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Chase Phillips8a0a1112014-08-25 04:00:161Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved.
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Alexei Filippovee630692014-12-25 15:50:279======================================================================
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Chase Phillipse3c06122014-08-25 04:15:1211Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit:
[email protected]27217eb72011-08-06 22:44:4912
[email protected]7cb91fa672014-02-09 23:55:0113CHÄPTER 1:
[email protected]0826a222013-04-04 01:11:3814It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
[email protected]94fe0692011-08-07 00:07:3115occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
16swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
17the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
[email protected]3fee3c712013-01-23 06:36:2518struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged.
[email protected]72f87aa2011-08-09 13:26:3819
[email protected]32e54112012-10-20 04:21:2720It was a Domo-Kun.
21
22"What took you so long?", inquired his wife.
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[email protected]9f84e372012-10-06 07:52:0824Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the
[email protected]f34fde52013-11-09 20:18:0825waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle,
[email protected]493434d2013-07-09 17:02:2226no matter how burnt," he snickered.
[email protected]1e065f22012-10-10 06:28:2627
[email protected]fe1e2e92013-10-19 05:12:3328The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors.
[email protected]60fbffb2011-09-17 21:00:2329
[email protected]74aaaf812013-01-10 05:21:2330CHAPTER 2:
[email protected]4cc0ceef2012-08-07 23:48:2831The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny.
[email protected]62701d02011-11-16 20:52:4332The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles
[email protected]4cc0ceef2012-08-07 23:48:2833with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate,
[email protected]f38435832012-10-08 02:06:0834like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as
[email protected]18397cf62011-10-11 16:58:2235his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of
36images coming from the past flowed through his mind.
[email protected]21135342011-10-11 22:24:4137
[email protected]c66359e2011-10-14 19:20:3138"You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly
[email protected]726843e2011-10-23 00:51:3639overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about
40when the fan was last cleaned.
[email protected]ff411302011-10-31 17:49:5541
[email protected]836b9a12011-11-16 20:53:4042There was a poignant pause.
[email protected]a4a092b12011-11-15 03:44:0343
[email protected]74aaaf812013-01-10 05:21:2344CHAPTER 3:
[email protected]ada9baa2011-11-17 06:06:3645Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he
46began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done
[email protected]7e42fb02013-08-07 23:18:1647that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard.
[email protected]1f19fb32011-12-02 03:47:1848Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable
[email protected]6627b162013-07-12 21:35:2749horror that had occurred just the week before.
[email protected]1f19fb32011-12-02 03:47:1850
[email protected]a52f04b2013-03-09 08:05:1751Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like
[email protected]73b1e4ce2013-06-26 03:09:5752adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful.
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54CHAPTER 4:
[email protected]9d31862b2013-10-07 03:30:1755The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He
[email protected]3a8a6d92013-03-09 21:16:2856wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with
Jessye Nana Daviescad48172017-05-24 22:54:5457a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Green? Probably.
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[email protected]df2ac9a2012-09-03 23:52:1459CHAPTER 5:
[email protected]0c271132013-09-16 00:57:3760Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest,
[email protected]e666228d2014-02-10 02:16:1661well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that
[email protected]0c271132013-09-16 00:57:3762life goes on.
[email protected]abf69bc2012-07-01 23:32:1863
jzeisloft9c25d232017-05-22 22:24:3564$CHAPTER6
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[email protected]abf69bc2012-07-01 23:32:1866TRUISMS (1978-1983)
67JENNY HOLZER
68A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY
69A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS
70A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER
71A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF
72A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
73A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN
[email protected]85cdc8cd2013-06-19 22:28:2174NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN
[email protected]f35cbe42012-11-21 00:06:5875AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS
[email protected]d4ef7ff2013-06-13 05:37:2776IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF
[email protected]0ea1f0a2013-08-20 03:45:1777BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL
[email protected]3432f7fd2013-09-13 03:17:4978AM NOT
[email protected]a4124e012013-10-21 01:10:1379ARE TOO
[email protected]e83ea212013-09-07 22:25:1480IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY
[email protected]e334f382014-04-04 17:58:3581AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS
[email protected]935b28f2014-02-16 22:05:4382AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT
[email protected]7d2ce722014-01-30 05:30:1583I'm really tempted to change something above the line.
[email protected]05d3b4292014-02-11 06:46:4984Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!!
[email protected]e3b328d2014-02-23 05:30:2185PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
[email protected]e334f382014-04-04 17:58:3586WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY
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88I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves...
[email protected]4a94aae2014-04-25 08:22:2089What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake.
[email protected]f3de76e2014-04-22 18:29:1790
[email protected]0bf04c12014-05-11 04:19:3091Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop.
[email protected]2f125f232014-08-22 19:22:1892WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
[email protected]c0f23df2014-05-02 23:39:5093
[email protected]ace5f202014-05-05 10:32:2594I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want.
[email protected]37e9c022014-05-14 01:48:2995
[email protected]59aed6bc2014-05-17 00:38:1096This sentence is false.
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98Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder.
[email protected]4b5dda472014-05-21 22:36:1499
agablec54d6902014-08-23 06:36:01100I'm the best at space.
[email protected]4b5dda472014-05-21 22:36:14101
[email protected]ab2fa502014-05-17 00:52:41102The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
[email protected]78df54f2014-05-21 03:49:28103*
104*
105*
106Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for
107the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is
108madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down
109into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in
110the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge
111is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is
112still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar.
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[email protected]7dca93e2014-05-24 23:32:11117I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes
[email protected]9d5010f92014-05-26 05:51:24118*
[email protected]dd41c202014-07-03 05:14:02119This is a line to test and try uploading a cl.
Tonko Sabolčecb0e41042018-07-05 12:23:42120*
121Yay, another first commit! What a beautiful day!
[email protected]298d46a2014-05-28 11:49:10122
123And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on
124the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And
125lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower
126and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had
127been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great
128sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build
129any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the
130bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many
131seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines,
132and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon
[email protected]acc053662014-08-07 14:38:26133their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas.
[email protected]24c4f1832014-08-08 01:23:04134
[email protected]dec629af2014-08-08 02:43:06135As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again...
[email protected]8c0ac802014-08-08 07:35:45136However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid.
[email protected]121fb3b2014-08-22 06:16:04137
Aaron Gableb69969a2017-02-23 00:57:24138Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. As
139Domo-Kun looked around, it realized that some of the mirrors were actually but
140pale reflections of true reality.
Robert Iannuccie3424ee2014-08-23 02:55:23141
Robert Iannucci6251f1872014-08-23 05:37:00142A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D
Robert Iannuccif08315b2014-08-23 07:58:58143And one more for sizes.py...
pilgrimf55d19fc2014-09-04 00:05:24144
Nico Weberc7f57d62015-07-30 03:46:34145What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief,
146tiredness, or a similar feeling.? Ah-Sigh-ee.
Stefan Zager552ff122014-09-05 22:02:22147
148It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
Robert Iannuccia6b523352014-09-17 19:59:49149
150Cool whitespace change for git-cl land
Brett Wilson3ddf2392014-10-02 04:53:21151
Robert Iannuccie91d66a2014-10-30 08:15:44152Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts.
melandory360f79b2014-11-06 14:33:14153
154If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
John Abd-El-Malekbb2ef4a2014-12-12 06:07:16155
rmistryb4798dc2014-12-16 14:04:57156sigh
157sigher
Adrian Kuegel09681462014-12-17 16:08:08158pick up cls
Avi Drissman3ae936282014-12-23 16:55:49159
160In the BUILD we trust.
Sergiy Byelozyorovbfd5b8ef2014-12-24 16:21:14161^_^
Michael Achenbachd96a3f42015-03-17 16:49:52162
163In the masters we don't.
Andrii Shyshkalov1ceeca62015-07-24 02:49:52164In the tryservers, we don't either.
Philippe Gervais95257e32015-09-17 16:27:10165In the CQ sometimes.
Primiano Tuccieeb6bf72015-10-27 14:59:30166Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR)
Stefan Zagera76a64fc2016-03-08 21:50:47167My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all.
Stefan Zager1e5d9c02016-03-08 22:00:14168No, really, I couldn't eat another bit.
Stefan Zagerb3b89842016-03-08 22:22:57169When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich.
Nico Weberfe28e502016-09-23 15:38:42170Do make a terrible mistake every once in a while.
tandriie66ac722017-01-27 10:53:22171I just made two.
Andrii Shyshkaloveaf77532017-03-27 09:59:58172Mistakes are the best sometimes.
Michael Achenbachf67cfef2017-03-28 08:55:39173\o/
Michael Achenbach40677412017-03-28 09:03:57174This is groovy.
Luis Rabasa9a7a58c2017-05-26 17:22:20175
176SECRET ENDING: IT WAS _____ ALL ALONG!
Andrii Shyshkalov78fe025a2018-08-09 19:54:32177testing trailing line.
Rafał Godlewski82aeb2ab2019-07-24 10:26:55178
179So many books, so little time.
Viktor Semeniuka4da7752020-02-10 11:36:52180
181Hi there, it's my first commit.
182!false isn't funny because it's true.
Edward Lemur11f78502020-02-10 23:07:17183
184Lalala
Nela Kaczmarek96277202020-07-15 14:16:37185
186Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
187Vestibulum rhoncus neque sodales nibh lobortis, non fringilla odio aliquet.
188Praesent ultrices quam eu pretium ultrices.
189Quisque et consequat ex. Curabitur sed nunc neque.
Josip Sokcevic47561c52020-07-22 17:54:15190foo
Alex Khamutov0b154f42021-10-06 12:01:41191
192And if you go chasing rabbits
193And you know you're going to fall
194Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
195