-10-08 02:06:08 | [diff] [blame] | 34 | like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as |
[email protected] | 18397cf6 | 2011-10-11 16:58:22 | [diff] [blame] | 35 | his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of |
| 36 | images coming from the past flowed through his mind. |
[email protected] | 2113534 | 2011-10-11 22:24:41 | [diff] [blame] | 37 | |
[email protected] | c66359e | 2011-10-14 19:20:31 | [diff] [blame] | 38 | "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly |
[email protected] | 726843e | 2011-10-23 00:51:36 | [diff] [blame] | 39 | overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about |
| 40 | when the fan was last cleaned. |
[email protected] | ff41130 | 2011-10-31 17:49:55 | [diff] [blame] | 41 | |
[email protected] | 836b9a1 | 2011-11-16 20:53:40 | [diff] [blame] | 42 | There was a poignant pause. |
[email protected] | a4a092b1 | 2011-11-15 03:44:03 | [diff] [blame] | 43 | |
[email protected] | 74aaaf81 | 2013-01-10 05:21:23 | [diff] [blame] | 44 | CHAPTER 3: |
[email protected] | ada9baa | 2011-11-17 06:06:36 | [diff] [blame] | 45 | Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he |
| 46 | began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done |
[email protected] | 7e42fb0 | 2013-08-07 23:18:16 | [diff] [blame] | 47 | that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. |
[email protected] | 1f19fb3 | 2011-12-02 03:47:18 | [diff] [blame] | 48 | Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable |
[email protected] | 6627b16 | 2013-07-12 21:35:27 | [diff] [blame] | 49 | horror that had occurred just the week before. |
[email protected] | 1f19fb3 | 2011-12-02 03:47:18 | [diff] [blame] | 50 | |
[email protected] | a52f04b | 2013-03-09 08:05:17 | [diff] [blame] | 51 | Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like |
[email protected] | 73b1e4ce | 2013-06-26 03:09:57 | [diff] [blame] | 52 | adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. |
[email protected] | 2a8efb8 | 2012-02-04 20:45:06 | [diff] [blame] | 53 | |
| 54 | CHAPTER 4: |
[email protected] | 9d31862b | 2013-10-07 03:30:17 | [diff] [blame] | 55 | The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He |
[email protected] | 3a8a6d9 | 2013-03-09 21:16:28 | [diff] [blame] | 56 | wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with |
Jessye Nana Davies | cad4817 | 2017-05-24 22:54:54 | [diff] [blame] | 57 | a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Green? Probably. |
[email protected] | 7dc5eed | 2012-05-05 15:32:27 | [diff] [blame] | 58 | |
[email protected] | df2ac9a | 2012-09-03 23:52:14 | [diff] [blame] | 59 | CHAPTER 5: |
[email protected] | 0c27113 | 2013-09-16 00:57:37 | [diff] [blame] | 60 | Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, |
[email protected] | e666228d | 2014-02-10 02:16:16 | [diff] [blame] | 61 | well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that |
[email protected] | 0c27113 | 2013-09-16 00:57:37 | [diff] [blame] | 62 | life goes on. |
[email protected] | abf69bc | 2012-07-01 23:32:18 | [diff] [blame] | 63 | |
jzeisloft | 9c25d23 | 2017-05-22 22:24:35 | [diff] [blame] | 64 | $CHAPTER6 |
| 65 | |
[email protected] | abf69bc | 2012-07-01 23:32:18 | [diff] [blame] | 66 | TRUISMS (1978-1983) |
| 67 | JENNY HOLZER |
| 68 | A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY |
| 69 | A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS |
| 70 | A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER |
| 71 | A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF |
| 72 | A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD |
| 73 | A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN |
[email protected] | 85cdc8cd | 2013-06-19 22:28:21 | [diff] [blame] | 74 | NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN |
[email protected] | f35cbe4 | 2012-11-21 00:06:58 | [diff] [blame] | 75 | AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS |
[email protected] | d4ef7ff | 2013-06-13 05:37:27 | [diff] [blame] | 76 | IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF |
[email protected] | 0ea1f0a | 2013-08-20 03:45:17 | [diff] [blame] | 77 | BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL |
[email protected] | 3432f7fd | 2013-09-13 03:17:49 | [diff] [blame] | 78 | AM NOT |
[email protected] | a4124e01 | 2013-10-21 01:10:13 | [diff] [blame] | 79 | ARE TOO |
[email protected] | e83ea21 | 2013-09-07 22:25:14 | [diff] [blame] | 80 | IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY |
[email protected] | e334f38 | 2014-04-04 17:58:35 | [diff] [blame] | 81 | AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS |
[email protected] | 935b28f | 2014-02-16 22:05:43 | [diff] [blame] | 82 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT |
[email protected] | 7d2ce72 | 2014-01-30 05:30:15 | [diff] [blame] | 83 | I'm really tempted to change something above the line. |
[email protected] | 05d3b429 | 2014-02-11 06:46:49 | [diff] [blame] | 84 | Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!! |
[email protected] | e3b328d | 2014-02-23 05:30:21 | [diff] [blame] | 85 | PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. |
[email protected] | e334f38 | 2014-04-04 17:58:35 | [diff] [blame] | 86 | WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY |
[email protected] | 670d793f1 | 2014-03-25 19:56:49 | [diff] [blame] | 87 | |
| 88 | I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves... |
[email protected] | 4a94aae | 2014-04-25 08:22:20 | [diff] [blame] | 89 | What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake. |
[email protected] | f3de76e | 2014-04-22 18:29:17 | [diff] [blame] | 90 | |
[email protected] | 0bf04c1 | 2014-05-11 04:19:30 | [diff] [blame] | 91 | Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop. |
[email protected] | 2f125f23 | 2014-08-22 19:22:18 | [diff] [blame] | 92 | WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB |
[email protected] | c0f23df | 2014-05-02 23:39:50 | [diff] [blame] | 93 | |
[email protected] | ace5f20 | 2014-05-05 10:32:25 | [diff] [blame] | 94 | I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want. |
[email protected] | 37e9c02 | 2014-05-14 01:48:29 | [diff] [blame] | 95 | |
[email protected] | 59aed6bc | 2014-05-17 00:38:10 | [diff] [blame] | 96 | This sentence is false. |
| 97 | |
| 98 | Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder. |
[email protected] | 4b5dda47 | 2014-05-21 22:36:14 | [diff] [blame] | 99 | |
agable | c54d690 | 2014-08-23 06:36:01 | [diff] [blame] | 100 | I'm the best at space. |
[email protected] | 4b5dda47 | 2014-05-21 22:36:14 | [diff] [blame] | 101 | |
[email protected] | ab2fa50 | 2014-05-17 00:52:41 | [diff] [blame] | 102 | The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. |
[email protected] | 78df54f | 2014-05-21 03:49:28 | [diff] [blame] | 103 | * |
| 104 | * |
| 105 | * |
| 106 | Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for |
| 107 | the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is |
| 108 | madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down |
| 109 | into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in |
| 110 | the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge |
| 111 | is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is |
| 112 | still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. |
| 113 | * |
| 114 | * |
| 115 | * |
| 116 | |
[email protected] | 7dca93e | 2014-05-24 23:32:11 | [diff] [blame] | 117 | I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes |
[email protected] | 9d5010f9 | 2014-05-26 05:51:24 | [diff] [blame] | 118 | * |
[email protected] | dd41c20 | 2014-07-03 05:14:02 | [diff] [blame] | 119 | This is a line to test and try uploading a cl. |
Tonko Sabolčec | b0e4104 | 2018-07-05 12:23:42 | [diff] [blame] | 120 | * |
| 121 | Yay, another first commit! What a beautiful day! |
[email protected] | 298d46a | 2014-05-28 11:49:10 | [diff] [blame] | 122 | |
| 123 | And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on |
| 124 | the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And |
| 125 | lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower |
| 126 | and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had |
| 127 | been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great |
| 128 | sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build |
| 129 | any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the |
| 130 | bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many |
| 131 | seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines, |
| 132 | and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon |
[email protected] | acc05366 | 2014-08-07 14:38:26 | [diff] [blame] | 133 | their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas. |
[email protected] | 24c4f183 | 2014-08-08 01:23:04 | [diff] [blame] | 134 | |
[email protected] | dec629af | 2014-08-08 02:43:06 | [diff] [blame] | 135 | As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again... |
[email protected] | 8c0ac80 | 2014-08-08 07:35:45 | [diff] [blame] | 136 | However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid. |
[email protected] | 121fb3b | 2014-08-22 06:16:04 | [diff] [blame] | 137 | |
Aaron Gable | b69969a | 2017-02-23 00:57:24 | [diff] [blame] | 138 | Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. As |
| 139 | Domo-Kun looked around, it realized that some of the mirrors were actually but |
| 140 | pale reflections of true reality. |
Robert Iannucci | e3424ee | 2014-08-23 02:55:23 | [diff] [blame] | 141 | |
Robert Iannucci | 6251f187 | 2014-08-23 05:37:00 | [diff] [blame] | 142 | A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D |
Robert Iannucci | f08315b | 2014-08-23 07:58:58 | [diff] [blame] | 143 | And one more for sizes.py... |
pilgrim | f55d19fc | 2014-09-04 00:05:24 | [diff] [blame] | 144 | |
Nico Weber | c7f57d6 | 2015-07-30 03:46:34 | [diff] [blame] | 145 | What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief, |
| 146 | tiredness, or a similar feeling.? Ah-Sigh-ee. |
Stefan Zager | 552ff12 | 2014-09-05 22:02:22 | [diff] [blame] | 147 | |
| 148 | It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. |
Robert Iannucci | a6b52335 | 2014-09-17 19:59:49 | [diff] [blame] | 149 | |
| 150 | Cool whitespace change for git-cl land |
Brett Wilson | 3ddf239 | 2014-10-02 04:53:21 | [diff] [blame] | 151 | |
Robert Iannucci | e91d66a | 2014-10-30 08:15:44 | [diff] [blame] | 152 | Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts. |
melandory | 360f79b | 2014-11-06 14:33:14 | [diff] [blame] | 153 | |
| 154 | If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. |
John Abd-El-Malek | bb2ef4a | 2014-12-12 06:07:16 | [diff] [blame] | 155 | |
rmistry | b4798dc | 2014-12-16 14:04:57 | [diff] [blame] | 156 | sigh |
| 157 | sigher |
Adrian Kuegel | 0968146 | 2014-12-17 16:08:08 | [diff] [blame] | 158 | pick up cls |
Avi Drissman | 3ae93628 | 2014-12-23 16:55:49 | [diff] [blame] | 159 | |
| 160 | In the BUILD we trust. |
Sergiy Byelozyorov | bfd5b8ef | 2014-12-24 16:21:14 | [diff] [blame] | 161 | ^_^ |
Michael Achenbach | d96a3f4 | 2015-03-17 16:49:52 | [diff] [blame] | 162 | |
| 163 | In the masters we don't. |
Andrii Shyshkalov | 1ceeca6 | 2015-07-24 02:49:52 | [diff] [blame] | 164 | In the tryservers, we don't either. |
Philippe Gervais | 95257e3 | 2015-09-17 16:27:10 | [diff] [blame] | 165 | In the CQ sometimes. |
Primiano Tucci | eeb6bf7 | 2015-10-27 14:59:30 | [diff] [blame] | 166 | Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR) |
Stefan Zager | a76a64fc | 2016-03-08 21:50:47 | [diff] [blame] | 167 | My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all. |
Stefan Zager | 1e5d9c0 | 2016-03-08 22:00:14 | [diff] [blame] | 168 | No, really, I couldn't eat another bit. |
Stefan Zager | b3b8984 | 2016-03-08 22:22:57 | [diff] [blame] | 169 | When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich. |
Nico Weber | fe28e50 | 2016-09-23 15:38:42 | [diff] [blame] | 170 | Do make a terrible mistake every once in a while. |
tandrii | e66ac72 | 2017-01-27 10:53:22 | [diff] [blame] | 171 | I just made two. |
Andrii Shyshkalov | eaf7753 | 2017-03-27 09:59:58 | [diff] [blame] | 172 | Mistakes are the best sometimes. |
Michael Achenbach | f67cfef | 2017-03-28 08:55:39 | [diff] [blame] | 173 | \o/ |
Michael Achenbach | 4067741 | 2017-03-28 09:03:57 | [diff] [blame] | 174 | This is groovy. |
Luis Rabasa | 9a7a58c | 2017-05-26 17:22:20 | [diff] [blame] | 175 | |
| 176 | SECRET ENDING: IT WAS _____ ALL ALONG! |
Andrii Shyshkalov | 78fe025a | 2018-08-09 19:54:32 | [diff] [blame] | 177 | testing trailing line. |
Rafał Godlewski | 82aeb2ab | 2019-07-24 10:26:55 | [diff] [blame] | 178 | |
| 179 | So many books, so little time. |
Viktor Semeniuk | a4da775 | 2020-02-10 11:36:52 | [diff] [blame] | 180 | |
| 181 | Hi there, it's my first commit. |
| 182 | !false isn't funny because it's true. |
Edward Lemur | 11f7850 | 2020-02-10 23:07:17 | [diff] [blame] | 183 | |
| 184 | Lalala |
Nela Kaczmarek | 9627720 | 2020-07-15 14:16:37 | [diff] [blame] | 185 | |
| 186 | Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. |
| 187 | Vestibulum rhoncus neque sodales nibh lobortis, non fringilla odio aliquet. |
| 188 | Praesent ultrices quam eu pretium ultrices. |
| 189 | Quisque et consequat ex. Curabitur sed nunc neque. |
Josip Sokcevic | 47561c5 | 2020-07-22 17:54:15 | [diff] [blame] | 190 | foo |
Alex Khamutov | 0b154f4 | 2021-10-06 12:01:41 | [diff] [blame] | 191 | |
| 192 | And if you go chasing rabbits |
| 193 | And you know you're going to fall |
| 194 | Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar |
| 195 | |